0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 YoubetCash.vip CashBack Mix Parlay 100% 1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,927 Yes. Check. Ah. 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,888 Yes, the mic was off. 3 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,476 He meets the pied piper As he dies in the cipher 4 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,479 Nobody can save him His wackness has no cure 5 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,606 Prepare yourself for a new low 6 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,776 Battling me is as hard As licking your own elbow 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,237 Your mom's a drug-dealing outlaw 8 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,948 When they handed out dicks You drew the shortest straw 9 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,700 You've never even had A girl in your bed 10 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,911 Must be because of That mop on your head 11 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,705 My name is MC Wumme And you'd better scram 12 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,959 Because I've got a gun And it goes barn, barn, barn 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,378 MC Wumme, we've all heard the rumor 14 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,047 His girl's so hairy She needs a dog groomer 15 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,675 I've won twice, Going for the hat trick 16 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:52,261 You look like a poodle that got sick 17 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,309 Yeah! 18 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,647 Give it up for Stello! 19 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,362 Or for MC Wumme. 20 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,701 Stello, to the final! 21 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:22,708 Give it up one last time for MC Wumme. 22 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,588 Are you ready for the final? 23 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,674 Guys, I can't hear you. 24 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:36,471 Okay. Masked man, come to the stage. 25 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,396 - Kid, your mic's over there. - Mask off! 26 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,065 He can't find his mic! 27 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:51,236 - Kid, are you nervous? - Yes. 28 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:55,407 He's a little bit nervous. Be nice to him please. 29 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:58,952 Kid, your first time and straight to the final. 30 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,872 If you win, that silly mask is coming off. 31 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,793 Come up with a decent name next time. 32 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,588 Or I'll call you "Poor Man's Sido." 33 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,975 Aha, aha 34 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,353 Check, check, check 35 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,439 Children under 16 not permitted 36 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,651 This kid must know He'll soon be outwitted 37 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,236 Shorty knows He's about to get dissed 38 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,864 Next time pick Someone my age from the list 39 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,450 Gandalf's home So you got first dibs 40 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,037 Dude, my parents Are as old as your kids 41 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,955 Don't tell the nurse where you've been 42 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:47,250 It's about time you returned Your Hitler Youth pin 43 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,670 As I go on Spitting out bar after bar 44 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,005 This pygmy keeps mentioning the war 45 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,007 Anyway, you're much too yellow 46 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,928 You still play with Legos Oh, go fuck yourself 47 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,513 What a lousy rhyme 48 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,432 Watch out for kidney stones You're past your prime 49 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,686 I make you look stupid And you howl like an animal 50 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,271 To find ignition You need a driver's manual 51 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,607 Oh, ah, Stello's on the mic 52 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,276 I'm gonna whack this kid 'Cause it's time 53 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,737 What do you want from me? 54 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,699 I've got the best lines And a big-ass schlong 55 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,118 Gramps, time to shove off, man 56 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,662 Your dick's so tiny It's an internal organ 57 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,707 You're so dumb you're studying medicine 58 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:30,001 Because you want to be Thomas Edison 59 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:41,847 Yo, yo, yo! I think we have a surprise winner today. 60 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,391 But it's up to you to decide. 61 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,435 Give it up for Stello. 62 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,354 Masked man? 63 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,315 Masked man! 64 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,026 Guys, how awesome was that? 65 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:58,530 Right, who's ready to see the kid's baby face? 66 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,449 Off with the mask, dude! 67 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,802 Yes! 68 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,896 Cyril! 69 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,524 - Cyril? - I'm not ready yet. 70 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,860 - Did you oversleep? - Go away! 71 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,406 - You've got to be kidding me. - Hm? 72 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,119 Get out right now or you'll miss the bus! 73 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:49,998 - I'm sick! - Darling, it's called puberty. 74 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:56,171 I don't want to go on the school trip. Can't we say I have a toothache? 75 00:04:56,421 --> 00:05:00,258 No, let's tell Ms. Reimann you're having your period. 76 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,723 - What's up? - He doesn't want to come out. 77 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,310 Let him play with himself. It's normal at his age. 78 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,604 Is that so, Dr. Ruth? 79 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,565 I could hardly keep my hands off little Bernd. 80 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,736 Neither could you, filthy little pig. 81 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:23,114 I can hear your embarrassing sex jokes in here! 82 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,951 You are one of our embarrassing sex jokes! 83 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,453 I didn't ask to be born. 84 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,122 Deal with it! It's too late to abort. 85 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,875 Come on! Hurry up. It'll be fun. 86 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,794 It'll be loads of fun! 87 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:39,673 Berlin is awesome and all your friends are coming. 88 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,342 What friends? 89 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,971 Cyril. 90 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,099 What did we say about sweet cereals? 91 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,434 - Not out of the box. - Thank you. 92 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,231 Fipsie, we've got to go. Time for school. 93 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:02,320 Wow! Your backpack sure is heavy today. 94 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:06,783 Hey! Have fun in Berlin. It'll be great, and if it isn't... 95 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,579 - You'll come get me? - ...it's your own fault. 96 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,039 Eskimo kiss! 97 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,460 - Let's go, Fipsie. - Bye. 98 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,380 - Bye. - Bye, Fipsie. I'll pick you up. 99 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,924 Bye! Bye. 100 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,349 - Shall I take you to the bus? - No way! 101 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,435 Do I embarrass you? 102 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:38,315 - No way, Mom. - But I can give you this, right? 103 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,576 Ehm... What is this, Mom? 104 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,996 YOLO! I lost my virginity on a class trip too. 105 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,581 TMI! 106 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:58,543 And please stop using teenager acronyms. 