0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:10,375 --> 00:00:25,378 Luck16 2 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,926 At the dawn of time, 3 00:00:33,928 --> 00:00:36,929 the roles of men and women were well-defined. 4 00:00:45,073 --> 00:00:47,140 He who lived an adventurous life, 5 00:00:47,142 --> 00:00:49,675 hunting, foraging and providing, 6 00:00:50,845 --> 00:00:52,945 while she stayed in thesecurity of their cave dwelling 7 00:00:52,947 --> 00:00:54,914 and made what little they had at home. 8 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,687 But over millions of years, something strange happened: 9 00:01:01,689 --> 00:01:04,073 the lines blurred. 10 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:06,458 Call it evolution or straight up confusion, 11 00:01:06,461 --> 00:01:10,696 but the modern relationship is so complicated. 12 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:14,033 Just like every other couple throughout history, 13 00:01:14,035 --> 00:01:15,701 we had plenty of our own issues. 14 00:01:15,703 --> 00:01:17,837 While most people plan a date night, 15 00:01:17,839 --> 00:01:20,540 see a therapist or secretly take out 16 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:22,208 their frustrations during sex, 17 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:24,944 we needed something much more intense. 18 00:01:24,946 --> 00:01:26,646 We needed an intervention. 19 00:01:28,716 --> 00:01:30,583 I guess we should start at the beginning. 20 00:01:30,585 --> 00:01:33,820 When Pam and I first met, like every other guy, 21 00:01:33,822 --> 00:01:35,822 I was just trying to scratch out a living. 22 00:01:37,225 --> 00:01:40,660 - What about Venice? - Nah, too cliche. 23 00:01:40,662 --> 00:01:42,094 Yeah. 24 00:01:42,096 --> 00:01:43,062 Tokyo? 25 00:01:43,064 --> 00:01:47,467 You know, I don't think Francesca eats sushi. 26 00:01:47,469 --> 00:01:48,734 Yeah well, we can't just take 'em 27 00:01:48,736 --> 00:01:49,902 to New York for dinner this month. 28 00:01:49,904 --> 00:01:50,870 That's amateur. 29 00:01:50,872 --> 00:01:53,606 I don't know, they're Black Ops. 30 00:01:53,608 --> 00:01:55,208 Their standards are pretty high. 31 00:01:56,744 --> 00:01:57,977 Well I'll think of somethin'. 32 00:01:57,979 --> 00:01:59,045 Yeah. 33 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:11,657 What about Paris? 34 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,482 Well with everything goin' on there, 35 00:02:14,483 --> 00:02:15,894 I don't wanna feel like I'm on-call. 36 00:02:24,606 --> 00:02:26,322 Nah, you're right. 37 00:02:26,323 --> 00:02:28,039 I'll think of somethin' a little more exotic 38 00:02:30,144 --> 00:02:31,143 off the grid. 39 00:02:33,948 --> 00:02:37,250 You didn't see that or this. 40 00:02:39,854 --> 00:02:41,220 - I've got it. - What? 41 00:02:41,222 --> 00:02:42,555 Kathmandu. 42 00:02:43,258 --> 00:02:45,992 Kathman-fucking-du, yes! 43 00:02:45,994 --> 00:02:47,560 The girls are gonna love the little restaurants 44 00:02:47,562 --> 00:02:49,128 and dive bars in the Himalayas. 45 00:02:56,938 --> 00:02:59,672 The important thing is what happens in Kathmandu, 46 00:02:59,674 --> 00:03:01,007 stays in Kathmandu. 47 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:08,681 I've got our target, 48 00:03:08,683 --> 00:03:09,749 Egan Doyle. 49 00:03:09,751 --> 00:03:11,985 We don't know what kind of weapon 50 00:03:11,986 --> 00:03:14,220 he's trying to acquire or from whom. 51 00:03:15,256 --> 00:03:17,690 He's moving quickly through the concourse. 52 00:03:33,308 --> 00:03:34,840 I'm so sorry, are you okay? 53 00:03:34,842 --> 00:03:36,309 No no, I'm not okay. 54 00:03:38,112 --> 00:03:39,111 What? 55 00:03:44,652 --> 00:03:45,751 That really fucking hurt. 56 00:03:51,614 --> 00:03:53,269 Corey, (taps) what's goin' on? 57 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,925 I just don't know what would make you in such a rush. 58 00:03:54,929 --> 00:03:56,228 You don't have to be running recklessly through a mall 59 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,264 without looking where you're going. 60 00:03:58,266 --> 00:03:59,710 I mean it was rude 61 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:01,155 and I've just gotten to a point in my life 62 00:04:01,156 --> 00:04:02,600 where I'm gonna be one of these people that speaks up, 63 00:04:02,604 --> 00:04:04,103 so this is me speaking up. 64 00:04:05,273 --> 00:04:06,639 And I'm just curious what you might have to say 65 00:04:06,641 --> 00:04:07,940 other than you're sorry 66 00:04:07,941 --> 00:04:09,240 because you've already fucking said that. 67 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:17,149 I don't know. 68 00:04:20,021 --> 00:04:21,887 - Sorry, I overstepped. 69 00:04:23,091 --> 00:04:25,858 Here I am giving lectures when I should just be 70 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,927 I'm handing out free samples. 71 00:04:27,929 --> 00:04:29,929 What the hell are you doin', Corey? 72 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:32,232 Go get Egan. 73 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:34,534 It's all about customer appreciation 74 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,836 and I want you to know that I appreciate you. 75 00:04:38,306 --> 00:04:39,639 I feel appreciated. 76 00:04:41,209 --> 00:04:43,209 Whoa, your hands. 77 00:04:43,211 --> 00:04:46,078 They're like sandpaper. 78 00:04:47,181 --> 00:04:49,949 What, are you in construction or something? 79 00:04:49,951 --> 00:04:51,050 What the? 80 00:04:53,321 --> 00:04:54,920 No, I'm not in construction. 81 00:04:54,922 --> 00:04:57,923 I work in cardboard, sell cardboard boxes. 82 00:05:01,062 --> 00:05:03,396 Right well if you want, 83 00:05:03,398 --> 00:05:05,031 you can join our membership club. 84 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:07,166 We can send you, you know information, 85 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:08,367 specials and coupons. 86 00:05:08,369 --> 00:05:11,103 I just need your email. 87 00:05:11,105 --> 00:05:13,339 Yeah, join the club. 88 00:05:16,377 --> 00:05:17,376 Great. 89 00:05:19,881 --> 00:05:24,016 I'm Corey. 90 00:05:24,018 --> 00:05:25,017 I'm Pam. 91 00:05:29,323 --> 00:05:31,090 Corey. 92 00:05:31,092 --> 00:05:32,725 Is this thing even working? 93 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:33,726 Corey. 94 00:05:35,997 --> 00:05:37,196 Corey, Corey! 95 00:05:38,065 --> 00:05:38,931 Shit, I'm sorry. 96 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:39,965 I have to go. 97 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,367 Is everything okay? 98 00:05:41,369 --> 00:05:42,368 Just a business meeting. 99 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:43,836 What about your email? 100 00:05:43,838 --> 00:05:46,238 Don't worry, I'll find you. 101 00:05:53,181 --> 00:05:54,380 Fuck, shit. 102 00:05:55,316 --> 00:05:56,315 We lost Egan. 103 00:05:58,352 --> 00:05:59,719 We lost Egan. 104 00:06:01,222 --> 00:06:02,455 What the fuck? 105 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:15,034 Jeez, thought it was a bug. 106 00:06:18,773 --> 00:06:21,874 Don't freak out, Corey's gonna be here any minute. 107 00:06:25,213 --> 00:06:27,813 So you're looking at Havenshire County's 108 00:06:27,815 --> 00:06:30,116 year five figure skating champion. 109 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,086 Wow, you're really good. 110 00:06:41,429 --> 00:06:42,428 Oh my god. 111 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:45,898 Were you in the Olympics or something? 112 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,933 Just a little ice hockey growin' up. 113 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:51,804 - I knew it. - What? 114 00:06:51,806 --> 00:06:52,872 You're gonna be one of those guys 115 00:06:52,874 --> 00:06:54,374 who's good at everything. 116 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:55,875 What's wrong with being good at everything? 117 00:06:55,877 --> 00:06:57,977 Knowing you're good at everything, 118 00:06:57,979 --> 00:07:00,246 nothing will ever make you happy. 119 00:07:00,248 --> 00:07:01,214 That's not true. 120 00:07:01,215 --> 00:07:02,181 - I'm totally happy. - Are you? 121 00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:03,215 Yeah, I am. 122 00:07:05,419 --> 00:07:07,787 You wanna know what I think? 123 00:07:07,789 --> 00:07:09,522 I think you're one of those guys 124 00:07:09,523 --> 00:07:11,256 who's always gonna be looking up at the clouds 125 00:07:11,259 --> 00:07:13,826 tryin' to figure out the next dream, 126 00:07:13,828 --> 00:07:16,195 the next accomplishment trying to see 127 00:07:16,197 --> 00:07:19,265 every little part of the world and how to escape to it 128 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:22,101 all so you don't have to look in the mirror 129 00:07:22,103 --> 00:07:23,936 and find out who you really are. 130 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:29,441 Where's the adventure in that, my dear? 131 00:07:30,878 --> 00:07:34,213 The adventure is finding out what's really inside. 132 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,603 It's still kinda early. 133 00:07:40,604 --> 00:07:42,087 What do you feel like doin'? 134 00:07:42,089 --> 00:07:45,224 No, it's your turn. 135 00:07:45,226 --> 00:07:48,327 You can't expect me to come up with everything. 136 00:07:49,096 --> 00:07:50,262 All right, well we can hop 137 00:07:50,264 --> 00:07:52,097 a jet to New York, catch a play. 138 00:07:54,168 --> 00:07:56,068 Jump on a yacht to Tahiti. 139 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,520 Yeah. 140 00:07:57,521 --> 00:07:58,971 Or we can head to Kenya for a safari. 141 00:07:58,973 --> 00:08:01,507 Your head, it's in the clouds. 142 00:08:01,509 --> 00:08:04,210 For a guy who sells cardboard boxes for a living, 143 00:08:04,212 --> 00:08:06,912 you have quite the imagination. 144 00:08:08,983 --> 00:08:10,149 Yeah, I guess I do. 145 00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:16,255 Look, I've gotta get up early in the morning 146 00:08:16,257 --> 00:08:19,258 to open the store, so I think we should call it a night. 147 00:08:20,394 --> 00:08:22,328 Yeah. 148 00:08:22,329 --> 00:08:24,263 Yeah, we'll call it a rain check on our next adventure. 149 00:08:30,538 --> 00:08:32,216 (Corey sighing) 150 00:08:32,217 --> 00:08:33,895 Look, I hope I didn't freak you out earlier 151 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:35,574 with my whole anti-thrill seeking diagnosis. 152 00:08:37,645 --> 00:08:40,379 There's something about you. 153 00:08:43,885 --> 00:08:45,017 There's a word for it. 154 00:08:45,019 --> 00:08:46,619 - You're just-- - Oh god, no. 155 00:08:46,621 --> 00:08:49,154 No, look I've been on way too many dates 156 00:08:49,156 --> 00:08:50,456 where people pretend. 157 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:51,924 You know, they're not themselves. 158 00:08:51,926 --> 00:08:53,175 It's not me. 159 00:08:53,176 --> 00:08:54,425 What you see is what you get. 160 00:08:55,229 --> 00:08:56,451 No, I get it. 161 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,674 I'd much rather have you be real than-- 162 00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:58,897 Present something I'm not? 163 00:09:01,335 --> 00:09:02,434 Right, yeah. 164 00:09:05,506 --> 00:09:07,940 I guess if you do wanna come over, you can. 165 00:09:07,942 --> 00:09:09,308 But I'm gonna be watching a movie 166 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:11,410 and I have laundry, like a lot of laundry. 167 00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:13,012 Stacks of it, in fact. 168 00:09:13,014 --> 00:09:14,947 Love to do laundry and watch a movie. 169 00:09:21,455 --> 00:09:24,456 Great. 170 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,457 Great. 171 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:45,077 - Are you good? - Yeah, I'm good. 172 00:09:45,079 --> 00:09:46,178 You? 173 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:47,179 Yeah. 174 00:09:55,723 --> 00:09:56,989 - Fuck! - What the hell 175 00:09:56,991 --> 00:09:58,057 is wrong with you? 176 00:09:58,058 --> 00:09:59,124 You're messin' me up. 177 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,191 - Coffee. - You never miss. 178 00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:01,777 Yeah well, it must be the gun. 179 00:10:01,778 --> 00:10:03,361 You know ever since we failed that Egan mission, 180 00:10:03,364 --> 00:10:05,498 you haven't been the same. 181 00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:07,633 All right Smuts, I failed one fuckin' mission one time. 182 00:10:07,635 --> 00:10:09,601 It's bound to happen sooner or later, 'kay? 183 00:10:09,603 --> 00:10:11,603 Well it wouldn't have happened 184 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:13,604 if you weren't off flirting with Pat. 185 00:10:13,607 --> 00:10:15,407 - It's Pam. - Whatever. 186 00:10:16,544 --> 00:10:19,345 Just tell me you're not gettin' serious with this girl. 187 00:10:20,114 --> 00:10:21,614 Trust me. 188 00:10:21,615 --> 00:10:23,115 Pam and I, we're just havin' fun. 189 00:10:23,117 --> 00:10:24,550 There's nothin' serious about it. 190 00:10:24,552 --> 00:10:25,918 45 seconds to play 191 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:27,285 in the sudden death overtime. 192 00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:35,894 Who would you do 193 00:10:35,895 --> 00:10:37,261 if you could be someone completely different? 194 00:10:37,264 --> 00:10:39,098 What do you mean? 195 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,533 Don't you ever think about making some drastic change? 196 00:10:41,535 --> 00:10:43,635 You know, taking some risk and chance 197 00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:45,704 just to be something else. 198 00:10:46,674 --> 00:10:49,041 Oh yeah, sure. 199 00:10:49,043 --> 00:10:50,209 I mean why not buy a three-bedroom house 200 00:10:50,211 --> 00:10:52,145 and sell boxes from one place 201 00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:54,080 rather than chase corporate accounts all over the world? 202 00:10:54,081 --> 00:10:56,015 - No no no no, you have to be something else. 203 00:10:56,017 --> 00:10:59,018 I mean like for me, I've always always always 204 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:01,520 wanted to have my makeup line. 205 00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:04,456 - Really? - Yeah, absolutely. 206 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,492 I mean I can see the packaging field the products. 207 00:11:06,494 --> 00:11:07,960 I once even worked for the chemists 208 00:11:07,961 --> 00:11:09,427 in developing this firming cream. 209 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,697 Firming cream, what is firming cream? 210 00:11:11,699 --> 00:11:14,566 Oh you don't have to worry about it, you don't need it 211 00:11:16,037 --> 00:11:17,269 yet. 212 00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:19,405 All right. 213 00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:21,774 So if you got it over here, why not do it now? 214 00:11:21,776 --> 00:11:24,076 - Now? - Yeah, now. 215 00:11:24,078 --> 00:11:27,146 So says the cardboard box salesman. 216 00:11:27,148 --> 00:11:28,547 Why don't you just change your career 217 00:11:28,549 --> 00:11:30,482 and become what you're dying to be? 218 00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:33,185 How do you know I won't? 219 00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:37,689 Well, I know. 220 00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:40,726 I mean as much as I see myself commanding a makeup empire, 221 00:11:40,728 --> 00:11:43,162 I don't wanna sacrifice everything I have now. 222 00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:45,197 I think it'd be easier climbing Mount Everest. 