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(grand orchestra fanfare
playing)

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♪ ♪

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- (desk creaks)
- (school bell rings)

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(children chatting, giggling)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
akumenang.com

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("Jungle Fever"
by Chakachas playing)

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♪ ♪

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♪ Suave, no, no, no, sí ♪

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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(woman in song
breathing heavily, vocalizing)

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Why's your door closed, Maxie?

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Dad, I'm in sixth grade.
I need, uh, privacy sometimes.

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Oh. Look, I'm heading
to the airport.

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Be back in two days.

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Please be nice to your sister,

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help your mom,
and do not touch the drone.

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- I won't. Bye.
- I-I'm serious, okay?

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- It's not a toy. It's for my work.
- Yep.

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Safe flight. Bye, Dad.
Love you.

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Thank you. Hey.

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Come give me a hug, bud.

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I'll give you two hugs
when you get back.

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(chuckles):
I get it.

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- Why are you smiling?
- Well, you're just growing up.

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- It's exciting to me.
- It's not. Stop smiling.

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(sighs softly)

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(chuckles)

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I remember bringing you home
from the hospital

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- like it was yesterday.
- (groans)

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Now here you are,
sexually masturbating yourself.

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- No, I "F"-ing wasn't.
- Hey, it's cool, fool.

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It's like you got a new toy...
the best toy in the world...

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and you just want
to keep playing with it.

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- (groans)
- I don't know.

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I just want you to know
I'm proud of you.

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Okay, do your thing.
I'll see you later.

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Love you.
See you in two days.

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Amy, you are not gonna
believe this.

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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Multimillionaire-aire,
multimillionaire, ooh ♪

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♪ If you rich, put your
bust down in the air... ♪

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THOR:
Yo, guys, check this out.

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My babysitter told me everyone
in sixth grade gets hand jobs.

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What's a hand job?

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It's when a girl jerks you off
until you "coom."

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And then it's your job
to clean it up.

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- I don't think it's "coom."
- Yeah.

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C-U-M. "Coom."

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Middle school's way more
intense than elementary.

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If we're gonna get
through this,

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- we need to stick together.
- Bean Bag Boys for life.

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(all howling)

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THOR:
Speed bump.

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♪ Multimillionaire, ooh. ♪

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Are your friends jelly
you're dating a college guy?

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(laughs)
Some of them, I think.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Wait, hey, c...

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♪ Multimillionaire... ♪

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- Can I help you?
- Retreat! Retreat!

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Hey, Stranger Things,
go fuck yourself!

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- Hurry!
- Go, go, go!

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You know those fucking guys?

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- ♪ Ooh. ♪
- (Lucas laughs)

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LUCAS: No one can stop
the Turzan of Uzkara.

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Lucas, keep it in the case.

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Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.

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600 now. I checked.

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- $600?!
- We're millionaires!

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- (chuckles): Yeah.
- MAX: Do you guys want to

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maybe go to the skate park
tomorrow after school?

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ANNABELLE:
I know what cocaine is.

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♪ ♪

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THOR:
Annabelle, get out of here.

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Bean Bag Boys only.

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I heard, at the skate park,

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the older kids
will make you take drugs.

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We'll never do drugs.

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They destroy lives
and communities.

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You have no choice.

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Mom!

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Annabelle,
don't antagonize your brother.

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Come on, go upstairs.
Now... Hey.

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All right, Bean Bag Boys,
finish up. It's a school night.

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Lights out, 8:30.

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What? You said 8:45.

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Hey. Finish up.

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I don't think I want to go
to the skate park.

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We're in sixth grade now.

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We need to start doing
sixth grade things.

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(mocking): Ooh, you want
to see Brixlee, don't you?

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("Valentine"
by YK Osiris playing)

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♪ Hold on ♪

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♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪

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(sneezes)

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♪ You know you on my mind ♪

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♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪

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- ♪ Be my Valentine ♪
- ♪ Can you be mine? ♪

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♪ Valentine. ♪

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- Hi.
- Oh, my God!

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- (screaming)
- Mom!

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♪ She gonna shake it, she gonna
shake it, she gonna drop that ♪

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♪ We gonna keep on making
paper, we won't stop that ♪

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♪ Hey, diamonds having
a conversation ♪

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♪ Why don't you talk back... ♪

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This park is fucking lit.

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Yo, guys,
the Scooter Squad is here.

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You know who's really good
at burns? Atticus L.

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- He's so funny.
- Atticus L.?

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I'd smoke him in a burn war.
Right, Max?

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♪ You need me, but I need you,
girl, I got you ♪

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♪ But do you got me? ♪

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♪ Baby, I'd ride for you,
but would you ride for me... ♪

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(mocking):
Ooh...

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So, are you gonna give Brixlee
the necklace you made her?

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No, shut up. It's-it's...

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I haven't put it
in the kiln yet.

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You always have an excuse.

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Thor, you never talk to girls.

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Girls are a distraction.

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Rock of Ages auditions
are in two days.

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♪ And I don't want
to be tied down. ♪

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Max, come here.

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Hey, Taylor.

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People are saying
you made Brixlee

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a necklace in art class.

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Nice try, but I don't
talk about my art projects

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before they're finished.

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If she had a crush on you,

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would you admit
you had a crush on her?

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Does she have a crush on me?

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I don't know.
I've never asked her.

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- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.

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(bike clanking)

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MAX:
Fuck.

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(Max sighs)

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- So, how'd it go, lover boy?
- (phone buzzes)

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Uh, she might know about
the necklace.

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Veggie lasagna for dinner?

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Everything's coming up Lucas.

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I'll see you guys at school.

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Bye. Be safe.

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Yo, Scooter Boys.
Scooter Boys. Act cool.

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- Act... act cool.
- Okay, okay, okay.

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What's up, Atticus?

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You guys want to see
something cool?

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Hell yeah.

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(birds chirping)

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What are we up to?
What are we doing?

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We're gonna sip a beer.

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- Scared?
- THOR: No.

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I've had, like,
5,000 sips of beer.

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Bitch, please.

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Soren has the record.
Three sips.

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- Three sips?
- Three sips.

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(exhales)

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(chuckles):
Whoa.

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I'm already feeling something.

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Delicious.

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(coughs)

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Careful. It's hot.

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Are you gonna drink it or not?

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(exhales sharply)

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(groans)
I forgot,

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I have musical auditions
this Friday.

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They drug-test for beer.

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Thor, just admit you're
a scared little-wittle baby.

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- (boys laughing)
- No, I'm not.

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Want us to put the beer in
a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup?

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- No.
- Sippy Cup.

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- Amazing burn, Atticus.
- THOR: It's not a good burn.

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His dad has two DUIs and has
to take the train to work.

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That's a good burn.

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Sippy Cup, sing us a song.

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No.

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How about "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Bitch"?

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(chanting):
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

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- (chanting continues)
- MAX: No, no, guys.

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He'll do it, but he just
needs more time to think.

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Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

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Bye.

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(can pops open)

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(drink pouring)

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Lasagna and soda?

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(chuckles) Don't tell
my parents you gave me this.

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(laughter)

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This kid is hilarious.

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- (laughs)
- (mom sighs)

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We're getting a divorce.

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Wh-What do you mean?

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Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
Everything gonna stay the same.

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We promise.

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Will we still watch
This Is Us together?

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- Yes, of course.
- DAD: Yes.

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That's our favorite show.

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That's our family show.

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Except now you're gonna see it

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on two-two different TVs,
you know.

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In two different houses.

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So you're gonna have to watch
the episode twice.

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What about Taco Tuesday?

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Taco Tuesdays
are still going down.

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Matter of fact, you're gonna
have two Taco Tuesdays,

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just one on Wednesday now.

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Twice the fun.

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Twice the fun, twice the tacos.
(laughs)

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It's... (stammers) everything's
gonna stay the same, so...

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Everything gonna be the same.
Me and your mom, you know,

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we're still best friends,
right?

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Mm-hmm.

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DAD: I mean, it would've
been nice to have

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tacos together as a family,
but how about this?

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We could change it
to Wing Wednesday...

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KIDS:
♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ And don't it feel good ♪

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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na,
na, na, na-na ♪

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- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- ♪ Now every time I go for the mailbox ♪

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♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪

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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na,
na, na, na-na ♪

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- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait ♪

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- ♪ Till you write me you're coming around ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

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Thor, inspired,
voice of an angel, man.

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♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪

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- What are we walking on?
- ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪

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♪ And don't it feel good. ♪

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It does feel good, don't it?

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What's wrong?

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That song always makes me sad.

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Don't forget, Rock of Ages
auditions are tomorrow.

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It's my favorite musical.

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I did make some
pretty big changes, though,

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based on my time
in Holly-weird.

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- (school bell rings)
- I think it'll really

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inspire those of you

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- who dare to dream.
- (students chattering)

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Sick.

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MAX: So, I looked at her,
but she was looking

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the other direction.

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But then she looked at me,

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and I was looking
the other direction.

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So I think that someday
we're gonna make eye contact.

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That's cool.
(chuckles)

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This musical is gonna be lit.

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ATTICUS:
Hey, Soren.

250
00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:14,110
Look at this.

251
00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:16,616
Sippy Cup is signing up
for the musical.

252
00:11:18,217 --> 00:11:21,151
Singing is for try-hards.

253
00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:24,821
No, uh, someone signed me up
as a joke.

254
00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:27,691
I was just crossing it off.
See?

255
00:11:27,693 --> 00:11:29,192
Yeah, whatever, bitch tits.

256
00:11:29,194 --> 00:11:31,762
Enough. Let's go.

257
00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:34,665
- I have places to be.
- Sorry, Soren.

258
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,734
Don't listen to Atticus.

259
00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,701
His dad doesn't even pay taxes.

260
00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:40,604
Doesn't matter
what Atticus says.

261
00:11:40,606 --> 00:11:42,138
I've been thinking about
quitting singing

262
00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,806
ever since I was young.

263
00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:46,944
Come on.
We're gonna miss fish sticks.

264
00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:48,949
♪ ♪

265
00:11:52,183 --> 00:11:54,187
(indistinct chatter
and laughter)

266
00:11:57,155 --> 00:12:00,957
Whoa. That's the best lunch
I've ever seen.

267
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:03,761
Yeah, my parents are being
super nice because...

268
00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:05,963
because...

269
00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,697
they're great and...

270
00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:10,002
they're great,
and ev-everything's good.

271
00:12:13,204 --> 00:12:15,038
Ooh, wait.
Is that a new earring?

272
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,774
Yes, finally.
Thank you for noticing.

273
00:12:17,776 --> 00:12:19,877
- It looks cute on you.
- Max, I'm not going for cute.

274
00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:21,711
I'm going for sexy and hot.

275
00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:24,047
Those are the only two things
I'm looking for.

276
00:12:24,049 --> 00:12:25,248
You like it?

277
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,685
It looks infected.

278
00:12:27,687 --> 00:12:29,222
(kids laughing at other table)

279
00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:32,656
THOR:
Soren's so cool.

280
00:12:32,658 --> 00:12:34,023
I heard he beat up
Derek Bachman

281
00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:35,091
and blow-jobbed his sister.

282
00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:37,261
He blow-jobbed his own sister?

283
00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,296
No, he blow-jobbed
Derek's sister.

284
00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:40,998
(chuckles)

285
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,535
Fucking legend.

286
00:12:44,669 --> 00:12:46,972
♪ ♪

287
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,075
I think Soren's calling me.

288
00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:56,279
♪ Uh, how we get down ♪

289
00:12:56,281 --> 00:12:58,748
♪ Putting it down,
now you know ♪

290
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,317
♪ If you didn't know,
then I bet you know now, uh. ♪

291
00:13:01,319 --> 00:13:04,187
- 'Sup?
- 'Sup?

292
00:13:04,189 --> 00:13:07,123
I heard you sipped a beer
like a fucking champ.

293
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,058
Yeah, I took a pretty big sip,
actually.

294
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,226
Cool.

295
00:13:10,228 --> 00:13:12,028
I'm having a party
tomorrow night.

296
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,699
All these fools are coming.

297
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,300
You in?

298
00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,801
TAYLOR:
You should come.

299
00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:19,003
Trust me.

300
00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,903
MAX:
Yeah, I'll come,

301
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:23,275
but, you know,
I'll have to ask my mom.

302
00:13:25,177 --> 00:13:27,777
Also, gonna be a kissing party.

303
00:13:27,779 --> 00:13:30,049
♪ ♪

304
00:13:33,653 --> 00:13:35,051
You've French-kissed
girls before, right?

305
00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:36,753
Yeah.

306
00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:38,254
Of course.

307
00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:39,758
Where?

308
00:13:41,059 --> 00:13:42,261
(stammers quietly)

309
00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:45,095
Their mouths?

310
00:13:45,097 --> 00:13:47,797
Yeah, dawg.

311
00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:49,932
LUCAS:
He's not gonna start sitting

312
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:52,036
with the popular kids, is he?

313
00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:54,808
No. If anyone should be
over there, it's me.

314
00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,042
We heard kids were
calling you Sippy Cup,

315
00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:01,011
and we just wanted to let you
know you can always call on

316
00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:03,180
the Student Coalition Against
Bullying for protection.

317
00:14:03,182 --> 00:14:05,148
Does this look like
a sippy cup?

318
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,984
No, it's a fucking juice box.

319
00:14:07,986 --> 00:14:10,387
'Cause I'm not a fucking child.

320
00:14:10,389 --> 00:14:11,888
That's so rude.

321
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:14,858
Wait. Can I bring
Thor and Lucas?

322
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:17,894
(fingers snapping rhythmically)

323
00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:19,028
So random.

324
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,730
No, they're cool.

325
00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:22,432
I'm trying to keep it
half girls, half guys.

326
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:23,801
You feel me, dawg?

327
00:14:23,803 --> 00:14:25,768
I feel you, dawg, but...

328
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,271
they're my best friends.

329
00:14:27,273 --> 00:14:29,709
We do everything together.
We're the Bean Bag Boys.

330
00:14:30,742 --> 00:14:32,042
That's a dope-ass name.

331
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:34,845
(sighs)
Fuck it. Bring 'em.

332
00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:36,846
I ride or die
for my squad, too.

333
00:14:36,848 --> 00:14:38,949
Let me know
what your mom says, dawg.

334
00:14:38,951 --> 00:14:41,053
Okay. Bye, dawg.
Bye, dawgs.

335
00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:44,988
So?

336
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,989
Soren just invited us
to his party tomorrow.

337
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:48,859
- Soren?
- Yeah.

338
00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:51,128
He said my name?
He said "Thor"?

339
00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:53,763
- Pretty much, yeah.
- Sweet.

340
00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:55,032
Oh, there's also
gonna be girls there.

341
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,399
You know what that means?

342
00:14:56,401 --> 00:14:58,268
(singsongy):
Drama.

343
00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,268
Kissing.

344
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:03,005
♪ ♪

345
00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:06,075
So, do you guys know
how to kiss?

346
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,945
- I have no fucking clue.
- No.

347
00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:09,816
No, not at all.

348
00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:12,816
MAX:
Type "kissing."

349
00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:14,920
Ooh. No, no, no. "Boobs."

350
00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:18,154
"Breast cancer research."

351
00:15:18,156 --> 00:15:20,490
"How to find a bra that fits."

352
00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:22,428
(gasps)
I have an idea.

353
00:15:31,035 --> 00:15:32,369
"Are you 18 or older?"

354
00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:34,003
I'm gonna click "yes."

355
00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:35,404
We're not 18 or older.

356
00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:37,807
This could go on
our permanent record.

357
00:15:37,809 --> 00:15:39,075
(Max grunts)

358
00:15:39,077 --> 00:15:41,277
I'm your stepmother.
You are not supposed to be

359
00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,346
- looking at me in the shower.
- Don't tell my dad.

360
00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:44,882
He'll make me quit
the sports team.

361
00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:46,783
Get up. Get up.

362
00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:48,284
LUCAS:
He's in trouble.

363
00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:50,253
WOMAN (on video):
You deserve a punishment.

364
00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:51,421
Pull down your shorts.

365
00:15:51,423 --> 00:15:52,855
LUCAS:
Is that what happens

366
00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:54,490
when you get a stepmom?

367
00:15:54,492 --> 00:15:57,226
- Ew.
- (Thor groans)

368
00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,329
No way that's gonna fit
in there.

369
00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:00,531
Get out of there, girl!

370
00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,199
- Where did his hand go?
- (screams)

371
00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:03,267
- Ew!
- Oh, my God!

372
00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:04,337
(all screaming)

373
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,138
Nobody even kissed.

374
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,242
Yeah, not on their mouths
at least.

375
00:16:12,244 --> 00:16:14,378
(gasps)
My parents have a CPR doll.

376
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,180
We can go practice kissing
on that.

377
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,181
Come on.

378
00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:21,154
(Léo Delibes' "Flower Duet"
playing)

379
00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:27,327
MAX: This is
a really pretty CPR doll.

380
00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:31,195
(sighs)
I guess I'll go first.

381
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:34,130
♪ ♪

382
00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,431
- LUCAS: Stop.
- (music stops)

383
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,200
What are you doing?

384
00:16:37,202 --> 00:16:38,534
Kissing her.

385
00:16:38,536 --> 00:16:40,571
You can't kiss someone
without their permission.

386
00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:42,538
Remember from assembly?

387
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,941
Pretend it's Brixlee.

388
00:16:43,943 --> 00:16:46,008
- Try to be a gentleman.
- MAX: Okay.

389
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:48,244
Brixlee, can I kiss you?

390
00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:49,946
(imitating Brixlee):
Why?

391
00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:51,915
- Why?
- Yeah.

392
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,550
What do you like about me?

393
00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:55,319
Well...

394
00:16:55,321 --> 00:16:57,988
you're sweet.
You smell good.

395
00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:59,422
- ("Flower Duet" resumes)
- You're smart, too.

396
00:16:59,424 --> 00:17:01,023
You always push Henry
in his wheelchair

397
00:17:01,025 --> 00:17:02,558
even though he's super mean.

398
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,128
And just when I think
I've got you figured out,

399
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:07,030
you go ahead
and start skateboarding.

400
00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:09,966
I consent.

401
00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:12,237
♪ ♪

402
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,509
- How was it?
- Sticky.

403
00:17:19,511 --> 00:17:21,911
(blowing)

404
00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:24,414
Why does she have hair
in her mouth?

405
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,984
You know what? This isn't
teaching us anything.

406
00:17:26,986 --> 00:17:28,484
We need to see
real people kissing.

407
00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:30,987
That's the only way to know
if we're doing it right.

408
00:17:30,989 --> 00:17:33,223
My neighbor is
a total nymphomaniac.

409
00:17:33,225 --> 00:17:35,192
Her boyfriend's always over.

