♪ When I was just a little girl
♪ I asked my mother
♪ What will I be
♪ Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
♪ Here's what she said to me
♪ Que sera... ♪
Honey? Honey, I'm home. Hi, honey.
I'm here. I'm here. Hi.
Are we having a baby?
Thank you.
It's okay, it's okay, we've got time.
Hi.
Pain.
Mr. Harrison Winslow? You're next.
I don't... I could...
If this gentleman would like to go first, that's...
I could use a moment, if...
Would you like to? That's kind of you, thank you.
My pleasure.
Billy! Where's your brother?
Come in the house. Inside. Where's your brother?
Mom, it's not late. Brush your teeth.
Yes, in the kitchen there. Get your butt in. Billy!
Mia, go home.
- Billy? - Here he is, Penny.
We're just feeding these here pussycats.
We're gonna feed these here pussycats, Mama.
You and these here pussycats keep your mama itchin'. Come on.
I gotta go to work. I'll be in to look after them.
Come on inside. Agnes, thanks for lookin' out for him.
That's my lover boy, that one is.
You know, you're spoilin' my kids rotten.-
And them cats.
Shush about my cats.
Wilbur, I'm sorry.
And he'll be on late at the bicycle shop all week.
I said, "Listen, I talked to the guys here at the office...
Here you go. Thank you.
...and they're real excited about this thing. We really think you got something.
You're beautiful. He's such a flirt.
I think you'll pretty much agree with this...
Julia!
...that the only way to make any...
I've been looking all over for you.
Not here.
Well, I think right here's just fine.
How about up here? I'm almost done.
Well, I got a couple of questions.
Now, all the pictures we got...
So? So?
Well, you've been up here for five months now.
What... Five months is not so long.
It is, Julia, when you're waiting for somebody.
You know, everybody thinks I'm crazy for letting you do this.
Letting me do this?
All right, all right, all right, I'm sorry.
John, I still have to be sure.
I never lived in a city before,
I don't wanna end up like my mother.
She never went anywhere and she never did anything.
Julia, you're not gonna end up like your mom.
Julia, you know, when you're not around me,
I don't care about anything.
There doesn't seem to be a reason to do anything at all.
Anyway, I...
What I really came here to tell you was that
I made a deal with the bank.
I got the loan.
You bought the Granger place?
Yes, 75 acres, it goes across the road.
That's 300 acres, Julia, and it's all ours.
Look, maybe I'm just makin' a fool of myself here, but...
I love you,
and always have.
It just seems to me that I deserve an answer.
Yes or no?
John.
It's just that I...
Please, if you love me, can't you wait?
Just a little while longer until...
No, Julia, I've waited. I've waited for years.
And I guess I got my answer.
♪ I'm just a lonely boy
♪ Lonely and blue
♪ I'm all alone
♪ With nothing to do
♪ I have got everything
♪ You could think of
♪ But all I want... ♪
Julia, table 53, come on.
Sorry.
Well?
Well, he left.
He's really mad.
Don't worry, honey.
Man drives all the way in from Vacaville just to see you, he's hooked.
You can reel him in anytime you want.
Danny, two Buds and a Pepsi.
Wanda, you're so full of it.
I love him.
I'm gonna lose him unless I do something right now.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Didn't you audition for the chorus last year?
Yeah. Yeah.
You're with the library?
Yes, that's right.
And, where have you sung before? Um...
Um, well, I haven't ever really sung professionally.
I've studied a lot.
Well, good luck. Thank you.
Harrison Winslow. He's our last one.
What did you sing for us last year?
I didn't actually sing. I was...
I was taken ill.
Let's get on with it.
Yes.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
I'm not gonna be your friend anymore. Well, that's fine.
Night-night. Sleep tight.
Your mama has got to go to work tonight.
Why do you always have to work in the nighttime?
Because I'm on the night switchboard.
I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm trying to get back on days.
But now, until then, you know Agnes is lookin' in on you, so...
No worries. Hugabug. Mr. Hugabug!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, come on. Hugabug. Mr. Hugabug!
Yeah. Yeah.
♪ Mr. Hugabug
♪ Hugabug
♪ Hugabug Bear
♪ If you try to find him
♪ Well, he won't be there
♪ But if you're feelin' blue
♪ And a little bit scared
♪ He'll be right beside you
♪ Mr. Hugabug Bear... ♪
Night-night, angel faces. Good night, Mama.
Good night. No worries.
Hey, Mr. Marco.
How was dinner?
Dinner was great, Milo.
You lousy, double-crossing son of a bitch.
We should never have swiped these.
You got paid.
You want your
Here.
What do you care? You got plenty of stamps now.
Let me give these back, okay?
Put 'em down. I'll tell you what.
I'm just gonna walk outta here.
That way, nobody has to get hurt,
if you catch my drift.
You lousy punk!
Okay.
You made your point.
No, that wasn't my point.
This is my point.
Hey!
Hey, you!
Where are you going now, smart guy?
It's a long way down. You got wings?
I see you again, you're a dead man!
You hear me? A dead man!
There's another one!
Frank... The baby's coming now.
Okay. It's coming now.
Okay. Just hold on.
Hold on, okay? Just hold on, we'll get there soon.
Hey, did you get 'em? Did you get my stamps?
Jesus, kid, what are you doin' here?
I told you I'd let you know.
Hey, look, squirt, what do you want from me, okay?
The guy, he pulls a.38, all right? I'm dodgin' bullets.
I'm lucky to get out alive.
Why'd you take 'em, anyway?
My grandpa gave me those.
Look, kid, life's tough, all right?
Sometimes you don't get what you want.
Mostly you don't get what you want.
Yeah? Well, you stink, mister.
You stink!
Stop!
Hey, pal, wait at the bus stop.
Why don't you take me to a bus stop and I'll wait there.
Come on.
♪ See the girl with the red dress on
♪ She can do the Birdland all night long
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ What'd I say
♪ All right
♪ Well, tell me what'd I say, yeah
♪ Tell me what'd I say right now
♪ Tell me what'd I say
♪ Tell me what'd I say right now
♪ Tell me what'd I say
♪ Tell me what'd I say, yeah
Can you drive any faster?
Um, honey, it's a Rambler.
♪ Baby, it's all right
♪ Baby, it's all right ♪
Okay...
God!
Frank, it's coming. Honey, you okay?
It's coming? Okay. It's coming!
Lie back, lie back.
God! You're gonna be fine.
I'm okay. You okay?
It looks like it, yeah.
Hey, come on. How can we be okay?
I don't know.
What?
No! What is it? What is it?
This can't happen to me. Dear God, my kids.
I have to see my kids!
It's a boy.
- Where are we? - Is this heaven?
