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Anda tahu film-film remaja vampir
yang terasa seperti mimpi demam opera sabun terangsang
dari buku harian delapan kelas mahluk hidup ?
Begini cara ini berakhir.
Beginilah cara saya memulai.
Terima kasih untuk ini. Terima kasih.
Aku cinta kamu.
Aku mencintaimu juga.
Bagaimana dengan sinar matahari?
Tidak, itu akan membuatmu sakit
dan itu membutakan, tetapi itu tidak akan menyakitimu.
- Eh, bawang putih? - Tidak.
- Eh, silang? - Tidak!
Tidak, bukan tongkat, atau air suci,
atau hal seperti itu dapat menyakiti Anda.
Satu-satunya hal yang perlu kita khawatirkan ...
Apakah saya
Duke, jangan!
Pegang dia.
Kasihan!
Saya yakin Anda pikir Anda adalah pahlawan
film kecil Anda sendiri.
Akhirnya, Anda digigit laba-laba radioaktif
mengkonfirmasikan apa yang selalu Anda curigai.
Bahwa Anda, pada kenyataannya,
pusat khusus alam semesta.
Aku mencintai nya!
Tidak!
Tapi kamu tidak istimewa,
dan hidup bukanlah film sialan.
Kecuali kadang-kadang Anda memang bertemu orang jahat.
Anda akan membunuh saya sekarang juga?
Mengapa saya melakukan itu?
Anda mengacaukan semua.
Dan untuk alasan yang bagus.
Cinta.
Hati menginginkan apa yang diinginkannya, bukan?
Satu tahun di dalam lubang.
Maaf, tetapi Anda harus belajar untuk menghormati aturan.
Tidak ada anak laki-laki sialan.
Baiklah semuanya,
satukan tanganmu untuk kelas kelulusan
dari Oregon Tengah Tinggi!
Anda tidak berpikir mereka akan bercinta di sini, bukan?
Ya Tuhan, kuharap begitu.
Mengapa kita sampai pada hal-hal ini?
Kami tidak.
Dia lebih baik datang untuk mencari udara.
Itu ada.
Saya berharap seseorang akan bersendawa di wajah saya seperti itu.
Sama.
Sialan sama.
♪ Wisuda, wah! ♪
Uh huh.
Uh, dengar, aku punya sesuatu yang ingin kukatakan padamu.
Apakah itu tidak apa apa?
- Ya. - Oke oke.
Um ...
Aku hanya ingin mengatakan...
Saya ingin mengatakan,
"Hei, apa yang kamu lakukan sangat keren."
- Sangat keren, Anda tahu? - Uh huh.
Seperti, serius, aku hanya ...
Saya ingin Anda tahu bahwa saya sangat mengagumi Anda.
- Sangat keren. - Terima kasih.
Oke, terima kasih untuk itu.
Hei, Laurel, lihat ini cepat.
Ya, tidak masalah.
Hei, bisakah aku ...
- Lebih baik tetap berhubungan ketika Anda di sana. - Aku akan.
Anda akan pergi ke sana
dan bertemu semua orang yang menarik ini
dan kamu akan melupakan semua tentang aku.
Dan aku harus hidup secara perwakilan melalui bentakmu.
Saya hanya akan pergi beberapa bulan.
Anda tidak akan pernah kembali ke sini.
Itulah yang terjadi.
Teman yang kamu dapatkan di sekolah menengah
hanya orang-orang yang terjebak dengan Anda.
Mereka berteman dengan kedekatan yang dipaksakan.
Kamu konyol, kamu tahu itu?
Kamu bisa datang mengunjungiku.
Yah, mungkin aku akan melakukannya.
Beri Mark cintaku.
Jangan ragu untuk mengirim saya foto
jika Anda mungkin harus menangkapnya di pakaian dalamnya.
Ew! Itu saudaraku.
Itu yang membuat kami terpisah.
Masa bodo.
Hanya saja, jangan hanyut pergi.
Saya tidak akan.
Aku membutuhkanmu, nak.
Oh, lepaskan aku.
- Apakah itu semuanya? - Ya.
Baik. Awasi pengukur Anda sekarang.
Banyak mobil terlalu panas di jalan-jalan yang masuk ke LA.
Aku tahu.
Baiklah, saya menaruh beberapa kendi air di belakang.
Untuk berjaga-jaga. Sama-sama.
Terima kasih.
Ayo, dia akan pergi untuk musim panas,
dia tidak pindah ke Jepang.
Aku tahu. Aku tahu.
Ingat, amanlah.
- Jika Anda merasa lelah, berhentilah dan istirahatlah. - Aku akan.
Ya, tapi jaga pintunya tetap terkunci.
Ya Tuhan, kawan. Aku akan baik-baik saja.
Saya ingin Anda menelepon saya setiap kali Anda berhenti.
Dan jika Anda lupa, saya membeli tiket
dan datang ke sana untuk membunuhmu.
- Aku tahu. - Jangan abaikan ibumu.
Saya tidak akan.
- Dia akan melakukannya. - Aku tahu dia akan melakukannya.
