0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:33,340 [CHATTERING] 2 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,140 WOMAN: On the count of three. 3 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:44,020 One, two, three! 4 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:48,650 MAN: Try the ring toss. Three for a quarter. Look how easy it is. 5 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:51,110 There you go, a winner! 6 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:55,030 And now, for my shocking finale. 7 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:57,570 Not for the squeamish. 8 00:00:57,740 --> 00:01:01,030 Not for the faint of heart. 9 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:06,080 I call my trick "The Jaws of Death. " 10 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,500 [WHISPERS] Now. Say it. Say it. 11 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:14,300 Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight. 12 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:16,970 No harm will come to you. Alakazam! 13 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:23,560 [SCREAMING] 14 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:26,220 Help me! Help me! 15 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:40,740 I'm going to be an actress. 16 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:01,340 [GUNSHOTS] 17 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,500 [GUNSHOTS] 18 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,600 HARRY: It's hard to believe it was last Christmas... 19 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:36,690 ... that me and Harmony changed the world. 20 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:40,650 And we didn't mean to. And it didn't last long, you know. 21 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,150 A thing like that can 't. 22 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,160 Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. The kind where if a girl is named Jill... 23 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,780 ...she spells it J- Y-L-L-E, that bullshit. 24 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:53,710 That's me there. My name 's Harry Lockhart, I'll be your narrator. 25 00:03:53,870 --> 00:03:55,250 Welcome to L.A. 26 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:56,750 Welcome to the party. 27 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,020 The guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my producer. He discovered me. 28 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:18,360 The man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a.k.a. Gay Perry. 29 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:22,110 Honest-to-God private eye, consults in film, TV. Just incorporated. 30 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,690 He's bigtime. Also, he 's gay. 31 00:04:24,860 --> 00:04:26,200 Don't start, Perry, huh? 32 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,370 I seen you play ball. You' re tough. But you see a naked guy... 33 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,200 ...your brain says, " I want that. " 34 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:34,750 I don't make that leap. It's like, "Look, there's an elephant. Quick... 35 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:37,750 ...Let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse. " 36 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,880 It's just that that's not the first thing you think of. 37 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,710 L.A. 38 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,840 By now you may wonder how I wound up here, or maybe not. 39 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:49,090 Maybe you wonder how Silly Putty picks shit up from comic books. 40 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:52,310 Point is, I don 't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down. 41 00:04:52,470 --> 00:04:55,310 How did I get here? See for yourself. 42 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:04,940 HARRY: Chloe, just run the name by me one more time... 43 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,030 ... because I must be missing something. 44 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,910 I' m going nuts. I've been through the store three times. 45 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:12,830 CHLOE [OVER PHONE]: Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E-- Why don 't you ask... 46 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:15,660 - ... an employee or something? - No, they' re all busy. 47 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:21,130 Ah! " Protocop, protector of man. " Is that it? Protocop? He protects men. 48 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:24,460 Uncle Harry, look around. There are signs. 49 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:29,260 That show was cancelled two years ago. Just ask-- Wait, are they even open? 50 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,760 Yeah, it's holiday hours. Look-- 51 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:32,510 [WHISPERS] Get away from the window. 52 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,100 [IN NORMAL VOICE] - -I gotta go, but I'll find this. 53 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,560 - Great. RICHIE: Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong! 54 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,730 HARRY: Give me the gun! RICHIE: No. Give me the bullets! 55 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,860 WOMAN: Freeze! 56 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,200 RICHIE: You gotta be fucking kidding me. - We'll stand here and wait for the police. 57 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,910 Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun. 58 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:55,990 - Hey, lady, gun is not loaded-- - Richie, no! 59 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,120 Richie! 60 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,040 Shit! 61 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:03,880 [SIREN WAILING] 62 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:07,010 Oh, boy. 63 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:19,600 Take it easy. 64 00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:23,940 Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir. 65 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:27,230 - Go wait with the others. - Grace, do me a favor, let's take him. 66 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,990 - He's ready. You're ready? - Ready? 67 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:30,530 Okay, come on. 68 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:33,410 You know the setup? Got any questions? 69 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:35,950 He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go. 70 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,450 GRACE: Let's read. 71 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,460 - Where is he? Where's Raphael? - Where is he? 72 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:44,960 Where's--? 73 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:54,090 Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit. 74 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,890 GRACE: Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off. 75 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:01,690 You got your partner killed. 76 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,940 He was in over his head, you knew it. 77 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:07,270 You may as well have pulled the trigger. 78 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,980 You killed him! 79 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,870 No, I didn't-- I didn't kill him. He wanted in. 80 00:07:17,330 --> 00:07:18,660 Why--? 81 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,160 Why? ! 82 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,620 I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted. 83 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:28,710 I said, "Stay at home. " But he doesn't listen. He's such a stupid son of a bitch. 84 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,760 I killed him, didn't l? 85 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,890 Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry. 86 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,930 COP: Sorry. 87 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:46,400 Hey, good luck. 88 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:50,530 See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method. 89 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:53,030 - Studio. - Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A. 90 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,530 Get Gay Perry on the phone. 91 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:58,280 Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild? 92 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:01,450 One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village... 93 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,910 ... the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A. 94 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,920 WOMAN: Hi. - Hey. 95 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,500 So, what do you do for a living? 96 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:10,250 I' m retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. 97 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,840 Oh. 98 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,800 - How about you? - I do a little acting. 99 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:16,970 [SCREAMS] 100 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,260 I'm gonna see who else is here. 101 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,640 Anyway, that's how I got to the party. 102 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:26,770 Now, Harmony, different story. 