223 00:11:45,199 --> 00:11:46,165 I don't know 'bout that. 224 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,132 It's pretty difficult. 225 00:11:48,369 --> 00:11:49,468 I'd imagine. 226 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:50,636 Although, the Napelese 227 00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:53,172 food is pretty good I hear. 228 00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:57,509 So how long have you been thinking 229 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:59,343 about that three-bedroom house with the white picket fence? 230 00:12:02,116 --> 00:12:03,348 Ever since I met you. 231 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:09,354 Yeah? 232 00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:11,723 I sort of had a similar thought. 233 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:13,092 You did? 234 00:12:13,093 --> 00:12:14,460 Yeah, like this morning. 235 00:12:14,461 --> 00:12:15,828 I was at Target and I saw this dinnerware set 236 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:19,098 and I just suddenly thought these would be perfect 237 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:21,100 for our dinner parties. 238 00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:24,870 You want dinner parties? 239 00:12:24,872 --> 00:12:25,871 Corey, 240 00:12:30,244 --> 00:12:33,745 we're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 241 00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:03,609 There you go. 242 00:13:05,412 --> 00:13:07,079 Is that all? 243 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,747 Is that gonna make me young enough to make you the cougar? 244 00:13:08,749 --> 00:13:11,150 Yeah, well 245 00:13:11,152 --> 00:13:13,152 they do come highly recommended. 246 00:13:13,154 --> 00:13:14,386 You ever seen one of these? 247 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:15,921 They take ya all over the world. 248 00:13:15,922 --> 00:13:17,455 You could ride the Harry train with me there. 249 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,924 Okay, maybe one day. 250 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:20,391 Don't take me off your boyfriend list. 251 00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:21,858 I won't. 252 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,629 Cheers. 253 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,397 - Have a great day. - See ya soon. 254 00:13:25,398 --> 00:13:27,165 Bye, thank you so much. 255 00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:32,404 I don't have a gag reflex in case you were wondering. 256 00:13:35,476 --> 00:13:37,176 Here we go. 257 00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:39,945 - You are a moron. - Mm-hmm, why? 258 00:13:39,947 --> 00:13:41,713 'Cause he had a frickin' black card. 259 00:13:41,715 --> 00:13:43,816 So? 260 00:13:43,817 --> 00:13:45,918 So that card is an insurance policy, Pam. 261 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,653 That card says you never have to work 262 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:49,454 at this shitty job ever again. 263 00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:51,190 That card says sorry, Brianna. 264 00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:52,958 I can't make it to your birthday party 265 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,725 because my husband and I are vacationing in the Swiss Alps 266 00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:56,595 and then we're going to our Italian villa 267 00:13:56,597 --> 00:13:58,330 where we're gonna be waited on hand-and-foot 268 00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:00,365 by bronze-chested man servants. 269 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:01,867 Brianna, you know I'm in a relationship. 270 00:14:01,869 --> 00:14:04,436 Corey sells boxes, Pam. 271 00:14:04,438 --> 00:14:05,204 Okay? 272 00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:05,971 I mean is he cute? 273 00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:06,883 Yeah. 274 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:07,794 Does his ass look good in a pair of jeans? 275 00:14:07,795 --> 00:14:08,705 Sure. 276 00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:09,616 Does he have a good personality? 277 00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:10,527 Why not? 278 00:14:10,528 --> 00:14:11,438 But at the end of the day, 279 00:14:11,445 --> 00:14:14,713 he sells cardboard fucking boxes, Pam. 280 00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:15,781 Do you know how boring that is? 281 00:14:15,783 --> 00:14:17,482 It's not boring. 282 00:14:17,484 --> 00:14:19,184 Is he James Bond? 283 00:14:19,185 --> 00:14:20,885 No, but like I don't want a James Bond. 284 00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:22,888 Well good 'cause you got James Bland. 285 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,623 I just want someone I can depend on. 286 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,859 Someone that is stable, like-minded, consistent. 287 00:14:27,861 --> 00:14:29,645 Well you shoulda told me you were looking for that 288 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:31,430 'cause I woulda hooked you up with my grandfather. 289 00:14:31,432 --> 00:14:32,497 Okay. 290 00:14:34,435 --> 00:14:35,851 Okay. 291 00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:37,268 What does he do, eat your pussy really good? 292 00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:38,904 I don't know, I don't get it. 293 00:14:38,906 --> 00:14:40,606 I can't answer that question. 294 00:14:40,608 --> 00:14:42,541 You just quit, what the hell? 295 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,444 This whole spy life isn't what I want anymore, Smuts. 296 00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:47,613 You said it yourself, I haven't been the same 297 00:14:47,615 --> 00:14:49,014 since I failed that last mission. 298 00:14:49,016 --> 00:14:50,382 It's 'cause I'm not. 299 00:14:50,384 --> 00:14:52,417 God. 300 00:14:54,904 --> 00:14:57,388 Please don't start with that romantic dribble about Pat. 301 00:14:58,592 --> 00:15:00,659 It's Pam. 302 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,727 And yes she's what I care about, Smuts all right? 303 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,330 I love her. 304 00:15:04,331 --> 00:15:05,931 I'm ready to live that normal life 305 00:15:05,932 --> 00:15:07,532 that we've always been protecting. 306 00:15:08,669 --> 00:15:09,668 Really? 307 00:15:10,504 --> 00:15:12,471 Wow, okay. 308 00:15:12,473 --> 00:15:16,408 So you're telling me that you can't wait to go out, 309 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:19,778 assume your cover, sell cardboard boxes 310 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,814 be chained to a desk, join a bowling league, 311 00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:25,484 start paying taxes, get a mortgage, 312 00:15:25,486 --> 00:15:27,619 have a car payment, fly commercial, 313 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,688 start swimming in credit card debt? 314 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:32,824 I mean, what are you gonna tell me next, 315 00:15:32,826 --> 00:15:36,461 that ya like drinking domestic beer? 316 00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:40,565 I love domestic beer. 317 00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:56,515 Done. 318 00:15:59,386 --> 00:16:02,821 Holy, it's a bit of a fixer-upper. 319 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,823 Yeah, but it's ours. 320 00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,660 Well our boxes are made of 100% recycled material. 321 00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:11,430 No, I can't give you a discount. 322 00:16:11,432 --> 00:16:12,765 What I can do is enroll you 323 00:16:12,766 --> 00:16:14,099 in our customer appreciation program 324 00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:16,435 which does offer rewards on both orders. 325 00:16:17,438 --> 00:16:19,149 Well I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 326 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,861 But if you happen to change your mind, 327 00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:22,573 don't hesitate to call back and ask for cardboard Corey. 328 00:16:23,444 --> 00:16:24,843 Ooh. 329 00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:28,280 Welcome to the team. 330 00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:30,448 Well let's knock 'em down and knock 'em back, huh? 331 00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:33,952 - Honey, I'm home. - Taste this. 332 00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:36,455 Mmm, that's good; what is it? 333 00:16:36,457 --> 00:16:38,107 Nepalese Momo. 334 00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:39,758 I found them in this amazing cookbook that I picked up 335 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,260 this week and I couldn't find the Jimbu, 336 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,761 but I think this'll taste all right. 337 00:16:42,763 --> 00:16:44,207 A what? 338 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,652 It's a Nepalese dried onion. 339 00:16:45,653 --> 00:16:47,097 I'm testin' for our dinner party. 340 00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:48,033 What dinner party? 341 00:16:48,035 --> 00:16:49,034 - Corey. - What? 342 00:16:49,036 --> 00:16:53,605 We're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 343 00:16:56,944 --> 00:17:00,045 God, I hope it stays like this forever. 344 00:17:07,388 --> 00:17:10,389 And for the cave people, it did stay like that forever. 345 00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:16,828 But unfortunately, well we ain't livin' in a cave. 346 00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:22,701 I thought you were gonna call and have that fixed. 347 00:17:22,703 --> 00:17:27,839 I thought you were gonna call and have that fixed. 348 00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:36,648 No, we don't have any plastic bins. 349 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:38,600 We don't have any metal containers. 350 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:40,551 We don't sell steel drums, just boxes. 351 00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:44,956 Plain old fucking cardboard boxes. 352 00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:48,560 It's all about personality. 353 00:17:51,598 --> 00:17:52,964 It's all about passion. 354 00:17:55,436 --> 00:17:57,536 It's all about believing what you sell. 355 00:18:00,574 --> 00:18:02,974 Look I don't know what you want me to do here, Rick. 356 00:18:02,976 --> 00:18:05,043 All right? 357 00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:07,111 I watched the training video, I followed the sales manual. 358 00:18:07,112 --> 00:18:09,179 At the end of the day, I mean they're just boxes. 359 00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:12,517 No, Corey. 360 00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:16,588 They're not just boxes. 361 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,624 These are containers that move the treasures of our lives. 362 00:18:21,128 --> 00:18:23,728 Right, okay. 363 00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:25,730 Remember our motto, 364 00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:30,235 "Think outside the box." 365 00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:36,858 Hey, Freddy. 366 00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:37,808 C'mon baby, let's go. 367 00:18:37,811 --> 00:18:38,721 You got this. 368 00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:39,632 Four pins, that's all we need. 369 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:40,543 C'mon. 370 00:18:44,852 --> 00:18:45,817 - Loser! - Woo! 371 00:18:54,127 --> 00:18:56,661 Hey, what the fuck? 372 00:18:56,663 --> 00:18:58,163 First we lose to Polly's Pies, 373 00:18:58,165 --> 00:19:00,665 then Tim's Auto Body and now Diana's Floral? 374 00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:02,067 I mean what is this? 375 00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:04,052 I don't get it. 376 00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:06,036 Do you even realize that we are the laughing stock 377 00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:07,205 of this league? 378 00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:10,509 Every time you throw a gutter or miss a spare, 379 00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:12,878 you guys just laugh if off and it's not funny. 380 00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:15,647 I mean I've tried to help you guys, right? 381 00:19:15,649 --> 00:19:17,549 I mean Ted, I bought you finger grips. 382 00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:18,817 Where the hell they at? 383 00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:22,521 Fred, I bought you lessons. 384 00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,039 Bob. 385 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,556 Bob you know if anybody was on my side, 386 00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,676 I thought it'd be you. 387 00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:29,794 I bought you a wrist guard and you don't even wear it. 388 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,800 - Well why don't you quit? - No. 389 00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:37,636 Winners don't quit, Ted. 390 00:19:37,638 --> 00:19:39,271 Winners win. 391 00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:40,905 I honestly don't give a shit about winning. 392 00:19:40,908 --> 00:19:42,591 Yeah, man. 393 00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:44,275 Do you know how much shit I have to deal with at home? 394 00:19:44,278 --> 00:19:46,611 I don't need extra pressure, I don't want stress. 395 00:19:46,613 --> 00:19:49,247 I come here to drink beers and catch up with my guys. 396 00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:53,251 Hey, I forgot to tell you guys. 397 00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:55,153 My dual hood grill just showed up. 398 00:19:55,923 --> 00:19:56,955 It's incredible. 399 00:19:58,258 --> 00:20:01,960 Oh man, I am so jealous right now. 400 00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:33,124 I'm kinda tired. 401 00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:35,727 Yeah, I'm kinda tired too. 402 00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:37,829 Maybe tomorrow. 403 00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:40,732 Definitely tomorrow. 404 00:20:44,271 --> 00:20:46,037 Wow, you were totally right. 405 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,373 This definitely beats happy hour. 406 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,241 You know serial killers hang out here, right? 407 00:20:50,243 --> 00:20:51,943 Okay look, you didn't have to come. 408 00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:54,145 I told you I had to get the track lighting. 409 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:56,815 Listen to yourself. 