- It can't be heaven, lady. - It's a '58 Rambler.
And there's a new baby.
There must be some mistake.
What are you two up to in there?
Thomas is just laughing at the wall again.
You should put some molasses in that bottle. That baby's bowels are stiff.
Where's your little bottle?
Milo, please. Ew, I hate it when you do that.
Hey, relax. Thomas likes it, don't you?
No, you don't.
No, I knew you didn't.
Honey, when do we eat? Hey, man.
As soon as it's ready, honey. Relax, okay, Papa?
I'm hoping to come back with all my parts in my new life.
That's weird, Milo.
Again? At least twice a week.
Hey, I know what the limit is, okay?
I just think we ought to test it once in a while. I mean...
I mean, they gotta let us get away from this little tyke sometime.
Could be worse.
At least we're with a good cookie boy like Thomas.
Cookie boy. You're a cookie boy.
Guess he's off to laugh at the kitchen now?
Buy him all these toys, he laughs at the walls.
Doesn't this whole setup ever bother any of you guys?
How long are we gonna be dragged around like this?
Doesn't happen to me. He starts moving, I follow him.
I'm not over there runnin' into walls.
I'm just trying to test the envelope.
You ought to test your IQ.
Hugabug.
What is that?
"Hug..." "Hugabug"?
Where'd he get that?
I don't know, I thought you taught it to him.
Hugabug.
- I've been wondering. - What is it, honey?
How come I'm the only kid I know who has invisible friends like you guys?
Um, that's a very good question, Thomas.
The Lord must have had some idea.
I wish he'd let us in on it.
When I see him, I'll ask him.
Hold up, Thomas. Hold on a second.
It's Miss Petersmann. Come on, baby, teach me something.
Yes.
No!
Damn! We should have him neutered.
And that is why we say
the battle of Gettysburg
was the most famous battle of the Civil War.
Any questions?
Yes, Thomas? You have something to add, no doubt.
Yes, ma'am. With enthusiasm.
I love it when he tells it Harrison's way, it's so much better.
Thank you, Julia.
The battle of Gettysburg.
The third day.
Pickets charge.
The air hung heavily
with the acrid smell of gunpowder
and the stench
of the dead.
Ew!
♪ Your own father
♪ Said give her up don't bother
♪ The world isn't coming to an end
♪ I'm gonna walk like a man, yeah
♪ Talk like a man, yeah
♪ Walk like a man, my son
♪ You know that no woman's worth
♪ Crawling on the earth
♪ So walk like a man, my son
♪ My son
♪ Down, down, down, down, down
♪ Down, down
♪ Down, down, down
♪ Down, down, down, down, down
♪ Down, down... ♪
Silver Bullet in the fourth?
Buzz off, kid. This is for grown-ups.
Go buy a soda. Next.
Hey, kid... Please, mister.
My dad said if I don't place this bet for him,
I shouldn't come home ever.
He'll give me an awful beating.
So, please take my money. Please. Okay?
Okay, okay.
I wanna win! I wanna win! Let's go, let's go!
He's coming! Here he comes! Go, go, go!
Yes! Yes!!
Does this little buckaroo know how to pick a winner or what?
Bam! Bam!
Go, go! Move!
Yes! Yes! That's how you move the ball.
That's how you move the ball. Five more yards!
That's exactly right. That's it.
It's so great.
- Right here, right here. - Listen to this, the leitmotiv.
It's beautiful.
Ooh, yeah, unbelievable.
Turn the page, Thomas. Turn the page.
Okay, fold that out for me.
Mounds of joy.
Hey, could we muzzle this Mario Lanza guy?
It's Franco Corelli, for God's sakes. You absorb nothing.
Whatever.
Hold that page a second.
My Billy is 11 years old today.
Wherever those kids are, I'm sure they're safe.
And happy.
I just wish I knew.
You still think about John, don't you?
Every day.
Sweetie.
Let's go get the guys.
Why don't you boys come up and see the sunset? It's...
Harrison.
What? What?
We're just listening to Franco Corelli.
The leitmotiv. Yeah.
Mr. Reilly? Yes.
Charles Polito, Child Welfare Department.
Neither of you bets on the horses?
No. No. I've never even been to a horse race.
You talk to anyone who knows me.
Well, your son has been seen at the track.
He's telling the story
that you'll give him a beating
if he doesn't place your bets.
How could you even think it?
We are not putting our son in some mental hospital.
Eva! No one is saying that.
Dr. Beecham is a child psychiatrist.
He's just gonna do some tests.
Tests? Therapy, tests, whatever it is!
Everyone says he needs help.
The guy from Child Welfare, his teacher.
That old battleaxe? She has no idea how to handle
a precocious child like Thomas.
Thomas has a very serious problem.
He blames everything on these imaginary people.
Damn it, I've been saying for years
we should get him proper care, and you know it.
Why? Because he has a vivid imagination?
Someone around here has gotta stop living in a fantasy world.
You can't continue that. You can't play his little games!
Not one of you knows what it's like to lose a child.
I lost three. I'm not losing Thomas.
Penny, look what's going on here. This is wrong.
Yeah, it's gotten way out of hand.
Maybe we were never supposed to talk to him
or even let him see us.
Hey, come on.
We can't just go invisible on the kid. It's stupid.
He's gonna hate us, I'm tellin' you.
Julia, we're his family.
No, we're not his family. We're...
I don't know what we are.
He's got a mother and a father.
We've gotta let them be his parents.
Leaving Thomas would be like dying all over again.
Penny,
I never had any children.
But for a little while with Thomas,
I got to feel like a father.
This isn't easy for any of us.
Now, just wait.
Now, if we're so bad for Thomas,
how come we're stuck to him? Tell me that.
We don't know, okay?
So, what?
What, we don't let him see us or hear us?
What, we never even talk to him?
We just... hang around?
Watch him? For the rest of his life?
What, like a bunch of ghosts?
That's gonna be hell.
Maybe that's what this is, Milo.
Well, I guess we better wake him up and say goodbye.
Wait!
Thomas. Thomas. Shh.
Sweetie, Thomas?
What?
What? Goodness, you are such a big boy.
We love you, Thomas.
I love you, too.
Thomas,
you know how we've always said we didn't know how long we were gonna be with you?
Yes.
Well, um...
It's time for you to be like other kids.
Just be with your mommy and your daddy.
Thomas, we feel the time has come for us to go away.
What? No!
Yeah, buddy.
It'll be a lot better for you. Honest.
We don't want to, Thomas, but we have to go.
No, please. I'll do anything you want.
I'll pretend you're not there, okay? It will be a secret.
We can't do that, sweetie. It doesn't work.
Don't cry. We're gonna be right here watchin' over you.
