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[wistful piano theme plays]
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[wistful theme continues, orchestral]
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TRANSGENDER DIES AT CORONATION!
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[in Taglish]
There you go. The makeup is done.
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[in Taglish]
I must say, you have a different aura now.
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[in Taglish] You look so fresh
and your skin is glowing!
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-This is still me.
-Of course.
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[in Taglish]
Oh my. I have too much blush on.
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[in Taglish] What are you doing?
You need that. Vitamin B for blush.
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You're so pale. That gives you some color.
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My eyebrows are too thick.
They looked better before.
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Don't be silly. They look fine.
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My bra is too tight.
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-My breasts are so heavy.
-Give them to me.
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You wanted big breasts, remember?
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[in Taglish] Why so fussy?
Are you menstruating?
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-Aren't you supposed to be dead?
-Ouch.
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-So what if I'm dead?
-Nothing.
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So Heaven let you in looking like that?
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[in English]
Secret.
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When I die,
I don't want to end up in hell.
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[in Taglish]
You are so emo nowadays!
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[in Taglish]
Since I died, you've been so emotional.
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What's the matter with you?
Go and get dressed.
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[in Taglish]
We are going to be late for the pageant.
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[in Taglish]
Smile! What's your problem? Being gay?
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I don't like the way I look.
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What?
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[mutters]
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That gay is crazy... Oh my!
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[crying] My goodness!
Why do you look like that?
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You look like a lesbian selling milk.
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Goodness, Barbs. What happened?
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[in Taglish] I am not Barbs. My name
is Bobby. I'm a man. I'm straight.
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Wow.
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Really?
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You have boobs!
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You're gay.
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-So I'm gay, huh?
-Yes.
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[Trisha screams]
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[rooster crows]
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[sad piano music]
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[in Taglish]
Trish, I still can't get over losing you.
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Why did God take you during the pageant?
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[in Swardspeak] Did you have to die
the moment you were crowned?
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I miss you so much, my best friend.
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-[Princess] Barbshie!
-What?
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Let's go, Barbshie! It's my time to shine!
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It's too early in the morning
for all this noise!
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[in Taglish]
It's time! I'm ready for my treening.
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[in Taglish]
What "treening"? It's "training"?
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How will you get past the Q&A?
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Let's go! Let's do this.
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Go ahead. I'll just freshen up.
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-Don't take too long.
-OK.
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[in Taglish]
Mother of All Gays, pray for me.
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[in Swardspeak]
Idiot! Get out of here!
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-See you downstairs?
-Yes.
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[Barbs in Taglish]
Let's begin the practice.
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[in Taglish]
Whoever gives the best introduction
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to these countries
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[in Taglish]
will be declared the winner.
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-[in English] Are you ready, girls?
-[girls in English] Ready!
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[whistles]
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[in Taglish]
I feel. You feel. We feel. Feel-ippines!
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[in English]
Very good.
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[whistles]
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Hungry, dizzy, lost Malay-sia!
(consciousness)
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[whistles]
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You keep talking
but no one's asking you! Nepal!
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[whistles]
What? I can't agree to that! Nor-way!
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[whistles] ♪ One little, two little,
three little India! ♪
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[both whistle]
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Since you both whistled,
you both should answer.
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[in English]
Good luck!
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[in English] Seventy-seven, seventy-eight,
seventy-nine, Haiti!
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Let go of him, he's mine.
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I don't want a ka-Haiti!
(someone to share with)
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The following program is rated Fiji!
(Parental Guidance)
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Eat slowly.
Don't act like you're starving.
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Don't be Fiji.
(PG: starving and desperate)
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Stop it. I'm very tired.
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I've lost my Ghana! (enthusiasm).
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[laughs]
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[Barbs in English]
Pick a question.
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[in English]
If you were to choose,
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[in English] do you want to be
beautiful but not so smart,
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[in English]
or smart but not so beautiful?
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-[in English] Yes.
-Yes what?
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[in English] Yes...
Can you change the question, please?
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[in Taglish]
Princess, just pick. Beauty or brains?
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[in English]
Duh! Beauty.
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-[in English] Why beauty?
-[in English] Why not? And I thank you.
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[in English]
OK. Contestant number two.
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[in English]
Are you in favor of death penalty?
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[groans]
Move!
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[in English] I am not in favor
of death penalty because I believe
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[in English] that everyone has
the capacity to change for the better.
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[in English]
Everyone! And I mean everyone...
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[in English] deserves unlimited chances
to become a better human being,
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[in English]
because in the end, only God can judge us.
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-[in English] Thank you.
-[in English] Very good answer!
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Gays? Hey!
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Are you just going to chitchat all day?
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Barbs! Kennie!
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You're always talking about the pageant!
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[in Taglish] There is work to do
downstairs. You have corpses to make over!
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Yes, Mama Flora!
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Go home, Princess. Practice some more.
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[in Taglish] I got all my titles
because I trained a lot.
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What sort of questions are those?
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[Kennie]
Pick one.
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How many toilets are there
in the entire Philippines?
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Is that serious? You have to count
all the toilets in the country?
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What a difficult question.
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[in Taglish]
Listen, everyone. Watch and learn.
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[giggling]
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A beautiful question
should be given a beautiful answer
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by an incredibly beautiful candidate
such as myself.
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How many toilets are there
in the Philippines?
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[in Taglish]
I believe there are three.
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[in Taglish] One for men, one for women
and one for persons with disability.
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[in English]
I thank you.
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[cheering]
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You are a winner, Mama Flora.
You are a legend.
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-You are a living monument.
-Oh, stop it.
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You should be taking care of
the Santacruzan parade.
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-It's fast approaching.
-I'm excited about that, mother!
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Now, stop this nonsense
or I'll yank your pubes!
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Let's go, the dead are waiting!
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-Yes. Come on.
-[Mama Flora] Follow me.
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Come on. Hurry.
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[woman]
I know Barbs.
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[in Taglish] She was the makeup artist
of her best friend, Trisha?
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I saw you on the news.
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[Barbs]
Thanks. What can we do for you?
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[woman]
What about Angelina Jolie? How much?
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-To look like Angelina, it's Php 7,000
-That's expensive.
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It's Angelina Jolie!
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We can do Katy Perry for Php 5,000.
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Taylor Swift for Php 5,000.
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Mariah Carey for Php 5,000.
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Still quite expensive.
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Kim Kardashian for Php 3,500.
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-Kim...?
-Yes.
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[in Taglish] How about Kim Delos Santos
for only Php 350?
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Let's not go local.
My child would prefer Hollywood.
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-[in Taglish] She's choosy.
-How much is your budget?
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-[in English] Five hundred pesos.
-What?
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[in Taglish]
My goodness! Five hundred?
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[in Taglish]
Barbs, do you have a 500-peso look?
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[Kennie snickers]
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[in Taglish]
Consider it an act of charity.
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[in English]
Share your blessings.
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[in Taglish]
We don't accept proposals like that.
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We are a business.
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[screams theatrically]
My child!
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-[Kennie] She's already dead.
-My child!
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Did your daughter like Lady Gaga?
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-[happily] Oh, yes!
-Barbs!
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Immediately.
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I can do that for free.
Just pay for the funeral services.
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-[in Taglish] I'll take care of her look.
-No!
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[in English]
Business is business!
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It's OK. Just deduct it from my salary.
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-Suit yourself!
-Don't you feel sorry for her?
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[in Taglish] Let's take a look
so we can start the makeover.
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You're heaven-sent, Barbs!
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[in Taglish]
Here we go. Viewing...
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-[all scream]
-Goodness!
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Why does she look like that?
Why is her mouth twisted?
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[in Taglish] Sorry about that.
She was pooping when she had a stroke.
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[in Taglish]
Barbs? This is going to take too long.
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The parade is tomorrow.
We need to prepare,
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-dress up, put on makeup...
-[shushes]
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It's Lady Gaga, right? I got this.
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[pop music playing]
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Are you sure this is Lady Gaga?
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[in English] Yes, Mommy. That's Lady Gaga
circa 2009 VMA MTV Awards.
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My child, I hope you are very happy.
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[in Taglish]
They did a great job transforming you.
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-[Barbs in English] Thank you.
-[Flora] Barbs! Where are my red curtains?
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[softly] Oh, hush!
Your curtains don't cost much.
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[softly]
It wasn't a big loss.
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[hushed] What do you mean?
What did you do? What is that?
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[loudly]
It looks like a huge menstrual flow.
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[in English]
Mother!
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I mean, your daughter is one huge,
very beautiful menstrual flow,
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-and you are her sanitary napkin.
-Idiot. [laughing]
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The participants of the parade are here.
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-[clapping]
-[procession music plays]
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-Where's your escort?
-Gregory isn't here?
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It's up to you. We need to start soon.
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[in Taglish] Gregory, where are you?
The parade is about to start.
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What? But you promised.
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Please, Gregory!
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No queen has ever walked alone.
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Gregory! Hello?
The connection is breaking up. Gregory!
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[sobbing]
Gregory.
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You don't need an escort to be a queen.
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Don't cry!
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Your makeup will go to waste.
It's a shame, you're so pretty.
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Your boyfriend is a jerk.
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[in Swardspeak] I told you if I were
straight, I'd get you pregnant.
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Really now?
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00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,676
I told you,
there are plenty of men out there.
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[in Taglish]
You can have my partner.
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-Or mine. There he is.
-[shushes]
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Girls, I'm fine.
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I am not going to let Gregory ruin
the queen's last walk.
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-"Last"?
-"Last"?
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[in Taglish] Yes, next year,
it will be your turn, Princess.
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-Really?
-Yes. It's your turn.
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I hope this inspires you
to win those pageants.
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[in English]
Yes, Barbshie!
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[in English] So, girls, let's feel
the moment. Let's enjoy the moment.
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[in Taglish] I have a feeling
that this night is gonna be our night.
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[upbeat dance music]
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[thunder rumbling]
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-Isn't it summer?
-Yes.
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-Never mind.
-[in English] Anyway.
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[laughing]
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[man]
Return to the righteous path.
