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A new school year, Blanche. A new era.
If the Russians can put a man in space,
just imagine what our young American minds can do at Rydell.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, this is going to be a wonderful year, Blanche.
- Oh, wonderful. - (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (CRASHING) - Oh!
- Miss McGee! - Blanche!
Spendin' my vacation in the summer sun
Gettin' lots of action and lots of fun
Scorin' like a bandit till the bubble burst
Suddenly it got to be September 1st
Woe is me
All summer long I was happy and free
Save my soul
The board of education took away my parole
I gotta go back, back Back to school again
You won't find me till the clock strikes 3:00
I'm gonna be there till then
I gotta go back, back Back to school again
Whoa, whoa, I gotta go Back to school again
She's late again.
Personally, I think that being late demonstrates
terrible leadership qualities.
Well, I'm not waiting anymore.
- Here she is. - Well!
We're gonna be late. Let's go.
Geometry and History is just a pain
Biology and Chemistry destroys my brain
Well, don't they know that I deserve a better fate?
I'm really much too young to matriculate
Well, Mama, please
Your child's come down with a fatal disease
Mama said, "Come on, you lazy bum and get your butt out of bed
"You gotta go back, back Back to school again
"It's bye-bye, fun Get your homework done
"It better be in by 10:00"
I gotta go back, back Back to school again
Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
Back to school again
- Senior year, the home stretch. - (CHUCKLES)
My old man wants me to go to junior college after grad.
- Yeah? Nerd junior college. - Hey, what are you gonna do, Johnny?
Sleep.
Nah. I mean, what are you gonna be when you grow up?
- A burden on society. - (LAUGHING)
- Hello, Miss Mason. - Oh, hello, girls.
Ready for a great new year?
- BOTH: Mmm-hmm. - I love your hair, Miss Mason.
Oh, thanks.
BOTH: All 300 pounds of it. (SNICKERING)
- Hello, boys. - BOYS: Good morning, Miss Mason.
I would really love to see all of you in Music Appreciation this year, okay?
I'd like to see all of you in Music Appreciation this year.
(CHUCKLES)
You just might.
I think I'm in love.
Oh, my hair.
- Excuse me. Let me through, please. - What are you doing?
- Hey, hey. - Watch it!
Nerd.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
- Michael? - Uh, Frenchy?
- (LAUGHS) Hi. - Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me.
Oh, listen, when your cousin Sandy told me
you were coming to school in America,
I said, "Sandy, any cousin of yours is a cousin of mine. "
Yes, she did say you're the one who'd know the ropes around here.
Oh, ropes are my specialty.
See, I used to go to Rydell
before I dropped out to go to beauty school,
but then, I flunked tinting when my hair turned pink.
- Pink? - Mmm-hmm.
(SINGING) The Pink Ladies pledge to act cool
To look cool and to be cool
Till death do us part, think Pink!
- Hi, guys. - Wow!
Your mother.
But now the most important thing in my life is skin care.
So tinting's out and skin care's in.
Right. That's why I'm back at Rydell.
To get my Chemistry so I can mix my own cosmetics.
Makes sense.
I got my books together and I dragged my feet
And then I saw this angel Boppin' down the street
I said, "Hey, pretty baby, how's about a date?"
She said, "I'm goin' to school and I can't be late... "
Hey, basketball.
Hey, you caught it. How tall are you? Never mind.
We'll put high heels on your sneakers and we'll make you center.
Hey, yeah? Go catch that. Oh, boy!
Basketball, basketball, basketball.
(BOYS CLAMORING)
Whoa, whoa
I gotta go
Whoa, whoa
I gotta go back to school...
- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Give it back. Come on, give it back.
- Hey, have a nice trip. - Ow!
Yeah.
Hold it, Birds.
Comb.
Door.
- Come on, we're late. - Make way.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
I gotta go back, back Back to school again
Whoa, whoa
I gotta go
Back to school...
FRENCHY: You're going to love Rydell.
Again!
(BELL RINGING)
From the front, this is a perfect nose.
From the side, this nose does not belong on this face.
- So dump the face and keep the nose. - (LAUGHING)
- What's the new look, Sharon? - Jackie Kennedy.
- It only landed her a president. - Yeah?
Well, the magazines say that JFK
secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.
- Hi, Johnny. - Yeah?
Gee, I really like your hair in the back. It's really cool.
Thanks.
Ooh, I still see you giving lube jobs at the old man's service station.
- Stuff it, Goose. - So, what's the story, Stephanie?
Yeah, what's the story?
Sorry.
You know the story, Johnny. It's over.
JOHNNY: Yeah? Yeah?
Well, that's not good enough.
- Don't make a scene, okay? - What? There's no scene.
- Hey, Johnny. - Hey, what's the scene?
- There's no scene, all right? - Geez, sorry.
- Hi, Louis. - Hello to you.
What's this? The Vince Fontaine National Library?
Shh! Quiet, please.
Laugh, you jerks, but just wait till I turn up on National Bandstand.
Yeah, you may turn up on the Bandstand,
but your beak will still be turning down.
(LAUGHING)
- You're mean. - I gotta do it.
The nose goes. Bandstand, here I come.
Rhonda, I wouldn't fool around with Mother Nature if I were you.
You fooled around with everyone else, Paulette.
PAULETTE: Shut up.
Meet me at the homeroom.
Fashionista. Pants.
- Hi, Paulette. - Hi, Willie.
Hey, Frenchy.
Excuse me.
How long have you been in America?
Just about a week. I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.
Oh. These are the lockers. Take a locker and lock it.
Yeah. Because these guys will steal every thing.
Thanks.
What do you think you're doing?
I was just putting a few things in my locker.
ALL: His locker!
Excuse us.
No one touches these lockers, okay, pal?
What's the matter, you can't read that that spells T-Bird?
Which spells us.
- And this is a protected landmark. - A slice ofAmerican history.
(BOYS HUMMING HARMONIOUSLY)
(SNAPS FINGERS)
- Dig? - I think I understand.
Good. A real Einstein.
By the way, my name's Michael Carrington.
I'm the Duke of Earl.
Well, this is your new locker, Shakespeare.
LOUIS: A perfect fit. JOHNNY: We're being invaded
- by foreigners. - (BELL RINGS)
- Are you okay? - Yeah, fine, thanks.
- Don't let these guys bug you. - I won't, don't worry.
Uh...
- When are you guys going to grow up? - Look, the nerd invaded our sacred turf.
Hey, come on, I wanna talk to you. Meet me for a smoke after class.
I quit. It's bad for your health.
Oh, yeah? Well, standing me up is also bad.
Says who?
Says the Sturgeon General of the United States, Stephanie.
(STUDENTS CHATTING)
(BOYS HOOTING)
All right, all right, everyone please take a seat.
I got mine. (CHUCKLES)
You loved it.
Oh, God, watch the nose.
(PLAYING OLD FOLKS AT HOME)
"Good morning, Rydell,
"and welcome one and all to a new school year.
"I know this is going to be an exciting and stimulating year for all of us.
