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Mister Bandari

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Sorry, do I know you?

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My name is Winnie McKellar, I'm here to interview you

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Yeah of course, good to meet you

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The pleasure is mine. I didn't realize it was an in-person interview

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I was expecting a phone call

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Well my office is just a few blocks away

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I find these things are always better in person

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I hope you don't mind. No not at all

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um I'm Trying to make my flight

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Would you mind doing the interview in my car

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That would be great Mister Bandari.

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Please

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Thank you so much for doing this interview

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I've heard quite a lot about you

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Anything interesting

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There's a lot about your company

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And its rapid rise into the upper echelon of the tech Industry

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So there's nothing interesting right

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Well I also noticed that your name appears

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at the top of nearly every charity organizations list of contributors

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I believe in giving back, after all much has been given to me

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You do a lot for people in need

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This is the angle I want to take with this article

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What do you mean?

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Most of what is written about you is about Mr Bandari

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The successful businessman entrepreneur

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This information is good, but I believe that people are

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more interesting than just their job titles

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Who is Avinash as a human being. What's his story

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What series of events shaped him into who he is today

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Well for starters it's Nash for short

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Nash

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I'm basically from India, where I studied

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Computer Engineering I typically fit the stereotype

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Of Indians being prolific at computer programming

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yes

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Well my story actually started in the United States

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Great

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I moved here after being offered job in a

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software company and I didn't know anyone

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when I first came, as I was the first one from my family to go into the US

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but eventually you made friends I hope

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Yes I did, in fact they're still my best friends

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tell me about them. How did you guys meet

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There's Zorik, the Russian hacker

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Is that another stereotype

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Ok … what do you want?

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Superman red sun signed by Mark Miller

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Ha Ha Ha No No way I stood in line for hours to get signed

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I know Zorik you we both did you were right in front of me

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and when it was my turn the signing was over and book store closed

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But it's Redsun

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Yaaa

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You don't want anything else?

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Noooo

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Is it still in mint condition

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So nice

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Super man Redsun. The Sickest shit ever

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Ok. Lets not rub it in

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I am sorry

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Bogdon…

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Russian: Bring the duffel bag.

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So, tell me. What you are going to do with all this money?.

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I'm going to America.

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After exchanging the Bitcoins for cash

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Zorik made it to the US Mexico border

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There he met the other two immigrants

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Cameron from Nigeria and Dan Dan from China

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The stars must have been aligned

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because as a strange twist in their fate

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they all realized that they had a similar skill

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which is computer engineering

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And then they made it into the US together

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Then there's Billy, he knows how to handle everything

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but actually not knowing anything about it at all

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And where is Billy from

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He's from Austin

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Computer: Next question... F***

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Working at the office was a strange experience for a person like me

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I'm pretty sure I saw all of my co-workers on TV

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at the Charlottesville protest

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They were the one that wanted to keep the monuments

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They were white supremacists

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Billy: Language Library language expressions

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She's been gone for a while; you think she's coming back anytime soon

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Whatever

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So, what are you, like fresh out of the school

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I've worked for this company for 2 years

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Oh cool are they promoting you today

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I'm actually being fired

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What do you mean? What makes you think that

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They left a note on my desk that's saying

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that they can't sponsor my H-1B and I'm being fired

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Hey guys, Miss Davenport is unable to meet

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with you in person today uh

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but the conference room please

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Kelsey could you please set up a Skype interview

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Thank you

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I met Billy on the day of his interview

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when I saw him, I realized that he didn't know anything about software

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Then, I agreed on helping him ace the interview

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Mister Ryan, thank you for your time today

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I apologize for the unusual circumstances on this interview

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Not a problem

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I just have a few questions if you're ready to get started

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How are you today?

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I'm... I am great thank you, doing good

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Can you explain to me what oops is?

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Oh no problem take your time

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No actually … Can you explain what oops is?

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Avinash: object-oriented programming language...

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It has inheritance abstraction and polymorphism

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and what is inheritance?

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That is where the money is

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Avinash: It's the feature of oops.

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Its allows the case using its methods

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and properties into another case

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and What versions of java have you worked with so far?

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All the … You know, all the popular ones

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Avinash: 1.9. 1.8. 1.7

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Billy: and 2.0

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and What is the difference between 1.7 and 1.8?

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0.1…

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Excuse me

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Avinash: There is library and language changes

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Language changes include Lamda expressions

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Which are annotations of Java types

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and method handling and library changes updates

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and the API updates in time

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Huh Mr. Ryan Everything seems to be in order …

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Do you have any questions for me?

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Hmmm how long is typically is lunch..

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Laugh .. You are the class clown aren't you

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Well thank you for your time Billy

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and Please see Cheryl in HR for paper work

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Ok, Thank you

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Lets see…Billy…

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You answered no to health insurance?

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mhm… Is that bad

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Just in case you change your mind…

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Here is comprehensive packet telling you various

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enrollment options for you..

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Do you have any questions so far

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Oh No… Is that an Aloe Vera plant?

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Indeed it is…. Are you in to horticulture?

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No, it's just that I'm highly allergic to Aloe.

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When I am around my face breaks out in hives

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and swells up. It's pretty awful,

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like Mickey Rourke space... fighter

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or just in general

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Congratulations on getting the job.

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Thank you

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You'll start on Monday morning eight o'clock.

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Perfect... Ok

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just one last thing.

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Here's a bit of literature for you to review before Monday.

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A bit is an understatement

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It's everything you need to know about the project you're taking over.

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The fellow before that was let go this morning.

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Ohh Really? Wait..You mean Nash?

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Yes. What a shame. He was really good at his job

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Is there a.. any way I can contact him…

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You know if I have any questions about the project

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You can catch him before he leaves.

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He is probably gathering his belongings.

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Ok Okay Thank you Cheryl

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Hi...

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Billy? Ya

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Look, I know you just helped me replace you here,

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but I could use your help again.

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Sorry... That sounded bad.

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They cut my severance.

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Sorry.. I really don't know what I'm doing here.

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No shit.

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Can i ask your number or something ..

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And I owe you I owe you big time.

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I'll promise I will make it up to you

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I'm a different kind of white guy.

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602

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Wait.. Hold on

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602..

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I didn't think any one would have hire me that point

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So, I have decided to go to the bank and withdraw

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the cash I have the little I had known

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I have been watched by gang of robbers..

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Al right… As soon as he comes out,

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one of you will push him in the back seat.

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I can't see through the panties.

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Is this.. Is this enough disguise?

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I don't know, I can't see.

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Are you guys listening?

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Push him in the back seat.

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Good. Now just ... try to look normal.

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Oh Look, the old decrypted woman again.

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One of you should help her cross the street this time.

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Paper-Rock-Scissors

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Go … Fine

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Hi Ma'am need help

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She is beating the shit out of him

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Oh, god. Please Please don't kill me. I have no money.

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Shhhh....

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Thirty-two dollars?

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That's all I have.

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You are lying.

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No, no, no! Check the receipt.. receipt

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Balance.. Zero

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Look .We don't want your money.

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You don't?

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why are you so broke?

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I got fired... And I'm being deported.

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We are also immigrants!

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I couldn't tell that from your accents.

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No no I didn't see anything I haven't seen your faces! Even if

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I see I am too traumatized to remember anything.

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We're not going to kill you.

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No .. Not yet.

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It's a joke, right? American style.

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Very... American. American

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We are sorry about your job loss.

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We are not really criminals.

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Depends on how you look at it.

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We have not been able to find Employment

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ever since came to the states.

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We tried to rob you because we are all hungry.

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We used our last two dollars on cheap panty hose.

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That is Minor investment. Look the point is,

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We are just trying to survive.

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You understand, yes?

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Ya Yaa... I do understand...

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Are you sure you don't want to split my thirty two dollars?

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Eleven dollars a piece

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Keep your money.

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Let him out, boys.

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Thank you

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You guys hungry?

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Hindi: Eating like pigs…

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I guess… I am not having dinner tonight

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Oh.. People of China and Russia thank you for your sacrifice

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When was the last time you had food..

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Four days for me spent all my money crossing the border

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Three days no food and two days no water..

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Have you seen ever Russian drink water

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I never seen Russian in my life

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Well... We won't... it is emergency

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Hindi: Eat Eat…

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Save some for me

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Not on your life buddy

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Slow down, Speed Racer.

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Speedy Gonzales.

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Speedy Gonzales wore a sombrero.

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That is right you are good

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Sure did

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What... like... It wore.. It wore red bandana too

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yaa... Yaa He did

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I love Speedy... what ever happened to Speedy?

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Cartoon Network pulled the series

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back in... early 2000s

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Yaa.. Yaa

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Due to the Mexican stereotypes actually

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Hmm. Political correctness killed the mouse

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El Gringo Pussygato.

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What is that - what is it?

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Foreign pussycat

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It's not.. I thought it was American

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No.. Foreign Pussycat

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No.. It is basically the same thing

268
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Derogatory term for white folk

269
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Actually used to call Sylvester the Cat of

270
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El Gringo Pussygato

271
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No shit.. so speedy was a racist too.

272
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mhm... I guess so

273
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Salud. Cheers

274
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:29,940
So wait... Where, Where this shit take place again?

275
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,280
Was it on the border? Right?

276
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,680
Yeah Yeah.. US Mexico border

277
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,980
It was at cheese factory actually

278
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,780
on the international border .

279
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,780
Sylvester the Cat was guarding it

280
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from starving Mexican mice,

281
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,800
but you know Speedy's speed always won.

282
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,760
So, he was like Robin Hood type

283
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Got it

284
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:56,720
He's a hero, and a thief.

285
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,720
I guess so

286
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,560
Isn't there a moral conflict there?

287
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,020
Sometimes law and morality are in conflict

288
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,300
What do you mean?

289
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:14,060
well... It's unlawful to steal obviously but

290
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:19,100
It's also immoral to just your neighbors to starve to death

291
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,080
especially if you have the power to do something about it

292
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,920
Yeah Tell me about it i just walked into a software company

293
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,720
and took someone's job today. Thats what i did

294
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,860
F*** man

295
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,420
I don't even know.. I don't know anything about

296
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:42,200
software engineering. I don't know one f***ing thing about it

297
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,620
I am just .... White.

