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Brady?
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- Hey, babe, it's me.
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Hey. I took the red-eye,
I wanted to surprise you.
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- Surprise.
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So, how was it?
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- It was great, actually.
- Good.
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- I met DMC. Run DMC.
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- What?
- Yeah. He's adopted, too.
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He was telling me he spent
his entire life in queens
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just a couple blocks away
from his birth mother.
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- Never knew it.
- Wow.
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- And they were talking about
fate and if he wasn't adopted,
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would he ever have been
in run DMC? It was cool.
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- That's crazy.
- It's like you.
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See? It's fate, babe.
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- Fate, god, whatever,
I'm happy.
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- Oh, cougar breath.
- Okay.
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A little role-play,
no kissing. I like it.
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- I'm on my period, babe.
- That's okay. Okay.
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I remember when we
first started dating.
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We'd have sex whether
you were on your period
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or the house was burning down.
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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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- What the fuck is this?
- What is that?
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"She told me she had
a boyfriend the morning after."
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- Wait, what?
- Where did you get that?
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- Maybe if you didn't nag me
to put the toilet seat up
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all the time...
Let me see the string.
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- What?
- You have your period.
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Let me see the string!
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- Look, Brady, I'm sorry.
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I got really drunk, I didn't
know what I was doing.
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I'm sorry.
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- Well, happy fucking birthday
to me.
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What?
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"Gremlins"? You want me to do
a reboot of "gremlins"?
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Okay, I tell you what.
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I will do a remake
of "gremlins," but this time
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can't it be a racist
commentary against white people?
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Yeah. Well, the original
was just a racist movie
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about a bunch of troublemaking
dark-skinned critters
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afraid of water,
break dancing to rap music,
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staying up all night and eating
fucking fried chicken.
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Hello?
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Fuck, dude.
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- How long do you think
this has been going on for?
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- 'Cause I replay it like...
- dude. Fuck her.
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Come on. It's your birthday.
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Let's get shit-canned. Do
you have to work this weekend?
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- Yeah, I do, actually. I have
to fucking take meetings
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for that lesbian action movie,
"hurricane dykes."
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- All right, I should be
fucking directing that.
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Come on. Can't you get me
a meeting Sy?
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- You can maybe get him
a cup of coffee.
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- I thought you were
my best friend. Wow.
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- I can't just get you a job,
okay? That's not how it works.
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- No, it's fine. You'll see.
- One day
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I'm gonna have a project that's
gonna blow your fuckin' mind...
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But you'll just pass it up
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'cause you're thinkin'
about your fucking girlfriend.
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- Ex-girlfriend.
- What are you working on now?
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- Funny you should ask.
- 'Cause I've got
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the most amazing fucking story
you've ever heard.
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"Batshit," tale to the heart
of darkness,
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classic black-hat villain,
twists, turns, danger, drugs.
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Unexpected love.
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- Sounds great, man.
- Sounds fucking great.
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- You guys ready to order?
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- I'd like the French toast,
please
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and more coffee, whenever
you get a chance. Thanks, man.
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- And for you?
- Yeah, eggs Florentine
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with the poached, and a bagel
instead of the English.
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- Did you just get a bagel?
- Yes, I did.
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- I'm impressed. Wow.
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- If you caught your brother
with his dick in a bagel hole
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when you were 11.
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- He likes lots of cream cheese.
- No cream cheese.
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I don't think I can ever
have cream cheese again.
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- But thanks.
- Thanks, man.
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- Oh, hey, look.
- Before I forget.
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Happy birthday, buddy.
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- Wow!
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You really broke out Bruce's
black card for this, huh?
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- Look at it.
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- Tijuana?
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- Tijuana? What do you think,
I'm half a fag?
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Tijuana's for pussy tourists
and college students.
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You know what? I thought
we could get a couple
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of wheelchairs and role-play
"born on the fourth of July."
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Dude, your girlfriend
cheated on you.
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So you've got no choice
but to go to Mexico,
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find the dirtiest hotel room
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and fuck the grossest hooker
we can find.
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So no, I am not taking you
to Tijuana.
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I am taking you
to the "real" Mexico.
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- Drug roulette? Drug roulette?
- No.
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- I don't want to play drug roulette, man.
- Come on.
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- Have you actually been
to Mexicali before?
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What's the danger level
we're looking at here?
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- It isn't number one on the top ten
most dangerous cities in Mexico.
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Okay, look,
would you stop worrying?
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Please. Come on, dude, look.
I've taken care of everything.
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- Does your dad know you
have this?
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- Mm. Only way that soulless
bastard shows affection.
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- Yeah, at least you got one
to be disappointed in, man.
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- Didn't you find your real dad?
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Granted, he's got a whole
other family
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and doesn't give two shits
about you
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but fucking look at you, man.
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You are one step away
from the most powerful guy
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in Hollywood.
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Who, by the way,
treats you more like a son
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than my dad does me.
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What's the yellow one?
Is that Adderall or Propecia?
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Okay. That's like
the tenth fucking time
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you've checked that phone
in the past five minutes.
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- Do you want me to turn around?
- No.
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No, no, no, no. Fuck that bitch,
right? Fuck her.
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- That's right. Yeah.
- Fuck that whore, dude.
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What happened to that one chick?
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That hot Asian girl
from the "green inferno" party?
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- She had a penis.
- Oh, right, she did.
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- She was hot, too. Too bad.
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- Too bad. She had a penis.
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- Yeah, I'll tell ya,
I'd rather date a Tranny
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than date one of those
giant muscle chicks.
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Did you ever see that porno
with that Chyna wrestler?
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- No, man.
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- Her clit was so fucking huge,
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it was like a bloated,
boiled cashew.
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- Gross, man. I changed
my mine. I want to turn around.
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We're gonna turn this around.
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- Just forget about Janie.
- Okay? Forget about her.
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These next three days are about you.
We're gonna get fucked up,
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we're gonna drink
some fucking Tequila...
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We're gonna do some drugs,
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we're gonna fuck
some Mexican hookers.
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- And have my kidneys...
- Oh, shit!
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What the fuck?
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- Now that's a fuckin'
serendipitous moment
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if I ever did fuckin' see one.
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- Jesus Christ, dude, pull over.
- Pull over, wipe it off.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- It's good to drive into Mexico
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looking gangster.
Leave that fucking shit.
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- Fuck, man! Why are you
walking so fast?
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- Let's get something to eat
before we get banged up.
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- I'm not eating there,
though, bro.
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- Don't you ever watch
Anthony Bourdain?
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These are the best places
to eat. Street food.
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Food of the people.
Right, hombre?
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- And in like 20 minutes,
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I'm doing my best
Jackson pollock in my pants.
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- Hey, where I come from...
- If you can voluntarily shit
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your pants on your birthday,
it's one to remember.
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- That's gross.
- Okay.
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Look... I am sorry your girl
fucked some other dude,
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I really am. But who knows?
Maybe it was meant to be.
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Maybe you were supposed
to come with me to Mexico.
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You might meet another girl.
At least get your mind off her.
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It's your birthday. Can't you
forget this shit for one night
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and have some fun?
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- Okay. Fine. Fine, fine.
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- Dos, uh, let's see um...
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- Thank you. Gracias.
- Gracias.
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- You guys gotta be careful
around here.
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They'll feed you that tainted
shit just to ruin your night.
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- Well, to what do we owe this?
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Well, you guys are Americans,
aren't you?
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We have to look out
for one another.
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What gave it away?
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- He was gonna feed you
the kidney meat
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of the last two American guys
we saw here.
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- That's not...
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- Okay. Okay. All right.
- I'm kidding.
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Lucia here spotted you.
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- Oh, a little Florence
Henderson.
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- It's nightingale, cowboy.
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Be careful here, boys.
We can help you with tacos,
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but we can't help you
with the Mexicali cartel.
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You mix up with them,
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they fuck white boys like you
for an appetizer.
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- Oh. You didn't say anything
about the Mexicali cartel, man.
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- Dude, this isn't Tijuana.
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- Don't worry, you'll be fine.
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Just don't be flashing your cash
around in bars.
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You'll end up with a sack
over your head
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and a trip to see
El gato Enfermo.
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- Where's El gato Enfermo?
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- Oh, not where. Who.
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He runs this town.
And his specialty
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is kidnapping rich,
white American boys
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whose fathers
will gladly pay quickly.
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- Well, I'm an orphan, so...
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- And my dad's gay and homeless.
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- I hear that's hereditary.
- So you'll be sleeping
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on the streets
and sucking dick in no time.
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- Lucia.
- So, El gato, what's that mean?
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- El gato Enfermo, the sick cat.
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- And how does one get
such an endearing nickname?
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- Well, his father was the most
feared man in all of Mexico.
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He used to cut off the pubic
hair of everyone he killed.
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Just as a souvenir.
And keep it around the house.
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When El gato was a little boy,
he saw
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his brother get murdered
right in front of his eyes.
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When they found El gato
afterwards,
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they say he was curled up
in a ball,
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covered in his brother's blood,
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coughing up pubic hair
fur balls. The sick cat.
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00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,603
- Wow.
- That is quite the fairy tale.
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But we're not wealthy so
there's nothing to worry about.
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- Well, see you later.
- Whoa, come on.
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What do you say?
Two guys, two girls?
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Last time I checked that's...
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Unless you guys are, you know...
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Okay, come on. Wouldn't it be
nice to go out with some guys
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who can cook you dinner without
having to steal the chicken first?
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- You're an asshole.
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- Don't worry about her.
- She's
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but I guess I should go
meet up with her,
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so maybe I'll see you guys
later.
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- Well, hold on, look,
let me get your number.
