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♪♪♪
[breathing heavily]
I didn't realize there'd be so many insects involved.
We're five minutes early.
If you're 5 minutes early, then you're 10 minutes late.
Maybe we've missed him.
Señorita Fay?
- You put it in there too deep. - Sorry.
Ay, ay, ay.
This map was handed down to me by my ancestor Juan Ponce de Leon.
Thank you.
For too many years, my family has survived only on rice and beans.
Last week,
we ran out of rice.
[farts]
Oh.
You, my young protégé,
are looking at the map to a location of the legendary Fountain of Youth.
This ancient scroll will ensure my reign as the world's most powerful cosmetics giant
forever.
And now, I begin an adventure so great, maybe they'll even make a movie about it.
Are you listening to me?
Of course I am.
It's just, if you compare this map to Google Earth,
I think you're reading this map upside down.
What?
So, if I triangulate the coordinates, isolate the region, and align the vicinity...
Just tell me.
In what exotic land does this fountain of myth reside?
I think it's Encino, California.
Encino, California?
[epic music]
[water running]
Oh, yeah. F me, right?
Men.
You know what? You guys are lucky you are all single.
I think it might help if you were just a little bit more chill.
- Me? - Yeah.
- You think it's me? - Yes.
Little bit.
What? That's ridiculous.
No one is more chill than me.
I am the ice man.
- Wade? - Hi.
This for you.
I could see from your profile picture
that your apartment could use little bit more greenery, so I got you this.
And the pot goes perfectly with your Ikea end table.
What...
Oh my god.
Our celebrity couple name would be Waynegelo.
And then, when we're married and we hyphenate our last names, yours can go first, but I just...
- I... I... - Uh, yeah, I'm going to go.
Hi.
I didn't know this was a double date.
Oh, these are my parents.
I've already told them so much about you.
[sighs]
Where are you going?
Dude, you've suffocated more people than the Boston Strangler.
It's called being a hopeless romantic.
It's called needing a restraining order.
It's why you're single, Wade.
All right, whatever. It doesn't matter, okay? I'm done.
No more men for this guy.
I've had my heart broken one too many times.
Oh, you say that now.
But guaranteed, you'll fall in love with the next guy you meet.
I will take that bet.
Done.
Who keeps money under their towel in a steam room?
Dude, have you ever seen our web series?
There's gotta be more to life than just playing the pelvic polka.
No more talking about poon, peen, or hook-up highjinks.
- All right. - [Wade] I'm down.
- Okay, so no sex talk. - Nope.
All right, it's decided then.
We're going to have to find something else to talk about other than sex.
You got it. Let's go.
- Shh! - [crickets chirping]
Do you guys hear crickets chirping?
Ignore that.
That's just a metaphor to denote awkward silence.
Oh.
Cool.
[birds singing]
- [closing door] - [phone vibrating]
Well? Is it the place?
I think so.
Ponce de Leon, old mission.
It makes sense. It's the perfect place to hide an ancient aquifer.
"I think so" isn't going to cut it.
I just spent my entire fortune on that map.
My cosmetic empire is counting on you being right.
Understood.
I want a coffee and that sample on my desk within the hour.
Do you have any idea the amount of havoc a jungle expedition can wreak on a pedicure?
This is the worst internship ever.
Just keep filing.
[Harry] Breathe.
Breathe.
Can I help you, son?
Hello, sir.
I would like to work out today.
No need to call me "sir."
Everyone calls me Old Man Johnson.
I'm not really comfortable calling you that.
Well, my name's Harry, if that helps.
Harry Johnson, that's much better.
That'll be $5 for the day.
Oh, goody.
I'm going to put this towards my retirement.
Wow, really?
Go work out, son.
Breathe!
Come on, breathe.
That's not breathing.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm using that, man.
What are you doing?
Amateurs.
[Harry] Here you go. Breathe.
Dudes, check it.
My toes are so wrinkled they look like raisins.
Bro, my hands are so wrinkled, they're like elephant skin.
My balls are so wrinkled, they look like... balls.
Mm.
It's an analogy.
It's really not.
We agreed not to talk about sexual stuff. Remember that?
We tried, guys.
We did.
- We did try. - Good effort.
Same time tomorrow... steam room?
- You know it. - Yeah.
Good steam bros.
- It's an analogy. - No, it's not.
- It's a metaphor. - It's more like a simile.
I'm honestly really surprised you even know what an analogy is.
- You compare the two things. - Yes.
What do you think?
Aren't you putting the cart before the horse?
Success is achieved when preparation meets opportunity.
Your sample from the Steam Room.
Excellent.
Put it right here.
I'm going to have the lab come and pick it up.
Now I'm going to need you to dig up some dirt on that gym.
Once this sample checks out, I'm going to buy that place for cheap.
Everybody's got a secret.
I want to know what theirs is.
What if there is no dirt?
Oh, trust me, honey.
There's always dirt.
That's all.
[general chatter]
What's the first rule of the Steam Room?
The first rule of the Steam Room is don't talk about the Steam Room.
No.
No birthdays.
We got you a gift.
You shouldn't have... waited so long to give it to me.
Hand it over.
Open it.
New shorts.
Yeah.
These might even cover your nuts.
How am I supposed to find something on the gym if I don't even know what to look for?
Wait a second.
Hello, gorgeous.
Yes.
Nice digs.
These are great. Thanks, guys.
Think I'm going to need to have them shortened a bit.
So much for tucking the testes, huh?
Harry Johnson?
You know it.
You have been served.
Failure to pay back taxes.
Lack of compliance will cause us to foreclose on this establishment.
Impossible.
Possible.
You have two weeks to come up with $25,000, or we're closing this gym.
Sign here.
34 years ago, you had a bad year, skipped a payment.
Taxes and penalties.
Uncle Sam doesn't like deadbeats.
Have a nice day.
Uh... what was that?
It was 1985.
The band was Bananarama.
I was their number one groupie.
I followed them all over the world.
In my travels, I guess I forgot to pay my taxes.
It was a cruel, cruel summer.
There's got to be something we can do, brochachos.
This place has been in the family forever,
handed down from father to son for generations.
My pops got it from his dad, Craven Harry Johnson.
And he got it from his father, Seymour Harry Johnson.
I don't see the resemblance.
There's got to be something we can do.
Why don't we just steam? That usually gets us thinking.
