0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:34,933 Dear Lord, we pray that we may win this game today. 2 00:00:34,969 --> 00:00:38,704 We ask that you give us the strength and the courage 3 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:42,708 to win our second straight, state championship 4 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,912 We ask, Lord, that nobody on our side is seriously injured. 5 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:54,520 We know in our hearts, Lord, that we are the best team 6 00:00:57,992 --> 00:01:00,793 We ask that you allow us to win this game. 7 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:10,702 The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, 8 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,939 because that's what wins football games. 9 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:19,878 Not Jumping off sides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. 10 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,914 All right, lift your heads, boys. Prayers are over. 11 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:24,450 I talked to God. I'm through talking to God. 12 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,852 Now I'm talking to you. 13 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:31,023 You're gonna be out there in front of your families, student body. 14 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:33,792 Every girl you ever had a hard-on for is gonna be out there today, 15 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:36,628 but you will not be going to no sock hop tonight, boys, 16 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,264 you will not get no honey on your stinger tonight, 17 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,067 if you go out there and bust your ass. 18 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:48,006 'Cause this is it. This is the big one. 19 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:54,680 I want you to taste it I want you to smell it, son. 20 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:03,088 There's winners and there's nothing else. 21 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:06,258 I don't give a shit what those pinkos over in Russia say. 22 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,094 You want to be a loser, you go live in Russia. 23 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,830 I'm not a loser, I'm a winner. 24 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,766 I'm an American. 25 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:19,605 Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to go out there and grab a root and hang on? 26 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,741 Who wants to get a mean-on? Get a mean-on, son. 27 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:26,445 Let me see you get a mean-on, son. 28 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,180 Now who wants it? I want to know. 29 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,314 Yeah! Who wants this. 30 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,416 Who wants to get a mean-on right now? I! 31 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,851 Who wants this? 32 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:36,255 I want it! I want it! I want it! I want it! Good job, man. 33 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,722 The pride of Ashcroft High, Johnny Walker. 34 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,668 My God, we're playing football now. Yes, sir. 35 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,836 Coach, since it's the last game of the season, 36 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,372 maybe I could get in for a couple of minutes? 37 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,975 You want to play? Yes, please. 38 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,377 No, you don't. 39 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,280 Hut! Hut! 40 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:56,301 That's the completion of Walker's 40th TD pass this season! A new state record. 41 00:03:56,804 --> 00:04:00,105 Wide! Wide set! 42 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,717 Gash, give them the punt sign, will you. 43 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,925 Walker! Kick the ball! Kick it! 44 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:37,342 Another record for Walker. You see that? 45 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,279 Five second hang time? 46 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:57,029 And with that completed pass, Walker has set another National record. 47 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,064 Record for the most amount of yardage in a year. 48 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:02,134 1:35, Gibson's out of his car and into the stadium. 49 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:08,607 Excuse me. Shove over, will you? Coach. 50 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:12,411 That offer still stands. 51 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,346 My answer's still no. 52 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:18,350 You wait for us for the signals. We're calling the plays here, Walker. 53 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:21,553 If the score's 52-0. 54 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:25,324 What can we to get Gash in the game? I got it. Let's lose five. 55 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,025 Hike! 56 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:32,998 Push it in, I want another score! Let's go! Let's go! 57 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:41,473 He's going down! Oh, it's the leg! He's down! 58 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,675 What's he doing? What's Walker doing? 59 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,378 Uh-oh, I think I broke my dick. 60 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,015 Oh, no, not his George. 61 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,951 Walker's down. Walker's down. Gash! Gash? Get me Gash! Where's Gash? 62 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:55,887 What's up? Get in the game, Gash. Put it in the endzone. 63 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,657 What's the matter, son? I broken my dick, coach. 64 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,659 All right, rub some dirt on it and get back in there. 65 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,561 I broke it, I'm telling you. 66 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:06,064 You go left. You go right. I'll run. 67 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:19,845 Oh, Gash! Gash! Throw your naval on the ground, will you? 68 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,215 Hey, Juicy. Hi, Johnny. 69 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,118 Would you mind taking off your underpants real quick and standing over there? 70 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:28,587 Sure. Anything for you. Thank you. 71 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:36,328 2:35. Cheerleader taking her yellow panties off. Thank you. Over and out. 72 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:41,199 Hey, guys, Juicy Dorfman isn't wearing any underpants. 73 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,172 So... 74 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:51,943 Left 46 on the first sound. Ready? 75 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,779 Break! Break! 76 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:03,889 Oh, I see. That girl's not wearing any underwear. 77 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,758 What? Which one? Hey, check it out. 78 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,402 Oh, wrong. 79 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,145 I see the hole! I see the hole! I see... 80 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:44,596 Ashcroft High has just won their second consecutive state football championship. 81 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,765 Congratulations to coach Wayne HISLER. 82 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:52,537 And especially to everyone's High School All American, Johnny Walker. 83 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,430 Hello? Hey, Johnny. 84 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,166 Glad I could get to you, This is Howard Cosell. 85 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,835 You were just tremendous out there today. 86 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:27,672 I've never seen a better performance at the High School level. 87 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:31,376 You should go to the best Ivy League school 88 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:35,480 by the name of Yale University in my opinion young man. 89 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,916 Have you thought about such a thing? 90 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,151 Is this really you, Howard? Howard? 91 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,088 Who is this. Yeah? This is Howard Cosell. 92 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:46,558 Does anybody in America like you? Huh? 93 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,663 Sorry... 94 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:57,469 My boys, my boys. All right. It was worth the victory, huh? Its worth the victory. 95 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,710 Johnny, Johnny, listen to me, man. Sign with me, I will make you a star. 96 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,680 Now, ignore all these other guys, man, they're a bunch of athletic pimps. 97 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,149 Trust me, athletic pimps. Look at the way they're dressed, man. 98 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,984 Write your own ticket, I'll give you anything you want. 99 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,253 Spring Break, huh, in Puerto Rico? 100 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:18,056 Johnny, just tell me what you want and I'll get it. What'd you like? 101 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,824 Do you like girls? I like your head. 102 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:24,195 You got it. You got it. What else? Ice cream? Cultural pursuits? 103 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,436 I can offer you a TV every single Saturday TV. TV. 104 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,674 I got what you want, I got what you need. 105 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:39,511 You keep running our style of offense, boy, you can start right away. Right away. 106 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,447 You can go to U and play football, right boy? 107 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,792 Hold on. Smurf. Smurf. Smurf patrol. 108 00:09:56,196 --> 00:10:00,799 Thank you. Watch my feet, watch the toes. Okay. Don't I know your mom? 109 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,267 What's it like binking with 12 year olds? 110 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,770 Georgia... What? Say that again? 111 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,607 What's it like binking with 12 year olds? 112 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,342 Let me tell you something. These girls are going to be beautiful, 113 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,911 grown women in about two minutes. You shouldn't let me stay that long. 114 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,948 Freeze! Move away from daughter, Walke. 115 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,784 Don't tell me he's still pissed off Because I brought you home a day late. 116 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,920 Don't tell me that. Is that what happened? 117 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,456 No. Huh? 118 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,825 Johnny. What? What was it? 119 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,827 It was the hickey. 120 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,495 You can't really cover those up at all. 121 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,499 What? Let's give him one. 122 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:44,175 Get your mouth off her, Walker. Let's go, Georgia. Now! 123 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,349 I'll see you later. 124 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,651 Very good. 125 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:59,157 Thank you. I can't say anything but thank you. 126 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:16,508 I'm sorry, I can't talk now. I've to go. Watch the jacket. We'll talk later, okay? 127 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,189 Do you think these recruiters would you this much if... 128 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,625 they knew you were afraid of the dark? 129 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,226 What? I'm not afraid of the dark. 130 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,528 Come on, it's okay. 131 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:40,432 I'm not going to spill the beans that you sleep with a nightlight. 