410 00:20:56,817 --> 00:20:58,083 You've been on like this Joan of Arc, 411 00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,350 mother of misery routine for a week. 412 00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:01,153 Here we go. 413 00:21:01,154 --> 00:21:02,954 I'm just saying I get why you're depressed. 414 00:21:02,955 --> 00:21:04,755 You get up, go to work, you come home. 415 00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:07,325 You watch "Dance Mom" for 12 hours, 416 00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:09,294 then you pass out and do it all over again. 417 00:21:09,296 --> 00:21:11,163 It's enough to make anybody miserable. 418 00:21:11,164 --> 00:21:13,031 If I lied to you and told you I was miserable, 419 00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:14,086 would that make you stop? 420 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,140 I don't want you to be miserable. 421 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,194 I just want you to be that Pam 422 00:21:16,195 --> 00:21:17,248 that I used to know, you know? 423 00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:18,302 The Pam who was like it's four p.m., who cares? 424 00:21:18,305 --> 00:21:21,806 Let's go get drunk or let's go on a crazy shopping spree 425 00:21:21,808 --> 00:21:23,908 even though we both have no money in our bank accounts. 426 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:27,012 The Pam that just had that like joie de vivre. 427 00:21:27,014 --> 00:21:29,214 Brianna, I am happy. 428 00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:30,449 Look, you just don't understand 429 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,683 what it's like to be in a relationship. 430 00:21:31,685 --> 00:21:33,869 There's a lot going on. 431 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:36,054 Corey and I've gotta you know finish stuff with the house. 432 00:21:36,056 --> 00:21:38,923 We're decorating rooms, refinishing hardwood, 433 00:21:38,925 --> 00:21:40,659 installing track lighting. 434 00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,862 It's a lot. 435 00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:45,863 You know, there's just not enough time for joie de vivre. 436 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:47,966 Okay, well we better make some time for margaritas 437 00:21:47,968 --> 00:21:49,668 'cause this bitch is craving. 438 00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:50,669 Okay. 439 00:21:50,671 --> 00:21:52,354 I wish you would've married James Bond 440 00:21:52,355 --> 00:21:54,038 instead of James Bland. 441 00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,006 James Bond? 442 00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:57,175 James Bond, really? 443 00:21:57,176 --> 00:21:59,343 'Cause he was an emotionally unstable womanizing alcoholic. 444 00:21:59,346 --> 00:22:01,079 Yeah, but that's kinda hot. 445 00:22:01,915 --> 00:22:05,450 Wow, this place is amazing. 446 00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:08,019 How come we've never hung out here before? 447 00:22:08,021 --> 00:22:09,721 You're not funny. 448 00:22:09,723 --> 00:22:11,545 You're wrong. 449 00:22:11,546 --> 00:22:13,368 You see I'm Rodney fuckin' Dangerfield, man. 450 00:22:13,369 --> 00:22:15,191 I'm tellin' you comedy is tragedy and this place 451 00:22:16,096 --> 00:22:17,662 is fucking depressing. 452 00:22:17,663 --> 00:22:19,229 I warned you I had to pick up a light package, right? 453 00:22:19,232 --> 00:22:20,632 You knew what you were gettin' into. 454 00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:22,033 Yeah, you warned me all right 455 00:22:22,035 --> 00:22:24,769 and all this really excites you. 456 00:22:24,771 --> 00:22:27,238 Yes, this really excites me. 457 00:22:28,108 --> 00:22:31,242 Damn, you need a vacation. 458 00:22:31,244 --> 00:22:32,243 What? 459 00:22:32,245 --> 00:22:33,979 A vacation. 460 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,714 A place you can swim with dolphins, 461 00:22:35,716 --> 00:22:39,751 squirrel suit off a cliff, hovercraft over a lake. 462 00:22:39,753 --> 00:22:42,721 I don't know, just anything to feel your mojo 463 00:22:42,723 --> 00:22:47,859 that's so obviously been neutered by this suburban insanity. 464 00:22:49,129 --> 00:22:50,729 Yeah well, I'd love to go to some tropical destination 465 00:22:50,731 --> 00:22:52,864 with warm sunshine and cold drinks, Smuts. 466 00:22:52,866 --> 00:22:54,332 But what problems does that solve? 467 00:22:59,306 --> 00:23:01,323 Hello. 468 00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:04,776 What the hell, I'm here now. 469 00:23:06,179 --> 00:23:07,312 Well why would you have me come here 470 00:23:07,314 --> 00:23:09,314 if you were gonna get it? 471 00:23:11,351 --> 00:23:12,417 Okay. 472 00:23:14,955 --> 00:23:17,889 You really do have a lotta problems. 473 00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:19,858 Spy means nothin'. 474 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:23,528 Yeah well, you're not a spy anymore. 475 00:23:26,215 --> 00:23:27,898 I feel like we should take a trip somewhere, 476 00:23:27,901 --> 00:23:28,767 get outta here. 477 00:23:28,769 --> 00:23:30,135 Go where? 478 00:23:30,137 --> 00:23:31,436 I don't know, anywhere. 479 00:23:32,272 --> 00:23:36,074 England, France, Nepal. 480 00:23:36,076 --> 00:23:37,426 - Cool. - Yeah, 481 00:23:37,427 --> 00:23:38,777 instead of reading and tryin' to replicate, 482 00:23:38,779 --> 00:23:40,462 you know let's go. 483 00:23:40,463 --> 00:23:42,146 Boots on the ground, taste the food, see Mount Everest. 484 00:23:42,149 --> 00:23:44,149 Just escape. 485 00:23:45,152 --> 00:23:47,852 I've always wanted to see Mount Everest. 486 00:23:47,854 --> 00:23:49,487 Could cash in some airline miles, 487 00:23:49,489 --> 00:23:51,456 go for a week, just enough time to recharge. 488 00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:53,191 - Refresh. - Invigorate. 489 00:23:54,194 --> 00:23:56,528 Just forget about all our troubles, you know? 490 00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:57,495 What troubles? 491 00:23:59,499 --> 00:24:01,566 Not troubles, just stresses. 492 00:24:03,136 --> 00:24:04,969 Life's little crosses we all have to bear. 493 00:24:04,971 --> 00:24:06,588 Yeah? 494 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:08,206 But we agreed that we'd spend money on the house 495 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,575 instead of carelessly dropping out on vacations. 496 00:24:10,577 --> 00:24:12,310 I mean for instance, 497 00:24:12,311 --> 00:24:14,044 we still have to install the track lighting. 498 00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:17,549 Yeah, but do we really want the track lighting? 499 00:24:17,551 --> 00:24:19,818 Of course we want the track lighting. 500 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,053 It's part of the lighting package that we picked out. 501 00:24:22,055 --> 00:24:23,855 And if we don't have that, 502 00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:25,390 what is the point of having this island 503 00:24:25,392 --> 00:24:27,275 in the kitchen without the island? 504 00:24:27,276 --> 00:24:29,159 Where are we gonna put the stools that we had pre-ordered? 505 00:24:29,162 --> 00:24:31,596 Without stools, where's everyone gonna congregate 506 00:24:31,598 --> 00:24:32,839 at the dinner party? 507 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,081 What dinner party? 508 00:24:34,082 --> 00:24:35,323 - Corey. - What? 509 00:24:35,324 --> 00:24:36,565 We're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 510 00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:37,569 We are? 511 00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:40,038 Yeah. 512 00:25:12,405 --> 00:25:14,539 What the hell is this? 513 00:25:15,475 --> 00:25:19,377 This is an intervention. 514 00:25:19,379 --> 00:25:20,979 Hi, Corey. 515 00:25:22,115 --> 00:25:24,015 An intervention. 516 00:25:24,017 --> 00:25:26,517 What the fuck do I need an intervention for, Smuts? 517 00:25:26,519 --> 00:25:29,354 Listen man, we know you're miserable. 518 00:25:29,356 --> 00:25:30,405 Miserable? 519 00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:31,455 No, I am not miserable. 520 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,024 My life is great. 521 00:25:33,026 --> 00:25:34,225 We've been watching. 522 00:25:35,095 --> 00:25:36,461 Your life sucks. 523 00:25:36,463 --> 00:25:38,096 You've been spying on me. 524 00:25:38,098 --> 00:25:39,030 We're spies. 525 00:25:39,032 --> 00:25:40,098 That's what we do. 526 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,132 Oh my god. 527 00:25:41,134 --> 00:25:42,934 We wouldn't be true spies 528 00:25:42,936 --> 00:25:45,403 if we allowed you to waste away like this. 529 00:25:45,405 --> 00:25:47,372 Yeah, so you decided to shoot me. 530 00:25:47,374 --> 00:25:48,640 Great. 531 00:25:48,641 --> 00:25:49,907 I had to test the new tranq gun. 532 00:25:54,047 --> 00:25:55,213 Who the hell is this? 533 00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:57,282 Remora aka Suckerfish. 534 00:25:57,284 --> 00:25:59,167 Smuts gave me the code name. 535 00:25:59,168 --> 00:26:01,051 After you left, he brought me into handle the grunt work 536 00:26:01,054 --> 00:26:02,137 he didn't wanna do. 537 00:26:02,138 --> 00:26:03,221 Isn't that right, Smuts? 538 00:26:04,391 --> 00:26:06,324 Yeah, thanks. 539 00:26:08,695 --> 00:26:10,595 I mean he's my minion basically. 540 00:26:12,165 --> 00:26:14,966 As much as I appreciate being dragged 541 00:26:14,968 --> 00:26:17,335 all the way down here and told my life sucks, 542 00:26:18,138 --> 00:26:19,404 you're wrong. 543 00:26:19,406 --> 00:26:21,039 I love my life. 544 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:22,674 I love that I get to wake up every morning, 545 00:26:22,676 --> 00:26:24,342 go to work and come home. 546 00:26:24,344 --> 00:26:25,610 No chance of being shot. 547 00:26:25,612 --> 00:26:27,078 No chance of being blown up. 548 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,730 Now call me crazy, 549 00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:30,381 but the change is actually quite refreshing. 550 00:26:35,355 --> 00:26:36,454 Really? 551 00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:39,557 Corey, this is a safe place. 552 00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:41,776 Why do you keep talking like that? 553 00:26:41,777 --> 00:26:43,994 Corey, Smuts and I wanted to create a circle of trust 554 00:26:43,997 --> 00:26:45,196 so you felt comfortable. 555 00:26:45,198 --> 00:26:46,164 Corey, 556 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,234 there's somebody we'd like you to meet. 557 00:26:50,236 --> 00:26:52,637 Oh, fantastic. 558 00:26:52,639 --> 00:26:54,973 Fine, but then I'm leaving. 559 00:26:56,409 --> 00:26:58,343 Okay, thank you. 560 00:27:12,592 --> 00:27:14,392 Corey, my name is Dr. Studebaker 561 00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:15,994 and I have been doing some analysis 562 00:27:15,996 --> 00:27:19,397 on the field research I was provided. 563 00:27:19,399 --> 00:27:20,999 I prepared a few images. 564 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:24,369 Frustration, 565 00:27:26,306 --> 00:27:27,305 anger. 566 00:27:30,276 --> 00:27:30,925 Big one. 567 00:27:30,926 --> 00:27:31,575 Denial 568 00:27:34,414 --> 00:27:36,247 and finally, acceptance. 569 00:27:39,686 --> 00:27:42,687 Bravo, Smuts. 570 00:27:42,689 --> 00:27:44,655 You put a few pictures together, what's the point? 571 00:27:44,657 --> 00:27:47,358 My point is the reason you can't settle into suburban life 572 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,127 has nothing to do with the life itself. 573 00:27:49,129 --> 00:27:51,029 Oh, well I can maintain an erection 574 00:27:51,031 --> 00:27:52,163 if that's what you're gettin' at. 575 00:27:52,165 --> 00:27:54,032 I know, we have the slides. 576 00:27:56,036 --> 00:27:58,036 Corey, you have unfinished business. 577 00:27:58,038 --> 00:28:00,638 What the hell are you talkin' about? 578 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,707 You failed your last mission 579 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:05,710 and rather than face your failure, what did you do? 580 00:28:05,712 --> 00:28:07,078 You ran away. 581 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,348 I believe that failure's causing these strong emotions 582 00:28:10,350 --> 00:28:12,350 of frustration in your present life 583 00:28:13,353 --> 00:28:16,187 and until you succeed at a final mission, 584 00:28:16,756 --> 00:28:18,222 you won't be able to settle into 585 00:28:18,224 --> 00:28:20,425 a peaceful and tranquil existence. 586 00:28:23,463 --> 00:28:25,329 Well, thank you very, very much 587 00:28:25,331 --> 00:28:26,831 for the psychobabble bullshit. 588 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,299 But trust me when I tell you 589 00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:30,635 my life is perfectly fine, okay? 590 00:28:32,072 --> 00:28:33,471 And the last thing I need is to chase some lunatic 591 00:28:33,473 --> 00:28:35,073 half way across the globe. 592 00:28:35,075 --> 00:28:37,508 You know, you wouldn't have to go far. 593 00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:38,609 The mission's here. 594 00:28:39,612 --> 00:28:40,611 Egan's back. 595 00:28:43,249 --> 00:28:44,766 Great. 596 00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:46,284 Then you won't have to go far to get him, will ya? 597 00:28:46,286 --> 00:28:48,152 Egan recently got married 598 00:28:48,154 --> 00:28:51,422 and is mysteriously honeymooning here. 599 00:28:51,424 --> 00:28:54,759 We believe he's tryin' to acquire plans for a weapon 600 00:28:54,761 --> 00:28:56,227 from a local sell. 601 00:29:05,572 --> 00:29:08,606 We've arranged for you to come back for this one mission. 602 00:29:09,642 --> 00:29:11,442 You start tomorrow. 603 00:29:14,414 --> 00:29:17,215 What the hell don't you understand, Smuts? 604 00:29:17,217 --> 00:29:18,649 I'm just not interested, okay? 605 00:29:18,651 --> 00:29:20,485 Corey, they're only doing this 606 00:29:20,487 --> 00:29:21,853 because they care about you. 607 00:29:21,855 --> 00:29:23,321 They want to help. 608 00:29:23,323 --> 00:29:25,757 I don't need their help 609 00:29:25,758 --> 00:29:28,192 and I damn sure don't need this fucking intervention. 610 00:29:28,194 --> 00:29:29,193 Okay. 611 00:30:02,295 --> 00:30:04,295 Lemme guess, 612 00:30:04,297 --> 00:30:06,164 the shrink was right and you're only doing this 613 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:08,399 so you can settle down in your married life? 614 00:30:08,401 --> 00:30:09,834 I hate you. 615 00:30:09,836 --> 00:30:10,902 Welcome back. 616 00:30:14,374 --> 00:30:17,441 Egan's set to arrive Friday before noon. 617 00:30:17,443 --> 00:30:21,212 He'll be stayin' in a suite at the Pines Hotel 618 00:30:21,214 --> 00:30:24,182 and unlike your perfect marriage, 619 00:30:24,184 --> 00:30:26,317 we're convinced his is a cover. 620 00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:27,752 So what's our strategy? 621 00:30:27,754 --> 00:30:29,720 You're to mirror his every move. 622 00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:32,557 You've come in town for your honeymoon 623 00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:34,592 and will be stayin' in adjacent suite 624 00:30:34,594 --> 00:30:35,960 with one of our field agents 625 00:30:35,962 --> 00:30:37,595 who's gonna pretend to be your wife. 626 00:30:37,597 --> 00:30:39,597 Hold on, hold on. 627 00:30:39,598 --> 00:30:41,598 You want me to pretend to be married to someone else? 628 00:30:41,601 --> 00:30:43,251 Yeah. 629 00:30:43,252 --> 00:30:44,902 This is the best you guys 630 00:30:44,904 --> 00:30:46,370 could come up with? 631 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:49,941 Wow you didn't drag me all the way down here for this 632 00:30:49,943 --> 00:30:50,908 did you, Smuts? 