Yeah. Let's steam it up.
And just think of something.
We'll get through this.
Sorry, man.
We can't let Old Man Johnson lose this place.
If it's gone, what will happen to us?
Pardon me.
I couldn't help but overhear your guys' conversation.
Are you saying that the Steam Room is going to close?
Yeah, that's what you heard unless we can think of some way to save the place.
Any ideas?
I mean, there's no fighting the IRS, so...
So, no.
Boys, something?
What we need is a good, old-fashioned towel snap-a-thon.
How's that going to save the gym?
Good question, Tad.
See, nothing is better for thinking than getting the blood pumping.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- You're right. - Stop! Seriously, please stop.
Nothing says welcome better than being whipped in the ass with some wet cotton fabric.
Please, please... Please stop.
Stop? That sounds like you're saying keep going.
Ta!
All right, guys.
Guys. Guys. All right.
I'm Wade.
Neil.
♪♪♪
[echo] Neil.
Ow! Who did that?
Wait! Guys, I got it.
How much money does everyone have?
I got about...
24 dollars.
Wait, that's it. We'll raise enough money to save the Steam Room.
Where did you pull that money out of?
Yeah, you're not even wearing a towel.
Where did the coins come from?
- Coin drops. - Gross.
Neil, maybe you can take my number.
What? He can help us save the Steam Room.
Yeah.
Wait.
You want me to hang out with you guys?
Yeah, man. I mean, the more bros we got, the better it is.
Ta!
Got him!
They're doing what?
I wouldn't worry about it.
Those guys are so clueless, you could lock them in a mattress store,
and they would still sleep on the floor.
They want to save that Steam Room, and you're going to help them.
I am?
I want you to join their little group and report everything back to me.
Spy on them?
Mhm.
I'm sorry, I'm not comfortable with doing that.
Oh, Neil, you've been in the beauty industry for five years?
Mhm.
And you're familiar with muscle relaxants?
Mhm. Yeah.
Just 45 milliliters of pure Botox injected directly into your sperm worm,
and the only thing you'll find hard is an algebra equation.
Sally, please be reasonable.
Can I count on you, Neil?
Hmm?
Good boy.
Now, go do what I asked you to do.
Hmm.
What are you doing?
We are mapping out our plan, Wade.
I mean, how else can you visually represent our intention
without one of these really cool string maps?
And now, the police can see how the plan all came together at the end of the movie.
What police?
Ooh, I like where this is going.
All right, so we're going to use acid to disintegrate the bodies
and pumice stone to grind up the teeth.
N-no one's using acid or pumice stones.
Fine.
Cement shoes.
But it is a mess.
Yeah, I'm talking wet concrete. But hey, it's your place, Wade.
Hope you're rentin' it.
[bell ringing]
I'll be right back.
[Beau] You do that.
Oh, hi.
Hello.
Oh, how sweet are you?
Quick, come on inside. We're just in the next room.
So you remember all the guys? We got Beau, Tad, Ryan, Balton.
- What's up? - Everyone, Neil.
Hey, what's up, Neil?
- Respect, man. - No, no. His name is Neil.
[Beau] Just... just stand up. Stand up.
I'm glad you're here, Neil.
We're about to make a pact, right here, right now,
one that we're going to take to our graves.
No, we weren't.
It looks like you guys are making a plan?
Yes, we are.
And I think we have figured it out.
Wait.
You guys want to raise $25,000 by selling cookies?
Yes!
I mean, I think a bake sale is a great idea.
Oh, well, if you like it, I'd say, let's do it.
Yes!
- I love it! - Heck, yeah! Heck, yeah!
[Tad] I want oatmeal cookies.
[music]
We need some tunes, brochachos.
♪ Today is gonna be A little something more ♪
♪ I've got a plan in mind A special thing in store ♪
♪ The light bulb inside my head Says get up and play ♪
I got the Crisco.
Aren't... aren't you supposed to use butter for cookies?
Oh right, this isn't for the cookies.
♪ It's my lucky day ♪
♪ It's my lucky day-ay-ay-ay My lucky day ♪
♪ Don't need a pot of gold ♪
♪ A rabbit's foot or to be told It's my lucky day ♪
♪ It's my lucky day ♪
[all laughing]
Ooh, ooh!
- Ooh, nice. - Mm...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Ah! Ah! - Why are you handing it to me?!
Why did you do that?!
Put it down! Put it down! Jeez!
Oh!
- I knew I should have got everyone oven mitts. - That was hot, bros!
Why would you hand it to me?
Talk to me about your supply chain.
Are these locally sourced? And are any of these vegan or gluten-free?
Oh, I'll take this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The cacao beans were harvested by virgins listening to harp music.
And the flour? Well, the flour was grown in the fields of Brigadoon,
which only appears every 100 years or so.
So you can imagine how difficult that was to get.
And the eggs? Well, the eggs, the eggs are donated from chickens
that get acupuncture treatments from yogis.
Namaste.
Really? Virgins? That's amazing.
Look, I'll give you $5 for 10 cookies.
How about you pay what the sign says there, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Whatever.
Tried to pull a fast one, huh?
Thanks, man. Hey, appreciate you.
Tell your friends.
Tag us. Follow us and all that.
Hey, boys, shouldn't we be selling these for more?
Why?
Uh, virgins?
There ain't no damn virgins.
Wait, who's a virgin, bro?
♪♪♪
I just want one so bad.
Look at them.
They're mocking me.
I got a gallon of milk, bro.
It's organic as shit.
[high-pitched voice] Eat me.
I dare you.
Oh, on second thought, you're not worthy of my rich chocolate chips
and my incredible chewy center.
Fuck you, cookie.
Yeah, I'm your master.
It's okay.
It's just a cookie.
No, he's a little confectionery bastard.
Eat me, fucker.
- Oh, you little shit! - Whoa, whoa, dude.
No, come on.
It's all sugar and carbs.
Think of your shredded abs.
- Think about the 5% body fat. - Yeah.
It's just... it's fine. It's- it's just a little nibble, okay? I did my CrossFit for today.
I could just crush those carbs, man.
I don't know, bros, it's a slippery slope.
I remember the great Lay's incident of 2014.
Yeah.
I remember that too.
I had two chicks bobbing upside down on me.
One chick, she actually tried to stick a zucchini where...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Not that Lay's incident, the other Lay's incident.
I'll remind you.