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Maybe we can hang out, even if it's
not here, but you know, eventually.
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- It's not gonna work here,
babe.
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Call me
when you're in the U.S.?
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- I wanna see you before that.
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00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,458
- Hey, hombre, how do you say
"desperate" in Spanish?
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- Zona Norte.
- That's where we'll be.
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- Maybe I'll see you?
- I hope so.
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- Tonight's my birthday.
- Oh.
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Happy birthday!
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- Uppers, downers,
black beauties,
233
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:41,319
- chemicals, Anthrax.
- Did he just say Anthrax?
234
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,121
- Howdy, boys.
235
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,422
They call me texican.
236
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,992
And I can get you guys
anything you want.
237
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,729
- Oh. Okay.
- ¿donde esta Zona Norte?
238
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,933
- "¿Donde esta Zona Norte?"
239
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,868
You gotta be kiddin' me.
You guys lookin' for girls?
240
00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,572
I can get you girls.
What else you want?
241
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,174
- Oh, no, man. I just want
to know where Zona Norte is.
242
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,210
- Come on, gringo. You wanna
experience the real Mexico?
243
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,314
I'm your guy. I'll tell you
what. Give me $500.
244
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:14,719
- Oh, shit.
245
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,955
- ¿Que Paso?
246
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,290
- Are you guys
fucking robbing us?
247
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,826
You work for El Grando rancho?
248
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,761
- Robbin'? No.
249
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:27,131
Protection? Yes.
250
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,900
This is El Caballo.
251
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,636
Give us $500
and we'll be your tour guides.
252
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,505
All-inclusive. I'm a walkin',
talkin' resort of debauchery.
253
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,975
And I think you're talkin'
about El gato Enfermo...
254
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,244
And I suggest
you steer clear of him.
255
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,912
He's like the aborted offspring
256
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,680
if jaws had raped
Jeffrey Dahmer,
257
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,916
then John Wayne Gacy
dug it out of a dumpster,
258
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,551
ate it and shit it out.
259
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,986
- All right, well,
we'll do our best.
260
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,021
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
261
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,423
Don't be slingin' that shit
around here, tough guy.
262
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,959
El Gato's boys see that,
it'll get bad, fast.
263
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,996
Hey, look, you guys wanna
have some fun?
264
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,430
Steer clear of El gato.
265
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,867
And let us take you
to the real Mexico.
266
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,603
- What's the real Mexico?
267
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,711
- You boys wanna go
to a cockfight?
268
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,217
- Whoo!
269
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:33,231
- Pretty cool, huh?
- No. I hate chickens.
270
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,733
- You and Herzog. Thought these
things were just urban legend.
271
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:40,838
- Hell no, man. This is the real
Mexico! Mexico es magico!
272
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,373
Ain't that right, Caballo?
273
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,309
- Some say Jesus would have
been born here,
274
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,678
but they couldn't find
three wise men or a virgin.
275
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,947
- Come on, man. Let's go back
to Zona Norte, huh?
276
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,615
- Come on, cowboy.
- Thought you guys wanted
277
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,417
- to have a night to remember?
- Seriously, Brady,
278
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,185
it's your fucking birthday.
Live a little.
279
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,721
- It's your birthday? Shit.
- Feliz Cumpleanos, man!
280
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,690
- Texican here, he's gonna
get you so Jodido,
281
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,458
people are gonna mistake
you for Stephen Hawking.
282
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,627
- We can't do that, man.
- Okay? We're in Mexico.
283
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,363
All right, we're gonna get
our fucking kidneys stolen.
284
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,434
- Gentlemen, look,
you have my word,
285
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,770
Caballo here, you got
no worries, that's his job.
286
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,872
358 to me, 142 to Caballo.
287
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,142
We do this shit all the time.
He's fuckin' liquid around here.
288
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,245
Esta es mi hombre de la mierda!
289
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,881
15 years, me and Caballo,
we come down here,
290
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:24,983
meet tourists, take them out,
291
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,751
they have the time
of their life.
292
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:30,421
Go home safe and sound.
I haven't lost a' one.
293
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,491
- Look, I don't know you, man,
okay? How can I trust you?
294
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,860
You got like a website
or something?
295
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,328
- Boom.
296
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,998
I'm as American as blue jeans,
Budweiser
297
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,599
and James motherfuckin' Cameron.
298
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,535
Caballo's my half-cousin.
I come down here on weekends
299
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,905
to meet guys like you, make
money. It's a buyers' market.
300
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,407
- You see that? We're fine.
301
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,242
This guy's a fucking
government official!
302
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,078
It's 100% safe. Come on.
303
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,561
Come on.
304
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,263
- Yeah!
305
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,467
- Kill that fucking thing!
306
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,003
- Bathroom, now!
307
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,740
- Baño, thattaway.
- All-inclusive.
308
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,311
- This just feels too easy, man.
309
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:30,048
I mean, the guy just appears
out of nowhere
310
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,150
with his giant freak
of a sidekick
311
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,486
he shows us some I.D.,
and then we go with him.
312
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,555
- Dude, you saw his I.D.,
it's legit.
313
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,491
- No. No, it looks like
he made it at a los Kinkos.
314
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,860
- Dude, look, do you remember
that time I ended up
315
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,363
in Compton smokin' crack
in that hotel with that hooker
316
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,998
with the giant bush
and pancake tits,
317
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,033
looked like she was straight
out of national geographic?
318
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,701
- Yeah. Right.
- Right?
319
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:55,406
People fuckin' love that story.
This night has to top that.
320
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:59,110
Do you got that?
That night, this night.
321
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,313
That night, this night.
Okay? Stay focused.
322
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,683
This night.
Come on, let's have fun.
323
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,652
- Okay, you're good,
you're good, you're good,
324
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,554
you're good, you're good,
you're good.
325
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,389
I'm not good. I'm not good.
326
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,725
Tommy. Tommy, hold on, man.
Listen.
327
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:18,129
- Hey, hey, look.
- It's your birthday.
328
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,964
I'm your best friend.
329
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:25,103
And I promise I won't let
anything happen to you.
330
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,605
Okay?
331
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,475
- All right. Yeah.
- So what now?
332
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,243
We don't have to clean up
tamale wrappers
333
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,011
or anything, do we?
334
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:37,615
- Well, you guys want to get
borracho correcto, right?
335
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,717
- I don't know
what that means, but yes.
336
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,854
Well, you came to see
the right man. See that guy?
337
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,555
Kasape suka there?
338
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:48,025
- Yeah.
- He's a famous Aztec shaman.
339
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,661
And he's gonna give you guys
the night of your lives.
340
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:55,199
But can't do that
'til he's ready.
341
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,801
- When's he gonna be ready?
342
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,440
- Now.
343
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,816
- This is so weird.
344
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,919
- It's only weird
if you make it weird, Kwasini.
345
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,155
- Okay, gentlemen.
346
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,423
Door ♪1.
347
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,259
Door ♪2.
348
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,294
And door ♪3.
349
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,329
- He's Wayne Brady, now.
- This ain't no
350
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,732
"let's make a motherfuckin'
deal" here, pussy meat.
351
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,800
- What is this? Like, peyote,
mushrooms, what?
352
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,370
- Wait! There ain't no fucking
Alprazolam in these things,
353
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,173
are there? I got a major fuckin'
allergy to that shit.
354
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,841
I once took my mom's Xanax,
355
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,211
shit my pants in a best buy
and almost fuckin' died.
356
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,246
- What?
357
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,650
- A mix of psilocybin, mdma,
Coca leaves,
358
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:49,654
a little fairy dust, mellow.
Basically, if you're a pussy.
359
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,623
The finest psilocybins
you can find,
360
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,725
laced with just the right
amount of opium,
361
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,762
a touch of peyote,
these are the Frank Zappas.
362
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,899
A mixture of a rare
psychedelic menthol sap
363
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,870
and fire ants. You'll probably
puke or shit your pants.
364
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:13,344
- These are the Jim Morrisons.
- That looks like a dried bat.
365
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,812
- Ever take those?
366
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,749
- I believe anything worth
doing is worth overdoing.
367
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,518
- Great, yeah. I'm gonna take
number one.
368
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,254
- What?
- Star child.
369
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,824
I was made for loving you, huh?
370
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,526
That is a bitch move.
371
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,628
- Yeah, fuck it.
- Okay, yeah, fuck it.
372
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:34,365
We're gonna do number two.
Dos Frank Zappas, Por favor.
373
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,867
- Quatro numero dos, Por favor.
374
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,569
- No... four?
- Did you just order four?
375
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,071
I don't want four.
I don't want four.
376
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,173
I want dos. I'm not gonna
double dose, man.
377
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,742
- Hey, hey. Nobody said we had
to do this shit sober, did they?
378
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,778
- What?
- What are those?
379
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:52,283
- Those? Those are
the G.G. Allins.
380
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,018
Nobody wants those.
381
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,956
- What is that? What's so funny?
382
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,184
- Go thou
and fill another room in hell.
383
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,886
- I can feel my teeth.
- Yeah, me too.
384
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,255
- No, man, like I feel like
they're vibrating.
385
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:07,325
- I can feel my teeth are
vibrating. They're vibrating.
386
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,628
- You getting grabbed
the wrong way?
387
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,763
- You guys are okay, you know?
388
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,932
These are some good
'shrooms, though.
389
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,435
These are some good
fuckin' 'shrooms, though.
390
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,537
You feel your teeth vibrate yet?
391
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,340
- Yes. Yes. Is that bad?
- Is that good?
392
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,641
It's bad, I got cancer.
393
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,644
- Nah, he's fucking
with you, cowboy.