298
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,520
yeah exactly.

299
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,960
They cut his severance pay

300
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,300
F***ing favoritism

301
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,600
I know everyone is always talking about

302
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:03,420
you know ahh everyone is talking about taking back the jobs back

303
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,540
from the foreigners right now. But

304
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:11,140
I feel.... like shit .... right now

305
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:17,140
I'm El Gringo Pussygato. ... Me

306
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,320
How about I top you off

307
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,100
Okay

308
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,000
There you go

309
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,000
Thank you

310
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
That for the ragets for

311
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Cheers

312
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:55,560
Phone Ringing…

313
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,560
Hello

314
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,760
Nash

315
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,760
This is Avinash

316
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,760
Nash. This is Billy

317
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:02,940
Billy?

318
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,720
Billy From the company

319
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:10,200
Hey… I need your help

320
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,800
I think we need to be together

321
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,100
we need to help each other, We need to help each other out

322
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,600
I don't need your help

323
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,620
Really?

324
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,920
I know you lost your job today

325
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,780
I don't know whether you saved up or anything… But

326
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,360
You know, we can start off there

327
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,300
I don't know how hard it is going to be

328
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,000
Trying to get another job

329
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,740
Especially since you are..

330
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:39,240
Indian

331
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,800
I was going to say not US citizen, But

332
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:49,740
Yeah, so earlier today I said that I owed you one so I am owing you one

333
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,260
And want to make good on that promise

334
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,000
What are you proposing

335
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,220
I am proposing we two meet this weekend

336
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,720
I Start work on Monday, And we can cram all weekend

337
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:06,380
I will pay you… How's that sound

338
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:11,940
Billy: Nash

339
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,440
Do you have any food?

340
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,440
Yes

341
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,400
Door Knock sound

342
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,720
Billy

343
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,240
I bought chicken

344
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:55,040
I don't know you were hindu… Or…

345
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,960
Thanks for bringing it. Yes, I am Hindu…

346
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,380
Excuse the mess please

347
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,380
Foood

348
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,940
Best chicken in town

349
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,380
These guys are your roommates?

350
00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:14,620
Ohh they are. That is Cameron, Zorik and Dan Dan

351
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,460
You have NATO in here

352
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,460
Hey.. I am Billy

353
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,540
Cool.. Cool. So we get to work or

354
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,540
Yeah Please

355
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,500
All right

356
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,120
It's back home I was doing

357
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,120
Makeup on different sets and things but..

358
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,240
You are a makeup artist?

359
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,240
Special effects makeup artist

360
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,240
What do you mean, like Avatar?

361
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:51,040
No, that is...that is CGI again. More like Mrs. Doubtfire

362
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,460
And Eddie Murphy in Natty Professor

363
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,460
So you can make me look Rod Stewart

364
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:01,000
I can make you look like Barack Obama

365
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,800
Oh.. Wait… I am going raise

366
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800
Show… Show

367
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:37,020
He less like Bruce Lee

368
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,560
He is more like David Carradine

369
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,560
Ha Ha Ha..

370
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:46,720
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper

371
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,720
I heard that… Laughs…

372
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,060
What do you call that move

373
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:56,920
That move is called Carry the tiger of the mountain

374
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,320
Laughs

375
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,300
Did you teach it to Ronda Rousey?

376
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,020
Nooo

377
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:09,440
So... This is the money I owe you..

378
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,980
And i would get the rest when i get my paycheck

379
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:12,920
Thank you

380
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,300
Yep… no problem

381
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,200
So what's next

382
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:20,660
The cash you gave me is gonna last for a week maybe with these guys in the apartment..

383
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,020
Ohh Too bad

384
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,400
So So why are you have them

385
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,020
Why not they all need a roof and I have one

386
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:33,400
But I will be gone soon too

387
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:39,560
Hey.. You like cheese, right?

388
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:41,560
Ya Sure

389
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,900
I'm in the factory. I can deliver the cheese.

390
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,900
What are you talking about?

391
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:51,280
Money. Your old job, my new job.

392
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,600
I mean Its not a lot but I mean

393
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,680
It's not Taj Mahal money, but it's sustainable.

394
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,600
Do you want to sponser us?

395
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,900
No no no.. I want to hire you all of you

396
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,780
To do what?

397
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:07,100
My job

398
00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:09,480
Look, I had great time

399
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,480
weekend being tutored and that's fun

400
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,680
But let us face it - I'm barely a novice in this shit.

401
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,680
You guys are the best

402
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,760
but unfortunately no one is hiring immigrants right now.

403
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,800
So we get paid like under the table

404
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800
Yeah, exactly

405
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,020
Soon, you'll be buying us all iPhones.

406
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,280
So what's the catch?

407
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,100
No catch. No catch at all

408
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,520
It's a win-win situation.

409
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,540
if it all works out, you guys get a job and I'll get to keep mine

410
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,060
Do I have deal?

411
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:44,360
Alright… you have a deal..... Alright

412
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:47,400
Hey cut that Dan Dan

413
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,680
Okay.. I am just getting warmed up

414
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,200
Oh.. You need to jump in the pool and cool down..

415
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,720
Hey man.. What gives?

416
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,000
Ms. Davenport

417
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:35,200
They uh painted these stripes a little narrow

418
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,160
I find it healthy... to be close to my employees

419
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:41,800
Is that the doctors orders?

420
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:47,300
It's your voice… seems a little different

421
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,960
Really?

422
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:54,760
Oh.. you're not as pixelated, unless you prefer the Minecraft look

423
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:59,480
You're funny, I like that

424
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,120
My office is at the far end of the hall if you have any questions

425
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,520
Oh Cool cool

426
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,260
My name is on the door. You can't miss it.

427
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,260
Ok. I look for, look for it.. Thank you

428
00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:24,840
Knock on the door… Come in

429
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,160
Uh.. You wanted to see me?

430
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,340
Yes. Please have a seat

431
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,940
Am I in trouble?

432
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,260
Not unless you want to be?

433
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,260
Uhh... No?

434
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,220
How do you feel about your first day out?

435
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,600
Good. I feel good

436
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,680
It's lot of work but I got a great team

437
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,000
Is there anything i can do to make it better?

438
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:04,300
Umm.. No… Can't really think of any thing with the top of my head

439
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:10,100
Can I get you anything… like a coffee or anything?

440
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,460
I just love spritzing water in to my mouth

441
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,640
I could do 10 times a day

442
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:20,460
That's good.Pretty thirsty

443
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,500
Parched… I also get very hungry

444
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,260
So do kids in Africa

445
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:36,180
Uhh. Is it Is it lunch time? Speaking of hunger, I gotta

446
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,180
I am looking at lunch right now.

447
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,080
Uhh. Okay… Thank you

448
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,840
Let me wipe that out for you

449
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,720
Okay.. Alright Alright you know, I should

450
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:53,120
I should get to work

451
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,120
Um... Sorry

452
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,660
Fine, Perfectly fine

453
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,500
Your project is due today

454
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,120
We haven't even started

455
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,220
Please ready to be present to the department in one hour

456
00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:07,220
But Ms. Davenport..

457
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:07,880
Go

458
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,880
Okay. Alright alright alright alright

459
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,040
Hello

460
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,280
I'm in trouble Nash

461
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:22,480
Project is due in 1 hour

462
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,920
That's funky

463
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,560
Ya I know tell me about it

464
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,820
What happened though?

465
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:30,500
Ms. Davenport pretty much just tried to get it on with me

466
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,640
oh that's amazing

467
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,640
oh tear it up boss

468
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,040
I heard Ms. Davenport is banging hot

469
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,180
Oh she is banging hot

470
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:41,760
and her boobies felt really nice against my face

471
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,400
but there are more pressing matters here

472
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:44,560
Alright don't panic

473
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,260
I want you to get all the work from your team first

474
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,260
Okay alright I'm on it

475
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,280
Hey Dave

476
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh.. F***

477
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:05,640
What a jerk. Who is that guy?

478
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,060
That's Sergio, the official corporate stress reliever

479
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:11,880
Stress reliever?

480
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,740
like squeezes hand kind of stress reliever?

481
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,740
Probably a counselor

482
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,120
Apparently, there's a lot of stress behind those doors

483
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,120
Apparently so

484
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,860
Hello Ms. Davenport

485
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,280
Someone have an accident on their first day

486
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,920
Yeah good thing I have another shirt

487
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,380
You're more than welcome to change in my office

488
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,580
I'll use the restroom, Thank you

489
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,740
No

490
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,120
What?

491
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:18,460
I said no

492
00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:21,640
Dave, the project is due in less than an hour

493
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,640
I need your part

494
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,760
What's in it for me

495
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,920
I don't know an A plus sticker? A

496
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,500
gift card to Corner Bakery? What do you want?

497
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,820
How about the satisfaction of

498
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,820
knowing you did your job Dave.

499
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,680
Are we all gung-ho

500
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,280
no we are not all gung-ho

501
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,120
Dave this is our job

502
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:47,980
no it's my job it's my work

503
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,820
I've been doing this for 15 years

504
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,820
had to answer to some guy from

505
00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:54,820
India in for 4

506
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:56,820
have to answer to you

507
00:33:57,940 --> 00:34:00,700
okay Dave I'm sorry you hate yourself

508
00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:03,240
but don't bring this down on me okay

509
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:06,420
I need to be leading this project

510
00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:10,140
But you're not I am. I'm sorry

511
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:12,140
yeah so am I

512
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,900
Can you get zorich on the line please?

513
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,740
Sure

514
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:23,420
boss

515
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,680
I need you to hack into someone's computer

516
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,240
Can you do that?

517
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,480
Does an anteater eat ants

518
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,480
of course I can do it

519
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,740
great

520
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,020
alright tell me what you need

521
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:37,320
Give me colleague profile.

522
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,740
Woah! That's a lot of junk on your desk

523
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,300
What is this? A garage sale?