Everyone thoughtfully look up to your left.
Your other left, Balton.
Oh my god.
- [voice] Do it. - Wait, what?
- [Tad] Oh my god. - Good or bad?
Bad or good?
That good?
Let me get one! That good?
- Hey! - Let me get one, bro!
[all screaming]
[voices distorting]
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Didn't you learn anything from that flashback?
Dude, no.
Come on, guys.
One little cookie never hurt anyone.
See?
Mhm, chocolate chip.
Did you see that?
Neil ate a goddamn carb.
- Dude. Oh, what, what... - Oh! Oh!
God, that's so delicious.
Oh. Oh.
Oh my god, it is.
Where's the milk?
I got a chocolate chip chubby.
- Oh. - That's sugar.
That's real sugar.
Oh my god, it's like sex in my mouth.
[Balton] Oh my god!
[epic music]
What kind of devil are you?
What?
Neil!
There you are.
What's the latest?
The guys had a cookie sale on Saturday.
A cookie sale?
Yeah, it went so badly that they're now in the hole $30.
Oh my god, you had to see it.
They were... there was a flour fight.
Their shirts came off. There was licking of spoons.
Actually, the cookies were pretty darn good.
But in the end, they started eating all of their product.
So, it was hilarious.
Why are you here?
In your office?
In my employ?
Because you pay me $4.96 an hour?
You're here because you're my personal assistant.
And as such, your allegiance belongs to me and this company.
Those Steam Room boys are not your friends.
And you're not theirs.
Have you've forgotten how cruel kids can be,
pizza face?
Pizza face, pizza face, pizza face, pizza, pizza, pizza face!
This is our territory, pizza face.
No one wants your poop-corn or crappy trail mix.
It's all about the Do-si-dos, motherfucker.
He's not a Boy Scout, he's a Boil Scout! Hey, look, his face has so much oil on it,
- you can make French fries with it. - Let's give him a wedgie.
Cross our troop again, and we'll Tagalong your ugly ass.
Come on.
Two against one.
Not very nice.
- [Neil] Stop. - Are you going to cry?
- little pizza? - Mean. Not nice.
Oh my god.
You, unfortunate-looking creature, let me take a look.
Oh my.
Don't worry, I can help.
Oh okay.
I'm Sally Fay, of the Sally Fay Cosmetic empire.
And you shall be my new project.
Come, we'll have a cookie.
Love these.
Friends of yours?
Kind of.
What's your name?
Neil.
Hello, Neil.
Hello.
This is my house.
Wow, it's really nice.
Never forget.
It was beauty that killed the beast.
Now, I need you to go out there and get me that Steam Room.
Do this for us, Neil.
[laughing]
Guys, why the sad faces?
We didn't make any money off the bake sale.
In fact, we're worse off than we were before.
Well, hey, I sold $20 worth of cookies.
Yeah, and I got a little tonsil tango on the side.
That's just because you gave those cheerleaders a kiss for every cookie they bought.
Yeah.
I really wish they were female cheerleaders.
But I will admit, they had some soft lips.
And they used just the right amount of tongue.
Ooh, that's sexy.
Oh, it was.
No, wait.
That's it.
Sex.
Sex, S-E-X.
Beau, if you think I'm just going to become a male prostitute, man,
you got another thing coming.
Unless there's good money in it, though.
I'll sell some ass.
I'll be out there, man.
You won't tell my mom, though, right?
Oh, I don't... I don't know your mom.
No, but Beau is onto something. If we want to make money,
we're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way, and sex sells.
Exactly.
Right.
That's why I don't even leave the house without, you know... thank you.
Is that a binky?
- Mhm. - [squeaking]
All right.
Wait, are you judging me, bro?
Uh... okay, well, what's the plan?
We could open a kissing booth.
That's actually perfect, Wade.
Yes. More like that.
I do chores at the nursing home for extra cash.
- [Wade] Really? - Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, one guy gives me $100 for a sponge bath.
Some guy gives you $100 to give him a sponge bath?
No, he gives me the sponge bath.
- Oh. - Okay.
Okay, well, that's going in the maybe column, yeah.
You guys, you feel that?
You feel that moneymaking montage coming on?
- Yeah! - All right!
Cue the motivational Katy Perry music.
- ♪ Baby you don't... ♪ - Do not sing that!
We cannot afford that kind of licensing.
We'll just use some stock music.
Yeah.
Let's do this bros.
Stock music montage.
- All right! - Whoa!
♪♪♪
Car wash! Let's go!
- Don't be weird! - Watch us wash you!
♪♪♪
[whispering] Oh, yeah.
- Hi. - How much is a car wash?
That's $20.
Ooh, I've got that.
Yeah you do, right there.
Nice. Where's your car, though?
You're it.
If you play your cards right, I'll polish your tailpipe.
Here we go.
Oh, you're just going for it.
Oh, I'm going to scrub you.
Oh, I'm going to get your leg.
Let me get your legs.
Ooh, they're so long and handsome.
Hey, that'll be $20.
Appreciate it. Tell your boyfriend or girlfriend.
- No judgment. - Okay.
Okay. Bye now.
Oh, a tip? Thank you so much.
I was actually hoping for change.
You know what? You can write it off your taxes.
It's awesome.
Thank you. Appreciate it. Bye-bye now.
♪♪♪
Guys, we made almost $15,000.
Like, seriously. Oh, $15,000.
Yeah.
- Dude. - These bad boys.
No, no, Ryan.
Hey, let's put the money right here in his bag.
Give me the bag.
Mhm.
Put it in.
He's not here, Wade.
Who?
Neil.
Didn't you notice how weird Wade was being during that moneymaking montage?
Wade's always weird.
Yeah, yeah, definitely. But he was being like, extra weird.
Like, Wade is for sure crushing on Neil.
Mhm.
I'm right here, okay? And I'm not crushing on Neil, okay? I've sworn off men.
Dude, Neil is smart, handsome.
He's really helpful. I mean, he taught me the perfect way to do my laundry.
My whites are whiter.
My colors are brighter.
And my shirts? They're perfectly pressed.
I think you used too much starch.
I was referring to my shirts.
That's my happy sock.
- Oh! - Aw, Jesus.
You sniffed it.
Wade, you just got to own up to it, you know?
Like, face it, you are falling for Neil.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
You know that old maple up on Norton Lane?
I love that tree.