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[Flora]
We're just waiting for the band.
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[man]
Return to the righteous path.
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Return to the righteous path.
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00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,126
Return to the righteous path.
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00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,715
-Return to the righteous path.
-What is this?
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It's not too late.
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[thunder rumbling]
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[hopeful music]
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00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,306
[man]
Return to the righteous path.
233
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,603
Return to the righteous path.
It's not too late.
234
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,355
[in Swardspeak]
What's this? You're ugly.
235
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,028
[man]
Return to the righteous path.
236
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,366
-Barbs, let's switch places!
-Why?
237
00:17:56,617 --> 00:18:00,204
As if you haven't been eyeing each other!
238
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,915
I'm giving him to you as a gift.
239
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,250
Use him to get back at your boyfriend.
240
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,836
-Break up with him.
-I don't want to.
241
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,005
My hymen still wants Gregory.
242
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,007
[in Taglish]
Are you sure?
243
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,634
Don't force me.
244
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:14,676
OK.
245
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,264
-Hi!
-Hi!
246
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,350
-I'm Barbs.
-I'm Tom.
247
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:27,606
People, the procession is about to start.
Let's begin.
248
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,650
[marching band music playing]
249
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,987
-[lightning crashes]
-[people screaming]
250
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,823
Princess!
251
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,325
[Barbs] I should have been the one
the lightning struck.
252
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,745
If Princess hadn't switched with me,
253
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,332
I would have been the one who'd died.
254
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,377
[clicks teeth]
Come on.
255
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:52,965
Just thank the Lord
for giving us another chance.
256
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:59,138
I wish it were me.
I wish it were me again.
257
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,724
-Don't say that.
-[Barbs sniffs]
258
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,061
[somber music playing]
259
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:10,732
-What look do you want for her?
-I'll do her makeup.
260
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,402
What's your plan?
261
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,825
Perhaps Beyoncé. Or maybe Rihanna?
262
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:24,621
Why not Whitney or Chaka Khan?
Or Tina Turner?
263
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,207
Just because she got burnt,
she has to be a black person?
264
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,584
Don't be racist!
265
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,305
[Barbs sniffles]
I'm going to make you beautiful, Princess.
266
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,521
-Done.
-Let's take a look.
267
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,653
[Flora] Who's that?
And why is there a broom on her face?
268
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,989
That's Sia.
269
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:05,829
Oh, Sia Pusit. What about Sia Quizon?
270
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,583
The daughter of Zsa Zsa?
271
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,502
That's not her. Sia Alonzo Wurtzbach?
272
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:16,089
That's Pia. This is Sia, Sia!
273
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,593
She's the one who sang "Chandelier".
274
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,762
[in English]
♪ Chandelier ♪
275
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:26,767
-Oh, right!
-[Kennie] Oh, right!
276
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,977
You'll be spooked
when she suddenly opens her eyes.
277
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,690
-Barbs?
-Huh?
278
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,780
Barbs. Come on.
279
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,075
-Talk to me. Barbs, please.
-What?
280
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,119
My wife was guarding me
like a hawk last night.
281
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,540
Greg, you have to choose.
Who do you love, me or her?
282
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,000
[Greg sighs]
283
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,755
-I love both of you equally.
-Go back to your wife.
284
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,548
Barbs...
285
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:12,437
Wait. Greg, wait! Stop.
286
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,147
-Barbs.
-This isn't right.
287
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:18,360
-Barbs don't do this. I love you, Barbs.
-You have to choose.
288
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,736
I give up. We are over.
289
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,701
-[Barbs] What are you doing?
-You son of a bitch!
290
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,369
Stop it.
291
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,788
No one breaks up with me!
292
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,665
-[grunts]
-[Barbs groans]
293
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,418
-[Greg] Now what?
-Stop it!
294
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,420
-[grunts]
-[Flora] What's that?
295
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,257
[indistinct yelling]
296
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,971
-You beast!
-You better leave!
297
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,642
Leave now.
You've got a lot of nerve, troublemaker!
298
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,312
[Barbs panting]
299
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,022
Hey!
300
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,565
-Barbs!
-Barbs!
301
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,943
I don't want this anymore!
[clattering]
302
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,987
[Kennie]
Barbs, stop it.
303
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,074
-Barbs, that's enough.
-Barbs...
304
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,286
I am not Barbs. I'm a man!
305
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,871
[clattering]
306
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,332
What are you saying, Barbs?
307
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:18,795
-Barbs...
-Barbs, what are you doing?
308
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,255
[Flora and Kennie scream]
309
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,717
[crying]
I'm so tired!
310
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:31,099
I'm not Barbs anymore! Barbs is gone.
311
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,896
Hello, Bobby.
312
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,443
[wistful music playing]
313
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,095
Dang it!
314
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:17,437
[woman 2]
He was always trying to be like me...
315
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:21,608
[sobbing]
...until he became gay.
316
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:27,197
But he didn't want that,
and neither did I.
317
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,282
That's why we're here.
318
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:34,663
I am Felix B. Ayag, a real man.
319
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,374
My name is Deacon.
320
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,669
[in Taglish]
I had a girlfriend.
321
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,171
-[laughing and clapping]
-[man] Amen.
322
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,382
But...
[inhales manfully]
323
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:47,926
...I was unfaithful.
324
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:56,143
One night, I got drunk and ended up
sleeping with my male best friend.
325
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,355
I was formerly known as Barbs Cordero.
326
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:05,652
I changed my body into that of a woman.
I even had breast implants.
327
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:11,950
I really felt that I was born a woman.
328
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,870
Perhaps I was wrong,
329
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:19,583
because eventually my gay friends
died one by one.
330
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,545
[chuckles]
My name is...
331
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,422
[in feminine voice] Bobby Cor...
[coughs]
332
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,259
[in deeper voice]
Sorry. Phlegm. Bobby Cordero.
333
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:32,345
[loud clapping]
334
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,181
And, Bobby,
335
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,520
the Lord God is giving you a chance
336
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:44,357
to right... your wrongs.
337
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,819
You are lucky!
338
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:53,366
Very lucky indeed, because not everyone
gets a second chance.
339
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,784
[clapping]
340
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,120
[in English] Welcome!
[laughing]
341
00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:02,584
[in English]
Welcome to the Way of Light community
342
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:08,882
where we embrace everyone
who wants to change.
343
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:17,557
[in English] Step into the light
and see the diamond in the sky.
344
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,351
[laughing and clapping]
345
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:30,153
How will you choose what is right?
346
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,989
How will you choose to be straight?
347
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:37,160
Pray. Just pray.
348
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:41,915
You have to pray. Yes, what is it?
349
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,542
What prayer should I say?
This is so difficult.
350
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,587
I always pray
and I go to church regularly.
351
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,506
I wasn't done talking.
352
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,928
[in Taglish] Of course,
in making a decision or a choice,
353
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,014
those things can be learned.
354
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,307
[in English]
It can be learned.
355
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,561
[in English] You just have to choose
to do the right thing.
356
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,566
Here at Way of Light, you will go
357
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,319
through different processes
in your quest for change.
358
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:16,992
[in Taglish]
Oh, yes! We will change you...
359
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:20,328
[in Taglish]
We will change you in spirit,
360
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:25,208
[in English]
spiritually, physically...
361
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,128
[in English]
mentally...
362
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:31,172
[in English]
and more importantly...
363
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,466
[panting]
364
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,468
[in English]
...sexually.
365
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,304
[whistles]
366
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,515
I am Brother Sonny.
367
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:45,895
Bobby. Here are the balls that you lost.
368
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,983
You have to get your balls back.
369
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,319
You have to man up
370
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:57,490
in order to reach and scale that wall
371
00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:01,911
which is blocking the way to your balls.
372
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,664
-Go!
-[shrill whistle]
373
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,499
-[Bobby screams shrilly]
-Get your balls!
374
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:10,503
Get your balls, Bobby.
375
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,213
[indistinct shouting]
376
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:16,176
Bobby, your balls. Get your balls!
377
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:20,805
Fight it. Don't give up, Bobby.
378
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,810
[in Taglish] Go to the other side.
Cross the wall that's blocking your way.
379
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:31,274
-Bobby!
-Yes!
380
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,402
[in feminine voice]
Yes! My balls.
381
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,031
[in deep voice]
I got my balls.
382
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,075
[clapping]
383
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,244
[peaceful music]
384
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,757
[Sonny]
In front of you is a television.
385
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,928
Just stare intently
at the rotating images.
386
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:05,725
The only sound you'll hear is my voice.
387
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:09,896
Listen, find out where it will lead you.
388
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:16,444
[in Taglish]
In the end, you will see the trigger
389
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,155
that made you gay.
390
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,825
Bobby Cordero.
391
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:26,955
You are a real man.
392
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,878
You will forget your past.
393
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:38,258
You will forget your sins
394
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:42,095
because God is calling you.
395
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,186
Let's discuss your trauma.
396
00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:58,570
What event in your life
made you decide to become gay?
397
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,076
Feel...
398
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:10,540
your suffering.
399
00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:17,589
The pain that you are experiencing now...
400
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:22,844
you can never go through this again.
401
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,641
[heavy breathing]
402
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:34,981
-[in English] Now...
-Trisha.
403
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,692
Princess!
404
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:41,112
-Are you sure?
-[in English] Yes, Doc.
405
00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:46,493
[Sonny in English]
Come into the light...
406
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:53,917
[in English]
and shine like a diamond in the sky.
407
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,128
[somber music]
408
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,340
[clicks fingers]
409
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:04,594
[narrating]
I felt something extraordinary inside.
410
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,350
[erotic music playing]
411
00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:12,185
[man laughs]
412
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:15,188
God is serious with his commands.
413
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:22,654
If you can sleep with a woman,
then you are a real man.
414
00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:27,408
[in Taglish]
What are you waiting for? Enjoy!
415
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:31,246
[in Taglish] Go forth and do it.
I'll be watching, OK?
416
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:34,165
[erotic music keeps playing]
417
00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,195
I'll just use the comfort room.