410
00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:36,926
She starts fires?

411
00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:40,296
No, that's a pyromaniac.
She's a nymphomaniac.

412
00:17:40,298 --> 00:17:43,032
Someone who has sex
on land and sea.

413
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,636
- LUCAS: Seriously?
- (Thor shushing)

414
00:17:45,638 --> 00:17:48,071
Okay, I was gonna wait
till tomorrow to surprise you,

415
00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:49,438
but can I just tell you?

416
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,341
- Nah, I'm good.
- No, you want to know.

417
00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:54,311
Ugh. I can barely see anything.

418
00:17:54,313 --> 00:17:56,013
I know we haven't been
hanging out much,

419
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:57,347
you know,
ever since I met Benji,

420
00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:58,916
but I want to
make it up to you.

421
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:00,051
So, tomorrow,
I'm skipping school,

422
00:18:00,053 --> 00:18:02,452
and we're driving to the city
to see Kendrick Lamar.

423
00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:04,454
- Shut up!
- And we're gonna do Molly.

424
00:18:04,456 --> 00:18:06,255
- You thought of everything.
- Of course I fucking have.

425
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,024
It's gonna be amazing.

426
00:18:08,026 --> 00:18:09,959
(singsongy):
Remix!

427
00:18:09,961 --> 00:18:11,360
(Benji imitates
air horn blaring)

428
00:18:11,362 --> 00:18:13,930
Well, Benji got us the Molly.

429
00:18:13,932 --> 00:18:16,699
- LILY: Benjamin.
- HANNAH: Oh, thank you!

430
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,801
Look.

431
00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:21,504
This isn't working.
Maybe we could go climb a tree.

432
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,340
No, they'd see us.

433
00:18:23,342 --> 00:18:25,108
No, I just meant
let's go climb a tree.

434
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,176
THOR:
Dude, wait.

435
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:29,378
I know a way
we can see them kiss.

436
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,250
♪ ♪

437
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,155
I can't.

438
00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:40,724
It has a camera.
We could see everything.

439
00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:42,993
We can learn technique.

440
00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:44,994
It's for his dad's work.
It's not a toy.

441
00:18:44,996 --> 00:18:47,965
Of course it's a toy.
They sell it at toy stores.

442
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,966
My uncle flew a drone
for the Army,

443
00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:52,969
and now he yells in his sleep
and has crazy diarrhea.

444
00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:55,205
It's messed up that he even
keeps it in the house.

445
00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:57,374
You have to walk by it
every day.

446
00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:58,708
- He's torturing you.
- It's true.

447
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:01,011
It's like when your cousin
walks around in a bikini

448
00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:02,378
and she taunts you.

449
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,113
If he finds out,
you'll be grounded.

450
00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:06,015
You won't be able
to go to Soren's.

451
00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:08,452
And even worse, you'll lose
your father's trust.

452
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:10,186
It's true, too.

453
00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:12,089
She'll love you
for who you are.

454
00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:14,724
THOR: Yeah, a shitty kisser.
Remember the porn from earlier?

455
00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:16,292
That guy didn't even know
how to kiss.

456
00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:17,627
He was just licking
that woman's asshole.

457
00:19:17,629 --> 00:19:20,363
- You want to kiss an asshole, Max?
- No.

458
00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:22,331
Max, don't listen to him.
He just wants to go

459
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,734
because he's obsessed
with popular boys.

460
00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:27,137
Believe me, Max.
You don't want to go to Soren's

461
00:19:27,139 --> 00:19:29,539
not knowing how to kiss.

462
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:30,540
♪ ♪

463
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,509
(drone buzzing)

464
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:34,444
(whoops)

465
00:19:34,446 --> 00:19:36,780
So, tomorrow,
after you get some girl time,

466
00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:39,483
why don't you come over
for some man time?

467
00:19:39,485 --> 00:19:41,784
No, I told you I'm hanging out
with Lily this weekend.

468
00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:43,653
Yeah, it's just...
you know, it's hard

469
00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:46,455
for me not to see you,
'cause you're my best friend.

470
00:19:46,457 --> 00:19:48,792
- But Lily's my best friend.
- Yeah, I get it.

471
00:19:48,794 --> 00:19:50,226
Totally, totally get it.

472
00:19:50,228 --> 00:19:52,428
Yeah. (sniffles)

473
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,331
I'll probably just hang out
with my ex, Margaret.

474
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,333
Are you trying
to make me jealous?

475
00:19:57,335 --> 00:19:59,535
Uh, no.
Why? Are you jealous?

476
00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,370
(buzzing)

477
00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,473
Yeah, this isn't working out.

478
00:20:03,475 --> 00:20:05,742
I know. You're not hot enough
to be acting like this,

479
00:20:05,744 --> 00:20:07,476
so the next time
that you're wondering

480
00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:09,646
where all the nice guys went,
just remember

481
00:20:09,648 --> 00:20:12,051
that you let one walk
right out the door.

482
00:20:14,686 --> 00:20:16,552
What?

483
00:20:16,554 --> 00:20:18,054
I didn't say anything.

484
00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:19,558
I never want to see you again.

485
00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:24,464
Are you okay?

486
00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:28,799
MAX:
Wait, where'd the guy go?

487
00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:31,100
Who cares?
The girls just hugged.

488
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:33,102
They are definitely gonna kiss.

489
00:20:33,104 --> 00:20:34,404
We might need to get closer.

490
00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:37,073
- (drone buzzing)
- Do you hear that?

491
00:20:37,075 --> 00:20:39,408
What is that?

492
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,177
It's fucking spying on us.

493
00:20:41,179 --> 00:20:43,647
- All right, it's my turn to fly.
- Give it!

494
00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:45,251
- I just want to buzz 'em.
- No!

495
00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:47,818
Hey, you're gonna break it.

496
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,253
THOR:
You want it? Fine!

497
00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:51,253
MAX:
Shit!

498
00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:52,425
(panting)

499
00:20:55,561 --> 00:20:56,859
- Ha!
- (boys gasp and yell)

500
00:20:56,861 --> 00:20:58,861
MAX:
(gasps) No!

501
00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:02,365
- Shit! What the hell, Thor?
- That was both of our faults.

502
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,137
Well, Dad's gonna kill me.
What do I do now?

503
00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:07,771
- Whoa!
- What the hell?!

504
00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:09,238
- We say there was a break-in.
- What...?

505
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,241
They trashed the place
and took the drone.

506
00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:13,642
That's the most stupid
fucking idea I've ever heard!

507
00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:15,311
Guys, guys.

508
00:21:15,313 --> 00:21:17,214
All we have to do
is just go over there

509
00:21:17,216 --> 00:21:19,349
and tell the truth,
then God will be on our side.

510
00:21:19,351 --> 00:21:21,720
- (doorbell rings)
- (knocking)

511
00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:28,224
Hey. Can I help you?

512
00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:29,725
Uh, I hope so, madam.

513
00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:32,462
We were using our drone
to follow a family of turtles,

514
00:21:32,464 --> 00:21:34,531
and we thought it might have
crashed in your backyard.

515
00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,302
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here.
Come on in.

516
00:21:42,341 --> 00:21:44,474
- So, you guys like turtles?
- MAX: Yeah.

517
00:21:44,476 --> 00:21:47,276
- HANNAH: That's awesome.
- Time's up, motherfuckers.

518
00:21:47,278 --> 00:21:48,512
Shit! It's a trap.

519
00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:50,546
You think I give a fuck
about turtles?

520
00:21:50,548 --> 00:21:52,682
We're sorry. We just wanted
to learn how to kiss.

521
00:21:52,684 --> 00:21:54,251
MAX: Lucas, it's none
of their business.

522
00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:55,752
We should have just
told the truth.

523
00:21:55,754 --> 00:21:57,521
We're going to a kissing party,

524
00:21:57,523 --> 00:21:59,622
and none of us have
ever kissed, and we're scared.

525
00:21:59,624 --> 00:22:01,291
Goddamn it, Lucas.

526
00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:04,761
I've had sex before,
but I've never kissed a girl.

527
00:22:04,763 --> 00:22:07,429
Just go online and type in
"how to kiss."

528
00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:08,732
That's what everyone does.

529
00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:11,201
ALL:
Oh.

530
00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:12,903
It's very easy.

531
00:22:12,905 --> 00:22:14,704
Look, can we please
have the drone back?

532
00:22:14,706 --> 00:22:16,372
It's a BD Rolling Thunder.
It's my dad's.

533
00:22:16,374 --> 00:22:18,507
He needs it for work.
Can I please have it back?

534
00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:20,443
- I really need it. Please.
- I don't think so.

535
00:22:20,445 --> 00:22:23,446
If you don't give it back,
I'll tell my dad you stole it.

536
00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:25,447
And I'll tell him
that you're a pervert.

537
00:22:25,449 --> 00:22:26,483
We'll tell the whole school.

538
00:22:26,485 --> 00:22:28,484
This is sensual harassment.

539
00:22:28,486 --> 00:22:30,520
We'll tell everyone
that you're a misogynist.

540
00:22:30,522 --> 00:22:33,490
I never massaged anyone.

541
00:22:33,492 --> 00:22:36,525
This is what happens
when you don't respect women.

542
00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,962
I respect women.
My mom's my best friend.

543
00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:40,830
What about me?

544
00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,500
Oh, God, I'm so fucked.

545
00:22:43,502 --> 00:22:45,368
My dad's gonna kill me.

546
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:48,237
You had to snoop on them.
You're such a feminist.

547
00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:50,840
I'm-I'm not a feminist.
I love women.

548
00:22:50,842 --> 00:22:53,243
And my parents are definitely
gonna call your guys' parents.

549
00:22:53,245 --> 00:22:54,644
We're all gonna get grounded.

550
00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:56,446
Forget Soren's party.
We're fucked.

551
00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:59,416
Why are you smiling?
This is actually your fault.

552
00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:01,786
This is leverage.

553
00:23:06,225 --> 00:23:07,523
(chuckles):
Oh.

554
00:23:07,525 --> 00:23:09,326
Bingo.

555
00:23:09,328 --> 00:23:11,594
- What is it?
- I have no idea.

556
00:23:11,596 --> 00:23:12,928
That's a tampon.

557
00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:14,965
- What's it for?
- Girls shove it

558
00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:16,933
up their buttholes
to stop babies from coming out.

559
00:23:16,935 --> 00:23:18,601
An eighth-grader told me that.

560
00:23:18,603 --> 00:23:21,606
The human body
is truly a mystery.

561
00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:24,742
Can't believe
they still eat chewables.

562
00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:26,542
The gummies are so much better.

563
00:23:26,544 --> 00:23:28,878
I like the chewables.
I want one.

564
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,281
(Lucas grunts)

565
00:23:31,283 --> 00:23:32,717
♪ ♪

566
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,553
(panting)

567
00:23:37,555 --> 00:23:38,557
(grunts)

568
00:23:41,426 --> 00:23:43,260
(straining):
Fucking childproof bullshit!

569
00:23:43,262 --> 00:23:45,861
(chanting): Thor! Thor!
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!

570
00:23:45,863 --> 00:23:49,434
(stomping)

571
00:23:51,769 --> 00:23:54,303
(vibrating)

572
00:23:54,305 --> 00:23:55,437
(whispers):
It's the girls.

573
00:23:55,439 --> 00:23:56,639
(phone beeps)

574
00:23:56,641 --> 00:23:58,274
Hello?

575
00:23:58,276 --> 00:24:01,378
HANNAH: You took my bag.
It has my license, my phone.

576
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:02,745
Bring it back right now.

577
00:24:02,747 --> 00:24:04,880
Fuck that noise.
I want my drone back.

578
00:24:04,882 --> 00:24:07,384
I got this.
I got this, I got this.

579
00:24:07,386 --> 00:24:09,452
(growling): What did you
just say, you little bitch?

580
00:24:09,454 --> 00:24:12,355
I'll take a shit
down your throat.

581
00:24:12,357 --> 00:24:14,523
- (phone beeps)
- Why are you talking like that?

582
00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:16,025
Hannah, I have
a little brother.

583
00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:18,895
- You're supposed to scare them.
- Well, you scared me.

584
00:24:18,897 --> 00:24:21,497
Listen, we-we were just trying
to teach you a lesson.

585
00:24:21,499 --> 00:24:24,067
I promise you we were gonna
give the drone back.

586
00:24:24,069 --> 00:24:26,035
No way.
They could trick us again.

587
00:24:26,037 --> 00:24:27,904
Or overpower us.

588
00:24:27,906 --> 00:24:30,740
Oh, my God.
What if they take the Molly?

589
00:24:30,742 --> 00:24:33,342
Then we wouldn't be able
to take it.

590
00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:34,644
No, they're children.
They would die.

591
00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:36,846
(Max clears throat)

592
00:24:36,848 --> 00:24:38,580
This is Max from earlier.

593
00:24:38,582 --> 00:24:41,051
Meet us at the playground
across from John Adams

594
00:24:41,053 --> 00:24:43,552
tomorrow at 7:40 a.m.

595
00:24:43,554 --> 00:24:46,926
Bring the drone, and don't
fuck with the Bean Bag Boys.

596
00:24:48,326 --> 00:24:50,560
- That was tough.
- Very tough.

597
00:24:50,562 --> 00:24:52,428
I kind of got a boner
talking to those girls.

598
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:53,629
HANNAH:
We're still on the phone.

599
00:24:53,631 --> 00:24:55,898
- Shit! Fuck, fuck.
- What the shit?!

600
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,568
♪ ♪

601
00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:02,105
LUCAS and THOR:
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

602
00:25:02,107 --> 00:25:05,611
11, 12, 13, 14, 15...

603
00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:16,554
(hands squeaking)

604
00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:19,557
Ow.

605
00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:27,464
Don't come any closer.

606
00:25:27,466 --> 00:25:30,132
- Why?
- 'Cause you could overpower us.

607
00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:32,135
- (chuckles)
- LUCAS: So, put the drone

608
00:25:32,137 --> 00:25:34,704
on the slide, and count back
from a hundred,

609
00:25:34,706 --> 00:25:36,473
and close your eyes.

610
00:25:36,475 --> 00:25:38,073
And don't try anything funny.

611
00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:39,708
There are witnesses.

612
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:42,111
Okay, we have a long drive
ahead of us,

613
00:25:42,113 --> 00:25:44,580
so give us the bag
or I will hurt you.

614
00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:45,715
Do not test me.

615
00:25:45,717 --> 00:25:47,817
Threats will get you nowhere,
peasant.

616
00:25:47,819 --> 00:25:49,386
Just give us the fucking Molly!

617
00:25:49,388 --> 00:25:52,955
Okay. Who's Molly?
'Cause she's not with us.

618
00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,690
- (Lily sighs)
- THOR (whispering): Guys.

619
00:25:54,692 --> 00:25:58,727
Molly is a sex drug.
Dateline did an exposé on it.

620
00:25:58,729 --> 00:26:02,599
You had us bring drugs
to a fucking playground?!

621
00:26:02,601 --> 00:26:04,634
There are children here!

622
00:26:04,636 --> 00:26:06,735
- (whispers): Shit.
- THOR: It's okay.

623
00:26:06,737 --> 00:26:08,036
I know what to do.

624
00:26:08,038 --> 00:26:10,106
We're making
a citizen's arrest!

625
00:26:10,108 --> 00:26:11,640
You're both under arrest!

626
00:26:11,642 --> 00:26:12,942
- Get on the ground!
- Sweet Jesus.

627
00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:14,444
- LUCAS: Up, up, up!
- MAX: Stay still!

628
00:26:14,446 --> 00:26:16,178
- Hands up! Hands up!
- Stay still!

629
00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:19,549
Get down now!
Get down now!

630
00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:21,117
Did you just reload
your fake gun?

631
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,619
- Are you mocking me?
- LUCAS: Put your hands up!

632
00:26:22,621 --> 00:26:23,786
Are you mocking me?!

633
00:26:23,788 --> 00:26:25,487
Anything will be used
against you

634
00:26:25,489 --> 00:26:27,490
- that you say.
- In court.

635
00:26:27,492 --> 00:26:28,957
You know, you're the one
holding drugs,

636
00:26:28,959 --> 00:26:31,427
so why don't I do
a citizen's arrest on you?

637
00:26:31,429 --> 00:26:32,861
Fuck.

638
00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:34,664
Time-out, crackheads.

639
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,198
Oh, my God.

640
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,869
Deal's off. We can't let them
put drugs back on the street.

641
00:26:39,871 --> 00:26:41,771
Look at those dirty
fucking junkies.

642
00:26:41,773 --> 00:26:43,572
Their lives are already ruined.

643
00:26:43,574 --> 00:26:45,742
Let's just give them the drugs
and get the drone.

644
00:26:45,744 --> 00:26:48,878
(sighs)
Maybe there's a way we can

645
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,548
protect our community
and get the drone back.

646
00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:53,515
Stall them.

647
00:26:53,517 --> 00:26:57,520
So, what do you plan to do
with those drugs, huh?

648
00:26:57,522 --> 00:26:59,555
Take 'em and feel amazing.

649
00:26:59,557 --> 00:27:01,757
(whispers):
They're addicts.

650
00:27:01,759 --> 00:27:03,091
Yeah.

651
00:27:03,093 --> 00:27:05,895
So, you been drugging
your whole life?

652
00:27:05,897 --> 00:27:07,930
- Uh-huh.
- E'r'day.

653
00:27:07,932 --> 00:27:09,131
Oh. Nice.

654
00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:10,766
What's he doing? Hey.

655
00:27:10,768 --> 00:27:13,069
(both gasp)

656
00:27:13,071 --> 00:27:15,038
- LUCAS: Yes! Yes!
- MAX: It's working!

657
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,005
- It's working!
- Yes!

658
00:27:16,007 --> 00:27:18,608
- THOR: Fly it to the school!
- (both scream)

659
00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:20,176
- You're heading for the trees! Watch out!
- (screaming)

660
00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:21,880
We're gonna make it!
We're gonna make it!

661
00:27:24,783 --> 00:27:26,049
(screams)

662
00:27:26,051 --> 00:27:27,720
Fuck!

663
00:27:31,156 --> 00:27:32,921
(all panting)

664
00:27:32,923 --> 00:27:34,957
Those girls are lucky
I didn't kick their asses.

665
00:27:34,959 --> 00:27:37,593
LUCAS:
Oh, no! They found us!

666
00:27:37,595 --> 00:27:40,096
- Oh, shit.
- They're on school property.

667
00:27:40,098 --> 00:27:42,168
They don't care.
They're tweaking.

668
00:27:44,503 --> 00:27:46,569
You know who we need?

669
00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:47,870
- No, don't say it.
- THOR: We'll look like losers.