394
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:29,480
- It's bad. It's bad.
395
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:52,703
- Take some more.
- Eat up, cowboy.
396
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,140
- Dude, I ain't you, man.
- I can handle my drugs.
397
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,350
- You know, there ain't nothin'
for a bad trip
398
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,986
like buryin' your face
in a pair of tits.
399
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,689
It's like goin' back
to the place we once were.
400
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:14,692
I truly believe that.
401
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:19,964
I swear if I could, I'd crawl
right up inside a vagina.
402
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,767
Take a nap.
403
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,403
It's fluffy in there.
404
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,171
Pillowy.
405
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:32,143
I like fluffy.
406
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,683
You look like you're gonna shit
your pants, boy.
407
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,153
Have some Tequila.
408
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,225
Excuse me?
409
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:51,061
...accident with that orange
county lumber truck.
410
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,129
Excuse me?
411
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:56,667
Can I have some...
412
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:03,774
- What the fuck
are you doin', pigfucker?
413
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,010
I can see it in your eyes,
you're scared.
414
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:09,814
You see, the devil,
he's riding your bumper.
415
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,850
Unless you speed up,
he's liable to take the lead.
416
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:16,854
And trust me, young buck,
you don't want that.
417
00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:21,358
But why would he be coming
after you?
418
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,295
He only goes after bad people.
419
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:28,365
And if he's down there
punishing all them bad people,
420
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:31,635
doesn't that make him
the good guy?
421
00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:38,509
You need to take a couple steps
back from the ledge, cocksauce.
422
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,712
I got something for you.
423
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:53,591
- What is that?
- Drink it. It'll help.
424
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,626
- How do I know it'll help?
425
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,395
- Just drink it
and shut the fuck up.
426
00:24:58,397 --> 00:24:59,997
- What's that?
427
00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,634
Argh...!
428
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:08,572
- Trust me, Crisco,
you want to drink it.
429
00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:10,574
- I don't... ah...
430
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,983
- Caballo, are you okay?
431
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,986
What's the matter?
Are you all right?
432
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:25,422
Are you puking?
Are you pooping? Ugh!
433
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,925
- Both, amigo.
434
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:36,534
- Crisco! Drink it!
- I'll drink it. I'll drink it.
435
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:52,483
Shit!
We gotta get outta here!
436
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,254
Get out, get out!
437
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,597
Oh, fuck, man!
438
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,500
You're supposed
to be watching us!
439
00:26:09,502 --> 00:26:11,035
- Holy shit! Chick with a dick!
440
00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:13,304
- Only weird
if you make it weird.
441
00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:17,007
- Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
442
00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,578
You're laughing.
Why are you laughing?
443
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,147
- I just saw a guy
get his throat cut.
444
00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:26,717
- Come on. Think about it.
- Is that really what you saw?
445
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:30,054
'Cause I don't know about you,
but I saw her pouring
446
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,022
fucking grand Marnier
down his neck.
447
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,557
- Really?
448
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:36,060
- Yes. Dude, it's okay,
take a deep breath.
449
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:39,597
You're just freakin' out.
You're good. It's all good.
450
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,332
- Man, we gotta get outta
Mexico. Okay?
451
00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:44,034
I've seen this movie before.
It doesn't end well.
452
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:46,070
- Yeah, well,
I've also seen the movie
453
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,805
where the guy gets the girl.
454
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,674
- You guys look like shit.
455
00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:54,111
Wanna party at our hotel?
456
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,684
- I'm sorry, should we get
another room?
457
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:01,919
- Hell, no.
- Group stuff gets me off.
458
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:04,088
Let's make this shit freaky.
459
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:06,056
- I'm not gonna do any gay shit
with that kid, though.
460
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,958
I'm just throwing that
out there now.
461
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,027
- Bro, come on. Like it'd be
any different than that time
462
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,396
- we went to Vegas.
- That was one time,
463
00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:13,998
that was with my t-ball coach
464
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,933
and it's because I really,
really wanted to pitch.
465
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:19,403
- You guys are fucked up.
- That's my balloon.
466
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,005
- Oh, what, this?
- Yeah.
467
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:23,641
- Your balloon?
- Yeah, I really...
468
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,309
Don't, don't... okay.
469
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:31,215
Okay, all right.
I can deal with this.
470
00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:44,328
All right...
471
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,897
- We're gonna play
a little game called "horse."
472
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:49,533
- All right, look, I'm down
for some kinky shit
473
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:51,902
but I do cross the line
at animals.
474
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:56,774
- No, like basketball.
- H-o-r-s-e. Like this.
475
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,910
You're up, hooker.
476
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:03,881
- Hey, what the fuck is that?
477
00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:07,384
- I think they used to make
webcam shows in here.
478
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,353
Don't worry, it's broken.
479
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:13,757
- Oh, you bad girl.
- Okay, how 'about this?
480
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,895
- Oh, okay, now we're getting
somewhere.
481
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,797
- Well, it is Brady's birthday.
482
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,266
We have to do
something exciting.
483
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,535
- Please don't get an h,
please don't get an h,
484
00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:27,037
please don't get an h.
485
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:31,008
Oh, this is the best game
of all time. I love this game.
486
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,976
- Yes, actually,
I do have a suggestion.
487
00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:35,212
Before you get to o-r-s-e,
488
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:38,716
why not just get right
to the b and the j?
489
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,851
- All good things, baby.
490
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:44,254
Now I want you to stick
your tongue up his ass.
491
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:46,824
- What?
- No, I'm not doing that.
492
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:50,694
- Well, I guess you're gonna
get your h then.
493
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,696
- Do it. Do it.
- Wait.
494
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,698
- Fine.
- Fine?
495
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,333
- Fine.
- Fine.
496
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:57,835
- Fine.
- All right.
497
00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:01,772
- ...your pants off. Jesus.
498
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:06,043
- I can't, I can't. I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
499
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:09,279
- I can't. I really like you,
but not on the first date.
500
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,715
- It's totally okay, believe me.
- Okay, how about this?
501
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,250
- Ow! What the fuck was that?
502
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,718
- Oh, shit!
503
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,453
- That was a little
too Mapplethorpe for me.
504
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:19,156
Shut the fuck up, it's part
of the game. Katie, hit him.
505
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:23,127
- No, Luc, I just think...
- Hit him!
506
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:26,930
- Ow.
- No, no, no, no. Like this.
507
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,165
- Oh! Oh, fuck!
508
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:30,768
- Okay, what the fuck is this,
guys?
509
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,637
Come on, let us
out of here already.
510
00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:35,405
- You're not going anywhere,
stud.
511
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:38,909
- Oh, yeah, no. I don't need
this shit, it's my birthday.
512
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:41,645
- Exactly. And the party's
just getting started.
513
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:43,781
Now it's time
to insert something.
514
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:45,749
No. Nope, fuck that.
515
00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:49,019
- Katie, I know you're not
getting your O on this one.
516
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,524
- Ah!
517
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,214
Tommy? Tommy!
518
00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:22,052
Oh, shit.
519
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:25,355
What the fuck?
I can't breathe.
520
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:28,625
Wait. Wait a minute.
Why are you doing this?
521
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:30,060
- You'll find out soon enough.
522
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:32,296
- You fucking bitch!
- Where's Katie?
523
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:36,133
- Katie! Katie! Katie!
- That's not her real name.
524
00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:39,937
- What the fuck does it matter?
- I can't breathe.
525
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:43,006
I'm allergic to most sedatives.
Please...
526
00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:48,212
- Jesus Christ, that wasn't
part of the deal.
527
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,018
There's no way both of you
are allergic.
528
00:30:57,222 --> 00:31:00,424
- I think I'll take my chances.
- No, no!
529
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,149
Well, I guess
he got what he paid for.
530
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:27,985
- What the hell are we supposed
to do with him?!
531
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,821
- We'll let his guys handle it.
532
00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:33,957
- God.
- Okay.
533
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,298
- Help! Help!
534
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,401
- Shh, shh, shh.
535
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,271
Look, you can make this
easy on yourself.
536
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:50,507
Just be quiet, and I won't
fucking shoot you, okay?
537
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,109
It's simple.
538
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:56,013
Listen to me. If I'm not here,
listen to Katie.
539
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:59,483
And everything will be okay.
540
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:54,538
It's okay. Just don't do
anything stupid.
541
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,045
Help!
542
00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:36,640
- Our top story tonight,
rumors swirling around
543
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:39,709
that the head of the most
dangerous cartel in Mexicali,
544
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:43,213
Adan Algonto Verde,
has possibly kidnapped
545
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,015
more American tourists
546
00:34:45,017 --> 00:34:46,817
in the hopes
of obtaining ransom.
547
00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:51,822
No word from the streets
as to who these people are...
548
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:27,858
- Hey, homey!
549
00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:43,206
- Come on, flip over.
550
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,443
- I did 15 years in jail, Puto.
551
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:49,146
Sometimes I miss it.
552
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:53,483
You know why?
553
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:23,780
- Now if you scream,
I'll give you another shot
554
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,282
and I don't want to have
to do that.
555
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:28,151
Even though the doctor said
I could.
556
00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:33,523
You might wanna have a little bit
of fun so don't scream, okay?
557
00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:41,631
That's hot.
558
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:46,336
- Why are you guys doing this?
- What do you want?
559
00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:48,905
And where's Tommy?
560
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,607
He looked so fucked up.
561
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,876
I saw them take him out
last night.
562
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,477
I just... I'm begging you.
563
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,846
- Begging me to what?
- Let you go?
564
00:36:56,848 --> 00:37:00,984
- Yes! Yes!
- No, I don't fucking know!