Just quietly.
You'll be okay, kiddo.
You'll grow up, you'll forget about us.
No, I won't. I won't!
So long, buckaroo.
Come back. Don't leave me.
Milo.
I'm so sorry, Thomas.
You said you were my special friends,
and special friends don't go away.
You're gonna find new friends.
You certainly will. You are a great guy.
I don't want new friends. I want you.
I just wish I could give you a big hug.
Julia. Goodbye, sweetie.
I love you. I love you.
Come back.
Goodbye, Thomas.
Please stay.
No. Harrison.
Thomas?
I am so proud of you.
Don't go.
Penny.
Thomas, no worries.
I need you.
Just come back. Come back.
Come back, don't go.
Don't go, come back.
Milo!
Julia! Harrison!
Julia!
Harrison!
Penny!
Milo!
"I have a nice pair of 100%-wool socks.
"I don't think they're gonna bother you."
I said, "You're telling me what's gonna bother me,
"what I'm gonna feel allergic to?"
So I ended up getting a dozen pairs...
Pairs.
25% nylon. Have I told you this before?
When Thomas was about 15.
Where are we, anyway? Stellar Aviation. Another bankruptcy.
Don't you ever pay attention?
I wonder why they always send Thomas to do this.
'Cause it doesn't seem to bother him. It does.
Stop it, would you? You're never gonna catch one.
Hey, look, I'm a man.
You're a dead man.
You bug my ass. You've been buggin' my ass since the early '70s.
This guy chose it. Hey, Patterson, how you doing?
Use the same damn parts if you got to, but get going.
Yes, sir.
Patterson, where you been?
What are you trying to do, Mr. Reilly?
What am I tryin' to do? I'm trying to contact you. I phoned, I faxed,
I messengered, I paged. You're very mysterious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So get to the point?
You're aware of the bankruptcy hearing on Monday?
Yes, of course I'm aware of it.
Okay. Well, I just dropped by to tell you that my bank and,
well, actually, the rest of your creditors
have decided to push for liquidation.
What?
Look, I'm not bankrupt, I'm just behind a little.
A little behind, $6,429,089.
We're gonna reorganize under Chapter 11.
So it's gonna take some time.
So you and the others,
you're just gonna have to wait for your money.
See, we have waited,
and we've watched you drain more money out of this company.
Think you can take me on, Reilly?
If you think you have a case for reorganization,
convince the judge.
How many more years of this?
When's he gonna retire?
It's amazing these things can get off the ground.
Look, Tim, I paid you 185 bucks to detail my car, and you know what I...
No. I'm seeing streaks, I'm seeing streaks on the windshield,
streaks on the dash. So I'm gonna bring it back in Saturday,
waste my weekend allowing you to explore your incompetence, all right?
By the way...
I hate that phone. He's always on it.
Saves him time.
Doesn't save him enough time to call his mother and his father, does it?
Yeah. Hi, it's Noelle.
What do you got for me? Staff meeting this afternoon,
and Anne called. She canceled your lunch at Postrio.
She did? Why?
She found this great new place. Nobody knows about it.
You should just meet her there.-
Here's the address.
I know this place.
I used to come here when I was a kid.
Isn't it beautiful?
But it isn't a restaurant, is it?
Nah, it's full of plants and flowers and stuff.
You know what?
I broke into this joint. Mid-'50s, Valentine's Day.
My girlfriend needed flowers.
At least it's not crowded here.
I hate it when people walk through me.
It depends on who it is.
That's another place where we're different, Milo.
I always considered it an invasion of my personal space.
Sorry I'm late, honey.
God, how did you get them to let you use this place?
They owe me.
Yeah, I did the PR for their fundraiser last year.
Stop it with your "What's she getting me into?" look.
Come on, Anne. You know, you're...
You're doing something here.
Yeah, lunch.
Well, it looks good.
Barbados.
Right. Very good.
Yeah, it was the closest I could come on my lunch break.
So, relax, eat.
Thank you.
I'm just trying to get us out of our routine.
Barbados?
Where they first met. Don't you remember anything?
I like this girl.
Much better than little Miss Look-At-My-Butt.
"Everybody, Thomas, look at my butt."
What about the other one with the legs?
I'm telling you,
this is the one.
You don't think she's getting fed up with him already, do you?
Just because we do the same thing over and over again doesn't, you know...
You call that routine?
Well, yeah, sure, anybody would.
I mean, so would my parents.
Speaking of my parents.
They're gonna be in town tomorrow night,
and we'd love you to stop by. I mean...
I mean, you know, it's no big deal. If you're around and...
Bingo, 30 seconds, he's out of here.
No. It's high time. He should meet her parents.
God. The parent moment, right?
Come on, Thomas, she's not gonna wait around forever.
Don't blow it.
Marry her, don't marry her.
Phone me when it's over.
Okay, the parent moment.
I don't have any problem with meeting your parents.
At some point.
"At some point"?
God, you know, listen to you.
Anytime things get remotely serious, you start...
I don't know, wiggling around.
I thought you liked it when I wiggled around.
God, where did I go wrong?
Guy likes to play the field, you know.
Takes after me.
A baboon in heat takes after you.
Julia, you're killing me.
You're killing me.
Yeah, I'm already dead. I forgot.
You guys.
It is time. Ooo!
"It's time, ooo"?
All right, all right, all right, I'm a little late.
I should have picked you up about 15 or 20 years ago,
but, you know, up there, time's a little relative.
Let's go, dead people.
Time to, you know, to go.
I'm taking you onwards.
I know you.
You're the bus driver.
Very good.
Now come on.
You're the idiot that got us all killed.
Yeah. You lousy bastard.
Because of you, I've spent the last 30 years
coolin' my heels with Mr. Excitement here.
I... I can't get a decent meal,
I can't get a smoke, and especially, I can't get laid.
You've turned me into a goddamn monk.
Hey, back off. I died in that crash, too.
We are so sorry.
Aren't you even gonna apologize for what you did?
Well, I'm doing penance.
I'm driving this bus around for the next 500 years.
Believe me, I'm sorry.
And it's not like they gave me the opportunities that you got.
Opportunities? Yeah.
For what?
We know we're not dead.
We know we're not alive.
We know we're not there.
For that matter, we're not here. We're...
What?
What? What? What? What is this?
What am I, in The Twilight Zone here?
I'm talking about the opportunity to resolve your lives.
You do...
You know, you get to do the one thing you would've done before you died.
Except you didn't get to do it on account of some guy
unintentionally cut your lives a little short.
We haven't done anything.
We haven't resolved anything.
You're joking.
I mean, you were told about this?
The angel, he came down, he explained it to you?
Hold it, hold it.
All right. Hold it, hold it.