103 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:30,110 Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot. 104 00:08:30,270 --> 00:08:31,780 I'll show you that in a minute. 105 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:35,070 But for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here. 106 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,030 Jeez, look at those stems, will you? 107 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,280 Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here. 108 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,240 Yes, racist. I' m serious. 109 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:45,960 The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him. 110 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,080 He's as good as a fog light or whatever. 111 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:51,500 You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than: 112 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:53,880 "Don't talk to Reggie, he's black. 113 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:57,590 Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up. " 114 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,140 Huh? Rudolph, Reggie. 115 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:04,850 Harmony Faith Lane was your typical L.A. girl, she wasn't from there. 116 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,140 She grew up in a burg in southern Indiana. 117 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:10,650 "When in doubt, cut up a pig. " That was the town motto. 118 00:09:10,810 --> 00:09:14,860 Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart. 119 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:16,900 Of course, credit where credit's due... 120 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:19,660 ...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her. 121 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,870 Him. 122 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:24,120 HARMONY: " 'Go to hell, Jonny Gossamer! ' 123 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:27,120 She poured herself into a seamless dress. 124 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:29,830 From the looks of it, she spilled some. " 125 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,380 Jonny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks... 126 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:35,710 ...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"... 127 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:40,010 ...and a magical city called Los Angeles. 128 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,760 As the years progressed, she wished he was real. 129 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:48,560 Wished that he would come to Indiana to save her little sister, Jenna. 130 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:53,400 You see, Papa was at her night after night. 131 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:55,360 But Jonny never showed. 132 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,700 And then the guy writing the books died. 133 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,570 Age 16, she split. 134 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:03,660 Took the bus to L.A. , the promised land. 135 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:06,540 She 'd get rich and famous and then help little sis. 136 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,040 Before he died... 137 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:10,750 ... the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke. 138 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,920 He wrote it for money, and it was all bullshit. 139 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,420 Harmony ignored this. She knew better. I mean, who the hell was he? 140 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,420 He was just a writer. 141 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:21,130 And that's how she got to the same party as me-- 142 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,930 Oh, shit. I skipped something. 143 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,930 Damn it. This whole robot bit. I made a big deal, then I totally forgot. 144 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,680 Fuck, this is bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. 145 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:32,770 "Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse. " Fuck. 146 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:36,610 I don 't know if you want to see it now, but here 's the fucking robot stuff. 147 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:38,110 Can I say "fuck" more? 148 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,820 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Now back to Protocop, starring Jeff Neal. 149 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:50,160 [CLATTERING] 150 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,180 HARMONY: What the--? 151 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,020 Oh, my God. 152 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:16,650 Hey! 153 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:21,320 [CRASHING] 154 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:22,570 [CAT SCREECHES] 155 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,070 REPORTER: Sources close to Neal... 156 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,240 ... who has not worked as an actor in two years... 157 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:28,580 ...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight... 158 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,750 ... during a rerun of Protocop. 159 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:33,870 The actor, who still retains a costume he wore on the show... 160 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,500 ...allegedly dressed up... 161 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:39,630 ...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house... 162 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:44,430 ... where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him. 163 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:47,890 I'd jog by, "Hi, hello, " you know, that sort of thing. 164 00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:49,600 - Whoa, who's this? HARMONY: I feel for the guy. 165 00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:52,140 This city can 't get enough of messing with people. 166 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,600 Like putting a whoopee cushion on the seat of an electric chair. 167 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,690 - Like that. - They always do this. 168 00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:01,740 You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1 964. 169 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:05,110 It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never-- 170 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,990 What am I telling you for? Invite her to something. 171 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,950 HARRY: And there it was. Bingo. 172 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,160 Destiny. 173 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,310 You know what, you better be her doctor. 174 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,820 Walk away. Don't think, just do it. 175 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:26,820 What, are you her brother or something? It's none of your business, man. 176 00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:31,240 - I will fuck you up. - No, you'll try. 177 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,200 And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend. 178 00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:38,460 So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away. 179 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,750 Or let's you and me go outside right now. 180 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,340 It's past my bedtime. 181 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,550 Make a choice. 182 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,360 Asshole. 183 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,030 You all right? 184 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:11,620 Yeah. 185 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,450 Thanks, bro. 186 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,950 One day, I'll actually learn how to fight. 187 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,460 - Perry Van Shrike. - Hey. Harry Lockhart. 188 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:23,710 HARRY: I heard about you. You're the whatchamacallit, the consultant. 189 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,210 - You must be-- Anyway.... - Gay Perry? 190 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:30,430 Yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. 191 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,970 - I guess you guys are old buddies. - Five years now. 192 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,310 Wow, five years. 193 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,930 - Still gay? - Me? No. 194 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:41,900 I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it. 195 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:47,030 MAN: You should know better than to fall asleep at a party. There's freaks here. 196 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,490 PERRY: Dabney wants you to take detective lessons. 197 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:54,280 - Come again? - For your acting. 198 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:56,370 I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game? 199 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,290 What's the person like? Crime lord? 200 00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:01,540 Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man... 201 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:04,880 ...