132 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,800 I don't need a nightlight. 133 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:45,870 Come on. Yes you do. It's okay. You're a punk. Accept it. 134 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,973 All right. I accept it. So what? 135 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:57,115 Hit me again. Right here. 136 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,922 I feel good now. 137 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,791 Leo, it's time you and me moved up to the big time, pal. 138 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,293 The big time scholarships. UCC. 139 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:12,797 The big time contacts. Big deal. So you cheat. 140 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:17,202 Did I tell you about Coach Hisler's wife? She has a set of Chihuahua's... 141 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:22,073 ♪...And someone sneaking around the corner 142 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:27,846 ♪ Could that someone be Mack the Knife? 143 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:34,586 ♪ There's a tug boat down by the river, don't you know, 144 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:40,992 ♪ Where a cement bag's just drooping on down ♪ 145 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:44,429 You're getting really good, Wayne, I Just love your singing. 146 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,764 Thank you, baby. 147 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,433 You know, I was reading at the market today 148 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,835 that we all come from another world. 149 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:54,305 And we choose in that world who we want to be in this world. 150 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:58,877 And we're all connected by a common, cosmic thread. 151 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,813 That's right, hon. That's true. What time you going to work? 152 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,582 After I make dinner for you and clean up. 153 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:09,087 Do you realize that we're living nine lives simultaneously? 154 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,121 Of course. 155 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,758 Listen, sweet cake. Yes? 156 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,295 On your way back from work, would you, pick up a yellow suit from the cleaners? 157 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,430 Okay. No problem. 158 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:24,135 It's near that bakery that makes that black monde bread that you love so much. 159 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:39,484 Hello. Coach Hisler's house? Is he in? 160 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,986 I think so. May I? 161 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,824 Oh, sure. Just follow the sound of the music. 162 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,492 Thank you. 163 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,994 ♪ Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya 164 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:53,097 ♪ And old Lucy Brown... 165 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,670 Chancellor, how are you? Good to see you again, sir. 166 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,505 How about that game, huh? 167 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,775 Nice. Walker was everything you said he was. 168 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,710 What do I do to get him to Piermont? 169 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,179 I just want you to sit down and relax enjoy my home. 170 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,581 You're going to have dinner with us, aren't you? 171 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,218 I don't think we have enough salmon patties, Wayne. 172 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,023 What the hey. Breakout the fish sticks, honey. 173 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,658 Oh, okay. 174 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,160 Darling? 175 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:26,097 Some of that sparkling fruit wine. 176 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,566 Have a seat, please, Chancellor. 177 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:33,705 Look, Coach, I didn't get to become President of Piermont University by mincing words. 178 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:38,543 My backers are getting impatient. The want success this year. They want to win. 179 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,378 I want Walker. 180 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,581 I'm the key to Walker, obviously 181 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:48,186 Obviously you are. What is it you want? Name your price. 182 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,290 I want to be the new head coach at Piermont University. 183 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,260 Is that all? No, I want a five year no cut contract. 184 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,729 Weekly television show, membership in the country club, et cetera. 185 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,197 All the usual perks. 186 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:04,102 The main thing is that Walker is going to go where I tell him to go. 187 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,871 Or he's not going anywhere. That's a fact. 188 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,607 You can guarantee that? 189 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,777 The kid loves me. 190 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:16,047 You know it's... I'm like a father to him, really. 191 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,650 Hisler's such an asshole. 192 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:24,088 Johnny, I've been having all these twisted visions lately. 193 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,259 So lay one on me. Well... 194 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,995 I was thinking about developing, like, 195 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,899 a deep personal relationship with a psychiatrist. You know, a very tight... 196 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,970 Then one day when he is complimenting me on all the headway progress I am making 197 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,572 in the area of my obsessive fear of torque wrenches, 198 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,175 just cut him of in the middle of his sentence and say, 199 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,046 "Why am I angry at you today?" 200 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,648 He gets all traumatic on me. He goes, 201 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:54,953 "I think that it stands, well, it stands for nothing, that, it's a trick question." 202 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,988 I take his PhD off the wall 203 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,724 and beat him about the head and shoulders with it for about an hour 204 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,560 and then I whisper softly in his ear, 205 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,763 "I'd like to pay for my next twenty visits in advance." 206 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,516 Johnny, be all that you can be. 207 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,452 For $81.50 a month after taxes? 208 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,553 Exactly. 209 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,121 No, I don't think so. Thank you though. 210 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,890 Notre Dame, my son. Father, how you doing? 211 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,325 Father, aren't you going to be late for mass or something? 212 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,493 Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. 213 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,463 Alabama is the one. Alabama's where you should be. 214 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,866 Penn State is always in the top ten. We kicked Alabama's butt last year. 215 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,369 That was one game. It's breezy at Penn State. 216 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,739 I think it's a normal climate. Normal! Normal if you're a seal or an Eskimo. 217 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,542 It's good to see the seasons change. 218 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,950 Leo, my school has a buddy system. 219 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,120 Johnny goes there, all his buddies get to go there too. First class. 220 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,389 Boy buddies, girl buddies, everybody. 221 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,991 I'm ready for college and corruption. 222 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,695 My school doesn't do that Leo. Just exists in your imagination. 223 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,830 Well, I have a grand imagination. 224 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,166 How about ten grand? 225 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,811 Leo, more chicken? I'll just get the rest to go. 226 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,112 Right. 227 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:33,418 Anything, Johnny. Anything. I love you. Let's set a time. 228 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,220 I'm free tonight. 229 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,858 I can't believe the bald guy is still here. Uh-huh. 230 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,527 It's crazy out there. 231 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,762 Well, it's crazy in here too. There you go. 232 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:49,434 But I like it, though. My lures are selling like hot cakes. 233 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,436 Especially like my wall-eyed gibbler. 234 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,472 God, it's original, huh? 235 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,743 Oh, honey, I'm proud of you. I really am. You've worked hard for this for a long time. 236 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,380 Thank you, Mom. You know I couldn't have done it without you. 237 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,083 Yeah. I'm glad you know it's true. 238 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,185 That's why one day very soon I'm gonna work hard enough, 239 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,954 you're not gonna have to work again. 240 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:13,224 I don't mind working, Johnny. It's a decent way to make a living. 241 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,361 Well, I know you don't mind. That's why I do. 242 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,230 Where's Georgia today? 243 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,033 Yeah, where is she? 244 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,835 She's grounded. Why? 245 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,604 For knowing me. 246 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,474 Yes, I can understand that. 247 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:33,444 You're really popping off, Ma, huh, you ready for a pea in the head, Mom? 248 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,080 Will you stop? No, wait now, don't you... You want another one? 249 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,951 Here it is. Oh, he's eating it live. 250 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,990 All right. That's it, that's it. No dessert. So what can I do? 251 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,992 So, Ray, what did you think of the game? 252 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,161 You looked goofy. 253 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,865 Looked what? Goofy. 