524
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,300
not really

525
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:05,300
Oh, I know you

526
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,400
Really?

527
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,220
Yeah! You're the model

528
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,220
who promotes cheap junk online aren't you?

529
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,900
You follow my account?

530
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,440
No

531
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,320
but if these are products you're promoting

532
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,800
I hope you're not using the company's

533
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800
high speed broadband

534
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800
Actually, I am.

535
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,340
Ok. Why did you come here?

536
00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:24,820
For an autograph

537
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:27,480
No, not for an autograph. I need the check list.

538
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,900
We have a task in an hour. Showcase

539
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,820
Showcase on day one? Are you crazy?

540
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:34,040
I'm nucking futs

541
00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:38,360
That's a 2-week task. You just came on board.

542
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:40,280
I'm that good

543
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,280
Look, Ms. Davenport liked the codes that I wrote up,

544
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,280
so she asked me to get the checklist from you

545
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,640
and I need it

546
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,640
Can I have it in an hour? Please?

547
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:02,520
Hey, can I get a checklist popped up?

548
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,520
Thanks

549
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,640
After many hours of development

550
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:14,840
and rigorous UAT testing

551
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,660
We have released into production

552
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:27,300
our version 1.0 of the F.R.T.S software

553
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,200
this surveillance software

554
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,460
has facial recognition capabilities

555
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,920
and automatically tracks

556
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,580
any chosen subject

557
00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:44,700
continuously between different cameras

558
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,720
In our home land

559
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,320
sorry let's focus ... I'm sorry

560
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,620
Let's focus the importance

561
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,080
of this technology

562
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:09,200
Hospitals, office buildings, large buildings

563
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,660
Security will Skyrocket

564
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,060
and efficiency

565
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,140
can you explain the technology behind the scenes

566
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,940
Question is

567
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:29,360
How... is.. it.. created?

568
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:33,000
This is garam masala smells wonderful

569
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,440
How is it created?

570
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,700
The technology behind the back box

571
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,460
Cardamom and coriander colander

572
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:50,040
just tickled my throat for lunch

573
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,460
I had that for lunch earlier it..

574
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,100
Say data mining and data science

575
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,160
data mining data science

576
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,760
Google tensorflow tensor tensor flow

577
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:17,120
open face and Java web. W-E-B services

578
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,580
you know this is all

579
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,980
technology and stuff, for a lot of people it's really hard to understand.

580
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,700
I am sorry could you refresh us a little more on the functionality

581
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,700
of the software.

582
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,860
Functionality yep.

583
00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:38,860
Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash

584
00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:43,420
Basically, what happens is, all this tracking occurs

585
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,420
because we have all these servers

586
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:47,420
that are attached to the cameras.

587
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:51,980
So really, it's the cameras that send in the videos

588
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:53,740
to the central servers

589
00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:56,980
Where, you know, that's where all the tracking happens.

590
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,880
Is that..? Does that make sense? Yeah

591
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,720
good good good

592
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,460
Should have seen Dave's face that sack of s***

593
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,300
Dave never liked me.

594
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:21,300
He used to harass me with Indian jokes

595
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,300
I don't I've even heard an Indian joke.

596
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,200
So, how do you blow up an Indian?

597
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,660
I don't know, how?

598
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:29,660
You press the red dot on his face.

599
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:33,120
hahaha that's terrible

600
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,540
What do you call Indian dating app?

601
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,540
I don't know, what?

602
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:41,460
Connect the Dots.

603
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,460
That's pretty good.

604
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,460
Oh wait, hold on a second guys,

605
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,680
email from Miss Davenport

606
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,000
Hit it boss. Oh, insert salami in punani.

607
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:55,180
Uhhh... Mandatory meeting in 15 minutes.

608
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,920
Ok I got to run. Be available.

609
00:39:59,240 --> 00:39:59,860
Thanks

610
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,000
First, let's take a moment to

611
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,420
congratulate

612
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:10,040
Natalie on an impressive release today.

613
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,060
Applause

614
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,080
Not only did she deliver a superb product,

615
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,200
but she brought it in 3 weeks ahead of schedule.

616
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:26,800
Although, I should say

617
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,160
we owe much of today success

618
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,120
to our new team lead, Mr. Billy Ryan.

619
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,800
Thank you.

620
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,640
Thanks.

621
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,060
Mr. Ryan

622
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:44,820
it's your first day here today...

623
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,940
You didn't overwork yourself did you?

624
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:51,100
Oh no. Nope, not at all, just getting started.

625
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:58,580
Mr. Ryan you have a rare gift.

626
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:00,580
Hadouken

627
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,760
Let's hear it for Billy Ryan: Software Superman.

628
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:14,440
Okay folks, let's get to the heart of the matter.

629
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,920
I'm looking for a team to work on a

630
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,840
special project, it's urgent.

631
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,180
An Olympic software team would take 8 months to do it.

632
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:27,860
We need to do it in less time.

633
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,860
How much less?

634
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,860
4 months.

635
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,200
So, what's the project?

636
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,320
Analyzing biological data using Java.

637
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:40,160
We can do it in 3 months.

638
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:42,160
We can do it in 2 months.

639
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,160
One month.

640
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,000
That's stupid!

641
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,580
No, he can't.

642
00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:52,100
Never mind Dave. I can do it.

643
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:54,100
Now, that's b***S***.

644
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:56,100
You're a fake.

645
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,780
Dave, you and Holly can stop riding my

646
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:00,220
coattails, okay. Go form your own band.

647
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:01,840
You may be software Superman, but

648
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,980
you still need a team.

649
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:05,120
Look, I know a group of really talented guys.

650
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,780
Literally software geniuses

651
00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:08,780
I bring them on, we can pull this off.

652
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:14,420
Yeah, yeah. What is it software Spider-Man, Iron man, and Batman?

653
00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:16,280
me me me me

654
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,900
It's an 8 month project.

655
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,720
You want to promise it to me? In 1 month?

656
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,740
2 or 3 would have been good, but that was already taken.

657
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:25,740
but yeah. We can do it. One month.

658
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:29,720
say it

659
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:33,240
I can do

660
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,820
one month

661
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,100
one month

662
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,860
What have I done?

663
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,920
Come on! You're leading the resistance.

664
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,920
More power to you.

665
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:51,920
Yeah, that's just the saying.

666
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,920
I wanted to lead a software team

667
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,800
I have no idea what that meant till today

668
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:01,160
Well obviously, you leveraged your position.

669
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,160
To an effect, I mean it worked right? Listen,

670
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,340
you are bringing the mice in to the cheese factory.

671
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,380
I can't bring the mice

672
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,380
into the cheese factory.

673
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,500
That's the problem.

674
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,060
This last meeting might as well have been a

675
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,600
clan meeting with the grand wizard

676
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,180
himself. Except this guy is kind of likable

677
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,680
in a weird way.

678
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,680
Well then why did you speak up?

679
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,540
Because I'm impulsive.

680
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:28,540
I don't know, I didn't think it through.

681
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,340
I just

682
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,840
I just need that Nash and

683
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:37,400
the guys could do a better job then anybody.

684
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:41,200
Yeah. Yeah, it does sound like

685
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,200
you're in a little bit of a dilemma.

686
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,480
I mean what are you going to do next.

687
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,660
Can I try one of those fuzzy navel shots?

688
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,820
How about tequila? And this one's on me.

689
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,820
I'll take a free tequila shot.

690
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:01,720
Always take a free tequila shot.

691
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,720
Any day of the week. Cheers.

692
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,720
Cheers.

693
00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:48,980
Billy isn't book smart, but

694
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,640
I would be lying if I said he wasn't pure genius.

695
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:53,640
He saw close resemblance of me with

696
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,680
Michael Jackson.

697
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:55,860
Michael Jackson?

698
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,860
Yeah, let me show you.

699
00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:05,060
Wow! Look at that, the King of Pop.

700
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,060
You're a doppelgänger.

701
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,240
This close resemblance brought

702
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,300
in a radical idea in to Billy's brain.

703
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:13,300
What is it Billy?

704
00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:15,380
Anyone ever tell you

705
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,580
you look a lot like Michael Jackson?

706
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,580
Yeah you kind of do.

707
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,580
Hey Michael Jackson was black.

708
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,200
Was he?

709
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,100
That doesn't matter the man transcended color.

710
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,640
Well I dressed up like Michael Jackson

711
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,220
once for Halloween.

712
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,940
What you guys have Halloween in India?

713
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,940
Now it's getting popular.

714
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,600
Well the point is,

715
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,600
Ms. Davenport is not going to hire

716
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,140
an Avinash or a Dan Dan.

717
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:42,740
but she will hire a Mike and a Dan.

718
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:46,480
What about me and Cameron?

719
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,060
Well Zorik you can be Zachary.

720
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,240
and Cameron... You can keep your name. Cameron is fine.

721
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,020
That's fine

722
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,020
Have you looked at me and Nash?

723
00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,140
What about our color?

724
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,460
Bingo, that's where you come in.

725
00:45:58,460 --> 00:46:00,460
You guys ever hear of white face before?

726
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,820
You can't be serious.

727
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,120
What is whiteface?

728
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,120
White face, you know,

729
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,680
When people of color paint themselves to look white.

730
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,180
Nick Cannon did it. Really?

731
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:14,340
Yeah! There's no way painting ourselves white

732
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,520
will work.

733
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:16,480
Of course it'll work.

734
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,480
Cameron, you said you can make me

735
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,480
look like Barack Obama right?

736
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,880
Can't you make yourself look Caucasian?

737
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,300
Sure it will take hours at a time,

738
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,840
and then you have to maintain it

739
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,640
through out the day.

740
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,640
But it's possible, Right?

741
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,800
Sure it's possible.

742
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:38,020
I can make us look like whatever we want, but

743
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:39,540
I cannot change our accents

744
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:40,380
Well I can help with that

745
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:40,980
that's fine

746
00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:42,080
I'll tutor you.

747
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,860
Well, that's a long shot.

748
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:49,400
It's the only shot.

749
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,320
Otherwise I lose my job and you guys go home.