670
00:27:47,872 --> 00:27:49,872
- Don't say it. Don't say it.
- SCAB!

671
00:27:49,874 --> 00:27:51,107
- THOR: Shut up.
- SCAB!

672
00:27:51,109 --> 00:27:52,809
- Shut up. Zip it.
- MAX: Lucas, shut up.

673
00:27:52,811 --> 00:27:54,610
- SCAB!
- What is that?

674
00:27:54,612 --> 00:27:56,044
There's three boys in danger!

675
00:27:56,046 --> 00:27:58,881
We're scared!
SCAB, help us!

676
00:27:58,883 --> 00:28:00,884
- (blows whistle)
- THOR: We're okay.

677
00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:02,551
- We're not scared. We're... we're fine.
- Lucas, shut up.

678
00:28:02,553 --> 00:28:04,153
MAX:
Just walking into school.

679
00:28:04,155 --> 00:28:05,053
- Average day.
- Jesus Christ.

680
00:28:05,055 --> 00:28:06,222
STUDENTS (chanting):
Bullying is wack.

681
00:28:06,224 --> 00:28:08,558
Get on the right track.

682
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,092
Bullying is wack.

683
00:28:10,094 --> 00:28:12,829
(slowed, distorted):
Get on the right track.

684
00:28:12,831 --> 00:28:15,865
Bullying is wack.

685
00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:18,734
Get on the right track.

686
00:28:18,736 --> 00:28:21,140
Bullying is wack.

687
00:28:26,244 --> 00:28:28,878
(lisping):
When you attack one of us,

688
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,612
you attack all of us.

689
00:28:30,614 --> 00:28:32,215
Your weakness
gives us strength.

690
00:28:32,217 --> 00:28:34,984
- Well, those kids stole my bag.
- Not today, bully!

691
00:28:34,986 --> 00:28:37,719
- Not today.
- (scattered laughter)

692
00:28:37,721 --> 00:28:39,187
- What the fuck?
- (chanting): Bullying is wack.

693
00:28:39,189 --> 00:28:41,590
Get on the right track.

694
00:28:41,592 --> 00:28:43,158
This is the best day
of my life.

695
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,593
Get on the right track.

696
00:28:44,595 --> 00:28:46,931
Don't worry,
we'll find them later.

697
00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,834
LUCAS: SCAB just tagged us
on Instagram.

698
00:28:52,836 --> 00:28:55,204
THOR:
First Sippy Cup, and now this?

699
00:28:55,206 --> 00:28:58,006
I'm two weeks into sixth grade,
I'm already a social piranha.

700
00:28:58,008 --> 00:29:00,275
Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.

701
00:29:00,277 --> 00:29:02,779
If we don't get a new drone
by then, I'm grounded.

702
00:29:02,781 --> 00:29:05,013
Which means we're all grounded,
which means no party,

703
00:29:05,015 --> 00:29:06,715
which means no Brixlee.

704
00:29:06,717 --> 00:29:09,118
- Sippy Cup for life.
- LUCAS: No Brixlee,

705
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,286
no friends, no hope,

706
00:29:11,288 --> 00:29:14,624
parents fighting,
trapped in our rooms,

707
00:29:14,626 --> 00:29:17,859
all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.

708
00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:21,166
So, Max, what are we gonna do?

709
00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:25,834
We're gonna ditch school
and get a new drone.

710
00:29:25,836 --> 00:29:27,971
Stop thinking with
your big old dick, Max.

711
00:29:27,973 --> 00:29:29,973
That could go on
our permanent record.

712
00:29:29,975 --> 00:29:32,942
Max's big old dick is pointing
us in the right direction.

713
00:29:32,944 --> 00:29:35,978
Thank you. If anyone else
kisses Brixlee, I'll die.

714
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,914
Wait, what?
Here's the plan.

715
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:39,014
I'm gonna bring a beer
to Soren's,

716
00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:41,016
and I'm gonna sip that beer
so everyone will know...

717
00:29:41,018 --> 00:29:43,653
LUCAS:
That you're an alcoholic.

718
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:44,887
- That would be great.
- MAX: Guys.

719
00:29:44,889 --> 00:29:46,656
The only place around here
that has one

720
00:29:46,658 --> 00:29:47,790
is at North Point Galleria.

721
00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:49,224
That's four miles away.

722
00:29:49,226 --> 00:29:53,161
Four miles? How the fuck
are we getting four miles?

723
00:29:53,163 --> 00:29:54,830
- You have Uber.
- No, it goes directly

724
00:29:54,832 --> 00:29:56,799
to my mom's phone.
She'll know.

725
00:29:56,801 --> 00:29:58,400
Then we bike.

726
00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:01,272
Where are you even gonna get
the money for a new drone?

727
00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:05,308
- What?
- You know.

728
00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:08,677
Our Turzan of Uzkara card?
No way!

729
00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:12,048
You said everyone wants
to buy it.

730
00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:13,916
- We got it together.
- THOR: And we're gonna

731
00:30:13,918 --> 00:30:15,685
sell it together, as friends.

732
00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:16,918
MAX:
Come on, Lucas.

733
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,289
Bean Bag Boys
do everything together.

734
00:30:19,923 --> 00:30:21,724
Okay.

735
00:30:21,726 --> 00:30:23,426
Guess that makes sense.

736
00:30:23,428 --> 00:30:24,293
- Yes!
- Yes!

737
00:30:24,295 --> 00:30:27,362
- Lucas! Bean Bag Boys for life.
- Yeah!

738
00:30:27,364 --> 00:30:29,233
We're being so bad.

739
00:30:30,869 --> 00:30:33,069
ALL:
♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪

740
00:30:33,071 --> 00:30:35,303
♪ We're bad,
we're so bad ♪

741
00:30:35,305 --> 00:30:37,742
♪ We're bad, we're so bad. ♪

742
00:30:41,813 --> 00:30:43,815
♪ ♪

743
00:30:52,690 --> 00:30:54,823
MAX: I need to get rid
of these drugs.

744
00:30:54,825 --> 00:30:57,326
- What are you doing?!
- Getting rid of the drugs!

745
00:30:57,328 --> 00:31:00,096
I'm just gonna throw them
in the stream.

746
00:31:00,098 --> 00:31:01,930
It can contaminate the water.

747
00:31:01,932 --> 00:31:03,366
Well, then we can throw it
in the forest.

748
00:31:03,368 --> 00:31:04,501
It's a sex drug.

749
00:31:04,503 --> 00:31:07,203
What if a fox eats it
and tries to fuck a squirrel?

750
00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:08,705
It'll kill him.

751
00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:10,305
Well, then how do we
get rid of drugs?

752
00:31:10,307 --> 00:31:12,407
The same way
we get rid of a baby.

753
00:31:12,409 --> 00:31:13,709
- Abortion?
- Adoption?

754
00:31:13,711 --> 00:31:14,910
No.

755
00:31:14,912 --> 00:31:17,413
We drop it off at the firehouse
on our way up to the mall.

756
00:31:17,415 --> 00:31:20,148
- That's a really good idea.
- (phone buzzing)

757
00:31:20,150 --> 00:31:22,984
Ah. I just got a bite
on our card.

758
00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:24,721
Nice. Give 'em my address.

759
00:31:24,723 --> 00:31:26,822
My parents aren't home,
and I have the best snacks.

760
00:31:26,824 --> 00:31:29,358
LUCAS:
PeterPan69 is gonna be here

761
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,293
in five minutes
to buy the card.

762
00:31:31,295 --> 00:31:32,762
THOR:
Well, let's get ready.

763
00:31:32,764 --> 00:31:34,097
I found all of these weapons

764
00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:35,868
in the back
of my parents' closet.

765
00:31:40,037 --> 00:31:42,237
I still don't get
why we need weapons.

766
00:31:42,239 --> 00:31:43,773
He could be a pedophile.

767
00:31:43,775 --> 00:31:45,041
He can't molest
all three of us.

768
00:31:45,043 --> 00:31:47,045
All he needs is one.

769
00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:53,182
LUCAS:
"An-al beads"?

770
00:31:53,184 --> 00:31:55,984
Aka nunchucks, motherfucker.

771
00:31:55,986 --> 00:31:57,219
Ooh.

772
00:31:57,221 --> 00:31:59,856
- Yeah!
- It's not a toy.

773
00:31:59,858 --> 00:32:01,189
- (grunts)
- (gasps)

774
00:32:01,191 --> 00:32:03,826
- Oh, shoot.
- (Thor groaning)

775
00:32:03,828 --> 00:32:06,061
(sniffs)
They smell like shit.

776
00:32:06,063 --> 00:32:08,296
(doorbell rings)

777
00:32:08,298 --> 00:32:10,268
(door creaks)

778
00:32:13,505 --> 00:32:16,539
Hello.
Uh, I'm looking for Lucas.

779
00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:19,175
- That's me.
- I'm Claude.

780
00:32:19,177 --> 00:32:20,243
Hey.

781
00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:22,811
That's my mom back there.

782
00:32:22,813 --> 00:32:24,382
Hi-ya!

783
00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:27,984
Let's cut the shit.
Are you a pedophile?

784
00:32:27,986 --> 00:32:29,417
What? No.

785
00:32:29,419 --> 00:32:31,020
Lucas, if you were a pedophile

786
00:32:31,022 --> 00:32:32,554
standing in front
of three single boys,

787
00:32:32,556 --> 00:32:35,057
- would you admit it?
- Probably not.

788
00:32:35,059 --> 00:32:36,292
Then why would he?

789
00:32:36,294 --> 00:32:37,859
CLAUDE:
Oh, come on.

790
00:32:37,861 --> 00:32:39,494
Do I look like a pedophile?

791
00:32:39,496 --> 00:32:40,897
- Sure do.
- Yes, absolutely. - 1,000%.

792
00:32:40,899 --> 00:32:42,497
That's not fair.

793
00:32:42,499 --> 00:32:45,301
You look more like a pedophile
than anyone I've ever seen.

794
00:32:45,303 --> 00:32:48,937
Look, I'm not a pedophile.
I'm a cool guy.

795
00:32:48,939 --> 00:32:52,274
Fine. You can come in,
but please take your shoes off.

796
00:32:52,276 --> 00:32:54,377
CLAUDE: You know, I've searched
the world for this.

797
00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:56,411
Why are you bringing
the paintball gun?

798
00:32:56,413 --> 00:32:58,848
In case anyone fucks with us.

799
00:32:58,850 --> 00:33:00,949
CLAUDE:
This card is exquisite.

800
00:33:00,951 --> 00:33:03,151
- How'd you get it?
- The summer I moved here,

801
00:33:03,153 --> 00:33:06,254
me, Max and Thor started
a dog-washing business.

802
00:33:06,256 --> 00:33:08,357
We earned eight bucks,
and we used the money

803
00:33:08,359 --> 00:33:10,926
to buy an Ascension pack,
and this card was in it.

804
00:33:10,928 --> 00:33:12,461
Well, you got very lucky.

805
00:33:12,463 --> 00:33:14,563
The real luck
was meeting Max and Thor.

806
00:33:14,565 --> 00:33:15,997
Fascinating.

807
00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:17,265
We started calling ourself
the Bean Bag Boys.

808
00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:20,369
- You know why?
- Because you had some beanbags?

809
00:33:20,371 --> 00:33:22,972
- That's right.
- Yeah. Genius.

810
00:33:22,974 --> 00:33:24,307
You got yourself a deal.

811
00:33:24,309 --> 00:33:27,042
♪ ♪

812
00:33:27,044 --> 00:33:29,212
Let's go.
Let's make it happen.

813
00:33:29,214 --> 00:33:31,446
(sighs)

814
00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:34,349
- No, I can't do this.
- (stammers)

815
00:33:34,351 --> 00:33:35,551
Sorry.

816
00:33:35,553 --> 00:33:37,853
Lucas, get your butt
over here right now.

817
00:33:37,855 --> 00:33:40,488
Excuse me, is this how all
12-year-olds conduct business?

818
00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:41,858
What the hell just happened?

819
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:43,391
I thought you were cool
with this.

820
00:33:43,393 --> 00:33:46,161
You said we wouldn't do this
if one of us wasn't on board.

821
00:33:46,163 --> 00:33:48,496
- I'm not on board.
- Why do you care so much?

822
00:33:48,498 --> 00:33:49,965
Why don't you care?

823
00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:51,500
This card has
a lot of memories,

824
00:33:51,502 --> 00:33:53,269
and you're just gonna
throw it all away

825
00:33:53,271 --> 00:33:55,170
because you want to kiss
some basic girl?

826
00:33:55,172 --> 00:33:56,472
Savage.

827
00:33:56,474 --> 00:33:58,006
Brixlee isn't just some girl.

828
00:33:58,008 --> 00:33:59,609
We're probably
gonna get married.

829
00:33:59,611 --> 00:34:02,177
Every marriage ends in divorce.

830
00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:05,080
Lucas, you're outvoted.

831
00:34:05,082 --> 00:34:07,215
MAX: Listen, I can tell
you're lashing out with anger,

832
00:34:07,217 --> 00:34:09,151
but Brixlee is probably
the love of my life.

833
00:34:09,153 --> 00:34:12,988
Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get
a glass of water, please?

834
00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:14,293
Hello? (gasps)

835
00:34:17,628 --> 00:34:20,329
Hey, guys?

836
00:34:20,331 --> 00:34:22,497
Hmm.

837
00:34:22,499 --> 00:34:24,300
Yeah.

838
00:34:24,302 --> 00:34:26,167
What can you tell me
about her backstory?

839
00:34:26,169 --> 00:34:27,303
Where is she supposed
to be from?

840
00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:28,336
She seems quite exotic.

841
00:34:28,338 --> 00:34:30,939
Okay, listen carefully,

842
00:34:30,941 --> 00:34:32,675
'cause I'll make this offer
only once.

843
00:34:32,677 --> 00:34:35,044
400 bucks to take her
off your hands.

844
00:34:35,046 --> 00:34:38,113
No. We need 550, U.S.

845
00:34:38,115 --> 00:34:39,682
(chuckles):
Fuck off. What?

846
00:34:39,684 --> 00:34:41,684
That's my entire allowance.

847
00:34:41,686 --> 00:34:44,287
Listen, Claude,
let's just cut the bullshit.

848
00:34:44,289 --> 00:34:47,455
I'm the son of a businesswoman,
and I think we both know,

849
00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:49,457
if you didn't want
to buy the doll,

850
00:34:49,459 --> 00:34:51,193
you would've left already.

851
00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:54,129
Stop treating us like kids.
We know how things work.

852
00:34:54,131 --> 00:34:57,600
So, do you want to buy
the CPR doll or not?

853
00:34:57,602 --> 00:35:01,303
♪ ♪

854
00:35:01,305 --> 00:35:04,439
Fools.
I'd have paid a thousand.

855
00:35:04,441 --> 00:35:07,209
Anyone else feel like
he's gonna fuck that doll?

856
00:35:07,211 --> 00:35:10,012
♪ We got bottles in the house,
call it cabaret ♪

857
00:35:10,014 --> 00:35:12,615
- ♪ So pour me up another glass of the champagne ♪
- (laughing)

858
00:35:12,617 --> 00:35:14,649
♪ I'm feeling right
with my ice and chains ♪

859
00:35:14,651 --> 00:35:18,053
♪ Counting all these stacks
'cause we run this game ♪

860
00:35:18,055 --> 00:35:20,323
- ♪ So hot that I can feel the fever ♪
- (laughing)

861
00:35:20,325 --> 00:35:22,591
- ♪ Never knew that money would make you a believer ♪
- (whoops)

862
00:35:22,593 --> 00:35:24,459
♪ Politickin', but we ain't
no politicians... ♪

863
00:35:24,461 --> 00:35:26,361
(all howling)

864
00:35:26,363 --> 00:35:27,997
THOR:
Yee-haw!

865
00:35:27,999 --> 00:35:29,432
♪ We got bottles
in the house... ♪

866
00:35:29,434 --> 00:35:30,966
We should hydrate.

867
00:35:30,968 --> 00:35:32,501
We've been biking for
almost 14 minutes straight.

868
00:35:32,503 --> 00:35:34,537
I don't think I've ever been
this far from home.

869
00:35:34,539 --> 00:35:37,405
I think I did a production
of Cats around here.

870
00:35:37,407 --> 00:35:39,577
You're really not
gonna sing anymore?

871
00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:42,510
Yeah.
I've never been happier.

872
00:35:42,512 --> 00:35:45,680
(horn honking)

873
00:35:45,682 --> 00:35:47,649
- Just give us the drugs.
- MAX: Fuck.

874
00:35:47,651 --> 00:35:49,617
- How'd you find us?
- Her phone.

875
00:35:49,619 --> 00:35:51,120
They tracked us.

876
00:35:51,122 --> 00:35:53,289
We're not giving you
these drugs.

877
00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:55,390
We're giving them
to firefighters.

878
00:35:55,392 --> 00:35:57,392
Get help.

879
00:35:57,394 --> 00:35:59,327
- Go!
- We're in a car, dipshits.

880
00:35:59,329 --> 00:36:00,629
You're not gonna outrun us.

881
00:36:00,631 --> 00:36:02,401
MAX:
Not on my fast bike, nerds.

882
00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:07,269
♪ I don't live in my fears... ♪

883
00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:10,638
Good luck getting your car
in here, losers!

884
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,140
Shit.

885
00:36:12,142 --> 00:36:13,709
♪ I don't care if you care ♪

886
00:36:13,711 --> 00:36:15,443
♪ I just know it ain't fair ♪

887
00:36:15,445 --> 00:36:17,546
♪ Ain't no time to prepare ♪

888
00:36:17,548 --> 00:36:19,280
♪ Life is just a nightmare,
Push ♪

889
00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:20,615
Where are you going?

890
00:36:20,617 --> 00:36:23,218
♪ You can run,
but you can't hide, Push ♪

891
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:26,187
♪ You can run, but
you can't hide, Push ♪

892
00:36:26,189 --> 00:36:29,758
♪ You can run,
but you can't hide, Push ♪

893
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,593
♪ You can run, but
you can't hide ♪

894
00:36:31,595 --> 00:36:34,195
(screaming)

895
00:36:34,197 --> 00:36:35,698
♪ ♪

896
00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:38,136
(woman gasps, grunts)

897
00:36:39,503 --> 00:36:41,472
MAN:
Hey.

898
00:36:42,572 --> 00:36:44,542
♪ Yellow motherfucking Claw ♪

899
00:36:49,046 --> 00:36:51,646
♪ You can run,
but you can't hide... ♪

900
00:36:51,648 --> 00:36:54,182
You're not getting
these drugs back!