Dan demi Pete, jangan habiskan waktumu
melayang di atas komputer Anda
atau ponsel Anda seperti yang Anda lakukan di sini, oke?
Anda 18. Pergi dan mendapat masalah.
- Tagihan? - Apa?
Kamu tahu apa maksudku.
Ayahmu dan aku ingin memberitahumu
kami tahu ini tahun yang sulit, beberapa tahun, tetapi
kami sangat bangga padamu. Benar, Bill?
Terima kasih.
Sungguh, kami bersungguh-sungguh.
- Pergilah bersenang-senang. Berhati-hatilah. - Aku akan.
- Aku cinta kamu. - Aku mencintaimu juga.
Baik.
- Sampai jumpa, kawan. - Sampai jumpa.
- Berhati-hatilah. - Aku akan.
- Aku cinta kamu. - Aku mencintaimu juga.
Sampai jumpa!
Ya, dia pergi.
Haruskah kita berhubungan seks?
Di mana Anda sekarang?
Um, sesuatu seperti, Pencildicktown.
Saya pikir itu seperti Bakersfield, atau omong kosong.
Saya tidak tahu
Apa kah kamu mendengar? Candice adalah crackhead.
Apa-apaan ini?
Bisakah kau percaya omong kosong itu?
Mmm-hmm.
Oke, Andy, aku akan menghubungimu kembali.
Aku akan membutuhkan burger keju yang berminyak dan aku akan mengisinya di wajahku.
Bangun, kutu buku.
Anda membuatku takut, brengsek.
Bagaimana perjalanannya?
Enam jam pertama sangat bagus.
Ya.
Tapi aku merasa seperti sampah.
Seperti aku keluar dari mulut gajah.
Saya hanya tidur selama tiga jam?
Banyak waktu.
Hanya sedikit lebih lanjut, silakan.
- Tidak! - Silahkan.
Tidak, kami punya tempat untuk dikunjungi.
Jadi, dapatkan yang mewah, oke?
Dan telepon ibu. Dia kesal.
Tentu saja dia.
Kamar mandi. Dapur. Kamarku.
Ya, buat dirimu di rumah.
Kemana kita akan pergi?
Yago, Gadis Death Valley.
Persetan, ya.
Tunggu, satu masalah. Apa sitch ID Anda?
- Bekerja dengan baik sekarang. - Oke, keren.
Jika tidak, kami akan mengirim pantat Anda kembali, tetapi saya pikir kami akan menjadi emas.
Saya akan menikam penjaga pintu jika saya harus.
Saya punya beberapa teman yang saya pikir akan datang.
Mereka tidak akan menjadi tamu semua , kan?
Karena aku benar-benar tidak berminat.
Orang-orang tidak seperti itu di sini .
Benar, jadi dengarkan,
Aku tahu Ibu mengirimmu uang,
dan Anda menabung sedikit sendiri ...
Dan saya tahu dia memberi Anda beberapa untuk saya tinggal di sini.
Tapi saya pikir Anda harus mencari pekerjaan.
Maksudku, aku tahu kau sedang berlibur
sebelum Anda memutuskan untuk melakukannya
apa pun yang akan kamu lakukan dengan hidupmu,
tapi saya pikir Anda akan tinggal di sini.
Denganmu?
Ya. Kenapa tidak?
Maksudku, pada akhirnya kau akan pindah, kuharap.
Atau kuliah, kurasa.
Baiklah, mandi, bersiap-siaplah.
Apa pun yang harus Anda lakukan, cincang.
Ayo pergi.
Yo, cepatlah.
Mereka akan berada di sini sebentar lagi.
Baiklah, sebentar.
Baik.
Ya, uh, ini di luar negara, jadi ...
- Maaf - Apa yang terjadi?
Eh, mereka hanya, uh ...
Terlihat baik untuk saya.
Selanjutnya, kawan.
Terima kasih. Baik.
♪ Jika kamu laki-laki aku laki -laki ♪
♪ Juga, ooh ♪
♪ Jika kamu laki-laki, aku dua kali laki-laki seperti kamu ♪
Hei, aku akan mengambil sesuatu untuk diminum. Kamu ingin sesuatu?
- Ya, tentu. - Baiklah.
♪ Jika kamu laki-laki aku laki -laki ♪
♪ Juga, ooh ♪
♪ Jika kamu laki-laki, aku dua kali laki-laki seperti kamu ♪
Hei!
- Apa-apaan masalahmu? - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hei, ayolah! Ayo, teman!
- Kamu keluar dari sini. - Hei, kamu baik-baik saja?
Ya, brengsek.
Di mana teman-temanmu?
Oh, mereka dibatalkan.
Ini sesuatu yang Anda biasakan di sekitar sini.
Orang-orang mengeluhkan rencana.
- Aku akan segera kembali. - Baiklah...
Hai, um, rum dan Coke.
Hei, apakah ini pertama kalinya kamu melihat Death Valley Girls?
Terima kasih.
Hai.
Hei.
Ada apa dengan hamburger dan tali sepatu?
Eh, ini adalah starter percakapan.
Saya suka itu, pintar.
Saya pikir juga begitu.
- Siapa namamu? - Laurel.