254 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,833 You didn't look in the mirror today. You know why? 255 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,102 You don't have any teeth. So when you get some front teeth, 256 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,537 then you can tell me how goofy I look. 257 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,872 Until that moment comes along, 258 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:04,809 you can't say anything. Okay? Okay? Can you hear me? 259 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,478 Say, I hear you, Johnny. I hear you, Johnnie. 260 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,514 Say, I hear you, big brother. I hear you big brother. 261 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,150 Say you are my man. You are my man. 262 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,653 No. She just ate now... 263 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,422 But much more importantly, what about Leo's first touchdown ever? 264 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,624 You looked good today. 265 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,426 Thank you, once I got the right direction going, right? 266 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,997 Why don't you ever eat at your house, Leo? 267 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:31,302 Why? Well I think it's basically because my parents hate me. 268 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:35,940 And they've accused me of carrying an ammonia filled tentacle around with me. 269 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,975 Which of course I do not! 270 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,545 What is this, the funny farm? 271 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,482 I can understand why they hate. 272 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:51,055 Johnny, my boy, you know, listen. You've got to get organized, you know. 273 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:56,427 Now you've had calls from Michigan, UCC, Piermont and Ol' Tex, 274 00:19:56,462 --> 00:20:00,331 LSU and Kansas and Cornell. 275 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,733 What do you think, Mom? Do I call these people back? 276 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:08,539 Well, superstar. You can start by clearing the table and helping me with the dishes. 277 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,344 That's a little reality break from mom there, huh? Isn't that nice. 278 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,545 Well, you're home now, son. 279 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,080 Thank you, Gramp. 280 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,453 This will catch every single monk fish, if you had to. 281 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:36,327 Your family is really nice. Your mom's a terrible cook. 282 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,164 Thank you. Where we going now? 283 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,332 Georgia's. 284 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,501 Really? I thought she was grounded. 285 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,136 I'm un-grounding her. 286 00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,214 Freeze, boy! 287 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,721 See, it's got to be a Rottweiler. 288 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,224 No mistaking this. That's no Chihuahua. 289 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,730 I thought a person paid to you. This could be embarrassing. 290 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,365 Yeah, well, she digs me. 291 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,836 Her father's the one who I have problems with. Well, she'll come around. 292 00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:24,642 Mrs. Elkans. Good evening. Um, is Georgia home? 293 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,612 Yes. And that is where she's going to stay. 294 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,016 Hmm. 295 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:35,386 I just felt the love beam. She loves me. 296 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,596 Freeze, dirtbags. 297 00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:48,866 I don't want you sniffing around my daughter, Walker. 298 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:52,370 What's shaking, Chief? Chief, how the hell's patrol? 299 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,072 You're in big trouble, Walker. 300 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,541 Chief, you can't keep me away from your daughter. 301 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,844 I'm gonna keep you away from her forever. 302 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,712 How you going to do that, Chief? 303 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,081 We're going to settle this thing once and for all. 304 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:06,217 I can't just beat the shit out of you. 305 00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:09,854 So we're going to have us a little game of football. And I'm going to hurt you. 306 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,423 I'm going to play with these two men right here. 307 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,291 These men right here? 308 00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,761 Okay, hold on. Let me get a head count for a second. 309 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:21,065 You got one, two, three, four. Oh, that's a little unfair, isn't it, Chief? 310 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,267 Well, then, you can play with the big cheese. 311 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,535 Oh, no, I like it. 312 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:28,005 Chief, one last thing. Once we kick your butt, Georgia's mine. 313 00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:30,975 Well, then, just to make it fair, 314 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,577 you're have to play with one hand behind your back. 315 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,414 Isn't that cute? 316 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:39,383 Chief, you don't play with one hand, do you? 317 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:46,690 Let's bless the ball. A little pooper for the troopers. 318 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,704 Rotten little pissants! 319 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,741 Go! Go, John! 320 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,242 Go, Johnny, go! 321 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,747 Cheerleaders? Cheerleaders? 322 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,119 I got it! I got it. Oh, no! 323 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:52,189 Nice catch, trooper. 324 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:01,899 Get them out of here. Oh, my God! 325 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,205 Hey, fat man. Get out of here. 326 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,840 I'm out of here. 327 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:16,914 I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. 328 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,651 Hey, look at him go. Look at the Chief... Uh, wait a second. 329 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:24,188 That's a $20 a game ball. Let's get him. 330 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,867 ♪ It started last weekend 331 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,706 10:38. This movie is shit. 332 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:47,545 ♪ Girl, I saw your beaver flash 333 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:51,315 ♪ I'll never be the same 334 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:02,459 ♪ You gave me a soul kiss 335 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,964 ♪ Oh, it sure was grand 336 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:13,938 Johnny, now that I'm homeless, what do you plan to do with me? 337 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:18,275 I'm going to love you. And I'm going to marry you. 338 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,447 That should take care of about 60 years. 339 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,785 Is that a threat or a promise? 340 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,920 That's a threat. 341 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,057 I'm getting old though. 342 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,627 Yeah, real old. I'm serious. 343 00:26:36,662 --> 00:26:39,730 Next thing you know I'll be on the beach 344 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:44,802 with a big belly, sporting bikini underwear, just walking. 345 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,839 Then comes the gray hair. 346 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,977 Then comes the ear hair coming out of my ears. 347 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:57,147 Then come white hair. Then comes no hair. Then comes no teeth. 348 00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:01,785 Then boom, you are 70-years-old or 80. 349 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:03,921 Nature. 350 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,091 I'll be there. 351 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,138 You kids having a good time? 352 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:29,880 Hi, John, Johnny Ball Game. All right. Now I don't mean to interrupt you, 353 00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:31,982 I just want you to know, Johnny, 354 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:34,952 there's a lot of phony hype with all these schools. 355 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:38,889 Now I know you better than you know yourself. And right now, 356 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,792 the best situation for you is Piermont. 357 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,828 Oh, yeah, coach? Really. 358 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:47,231 Can I tell them you'll come down for a visit this weekend? 359 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,432 Coach? 360 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:55,673 Coach, you'd be my horse, if you never even ran a race. Okay? I'll be there. 361 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:59,009 Johnny Ball Game. 362 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,944 I'll have them send you a plane ticket. 363 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,815 You know I've always been fond of you, kid. 364 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:08,619 Thank you, coach I'm, I'm fond of... your Pacer. 365 00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:10,788 Thank you. I'm most fond of that. 366 00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:11,855 Hey! Yellow. 367 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,157 You can have one of these someday. 368 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,591 Don't tease me, Coach. 369 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,167 That's the last damn school I'd ever visit in my life. 370 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,769 Johnny, why are you visiting all these schools? 371 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:33,444 I thought we planned to go to state. To be together. 372 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:37,781 I can't just ignore the opportunity to go see schools, to see the country. 373 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:43,887 You wouldn't want that. Uh-huh. 374 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:48,358 Come here. You get that look on your face. Let me get a kiss, please. 375 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:51,428 Like, get a Georgia fish kiss. 376 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,897 Come get it. 377 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:59,403 Come get it? I will. 378 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:26,697 This is the way to travel, ain't it, soldier? Well, you see the country, 379 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:31,301 first class bucket seats. The price is right, too, huh? 380 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:37,207 What are you? A private? 381 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:41,078 Hey, I'm trying to eat. Do you mind? Hey... 382 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,447 This is a family bus. Hey, slim! 383 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,083 Hey, I am trying to eat. Hey, slim. 384 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,852 Hey, knock it off, will ya? 385 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,033 I wonder if that's the Ol' Tex plane. 386 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:06,303 Have you seen a lot of commercial airlines that look like a horny toad? 387 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:07,337 No. 388 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,350 Get off that. No, please. 