633 00:30:52,545 --> 00:30:54,212 Smuts has had me prepare the research 634 00:30:54,214 --> 00:30:56,431 and all of our modeling confirms 635 00:30:56,432 --> 00:30:58,649 that pretending to be married gives us the greatest access. 636 00:31:00,486 --> 00:31:02,470 Relax, Corey. 637 00:31:02,471 --> 00:31:04,455 You can still clip coupons, trim hedges 638 00:31:04,457 --> 00:31:07,225 and come home to Pam every night. 639 00:31:07,227 --> 00:31:10,261 I just need you to bond with Egan and his Mrs. 640 00:31:10,263 --> 00:31:14,899 and get the plans for a weapon that could wipe us all out. 641 00:31:14,901 --> 00:31:17,435 We don't know what it is. 642 00:31:17,436 --> 00:31:19,970 It could be a laser, it could be an atom bomb. 643 00:31:19,973 --> 00:31:21,873 I don't know. 644 00:31:21,874 --> 00:31:23,774 I just know that lives are at risk! 645 00:31:23,776 --> 00:31:26,811 Are you willing to have blood on your hands 646 00:31:26,813 --> 00:31:29,714 because you're married all of a sudden?! 647 00:31:32,685 --> 00:31:34,318 That's on you, brother. 648 00:31:37,257 --> 00:31:40,041 All right. 649 00:31:40,042 --> 00:31:42,826 Fine I'll do it, but I'm only doin' it for Pat. 650 00:31:46,633 --> 00:31:49,700 Once you befriend Egan and his new bride, 651 00:31:49,702 --> 00:31:52,670 you should be close enough to use this. 652 00:32:11,524 --> 00:32:13,557 Smuts told me to play around in a lab for a few weeks 653 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,693 and I came up with this. 654 00:32:15,695 --> 00:32:17,295 It's actually a visual lie detector. 655 00:32:17,297 --> 00:32:18,179 See these buttons? 656 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:19,062 Itty-bitty cameras. 657 00:32:19,065 --> 00:32:20,598 When you speak directly to Egan, 658 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,289 it'll scan his face, 659 00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:23,979 send that information back to these monitors 660 00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:25,669 where we can determine if he's lying or not. 661 00:32:25,672 --> 00:32:27,538 And we're sure this works. 662 00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:30,875 Corey, you ever think about leaving Pam? 663 00:32:30,877 --> 00:32:33,511 No, absolutely not. 664 00:32:35,448 --> 00:32:36,447 It works. 665 00:32:36,449 --> 00:32:40,351 Let's make sure to fully weaponize Corey's house 666 00:32:40,353 --> 00:32:42,937 for his own protection. 667 00:32:42,938 --> 00:32:45,522 Oh and since you're back, we'll go ahead and pick up the tab 668 00:32:45,525 --> 00:32:47,992 on your domestic beers. 669 00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:59,570 Smuts, I'm on-site. 670 00:32:59,572 --> 00:33:00,832 The preventative security measures 671 00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,093 are ready to be installed. 672 00:33:02,094 --> 00:33:03,354 You can count on me. 673 00:33:03,355 --> 00:33:04,615 I'm takin' care of business, doing it by the book: 674 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:05,876 tackling objectives, checking boxes. 675 00:33:08,381 --> 00:33:09,380 Smuts? 676 00:33:11,117 --> 00:33:12,416 Where the hell is Corey? 677 00:33:13,052 --> 00:33:15,336 He wanted me to tell you 678 00:33:15,337 --> 00:33:17,621 that he has set up several off-site meetings 679 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:20,758 with potential buyers and that you should be proud of him 680 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,893 because he's thinkin' outside of the box. 681 00:33:23,996 --> 00:33:25,746 All right, get back to work. 682 00:33:25,747 --> 00:33:27,497 A-B-C, always be cardboarding. 683 00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:32,737 Here's your key. 684 00:33:32,738 --> 00:33:34,572 Agent Panzant's waiting for you inside. 685 00:33:34,574 --> 00:33:36,440 I hear she's hot. 686 00:33:36,442 --> 00:33:38,576 What's your point? 687 00:33:38,577 --> 00:33:40,711 My point is it's your job to hook up with her. 688 00:33:40,713 --> 00:33:42,780 I'm married, remember? 689 00:33:42,782 --> 00:33:45,716 I'm only doin' this to get Egan, find closure. 690 00:33:45,718 --> 00:33:47,017 Uh-huh. 691 00:33:47,019 --> 00:33:48,519 Trust me. 692 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,020 Once this is over, it's gonna take my relationship 693 00:33:50,021 --> 00:33:51,521 to a whole other level, all right? 694 00:33:51,524 --> 00:33:52,523 Sure. 695 00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:54,859 Whoa hey, hold up. 696 00:33:55,661 --> 00:33:56,794 You're not comin' in? 697 00:33:56,796 --> 00:33:57,995 Why would I do that? 698 00:33:57,997 --> 00:34:01,532 I don't know, we just always worked together. 699 00:34:02,101 --> 00:34:03,100 Right. 700 00:34:05,171 --> 00:34:06,737 Oh my gosh. 701 00:34:07,507 --> 00:34:10,074 Oh my gosh! 702 00:34:11,511 --> 00:34:13,811 You're afraid to be alone in a room with a hot girl. 703 00:34:13,813 --> 00:34:17,715 What, are you afraid you're gonna give into the temptations 704 00:34:17,717 --> 00:34:18,883 on the other side of that door? 705 00:34:18,885 --> 00:34:20,351 All right, all right. 706 00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:21,818 Like a real therapy session 707 00:34:21,821 --> 00:34:24,488 where you're just takin' out your daily aggressions. 708 00:34:24,490 --> 00:34:26,774 - Is that how you do it? - Then when it's all done, 709 00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:29,059 you guys just lay in like a kiddie pool of your own sweat 710 00:34:29,061 --> 00:34:33,697 in the middle of the bed exhausted, but feelin' good. 711 00:34:33,699 --> 00:34:35,699 Secret is safe with me, dude. 712 00:34:36,702 --> 00:34:37,968 Spy's honor. 713 00:34:40,473 --> 00:34:41,639 You're an idiot. 714 00:34:48,014 --> 00:34:49,330 I hope you don't mind. 715 00:34:49,331 --> 00:34:50,647 I'm a sort of a method spy. 716 00:34:52,652 --> 00:34:54,185 Method spy, huh? 717 00:34:54,186 --> 00:34:55,719 You know, like a method actress. 718 00:34:56,489 --> 00:34:58,122 I have to live it to be it. 719 00:34:58,124 --> 00:35:00,508 - Right. - And to be honest, 720 00:35:00,509 --> 00:35:02,893 our whole relationship, our marriage, 721 00:35:05,865 --> 00:35:07,932 I'm just not really feeling it. 722 00:35:07,934 --> 00:35:12,102 - Feeling what? - Us, together as a couple. 723 00:35:12,104 --> 00:35:13,604 I mean, think about it. 724 00:35:13,606 --> 00:35:15,072 Would someone like me ever actually 725 00:35:15,074 --> 00:35:16,540 be attracted to someone like you? 726 00:35:16,542 --> 00:35:18,108 Oh okay, I see. 727 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,944 Then how do you know someone like me 728 00:35:19,945 --> 00:35:21,779 would be attracted to someone like you? 729 00:35:23,850 --> 00:35:25,216 'Cause you look married. 730 00:35:28,888 --> 00:35:31,189 Okay. 731 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,491 ♪ Please don't give up on me ♪ 732 00:35:33,493 --> 00:35:35,192 ♪ I know that ♪ 733 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,800 Where are you? 734 00:35:41,801 --> 00:35:43,101 Is everything okay? 735 00:35:43,102 --> 00:35:44,402 Everything's fine. 736 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,703 Everything's fine. 737 00:35:45,704 --> 00:35:47,004 I got a ton of work to do so don't wait up, okay? 738 00:36:17,537 --> 00:36:19,003 This is much better. 739 00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:22,740 I'm not agreeing, but I'm not disagreeing. 740 00:36:22,742 --> 00:36:24,475 I totally think we should be one of those couples 741 00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,209 who just can't keep their hands off each other. 742 00:36:27,613 --> 00:36:29,747 See you at nine tomorrow. 743 00:36:29,749 --> 00:36:31,882 Yeah, see you at nine. 744 00:36:33,953 --> 00:36:34,952 Smuts, fill me in. 745 00:36:34,954 --> 00:36:35,920 Gimme the details. 746 00:36:35,921 --> 00:36:36,887 What's the skinny? 747 00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:41,091 I had to buy 50k in boxes from Corey, 748 00:36:41,093 --> 00:36:43,327 so his boss wouldn't get suspicious. 749 00:36:43,329 --> 00:36:44,645 Got it. 750 00:36:44,646 --> 00:36:45,962 Did you consider spacing out the deliveries 751 00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:47,197 to make it look more legitimate? 752 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:48,566 Just an idea. 753 00:36:48,568 --> 00:36:50,200 You wanna grab a beer after this? 754 00:36:52,972 --> 00:36:53,971 Smuts? 755 00:36:56,976 --> 00:36:59,310 - Corey? - You're still up. 756 00:36:59,312 --> 00:37:00,844 Yeah, I couldn't sleep. 757 00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:05,199 What?! 758 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,249 What, what's goin' on? 759 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,919 Your hair. 760 00:37:11,924 --> 00:37:14,124 Oh yeah, got it cut. 761 00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:16,126 Just thought a little style couldn't hurt. 762 00:37:16,128 --> 00:37:18,195 But it's kinda ridiculous. 763 00:37:19,699 --> 00:37:21,465 All right, so maybe she went a little overboard. 764 00:37:21,466 --> 00:37:23,232 I don't see why you have to freak out about it. 765 00:37:23,235 --> 00:37:24,101 I'm not freaking out. 766 00:37:24,103 --> 00:37:25,336 A little bit. 767 00:37:25,338 --> 00:37:26,793 Okay, I am. 768 00:37:26,794 --> 00:37:28,249 But if I suddenly came home 769 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,705 with some weird and crazy hairdo, you'd freak out too. 770 00:37:29,709 --> 00:37:31,431 You did. 771 00:37:31,432 --> 00:37:33,154 You cut your hair short. 772 00:37:33,155 --> 00:37:34,877 Okay wait, you're saying you don't like my hair? 773 00:37:35,781 --> 00:37:37,314 What? 774 00:37:37,315 --> 00:37:38,848 When I came home with it cut, you said you loved my hair. 775 00:37:38,849 --> 00:37:40,382 What was I supposed to say, Pam? 776 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:41,916 Wow honey, did you just join the Marines? 777 00:37:42,722 --> 00:37:44,021 Oh okay, I'm sorry. 778 00:37:44,022 --> 00:37:45,321 I didn't realize that our relationship 779 00:37:45,324 --> 00:37:48,392 was one based on looks alone. 780 00:37:48,394 --> 00:37:49,293 You know what I'm tryin' to say. 781 00:37:49,295 --> 00:37:50,628 No, I don't. 782 00:37:52,632 --> 00:37:54,298 Something else you haven't told me yet? 783 00:37:55,301 --> 00:37:57,301 No. 784 00:37:58,304 --> 00:38:00,037 What is going on?! 785 00:38:00,039 --> 00:38:01,205 What's goin' on? 786 00:38:01,207 --> 00:38:02,773 What's wrong? 787 00:38:02,775 --> 00:38:04,074 Your chest. 788 00:38:06,379 --> 00:38:08,912 Oh yeah, I used a little men's hair body removal cream. 789 00:38:08,914 --> 00:38:10,347 - What's the big deal? - Oh my god. 790 00:38:10,349 --> 00:38:12,282 - What? - Nothing, it's just 791 00:38:14,887 --> 00:38:16,954 you call me to tell me that you're working late 792 00:38:16,956 --> 00:38:20,357 and little did I know that you were on your way to the spa, 793 00:38:20,359 --> 00:38:22,326 turning yourself into a metrosexual. 794 00:38:27,066 --> 00:38:30,134 Everything just seems a little bit suspicious, that's all. 795 00:38:31,370 --> 00:38:33,070 Nothing is going on 796 00:38:33,071 --> 00:38:34,771 that needs to make you suspicious, okay? 797 00:38:55,194 --> 00:38:56,293 What was that? 798 00:38:58,097 --> 00:39:00,264 Just somethin' else I'm gonna have to fix. 799 00:39:04,937 --> 00:39:06,086 Oh god, it's not happening. 800 00:39:06,087 --> 00:39:07,236 It can't be happening. 801 00:39:08,007 --> 00:39:09,056 Oh, it's happening. 802 00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:10,106 He's having an affair. 803 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:13,977 Well fuckin' duh, dude. 804 00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:15,496 God, it'd be so much easier 805 00:39:15,497 --> 00:39:17,014 if his ass didn't look so good in jeans. 806 00:39:17,016 --> 00:39:18,716 I mean, where the fuck did it go wrong? 807 00:39:18,718 --> 00:39:20,017 Where did it go wrong? 808 00:39:20,019 --> 00:39:21,369 I mean come on, look at the guy. 809 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:22,720 He sells fuckin' boxes for a living. 810 00:39:22,722 --> 00:39:24,063 He's desperate. 811 00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:25,405 Of course he's gonna fall for some firm ass model 812 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:26,747 who lives for alcohol and orgasms. 813 00:39:26,748 --> 00:39:28,089 He probably shocked he could get her. 814 00:39:28,094 --> 00:39:29,477 I mean, I was shocked. 815 00:39:29,478 --> 00:39:30,861 Come on, can you believe it? 816 00:39:32,732 --> 00:39:34,131 But what should I do? 817 00:39:35,301 --> 00:39:36,934 You know, do I steal his phone? 818 00:39:36,936 --> 00:39:38,091 Yes. 819 00:39:38,092 --> 00:39:39,247 - Hack into his email? - Fuck yeah. 820 00:39:39,248 --> 00:39:40,403 I can't just spy on the guy. 821 00:39:40,406 --> 00:39:41,772 Oh, yes you can. 822 00:39:42,808 --> 00:39:43,474 Really? 823 00:39:43,476 --> 00:39:44,408 But I can't. 824 00:39:44,409 --> 00:39:45,341 - You can. - I shouldn't. 825 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:46,544 You should. 826 00:39:46,545 --> 00:39:47,745 What am I even talking about? 827 00:39:47,746 --> 00:39:48,946 I'm driving myself crazy. 828 00:39:48,948 --> 00:39:50,564 It's okay. 829 00:39:50,565 --> 00:39:52,181 It's okay to go crazy 'cause he's a dick, okay? 830 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:54,017 And dicks make bitches crazy. 831 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,987 Look at me, you need to spy on him. 832 00:39:56,989 --> 00:39:58,422 That way you can catch him in the motel, 833 00:39:58,424 --> 00:39:59,890 you can kick down the door 834 00:39:59,891 --> 00:40:01,357 and kick that collegiate nympho to the curb. 835 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:02,824 I'll be there and I'll be videotaping everything. 836 00:40:02,825 --> 00:40:04,291 We'll put it on YouTube, we'll get a ton of views. 837 00:40:04,296 --> 00:40:05,295 It'll be great. 838 00:40:17,843 --> 00:40:19,443 The sound's drivin' me wild. 839 00:40:21,347 --> 00:40:23,046 Are we really gonna sit here 840 00:40:23,048 --> 00:40:24,848 and listen to this shit all day? 841 00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:30,821 Trust me, I've done a lotta sex stakeouts in my day. 842 00:40:30,823 --> 00:40:32,289 Either Egan's a really good spy 843 00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:34,892 or homeboy's really fuckin'. 844 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:44,434 - Get the camera. - Excuse me. 845 00:40:44,436 --> 00:40:46,270 Told you I'm method. 846 00:40:46,272 --> 00:40:48,172 My character's in the mood. 847 00:40:48,173 --> 00:40:50,073 All right, I am not method and my character-- 848 00:40:51,277 --> 00:40:53,110 Actually this is a really bad angle for you. 849 00:40:53,112 --> 00:40:55,512 Can you just crane your neck to left a little bit? 850 00:40:55,514 --> 00:40:56,864 What the hell are you doin'? 851 00:40:56,865 --> 00:40:58,215 - Huh? - You better not be gentle. 