- Izzy. - Senang bertemu denganmu, Izzy.
Anda bukan dari sini, bukan?
- Bagaimana kamu bisa tahu? - Saya hanya bisa.
Itu menyedihkan.
Tidak tidak. Hanya saja Anda sangat antusias.
Orang-orang tinggal di sini cukup lama dan mereka menjadi sadar diri
dan letih, sangat mendera.
Ini sebenarnya malam pertamaku di sini.
- Di Yago? - Di LA.
Oh, dari mana asalmu?
- Oregon. - Anda baru saja pindah ke sini?
Tidak. Yah ...
Mungkin. Saya tinggal bersama saudara saya.
Dia disana.
Oh! Keren!
Ya, dan, um ...
Katakan pada temanmu, terima kasih, omong-omong,
untuk membuang berat badannya di belakang sana.
Oh, Duke.
Dia tampak kuat.
Dia adalah.
Hei, kita akan pergi
pesta afterhours di pusat kota,
jika kamu mau datang
Oh, um ...
Anda tidak harus melakukannya jika merasa tidak nyaman.
Tidak, uh, aku ingin sekali.
K.
- K? - Ya.
Apakah itu yang dikatakan orang di sini?
Nah, hanya saya dan teman-teman saya.
Oh, baiklah ... K.
Hmm.
- Jangan pergi. - Lepaskan saya.
Berangkat!
Hei, aku akan bicara dengan mereka,
- Aku akan segera kembali. - Baik.
Aku hanya sebentar.
- Kamu baik-baik saja? - Ya.
Eh, tempat apa ini?
Yah, dulu produsen perhiasan.
Kemudian menjadi tempat bagi band untuk menyewakan ruang latihan.
Dan sekarang, ini adalah istana pesta rahasia kami .
- Siapa pemiliknya? - Ya.
- Gila. - Bisakah saya menunjukkan bagian yang terbaik?
Tentu.
Sepuluh langsung menuju ke keramaian.
Ya, tidak bercanda.
Anda mendapat reamed.
Baiklah, mari kita lihat.
Ayo, itu aturannya, nak.
- Nak? - Nak.
Baik. Lebih baik berikan wanita itu apa yang dia inginkan.
Tidak buruk.
Ayo, jangan bertingkah seolah kamu tidak terkesan.
Anda punya cukup darah untuk mengerjakan hal itu?
Apa?
Jika saya membawa Anda ke atas, Anda tidak akan mendapatkan semuanya
panggung ketakutan pada saya, kan?
Tidak, eh, saya ... saya kira tidak.
Tidak tidak. Tentu saja tidak.
Baiklah. Ayo pergi.
Kamu juga bisa datang.
Semuanya keluar jam 4:00.
Boo.
Benarkah aku mencari tanda Hollywood?
Tidak.
Tetapi Anda tidak dapat melihatnya di sini.
Terasa seperti berada di film fricking.
Kalian tinggal di sini?
Terkadang.
Oke, jadi apakah Anda semua seperti perampok bank atau sesuatu?
Saya tidak bermaksud kasar, tapi seperti,
bagaimana Anda membayar ini? Kamu siapa?
Kami supervillains.
Maksudmu seperti aplikasi atau sesuatu?
Tidak.
Apa yang kamu kerjakan?
Maaf, apakah itu kasar?
Tidak, ini keren.
Saya mengarahkan video musik.
Oh!
Adakah yang pernah saya lihat?
Eh, banyak hip-hop Bay Area.
Seperti barang bawah tanah.
Bagaimana Anda melakukannya?
Ya, saya suka fotografi di sekolah menengah
dan kemudian saya cukup beruntung untuk mendapatkan kamera,
jadi saya mulai memfilmkan teman - teman saya bermain skateboard dan sial.
Mengeditnya dengan musik, dan saya letakkan di internet
dan berangkat dari sana.
Itu sangat keren.
Eh, um ...
Saya terus berkata keren, seperti orang tolol.
Eh, tapi itu benar-benar keren dan menarik.
Saya berharap saya berhasil.
Itu keren, kurasa. Apa yang ingin kamu lakukan?
- Dengan, seperti, hidupku? - Ya.
Saya tidak punya ide.
Apa yang kamu sukai?
Saya tidak tahu
Setiap kali saya merasa seperti memasuki sesuatu,
sangat mudah bagi saya untuk kehilangan minat.
Seperti, apa intinya, Anda tahu?
Mmm-hmm.
Seperti, terkadang anhedonia lengkap .
Whoo! Menjatuhkan kata-kata mahal pada saya.
Tidak, tapi aku mengerti maksudmu.
Tapi saya pikir saya ingin bekerja dengan orang lain.
Seperti pekerja sosial?
Mungkin lebih banyak membantu orang melalui masalah sulit.
Apapun pekerjaan itu.
Jadi, mengapa Anda duduk begitu jauh?
Saya tidak ingin hanya menunjukkan atap kepada Anda.
Saya harap itu bukan hal yang buruk.
Tidak, um ...
Tidak, kurasa aku hanya gugup.
Terlalu gugup untuk bergeser ke sini sedikit?