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills. 202 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,380 That was incredibly gay. 203 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:10,800 - Good God. Ouch. - Yeah, you should see the other guy. 204 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:14,220 Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter. 205 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:18,890 Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East. 206 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,810 I hope it isn't past your bedtime. 207 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,400 No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease. 208 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,560 When the neon lights came on, I woke up. 209 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:29,900 I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 1 0 years in Paris. 210 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:33,660 She says it is heaven for the vampire set. 211 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:39,910 If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity. 212 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:44,500 Mom's gone, so it's just him and his born-again little bundle of joy. 213 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,710 HARRY: Born-again? That's precious. PERRY: Isn't it? 214 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,590 Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions. 215 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,800 He called her a-- Well, a bad word. 216 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:56,850 Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood. 217 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:59,720 HARRY: Okay, I apologize. 218 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:03,390 That is a terrible scene. It's like, "Why was that in the movie? 219 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,980 Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe? " 220 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:08,650 I hate that. A TV's on, talking about the new power plant. 221 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:11,030 Hmm. Wonder where the climax will happen. 222 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:15,110 Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry. 223 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,740 WOMAN: Hi, thank you for coming. 224 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,830 Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left? 225 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:24,580 Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No. 226 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,540 Bye, have a better night. 227 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,960 She had something, that gal, this quality. 228 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,750 Like the girl from high school... 229 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,260 ...the one that got away. You know what I mean? That haunts you still. 230 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,380 - Yeah, I had that. - You did? 231 00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:38,800 Bobby Mills. 232 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,560 Huh. 233 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,890 Well, maybe you should try to get in touch. 234 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,350 I got 5 bucks says you could still get him. 235 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,810 Really? That's funny. I got a 1 0 says, "Pass the pepper. " 236 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:51,730 I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont. " 237 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,940 - What? - Talking money. 238 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:56,280 - A talking monkey? - Talking monkey, yeah. 239 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,780 Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says, "Ficus. " 240 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,950 Detective lessons tomorrow. 241 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,500 - Don't forget. - Okay. 242 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,000 - And Harry.... - Huh? 243 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,920 Come here. 244 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,500 That girl, I know her. She's done some work for me. 245 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,340 Try the Domino Room. 246 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,170 Where's that? 247 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,800 [ENGINE STARTS] 248 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,980 [CHATTERING] 249 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:35,240 - Hey there. I'm Flicka. - Hey. 250 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,320 - How are you? - Good. So, what do you do? 251 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:43,370 - I'm a private detective. And you? - I'm a stewardess. 252 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,330 - Really? - Yeah. 253 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,660 - Well, nice to meet you. - That it? 254 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,960 - Yeah. - Yep. 255 00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:59,930 Could I have a Jack and soda? Thanks. 256 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,970 Evening. Harry. 257 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,390 God, I'm sore. 258 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,810 I mean, physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1 950s. 259 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:18,280 - Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? - Why? 260 00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,070 - Why what? - Why me? 261 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:25,080 Seriously, why not the girl over there? Look, she's very pretty. 262 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,580 Which one? 263 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,120 HARMONY: On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton. 264 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,370 HARRY: Oh, that's a bit of a reach. 265 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:34,090 I'm interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking? 266 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,880 - Bad. - Bad? Sorry? 267 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,720 - You feel bad. - Bad? 268 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,260 "Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism... 269 00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:47,140 - ... which allows you to feel is broken. - Well, that one over there? 270 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,140 HARMONY: Between-- Oh, God, nix, nix. That's-- 271 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:52,730 - The blond. The blond's pathetic. - Because? 272 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:57,610 For starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals. 273 00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:00,570 I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch. 274 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,410 - Worst thing, though.... - Do tell. 275 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:05,530 Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act. 276 00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:08,540 I see her at auditions all the time. 277 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,870 - It's over, baby. You missed. - That's charitable of you. 278 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,580 May I ask how old you are? 279 00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:16,290 - Go for it. - Okay, how old are you? 280 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,840 - Thirty-four. - Yeah? 281 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,680 - I'm a baby. - Where's your buddy? The guy you-- 282 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,180 - The guy you left the party with? - He's a fucking asshole. 283 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,390 I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot. 284 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,560 - I know. It's okay. - Did you know the host? 285 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,060 - No. - He looked familiar, though. 286 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:34,190 Probably an actor. 287 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,020 Buzz, buzz. 288 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,440 Go away, Mr. Fly. 289 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:41,990 - I was talking to your friend. - She doesn't want to talk to you. 290 00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,660 Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax. 291 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:46,700 She doesn't have a minute. 292 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:52,660 Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink... 293 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:56,130 ...I'll be over there with Native American Joe Pesci. 294 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,050 [LAUGHS] 295 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,800 - You are so.... - That was good, right? 296 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:03,800 Why are you humoring him? Stop it. 297 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,800 You know what, there's an empty table over there. 298 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,970 I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout. 299 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,520 Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock. 300 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,270 Princess. Scary friend. 