"First, I'd like to extend a welcome back to our own Mr. Spears,
"who made such a miraculous recovery from the mental exhaustion
"which sent him to the hospital last spring.
"Welcome back, Mr. Spears.
"We're all rooting for you.
- (SCREAMING) - (LAUGHTER)
"Now, Rydell is very proud of her extra-curricular activities,
"so please come out for band try-outs.
"If you play an instrument, it's better to play with a group than with yourself.
(LAUGHING)
"Auditions for the June Moon Talent Show will be held next month.
(EXPLOSION)
"Come out one and all. You could win 100 long-playing records.
"Last but not least, we are fortunate to have a straight-'A' student
"all the way from England, by the name of Michael Carrington. "
MISS MASON: Stand up, Michael.
All right, now, let's all say hello to Michael Carrington.
ALL: Hello, Michael Carrington.
(STUDENTS SNICKER)
Let's have a wonderful year.
Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
ALL: Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
PAULETTE: So, what's the story with you and Johnny?
Let's just say I outgrew him over the summer.
Yeah, well, he hasn't lost the hots for you.
Johnny just hasn't learned when you're dead, lie down.
Besides, there's gotta be more to life than making out.
You know, I never thought of it that way.
Michael.
- I heard you know how to play the piano. - Where did you hear that from?
Well, I can a bit.
Ah! Then you must play for the talent show audition.
I will not take no for an answer.
Michael.
Well?
Okay, I'll do it. Why not?
I think he's kinda cute.
- Virgin alert! Virgin alert! - GIRL: All male periscopes down.
Ew.
- So, how's your first week been? - Oh, great. Yours?
Oh, listen, there is such a fascinating world of chemistry out there.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, how well do you know that Stephanie Zinone?
FRENCHY: Stephanie Zinone is one of my very best...
Uh-oh.
Michael, I think there's something you don't understand.
See, Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady.
Which means if you're not a T-Bird, which you are not,
you can look, but don't touch...
Michael, I wouldn't even look.
Well, then how do you become one of these T-Birds then?
Eh?
Well...
Like I told you before, football is like life, you gotta push.
You gotta push your way through life, you gotta push and elbow. Come on.
Push. I want you to push those men out of the way.
Elbow 'em, then bite 'em, then rip 'em, then chew 'em up.
Come on, push, push, push!
Push, push!
Attaboys! Pin 'em up. Chew 'em up. Come on, come on! Don't you have any...
- Come on. You're a bunch of old turkeys. - (WHISTLING)
Come on, don't you know you gotta push?
(YELLING)
You said push.
(MOTORBIKES ROARING)
Check this out.
DAVEY: What are they doing here?
(CLAMORING)
(STUDENTS HOLLERING)
- Nogerelli. - Balmudo.
These cockroaches are gonna invade our turf one time too many.
We should take care of them tonight.
(LAUGHS)
(VOICE SQUEAKS) Tonight...
Tonight, we bowl.
Hey, you're lucky. We're bowling tonight.
I like that.
(LAUGHS)
You'd better write your will, boys.
- Hey, baby, check your oil for you? - Hi, hot stuff.
- Hey, are we bowling tonight? - That's right.
- And Paulette... - Yeah, Johnny.
I want you to look special, dig?
No problem.
- (BAND PLAYING) - (CHUCKLES)
Go, go...
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
- Hey, Johnny. - Ooh! Yeah, Johnny.
Way to go, Johnny.
Hey, hey, hey, Paulette, do not mess the hair.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- Hey, Paulette. Whose side are you on? - Our side.
Then don't fraternize with the enemy.
Mark that a strike.
What are you talking about? You hit two lousy pins.
That is a technical strike due to the fact that these chicks were late.
Read your bowling rules!
- That's right. Read 'em and weep. - Yeah.
That's not fair.
- This bra's killing me. - You wish.
Paulette, you gotta put your fingers in the holes.
I'm not breaking my nails.
You got something going with Paulette?
Well, let's say, I'm giving her therapy for her disease.
What disease?
- Nymphoidmania. - (LAUGHS)
(ALL CHEERING)
GIRLS: Yeah.
- What's the final score? - Final score happens later tonight.
Last game coming up, winner take all. Agreed?
- Just shoot the ball! - Shoot the ball!
ALL: Shoot the ball!
(SINGING) Come on, everybody gather round
I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down
When I'm on the ball I'm the number one
And I'm gonna show you how it's done
Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll
Hey, come on Let's get the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll
You're sittin' on a bomb That's about to explode
We're gonna score tonight
- If you're lookin' for a fight - Then the time is right
- We're gonna wipe the floor - With you tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
We're gonna score, score, score, score, score, tonight!
Hey, Paulette, take a look over here
I'm your kingpin, honey And I'm gettin' in gear
Hey, Johnny, Johnny, go for that strike
And I just might be your baby tonight
Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll
Hey, come on Let's get the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll
'Cause the stakes are high And the winner takes all
We're gonna score tonight
Don't get sore when you lose tonight
We're gonna show you how to do it right
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll We're gonna bop
We're gonna bowl
We're gonna score, score, score, score, score, tonight!
- You bowl me over - Bowl me over
You bowl me over
- You bowl him over - She's hot tonight
- You bowl me over - Take a hike
Get a strike
Ten, nine, eight, seven
Six, five, four, three, two, one!
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
We're gonna score
Tonight
"Always be courteous when asking for a game.
"Hi, want a game? Howdy, fellas, let's bowl some balls.
"Bowling, anyone?"
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Another well-deserved victory, huh, Johnny?
Yeah, but where's the trophy?
Right here, Johnny.
Ooh, kissies.
- That's for best average. - Mmm-hmm.
Now what about for best score?
- God. - Touchy.
What about the trophy for best score, Stephanie?
I ain't no one's trophy, Goose.
BOTH: Ooh.
She ain't no one's trophy.
So that's the way it's gonna be now, huh, Miss Independent?
Yeah, independent. I kiss who I want, when I want.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
I could kiss the next guy who walks through that door if I want.
JOHNNY: Yeah? STEPHANIE: Yeah.
Be my guest.
(LAUGHTER)
Let's eat.
I vote for pizza.
You vote for bed. It's past 10:00.
Why don't you just go home and leave me alone.
Bed stinks.
- Hi. Is it too late to join the game? - You want something?
- Food. - Food.
- Life stinks. - Are you talking to me?
- Yeah, you'll do. - Great.
The name's Michael. Michael Carrington.
The name's Dolores. Dolores Rebchuck.
Some jerks call me Woodchuck or Upchuck, but I prefer Dolores.
- Got it? - Got it.
They think they're so cool just 'cause they got wheels.
PAULETTE: Dolores, go home.
Yeah, well, looks like you and me don't make the grade.
Yeah, with them it's all these
weird codes, and rules, and pledges about cycles.
You gotta be a biker or a biker's old lady.
But without a cycle, forget it.
- Pisses me off. - We're both in the same boat.
I sure can't afford a cycle without a job.
Yeah, but me, I'm willing to negotiate.
I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot.
It ain't the coolest job, but it's a start.
Think they'd listen?