Tidak.
Kotoran.
Sayang sekali. Saya pikir kamu sudah siap.
Aku, uh ...
Saya kira Anda hanya harus menonton terlebih dahulu.
Apa-apaan ini?
Apa-apaan ini? Jimmy!
Jimmy! Jimmy, ayolah, bung!
Jimmy, ayolah, bung!
Ayolah! Harus bangun, kawan!
Jimmy sudah mati, brengsek.
Apa yang baru saja kamu lakukan?
Saya minum darahnya.
Ya Tuhan! Ya Tuhan!
Jimmy yang malang.
Satu-satunya kesalahannya adalah menemani menyebalkan.
Anda, di sisi lain ...
Hal itu yang kamu lakukan.
Hal yang Anda harap tidak akan ditemukan siapa pun,
hal yang Anda pikir Anda dapatkan,
itulah tepatnya mengapa Anda di sini.
Apa?
Apakah Anda ingin saya menyebutkan namanya?
Bagaimana Anda tahu bahwa?
Kekuatan vampir super seksi saya , konyol.
Ngomong-ngomong, itu Claire.
Kecuali Anda mengira itu adalah tebakan beruntung.
Apa yang sedang terjadi?
Anda tahu, saya benar-benar tidak akan memikirkan detailnya, Todd.
Jadi sekarang Anda memiliki panjang persis rokok ini
untuk menerima kenyataan bahwa untuk sekali dalam hidup Anda,
itu tidak akan berhasil untukmu.
Tidak banyak bintang.
Itulah satu hal baik tentang dari mana saya berasal.
Anda dapat melihat seluruh Bima Sakti di malam hari.
Kamu lapar sama sekali?
Malam pertama saya di LA,
dan ini sudah malam terbaik dalam hidupku.
Saya tidak berusaha menjadi aneh.
Ya Tuhan, semoga kedengarannya tidak terlalu dramatis.
Tidak.
Tetapi jika kita dapat membuatnya lebih istimewa,
jika Anda memiliki satu malam di sini, satu malam saja,
apa lagi yang ingin kamu lakukan?
Mungkin ingin melihat matahari terbit di lautan.
Matahari terbenam di barat. Itu tidak naik.
- Persetan. - Tapi kita masih bisa pergi.
Jadi, tidak terdengar semua emo,
tapi bisakah aku melihatmu lagi?
Saya pikir ini lebih seperti hal satu malam.
Oh ...
- Maafkan saya. - Tidak tidak. Um ...
Ini tak ada kaitannya dengan Anda.
Tidak apa-apa. Anda tidak perlu menjelaskan diri sendiri.
Ini bukan pertama kalinya ...
...kamu tahu...
Cukup.
Saya suka yang ini.
Dia mengingatkan saya pada seseorang yang dulu saya kenal.
Jika Anda belum menemukan jawabannya ...
Sekop banyak omong kosong dalam hidup Anda, bukan?
Bagaimana Anda ingin memegang kunci kerajaan untuk perubahan?
Apakah Anda tahu apa yang saya minta?
Duke, apakah Anda yakin?
Mengapa kami tidak memberi Anda waktu untuk memikirkannya?
Jika kamu selamat.
Kotoran.
Laurel, dari mana saja kau?
Saya sudah menelepon Anda sepanjang malam.
Dan Anda masih belum memanggil Ibu dengan ...
Astaga, Tuhan, apa yang terjadi?
Tidak ada.
- Apakah ada yang melakukan ini padamu? - Tidak.
- Laurel. - Saya baik-baik saja.
- Ini hanya, bodoh ... - Apa?
- Saya merasa. - Apa?
Saya mabuk dan kurang tidur
dan aku jatuh.
Saya bangun, semua orang pergi.
- You fell? - I fell, Mark.
Wait, your friends just up and bailed on you?
I guess.
Probably didn't know what to do
and booked it.
Why the fuck didn't you call me?
Because I smashed my phone.
Well, that's fucking great.
Please don't tell Mom.
Hey, do I need to take you to the hospital?
Mmm-mmm. I just need to rest.
You wanna take my bed?
No, I'm just
gonna pass out right here, if that's all right.
Could you close the blinds though?
It's fucking bright in here.
Hey, you gotta do me a favor, though.
Call Mom.
Tell her you dropped your phone in the toilet or something.
- Okay? - Mmm-hmm.
- What time is it? - 7:00.
Oh.
It feels like I've been asleep forever.
It's Sunday.
Holy shit.
You hungry?
Not really.
You should eat something anyway.
You know what? I'm okay.
Just eat it.
Whoa! Hey!
Lolo, you okay in there?
What's going on with you?
Jesus.
You sure you don't need to go to the hospital?
No. I'm fine.
- Laurel. - I'm fine!
Okay.
Ah.
Fuck.
Hi, can I help you guys with something?
Is Laurel home?
It's a bit late.
Is it?
Are you gonna let us in or what?
Yeah, sure.
Hey, kid.
- Nice boxers. - Yeah, thanks.
How are you feeling?
I'm fine.
You were supposed to meet us, remember?
Yeah, sorry about that.
Sorry about the other night.