The orphan children, they play in its shade when the blossoms are in full bloom.
And it's been watching over the community for generations.
Yeah, yeah, that one.
This looks oddly familiar, wouldn't you say, Wade? I mean,
is that your handwriting? I-I can't make it out.
You cut down the tree?
Well, yes, of course.
I mean, this is for you.
I did this for you, Wade.
You need to get a grip on your reality.
Look at this!
You could have just taken a photo.
Yeah.
What shade will the orphan children play in now?
W... w... we'll buy them a tarp.
All right, fine, okay?
I'm falling for Neil.
- Aha! - But... but...
I don't want to be!
I knew it.
I don't want to lose my heart to another guy that's just going to break it, okay?
Well, I don't want to lose the Steam Room.
So we need to focus, guys.
Look, look, look, look, look, he's right, okay? We still got to come up with $10,000
more to pay this tax man.
Yeah, well, we got to come up with something.
Yeah.
None of us are leaving this room until we come up with a way of getting that money, okay?
- So, let's just think. - [Ryan] All right, cool.
Hmm.
What are we doing here?
I do my best thinking at a bar.
You mean, a gay bar?
This is a gay bar?
Hmm, I didn't notice.
Well, hey, man, I ain't complaining.
You know, I haven't had to pay for a drink since we got here.
Cheers, boys.
Ha ha!
I love you.
Ooh.
What about a contest?
What about one?
Where are we going to find a contest, Wade?
I don't know.
I'm just bro-storming.
Look guys, there's gotta be something that we can do with a cash prize of $5,000.
Yeah, but what?
I don't know. I'm coming up empty.
Yep, and I'm coming up full.
Gotta go drain the main vein, you know what I mean?
I mean I gotta take a piss.
You got no abs, bro.
[urinating]
What?
Ha!
Look, look, look, look, look! Look, bros, I got it.
I got it.
- It's a wet undies contest. - [Ryan] Wet underwear?
Look!
Oh, I'm looking.
Oh.
Cash prize, $5,000? Yo, we got this, guys.
Let's roll out, bros.
[Wade] All right, let's do it.
[Tad] Yeah, brosefs.
Five grand.
Neil?
Yoo-hoo, Neil?
Where have you been?
I was getting your coffee.
When can I take control of that Steam Room?
I'm working on it.
I can see that you have been.
Just look what I found in your desk.
Please tell me those boys aren't going to raise enough money
to save their precious Steam Room?
I have it under control.
I sent in a boy to do a woman's job.
They're not going to win.
I can't risk it.
I need a ringer.
Willie Mammoth. He's done some work for me in the past.
Construction.
Find him.
Pay him whatever it takes.
Win that contest.
Do not fail me.
Oh, and tell him to call me.
My chimney needs sweeping.
Again.
If anyone needs me, I'll be meeting with those dimwits of the board.
It's time for me to take back my company.
[ding]
Gentlemen.
I called this meeting because I'm planning something big, fresh, young.
Well, we're happy to hear that, Sally.
Because the board of directors has unanimously agreed
that maybe it's time to change the image of Sally Fay cosmetics.
Give it a makeover, if you will.
Makeover? Yes.
Gentlemen, I couldn't agree with you more.
Your timing is perfect.
I've been working on...
That means there's no longer any place for you here.
Hold it, what?
Me?
You want to fire Sally Fay from Sally Fay Cosmetics?
Sales have been down for years now.
And as a beauty company, we're no longer relevant.
You're no longer relevant.
The world wants young and attractive.
And experienced women such as yourself just doesn't cut it on a billboard anymore.
Sorry, Sally.
This is still my company.
And I am this close to a breakthrough that will change the cosmetic industry forever,
and put Sally Fay back on top where she belongs.
I will unveil my new discovery this Friday, here at noon.
And if you want it, it's going to cost you each one share.
This Friday, here, noon.
You've got 30 seconds to reply.
Tic toc.
Now it's 29.
I'll be out in my car.
Text me your reply.
Make it snappy.
Mumble, mumble, mumble. Mumble, mumble, mumble.
Okay, boys, ready to get started?
Hey, man, don't you think this is a bit much? I mean, it's just a wet underwear contest.
Filling out a dong sarong ain't enough, okay? It's all about stage presence, showmanship.
That's why I brought in a real pro to help us get ready for this contest.
Wait a minute.
What is she going to do?
Meet my niece, Susie.
Head of her cheer squad and one kick-ass choreographer.
Susie, dear, do you mind showing the boys a few moves?
Sure.
You pencil pricks look like rejects from an Olivia Newton-John music video.
If you're serious about winning, you better man up and listen good.
For the next hour, you're my little man bitches, capiche?!
Capiche.
Uh, okay.
[ding]
Hmm.
[ding]
Oh, smiling chocolate pudding.
It's a pile of shit.
I already told you 15 times!
It's spin! Grab! Twist! Thrust! Pop! And bang!
Have any of you guys ever gotten laid before?
Ever see a girl with a sweet, tight, butt that you just have to have?
Oh, yeah.
Now squeeze it! Grab it! And thrust as if your life depends on it!
Gay guys, same ass, just imagine it's hairy!
Ooh!
So, do you think we actually have a shot at winning?
Fuck no.
Got to bounce, uncle, babysitting gig.
- Okay. - If you pussies want a shot at winning,
you better keep going till you don't suck so much!
Um, that's actually mine, but...
Oh, you want it? Come get it.
I dare you.
No, no. No, I'm good. I'll see you at Thanksgiving.
Good call.
All right.
Now, where were we? Banging and thrusting, right?
Yeah!
Tad, come on, more banging! All right, now, where's the swizzle?
All right, let me see that. And thrusting!
Dude. Dude.
- What? - That's weird.
So, you and the guys seem really close.
Yeah. We're all bros.
Is there anyone special in your life?
Well, I just got out of a long-term relationship, and it still kinda hurts, you know?
I'm sorry.
How long did it last?
Six hours.
Oh.
I have to be honest,
you're quite the cook.
I can't remember the last time that I had a homemade meal like this.
I'm just glad you liked it.
I can't believe you ate that whole sausage.
It was delicious.
- But without chewing? - Oh, trick jaw.
So, my dad says I get it from my mom.
I've won first place in every hot dog eating contest that I've ever joined,
and I can actually fit three weiners in my mouth at the same time.