301 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,690 Goddamn it. 302 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:21,990 Harry Lockhart, are you gonna recognize me or what? 303 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,400 God! Embrey, Indiana! 304 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,160 Loves snakes, afraid of spiders. 305 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,870 Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry-- 306 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,540 - No, no, no. Harold the Great. - Harmony? 307 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,080 You cut me in half, remember? 308 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:42,210 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you? 309 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:44,550 HARRY: Okay, I was a bad narrator again... 310 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,840 ...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me. 311 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,760 I don 't want to put this on you... 312 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:52,890 ...but if you've been paying attention, I shouldn't have to-- 313 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,440 Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea. 314 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,270 Why not put these two lame-o extras in front of the mammoth fucking lens? 315 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,530 Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave. 316 00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,990 See there? "Harold. " 317 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,780 Remember how I said this high school chick haunted me? 318 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,990 How seeing Harmony made me think of her? 319 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,660 That's because it was her. It all came flooding back. 320 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,250 How I was the one she confided in. 321 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,290 While she was doing every other guy. 322 00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:22,340 It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone... 323 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,630 ...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head. 324 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,220 Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a rodney. 325 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:32,310 Is that sick? I think-- Yeah, I think that's sick. 326 00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:38,190 Leaving my sister back home, leaving her there all alone.... 327 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,860 Hardest thing I ever did. 328 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,570 Do you remember when we were real little... 329 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,870 ...and a movie crew came to town? 330 00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:56,000 That mystery flick with the guy, Jonny what's-his-name? 331 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,040 - Gossamer. - Jonny Gossamer. Right. 332 00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:01,380 Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff. 333 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:05,920 - That was-- God, that was forever ago. - Yeah, that was back in the day. 334 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,720 Harry... 335 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:12,010 ...I didn't get famous. 336 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:15,810 Yet. 337 00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:20,810 I did... 338 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:22,900 ...get to do this one commercial. 339 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,110 - You're shitting me. - Yeah. 340 00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:25,440 Which one? 341 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:28,110 Well, you know the one with the, um-- The bear? 342 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,660 And it goes-- Well, this is funny. 343 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:34,740 - "I prefer Genaros, but--" - "But I'm a bear, what do I know? 344 00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:36,750 I suck heads off fish. " That was you? 345 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,750 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, it was. Yeah. 346 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,630 - That's awesome. - Whoo. Commercial. 347 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,290 Come on, that's a big deal. 348 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:45,550 - That's a national commercial. - Harry, stop. 349 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:49,420 It's nothing. There was actually this kind of cool moment where I got... 350 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:51,590 ...to sort of do the wave. 351 00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:54,260 Whoo. 352 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,010 "I prefer Genaros. " 353 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,480 - Whatever, it's nothing. - It's pretty cool. 354 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,480 - It's nothing special at all. - Well, I think it's special. 355 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:05,020 Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special. 356 00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:07,780 Right there, at your 11 o'clock. 357 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,440 That's dead-on, right? 358 00:23:09,610 --> 00:23:12,410 That's all right. I had him pegged when I came in. 359 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:17,290 Come back to the hotel for a little while, just have one drink. Bring your friend. 360 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:21,410 It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster than you can say "Jack Robinson. " 361 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,790 I don't know about that. I can say... 362 00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:28,760 - ... "Jack Robinson" pretty fast. - I'm timing you. 363 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,300 Jack Robinson. 364 00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:03,670 - Do you have any idea what time it is? - I know, I'm really sorry. 365 00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:06,540 God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like-- 366 00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:08,500 - Why are you here? - Good question. 367 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:11,090 Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred... 368 00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:13,260 ...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur. 369 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,510 - Really? Where's Marleah? - Marleah? 370 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,390 - The girl you.... - Marleah fell asleep at my place... 371 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,060 ...and I didn't see you leave-- 372 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:22,600 I left when you had your tongue down her throat. 373 00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:24,100 - I did? - Yeah. 374 00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:26,650 God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad. 375 00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:29,070 Yeah, that's bad. You got 1 0 seconds, Harry. 376 00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:31,230 Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here... 377 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,900 ...because I think you're intelligent and attractive-- 378 00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:37,530 That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here... 379 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:40,410 ...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend! 380 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,040 That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not. 381 00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:44,920 What? You said you don't remember! 382 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,500 If I don't remember because I was drunk, how could I have gotten it up? 383 00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:50,670 I know this is outrageous and not normal. 384 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,720 I'm not pretending that I'm normal. I just chickened out-- 385 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:58,970 HARRY [WHISPERING]: Moron. Why? Why? Why? 386 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:32,050 HARRY: And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool. 387 00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:34,510 Seriously, I would go through one in a day. 388 00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:38,220 PERRY: A whole book in one day. Wow. - See, Gossamer would always take on... 389 00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:40,550 ...two cases that were seemingly unrelated. 390 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,060 One's normal and the other's some wild shit... 391 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:45,480 ...then you'd find out that they're connected. 392 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,640 That it's all one case. 393 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:49,270 That's the essence of the-- 394 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,900 Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there? 395 00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,480 Oh, wow. 396 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,150 It's tiny. Is this real? 397 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,490 Yeah, it's a derringer. It's loaded. 398 00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:03,200 - I call it my faggot gun. - Because? 