Forget it. Pisses me off.
Well, it's pretty late. I think I'd better walk you home.
Oh, I don't need a babysitter, okay?
Why don't you think of it as a date, okay?
Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
Come on. You know, when I'm in the 12th grade,
I know I'm gonna be the head of the Pink Ladies.
My Pink Ladies will rule the school. They'll be the best.
We'll have the best-looking jackets.
I once tried to put letters on this jacket, you know.
Didn't work. They fell right off.
It was really embarrassing
'cause it happened in front of my sister Paulette.
I didn't mean for it to happen, but it did.
(HORN HONKING)
Whoa!
- Good morning, Mr... - Stuart.
- God, you could've killed us, Rhonda. - Good move, Rhonda.
- Can you imagine dying a virgin? - Oh, God.
- Nosebleed. - Nurse, room 11.
Oh, good morning, my name is Stuart, I'm a substitute for Mr...
Good morning, Miss McGee.
Oh, good morning, Miss... (GASPS)
- Um, Miss? Mason. - Mason.
- This is Mr., uh... Mr. Stuart. - Mr. Stuart.
- Oh, I love your hair, Miss Mason.
Oh. Thank you, Mr. Stuart.
Uh, Miss Mason will help you while you're learning the ropes.
- And it would be my pleasure, I'm sure. - Oh.
I'm sure you're sure. (CHUCKLES)
- I'm a substitute for Mr... - Spears.
- Follow me. - (CHUCKLES)
That's why we are gonna win this talent show.
One hundred long-playing albumens.
But we got zero talent.
Oh, jeez, there must be 10 Roy Orbisons there.
The greatest hits of Beethoven?
Uh, good morning. My name is Mr. Stuart and I'm your substitute teacher.
(LAUGHTER)
GIRL: Let's all have a cigarette. GIRL 2: Yeah.
Mmm-mmm.
Mr. Nogerelli. I've been looking for you.
Hello, Miss McGee. You're looking lovely today.
There has been a rumor, Mr. Nogerelli,
that motorcycles have been driven across our school lawn.
Now, I know that couldn't have been you, Mr. Nogerelli.
I'm sure you have more respect for grass than that. Right?
Mmm-hmm.
Now hear this. No more! Is that understood?
Mmm-hmm.
Good.
(SNIFFING)
Do you smell something burning?
(MOCKING GIBBERISH) Mr. Nogerelli...
I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny? (LAUGHS)
(GULPS)
- Water. - Sorry, I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm sorry.
I will kill you!
- Okay, Michael, we're ready. - Good luck, girls.
The first day of try-outs and we're the first.
Oh, I hope I don't blank out. Now.
(PIANO PLAYING)
(SINGING) His loafers were Weejuns
His chinos were black
With a cute little buckle
That fastened in back
- These are my girls. - Mmm.
Oh, there's some good breeding up there.
- Mmm-hmm. And that is so important. - Mmm-hmm.
- Hey, what's happening? - Hey, Woodchuck.
Dolores, all right? What's happening?
Brad.
Does this song stink, or what?
Don't know what possessed me
But I gave him my address
And my heart shook with fear
As I prayed that I'd hear
From Brad
Hear from Brad
SHARON: There's 100 LPs at stake here
and I won't let a little hard work come between me and the prize.
We're calendar girls.
You have to get into your seasons, become your season.
Rhonda, you're fall. Give me maturity, give me aging...
- Give me a break. - Lunchtime.
Then at yesterday's tea dance
My day turned to night
Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin
I could just die
Thank you, but we haven't got all day.
- Oh, but these are my girls. - I know, dear.
- Next. - Okay, okay, we're almost ready.
Okay, listen, I want everybody to sing their ah-ah-ahs.
Ah-ah-ah.
- Would you take your music. Here. - Let me out of this zoo.
- I'm going for a smoke. - Do I have to do everything myself?
- Watch out, Chuck. - Are you ready?
(GIRL GRUNTS)
(PIANO PLAYING)
(SINGING) Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through, your girl for...
- Hello. - Hi.
I wanted to ask if you're free after school today.
Yeah, I'm free every day. (CHUCKLING)
It's in the Constitution.
- Okay, we're ready now. - "Sharon Cooper and the Seasons. "
If you fall in the fall you'll see
September can be heavenly
Eugene, ready with the leaves when I yell?
Ready.
When autumn leaves are falling from the tree
I'm sick of being a tree.
That's enough for today. Thank you.
Oh, no, wait a minute. We still have three more seasons yet.
I'm sorry, Sharon, I'm gonna need the stage for my drama class.
SHARON: Oh!
Sharon, what about tonight?
- How about a hamburger later? - Oh, I'm busy.
- How about tomorrow? - Busy.
So maybe you can explain about the bowling alley, eh?
I mean, you just don't kiss a guy and...
Look, it was just a joke. Forget it.
- Let me give you a hand. - Oh, I can manage.
Look, I said I can manage.
- I think he's in love. - I think he's kind of cute.
I think you should shut your yaps.
You forgot this one.
- Thanks. - How about the day after tomorrow?
(SIGHS)
Stephanie?
Look, when are you gonna get the picture?
(SINGING) Ifyou really wanna know
What I want in a guy
Well, I'm lookin' for a dream on a mean machine
With hell in his eyes
I want a devil in skin-tight leather
He's gonna be wild as the wind
And one fine night
I'll be holdin' on tight
To a cool rider
A cool rider
If he's cool enough he can burn me through and through
Whoa, whoa
If it takes forever
Then I'll wait forever
No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do
I want a rider that's cool
That's the way it's gonna be
And that's the way that I feel
I want a whole lot more than the boy next door
I want hell on wheels
Just give me a black motorcycle
With a man growin' out of the seat
Then move aside
'Cause I'm gonna ride
With a cool rider
A cool rider
If he's cool enough he can burn me through and through
Whoa, whoa
If it takes forever
Then I'll wait forever
No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do
I want a rider that's cool
I don't want no ordinary guys
Comin' on strong with me
They don't know what I'm lookin' for They don't know what I need
You're gonna know it when he gets here
'Cause the ground will be shakin'
I'll do anything to let him know that I'm his
His for the takin'
I want a cool rider
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
I want a cool rider
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R
English, I got something, uh, scholastic to discuss with you.
What I'm saying is that, you know, you're Mr. History, right?
Like, I got this essay on the fall of Rome.
I didn't even know they were in trouble.
- What are you driving at, DiMucci? - Papers for paper.
Essays for cash?
Hmm?
- So that's it. - What's what?
- There's gonna have to be a motorcycle. - Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?
- So you've got a deal. - Hey. All right.
Listen, when we make the drop, not out here in the open like this, huh?
I got a rep to protect.
It's open.
Your uncle said you was back out here. What is this joint?
- It's his nuclear fallout shelter. - Yeah?
- You got that essay? - You got the cash?
This is a neat joint.
A nucleoid shelter. Huh. It's private, good for homework
and other activities involving student bodies.
(DOOR SHUTS)
Mmm-hmm.
You can handle a couple of history assignments also?