I'm glad you're okay.
Whoa, whoa, wait.
Are these the fucking assholes who ditched you?
No, they're not.
Thought we'd stop by and see if you're still down.
Glad we found the place. You weren't answering your phone.
Okay, why's everyone talking so cryptically?
And why's she sorry about the other night?
Mark, can you just...
Can you just go put on some pants?
He's fine the way he is.
Oh, how fucking rude of me
to be in my living room in boxers
at, the middle of the fucking night?
Mark!
Okay.
Yeah, just, um...
Just give me a second to get ready.
Okay.
- So, are you guys like... - Vampires?
Yup.
Am I a vampire now?
Do you wanna be?
I don't know.
Can vampires get drunk?
Bitch, you can get as lit as you want.
Were you gonna kill me?
Does that scare you?
Not really.
Why not?
My life's already kind of been like a horror movie.
Most of it. So...
Fuck it.
Careful, that's the last one.
What is it?
The cure.
If you take it before you feed,
you'll turn back into your old self.
Now would be the time for any questions.
Do you guys kill people?
Indiscriminately.
Innocent people?
Say it's like 80/20.
You know, we try to target the trolls,
the privileged and their apathetic trust fund kids,
but we're not a movement.
We're a terrorist organization, at best.
So, you were gonna kill me.
Yes.
Why?
People you're attracted to taste better.
I don't wanna kill people.
Too bad.
Knock it off.
The world's a meatgrinder, kid.
Especially if you're a woman.
I don't think you need a Power Point presentation to know that one's true.
We're politically, socially, and mythologically fucked.
Our roles are secondary.
Our body's suspect, alien, other.
We're made to be monsters, so let's be monsters.
Let's be gods.
What we offer here is not the chance to join a group,
but the chance to truly be an individual.
That's the pitch.
What about my family?
What about them?
Izzy directs music videos and visits her brother all the time.
Frog does tattoos out of her dad's shop in Eagle Rock.
And Roya...
has a cat.
Mister Kitty.
We stick together because we want to.
Because it's safer.
But you can do whatever you want,
just don't break the rules.
All right, what are the rules?
Glad you asked.
The first rule of Bite Club...
Bite Club?
Juggalos was taken.
We don't actually have a name.
I just... I was trying to sound cool.
What about Bit Girls?
Nah, sounds like we're part of STEM or something.
Anyway...
Rule number one,
you never glamour another vampire.
Okay? You never invade their minds
to affect their decisions.
Rule number two.
You kill what you eat.
Otherwise it turns,
and we're not ready for that kind of expansion yet.
All potential recruits are decided by me, and me alone,
but we all have veto power.
Which brings me to our final, and most important rule.
You never, ever, turn a man.
It's off limits.
Men can't handle power.
They have it already and look at what they've done with it.
What about me?
Never crossed my mind.
So, what do you say, ladies?
All those in favor of Laurel joining the V-Squad.
Yup.
Yeah.
All right.
K.
This is Jacob.
When Jacob isn't listening to Joe Rogan
prat along about ayahuasca, he's on Twitter
under the user name, shitlordshaman89
where he tells young women
they deserve to be raped to death.
He also spends his time growing conspiracy molds
about the deep state and the vile petri dish of subreddits
with other like-minded fucksticks.
However, one of these conspiracies
involves the idea that there's a secret cabal
of female vampires that stalk Los Angeles.
Broken clocks, am I right?
So, Jacob and his buddies,
they get together and they share stories
and they fancy themselves vampire hunters.
Don't you, Jacob?
Luckily for us, Jacob is also on Tinder
where he goes by his full name, Jacob Oflinger,
and, yes, he's posing with a fish he caught.
He describes himself as old-fashioned and a bit fashy.
All it took Frog was a few choice photos to lure him out
of whatever baby cave he was holed up in.
Crunch time, kid.
This is the part where you take the red pill
and kick it in wonderland,
or go back home to Kansas.
That's it.
You're nothing but a cat with its prey.
Do it!
I'm sorry. I can't.
I can't do it.
No. You just need more time.
Duke, what are you doing? Let go of me.
- Duke! - Let go!
- She's made up her mind. - I know what I'm doing.
Let me go! Help!
- Let her go. - Help me! Help!
Help!
What do we do now?
- Nothing. - What?
We let her go.
She'll learn. She'll feed.
As for you...
What's so fucking funny?
We got you bitches in hell.
What are you doing, man? Fucking waste 'em.
Yeah, hurry the fuck up!
Come on.
Ahhh!
Not so fucking fast.
You'll put...
the flamethrower...
down.
Your mental bullshit
ain't gonna work on me, snowflake.
I'm linked to the master.
I want the code...
to the vault.
Go fuck yourself.
Ahhh!
Smoke me, motherfucker! I'm not giving you shit.
You don't understand.
He promised me.
He promised.
So, if you want your little friend to live
you will release him!
I will never release him.
I could give two shits and a fuck what you'll do.
Even if I did,
he wouldn't give you what you wanted anyway.
Release him! God damn it!
Or else I'll barbeque all of you.
- Do it. - Release him now.
Argh!