901
00:36:54,184 --> 00:36:57,255
- Just give her the sex drugs!
- (Thor whimpers)

902
00:36:58,756 --> 00:37:00,555
MAX:
Peel off!

903
00:37:00,557 --> 00:37:02,057
I won't let you
destroy your li...

904
00:37:02,059 --> 00:37:03,358
- (screams, groans)
- (music stops)

905
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,260
(onlookers gasping, murmuring)

906
00:37:05,262 --> 00:37:06,729
(Lucas coughs)

907
00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:07,762
(groans)

908
00:37:07,764 --> 00:37:09,765
- (Max whimpers)
- Are you okay?

909
00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,200
- Are you okay?
- Lucas, are you okay?

910
00:37:11,202 --> 00:37:12,834
- What the hell happened?
- We were running away

911
00:37:12,836 --> 00:37:14,403
from our babysitter
'cause she was trying

912
00:37:14,405 --> 00:37:16,171
- to touch our penises.
- What? That is not true.

913
00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:17,506
- Yes, it is. - Yes, it is.
- I wasn't.

914
00:37:17,508 --> 00:37:19,111
- MAX: Yeah, you were.
- I wasn't...

915
00:37:20,410 --> 00:37:23,079
- Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go!
- What happened?

916
00:37:23,081 --> 00:37:24,312
- Go, go!
- (tires squealing)

917
00:37:24,314 --> 00:37:26,715
- Lucas, are you okay?
- (groans)

918
00:37:26,717 --> 00:37:29,318
I-I think I'm fine.

919
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,820
- (retching) - Your arm.
- DRIVER: Oh, hell no.

920
00:37:31,822 --> 00:37:34,523
(screaming)

921
00:37:34,525 --> 00:37:35,758
(both retching)

922
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,591
Yo, I'm-a call 911.

923
00:37:36,593 --> 00:37:37,792
- Help! Help!
- No, no, no. It's okay.

924
00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:38,727
This happens all the time.

925
00:37:38,729 --> 00:37:40,229
Come on, we got to go.
We got to go. Go.

926
00:37:40,231 --> 00:37:42,097
- Help! Ow!
- We got... Come on.

927
00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:44,200
I'll get the bikes.
(retches)

928
00:37:44,202 --> 00:37:45,568
(groaning)

929
00:37:45,570 --> 00:37:48,137
Okay. I threw their phone
in a prickle bush.

930
00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,704
So they can't track us anymore.

931
00:37:49,706 --> 00:37:51,307
Oh, the pain!

932
00:37:51,309 --> 00:37:52,608
Lucas, you have to be quiet.

933
00:37:52,610 --> 00:37:55,176
- (groaning)
- Okay, do we have any ice?

934
00:37:55,178 --> 00:37:56,412
No, we're in a fucking alley.

935
00:37:56,414 --> 00:37:58,780
- (groaning)
- What about pain medication?

936
00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:01,216
- We have the Molly we can give him.
- No!

937
00:38:01,218 --> 00:38:02,785
Yeah, he's probably just gonna
try and have sex with us.

938
00:38:02,787 --> 00:38:04,120
Call an ambulance!

939
00:38:04,122 --> 00:38:06,421
- Mission's over!
- We'll get busted.

940
00:38:06,423 --> 00:38:08,858
- Plus, do you even have insurance?
- I don't know.

941
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:10,593
- Do you?
- I don't know.

942
00:38:10,595 --> 00:38:12,595
- I think I only have a deductible.
- It's all right.

943
00:38:12,597 --> 00:38:14,597
This happens to MMA fighters
all the time.

944
00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:16,798
We just got to ram your arm
into something very hard

945
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,503
so it pops back in place.

946
00:38:21,271 --> 00:38:23,539
Fine! Fuck it!
Let's just get this over with.

947
00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:24,673
(grunts) Ow!

948
00:38:24,675 --> 00:38:27,475
- Come on.
- Easy. All right.

949
00:38:27,477 --> 00:38:29,845
One, two, three.

950
00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:31,412
(all yelling)

951
00:38:31,414 --> 00:38:34,518
(Lucas screaming)

952
00:38:37,155 --> 00:38:39,220
Wrong arm!

953
00:38:39,222 --> 00:38:41,222
- Okay, new site, new site.
- Okay.

954
00:38:41,224 --> 00:38:43,559
Okay, lie down on your back
and give me your arm.

955
00:38:43,561 --> 00:38:45,660
- Come on.
- (Lucas exhales)

956
00:38:45,662 --> 00:38:48,564
All right. It says
this next part's gonna hurt,

957
00:38:48,566 --> 00:38:50,733
that you should bite down
on something hard.

958
00:38:50,735 --> 00:38:52,336
I know.

959
00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:57,606
Open. There you go.

960
00:38:57,608 --> 00:38:59,408
(sighs):
Okay.

961
00:38:59,410 --> 00:39:01,410
- On three.
- One,

962
00:39:01,412 --> 00:39:03,312
- two, three.
- (phone chimes)

963
00:39:03,314 --> 00:39:04,479
- Just got a text from Taylor.
- What'd she say?

964
00:39:04,481 --> 00:39:06,582
She wants to know
why you aren't in school

965
00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:08,350
and if you're coming
to the party tonight.

966
00:39:08,352 --> 00:39:09,651
- MAX: Just write...
- (muffled screaming)

967
00:39:09,653 --> 00:39:10,818
Okay, sorry.
One, two, three!

968
00:39:10,820 --> 00:39:12,655
(yelling)

969
00:39:12,657 --> 00:39:14,490
- (muffled screaming)
- Oh!

970
00:39:14,492 --> 00:39:15,557
Let me help, let me help.

971
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:16,791
- MAX: Focus! On three.
- THOR: One!

972
00:39:16,793 --> 00:39:18,727
Two! Three!

973
00:39:18,729 --> 00:39:21,829
(all yelling)

974
00:39:21,831 --> 00:39:24,200
- (shoulder pops)
- MAX: Hmm?

975
00:39:24,202 --> 00:39:28,607
- Wow. I didn't think that'd actually work.
- (pants, groans)

976
00:39:30,874 --> 00:39:32,975
- (Lucas sighs)
- You're gonna be good, man.

977
00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:35,577
No.

978
00:39:35,579 --> 00:39:37,345
I'm really not.

979
00:39:37,347 --> 00:39:40,317
My parents are getting
a divorce. (sighs)

980
00:39:42,352 --> 00:39:43,686
What'd you do?

981
00:39:43,688 --> 00:39:45,820
- MAX: Thor!
- What?

982
00:39:45,822 --> 00:39:47,789
Sorry.

983
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:49,427
(sighs)

984
00:39:51,428 --> 00:39:53,365
My dad's moving out.

985
00:39:54,798 --> 00:39:57,733
Whatever happens
between your parents,

986
00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:59,905
you always got
the Bean Bag Boys.

987
00:40:01,872 --> 00:40:04,472
We'll never split up.
Bean Bag Boys for life.

988
00:40:04,474 --> 00:40:06,441
You promise?

989
00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:07,475
- Promise.
- Promise.

990
00:40:07,477 --> 00:40:09,544
- (Max sighs)
- THOR: Come on.

991
00:40:09,546 --> 00:40:11,713
Let's get you some
Children's Tylenol.

992
00:40:11,715 --> 00:40:12,851
- (shoulder pops)
- (screaming)

993
00:40:15,452 --> 00:40:16,785
(hip-hop music playing faintly
over speakers)

994
00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:18,456
(Max grunting)

995
00:40:20,624 --> 00:40:23,492
- Want some help, buddy?
- No, I got it.

996
00:40:23,494 --> 00:40:25,727
Okay, just do it.

997
00:40:25,729 --> 00:40:28,199
♪ ♪

998
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:31,600
(bell dings)

999
00:40:31,602 --> 00:40:33,936
- Hey, Miles.
- Hey, man.

1000
00:40:33,938 --> 00:40:35,738
- Coming in or coming off?
- (sighs) Just got off a triple.

1001
00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:37,740
Man, I don't care
if I get mugged.

1002
00:40:37,742 --> 00:40:39,910
I'm not typing up
any more paperwork today.

1003
00:40:40,945 --> 00:40:42,247
(whispers):
Cop.

1004
00:40:45,682 --> 00:40:47,483
Shit.
We have D-R-U-G-S on us.

1005
00:40:47,485 --> 00:40:49,684
He knows how to spell.
Just act normal.

1006
00:40:49,686 --> 00:40:52,287
- Pretend to talk.
- About what?

1007
00:40:52,289 --> 00:40:53,955
Just be normal.

1008
00:40:53,957 --> 00:40:56,892
(loudly): What do you think
about politics?

1009
00:40:56,894 --> 00:40:58,763
It's a complicated issue.

1010
00:41:00,064 --> 00:41:01,796
(whispers):
This cop's acting weird.

1011
00:41:01,798 --> 00:41:03,666
MAX:
He's eye-fucking us.

1012
00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,033
Just act normal.
Just laugh.

1013
00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:06,901
We're just
two cool guys laughing.

1014
00:41:06,903 --> 00:41:09,807
(both laughing awkwardly)

1015
00:41:12,677 --> 00:41:14,309
We skipped school.

1016
00:41:14,311 --> 00:41:15,477
Lucas!

1017
00:41:15,479 --> 00:41:16,745
(sighs)

1018
00:41:16,747 --> 00:41:18,347
Are we in trouble?

1019
00:41:18,349 --> 00:41:20,948
Yeah, well, usually,
I'd call this in,

1020
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:23,352
but because you were
honest with me,

1021
00:41:23,354 --> 00:41:24,753
I'm gonna let you slide,
all right?

1022
00:41:24,755 --> 00:41:26,655
Just promise
not to do it again, okay?

1023
00:41:26,657 --> 00:41:28,457
We promise.
Thank you, sir.

1024
00:41:28,459 --> 00:41:29,291
All right.

1025
00:41:29,293 --> 00:41:31,026
(whispers):
That was a close one.

1026
00:41:31,028 --> 00:41:32,995
Wait, where's Thor?

1027
00:41:32,997 --> 00:41:35,997
♪ ♪

1028
00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:37,832
♪ I'm not the madder,
the baddest ♪

1029
00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:39,468
♪ The hardest or the tallest ♪

1030
00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:41,070
♪ But I say what I mean
and I walk it like I talk it ♪

1031
00:41:41,072 --> 00:41:44,405
♪ Don't make me get started,
ain't nobody ballin', see ♪

1032
00:41:44,407 --> 00:41:46,908
♪ We keep getting up, it don't
matter that you're falling ♪

1033
00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:48,676
♪ No time for stalling... ♪

1034
00:41:48,678 --> 00:41:50,345
OFFICER:
Hold it.

1035
00:41:50,347 --> 00:41:51,615
Come here.

1036
00:41:52,983 --> 00:41:54,816
(sighs)
What do you have in your pants?

1037
00:41:54,818 --> 00:41:56,919
My penis.

1038
00:41:56,921 --> 00:41:59,924
- Pull it out.
- (Thor sighs)

1039
00:42:00,957 --> 00:42:02,725
I also have a big dick.

1040
00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:07,129
Put it back.
I'm being generous today.

1041
00:42:07,131 --> 00:42:09,765
- We also have drugs.
- Dude! - (groans)

1042
00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:12,667
- He was onto us.
- Okay, what do you have?

1043
00:42:12,669 --> 00:42:14,970
Schedule I
controlled substance,

1044
00:42:14,972 --> 00:42:16,908
with intent to distribute.

1045
00:42:18,142 --> 00:42:19,975
Brother,
these are vitamins, okay?

1046
00:42:19,977 --> 00:42:21,709
Children's vitamins, at that.

1047
00:42:21,711 --> 00:42:23,379
- No, those are drugs.
- No, look.

1048
00:42:23,381 --> 00:42:25,513
If that's drugs,
then this is drugs, too.

1049
00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:27,582
- If you don't arrest us, I'll report you.
- Lucas!

1050
00:42:27,584 --> 00:42:29,417
Just leave me the fuck alone!

1051
00:42:29,419 --> 00:42:31,086
I mean, sorry to fucking swear
at kids, but fuck.

1052
00:42:31,088 --> 00:42:33,122
You know, I'm gonna arrest you
for fucking ruining my day.

1053
00:42:33,124 --> 00:42:35,894
All right? I'll take them.
Let me go home!

1054
00:42:40,131 --> 00:42:41,997
- He's calling for backup.
- What do we do?

1055
00:42:41,999 --> 00:42:45,434
Hello. Listen.
I've decided I don't want kids.

1056
00:42:45,436 --> 00:42:47,669
- (whispering): What's up?
- The cop's eye-fucking us.

1057
00:42:47,671 --> 00:42:50,539
We have to make a run for it.
I know what to do.

1058
00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:52,173
Well, no, it's not
up for discu...

1059
00:42:52,175 --> 00:42:53,941
- (door opens)
- Well, yeah, well, no, you may be detective,

1060
00:42:53,943 --> 00:42:55,010
but in the marriage
we're equal.

1061
00:42:55,012 --> 00:42:56,412
Wha...?

1062
00:42:56,414 --> 00:42:57,716
Just hang up.
Who cares?

1063
00:42:59,483 --> 00:43:01,716
This is free 'cause I'm a cop.

1064
00:43:01,718 --> 00:43:04,755
("Nobody Speak" by DJ Shadow
featuring Run the Jewels plays)

1065
00:43:07,191 --> 00:43:09,524
♪ Picture this,
I'm a bag of dicks ♪

1066
00:43:09,526 --> 00:43:11,760
♪ Put me to your lips,
I am sick ♪

1067
00:43:11,762 --> 00:43:14,695
♪ I will punch a baby bear
in his shit, give me lip ♪

1068
00:43:14,697 --> 00:43:17,633
♪ I'm-a send you to the yard,
get a stick, make a switch ♪

1069
00:43:17,635 --> 00:43:19,501
♪ I can end the conversation
real quick... ♪

1070
00:43:19,503 --> 00:43:20,903
What the fuck, Thor?

1071
00:43:20,905 --> 00:43:22,671
You didn't even care
about my shoulder.

1072
00:43:22,673 --> 00:43:25,640
- You just wanted a beer.
- I can care about two things.

1073
00:43:25,642 --> 00:43:27,642
Yeah, you and your stupid beer!

1074
00:43:27,644 --> 00:43:30,778
- Now we're fugitives!
- Why are you yelling at me?

1075
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:33,080
I just ran off
without my family's bikes.

1076
00:43:33,082 --> 00:43:36,084
- Cycle Sundays are fucked!
- Guys, guys.

1077
00:43:36,086 --> 00:43:37,553
(laughs):
The mall!

1078
00:43:37,555 --> 00:43:38,954
(all laughing)

1079
00:43:38,956 --> 00:43:40,988
- Yes! Yes! - Yes!
- We made it!

1080
00:43:40,990 --> 00:43:43,591
- Yes! (whoops)
- Yes!

1081
00:43:43,593 --> 00:43:45,160
Come on, come on, come on.

1082
00:43:45,162 --> 00:43:47,762
♪ ♪

1083
00:43:47,764 --> 00:43:49,967
- Oh, shit.
- Holy mother...

1084
00:43:51,968 --> 00:43:53,468
Goddamn it!

1085
00:43:53,470 --> 00:43:55,204
LUCAS:
Great.

1086
00:43:55,206 --> 00:43:58,106
Now we're trapped between
a highway and the authorities.

1087
00:43:58,108 --> 00:43:59,908
Well, we wouldn't be
in this position right now

1088
00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:01,075
if you weren't such a narc.

1089
00:44:01,077 --> 00:44:03,678
Guys, the mall's right there.

1090
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,513
All we have to do
is cross the highway,

1091
00:44:05,515 --> 00:44:07,015
and the cars
aren't even moving.

1092
00:44:07,017 --> 00:44:11,119
Now, are we fifth-graders,
or are we sixth-graders?

1093
00:44:11,121 --> 00:44:14,492
♪ ♪

1094
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:20,130
♪ Nobody speak,
nobody get choked, hey ♪

1095
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,867
♪ Nobody speak,
nobody get choked, hey. ♪

1096
00:44:25,869 --> 00:44:28,003
Well, I'm going back
into the woods.

1097
00:44:28,005 --> 00:44:29,905
I'll live off of rainwater
and squirrels.

1098
00:44:29,907 --> 00:44:31,240
I don't give a fuck.

1099
00:44:31,242 --> 00:44:33,075
Uh, no, you won't.

1100
00:44:33,077 --> 00:44:34,510
- Oh, my gosh!
- No, no.

1101
00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:35,947
It's-it's like
a parking lot, see?

1102
00:44:37,113 --> 00:44:39,548
Wait!
You stole another beer?

1103
00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:41,015
- What the fuck, Thor?
- Hey.

1104
00:44:41,017 --> 00:44:42,651
You guys aren't the ones
who's gonna have

1105
00:44:42,653 --> 00:44:44,586
"Sippy Cup"
on their goddamn tombstone!

1106
00:44:44,588 --> 00:44:46,622
God.
Say it, don't spray it.

1107
00:44:46,624 --> 00:44:48,624
♪ ♪

1108
00:44:48,626 --> 00:44:50,791
WOMAN:
Get off the freeway!

1109
00:44:50,793 --> 00:44:51,926
Children crossing.

1110
00:44:51,928 --> 00:44:53,662
- Please, children are crossing.
- MAN: Get off the road.

1111
00:44:53,664 --> 00:44:55,263
- (tires squeal, horn honks)
- (Lucas screams)

1112
00:44:55,265 --> 00:44:58,166
- What are you guys doing? Get back to the side.
- Go!

1113
00:44:58,168 --> 00:45:00,068
- Go, go, go, go. - Now.
- Fucking idiots!

1114
00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:03,604
- (phone chimes)
- Wait. I got a message.

1115
00:45:03,606 --> 00:45:04,939
Oh, it's from Taylor.

1116
00:45:04,941 --> 00:45:06,675
She said Marcus is
coming to the party.

1117
00:45:06,677 --> 00:45:08,042
He has a huge crush on Brixlee.

1118
00:45:08,044 --> 00:45:10,044
She's definitely
gonna kiss him.

1119
00:45:10,046 --> 00:45:12,580
- He's the nicest kid in our grade.
- LUCAS: Wait, wait.

1120
00:45:12,582 --> 00:45:13,981
I'm the nicest kid
in our grade.

1121
00:45:13,983 --> 00:45:18,086
It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.

1122
00:45:18,088 --> 00:45:20,856
- I'm way nicer than Max.
- No, you're not!

1123
00:45:20,858 --> 00:45:22,925
You made Ms. Willoughby cry
last year.

1124
00:45:22,927 --> 00:45:25,026
Hey, she was already crying.
I just took her picture.