All right, back off, back off. All right, all right! Okay, okay.
I mean, you've been
hanging around in Limboville here since the '50s,
just wondering what gives?
Well, you see, what you're supposed to have done
is to take care of the one thing
that would've made your lives complete.
You know, I mean, I'm not talking about making a million dollars,
or shacking up with some pin-up girl or something. I mean...
Shackin' up with some pin-up girl doesn't...
Shut up.
Well, how in the world are we supposed to do that? We're spirits.
Yeah, we can't make a phone call, we can't...
Punch some bus driver in the chops.
Your corporeal being.
You're supposed to use him as a vehicle.
And if he won't do it, you enter his body and you make him do it.
Enter his body?
We can take him over?
Well, that would've been helpful to know.
I knew there was a reason for all of this.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
It's all part of the grand scheme of things.
Which is worth diddly if someone doesn't get his halo down here
and tell you what's going on.
Thank God.
I thought we were gonna be stuck here forever.
This is great. My kids. I can find out about my kids.
No. No, no. No, no, no.
Wait a second now. It's too late now.
I mean, I got the bus. It's right here.
What? You can't take us now.
Now that we know?
I gotta take you now. I mean, it's time.
And, you know, there are new babies on the way,
and you guys are my responsibility.
It's your fault we're here. I mean...
Don't you have a conscience?
Everybody gets cancellations.
Not everybody.
Come on. Come on.
Think of your guilt. Just a little while longer.
Yeah, reschedule.
Think about your guilt.
All right. Maybe... Maybe I can hold off
until each one of you is actually needed.
Would you? You would.
I would, but it's not gonna be long, I'm warning you.
I can't believe I'm even doing this.
It's crazy.
You know, I'm sticking my neck out here,
and when I come back for you, you better be ready.
- I got first dibs on him. - No, you don't.
Hey, Thomas. Thomas.
Hey, man. Remember me? It's Milo.
We've missed you. After all this time... Long time no see?
...the greatest times of my life.
Long time, still no see.
You're not doing it right. Let me try.
That's exactly what I'm saying
is that, you know, when we met, you had this
spark. Sure.
Spark? What is she talking about?
I'm just trying to bring that back.
Thomas, can you hear us? Okay.
I'll meet your parents tomorrow night.
We're screwed.
The guy's brain-dead.
Are you concentrating like we used to? Yes, I'm concentrating.
We don't just scream at him.
Thomas! Hey, wake up! Milo! Milo!
Milo, Milo, stop it. Sit down. Shh!
You can't just yell at him. God.
Come on, we have to concentrate together like we used to.
It's a lot easier to disappear than to appear.
Sing Walk Like A Man.
- Walk Like A Man? - Good idea.
Concentrate.
Okay. Okay. Okay, concentrate.
♪ Walk like a man
♪ Talk like a man
♪ Walk like a man, my son
♪ No woman's worth
♪ Crawling on the earth So walk like... ♪
This isn't working.
Thomas! Thomas!
Thomas, it's me.
It's Milo.
It's not about the radio. It's me!
Contact.
Hope he doesn't take this badly.
You yelled at him in a moving car.
I did not yell! I was just a bit loud.
You did. You always yell everything.
It wasn't even my idea, okay? It was Penny's.
She was the one going...
Don't try to blame me, boy.
Well, how long's he gonna be out?
What do I look like, an anesthesiologist?
I mean, we've lost a whole night already.
Shh!
My car.
What happened to my car?
Thomas?
He may be a tad upset.
Thomas?
Sweetie pie, can you hear us?
We're so sorry, Thomas.
Don't worry, you're gonna be okay.
Okay, what have they got me on?
How are you?
You just cracked a couple of ribs, but you're gonna be okay.
My God.
Thomas, it's been a very long time.
We hope you haven't forgotten us.
We really need your help, Tom.
God, they're back.
He remembers us.
The hallucinations are back.
I never thought of us as hallucinations.
Wait. Me, neither. Where's he going?
Thomas? Where are you going?
Bathroom down here? We finally figured out what we're supposed to do.
You're supposed to stay deep, deep in my subconscious.
- Don't run away from us. - Don't jabber at him.
I haven't talked to him in so long.
He's ignoring us. He's completely ignoring us.
Pretending he don't know us.
- Straitjacket city. - La, la, la...
- Thomas, you're not crazy. - We're real, in our way.
Hi, guys.
He's a lucky one. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
He gets visitors. I never get visitors. Yeah.
Hi.
No, not today. I'm off medication.
Look, this is gonna sound crazy.
Do you see any other people with me?
No.
Nobody.
Besides those four.
Do you really see them?
Yes.
What do they look like?
There's a gentleman in a brown hat,
a nice-looking black lady,
a blonde lady with a pink doily,
and a young buck in a leather jacket.
I'm available.
And the naked guy with the nose ring.
No, there's no naked guy...
I know that.
You double-check me, I double-check you.
You're lucky.
Well, the ones I see aren't real.
The ones I see come to me in the daytime
and sometimes they stay around.
Like other planets. The stuff they said.
I mean, people from other places, well, things from other places.
- You don't know which... - You're real.
We've always thought so.
Yeah. I mean, we can't do much.
We can't do much.
No.
See, I thought that I had these serious emotional problems.
And so, I convinced myself that I'd made you up.
No, no. No, sweetie, no.
We've been here right beside you all the time, Thomas.
We were supposed to have you help finish things for us,
things we needed to do.
This is so amazing.
Isn't it wonderful, Thomas?
I mean, the way the pieces all fit, you and us, I mean...
What on Earth makes you think I would do anything to help you?
Thomas Kenneth Reilly, you get back here!
I told you, I told you.
Don't leave him, he's gonna be mad.
Whoa!
I'm real sorry. Really.
You have insurance, though, right?
You may not ride in the car.
You drive too fast, anyway.
Look, I said I was sorry, and I have a name, you know.
I am not going to run all over the place
trying to fix things that you should have fixed years ago.
Find some other little kid and screw up his life.
Sorry, Cosmo, but we're stuck to you like glue.
Where do you get off being so pissed?
We had great times together.
That's true. I mean, you did things with us
no other kid ever got to do.
Yeah, right. And then you left me. You left me all alone.
No, we didn't leave you.
Yeah, well, you disappeared when I was seven years old.
We felt we had to, Thomas.
God, I've had no privacy.
You've been with me on my dates. But we didn't look.
- Yes, we did. - Well, once.
I was in therapy for years
trying to figure out what the hell happened to me.
We know. We were there.
I got more out of it than you did.
You got something out of his therapy?
That whole self-esteem thing? I really got in touch...
Excuse me, could you not speak for like an hour?