- I'll try. - Okay, and remember, this is between us.
- I got a rep to protect here, okay? - Yeah.
(HOWLS)
MICHAEL: William the Conqueror, by the Goose.
(SIGHS)
Oh, God.
Nobody, but nobody, knows this happened, dig?
Whatever you say.
That's very nice. Nice penmanship.
Remember. I got a rep to protect. Okay, Shakespeare?
Reproduction.
It's very simple, but very important.
Now, what is the best time of the month for a woman to conceive?
Mr., uh...
Jaworski.
- What's "conceive"? - Well, you know, to be fertile.
What's the best time?
Ask Nogerelli.
Mr. Nogerelli?
Ask Goose.
Mr. Goose?
Um...
Ask DiMucci.
- Mr. DiMucci? - What?
Conceive. What is the best time?
At night?
(CHUCKLES) You know, I can see that we're not getting very far.
I got the same problem.
- Morning, everybody. - Good morning.
- Good morning, Mr. Stuart. - Good morning.
Why don't we just start at the beginning?
- Page one. - Open your book.
MR. STUART: "Where do babies come from?"
If you need me, I'll be right over here.
Do we need this for the exam?
(SINGING) The parts ofa flower are so constructed that
Very, very often the wind will cause pollination
If not, then a bee or any other nectar-gathering creature
Can create the same situation
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistil's right on the list
I'll try to make it crystal clear
A flower's insatiable passion
turns its life into a circus of debauchery
Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust on to the stigma
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts each spring is no enigma
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
A photoperiodic reaction
Oh, that's good Oh, that's very good
Hey, I'm lost. Where are we?
- Chapter 2 - Page five
- Reproduction - Reproduction
Put your pollen tube to work
- Reproduction - Reproduction
Make my stamen go berserk
Reproduction
I don't think they even know what a pistil is
I got your pistil right here
Where does the pollen go?
MR. STUART: Get back here. Would you get into your seats?
- Sit down. - Next chapter.
How, in an abstract way, the same thing applies
to the reproductive organs of the more complex life-forms.
But we are now dealing with sexual response.
(LAUGHTER)
Are there any questions before we begin reading?
Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
Could, like, get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
Negative
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
Starts pulling that stuff she's saying that she wants to do it
Can't prove it by me
'Cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the back seat
- With his heart beatin' fast - They make it sound like a track meet
- Gross! - Yeah
Then all they can do is say,
"No, no, no!"
- Reproduction - Reproduction
Baby, give it to me now
- Reproduction - Reproduction
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction, come on, baby, show me that you really love me so
Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up
Where does the pollen go?
MR. STUART: Mr. Goose, please be seated.
The human is the only being capable
of consciously controlling his number of offspring.
Now, are there any comments on that?
Yeah, I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives.
- Yeah. What is this? - Mr. Stuart...
Is it true that guys like you You know, mature and all
Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?
- Oh, God. - What's the big deal?
Can a girl just do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat!
Yeah, and what if a guy says the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey, hey...
- Reproduction - Reproduction
Hope he's proud of what he's done
- Reproduction - Reproduction
He was only pokin' fun
Reproduction
See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe
- Reproduction - Reproduction
Reproduction
Where does the pollen go?
(LAUGHTER)
- Learn anything, Steph? - Stop. Ouch!
Hey, what's the rush? You gotta take a pill?
Try to remember, Mr. Stuart,
that their bodies are more developed than their minds.
- I understand. I understand. - They have drives, Mr. Stuart.
- Lustful drives. - Oh, I understand.
Good.
- Hi, Mr. Stuart. - Hi, Mr. Stuart.
- May I speak to you, Miss McGee? - Yes, dear. What about?
I'm a little worried. I've missed my last two periods.
That's all right, dear. You can make them up after school.
Where does the pollen go?
MICHAEL: Nice one, Davey.
That does it.
Yep. Follow me.
Quite a selection here.
All very, very serviceable machines, young man.
One or two of these were my personal transportation a few spare parts ago.
All it takes is a little elbow grease
and any one of these beauties is a fixer-upper.
- Think you got yourself a bike. - Oh, great.
- And you're gonna need these. - Oh, thanks.
Good luck.
Cool rider
A cool rider
If he's cool enough he can burn me through and through
If it takes forever
Then I'll wait forever
No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do
Bollocks!
I want a rider that's cool
(ENGINE REVVING)
Oh, Michael. Michael.
- Good to see you, French. - What were you trying to do?
I'm trying to ride that motorcycle without bloody well killing myself.
Wait a second. Michael.
Michael, this isn't for Stephanie? Oh.
(SINGING) I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground
I'll warm you through December
And I'll always be around
Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah
- That will be all for today. - Blanche!
No, wait a minute,
we still have some more seasons we haven't done for you yet.
We have to start with winter and fall because Paulette's late and...
Well, she was late again today,
but she's here now and we'd like to do summer and spring for you.
Sharon, will you stop yelling?
You're in the show.
(SHRIEKS)
Next.
- The Preptones. - (SCATTING)
(SINGING) Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
These are my boys. Look. Good, clean-cut American boys.
I know.
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
- That was wonderful. - MISS MASON: Yes.
The T-Bones.
Birds. T-Birds.
(ALL HARMONIZING)
- (SINGING) We're goin'prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird
Prowlin'...
These are my boys.
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
(HOWLING)
Prowlin'...
Thank you.
That was just wonderful.
Yeah. It was very nice.
Yeah, we could work a little bit on the harn-omies, you know.
- Catch you later, Miss McGee. - Thank you.
Oh, my mom wants you to come over
for a pasghetti at your convenience, you know.
Thank you, Nogerelli.
- Talk of practice over mid-term break. - DAVEY: Johnny, practice?
I'll be yours in springtime When the flowers are in bloom
We'll wander through the meadows In all their sweet perfume
I'll be your girl for all seasons
- Disaster! - What? We blew it?
No, we made it.
But we can't sing in public, we're the worst.
- We'll get unworst. - Yeah, we'll get liverwurst.
- We'll get knackwurst. - How did we get in?
Obviously they recognize natural talent.
Everybody made it. They didn't have enough acts.
Get him!
(BOYS SCATTING)
BOYS: (SINGING) Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses in clover
JOHNNY: If we are gonna win that grand prize,
we've got to get it together like that.
- But with class. - GOOSE: Remember,
- I want the Roy Orbisons. - JOHNNY: You'll get 'em.
Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
LOUIS: I'm talkin' a matter of only weeks before the talent show.
GOOSE: I'm talkin' winnin' albumens.
JOHNNY: I'm talkin' progress. DAVEY: I'm not talkin'.
Scum!
(LAUGHING)
(PINBALL MACHINE DINGS)
Balmudo's out front and he's all alone.
Tilt. My turn.
Your turn after we tilt that crater face, Balmudo. Come on.
- Comb. - Louis, be careful.
Smoke.
Light.
Comb, again.
Let's go, you guys.
(BALMUDO LAUGHING)
- Come on, action out front. - What?
Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled.
- All right. - Oh, my gosh.
Hey, where is that rat-face...