852 00:40:58,217 --> 00:41:00,150 C'mon, man. 853 00:41:00,151 --> 00:41:02,084 This is for my Christmas party blooper reel. 854 00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:04,221 Remember that footage I got of you and Graciela 855 00:41:04,223 --> 00:41:05,276 from two years ago? 856 00:41:05,277 --> 00:41:06,330 Smuts, how many times do I have to tell you 857 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:07,384 that I am fuckin' married? 858 00:41:07,385 --> 00:41:08,438 Personally, I think open relationships 859 00:41:08,439 --> 00:41:09,492 are quite progressive. 860 00:41:09,495 --> 00:41:12,963 Wow you're a real freak, aren't you? 861 00:41:12,965 --> 00:41:15,132 Just shut up and point the camera, all right? 862 00:41:15,134 --> 00:41:17,234 Now if you could just get a little closer, 863 00:41:17,236 --> 00:41:18,969 make it feel real. 864 00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,872 Hello? 865 00:41:21,874 --> 00:41:23,407 Hey, baby. 866 00:41:23,408 --> 00:41:24,941 No no no, we'll never use any of this wife stuff. 867 00:41:24,944 --> 00:41:25,976 It's not that kind of a movie. 868 00:41:25,978 --> 00:41:27,645 What am I up to? 869 00:41:27,646 --> 00:41:29,313 Just bangin' lots of boxes. 870 00:41:29,315 --> 00:41:30,581 There we go. 871 00:41:30,582 --> 00:41:31,848 No no no no, do not do that. 872 00:41:31,851 --> 00:41:33,429 Do not do that. 873 00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:35,008 I will do it in 15 minutes and I'll be there. 874 00:41:35,009 --> 00:41:36,587 Just bring it down a little bit please. 875 00:41:36,589 --> 00:41:38,188 Okay, bye. 876 00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:41,391 Listen as much fun as this is, I have to go. 877 00:41:41,393 --> 00:41:42,526 - Now? - Now? 878 00:41:42,528 --> 00:41:43,778 Yeah, now. 879 00:41:43,779 --> 00:41:45,029 You're the one who told me 880 00:41:45,030 --> 00:41:46,280 not to let Pam get suspicious, remember? 881 00:41:46,281 --> 00:41:47,531 You totally killed it. 882 00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:48,899 Well Smuts can fill in. 883 00:41:48,901 --> 00:41:49,967 Have a blast. 884 00:41:49,969 --> 00:41:50,985 You can't leave. 885 00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:52,002 We're in the middle of a mission. 886 00:41:52,004 --> 00:41:53,270 So am I. 887 00:41:53,272 --> 00:41:55,272 It's called savin' my marriage. 888 00:41:55,274 --> 00:41:59,276 Sound like a mission impossible, right? 889 00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:20,330 What, that's stainless. 890 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:22,165 Thought we talked about brushed nickel. 891 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:24,902 Oh, well we changed our mind. 892 00:42:26,038 --> 00:42:28,305 But the brushed nickel goes with the vanity hangers. 893 00:42:28,307 --> 00:42:30,507 Yeah, I'm changing the vanity hangers. 894 00:42:30,509 --> 00:42:33,043 So then what's the purpose of me being here, Pam? 895 00:42:33,045 --> 00:42:34,444 I wanted your input. 896 00:43:03,475 --> 00:43:04,708 Get here. 897 00:43:08,047 --> 00:43:10,197 Where's the gun? 898 00:43:10,198 --> 00:43:12,348 Where is it?! 899 00:43:23,262 --> 00:43:25,362 - What the hell was that? - What? 900 00:43:25,364 --> 00:43:27,431 Nothing, gonna be fine. 901 00:43:30,035 --> 00:43:32,502 Corey, you just had a guy in a headlock. 902 00:43:32,504 --> 00:43:34,571 You know it's better to be safe than sorry, right? 903 00:43:34,573 --> 00:43:36,306 I mean, imagine if someone we knew 904 00:43:36,308 --> 00:43:38,075 had seen you acting like that. 905 00:43:39,861 --> 00:43:41,644 Never would've come to one of our dinner parties. 906 00:43:41,647 --> 00:43:43,180 What dinner parties? 907 00:43:45,985 --> 00:43:47,351 Hey, Rick. 908 00:43:47,353 --> 00:43:49,753 Corey, get your ass in the office now. 909 00:43:49,755 --> 00:43:51,488 Okay, I'm on my way. 910 00:43:52,691 --> 00:43:55,392 I gotta get back to the office, I'll see you then? 911 00:43:55,394 --> 00:43:56,360 Sure. 912 00:43:59,665 --> 00:44:01,131 Nice hair. 913 00:44:01,133 --> 00:44:02,165 Nice clothes. 914 00:44:04,003 --> 00:44:05,435 Nice ass. 915 00:44:05,437 --> 00:44:07,404 You wanted to see me there, Rick? 916 00:44:10,676 --> 00:44:13,010 Cardboard Corey's back. 917 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:16,413 He is. 918 00:44:16,415 --> 00:44:17,748 Goin' to Pines Hotel. 919 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:20,150 Three days, two nights, all-expense paid. 920 00:44:21,086 --> 00:44:22,152 Boy, the Pines. 921 00:44:23,022 --> 00:44:24,755 I don't know what to say. 922 00:44:24,757 --> 00:44:26,289 You think you're shocked. 923 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,708 I couldn't believe it 924 00:44:27,709 --> 00:44:29,126 when that 10,000 box order came through. 925 00:44:29,128 --> 00:44:31,211 10,000. 926 00:44:31,212 --> 00:44:33,295 You broke the company record, broke my record. 927 00:44:34,299 --> 00:44:36,433 You damn near broke the world record. 928 00:44:36,435 --> 00:44:38,068 How'd you do it? 929 00:44:38,070 --> 00:44:39,603 Oh you know, Rick. 930 00:44:39,605 --> 00:44:41,588 I just took your advice 931 00:44:41,589 --> 00:44:43,572 and thought outside the box. 932 00:44:43,575 --> 00:44:46,343 Mm-hmm, well you're not gettin' off that easy. 933 00:44:47,112 --> 00:44:48,567 I'm not? 934 00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:50,023 Starting today, I'm gonna have the rest of the guys 935 00:44:50,024 --> 00:44:51,479 follow us to your meetings. 936 00:44:51,483 --> 00:44:53,550 You know, see how a real professional does it. 937 00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:54,718 Wow Rick, you know. 938 00:44:56,288 --> 00:44:57,738 I don't want the other guys to know. 939 00:44:57,739 --> 00:44:59,189 You know I like to work alone. 940 00:44:59,191 --> 00:45:00,457 Just me, you know? 941 00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:01,724 It helps me kinda focus in. 942 00:45:02,728 --> 00:45:04,528 Takes teamwork to make a dream work. 943 00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:09,099 You did watch tape two, right? 944 00:45:11,503 --> 00:45:12,536 Yeah. 945 00:45:14,572 --> 00:45:16,605 Hey Corey, congrats on that hotel thing. 946 00:45:16,608 --> 00:45:18,091 Yeah thanks a lot, Bob. 947 00:45:18,092 --> 00:45:19,575 I thought I was gonna win this year. 948 00:45:19,578 --> 00:45:22,212 But 10,000 boxes, huh? 949 00:45:25,217 --> 00:45:26,594 That's somethin'. 950 00:45:26,595 --> 00:45:27,972 Trust me, it's nothin'. 951 00:45:27,973 --> 00:45:29,350 Yeah, but I don't need a five-star suite. 952 00:45:29,354 --> 00:45:32,189 Just another place my wife wouldn't have sex with me. 953 00:45:33,725 --> 00:45:35,258 Okay, yeah. 954 00:45:35,260 --> 00:45:36,560 We'll see you tonight. 955 00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,362 - Tonight? - Bowling, remember? 956 00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:40,697 Got the tournament, Diana's Floral. 957 00:45:40,699 --> 00:45:41,565 Shit. 958 00:45:41,567 --> 00:45:42,666 Yeah, right. 959 00:45:42,667 --> 00:45:43,766 Of course, I'll see you guys there. 960 00:45:46,772 --> 00:45:48,872 I told you to be here at 6:03. 961 00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:51,374 It's 6:10, where the hell were you? 962 00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:52,709 Oh I'm sorry, Smuts. 963 00:45:52,711 --> 00:45:54,644 Before your little intervention, 964 00:45:54,646 --> 00:45:57,647 I had something called a life that I had to deal with. 965 00:45:57,649 --> 00:45:59,516 I always just called it pitiful. 966 00:45:59,518 --> 00:46:00,784 How tight are these? 967 00:46:03,355 --> 00:46:05,005 Well it's funny you say that 968 00:46:05,006 --> 00:46:06,656 because this whole time I've been dealin' with the fact 969 00:46:06,658 --> 00:46:11,795 that you bought 10,000 boxes from me in one day. 970 00:46:13,232 --> 00:46:14,298 What happened to the fact that I told you to space it out, 971 00:46:14,299 --> 00:46:15,365 you know make it look legit? 972 00:46:15,367 --> 00:46:16,767 What'd you expect me to do, 973 00:46:16,768 --> 00:46:18,168 go in and fill out a form every day? 974 00:46:18,170 --> 00:46:19,302 I'm not gonna waste my time. 975 00:46:19,304 --> 00:46:20,804 I've got things to do. 976 00:46:20,806 --> 00:46:22,456 Things to do. 977 00:46:22,457 --> 00:46:24,107 Oh, that's great. 978 00:46:24,108 --> 00:46:25,758 Well just so you know thanks to you, 979 00:46:25,759 --> 00:46:27,409 now I'm dealing with heat from home, heat from work. 980 00:46:27,412 --> 00:46:28,678 Actually, I'm in heat. 981 00:46:30,649 --> 00:46:31,648 Is that odd? 982 00:46:36,288 --> 00:46:38,822 - Actually, I'm in heat. - Yes. 983 00:46:40,159 --> 00:46:41,792 Goddammit. 984 00:46:41,793 --> 00:46:43,426 All right, let's get our head in the game. 985 00:46:43,428 --> 00:46:46,696 Claudia and Egan's restaurant reservation is for seven p.m. 986 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,667 How come your suit fits? 987 00:46:50,669 --> 00:46:51,868 Oh, thank you. 988 00:46:55,841 --> 00:46:59,576 He is not even going to recognize you. 989 00:47:09,354 --> 00:47:11,288 Brianna, I look like a hooker. 990 00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:12,722 I'm supposed to be undercover, 991 00:47:12,724 --> 00:47:14,791 not auditioning for strip clubs. 992 00:47:16,828 --> 00:47:19,829 Look, every year when I wanted to start my own business, 993 00:47:19,831 --> 00:47:23,266 I would go out and buy something smart, sophisticated. 994 00:47:23,268 --> 00:47:26,203 Something that says I mean business. 995 00:47:27,339 --> 00:47:28,505 So this is me. 996 00:47:28,507 --> 00:47:31,875 I'm finally saying I mean business. 997 00:47:31,877 --> 00:47:33,777 I love it. 998 00:47:33,778 --> 00:47:35,678 You just need to hire my lip girl and you're done. 999 00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:38,481 God, who am I kidding? 1000 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:39,416 I can't do this. 1001 00:47:39,417 --> 00:47:40,350 I don't want to do this. 1002 00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:42,886 This is not who I am. 1003 00:47:42,888 --> 00:47:45,722 Pam, you listen to me, okay? 1004 00:47:45,724 --> 00:47:47,824 You need to reclaim yourself. 1005 00:47:47,826 --> 00:47:50,627 You are a sexy, wild bitch. 1006 00:47:52,364 --> 00:47:54,464 That would be embarrassing. 1007 00:47:54,466 --> 00:47:57,000 Some risks aren't worth taking. 1008 00:48:01,873 --> 00:48:03,373 You see 'em? 1009 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:04,641 Oh you mean the sexy couple 1010 00:48:04,642 --> 00:48:05,908 that's actually having a good time? 1011 00:48:14,253 --> 00:48:15,436 - Vodka, meat. - Club soda. 1012 00:48:15,437 --> 00:48:16,620 He'll have a martini. 1013 00:48:16,622 --> 00:48:18,788 - Club soda. - Straight up with a twist. 1014 00:48:21,627 --> 00:48:23,793 What are you doin'? 1015 00:48:23,795 --> 00:48:25,312 What are you doing? 1016 00:48:25,313 --> 00:48:26,830 You know, you should be believable as my husband. 1017 00:48:26,832 --> 00:48:28,582 Believable? 1018 00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:30,333 Let's not forget I'm the one who's married here. 1019 00:48:30,335 --> 00:48:32,046 Oh please. 1020 00:48:32,047 --> 00:48:33,758 Another big night for you at home 1021 00:48:33,759 --> 00:48:35,470 is probably watching reruns and eating leftovers, 1022 00:48:35,474 --> 00:48:36,840 but our marriage is not stuck 1023 00:48:36,842 --> 00:48:38,508 on opposite sides of the bed. 1024 00:48:38,510 --> 00:48:40,010 Oh trust me, darling. 1025 00:48:40,011 --> 00:48:41,511 My marriage happens all over the bed. 1026 00:48:45,751 --> 00:48:46,750 Thank you. 1027 00:48:47,886 --> 00:48:48,885 Cheers. 1028 00:48:54,693 --> 00:48:55,959 Okay, big picture. 1029 00:48:55,961 --> 00:48:57,360 We need to connect with Egan, 1030 00:48:57,362 --> 00:48:58,962 so you need to connect with me. 1031 00:48:58,964 --> 00:49:01,031 So drink up, look at me like you wanna fuck me 1032 00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:03,333 and check your baggage with the bellhop. 1033 00:49:04,336 --> 00:49:06,003 What baggage? 1034 00:49:06,004 --> 00:49:07,671 What do you mean, what baggage? 1035 00:49:07,672 --> 00:49:09,339 Remember Corey, this is your intervention. 1036 00:49:10,575 --> 00:49:12,509 You knew about that. 1037 00:49:18,317 --> 00:49:19,649 Has anyone considered they might actually 1038 00:49:19,651 --> 00:49:21,451 just be here on their honeymoon? 1039 00:49:23,955 --> 00:49:25,822 No chance. 1040 00:49:25,823 --> 00:49:27,690 Everything they do is too connected, forced. 1041 00:49:29,861 --> 00:49:32,729 Trust me, that's not what married people do. 1042 00:49:33,465 --> 00:49:34,464 Ooh. 1043 00:49:46,878 --> 00:49:48,378 What are you doin'? 1044 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:49,379 What? 1045 00:49:51,016 --> 00:49:52,349 Should I stop? 1046 00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:58,988 Is it bad? 1047 00:49:58,990 --> 00:49:59,989 Huh? 1048 00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:05,662 Is it not what married people do? 1049 00:50:05,664 --> 00:50:08,865 Alex, sit down. 1050 00:50:08,867 --> 00:50:10,467 Why? 1051 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:12,769 Because you're drawing attention. 1052 00:50:12,771 --> 00:50:13,870 - Really? - Yeah. 1053 00:50:14,639 --> 00:50:15,872 Who's looking at me? 1054 00:50:17,743 --> 00:50:19,042 Are the waiters watching? 1055 00:50:19,845 --> 00:50:21,111 What about Egan? 1056 00:50:22,647 --> 00:50:23,947 Is he watching? 1057 00:50:25,417 --> 00:50:27,150 What about you? 1058 00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:28,918 Are you watching? 1059 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,520 You're gonna blow this. 1060 00:50:30,522 --> 00:50:31,521 Oh, you. 1061 00:51:37,189 --> 00:51:39,523 Get up. 1062 00:52:45,891 --> 00:52:47,457 I'm sorry, I borrowed your husband, 1063 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:49,024 but this place was a little dead. 1064 00:52:49,961 --> 00:52:51,186 Are you kidding? 1065 00:52:51,187 --> 00:52:52,412 That was the most fun, we've had on our honeymoon. 1066 00:52:52,413 --> 00:52:53,638 Wait, you're on your honeymoon? 1067 00:52:53,639 --> 00:52:54,864 We're on our honeymoon. 1068 00:52:54,866 --> 00:52:56,199 - Shut up. - Yeah. 1069 00:52:56,201 --> 00:52:59,202 - Shut up. - Oh, I love you. 1070 00:52:59,204 --> 00:53:01,704 Hopefully we'll see you guys some more. 1071 00:53:01,706 --> 00:53:04,207 Well we're gonna be hanging by the pool tomorrow. 1072 00:53:04,209 --> 00:53:05,842 Just drop on by. 1073 00:53:05,844 --> 00:53:07,210 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1074 00:53:07,211 --> 00:53:08,577 I hope you don't mind if we turn in. 1075 00:53:08,578 --> 00:53:09,944 I just got super tired. 1076 00:53:13,685 --> 00:53:14,684 Bye. 1077 00:53:19,824 --> 00:53:22,825 Okay, so now we have a pool date with them tomorrow. 1078 00:53:22,827 --> 00:53:25,128 I guess you convinced them you wanna fuck me. 1079 00:53:27,599 --> 00:53:28,865 Shit, I gotta go. 1080 00:53:28,867 --> 00:53:30,633 Go where?! 1081 00:53:30,635 --> 00:53:34,037 - Bowling tournament. - Pfft. 1082 00:53:36,241 --> 00:53:38,741 You guys shoulda seen this Home & Garden Show. 1083 00:53:38,743 --> 00:53:40,643 Took up the entire Civic Center. 1084 00:53:40,645 --> 00:53:44,981 I mean they had pools, tubs, lawn care, everything. 1085 00:53:44,983 --> 00:53:46,816 I even won a raffle. 