I have a life to lead here.
Is that what you call it?
Do me a favor,
fade out again.
He's not that happy to see us.
So, let's table that until next week
and give Jim a chance to analyze the prospectus.
Now, Thomas...
We're gonna be with you forever unless you help us!
Thomas. He's speaking to you!
Yeah?
Where are we with Stellar Aviation?
Are we still going for liquidation?
Yeah, well, if we want to get our money back, yes.
I was actually just going over the figures that I gave to the judge...
The last quarter alone, Stellar lost $3 million.
These clowns are going down fast.
No. I can't believe he won't help us.
You know, the bus driver said
we could just take over his body.
Without his permission?
That's fairly aggressive.
Can we do that? Let's find out.
The judge is very much with us on this one. He's a reasonable man.
He's the same guy we used on the Mackenzie liquidation. Okay, here goes.
He realizes that the longer we delay...
the worse it is for us
and our...
creditors.
But enough about them.
God, it feels so good.
You know, Mitchell,
for an older man, you really are quite attractive.
Thomas...
I'm sorry.
You know...
Eleven men and only one woman?
I think we can do a little better than that.
Don't you, Jim?
Jesus, Thomas, what is this?
It works. It's nothing.
We're still going to the game on Saturday, right? It feels really weird.
Look, you, this is my livelihood.
You can't do this.
Thomas, you look so cute when you get mad.
This is my livelihood! Thomas!
What is going on?
I'm just... I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Look, this is all very illuminating, all this business mumbo jumbo,
but, basically, who gives a shit...
when there's a beautiful dish like you in the room?
You know how long it's been since I've had sex?
Reportedly, I'm quite a master.
I'll tell you what, I'll give you a preview.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be back in a minute for you.
Get out of my body!
It's just the beginning, pal.
Myself, now I don't run into walls. It hurts.
Listen, you jerk,
you know that happens to be the Vice President of Corporate Finance
you were coming on to in there!
Yeah? Well, you better help us.
Frankly, Thomas, you deserved it.
What? You're not gonna bully me into this.
You're not gonna push me into anything.
Yeah? I think it's time to go tell your boss what you really think of him.
How about that?
Maybe I'll take your car for a spin. Yeah.
I didn't know you knew how to drive.
I'll take a shot at it.
Now, listen, listen. Okay, okay? All right.
We're gonna work something out.
I am in such trouble. I have no idea how to explain what just happened in there.
You were in a car accident.
The doctors mistakenly prescribed morphine and Percodan,
causing temporary hallucinations.
Percodan and morphine, right.
Could that happen? I have no idea.
Turn the page. Turn the page. Okay.
So this guy takes you to heaven on a bus?
A bus. Go figure.
Marco. Here he is.
Here he is. That's odd, isn't it?
The bastard's still alive, still living at the same address.
Okay, let's go.
"Let's go"? Wait, wait! Come on, let's go.
What? Where? When?
You know, what are you getting me into here?
Okay.
I stole a lot of things in my life.
But just from rich people, you know.
But this one time, I, um...
I went too far. I...
I was doing a job for this guy,
and, he wanted to buy these stamps
from a 10-year-old kid.
Stamps?
This is about postage stamps? That's great.
Excuse me, the 1930 Airmail Zeppelin stamp, full sheet.
It's gotta be worth today...
$100,000.
See? So?
So, um, anyway...
The kid won't sell 'em, no way, so, the guy has me go back...
and steal 'em.
Lowest thing I ever did.
Once I gave them back, I was gonna go straight, but...
Next thing I know, I'm dead.
I'm a bad guy forever.
Let's go.
He's coming back.
He looks happy.
I found them. He's still got 'em. Let's go. Yes!
I can't do it. I'm sorry.
You know what this is? This is grand larceny.
No, it's not. It's breaking and entering.
It's 90 days to a year, max.
Milo, you understand, if you get caught, Thomas goes to jail.
Well, we're not gonna get caught, okay?
I'm a professional. All right?
Now, Marco's upstairs taking a shower. That gives us five minutes.
We're in, we're out. Piece of cake. Let's go.
No, I'm... God, you know,
this happened 33 years ago. Does it even matter now?
Thomas, I gotta set it right.
Okay?
You don't get it?
It matters to me.
Okay, but if I'm gonna let you in my body, you have to behave.
I will. Okay.
And be careful.
Okay. Okay.
I will. Behave. Okay.
Thomas, I want your body.
It's not funny.
Just get in and get it over with.
Where's that little kid I had so much fun with?
Where did he go?
God, the man's tense, you know what I mean?
Okay, where's that stuff you...
I forgot, I'm him.
Let's go.
Let me go.
Okay, come on.
Piece of cake? I'm a piece of dog food.
We're okay.
Hey, shut up, you little chihuahua.
- Thomas! - Hey, hey, hey!
What the hell?
Who the hell do you think you are?
Hey, hey, watch out. Watch out!
Not this time, Marco.
Who are you?
It's Milo. Remember me?
Milo?
No, that guy's dead.
Well, not at the moment.
Milo.
Stealing from a kid? You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
There was a house. You know, it had a house here.
Is this the way professionals do it?
Because I have never met a professional
who has fouled up this big.
Hey. You didn't see a dog.
You didn't check for a dog!
Don't yell at a man on a ledge.
Come on, don't get so upset. I'll just do...
a little...
acrobatic type thing. Acrobatic type thing?
Milo, what do you think you're doing?
Milo, he's not a Flying Wallenda!
Here, you wanna take over, Harrison?
I hope you know what you're doing.
That's not your body you're messing with.
No problem.
I'm okay.
I got it. I got it.
Hey, what'd I tell you? I'm a professional.
You gotta be...
And not a bruise on him.
Mostly.
You're lucky you're already dead.
You're impulsive and you don't think, Milo.
Thomas could've been killed, Milo.
Right, Milo, let's not kill me until everyone else has had a chance.
We got the stamps. We didn't get caught. What's the big deal?
Excuse me, sir?
Is there a problem, Officer?
I'd say so.
Doesn't seem to be your day.
You're parked next to a fire hydrant.
Is that all?
Well, it would be, except for the $2,600 you have
in outstanding parking tickets.
You see? You get in trouble without me, too.
Shut up. What?
Milo, if it weren't for you,
I would never have gotten to ride on one of these things.
You see? Something good comes out of everything.
That's $2,600 for the tickets.
Now, with interest and penalty fees that comes to $3,228.
In this economy?
Just say, "Thank you, Sergeant."
Thank you, Sergeant.
And thank you for shopping with us.
So far, so good?
Shut up. I'm out $3,000.
Put it on my tab, okay, Tommy?
Tab? What tab?
By the way, don't call me Tommy. You are not my friends!