1125
00:45:25,028 --> 00:45:26,928
Guys, guys! Look!

1126
00:45:26,930 --> 00:45:28,265
- It started.
- Oh, shit.

1127
00:45:29,599 --> 00:45:31,800
- Shit.
- Oh, fuck.

1128
00:45:31,802 --> 00:45:33,200
- Let's go back!
- Let's go back!

1129
00:45:33,202 --> 00:45:34,202
(all yelling)

1130
00:45:34,204 --> 00:45:35,803
We're trapped.

1131
00:45:35,805 --> 00:45:37,842
- Let us out!
- (indistinct shouting)

1132
00:45:40,177 --> 00:45:42,811
THOR:
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

1133
00:45:42,813 --> 00:45:45,079
- No, we're not. We just need to time it, okay?
- Oh, fuck!

1134
00:45:45,081 --> 00:45:46,247
- We just need to time it right.
- Shit!

1135
00:45:46,249 --> 00:45:48,986
We can do this, guys.
We can do this!

1136
00:45:50,653 --> 00:45:52,620
- N-No!
- (screaming)

1137
00:45:52,622 --> 00:45:53,988
(horns honking)

1138
00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:56,091
- Max, no!
- Are you batshit crazy?!

1139
00:45:56,093 --> 00:45:58,327
- (screaming)
- What the fuck are you doing?!

1140
00:45:58,329 --> 00:45:59,794
(grunts)

1141
00:45:59,796 --> 00:46:03,097
- Oh, shit. He made it.
- MAX: Oh!

1142
00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:04,600
I did it!

1143
00:46:04,602 --> 00:46:06,867
Lucas, Lucas,
look at me right now.

1144
00:46:06,869 --> 00:46:08,070
I know you're scared.

1145
00:46:08,072 --> 00:46:09,370
I'm not, at all...

1146
00:46:09,372 --> 00:46:10,838
Shut up, Thor!

1147
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,673
(horns honking)

1148
00:46:12,675 --> 00:46:15,276
- Lucas, fuck you! No!
- Shit! Shit!

1149
00:46:15,278 --> 00:46:16,278
Lucas!

1150
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,847
(horn honking)

1151
00:46:18,849 --> 00:46:21,048
No! Lucas!

1152
00:46:21,050 --> 00:46:23,218
(screams)
I'm not dead!

1153
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,620
- I'm not dead!
- MAX: All right.

1154
00:46:25,622 --> 00:46:27,356
- You got it, man. Come on.
- Yes! Yes!

1155
00:46:27,358 --> 00:46:29,624
- Fuck you!
- I love you, too.

1156
00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:30,959
Now, come over here.

1157
00:46:30,961 --> 00:46:32,126
I want my mom.

1158
00:46:32,128 --> 00:46:33,695
- Come on. Come on.
- Come on.

1159
00:46:33,697 --> 00:46:35,696
I'm fine.
I'll just live here.

1160
00:46:35,698 --> 00:46:37,064
- I-I'm good.
- LUCAS: Come on!

1161
00:46:37,066 --> 00:46:39,166
- Come on!
- You got this!

1162
00:46:39,168 --> 00:46:41,003
(exhales)
All right. Come on, Thor.

1163
00:46:41,005 --> 00:46:43,771
You are not Sippy Cup.
You're a badass.

1164
00:46:43,773 --> 00:46:46,073
- (yelling)
- MAX: Come on, come on!

1165
00:46:46,075 --> 00:46:48,343
Oh, shit! My beer!

1166
00:46:48,345 --> 00:46:50,715
- (tires squealing)
- (horns honking)

1167
00:46:54,284 --> 00:46:57,718
(all screaming)

1168
00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,023
Oh, shit!

1169
00:47:00,923 --> 00:47:03,226
(retching)

1170
00:47:06,930 --> 00:47:08,129
- LUCAS: Oh!
- Oh, wait.

1171
00:47:08,131 --> 00:47:10,097
That's my dad's CPR doll.

1172
00:47:10,099 --> 00:47:11,867
- Oh.
- That's my dad's CPR doll!

1173
00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:13,669
- We're not murderers!
- Yes!

1174
00:47:13,671 --> 00:47:15,236
- We're saved!
- We're not fucking killers!

1175
00:47:15,238 --> 00:47:17,204
- We're not killers!
- Yes!

1176
00:47:17,206 --> 00:47:19,209
♪ ♪

1177
00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:27,048
MAX:
Beep, beep.

1178
00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:28,316
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.

1179
00:47:28,318 --> 00:47:29,950
- Pardon me. Sorry.
- Hey!

1180
00:47:29,952 --> 00:47:31,221
Excuse me.
Got to get through.

1181
00:47:32,256 --> 00:47:33,358
Sorry.

1182
00:47:36,325 --> 00:47:39,193
Hey. We called about
the BD Rolling Thunder.

1183
00:47:39,195 --> 00:47:41,296
I'm so sorry, you guys.

1184
00:47:41,298 --> 00:47:43,131
Sold it.

1185
00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:44,700
Ha-ha. Nice joke.

1186
00:47:44,702 --> 00:47:46,367
(mock chuckling):
So funny.

1187
00:47:46,369 --> 00:47:49,403
No, I did. I sold it.
Two girls, said they knew you.

1188
00:47:49,405 --> 00:47:51,305
Fuck you!

1189
00:47:51,307 --> 00:47:53,475
- Jesus.
- I'm gonna kill your family, and then they're

1190
00:47:53,477 --> 00:47:55,276
- gonna come alive...
- Ease off the sugar, huh?

1191
00:47:55,278 --> 00:47:57,278
- ...and turn your whole family into zombies!
- Max!

1192
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,383
I was gonna say...
you didn't let me finish...

1193
00:48:01,385 --> 00:48:03,251
they left a note for you.

1194
00:48:03,253 --> 00:48:05,256
♪ ♪

1195
00:48:09,727 --> 00:48:11,492
Why are they walking like that?

1196
00:48:11,494 --> 00:48:13,061
I don't know.

1197
00:48:13,063 --> 00:48:14,898
(sighs)

1198
00:48:15,965 --> 00:48:18,200
How'd you guys track us?

1199
00:48:18,202 --> 00:48:19,767
We threw your bag
in prickle bushes.

1200
00:48:19,769 --> 00:48:21,870
Dumbass, you told us
that your life would be over

1201
00:48:21,872 --> 00:48:23,771
if you didn't get
a BD Rolling Thunder,

1202
00:48:23,773 --> 00:48:25,173
and this is the only place

1203
00:48:25,175 --> 00:48:27,408
- a child could get to on a tricycle.
- Okay.

1204
00:48:27,410 --> 00:48:29,380
I have the drugs.
Now give me the drone.

1205
00:48:31,215 --> 00:48:32,417
(sighs)

1206
00:48:33,751 --> 00:48:35,086
Are you fucking kidding me?

1207
00:48:37,454 --> 00:48:40,155
What in the actual fuck?
These are just gummy vitamins.

1208
00:48:40,157 --> 00:48:41,356
- Shit.
- Told you she was gonna check.

1209
00:48:41,358 --> 00:48:42,791
- Fuck.
- LILY: Where is the Molly?

1210
00:48:42,793 --> 00:48:45,160
- Where is it?
- A cop has it.

1211
00:48:45,162 --> 00:48:47,329
You gave our drugs to a cop?

1212
00:48:47,331 --> 00:48:48,763
LUCAS:
Wait. Look.

1213
00:48:48,765 --> 00:48:50,097
I know you don't know us

1214
00:48:50,099 --> 00:48:51,767
and you think
we're just stupid kids,

1215
00:48:51,769 --> 00:48:52,834
but just listen to me.

1216
00:48:52,836 --> 00:48:54,269
Whatever problems
you're having,

1217
00:48:54,271 --> 00:48:55,937
drugs are not the answer.

1218
00:48:55,939 --> 00:48:58,939
Drugs just give you
a false sense of reality.

1219
00:48:58,941 --> 00:49:00,941
You may think
your lives are bad,

1220
00:49:00,943 --> 00:49:03,879
but you have family
and friends who love you.

1221
00:49:03,881 --> 00:49:05,213
Can you shut the fuck up?

1222
00:49:05,215 --> 00:49:07,082
I just spent $600
on a fucking drone.

1223
00:49:07,084 --> 00:49:08,816
You ruined
my passionate moment.

1224
00:49:08,818 --> 00:49:11,820
- HANNAH: Well, it was stupid.
- LILY: This day is fucked.

1225
00:49:11,822 --> 00:49:13,088
Benji is the only one
who has Molly,

1226
00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:14,256
and he won't sell it to us.

1227
00:49:14,258 --> 00:49:16,091
HANNAH:
Okay. Well, I'm sorry.

1228
00:49:16,093 --> 00:49:17,825
We're fucked.

1229
00:49:17,827 --> 00:49:20,163
We'll do it.
We'll get your drugs.

1230
00:49:21,497 --> 00:49:23,865
- The fuck we will.
- What the hell, dude?

1231
00:49:23,867 --> 00:49:25,533
Do you think
he would sell to kids?

1232
00:49:25,535 --> 00:49:27,169
MAX:
We're not kids.

1233
00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,370
We're tweens.

1234
00:49:28,372 --> 00:49:30,508
What do we have to lose?

1235
00:49:33,075 --> 00:49:34,811
So, it's a deal?

1236
00:49:36,213 --> 00:49:38,012
(whispering):
Max, this is fucking insane.

1237
00:49:38,014 --> 00:49:39,548
Just take
your goddamn punishment.

1238
00:49:39,550 --> 00:49:41,515
Lucas and I
will go to the party.

1239
00:49:41,517 --> 00:49:43,852
We'll cock-block anyone
that gets near Brixlee.

1240
00:49:43,854 --> 00:49:46,555
(sighs)
They didn't invite you.

1241
00:49:46,557 --> 00:49:48,289
What?

1242
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:51,392
The popular kids
only invited me.

1243
00:49:51,394 --> 00:49:53,128
What do you mean?

1244
00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:55,997
They think you're kind of...
random.

1245
00:49:55,999 --> 00:49:58,133
- Oh.
- But it's okay,

1246
00:49:58,135 --> 00:50:00,267
'cause once those guys
get to know you,

1247
00:50:00,269 --> 00:50:02,470
they'll see what I see,
that you're not random.

1248
00:50:02,472 --> 00:50:04,004
That you're specific.

1249
00:50:04,006 --> 00:50:05,407
I'm not buying drugs.

1250
00:50:05,409 --> 00:50:07,475
- Neither am I.
- You guys don't have to.

1251
00:50:07,477 --> 00:50:09,443
I'll do all the talking. I just
need your height in there.

1252
00:50:09,445 --> 00:50:11,412
You're the only one of us

1253
00:50:11,414 --> 00:50:13,481
that looks like
they could be in college.

1254
00:50:13,483 --> 00:50:16,084
HANNAH:
Guys.

1255
00:50:16,086 --> 00:50:18,089
Are you in or out?

1256
00:50:20,122 --> 00:50:22,256
So, you guys did all of this
for a kissing party?

1257
00:50:22,258 --> 00:50:25,026
No. There's also gonna be
cool boys there.

1258
00:50:25,028 --> 00:50:26,861
I remember my first
kissing party.

1259
00:50:26,863 --> 00:50:28,396
It was the summer
after sixth grade

1260
00:50:28,398 --> 00:50:29,965
at Manush Patel's house.

1261
00:50:29,967 --> 00:50:31,166
Who'd you kiss?

1262
00:50:31,168 --> 00:50:33,300
- Uh, Manush's sister.
- (Hannah chuckles)

1263
00:50:33,302 --> 00:50:34,903
Wait, you weren't there?

1264
00:50:34,905 --> 00:50:36,403
HANNAH: No, we didn't really
know each other then.

1265
00:50:36,405 --> 00:50:38,240
I mean, we were in
the same grade,

1266
00:50:38,242 --> 00:50:40,242
but we didn't really become
close until eighth grade.

1267
00:50:40,244 --> 00:50:42,376
Oh. I just figured you guys

1268
00:50:42,378 --> 00:50:44,479
- knew each other for longer.
- LUCAS: Yeah, everybody knows

1269
00:50:44,481 --> 00:50:46,548
you meet your best friends
in kindergarten.

1270
00:50:46,550 --> 00:50:48,115
- Yeah.
- HANNAH: Yeah, the only reason

1271
00:50:48,117 --> 00:50:49,416
you're friends with people
back then

1272
00:50:49,418 --> 00:50:51,051
is 'cause you live close
to each other.

1273
00:50:51,053 --> 00:50:52,254
Or, because, like,
your parents are friends.

1274
00:50:52,256 --> 00:50:54,122
No. That's not true for us.

1275
00:50:54,124 --> 00:50:56,124
We're friends
because we like each other.

1276
00:50:56,126 --> 00:50:59,494
- And we live close together.
- And our parents are friends.

1277
00:50:59,496 --> 00:51:02,263
♪ ♪

1278
00:51:02,265 --> 00:51:04,267
(birds chirping)

1279
00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:11,138
HANNAH:
Okay, come here.

1280
00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:13,908
Go in. Buy two pills.

1281
00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:15,343
Ask for Benji.

1282
00:51:15,345 --> 00:51:16,945
Do not mention Hannah.

1283
00:51:16,947 --> 00:51:19,247
- Who's Hannah?
- I am.

1284
00:51:19,249 --> 00:51:21,548
Oh. I'm Max.

1285
00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:23,050
Yeah, I know who you are.

1286
00:51:23,052 --> 00:51:25,287
Okay, just go in there,
buy the pills,

1287
00:51:25,289 --> 00:51:27,191
and then I'll trade you
for the drone.

1288
00:51:29,392 --> 00:51:32,327
Okay, if this goes bad,
drive off.

1289
00:51:32,329 --> 00:51:33,928
- Okay.
- Okay.

1290
00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:35,696
It's not too late to turn back.

1291
00:51:35,698 --> 00:51:37,698
No. We have to get the drugs

1292
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:41,035
so we can get the drone,
so we can go to the party.

1293
00:51:41,037 --> 00:51:43,039
♪ ♪

1294
00:51:45,207 --> 00:51:47,211
(sighs)

1295
00:52:01,525 --> 00:52:04,059
(door creaks)

1296
00:52:04,061 --> 00:52:05,930
Hello?

1297
00:52:13,736 --> 00:52:15,637
MAN (in other room):
I am your daddy!

1298
00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:17,638
You are my baby!

1299
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,108
Listen, you will stay
down here and suffer

1300
00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:22,242
until you learn to be men!

1301
00:52:22,244 --> 00:52:24,579
- (air horn blares)
- (Lucas screams)

1302
00:52:24,581 --> 00:52:27,414
Listen!
What you babies wearing?

1303
00:52:27,416 --> 00:52:29,651
- MEN: Diapers!
- That's right!

1304
00:52:29,653 --> 00:52:31,452
(TV playing quietly)

1305
00:52:31,454 --> 00:52:34,622
Good evening.
We're looking for Benji.

1306
00:52:34,624 --> 00:52:37,325
(shouting continues
in other room)

1307
00:52:37,327 --> 00:52:39,260
Hey, dickless. Come here.

1308
00:52:39,262 --> 00:52:42,129
- Yes, Daddy.
- All right, I need you to go find Benji.

1309
00:52:42,131 --> 00:52:43,597
Tell him he's got visitors.

1310
00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:45,265
Yes, Daddy.

1311
00:52:45,267 --> 00:52:47,234
MAN (in other room):
I ask the fucking questions!

1312
00:52:47,236 --> 00:52:48,769
That's your son?

1313
00:52:48,771 --> 00:52:52,240
You guys can go sit your
asses down over there and wait.

1314
00:52:52,242 --> 00:52:55,075
MAN (in other room):
Whatever happens to you is

1315
00:52:55,077 --> 00:52:56,378
your own fucking fault.

1316
00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:58,713
Drop and give me 20,
you fucking babies!

1317
00:52:58,715 --> 00:53:00,448
- (air horn blares)
- (screams)

1318
00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:03,251
- MAN (in other room): Listen!
- (footsteps approaching)

1319
00:53:03,253 --> 00:53:06,021
Four! Get up!

1320
00:53:06,023 --> 00:53:07,488
(chatter continues
in other room)

1321
00:53:07,490 --> 00:53:09,024
Can I help you?

1322
00:53:09,026 --> 00:53:10,358
Good afternoon.

1323
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,997
We would like to buy
two pieces of Molly, please.

1324
00:53:14,697 --> 00:53:17,432
(laughing)

1325
00:53:17,434 --> 00:53:20,068
Did Rafi from Sigma Nu
send you?

1326
00:53:20,070 --> 00:53:21,301
(laughing):
He did, that fucker.

1327
00:53:21,303 --> 00:53:23,271
You guys are, like, seven.

1328
00:53:23,273 --> 00:53:25,173
Oh, except for you.
I recognize you from econ.

1329
00:53:25,175 --> 00:53:26,276
What's up, man?

1330
00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:30,378
Seriously,
I'm not selling drugs to kids.

1331
00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:32,148
We're not kids.
We're tweens.

1332
00:53:33,717 --> 00:53:35,749
Who told you to come here?

1333
00:53:35,751 --> 00:53:38,621
Sell us the drugs,
and you'll find out.

1334
00:53:40,624 --> 00:53:43,224
(chuckles)

1335
00:53:43,226 --> 00:53:44,595
All right.

1336
00:53:45,628 --> 00:53:47,428
Stay there.

1337
00:53:47,430 --> 00:53:50,034
(chatter, shouting continue
indistinctly in other room)

1338
00:53:52,802 --> 00:53:54,803
Hey.

1339
00:53:54,805 --> 00:53:57,508
How long do you think
he's gonna be?

1340
00:53:59,575 --> 00:54:01,542
- (exhales)
- (coughs)

1341
00:54:01,544 --> 00:54:04,546
(gasps)
Oh, you made me high.

1342
00:54:04,548 --> 00:54:06,017
- (air horn blares)
- (screams)

1343
00:54:08,184 --> 00:54:09,619
(footsteps approaching)

1344
00:54:13,356 --> 00:54:15,256
BENJI:
Ah.

1345
00:54:15,258 --> 00:54:17,528
Tell me who sent you.

1346
00:54:19,829 --> 00:54:21,729
- (air horn blares)
- Hannah.

1347
00:54:21,731 --> 00:54:23,530
What? I'm high as fuck.

1348
00:54:23,532 --> 00:54:24,631
(scoffs)

1349
00:54:24,633 --> 00:54:27,869
So, this is what
she thinks of me, huh?

1350
00:54:27,871 --> 00:54:31,840
You can tell Hannah
that if she wants Molly,

1351
00:54:31,842 --> 00:54:33,575
she can suck my dick.