389 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,989 Hi. How you all doing? 390 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:27,357 How you doing? Good to see you. 391 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,327 My name is Tex Wade. I'm gonna be your host for the weekend. 392 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:34,865 I'm gonna make sure you get everything you want from your visit to Ol' Tex. 393 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:38,168 Well, thank you, Tex. You got a lot of style, Tex. 394 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:41,505 How about a little something to blur your vision, Johnny? 395 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:42,606 No thanks, Tex. 396 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,908 Well, then, hop in. Okay. 397 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:48,045 Bye, Georgia. Johnny, be good. 398 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,483 Come on in, Tex. 399 00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:57,287 Georgia, can you see his boots? 400 00:30:58,257 --> 00:30:59,690 See you, Georgia. 401 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,428 Just get in, Tex. 402 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,811 Where is that punk? Excuse me? 403 00:31:21,814 --> 00:31:23,213 I'm not talking to you, lady. 404 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,349 What a jerk. 405 00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:34,658 Guess his time's more valuable than mine. 406 00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:38,095 Probably stroking his muskrat somewhere. 407 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,034 Sit down, Coach. Oh, thank you. 408 00:31:46,772 --> 00:31:49,406 You're late. Where's the kid? 409 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:53,110 Ah! They sprung a math test on him. 410 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:56,513 Can you believe that? No, he'll be flying down a little later. 411 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,015 Actually, I should give him a call. 412 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,750 Use the phone back there, please. 413 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,855 You should have seen the airport. What a mad house. 414 00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,925 Beautiful office, Chancellor. 415 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,461 Not too shabby. 416 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:15,899 John, how are you? What's the matter? 417 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,468 Well, that's terrible. Listen... 418 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,738 Don't worry about a thing. We'll just reschedule the meeting. Okay? 419 00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:24,508 I know, I know you want to come here with me. 420 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,777 It's all right. You haven't hurt your chances. 421 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:31,715 Now, look. As soon as I get off the airplane, I'm coming right over to see you. 422 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,151 I love you too, son. Bye-bye. 423 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,154 He's a great kid. 424 00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:10,153 I want you to feel right at home, like family. 425 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,656 Like this was your very own ranch. 426 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:16,026 Look, this comes straight from the heart, John. 427 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:19,463 Everybody here loves you. See these long stemmed American beauties here? 428 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,465 They're all for you. They're yours. 429 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,067 The grass is yours. This whole shindig is yours. 430 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,670 Them trees are yours, hell, the lake is yours. 431 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:27,971 Is this part of the campus, Tex? 432 00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:30,140 You could call it part of the campus, Johnny. 433 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:33,677 Hell, you come to Ol' Tex and you can call it anything you want. 434 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:34,911 Oh, I love Ol' Tex. 435 00:33:34,947 --> 00:33:37,948 Margarita, Mr. Wade? Don't mind if I do, darlin'. 436 00:33:37,983 --> 00:33:41,018 Here you go. Haven't had one of these. 437 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:44,888 Shit, everyone drinks margaritas at Ol' Tex. 438 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:46,523 Feisty little filly, ain't she? 439 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,325 My wife says they're medicinal. 440 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:53,730 He's out of the shoot. He's... 441 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:57,601 What's shaking? Come on, break yourself loose here. Say hi to Johnny Walker. 442 00:33:57,636 --> 00:34:00,637 Johnny, Captain of the team, Bad Breath Bannister. Good to meet you. 443 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,172 Tough guy, BB. 444 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,540 That boy's breath would gag a maggot. 445 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:06,910 I know it would. You got to be... 446 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:11,915 Ladies and gents, can I have your attention for one minute? 447 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:17,554 I want to introduce to you five of the most sought after football players 448 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:20,557 in the entire country. 449 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:23,827 Boys! Come on down. Step up here. 450 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,969 We want you! We want you! And you're gonna' get them. 451 00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:37,040 This here Cliff Reber, Pete Andropolous, 452 00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:38,542 Benny Figg. 453 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:43,747 And that hunk of Mexican-Samoan flesh, Jose Popupu. 454 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:48,251 And last but not least, Johnny Rocket Walker. 455 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:51,121 We want you! We want you! We want you! 456 00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:54,157 ♪ Hail on to Ol' Tex 457 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:58,428 ♪ Let the spirit lead 458 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:01,398 ♪ Hail on to Ol' Tex 459 00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:04,968 ♪ On to victory 460 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:09,139 ♪ Our minds and hearts are with you 461 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,780 ♪ Hail on to Ol' Tex 462 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:21,151 ♪ All the livelong day 463 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,770 Ol' Tex is great. 464 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,306 Yeah, but Ol' Tex can't come close to the money Piermont is offering. 465 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,108 I don't want any of that junk bond bullshit. 466 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:47,010 I'm splitting. 467 00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:50,147 Where you going? I'm going to get some Chinese. 468 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:53,483 Hey, ain't you full yet, brother? I'm not talking about food. 469 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:56,820 I told Tex I'd only come to visit if he got me two Chinese girls. 470 00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,690 Yo, Cliff! This is Poon Tang and Fu Yang. 471 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:05,428 We're gonna show you a real good time. 472 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,931 How you doing, Carmen? I'm glad to see you. Fine, thank you. 473 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,266 Ralph, what's up with you? How you doing? 474 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:10,800 How you doing, man? 475 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,602 Oh, pretty good. Things looking up? 476 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:15,338 The stock market's down. Stocks are down, huh? 477 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,774 How's your wife, man? Oh, fair. 478 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,209 I need a partner. 479 00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:20,810 Still picking pockets? Yeah. 480 00:36:29,087 --> 00:36:31,721 I'm here to tell you that it is my responsibility 481 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:35,158 to welcome you to the fold of Ol' Tex. 482 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:39,362 Sort of like a queen bee with a hive. 483 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:43,300 I never miss, got me a player in every class. 484 00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:50,407 In order to prepare you for tonight's experience, 485 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:54,711 we need to do a little hard heart exercise. Now I'm going to send you some energy. 486 00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:59,382 Do you feel it? Do you feel it? 487 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:00,684 I feel it. I feel it. 488 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,320 Do you feel the heat? I feel heat. 489 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:05,922 Okay. Okay, I felt it too. 490 00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:10,327 Okay, now, how'd you like to go visit our campus? 491 00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:13,163 Where the hell is that campus, by the way? 492 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:18,535 I'm glad you asked because I'm going to take you there right now. 493 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:23,073 Well, let us grab our drinks, and, uh, vamoose. 494 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:27,277 Ooh, numero uno. I'm going to show you, 495 00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:30,780 the Dutchboy, why they call us the horny toads. 496 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:35,085 Why darlin', this is far more than football. 497 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,386 Look, an armadillo! 498 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,156 I mean, we have a very fine medical program and wish many 499 00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:41,992 operators come out successful. 500 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:43,093 Oh, is that right? 501 00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,794 Well, you understand the word operator. 502 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,229 Not at all. 503 00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,398 Was that your hand? That was yours. 504 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,969 Oh, well, that was my hand, darling I thought it was a pillow. 505 00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:55,272 I can see that was a mistake. It was. 506 00:37:55,307 --> 00:38:00,210 And, uh, and as you can see, we have a very fine library. 507 00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,945 Yes, I see. 508 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:07,083 We'll see the library now. Excuse me. 509 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:16,226 Listen, if you're not interested in her, 510 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:20,096 I may know someone a little more your speed. 511 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,599 Hey! 512 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:29,973 Darling, I thought this would be a more intimate place to dine. 513 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,275 A little more spacious. 514 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:35,345 I can't believe the size of this place. 515 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:39,215 It's huge. They'll be shouting, "Go, Johnny, go!" 516 00:38:39,251 --> 00:38:42,886 In the fall, eighty thousand people will be cheering you on, darlin'. 517 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,888 Johnny Walker! 518 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:48,058 And I can guarantee you something, sweetheart, 519 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:51,494 It will be nothing like the performance I am about to give. 520 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:59,836 No, yes, no. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, ouch. 521 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,806 Oh, boy. Thank you so much. 522 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:06,376 As a matter of fact, I should start abusing that term "Thank you." 523 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:11,548 It seems to get me in and out of more situations with smooth sincerity. 524 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:16,853 Absolutely the best thing I could say is, thank you, right now. 525 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,289 Thank you and, well, thank you, thank you. 526 00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:21,391 Darlin', you talk too much. 527 00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,659 Wait a minute. No thank you. 528 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,494 See, I'm not the type of guy who thinks with... 529 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:27,364 Joe Bob! Yo! 530 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,966 Tell them about the Ol' Tex baby dolls 531 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:33,169 and how they like to sneak in the locker room at halftime. 532 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:35,472 Lord have mercy, boys. 533 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:38,808 We spend $20,000 a month on these pretty little fillies, 534 00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,111 just for the football program alone. 535 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,012 Hey, you gonna like it here. 536 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,781 Please, stop. 537 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,516 Stop. Thank you very much. 538 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,351 Look, thank you. No. 539 00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,720 You're making it hard enough. Please, stop. 540 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,689 Ooh! 541 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,724 Jose, come on down here, boy. 542 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,693 I want to show you your future. 543 00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:00,196 Speaking of luxuries, if my eyes don't deceive me, that's a boy getting his 544 00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:02,599 knot polished right there on the 50 yard line. 545 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:03,767 Say what? 546 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,903 I gotta go, understand? 547 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:09,572 I have no business and this is no pleasure. 548 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:12,108 Don't leave, Johnny. I can do better. 549 00:40:12,144 --> 00:40:13,510 Let me go. 550 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:17,080 Oh, I got to put this up on the score board. See it a little clearer. 551 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,858 My God. I'll be dipped in dog shit. That's Johnny Walker. 552 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,661 What the... Shit. 553 00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:34,697 That's my wife. That's your wife? 554 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:37,300 Who said that? Wait a minute. Please, you have a husband. 555 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:39,302 I'm getting out of here now. This is it. And I'm out. 556 00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:41,971 And put those tits away. This was no med school. 557 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,940 This was not a library. I won't let go. 558 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:47,076 I have to go. Good bye. Go. 559 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,311 Get back here. 560 00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:50,079 Bye, I'm leaving. Come back here, you little boy. 561 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,648 I've got to go. No. No. No. 562 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,950 Come back here. I can make you feel good. 563 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,195 Get your butt in this car, boy. Let's go. 564 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,263 Come on, let's go. 565 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:25,014 Ah, so this is the medical school. 566 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:46,536 Hey, boys! Come on down here. I got the entire front row for ya'll. 567 00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:56,513 Oh, my God. 568 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,448 Sure was nice of Ol' Tex to let us use his car. 569 00:42:32,484 --> 00:42:35,652 Goddamn, it was nice of him to give him his wife. 570 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,430 How ya' doin'? 571 00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:49,832 Pretty good. How you doing. Good. Good. 572 00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:53,303 Uh, you, uh, going to play football at Ol' Tex? 573 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,638 Oh, I don't know yet. 574 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,808 You know, I used to be a football player. 575 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:02,745 They said I would have been an All American if I hadn't hurt my leg. 576 00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:06,215 Wh...What happened? 577 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,551 Did you go to Ol' Tex? 578 00:43:08,587 --> 00:43:11,654 I was going to, but I never got the chance. 579 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:16,259 After they took my scholarship away, I had to quit school. 580 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:20,697 But, Ol' Tex took care of me. Got me this job. 581 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,035 I ain't complaining. 582 00:43:36,548 --> 00:43:37,747 Yeah! 583 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:45,855 What's this stuff, man? 584 00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:50,893 What is it? 585 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,699 That's Texas sushi, boy. 586 00:43:56,735 --> 00:43:58,234 Forget you, man. 587 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,775 Get out of get here. 588 00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,968 Silence. I need silence. 589 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,203 Take me up on that offer, Johnny. 590 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,873 Johnny, come on, you're smarter than that. 591 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,842 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 592 00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:41,911 Nothing else means squat. 593 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:47,183 Hey. 594 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:50,853 Hi, honey. How was the campus? 595 00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,588 The campus? 596 00:44:52,624 --> 00:44:57,560 Hi. Uh, it was nice, Mom. Yeah, it was nice. It really was a nice campus. 597 00:44:57,595 --> 00:45:00,463 Well, you think of Ol' Tex as just a football school, right? 598 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:05,468 And in actuality they have the finest premed school in the country. 599 00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:08,805 Really, just a fierce... It was a beautiful set up. 600 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,307 Yeah, it was nice. It really was. 601 00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:15,178 Listen, something wonderful happened while you were away. 602 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,680 This fellow calls up on the telephone, 603 00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:21,184 you see, and he orders 10,000 wall-eyed gibblers. 604 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,587 Apparently he gives them away on his late night television show. 605 00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:27,690 Like those spiffy little fishing rods 606 00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:31,127 that turn into can openers or something. 607 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:34,230 We could make a fortune on this deal, you know? 608 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,467 That's excellent, Gramp. Yeah. 609 00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:38,968 So he called, huh? 610 00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:41,938 The fellow says, so long as they sell, 611 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,407 the orders will jut keep coming in. 612 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:47,677 You know, we could, we could may be buy a larger house then. 613 00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:50,246 That would really get... 614 00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:51,948 Hi, Johnny. Hey, Monica. 615 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:53,883 Don't bruise those tomatoes now. 616 00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,256 You folks tried those biscuits? They're delicious. 617 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,059 What did he say? Pick your school yet, Johnny? 618 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,560 Baby love. 619 00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:07,530 Hey. How was it? 620 00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:09,565 It was cool. It was good. 621 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:12,201 I had a good time. 622 00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:15,538 Yeah. So how were the girls? 623 00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:16,606 Hmm? 624 00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:20,009 The girls. How were the girls? 625 00:46:21,646 --> 00:46:26,182 Well, they were, um, very short. 626 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:31,287 Very fat and, uh, weird looking. 627 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:34,157 What was her name? What was her name? Huh? 628 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:40,763 The woman I had dinner with was Lawanda. Yeah. That was Tex's wife. 629 00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:42,431 Lawanda? Very old chick. 630 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:46,269 Very fat woman and very funny looking. 631 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,671 She took me to dinner and, you know... 632 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:55,178 "What do you think of Texas?" "I love it." A lot of small talk, and, um... 633 00:46:56,915 --> 00:47:00,550 I didn't do anything with her, you know, I never touched her. 634 00:47:04,856 --> 00:47:07,490 What are you... what are you thinking about? 635 00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,960 I think you're an asshole! 636 00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:26,142 This boy-girl shit hurts, man. 637 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,911 Oh, no. None of that. 638 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:32,148 It's a bogus product. It's a pay off. 639 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:35,251 No self respecting fish would go near a wall-eyed gibbler. 640 00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:37,854 Hey, Leo. Read my lips. 641 00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:41,524 Joe Bob promised my grandfather he'd buy 10,000 of things, okay? 642 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:43,993 You're confused. You're repeating yourself. 643 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:46,863 Maybe you're wrong. 644 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:49,432 I couldn't break his heart like that. Don't you understand? 645 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:52,335 Well, you can't commit to Ol' Tex. 646 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:55,004 I'll tell you something, Leo, I had such a groove in Texas. 647 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,672 I vomited margaritas the whole way home. 648 00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,241 It was beautiful, I'm telling you. 649 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,177 Well, perhaps you'll just, uh, support the drink of every school you visit. 650 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:03,079 I like that. I'll keep it in mind. Give me a hand. 651 00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,847 Hey. Howdy, Chief! 652 00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:05,882 Dirtbags! 653 00:48:08,453 --> 00:48:11,621 ♪ UCC, UCC, UCC... 654 00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:15,558 What's shaking, Coach? I didn't know you'd show. 655 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:19,028 Coach, how do you feel? 656 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:22,365 Johnny, you promised me you were going to visit Piermont. 