750
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:56,940
Yeah

751
00:46:59,400 --> 00:46:59,920
Yeah

752
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,060
I'm already White

753
00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:05,060
I just sound scary when I speak.

754
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,200
I'm okay too.

755
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:12,200
Cameron?

756
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:14,960
Okay boss.

757
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,040
We know that in order to pass as a normal white guy

758
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:20,720
we needed to have clear American accents.

759
00:47:21,060 --> 00:47:22,980
And I thought YouTube tutorials would be of

760
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:24,980
some help

761
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:36,540
0 -0 -0 -0

762
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,720
Guys what's going on in here?

763
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,720
it looks like a weird black magic voodoo party.

764
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,720
It's white magic we are practicing.

765
00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:51,600
Yes which I just amazed at the great American culture.

766
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,440
Okay, alright yeah, that's great.

767
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,460
We can do that later. Right now,

768
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,600
you need to fix your makeup

769
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,880
you guys look like the product

770
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,200
of an orgy between Ronald McDonald, Prince.

771
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,200
and an alpaca.

772
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,780
What the hell is orgy?

773
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:12,740
Cameron, can you help with the makeup stuff?

774
00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:15,060
Okay we'll do this stuff later.

775
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:17,620
Okay guys.

776
00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:47,380
big .. big ... Black ... Black

777
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:50,580
bear bear has has

778
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:54,040
big big blue blue

779
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,040
balls balls

780
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,920
big black big black

781
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,160
bear bear blue balls - frustration in Hindi

782
00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:09,300
That's fine. That's okay. Take five. You'll get it you'll get it.

783
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:13,360
big black bear blue got big blue balls.

784
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,820
I got it. Yeah. I got it . Now sing it.

785
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:20,520
The big black bear's got big blue balls

786
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,520
and the big black bears

787
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:25,980
little big blue lo haha.

788
00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:33,860
What about the f word?

789
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,860
Always a bad idea?

790
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:37,860
No, not necessarily.

791
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,860
Explain

792
00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:41,860
Okay, well it could be used in a good way.

793
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:44,280
Like, uh... this Alfredo is F****** amazing

794
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,940
or, it's nice to f****** meet you.

795
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,940
or let's get f***** up.

796
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,380
Dan Dan, tell me I'm a fat piece of s***

797
00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:53,280
who's going to die of heart failure.

798
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:54,740
You're a fat piece of s*** and

799
00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:55,900
you're going to die of heart failure.

800
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:57,380
Okay, now ask me if I give a f***.

801
00:49:57,380 --> 00:49:58,480
You give a f***?

802
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,480
No, see by me saying

803
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,320
"Ask me if I give a f***"

804
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,380
It means I really don't care.

805
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:03,400
how that works?

806
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:05,700
That's a good one.

807
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:08,360
Cameron, your head's on fire.

808
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,600
Ask me if I give a f***.

809
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,040
Perfect

810
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,040
Now, take everything that I've taught

811
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,600
you, improvise, add to it, etc.

812
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,560
Evening gentlemen,

813
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,560
will you have room dessert?

814
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,120
or possibly anything else to drink?

815
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,020
Uhhhh I'm good.

816
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:32,020
Do you guys need anything?

817
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:36,800
Yes, I would like a f****** Chardonnay.

818
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,800
Excuse me.

819
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,900
Please, and thank you.

820
00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,000
How did I do?

821
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:55,160
Interesting, at least you smiled.

822
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,660
Do you know where the restrooms are?

823
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,340
No I don't.

824
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:04,340
Oh, ask the maitre d.

825
00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:05,720
Excuse me Sir,

826
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,420
Do you know where the restrooms are?

827
00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:09,340
Absolutely. They're on the opposite side

828
00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:10,720
of the restaurant... F***

829
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,480
Yeah tell me about it. I

830
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,480
've been on my feet all day.

831
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,920
So gentlemen, how was everything?

832
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,920
Dan Dan do you want to handle this?

833
00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:22,920
Exquisite.

834
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,680
I see you ordered the chicken marsala.

835
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,100
How was it?

836
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,840
I totally f***** it up.

837
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:35,320
Wonderful, if you need anything at all

838
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,320
please do not hesitate to ask us.

839
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:46,900
Your Chardonnay.

840
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,520
Unfortunately gentleman, my shift has ended,

841
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,340
but it's been a pleasure serving you guys

842
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:00,820
this evening. I'm going to leave the check

843
00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:02,320
right here, but no rush and

844
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,720
take your time. Thank you

845
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,720
Have a good night. Alright, appreciate it.

846
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,720
f*** off buddy

847
00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:09,720
What?

848
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,720
That's not what he meant.

849
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,800
He meant

850
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:14,440
f*** buddy?

851
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,440
What? That's not what he meant either

852
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,440
You trying to get with me punk?

853
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,240
No, it's a misunderstanding.

854
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,240
Oh I understand perfectly fine s*****.

855
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,380
That's not creative homeboy.

856
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:28,940
home- home- It's about... Ohh f***

857
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,720
Are you sure we're supposed to be out here right now?

858
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,820
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, this is the best way to find out

859
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:46,020
if it's going to work.

860
00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:49,400
Okay, so the best way to interact is, don't interact.

861
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,660
That make sense?

862
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:54,160
No. What do we do? Act natural.

863
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,520
Smile, wave

864
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,520
Like, smile at The Stranger.

865
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,000
absolutely

866
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,620
Hi white person!

867
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:03,260
Don't say white person.

868
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:05,680
Hello. She actually smiled back.

869
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,680
See how it works?

870
00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:45,500
Americans first.

871
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,260
for peeing?

872
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,140
You guys there.

873
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,980
Yes, you both.

874
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:32,720
Come here. Come now quickly.

875
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,800
Now pardon our intrusion, but what are y'alls names?

876
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,140
Zachary ... Dan

877
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:48,400
We...We are cousins.

878
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,580
No

879
00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,580
You two are some of the

880
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:56,120
whitest people we have ever seen.

881
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:56,920
Thank you.

882
00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:58,920
We need more people like you representing the states.

883
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,420
Zachary, you and your Mongoloid cousin

884
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,820
clearly agree that us, true Americans

885
00:55:05,820 --> 00:55:07,120
are the dominant race.

886
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,120
Toast to that.

887
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,840
Are you two show us how much you hate immigrants?

888
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:11,780
Yeah hey

889
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:17,280
Black is whack.. quite so indeed.

890
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,080
Asian lives don't matter.

891
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,080
No they don't.

892
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,720
A toast!

893
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,720
To our race.

894
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:28,060
The best that god has ever been.

895
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,560
White power? White power.

896
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,220
So, you said you're from Montana?

897
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:13,880
Yes.

898
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,820
Your facial features strike me as

899
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:19,980
a little Mongoloid-ish?

900
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,140
My father f***** an immigrant.

901
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,820
Awesome.

902
00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:26,820
You are in.

903
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:30,800
Billy says you're the best at

904
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,160
acquiring software tools.

905
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,580
Yes, oil from the middle east.

906
00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:36,100
Land from the natives

907
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,100
and now, software from the Chinese.

908
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,620
Nothing a white man can't acquire with high broadband speed.

909
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,080
Wow, you might be good at software,

910
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,080
but look at that piece of hardware.

911
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,260
Well, it if isn't the King of Pop.

912
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,940
Just remember that in this office,

913
00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:59,540
I'm the queen. Period.

914
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,620
Okay, well, it looks like we're all fine and dandy.

915
00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:05,620
This is just a brief formality,

916
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,140
we have a lot of work on our hands.

917
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:10,600
Review meeting in 15 minutes.

918
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,600
This is the facial reading camera.

919
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,600
Or, FRC for short.

920
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,960
It's used for facial motion capture.

921
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,580
Just like they use in CGI in Hollywood.

922
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:21,580
Except this isn't Hollywood.

923
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,580
This is government.

924
00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:27,320
Your facial muscles and

925
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,460
how they respond to any

926
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,660
particular stimuli tells quite a lot about

927
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:32,660
who you are.

928
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,080
It's meant to be used in conjunction with

929
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,400
this machine here.

930
00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:38,940
The NVM or the natural vibrations meter.

931
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,440
The subject will place his hand on the glass.

932
00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:43,440
The glass will then read the vibrations

933
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,980
through his hands and fingers.

934
00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:46,980
Our job is to design a processor

935
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,620
that will analyze this data.

936
00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:51,060
That will then be tested by the nervous system database,

937
00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:53,420
or NSDB.

938
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:57,560
And what's the goal? What's the

939
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,560
government trying find out?

940
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,060
If the subject is lying.

941
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:22,460
Our goal is to use these at every US Port of Entry.

942
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,880
To keep out the brown and black sheep trying to get in.

943
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,280
Anybody want to say anything?

944
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:48,980
What?

945
00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:51,980
Hey, keep your piss over there.

946
00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,980
Sorry

947
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,980
It's over.

948
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,460
What do you mean over.

949
00:58:57,860 --> 00:58:59,780
I mean we can't move forward with this.

950
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,780
We have to.

951
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:03,780
It's a lie detector Billy.

952
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,380
And we all are f****** liars.

953
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,320
It's bunch of liars writing a software code

954
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,320
to catch people like us.

955
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,300
What you are talking about?

956
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,300
They are going to use on our people.

957
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,440
That's not true.

958
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,420
You heard her.

959
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,420
She said every US port of entry.

960
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:19,600
Yeah, for the black and the brown sheep.

961
00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:22,060
You guys are white sheep.

962
00:59:22,460 --> 00:59:25,260
We are colored sheep in white sheep's clothing.

963
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,720
That's not what I meant.

964
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,380
Look if the lie detector test is

965
00:59:30,380 --> 00:59:32,380
meant to weed out the worst of the immigrants.

966
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,960
You know, if you are criminal or

967
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:39,080
or liar, or threat to the society, then you shouldn't be allowed in.

968
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,140
But if you are a decent human being,

969
00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:43,140
trying to enter this county legally,

970
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,560
sure come on in. I'll buy you a drink.

971
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,180
What if we manipulate the system?