You lookin' for a rat-face, mouse-brain?
Get that... Get that mutha!
Who, who, who's that guy?
(SINGING) He came out ofthe darkness in the middle of the night
Blazin' like a mutha with a fist of dynamite
He ain't foolin' no one on that pile of chrome and steel
Burnin' up the pavement like he was some kind of wheel
He's lookin' for a rumble and some heads are gonna bust
He's gonna take a tumble with one solitary thrust
The only thing you guys are gonna do is eat his dust
Who's that guy? Where did he come from?
- Who's that guy? - Hey, tell me someone
I never knew anyone could be so cool
Whoa-o-o
- Who's that guy? - What's so amazin'?
From headlight to tailpipe His burners are blazin'
Looks to me like he could really fly
- Who's that guy? - Who's that guy?
(GRUNTING)
Who's that guy?
He wears a pair of goggles like a man from outer space
Oh, shut up!
It really doesn't matter that I haven't seen his face
We're gonna wrap those handlebars around that neck of his
- The punk is gonna get it - When we find out who he is
Everybody wants you when they don't know who you are
If you're a man of mystery it really takes you far
Everyone around you thinks that you're a star
- Who's that guy? - Where did he come from?
Who's that guy?
Where can I get one?
They never knew that I could be so cool
Whoa-o-o
- Who's that guy? - On that motorcycle?
What would they say if they knew it was Michael?
Looks to me like he could really fly
Won't somebody tell me?
- Who's that guy? - Who's that guy?
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Pretty cool stuff.
Everyone inside...
We bowl.
- All right! - Yeah, we bowl.
(WHOOPING)
- Hey, DiMucci, did you see that? - Yeah, I saw it.
Hey, come on, Steph.
I'll catch up with you guys in a few minutes, okay?
- Hey, what's eatin' you? - Nothin'.
You know, Steph. There's been talk.
We haven't been talkin',
but there has been talks that question your loyalty to the Birds.
Well, it doesn't mean you gotta go steady with Johnny.
In fact, I think it's better for the both of you that it's over.
Yeah, but the code does say we're T-Bird chicks, at least till grad.
Let's go, Louis.
You know, maybe I'm tired of being someone's chick.
"Tired of being someone's chick"?
Are you feeling okay?
- Yo, Ritter. - RHONDA: Yo, Goose.
I don't know what I'm feeling.
Here, have a ciggy. Maybe it'll make you feel better.
GOOSE: Those guys are show-offs.
(STRIKING MATCH)
Oh, God, I hate those kind of matches.
Did you get them from the liquor store down the street?
- No. - Oh, thanks.
Want a ride?
(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
Some other time.
I heard there was this motorcycle chase outside the Bowl-a-Rama last night,
and according to, um, Paulette Rebchuck,
this very mysterious and gorgeous guy
knocked one Stephanie Zinone right out of her bobby socks.
- How do you plead? - I am guilty.
(LAUGHING)
- Great. But now what? - We've got a problem.
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) - On that motorcycle, in that gear,
I knocked that girl right out of her socks.
- But like this... - You'll knock her into her socks.
Yeah, simple, I have to tell her. Next time I see her...
Ah, come here.
Next time I see her, I'm going to walk up to her and say...
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
- "Steph... " - Uh-oh.
- (GIGGLING) - Mmm.
Hiya, girls.
Your boyfriend's here.
(GIGGLING)
- Having a facial? - Yeah.
- Delish. - Ew!
- Steph. - What?
Do you...
What?
Uh, have you...
Ever read a Superman comic?
Not in the last few hours.
Oh, I was just checking. Right?
Just checking.
He needs the guidance counselor.
Rhonda, you got a nose job.
Oh, forget it. I walked into a door.
So she says.
- (SIREN WAILING) - Attention, attention, please.
This is a test. I repeat, this is a test.
Please do not panic.
- This is a simulation... - Nuclear war is like football,
if the Russians throw the bomb,
all we have to do is jump up, intercept it,
then ram it down their own end zone.
You hear me? It's like life.
Somebody throws something at you, you throw it back.
Please proceed to your nearest shelter.
Boys to one side, girls to the other. Run, run, run!
Blanche, please do not panic.
Oh, Miss McGee, it's so loud.
(SOBBING)
Please do not panic.
(DOG BARKING)
I don't know how you talked me into this, Louis.
Hey, listen, you trust President Kennedy?
Of course.
All right. Kennedy says we gotta be prepared for a nucleoid war.
- It's nuclear, Louis. - Yeah. Nuclelar, nucular...
(SIGHING)
A bomb's a bomb.
- (LOCKS DOOR) - (GASPS)
Yeah.
Hmm.
This is an official fallout shelter bed.
Hey, you gotta be prepared,
'cause some day, when you least expect it...
Kablam! Nucleoid war!
- (SIREN WAILING) - (GIGGLING)
- (GASPS) What's that? - It's started.
(SINGING) America is calling
Let's care enough to give our very best
What's started? What's happening, Louis?
- The Russians are attacking. Get down. - (GASPS)
For if we give our very best
I know that we will more than pass the test
What are you doing, Louis? Get off of me!
Think about it.
What if you and me was to die
right here tonight without ever doing it?
"It"?
Oh, my God! Let me out of here, Louis!
Are you crazy? They're dropping bombs out there.
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white and the blue
It's Uncle Sam who's asking So your mother will approve
Tomorrow I'll be fighting And I'll win this war for you
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
Oh, Louis.
Bullets are exploding
They'll soon be at the door
Give something to America you never gave before
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white, and the blue
But are you sure my mother would approve?
Your mother don't even have to know about it, Sharon.
And you think we're old enough to go?
- All the way. - Oh, Louis.
- But, Louis, you might get hurt. - I know.
- Oh, God. - Just think about it, Sharon.
It would be like as if we were doing it for the Statue of Liberty.
- Or the Grand Canyon. - Yeah, the New York Yankees.
It'll be like we're doing it for
- for Disneyland! - for Disneyland!
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white, and the blue
It's not a lot to ask of us Our parents will approve
- You'll be a mighty soldier - Before this night is through
Let's do it for our country
We owe it to our country
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
- I'm ready, Louis. - Me, too.
- Hurry, come on, let's sign up. - What? No, don't!
(GROANS) Oops!
Guess you didn't get any, huh, Babooch?
Louis DiMucci! Oh, God!
- Oh, how could you do this? - (LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
Okay, that'll be about $1.60.
MAN: Hey, will you get my windshield?
Uh, yeah. Hold on. Just a second.
- Hi. - Hi.
MAN 1: Hey, miss, can I pay you so I can get out of here?
Yeah, look, hold on just one minute, okay?
- Sorry. - It's all right.
Okay, that's two, three, four, five.
MAN 2: Where are the maps?
- (SIGHS) What kind you want? - WOMAN: Street maps.
Yeah?
Hey, miss. What do I owe you?
(SIGHS) Um...
Fifty cents.
How about that ride?
Hey, how about my windshield?
Excuse me, you forgot our green stamps.
We're in a hurry. What about the maps?