657 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,767 He's not going to Piermont. 658 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:29,005 You get it? Got it? You can goose yourself. 659 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,942 If I want any shit out of you, Leo, I'll squeeze your head. 660 00:48:36,147 --> 00:48:38,214 You better listen to me, son. 661 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,517 You're on the verge of destroying your entire career. 662 00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:45,054 I'm not going to let it happen. 663 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:49,292 I'm going to do whatever it takes to make sure you do the right thing. 664 00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:01,370 You keep playing games with me 665 00:49:01,406 --> 00:49:04,774 and you're going to end up waiting on tables with this guy. 666 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,276 That was cold blooded, Coach. 667 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,413 Coach, where's your shoes. Forgot those shoes, Coach. 668 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:14,617 Look, are you sure Tom won't want to order more of my lures? 669 00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:17,186 We haven't sold one in three years. 670 00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:21,824 Well, Harvey, you tell him that a big shot down in Texas 671 00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:23,826 just ordered 10,000 of them. 672 00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:26,062 Ha! Reckon the fish in that state 673 00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,464 are going to be safe for awhile. 674 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,623 Grandpa Walker? Can I have a word with you? 675 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,792 Sure, Coach, sit down. 676 00:49:56,828 --> 00:50:00,162 I have some bad news. You know Tom Norman? 677 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:03,733 He owns this shop. My fishing buddy. What happened? 678 00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:07,470 Apparently he is connected to some of the alumni from Piermont. 679 00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,538 Tom tells me if Johnny doesn't go to Piermont 680 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:13,376 he's going to have to cut off your credit here. 681 00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:16,779 Hey, I hear you're flunking English. Ouch! 682 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,382 John, you need that English, son. 683 00:50:26,758 --> 00:50:29,859 You did your paper on the American hardware store? Huh? 684 00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,227 Maybe you deserved that "F." 685 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,129 I don't want to hear anything about it. It's a legitimate topic. 686 00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:36,098 I guess it is, and I must read it. I'm sure you wanted to. 687 00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:38,334 You know why we're here today. 688 00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:44,440 I think you do. Hisler's been messing with my grandfather, 689 00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:49,779 Messing with my little brother, my little sister. 690 00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:53,582 He's been messing with my mom, Leo. 691 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:57,186 He's been talking to her, messing with her. 692 00:50:57,221 --> 00:51:02,024 Now, we're going to mess with him, Leo. Are you with me? 693 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:06,335 I came here to do business with you today. 694 00:55:06,370 --> 00:55:09,905 I just got back from Ol' Tex. They'll make me a great deal. 695 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:13,809 Except I want to play here. I want to come to State. 696 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,814 Johnny, we don't give deals here. 697 00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,317 What? 698 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,953 We give the usual scholarship. 699 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:28,624 Room and board. A good education. 700 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,993 Everyone has to go to class here. 701 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:35,798 We offer a good background in football. 702 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,834 Our players have become professionals. 703 00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:40,602 That's nice, Coach. 704 00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:45,708 But you're losing the top athletes each year for a reason. 705 00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,876 What's that? 706 00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:52,681 You're not giving them anything. Show them something. 707 00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:55,050 That they'll get something. 708 00:55:55,086 --> 00:55:59,855 Cash, cars, apartments, money. 709 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:04,626 You know what I mean? We're looking for benefits these days, Coach. 710 00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:07,296 Look, Johnny. I like you. 711 00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:10,165 So I'll give you some advice. 712 00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:14,002 You're a good athlete. You have talent and energy. 713 00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:17,406 I'm warning you. 714 00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:20,376 You're getting into something you don't understand. 715 00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:24,847 When a kid like you goes out looking for a deal, 716 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:29,618 the deal always turns out stronger than the kid ever asked for. 717 00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:33,989 Be careful. You're playing with fire. 718 00:57:05,156 --> 00:57:09,258 Are you crazy? My father sleeps with his gun. 719 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,731 I heard you visited State. 720 00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:21,570 Does this mean your lobotomy's worn off? 721 00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:28,944 Since you're not going to speak, 722 00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:32,014 you will rub my feet. 723 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:38,153 I mean, far be it for me to ask you to apologize 724 00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:41,190 when you have behaved like a complete son-of-a-bitch. 725 00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:10,319 Flowers that fester smell far worse than weeds. 726 00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:15,357 That means, "you stink." 727 00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:20,963 But it was sweet. 728 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,566 I guess I'm still sweet on you. 729 00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:27,135 I'll go in 10 minutes. 730 00:58:27,805 --> 00:58:29,471 You are beautiful. 731 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,980 UCC! Ow! 732 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,648 We're going to Ol' Tex. No we're not. 733 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:42,217 They'll give us everything we need. 734 00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:44,052 We ain't going to Ol' Tex. 735 00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:51,093 No real shots, please. 736 00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:58,100 You wouldn't really use that. 737 00:58:58,135 --> 00:58:59,701 Yes, I would. 738 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:05,140 Leo. What? 739 00:59:06,176 --> 00:59:08,677 What do you really want out of life? 740 00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:12,281 I want Johnny Walker to go to California. 741 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:17,920 All right. I'll go. 742 01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:06,168 How you doing, Johnny? Lou Landers of ICA. 743 01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:09,671 Welcome to California. You'll have a fine time here. 744 01:00:09,707 --> 01:00:13,542 I'm here to meet the money man, Lou. Not for pleasure. 745 01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:15,377 I am the money man, Johnny. 746 01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:18,614 I'm going to take you to meet the best quarter back in the country. 747 01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:21,216 He's a good friend of mine. Give me five, Johnny. 748 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,418 Never touch. 749 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:45,040 Jim McMahon wears Adidas. 750 01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,254 Either I wear Adidas, or I wear nothing. 751 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,424 Almost nothing. 752 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,893 And cut! Great. Beautiful. 753 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:09,498 Wonderful, Jim. 754 01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:11,533 I don't know how you do it, Jim. Every time. 755 01:01:11,568 --> 01:01:14,569 Natural talent. Back to the golf course again. 756 01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:18,240 Hey, Yeoman, thanks a lot, man. 757 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,242 You bet, boss. Thanks, Bob. 758 01:01:20,277 --> 01:01:22,511 Jimmy. Hi, Jim. 759 01:01:22,546 --> 01:01:25,681 I want you to meet Johnny Walker. 760 01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:28,183 How are you, Jim? How are you, Johnny? 761 01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:30,552 Glad you're coming to UCC. 762 01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:34,523 I haven't really decided. But glad I could meet you. 763 01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:37,125 I'm having a little party tonight for the kid. 764 01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:39,027 Want to come? 765 01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:44,599 I would, but I promised my wife I wouldn't show up at your place anymore. 766 01:01:44,635 --> 01:01:47,369 Very funny. 767 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:50,472 You're great, Jim. Maybe next time, right? 768 01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:56,144 Hey, Lou, did you notice how his hair was? 769 01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:58,447 Just like mine. Like he planned it for me. Know what I mean? 770 01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:00,515 John, let me tell you something serious. 771 01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:02,851 You play your cards right, you could be the next Adidas man, someday. 772 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:05,020 But, Lou, he had his hair hooped up just like mine. So what? 773 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:09,491 1:45. Walker receives jacket from Landers, out. 774 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,700 I know I talk 90% of the time, 775 01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:21,436 but I only take 10% of the money. 776 01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:25,006 How you doing, Doctor? Oh, great, Lou. 777 01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:30,345 Lou? Yeah. 778 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:33,014 My mothers medicine cabinet never looked like this. 779 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:34,950 Don't worry about it, Johnny. 780 01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:36,585 You're not in Ashcroft anymore. 781 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:38,787 We only use the finest steroids available. 782 01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:40,756 Oh. 783 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:43,458 We care about one thing at UCC, Johnny. 784 01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:46,094 That we win. Isn't that right, boys? 785 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,531 I love these boys like my own. 786 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:52,434 I take better care of them than their mothers. 787 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:53,602 Isn't that right, boys? 788 01:02:55,739 --> 01:02:59,207 We have the best training facilities in the country. 789 01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:03,111 Our men are appreciated for the fine machinery that they are. 790 01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:05,914 How you doing? Does he play here? 791 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:09,084 No. He pisses for the players so they pass the drug test. 792 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,986 Oh, designated pisser,huh? 793 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:14,256 Let's get you some new clothes for the party. Okay, Johnny? 