I'd ask how you were doing, but...
frankly, you seem to be doing pretty well.
All things considered.
How is she?
Frog?
She'll live.
You?
Did you come up here to give me a speech?
Don't flatter yourself.
This is my thinking roof.
What was all that?
Maybe not right now, all right?
No, fuck that. I wanna know everything.
You owe me that.
I guess I do.
Part of the reason we stick together is because we have to.
Those two young guys...
were vampire hunters.
That old man...
he was a Familiar.
Something that vampires used to have.
Well...
one vampire used to have.
Someone to do his dirty laundry.
Literally,
his dirty laundry,
file his taxes, whatever.
In exchange for the promise that one day he would turn them.
But he would never turn them.
Who was he?
Vlad...
Manfred...
Castaneda.
The Master.
And?
I'm getting there.
In this world, it takes a tremendous...
amount of guts,
for some people to merely exist.
Much less, be who they truly are.
And back when I was a little bit younger than you are now...
to be who I wanted to be, I had to run away from home.
I won't bother you with what fucking farm I came from.
But when I was 15...
I knew exactly where I had to get to.
New York City.
But this was New York in the '70s.
A shithole.
And I didn't have a dime to my name or a pot to piss in.
But I didn't care.
Because I was free.
So I did what I had to do.
Whatever I had to do.
And I fought...
and I scraped.
And I learned how to survive.
Until finally...
I learned how to thrive.
I'd found my home.
And I'd even found my people.
I was exactly who I wanted to be.
And nobody...
I mean nobody...
was ever going to take that away from me.
And that's when I met him.
He was beautiful.
Magnificent.
Like an archangel.
I was mesmerized.
But I knew that couldn't be right.
I mean, I'm a full-blown, fucking dyke.
And here I was drooling over this...
man.
I couldn't help myself.
Because I wasn't really me.
I was a slave.
I was one of his brides.
There to serve his every depravity.
And it was like that...
for decades.
It was like being trapped inside myself.
I was aware of who I was, who I used to be.
But I could do nothing about it.
He could shapeshift.
Turn to mist.
I don't know exactly, how old he was.
But we're talking centuries.
And when you live that long, the days turn to hours.
Decades in to evenings.
When you can never OD.
When you can never...
be hungover or get sick.
The only thing you can become addicted to...
is the lifestyle.
He started losing his grip.
And that's when I took my shot.
She was the first bride.
The oldest and strongest of us.
He'd saved her from some 14th century mud hut
where her dad and uncles fucked the goat
when they were too drunk to bother with her.
But she truly loved him.
But she knew I was right.
His heart refused to burn...
so I locked it away.
And consume him...
piece by piece.
Why do you do that?
Because it gives me a taste of his power.
It makes him my fucking slave.
So, why not just eat the heart?
I can't.
Whenever I take from him I can feel him kicking around in my head.
I'm afraid of what will happen if I take too much.
So that's why we never glamour another vampire.
And why no man will ever be a vampire again.
Make no mistake,
given enough time and the chance,
they would all do what he did.
If they had the power to.
If they knew they wouldn't be held accountable.
Tell me I'm wrong.
I don't know that I can.
I picture a world where every woman is a vampire.
Let men be the ones who are afraid to fucking jog at night.
Hey.
Wanna see something cool?
I don't know how much more I can take tonight.
No.
This you'll like.
This everyone likes.
Take my hand.
Okay.
Think happy thoughts.
Oh, shit.
Trust me.
Focus on your stomach and try to pull me in to you.
- Whoa, slow down. - I can't.
Holy shit, I can fucking fly.
You now know kung fu too.
- Really? - No.
This is fucking amazing!
All right, all right, Jesus.
You know what? Let's get out of the sky before someone sees us and we end up on the news.
I have to ask you something else first.
Shoot.
It's about the first bride.
What about her?
That usually doesn't happen so fast.
I cannot fucking believe it.
I'm a goddamn vampire!
I know,
but we can't stay here much longer.
- We must leave here now. - Oh, okay.
Thank you, for this.
Thank you.
I love you.
I love you too.
Duke, no.
This is the hole.
This is where you go if you break the rules.
Which one did she break?
The important one.
So, how was she...
The only thing that can kill a vampire...
is fire.
And you have to burn the heart.
How long is she going to be down there?
As long as it takes.
And she's all alone?
Can you imagine?
No.
Good.
So don't fuck up.
So, uh...
you...
trying to go home tonight?
What's with you?
Are you kidding?
It's too easy.
So?
So that's the problem.
It's not me.
Um...
I don't think it is.
I don't know. How do you do it?
I just do.
I mean, you were going to do it to me.
Glad I didn't.
I'm serious.
You're still hung up on that shit?
You know...
Maybe, I don't want it to be easy.
Were you given a choice?
Yeah.
Why did you do it?
You don't know?
Agency, I guess?
Kicks? I mean, I don't really think about it.
That's the other thing.
I get we don't age, that we stay the same, but...
what if people start asking questions?
Yeah, I mean, you got a few years.
People just think you're aging well.
Christ, I'm going to be 18 forever.