565
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,352
Just stop playing this song
566
00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:04,621
and stop blowing smoke
in my face
567
00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,357
and just take these fucking
socks off of me!
568
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:10,694
- Look who's a lot tougher
when he's scared.
569
00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,997
- Where's Tommy?
570
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,935
- When I get sad,
I tend to get angry.
571
00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:23,974
And when I'm angry,
I do mean things.
572
00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:26,710
Now let's get those socks off.
573
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,030
Katie!
574
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:50,000
- Oh, keep doing that.
575
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,704
- Hey, it's him.
576
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,309
- Hello?
577
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,211
What? Nothing.
578
00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:04,381
He was asking about his friend.
579
00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,583
He's fine. I mean,
the doctor was here,
580
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,652
he said the drugs haven't
affected him
581
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:11,321
and we can use as much as
we need if he gets rambunctious.
582
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,923
The worst it can do is
give him a headache.
583
00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:19,562
You know I won't.
584
00:38:19,564 --> 00:38:20,930
- What did he say?
585
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:23,600
- If the money isn't here
in 48 hours,
586
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:25,535
he'll be here just in case.
587
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:26,736
- Well, that's great, right?
588
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,872
Whatever we can do
not to piss him off.
589
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:31,808
- Have you ever heard the story
about how he became who he is?
590
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,610
I mean, how he took over
and everything?
591
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,478
- Parts of it, yeah.
592
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,980
Why? You?
593
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,215
- His father was the most
feared man in Mexico,
594
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:40,984
the famous
Esquelletto Fernandez.
595
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:44,120
The third son of a third son.
And the oldest was set
596
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:46,489
to take over, but something
was eating Esquelletto.
597
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:50,493
He had a sinking feeling
his eldest, his heir, was gay.
598
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:54,464
And for an old-school Mexican
kingpin, a no bueno.
599
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:56,800
So, to prove it,
he built this torture chair,
600
00:38:56,802 --> 00:39:00,270
where a string was tied to the
trigger of a gun all the way...
601
00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:04,641
- hey! Who are you talking
about? Huh? Where's Tommy?
602
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:07,777
- Drink this.
- No. What the fuck is that?
603
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,113
- Sweetie, we can't have you
having a number two
604
00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:12,682
- while we're here.
- Then what? I shit my pants?
605
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,552
- No, the idea is that
you don't do that at all.
606
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,425
I have to go check on something.
607
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,871
Can't leave that there.
608
00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:02,799
- I can't stand that song.
609
00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:06,136
- Hey, Katie?
610
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:11,141
I guess that's not
your real name, right?
611
00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:14,477
What is your real name?
612
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,914
Come on, I thought
we had something.
613
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,283
You telling me all of it
was an act?
614
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:24,954
All of it? The taco stand
and coming here with me?
615
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,990
I mean, come on.
616
00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:33,329
Fine, if you don't want
to talk to me,
617
00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:36,866
just please don't put that song
back on.
618
00:41:00,524 --> 00:41:05,195
- Let me guess,
you'd rather hear... Eminem.
619
00:41:05,197 --> 00:41:08,665
- Rap? No.
620
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:12,569
Especially not some
white guy acting black.
621
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,437
- Okay, let me guess again.
622
00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:17,240
You love led zeppelin
623
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,709
and the rolling stones.
624
00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:25,048
- Give me a skinny English
white guy on drugs
625
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,282
and I'm set.
626
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,951
- But I thought you said
627
00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:30,587
you didn't like white guys
acting black.
628
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:32,622
- Acting black.
629
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,324
- Are you kidding?
630
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:37,694
Zeppelin and the stones,
they literally ripped off
631
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:41,998
everything the old blues
legends ever made. Verbatim!
632
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,601
I mean, the two most popular
rock bands
633
00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:48,238
in the history of music
are the biggest wiggers of all.
634
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:59,382
- Hey, Katie. Katie, come on.
635
00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:02,485
I know you're not like this,
okay?
636
00:42:02,487 --> 00:42:04,988
You're better than this, I know.
637
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:07,156
- You don't know me. At all.
638
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:09,659
- What are you doin' with Lucia?
639
00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:12,595
You can help me.
Please, just help me.
640
00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:15,298
- Nobody turns their back
on El gato.
641
00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:19,569
- El gato? Is that who that is?
642
00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:23,273
You told me he kidnaps kids
with rich parents. I'm adopted.
643
00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:25,675
My mom has nothing!
I just met my dad
644
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:28,545
for the first time a couple
years ago! He hates me!
645
00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,013
- What?
646
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:32,982
Brady, what are you saying?
647
00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:36,386
- I thought your dad was loaded.
- No.
648
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:39,222
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What?
649
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,260
Lucia! Lucia! Stop, stop!
650
00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:48,898
Katie, get out of here!
Look, we are in deep this.
651
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,434
We have to get this guy's dad
to cough up with the money,
652
00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:52,969
and fast.
The other guy, Tommy...
653
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,137
- Yeah?
654
00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:56,005
- They left him in the dumpster.
- He's dead.
655
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:59,609
- What? What did you just say?
656
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:00,877
You fucking killed Tommy?
657
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,813
You fucking bitch!
You fucking bitch!
658
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,408
- Where's Katie?
- Oh, please stop with that.
659
00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:35,511
What, are you two
havin' a fucking love affair?
660
00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:37,880
- Why am I naked?
661
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,924
Fuck.
662
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,343
Stop!!
663
00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:09,245
Oh, shit.
664
00:44:09,247 --> 00:44:11,180
- The more we do this,
665
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,349
the faster your dad
will cough up the money.
666
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,019
- My dad... I don't know my dad,
I keep telling you.
667
00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:20,390
I don't know my dad,
he's not... stop, stop, stop.
668
00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,261
- Whoa! Oh! Oh!
- What the fuck!
669
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,096
- You're crazier than a shithouse rat.
- Do you know that?
670
00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,965
- You're like the fucking
pretzel in the party mix.
671
00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:30,133
Do you know that?
672
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,801
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Boring!
673
00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:34,170
- All you had to do is stay
here and watch him,
674
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,706
not torture him with fucking
chickens nipping at his balls!
675
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:40,910
- Did you talk to gato?
- Yes. We're fucked.
676
00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:42,779
- What does that mean?
- What's the story?
677
00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:45,314
- The story is that
you fucked up major!
678
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:48,351
It was the other guy
we needed! Tommy.
679
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:52,355
He's the one with the rich dad.
And now he's dead.
680
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:55,058
He doesn't have any parents.
He's a fucking orphan!
681
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,460
- So what do we do?
- Do we just kill him?
682
00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:02,465
- El Gato's gonna decide.
683
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,834
- Do you want to hear
the rest of the gato story?
684
00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,169
- Katie, don't go!
685
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:07,603
- So the string
tied to the trigger,
686
00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:10,473
it's like run down
to this system of pulleys
687
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,676
and at the other end,
it's tied to his dick.
688
00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:15,411
- Katie!!!
- The sick fuck.
689
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:19,515
Then rolls in a TV
and puts on gay porn,
690
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,018
hoping his son gets an erection
691
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,820
which then pulls the string
692
00:45:23,822 --> 00:45:26,756
attached to the trigger
via the pulleys,
693
00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:30,526
so he shoots himself
with his own penis.
694
00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:33,129
So gato...
695
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:37,366
Was just hiding
behind bags of matter.
696
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,737
And bam!
697
00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,973
The gun went off.
698
00:46:10,634 --> 00:46:13,503
You're not gonna spit
on me again.
699
00:46:28,685 --> 00:46:31,287
- How long are we gonna
do this for?
700
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:34,390
I get it now.
You guys fucked up.
701
00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:38,661
You wanted Tommy.
You took me. You fucked up.
702
00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:41,364
I get it.
703
00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:44,801
You guys are fucked up.
Why don't you just let me go?
704
00:46:44,803 --> 00:46:47,703
Give me like a five minute
head start. You can chase me.
705
00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,172
- It's tempting.
706
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,741
- Come on, with those long
praying mantis legs of yours,
707
00:46:51,743 --> 00:46:53,543
you'd love it.
708
00:46:53,545 --> 00:46:55,711
- Yeah, but you get five miles
into the desert
709
00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:58,414
and at night it's so cold,
you'd freeze to death.
710
00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:01,717
- You remind me of the girls
I used to meet in foster care.
711
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,686
- Where was your foster home?
712
00:47:03,688 --> 00:47:05,922
- New Bedford, Massachusetts.
713
00:47:08,225 --> 00:47:10,593
I tell you what, I tell you
my worst resident story,
714
00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:12,094
you tell me yours.
715
00:47:12,096 --> 00:47:14,897
- What makes you think
I was in a foster home?
716
00:47:14,899 --> 00:47:16,599
- Takes one to know one.
717
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:20,369
- My friend, Wilma,
was from Puerto Rico.
718
00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:23,072
We were inseparable
when we were like 12.
719
00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,674
- You still talk to Wilma?
720
00:47:24,676 --> 00:47:27,076
- Wilma's dead.
721
00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:30,546
- I'd say I'm sorry,
but I'm not.
722
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:36,052
- How?
- Wilma was really William.
723
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:40,857
William
and his brother, Phillip.
724
00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,725
Identical. When Willy
was eight months old,
725
00:47:42,727 --> 00:47:47,096
his parents decided that he and
Philly should be circumcised.
726
00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:50,800
Problem was, in Puerto Rico,
they used cauterization
727
00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:53,703
and the doctor fucked up.
And instead of fixing it,
728
00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:57,206
he convinced his parents
729
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:00,910
to raise him as Wilma.
730
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:03,346
At around 12,
Willy started getting urges.