972
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,460
We create version for ourselves,

973
00:59:52,460 --> 00:59:53,880
then we deliver the

974
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,880
real product at the very end.

975
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:58,660
No, this can't be done that way.

976
00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:00,660
This software is way more complicated.

977
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,660
It does not have on off switch.

978
01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:05,180
He is right. It can not be done.

979
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:07,180
We have to deliver good product.

980
01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:09,180
But how?

981
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,700
By doing an honest good job.

982
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,700
We were bought here

983
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:15,700
because we are good at what we do.

984
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,700
That is what who we are.

985
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:19,700
Forget about our skin color,

986
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,700
Billy gave us this opportunity

987
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,700
when no one else would.

988
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,620
We owe it him and we owe it to ourselves.

989
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:29,360
To be the best versions of ourselves.

990
01:00:31,780 --> 01:00:33,180
Let's do this.

991
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,660
Alright.

992
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,780
I'll make this easy guys .

993
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,780
We'll use variables X Y and Z

994
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,640
Facial reading will be X.

995
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:46,360
Hand reading is Y.

996
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,360
And the Nervous System database is Z.

997
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,560
We have 3 cases.

998
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,720
Now Case 1,

999
01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:52,720
if X=Y then the subject is confident.

1000
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,380
If X=Y=Z he is confident and telling the truth.

1001
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,100
However if X=Y does not equal Z,

1002
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:02,600
then the subject is confident, but is not telling the truth.

1003
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,240
Now we have Case 3.

1004
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,780
X does not equal Y.

1005
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,300
Then we don't even look at Z

1006
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,820
because we already know the subject is a liar.

1007
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:10,620
Right.

1008
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:12,620
Easy stuff . You guys got it ?

1009
01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:14,060
Billy ? Yeah! You got it ? Yeah.

1010
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,060
Okay, so Nash,

1011
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,200
you handle the FRC coding.

1012
01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,420
Ok Dan Dan, the NVM.

1013
01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:21,540
Will do. Alright.

1014
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,600
Zorik, you are the business analyst on task.

1015
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,820
So, I need you to consult with the marketing executives,

1016
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:29,820
to get the customer requirements. Ok.

1017
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,120
If Dave's a dick about it, you know what to do.

1018
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,180
Right.

1019
01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:34,940
Cameron, you're the tester.

1020
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:37,100
So, start preparing the checklist.

1021
01:01:37,340 --> 01:01:39,100
Alright guys, let's rock 'n' roll.

1022
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,420
Wait wait wait.

1023
01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:42,420
Yeah, you all need touchups.

1024
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,280
What do we do? Restrooms. Alright.

1025
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,380
Hi, this is Holly. Yes, with 5k followers.

1026
01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:54,540
Uhuh.

1027
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:58,360
Dave!

1028
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,160
Dave.

1029
01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,240
Shit, you startled me.

1030
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,240
Update on Billy and his team.

1031
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,200
Okay, lets hear it.

1032
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,680
They are working on something big, but

1033
01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:14,000
I cant figure out what it is.

1034
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,680
They're speaking in code.

1035
01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:17,680
Well, they are software people.

1036
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,060
No! Like code speak.

1037
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,520
They are using words like

1038
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,520
X,Y,Z to talk about the project.

1039
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,100
Where are they now?

1040
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:27,480
The men's restroom.

1041
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,500
Something about a touch up.

1042
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,820
Why aren't you there?

1043
01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:32,820
It's a men's restroom.

1044
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,820
Ok good point.

1045
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,580
Let's see what I can find out.

1046
01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:47,720
Yeah, so I told him that's syphilis brother.

1047
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:49,720
Got to get that checked-out.

1048
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,720
That's disgusting. Yeah.

1049
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,720
Like a leaky faucet.

1050
01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:56,320
I'm like your brother Billy.

1051
01:02:57,220 --> 01:02:58,560
Only, the better-looking one.

1052
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,820
Yeah, you do look like my brother.

1053
01:03:01,180 --> 01:03:02,140
We have company.

1054
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:03,160
Dave is on his way.

1055
01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:05,320
Oh shit! Hide the makeup.

1056
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:13,000
Go! Go! Go! Just go! Just go! Just go!

1057
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,580
Hey, Dave.

1058
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,320
How's that new job treating you over there.

1059
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,320
Marketing executive, right?

1060
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:28,520
Good one , good one to have.

1061
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,520
Cool

1062
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,060
Talk later.

1063
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:49,780
Psst. Hey, hey buddy.

1064
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,280
You got any toilet paper over there.

1065
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,280
I'm all out.

1066
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,400
Is this a wet nap?

1067
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,940
Yes, it is.

1068
01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:18,340
And it's scented?

1069
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,340
Royal treatment for my royal ass.

1070
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,860
Do you need another one?

1071
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:28,300
Sure, I mean I'm always such a mess down there.

1072
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:41,040
Hey buddy, I couldn't help but notice,

1073
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,900
That your, your middle finger is black.

1074
01:04:46,740 --> 01:04:50,680
I got my finger stuck up sex doll.

1075
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:53,560
Oh.

1076
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,100
Yes, I should have unplugged

1077
01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:58,100
it from the wall first.

1078
01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:24,900
We're all sensitive to water.

1079
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,660
You may see a gardening tool,

1080
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,380
but I see the ultimate selfie light.

1081
01:05:38,980 --> 01:05:41,080
Move, get out of the video.

1082
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:45,180
I just saw the most bizarre thing in the restroom.

1083
01:05:45,980 --> 01:05:47,180
Are they gay?

1084
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,180
No! It's more than that.

1085
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:53,520
More? Like they have both parts?

1086
01:05:55,180 --> 01:05:56,200
No no no.

1087
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,640
It's not about the parts. It's about the color.

1088
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:01,640
You saw the color of their parts?

1089
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,500
Yes! No! Well, not exactly. It's like

1090
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,440
they're coated.

1091
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,440
Like a powdered donut?

1092
01:06:10,180 --> 01:06:12,980
Bingo! See, it's not their parts,

1093
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,980
their hands and faces.

1094
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,700
What do you mean?

1095
01:06:17,980 --> 01:06:24,820
Ok. I don't think these people are really white.

1096
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:30,460
Ew, gross. Nonwhites? What do we do?

1097
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,680
Watson.

1098
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:36,800
we'll start our own investigation and get to the bottom of this.

1099
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,220
Who's Watson?

1100
01:06:47,940 --> 01:06:48,940
Get with the program.

1101
01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:50,040
What's your password?

1102
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:51,140
Dave is gay.

1103
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,460
I knew that, password?

1104
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:54,120
No, that's my password "dave is gay"

1105
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,120
Oh, that great password! Thank you.

1106
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,880
Hi Ms. Davenport.

1107
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,880
Mike

1108
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,480
The King of pop.

1109
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:14,860
Ms. Davenport, the Queen.

1110
01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,420
Would you come over here and,

1111
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,420
fix my hardware?

1112
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,080
Well, come on. Don't be shy.

1113
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,760
Okay, sure.

1114
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:30,440
You're a handsome fellow,

1115
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,380
You know that?

1116
01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:32,400
Thank you.

1117
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,400
Do you have a girlfriend?

1118
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,580
Well... I do have

1119
01:08:36,020 --> 01:08:37,580
You think I'm pretty?

1120
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:39,580
Sure, you are.

1121
01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:43,800
Oh,that looks like you have a spot.

1122
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,800
Right there.

1123
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,420
Someone needs to change their pants. I will take care of it.

1124
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:51,580
no no no

1125
01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:52,200
I insist.

1126
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:52,980
Please, don't.

1127
01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:54,200
Do I have to get rough with you?

1128
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,200
Don't Don't Don't

1129
01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,000
Oh my god.

1130
01:09:00,580 --> 01:09:02,900
That's the Sunburn from the Bahamas actually.

1131
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,280
Oh, exotic.

1132
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:07,620
Well, baby, let me

1133
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:09,620
just go ahead and burn your lips

1134
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:11,940
while we're at it.

1135
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:14,280
Mike! Oh no, okay.

1136
01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:16,580
Sorry, Ms. Davenport, but I need him.

1137
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:17,760
I need him! Well, I need him for the deadline.

1138
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:19,040
No No No.

1139
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,040
Come on, let's go.

1140
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:24,060
Pull your pants up.

1141
01:09:27,980 --> 01:09:29,940
My computer is still broken.

1142
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,140
Hey it's Dan, right?

1143
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:37,080
Yes.

1144
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:41,240
Dan, how's your day going?

1145
01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:43,240
Ok...

1146
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:44,720
How has your day been?

1147
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,260
Ohh, not so good.

1148
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:49,260
No sirree.

1149
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,000
My girlfriend, she just broke up with me.

1150
01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,660
Left me for a damn chink.

1151
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,660
Can you believe that?

1152
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:04,660
What's wrong with chinks?

1153
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,820
Dude, come on what planet are you from?

1154
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:10,820
You know, Chinks, they got the

1155
01:10:10,820 --> 01:10:14,100
little, tiny, ultra, microscopic penises.

1156
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:15,860
You must have seen lot of

1157
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:17,960
Chinese dicks to come to that conclusion.

1158
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,500
I mean, you know that's

1159
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,340
the thing, you don't have to actually see them.

1160
01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:23,340
Just have a look at their crotch and you can tell.

1161
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:25,440
Ohhhh

1162
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,100
What's the matter, Dan?

1163
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,960
Cat got your dick?

1164
01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:34,480
No. Coffee got your dick.

1165
01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:50,500
I got a bad feeling about Cameron at lunch.

1166
01:10:51,100 --> 01:10:52,920
He's got that black kind of vibe

1167
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,160
going on and he refused to eat pork.

1168
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,160
Sounds like foreign shit to me.

1169
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,180
The Mongoloid spilled coffee

1170
01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:04,420
on my dick, it still hurts.

1171
01:11:05,820 --> 01:11:08,200
These guys are too phenomenal at software.

1172
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:10,200
They can't be white.

1173
01:11:28,180 --> 01:11:32,300
Stop! My office! Right now!