It's exactly that attitude that alienates people.
Anne! I forgot about Anne.
I'm suppose to meet her parents.
Is it just me or does it bother anyone else that this is a one-way street?
...he gets so busy.
He never knows what his schedule's gonna be.
They really rely on him at work.
Don't you worry about it, darling.
Maybe we'll meet him tomorrow.
Bye.
Yeah, he really wants to meet you.
Bye-bye, sweetie. Bye.
You know, it must've been some kind of emergency at work.
Those bankruptcies
can be really unpredictable.
Relax, honey.
We'll give him another chance,
then we'll kill him.
You jerk!
So, great, how long is this gonna take?
Hey. I happen to care about this woman. Okay?
Do you mind if I keep one thing in my life on track?
Okay, okay.
Anne!
Hi. I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry. Don't be sorry.
You're angry. I can tell you're angry I was angry.
I've been through concern, worry, annoyance.
Where are you now?
I'm fine.
Yeah, I had a great time with my parents.
You could have called. I know, I should have called.
I'm sorry, I didn't... I mean, Thomas, let's just face it, okay?
I mean, we get along okay,
but things are just not going...
What do you mean... Wait. What do you mean, "okay"?
I think there's more here than just okay.
I mean, for me, you know...
Things aren't going anywhere.
I mean, our relationship is not proceeding along normal lines.
What is that supposed to mean?
Well, when normal people get involved,
they just naturally take a natural course.
Yeah, it's like your keys.
My keys?
Yes. I don't even have the keys to your apartment.
Okay, you want my keys.
No. No, it's a symbol.
A symbol of a relationship that is going somewhere.
Are you listening? Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm here, I'm here.
We meet, we are attracted,
we trade keys, and you meet my parents.
I'm aware of the significance of parent-meeting, okay?
You think that I haven't screwed up enough relationships to know that?
I want to meet your parents.
You do?
Well, they have tickets to a concert tomorrow night.
Great. No way. We can't.
Thomas, we really need you.
I can't do it tomorrow night.
I know.
Aw, Jesus. Anne, please.
Things are really complicated for me.
At work.
Okay? There are these people in town.
These four very pushy and annoying people, okay,
from this damn bankruptcy.
And... But I swear to God I wanna meet your parents.
I'll walk to San Diego on my knees to meet them.
On your knees? Yes.
In a new suit, I hope?
Yes, in a new suit.
I mean, you have no idea. They're... You know.
I'm still mad.
I know, and you have every right to be.
Good night. I'll call you.
Good night. Night.
I like her.
She's strong without being pushy.
I like her, too, but I gotta return these stamps.
- I mean... - I'm sorry.
Very nice. Yes.
Let's go. I'll be very brief.
Okay, now, you stay in bed.
God, I hope it's the right guy.
Milo, how many Duane Dortmuellers could there be?
Yeah?
It's him.
Look down. Look down, for God's sakes!
What...
Honey!
Look at this! It's the stamps!
I did it.
That was great.
Wasn't that great? I'd say,
that was great.
- That was great. - He looked so happy.
This is gonna work. We can do this.
You did a good thing. Smile. You remember smiling?
Open your lips, show your teeth.
♪ Walk like a man
♪ Bye-aye, baby
♪ I don't mean maybe
♪ Gonna get along somehow
♪ Soon you'll be cryin'
♪ On account of all your lyin'
♪ But, yeah, just look who's laughing now
♪ I'm gonna ♪ Walk like a man
♪ Yeah ♪ Fast as I can
♪ Yeah ♪ Walk like a man from you
♪ I'll tell the world forget about it, girl
♪ And walk like a man from you ♪
My God.
I need one of you now.
Hello?
Guess we're thinking about me?
Hey.
We had fun?
Yeah.
Bugging you's what kept me going all these years.
You're the best mom I ever knew, Penny.
You go find your kids, okay?
Milo.
Try not to...
What?
All of the above.
Hope you meet a good-looking angel up there.
Go get 'em, buddy.
Good luck, you know.
I mean... Whatever. This is strange.
I know.
Listen.
Listen to this.
Now, why don't you come back, you know, when we're all done,
and then you could take us all at once, you know?
Save you a lot of mileage.
Hey, look, pal.
I bought you every second I could,
but a new life's being created and it needs a soul now.
You try to be a nice guy.
I'll be back for you guys soon.
Hey, buckaroo.
You really came through for me back there.
That meant a lot to me.
Hey, Milo. What?
So who's next?
"Who's next"?
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I know that I'm in the minority,
being the only living person here,
but I do have a life
and I have a job that I occasionally go to.
Thomas Reilly.
All right. I'll cancel the morning.
Tom. I'll cancel the day.
I'm... I'm not really comfortable...
Will you stop making excuses?
There are plenty of places to sing.
There's jazz clubs, those karaoke things.
Shoot, we could crash a wedding.
Julia, at 7:30 in the morning,
the only people singing are drunk.
All right. So, look. So we'll postpone the singing, all right?
So what about you two? Penny, Julia?
John's farm's a couple hours' drive.
Let's try and find Penny's kids.
It's okay? Yeah.
Yeah? Okay, let's go for it.
Nothing could be harder than getting those damn stamps.
Adoption records from the 1950s are sealed.
Even the adopted children themselves
need a court order to open them,
if they're lucky.
A court order, how long does that take?
Too long.
Plus a month.
Do you live around here? Who are you, the man?
No. I'm not a cop.
I'm trying to help this lady find her kids.
What lady? That lady?
Yeah. Right over there. She's...
She lived here in the '50s. Her name is...
Boy! This is something.
A bunch of people that don't exist,
looking for children that don't exist.
We'll never find her kids.
Here she comes.
It's no use.
Nobody around here will ever remember me or my children.
Penny, come on. We just started.
We'll try a couple of other places.
Was there a store you went to a lot?
Because, if so, we could go by, we could ask there.
Or church? Did you go to church?
Could she still be alive?
I know where the girls are.
Where? They sent me birthday cards for a while.
What sweet children.
Yes, they are. Especially Diane. She's so thoughtful.
Where?
They sent them to Sacramento.
There was a nice family there.
Name of...
Timmer... Timmerson. That's it, Timmerson. Timmerson.
Little Billy, though,
I lost track of him.
They put him in a foster home.
And then they kept moving him around.
Thomas, what are we gonna do about Billy?
Those girls might know where he is, though.
Honk, honk, honk at him!
I don't believe this damn traffic.
Where are they all going?
- Don't worry, Penny. - It's gonna be okay.
We're gonna get there. This is silly. This is silly.
We can't drive two hours to Sacramento.
It's not fair to you. It's not fair to Harrison.