There are worse fates, than eternal youth and glamour.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that's why Frog signed up in the first place.
Just think on it like this,
if science and medicine keep progressing,
the logical endgame wouldn't just be to just prolong life
but to stop death and preserve youth, so...
we leapfrogged ahead.
Lolo, where are you?
You're ignoring me, you're ignoring Mom.
I'm getting calls from Andy 'cause you won't answer his calls either.
Call me back.
Yes, Mom.
I'm fine, I'm having fun.
- Well... Bill, say hi to your daughter. - Hi, honey.
Hi, Daddy.
You sound so tired.
I am.
Is your brother being nice to you?
Yes, Mom.
We don't have anything to worry about, do we?
No.
I know.
Yes.
Hold on a second, let me grab something.
Honey, what's up?
Nothing.
You promise?
Yes. I just...
I haven't gotten a lot of sleep
the past couple of nights and I...
guess it's caught up to me.
Look, we know you're experimenting and all and
we did the same thing when we were your age, but
you're staying away from the hard drugs, right?
Yes, Mom.
And you're not drinking and driving?
No, Mom.
You can tell me if something is wrong.
You know that?
I know.
Okay.
I'll stop.
Well, I guess I'll just
let you go then.
You know you can come back home anytime you want, right?
I know.
You can.
All right.
Love you, honey.
I love you too, Mom.
- Bye. - Bye.
Hey, you talked to Mom?
- Yeah. - Cool.
Well, guess who I have here for you?
It's Andy. He's been trying to get a hold of you.
Yo, here she is. I caught her ass.
Hey.
Hey, bitch, why have you been ducking me?
Yeah.
I'm sorry. I really am.
It's just, things have been really,
insane.
I don't think I would know how to explain it, even if I could.
Just do it in person. Did Mark tell you?
Tell me what?
I am going to come visit you next week.
Already bought my ticket.
What?
I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Okay.
You just...
Why not?
It's just...
I'm going through...
something.
So am I.
I'm sorry, I really am.
Fucking classic, I knew this shit was gonna happen.
Andy, it has nothing to do with you, I promise.
It's just...
Andy?
Boo.
Inland fucking empire.
Ew.
Of course they'd be here.
Oh, shit.
We've prepared for this, everyone stay frosty.
Right, captain fucking 20 year old.
Get the chargers and napalm ready.
We blow these bitches to kingdom come, if they step foot in here.
We know they aren't impervious to bullets
and we know fire kills them.
This is our moment.
All in.
I told you, we should get the fuck out of here.
Mind your surroundings and stand tight now, we're safe together.
Why do they always think we don't have weapons?
I gotta go.
- Wait, you just fucking got here. - I know, I've got plans.
Oh... I see.
Shadows me my whole life,
steals my taste in music, worships at my feet but now I'm the lame one.
Look...
Oh, no, it's cool, it's cool. I'd be hanging out at spice world too, if I was you.
Hey, you sure they wouldn't wanna just come hang out with us here?
I'm sure.
Okay, fine.
- Love you. - Yup.
Call of Duty?
Your new digs.
Go nuts.
Thanks.
Welcome home.
What? No coffin?
Why would we do that?
Uh, 'cause it's dope.
Layman.
Honestly, I don't, I don't think it could be described
for the layman. That was... That was the chemistry...
Guy's an idiot.
I wouldn't call myself a feminist.
And not because I don't agree, of course...
I agree with feminism.
I just think that by saying I'm a feminist
implies that I'm already there.
That I have the answers and I... I have done all the work.
And I don't think honestly a man can be a feminist.
Men right now, I think they need to step out of the way.
They need to step out of the way and they need to what?
Listen.
You know, you gonna have to feed.
Sooner or later.
You all right?
I am fine.
I'm just, uh...
I'm waiting for my Uber.
Uh...
Hey, oh, what's your name?
Laurel.
I'm Cici.
Like two C's...
C-C together.
Yeah, I got it.
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a cigarette, would you?
- Oh, um... - Um... let me.
Oh, if you would...
There we go, I got one.
- Hmm. - Here.
Ah, thank you.
- Hello. - Oh, huh. You're welcome.
- Um... have a good night. - Yeah, here's your lighter back.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- Help! - Shit!
Ahhh.
- What the hell are you doing? - What are you doing here?
Making sure you don't do anything stupid.
- You are watching me? - Yeah.
And good thing I was too.
I'm so profoundly bored by your crisis of conscience.
I'm gonna need you to get with the fucking program.
Well, you said I could do whatever.
Not if it's going to get you killed.
Or better yet, get us killed.
You wanna be trigger shy?
Fine.
The longer you fight the hunger, the bigger the mistake you'll make.
Trust me.
Come on.
What's going on?
Andy tried to kill himself.
What?
He swallowed a bottle of aspirin.
He's not dead.
His liver is fucked and he's in intensive care, but he's gonna be fine.
He left a note, I guess.
No idea what it says, but...
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I wanted to tell you in person.
- Why didn't he... - Call you?
Nobody's been able to get a hold of you at all.
I think I need some help.
No.
Not this time.
I can't do this anymore.
Do what anymore?
Why the fuck do you think I moved so far away, huh?