1174
01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:35,240
What is the meaning of all of this?

1175
01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:38,140
I was just trying to use the restroom.

1176
01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:41,460
Dave, I was born at night, but

1177
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:43,460
certainly not last night.

1178
01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:45,460
You and Holly have some explaining to do.

1179
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,100
Ms. Davenport, we were simply

1180
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:48,540
trying to show you something.

1181
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,780
In the men's restroom?

1182
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:53,260
What kind of software company are we running here?

1183
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,640
Ms., there's something you really ought to know.

1184
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,640
It's about these guys.

1185
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:00,740
Go on.

1186
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,080
OK lets see. How do I put this?...

1187
01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:07,000
They're really not Caucasian.

1188
01:12:07,980 --> 01:12:10,960
In fact, probably not even American.

1189
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,180
Okay, that's offensive.

1190
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,500
It's true! They're hiding something.

1191
01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,500
This is absurd.

1192
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,500
Take a look at these dashingly

1193
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,500
handsome white men.

1194
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,460
Have you two gone color blind?

1195
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,040
They're wearing a disguise.

1196
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,040
It's makeup.

1197
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:30,220
Prove it.

1198
01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:32,220
Move

1199
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,360
Stop it! Give me that!

1200
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,100
You apologize to Zachary, right now

1201
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,820
Spray it on Mike!

1202
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,820
He's definitely wearing makeup.

1203
01:12:43,300 --> 01:12:44,820
No. Mike is white.

1204
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,060
He's just terribly sunburnt from the waist down.

1205
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,060
I know, I checked.

1206
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:51,100
But...

1207
01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:53,100
That's enough Holly.

1208
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,100
I don't know what's gotten into you two.

1209
01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:58,100
From what I understand, the two of

1210
01:12:58,100 --> 01:12:59,080
you were moved into marketing.

1211
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,080
A significantly lower paying job.

1212
01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:03,860
If you keep it up, you'll be working in sanitation.

1213
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:06,760
Consider this your first warning.

1214
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,220
Billy, have you completed the task?

1215
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,240
Almost there.

1216
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,240
Good, you and I have a meeting with

1217
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,920
the senior manager in 30 minutes.

1218
01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:16,360
Can you manage that?

1219
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,360
Absolutely.

1220
01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:21,200
And where is Cameron?

1221
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:25,140
He is fixing his hardware,

1222
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,140
you know what I mean.

1223
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,580
Well I need that done soon.

1224
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,660
Dave and holly were onto us.

1225
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,140
They tried everything

1226
01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:49,140
they could to try and expose our identities.

1227
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:17,720
God,

1228
01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:21,800
Man. why did it have to be a three prong plug.

1229
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:28,520
What's this?

1230
01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:30,520
A signal jammer.

1231
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,560
You have your own jammer?

1232
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,940
I modeled the product a couple of weeks ago.

1233
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:39,100
It's suppose to block electronic signals.

1234
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,300
We can block their communication.

1235
01:14:45,220 --> 01:14:46,220
Exactly. Billy will have to do the

1236
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:48,220
demo meeting on his own.

1237
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:51,640
Check check. One-two. Check check.

1238
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,640
Nothing, I can't hear nothing.

1239
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,060
Me neither.

1240
01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:55,920
No. Nothing.

1241
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,620
No wifi.

1242
01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:02,300
Oh God, what am I gonna do

1243
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,780
Billy, you ready?

1244
01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:10,780
Yes

1245
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,120
Can you hear me , check check.

1246
01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:20,640
1 2 3 Billy?

1247
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:22,640
Are you there Billy?

1248
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:27,200
So our FRC has been carefully

1249
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,380
calibrated to pick up

1250
01:15:28,380 --> 01:15:31,080
the most minute differences between subtle biometrics.

1251
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:33,260
Ah Bllly

1252
01:15:34,260 --> 01:15:36,500
Do you have anything you'd like to add?

1253
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,500
Oh yes, well you have pretty much

1254
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,500
covered everything. But..

1255
01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:49,300
write unbeatable code.

1256
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:51,260
That will be able to screen

1257
01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:53,620
the test subjects for any discrepancies.

1258
01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:55,160
How's this different from the

1259
01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:57,000
current detectors on the market?

1260
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,580
Billy? Different. Different.

1261
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:06,100
Uhhhh... It is different. Uhhh

1262
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,900
Because, well

1263
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,380
we are using the most telling

1264
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:17,500
feature of the humanity, which is face.

1265
01:16:20,340 --> 01:16:22,600
Are you are you a poker player sir?

1266
01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:23,420
Yeah

1267
01:16:23,420 --> 01:16:26,580
Well even the most casual poker players

1268
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,500
Faces have a natural flair or

1269
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,140
How many times a person blinks

1270
01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:36,820
speaks volumes to their behavior.

1271
01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:42,220
What about the software screening

1272
01:16:42,220 --> 01:16:44,220
these biometric use.

1273
01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:47,640
Software screening is like a lot of stuff

1274
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,700
like, you know, a lot of technical jargon.

1275
01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:52,700
Stuff you know. I'm sure you're used to writing code.

1276
01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:55,720
It's like java, you know, data mining.

1277
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,860
You know... it's a bunch of pushing stuff like biometrics and readers.

1278
01:16:58,860 --> 01:17:08,060
*gibberish* Alright.

1279
01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:16,340
Ok

1280
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,880
Congratulations guys. You did it.

1281
01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:22,280
A job well done team!

1282
01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:24,280
The company is treating all employees

1283
01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:27,180
to a special camping retreat for the weekend.

1284
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,720
I expect all of you to be there.

1285
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,800
Yes, camping!

1286
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:31,940
Sweating, swimming.

1287
01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:33,060
Sleeping over night.

1288
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,040
Closed quarters.. Shit.

1289
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,360
Hey, this is our chance . Holly.

1290
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,640
We're in the outdoors,

1291
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,640
away from the office walls,

1292
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,640
there's no technology to get in the way.

1293
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,840
I can't get a signal out here.

1294
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,520
Can you get anything?

1295
01:18:23,140 --> 01:18:24,520
Holly!?

1296
01:18:25,580 --> 01:18:26,520
Oh wait here we go!

1297
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,520
YAY SIGNAL!

1298
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,120
Were you saying something?

1299
01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:35,120
Never mind. Just pay attention next time.

1300
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,900
Oh look who's coming?

1301
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,900
Hey Dave! Holly.

1302
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:42,760
What do you want?

1303
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,760
I'll take one of these burgers.

1304
01:18:53,740 --> 01:18:55,440
Thank you Holly.

1305
01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,060
Alright.. This is great. Isn't this nice holly?

1306
01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:03,400
It's an amicable exchange.

1307
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:05,100
Ew.

1308
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:07,100
I'm not going to agree with you.

1309
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,220
That's too bad cause I was going to

1310
01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:10,060
talk to you about promoting something.

1311
01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:12,060
I'm already promoting tons of stuff.

1312
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,060
Yeah, but you're stuff is really cheap and weird.

1313
01:19:14,420 --> 01:19:16,060
I mean, you know that right?

1314
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,060
What's your point?

1315
01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:19,820
My point is..

1316
01:19:19,940 --> 01:19:21,820
Do you know why you can't get past 5,000 followers?

1317
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:23,140
Why?

1318
01:19:23,140 --> 01:19:24,680
Cause, your content sucks.

1319
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:25,440
Okay?

1320
01:19:25,780 --> 01:19:26,480
You don't have a cause.

1321
01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,480
You don't stand for anything,

1322
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,800
but you're pretty.

1323
01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:31,080
And that's why these cheap companies

1324
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,300
pay you cheap money to sell their products.

1325
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:35,740
But, if they knew your value

1326
01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:37,740
then you'd be getting paid a lot more.

1327
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,740
Don't listen to him Holly.

1328
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:41,440
He's up to something.

1329
01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:43,440
Not everybody's always up to something Dave.

1330
01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:45,440
Okay, what is it that you'd like me to promote?

1331
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,340
It's this pin. It's my niece,

1332
01:19:48,340 --> 01:19:50,920
she's promoting left handedness.

1333
01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:52,380
I'm left handed.

1334
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,380
So is my niece.

1335
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,380
Okay, why is there awareness

1336
01:19:56,380 --> 01:19:58,380
for being left handed?

1337
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:00,620
That's not a real cause!

1338
01:20:00,820 --> 01:20:02,260
Wow, that's real insensitive Dave.

1339
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:04,940
This world unfairly caters to right handed people.

1340
01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:06,340
You know, Jimmy Hendricks

1341
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:07,700
flipped his guitar the other way because

1342
01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:09,960
they didn't make left handed guitars back then.

1343
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:11,800
It's true, it's a real cause Dave.

1344
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:12,920
I'm wearing it,

1345
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,920
and I'm going to promote it all weekend!

1346
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,560
I stand for something, I have a cause!

1347
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,240
There you go! Now watch those likes

1348
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:20,800
and followers move right up!

1349
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,800
Left handed high five?

1350
01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:25,620
Cool. See you guys.

1351
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,620
I can't believe you're going to wear that pin!

1352
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:34,040
You wouldn't unterstand, Dave.

1353
01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:36,140
Well think about what Billy did!

1354
01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:37,460
I mean left handed or right handed,

1355
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:39,460
he screwed us both.

1356
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,060
You're right.

1357
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,200
Okay, well now look, we just need to expose them.

1358
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:46,240
Alright?

1359
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:48,240
And then we can get our old jobs back

1360
01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:50,480
and get in Ms. Davenport's good graces.

1361
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,200
What do you suppose we do?

1362
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,120
Okay look, here's a suggestion box for

1363
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,380
the upcoming group games.

1364
01:21:01,820 --> 01:21:03,600
All we have to do is get them into games

1365
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,600
that will compromise them.

1366
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,580
What if our suggestions never get picked?

1367
01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,940
Well we'll empty out everyone else's suggestions,

1368
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:14,120
and fill the box up with our own.

1369
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,620
Okay, sounds like a plan.

1370
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:18,620
What are we suggesting?

1371
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,160
Have you every heard of Beer Pong?