399 00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:07,460 It's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. 400 00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,710 You asked, chief. 401 00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:14,210 On with our lesson. 402 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,010 PERRY: My client is one Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. 403 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,220 HARRY: Ames. 404 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:22,600 PERRY: Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance. 405 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,350 - ls she a looker? - Oh, man. 406 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:27,810 She opens the door, she got nothing on but the radio. 407 00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:30,350 Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap... 408 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,860 - ... fires up a smoke. - Jeez. Really? 409 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,530 - No. Idiot. - Oh. 410 00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:37,650 She hired me over the phone. 411 00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:40,860 - Paid for it with a credit card. - Okay. 412 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:46,580 Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring. 413 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,120 - Do you have to smoke? - You want me to put it out? 414 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:53,460 PERRY: Soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there. 415 00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:55,750 - So you knew Harmony in high school. - Mm-hmm. 416 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,420 PERRY: You said she dissed you. 417 00:26:57,590 --> 00:27:00,010 HARRY: No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me. 418 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,390 No, that's not true. She made one concession. 419 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:05,060 She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney. 420 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:07,520 He was my best friend, so she gave me that. 421 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,440 PERRY: Well, that was nice of her. - Even if he asked, she said she wouldn't. 422 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,480 Stay put. Be quiet. 423 00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:16,400 - "Chook Chutney"? - Mm-hmm. 424 00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:18,650 Yeah, he's gay. 425 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,570 [DOOR OPENS] 426 00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:33,250 [CLUNKING] 427 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,710 - What's wrong with his car? - Do I look like a mechanic? 428 00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:42,380 HARRY: Are we gonna follow him? PERRY: Where'd he go? 429 00:27:42,550 --> 00:27:46,050 HARRY: He was right in front of us, then he cut in-- Where is he? 430 00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:52,520 What the hell. He's gotta be somewhere. He turned right in front of us. 431 00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:54,060 [CAR APPROACHING] 432 00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:01,700 - Jesus! - Oh! Shit! 433 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,360 PERRY: Harry, come back. 434 00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:04,910 Harry. 435 00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:07,950 - There's no one in the car. Harry. - What? 436 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,250 PERRY: Harry, stop. 437 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,250 HARRY: I think it's going down. - Wait, the sound. 438 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:15,540 HARRY: Check the back seat. - No, get the keys! 439 00:28:15,710 --> 00:28:17,920 The keys! Get the keys! 440 00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:24,680 Perry. 441 00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:27,510 Perry? 442 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,260 [MUFFLED GUNSHOTS] 443 00:28:29,850 --> 00:28:31,480 Shit. 444 00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,860 Perry! 445 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:42,360 HARRY: Where'd she come from? 446 00:28:42,530 --> 00:28:45,990 PERRY: She was in the trunk. I had to shoot the lock to get it open. 447 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,490 Oh, Jesus. 448 00:28:48,990 --> 00:28:51,080 God, what did they do to her face? 449 00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:56,750 - ls she dead? - No. She's resting her eyes for a minute. 450 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,210 Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken. 451 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,850 [CAR APPROACHING] 452 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,440 - Hey, what the hell's going on? - Shut up. 453 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,900 - Hey, we got a dead girl here! - Hey, shut up. 454 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:21,530 HARRY: Two guys in masks, and there they go. 455 00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:23,570 What the fuck is going on? This is bad. 456 00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:25,610 We gotta roll before the cops come. 457 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:28,740 - Nix. We go right to the cops. - Exactly, to the cops... 458 00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:32,580 ...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head. 459 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:34,160 What? 460 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:36,620 - Come on, we gotta go. - Oh, God. 461 00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:39,250 - We gotta go. Go, go, go. - Oh, God. 462 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:41,170 Oh, God. 463 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:44,260 - All right, we're out of here. - We gotta go, go, go. 464 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,760 Where's my gun? 465 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,760 - No, l-- - Give me my gun. 466 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:49,430 - I got rid of it. - Say again. 467 00:29:49,590 --> 00:29:51,680 Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would. 468 00:29:51,850 --> 00:29:54,520 I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around-- 469 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,480 - You threw it away? - It's evidence. 470 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,980 - Watch it. Relax. - Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry. 471 00:29:59,150 --> 00:30:02,190 - I got a little nonplussed there. - This is crazy. I understand. 472 00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:05,110 - What is that? Is that a clue? - What do you mean? 473 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,780 - Do you see that? - In the thing? 474 00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:08,990 What were you thinking? 475 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,280 My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift... 476 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:15,790 ...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? 477 00:30:15,950 --> 00:30:17,620 You think they'll find my pistol? 478 00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:21,380 Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? 479 00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:23,130 - A picture of me? - No... 480 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:26,760 ...the definition of the word "idiot, " which you fucking are. 481 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:30,550 PERRY: Bitch client. 482 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,890 Hires me, has me witness a murder. 483 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:35,350 - Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. - No. 484 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,770 - This towel is wet. - The towel is for the seat. 485 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:40,730 This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face? 486 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,320 - This is wet. Can I use a dry--? - It's dirty. No. 487 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,190 - Can l--? - No. Stop dripping. 488 00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:49,530 Shit better be improving your acting. 489 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,330 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 490 00:30:57,370 --> 00:30:59,250 [TIRES SCREECH] 491 00:31:01,630 --> 00:31:03,250 - Get out. - Sorry about the gun. 492 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:05,170 PERRY: Whatever. Out. 493 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,550 Go. Sleep badly. 494 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,430 Any questions, hesitate to call. 495 00:31:10,590 --> 00:31:12,550 - Bad. - Excuse me? 496 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,050 Sleep bad. 497 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:17,220 Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep-- 498 00:31:17,390 --> 00:31:20,940 What, fuckhead? "Badly" is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish. 499 00:31:23,810 --> 00:31:25,520 HARRY: I'll give you a buzz. - Die. 500 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,610 [TIRES SCREECH] 501 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:37,450 That's all right, don't apologize. 502 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:40,960 - Blow me. You forgot this. - Oh, thanks. 