418
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,662
[tense music]
419
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:27,760
If you can sleep with a woman
then you are a real man.
420
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:31,055
...you are a real man.
421
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:35,560
[erotic music playing]
422
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:45,528
[Barbs moans]
423
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,869
[yapping moaning]
424
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,968
[dance music playing]
425
00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:35,620
Pastor, may I have a word?
426
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:39,916
I don't think
your conversion therapy works.
427
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:41,960
How can you say that?
428
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:49,133
Tomorrow, come to my office
and let's try something.
429
00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,471
Remember, it will only work
if you choose to make it work.
430
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,518
-[in Taglish] Are you ready?
-[in Taglish] Ready for what?
431
00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:10,989
[Sonny clears throat]
432
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,115
[in English]
Brother?
433
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,577
What's this?
434
00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:20,915
[in English]
Resist temptation.
435
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,710
[in Taglish]
This is part of your therapy.
436
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,213
[in Taglish]
I think I can resist you.
437
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:34,679
It's not that easy. Are you insulting us?
438
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,600
-Don't. Please.
-[Sonny shushing]
439
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,562
[indistinct shouting]
440
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:47,025
Calm down.
441
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,027
I've got you, calm down.
442
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,319
[Barbs]
What are you doing?
443
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:55,324
Don't worry, this is part of your change.
444
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,993
-[Sonny shushing]
-[laughing]
445
00:33:57,076 --> 00:34:00,121
[groaning]
446
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:03,541
Please stop.
447
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,919
-[Barbs groaning]
-[Sonny shushing]
448
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,629
[laughing]
449
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,382
[sobs]
Stop it.
450
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:14,802
-[Barbs sobbing]
-[Sonny moaning]
451
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,395
[vehicle approaching]
452
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,114
Let me help you!
453
00:34:42,996 --> 00:34:43,998
Barbs?
454
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:48,878
Barbs, is that you?
455
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,880
Don't you remember me?
456
00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:53,882
It's me, Michael. Michael Angelo.
457
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,934
Barbs? Are you OK?
458
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:08,689
Is... is Trisha with you?
459
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,775
[sniffs]
460
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,653
Trisha is dead.
461
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:16,823
[sniffles]
462
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:22,078
There were nights when my conscience
wouldn't let me sleep.
463
00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,664
No matter where I looked,
464
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,253
memories of her hounded me.
465
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,214
[sniffs]
466
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:35,591
She didn't just give me my nose lift.
467
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:40,179
She lifted up my life, too.
468
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,026
[romantic music]
469
00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:03,035
Hey! No obscenity allowed.
470
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,954
But it's OK to fix your eyebrows?
471
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,166
-Hmph!
-[car revving]
472
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,755
[Michael]
I wanted to ask Trisha for forgiveness
473
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,466
but my fear got the best of me.
474
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:25,349
I told myself, "Maybe we'll see each other
again at the right time."
475
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,980
That's not going to happen
now that she's gone.
476
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:42,116
I wish I could have gone to her wake.
477
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,495
[sniffs]
478
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,958
I would have asked for forgiveness.
479
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,756
How will I make it up to her now?
480
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:03,137
At first, I thought that money
was the only thing I wanted from her.
481
00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:10,436
But I kept searching for her
in my other gay relationships.
482
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:15,274
She was different.
483
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,030
Are you OK?
484
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,033
This sauce is really hot.
485
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:25,409
[laughs]
486
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:28,746
Mister! Why do you keep cutting onions?
487
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:30,748
[in Taglish]
Are those squid rings or onion rings?
488
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,041
[chuckles]
489
00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:36,212
How are you, Barbs? Why do you...
490
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,465
Why do you look different?
491
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:46,555
Like you, I chose the straight path.
492
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,182
But it keeps getting crooked.
493
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,226
-[in Taglish] I keep making a U-turn.
-[laughs]
494
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:53,396
Oh, so that's it.
495
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,439
It doesn't suit me, right?
496
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,108
Trisha would find it repulsive.
497
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:02,446
[sighs]
If only she were here.
498
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,534
[in English]
Well...
499
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:16,043
Trisha's dead.
But Barbs is very much alive.
500
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,259
[Michael] Let me bring you home.
Where are you staying?
501
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:26,304
-My place is not that far.
-[Michael] Come with me. Let's go.
502
00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:30,558
[knocking]
503
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,187
[both scream]
504
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,065
Why do you look like that?
505
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:42,194
What did I tell you? "You'll be back."
506
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,781
Enough with all that Bobby nonsense.
507
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,241
Oh, come on.
508
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:52,330
So, what now? Are you back to being Barbs?
509
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:55,833
[in English]
New and improved.
510
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,587
[in Taglish]
Improved? Something is lacking.
511
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,048
I'm going to have that fixed.
512
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:05,718
That is, if you'll take me back
so I can start saving up.
513
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:08,179
What did I tell you before?
514
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:12,183
[both in English]
Happy Ending Funeral Homes
515
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:14,685
[both in English]
will always be your home.
516
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,774
-I miss you, Ma.
-[soft laugh]
517
00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,569
I missed you too, Barbs.
518
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,696
But the dead missed you more.
519
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:30,034
Your hands
can bring the dead back to life.
520
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,494
[laughs]
521
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:35,498
Barbs, have you checked her makeup?
522
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:37,124
Yes, I'm done with that.
523
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:43,172
-What about Arianne's?
-I'm also done with that.
524
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:48,344
-What about Selena's?
-Done.
525
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:55,059
[in Taglish] By the way, Barbs, the gowns
are ready for pick up at the boutique.
526
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:58,437
-All right. I will go there later.
-OK.
527
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,107
[knocking]
528
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,944
[in Taglish] Hello. Good morning.
I'm looking for Barbs.
529
00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,779
Barbs! Someone's looking for you.
530
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:08,239
-Hello.
-Hello. How's your day?
531
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,994
-Hi, Michael. Thank you for this.
-You're welcome.
532
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,247
[all]
Michael Angelo?
533
00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,708
[all]
We're all done with him.
534
00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:25,339
Thank you for accompanying me.
535
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,633
You can always count on me.
536
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:31,846
[Barbs sighs]
537
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,727
I didn't know you played basketball.
538
00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,605
[in Taglish] Yes, I'm playing
at the Taxi Drivers Association League
539
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,692
-the day after tomorrow.
-I hope you play a good game.
540
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:49,738
[in Taglish] You bet.
I can shoot three-points in the dark.
541
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,493
Why are you still holding that?
Let me take that.
542
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,703
[in English]
Thank you.
543
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,380
-Barbs?
-Yes, what it is?
544
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:10,092
I didn't know you worked with
Arianne and Selena.
545
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:12,636
Yes, but I just met them.
546
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:17,308
Mama Flora hired new people
because of her growing clientele.
547
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:23,063
-Why?
-Well...
548
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:27,276
Arianne and Selena,
549
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:31,071
they are my exes.
550
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,369
But our relationships were short-lived
because I went back to the province.
551
00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,498
Come on. That's OK.
552
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:41,999
[in English]
Past is past.
553
00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:46,545
[in Taglish] Besides, we don't have
a present, so there's no need to explain.
554
00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:48,839
Not yet.
555
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,303
[romantic music playing]
556
00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:02,413
[romantic music continues]
557
00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:14,508
[phone ringing]
558
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,593
[clears throat]
559
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:18,053
Hello?
560
00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:23,642
-What happened?
-She had another asthma attack.
561
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,604
We didn't give her enough medicines
last week.
562
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:30,774
We went to the hospital earlier.
They prescribed a lot of costly medicines.
563
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,693
-Let me see.
-How can we afford to buy those?
564
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,363
I'll find a way.
565
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,576
[sighs] I'm sorry, Barbs.
I have to go and earn some money.
566
00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:42,328
Hold on.
567
00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:49,376
Here, Michael. I have some savings left.
568
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:53,339
-No, Barbs. I can manage.
-Take it. It's OK. Come on.
569
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:56,050
It's OK. It's my way of helping you.
570
00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,218
I'm not after your money.
571
00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:01,430
I know.
572
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:05,142
Please accept it. It's for your family.
573
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:12,524
Barbs, thank you very much.
574
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,402
I'll pay you back as soon as I am able.
575
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:17,905
Thank you.
576
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:22,910
[Michael]
Barbs?
577
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,161
[knocking]
578
00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:25,579
[Michael]
Barbs? Hi.
579
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:31,085
Michael Angelo, quit being a pest.
Barbs isn't here.
580
00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:36,465
She went to her aunt's place in Cebu.
We don't know when she will be back.
581
00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:39,593
[in Taglish]
Is there anything we can do for you?
582
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,970
Does she have any other number I can call?
I can't reach her.
583
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,140
[Selena] None.
We haven't spoken to her either.
584
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,059
Mama Flora's also trying to find her.
585
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,646
[in Taglish] Ah! Speaking of Mama Flora.
We've got a lot of work to do.
586
00:44:50,729 --> 00:44:52,564
-Wait a minute.
-Go ahead.
587
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,733
-Take care!
-Bye-bye!
588
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:56,735
[in Taglish]
It was nice seeing you. Bye-bye!
589
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:02,282
[sighs]
590
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,743
You're something else.
591
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,955
He's the one who borrowed money,
and yet you're the one hiding.
592
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:10,958
-What now?
-He's married!
593
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,961
Even though you knew Michael Angelo
and I had a past, you still accepted it.
594
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,421
-What makes this different?
-[in English] True.
595
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:16,755
[in English]
Well, past is past.
596
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,424
But his wife is still his wife.
597
00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:19,633
[in English]
So present is present.
598
00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:22,344
Just be frank.
Tell him it's over. The end!
599
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,723
-Right?
-You're scared, aren't you?
600
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:28,976
Scared of what?
601
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:32,938
When you see him, you might give in.
602
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:36,525
No, I won't.
603
00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:38,026
-[in English] I'm sure.
-Really?
604
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,363
[in Taglish] I'm going to buy some stuff
for the new batch of corpses. Excuse me.
605
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,700
-Hey, be careful.