1352
00:54:33,577 --> 00:54:36,144
You shouldn't talk about
women like that.

1353
00:54:36,146 --> 00:54:38,245
The only time
she should suck your dick

1354
00:54:38,247 --> 00:54:40,150
is when she gives you consent.

1355
00:54:41,318 --> 00:54:43,283
You can suck my dick,

1356
00:54:43,285 --> 00:54:45,285
and you can suck
my dick, too.

1357
00:54:45,287 --> 00:54:47,624
What about me?
I'm just gonna sit here?

1358
00:54:49,726 --> 00:54:52,227
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
We do everything together.

1359
00:54:52,229 --> 00:54:54,495
Get the fuck out of here,
you little fucking babies.

1360
00:54:54,497 --> 00:54:55,499
Let's go.

1361
00:54:56,566 --> 00:54:58,566
Get out!

1362
00:54:58,568 --> 00:55:00,869
(indistinct shouting
continues in other room)

1363
00:55:00,871 --> 00:55:02,704
Hey, guys, wait.

1364
00:55:02,706 --> 00:55:04,372
I have something in here

1365
00:55:04,374 --> 00:55:06,707
- that might change your mind.
- (scoffs)

1366
00:55:06,709 --> 00:55:08,475
Hurry up.

1367
00:55:08,477 --> 00:55:10,211
MAN (in other room):
Pledges, listen!

1368
00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,280
Bitch! Now who's the baby?!

1369
00:55:12,282 --> 00:55:14,381
- Holy shit.
- What the fuck?

1370
00:55:14,383 --> 00:55:16,550
If I don't get those drugs,
I'm gonna be grounded,

1371
00:55:16,552 --> 00:55:18,720
and then I'll never
get to kiss Brixlee!

1372
00:55:18,722 --> 00:55:21,356
Max, what the fuck
are you doing?

1373
00:55:21,358 --> 00:55:23,591
You sell drugs.
We came here to buy them.

1374
00:55:23,593 --> 00:55:26,294
So now you're gonna
sell us the drugs.

1375
00:55:26,296 --> 00:55:28,363
Do not test me!

1376
00:55:28,365 --> 00:55:30,301
Okay.

1377
00:55:32,434 --> 00:55:34,501
You want the drugs?
I'm not your parent. Here.

1378
00:55:34,503 --> 00:55:35,769
- Thanks.
- (air horn blares)

1379
00:55:35,771 --> 00:55:37,373
- (grunts)
- Oh, shit.

1380
00:55:38,675 --> 00:55:39,908
Oh, you're fucking dead.

1381
00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:43,278
- (paintball gun firing)
- (grunting)

1382
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,879
What the fuck's going on
down here?

1383
00:55:44,881 --> 00:55:47,414
- (grunting, gasping)
- Whoa!

1384
00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:49,450
She just dropped the charges.

1385
00:55:49,452 --> 00:55:50,751
- (grunts)
- Oh, God.

1386
00:55:50,753 --> 00:55:52,486
(yelling)

1387
00:55:52,488 --> 00:55:54,655
(distorted grunt)

1388
00:55:54,657 --> 00:55:56,691
- (groans)
- ♪ You'd better run ♪

1389
00:55:56,693 --> 00:55:57,691
♪ You'd better run ♪

1390
00:55:57,693 --> 00:55:59,260
- Holy shit.
- (Max yelling)

1391
00:55:59,262 --> 00:56:01,595
♪ You'd better run
from the Devil's gun... ♪

1392
00:56:01,597 --> 00:56:03,597
(pained whimpering)

1393
00:56:03,599 --> 00:56:05,566
LUCAS:
Max, watch out!

1394
00:56:05,568 --> 00:56:07,267
(distorted groan)

1395
00:56:07,269 --> 00:56:08,769
(grunts)

1396
00:56:08,771 --> 00:56:10,537
- I got your back.
- (grunts)

1397
00:56:10,539 --> 00:56:11,838
Thor!

1398
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,809
(groaning)

1399
00:56:14,811 --> 00:56:16,577
Your ass is mine!

1400
00:56:16,579 --> 00:56:18,546
(man yells)

1401
00:56:18,548 --> 00:56:20,247
(groans)

1402
00:56:20,249 --> 00:56:22,383
Oh, my God,
I just killed a man!

1403
00:56:22,385 --> 00:56:23,952
Lucas, get the drugs!

1404
00:56:23,954 --> 00:56:25,553
- (paintball gun firing)
- ♪ The Devil's fire ♪

1405
00:56:25,555 --> 00:56:27,358
♪ Just won't go out... ♪

1406
00:56:28,358 --> 00:56:30,591
We were never here!

1407
00:56:30,593 --> 00:56:33,227
Start the fucking car!

1408
00:56:33,229 --> 00:56:34,595
Max!

1409
00:56:34,597 --> 00:56:37,365
- HANNAH: What's happening?
- Fucking go!

1410
00:56:37,367 --> 00:56:38,832
- What?
- Shit, shit, shit!

1411
00:56:38,834 --> 00:56:40,300
(engine starts)

1412
00:56:40,302 --> 00:56:41,970
Drive! Drive!

1413
00:56:41,972 --> 00:56:44,508
(tires squeal)

1414
00:56:50,947 --> 00:56:53,416
Lucas, drugs.

1415
00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:55,617
No, no, no, no, no.

1416
00:56:55,619 --> 00:56:56,950
Let me see
what's in the bottle.

1417
00:56:56,952 --> 00:57:00,323
(scoffs):
Yeah. Of course.

1418
00:57:02,959 --> 00:57:05,026
Okay, just-just give it to me.

1419
00:57:05,028 --> 00:57:07,564
(Max grunts, pants)

1420
00:57:11,468 --> 00:57:13,600
Wow, you guys are
little badasses.

1421
00:57:13,602 --> 00:57:15,736
'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys.

1422
00:57:15,738 --> 00:57:17,738
I don't know what that means.

1423
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:18,943
We have beanbags.

1424
00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:22,846
It's been real, guys.

1425
00:57:23,979 --> 00:57:25,812
Have fun at your kissing party.

1426
00:57:25,814 --> 00:57:27,515
- Thank you.
- (engine starts)

1427
00:57:27,517 --> 00:57:28,953
(both squealing excitedly)

1428
00:57:31,621 --> 00:57:34,724
Oh.
We're only 1.7 miles away.

1429
00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:39,059
What's wrong?

1430
00:57:39,061 --> 00:57:40,662
We got the drone.
Everything worked out.

1431
00:57:40,664 --> 00:57:42,329
Max.

1432
00:57:42,331 --> 00:57:45,033
I got punched
in the fucking face, okay?

1433
00:57:45,035 --> 00:57:47,401
We bought drugs.

1434
00:57:47,403 --> 00:57:49,437
Can we just go home now?

1435
00:57:49,439 --> 00:57:51,442
♪ ♪

1436
00:57:57,613 --> 00:58:00,715
(ringtone playing)

1437
00:58:00,717 --> 00:58:03,450
Guys, it's my dad.

1438
00:58:03,452 --> 00:58:04,751
Hey, Dad.

1439
00:58:04,753 --> 00:58:06,421
Hey, buddy.
I got on the early flight,

1440
00:58:06,423 --> 00:58:08,523
so I'll be home in 15 minutes.

1441
00:58:08,525 --> 00:58:10,925
15 minutes from now
or 15 minutes from later?

1442
00:58:10,927 --> 00:58:13,061
Ha-ha, funny guy.

1443
00:58:13,063 --> 00:58:14,829
I'll see you soon.

1444
00:58:14,831 --> 00:58:17,030
My dad will be home
in 15 minutes.

1445
00:58:17,032 --> 00:58:19,700
M-Maybe he won't notice
that the drone's gone.

1446
00:58:19,702 --> 00:58:21,702
He'll notice.
He's very observant.

1447
00:58:21,704 --> 00:58:24,472
That's why my mom
fell in love with him.

1448
00:58:24,474 --> 00:58:26,474
The drone has to be home
before your dad.

1449
00:58:26,476 --> 00:58:28,108
I know.

1450
00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:30,678
Just the drone. Not you.

1451
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,050
Just the drone.

1452
00:58:37,052 --> 00:58:39,355
Okay.

1453
00:58:40,456 --> 00:58:42,055
- (chuckles)
- (drone buzzing)

1454
00:58:42,057 --> 00:58:43,423
Here we go.

1455
00:58:43,425 --> 00:58:45,392
- Yes!
- Yes!

1456
00:58:45,394 --> 00:58:46,829
(all cheering)

1457
00:58:48,831 --> 00:58:50,800
- THOR: Careful.
- I got this, I got this. Oh!

1458
00:58:52,802 --> 00:58:54,470
Fly like the wind, Max.

1459
00:58:55,572 --> 00:58:57,707
Yeah, uh, take a right up here.

1460
00:58:59,909 --> 00:59:01,608
- I can see your house.
- There it is. There it is.

1461
00:59:01,610 --> 00:59:03,577
THOR:
The windows are closed.

1462
00:59:03,579 --> 00:59:05,515
- Shit. What do I do?
- The chimney.

1463
00:59:11,086 --> 00:59:14,155
- It's very tight.
- You got this.

1464
00:59:14,157 --> 00:59:15,523
Shit! I can't see.
I can't see.

1465
00:59:15,525 --> 00:59:17,425
There's ash
all over the camera.

1466
00:59:17,427 --> 00:59:18,593
Use the Force.

1467
00:59:18,595 --> 00:59:19,727
- No, no, I can do this.
- Uh...

1468
00:59:19,729 --> 00:59:20,928
I know my house perfectly.

1469
00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:22,729
- I can do this with my eyes closed.
- Okay.

1470
00:59:22,731 --> 00:59:24,131
THOR:
Don't break anything.

1471
00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:26,033
MAX:
Trust me, I got this.

1472
00:59:26,035 --> 00:59:28,072
♪ ♪

1473
00:59:30,874 --> 00:59:32,509
(objects crashing)

1474
00:59:41,785 --> 00:59:43,050
(beeps)

1475
00:59:43,052 --> 00:59:44,952
- Yeah!
- You did it! You got it!

1476
00:59:44,954 --> 00:59:47,021
- Yes!
- I'm the best pilot ever!

1477
00:59:47,023 --> 00:59:48,455
Yes!

1478
00:59:48,457 --> 00:59:49,992
(door closes)

1479
00:59:57,066 --> 00:59:58,733
- I think we did it.
- Yeah.

1480
00:59:58,735 --> 01:00:00,901
- Mission accomplished.
- (phone buzzes)

1481
01:00:00,903 --> 01:00:03,204
Hey, Dad.

1482
01:00:03,206 --> 01:00:05,205
Did you get home safe?

1483
01:00:05,207 --> 01:00:07,841
(over phone):
Cannot believe I trusted you!

1484
01:00:07,843 --> 01:00:09,010
I explicitly told you,

1485
01:00:09,012 --> 01:00:10,544
- do not touch the drone!
- Uh-huh.

1486
01:00:10,546 --> 01:00:13,046
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.

1487
01:00:13,048 --> 01:00:14,782
Dad?

1488
01:00:14,784 --> 01:00:17,852
Dad, please...
say "I love you" back.

1489
01:00:17,854 --> 01:00:19,490
I need to hear it.

1490
01:00:20,590 --> 01:00:22,593
Hello?

1491
01:00:25,961 --> 01:00:27,727
My dad said that I'm grounded.

1492
01:00:27,729 --> 01:00:30,564
Now I'm never gonna be able
to kiss Brixlee.

1493
01:00:30,566 --> 01:00:32,966
It's okay, Max.
There'll be other parties.

1494
01:00:32,968 --> 01:00:35,669
- Lucas, you don't get it.
- He's right, Lucas.

1495
01:00:35,671 --> 01:00:37,137
This party could
change our lives,

1496
01:00:37,139 --> 01:00:38,673
and you don't even care.

1497
01:00:38,675 --> 01:00:40,173
It's not cool at all.

1498
01:00:40,175 --> 01:00:41,975
Yeah, you would know
what's not cool.

1499
01:00:41,977 --> 01:00:43,577
What the fuck does that mean?

1500
01:00:43,579 --> 01:00:45,512
Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.

1501
01:00:45,514 --> 01:00:48,515
I love beer, so yes, I will.

1502
01:00:48,517 --> 01:00:50,952
And you may think you're
so mature, but the truth is

1503
01:00:50,954 --> 01:00:53,187
you don't have pubes,
and I have six.

1504
01:00:53,189 --> 01:00:55,890
You say you have pubes,
but you also say

1505
01:00:55,892 --> 01:00:57,524
you drink beer,
and I know you don't.

1506
01:00:57,526 --> 01:01:00,794
- Stop arguing!
- Just admit you skipped the audition

1507
01:01:00,796 --> 01:01:01,995
because you thought
it wasn't cool

1508
01:01:01,997 --> 01:01:03,631
even though your voice
is a fucking gift.

1509
01:01:03,633 --> 01:01:06,767
And you always talk a big game,
and you never back it up.

1510
01:01:06,769 --> 01:01:09,035
- Like on the freeway.
- Oh, sorry.

1511
01:01:09,037 --> 01:01:10,271
I didn't want to cross
12 lanes of traffic

1512
01:01:10,273 --> 01:01:13,106
so you can kiss some skank.

1513
01:01:13,108 --> 01:01:14,975
- Oh, shit.
- MAX: She's not a skank.

1514
01:01:14,977 --> 01:01:16,943
She's the love of my life.
You take that back!

1515
01:01:16,945 --> 01:01:18,678
- (grunting)
- LUCAS: Hey, no karate.

1516
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,648
Stop fighting!

1517
01:01:20,650 --> 01:01:23,050
(crying): You should never
call a woman a skank.

1518
01:01:23,052 --> 01:01:25,952
You should never call
a woman anything.

1519
01:01:25,954 --> 01:01:28,055
- And you...
- (all crying)

1520
01:01:28,057 --> 01:01:31,024
You made us ditch school,
run around with drugs,

1521
01:01:31,026 --> 01:01:33,794
and lock a cop
in a convenience store

1522
01:01:33,796 --> 01:01:36,296
with what I now suspect
is a dildo!

1523
01:01:36,298 --> 01:01:37,899
(laughing)

1524
01:01:37,901 --> 01:01:40,667
What the fuck are you
looking at, Gandalf?!

1525
01:01:40,669 --> 01:01:43,537
- (muttering)
- You guys don't understand shit.

1526
01:01:43,539 --> 01:01:45,273
I have hormones
flowing through my body,

1527
01:01:45,275 --> 01:01:46,941
making me do crazy things.

1528
01:01:46,943 --> 01:01:49,544
Do you even know
what it feels like

1529
01:01:49,546 --> 01:01:52,146
to want to rub up
against a tree all the time?

1530
01:01:52,148 --> 01:01:53,280
You think
you're better than us.

1531
01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:55,615
Not better, just more mature.

1532
01:01:55,617 --> 01:01:57,684
I'm into romance
and grown-up shit,

1533
01:01:57,686 --> 01:01:59,921
and you guys are still
into little kid stuff.

1534
01:01:59,923 --> 01:02:01,789
I don't even know
why we're still friends.

1535
01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:03,994
(all crying)

1536
01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:11,602
♪ ♪

1537
01:02:29,017 --> 01:02:32,753
DAD: Everything you like
is now canceled.

1538
01:02:32,755 --> 01:02:35,990
Birthdays are canceled.
Holidays are canceled.

1539
01:02:35,992 --> 01:02:38,191
Summers, canceled.

1540
01:02:38,193 --> 01:02:39,827
Winter is coming.

1541
01:02:39,829 --> 01:02:41,662
- I'm sorry, Daddy.
- DAD: No, no, no.

1542
01:02:41,664 --> 01:02:43,965
You are no longer allowed
to call me Daddy.

1543
01:02:43,967 --> 01:02:47,233
Call me Andrew
or Mr. Newman or Warden.

1544
01:02:47,235 --> 01:02:50,972
Underneath that cherubic face,
Devil lives inside you.

1545
01:02:50,974 --> 01:02:56,276
I will always love you
because you are my son,

1546
01:02:56,278 --> 01:02:58,314
but I no longer like you.

1547
01:03:00,883 --> 01:03:02,886
(note playing)

1548
01:03:05,188 --> 01:03:09,293
Thorny. I just got off
the phone with Max's mom.

1549
01:03:10,892 --> 01:03:12,126
Did you know he skipped school

1550
01:03:12,128 --> 01:03:13,628
and biked to the mall
by himself?

1551
01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:15,129
- He said that?
- He did.

1552
01:03:15,131 --> 01:03:16,830
Promise me
you'll never do something

1553
01:03:16,832 --> 01:03:19,066
as stupid as that, okay?

1554
01:03:19,068 --> 01:03:20,704
I-I promise.

1555
01:03:24,307 --> 01:03:26,039
LUCAS: And then
we ran across the highway,

1556
01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:27,774
my arm got ripped out,

1557
01:03:27,776 --> 01:03:30,176
and a fake woman
shot out of a car.

1558
01:03:30,178 --> 01:03:32,213
But we still got the drugs.

1559
01:03:32,215 --> 01:03:33,881
But then we traded
the drone for it,

1560
01:03:33,883 --> 01:03:35,349
and-and Max destroyed
his house with it.

1561
01:03:35,351 --> 01:03:38,218
But it was only because
he wanted to marry Brixlee,

1562
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:40,854
and now he can't
because he's grounded for life.

1563
01:03:40,856 --> 01:03:42,222
And we got into a huge fight,

1564
01:03:42,224 --> 01:03:43,758
and the Bean Bag Boys
are broke up, and...

1565
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,392
- Am I in trouble?
- Okay, son.

1566
01:03:45,394 --> 01:03:48,294
Now, look, I love a good story
with a bunch of gibberish

1567
01:03:48,296 --> 01:03:49,997
just as much as anybody, okay?

1568
01:03:49,999 --> 01:03:51,966
And I know you're going through
a stressful time.

1569
01:03:51,968 --> 01:03:54,267
But it doesn't give you
a reason to tell us fibs.

1570
01:03:54,269 --> 01:03:55,870
I'm not fibbing.

1571
01:03:55,872 --> 01:03:58,104
I'm 100% sure
you're fibbing to me.

1572
01:03:58,106 --> 01:04:00,207
- I'm not fibbing.
- Okay. I think I understand

1573
01:04:00,209 --> 01:04:01,709
what's happening here.

1574
01:04:01,711 --> 01:04:03,711
You think you're losing us,

1575
01:04:03,713 --> 01:04:06,213
and now you're worried you're
gonna lose your friends, too.

1576
01:04:06,215 --> 01:04:07,981
DAD:
Look at me, man.