1372
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,600
Beer Pong?

1373
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,600
I know Ping Pong.

1374
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,240
Oh is that neighbor of yours?

1375
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,240
Racist bastard.

1376
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,240
You guys are missing the point.

1377
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,080
What's wrong with little beer pong?

1378
01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:41,220
The four of you need to practice a little restraint.

1379
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,540
Restraint from what?

1380
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:44,740
It's just a couple of drinks Billy.

1381
01:21:44,740 --> 01:21:45,700
Not with Beer Pong.

1382
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:47,560
Okay, it's a lot of drinks.

1383
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:17,200
We knew nothing about the

1384
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,200
American camping experience.

1385
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,200
It was so weird to perform a dance

1386
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,200
routine around the campfire

1387
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,060
Yes, it is a little unusual.

1388
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:27,820
It'll get more weirder, I promise.

1389
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:31,220
That's why, you never want to pee in the river in Peru.

1390
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:34,180
Yeah those parasites will

1391
01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:35,720
swim right up your pee stream.

1392
01:22:35,860 --> 01:22:37,060
Get right inside you.

1393
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:37,940
Oh.

1394
01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:39,940
Ew gross!

1395
01:22:41,140 --> 01:22:42,680
I have a story!

1396
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,680
Sure Dave.

1397
01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:47,980
Okay, once upon a time,

1398
01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:51,580
I had a great job.

1399
01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:55,460
Then, I had to work for a stupid immigrant.

1400
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,600
Now, I work with Billy and a bunch of-

1401
01:22:58,860 --> 01:23:02,880
An upbeat story Dave. Let's leave work at work?

1402
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:07,640
Fine. Why doesn't Zachary share something?

1403
01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:13,160
Okay. Uh, once upon a time...

1404
01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:16,800
There was a little boy with a little dog.

1405
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,000
Oh no no no no it's gets better.

1406
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:23,520
So the dad comes home one night,

1407
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:27,740
and he has a present for his little boy and the dog.

1408
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:29,740
A real tear dripper isn't it?

1409
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:32,240
No no no no just, just wait.

1410
01:23:32,620 --> 01:23:35,420
So the dog, he makes his cute little face

1411
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:37,420
and unwraps the present.

1412
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,880
They open it and they see a watch and

1413
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,380
it's attached to a bundle of dynamites.

1414
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:47,300
Three, two, one, Kablooey!

1415
01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:50,560
[[Laughs and claps]]

1416
01:23:50,980 --> 01:23:54,140
The boy is crying like a little bitch,

1417
01:23:54,620 --> 01:23:57,680
and the dad says that is what happens

1418
01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:59,680
when you don't clean up your dog's shit.

1419
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:03,020
So, the boy he's totally pissed.

1420
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:06,180
Grabs an axe, climbs on top of his father's back

1421
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:08,620
and chops his head off in twenty tries.

1422
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,180
The end.

1423
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,460
Oh, you know my father used to tell

1424
01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:14,460
me that story before bedtime.

1425
01:24:14,460 --> 01:24:20,400
[[awkward claps]]

1426
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,860
Dan you've been a little quiet.

1427
01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:27,300
Do you have any stories for us?

1428
01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:30,120
Maybe a vacation story?

1429
01:24:31,740 --> 01:24:35,780
Yes. We went on vacation to Florida one time

1430
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:37,320
to catch the fall colours and

1431
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:39,320
it was freezing cold that year.

1432
01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:42,040
In Florida?

1433
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:43,860
Yes, when we got there,

1434
01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:46,200
there was a terrible snow blizzard.

1435
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,200
Hey when was this?

1436
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:52,660
Last year, we went on the Fourth of July weekend

1437
01:24:52,660 --> 01:24:56,660
and we wore scary costumes.

1438
01:24:57,220 --> 01:24:58,660
Sounds a lot like halloween.

1439
01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:02,800
Don't steal the man's spotlight. Please continue.

1440
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,100
The next day, I was chopping firewood,

1441
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,100
when a Polar Bear found me.

1442
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,260
He chased me through the woods and

1443
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:14,240
I ran and I ran and I closed the door to my cabin just in time.

1444
01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:16,000
I almost died.

1445
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,040
Well, it's a good thing you made it to the cabin,

1446
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,360
otherwise you might have

1447
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,360
swallowed up by the big blue whale.

1448
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,360
How did you know?

1449
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:34,840
You've been looking at my Instagram haven't you?

1450
01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:38,160
Here we go, team America.

1451
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:41,280
It's a party! Alright

1452
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:41,980
[[everyone murmurs in excitement]]

1453
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:43,180
You guys having fun?

1454
01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:45,180
[[Everyone exclaims]

1455
01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,180
Now I'm not having fun…Billy.

1456
01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:49,180
Woah

1457
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:52,260
Come on Holly.

1458
01:25:54,260 --> 01:25:55,860
i was just going to tell you,

1459
01:25:55,980 --> 01:25:58,200
you can bounce it if you want to.

1460
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,640
Next time. Next time.

1461
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,640
Please please please

1462
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:03,640
That's fine. That is fine. That's fine.

1463
01:26:05,220 --> 01:26:06,380
Can I go?

1464
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:07,560
Is it my turn?

1465
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:08,620
Alright.

1466
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,620
No no no no… I think you need to go to other side.

1467
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:11,860
Alright buddy.

1468
01:26:11,860 --> 01:26:12,800
Alright, come on.

1469
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,180
Why don't you go join your own team.

1470
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,140
Ok that's fine

1471
01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:17,760
Alright. Here we go. Put the American first.

1472
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:19,760
Step back

1473
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:23,860
[[winning cheers]]

1474
01:26:23,860 --> 01:26:25,860
Ok. That's fine.. That's fine, come on

1475
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,640
Ohhhh. It's ok.. it's ok.

1476
01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:42,760
[[winning cheers]]

1477
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:49,100
I'll drink the next one. I'll drink the next one.

1478
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,640
It's all yours.

1479
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:02,640
Good job!

1480
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:06,320
It's mine, mine.

1481
01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:13,380
Cool! Whoa!

1482
01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:19,020
Ok. I'll drink these.

1483
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,640
Excuse me, Ms. Davenport?

1484
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:25,580
Yes?

1485
01:27:25,580 --> 01:27:27,660
We just want you to know that

1486
01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:30,740
these guys are not for real.

1487
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,060
We can prove it.

1488
01:27:32,060 --> 01:27:35,780
Ms. Davenport they're so drunk, just ask them where they're from.

1489
01:27:35,780 --> 01:27:37,340
They'll tell you the truth.

1490
01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:40,060
Ohh, where are you from?

1491
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:43,340
I have a funny story.

1492
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:48,200
What if I told you, I am not from Montana.

1493
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:50,920
You guys are good at it.

1494
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:55,460
I don't come from Montana, I am from China.

1495
01:27:55,460 --> 01:27:57,680
Ha Ha Ha

1496
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:02,380
You are funny.

1497
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:04,940
Ask! Ask! Ask!

1498
01:28:04,940 --> 01:28:06,940
Ms. Davenport just look.

1499
01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:09,660
Davenport want's you.

1500
01:28:14,660 --> 01:28:16,400
Ms. Davenport?

1501
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,320
Ms. Davenport?

1502
01:28:19,860 --> 01:28:23,860
Wait, papers over there, lay it on my desk.

1503
01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:30,920
Enough of this.

1504
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,560
What? What? What?

1505
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:38,740
Dave?

1506
01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:40,740
Dave.

1507
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:42,740
Dave?

1508
01:28:44,540 --> 01:28:46,600
How drunk did I get last night?

1509
01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:48,960
What's gotten in to you?

1510
01:28:50,460 --> 01:28:52,740
Is this Holly's hat?

1511
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,740
I don't know.

1512
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,980
Do you remember last night

1513
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,740
what the new guys said.

1514
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:02,340
Damn it Dave.

1515
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:06,300
I haven't been that drunk since 11th grade homecoming.

1516
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:15,120
I was beginning to feel more relaxed.

1517
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:17,140
So far we have gone through all the hurdles

1518
01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:19,320
thrown in our way by Dave and Holly.

1519
01:29:19,780 --> 01:29:22,660
But it was nature at the end, who beat us.

1520
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:27,800
Sure your friends are going to be okay peeing by themselves?

1521
01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:30,000
Yeah they will...

1522
01:29:30,140 --> 01:29:33,980
I just know how much you guys like to support each other in there.

1523
01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:39,320
[[thunders and rain]]

1524
01:29:45,820 --> 01:29:47,200
Nah

1525
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:47,640
Oh my god.

1526
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:49,620
Natalie

1527
01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:50,600
I can explain.

1528
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:52,600
Don't touch me.

1529
01:29:54,220 --> 01:29:55,260
You're fired.

1530
01:29:55,260 --> 01:29:57,260
You're all fired!

1531
01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:00,460
What about the demo? You don't care about it?

1532
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,380
If any of you show up tomorrow,

1533
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:06,740
I'll press charges.

1534
01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:10,120
Or have you deported! You got that?!

1535
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:20,740
Billy...

1536
01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:25,080
We felt terrible for deceiving everyone.

1537
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,340
So, we decided on going to the office one last time,

1538
01:30:27,340 --> 01:30:29,340
and apologizing for it.

1539
01:31:12,180 --> 01:31:14,320
I thought I told you guys not to show up.

1540
01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:17,860
You did, but we did anyway.

1541
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:20,760
Look, we're really sorry about everything.

1542
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,720
You trusted us, and we took advantage of it.

1543
01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:26,980
We weren't trying to. We just needed the job.

1544
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,800
Regardless, you gave us great opportunity.

1545
01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:34,040
We hope, that my work was satisfactory.

1546
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:36,620
aa.. Our work.

1547
01:31:39,220 --> 01:31:41,500
That's it. We just wanted to tell you in person.

1548
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,500
We're sorry.

1549
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:45,500
Let's go guys.

1550
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,500
Wait!

1551
01:31:49,220 --> 01:31:51,540
Don't' you guys have a demo to do today?