503 00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:44,000 - Hello? MAN: I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart. 504 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:45,920 - Speaking. - I'm detective Sgt. Kale. 505 00:31:46,090 --> 00:31:48,210 Mind answering a question or two? 506 00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,470 Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer. 507 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:53,970 Are you familiar with a woman by the name of Harmony Faith Lane? 508 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:55,470 Yeah, what's this--? 509 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,560 Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently? 510 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,810 - On a slip of paper, perhaps? - No. 511 00:32:00,980 --> 00:32:03,980 - Are you sure? - Well, maybe she had my number. Why? 512 00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:07,980 We 're required by law to treat every suicide as a potential homicide. 513 00:32:08,150 --> 00:32:10,280 Harmony Lane shot herself, sir. 514 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,950 - Suicide? - Yes-- 515 00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:14,610 Hello? 516 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,580 Hello? 517 00:32:19,490 --> 00:32:21,410 - I'll be goddamned. - Jesus. 518 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:28,460 Don't blame yourself. Listen... 519 00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:31,880 - ... sometimes these things just happen-- - For a reason. 520 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,220 For a reason? Fuck that. 521 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:39,060 Why? Because I fall off a building, 1 0 people in Baltimore... 522 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:41,060 ...survive a bus crash? 523 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:45,560 Swell, they're enjoying Baltimore. I'm lying here with my brains out. 524 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:49,070 I've been to Baltimore, you win. 525 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:52,740 Listen... 526 00:32:54,530 --> 00:32:57,950 - ... I'm really sorry. I gotta go. - Yeah. 527 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,200 I gotta go. 528 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,870 I have to go. 529 00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:23,390 ANNOUNCER: Genaros. Pure drinking pleasure. 530 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,560 BEAR: I prefer Genaros. But what do I know? I'm a bear. 531 00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:29,610 I suck the heads off fish. 532 00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:32,940 ANNOUNCER: Genaros. 533 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,110 HARRY: I was tired. I was pissed. 534 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,990 I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club. 535 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,620 I needed a hot bath, a warm bed. 536 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:48,080 But the night had other plans for me. 537 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:50,290 - Oh, you did? CHLOE: I got the Cyber Agent. 538 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:53,380 - You got the Cyber Agent. - It has all the cool weapons. 539 00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:55,010 You got Protocop coming too. 540 00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,590 It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now. 541 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,850 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 542 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,010 Son of a bitch! 543 00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:06,480 HARRY: See, I forgot, old Jonny, he always had two cases. Remember? 544 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,230 How are you? 545 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,230 Hey. 546 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,280 She's gone, Harry. 547 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,200 HARRY: Yeah. HARMONY: She's gone. 548 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,450 I know. Who? 549 00:34:20,950 --> 00:34:23,950 DETECTIVE: Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID. 550 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,660 We're very sorry about the mix-up on our part. 551 00:34:26,830 --> 00:34:30,130 So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your-- 552 00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:32,250 - My sister! Yes! - Your sister was here? 553 00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:34,500 Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years. 554 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:37,220 She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone. 555 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:40,260 - I'm just gonna get you a blanket. - I don't want a blanket! 556 00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:42,140 - But you're shivering. - God! I don't care! 557 00:34:42,350 --> 00:34:44,470 You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay? 558 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,640 - Oh, God. - I'm so glad that you're okay... 559 00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:49,980 ...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down. 560 00:34:50,150 --> 00:34:51,560 - Okay. - Tell me what happened. 561 00:34:51,730 --> 00:34:55,230 Yesterday, Jenna, she got into my house, Harry. 562 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,360 She must have been broke, I don't know. 563 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:00,990 She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else. 564 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,070 - Right. - Oh, God. 565 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,830 - No more lies, Harry. - No. 566 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,580 No. 567 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,620 Are you a detective? 568 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,340 - Are you a detective? - Who told you that? 569 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:16,210 Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me. 570 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,960 She told me you were a detective. 571 00:35:18,130 --> 00:35:20,550 - lf you are, then I really need your help. - Well-- 572 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,390 That's empty, honey. 573 00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:27,350 Okay, I know this sounds crazy, Harry, but listen. Okay. Okay. 574 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,060 My sister's been living out here.... 575 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:31,230 HARRY: Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell? 576 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:34,820 What was she even doing here? The lady in the lake, now the sister. 577 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:38,360 This was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? That's unusual, right? 578 00:35:38,530 --> 00:35:41,150 Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her... 579 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,280 ...I wasn't really a nipple-- Detective. 580 00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:47,040 Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn't shut up. 581 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,410 The card she stole from me was maxed out. 582 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:54,170 Right before she died, she charged over $2000 on it. That's weird, isn't it? 583 00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:58,260 Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus-- 584 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,800 Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day. 585 00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:04,140 Why would she even bother with the pill, huh? 586 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,350 She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered. 587 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:10,140 Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax. 588 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:11,980 Are you gonna help me, Harry? 589 00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:15,020 - I gotta check my schedule-- - lf you're not gonna help me... 590 00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:18,070 ...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me. 591 00:36:18,230 --> 00:36:20,690 - I just gotta check my schedule. - Can you help me? 592 00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:23,360 If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else! 593 00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:25,240 - My caseload is pretty-- - Oh, Harry, thank you. 594 00:36:25,410 --> 00:36:26,450 [THUD] 595 00:36:52,430 --> 00:36:54,770 [HARRY GROANS] 596 00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:58,020 Yuck, come on. 597 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,870 - It was nothing. I didn't do anything. - What are you doing? 598 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,460 - I didn't do anything. - You were grabbing my tit. 599 00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:18,170 No, there was a spider. There was a big spider. 600 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:20,920 - Oh, please, whatever. - I swear to God. 601 00:37:21,130 --> 00:37:26,010 Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch. 602 00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:29,640 - Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. - Clearly, you don't. 603 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:33,230 Look, Harry, you grabbed my tit. It's life, all right? It's no biggie. 604 00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:39,020 No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"? 605 00:37:39,230 --> 00:37:42,280 I mean, what kind of talk is that? 606 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,820 No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you. 607 00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:48,990 I can't believe that that's the reaction that-- 608 00:37:53,830 --> 00:37:55,250 See there? 