794 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,792 Lou, how tall are you? 5' 8". 795 01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:43,885 I'm Tex Wade. I'm looking for Johnny Walker. 796 01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:46,488 He hasn't got back from UCC yet. 797 01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:50,559 UCC? Isn't he committed to Ol' Tex? 798 01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:53,595 As far as I know, he isn't committed anywhere. 799 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:58,333 I hate to be the one to inform you, Grandpa, 800 01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:03,305 but you didn't get any orders for 10,000 gibblers because they catch fish. 801 01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,410 What are you saying? 802 01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:10,545 You figure it out, Grandpa. 803 01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:29,564 It's good to be home. Thank you everybody. Thank you very much. 804 01:04:31,101 --> 01:04:33,635 Johnny, Johnny Walker. 805 01:04:45,782 --> 01:04:48,583 This is a nice ride. Where did you get it? 806 01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,418 Present from my dad. 807 01:04:51,822 --> 01:04:54,022 I thought your dad hated you. 808 01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:58,760 He used to, but now we're very close. 809 01:04:58,795 --> 01:05:03,365 We woke up one morning, had breakfast and now we're real close. 810 01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:07,869 I look cleaner than the Board of Health, don't I? 811 01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:11,973 You look like Liberace and Prince's mom combined. 812 01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:13,575 But it's nice. 813 01:05:26,657 --> 01:05:27,923 Bye, now. 814 01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:34,763 What's happening, Chief? 815 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:39,467 Where did you finally decide to go to college, Clown school? 816 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:44,439 You know what you are, Chief? You're an officer of love. Not of law, of love you are. 817 01:05:50,814 --> 01:05:52,480 Do you dig it? 818 01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,017 It's a look. 819 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,628 ♪ He's from a small town but had to get away 820 01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:09,764 ♪ He took the bus route all the way to South LA 821 01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:20,842 ♪ Lives on the ocean And drives a sports car 822 01:06:20,877 --> 01:06:24,145 ♪ He's got the girlfriend putting out the caviar ♪ 823 01:06:26,049 --> 01:06:28,717 Mom, Mom, Johnny's lost his mind. 824 01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:40,362 What do you think? 825 01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,531 Mom, this school is great. 826 01:06:43,567 --> 01:06:47,969 UCC medical school is far superior to Ol' Tex. 827 01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:50,705 I'm not considering Ol' Tex anymore. 828 01:06:50,741 --> 01:06:54,342 I'm gonna get three times the lab time I had at Ol' Tex. 829 01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,711 Johnny, what has happened to you? 830 01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:00,181 I'm great. Don't I look great? 831 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,816 I feel great, Mom. Really. 832 01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:04,486 What about UCC is a football factory. 833 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:08,323 Only half the players even graduate. What about your education? 834 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:10,992 Education? Please, forget it. 835 01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:13,395 Please, step off with that, okay? 836 01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:17,732 I'll tell you something. I have a much better deal at UCC. 837 01:07:17,768 --> 01:07:20,235 They'll take care of everything. 838 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,570 The way Ol' Tex took care of me? 839 01:07:24,941 --> 01:07:28,343 Come on, now. Everyone here looks so unhappy. 840 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:31,780 Let me explain. UCC has a better deal for me. 841 01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:33,348 They're going to take care of us. 842 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,183 Mom, you'll have a bigger house. 843 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,887 I don't want a bigger house. Stop thinking about yourself. 844 01:07:38,922 --> 01:07:41,723 Think about what's right and your family. 845 01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:43,525 We are the people who love you. 846 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:47,028 Or maybe you've forgotten that. 847 01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:51,966 Look at you. Purple and gold. You look ridiculous. 848 01:07:53,136 --> 01:07:56,638 I don't know how this could have happened. 849 01:07:56,673 --> 01:08:00,642 Maybe it was too important of a decision for you alone. 850 01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:03,445 Mom, wait. Mom, can't we... 851 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,154 Grandpa. Isn't this what you wanted? 852 01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:16,424 I wanted to sell my lures. 853 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,126 Not my grandson. 854 01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:24,666 Gramp. Gramp. 855 01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,010 What do you think, Randy? 856 01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,315 I'm going to go do more homework and be realistic. 857 01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:58,166 Johnny, I've had a vision. 858 01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:00,768 You should forget about college football. 859 01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,137 And do what? 860 01:09:02,172 --> 01:09:08,276 Be a waiter. Develop a reputation as a bistro's most courteous. 861 01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:12,080 One night when the manager's relatives come in, 862 01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:14,582 you wine them and dine them. 863 01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:18,319 You read them the specials. Take their orders. 864 01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:21,556 Then you say, "Actually it's fish or nothing." 865 01:09:23,126 --> 01:09:25,026 Of course, they run to the door. 866 01:09:25,061 --> 01:09:27,762 You grab their ankles and tackle them. 867 01:09:27,797 --> 01:09:29,797 You punch them and say, "What are you doing?" 868 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,634 "Trying to go without leaving a gratuity?" 869 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:36,271 ♪ UCC is your only move 870 01:09:36,306 --> 01:09:39,974 ♪ UCC is your favorite school ♪ 871 01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:41,543 Excuse me. 872 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:44,846 We're new in town and we've never had sex before. 873 01:09:44,881 --> 01:09:46,915 Would you like to help us? 874 01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:53,254 Don't follow the girls. 875 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:58,927 Leo. Leo. Stop. Don't. I want to go home. 876 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:02,797 I started dating this girl, Nancy, because she was a virgin. 877 01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:07,735 Milliseconds before initial penetration, 878 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:11,873 I just shot upright in bed. Like a reverse domino. 879 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:14,943 And I just said, "Hey, hey, hey. There'll be none of this. 880 01:10:14,978 --> 01:10:16,778 "What kind of boy do you think I am? 881 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:20,281 I will hardly pop you without having met your father." 882 01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:22,717 The things that make life worth 883 01:10:22,752 --> 01:10:25,720 so much and so worth while are, 884 01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:28,456 are the things that we have to look up at. 885 01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:32,894 It's the clouds, the stars, children. 886 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,762 "By the way, where is the bathroom. 887 01:10:34,798 --> 01:10:38,499 "I have to take an awful putrid piss." 888 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:41,236 He says, "Down the hall on the left." 889 01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:42,637 That really made me mad. 890 01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:45,106 I got up and said, "That won't do." 891 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,109 I run over to the family drapes 892 01:10:48,144 --> 01:10:50,945 and write my name on them in urine. 893 01:10:50,981 --> 01:10:55,149 Mom jumps out of her chair and starts slapping me over and over. 894 01:10:56,319 --> 01:10:57,719 So, I retaliate with a series of 895 01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,221 blows to the stomach, really mad, 896 01:11:00,257 --> 01:11:03,625 which I use only in times when I actually do see red. 897 01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:04,892 I'm a winner. 898 01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:08,129 So all these important money men 899 01:11:08,164 --> 01:11:10,732 are offering me this and this and this. 900 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:15,470 Because I came home wearing gold and heels, my mother sat me down 901 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:18,973 and she told me what she thought, you know. 902 01:11:19,009 --> 01:11:21,609 And I have been acting crazy. 903 01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:23,578 Are you still conscious? 904 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,647 She's talking. 905 01:11:29,019 --> 01:11:30,885 Let her go! It's been an hour. 906 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,421 My arms seemed to be locked in here. 907 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:44,999 Love is a verb. And I wish that I would just use it a lot more. 908 01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:47,835 Because I feel good, when I do. 909 01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:50,171 Are we going to have sex or not? 910 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,350 Rape! Rape! 911 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,126 Good evening, assholes. 912 01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:14,295 This is too good to be true. 913 01:12:14,331 --> 01:12:15,797 For who? 914 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,999 You're going to jail forever. 915 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,870 What are you looking at, weirdo? Ouch! 916 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:30,712 We have to get out of here. 917 01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:34,615 Hey, Lou Landers can get us out. Right? 918 01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:37,285 But then you would have to go to UCC... 919 01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:40,488 You know Lou Landers? 920 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:44,258 You think my dad bought that jeep? 921 01:12:44,294 --> 01:12:45,693 It was Lou. 922 01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:48,763 UCC bought it for me to get me to help them. 923 01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:54,435 You set me up. 924 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:58,106 No, I didn't. I just pushed you in a direction. 925 01:12:58,141 --> 01:12:59,774 Trying to do the right thing for you. 926 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:01,309 You didn't tell me. 927 01:13:01,344 --> 01:13:03,878 If I told you, you would have said no. 928 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:05,346 I still wouldn't have set you up. 929 01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:09,484 I just, you know, just made a mistake. 930 01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:14,622 I just got selfish. 931 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,127 Me, too. 932 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:30,538 This is terrible. This is awful. 933 01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:35,076 This is really awful. This is a serious mess. 934 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:38,679 Does "Bail us out" mean anything to you? 935 01:13:38,715 --> 01:13:42,917 "Bail?" There's your bail. 936 01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:45,620 That's your ticket out of here, right there. 