-Be careful out there.
606
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,626
Barbs?
607
00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:02,801
Barbs!
608
00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:04,595
[honking]
609
00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:13,187
Michael, how are you? I didn't notice you.
610
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:15,272
When did you get back from Cebu?
611
00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:17,983
[in Taglish]
Just now. I went right back to work.
612
00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:21,320
[in Taglish] Why didn't you call me?
I could have picked you up.
613
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:24,448
[in Taglish]
Well, we're trying to cut costs.
614
00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:27,451
Mama Flora told me to ride a jeep.
615
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:31,246
You wouldn't have to pay me.
616
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:33,624
[in Taglish]
Next time I'll ask you for a ride.
617
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,211
Wait a minute.
618
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,713
[in Taglish] Hey, how come you didn't get
in touch with me?
619
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,258
-Are you avoiding me?
-What?
620
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,638
Why would I do that?
I'm not avoiding you. Don't be silly.
621
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:49,848
Come with me then.
622
00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:53,435
It's my daughter's birthday.
We're having a small gathering.
623
00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:58,273
[in Taglish]
Michael, I have to finish so many...
624
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:01,276
Come on, this is my way
of saying thank you.
625
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,530
OK, but let me go back
to the funeral home first.
626
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:07,241
-Then...
-No. Give me that.
627
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:11,745
You might suddenly leave for Cebu again.
Get inside.
628
00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:15,499
[in Taglish] We're going to
my child's birthday. Let's go!
629
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:25,842
How is your daughter?
630
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:29,054
She's OK. No more asthma attacks.
631
00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:33,850
By the way, here's the money I owe you.
632
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:36,895
Oh, no, keep it.
633
00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:42,651
[in Taglish] Pay me next time.
There might be another emergency.
634
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:48,031
Thank you.
635
00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:51,743
Come, let's eat.
636
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:55,205
Sorry, this is all that we have.
637
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,707
This is fine.
638
00:47:56,790 --> 00:48:00,919
[chuckles]
Thank you for the money.
639
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:05,841
-It really helped us, and Nica.
-Don't mention it.
640
00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:10,304
If we could have her baptized again,
you'd be her godfather.
641
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,847
[chuckles]
Godmother.
642
00:48:15,767 --> 00:48:18,478
Here, take this. I haven't touched it.
643
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,023
No, that's yours.
644
00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:25,152
[in Taglish] That's OK. I'm not selfish.
I know how to share.
645
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,446
Come on, let's eat.
646
00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:33,493
Barbs, please don't avoid me.
647
00:48:35,245 --> 00:48:37,664
I want you to always be by my side.
648
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:42,753
I want to make you happy.
649
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,053
I want you to always be my passenger.
650
00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:00,020
Michael, you're married.
651
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,881
What do you want to happen?
652
00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:32,427
Whenever you're tired of your wife,
you will come to me?
653
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,640
When you're tired of using the front door,
654
00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:39,601
[in Taglish]
you'll use the back door?
655
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,857
What do you want me to be?
656
00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:50,320
The other woman? Number two?
657
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:56,243
[in Taglish]
Your mistress? Tell me.
658
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,502
Because I am going to say yes.
659
00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:10,465
[romantic music playing]
660
00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:37,033
[romantic music intensifies]
661
00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:53,925
Girls! I'm pregnant.
662
00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:56,636
[in Swardspeak]
Don't be stupid, Barbs!
663
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,098
We have eggs, but we don't have egg cells.
664
00:51:01,057 --> 00:51:03,977
[in Swardspeak] You're just jealous
because I have a boyfriend.
665
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:08,148
We're certainly not jealous!
We are just concerned.
666
00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:10,942
What's the matter with you, Barbs?
667
00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:13,403
Your first boyfriend, Greg,
used to beat you up.
668
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,947
Now you're with someone
who's already committed.
669
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:19,534
Girl, we just don't want you
to keep making the same mistakes.
670
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:20,702
Oh, Barbs.
671
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:24,623
[in Taglish]
That's OK. Love isn't right minus wrong.
672
00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:28,752
-Just keep in mind that of all the...
-[car honking]
673
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:32,297
[in Taglish]
Saved by the car horn! Bye girls.
674
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:34,841
-This girl is driving me crazy!
-Take care, you're making me nervous.
675
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:38,303
We just finished working on that.
676
00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:43,934
Barbs, why don't you adopt a child
like Trisha did?
677
00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:47,771
That way, someone can take care of you
when you grow old.
678
00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:52,275
I'm not yet ready.
I don't think I will ever be ready.
679
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:55,779
If my only reason for adopting
680
00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:59,741
is to have someone
to take care of me when I grow old
681
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:02,244
then I should just get a caregiver.
682
00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:05,789
-This is a big serving.
-The oxtail stew is delicious.
683
00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:07,707
-Help me finish this.
-OK.
684
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,209
What's your food today?
685
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,843
-[sighs]
-Angela!
686
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:22,764
-Come and eat with us.
-Come on.
687
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:25,475
-I already ordered.
-Have a seat. Join us.
688
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,894
Let's share Michael.
689
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,605
I mean, the food.
690
00:52:31,773 --> 00:52:34,317
Miss, may we have another plate, please?
691
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:40,866
She doesn't care
because I don't have a pussy.
692
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,784
-[chuckles]
-Since Angela's not jealous,
693
00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,411
he's fine with it.
694
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:49,165
[in Taglish]
He's so sweet and thoughtful.
695
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,877
[in Taglish]
You paid for that, right?
696
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,170
[in English]
Excuse me. He's a changed man.
697
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:57,215
-Oh.
-He spends for our dates,
698
00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:58,592
unlike when you were dating him.
699
00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:03,513
But not all the time.
How often does he act that way?
700
00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:07,058
[snickering]
701
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,936
You're so...
702
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:12,105
[gasps]
703
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,400
-[dramatic music playing]
-Barbs...
704
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,527
I miss you.
705
00:53:19,946 --> 00:53:21,990
I shouldn't have let you go.
706
00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:26,369
[gasps]
Wait, the balloons.
707
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,420
Will you give me another chance?
708
00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:43,511
What a fragrant flower.
709
00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:46,973
-No wonder two bees are fighting over it.
-[in English] So true.
710
00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:50,352
Let's just focus on preparing for
the pageant this Saturday.
711
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:53,855
[in Taglish] And just to be clear,
I don't love Greg anymore.
712
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,024
I already have Michael Angelo.
713
00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:58,360
When I see Greg later,
I will tell him it's over.
714
00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:01,404
I don't want him anymore. I'm very happy.
715
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,531
-[honking]
-[in English] I'm sure...
716
00:54:04,699 --> 00:54:07,911
We're short of time.
717
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,750
-You're going to avoid him?
-It's over?
718
00:54:13,833 --> 00:54:16,211
You don't love him anymore?
719
00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:20,590
It's Michael Angelo's day off
and I need a ride.
720
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,175
[shrieks]
721
00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:26,137
-Hey, what are you doing? Be careful.
-This gay.
722
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:29,933
-Look there!
-So finicky.
723
00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:34,479
Barbs,
I regret everything I've done to you.
724
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:37,899
Greg, I have forgiven you a long time ago.
725
00:54:38,566 --> 00:54:40,360
[in Taglish]
I have moved on.
726
00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,697
-I don't...
-[old woman] I'll hitch a ride.
727
00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:50,996
I know I've hurt you. But I have changed.
728
00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:53,873
One thing hasn't changed though.
729
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:56,751
I still love you.
730
00:54:57,794 --> 00:55:01,381
My goodness! Drop me off here!
731
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:06,219
[in Taglish]
What an attitude!
732
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:11,266
-Greg, I don't love you anymore.
-[loud music playing]
733
00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:15,145
-What did you say?
-I am not in love with you anymore!
734
00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:17,981
[loud music keeps playing]
735
00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:22,068
Barbs, speak louder! I can't hear you!
736
00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:25,196
Who's playing disco music
at this early hour?
737
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:31,995
Greg, I am not...
738
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:34,748
Give me a ride! I'm about to give birth!
739
00:55:38,376 --> 00:55:41,254
Head for the nearest hospital!
740
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,675
No, not there. It's expensive!
Let's just go to Juanita.
741
00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:49,596
-Please, drive faster!
-We are here now.
742
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,141
[woman crying]
743
00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:55,268
Let me help you.
744
00:55:56,311 --> 00:56:01,900
-Walk slowly.
-Juanita! I'm giving birth!
745
00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:03,568
[crying]
746
00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:07,155
-Be careful.
-I am being careful.
747
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:09,532
[pained moans]
My goodness!
748
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:12,243
[woman keeps moaning]
749
00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:20,794
[dreamy music]
750
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:23,338
[panting]
751
00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:25,173
Gregory.
752
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,801
[pained moans]
753
00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:28,968
[screams]
754
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,266
[in Taglish]
I'm sorry.
755
00:56:45,401 --> 00:56:49,572
What were you saying earlier?
You are not...
756
00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:53,993
I am not...
757
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:57,831
-What?
-...going to let you go.
758
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:02,502
-I still love you, Greg.
-Really?
759
00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,588
I love you more.
760
00:57:09,467 --> 00:57:11,845
[happy music playing]
761
00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:50,758
How was your day?
762
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:54,179
[sighs]
It was exhausting.
763
00:57:55,763 --> 00:58:00,935
But I don't mind being tired
as long as I'm with you.
764
00:58:04,939 --> 00:58:08,485
You're so pretty, Barbs. So pretty.
765
00:58:09,444 --> 00:58:12,655
You are such a sweet talker!
766
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,824
Remember, your boyfriend is a driver.
767
00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:17,118
You know how the saying goes.
768
00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:18,870
[in Taglish]
"A driver..."
769
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:23,124
"...is a sweet lover." Hmm.
770
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,085
You're such a messy eater.
771
00:58:28,963 --> 00:58:31,049
You are also making a mess.
772
00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:47,315
-How's the taste?
-Delicious!
773
00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,275
Really? Let's have one more.