1086 00:53:46,818 --> 00:53:48,117 What'd you win? 1087 00:53:48,119 --> 00:53:50,653 Leaf blower, a good one too. 1088 00:53:50,655 --> 00:53:52,255 - Nice. - No shit. 1089 00:53:52,256 --> 00:53:53,856 You're excited about a leaf blower, Bob? 1090 00:53:54,659 --> 00:53:56,326 And you'll be too. 1091 00:53:56,327 --> 00:53:57,994 Come fall all those trees in your yard, 1092 00:53:57,996 --> 00:54:00,263 you're gonna be beggin' me to borrow it. 1093 00:54:00,265 --> 00:54:03,166 No, I just mean there's gotta be more 1094 00:54:03,168 --> 00:54:05,234 to get excited about, right? 1095 00:54:05,236 --> 00:54:07,904 Leaf blowers and goddamn home shows, is that it? 1096 00:54:08,740 --> 00:54:10,607 It's an acquired appreciation. 1097 00:54:11,610 --> 00:54:14,711 Look, all I'm sayin' is you guys even notice 1098 00:54:14,713 --> 00:54:16,913 that all we ever talk about is the yard 1099 00:54:16,915 --> 00:54:19,849 or adding a deck or buying a new grill? 1100 00:54:21,252 --> 00:54:23,269 There's got to be more to life 1101 00:54:23,270 --> 00:54:25,287 than the fuckin' hardware store, am I right? 1102 00:54:27,959 --> 00:54:29,409 No, not really. 1103 00:54:29,410 --> 00:54:30,860 The only thing that excited me last year 1104 00:54:30,862 --> 00:54:32,996 was when I put a kegerator in my garage. 1105 00:54:32,998 --> 00:54:34,364 That was awesome. 1106 00:54:37,636 --> 00:54:40,803 So you're tellin' me that this is all there is to life? 1107 00:54:40,805 --> 00:54:44,073 What we're livin' right here, right now, this is it? 1108 00:54:45,076 --> 00:54:46,909 Yeah, how hard is it? 1109 00:54:46,911 --> 00:54:48,628 You get married. 1110 00:54:48,629 --> 00:54:50,346 You watch each other go to complete hell. 1111 00:54:50,348 --> 00:54:53,049 Have a kid maybe two, stop having sex. 1112 00:54:53,051 --> 00:54:55,351 Save for retirement, get the golden handshake. 1113 00:54:55,353 --> 00:54:57,387 Play golf on the weekends. 1114 00:54:57,388 --> 00:54:59,422 Take a dick pill, realize that was a mistake. 1115 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:01,357 Pick out where you want your ashes scattered, 1116 00:55:01,359 --> 00:55:04,894 leave everything to the kids and hopefully you know, 1117 00:55:04,896 --> 00:55:07,130 a lotta people show up at your funeral. 1118 00:55:07,132 --> 00:55:09,032 I'll come to your funeral, Fred. 1119 00:55:09,801 --> 00:55:12,018 Thanks, Ted. 1120 00:55:12,019 --> 00:55:14,236 Corey, it's not like there's some grand adventure 1121 00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,139 out there waiting for us. 1122 00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:21,110 We're just livin' life like everyone else. 1123 00:55:22,347 --> 00:55:24,080 And you guys are okay with that? 1124 00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:28,818 Yeah. 1125 00:55:29,421 --> 00:55:30,820 Aren't you? 1126 00:55:33,758 --> 00:55:35,692 Yeah, 'course I am. 1127 00:55:48,039 --> 00:55:49,105 You're home late. 1128 00:55:49,974 --> 00:55:50,973 I had bowling. 1129 00:55:52,043 --> 00:55:53,042 Really? 1130 00:55:53,044 --> 00:55:54,744 Then why were there two messages 1131 00:55:54,745 --> 00:55:56,445 from the guys wondering where you were? 1132 00:55:56,446 --> 00:55:58,146 Well I showed up late 'cause I had to work late. 1133 00:55:58,149 --> 00:55:59,382 Big day at the office. 1134 00:55:59,384 --> 00:56:02,252 Another one? 1135 00:56:02,253 --> 00:56:05,121 Actually, I won the all-expense paid resorts vcation. 1136 00:56:08,727 --> 00:56:10,193 Well then let's go. 1137 00:56:10,195 --> 00:56:11,994 Wait, you wanna go? 1138 00:56:11,996 --> 00:56:14,197 Yes, let's go this weekend. 1139 00:56:14,199 --> 00:56:15,965 No, I can't. 1140 00:56:15,967 --> 00:56:17,366 You can't what? 1141 00:56:17,368 --> 00:56:18,935 You were the one that wanted to take 1142 00:56:18,936 --> 00:56:20,503 a spur-of-the-moment trip, why not do it? 1143 00:56:22,741 --> 00:56:23,890 Because I can't, Pam. 1144 00:56:23,891 --> 00:56:25,040 You know, all right? 1145 00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:26,190 I mean plus, I thought we were gonna do stuff 1146 00:56:26,191 --> 00:56:27,340 - around the house. - Like what? 1147 00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:30,379 Track lighting. 1148 00:56:30,381 --> 00:56:32,014 Are you mocking me? 1149 00:56:33,384 --> 00:56:34,484 Are you mocking me? 1150 00:56:35,286 --> 00:56:36,285 Are you drunk? 1151 00:56:37,522 --> 00:56:39,639 I'm not drunk, Pam. 1152 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,757 I had a few martinis and a couple of beers. 1153 00:56:42,994 --> 00:56:44,510 - What's gotten into you? - What's gotten into you? 1154 00:56:44,511 --> 00:56:46,027 I just wanna do something different. 1155 00:56:46,030 --> 00:56:47,864 And I just wanna lay on the couch. 1156 00:56:47,866 --> 00:56:49,031 Fine. 1157 00:56:49,033 --> 00:56:50,366 Fine. 1158 00:56:53,772 --> 00:56:54,804 What was that for? 1159 00:56:54,806 --> 00:56:55,872 The couch. 1160 00:56:55,874 --> 00:56:56,873 Goodnight. 1161 00:57:10,822 --> 00:57:14,524 Blissfully committed to their simple routine, 1162 00:57:14,526 --> 00:57:17,393 the cave people never felt the need to seek excitement 1163 00:57:17,395 --> 00:57:19,028 from the outside world. 1164 00:57:20,932 --> 00:57:24,333 Unfortunately for us, well that outside world 1165 00:57:24,335 --> 00:57:27,470 was quickly unraveling any sense of routine. 1166 00:57:33,077 --> 00:57:34,310 Morning. 1167 00:57:38,483 --> 00:57:40,416 Morning. 1168 00:57:44,422 --> 00:57:46,823 Operation: Catch Corey is back on. 1169 00:57:53,498 --> 00:57:54,781 Rick says we're all goin' 1170 00:57:54,782 --> 00:57:56,065 on a sales call together. 1171 00:57:58,136 --> 00:57:59,969 Yeah, lemme just confirm everything 1172 00:57:59,971 --> 00:58:01,838 and we'll get on outta here. 1173 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:02,839 Alrighty. 1174 00:58:15,386 --> 00:58:17,520 Oh, that little sneak. 1175 00:58:43,381 --> 00:58:45,348 My god, do you ever wear clothes? 1176 00:58:45,350 --> 00:58:46,850 Excuse me, what you're seeing here 1177 00:58:46,851 --> 00:58:48,351 is top-of-the-line tactical gear. 1178 00:58:48,353 --> 00:58:50,586 This spy-kini she's wearing is completely bulletproof, 1179 00:58:50,588 --> 00:58:52,622 fireproof and waterproof. 1180 00:58:52,623 --> 00:58:54,657 My character sees your character wearing this. 1181 00:58:56,594 --> 00:58:58,628 Oh I assumed you're small. 1182 00:59:01,666 --> 00:59:04,300 You're tellin' me these can stop a bullet. 1183 00:59:04,302 --> 00:59:05,568 Sure. 1184 00:59:05,570 --> 00:59:06,886 Don't get shot. 1185 00:59:06,887 --> 00:59:08,203 They're waiting down by the pool. 1186 00:59:08,206 --> 00:59:09,305 Yeah, I'm not wearing these. 1187 00:59:09,307 --> 00:59:10,673 You're gonna have to. 1188 00:59:10,674 --> 00:59:12,040 They've already stitched the cameras in. 1189 00:59:12,043 --> 00:59:13,042 Where? 1190 00:59:18,383 --> 00:59:20,449 Here, just put it on. 1191 00:59:24,122 --> 00:59:26,689 All right, I'll put 'em on. 1192 00:59:28,526 --> 00:59:30,393 But I'm not doin' it for you guys, 1193 00:59:31,596 --> 00:59:33,996 I'm gonna do it for the mission, for Pam. 1194 01:00:00,959 --> 01:00:03,292 Oh hey, how are you guys? 1195 01:00:09,033 --> 01:00:10,166 I've got a visual. 1196 01:00:13,371 --> 01:00:15,504 I just feel so stupid. 1197 01:00:15,506 --> 01:00:18,140 I mean, here I am following my own husband 1198 01:00:18,142 --> 01:00:19,508 into a fucking honeymoon suite. 1199 01:00:19,510 --> 01:00:20,977 Oh my god, he's a frickin' polygamist. 1200 01:00:20,979 --> 01:00:22,295 I knew it. 1201 01:00:22,296 --> 01:00:23,612 Everybody watches a couple episodes of "Big Love" 1202 01:00:23,613 --> 01:00:24,929 and then they think they can do whatever they want. 1203 01:00:24,930 --> 01:00:26,246 Sorry honey, we're closed. 1204 01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:27,116 Oh my god, there they are. 1205 01:00:28,619 --> 01:00:31,687 Oh it would just be so much easier if she's a mess, 1206 01:00:31,689 --> 01:00:33,178 - but she's-- - Pam. 1207 01:00:33,179 --> 01:00:34,668 I do not even wanna hear what she looks like 1208 01:00:34,669 --> 01:00:36,158 because there is no way in hell 1209 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,660 that she's prettier than you. 1210 01:00:38,997 --> 01:00:40,547 All right, tell me what she looks like. 1211 01:00:40,548 --> 01:00:42,098 Like some femme fatale Bond villain 1212 01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:44,033 that just graduated from Harvard with a degree 1213 01:00:44,035 --> 01:00:45,334 in you know fucking up my life. 1214 01:00:45,336 --> 01:00:46,469 Stop. 1215 01:00:46,471 --> 01:00:47,759 You have to take the reins here. 1216 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,048 You're his wife, okay? 1217 01:00:49,049 --> 01:00:50,337 You cannot let this other woman win. 1218 01:00:57,482 --> 01:00:59,682 Hey when you got it, you flaunt it right? 1219 01:01:04,689 --> 01:01:06,589 When we first decided to honeymoon here, 1220 01:01:06,591 --> 01:01:09,291 so many people were like, "Well that's different, 1221 01:01:10,294 --> 01:01:12,128 "but it's just so beautiful here." 1222 01:01:14,298 --> 01:01:17,133 I know, I had never been to upstate New York before. 1223 01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:19,168 But the moment he proposed, 1224 01:01:19,170 --> 01:01:21,437 he insisted he had to honeymoon here. 1225 01:01:22,774 --> 01:01:24,407 I'm at a total loss. 1226 01:01:24,408 --> 01:01:26,041 This is not the man that I married. 1227 01:01:26,044 --> 01:01:27,443 You need to go confront him. 1228 01:01:27,445 --> 01:01:28,644 - I can't. - You can. 1229 01:01:28,646 --> 01:01:30,012 What do you want me to do? 1230 01:01:30,013 --> 01:01:31,379 You want me to drive up there? 1231 01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:32,746 I'll drive up there and I will cut Corey's dick off. 1232 01:01:32,747 --> 01:01:34,113 I will Lorena Bobbitt that motherfucker. 1233 01:01:34,118 --> 01:01:36,152 I will take his dick and I will throw it in the forest 1234 01:01:36,154 --> 01:01:37,320 and a little squirrel will pick it up 1235 01:01:37,321 --> 01:01:38,487 and run away and put it in its nest 1236 01:01:38,489 --> 01:01:39,655 and he'll never have it again. 1237 01:01:39,657 --> 01:01:40,523 He'll be dickless. 1238 01:01:40,525 --> 01:01:41,841 Brianna. 1239 01:01:41,842 --> 01:01:43,158 I can cut his nuts off if that's better. 1240 01:01:43,159 --> 01:01:44,475 If the dick's too much, 1241 01:01:44,476 --> 01:01:45,792 you know I can always take the balls. 1242 01:01:45,797 --> 01:01:47,308 My grandma used to do it with the hens all the time. 1243 01:01:47,309 --> 01:01:48,820 Look, no one's nuts are being cut off. 1244 01:01:48,821 --> 01:01:50,332 Well, then you need to go confront him. 1245 01:01:53,438 --> 01:01:56,305 So, why did you decide to honeymoon in Glens Falls? 1246 01:01:56,307 --> 01:01:57,740 We've been jet-setting around the world 1247 01:01:57,742 --> 01:02:00,810 for the last two years straight for business, 1248 01:02:00,812 --> 01:02:04,113 so we wanted something quaint and charming, 1249 01:02:04,115 --> 01:02:07,249 a bit out of the way, off-the-grid. 1250 01:02:11,489 --> 01:02:12,989 How 'bout you guys? 1251 01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:14,490 What made you select a place off-the-grid? 1252 01:02:15,693 --> 01:02:16,692 -Same. 1253 01:02:16,694 --> 01:02:19,762 Off-the-grid's the desired honeymoon destination, 1254 01:02:19,764 --> 01:02:21,163 am I right? 1255 01:02:41,152 --> 01:02:42,485 You know service is kinda slow here. 1256 01:02:42,487 --> 01:02:43,820 I think I'm gonna go order from the bar. 1257 01:02:43,821 --> 01:02:45,154 Do you guys want anything? 1258 01:02:45,155 --> 01:02:46,488 Why don't we split a decent bottle of champagne? 1259 01:02:47,658 --> 01:02:48,657 Great idea. 1260 01:02:50,194 --> 01:02:51,393 Little birdie's on the move. 1261 01:02:52,330 --> 01:02:54,230 That's my birdie. 1262 01:02:58,636 --> 01:03:00,269 You have something I need. 1263 01:03:24,162 --> 01:03:24,727 Shit. 1264 01:03:24,728 --> 01:03:25,293 What happened? 1265 01:03:28,633 --> 01:03:29,698 Can you help me? 1266 01:03:36,707 --> 01:03:37,640 - Almost got it. - All right, all right. 1267 01:03:37,642 --> 01:03:38,707 That's fine. 1268 01:03:38,709 --> 01:03:39,909 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1269 01:03:46,184 --> 01:03:47,716 Honey, you're sweating. 1270 01:03:47,718 --> 01:03:49,268 Why don't you take a dip and cool off? 1271 01:03:49,269 --> 01:03:50,819 And you should reapply the sunscreen, sweetheart. 1272 01:03:50,821 --> 01:03:52,621 You're startin' to burn. 1273 01:03:52,623 --> 01:03:53,622 Fine. 1274 01:03:57,662 --> 01:03:58,861 All right, Corey, play it off. 1275 01:03:58,863 --> 01:04:00,763 Don't let Egan suspect anything. 1276 01:04:11,709 --> 01:04:16,845 Mmm, feels so good. 1277 01:04:20,851 --> 01:04:23,786 Do you wanna grab a beer or something after this? 1278 01:04:23,788 --> 01:04:25,588 How many times do I have to tell you? 1279 01:04:26,490 --> 01:04:27,723 I don't wanna hang. 1280 01:04:27,725 --> 01:04:29,592 I don't wanna grab a beer. 1281 01:04:29,593 --> 01:04:31,460 We're not gonna watch the game together. 1282 01:04:31,462 --> 01:04:33,495 Okay, I just see how cool you and Corey are 1283 01:04:33,497 --> 01:04:35,764 and I was hoping that someday you and I might have that, 1284 01:04:35,766 --> 01:04:38,467 be more than just two guys saving the world. 1285 01:04:38,469 --> 01:04:40,519 Suckerfish, Corey and I, 1286 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,570 we've been buddies since we were teens. 1287 01:04:42,573 --> 01:04:45,507 We were recruited together and we trained together. 1288 01:04:45,509 --> 01:04:49,979 We've spoiled some pretty crazy plots around the globe. 1289 01:04:49,981 --> 01:04:50,980 I mean, 1290 01:04:54,652 --> 01:04:57,386 you know I'm the only one that knows Corey's real name? 1291 01:04:58,556 --> 01:04:59,555 Wow. 1292 01:05:01,559 --> 01:05:04,793 You and I, we just don't have that history. 1293 01:05:06,897 --> 01:05:08,731 Yeah you and I don't have that history yet, 1294 01:05:08,733 --> 01:05:09,965 but someday we might. 1295 01:05:09,967 --> 01:05:13,969 I just don't really see that happening. 1296 01:05:16,941 --> 01:05:18,941 Oh shit, look who's here. 1297 01:05:22,947 --> 01:05:23,979 Aw, shit. 1298 01:05:29,787 --> 01:05:30,819 Aw, shit. 1299 01:05:32,590 --> 01:05:33,922 This is bad. 1300 01:05:33,924 --> 01:05:35,524 This is really bad. 1301 01:06:02,853 --> 01:06:04,853 - Hey, what's up? - Oh nothing. 1302 01:06:04,855 --> 01:06:06,589 What's up with you? 1303 01:06:06,590 --> 01:06:08,324 Is there a reason you called me three times, Pam? 1304 01:06:08,326 --> 01:06:09,758 I just stepped out of a meeting. 1305 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,993 Oh, what kind of a meeting? 1306 01:06:10,995 --> 01:06:12,361 A business meeting. 1307 01:06:12,362 --> 01:06:13,728 Oh yeah, what were you talking about? 1308 01:06:13,731 --> 01:06:15,030 Why are you acting like this? 1309 01:06:15,032 --> 01:06:16,343 Acting like what? 1310 01:06:16,344 --> 01:06:17,655 I'm just tryin' to ask you about your day, 1311 01:06:17,656 --> 01:06:18,967 see if you're doin' all right. 1312 01:06:18,969 --> 01:06:20,436 Curious what you're up to. 1313 01:06:20,437 --> 01:06:21,904 - That's why you called? - Mm-hmm. 1314 01:06:21,906 --> 01:06:23,289 Oh no, actually. 1315 01:06:23,290 --> 01:06:24,673 I need you to drop by the store. 1316 01:06:24,675 --> 01:06:26,742 - What? - Yeah, it's on your way home. 1317 01:06:27,678 --> 01:06:29,778 Okay fine, just text it to me. 1318 01:06:29,780 --> 01:06:30,979 Why can't you write it down? 1319 01:06:30,981 --> 01:06:31,980 Pam. 1320 01:06:34,618 --> 01:06:36,885 Just tell me and I'll remember, okay? 1321 01:06:36,887 --> 01:06:39,655 Okay some cinnamon, cardamom, 1322 01:06:39,657 --> 01:06:42,141 semi-sweetened dark chocolate, 1323 01:06:42,142 --> 01:06:44,626 pine nuts, mocha extract, light syrup, cocoa powder, 1324 01:06:44,628 --> 01:06:48,030 pastry shells and some Popsicle sticks. 