731
00:48:03,348 --> 00:48:05,648
Girls, fighting,
pee standing up.
732
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,316
But the problem was,
733
00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:11,354
Willy was raised as Wilma,
and Wilma didn't have a Willy.
734
00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:14,156
Enough small talk.
735
00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:16,859
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, hold on.
736
00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:19,528
Let me help you.
I want to help you.
737
00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:21,931
Okay, I want to get out of here.
738
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:24,000
You guys obviously want
to get paid.
739
00:48:24,002 --> 00:48:25,501
You know who I work for?
740
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:28,604
My boss is Sy Ginsburg.
You know who that is?
741
00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:30,773
He's like one of Hollywood's
biggest producers.
742
00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:32,708
He's a fucking millionaire.
743
00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:35,311
- You know, some of the times
the guys' families don't pay
744
00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:40,283
and the cartel comes and just
kills the poor sons of bitches.
745
00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:42,285
I think people just
don't respect Mexicans.
746
00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:44,687
They feel like they're less
civilized than whites.
747
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:46,522
And that really pisses them off.
748
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:48,925
If El gato shows up here,
749
00:48:48,927 --> 00:48:51,994
well, then you know
it's all gone wrong.
750
00:48:53,397 --> 00:48:55,498
All right, enough chit chat.
751
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,767
- No, no, wait, wait,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
752
00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:00,569
You told me your resident story,
let me tell you mine.
753
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:02,271
It's worse.
754
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,740
- Bullshit.
- Mnh-mnh.
755
00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:08,411
There was this kid, and they
had him in one of those...
756
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,379
You know those fuckin'
padded timeout rooms?
757
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,548
They had him in there
for so long
758
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:15,484
they thought
he was gonna kill himself.
759
00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:18,521
So they like took all of
his clothes, his shoelaces,
760
00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:21,857
everything. They kept him
in there for months, just nude.
761
00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:24,260
But he was so determined.
762
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,997
He pulled out his big toenail,
763
00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:29,865
sharpened it on the floor,
764
00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:32,468
used it to slit his wrist.
765
00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:35,738
- Jesus, that kid's got
determination.
766
00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:38,708
- That kid... was me.
767
00:50:22,786 --> 00:50:24,353
Okay, okay.
768
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,822
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
769
00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:32,261
Yes. Okay. Come on. Come on.
770
00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:38,067
No, no, no, no, no.
771
00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:40,770
No, no, no, no.
No!
772
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:45,775
Okay, okay, okay.
773
00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:44,867
You get five miles
into the desert
774
00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:48,170
and at night it's so cold,
you'd freeze to death.
775
00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:08,324
- Wait, stop, stop, stop!
- How ya doin'? How ya doin'?
776
00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:10,893
Uh, uh, uh...
¿Estados unido? Unido estado!
777
00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:12,561
Please, please, stop, stop!
778
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,530
- It's Estados Unidos, brother.
779
00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:17,266
- I need to get outta here.
- Help me, please?
780
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:20,369
- Don't mind my friend,
but get in, motherfucker.
781
00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:23,672
Don't worry about him.
782
00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:26,442
- I need to get outta here.
- Help me, please.
783
00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:28,344
- What do you mean, outta here?
- We're locked in
784
00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:30,746
for hundreds of miles.
I can get you to a phone, yeah?
785
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:35,284
- Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
- Just fuckin' drive, man.
786
00:52:35,286 --> 00:52:40,422
- I like your fuckin' underwear
there, toots. Don't I know you?
787
00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:44,693
- Yeah, yeah, from the cockfight
and the... the strip club.
788
00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:47,596
- In the prime of his years,
he married Gargamel,
789
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:49,798
daughter of the king
of the butterflies.
790
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,768
A fine, good-looking
piece of machine.
791
00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:57,706
And the pair of them often
played the two-backed beast,
792
00:52:57,708 --> 00:53:01,043
joyfully rubbing
their bacon together.
793
00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:02,811
All right, puss n boots,
where you coming from really?
794
00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:06,815
- These... fucking girls, man,
they kidnapped me,
795
00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:09,785
they took... thumbtacks
and-and-and-and...
796
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:12,788
And fuckin'
they played this music, man!
797
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:17,226
I need to get to the border.
Just drive, okay? Please.
798
00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:19,795
- Ahem!
799
00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:23,232
Aside from the kinky shit,
what do you do?
800
00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:25,701
- I work for a movie producer.
- Movies?
801
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:28,804
Ah, Lala never allowed them
on the reservation.
802
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:31,941
He said they're all just racist
propaganda films, you know?
803
00:53:31,943 --> 00:53:33,442
I mean, look at "star wars."
804
00:53:33,444 --> 00:53:36,745
Pious white people
fighting this evil black guy?
805
00:53:37,747 --> 00:53:40,916
Have you ever really looked
at Darth Vader?
806
00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:42,618
I mean, side shot, profile.
807
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,487
He looks like a big,
black dick, doesn't he?
808
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:47,623
I mean,
what's that supposed to mean?
809
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:50,259
- I think he was supposed
to look like a samurai.
810
00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:52,995
- Hidden meanings, Kwasini.
- Right, yeah. Whatever, man.
811
00:53:52,997 --> 00:53:54,930
- And what about "the avengers"?
812
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,399
Not one black guy in the group.
813
00:53:57,401 --> 00:54:00,169
- Nick fury is black.
- He wasn't in the comics.
814
00:54:00,171 --> 00:54:01,971
They made him black,
815
00:54:01,973 --> 00:54:04,573
so none of the black folks
could complain.
816
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:07,409
They can't say, "hey,
there's no black heroes,"
817
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,145
because the white people go,
"well, yeah, look.
818
00:54:10,147 --> 00:54:12,514
The leader's black,
so it's okay."
819
00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:16,218
I mean, look at "rocky."
You got this white guy,
820
00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:17,486
he's a workin' man...
821
00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:20,823
You know,
and here comes this black guy,
822
00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:23,859
dressed like George Washington,
and he's taking over...
823
00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:26,295
The cherished symbols
of white America.
824
00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:29,098
And rocky,
this white fucking loser,
825
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:34,236
beats the black guy
and saves his image of America.
826
00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:35,704
White America at that.
827
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:37,606
And look at "rocky III."
Now he's rich,
828
00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:40,709
he's the flashy one, and here
comes another black guy.
829
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:44,079
This one from the ghetto.
I mean, this guy's really angry.
830
00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:47,783
He's gonna fuck rocky's wife,
I know it. But no!
831
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:51,720
The rich, flashy white guy
still beat the black guy.
832
00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:54,957
What about "gremlins"? - Could you
just give me one second, please?
833
00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:56,191
Okay? My buddy is dead.
834
00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:58,694
- I've been in a room for fucking days!
- What?
835
00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:00,763
- And if I don't get
to the border,
836
00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,164
some asshole named
El gato Enfermo
837
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:04,867
is gonna kill me!
And what the fuck is that?!
838
00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:06,802
- Ah!
- El gato?
839
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:10,773
That's one pussy you don't want
after you, that's for sure.
840
00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:13,542
Lookit,
go down this road one mile.
841
00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:16,011
There's an office there.
842
00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:18,147
There's your phone.
843
00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:19,948
Out.
844
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,284
- This is so fucked!
845
00:55:22,286 --> 00:55:24,386
Fuck!
846
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,159
- Hey, man! Hey!
847
00:55:30,161 --> 00:55:33,028
If I took your brain
and put it in a gnat's asshole,
848
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,931
it would look like a baby
in a cardboard box.
849
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:38,734
Take some advice.
850
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:46,075
Life should not be a journey
to the grave with the intention
851
00:55:46,077 --> 00:55:49,111
of arriving safely in an
attractive, well-preserved body,
852
00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:50,446
but rather to slide in sideways,
853
00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,715
whiskey in one hand,
pistol in another,
854
00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:55,617
boot up your worst enemy's ass,
855
00:55:55,619 --> 00:55:58,454
body thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
856
00:55:58,456 --> 00:56:02,291
fucked up and screaming,
"whoo-hoo!
857
00:56:02,293 --> 00:56:05,260
What a ride, motherfucker."
858
00:56:05,262 --> 00:56:07,429
- What?!
859
00:56:12,402 --> 00:56:15,104
Oh, Jesus.
860
00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:10,192
- Hello?
- Hello?
861
00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:11,960
- Hello?
- Hello?
862
00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:15,097
- Uh... ¿donde esta inglés?
- Can you help me, please?
863
00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:18,634
- Can you help me?
- I don't know, can I help you?
864
00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:21,737
- My name is Brady Baxter.
- I-I'm stranded here.
865
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:25,407
I need you to call the police.
La policia. Please.
866
00:57:25,409 --> 00:57:28,177
- Where are you, sir?
- Uh...
867
00:58:46,055 --> 00:58:47,189
- Wait.
868
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,591
Okay, she will take a shower
first thing,
869
00:58:49,593 --> 00:58:51,860
and that's the only time
you can do it.
870
00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:58,700
Otherwise she has orders
to shoot you in the knee,
871
00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:01,637
and she will.
So just... wait.
872
01:00:21,051 --> 01:00:22,484
Hello?
873
01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:24,686
I can't hear you.
874
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,223
- Who is this?
- I got it. Hang up.
875
01:00:28,225 --> 01:00:30,325
- Hello, stinky pants.
876
01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:33,028
See ya later, penis.
877
01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:56,752
- Fuck! Bitch! Fucking bitch.
- Fuck.
878
01:00:56,754 --> 01:01:00,122
- Your boss won't come up
with the money.