609 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,080 Yeah. 610 00:37:57,290 --> 00:38:00,920 - I trust you. - Right. 611 00:38:01,130 --> 00:38:04,800 What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything. 612 00:38:04,970 --> 00:38:06,550 No, but you thought I did. 613 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,140 Do you get it? I'm on the hook. The hook is my home. Do you understand? 614 00:38:10,510 --> 00:38:14,770 Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie! 615 00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:17,230 That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is... 616 00:38:17,390 --> 00:38:21,440 ...you act like, "Oops, it's an okay lapse. You know, everybody does it. " 617 00:38:22,190 --> 00:38:24,570 What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here? 618 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:27,450 I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know... ? 619 00:38:27,610 --> 00:38:29,610 Who what, Harry? 620 00:38:30,870 --> 00:38:32,530 Who what? 621 00:38:34,830 --> 00:38:36,580 Forget it. 622 00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:39,540 I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay? 623 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:43,920 Okay, we'll start on your case tomorrow. All right? 624 00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:45,960 - Afternoon good? HARMONY: Whatever, Harry. 625 00:38:46,130 --> 00:38:47,470 - I'm going. HARRY: Okay. 626 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:51,010 HARMONY: I'm taking some sweats. - Yeah, anything you want to borrow. 627 00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:54,220 - I'll give them back. - Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer. 628 00:38:54,390 --> 00:38:56,350 If it's in the drawer, it's clean. 629 00:38:57,730 --> 00:38:59,060 HARMONY: Night, Harry. 630 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,350 [HARRY GASPS] 631 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,400 Harry? 632 00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:06,530 This is.... 633 00:39:06,690 --> 00:39:09,740 - This is really great. - Isn�t it? 634 00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:13,240 HARMONY: I'm leaving. - Yeah, some nice rest. 635 00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:14,740 HARMONY: Bye. 636 00:39:15,290 --> 00:39:17,410 HARRY [WHISPERS]: Fuck off--! 637 00:39:17,910 --> 00:39:20,500 Say again? They gave her back? 638 00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:23,630 Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake. 639 00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:25,920 That's impossible. They don 't even know you. 640 00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:29,340 You' re right. The body can't be here. This is all a dream. There's Elmo the elf. 641 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:31,010 Morning, Elmo. What's in your basket? 642 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:33,180 - Shut up. How did they get in? - I don't know. 643 00:39:33,350 --> 00:39:35,510 How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe. 644 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,480 Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves? 645 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,520 - Excuse me? - Gloves. Do you have gloves? 646 00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:45,770 You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you. 647 00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:48,780 Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything. 648 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:52,200 - Okay, any particular kind of gloves? - Yes, fawn. 649 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:53,870 Will you fucking hurry? 650 00:39:54,030 --> 00:39:55,370 - Perry? - Yeah? 651 00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:57,620 - I peed on it. - What? You peed on what? 652 00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:00,540 I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that? 653 00:40:00,710 --> 00:40:03,580 - l' m sorry, you peed on--? - On the corpse. My question is-- 654 00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:05,460 No, my question. I get to go first. 655 00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:08,000 Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse? 656 00:40:08,210 --> 00:40:10,010 It's not like I did it for kicks. 657 00:40:10,170 --> 00:40:12,930 You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault! 658 00:40:13,090 --> 00:40:14,300 Shut up and listen. 659 00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:16,350 - First, we have to wrap the body. - Okay. 660 00:40:16,510 --> 00:40:18,310 Second, you've got to find the gun. 661 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,350 - Say this with me, " Find the gun. " - Find the gun. 662 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,230 Damn it, I threw it in the lake. 663 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,610 Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up. 664 00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:29,480 Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it. 665 00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:31,990 I'll be there in four minutes. 666 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:56,550 Caller specified room 71 4, some sort of brawl or something. Violent. 667 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,850 Yeah, 71 4. Lockhart. 668 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:03,600 - Let me get you the key. - Actually, it's not 71 4, it's 51 4. 669 00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:06,190 I was just up there, and it's really noisy. 670 00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:09,400 - Let's get the key. - Yep, pretty awful. 671 00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:20,580 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 672 00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:23,250 PERRY: Don't answer that. - Yeah, duh. 673 00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:25,620 - That it? - No, that's the corpse... 674 00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:27,710 ...from the last guy who stayed here. 675 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,210 Fuck off. Was there a gun? 676 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:32,380 Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me. 677 00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:35,720 I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me. 678 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,720 - That's impossible. - Yeah, it's totally nuts. Back stairway. 679 00:41:41,350 --> 00:41:43,270 HARRY: I forgot to tell you, Harmony's alive. 680 00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:44,890 She thinks her sister was murdered. 681 00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:46,900 PERRY: Come again? - Never mind. 682 00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:05,660 HARRY: See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere. 683 00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:08,250 - What do they think? PERRY: They think we know something. 684 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:11,670 They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence. 685 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,760 In my shower? Come on, you said real life. 686 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,260 - They were setting you up, dummy. - They're not setting me up. Shut up. 687 00:42:18,430 --> 00:42:20,680 You change your tune every five minutes. 688 00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:23,140 - Kiss me. - What? No, no, no. 689 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,770 Check out Doris and Lucinda over here. 690 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,320 [SPITS AND GAGS] 691 00:42:37,530 --> 00:42:38,860 These lessons suck. 692 00:42:39,070 --> 00:42:42,280 I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes... 693 00:42:42,450 --> 00:42:46,500 ...people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong. 694 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:48,830 HARMONY: Somebody wanna fill me in? 695 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:52,420 She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it. 696 00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:54,000 - What? - Don't fuck me up. 697 00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:56,670 Hey. 698 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,760 Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry? 699 00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:01,260 - Yeah. They are? - Yeah. 700 00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:04,430 I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do. 701 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,140 You did fine. Perry and l, we're just-- 702 00:43:07,350 --> 00:43:09,900 - Hiya, Perry. - We're just running, you know, a game. 703 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:11,770 Perry, what do you call it? 704 00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:16,320 The old Bring Them In and Push Them Out. That's what we're doing. 705 00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:17,820 What's going on? 706 00:43:17,990 --> 00:43:20,910 Why are you and Perry nacking on each other? 707 00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:25,990 HARRY: I sent her home believing... 708 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,290 ...A, we'd meet tomorrow to go over her case... 709 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:30,620 ...and, B, I wasn't actually gay. 710 00:43:30,830 --> 00:43:33,130 Do not ask me how I did B. 711 00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:35,420 Why didn't we just leave it there? 712 00:43:35,590 --> 00:43:37,880 Think, dummy. A 91 1 call from your hotel room... 713 00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:40,720 ...