1325 01:06:48,032 --> 01:06:49,248 Okay, got it. 1326 01:06:49,249 --> 01:06:50,465 Okay, now repeat it back to me. 1327 01:06:50,468 --> 01:06:52,518 What? 1328 01:06:52,519 --> 01:06:54,569 Just repeat it, so I know you know. 1329 01:06:54,572 --> 01:06:55,571 I know what it is, Pam. 1330 01:06:55,573 --> 01:06:56,638 Then repeat it. 1331 01:06:59,877 --> 01:07:02,644 Popsicle sticks, cinnamon. 1332 01:07:04,115 --> 01:07:07,149 Some cinnamon, cardamom, semi-sweetened dark chocolate, 1333 01:07:07,151 --> 01:07:09,752 pine nuts, mocha extract, cocoa powder, 1334 01:07:09,754 --> 01:07:11,653 pastry shells and Popsicle sticks. 1335 01:07:11,655 --> 01:07:12,788 Fine. 1336 01:07:12,790 --> 01:07:14,590 Did you write it down? 1337 01:07:14,592 --> 01:07:16,392 Pam, I told you I'll remember. 1338 01:07:16,394 --> 01:07:17,059 Oh really? 1339 01:07:17,061 --> 01:07:19,284 Oh I'm so sorry. 1340 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,508 I don't know what's wrong with me. 1341 01:07:21,509 --> 01:07:23,732 Here I am rambling on and on while you're trying to work. 1342 01:07:23,734 --> 01:07:26,068 That's it, you're hard at work by the pool, 1343 01:07:26,070 --> 01:07:29,471 having some tramp rubbing sun lotion in your back. 1344 01:07:29,473 --> 01:07:30,739 - Pam? - What? 1345 01:07:30,741 --> 01:07:32,141 What's the matter? 1346 01:07:32,142 --> 01:07:33,542 You've too many wives to remember? 1347 01:07:33,544 --> 01:07:35,677 No Pam, just wait. 1348 01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:36,690 What's with the hat? 1349 01:07:38,716 --> 01:07:40,057 God. 1350 01:07:40,058 --> 01:07:41,399 Swear to god, we need to put an restraining order on her. 1351 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,741 Yeah, she can be a little crazy. 1352 01:07:42,742 --> 01:07:44,083 Maybe I should just check. 1353 01:07:47,992 --> 01:07:49,491 That's his ex-fiancee. 1354 01:07:50,094 --> 01:07:51,894 She's a tad bit delusional. 1355 01:08:01,839 --> 01:08:04,072 Shit, yeah? 1356 01:08:06,977 --> 01:08:09,545 - I hate making these calls. - What calls? 1357 01:08:09,547 --> 01:08:10,997 The ones where I let people go. 1358 01:08:10,998 --> 01:08:12,448 What're you talkin' about, Rick? 1359 01:08:12,450 --> 01:08:13,749 I'm your best salesman, righT? 1360 01:08:13,751 --> 01:08:15,184 I mean I won the free trip. 1361 01:08:15,186 --> 01:08:16,585 My sales are through the roof. 1362 01:08:16,587 --> 01:08:18,220 T-E-A-M. 1363 01:08:18,222 --> 01:08:20,889 I want team players, not prima donnas. 1364 01:08:20,891 --> 01:08:23,091 Guys see what you're doin' and start coppin' attitudes, 1365 01:08:23,093 --> 01:08:25,016 doin' things their way. 1366 01:08:25,017 --> 01:08:26,940 Next thing you know, the whole company goes to shit 1367 01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:28,864 because you wanna play the game your way. 1368 01:08:28,866 --> 01:08:30,966 I mean I think I'm settin' an example here, Rick. 1369 01:08:30,968 --> 01:08:32,601 You know, raising the bar a little bit. 1370 01:08:32,603 --> 01:08:34,536 What bar, what example, huh? 1371 01:08:34,538 --> 01:08:35,854 You just left. 1372 01:08:35,855 --> 01:08:37,171 I don't even know where the hell you are right now. 1373 01:08:37,172 --> 01:08:38,488 - I went on assignment. - Bullshit. 1374 01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:39,805 That's what I used to say to my wife 1375 01:08:39,810 --> 01:08:41,610 when I was fuckin' her sister. 1376 01:08:41,612 --> 01:08:42,644 That's it, Corey. 1377 01:08:43,614 --> 01:08:44,780 You're fired. 1378 01:08:44,782 --> 01:08:46,181 Fuck. 1379 01:08:52,790 --> 01:08:54,223 Pam, you gotta let me explain. 1380 01:08:54,225 --> 01:08:56,492 I would love to hear your explanation 1381 01:08:56,494 --> 01:08:59,127 or you could just go with I'm screwing somebody else. 1382 01:08:59,129 --> 01:09:00,762 I'm not having an affair. 1383 01:09:00,764 --> 01:09:01,730 I know, I know. 1384 01:09:01,732 --> 01:09:03,321 You married her. 1385 01:09:03,322 --> 01:09:04,911 You're on your honeymoon, congratufuckinlations. 1386 01:09:04,912 --> 01:09:06,501 Pam, just listen to me. 1387 01:09:06,504 --> 01:09:08,270 Calm down and let me explain myself. 1388 01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:11,507 Who the fuck is that? 1389 01:09:12,176 --> 01:09:13,175 The dinner party. 1390 01:09:14,778 --> 01:09:16,320 - Dinner party? 1391 01:09:16,321 --> 01:09:17,863 What fucking dinner party, Pam? 1392 01:09:17,864 --> 01:09:19,406 I mean my god, you keep goin' on and on 1393 01:09:19,407 --> 01:09:20,949 about these dinner parties that don't exist! 1394 01:09:20,951 --> 01:09:21,917 We bought dishes. 1395 01:09:21,919 --> 01:09:23,552 We bought a bar. 1396 01:09:23,553 --> 01:09:25,186 I installed a water feature 1397 01:09:25,187 --> 01:09:26,820 all for these dinner parties that never seem to happen. 1398 01:09:26,824 --> 01:09:28,557 I am not canceling my dinner party 1399 01:09:28,559 --> 01:09:31,727 just because you had some sordid affair. 1400 01:09:31,729 --> 01:09:33,929 I wasn't cheating. 1401 01:09:36,901 --> 01:09:39,167 All right look, I'm gonna tell 'em that we made a mistake 1402 01:09:39,169 --> 01:09:40,536 and we'll do this another night. 1403 01:09:40,538 --> 01:09:41,537 No! 1404 01:09:42,072 --> 01:09:43,739 No no, no you won't. 1405 01:09:43,741 --> 01:09:45,707 You are not ruining my dinner party 1406 01:09:45,709 --> 01:09:47,609 just because our marriage is over. 1407 01:09:55,019 --> 01:09:56,318 Hey, everybody. 1408 01:10:00,558 --> 01:10:02,057 Is this one of them swingers parties? 1409 01:10:02,059 --> 01:10:04,693 'Cause we didn't bring any rubbers. 1410 01:10:04,695 --> 01:10:06,261 We just thought that 1411 01:10:06,263 --> 01:10:07,913 it would be fine for tonight. 1412 01:10:07,914 --> 01:10:09,564 Just would be fun to get dressed up because-- 1413 01:10:09,567 --> 01:10:11,567 Yeah, well we wanted tonight to be a-- 1414 01:10:11,569 --> 01:10:13,101 - It's a theme party. - Yeah. 1415 01:10:14,972 --> 01:10:16,605 What kinda theme? 1416 01:10:16,606 --> 01:10:18,239 - A spy theme dinner, Bob. - Yes, exactly. 1417 01:10:18,242 --> 01:10:20,909 You see 007 just got outta the pool. 1418 01:10:20,911 --> 01:10:22,822 And Agent 99 here 1419 01:10:22,823 --> 01:10:24,734 was just about to make some drinks. 1420 01:10:24,735 --> 01:10:26,646 I've got martinis, shaken, not stirred. 1421 01:10:26,650 --> 01:10:28,684 Who wants to be Money Penny? 1422 01:10:28,686 --> 01:10:29,918 All right, shall we? 1423 01:10:54,945 --> 01:11:00,048 Cheers. 1424 01:11:05,122 --> 01:11:07,823 You know Pam, we woulda perfectly understood 1425 01:11:07,825 --> 01:11:09,124 if you needed to cancel. 1426 01:11:10,928 --> 01:11:12,294 Why would I have to cancel? 1427 01:11:12,296 --> 01:11:14,062 Well if I got fired, the only party 1428 01:11:14,064 --> 01:11:17,766 we'd be havin' that night is my funeral. 1429 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,074 You know what? 1430 01:11:25,075 --> 01:11:27,109 I think he did say something about that. 1431 01:11:33,317 --> 01:11:35,784 You weren't supposed to say anything, Ted. 1432 01:11:35,786 --> 01:11:37,919 Here are my Parmesan portobello slices 1433 01:11:37,921 --> 01:11:39,121 with sun-dried tomato. 1434 01:11:40,424 --> 01:11:41,823 Pam, these are so good. 1435 01:11:41,825 --> 01:11:44,059 Do you have a secret ingredient? 1436 01:11:44,061 --> 01:11:45,761 Oh I'm sorry, Bob. 1437 01:11:45,763 --> 01:11:48,664 My secret is what you see is what you get. 1438 01:11:48,666 --> 01:11:52,968 No little white lies, no half-truths, no funny little fibs. 1439 01:11:52,970 --> 01:11:54,269 Bob, will you excuse us a second? 1440 01:11:54,271 --> 01:11:55,582 Why? 1441 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:56,894 No, they're fine. 1442 01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:58,206 They already know that you lost your job. 1443 01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:00,342 I just found out from Fred. 1444 01:12:00,344 --> 01:12:02,061 Oh, I'm Ted. 1445 01:12:02,062 --> 01:12:03,779 Pam, you have to let me explain. 1446 01:12:03,781 --> 01:12:07,816 Trust me, this way it'll be so much easier 1447 01:12:07,818 --> 01:12:09,084 to split up the assets. 1448 01:12:14,792 --> 01:12:18,226 Corey, now that we're not competin' over the trip, 1449 01:12:18,228 --> 01:12:21,129 you wanna tell me how you sold so many damn boxes? 1450 01:12:28,205 --> 01:12:29,971 What the fuck is this? 1451 01:12:29,973 --> 01:12:32,374 Brianna, are you okay? 1452 01:12:32,376 --> 01:12:34,076 Am I okay? 1453 01:12:34,078 --> 01:12:36,161 Am I okay? 1454 01:12:36,162 --> 01:12:38,245 I just spent an hour in the car convincing myself 1455 01:12:38,248 --> 01:12:41,216 you didn't leap to your death and here you are having a-- 1456 01:12:41,218 --> 01:12:42,451 A dinner party. 1457 01:12:43,387 --> 01:12:44,986 - A dinner party. - Yeah. 1458 01:12:44,988 --> 01:12:46,755 Well why wasn't I invited? 1459 01:12:46,757 --> 01:12:49,891 It's sort of a couples-only. 1460 01:12:49,893 --> 01:12:51,304 Oh, couples-only. 1461 01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:52,716 Why are you still wearing that costume? 1462 01:12:52,717 --> 01:12:54,128 'Cause it's a spy theme dinner party. 1463 01:12:54,131 --> 01:12:56,064 Oh, a spy theme dinner party. 1464 01:12:56,066 --> 01:12:57,999 Ooh, so fancy. 1465 01:12:58,001 --> 01:12:59,067 You know what, Pam? 1466 01:12:59,069 --> 01:13:02,054 I just can't believe after hours of me 1467 01:13:02,055 --> 01:13:05,040 listening to your marital woes, this is how I'm treated. 1468 01:13:06,777 --> 01:13:09,144 But if the name's not taken, I'm Pussy Galore. 1469 01:13:15,052 --> 01:13:17,019 The hell are you doin' here? 1470 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:18,987 - We have to get you-- - Hi, I'm Pam. 1471 01:13:18,989 --> 01:13:20,889 I didn't get to introduce myself earlier 1472 01:13:20,891 --> 01:13:23,158 because you're whoring yourself around with my husband. 1473 01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,460 But I just want to let you know that tomorrow 1474 01:13:25,462 --> 01:13:27,613 we are getting a divorce. 1475 01:13:27,614 --> 01:13:29,765 But tonight I'm having my dinner party, okay? 1476 01:13:29,767 --> 01:13:30,966 I came by to say that I'm sorry. 1477 01:13:30,968 --> 01:13:32,445 Sorry you got caught or sorry 1478 01:13:32,446 --> 01:13:33,923 that you're a whore that lacks style? 1479 01:13:33,924 --> 01:13:35,401 Sorry because this isn't what it looked like. 1480 01:13:35,405 --> 01:13:36,521 Exactly. 1481 01:13:36,522 --> 01:13:37,638 Don't insult my intelligence. 1482 01:13:37,639 --> 01:13:38,755 No, I'm serious. 1483 01:13:38,756 --> 01:13:39,872 Alexandria here is an actress. 1484 01:13:39,877 --> 01:13:40,909 A method actress actually. 1485 01:13:40,911 --> 01:13:42,544 Superbly talented. 1486 01:13:42,546 --> 01:13:44,312 Okay I saw, remember. 1487 01:13:45,816 --> 01:13:46,815 Right. 1488 01:13:47,985 --> 01:13:49,701 You see, sweetheart. 1489 01:13:49,702 --> 01:13:51,418 I found out that a huge potential client and his wife 1490 01:13:51,421 --> 01:13:53,155 were gonna be honeymooning over at that hotel. 1491 01:13:53,157 --> 01:13:56,558 So I thought why not hire an actress to play my wife, 1492 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,927 go to the hotel, bond with guy and make the big sale. 1493 01:13:58,929 --> 01:14:00,395 Yeah I mean, it was completely legitimate. 1494 01:14:00,397 --> 01:14:02,364 I've been in the business since I was a kid. 1495 01:14:02,366 --> 01:14:03,932 Lots of musical theater. 1496 01:14:03,934 --> 01:14:05,651 Yeah, whatever. 1497 01:14:05,652 --> 01:14:07,369 Look, why don't you help yourself to a doggie bag 1498 01:14:07,371 --> 01:14:09,154 and then you can choke on it? 1499 01:14:09,155 --> 01:14:10,938 Oh, I'm staying here 'cause Corey hired me 1500 01:14:10,941 --> 01:14:11,973 to be here for the dinner party. 1501 01:14:11,975 --> 01:14:13,909 That's right, I did. 1502 01:14:13,911 --> 01:14:15,110 To do what? 1503 01:14:17,981 --> 01:14:19,214 To teach dance. 1504 01:14:20,217 --> 01:14:21,216 Cue the music. 1505 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:29,891 Dance with me. 1506 01:14:40,370 --> 01:14:42,003 You lucky son of a bitch. 1507 01:14:47,344 --> 01:14:48,310 Spin me. 1508 01:14:49,613 --> 01:14:50,846 Egan's on his way. 1509 01:14:54,251 --> 01:14:56,552 You could not have hired her tonight. 1510 01:14:56,553 --> 01:14:58,854 You didn't even remember that we were having a dinner party. 1511 01:14:59,957 --> 01:15:02,424 You have to get these people out of here. 1512 01:15:02,426 --> 01:15:04,392 Go ahead and ask your wife to dance. 1513 01:15:06,563 --> 01:15:08,997 You have to get these people out of here. 1514 01:15:08,999 --> 01:15:10,799 Fine. 1515 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,600 If people are dancing, we're dancing. 1516 01:15:46,370 --> 01:15:50,071 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 1517 01:15:50,073 --> 01:15:51,206 ♪ You can ♪ 1518 01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:53,041 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 1519 01:15:53,043 --> 01:15:58,179 ♪ And I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 1520 01:15:58,949 --> 01:16:00,181 I need you to come clean. 1521 01:16:00,183 --> 01:16:01,449 Just be honest with me. 1522 01:16:03,921 --> 01:16:05,186 I mean, if I have ever meant anything to you 1523 01:16:05,188 --> 01:16:07,289 in any level at any point, 1524 01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:10,959 I deserve to know what's going on. 1525 01:16:19,102 --> 01:16:22,304 You're right. 1526 01:16:39,289 --> 01:16:40,288 Nobody moves. 1527 01:16:42,259 --> 01:16:43,959 Where is it? 1528 01:16:43,961 --> 01:16:44,726 Don't know. 1529 01:16:45,495 --> 01:16:47,028 I want my pen back. 1530 01:16:47,029 --> 01:16:48,562 All right all right, take it easy. 1531 01:16:48,565 --> 01:16:51,066 But leave them outta this, they're innocent. 1532 01:16:53,236 --> 01:16:54,603 No no, yeah you're right. 1533 01:16:54,604 --> 01:16:55,971 We should just keep this between us, 1534 01:16:55,972 --> 01:16:57,339 but I like a little bit of insurance. 1535 01:16:57,341 --> 01:16:59,308 No. 1536 01:16:59,309 --> 01:17:01,276 I want my pen back with the plans on it 1537 01:17:01,277 --> 01:17:03,244 delivered in an hour and why don't you gas up the jet? 1538 01:17:03,246 --> 01:17:04,346 - A jet? - Mm-hmm. 1539 01:17:04,348 --> 01:17:06,014 And if I can't get it here by then? 1540 01:17:06,015 --> 01:17:07,681 Then your wife will die. 1541 01:17:07,684 --> 01:17:09,084 She's not his wife. 1542 01:17:09,086 --> 01:17:10,397 This is his wife. 1543 01:17:10,398 --> 01:17:11,709 Yeah, could someone just please explain to me 1544 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:13,021 what the hell is going on? 1545 01:17:14,091 --> 01:17:15,423 Honey, I'm a spy. 1546 01:17:15,425 --> 01:17:16,558 Okay, enough of that charade already. 1547 01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,525 No, I am. 1548 01:17:17,527 --> 01:17:19,477 I'm serious. 1549 01:17:19,478 --> 01:17:21,428 We work for the government as part of an elite taskforce 1550 01:17:21,431 --> 01:17:23,498 trained to stop high-tech futuristic weapons 1551 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:26,601 from falling in the hands of fuckfaces like this guy. 1552 01:17:26,603 --> 01:17:28,436 Okay, well this definitely falls 1553 01:17:28,438 --> 01:17:30,405 under reconcilable differences. 1554 01:17:34,644 --> 01:17:36,478 Hello? 