937 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:49,357 All he has to do is sign with Piermont, you're on the street. 938 01:13:49,392 --> 01:13:50,591 Otherwise, you boys will spend 939 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:54,495 20 years in here with all the butt pirates. 940 01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:58,065 I hear they're waiting for you up here, Johnny, to give you a poke. 941 01:13:59,436 --> 01:14:01,436 Coach, I know I'm a man. Okay? 942 01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,771 My asshole is for exit only. 943 01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:05,673 And we did nothing wrong. 944 01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:10,845 Look for sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary, Leo. 945 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,514 You're going to love it working on the road gang. 946 01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:16,651 Out there with the cons cutting that grass. 947 01:14:18,555 --> 01:14:20,121 All the pretty girls will drive by 948 01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:22,590 in convertibles on Spring break. 949 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:26,994 They'll drink beer and wave as they go by. "Hi, Johnny. Hi." 950 01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:29,964 It's up to you, John. 951 01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:35,336 You can work on the road gang or you can work with the cash gang. 952 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:38,673 You let me know. 953 01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:43,344 Don't drop the soap, boys. 954 01:14:48,017 --> 01:14:49,817 Hello, everyone. I'm Gary DeLaune. 955 01:14:49,853 --> 01:14:53,988 Today hundreds of boys will sign their letters of intent. 956 01:14:54,023 --> 01:14:55,690 These letters are commitments by 957 01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:58,392 these boys to play for a college. 958 01:14:58,428 --> 01:15:04,432 No place has more media coverage right here at Ashcroft High School. 959 01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:06,100 Today then, we're here at Ashcroft High School. 960 01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,435 It's signing day. 961 01:15:07,470 --> 01:15:10,905 Johnny Walker has just arrived to sign his letter of intent. 962 01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:13,975 In a few moments the entire country 963 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:18,045 will know where he's decided to play his college football. 964 01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:21,315 Glad to see you boys could be here for the announcement. 965 01:15:21,351 --> 01:15:23,484 I hope none of us are disappointed. 966 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:26,220 Something doesn't seem right in here. 967 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:35,162 Thank you very much. I'm very happy to have been asked, 968 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:38,499 ladies and gentlemen, to introduce Johnny Walker here today. 969 01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:42,003 And I am also happy to announce 970 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:45,439 that John and I are going to be together another four years. 971 01:15:45,475 --> 01:15:48,242 I'm the new head coach at Piermont University. 972 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:54,815 It makes me proud that John could have gone anywhere, 973 01:15:54,851 --> 01:15:56,717 but he chose to be with me. 974 01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:01,322 We've also gotten four other top prospects from around the country. 975 01:16:01,357 --> 01:16:03,591 And they're here today. Come on up, boys. 976 01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:13,768 This is not about me. 977 01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:16,504 I'm only as good as my players, believe me. 978 01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:20,708 Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Johnny Walker. 979 01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,262 Throughout this recruitment, 980 01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,732 I've acted like an idiot. 981 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,001 I've completely embarrassed my mother 982 01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:49,937 family, girlfriend and friends. 983 01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:53,808 Mostly I've embarrassed myself. 984 01:16:56,546 --> 01:17:01,949 Because I always thought I had something and I lost it. 985 01:17:01,985 --> 01:17:05,252 If this is what it means to play college football, 986 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:08,756 then I don't want to play at all. 987 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:12,326 Just because I know how to throw a football, 988 01:17:13,997 --> 01:17:16,530 doesn't mean I should forget my life. 989 01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:21,102 Or anyone else's. 990 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:24,939 So I am not going to sign any letters to any schools. 991 01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:27,808 Now, that's reality. 992 01:17:29,646 --> 01:17:32,380 You're going to Piermont. I'm not. 993 01:17:32,415 --> 01:17:34,982 If he doesn't go, I don't go. I'm with him. 994 01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:36,884 We'll work this out. 995 01:17:36,919 --> 01:17:40,688 Piermont will honor all it's commitments. I promise you. 996 01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:42,957 Slight misunderstanding, ladies and gentlemen. 997 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,625 Bear with us. 998 01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:46,327 Who are you? 999 01:17:46,362 --> 01:17:50,998 My name is Floyd Gondole. I'm the NCAA recruitment investigator. 1000 01:17:51,034 --> 01:17:52,533 I have followed the recruitment of 1001 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:55,302 Johnny Walker since the first day. 1002 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:58,673 I am now calling for a complete investigation of 1003 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:03,611 UCC, Ol' Tex and specifically Piermon. 1004 01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:05,513 We didn't do anything wrong. Why? Why? 1005 01:18:05,548 --> 01:18:08,282 You call framing a kid for rape not wrong? 1006 01:18:08,317 --> 01:18:10,518 Oh. What are you talking about? You framed a kid for rape? 1007 01:18:10,553 --> 01:18:11,786 You're both history. Of course not. 1008 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:13,387 You're both finished. Oh, this is ridiculous. 1009 01:18:13,423 --> 01:18:15,222 Congratulations, John. I'm proud of you. 1010 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,792 Ladies and gentlemen... 1011 01:18:17,827 --> 01:18:20,294 Hey, hey, Johnny, I'm proud of ya. 1012 01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:21,962 You did good, kid. 1013 01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:24,465 So, uh, what you gonna do now, huh? 1014 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,567 Penn State, Johnny! 1015 01:18:26,602 --> 01:18:29,837 No way. Alabama! Remember the weather. 1016 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:32,840 Nobody makes a fool out of me. Understand? 1017 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,643 Nobody has to, Lou. Is that right? 1018 01:18:36,913 --> 01:18:38,512 You're in big trouble now, Lou. 1019 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,881 You just made a big mistake. 1020 01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:53,461 I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover. 1021 01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:12,546 Thank you, my friend. 1022 01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:13,914 Good work. 1023 01:19:15,818 --> 01:19:17,885 Let's get out of here. 1024 01:19:20,623 --> 01:19:22,623 Get back here, Walker! 1025 01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:28,729 Get down, Grandpa. 1026 01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:30,064 Never did like him. 1027 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,465 Coach? 1028 01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:09,637 I want an education. 1029 01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:14,508 I saw the news conference last night, Johnny. 1030 01:20:14,544 --> 01:20:16,277 Yeah? Mmm-hmm. 1031 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,182 What did you think? 1032 01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:26,754 You showed the type of character that we like in our students. 1033 01:20:28,758 --> 01:20:33,627 Does this mean you want me to come play football here? 1034 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,433 I sure do. 1035 01:20:56,252 --> 01:20:59,086 ♪ His mother told him someday you will be a man 1036 01:20:59,121 --> 01:21:01,956 ♪ And you will be the leader of a big old band 1037 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:04,491 ♪ Many people coming from miles around 1038 01:21:04,527 --> 01:21:07,661 ♪ To hear you play your music when the sun go down 1039 01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:10,664 ♪ Maybe someday your name will be in lights, saying 1040 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,333 ♪ Johnny B. Goode tonight 1041 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:14,702 ♪ Go go Go Johnny go 1042 01:21:15,638 --> 01:21:18,372 ♪ Go go Go Johnny go 1043 01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:21,408 ♪ Go go Go Johnny go 1044 01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:24,445 ♪ Go go Go Johnny go 1045 01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:26,080 ♪ Go 1046 01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:29,083 ♪ Johnny B. Goode 1047 01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:57,444 The Johnny Walker recruitment scandal widened today 1048 01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:00,848 with the announcement that UCC and Ol' Tex 1049 01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:04,551 have each been placed on year probation. 1050 01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:08,756 Well, Joe Bob, thank God basketball season is right around the corner. 1051 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,891 Yeah, amen to that, Tex. 1052 01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:14,094 You know, football ain't been good to us this year, at all. 1053 01:22:20,136 --> 01:22:22,803 In a still further development, 1054 01:22:22,838 --> 01:22:26,273 Lou Landers has been barred from 1055 01:22:26,309 --> 01:22:31,278 participating in the UCC football program for life. 1056 01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:33,847 You got one F? We'll take care of it for you. 1057 01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:38,986 Slow down, I just wanna talk to you. Lou Landers gave me that jeep. 1058 01:22:40,990 --> 01:22:45,092 ♪ Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track 1059 01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:50,664 ♪ Old engineer sitting in the shade 1060 01:22:52,868 --> 01:22:55,502 This is a pack of lies. A pack of lies. 1061 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:04,511 Get the hell away from me. 1062 01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:11,452 ♪ Go Johnny go 1063 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,853 ♪ Go go 1064 01:23:14,824 --> 01:23:17,324 ♪ Go Johnny go 1065 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,227 ♪ Johnny B. Goode 1066 01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:24,832 ♪ Go Johnny 1067 01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:35,436 ♪ His mother told him some day you will be a man 1068 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:41,642 ♪ And you will be the leader of a big old band 1069 01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:47,381 ♪ Many people coming from miles around 1070 01:24:50,219 --> 01:24:54,121 ♪ To hear you play your music till the sun goes down 1071 01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:59,993 ♪ Maybe someday your name will be in lights, saying 1072 01:25:00,029 --> 01:25:02,396 ♪ Johnny B. Goode tonight 1073 01:25:05,668 --> 01:25:07,835 ♪ Go Johnny go 1074 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:11,238 ♪ Go go 1075 01:25:11,874 --> 01:25:14,575 ♪ Go Johnny go 1076 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:18,145 ♪ Go go 1077 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:20,514 ♪ Go Johnny go 1078 01:25:20,549 --> 01:25:21,548 ♪ Go go 1079 01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:26,587 ♪ Go Johnny go 1080 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:28,722 ♪ Johnny B. Goode