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea. 714 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,350 Speaking of bad ideas, what's this about you taking on your own case? 715 00:43:44,510 --> 00:43:46,640 Of all the dipshit things to do. 716 00:43:46,810 --> 00:43:48,350 - Killed herself, by the way. - Huh? 717 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,560 Killed herself. There. I solved your case for you. 718 00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:53,730 - Harmony's convinced-- - I don't care about-- Listen to me. 719 00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:57,190 - Little sis punched her own ticket. - Okay. Gotcha. 720 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,700 All right, this looks good up ahead. Time to lose the luggage. 721 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:10,290 Sorry, sweetheart. 722 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:12,420 You deserved better. 723 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:25,350 HARMONY: Before I left, I got her into foster care. 724 00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:29,180 I've never told you just how awful he treated her. My dad, I'm talking about. 725 00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:32,270 HARRY: I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general... 726 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:37,020 ...so if you're just real specific, thorough and precise, that'll help. 727 00:44:37,230 --> 00:44:40,190 HARMONY: I remember only lying to her one time. 728 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,780 I said to her: 729 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:45,030 "Maybe the man who is living here is not your father. " 730 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,950 You told your sister she was adopted, yeah? 731 00:44:48,910 --> 00:44:50,370 No, I did one better. 732 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:52,580 I told her her real father was an actor... 733 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,290 ...who was in the movie that came through town. 734 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:58,210 - Jonny Gossamer-- - Jonny Gossamer movie. That's right. 735 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,300 I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood... 736 00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:04,340 ...and she'd meet her famous, real father. 737 00:45:17,230 --> 00:45:20,190 She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him. 738 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,570 Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my... 739 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,200 - ... process, I guess. - Thank you. 740 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:29,330 I'm on the case. Here is my card. 741 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,750 - It's a magic card, so.... - Wow, "the Amazing Harold. " 742 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,000 - Just say "abracadabra. " - What happened, somebody sue you? 743 00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:40,090 It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half. 744 00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:42,880 And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great. " 745 00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:45,760 No, I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Get with it. 746 00:45:45,930 --> 00:45:47,140 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 747 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:50,390 PERRY: Hi, it's me. You hear anything? 748 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,520 No, there's nothing in the papers, so.... 749 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,350 I'm busy working on Harmony's case. 750 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,940 Case, what case? Leave her alone. 751 00:45:57,150 --> 00:46:00,360 News on Channel 5, just starting. Call me after. 752 00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:04,070 - -a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter... 753 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,150 ... was subsequently murdered or where... 754 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,080 ... for she was almost certainly killed and then moved, police sources say. 755 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:13,080 Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon... 756 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,960 ... when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport. 757 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,330 Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris... 758 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:22,840 ...and withdrew her multimillion- dollar lawsuit against her father... 759 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,720 ...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter. 760 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,050 Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic. 761 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:31,810 His wife died last spring, prompting Veronica 's return to the U. S... 762 00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:35,770 ... and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement. 763 00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:40,230 Veronica Dexter, 25 years old yesterday. Paul. 764 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,770 HARRY: We were just at that party. Are you telling me... 765 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:45,570 ...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter? 766 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:47,530 PERRY: Positive ID, scars, dental records. 767 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:50,320 HARRY: You talked to your police guy? - Yeah, not much there. 768 00:46:50,490 --> 00:46:53,370 The lab report came back, no sign of rape. 769 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:55,250 Boils down to this: 770 00:46:55,410 --> 00:46:59,370 Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home. 771 00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:03,250 Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went. 772 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:07,010 - That was the last anybody saw of her? - With a symmetrical, ungooshed head. 773 00:47:07,170 --> 00:47:08,680 Police ever find the car? 774 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,970 No, genius, that was us. Remember? 775 00:47:11,180 --> 00:47:12,640 Oh, yeah, right. 776 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,680 - The killers were at the party, Harry. - They were? 777 00:47:15,850 --> 00:47:19,060 - The killers were at Dexter's? - That's how they recognized you. 778 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:22,440 It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today. 779 00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:24,440 I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday. 780 00:47:24,610 --> 00:47:26,990 That doesn't matter. You're not getting the part. 781 00:47:27,150 --> 00:47:28,780 Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck. 782 00:47:28,990 --> 00:47:31,700 - I know it's a long shot. - You're not gonna get the part. 783 00:47:31,870 --> 00:47:34,450 You're not listening to me. You won't get the-- Harry. Harry! 784 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:39,370 You're not gonna get the part, okay? Colin Farrell wants too much money. 785 00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:41,080 Do you get me now? 786 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,500 Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap. 787 00:47:45,710 --> 00:47:48,130 Flies him out here, high profile, parties... 788 00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:51,340 ...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it. 789 00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:52,890 You were just being used. 790 00:47:53,050 --> 00:47:55,720 Shave a couple million off of Colin Farrell's price tag. 791 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,940 Sorry, chief. There it is. 792 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,230 I'm not gonna lie to you anymore. 793 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:07,820 I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck! 794 00:48:08,030 --> 00:48:09,740 You sissy bitch! 795 00:48:09,950 --> 00:48:11,280 Stop. 796 00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:13,570 Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date. 797 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:18,580 She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied. 798 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,620 - You told her? - Pick those up. 799 00:48:20,830 --> 00:48:22,460 Pick them up. 800 00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:26,000 Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her. 801 00:48:26,210 --> 00:48:29,170 - I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. - We're not friends. 802 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:32,760 - I was in trouble, you were there for me. - No, I was-- Stop speaking. 803 00:48:32,970 --> 00:48:35,720 I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello. 804 00:48:35,930 --> 00:48:38,100 He pays me to insulate him from corpses. 805 00:48:43,810 --> 00:48:46,310 I'm not a nice man, Harry. 806 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,940 Go home before something bad happens to you. 807 00:48:49,150 --> 00:48:51,490 - What, are you threatening me? - No, moron. 808 00:48:51,650 --> 00:48:54,240 Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you. 809 00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:56,320 The bad guys. Right, I get it. Fine. 810 00:48:57,330 --> 00:48:59,240 Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over. 811 00:48:59,410 --> 00:49:02,580 No problem. Don't quit your gay job. 812 00:49:14,890 --> 00:49:18,010 ANNOUNCER: Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver... 813 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,770 ...may retrieve their baggage at carousel two.