- Oh... oh, oh. - Whoa.
I am... I'm so sorry.
Uh...
Man, Susie kicked our butts today, bro.
Yeah, man.
This feels so good.
How about our boy, Wade, though? He's got that date with Neil tonight.
Man, he is such a bromantic.
I bet you he's pulling out all the stops, like, getting the candles going,
with the smooth music and some wine.
Wait a second, bro.
What?
Cheers.
[soft music]
This was really nice.
I have to say, I really like you... the guys.
Well, uh, I... the guys, really like you too.
Really?
Yeah.
You know, the Steam Room guys don't just let anybody in.
You have to be someone special.
We're like family.
Do... do you not have any family, Neil?
Well, my boss is like my family.
And to be honest, she's like my only friend.
Well, now you have us.
And that's what being a bro is all about, bro.
- I should probably go. - Uh...
We haven't even had dessert yet.
I should watch my calories.
I have this can of whipped cream right here.
I don't know.
What about something long, hard, eight inches?
I can't.
You can.
You like celery, right?
Come on, take a bite.
Mmm.
[chuckling]
Someone got laid last night.
Mhm.
What gave it away? Was it my relaxed demeanor?
My glowing complexion? My wry smile?
Or the pillow for you sore behind?
Oh.
Well, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but we did go through an entire can of whipped cream
before dessert.
Ooh.
- Right? - Wow.
Okay, wow, impressive.
But guys, we can't just sit and gab and steam all day.
We've got to prepare for tonight.
Big night ahead of us.
It's just a wet underwear contest, bro.
Relax.
Okay, you just get down to your little whitey-tighties you got there,
and you shake what your mama gave ya.
That's it.
I do it every night in front of my apartment window, all right?
What? How do you pay your rent?
I'm not touching that one.
You do you, bro.
- What are you looking at? - This... it just doesn't make sense.
You're right. It doesn't make sense.
Is Justin Bieber here?
Oh my god! I'm such a huge fan!
I mean, my daughter would love his autograph.
I'm uh, Dustin Cleaver?
I want my test results.
I can have them for you by 5 o'clock.
I explicitly told Neil I needed till the end of day on Friday.
Take a good look.
This is my don't-fuck-with-me-fella face.
I want those results now.
Uh... I-I did already run a pH and chemical compound test on the sample.
And?
It has the compound structure of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.
It's perfect pH balance and rich in natural ground minerals.
Excellent.
We'll patent the combination, hydrogen and oxygen.
But what to name this miraculous compound?
Something short, simple, clean, refreshing.
How about water?
Excuse me?
Two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen. It's... it's water.
Give me that.
I'm sorry, Sally.
It's Sally Fay.
Just like it says on your checks.
Or at least, used to.
You're fired.
Here's a pro tip for you.
When the boss doesn't know that two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen is water,
you don't tell her.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to West Hollywood's Annual Wet Undies Contest.
Make some noise.
I'm your hostess, Billy Francesca, tonight.
Now, listen, we are giving away $5,000 to the biggest wiener... I mean, winner.
That's a lot of money.
Warm it up, kids, or I'm going to keep it for myself.
All right!
Warm it up, guys.
There you go, Balton. Yes, that looks good.
Boys, you know I'll do anything for the Steam Room.
I think I see the line. It's just before that stage,
and I'm definitely not ready to cross it.
Just relax, bro. It's going to be fine.
Just imagine they're all muscular women
with short hair and penises.
Well, I could do that.
[Tad] Yeah.
Shit's about to get weird.
The rules are simple, kids.
Make the audience happy and win $5,000!
And take me home!
No, thanks.
Oh, nobody wants that. All right, play some funky music, white boy!
Oh!
Oh, sorry.
It's just water.
Agua.
H2O.
What were you thinking, giving your fortune away for a map?
They're going to kick you out of your own company.
No more empire.
No money, no Botox.
No Willie Mammoth, nothing.
All for the fountain of youth.
The fountain of youth my ass,
my old,
tired,
somewhat saggy ass.
I want my mommy.
Bro, you're the last one.
You're our only hope.
Own it, bro.
Own it?
Dude, what if I get excited? I'm going to pop out of these little baby nut huggers, man.
Think about Old Man Johnson.
Yeah, that'll do it.
All right.
- Yeah! Come on! - Go bro!
Come on, bro. Come on!
[Billy] We are bringing someone in to try and dethrone our reigning champion.
All the way from the Midwest, where they grow them big, thick, and juicy,
make some noise for Balton!
[audience cheering]
Screw your water.
Come here, blondie.
Thank you, Francesca.
Mm, wow.
Ooh, yeah.
Whoa!
All right!
Now, that's a dirty martini.
- Yeah. - Unless there's no one else,
I think we have a brand new winner for $5,000!
- Yes! - Yes, Balton!
I really did it!
Whoa, what's going on?
Hello?
Is that...
Oh my god, that's Willie Mammoth.
Oh my god, I loved him in Goodwill Humping.
[rock music]
Well, it looks like we have an upset from out of nowhere.
Thank you, Balton.
Thanks for coming.
Who doesn't love a Mammoth Willie? I'm double-jointed.
[Tad] You did good. Good try, man.
Looks like it's over.
There's no way we can save the Steam Room now.
I'm so sorry.
It's not your fault.
We let everyone down, man.
We're done for, bros.
It's not over yet, boys.
Where are you going?
- Hey! - Bro!
[Billy] Make some noise, kids. We have a winner.
I'm so proud of you.
That's amazing.
Hi, little boy. Can I help you?
Yeah, I just wanted you to take this...
- No... no. - I just want to say one thing.
- Hello. - [mic interference]
Before you go running off and cashing that bad boy, um,
I-I-I... I'd just like to call everyone's attention
to this.
Oh! Oh my! Oh!
Damn.
All righty, then. Well, thanks so much.
I'll take this right out of your hands.
Hi. How are you?
- Now we have our big winner of the day. - No way!
- $5,000! - I won?
You won!
We won! We won!
That's what I'm talking about! That's it!
Cover it up, cover it up.
What are you doing this weekend?
Palm Springs?
- You can't handle it. - I could try.
I go to yoga.
Oh my god.
Well, thanks so much for coming, everyone.
That's how you do a wet undies contest here for $5,000.
Make some noise.
[all the guys cheering]
[Wade] Yeah!
[all] Big dick! Big dick! Big dick!