1555 01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:38,313 Smuts, I need you to bring me the pen right away. 1556 01:17:45,055 --> 01:17:46,388 Okay. 1557 01:17:46,389 --> 01:17:47,722 You guys weren't actually married? 1558 01:17:47,724 --> 01:17:49,424 No. 1559 01:17:49,426 --> 01:17:51,426 But your ring seemed so real. 1560 01:17:51,428 --> 01:17:53,028 It was cubic zirconia. 1561 01:17:53,030 --> 01:17:54,195 - Shut up. - Mm-hmm. 1562 01:17:54,197 --> 01:17:56,364 - Shut up. - Yeah. 1563 01:17:56,366 --> 01:17:58,066 So is mine. 1564 01:17:58,067 --> 01:17:59,767 Wait, but you guys seem so happy together. 1565 01:17:59,768 --> 01:18:01,468 No, you guys seemed so happy together. 1566 01:18:01,471 --> 01:18:02,837 - Thank you. - Okay. 1567 01:18:02,838 --> 01:18:04,204 Nobody's actually happy here, okay? 1568 01:18:04,205 --> 01:18:05,571 Let's review: you and I aren't married. 1569 01:18:05,575 --> 01:18:07,342 These two aren't married. 1570 01:18:07,343 --> 01:18:09,110 The only people here that are really married are them. 1571 01:18:09,112 --> 01:18:10,312 Oh, no. 1572 01:18:10,313 --> 01:18:11,513 No, actually we're getting a divorce. 1573 01:18:12,716 --> 01:18:14,616 Oh fuck, my lasagna. 1574 01:18:14,618 --> 01:18:16,284 Whoa, excuse me? 1575 01:18:16,286 --> 01:18:17,419 My lasagna, it's burning. 1576 01:18:17,421 --> 01:18:18,720 I need to get it. 1577 01:18:18,722 --> 01:18:19,788 Are you kidding me? 1578 01:18:19,790 --> 01:18:21,506 Are you kidding me? 1579 01:18:21,507 --> 01:18:23,223 Do you want this house to burn down? 1580 01:18:23,226 --> 01:18:24,604 I don't care. 1581 01:18:24,605 --> 01:18:25,983 To him sweetheart, I don't think 1582 01:18:25,984 --> 01:18:27,362 your lasagna's the key issue here. 1583 01:18:28,565 --> 01:18:31,733 It's actually not my lasagna, it's Stouffer's. 1584 01:18:31,735 --> 01:18:34,335 You want me to serve Stouffer's at our dinner party? 1585 01:18:34,337 --> 01:18:36,271 Well I was gonna make it from scratch, 1586 01:18:36,273 --> 01:18:39,474 but you in the midst were playing spy meets adulterer 1587 01:18:39,476 --> 01:18:42,210 meets probably the worst husband in the world. 1588 01:18:42,212 --> 01:18:43,645 Honey, I think you're overreacting 1589 01:18:43,647 --> 01:18:45,146 just a little bit here, all right? 1590 01:18:45,148 --> 01:18:46,748 I'm gonna take care of this. 1591 01:18:46,749 --> 01:18:48,349 Overreacting? 1592 01:18:48,351 --> 01:18:49,984 Overreacting. 1593 01:18:49,985 --> 01:18:51,618 Do you know how humiliating this is? 1594 01:18:53,090 --> 01:18:54,489 You know how heartbreaking it is 1595 01:18:54,491 --> 01:18:56,224 to have your marriage be over within... 1596 01:18:56,226 --> 01:18:57,425 Okay. 1597 01:18:57,427 --> 01:18:58,726 Oh, in a year? 1598 01:19:00,497 --> 01:19:01,890 Seriously? 1599 01:19:01,891 --> 01:19:03,284 I'm now a statistic. 1600 01:19:03,285 --> 01:19:04,678 I'm one of those, 1601 01:19:04,679 --> 01:19:06,072 one of those people where you probably 1602 01:19:06,073 --> 01:19:07,466 had some I don't know Navy SEAL mental training shit 1603 01:19:07,471 --> 01:19:10,638 where you know how to handle all these sorts of situations 1604 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:12,407 to probably diffuse a bomb under pressure. 1605 01:19:12,409 --> 01:19:13,508 The hell is she doin'? 1606 01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:18,113 I'm leaving. 1607 01:19:18,115 --> 01:19:20,215 I'm packing my things. 1608 01:19:20,216 --> 01:19:22,316 You can shoot me if you want, but otherwise I'm moving out. 1609 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,120 Can you stop her? 1610 01:19:25,122 --> 01:19:26,338 Can you stop her? 1611 01:19:26,339 --> 01:19:27,555 Yeah, I could shoot her. 1612 01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:37,332 Let's go. 1613 01:19:40,704 --> 01:19:42,504 I knew we should've gone to Nepal. 1614 01:19:42,506 --> 01:19:43,671 If not Nepal, Paris. 1615 01:19:43,673 --> 01:19:45,473 If not Pairs, London. 1616 01:19:45,475 --> 01:19:47,842 I mean just done something, 1617 01:19:47,843 --> 01:19:50,210 anything to escape the confines of this ridiculous place. 1618 01:19:50,213 --> 01:19:52,180 Pam, sweetheart. 1619 01:19:52,181 --> 01:19:54,148 Let's just get through this and we can reset, okay? 1620 01:19:54,151 --> 01:19:55,784 We'll call it a second honeymoon. 1621 01:19:55,785 --> 01:19:57,418 We can go to all those places, I promise. 1622 01:19:57,420 --> 01:19:59,053 Okay, so now you don't mind 1623 01:19:59,054 --> 01:20:00,687 about skipping our weekend projects? 1624 01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:02,557 You know putting off the track lighting, 1625 01:20:02,559 --> 01:20:06,161 not even fixing the ceiling that constantly crumbles. 1626 01:20:12,435 --> 01:20:14,486 How many times do I have to tell you, Pam 1627 01:20:14,487 --> 01:20:16,538 that I will get to it when I fucking get to it. 1628 01:20:18,708 --> 01:20:21,209 Press the red button under the bed. 1629 01:20:23,380 --> 01:20:24,512 Holy shit. 1630 01:20:28,585 --> 01:20:30,451 Okay, what is that? 1631 01:20:30,453 --> 01:20:32,754 That's a high-tech electrical charge particle solidifier. 1632 01:20:32,756 --> 01:20:35,190 In short, force field. 1633 01:20:35,192 --> 01:20:38,293 So you just had this stuff here the whole time? 1634 01:20:39,462 --> 01:20:40,361 Yeah, pretty much. 1635 01:20:40,363 --> 01:20:41,329 Sorry. 1636 01:20:41,331 --> 01:20:43,765 You never thought about pulling out one of these gizmos 1637 01:20:43,766 --> 01:20:46,200 when we were getting intimate? 1638 01:20:47,437 --> 01:20:49,304 You would've wanted that? 1639 01:20:49,306 --> 01:20:51,339 Yeah, I would've tried that. 1640 01:20:51,341 --> 01:20:54,342 Well, we can. 1641 01:20:54,343 --> 01:20:57,344 Corey, I'm not having anymore dinner parties. 1642 01:21:35,986 --> 01:21:37,819 Anyone for charades? 1643 01:21:39,022 --> 01:21:40,488 Who wants a nightcap? 1644 01:21:45,528 --> 01:21:46,928 60 off 10th Avenue. 1645 01:21:46,930 --> 01:21:49,114 Come on. 1646 01:21:54,704 --> 01:21:56,671 I just have one question. 1647 01:21:56,673 --> 01:21:58,273 Yeah? 1648 01:21:58,275 --> 01:21:59,641 Is your real name Corey? 1649 01:22:02,412 --> 01:22:03,511 I wish it was. 1650 01:22:06,416 --> 01:22:07,415 Goodbye. 1651 01:22:24,601 --> 01:22:27,935 - Where are ya headed? - Does it matter? 1652 01:22:43,086 --> 01:22:44,686 Whoa, hey. 1653 01:22:44,688 --> 01:22:46,587 Were you serious? 1654 01:22:46,589 --> 01:22:48,456 Brianna, wasn't it your idea 1655 01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:50,358 for me to get out of here and see the world? 1656 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,859 I mean it was and then we tried it 1657 01:22:51,861 --> 01:22:53,995 and it was really exhausting, you know? 1658 01:22:53,997 --> 01:22:55,285 It's like kinky sex. 1659 01:22:55,286 --> 01:22:56,574 You think you want it 'til you actually have it 1660 01:22:56,575 --> 01:22:57,863 and end up with a penis in your ear. 1661 01:22:57,867 --> 01:22:59,500 That's disgusting. 1662 01:23:00,403 --> 01:23:02,003 Do you even have a plan? 1663 01:23:02,005 --> 01:23:03,054 Yeah. 1664 01:23:03,055 --> 01:23:04,104 What's your plan? 1665 01:23:04,107 --> 01:23:05,973 To climb Mount Everest. 1666 01:23:05,975 --> 01:23:08,543 To climb Mount Everest, really? 1667 01:23:08,545 --> 01:23:11,713 What, are you working for "National Geographic" now? 1668 01:23:32,936 --> 01:23:36,671 Undercover: Discover who you really are. 1669 01:23:48,768 --> 01:23:49,784 What about Cairo? 1670 01:23:50,687 --> 01:23:51,652 Yeah? 1671 01:23:53,656 --> 01:23:56,391 - Cozumel? - Cozumel's cool. 1672 01:23:57,527 --> 01:24:01,896 Dude, what's wrong? 1673 01:24:02,799 --> 01:24:04,031 Nothin's wrong, man. 1674 01:24:04,801 --> 01:24:05,800 Okay. 1675 01:24:07,036 --> 01:24:09,036 Oh, what about Rio? 1676 01:24:09,038 --> 01:24:10,405 I like Rio, you know that. 1677 01:24:10,407 --> 01:24:11,472 I love Rio. 1678 01:24:12,809 --> 01:24:14,008 What? 1679 01:24:14,010 --> 01:24:15,643 You're not excited about Rio. 1680 01:24:15,645 --> 01:24:16,944 Okay, you must've forgotten 1681 01:24:16,946 --> 01:24:19,230 about that night in the rainforest. 1682 01:24:19,231 --> 01:24:21,515 I didn't forget about the night in the rainforest, Smuts. 1683 01:24:22,519 --> 01:24:23,551 Why can't we keep it simple, you know? 1684 01:24:23,553 --> 01:24:24,419 Like in the movie. 1685 01:24:24,421 --> 01:24:25,420 What? 1686 01:24:26,456 --> 01:24:27,672 Okay, okay. 1687 01:24:27,673 --> 01:24:28,889 Three feet, three feet, three feet. 1688 01:24:30,827 --> 01:24:32,693 Okay, that's it. 1689 01:24:32,695 --> 01:24:33,961 The sun's sizzling your brain. 1690 01:24:33,963 --> 01:24:35,196 We've climbed too close. 1691 01:24:35,198 --> 01:24:37,098 C'mon, we need some UV. 1692 01:24:37,934 --> 01:24:39,734 Here, use this. 1693 01:24:39,736 --> 01:24:40,868 It really works. 1694 01:24:40,870 --> 01:24:41,803 Yeah, I know. 1695 01:24:41,805 --> 01:24:43,622 I got the whole line. 1696 01:24:43,623 --> 01:24:45,440 Even their eye moisturizer's incredible, isn't it? 1697 01:24:45,442 --> 01:24:46,841 Soothing, too. 1698 01:24:46,843 --> 01:24:48,676 You really miss her, don't ya? 1699 01:24:50,447 --> 01:24:51,446 I do not. 1700 01:24:51,448 --> 01:24:54,782 From my perspective, you never stopped loving her. 1701 01:24:54,784 --> 01:24:56,584 No matter what your cover was, 1702 01:24:56,586 --> 01:24:58,586 you can't disguise what's in your heart. 1703 01:25:00,557 --> 01:25:01,522 Yeah. 1704 01:25:02,992 --> 01:25:04,942 Yeah, maybe. 1705 01:25:04,943 --> 01:25:06,893 You know, I really didn't hear what you said. 1706 01:25:06,896 --> 01:25:09,997 But that sounded really fucking beautiful, Suckerfish. 1707 01:25:09,999 --> 01:25:10,998 Thanks, man. 1708 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:16,070 Hey, you wanna get a beer with me later on? 1709 01:25:16,072 --> 01:25:17,071 I'd like that. 1710 01:25:17,073 --> 01:25:18,739 Just kidding. 1711 01:25:18,741 --> 01:25:20,608 I'm not for the sweet stuff, let's move. 1712 01:25:25,548 --> 01:25:27,815 Hold up, we got a problem. 1713 01:25:42,632 --> 01:25:43,898 Excuse me, sir. 1714 01:25:44,767 --> 01:25:46,167 Jimbo? 1715 01:25:46,169 --> 01:25:47,602 Very good Jimbo. 1716 01:25:50,607 --> 01:25:52,006 Debit or credit? 1717 01:26:20,870 --> 01:26:23,838 "Pam, I hope you enjoy the basket. 1718 01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:26,524 "I think it would've been perfect 1719 01:26:26,525 --> 01:26:29,209 "for the second dinner party we never got to have." 1720 01:26:31,180 --> 01:26:32,547 Dinner party. 1721 01:26:33,783 --> 01:26:35,316 What dinner party? 1722 01:27:17,827 --> 01:27:19,827 What the hell is this? 1723 01:27:19,829 --> 01:27:23,364 Corey, this is an intervention. 1724 01:27:23,366 --> 01:27:24,699 Oh god, not again. 1725 01:27:24,701 --> 01:27:25,783 For what? 1726 01:27:25,784 --> 01:27:26,866 Because you're miserable. 1727 01:27:26,869 --> 01:27:28,269 I'm not miserable. 1728 01:27:29,872 --> 01:27:31,739 Oh, no no no no. 1729 01:27:31,741 --> 01:27:33,057 What? 1730 01:27:33,058 --> 01:27:34,374 Yeah, we started dating after the dinner party. 1731 01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,691 You've been dating Brianna this whole time 1732 01:27:35,692 --> 01:27:37,008 and you didn't tell me? 1733 01:27:37,013 --> 01:27:39,380 Look, what was I supposed to say? 1734 01:27:39,381 --> 01:27:41,748 I mean I'm in covert ops with your ex-wife's best friend? 1735 01:27:41,751 --> 01:27:43,851 I love it when he talks like that. 1736 01:27:43,853 --> 01:27:44,852 You guys? 1737 01:27:47,023 --> 01:27:48,656 I figured you hated me. 1738 01:27:48,658 --> 01:27:51,859 I was a total pain in the ass and completely self-centered. 1739 01:27:51,861 --> 01:27:54,061 I don't care what you were. 1740 01:27:54,063 --> 01:27:55,847 After I canned your ass, 1741 01:27:55,848 --> 01:27:57,632 these guys wouldn't shut up about your spy tactics. 1742 01:27:57,634 --> 01:27:59,066 When I finally let them try it, 1743 01:27:59,068 --> 01:28:01,068 they broke all your sales records. 1744 01:28:01,070 --> 01:28:03,404 Yup, made him go method. 1745 01:28:03,406 --> 01:28:05,156 We also got a bowling coach 1746 01:28:05,157 --> 01:28:06,907 and kicked the shit outta Diana's Floral. 1747 01:28:06,909 --> 01:28:08,876 Bob's been wearin' his wrist guard. 1748 01:28:08,878 --> 01:28:11,312 All right, well 1749 01:28:11,314 --> 01:28:12,980 this is all well and good, guys. 1750 01:28:12,982 --> 01:28:14,915 But somebody please tell me 1751 01:28:14,917 --> 01:28:18,319 why the hell you went through all this trouble and what for? 1752 01:28:18,321 --> 01:28:20,187 Because I had to test the new tranq gun. 1753 01:28:26,763 --> 01:28:28,279 Hey. 1754 01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,796 - It's actually my tranq gun. - Dude. 1755 01:28:29,799 --> 01:28:32,417 So, you're the reason for this intervention? 1756 01:28:32,418 --> 01:28:35,036 Well, if you're not too busy tryin' to save the world, 1757 01:28:35,038 --> 01:28:37,304 I thought we should give us another shot, 1758 01:28:38,107 --> 01:28:39,240 a different shot. 1759 01:28:39,242 --> 01:28:41,643 You know if you hadn't been a spy, 1760 01:28:41,644 --> 01:28:44,045 I would've never woken up and realized who I really am. 1761 01:28:45,214 --> 01:28:48,015 What about just being still looking in the mirror? 1762 01:28:48,951 --> 01:28:51,252 Where's the adventure in that, my dear? 1763 01:28:51,254 --> 01:28:53,788 So, does this mean we get to take a second honeymoon? 1764 01:28:53,790 --> 01:28:54,922 Anywhere you want. 1765 01:28:54,924 --> 01:28:57,909 What do you think about Kathmandu? 1766 01:28:57,910 --> 01:29:00,895 Oh you know what they say, "What happens in Kathmandu, 1767 01:29:00,897 --> 01:29:02,897 - "stays in Kathmandu." - "Stays in Kathmandu." 1768 01:29:07,370 --> 01:29:10,037 Okay, so maybe the whole intervention thing 1769 01:29:10,039 --> 01:29:12,773 was a little extreme. 1770 01:29:14,877 --> 01:29:17,778 But if we embrace our primal caveman instincts 1771 01:29:17,780 --> 01:29:19,914 instead of hiding from them in suburbia, 1772 01:29:21,451 --> 01:29:25,986 we'll realize that every day can be an adventure. 1773 01:29:45,341 --> 01:29:48,843 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 1774 01:29:58,888 --> 01:30:02,923 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 1775 01:30:02,925 --> 01:30:05,126 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 1776 01:30:05,128 --> 01:30:07,762 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 1777 01:30:07,764 --> 01:30:10,030 ♪ You ♪ 1778 01:30:10,032 --> 01:30:12,333 ♪ You ♪ 1779 01:30:12,335 --> 01:30:14,235 ♪ You you ♪ 1780 01:30:14,237 --> 01:30:15,720 ♪ You ♪ 1781 01:30:15,721 --> 01:30:17,204 ♪ You you you ♪ 1782 01:30:17,206 --> 01:30:22,143 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 1783 01:30:22,145 --> 01:30:25,463 ♪ You can try to stop me ♪ 1784 01:30:25,464 --> 01:30:28,782 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 1785 01:30:29,385 --> 01:30:32,286 ♪ Don't call me your baby ♪ 1786 01:30:32,288 --> 01:30:33,788 ♪ Mistake me for a lady ♪ 1787 01:30:33,790 --> 01:30:35,373 ♪ Don't you ♪ 1788 01:30:35,374 --> 01:30:36,957 ♪ Don't you know that I'm crazy ♪ 1789 01:30:36,959 --> 01:30:39,360 ♪ Don't you know that I'm ♪ 1790 01:30:39,362 --> 01:30:41,395 ♪ Don't say that you want me ♪ 1791 01:30:41,397 --> 01:30:42,530 ♪ Don't say that you ♪ 1792 01:30:42,532 --> 01:30:44,064 ♪ You need me ♪ 1793 01:30:44,066 --> 01:30:46,400 ♪ Don't you dare believe me ♪ 1794 01:30:46,402 --> 01:30:51,505 ♪ Don't you know that I'm ♪ 1795 01:30:55,044 --> 01:30:59,513 ♪ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ♪ 1796 01:30:59,596 --> 01:31:14,596 Subtitles by @NAIM2007 subscene.com