- (GASPS) - (HORN HONKING)
Are you going to get this windshield or not?
Come on.
(HORN HONKING)
Honk that horn where the sun don't shine!
Steph, where are you going?
Oh, I can't stop shivering.
Then hold on.
That's what's making me shiver.
(STEPHANIE GIGGLING)
- Great ride. - We're home.
Shoot.
STEPHANIE: (SIGHING) Oof.
I'm the one who can't stop shivering now.
(LAUGHS) Why?
Because...
- There's something I should tell you. - What?
(MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING)
Oh, no.
We've got company.
Check this out!
(STAMMERS) I can handle these guys.
- That's the dude who popped Balmudo. - Yeah, and look who he's poppin' now.
When am I gonna see you again?
Friday night. The Talent Show.
Let's go!
Out front, you hear?
"Talent Show"?
How'd he know?
Hi.
What are you guys doin'?
So, what's the story with the creep on the bike, Zinone?
- What do you mean? - The story. The creep.
- Yeah, the creep, the story, Stephanie. - Shut up, Goose.
- Why don't you just leave her alone? - You shut up.
- You. Let's have it. - Have what?
- The story. - Personally, I think...
ALL: We don't care, Sharon!
Look, Zinone, no chick of mine messes with no other creep except this...
- Except me. - No chick of yours?
Someone's jealous.
Why don't you ever get jealous like that over me, Johnny?
Because I ain't jealous!
Why don't you just stay out of my life, then, huh, Johnny?
I'm out!
I catch you with that punk one more time, I'll rearrange his face.
He's a dead man, you know what I'm saying? D-E-D!
Look, I think you better decide once and for all
just who belongs to who around here.
- Oh, Paulette, you're making a scene. - Because I'm getting all mixed up
and I don't like how that feels one little bit.
You know, you're embarrassing me.
- (CLANGING) - (SCREAMS)
I think you owe Paulette an apology.
- Jerk! - Where are you goin'?
Forget about it.
- Weirdos. - Yeah, who needs broads, right?
Me! I get to second base with Sharon,
keep getting called out when I try to slide into third.
And the poor guy bombed out
- in the bomb shelter. (LAUGHS) - Hey.
Yeah. I think we could all use a little guaranteed... (WHISTLES)
...all-the-way action.
- And I knowjust the place. - GOOSE AND LOUIS: Yeah?
(SINGING) Well, come on and tell us, Johnny
What's the secret of success?
You gotta take a tip From the King of Hip
'Cause you know that he's the best
We're goin' prowlin'
(HOWLING)
Tonight
You say you're hungry for a lover
Gotta find a chick who'll give you more
Well, there's a spot That I've discovered
Where a guy's guaranteed to score
I'm gonna show you cats some action
Like you've never seen before
We're gonna get some satisfaction
Down at the grocery store
- We're goin' prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird
We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight - Tonight
(HOWLING)
There's a female butcher
- At the luncheon meat display - Well, don't you know?
- Got the best tongue in town - That's right
She delivers both night and day
You'll see the apple of your eye
Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile
Just waitin' for some guy to come
And take her rollin' down the aisle
- We're goin' prowlin' - I like a debutante who comes across
- We're goin' prowlin' - Now, that's what I call class
I like a tall girl with long legs that come right up to her...
You know what I like? I like a girl who's really smart
Provided that she's really stacked
Yeah? Well, I love 'em all And they love me
'Cause I'm the leader of this here pack
- Yeah! - We're gonna find ourselves some cuties
- Cuties gonna find... - Who are sad and all alone
- We're gonna show them little beauties - Little beauties
That we're T-Birds to the bone
- We're goin' prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird
Tonight
We're goin' prowlin'
- JOHNNY: Goose, go for the sales tax. - (GIRLS SCREAMING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)
(HOWLING)
Very nice. Very nice. We could win those albumens yet.
- We can win those albumens. - We gotta get rid of the competition.
Competition.
(SCATTING)
MISS MASON: Well, there is some very good work here,
and there is also some very sloppy work here.
Miss Zinone, uh, I would like to see you about your Shakespeare essay.
(BELL RINGS)
MS. McGEE: (ON PA) Attention, please.
A few reminders of graduation activities.
The final dress rehearsal for the Talent Show is Thursday afternoon.
Also, will all students on the decoration committee
for the Lani Kai Lani Luau on Saturday
report to Coach Calhoun after school today.
STEPHANIE: Who asked him to write all that stuff anyway?
I guess she didn't like your paper.
No kiddin'. I gotta write the whole thing again.
- Do you want some help? - I don't know.
Think it over. It's not a difficult decision.
- Steph, you comin'? - STEPHANIE: Yeah.
I'll think about it.
You know, I don't usually do this bad in English.
It's just, I got other stuff on my mind these days.
- Anything I can help you with? - No, it's not with school. Forget it.
- Let's get this stuff over with. - All right.
Where do you want to start?
(SIGHS)
- It's this guy. - What guy?
Oh, forget it.
Well, I'm trying, but you're not making it very easy.
(SIGHS) I had this idea of Mr. Right. Remember? Which is a stupid idea, right?
- Right. - And then, out of nowhere, he shows up.
- Like some dream or something. - Who?
- Mr. Right. - Oh, right.
And then the crazy thing is that I've seen him twice now,
and both times, he's wearing these goggles.
I don't even know who he is.
- Mr. Right? Right. - Right.
Don't you think that's kind of weird?
Not "weird" weird, but, like, exciting weird?
So, what's the problem then?
Well, the problem is that maybe he's just not everything I imagined.
What if behind those goggles he's just, like, some ordinary guy?
What if he is?
Eh?
What if maybe we should get back to the Shakespeare essay?
Stephanie.
You know what, I figured out what Hamlet's big problem is.
No ketchup.
He seemed to get along pretty well without it.
They never put ketchup on, even when you ask for it.
How can you eat a hamburger with no ketchup?
- I wouldn't know. - Could you shoot that over here?
Where were we?
Uh, you'd figured out the problem with their hamburgers. No ketchup.
Right. And you know what his big problem is?
No laughs. I mean, the guy's gotta lighten up, right?
- Right. - Bite?
No, thanks.
Uh, who are we talking about now?
Hamlet.
Oh, right.
(LAUGHS)
"Hamlet went totally nuts
"when he caught his mother doing it in the sack with his uncle. "
- Not so great, right? - Well, you seem to have the right idea,
but you could've said something like,
"Hamlet was tormented by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle. "
(LAUGHING) "Incestuous relationship"? Oh, God.
Mason's gonna flip when she reads this.
"Incestuous. "
You're a really smart guy, you know that?
You must think I'm some kind of dummy, huh?
Actually, I think you're kind of terrific.
Get outta here.
You're the terrific one.
I mean, you know all this deep junk and everything.
I don't understand that "deep junk" any better than you do, really.
I just, uh, seem to know a few big words that impress English teachers,
like our friend Miss Mason, that's all.
Well, you impressed me.
And I give credit to who I want, okay?
- To whom. - To who, to whom, to you, that's whom.