774
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:52,570
[man singing rap in English]
♪ What you wanna do? ♪
775
00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:54,447
♪ What many saw in you ♪
776
00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:56,824
[romantic music playing]
777
00:58:58,993 --> 00:59:02,080
♪ Love with you, dog
When I'm trying to live ♪
778
00:59:02,163 --> 00:59:04,457
[romantic music playing]
779
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:09,504
♪ Show 'em how we do it
Let me do it, do it ♪
780
00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:12,048
[romantic music playing]
781
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:21,432
[in Taglish] Barbshie, listen to me.
Here are your options:
782
00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:27,230
[in Taglish]
Pampered mistress or battered wife?
783
00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:30,567
Gregory has changed.
He's not the same as before.
784
00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:34,612
[in Taglish] Besides, I'm not a mistress.
I have the wife's consent.
785
00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:37,865
-[in English] And the winner is?
-Do I really have to choose?
786
00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:40,618
[in Taglish] Of course! Even in pageants,
you can't share the crown.
787
00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:43,830
[in Taglish] There's a queen
and a runner-up. You're driving us crazy.
788
00:59:43,913 --> 00:59:46,708
I don't know. I love them both.
789
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:49,210
[in Taglish]
OK, I'll decide.
790
00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:55,008
Whoever arrives first to support you wins.
791
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,677
And he should be wearing a pink top.
792
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:02,181
[in Taglish] What we've all been waiting
for, the announcement of top three.
793
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:05,685
[in Taglish] You're in the top three,
Ms. Selena Lovato!
794
01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,478
[crowd cheering and applauding]
795
01:00:09,188 --> 01:00:10,815
[pageant music playing]
796
01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:17,280
[in Taglish] Sashay our way because
you also made it, Ms. Jinky Donaire!
797
01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:19,032
[crowd cheering and applauding]
798
01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:27,582
[in English] And to complete our top
three, congratulations, Ms. Barbs Cordero!
799
01:00:27,665 --> 01:00:29,292
[crowd cheering and applauding]
800
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:42,555
[in English] Ladies and gentlemen,
your top three for Miss Zoning 2018!
801
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,934
[in English]
OK, Ms. Cordero, here is your question.
802
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:51,147
[in English] What is your greatest
realization about love?
803
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:55,485
[in English] Ms. Cordero,
you have five seconds to answer.
804
01:01:01,532 --> 01:01:03,951
[romantic music playing]
805
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:13,753
[in English] Oh, I'm sorry,
Ms. Cordero, but your time is up.
806
01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:17,256
[in Taglish] Wait. I haven't answered
the question yet. I'm sorry.
807
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,675
[in English]
I'm sorry, time's up.
808
01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:21,344
[in Taglish] Next contestant, please.
Please take your place at the back.
809
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:34,899
[in Swardspeak] I can't believe you didn't
answer that question, it's so annoying.
810
01:01:34,982 --> 01:01:37,402
Did you know that...
811
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:39,112
-Hi Barbs!
-Hi Barbs!
812
01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:45,159
-Let's go, Barbs!
-Let's go, Barbs!
813
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,372
[Barbs chuckles]
814
01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:54,585
[in Taglish] Hold on.
Let me introduce you to each other.
815
01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:57,588
Michael Angelo, this is Greg.
816
01:01:57,672 --> 01:02:00,591
Greg, meet Michael Angelo.
817
01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:06,097
-Come on, Barbs. Get inside.
-[Greg] No, Barbs. Ride with me.
818
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,604
Barbs, ride my taxi. It's air-conditioned.
819
01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:17,942
It's cooler here,
you can smell the fresh air.
820
01:02:18,025 --> 01:02:19,569
And inhale all the dust.
[chuckles]
821
01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:21,487
[Greg]
That's not a licensed cab.
822
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,197
[jeepney revving]
823
01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:25,575
[Michael]
His tricycle reeks of rat.
824
01:02:27,034 --> 01:02:28,494
That's enough!
825
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:31,581
-Barbs, he has a flat tire.
-Girls! Get inside.
826
01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:35,460
-OK.
-This might be the death of us.
827
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,004
Let's be careful, OK?
828
01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,301
I'll see you at home.
829
01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:55,188
-Barbs!
-Barbs! Wait.
830
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:07,200
OK... This is the first time
I'm going to introduce you to each other.
831
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,243
I will use this opportunity.
832
01:03:10,369 --> 01:03:15,625
[in Taglish] Michael Angelo,
this is my boyfriend, Greg.
833
01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:22,173
[in Taglish] Greg, this is Michael Angelo,
also my boyfriend.
834
01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,593
-[in English] Boyfriend?
-What do you mean?
835
01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:27,970
This turd is your boyfriend?
836
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:30,348
-[laughs] Me, a turd?
-Yes.
837
01:03:30,848 --> 01:03:32,683
You look more like a shit-face than I do.
838
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:35,561
Hey! Stop bickering!
839
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,939
What are you both mad about?
840
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,691
Barbs, are you blind?
841
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:44,278
There are two of us.
You only have one heart.
842
01:03:44,862 --> 01:03:47,573
Wow, straight out of a movie!
843
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:50,451
Greg, you taught me
that I can love more than one.
844
01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:53,704
I asked you to choose
between your wife and me.
845
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:54,831
You said you loved us both.
846
01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:57,250
Are you the only one who can love
two people at the same time?
847
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,209
What about me?
848
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,461
I was wrong.
849
01:04:01,462 --> 01:04:03,840
That's why I came back.
850
01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,592
I realized that you were right.
851
01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:12,890
There should only be one.
And it's you. You're the one I want.
852
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,476
And now you don't want to choose?
853
01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:18,688
Pick me, Barbs.
854
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,775
Barbs, you don't have to choose.
855
01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:28,573
Even if I'm married,
it's OK as long as we're together.
856
01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:33,452
You're so sweet, Michael Angelo.
857
01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:37,206
If I were you, I'd choose Michael Angelo.
858
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,543
Did you hear what he said?
It doesn't matter that he's married.
859
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,838
It's better to be a mistress
than to get beaten up.
860
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:48,634
Idiot! Choose Greg, Barbs.
861
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:53,931
This man may be a jerk but at least
you're the only one he's hitting.
862
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:57,685
Fine. If you don't want Michael Angelo,
863
01:04:58,269 --> 01:05:01,272
I will sacrifice myself.
He can have me instead.
864
01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:04,317
And I will have all of him.
865
01:05:04,775 --> 01:05:09,572
Barbs, if you're not going to pick Greg,
866
01:05:09,655 --> 01:05:13,034
I'll take care of him for you. I'm ready.
867
01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:15,828
Stupid bitches!
You don't need to pick one of them.
868
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:19,707
[in Taglish] Go for fresh blood.
I know this guy. He's got a nice body.
869
01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:21,959
-Who is he?
-Actually, he looks like you.
870
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:24,170
-[in Taglish] With his looks? No thanks.
-[Flora] Hey!
871
01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:28,049
What a ruckus!
Let's all just sleep together!
872
01:05:28,132 --> 01:05:31,093
-What?
-Who wants to go first?
873
01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:33,596
[in Taglish]
Mother, wait.
874
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:39,060
[in Taglish]
Selena, ask me that question from the Q&A.
875
01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:44,315
-I don't remember it.
-Kennie, you do it.
876
01:05:44,398 --> 01:05:47,401
Don't ask me.
It was noisy, I didn't hear it.
877
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:48,444
Arianne?
878
01:05:48,527 --> 01:05:50,655
[in Taglish] I didn't pay attention.
I lost, remember?
879
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:53,658
[sighs]
880
01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,243
[in deep voice]
Ms. Cordero.
881
01:05:56,577 --> 01:06:00,498
[in English] What is
your greatest realization about love?
882
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:06,212
[uplifting music]
883
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,800
[in normal voice, in English]
Thank you for that wonderful question.
884
01:06:10,883 --> 01:06:16,764
[in English] My greatest realization
about love is that love has no limits.
885
01:06:18,015 --> 01:06:20,267
The heart never becomes full.
886
01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,479
Love can never be contained.
887
01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:26,565
[in English]
It expands the more you love.
888
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:29,360
You can never run out of love
even when you give it.
889
01:06:29,443 --> 01:06:33,572
[in Taglish] The more love you give,
the more love you'll have.
890
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:37,660
[in Taglish]
I am Barbs Cordero, saying that
891
01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:41,747
you shouldn't just love
as deeply as you can,
892
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:45,126
but also as many as you can.
893
01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:47,586
[in English]
And I thank you!
894
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,715
-[clapping]
-That's a great answer!
895
01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:52,425
-Barbs!
-Barbs!
896
01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:54,552
Excuse me. Does Bobby live here?
897
01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:59,557
There's no one here with that name.
898
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:04,186
Bobby? There's no Bobby here.
899
01:07:06,313 --> 01:07:07,898
Where is he?
900
01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:15,281
Ah, he's gone. I am now Barbs Cordero.
901
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:18,034
You are Bobby!
902
01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:19,952
It's Barbs! Don't push it, girl.
903
01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:28,377
Wait. Are you from
the Way of Light community?
904
01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:33,299
Are you here for the full payment
for the retreat?
905
01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:38,179
Tell Brother Sonny and Pastor Donald
that I paid when they raped me.
906
01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:41,724
[in Taglish] In fact, they owe me.
But now is not the time for this.
907
01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:45,144
-There is so much going on! Fighting--
-Bobby, I'm pregnant.
908
01:07:47,813 --> 01:07:50,066
-You're the father.
-[Arianne] Huh?
909
01:07:54,361 --> 01:07:58,866
No! I am not the father.
910
01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:01,202
[Greg]
A pastor raped you?
911
01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:03,829
-Talk to me Barbs!
-Bobby.
912
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,039
-One at a time!
-Why'd you come in?
913
01:08:05,122 --> 01:08:09,627
-Wait...
-Bobby! Let me through.
914
01:08:09,710 --> 01:08:12,463
-What do you want?
-Bobby! I'm telling the truth.
915
01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,758
-You're the father.
-Hush!