My money?
But you lost.
Fine, but my boss is not going to be happy about this.
[Mammoth] Not my problem.
Here, I'll send it to you now.
[rooster singing]
- ♪♪♪ - [snoring]
[door opening]
What up, Wade?
Just thinking about Willie Mammoth.
Me too.
What up?
What up, boy?
Yo, what's happening?
Wassup, man?
What's up?
Sup?
Sup, man?
Ow.
Hey, dude, we made a splash last night.
Then this dude, Beau here, with that big old schlong.
Where you been hiding that at, bro?
Oops.
Does it go by your name, or does it have a name of its own?
Actually, yeah, it has its own name.
- Mm. - Buster.
Buster Hymen.
Get it?
Just because of the...
Mm-mm.
Buster Hymen?
- Yeah? - Wade?
What's up, man?
What's up?
I'm just a bit bummed.
I saw Willie Mammoth and Neil exchanging numbers after the competition.
Exchange... you know what? Maybe it wasn't even all that.
I mean, maybe he just wanted to go up to him and get his autograph, like I did.
See?
Bro, that says, turn off the TV.
Oh, that's the wrong cheek.
That's from my boo snack.
You know, we go to sleep at night, he leaves the TV on and stuff.
Power bill be all high.
Wade, yo, if you can't trust Neil, how do you expect to have a real relationship with him?
Just talk to him, bro.
That's what I do with my girlfriend.
You do not have a girlfriend.
I know.
I just like to pretend like I have someone waiting for me at home.
The nights get so lonely.
That's sad.
[growling]
Hey, would you look at the time? We should... let's go check on the time.
Yeah. I want to hit a set of legs in before lunch.
You know what? I think I... I left the toaster running.
I'm going to go take care of that.
Oh! I just remembered, uh, my mom's in town from uh, Poland Springs.
So I got to get her from the airport.
What's up with the guys and those lame excuses?
I mean really, am I supposed to believe that Balton works out his legs?
I... I'm gonna to go too.
Did I do something wrong?
Because if something's bothering you, you can just tell me.
I saw you and Willie Mammoth flirting last night.
Oh.
I mean, is there something going on between you two?
I see. I'm just going to go.
No, no, just... just wait.
Just sit.
There's something that you need to know.
My boss is Sally Fay of Sally Fay Cosmetics.
Really? The Sally Fay?
- Yes. - For real?
Yes.
I remember using her makeup to cover up my acne when I was growing up.
They called me four eyes and pizza face.
Kids can be so cruel.
By my parents.
Sally cleared up my skin, and she made me feel really good about myself.
And because of her, I dedicated my life to beauty.
And I was determined to be just like her when I grew up.
I wanted to be Michelangelo when I grew up.
Master painter, sculptor, architect?
Ninja Turtle.
Oh.
Sally made me hire Willie Mammoth so that you would lose the contest and the Steam Room.
So, you weren't helping us at all?
What did you want with our Steam Room?
I... I can't say.
I thought you were this awesome guy. I really liked you.
But instead, I find out you're some double-crossing creep?
You don't understand.
What? That you spied, lied, and then sold us out to your boss? Nah, I pretty much got it.
Unless, of course, there's something I missed.
No.
That's what I thought.
God, you men are all alike.
[Sally clearing her throat]
You missed a spot.
The... no, no, no, no, no. Miss, you can't be back here.
It's me.
I'm Sally Fay.
- What? - I drank the water.
The fountain is real.
I'm gorgeous.
Well, more gorgeous.
Sally?
I must have that steam room at all costs.
Sally, we lost the contest.
How the hell did that happen? We had big Willie.
Yeah, but Beau's willy was bigger.
And now the guys are $5,000 away from raising the money.
Well, that can't happen.
You, go to the Steam Room. Get me some of that water.
I also need a dying plant, something to rejuvenate.
Bring them both to me tomorrow at 11:00 AM sharp.
Now, tell me everything you know about these guys and where I can find them.
What are you going to do?
It's time for me to take matters to my own hands.
My beautiful, supple, young hands.
What's up, bros?
What's up, bro?
Sup, dude?
- What's up, man? - Can I get you a cocktail?
No, thanks.
You did the 12 steps, huh?
No, I walked up the handicap ramp.
So, crazy about Neil, right?
Wade's a total mess, bros.
Neil's no bro, bro.
If I know Wade, he's probably on his third sappy rom-com by now, wrist deep in cheesy bread.
Yeah, hi... I'd like to place an order for pizza delivery, please.
Can you tell me about the John Travolta? Does it come with cheese?
Oh, it's all cheese? What about the Nick Cage?
I don't really want that much ham.
How about... can you tell me about the De Niro pizza?
Wait, wait, hello? You... are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Who you talking to? You talking to me?
Oh, you're not talking to me. You know what? Yeah, sorry.
The De Niro pizza's fine.
That's fine. Yeah.
Okay. Thank you.
♪ If you'll be there for me ♪
I can't believe Sally Fay Cosmetics wants our Steam Room.
Yeah, that ain't going to happen, bro.
Obviously not, bros.
Don't sweat it, guys.
Sally Fay is no match for our brains.
And brawns.
- Yeah. - My brawn's bigger.
Now you're lying.
What were you saying about Sally Fay?
Wow.
Hi there.
Hi.
Beau.
Tres beau, I'd say.
A linguist.
Well, I'm a cunnilinguist.
Hmm.
As you were saying?
Oh. Uh.
Well, apparently, the old bag wants our Steam Room.
Yeah, and we almost lost the contest and five big ones because of her.
Yeah, Sally Fay can try.
But there's no way she's getting our gym.
Hmm, is that so?
I've got a bag full of cash at my apartment.
And we're just a few grand away from $25,000. So...
one more of my clever ideas, and boom, bye-bye tax bill.
Well, I say we should celebrate you boys saving the Steam Room.
Two whiskies, straight up.
I like a man with a stiff one in his hand.
Done.
Both hands, then.
Okay.
Clearly Beau's got his hands full.
We got a Steam Room to save, fellas.
Let's go.
[Tad] Later, bro.
Oh, okay.
- [Ryan] Later, bro. - Later, guys.
Bottoms up.
Yours, mine, whatever you're into.
Both.
Keep 'em coming.
You know, you don't have to get me drunk to have your way with me.
Then what are we still doing here?