Now, don't worry about me. I'm perfectly happy to go last.
In fact, I've always wanted to see Sacramento.
I can't believe you're trying to wiggle out of it.
You're wiggling out of it.
Talk about your last chance.
What do you mean? John's farm is on the way, isn't it?
I've always wanted to see John's farm.
Wait a minute. Thomas.
Thomas, find someplace to pull over. Come on, pull over.
Look where these people are going.
- I don't wanna be here. - I really don't feel that well.
I think I have a cold coming on. A flu, actually.
Stop complaining.
Nah. They're sold out.
That's it, let's go. Will you stop it?
They're sold out. We can't get in.
He's right. We gotta find another place.
No, we don't.
You just need a little help.
No, no, no. Do it.
No, don't look at me like that. Do it.
Come on. Come on. No.
May I please? God.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
It's sold out!
Excuse me. If you're gonna be back here, you have to have a pass.
A pass?
A pass.
I'm gonna pass some information onto you.
These bozos outside got their trucks blocking my car in.
My Rolls Royce.
What're you talking about? Where did you park?
Where do you think... Are you listening to me?
I just said I parked between your trucks. That's why I can't move.
Don't you give me attitude. I'm a mother.
No, I mean, I'm a...
I'm a doctor. I'm a surgeon.
I come down here as a favor to Mr. King.
You see, his hands are insured for a million dollars.
Now, the insurance company's not gonna let him walk out on stage
until they had him checked out by me.
Meanwhile, I got a medical emergency downtown,
but I can't get my damn car out!
Sir, just calm down.
Calm down? I am calm. You want me to get loud?
I will get loud. I will get loud!
No, no, no! I... If you want me to get loud.
...You get that manager right now
and get his butt down here and I might calm down.
Fine. I'll take you to him.
I'm not going anywhere. You bring him to me. I'm a doctor.
I'll be right back.
Not bad.
Drama class, City College.
You got us in.
Harrison, take it away.
What?
You expect me to get up in front of all those people?
They don't wanna see me.
They can't see you.
Yeah, but I can see them.
Penny, what exactly is your plan?
My plan was to get you in here.
You're in here, now you two get out there and sing!
The second I walk out there, they're gonna grab me.
Exactly, we should be in Sacramento.
Thomas, you gotta make him do it.
It's very important to him... No.
...whether he admits it or not.
It's not that important.
What? No! No! No!
Ooh, no!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Please rise for our national anthem.
Dear God, Thomas, that's an incredibly difficult piece.
Perfect. Sing it right, and they're gonna know you're good.
They bought it.
You're on. Okay, Harrison, I'm all yours.
I can't even remember the words.
Get your butt in there.
Come on, man.
Came to see B.B. King.
- What's going on? - Come on, man!
Let's go!
I can't. I can't.
What are you doing?
Look at me. I'm not even alive and I'm perspiring.
You better not do this, Harrison.
Listen. This is it.
Who came up with this ridiculous concept, anyway?
Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke?
What if I fail?
And I will, I'll fail. I'm telling you, I always fail.
Then my whole life will be a complete failure.
No offense, Harrison, but you died a failure because you never tried.
♪ Say, can you see
♪ By the dawn's early light
♪ What...
"What so proudly we hailed."
♪ What so proudly we hailed
♪ At the twilight's last gleaming
♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars
♪ Through the perilous fight
♪ O'er the ramparts we watched
♪ Were so gallantly streaming
♪ And the rocket's red glare
♪ The bombs bursting in air
♪ Gave proof through the night
♪ That our flag was still there
♪ Say, does that star-spangled banner
♪ Yet wave
♪ O'er the land...
♪ Of the free
♪ And the home
♪ Of the brave
Harrison, you did it!
Bravo! Bravo, Harrison!
Thank you, Thomas.
Thank you for believing in me.
I'm going on tour, you know.
♪ Thrill is gone
♪ The thrill is gone away
♪ The thrill is gone, baby
♪ The thrill is gone away
♪ You done me wrong, baby... ♪
Don't get him mad, just be really, really nice, Thomas.
We have to get out of here fast.
Welcome back, Mr. Reilly.
How's showbiz?
I assure you, Sergeant. I'm not drunk, I'm not on drugs.
Your blood test shows that.
So what is wrong with you?
It was just somethin' I had to do.
Well, I'm going to assume
that you've gotten whatever it is out of your system.
Yeah.
I'm gonna release you.
Thank you, Sergeant. It's the last you'll see of me.
Bail is set at $300.
All right. But can I get something to eat?
It has to be to go. Yes.
God! Thomas.
Anne!
Hi. God, what a night. God.
How did you know I was here? I saw you get arrested.
Yes, I was at the concert with my mother and...
Father.
This is really unfair. I mean, how could you do that to me?
Baby. Don't call me baby.
I mean, I have hung in there with you for really a long time.
I know.
And you lied to me. I'm sorry.
You said you had to go to work.
You didn't say that you had to go sing the national anthem
and get arrested! But I didn't know I was gonna do that.
It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing?
Yeah.
I mean, actually... Actually, it was.
And how come I don't even know you can sing like that?
You keep that a secret?
Because... Because...
Because I don't do it very often. That's why.
Was it okay?
Yeah, it was good. It was really good.
You know, it's like you're leading a double life.
Banker, lunatic performance artist.
Damn it.
Anne, are you gonna let me explain?
Yes. Explain. I'm ready.
Well, that just about clears it up for me.
Anne, come on.
God, I feel like such a jerk. Sweetheart!
Come on, you're acting like this is Days Of Our Lives.
Thomas, do not argue with a woman in this condition.
Just apologize.
Goodbye, Thomas. Anne, I'm sorry. I apologize.
Yeah, just do this to me.
Go away.
Run away. Anne.
Let's be grown-ups.
Anne?
Shit!
You let her go. I did not let her go.
You did.
What am I supposed to do? Like, jump in front of the car?
You guys are a lot of help. Come on.
Maybe you should call her.
Yeah, we think you should call her. No.
You'd feel better. She'd feel better.
Enough!
Have we forgotten your basic problem here?
We gotta keep moving.
Boy. Bad sound.
That's all right. I'll be quick.
I'll just give him the rest of my money.
Mr. Reilly, is it something genetic with you?
Tell me you're not insured, Mr. Reilly,
and you'll be 3-3.
No, I'm heavily insured, I promise you.
Ouch! Aah!
Penny, I'll tell him to take me.
No, no. Maybe he'll take me.
I should go. I am so sorry.
All right, you're sorry.
Can we get on with this, please? Yeah.
She wants you.
It's all right, sweetheart.
Look, I really gotta go.
Can I give you my license and insurance?