916
01:08:16,466 --> 01:08:18,928
-I'm not Bobby. I'm Barbs.
-You're Bobby.
917
01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:22,848
-Barbs!
-Barbs, Bobby, it's the same.
918
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:27,353
Just call her Barbs.
Bobby makes me want to puke.
919
01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:30,272
This is your responsibility.
920
01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,691
Don't turn your back on me.
921
01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:34,109
This is your fault.
922
01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:37,488
[in Taglish] Responsibility?
Wow, that's a big word.
923
01:08:37,571 --> 01:08:40,323
How is this my fault? You're a hooker.
924
01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:42,493
I bet you were sent by Way of Light.
925
01:08:42,576 --> 01:08:44,203
How do I know that's my child?
926
01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:45,912
You're just causing trouble. Leave!
927
01:08:45,996 --> 01:08:49,166
Hey, gay, I don't know
what's keeping you busy here,
928
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,294
but because of you, I had to stop working.
929
01:08:52,377 --> 01:08:54,255
So, you have to take responsibility.
930
01:08:54,337 --> 01:08:56,256
You said it yourself, I am gay.
931
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:58,634
Do you really think
you can give me a hard on?
932
01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,051
Right!
933
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,054
Bobby, something happened between us.
934
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,430
You did get hard. You were even moaning.
935
01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:06,308
-What? Hey!
-You really liked my pussy.
936
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,310
Don't pretend that you don't remember!
937
01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:11,981
Excuse me, I don't moan.
You're such a liar!
938
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:14,066
-Do you know how?
-How?
939
01:09:15,024 --> 01:09:17,236
[mimics yapping moaning]
940
01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:23,283
-Are you also pregnant?
-Barbs! That is you!
941
01:09:23,617 --> 01:09:25,493
-Do I do that?
-Yes!
942
01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:28,872
My goodness, Barbs!
You also slept with this guy?
943
01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:31,250
-So what?
-You wretch!
944
01:09:31,332 --> 01:09:33,419
[indistinct shouting]
945
01:09:35,754 --> 01:09:40,509
-Hey, sis.
-Yumi. My name is Yumi.
946
01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:42,469
-Miss Yumi.
-Just Yumi.
947
01:09:42,553 --> 01:09:46,724
Just Miss Yumi.
I need proof of what you're saying.
948
01:09:47,224 --> 01:09:50,728
Believe it or not,
you're the last man I slept with.
949
01:09:51,645 --> 01:09:56,442
-What?
-What?
950
01:09:56,525 --> 01:10:00,279
[screaming and shouting]
951
01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:07,453
You're an idiot!
952
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:10,664
After what happened between us,
you didn't have any more clients?
953
01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:14,335
Come on! In case you've forgotten,
you are a prostitute!
954
01:10:14,418 --> 01:10:16,086
Hmph! Don't call me a prostitute!
955
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,380
[in Taglish] What should I call you?
Waitress? Bouncer?
956
01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:20,007
[in Taglish]
Clown? Mascot?
957
01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:22,176
[in Taglish]
You look like a mascot.
958
01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:25,095
[in Taglish] And by the way,
I did have a lot of clients!
959
01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,972
But I didn't sleep with them!
960
01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,475
[in Taglish]
Just hand jobs and blow jobs.
961
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:33,979
I know what I should call you!
A desperate, opportunist! A criminal!
962
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:37,316
You have no right to talk that way!
963
01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:39,818
If I could raise the child alone, I would.
964
01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:41,445
But how am I supposed to earn?
965
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:44,448
Being a prostitute is all I know.
It's what I've been doing for so long.
966
01:10:44,531 --> 01:10:45,658
I still have a lot of dreams!
967
01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:48,369
I want a billboard in Pegasus!
And then this happened!
968
01:10:48,827 --> 01:10:50,955
[laughing]
969
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,751
You've got some nerve.
970
01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:58,295
You can work while you're pregnant.
971
01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:00,422
[in Taglish] You said hand jobs
and blow jobs were easy.
972
01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:02,800
You can do them with your eyes closed.
You're a prostitute!
973
01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:04,593
Look here, idiot!
974
01:11:05,010 --> 01:11:09,223
[in Taglish] Who would want a hand job
or a blow job from a pregnant woman?
975
01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:11,850
-What am I supposed to do?
-Just tell them you got fat!
976
01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:14,144
Even fat prostitutes get customers.
977
01:11:16,897 --> 01:11:21,151
You talk as if you know
what prostitutes go through!
978
01:11:22,152 --> 01:11:25,489
I'm not leaving, Bobby,
not even if you drag me out!
979
01:11:25,572 --> 01:11:28,367
-I'm not going anywhere.
-Is that so?
980
01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:30,953
Ouch!
981
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:34,498
-Bobby, have pity on me. Ouch!
-Get out of here!
982
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:38,961
I don't know you
and that child is not mine.
983
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,880
I won't accept you, understand?
984
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:44,008
Because I don't trust prostitutes!
985
01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:48,304
Bobby, have pity on me. Show some mercy.
986
01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:54,059
Have pity, Bobby.
987
01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:56,937
Bobby, I'm just joking.
988
01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:02,234
-The two of you...
-What now, Barbs?
989
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:06,864
I'll abide by whatever you decide.
990
01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:09,867
Do whatever you want.
Just get out of here.
991
01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:13,203
-Barbs.
-Wait. Barbs.
992
01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:14,788
Talk to me, Barbs.
993
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,640
Hey! Wake up!
994
01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:35,768
-What?
-Didn't I tell you to leave?
995
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:41,148
You're a handsome guy,
if only you weren't so dramatic!
996
01:12:41,231 --> 01:12:42,483
[in Taglish]
You're being rude.
997
01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:44,651
Get out of here.
Show respect for the dead.
998
01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:47,321
You have no right to ask me to leave.
I am a guest.
999
01:12:52,409 --> 01:12:55,704
How did that happen?
Do you know the deceased?
1000
01:12:57,623 --> 01:13:01,126
-Madonna?
-Wow, you know Madonna?
1001
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:04,088
Of course! Is there any prostitute
who doesn't know Madonna?
1002
01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:05,756
[chuckles]
Really now.
1003
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:08,675
This outfit right here?
1004
01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:11,178
She wore this during her
Blonde Ambition Tour
1005
01:13:11,261 --> 01:13:13,389
in Chiba, Japan in 1990.
1006
01:13:15,808 --> 01:13:18,143
Enough with the trivia.
Tell me the name of the deceased.
1007
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:21,605
Why? Is it wrong to offer my condolences?
1008
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,024
[hushed]
Come with me.
1009
01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:27,361
Old folks say that a pregnant woman
shouldn't go to a wake.
1010
01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:28,654
It would be bad for the baby.
1011
01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:30,072
Finally, some concern.
1012
01:13:30,155 --> 01:13:33,283
Yuck! I don't have any concern for you.
1013
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:38,580
You know, I am not here to cause trouble.
1014
01:13:39,873 --> 01:13:43,836
Would I go and look for you here,
if I weren't sure?
1015
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,924
But you wouldn't understand,
because you're not a woman.
1016
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:58,434
We're all here today to find out
if I am really the father of Yumi's child.
1017
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:02,521
Mama Flora,
you're here to witness this woman's lies!
1018
01:14:02,604 --> 01:14:04,314
This is insulting.
1019
01:14:05,357 --> 01:14:07,901
How come? You want them to know the truth?
1020
01:14:07,985 --> 01:14:10,112
You want to prove it? So!
1021
01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:11,530
Do you get your period regularly?
1022
01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:14,992
How will this determine
if you're the father of this child?
1023
01:14:15,075 --> 01:14:17,578
-Just answer the question.
-Yes!
1024
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:20,205
Aha! When do you get it?
1025
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:24,334
-On the 15th of every month.
-Just like salaries. Every 15th.
1026
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,920
At the end of the month,
do you get your period, too?
1027
01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:33,302
[in Taglish] According to Google,
a woman's period lasts for seven days.
1028
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:37,681
Ten days after that, there is a big
possibility that you might get pregnant.
1029
01:14:38,098 --> 01:14:40,225
[in Taglish]
Add two more days just to be safe.
1030
01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:44,688
[in Taglish]
That means your safe days
1031
01:14:45,772 --> 01:14:48,317
[in Taglish]
are from the 4th to the 8th.
1032
01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:51,528
-When did we meet?
-[in English] Three months ago!
1033
01:14:52,362 --> 01:14:56,158
[in Taglish]
April 5th! Dawn of April 5th!
1034
01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:59,578
That was the day.
1035
01:14:59,661 --> 01:15:01,997
I can't forget that
because that was the day...
1036
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:04,583
[crying, indistinct pleading]
1037
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:07,336
-[shushing]
-Stop!
1038
01:15:07,419 --> 01:15:09,713
[pained groans]
1039
01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:16,512
Never mind. I'm sure of the day.
1040
01:15:18,263 --> 01:15:22,017
[in Taglish]
If we met on April 5th,
1041
01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:25,479
then that means...
1042
01:15:25,854 --> 01:15:27,981
[in Taglish]
that was your safe period.
1043
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,901
[in English]
Oh my God! I'm safe! [laughing]
1044
01:15:30,984 --> 01:15:32,861
[in English]
Sister, you're safe!
1045
01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:36,698
-I'm safe!
-[in English] ♪ I am not a daddy ♪
1046
01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:40,160
-[in English] ♪ I'm not a daddy ♪
-You fools!
1047
01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:43,664
[in Taglish] There are no safe periods!
That's fake news!
1048
01:15:44,289 --> 01:15:48,877
[in Taglish] How can you call
a scientific statement fake news?
1049
01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:50,671
[in English]
Correction.
1050
01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:54,675
That was a statement from your phone
which you Googled.
1051
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,594
Women have different conditions
when they have their period.
1052
01:15:57,678 --> 01:16:02,683
You are never guaranteed total safety.
That's why a lot of women get pregnant.
1053
01:16:02,766 --> 01:16:04,977
Your menstrual period is not a good gauge.