879
01:01:02,425 --> 01:01:06,028
I never finished that story
about why he's so unforgiving.
880
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:08,130
That day
he saw his older brother
881
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:11,133
wrap his toe around the string
and pull the trigger
882
01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:14,569
because he couldn't stand
the mental torture anymore.
883
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:16,638
So little gato grabbed the .45
884
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,074
and shot his father in the face.
885
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:22,310
It was that day,
that one decision,
886
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:24,946
it made him who he was.
887
01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:27,749
And ever since that day,
all of Mexico
888
01:01:27,751 --> 01:01:32,254
has been scared to death
of El gato Enfermo.
889
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:36,391
And he's coming here.
He's coming here to kill you.
890
01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:48,170
- Okay. Now's your chance.
891
01:01:50,673 --> 01:01:53,942
Here's your chance, okay?
892
01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:57,946
Just give me two minutes
to take the car.
893
01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:00,916
I'm so sorry.
894
01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:04,152
I'm really sorry
about all of this.
895
01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:07,289
It wasn't supposed to be you.
896
01:02:19,268 --> 01:02:22,304
- Fuck!
897
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,764
- Hello, Mr. Baxter.
898
01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:51,166
- You're... him.
899
01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:54,736
I... I know who you are,
I know who you are.
900
01:02:54,738 --> 01:02:57,305
- Cállate.
901
01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:06,515
I understand you make movies.
902
01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:10,552
I love American movies.
903
01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:13,021
Real cinema.
904
01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:15,924
Paul Thomas Anderson...
905
01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:17,926
He's my favorite.
906
01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:20,028
You know him?
907
01:03:21,898 --> 01:03:24,800
There is a fabric he weaves,
908
01:03:24,802 --> 01:03:27,869
it's... very dear to me.
909
01:03:27,871 --> 01:03:30,806
Very complex and sometimes...
910
01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:32,808
Fragile...
911
01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:36,545
Father-son relationship.
912
01:03:38,347 --> 01:03:40,115
John c. Reilly,
913
01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:43,385
Philip Baker hall in "Sydney."
914
01:03:43,387 --> 01:03:48,523
Mark Wahlberg and Burt Reynolds
in "boogie nights."
915
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,892
"There will be blood."
916
01:03:51,727 --> 01:03:54,062
Daniel day Lewis.
917
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:58,400
And that fucking deaf kid.
918
01:04:11,614 --> 01:04:13,782
All great things...
919
01:04:13,784 --> 01:04:16,351
Were done by boys...
920
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:19,921
...who just wanted
to impress dad.
921
01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:23,859
All the tallest buildings,
922
01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:25,994
created by men...
923
01:04:25,996 --> 01:04:30,098
Trying to show their dad
their big dicks.
924
01:04:31,334 --> 01:04:34,603
I think if women
ran the world...
925
01:04:34,605 --> 01:04:37,205
All the big structures...
926
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:40,775
Would not be giant buildings
in the sky,
927
01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:44,479
but lush, warm tunnels...
928
01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:49,284
...buried deep in the ground.
929
01:04:50,987 --> 01:04:53,121
That's amazing, no?
930
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,558
It's easy money,
931
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,727
preying on men who are guilty
932
01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:02,364
of not raising their sons.
933
01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:05,200
Millions of ignored sons...
934
01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,636
Raised by nannies.
935
01:05:09,205 --> 01:05:13,308
I have kidnapped now, well...
936
01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:16,678
...maybe over 50 American
young men.
937
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:20,315
All whose fathers had money.
938
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:24,486
These guys were too busy
939
01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:27,322
fucking secretaries.
940
01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:29,658
Building wine cellars
941
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:34,195
and looking at the "robb report"
to play catch with their sons.
942
01:05:34,197 --> 01:05:37,832
So when they see the biggest
mistakes in their life
943
01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:41,670
smack them in the face,
they don't hesitate to...
944
01:05:41,672 --> 01:05:43,605
- That's not me.
945
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:45,607
Your girls screwed up.
946
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:47,008
I'm an orphan.
947
01:05:47,010 --> 01:05:49,945
But I told them...
948
01:05:49,947 --> 01:05:51,813
Call my boss.
949
01:05:51,815 --> 01:05:56,217
Right? Call my boss.
He's got money, he'll pay you.
950
01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:58,119
- I spoke to him.
951
01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:02,857
Mega-producer Sy Ginsburg.
952
01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,193
He told me that...
953
01:06:05,195 --> 01:06:07,796
I could go fuck myself.
954
01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:13,168
And that he was having
a hard time understanding me.
955
01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:19,240
"Do you speak español?"
956
01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:23,078
He said the only thing
he needed to say in Spanish was,
957
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,780
"put the leaves over there."
958
01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:29,317
- What kind of person are you?
959
01:06:47,269 --> 01:06:50,238
- Since I was very small...
960
01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:55,243
I punish the bad guys.
961
01:06:56,245 --> 01:06:59,781
If I punish the bad guys,
962
01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:04,319
then I am the good guy, no?
963
01:07:08,090 --> 01:07:10,425
Such a big heart.
964
01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:13,595
And talented.
965
01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:19,768
Shame to see it go to waste.
966
01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,773
Look at me.
967
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:33,448
Excuse me.
968
01:07:39,155 --> 01:07:41,389
Yes, hello?
969
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,958
I'm actually in the middle
of something.
970
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,361
So can you call me back?
971
01:07:47,963 --> 01:07:50,131
Yes, please.
972
01:07:55,004 --> 01:07:57,138
My grandson.
973
01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,973
He's in preschool.
974
01:07:58,975 --> 01:08:02,143
He stabbed someone again.
975
01:08:06,382 --> 01:08:08,716
So could you please excuse me?
976
01:08:08,718 --> 01:08:10,652
- Sure.
977
01:08:27,837 --> 01:08:31,172
- I love American movies.
978
01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:58,333
- Where'd El jefe go?
979
01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:01,236
- He got a phone call.
- His grandson.
980
01:09:01,238 --> 01:09:04,272
- If it's his third grandson,
he's not coming back.
981
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:07,942
I guess I'm gonna be
the last person you ever see.
982
01:09:07,944 --> 01:09:12,881
You know, I hear that men
after death stay hard for hours.
983
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:15,350
You think that's true?
984
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:18,419
- I've got something hard
for you.
985
01:09:18,421 --> 01:09:20,655
- Whoa. I'm sorry, Brady,
I'm sorry.
986
01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:24,259
Brady, look, I'm sorry.
It was just for the money.
987
01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:27,128
You've gotta understand.
Katie really, really likes you.
988
01:09:27,130 --> 01:09:30,431
- It's all gonna be fine.
- Don't!
989
01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,572
- That wasn't supposed
to be... loaded.
990
01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:08,836
- Hello?
991
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:10,305
- What? Brady?
992
01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:13,675
- Tommy!
- You're okay, you're alive!
993
01:10:13,677 --> 01:10:15,510
- Of course I'm a-fuckin-live!
994
01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:18,246
It was a joke, dude!
The whole fuckin' thing!
995
01:10:18,248 --> 01:10:21,182
Well, except for the, you know,
the mushrooms and the bar.
996
01:10:21,184 --> 01:10:22,850
That was real.
997
01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:24,652
How about the fuckin' cowboy
tea-bagging that Tranny?
998
01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:27,355
"It's only fucking weird
if you make it weird."
999
01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:29,657
It was a setup!
The girls, I paid them.
1000
01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:31,292
It was a birthday prank!
1001
01:10:31,294 --> 01:10:33,194
That's why they never
really hurt you.
1002
01:10:33,196 --> 01:10:34,796
And those shots
were fucking Thorazine!
1003
01:10:34,798 --> 01:10:37,665
Did Lucia crack and tell you
about the whole thing?
1004
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:40,101
Is she there?
Let me talk to her.
1005
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,643
Yo. Hello?
1006
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,752
- Holy shit.
1007
01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:01,055
Holy shit,
what the fuck did you do?
1008
01:11:01,057 --> 01:11:03,224
- What did I do?
1009
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,159
What did you do?
1010
01:11:05,161 --> 01:11:06,861
Tommy, do you have any idea
what you put me through?
1011
01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:09,430
- Th-this was a prank, dude.
- All of it.
1012
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:11,666
This girl's a fucking actress!
1013
01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:14,802
This wasn't supposed to happen!
Ah!
1014
01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:17,272
- A prank, Tommy?!
1015
01:11:17,274 --> 01:11:19,240
Is this your idea
of a birthday present?!
1016
01:11:19,242 --> 01:11:21,376
A prank where I end up
killing a girl?!
1017
01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:22,910
- No, no! The fucking ending
1018
01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:24,312
is supposed to be Katie
coming through the door
1019
01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,481
with a fucking birthday cake,
dude!
1020
01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:28,850
I was planning this
for fucking months!
1021
01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:32,854
That gun wasn't supposed
to be fucking loaded!
1022
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:35,556
Oh, fuck! Shit!
That's the chicken gun
1023
01:11:35,558 --> 01:11:38,893
- that had the fuckin' bullets in it.
- Oh, my god.
1024
01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:41,396
- I was trying to fucking show
you I could tell a great story
1025
01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:43,264
so you can get me a meeting
with your boss.
1026
01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:47,201
- You could've just sent me
a script, Tommy!
1027
01:11:47,203 --> 01:11:49,470
Oh, fuck. We're so fucked.
1028
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:52,907
- Wait, wait. We?
- What do you mean, we, man?
1029
01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:54,842
You fuckin' shot her.
1030
01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,113
- What did you just say?
- What?
1031
01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:02,517
You fuckin' shot her, man.
The prank was up.