♪ Hugabug bear
Just take 'em. You can mail 'em to me.
♪ When you try and find him
♪ Well, he won't be there
♪ But when you're feeling blue
♪ And a little bit scared
Thomas, that's...
That's the song.
That's the song you used to sing to Thomas.
I remember.
Remember what? I made that up.
I used to sing it to my kids before I put 'em to bed.
They loved it. Especially Billy.
♪ And a little bit scared
♪ He'll be right beside you
♪ Mr. Hugabug Bear ♪
Why?
Wait. But wait a minute. We had a deal, all right?
Now, come on... Give her a minute.
What is the matter with him?
I have only myself to blame.
I put him back out on the street.
Ask him. Ask him if he's Billy.
Are you... Billy?
I mean... Is your name Billy? Is your first name?
To my friends.
Ask him, Thomas. Ask him if he was adopted.
Sergeant Barclay, I was just wondering if you ever might've happen to maybe be adopted?
Look here, man, if you don't shut up
I'm gonna take you back inside.
He was! You can tell, Thomas. You can tell.
Look, I know that I sound absolutely nuts,
but was your mother's name Penny Washington?
Billy!
This is my...
This is...
All right now. What is this about?
You've got two older sisters, right? Shirley and...
Diane! He's so big! ...Diane. Am I right?
He's a cop. Who are you?
Is this some sort of sick joke?
Did I lock your brother up or something?
Do you know where your sisters are? No.
I do. That's ridiculous.
I've tried to find my sisters for the last 20 years.
The records are sealed, even for a cop.
Okay, all right. But do you remember this lady?
This lady with a million cats. Her name is Agnes Miller.
She still lives in your old neighborhood.
Cats...
I do remember a lady with cats.
I know you remember Agnes. Go call her.
Her name's Agnes Miller.
Then call a family named Timmerson in Sacramento.
I swear to God, that's where your sisters grew up.
How can you possibly know any of this?
- This is my grandbaby! - Because I...
My goodness! Look at her.
Julia, she's so cute.
She's adorable. That's his wife. Come here.
This is...
No, I don't want involvement.
No, please. No, really. I'm gonna...
Just come on, we...
Anyway, your mother and my mother
wound up in the same emergency room, right?
My parents told me that before she died,
she was talking about her kids,
and all she wanted in the world
was just to make sure that her kids were all right.
And she sang that song.
I guess she must have been delirious by then.
But my mom taught it to me.
So when I heard you singing it I just knew.
Your mother loved you very much.
She would have been real proud of you.
Thomas, I have to do this. No.
I never left you.
Can you just get off of me? Yeah, I'm sorry, that was...
It's an emotional time for us all.
I'm gonna check this out, Reilly.
And if it isn't true... It's true.
Believe me, it's true.
Come on, sweetheart.
He's such a cop. "I'm gonna check this out, Reilly."
That was really humiliating.
Okay, I'm ready. Finally.
Good-bye, darling.
You take care.
I'll remember you, Julia.
I'm really gonna miss you.
I'm saying good-bye to both my sons.
Thomas, don't work too hard. Okay.
And it's okay to be a good guy.
Pay more attention to what you're eating.
Julia, hi to John.
You stop driving so fast
and call your mother once in a while.
I love you guys.
Hit it.
Think it's okay?
Yeah. It's good.
He'll believe it?
Come on, he's gotta recognize your handwriting.
Let's go.
All right. Here's what we'll do.
I'll tell him that after the bus accident,
your stuff got mixed up with my mom's stuff at the hospital,
and I just happened to find this letter.
What? He'll buy it.
I'll be convincing.
Shit.
They're trying to lose me?
Come on.
I do you a favor, you run from me like rabbits.
Five minutes, okay?
Just give us five minutes. No.
It's time now. It's time on the big clock.
You take her over my dead body.
I got the bus right here. I don't care. Come on.
Don't threaten me. We're talking about right and wrong here!
Right and wrong! Look, look.
You watch it, mortal.
I can't believe you. You've got eternity on your hands,
she's asking for five lousy minutes. Come on.
Look... I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe
you can't find five minutes.
I don't have the authority.
Authority for what? I can't just change everything.
I mean, how do you think I can do that? Be creative.
Stall.
Stall?
Stall Him?
What?
He's probably got a wife and kids. I don't wanna...
I don't wanna cause a problem.
Come on. He'd still wanna know that you cared about him.
He'd wanna know that you loved him.
What if he's forgotten all about me?
Julia, no one could forget about you.
Can I help you?
My name's Thomas Reilly and I have a personal letter for John McBride.
Well. I bought this place from him seven years ago.
Do you know where he is now?
Sorry to have to say it,
but he died soon after he sold it to me.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah. I'm sure about that. He wasn't well...
I guess things were kind of rough on him.
This place was kind of falling apart when I got it.
Anyway, he moved down to San Leandro
and rented a little apartment.
Well, that's where they found him.
I...
Thanks.
Sorry.
The rotor. Maybe it's the rotor.
Hey!
What is this crap?
I beg your pardon?
It didn't work.
She can't fix anything!
Go on. It always works.
- No! - I mean, sure, you know...
It might seem like these things are going down to the wire...
Wrong! ...but they always work out.
The guy's dead, all right?
He's been dead for seven years!
But... That can't be.
What do you mean, that can't be?
No... Or you know what?
Or he had to be the wrong guy.
No, it's not the wrong guy.
It's not the wrong guy, you idiot.
How can it be the wrong guy? I don't know.
Thomas.
It's you.
What's me?
You and Anne.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Meaning?
I made the same mistake with John
that you're making with Anne.
I pushed him away, I kept him at arm's length, and finally, he just left.
Only, you've got the chance to fix it.
- No. See, Julia... - This isn't about me.
Yes, it is.
I've watched you all these years.
You know how painful it's been to know who you really are,
and watch you keep it hidden from people?
I don't hide. I protect myself. I'm cautious.
You're so afraid of being hurt,
you're gonna end up all alone.
It doesn't matter if she says yes or no.
Don't let her go without telling her how you really feel.
Promise me you're gonna go to her.
Promise me you're gonna live the life that I didn't get to live.
I promise.
Good.
I like that.
It has unity.
I can go now.
I wish I could just give you a big hug.
Wow.
Thanks.
I'll be back for you.
In 50, 60 years.
I was afraid you weren't gonna come.
Well, I wasn't going to,
but it was hard to ignore the three phone messages,
the fax, telegram, homing pigeon.
I... I got you this.
I've loved people before and they went away.
So a long time ago,
I made a decision that I wasn't gonna need anyone anymore.
I wasted most of my life that way.
And I know I'm late and I know I don't deserve it.
I need you.
And I love you.
I love you.