1577
01:04:07,983 --> 01:04:09,816
We'll always be there, right?
I mean, and look,

1578
01:04:09,818 --> 01:04:10,617
don't get me wrong.
(chuckles)

1579
01:04:10,619 --> 01:04:12,119
You know,
me and your mom are not

1580
01:04:12,121 --> 01:04:13,720
the same people we were
when we first met.

1581
01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:14,921
Mm-hmm.

1582
01:04:14,923 --> 01:04:16,256
Tend to grow apart sometimes.

1583
01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:17,925
But-but it's okay.

1584
01:04:17,927 --> 01:04:19,225
You remember your hermit crab?

1585
01:04:19,227 --> 01:04:21,829
- Herman? Yeah.
- That's right. Herman.

1586
01:04:21,831 --> 01:04:24,465
- And you remember why he died?
- Oh, son of a...

1587
01:04:24,467 --> 01:04:26,399
You told me he ran away!

1588
01:04:26,401 --> 01:04:29,070
Technically, yes,
he ran away, but then he died.

1589
01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,370
Oh, my gosh. How?

1590
01:04:30,372 --> 01:04:33,039
Herman died
because hermit crabs

1591
01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:35,776
grow out of their shells,
and they need to find

1592
01:04:35,778 --> 01:04:37,745
new, bigger seashells
on the beach

1593
01:04:37,747 --> 01:04:40,314
to grow into, or they die,
and we didn't know that.

1594
01:04:40,316 --> 01:04:43,483
So, Herman died
because of you guys?

1595
01:04:43,485 --> 01:04:45,119
The point is...

1596
01:04:45,121 --> 01:04:47,220
you and your friends
are growing and changing,

1597
01:04:47,222 --> 01:04:49,189
and y'all need to find
bigger shells.

1598
01:04:49,191 --> 01:04:51,225
And there's nothing wrong
with that.

1599
01:04:51,227 --> 01:04:53,359
DAD (voice fading):
Okay, look, you need to blame

1600
01:04:53,361 --> 01:04:55,829
those pet store owners, okay,
because they did not give us

1601
01:04:55,831 --> 01:04:58,134
the information
about hermit crabs...

1602
01:04:59,367 --> 01:05:01,371
♪ ♪

1603
01:05:07,376 --> 01:05:08,879
(sighs)

1604
01:05:10,847 --> 01:05:12,079
(Max screams)

1605
01:05:12,081 --> 01:05:14,749
LUCAS:
It's Lucas.

1606
01:05:14,751 --> 01:05:16,483
MAX:
You scared the shit out of me.

1607
01:05:16,485 --> 01:05:19,887
LUCAS: I didn't want
your parents to see my face.

1608
01:05:19,889 --> 01:05:21,888
Why are you even here?

1609
01:05:21,890 --> 01:05:23,890
I've grown a lot
in the last two hours.

1610
01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:25,526
My parents' divorce
has really changed me.

1611
01:05:25,528 --> 01:05:27,294
If the Bean Bag Boys
don't grow together,

1612
01:05:27,296 --> 01:05:29,095
they'll grow apart.

1613
01:05:29,097 --> 01:05:30,830
I don't want that.

1614
01:05:30,832 --> 01:05:33,399
I don't want to get
a divorce from you.

1615
01:05:33,401 --> 01:05:35,535
Then you need to go
to Soren's party.

1616
01:05:35,537 --> 01:05:38,338
- You need to sneak out.
- I can't. I'm grounded.

1617
01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:40,975
Besides, Brixlee's necklace
is still in the kiln.

1618
01:05:40,977 --> 01:05:43,343
Let me worry about
the necklace.

1619
01:05:43,345 --> 01:05:45,347
And what are your parents
gonna do, double-ground you?

1620
01:05:46,948 --> 01:05:49,251
Is Brixlee your forever or not?

1621
01:05:50,986 --> 01:05:53,086
Then you need to come
with me now.

1622
01:05:53,088 --> 01:05:56,256
Fine, I'll go, but I'm not
apologizing to Thor.

1623
01:05:56,258 --> 01:05:59,225
- He's not coming.
- Good.

1624
01:05:59,227 --> 01:06:01,227
Fuck that bitch.

1625
01:06:01,229 --> 01:06:03,530
I'll go get my jacket.

1626
01:06:03,532 --> 01:06:05,999
- Hey, Max.
- Yeah?

1627
01:06:06,001 --> 01:06:07,837
Bring that dick.

1628
01:06:14,010 --> 01:06:16,910
(sighs)
You said Thor wasn't coming.

1629
01:06:16,912 --> 01:06:18,245
What the hell is he doing here?

1630
01:06:18,247 --> 01:06:19,280
LUCAS:
I Parent-Trapped your asses.

1631
01:06:19,282 --> 01:06:20,548
See, now we're all in

1632
01:06:20,550 --> 01:06:22,419
a bigger hermit crab shell
together.

1633
01:06:24,052 --> 01:06:25,852
It made sense
when my parents said it.

1634
01:06:25,854 --> 01:06:27,854
So, you took the blame
for us, huh?

1635
01:06:27,856 --> 01:06:29,356
MAX:
Yeah. I thought about

1636
01:06:29,358 --> 01:06:31,392
what you would do,
and did the opposite.

1637
01:06:31,394 --> 01:06:34,894
This party, it's gonna be
an epic rager.

1638
01:06:34,896 --> 01:06:36,396
(chuckles):
Okay, Sippy Cup.

1639
01:06:36,398 --> 01:06:39,001
Just stay out of my way,
Maxi Pad.

1640
01:06:49,211 --> 01:06:52,379
Aw, don't you boys look cute.

1641
01:06:52,381 --> 01:06:54,381
Everybody's in the basement.

1642
01:06:54,383 --> 01:06:56,850
I don't even want to know
what's going on down there.

1643
01:06:56,852 --> 01:06:58,519
Come on in, fellas.

1644
01:06:58,521 --> 01:07:00,387
- Hi.
- (chuckles)

1645
01:07:00,389 --> 01:07:01,988
(whispers):
Hi there. Oh.

1646
01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:03,457
(woman sighs)

1647
01:07:03,459 --> 01:07:07,260
♪ I never walk about
after dark ♪

1648
01:07:07,262 --> 01:07:10,064
- (kids chattering)
- ♪ It's my point of view ♪

1649
01:07:10,066 --> 01:07:12,131
♪ 'Cause someone
could break your neck ♪

1650
01:07:12,133 --> 01:07:14,267
♪ Coming up behind you,
always coming ♪

1651
01:07:14,269 --> 01:07:16,236
♪ And you'd never have a clue ♪

1652
01:07:16,238 --> 01:07:19,907
♪ I never looked behind
all the time ♪

1653
01:07:19,909 --> 01:07:22,408
♪ I will wait forever... ♪

1654
01:07:22,410 --> 01:07:24,611
Oh, my God, you made it.

1655
01:07:24,613 --> 01:07:28,582
Max, I want you
to meet Brixlee.

1656
01:07:28,584 --> 01:07:31,184
Hi. I'm Max.

1657
01:07:31,186 --> 01:07:33,320
Hi.

1658
01:07:33,322 --> 01:07:35,455
It's nice to finally meet you.

1659
01:07:35,457 --> 01:07:36,923
You, too.

1660
01:07:36,925 --> 01:07:38,626
Cool jacket.

1661
01:07:38,628 --> 01:07:40,327
Thank you.

1662
01:07:40,329 --> 01:07:43,430
I got it all by myself,
with my mom.

1663
01:07:43,432 --> 01:07:46,200
I go shopping with my mom, too.

1664
01:07:46,202 --> 01:07:48,371
This is going so well.

1665
01:07:50,206 --> 01:07:52,075
(whispers):
Did you bring the necklace?

1666
01:07:53,976 --> 01:07:56,075
Brixlee, this is for you.

1667
01:07:56,077 --> 01:07:58,945
Oh, thanks. It's pretty.

1668
01:07:58,947 --> 01:08:00,113
They're an-al.

1669
01:08:00,115 --> 01:08:01,414
Ooh, fancy.

1670
01:08:01,416 --> 01:08:03,385
(gags, clears throat)

1671
01:08:04,486 --> 01:08:06,986
I'm gonna wear this later.

1672
01:08:06,988 --> 01:08:08,454
Thanks, Max.

1673
01:08:08,456 --> 01:08:11,057
What's up, Sippy Cup?

1674
01:08:11,059 --> 01:08:12,959
Not much.

1675
01:08:12,961 --> 01:08:14,561
Just, uh, got into a fight

1676
01:08:14,563 --> 01:08:18,132
with a bunch of men
and, uh, stole a beer.

1677
01:08:18,134 --> 01:08:21,168
There's no way Sippy Cup
is gonna drink it.

1678
01:08:21,170 --> 01:08:23,503
Not only am I gonna drink it,

1679
01:08:23,505 --> 01:08:26,205
- I'm gonna break the record.
- (kids gasping, chuckling)

1680
01:08:26,207 --> 01:08:29,476
I'm gonna take four sips.

1681
01:08:29,478 --> 01:08:31,110
Four is impossible.

1682
01:08:31,112 --> 01:08:33,379
- Soren can't even do four.
- SOREN: Shut up.

1683
01:08:33,381 --> 01:08:35,919
Drink.

1684
01:08:39,455 --> 01:08:41,457
(scattered laughter, murmuring)

1685
01:08:45,661 --> 01:08:48,095
(lid pops off, clinks on floor)

1686
01:08:48,097 --> 01:08:50,066
(light laughter)

1687
01:08:52,735 --> 01:08:54,267
That's one.

1688
01:08:54,269 --> 01:08:56,473
Big deal.

1689
01:08:59,207 --> 01:09:00,610
(gasps)
That's two.

1690
01:09:01,744 --> 01:09:04,014
Mm-kay.

1691
01:09:08,718 --> 01:09:10,284
That's three!

1692
01:09:10,286 --> 01:09:12,086
This is insane.

1693
01:09:12,088 --> 01:09:13,319
(gags)

1694
01:09:13,321 --> 01:09:14,488
ATTICUS:
He's gonna barf.

1695
01:09:14,490 --> 01:09:16,289
Somebody get him a sippy cup.

1696
01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:19,193
(chanting):
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

1697
01:09:19,195 --> 01:09:22,695
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
Sippy Cup!

1698
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:25,632
Sippy Cup!
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

1699
01:09:25,634 --> 01:09:27,767
- Sippy Cup! Sippy...
- (gasping, exclaiming)

1700
01:09:27,769 --> 01:09:29,770
That's fucking four!

1701
01:09:29,772 --> 01:09:31,739
- Oh, fuck!
- (kids exclaiming)

1702
01:09:31,741 --> 01:09:33,474
(chanting):
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!

1703
01:09:33,476 --> 01:09:35,441
Thor! Thor!
Thor! Thor! Thor!

1704
01:09:35,443 --> 01:09:37,711
- (chanting continues)
- I'm a fucking alcoholic!

1705
01:09:37,713 --> 01:09:40,413
- (laughter)
- (chanting stops)

1706
01:09:40,415 --> 01:09:41,648
GIRL:
No way!

1707
01:09:41,650 --> 01:09:43,617
SOREN:
Four sips. Badass.

1708
01:09:43,619 --> 01:09:44,752
Mad respect to Thor.

1709
01:09:44,754 --> 01:09:46,587
Eyes up here.

1710
01:09:46,589 --> 01:09:49,489
If you don't consent
to kissing, that's cool.

1711
01:09:49,491 --> 01:09:51,557
You can go play VR upstairs.

1712
01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:53,159
But if you're staying
down here,

1713
01:09:53,161 --> 01:09:54,595
you better strap in,

1714
01:09:54,597 --> 01:09:56,430
because shit's about
to get real.

1715
01:09:56,432 --> 01:09:58,065
- (light laughter)
- BOY: Hell yeah. - GIRL: Okay.

1716
01:09:58,067 --> 01:09:59,466
Let's spin a bottle.

1717
01:09:59,468 --> 01:10:02,703
Well, then it's a good thing
I got a bottle right here!

1718
01:10:02,705 --> 01:10:05,672
(kids cheering)

1719
01:10:05,674 --> 01:10:10,177
♪ Do you remember
when we used to dance ♪

1720
01:10:10,179 --> 01:10:14,414
♪ And incidents arose
from circumstance? ♪

1721
01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:19,485
♪ One thing led to another,
we were young ♪

1722
01:10:19,487 --> 01:10:24,624
♪ And we would scream together
songs unsung ♪

1723
01:10:24,626 --> 01:10:28,731
♪ It was the heat
of the moment... ♪

1724
01:10:30,299 --> 01:10:31,832
I'm out.

1725
01:10:31,834 --> 01:10:33,699
- Wait, where are you going?
- That was nasty.

1726
01:10:33,701 --> 01:10:36,369
I'm going upstairs to play VR.

1727
01:10:36,371 --> 01:10:38,638
If you leave,
you can never come back.

1728
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,478
(sarcastically):
Oh, no.

1729
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:51,418
SOREN:
Brixlee...

1730
01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:52,418
your turn.

1731
01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:54,590
(takes deep breath)

1732
01:10:57,358 --> 01:10:59,696
♪ ♪

1733
01:11:01,696 --> 01:11:03,465
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.

1734
01:11:23,119 --> 01:11:24,554
(Thor shuddering)

1735
01:11:28,890 --> 01:11:32,327
Oh, my God. This is the most
dramatic thing I've ever seen.

1736
01:11:34,897 --> 01:11:36,800
He's not gonna do it.

1737
01:11:38,601 --> 01:11:39,669
He's gonna do it.

1738
01:11:41,336 --> 01:11:43,669
I can't do it.

1739
01:11:43,671 --> 01:11:45,271
(kids murmuring)

1740
01:11:45,273 --> 01:11:47,708
People don't change.
He's still Sippy Cup.

1741
01:11:47,710 --> 01:11:49,575
Wait, wait.

1742
01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:50,843
- Kissy Cup.
- (scattered laughter)

1743
01:11:50,845 --> 01:11:52,279
(chanting):
Kissy Cup!

1744
01:11:52,281 --> 01:11:54,448
KIDS:
Kissy Cup! Kissy Cup!

1745
01:11:54,450 --> 01:11:55,916
Kissy Cup! Kissy...

1746
01:11:55,918 --> 01:11:58,217
Fuck off, Atticus!
His name is Thor.

1747
01:11:58,219 --> 01:12:00,520
And everyone knows your mom
plagiarized her cookbook.

1748
01:12:00,522 --> 01:12:02,491
Thor, wait up.

1749
01:12:07,897 --> 01:12:10,596
I'm sorry I called you
a try-hard.

1750
01:12:10,598 --> 01:12:12,932
Nah, you were right.

1751
01:12:12,934 --> 01:12:14,668
This whole time,
I've been trying

1752
01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:16,306
to be someone who I wasn't.

1753
01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:19,573
I got an earring.

1754
01:12:19,575 --> 01:12:21,708
I drank a beer.

1755
01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:23,776
I quit singing.

1756
01:12:23,778 --> 01:12:25,546
Yeah.

1757
01:12:25,548 --> 01:12:27,914
I guess I went
a little crazy today, too.

1758
01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:29,550
♪ ♪

1759
01:12:29,552 --> 01:12:31,517
(takes deep breath)

1760
01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,553
Let's get out of here.

1761
01:12:33,555 --> 01:12:36,657
No.
You don't want to do that.

1762
01:12:36,659 --> 01:12:39,525
You're gonna stay down here
and kiss Brixlee.

1763
01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:43,198
The Bean Bag Boys
do everything together.

1764
01:12:44,265 --> 01:12:45,766
Not everything.

1765
01:12:45,768 --> 01:12:47,637
Not anymore.

1766
01:12:49,638 --> 01:12:51,238
(sighs)

1767
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,907
Maybe those old girls
were right.

1768
01:12:53,909 --> 01:12:56,443
Maybe we're on
different paths.

1769
01:12:56,445 --> 01:12:59,312
Yeah.

1770
01:12:59,314 --> 01:13:00,782
Then what are you gonna do?

1771
01:13:02,483 --> 01:13:05,351
I don't know.
I just know it's not this.

1772
01:13:05,353 --> 01:13:07,320
TAYLOR:
No way.

1773
01:13:07,322 --> 01:13:08,454
This is insane.

1774
01:13:08,456 --> 01:13:10,257
THOR:
Forget spin the bottle.

1775
01:13:10,259 --> 01:13:13,596
Now, go over there
and kiss your future wife.

1776
01:13:15,397 --> 01:13:18,231
(sighs) Bye.

1777
01:13:18,233 --> 01:13:20,236
Bye.

1778
01:13:25,941 --> 01:13:28,545
♪ ♪

1779
01:13:46,762 --> 01:13:49,933
Brixlee, can I kiss you?

1780
01:13:51,433 --> 01:13:52,769
Okay.

1781
01:13:56,638 --> 01:13:58,640
♪ ♪

1782
01:14:21,729 --> 01:14:24,030
(screams)
Cool.

1783
01:14:24,032 --> 01:14:25,899
Where am I?

1784
01:14:25,901 --> 01:14:27,668
Oh, here I am.

1785
01:14:27,670 --> 01:14:30,069
Lucas, I'm leaving.

1786
01:14:30,071 --> 01:14:31,937
You sure you don't want
to try this?

1787
01:14:31,939 --> 01:14:33,610
Nah, I'm good.

1788
01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,047
Want to go to my house
and play Ascension?

1789
01:14:40,049 --> 01:14:42,952
I don't want to play
Ascension anymore.

1790
01:14:44,018 --> 01:14:46,052
Then who am I gonna play with?

1791
01:14:46,054 --> 01:14:47,721
You'll find someone.

1792
01:14:47,723 --> 01:14:49,823
(door opens)

1793
01:14:49,825 --> 01:14:50,990
LILY:
My face feels so tingly.

1794
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:52,859
- No way.
- (Lily laughing)

1795
01:14:52,861 --> 01:14:55,061
Oh, my God.
This is amazing!

1796
01:14:55,063 --> 01:14:57,631
I can't believe
you guys are here.

1797
01:14:57,633 --> 01:14:59,632
(laughing):
Oh, this is so amazing.

1798
01:14:59,634 --> 01:15:03,002
- Hi. - Oh, hi.
- Sit down.

1799
01:15:03,004 --> 01:15:04,604
Please no, please no.
Don't kill us.

1800
01:15:04,606 --> 01:15:05,838
Look what happened.

1801
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,908
How do you know Soren?

1802
01:15:07,910 --> 01:15:10,510
- Is he your boyfriend?
- (laughs)

1803
01:15:10,512 --> 01:15:13,713
He's my brother.
I love that piece of shit.