I like that aggressiveness.
But before we get to my place, you should probably know that I have a little bit of a fetish.
All right.
What is it?
I like to be treated like I'm a dog.
Perfect. That's how I treat everyone.
[barking]
♪ If you'll be here for me ♪
[cell phone ringing]
[man on TV] That's the first song I've ever written for a boy.
I hope you liked it.
[Wade on voicemail] Cowabunga, dude.
Can't get to the phone right now, but leave a message.
What did you think was going to happen?
I didn't expect this.
Cameron is your roommate. He is not your friend.
I think you're confusing the two.
He's a gay man.
We have a code of ethics, you know.
Oh, you do? Since when?
I guess you're right.
Maybe we don't.
But you know...
Oh!
Champagne?
Uh, yeah. Do you mind if we...
- Sure. - Try the thing?
- Okay. - Okay.
[imitating dog sounds]
Okay, be a good boy.
Come here.
Who's a good boy?
- I am. - Are you a good boy?
- Me, me! - Are you a good boy?
Rerry good! I'm so good!
- You are? - Roar!
[birds chirping]
I guess big things do come in small packages.
Thank you.
I needed that.
But business is business.
[opening door]
[closing door]
[snoring]
- Hey man, I don't know about that. - We should try something else.
What else? Do you have another suggestion?
No.
Dude?
Why you look different?
- He got laid. - Oh, shit!
All right, all right, yes, you caught me.
Yes. And guys, it... it was amazing.
All right, guys, can we talk about how Beau took the sausage subway to honey pot farm
some other time?
We're still $5,000 short of saving the Steam Room.
Does anyone have any ideas how to get the rest of the money?
Hell yeah. I do.
Yeah, I've been waiting on this.
All right, so there's a bank on the corner of 3rd Street and LaBrea.
Pass these out, boys.
Come on, come on. Pass them out.
The guard takes a piss every day from about 10:00 to 10:03.
Now, that's our window, Beau.
Um... yeah, how about something, legal?
- Hell, no. Here. - What?
I'm going to pass, buddy.
Goddamn it, dudes, weeks of casing the joint for nothing. Are you serious?
All right, are there any other bright ideas?
First, we need to create an image of what we want in our mind's eye.
I brought this vision board to help.
Boom!
Is that Zac Efron?
That's the wrong vision board, bro.
Oops, sorry.
I'll take that. Yeah, research.
Bam!
All right, you know what? Forget bank robbing.
Forget vision boards.
We've got to get all the guys to come together on this.
That's it.
We'll get all the guys to cum together on this.
What?
We'll get all the Steam Room guys to donate sperm.
I mean, at $100 a pop?
I mean, we'll be sure to get the money, okay? If enough guys do it.
Yeah, and we can get a list of all the steam room members from Old Man Johnson.
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
So, all we got to do is pull those members.
Hmm?
But we only got five hours left, guys.
Okay, it can be done.
Well, let's do this.
- All right. - Let's go!
I promise, Danny, this is going to be the last time I ask for your cum.
No, I understand.
Just tell your parole officer this time it'll be legal.
Listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but listen.
It's not a crime, just bring your ass over, please? Come on.
Steven, I do not care that you just got laid.
Bro, you got, like, three in you at least. I know it.
Stop beating around the bush, Nigel.
How much ejaculate do you have in you right now?
Okay, that's what I like to hear.
We'll see you down there in 10 minutes.
- Let's go guys Let's go. Let's go. - Move it! Come on!
[quick flapping]
[woman] Mmm!
[man screaming]
[machine turning on]
[cat meowing]
[sheep baaing]
Sally?
Do you have the water and plant?
In the car.
Good.
First, the meeting with the board. Then celebratory shopping.
Mama needs a brand new handbag.
Soon I will be the richest woman in the world.
Give me the plant and water.
This isn't right, Sally.
I can't do this to the guys.
You mean those nitwits in the Steam Room? I don't have time for this.
Just hear me out.
How about you make a deal with Old Man Johnson to use the water,
and then we can save the Steam Room?
You're fucking with me now.
They're good guys.
And they like me.
Please! They're not your friends.
I'm your friend and your boss, and your family.
Without me, you would have no one.
And now you're making me late for the most important meeting of my life!
Give me the damn plant and water!
Not until you promise to save the Steam Room.
It's a quarter till. I'm already late.
Promise me, Sally.
Just give me the water, and I'll see what I can do.
Really? Thank you.
Stay right here.
I'll be right back down.
Watch the money.
I'm not coming with you?
I'll talk to the board, then you'll take me shopping.
Now, hurry up. You've already made me late.
Hurry.
[ding]
I know you don't know who I am.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Sally Fay!
I know your mind's blown right now.
You're thinking this gorgeous, young creature can't be the experienced,
older gal we all know and love as Sally Fay.
But I assure you, I am who I say I am.
A quick demonstration will prove to you that I am, indeed, Sally Fay.
Allow me.
I have discovered the fountain of youth.
And I stand here before you as living proof.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Exactly!
I'll add this miracle water to all balms, moisturizers, beauty masks, and foundations.
Now, if you'll just sign over your shares to me,
I'll take control of the fountain where the water resides
and build my new factory on top of the miracle spring.
Sally?
You gave me a dud plant, Neil.
But you said...
I said to wait in the car.
What about the guys?
Sally Fay Cosmetics is about winners, Neil.
Are you a winner?
You promised.
I've had it with you, Neil.
You failed to stop the guys.
You failed to give me the correct plant.
And now, you're failing at listening to me.
That's it. You're fired.
Go!
But Sally...
But what, Neil? Why do you keep saying but...
[gasping] What have you done?
What did you do?
My beautiful youth... wait.
It's the water.
It must just last for 24 hours.
Don't worry.
I'll be young again in a minute.
This is good.
Repeat customers, right?
Murmur?
Murmur, murmur, murmur. Murmur, murmur, murmur.
Sally, the board and I are in complete agreement.
And we've come to the conclusion that you're goddamn cray-cray.
I swear, it works.
Send security to the conference room.
Look, I'm telling you! I found the fountain of youth.
Look.
This is a map.
I am living proof.
Tell them, Neil. Tell them.
Tell them what? That the fountain of youth is in the Steam Room in Encino?
Yes!
I mean, no.
Shh. Shut up, that's a secret.
May I, Sally?
- They're laughing at me. - It's okay.