1032
01:12:02,519 --> 01:12:05,520
She was untying you
when El gato left.
1033
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:06,954
- This is your fault.
- This is your fault.
1034
01:12:06,956 --> 01:12:09,123
- This is your fault!
- All right!
1035
01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:10,992
- I thought you were dead!
- Okay! It's my fault, too.
1036
01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:15,663
I'm sorry. Just please stop hitting me.
Just calm down.
1037
01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:18,800
- Don't tell me to calm down! I just
fucking killed a girl because of you!
1038
01:12:18,802 --> 01:12:22,837
- At least we're not
in the fucking states. Right?
1039
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:24,906
Um...
1040
01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:29,143
Fuck, what about that,
the cowboy?
1041
01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,712
Texican?
1042
01:12:30,714 --> 01:12:32,880
You know, we can call him.
Maybe he can help us.
1043
01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:35,583
- He works for the government.
- He's fucking Mexican, okay?!
1044
01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:37,885
They all do dirty shit
for money!
1045
01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:40,722
Just listen, I have a plan.
It's simple, all right?
1046
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:43,524
We don't tell him this was
a prank gone wrong, right?
1047
01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:45,059
We tell him
exactly as it happened.
1048
01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:48,529
They kidnapped us,
they tortured us.
1049
01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:51,933
I... went to the fucking
hospital or something, okay?
1050
01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:54,569
You've been here
for three fucking days.
1051
01:12:54,571 --> 01:12:56,804
Sell this shit, okay?
You can act.
1052
01:12:56,806 --> 01:13:00,408
You're always saying
it's fucking easy, so act.
1053
01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:03,811
You're fucking filthy.
Take a shower, okay?
1054
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:06,447
I'll come up with a story.
1055
01:13:08,951 --> 01:13:12,987
- Make sure you work out
the ending this time.
1056
01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:45,486
- Mr. Brady,
you fucked up good, huh?
1057
01:13:46,722 --> 01:13:48,656
- It's these girls.
- They... they...
1058
01:13:48,658 --> 01:13:51,292
They fucking tortured me.
I had no choice.
1059
01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:53,561
- Tortured you? With what?
1060
01:13:55,664 --> 01:14:00,668
- With thumbtacks and needles
and fucking music.
1061
01:14:00,670 --> 01:14:05,206
- Music?
- Es creed, huh? Nickelback?
1062
01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,241
- They drugged us, okay?
- Tommy, tell them.
1063
01:14:07,243 --> 01:14:09,911
- They drugged us both.
- They did. I had a reaction.
1064
01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:12,980
It was a bad fuckin' scene.
Can you help us or not?
1065
01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:16,217
- Gentlemen, listen,
this is all good and fun...
1066
01:14:16,219 --> 01:14:18,252
But you have no physical scars.
1067
01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:19,854
No marks of torture.
1068
01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:22,156
Your trip to the hospital,
Mr. Tommy,
1069
01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:26,027
that could be the four of you
havin' fun with drugs.
1070
01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:28,496
This right here...
1071
01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,165
This right here is not good.
1072
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:34,035
- What'd I tell you?
- Why did we call him?
1073
01:14:34,037 --> 01:14:37,905
- Well, now, wait a minute,
Mr. Brady. I can still help you.
1074
01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:39,874
I'm a man...
1075
01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:42,844
Who knows many people
and places.
1076
01:14:42,846 --> 01:14:47,415
- Ain't that right, Caballo?
- Mm-hmm.
1077
01:14:47,417 --> 01:14:50,184
- There's only one problem.
1078
01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:52,086
- What's that?
1079
01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:56,390
- Sooner or later, that other
girl's gonna come back.
1080
01:14:56,392 --> 01:14:59,093
What do you plan on doing?
1081
01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:01,295
Her friend...
1082
01:15:01,297 --> 01:15:03,064
Is dead.
1083
01:15:03,066 --> 01:15:07,902
- It's always the friend,
hombres. Always.
1084
01:15:08,871 --> 01:15:10,938
You find that one girl...
1085
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:14,141
But it's her friend
who cockblocks you.
1086
01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:17,812
- All right, I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
1087
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:20,481
I'm just gonna wait here, right?
And when she comes back,
1088
01:15:20,483 --> 01:15:22,216
I'm gonna talk to her
rationally.
1089
01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:23,584
- You're gonna talk to her?
1090
01:15:23,586 --> 01:15:25,152
You're gonna charm this girl
into forgetting
1091
01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:26,954
you just killed
her fucking friend?
1092
01:15:26,956 --> 01:15:29,590
- It was in self-defense.
- Ever hear of Mexican karate?
1093
01:15:29,592 --> 01:15:31,792
- No.
1094
01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:36,130
- Well, there ain't no such thing as
self-defense in this motherfuckin' country.
1095
01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:38,432
- Then I'm gonna get out of this country.
- She doesn't know who I am.
1096
01:15:38,434 --> 01:15:42,203
- Bullshit, dude.
- She doesn't know your full name,
1097
01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:44,705
but she knows who you work for,
and using Facebook,
1098
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,741
it's not gonna be hard
to fuckin' find you.
1099
01:15:46,743 --> 01:15:48,809
- If you hadn't decided
to Michael Douglas me,
1100
01:15:48,811 --> 01:15:50,611
- none of this would've happened.
- Hey, hey!
1101
01:15:50,613 --> 01:15:52,146
This is what we're gonna do.
1102
01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:54,081
Well, what you boys
are gonna do.
1103
01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,816
You're gonna clean up
that blood,
1104
01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:58,286
you're gonna put the girl
in the blankets,
1105
01:15:58,288 --> 01:16:00,288
take her out to my pickup.
1106
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:01,822
Fortunately, in this hotel,
1107
01:16:01,824 --> 01:16:06,260
someone carrying out a body
in sheets... is normal.
1108
01:16:11,266 --> 01:16:13,234
Good shit, boys.
1109
01:16:19,609 --> 01:16:23,144
- Yeah, I love this song!
- What...
1110
01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,616
- Hi.
1111
01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:40,261
I'm not gonna tell anybody!
1112
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:42,830
Tommy! Brady!
1113
01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,034
- My beaner brethren would kill
1114
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:50,838
to see this fuckin'
role-reversal, huh?
1115
01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:56,777
- I'm sorry, man.
1116
01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,713
I can't believe this.
1117
01:16:58,715 --> 01:17:00,881
I had it planned perfectly.
1118
01:17:00,883 --> 01:17:02,950
As Lucia was coming out
of the shower,
1119
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:05,052
she was gonna tell you
about the prank.
1120
01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:08,422
She was even planning
on you kicking her ass, y'know?
1121
01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:10,057
She's good like that.
1122
01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:12,259
It's the gun.
The fucking gun.
1123
01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:14,829
It was not supposed
to be loaded.
1124
01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:18,799
It was the chicken gun
that fuckin' Katie used.
1125
01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:22,303
Just don't worry about it,
okay? It'll work out.
1126
01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:24,705
- Thanks. That's really,
really assuring, man.
1127
01:17:24,707 --> 01:17:28,309
Because I only
just fucking killed a girl!
1128
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:35,516
What the fuck is that?
1129
01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:37,585
- Well, guys,
1130
01:17:37,587 --> 01:17:40,221
that is the rocket.
1131
01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:50,631
- This is so fucked up.
1132
01:17:50,633 --> 01:17:53,067
This is so fucked up.
1133
01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:02,243
What the hell is this?
What the fuck is this?
1134
01:18:13,822 --> 01:18:15,356
- What the fuck's the goat for?
- What is this?
1135
01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:17,825
- Texican, tell us
what the fuck's going on?
1136
01:18:17,827 --> 01:18:19,927
- What the hell is this, man?
1137
01:18:38,313 --> 01:18:40,214
- Es bueno, boss.
1138
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,783
- What the hell you gonna do?
- Slingshot her over the wall?!
1139
01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:45,953
- Sí.
- Are you fuckin' crazy?
1140
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:48,255
- Your gringo friend here
1141
01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:50,424
is the one who shot
that puto whore, huh?
1142
01:18:50,426 --> 01:18:54,929
- So don't get mad at me!
- Okay, enough of your shit.
1143
01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:56,997
- Look, we leave this girl here,
1144
01:18:56,999 --> 01:19:00,668
the vultures are liable
to get her.
1145
01:19:00,670 --> 01:19:02,169
But this area is patrolled.
1146
01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:04,438
So if the Federales
find this girl,
1147
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:07,575
there's a slight chance
it could get back to you.
1148
01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:10,711
Mexicans care more
about a dead American girl
1149
01:19:10,713 --> 01:19:15,449
than the Americans give a shit
about a dead Mexican girl.
1150
01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:17,785
So we shoot her over the fence,
1151
01:19:17,787 --> 01:19:22,089
U.S. border patrol finds her,
they think another dead beaner.
1152
01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:25,726
They don't give a shit.
It's a good plan.
1153
01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:28,028
- That's a fucking good plan?
1154
01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:30,164
Jesus fucking Christ.
1155
01:19:33,034 --> 01:19:35,536
We gonna say something at least,
first?
1156
01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:38,506
- Have at it, boys.
1157
01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:40,708
- It's okay, all right...
1158
01:19:40,710 --> 01:19:43,010
I'll say something.
1159
01:19:45,247 --> 01:19:48,082
Lord, uh...
1160
01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:50,718
Forgive this girl for
1161
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:53,220
the path she chose.
1162
01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:57,024
Forgive her for
the line of work she got into,
1163
01:19:57,026 --> 01:20:01,195
and for what she did
to Brady and myself.