So learn how to take a compliment, all right?
All right.
Hey, how about a hamburger for my friend here? Loaded.
Uh, with ketchup.
Double ketchup.
There are some very cool, very scoreable broads who hang out at this joint.
"Cool". "Scoreable". Whatnot. (CHUCKLES)
- Very nice. - Very nice.
STEPHANIE: I bet there's lots of girls at Rydell
who'd love to go out with a guy like you.
- What about you? - Me? Yeah, right.
Are you kidding? That's all I need right now.
No, I wasn't.
(SIGHS) Oh, God, look, I didn't mean anything wrong, but...
We're just different types, that's all.
"Different types"?
What do you mean?
- Look, there's a Pink Lady code, okay? - "Pink Lady code. "
Well, to quote Dolores, "The code stinks. "
(SIGHS)
- Hi. - So, what's this? Nerds' night out?
What are you, a cop?
Sure have picked up a lot of new friends, Zinone.
I guess the T-Birds ain't the class act no more, huh?
Yeah, I guess we ain't the class act no more, huh?
- Goose. - Yo, Johnny.
You wait for me inside.
- Uh, Johnny, I don't want to eat alone. - Will you go on?
(SIGHS) What do you want, Johnny?
Yeah, well, I just wanted to let you know that...
I'm officially declaring us as an item officially over.
- You're declaring? - That's correct.
(SIGHS)
Okay, fine. Okay? You've declared it.
It's over. Can I go now?
Just like that, huh?
I got one more thing to say to you.
That jacket you're wearing is T-Bird property.
You want to leave the party?
Drop the jacket at the door on your way out.
I got a rep to protect.
So don't damage the rep, we don't damage new friends, dig?
So, what happened? She, uh...
Did she take the nerd's brains over your brawns?
Look, I dumped her, not versa-vice, got it?
Right. Sure, Johnny.
Don't worry about it.
(GRUNTS)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
- All right, cherry pie! - God. Davey!
MICHAEL: I'm all dressed up
In my finest attitude
Pretending I don't care
Guess I really messed up
By trying to be two
When only one heart can be there
Why can't I be just what I am
And speak my love without any shame
Why can't she see what I am
Is a costumed fool
Trapped in a tragic game
Charades and pretty lies
They hide what's deep inside me
Charades conceal me
But can't you feel
The real me
Behind my charades
Oh, please don't mind me
Performing at my hardest
As I paint upon the air
You won't find me
'Cause it's a portrait of the artist As the man who isn't there
Look, programs for the Talent Show. We're gonna be on first.
Charades and pretty lies
They hide what's deep inside me
Charades conceal me
But can't you feel the real me?
The real me
Behind my charades?
Can't you feel the real me
Behind my charades?
Have I lost the real me
Behind my charades?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
GIRL: Girls, girls, I'm so nervous. How do I look?
You look perfect. Just remember, have lots of fun tonight.
Oh, okay. Thanks.
- And good luck! - Yeah, good luck!
He said he'd meet her out front.
How anyone can get so hot and bothered over someone they don't even know
is totally beyond me.
Sharon.
- What? - She's got a crush.
(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)
I'll be back.
- It's that guy. - This time we get him, Zinone!
Johnny, no!
(TIRES SQUEAL)
Johnny!
Rhonda! Rhonda. Rhonda, go. They're going to kill him.
- Who's killing who? - Open the door. Move over.
- Where are we going? - STEPHANIE: I don't know, just go!
(SCREAMING)
(HORN HONKING)
- Rhonda! - Oh, my God!
We're gonna die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!
RHONDA: Steph, where are we going?
STEPHANIE: I don't know. Just follow 'em!
RHONDA: Here they come!
I figured the guy to slow up.
Right?
Yeah, it ain't our fault the guy don't slow up, huh, Johnny?
It's gotta be at least 100 feet
- to the other side. - Johnny.
Yeah, yeah, what can I say?
If he didn't make it, he ain't gonna look too pretty.
Where is he?
He ain't down there.
What do you mean "he ain't down there"? Where'd he go? Biker heaven?
STEPHANIE: (SOBBING) I know he's dead.
JOHNNY: Yeah, well, it's obvious.
He made the jump. I could do that.
- Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny. - Let's go.
- And I'll never see him again. - Come on!
- What have I done? - Nothing, Steph.
- He'll be okay. - Steph, nobody rides like him.
There's nothing even down there.
Come on, we gotta get outta here. You can't stay here.
Come on, we're gonna be late!
Look, you saw him.
He jumped over a cop car at the Bowl-a-Rama
and that was a really big jump!
SHARON: He'll show up, I know it. I just know it.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
(SINGING) Ifyoursweetheart
Sends a letter of goodbye
- If I stand over there... - Don't worry about it. It looks fine.
Just get out there.
- Hi, Johnny. - Hi... Hold it!
What are you, crazy?
Come on, Paulette.
Look, I told you before, you are not gonna go out there like that.
Oh, I know, I gotta put a little something on my face.
You have got to put a little something on your body.
But I gotta dress like this, Johnny. I'm summer.
Look, now, get yourself a pair of galoshes,
(STUTTERING) a snowsuit, a scarf, and be winter.
And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.
Yeah?
Well, you want to hear my final word, Mr. Push-Everyone-Around Nogerelli?
Maybe you can bully
- some of the chicks in this school... - Be cool, Paulette.
...but this chick has been bullied by one Johnny Nogerelli for the last time.
I may not be the classiest chick in this school,
but I'm the best you're ever gonna get, so take it or leave it!
...behind the cloudy sky
So let your hair down
And go on and cry
(YELLING) Let go of me!
Johnny! Johnny!
Stop that!
- JOHNNY: Shut up! - Quiet!
And now, Martin Miesner and his red-hot accordion.
- Let's go practice up in the can. - Johnny, we got nothing to worry about.
Don't worry, Johnny, we're gonna have...
Hey, the albumens are ours.
(SCATTING)
- Hey, he's taking our jackets. - Hey, come on, guys.
Hey, guys...
Hey, Nogerelli!
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
Don't do it. Okay, guys.
Turn it off! Hey, Nogerelli!
(PLAYING ACCORDION)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
- Thank you, Martin Miesner. - (AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
And now, I have the great pleasure to introduce the T-Bones.
(APPLAUSE)
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
Come on, Steph.
(SINGING) We're goin'prowlin; prowlin'
Tonight
(LOUD APPLAUSE)
- The T-Bones. - Birds! Birds.
And now, the Calendar Girls in A Girl For All Seasons.
(APPLAUSE)
(INTRO MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) I'll be yours in springtime When the flowers are in bloom
We'll wander through the meadows In all their sweet perfume
And every night I'll hold you tight Beneath that April moon
Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah
I'll be your girl for all seasons All the year through
Your girl for all seasons 'Cause I'd love
Yes, I'd love to be everything to you
Just you
I'll be yours in summer When we're playing in the sand
We'll spend the day together Making love and getting tanned
And on the beach at sunset When we're walking hand in hand
Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
Your girl for all seasons
'Cause I'd love
'Cause I'd love to be everything to you
Just you
If you fall in the fall you'll see
September can be heavenly
If you fall, say you'll fall for me
When autumn leaves Are falling from the trees
I'll be yours in winter When the snow is on the ground
I'll warm you through December And I'll always be around
SHARON: What's wrong with Stephanie?