I don't know... To be an actor, I guess.
Which you haven't once asked me about, by the way.
But, no, that's not it.
To get away from me?
Yes.
Why? Do I embarrass you?
No.
No, fuck you.
I was never embarrassed.
Ever!
Don't you dare try and accuse me of that.
I always stuck by you.
Through all the fighting and the family therapy
and every time you tried to swallow a fucking bottle of pills.
Through every emotional goddamn ringer.
I was always there and I always stood up for you.
Especially to Mom and Dad.
And I'm so glad
that everything's all peachy keen between you all now, I really am.
But I'm sick of being involved in your drama.
My life is not defined by you anymore.
You know when people call me, the first thing they ask is if you're okay?
"How's Laurel? Is she okay?"
"Poor thing, I hope she's doing better."
Nobody ever asks if I'm okay.
But guess what? I'm not,
and neither was your friend.
And maybe if you weren't out kicking ass with the cheetah girls,
you'd have fucking noticed.
Don't you for a second blame this on me.
I never stood in the way of you becoming who you are.
But it turns out who you are
is a selfish bitch.
Mark.
Shit.
Fuck! Come on, Mark.
Come on.
Mark!
Mark...
- Come on. - Ugh.
Help me!
Help!
Help me!
You're gonna be okay.
Help!
You're gonna be fine.
Help me!
What the fuck are you guys just looking at? Help me!
Duke!
Duke, I'm so sorry.
What have you done?
I messed up.
Is that who I think it is?
Laurel, no.
He hasn't fed yet too, please, I just need the cure.
- Please, I'll do anything. - The cure?
You can throw me in the hole for however long, five years, 10 years. I don't give a fuck.
Just, please.
You mean this cure?
God, thank you.
It's an aeroplane bottle of Everclear, with the label scratched off.
What?
There is no fucking cure.
We were just gonna kill you.
Tough titties, kid.
No.
I'm sorry, but you brought this on yourself.
Duke, don't you fucking touch my brother.
Laurel.
Either you kill him or I do.
What's going on?
You have about five seconds to decide.
Okay, just... back off.
Give me some space.
Laurel.
Run.
Fuck.
What are you gonna do? Kill us all?
When are you going to grow up?
Look around you.
How long are you gonna remain a fucking teenager?
I never got to be one.
He took it from me.
Get over it.
Let's go, okay?
And what were all you ladies bickering about?
Mark...
Laurel, huh?
Stop the car.
We're not stopping the fucking car.
Stop the car.
Okay.
I don't know any of you.
But I know you know who I am.
And I know what you've been told.
How dare you sit in judgment of me.
What was that line from that movie?
Most people will never have to know what they're capable of.
Once, I was benevolent.
Once, I was heroic.
Once, I was charitable. Once, I was cruel.
Once, I was cruel
and once, I was decadent.
All these things,
I have been and more and yet you insist
on painting me with one single brush.
Just because I what?
Made you feel love?
Plucked you from obscurity and gave you eternal life?
How horrible.
Rule number one.
No glamouring another vampire, that's the way you have it, right?
Yet...
I can feel my glamour in the air.
Did you ever tell them?
You all had no idea, did you?
Oh, it's subtle
to be sure, but it's there.
She's in your heads.
Nudging your decisions.
Using my stolen power, to influence your lives.
It isn't true.
Hey.
Who am I to judge?
Whatever makes you attractive, right? Well...
all that's over now.
Is that true?
Tell them.
Duke.
I did it, to make it easier to help you.
And there we have it.
Don't be too harsh on her though, girls.
You know...
it's been so long, I think I need to celebrate.
A night on the town, what do you think?
Maybe,
dress you up all nice and foxy.
Mmm.
On the other hand...
I think I'd rather just kill you.
Who do we have here?
I suppose, it is the new millennium.
A-ha.
Not sure you've been paying attention, but...
Laurel.
I suppose you'll reconsider my brother.
He'll turn cruel.
You watch and learn.
Maybe you need some time to think about it then.
So, what do you guys say we come up with some new rules?
So... vampires, huh?
- Yeah. - Great.
I'm sorry.
This is so fucked.
I don't want this.
I don't wanna even be a vampire.
Neither did I.
Life's full of shit you never think should happen.
And it does.
You should just kill me.
No.
I don't want to drink fucking blood, Laurel.
Then, don't.
We'll figure this out, we've got time.
What if she's right?
What if I turn... cruel?
Fuck that.
Look, just 'cause you're a dude doesn't mean you have an excuse to become a shithead.
Control your goddamn behavior and you'll be fine.
Or what?
Or...
else.
Mark, I'm sorry.
For everything.
We can do this together.
I've got your back, I will do my best to never let you down.
You know, maybe we have a chance to do something here.
Seperti apa?
Saya tidak tahu
Saya membayangkan dunia di mana semua orang menjadi vampir.
Karena kalau begitu kita semua akan dipaksa untuk berurusan dengan satu sama lain sampai kita menemukan masalah kita.
Aku sangat takut, Lolo.
Semua akan baik-baik saja.
Jadi apa yang kita lakukan sekarang?
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