1804
01:15:13,715 --> 01:15:15,418
(Hannah and Lily laugh)

1805
01:15:19,655 --> 01:15:21,754
You guys,
where's everybody else?

1806
01:15:21,756 --> 01:15:24,056
Where's your friend
with the sad eyes?

1807
01:15:24,058 --> 01:15:26,525
- Sad boy Max.
- In the basement kissing.

1808
01:15:26,527 --> 01:15:28,395
It's an orgy down there.

1809
01:15:28,397 --> 01:15:29,796
And you guys aren't into that?

1810
01:15:29,798 --> 01:15:31,765
- Mm-mm.
- Aw, it's okay.

1811
01:15:31,767 --> 01:15:32,998
You're only in sixth grade.

1812
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,435
You guys are gonna
figure it out.

1813
01:15:35,437 --> 01:15:37,738
- Yeah, you have your whole life for that. No rush.
- Yeah.

1814
01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:38,771
- No rush.
- No rush.

1815
01:15:38,773 --> 01:15:41,440
I mean, what do you love?

1816
01:15:41,442 --> 01:15:45,878
Ascension, rules,
antidrug campaigns...

1817
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,681
grilled cheese.

1818
01:15:47,683 --> 01:15:49,548
- Mmm.
- Oh, I could fuck with a grilled cheese right now.

1819
01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:50,784
- Aw...
- Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese.

1820
01:15:50,786 --> 01:15:52,953
- Oh, yeah. That sounds so good.
- Nice.

1821
01:15:52,955 --> 01:15:55,154
What about you, sleeveless?
What are you into?

1822
01:15:55,156 --> 01:15:57,591
I love to sing.

1823
01:15:57,593 --> 01:15:58,958
Yes.

1824
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,694
(sighs)
I actually skipped

1825
01:16:00,696 --> 01:16:02,462
my audition today
for the musical.

1826
01:16:02,464 --> 01:16:04,431
- LILY: No.
- Now I can't be in it.

1827
01:16:04,433 --> 01:16:05,998
- No.
- HANNAH: What? You have to

1828
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,700
convince them
to let you audition.

1829
01:16:07,702 --> 01:16:09,636
You must. You must.

1830
01:16:09,638 --> 01:16:10,703
- Audition.
- Shh. Sing for us.

1831
01:16:10,705 --> 01:16:11,504
- No.
- HANNAH: Oh, my God.

1832
01:16:11,506 --> 01:16:12,939
Sing for us.
You're a baby bird.

1833
01:16:12,941 --> 01:16:13,907
No, come on.
We missed our concert.

1834
01:16:13,909 --> 01:16:16,142
- BOTH: Sing for us.
- So, no grilled cheese?

1835
01:16:16,144 --> 01:16:17,543
- Sing for us. Sing for us.
- No.

1836
01:16:17,545 --> 01:16:18,548
Be our concert.

1837
01:16:28,424 --> 01:16:32,758
♪ I-I gotta take
a little time ♪

1838
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:37,864
♪ A little time
to think things over ♪

1839
01:16:37,866 --> 01:16:42,101
♪ I better read
between the lines ♪

1840
01:16:42,103 --> 01:16:47,807
♪ In case I need it
when I'm older ♪

1841
01:16:47,809 --> 01:16:52,044
♪ Oh... ♪

1842
01:16:52,046 --> 01:16:56,816
♪ Now this mountain
I must climb ♪

1843
01:16:56,818 --> 01:17:02,989
♪ Feels like the world
upon my shoulders ♪

1844
01:17:02,991 --> 01:17:07,627
♪ But through the clouds
I see love shine ♪

1845
01:17:07,629 --> 01:17:12,001
♪ It keeps me warm
as life grows colder ♪

1846
01:17:13,168 --> 01:17:16,569
♪ In my life ♪

1847
01:17:16,571 --> 01:17:19,806
♪ There's been
heartache and pain ♪

1848
01:17:19,808 --> 01:17:21,842
♪ I don't know ♪

1849
01:17:21,844 --> 01:17:24,845
♪ If I can face it again ♪

1850
01:17:24,847 --> 01:17:27,681
- (blowing whistle)
- ♪ I can't stop now ♪

1851
01:17:27,683 --> 01:17:29,916
♪ I've traveled so far ♪

1852
01:17:29,918 --> 01:17:36,756
♪ To change this lonely life ♪

1853
01:17:36,758 --> 01:17:39,860
THOR and KIDS' CHORUS:
♪ I want to know what love is ♪

1854
01:17:39,862 --> 01:17:43,195
(babbling, whooping)

1855
01:17:43,197 --> 01:17:46,632
♪ I want you to show me ♪

1856
01:17:46,634 --> 01:17:48,068
♪ Yeah ♪

1857
01:17:48,070 --> 01:17:53,940
♪ I want to feel what love is ♪

1858
01:17:53,942 --> 01:17:57,209
♪ I know you can show me ♪

1859
01:17:57,211 --> 01:17:59,714
♪ Yeah ♪

1860
01:18:01,717 --> 01:18:04,853
THOR:
♪ I gotta take a little time ♪

1861
01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:09,122
♪ A little time
to look around me ♪

1862
01:18:09,124 --> 01:18:10,724
(door opens)

1863
01:18:10,726 --> 01:18:11,992
(blows whistle)

1864
01:18:11,994 --> 01:18:15,595
♪ And I got nowhere left
to hide ♪

1865
01:18:15,597 --> 01:18:17,530
♪ It looks like love has ♪

1866
01:18:17,532 --> 01:18:20,300
- ♪ Finally found me ♪
- (wailing)

1867
01:18:20,302 --> 01:18:23,904
♪ In my life ♪

1868
01:18:23,906 --> 01:18:27,541
♪ There's been
heartache and pain ♪

1869
01:18:27,543 --> 01:18:32,712
♪ I don't know
if I can face it again ♪

1870
01:18:32,714 --> 01:18:35,148
♪ I can't stop now ♪

1871
01:18:35,150 --> 01:18:37,918
♪ I've traveled so far ♪

1872
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:44,623
♪ To change this lonely life ♪

1873
01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:49,562
THOR and KIDS' CHORUS:
♪ I want to know what love is ♪

1874
01:18:49,564 --> 01:18:53,800
♪ I know you can show me ♪

1875
01:18:53,802 --> 01:18:55,135
♪ Yeah ♪

1876
01:18:55,137 --> 01:18:57,639
(guitar solo playing)

1877
01:19:07,582 --> 01:19:10,186
(cheering, whooping)

1878
01:19:14,956 --> 01:19:17,324
THOR:
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1879
01:19:17,326 --> 01:19:18,757
(snorting)

1880
01:19:18,759 --> 01:19:23,262
♪ I want to know what love is ♪

1881
01:19:23,264 --> 01:19:28,668
♪ I know you can show me, oh ♪

1882
01:19:28,670 --> 01:19:31,203
♪ Let's talk about love ♪

1883
01:19:31,205 --> 01:19:34,641
KIDS' CHORUS:
♪ I want to know what love is ♪

1884
01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:37,610
THOR:
♪ Love that you feel inside ♪

1885
01:19:37,612 --> 01:19:39,913
KIDS' CHORUS:
♪ I know you can show me ♪

1886
01:19:39,915 --> 01:19:43,016
♪ Whoa... ♪

1887
01:19:43,018 --> 01:19:45,618
♪ I want to know. ♪

1888
01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:46,953
(cheering and applause)

1889
01:19:46,955 --> 01:19:48,758
(Max whoops)

1890
01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:59,332
My masterpiece.

1891
01:19:59,334 --> 01:20:01,900
(sniffs)

1892
01:20:01,902 --> 01:20:03,936
("Flash Burn"
by Twin Rains playing)

1893
01:20:03,938 --> 01:20:05,941
(indistinct chatter)

1894
01:20:12,046 --> 01:20:13,879
THOR: Thank you.
I was really great.

1895
01:20:13,881 --> 01:20:15,347
BOY:
What's up, Max?

1896
01:20:15,349 --> 01:20:16,850
♪ If I told you... ♪

1897
01:20:16,852 --> 01:20:18,851
I'll be right back.

1898
01:20:18,853 --> 01:20:21,654
- Hey. I didn't think you'd make it.
- Are you kidding?

1899
01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,390
You know I'd never miss
one of your shows.

1900
01:20:23,392 --> 01:20:25,691
It was so cool
when you stabbed that pimp.

1901
01:20:25,693 --> 01:20:27,060
(chuckles):
Thank you.

1902
01:20:27,062 --> 01:20:29,361
Oh, sorry.
Thor, this is Scout.

1903
01:20:29,363 --> 01:20:31,664
- You were really good.
- Thanks, sweetie.

1904
01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:33,302
I was much better
in the matinee.

1905
01:20:34,702 --> 01:20:36,772
I'm gonna go find Cassidy.

1906
01:20:38,205 --> 01:20:40,039
I thought you were
still grounded.

1907
01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:42,909
It ended yesterday.
A month in the hole.

1908
01:20:42,911 --> 01:20:45,278
Thanks again
for taking the fall.

1909
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,180
You would've done the same.

1910
01:20:47,182 --> 01:20:49,248
LUCAS:
Well, well, well.

1911
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:50,850
(chuckles):
Look who's here. Me.

1912
01:20:50,852 --> 01:20:53,352
THOR and MAX:
Hey!

1913
01:20:53,354 --> 01:20:55,691
Feels like we haven't
talked in weeks.

1914
01:20:57,259 --> 01:20:58,925
Yeah.

1915
01:20:58,927 --> 01:21:00,092
SCOUT:
Max.

1916
01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:02,328
My mom said she'll drop us
at frozen yogurt

1917
01:21:02,330 --> 01:21:04,064
if your mom will pick us up.

1918
01:21:04,066 --> 01:21:05,765
Great.
Be there in a second, babe.

1919
01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:07,100
Okay, babe.

1920
01:21:07,102 --> 01:21:09,302
So, how's it going with Scout?

1921
01:21:09,304 --> 01:21:10,436
Good.

1922
01:21:10,438 --> 01:21:12,337
But hard. But good.

1923
01:21:12,339 --> 01:21:14,740
A relationship is
a lot of work.

1924
01:21:14,742 --> 01:21:16,379
Don't let anyone
tell you differently.

1925
01:21:18,013 --> 01:21:19,479
Hey.
Uh, Lucas, you still want

1926
01:21:19,481 --> 01:21:21,715
to play Ascension
with me and the guys later?

1927
01:21:21,717 --> 01:21:24,687
- I'll be there in a minute.
- (sighs) Classic Lucas.

1928
01:21:25,987 --> 01:21:28,354
Carlos and those SCAB guys
seem cool.

1929
01:21:28,356 --> 01:21:30,457
They're cool.

1930
01:21:30,459 --> 01:21:32,995
But they're not
the Bean Bag Boys.

1931
01:21:35,429 --> 01:21:37,165
SCOUT:
Max.

1932
01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:40,870
All right.

1933
01:21:43,304 --> 01:21:45,971
(voice breaking):
I guess, I guess I should go.

1934
01:21:45,973 --> 01:21:47,873
Yeah, all right.

1935
01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,876
Well...

1936
01:21:49,878 --> 01:21:51,511
Yeah.

1937
01:21:51,513 --> 01:21:54,316
♪ ♪

1938
01:22:06,827 --> 01:22:09,098
I missed you guys.

1939
01:22:18,005 --> 01:22:19,404
Let's make a promise.

1940
01:22:19,406 --> 01:22:21,775
Even if we don't hang out
all the time,

1941
01:22:21,777 --> 01:22:23,943
we'll still always be there
for the big stuff.

1942
01:22:23,945 --> 01:22:26,182
Bean Bag Boys for life.

1943
01:22:27,249 --> 01:22:29,149
Bean Bag Boys for life.

1944
01:22:29,151 --> 01:22:31,253
Bean Bag Boys
for life.

1945
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:35,457
(all howling)

1946
01:22:41,495 --> 01:22:42,864
Wait.

1947
01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:46,900
There's something
I have to show you.

1948
01:22:46,902 --> 01:22:48,838
Come up to my parents' bedroom
in three minutes.

1949
01:22:53,073 --> 01:22:55,809
Yo, guys, check this out.

1950
01:22:55,811 --> 01:22:57,342
An indoor swing?

1951
01:22:57,344 --> 01:22:58,877
MAX:
You always have the best toys.

1952
01:22:58,879 --> 01:22:59,878
Yeah!

1953
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,983
Flip that switch.

1954
01:23:03,050 --> 01:23:04,851
How cool is it?

1955
01:23:04,853 --> 01:23:06,586
MAX:
Your parents love to play.

1956
01:23:06,588 --> 01:23:09,955
- What do they do with it?
- They swing on it.

1957
01:23:09,957 --> 01:23:11,557
- Can we go on it?
- Fuck yeah.

1958
01:23:11,559 --> 01:23:14,961
♪ My darling, I ♪

1959
01:23:14,963 --> 01:23:18,166
♪ Can't get enough
of your love, babe ♪

1960
01:23:19,534 --> 01:23:21,200
♪ Girl, I don't know ♪

1961
01:23:21,202 --> 01:23:23,468
♪ I don't know why ♪

1962
01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:26,271
♪ I can't get enough
of your love, babe ♪

1963
01:23:26,273 --> 01:23:28,007
- ANNABELLE: Thor?
- (music stops)

1964
01:23:28,009 --> 01:23:30,510
What are you doing
in Mom and Dad's room?

1965
01:23:30,512 --> 01:23:33,046
Get the hell out of here,
Annabelle!

1966
01:23:33,048 --> 01:23:36,418
That swing is for sexing.
People do sex on it.

1967
01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:39,418
ALL:
Oh...

1968
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:42,321
♪ If you're down, boy,
really down ♪

1969
01:23:42,323 --> 01:23:44,891
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪

1970
01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:46,391
♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪

1971
01:23:46,393 --> 01:23:50,230
♪ Never or now, yeah ♪

1972
01:23:50,232 --> 01:23:52,265
♪ Let me see you
go to town, baby ♪

1973
01:23:52,267 --> 01:23:54,066
♪ Go to town, yeah ♪

1974
01:23:54,068 --> 01:23:56,535
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪

1975
01:23:56,537 --> 01:23:59,338
♪ It's your one chance,
baby, never or now ♪

1976
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:03,443
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1977
01:24:03,445 --> 01:24:07,079
♪ Go down, go down, go down,
yeah ♪

1978
01:24:07,081 --> 01:24:09,449
♪ Let me see you
go to town, yeah ♪

1979
01:24:09,451 --> 01:24:12,517
♪ Go down, go down, go down,
yeah ♪

1980
01:24:12,519 --> 01:24:14,887
♪ Let me see you go to town ♪

1981
01:24:14,889 --> 01:24:18,524
♪ Go down, go down, go down,
yeah ♪

1982
01:24:18,526 --> 01:24:20,560
♪ Let me see you
go to town, yeah ♪

1983
01:24:20,562 --> 01:24:23,262
- ♪ Go down, go down, go down ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

1984
01:24:23,264 --> 01:24:26,498
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1985
01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,668
♪ Go to town with it,
and she shave it all off ♪

1986
01:24:28,670 --> 01:24:29,935
♪ Charlie Brown with it ♪

1987
01:24:29,937 --> 01:24:31,303
♪ Lookin' all around ♪

1988
01:24:31,305 --> 01:24:33,172
♪ All the other girls
sound fishy ♪

1989
01:24:33,174 --> 01:24:36,409
♪ He ain't ever caught a whiff,
that's why he down with it ♪

1990
01:24:36,411 --> 01:24:37,610
♪ Yeah, bitch,
I'm telling you ♪

1991
01:24:37,612 --> 01:24:39,645
- ♪ What? Oh ♪
- ♪ This incredible ♪

1992
01:24:39,647 --> 01:24:41,013
- ♪ This shit edible ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪

1993
01:24:41,015 --> 01:24:42,347
♪ It's like caramel,
kiss my genital ♪

1994
01:24:42,349 --> 01:24:43,583
- ♪ Mine taste medical ♪
- ♪ Mayday ♪

1995
01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:44,885
- ♪ Hers like chemicals ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

1996
01:24:44,887 --> 01:24:47,287
♪ If he gay, though, when he
taste that shit, turn hetero ♪

1997
01:24:47,289 --> 01:24:48,254
♪ Oh, my God ♪

1998
01:24:48,256 --> 01:24:50,989
♪ Can you see that
she need kneepads? ♪

1999
01:24:50,991 --> 01:24:53,325
♪ I'm a bad bitch,
fuck a pee-pad ♪

2000
01:24:53,327 --> 01:24:56,128
♪ Full of shit, if he don't
eat it, he a D-bag ♪

2001
01:24:56,130 --> 01:24:58,564
♪ He could use a submarine,
I'll call him seaman ♪

2002
01:24:58,566 --> 01:25:01,467
♪ Yeah, if you're down, boy,
really down ♪

2003
01:25:01,469 --> 01:25:03,936
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪

2004
01:25:03,938 --> 01:25:05,404
♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪

2005
01:25:05,406 --> 01:25:09,208
♪ Never or now, yeah ♪

2006
01:25:09,210 --> 01:25:11,276
♪ Let me see you
go to town, baby ♪

2007
01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:13,111
♪ Go to town, yeah ♪

2008
01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:15,515
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪

2009
01:25:15,517 --> 01:25:18,484
♪ It's your one chance,
baby, never or now ♪

2010
01:25:18,486 --> 01:25:21,154
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

2011
01:25:21,156 --> 01:25:23,158
♪ ♪

2012
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:28,160
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2013
01:25:53,187 --> 01:25:55,189
♪ ♪

2014
01:26:04,299 --> 01:26:05,935
♪ What? ♪

2015
01:26:07,434 --> 01:26:09,202
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

2016
01:26:09,204 --> 01:26:10,572
♪ What? ♪

2017
01:26:13,407 --> 01:26:14,673
♪ What? ♪

2018
01:26:14,675 --> 01:26:16,342
♪ Hey, hey ♪

2019
01:26:16,344 --> 01:26:18,511
- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

2020
01:26:18,513 --> 01:26:20,779
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

2021
01:26:20,781 --> 01:26:22,782
- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ Hey. ♪

2022
01:26:22,784 --> 01:26:24,987
♪ ♪

2023
01:26:54,816 --> 01:26:57,019
♪ ♪

2024
01:27:26,848 --> 01:27:29,051
♪ ♪

2025
01:27:58,879 --> 01:28:01,082
♪ ♪

2026
01:28:30,911 --> 01:28:33,115
♪ ♪

2027
01:29:02,943 --> 01:29:05,147
♪ ♪

2028
01:29:34,608 --> 01:29:36,611
(music fades)