1054
01:16:05,602 --> 01:16:09,481
What if your sperm are strong swimmers?
There's nothing we can do.
1055
01:16:09,898 --> 01:16:12,901
How do I know
you're not just making this up?
1056
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:16,488
Why don't we ask the old man
what he thinks?
1057
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,781
-What old man?
-Him.
1058
01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:22,452
What? You called me an old man?
1059
01:16:23,328 --> 01:16:27,874
[in Taglish] I've won so many pageants.
How dare you call me an old man?
1060
01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:32,004
What we want to know is
how you got pregnant!
1061
01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:35,424
Old lady, because I slept with someone,
of course.
1062
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:39,511
The penis enters a woman's vagina,
then it goes like this.
1063
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:42,347
After intense pumping, sperm comes out.
1064
01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:44,224
The sperm swims towards...
1065
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,143
Witch! I know how children are made!
1066
01:16:46,226 --> 01:16:48,687
What we want to know is, what happened?
1067
01:16:49,521 --> 01:16:53,191
Tell them what happened that night
1068
01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:56,320
so that they won't think
I'm making things up.
1069
01:16:57,988 --> 01:16:59,239
How?
1070
01:17:06,079 --> 01:17:08,749
[heavy breathing]
1071
01:17:08,832 --> 01:17:13,629
How can you do this to yourself? How?
1072
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:20,135
Mama Flora, please don't judge me.
I'm still gay.
1073
01:17:20,761 --> 01:17:21,970
Still very gay.
1074
01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:25,265
But Barbs! It's so hard to believe
1075
01:17:26,099 --> 01:17:30,812
that you can be a lesbian. And for her!
1076
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:34,316
I should be the one crying.
I'm the one who's in trouble.
1077
01:17:34,983 --> 01:17:38,695
I'm crying because...
1078
01:17:40,197 --> 01:17:44,201
[in Taglish]
because I'm no longer virgin in women!
1079
01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:54,044
Wait!
1080
01:17:57,589 --> 01:18:01,218
[moaning]
1081
01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:09,893
[Barbs barking]
1082
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:16,900
[in English] ♪ I am not the daddy
I am not the daddy ♪
1083
01:18:16,983 --> 01:18:18,610
Don't celebrate yet.
1084
01:18:21,738 --> 01:18:26,910
And why not?
I used a condom. You may go now.
1085
01:18:26,993 --> 01:18:29,204
[Yumi laughing]
Condom?
1086
01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:34,876
-Condom!
-[Flora in Taglish] She transforms!
1087
01:18:48,598 --> 01:18:49,850
[gasps]
1088
01:18:57,357 --> 01:18:59,192
[laughing]
1089
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:02,028
Why don't you leave me alone, Yumi?
1090
01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:05,532
You won't get anything from me.
Can't you see?
1091
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,326
[in Taglish]
Soon, I'm going to become a girl.
1092
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:13,915
-Don't force yourself on me.
-Wait.
1093
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:17,544
[in Taglish]
Sister, you're going to become a girl?
1094
01:19:17,627 --> 01:19:21,089
-[in English] Yes! I'm so excited!
-[in English] Goodness!
1095
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,925
Why didn't you tell us?
When do you plan to do this?
1096
01:19:24,217 --> 01:19:25,552
I'm just saving up.
1097
01:19:25,635 --> 01:19:27,596
[Kennie]
That's great!
1098
01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:29,306
-[Barbs laughing]
-[commotion nearby]
1099
01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:32,184
-What's that?
-I don't know.
1100
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,144
Let me take care of it.
1101
01:19:35,061 --> 01:19:36,354
We're not finished yet.
1102
01:19:37,814 --> 01:19:38,982
We're done.
1103
01:19:43,987 --> 01:19:48,241
Enough! Would you two stop?
1104
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:51,161
Hey! Wretch!
1105
01:19:51,244 --> 01:19:53,038
-What are you fighting about?
-You!
1106
01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:56,124
I know you're fighting over me! Why?
1107
01:19:56,208 --> 01:20:00,504
[in Taglish] Barbs, didn't we agree
that I would spend the night here?
1108
01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:04,424
[in Taglish] Barbs, we talked about this.
I was going to spend the night here, too.
1109
01:20:04,508 --> 01:20:07,344
[in Taglish] So both of you will spend
the night here! What's the problem?
1110
01:20:07,427 --> 01:20:09,095
What?
1111
01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:13,016
Are you going to kill each other
because both of you will stay overnight?
1112
01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:21,483
What? Is the world going to end?
I don't understand it.
1113
01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:23,568
You idiot.
1114
01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:26,238
-We can't be with you at the same time.
-Don't come with us then.
1115
01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:29,366
-You wretch!
-That's enough!
1116
01:20:29,449 --> 01:20:33,078
-Would you both stop?
-Why are you pushing me?
1117
01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:34,788
Would you please stop!
1118
01:20:34,871 --> 01:20:37,874
Barbs, it's like this. Whatever makes
you happy, I'll support you.
1119
01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:41,962
Enough! Barbs, you have to choose.
You have to end this.
1120
01:20:42,045 --> 01:20:43,755
It's embarrassing.
1121
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,299
-Bobby!
-It's Barbs.
1122
01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:50,011
Bobby, Barbs
or whatever you want to call yourself.
1123
01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:54,641
Listen, if you don't believe me,
then I give up.
1124
01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:58,311
-Come with me.
-Barbs.
1125
01:20:58,395 --> 01:21:02,732
Where? Wait. Where are we going?
1126
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:05,944
Come with me.
We're going to get an abortion.
1127
01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:08,572
After this, I will not bother you anymore.
1128
01:21:08,655 --> 01:21:11,241
You can pay for the abortion, right?
1129
01:21:11,324 --> 01:21:13,451
[in Taglish]
It's cheaper than a DNA test.
1130
01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:15,829
Much cheaper! Affordable!
1131
01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:19,708
Let's get this over with.
Are you coming or not?
1132
01:21:32,387 --> 01:21:35,056
[screams]
1133
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:36,892
Would you mind staying outside?
1134
01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:39,811
[in Taglish]
Sorry, Doc. Please, continue.
1135
01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:46,318
[Barbs screaming]
1136
01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:49,738
Miss, stay outside if you can't handle it.
1137
01:21:49,821 --> 01:21:51,323
[in English]
Sorry, Doc. Sorry.
1138
01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:57,078
-You better shut your trap!
-This is it! My eyes are closed.
1139
01:22:04,127 --> 01:22:07,380
[screaming]
1140
01:22:07,464 --> 01:22:12,010
Doc! Don't do it.
1141
01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:13,386
What's your problem, Bobby?
1142
01:22:14,137 --> 01:22:17,682
Yumi, let's not do this.
Come on, let's go.
1143
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,309
-Ouch.
-Are you sure about this?
1144
01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:23,772
-Yes, I'm sure. Let's go, Yumi. Hurry!
-All right.
1145
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,150
Wait a minute! What about my fee?
1146
01:22:28,109 --> 01:22:32,280
[in Taglish] Doc, may we ask
for a discount? Can we just pay half?
1147
01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:35,325
[in Taglish] Sorry, that's our policy.
You can't bargain here.
1148
01:22:35,408 --> 01:22:37,744
We didn't finish anyway. Please.
We'll just pay half the fee.
1149
01:22:37,827 --> 01:22:39,162
[in English]
I'm sorry.
1150
01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,333
-Let's go, Yumi.
-[in English] Thank you.
1151
01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:44,918
My slippers!
1152
01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:46,920
-Here we go.
-Faster! Come on.
1153
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:53,343
I can't take care of this baby alone.
1154
01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:57,931
I can't even take care of myself,
let alone a child.
1155
01:22:59,891 --> 01:23:02,394
[in Taglish] I'm sorry, Bobby.
I'm not blackmailing you.
1156
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,982
Don't let your conscience bother you.
You didn't do anything wrong.
1157
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:11,569
We didn't do this deliberately
and yet here we are. It's done.
1158
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:16,408
Let's just get an abortion.
This will solve all of our problems.
1159
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:20,328
I can go back to work and you can
get back to the life you wanted.
1160
01:23:21,454 --> 01:23:23,498
No. It's wrong.
1161
01:23:23,581 --> 01:23:25,875
It will be worse if we go down this road.
1162
01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:34,134
I'm not asking for permission,
just letting you know.
1163
01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:37,846
Remember, I'm carrying the child.
1164
01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:44,644
I shouldn't have done this to you.
1165
01:23:44,728 --> 01:23:47,647
I should have gone straight to the clinic
and had the abortion right away.
1166
01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:50,066
But you didn't do that.
1167
01:23:50,608 --> 01:23:53,236
That doesn't mean I can't.
1168
01:23:53,903 --> 01:23:56,364
Yumi, you're not going to
have an abortion.
1169
01:23:56,990 --> 01:23:58,283
Let's leave it up to fate.
1170
01:23:58,366 --> 01:24:02,245
While you're waiting for the baby,
I'm going to help you.
1171
01:24:05,915 --> 01:24:08,084
Barbs, you're overreacting.
Maybe it was just gas,
1172
01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:11,463
or it was my stomach acting up
because I didn't eat all day.
1173
01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:14,549
You said that you felt pain in your tummy.
What if you're about to give birth?
1174
01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:16,760
What do you think I'm carrying here,
a tadpole?
1175
01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:19,929
It's better to be sure.
What if the situation's critical?
1176
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:22,932
-Nurse, can you please attend to us?
-[nurse] OK.
1177
01:24:23,016 --> 01:24:25,435
How are you feeling right now?
Are you OK?
1178
01:24:25,518 --> 01:24:28,271
-OK.
-Sure? Are you in pain?
1179
01:24:28,354 --> 01:24:30,231
Nurse, she is in pain.
Her stomach is throbbing.
1180
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,860
-[Nurse] Ma'am, what's your name?
-Dimaculangan, Yumi.
1181
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:41,826
-He's overreacting. It's just gas.
-How does it feel?
1182
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:42,911
Like gas.
1183
01:24:43,828 --> 01:24:48,041
Hello, Mama Flora.