1552
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:56,340
It's kind of happening right now.

1553
01:31:58,040 --> 01:31:58,800
Yeah.

1554
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:00,800
Sure.

1555
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:10,600
Ladies and gentlemen let me present to you,

1556
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:14,200
our project lead Mr. Billy Ryan and his team.

1557
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:19,400
I will let Billy and his team explain the lie detector machine.

1558
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:23,120
Thank you Ms. Davenport.

1559
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:26,140
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

1560
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,580
The facial reading camera,

1561
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,580
natural vibrations monitor,

1562
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:33,420
and nervous system database compiled together,

1563
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:35,800
to create the ultimate lie detector.

1564
01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:38,400
What goes in to it?

1565
01:32:39,180 --> 01:32:41,620
Really just a bunch of boring code and

1566
01:32:41,820 --> 01:32:44,480
It's frankly pretty dense and confusing, but

1567
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,680
the most important thing is the outcome.

1568
01:32:51,340 --> 01:32:52,100
Okay Nash.

1569
01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:53,920
Tell us your name.

1570
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,980
I am Avinash, Nash for short.

1571
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:59,320
For the past month, I was called Mike.

1572
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:00,940
ding

1573
01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:01,140
Alright, tell us about yourself Nash.
ding

1574
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:03,520
Alright, tell us about yourself Nash.

1575
01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:08,100
I am from India. My father saved up some money,

1576
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:11,660
he bought 2 acres of land and built the small house in it.

1577
01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:13,660
Even before I was born.

1578
01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:17,940
Our dream is to build a school for the local children who are poor,

1579
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:23,160
and I have a sister who is preparing for marriage.

1580
01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:28,320
So, I want to pay for it and also attend the wedding myself.

1581
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:33,040
As I recall, you also graduated at the top of your class, is that correct?

1582
01:33:33,260 --> 01:33:34,500
Yes.

1583
01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:36,740
And where did you get the degree from?

1584
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,740
MIT.

1585
01:33:38,740 --> 01:33:40,240
MIT. Alright.

1586
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:42,240
How did you get in to MIT?

1587
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:45,300
I took a student loan from bank in India.

1588
01:33:45,980 --> 01:33:47,300
That helped me.

1589
01:33:48,340 --> 01:33:49,640
and um

1590
01:33:50,480 --> 01:33:52,220
How are you doing on paying the loan back?

1591
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:56,220
For from it. The tuition fee is 50000 dollars.

1592
01:33:57,620 --> 01:33:59,560
Which is 3.3 million rupees in India.

1593
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:05,400
What happens if you don't pay the bank back?

1594
01:34:06,220 --> 01:34:09,680
The house that my father built will be taken away

1595
01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:14,080
Our land will be seized and dream of building

1596
01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:17,400
the school for the poor will be taken along with it.

1597
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:23,320
My sisters wedding: The wedding have to be cancelled.

1598
01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:31,180
Would you consider development of this software conflict of interest?

1599
01:34:32,660 --> 01:34:35,960
No, I believe in the greatness of America.

1600
01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:41,940
It's my privilege and honor to be a part in strengthening this nation.

1601
01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:46,800
Thank you Nash.

1602
01:34:48,140 --> 01:34:50,040
Zorik?

1603
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:58,920
Okay Zorik, what do you do?

1604
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:02,540
I am a hacker from Russia.

1605
01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,200
Do you enjoy hacking?

1606
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:08,200
Yes.

1607
01:35:09,180 --> 01:35:11,140
Tell us about it.

1608
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:15,140
In the Russia internet is censored.

1609
01:35:16,860 --> 01:35:19,960
The government controls the masses by

1610
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:24,120
suppressing the ideology that could truly liberate its people.

1611
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:29,320
We don't have free access to literature of democracy.

1612
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:33,260
Because real democracy is threat to the Kremlin.

1613
01:35:34,100 --> 01:35:39,400
I seek out the truth by hacking into the security networks.

1614
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:41,720
But you are not looking to hurt anyone?

1615
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:46,040
No, no I'm looking for social progress.

1616
01:35:46,340 --> 01:35:47,920
Alright thanks Zorik, I appreciate it.

1617
01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:49,000
Dan Dan?

1618
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:51,000
Last but not least

1619
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:58,720
Okay Dan Dan, what is your background?

1620
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:03,160
I am from China, and I am also a software engineer.

1621
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:06,900
Growing up I always loved American movies.

1622
01:36:07,440 --> 01:36:09,160
I always dreamed of coming to the US,

1623
01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:11,160
because I thought it was so cool.

1624
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:14,140
I had just finished University and I

1625
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:16,140
was looking for a job when

1626
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:19,000
I got an email for a job opening in the US.

1627
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,420
So you came here for a job opportunity.

1628
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:26,960
Yes, but mostly for the American experience.

1629
01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:29,280
And what is the American experience?

1630
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:33,420
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,

1631
01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:36,500
good people, and friends.

1632
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:39,620
How is your experience so far?

1633
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:43,140
The best ever. I'm hoping this experience will help me in

1634
01:36:43,140 --> 01:36:45,140
starting my own company in China.

1635
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:50,440
Okay Dan Dan, you can take your seat, thank you.

1636
01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:55,860
Okay folks, I think that about does it. Right?

1637
01:36:56,180 --> 01:36:58,440
Would you mind if I take the test?

1638
01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:02,600
Not at all I, don't see why that's a problem.

1639
01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:08,300
Okay first off, I would like to say

1640
01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:11,540
how thoroughly impressed I am by these guys for

1641
01:37:12,580 --> 01:37:13,540
creating this.

1642
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:16,680
Let's give them a round of applause.

1643
01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:18,680
[[claps]]

1644
01:37:20,900 --> 01:37:21,960
Let's have some fun.

1645
01:37:22,340 --> 01:37:22,980
Okay.

1646
01:37:23,380 --> 01:37:24,540
Like this?

1647
01:37:24,820 --> 01:37:29,760
Yeah, just like that. Do you work for the government?

1648
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:31,760
Yes.

1649
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:35,940
Have you ever eaten your toenails?

1650
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:37,940
No.

1651
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:42,700
You have to keep it truthful now.

1652
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,040
Let's refrain from asking personal questions.

1653
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:47,560
I'm afraid I can't do that, we have to get to know

1654
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:49,560
you and see if you're trustworthy.

1655
01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:51,560
Fair enough.

1656
01:37:51,900 --> 01:37:57,960
Okay, do you think Zorik is bangable?

1657
01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:02,040
He's okay.

1658
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:10,540
All right, all right what will you use this technology for?

1659
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:18,080
Only at US ports of Entry.

1660
01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:22,740
Plus every courtroom

1661
01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:27,480
everywhere.

1662
01:38:33,180 --> 01:38:39,720
So, what do you think of Nash, Cameron, Dan Dan, and Zorik?

1663
01:38:40,780 --> 01:38:46,640
How do I feel about these guys. Aside from their accents,

1664
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:49,300
they are Americans to me.

1665
01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:11,520
Well you guys did it!

1666
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:15,560
Yeah, just give us a minute and we'll clear our desks.

1667
01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:19,060
There won't be any need for that. You guys screwed up

1668
01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:23,880
royally, but you also contributed immensely to this company.

1669
01:39:24,320 --> 01:39:29,080
Not to mention the country, I want you all guys all back here tomorrow.

1670
01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:30,140
Really?

1671
01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:32,680
Yeah, we have lots of work to do.

1672
01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:35,260
All right.

1673
01:39:35,260 --> 01:39:38,620
But leave the makeup off, you guys look a lot cuter this way.

1674
01:39:38,620 --> 01:39:40,620
Was it that bad?

1675
01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:45,200
Excuse me, Homeland Security, come with me.

1676
01:39:45,700 --> 01:39:47,200
f*** man.

1677
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:49,960
Are you kidding?

1678
01:39:58,280 --> 01:39:59,000
Is this a joke?

1679
01:40:01,460 --> 01:40:03,360
How did they know?

1680
01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:05,360
How do you think?

1681
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,160
I can't believe Holly isn't tweeting about this yet.

1682
01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:11,960
Where is she?

1683
01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:19,600
Oh yeah, Holly, she got arrested for selling fake boner pills

1684
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:22,120
off her social media.

1685
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:36,240
We were detained by the Department of Homeland Security,

1686
01:40:36,420 --> 01:40:40,820
and kept in a holding cell. We all knew it was the end of us,

1687
01:40:40,940 --> 01:40:44,400
and we were being deported. But, something really

1688
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:47,880
unexpected happened. The US government pardoned us.

1689
01:40:48,480 --> 01:40:51,900
They said that the work we have done is recognized as

1690
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:55,980
a service for the country and just like that we were free again.

1691
01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,820
Soon after, we were all in high demand.

1692
01:41:00,140 --> 01:41:02,840
We all landed jobs developing highly classified

1693
01:41:03,340 --> 01:41:06,100
projects for different companies in the US.

1694
01:41:06,380 --> 01:41:07,780
Sounds like you all hit the jackpot.

1695
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:09,360
Well, the American dream is the jackpot.

1696
01:41:09,440 --> 01:41:11,660
Everything else is an added perk to it.

1697
01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:14,100
Well, here's where I get off.

1698
01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,260
Nash, you've got an incredible story.

1699
01:41:16,620 --> 01:41:17,900
Thank you for sharing this

1700
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:19,740
I can't wait to start writing about this.

1701
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:22,820
I'm glad we talked this was the best interview, and

1702
01:41:23,660 --> 01:41:25,240
thanks for bringing all the memories back.

1703
01:41:25,660 --> 01:41:26,860
Anything you want to leave us with?

1704
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:30,320
Yes, I got the citizenship and that's the highest honor of

1705
01:41:30,440 --> 01:41:32,880
my life. As a piece of advice, I

1706
01:41:33,080 --> 01:41:35,580
would say, do not react to any situation in life

1707
01:41:36,360 --> 01:41:37,440
always respond to it.

1708
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:39,740
Thats amazing, congratulations.

1709
01:41:39,820 --> 01:41:41,560
Roger, please drop her back at her place.