Prestigious board, Mr. Brenner, can I say a few words?
Oh, I'm dying to hear this.
She's all yours.
You were right, Sally.
I was a loser.
But now it's my time to win.
Bye, Sally.
Oh! You're nothing without me! Get your paws off me!
[clearing his throat]
Come on.
- Bro, what's taking him so long? - I don't know, okay?
God, dude.
Here we go. Here we go.
Yeah, finally.
Dude, you okay?
No.
After last night and today, I could barely cross the finish line.
Don't look at me. I'm a disgrace to my family.
All right, well, that's the last of them.
This is for you.
You know why.
Here you go.
- Keep it. - All right, well,
if we're done inseminating the entire Western Seaboard,
let's go pay the tax man and save the Steam Room, okay?
- Yeah! Let's go! - Let's do it.
- Let's do this, guys. - All right.
Ah! Oh, God.
Let me...
Don't. Everything hurts.
Stop!
Drop the keys.
All right, let's go! Spread your shit! We're not messing around, Mr. Rogers!
Balton, take this off, man! What are you doing?
Oh, that's right. We nixed the heist plan.
That's my bad.
- Yeah. - My bad.
Totally forgot.
What is this nonsense?
This isn't nonsense, sir.
This is $5,000 worth of fresh sperm.
And this is $20,000 worth of cash.
Dude, where's the money?
I was robbed.
What the hell?
You ain't have no damn dog.
It must've been that girl last night.
All that cash just gone?
No more Steam Room.
All, so you could poke a pink Pop-Tart?
- It's... - Hey, I don't blame you, man.
- I would have did the same thing. - No.
Don't commend him.
We lost the Steam Room because of him!
This place is officially foreclosed on.
Well, boys, you tried.
You failed big time, but hey, you tried.
I got a sore sausage for nothing?
I bruised my bratwurst for bupkis?
You made me slam my salami for scratch?
Nobody nailed their knobs for nothing!
Neil! What?
- Hey! - Whoa, dude!
Here's the rest of your money, 20 large.
Count it if you want.
Boys, looks like your debt's been paid.
Well, boys, I knew I could count on you.
And you, I'll show you the door.
- Oh! He's going to take you out back! - Oh, yeah!
- That's the back door! - Peace!
Where did you get that money, man? Where did you get it?
Sally Fay was my boss.
She stole it from you so that she could implement her evil plan to get the gym.
That was Sally Fay?
You didn't think that I would ditch you guys and keep the money
to start my own billion-dollar company, did you?
- [clearing his throat] - No.
I didn't think so.
Bros don't do that, and you're a bro.
We'll work on it.
- Let's steam, bros! - Yeah!
All right, you know, I'm going to skip out on the steam today, guys.
Really?
- Dude? - Yeah.
No.
No, it's okay.
It's all good, and I'll meet up with you guys later.
I just... I just have some things I need to take care of first.
Oh, and for the record, I definitely would have opted to keep the money
- to start my own multi-billion-dollar company. - [Ryan] Yeah, that makes sense.
You might need this.
Thanks, bro.
Hey, have a good steam.
You too, man.
Where's Wade?
He was just here.
Wade?
Hello?
Wade?
Well, I guess it's just the three amig-bros.
Yeah!
Woo!
- I didn't mean to hurt you. - You lied to me.
To all of us.
I was just doing my job.
And what I did was wrong. And I really didn't want to lie to you.
Here, let me tell you the full truth, and you're going to think I'm nuts.
But what the heck?
Here's a map to the fountain of youth.
That's what Sally wanted, and it's why she tried to get the Steam Room.
Anything else?
Yeah.
I really just wanted you to know that I'm just a lonely, insecure,
Power Rangers nerd who just really wants an awesome guy like you to like him.
Well, then I guess it's morphin' time,
for both of us.
It certainly is.
I'll come clean with the guys and the Steam Room being the fountain of youth.
Oh, it's... okay, you can put that away.
Well, but...
The guys already know.
We've been coming here together for a long, long time.
So, you ready to get hot, sticky, and wet?
Sure.
And then after, we can join the guys in the steam room.
[classic music]
[beeping]
[knocking on door]
Hello, can I help you?
For me?
Do I know you?
It's me, Sally.
Scrappy?
Who's a good boy?
[unzipping]
[Sally] Oh, now, that's what I call a bone.
Dude, that was the longest episode in Steam Room Story's history.
Bro, that wasn't an episode.
That was a movie!
Oh, that would explain why no one's telling the audience
to subscribe to our YouTube channel and buy our DVDs.
Subscribe.
Buy our other films.
Dude, really?
Shameless, just shameless.
You know it.
♪ Dude ♪
♪ Nice ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
[man] There you go, like that.
- Like that? - [man] Give me that.
You like that?
- Let's do that. - [man] That's all I got.
Let's do that.
[man] Do we need to cover you though?
No more talking about peen, poon, booties, motor-boating, rim jobs.
[man] Let's go back to one.
He went. He went.
[man] And...
How about you pay what the sign says there, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
[sneezing]
Bless you.
Thank you.
[Ryan] Okay, I got about $24.
That's it.
Crotch shot.
[all laughing]
[man] Action!
[all laughing]
[man] Ah, that's great.
[man] All right.
I hope you are hungry for some sausage.
[crew laughing]
Okay.
[man] And we cut.
All right, kids, the rules are very simple.
What are they, actually? Don't get hard in public? What are the rules?
No Willie Mammoth.
No Botox.
Nothing.
[bell ringing]
Who the fuck is it? Go away.
Hair flip.
- Are you having a good time? - [crowd] Whoo!
All right, kids, I have one more surprise from you... all right? I fucking did it again.
Don't get angry at me, JC. We're not on 35-millimeter. I don't want to hear about it.
[man] Sound speeds.
Okay, we're rolling here, everybody.
Quiet, please.
62 alpha, take one.
Did you see that?
Oh my god.
[Billy] Amazing.
My... hi.
Little boy, can I help you?
[all laughing]
Did you forget what bus you're taking?
Neil!
But Sally...
But what, Neil? What? [gasping]
It's you.
♪ You're in the shower Rockin' to these sexy tunes ♪
♪ We'll have fun Whether you like peen or poon ♪
[man] Oh, I feel the burn.
Well, it looks like I'll be able to make that Bananarama reunion tour after all.