Are Greg and Michael Angelo still there?
1184
01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:50,418
[Flora] Yes, they're in your room.
1185
01:24:50,752 --> 01:24:56,382
I heard them arguing earlier
about who will sleep beside you.
1186
01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:58,760
[Barbs]
Why did you let them in?
1187
01:24:59,969 --> 01:25:02,055
You expect me not to?
1188
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:05,183
I have three boyfriends
1189
01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:07,977
and hordes of admirers.
1190
01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:13,858
Barbs, may I remind you,
your bed is no longer sturdy.
1191
01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:18,404
[in Taglish]
It may not survive a threesome.
1192
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:20,532
What time are you coming home?
1193
01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:23,660
[in Taglish] I rushed Yumi to the ER.
She had to undergo lab tests.
1194
01:25:23,743 --> 01:25:27,705
-[in Taglish] We might get home late.
-"We"? Why "we"?
1195
01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:30,667
Do you plan to bring that woman here?
1196
01:25:31,417 --> 01:25:34,212
[in Taglish]
Mama Flora, please spare me the lecture.
1197
01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:37,423
I am so confused.
I don't know what to do with my life.
1198
01:25:37,715 --> 01:25:42,971
Well, sometimes it's good to pray.
1199
01:25:43,888 --> 01:25:47,809
In case you've forgotten,
the last church I went to
1200
01:25:47,892 --> 01:25:51,855
did not only force me to be straight,
they also took advantage of me.
1201
01:25:51,938 --> 01:25:54,315
[Flora]
That wasn't a real church.
1202
01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:59,112
And you don't need to be
inside a church in order to pray.
1203
01:25:59,612 --> 01:26:04,159
If you're sincere, He will listen to you
no matter where you are.
1204
01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:08,037
-Really?
-Try it.
1205
01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:13,168
[in Taglish] Whatever.
I will try to solve my own problems.
1206
01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:17,422
[in Taglish] I have to go now.
I must keep Yumi company in the ER.
1207
01:26:17,755 --> 01:26:20,049
Go then.
1208
01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:21,551
OK.
1209
01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:28,975
Mama Mary?
1210
01:26:33,062 --> 01:26:38,735
With so many people praying to you,
maybe you can't hear me.
1211
01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:42,405
You probably won't recognize me either.
1212
01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:47,368
[Trisha]
Barbs.
1213
01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:55,919
-Hey.
-Goodness!
1214
01:26:56,544 --> 01:26:58,379
[gasping]
1215
01:26:58,963 --> 01:27:03,134
[in Taglish] Mother? Mama Mary? I'm sorry!
Sorry, you took me by surprise!
1216
01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:05,428
I shouldn't doubt you.
1217
01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:10,099
Since you called me by name,
that means you recognize me.
1218
01:27:10,975 --> 01:27:12,977
-[Trisha] Idiot!
-[in English] Yes, Mother.
1219
01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:16,105
Mother Mary, I really am an idiot.
1220
01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:20,026
[in Taglish] My goodness, I'm sorry.
I'll always pray and go to church.
1221
01:27:20,109 --> 01:27:22,612
[in Taglish]
I will be faithful to you.
1222
01:27:22,695 --> 01:27:25,323
[Trisha]
You fool! This is Trisha.
1223
01:27:30,703 --> 01:27:32,914
[gasping]
1224
01:27:32,997 --> 01:27:36,209
Trisha, you bitch!
1225
01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:39,837
I nearly had a heart attack.
What are you wearing?
1226
01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:43,633
[in Taglish] Is Mama Mary now part
of your makeup transformation?
1227
01:27:43,716 --> 01:27:46,386
This is just for practice,
I haven't perfected it.
1228
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,931
Are you sure that Mama Mary
is OK with that?
1229
01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:52,141
Well, even when I was still alive,
1230
01:27:52,225 --> 01:27:54,936
[in Taglish]
I only impersonated those that I idolized.
1231
01:27:55,019 --> 01:27:56,980
[in Taglish]
I imitate those that I really love.
1232
01:27:57,063 --> 01:27:59,732
[in Taglish]
I'm sure Mama Mary is fine with it.
1233
01:28:01,192 --> 01:28:04,654
You're lucky, Trish.
You're very happy where you are.
1234
01:28:04,737 --> 01:28:08,157
Look at me. I envy you.
1235
01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:10,868
And I really miss you.
1236
01:28:10,952 --> 01:28:13,705
You want me to ask the Lord to take you?
That's easy!
1237
01:28:13,788 --> 01:28:15,915
[in Swardspeak]
I don't want that. I still want to live.
1238
01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:19,085
There you go. So you still want to live.
1239
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:23,256
I hope you also realize
it's wonderful to be alive.
1240
01:28:24,257 --> 01:28:26,092
-Do you get it?
-What?
1241
01:28:26,175 --> 01:28:28,094
Enough with the drama.
1242
01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:33,683
You know what? I'm not asking for much.
1243
01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:38,187
I want to become a real woman
but there are so many problems
1244
01:28:38,271 --> 01:28:40,273
-and obstacles.
-[Trish] Idiot.
1245
01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:43,693
What you're asking for isn't simple.
You were born a man.
1246
01:28:43,776 --> 01:28:45,987
[in English]
Fine. Let me rephrase.
1247
01:28:46,070 --> 01:28:49,032
I just want a quiet life.
1248
01:28:49,115 --> 01:28:51,868
Idiot. There's no such thing
as a quiet life.
1249
01:28:51,951 --> 01:28:54,912
[in Taglish] If your life is quiet,
then you are probably dead.
1250
01:28:54,996 --> 01:28:57,457
-[in English] Fine. Let me rephrase again.
-All right.
1251
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:03,546
[in Taglish]
All I want is to be happy.
1252
01:29:04,922 --> 01:29:08,176
[in English]
Wow. Big word. Happy.
1253
01:29:08,259 --> 01:29:10,428
[in Taglish]
You have two boyfriends.
1254
01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:12,930
You even have a bonus girl.
And you're still not happy?
1255
01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:14,557
Do you want me to punch you?
1256
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:18,936
You know, Barbs,
it's not becoming a woman,
1257
01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:21,981
it's not a quiet life,
1258
01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:24,067
[in Taglish]
it's not even to be happy.
1259
01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:29,447
The thing you want is to be miserable.
That's the truth.
1260
01:29:29,947 --> 01:29:34,243
Even if you get
everything you ever wanted,
1261
01:29:34,327 --> 01:29:38,539
[in Taglish] you think that you
don't deserve happiness.
1262
01:29:44,087 --> 01:29:45,505
Speechless?
1263
01:29:47,673 --> 01:29:50,343
[in Taglish]
We get so mad at those who judge us,
1264
01:29:50,968 --> 01:29:55,640
but the truth is,
we always judge ourselves.
1265
01:29:56,390 --> 01:29:59,227
[in Taglish] Even when we're happy,
we judge ourselves.
1266
01:30:00,019 --> 01:30:03,314
So please! Stop being so dramatic.
1267
01:30:05,525 --> 01:30:06,567
Trish...
1268
01:30:09,028 --> 01:30:12,573
[in Taglish] Does Mama Mary have
a special message for me?
1269
01:30:13,741 --> 01:30:16,410
What's with the impromptu appearances?
1270
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:18,830
Do you want to stop me
from doing what I want to do?
1271
01:30:20,915 --> 01:30:23,709
Trisha...
1272
01:30:27,463 --> 01:30:29,549
Why did you leave me?
1273
01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:33,886
If you were still around,
my life wouldn't be such a mess.
1274
01:30:33,970 --> 01:30:36,430
I would probably be happier.
1275
01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,432
[gasps]
1276
01:30:38,516 --> 01:30:40,560
[in Taglish]
I told you to stop being dramatic!
1277
01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:43,938
[in English]
Sorry!
1278
01:30:46,232 --> 01:30:49,026
A couple of slaps
to make sure you don't forget.
1279
01:30:51,612 --> 01:30:53,614
You can't hit me back. I'm Mama Mary.
1280
01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:58,953
-[equipment beeping]
-[man speaking indistinctly over PA]
1281
01:30:59,370 --> 01:31:02,498
[in Taglish] So many lab tests,
and all I have is gas.
1282
01:31:02,582 --> 01:31:04,083
Like I said, you were overreacting!
1283
01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:05,835
Let's go.
1284
01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:13,134
Are you OK?
You look like you just saw a ghost.
1285
01:31:13,217 --> 01:31:14,051
Shall we go?
1286
01:31:18,014 --> 01:31:20,057
I saw a virgin.
1287
01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:37,408
What are you waiting for? Let's sleep now.
1288
01:31:37,992 --> 01:31:41,454
I'm sorry we can't all fit in my bed.
Just bear with this for now.
1289
01:31:43,206 --> 01:31:45,291
The two of them are here every night?
1290
01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:48,711
Every night, every day.
And it's not just the two of them.
1291
01:31:48,794 --> 01:31:51,839
There's also me and you.
The four of us will all be together.
1292
01:31:51,923 --> 01:31:55,009
[chuckles]
Shit! It's as if you have a harem.
1293
01:31:55,927 --> 01:31:57,803
What are you going to do, Barbs?
1294
01:31:58,763 --> 01:32:01,057
We are going to sleep.
That's what we're going to do.
1295
01:32:01,724 --> 01:32:05,102
As for what we are going to do afterwards,
I don't have a clue.
1296
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:06,312
That's it.
1297
01:32:07,438 --> 01:32:09,690
I'm just thankful that you're all here
sleeping beside me.
1298
01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:11,651
And even if you weren't,
I'd still be grateful.
1299
01:32:11,734 --> 01:32:15,988
If I wake up with all of you
still beside me, I'm going to rejoice!
1300
01:32:19,825 --> 01:32:21,035
[in English]
Good night!
1301
01:32:40,096 --> 01:32:43,349
Hey. Move.
1302
01:32:43,849 --> 01:32:46,644
[gentle piano music]
1303
01:33:17,174 --> 01:33:20,177
Stop fighting. Let's go to sleep.