It looks like she forgot the words.
Somebody help her with the words.
Is she sick?
GOOSE: Johnny, it's that guy!
JOHNNY: This time we get him, Zinone!
STEPHANIE: Johnny! Where is he?
LOUIS: He ain't down there.
JOHNNY: What do you mean, "He ain't down there"? Where'd he go?
STEPHANIE: (SOBBING) I know he's dead.
Louis, pull the curtain.
I'll be back.
What's the matter?
STEPHANIE: (SINGING) No more midnight rides with you
No more secret rendezvous
Stephanie, what's wrong?
I'm gonna miss All the things we'll never do
Oh, I just can't believe
You left me here alone
How in this world
Can I make it on my own?
MICHAEL: Remember, I love you
I won't be far away
Baby, close your eyes
And think of yesterday
And we'll be there together
BOTH: Love will turn back the hands of time
Turn back
The hands of time
STEPHANIE: Baby, don't you know?
It's hard to let you go
Save all your dreams
And keep me in your heart
It hurts to say goodbye
No matter how I try
MICHAEL: Love will survive
Even though we have to part
Stephanie, please don't cry.
Oh, it all seems so unfair. Just when I found you, I lost you.
That doesn't matter now.
The only thing that matters is that I love you.
And you're the only one who can keep our love alive.
So, Stephanie, don't forget me.
I promise.
Remember
I love you
You won't be far away
I just close my eyes
And bring back yesterday
And we'll be there together
Love will turn back the hands of time
Turn back
Turn back the hands of time
We'll turn back, whoa
Turn back, whoa
Turn back the hands of time
We'll turn back
(APPLAUSE)
And now, the winners of the Talent Contest,
and the King and Queen of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr. Nogerelli
and Miss Zinone.
Please, Miss Zinone, remember you're a queen.
Smile, Stephanie.
Yeah. I think you won the whole talent show.
- The Girls' division, Paulette. - That's not so bad.
Everyone bow and we'll see you all at the Luau tomorrow.
I can't believe we won half the records. All the Tichokski and Choppin.
What are you talkin'? No Roy Orbisons?
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING CONTINUE)
(INTRO MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) A well-a bop a bop a hula Rock-a-hula rock-a-hula
Luau, luau, luau, luau
A wham-a bama lama Shanga langa langa langa
Luau, luau, luau, luau
Rah rah Rydell Well-a well-a well-a well-a
Rock-a-hula luau wow
Come-a come-a come-a To the rock-a-hula luau
Everybody's here And we're waitin' for you now
We're gonna stick together And we won't let go
We're lettin' everybody know
It's a luau
A rock-a-hula luau
You know, it's girls like that who give summer fun a bad name.
Come-a come-a come-a come-a 'Cause we're gettin' it on now
Summer, summer, summer Is a-comin' along now
I wish it was forever 'Cause it feels so right
Don't you worry, honey We'll be rockin' all night at the luau
A rock-a-hula luau
Summer is coming We're all here together
If only this feeling could go on forever
Summer is coming, we'll always remember
Summer is coming right now
Rock-a-hula luau
It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau, yeah Uh-huh
Rock-a-hula luau Rock-a-hula luau
MS. McGEE: As the sun sets on the Lani Kai Lani Luau,
a reminder to our seniors,
in the words of our very own President Kennedy,
"Think not what your country can do for you,
"but what you can do for your country. "
Now, will the King and Queen of the Luau
take their appointed positions on the Pool of Enchantment?
(CHEERING)
(CROWD CHANTING)
Come on, we're havin' a good time! It's a luau.
Will you stop it? What are you doing?
I dropped a cigarette. I'm burnin' myself.
You're gonna burn us up with that cigarette! Can't you put it out?
- You're gonna knock us over. - Will you cut it out?
I'm tryin' to be cool here!
- You get me out of here right now. - Would you be quiet?
Your doctor is quite right, Mr. Spears.
The school environment is so much better for you than the hospital.
But I am encouraged... Hello, dear.
...at the way you've been looking lately.
You look so... Mr Spears!
Oh, good heavens!
(SCREAMING)
(CACKLING)
Sit down, Stephanie, before you fall in!
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
- Will you help me row, Stephanie? - STEPHANIE: Stop yelling at me!
Get out of the way!
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
You punk!
Haul ass, shrimp!
- Get off of me! - Come on! Will you help me row?
Get out of here!
Punks!
- Stuck in a pool with a chick! - You're rowing the wrong way!
Birds, get 'em!
- I got one! I got one! - Oh, sorry!
- Get off! - I didn't mean it.
Hey, Balmudo!
Hey, man. That's the guy who decked me.
It's him.
- It's him! - It's him!
(ENGINE REVS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
STEPHANIE: He's alive!
(YELLING)
- What's wrong with you guys, man? - You've ruined our luau!
You ruined everything!
(SCREAMING)
Michael! It's Michael!
Michael.
- You? - You made that jump?
Shakespeare?
I thought you were dead.
- You? - Move it! Move it!
- I'm gonna rearrange his... - PAULETTE: Hey!
- What? - Nothing.
(CHUCKLING)
- No. - Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.
Yeah, well, you got one more jump,
Mr., uh, Cool Rider, Shakespeare, uh, Carrington.
No, wait a second. Haven't we had enough of this?
She's got a point, Johnny.
Hey, Davey's got a point, Johnny.
- Hey, Lou's got a point about Davey's... - Shut up, all of yous!
I've got a point to make, too.
- Jacket. - One T-Bird jacket.
Jacket.
For starters, let's see how it looks.
(CROWD MURMURING)
Very nice.
Okay.
Birds... Okay.
- All right. - All right.
Listen, I gotta talk to you.
We can't see each other anymore because, you know,
I've sorta got another man on my hands now.
Oh, right.
(INAUDIBLE)
That's the breaks.
Right.
JOHNNY: What's everybody lookin' at? Disperse!
(WHISPERS) Stephanie.
I never thought you'd kiss me if you knew who I really was.
Are you crazy?
I got two for the price of one.
- Are you certain? - I've never been certainer.
More certain.
(LAUGHING)
The certainest.
The certainest. Yeah, I like that.
I'd love to kiss you again.
(MUSIC STARTS)
(SINGING) You were the one, the one in my dreams
But I never knew it
I wanted to tell you time and again
But I couldn't do it
All that you are is all that I need
No more pretending
Now I can be me, you can be you
And we're never ending Whoa-oh, oh
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
I like what you got, I guess it's okay
If you want to show it
I am what I am and I'm all for you
Just want you to know it
Will I ever score?
There's nothin' wrong With just likin' each other
We all had our doubts But it's workin' out with one another
Whoa-oh, oh
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
Always together
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
Like birds of a feather
Forever and ever
We'll be together
Always together
We'll be together
Always together