1164
01:20:02,397 --> 01:20:04,331
But, you know,
1165
01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:07,802
uh, deep down, um,
1166
01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:09,970
you know, fuck her, man.
1167
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,105
- Hey, man!
1168
01:20:11,107 --> 01:20:14,942
What are we gonna do about
Katie?
1169
01:20:14,944 --> 01:20:16,811
- What about her?
- What about her?
1170
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,513
She's in the back
of a fucking truck.
1171
01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,348
We're gonna let her go, right?
1172
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:23,584
- Well... unfortunately,
1173
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:26,287
sometimes with jobs,
1174
01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:28,189
there's gonna be
collateral damage.
1175
01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:31,058
Now, this girl, she knows
everything about you guys.
1176
01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:34,562
- Wha...?
- I'm sorry, Mr. Brady.
1177
01:20:35,597 --> 01:20:38,699
But you,
1178
01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:41,535
you're gonna
have to kill her too.
1179
01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:43,137
- No.
1180
01:20:43,139 --> 01:20:46,240
No. Fuck you. No.
1181
01:20:46,242 --> 01:20:49,677
Katie, listen to me.
They wanna kill you.
1182
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:52,112
- No!
- I don't have a choice.
1183
01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:54,782
But I know that you know
that this was an accident.
1184
01:20:54,784 --> 01:20:56,483
I didn't want
any of this to happen!
1185
01:20:56,485 --> 01:20:59,753
And I'm sorry, okay?
I'm so fucking sorry.
1186
01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:03,624
- Brady? Brady, I promise...
- I don't care about Lucia, okay?
1187
01:21:03,626 --> 01:21:07,161
- Tommy paid us and everything went wrong!
- Yeah.
1188
01:21:07,163 --> 01:21:08,429
- I know
you didn't wanna shoot her!
1189
01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:11,198
- Fuck!
1190
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,768
- I'm sorry!
- What the fuck?!
1191
01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:16,637
- I'm sorry, okay?!
- I'm sorry, dude!
1192
01:21:16,639 --> 01:21:18,072
I couldn't fucking chance it!
1193
01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:19,907
It's all my fault
and I couldn't!
1194
01:21:19,909 --> 01:21:22,877
- I couldn't chance it, dude!
- What's the matter with you?!
1195
01:21:22,879 --> 01:21:24,778
- Now we're even!
- She was innocent!
1196
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,146
She was part of your prank!
1197
01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:28,282
- You shot a girl too!
- Oh, my god!
1198
01:21:28,284 --> 01:21:30,451
- I couldn't live with the fact
this was all my fucking fault!
1199
01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:33,320
- Jesus, Tommy! Fuck!
- Now we're even!
1200
01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:36,557
Even conscience, okay?
I'm sorry.
1201
01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:39,994
I wanted you to have a birthday
to remember, man.
1202
01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:42,630
Just not like this.
1203
01:21:58,613 --> 01:22:00,648
- I'm so sorry.
1204
01:22:03,218 --> 01:22:05,486
Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
1205
01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:10,324
I'm so sorry.
1206
01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:14,528
Oh, jeez.
1207
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,667
Tommy!
1208
01:22:19,669 --> 01:22:23,537
Tommy! Guys! Tommy! Guys!
1209
01:22:23,539 --> 01:22:26,373
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, god, please.
1210
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:29,076
- I didn't want
any of this to happen.
1211
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,113
- Jeez.
- Oh, god.
1212
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:35,215
You're just a fucking soulless
movie producer.
1213
01:22:35,217 --> 01:22:37,584
- Tommy!
- Oh, god, please.
1214
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,353
- Oh, god, I'm sorry.
1215
01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:42,456
- You know what?
- I have one last question.
1216
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,758
- Ever seen one of these?
1217
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,760
- Jesus Christ!
1218
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:02,643
- Happy birthday, buddy!
1219
01:23:02,645 --> 01:23:04,378
Ha-ha! Oh, come on!
1220
01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:07,648
You couldn't figure it out?
1221
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:10,517
They really did anything to you.
Think about it.
1222
01:23:10,519 --> 01:23:13,454
The needle in the toe.
I mean, the phone rings,
1223
01:23:13,456 --> 01:23:16,590
and then the fake news footage
and El gato Enfermo.
1224
01:23:16,592 --> 01:23:18,559
That guy's a fucking famous
Mexican soap actor.
1225
01:23:18,561 --> 01:23:20,928
- This was a prank, Tommy?
- All of it?
1226
01:23:20,930 --> 01:23:25,032
Lucia? You, too? Jesus!
1227
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,835
You set this all up?!
1228
01:23:27,837 --> 01:23:29,937
- Funny you should ask,
1229
01:23:29,939 --> 01:23:32,406
'cause I've got the most amazing
fucking story you've ever heard.
1230
01:23:32,408 --> 01:23:34,341
"Batshit," tale to
the heart of darkness,
1231
01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:37,177
classic black-hat villain,
twists, turns, danger, drugs.
1232
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:39,747
Unexpected love.
1233
01:23:39,749 --> 01:23:41,315
- Even Janie?
1234
01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:44,251
- Um... no, uh...
1235
01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:47,121
That... that was real,
unfortunately.
1236
01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:49,656
But the rest, yes!
1237
01:23:49,658 --> 01:23:50,691
"I love movies.
1238
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:53,160
Do you think
if women ruled the world,
1239
01:23:53,162 --> 01:23:56,063
the big buildings
would be tunnels in the ground?"
1240
01:23:56,065 --> 01:23:57,698
Happy birthday.
1241
01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:01,135
Come on, it was fucking
brilliant.
1242
01:24:01,137 --> 01:24:03,237
Brilliant.
1243
01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:26,627
- Okay, gringo,
1244
01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:28,328
that is a wrap.
1245
01:24:29,764 --> 01:24:32,166
- Yes, it is.
- "Page 92.
1246
01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:33,834
Brady pleads with Katie
to save her life.
1247
01:24:33,836 --> 01:24:35,836
Tommy shoots three blanks,
killing her."
1248
01:24:35,838 --> 01:24:37,504
Are you shitting me with this?
1249
01:24:37,506 --> 01:24:39,740
- Thank you guys so much.
- That was a good one.
1250
01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:42,342
- You guys were great.
- It was a hefty bill.
1251
01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:44,278
We convincing enough for ya?
1252
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:47,181
- I'd say. You had your balls
in a tranny's mouth.
1253
01:24:49,085 --> 01:24:51,318
- All-inclusive.
1254
01:24:58,827 --> 01:25:01,795
- Hi.
- Hi.
1255
01:25:04,532 --> 01:25:06,667
So this is it.
1256
01:25:07,569 --> 01:25:11,238
- I'd be crazy to see you again.
1257
01:25:12,407 --> 01:25:15,109
You know that, right?
1258
01:25:15,111 --> 01:25:17,177
- Yeah.
1259
01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:28,655
- But I will.
1260
01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:31,558
- Oh, my god, that's so awkward.
1261
01:25:34,195 --> 01:25:36,530
- Happy birthday.
1262
01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:52,379
- Okay, boys, rock'n'roll.
1263
01:25:54,415 --> 01:25:56,583
- Gotta hand it to you, man.
1264
01:25:56,585 --> 01:26:00,420
This is the most fucked-up,
brilliant birthday present
1265
01:26:00,422 --> 01:26:02,556
I've ever gotten.
1266
01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:06,894
Your birthday's in August,
right?
1267
01:26:23,945 --> 01:26:27,948
"She told me she had a boyfriend
the morning after?"
1268
01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:31,885
Hear the fan?
1269
01:26:31,887 --> 01:26:33,654
- Cut.
1270
01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:36,723
- He was eating his gato.
1271
01:26:36,725 --> 01:26:38,025
- What?
1272
01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:40,928
- I love you.
1273
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,264
- Cut.
1274
01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:48,669
- Is there, like,
any chance I'm there?
1275
01:26:48,671 --> 01:26:51,338
- It's a little...
- There you go.
1276
01:26:52,942 --> 01:26:54,675
- His hat!
1277
01:26:54,677 --> 01:26:57,344
Oh, my god.
1278
01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:04,918
- Ooh... boy bands.
1279
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:07,521
One direction.
1280
01:27:07,523 --> 01:27:09,890
I'd fuck that one guy.
1281
01:27:18,866 --> 01:27:20,968
- Ay caramba.
1282
01:27:23,371 --> 01:27:25,372
- Okay, well,
it's not just your party,
1283
01:27:25,374 --> 01:27:26,840
it's your birthday,
but shit, fuck.
1284
01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:30,210
We wanna all hang out
and have a good time too.
1285
01:27:30,212 --> 01:27:31,712
Fuckin' motherfucker.
1286
01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:37,718
- Well, this is the end,
Corsini. No. Kwasini.
1287
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:40,954
Cro-croissant.
This is the end, croissant.
1288
01:27:40,956 --> 01:27:45,125
L'addition, s'il vous plaît!
All right, here we go.
1289
01:28:07,115 --> 01:28:10,517
- So, man, what you been up to?
- You still writin' songs?
1290
01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:12,586
- Uh, well, no, actually.
1291
01:28:12,588 --> 01:28:15,756
You see, all the great songs
have already been written
1292
01:28:15,758 --> 01:28:18,392
by guys with wigs and stuff.
1293
01:28:18,394 --> 01:28:20,594
- So what brings you
to Mexicali?
1294
01:28:20,596 --> 01:28:22,663
You just tryin' to get away?
1295
01:28:22,665 --> 01:28:26,700
- We're actually talkin' about
movin' back to Montana soon.
1296
01:28:26,702 --> 01:28:31,538
Gonna be a dental-floss tycoon.
Right, man?