107 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:02,422 You don't even know how to use that. Pay attention now. 108 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,674 - Mom, please! - This is important. 109 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:09,179 Look. Hold this little hollow tip between your fingers. 110 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,723 You can work it into foreplay. Look. 111 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,933 Look! 112 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,145 Now any time I see a condom I'll think of my mom with a banana. 113 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,147 Thank you. 114 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,360 Cyril, wait up! Cyril! 115 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:27,030 - I just want you to be prepared. - For what? 116 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,619 I've never had a girlfriend, and won't get one with this doorknob. 117 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,456 When you were young I guess a big schnoz didn't matter. 118 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,250 You just can't look this shitty anymore. 119 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,961 Thank you. 120 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,129 This crap is hard enough already. 121 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:46,424 It doesn't help when my own mother starts giving me 122 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,301 oral sex lessons to boot! 123 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,680 Okay, sorry! Since when can't you take a joke? 124 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,808 - I have to go! - I love you, you ass! 125 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,274 - Good morning. - Good morning. 126 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:08,363 - Hello, Ms. Reimann. - Cyril, it's about time. 127 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,365 Ready for Berlin? 128 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,786 - Lisa, why all the luggage? - I need some choice. 129 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:18,164 And one is empty, because I'm going shopping! 130 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:21,543 We're going to see Prussian cultural heritage, 131 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,503 not to shoot Project Runway! 132 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,298 - Maybe you are. - Ready for Berlin? 133 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,678 I know one thing, after this trip I'm taking sick leave. 134 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,596 I wanted to do that today. 135 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,434 - Still standing there? Get in? - Let's go to Berlin! 136 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,354 At least your nose got in on time. 137 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,066 - Where do you get your nose hair mowed? - I almost laughed. 138 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,778 When your conk left home you could see it on Google Earth. 139 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,488 Titti's sitting here. 140 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,536 Thank you. 141 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,372 - Titti's sitting there too. - No, she's not. 142 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,583 Smell my thoughts, Gonzo. 143 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:05,670 We don't want to have your snot attacks in our necks. 144 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,469 Sorry, is that seat taken? 145 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,975 Thanks. 146 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,103 Lissi! 147 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,484 Test, test. 148 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,281 Cyril, why are you standing around again? 149 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,909 Please sit down already! 150 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,329 Take the boxes with the info materials off the seat. 151 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,414 Sit down. 152 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,586 Now, I hope this excursion to Berlin 153 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:50,090 proceeds in a somewhat civilized manner. 154 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,718 If you have questions, ask Mr. Schüssler. 155 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,096 Only ask me in an emergency. 156 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,723 - I have an important question! - Ask Mr. Schüssler. 157 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,059 What's the bus's Wi-Fi password? 158 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,646 Dear kids, I regret to inform you... 159 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,815 Mr. Schüssler, show respect! 160 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,775 Right. People... 161 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:12,612 I have to inform you that this bus doesn't have Wi-Fi. 162 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,281 Can we set up a hot spot'? I've used up my data. 163 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,034 I need a charger. My battery's dying. 164 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,746 Shit! I have to get off! My selfie stick is in my suitcase! 165 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,916 - Ehm, well... - Listen up! 166 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,627 If you're just going to play with your phones 167 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,380 I'm going to change my tune! Got it? 168 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,799 Right. We're leaving now. 169 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,600 What the hell was that? 170 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,315 - I'm not going! - Please open the door. 171 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,986 Hands off me! I'm not getting on it! 172 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,614 Are you nuts? I'm ill, asshole! 173 00:10:56,865 --> 00:11:00,285 Mentally ill! I'll have you committed if you don't get on! 174 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,162 - Hello! - Fuck you! 175 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,456 She was to come next week. 176 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:10,253 There was a misunderstanding. My daughter got the date wrong. 177 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:15,258 Would you please take her anyway? We'll deal with the finances later. 178 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,970 - I'll transfer the money now. - Yes. Welcome aboard. 179 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,264 - Ready for Berl... - Enough. 180 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:26,227 Hey, honey. It'll be great in Berlin. 181 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,355 - Go die. - Oh, screw off! 182 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,983 Goodbye, Mr. Klement. 183 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,196 Listen up! 184 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,324 This is Roxane, your new classmate. 185 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,285 Welcome. Would you like to say something? 186 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,205 Hello. Call me Roxy. 187 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,166 Why are you joining in the middle of the year? 188 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,752 I got kicked out of boarding school in England. 189 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:54,923 Foxy, your mouth is pretty big. How many nuts can you fit in it? 190 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,426 No idea. How many nuts can you fit in your big trap? 191 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,806 - She's hot! - She's the one from the closet. 192 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,434 I heard she knows a thing or two about nuts. 193 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,186 Huh, what do you mean? 194 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:11,564 - The girl from the closet. - That's her? 195 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,192 Oh, my God! 196 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,075 “Flan: é? 197 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,244 - May I sit down here? - Sure. 198 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,503 - What? - You were almost too late. 199 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,131 That was the idea. I even pretended to have shingles. 200 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,260 Looks more like flea bites. 201 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,265 - Shit. - I tried with a toothache. 202 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,309 That worked out pretty well then. 203 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,562 May I? 204 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,400 - Cool! I listen to them too. - Thank God! 205 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,485 Finally someone I can talk to. 206 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,697 Why? Do you always get bullied? 207 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,573 No. 208 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,577 They'd just rather I didn't exist. 209 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,288 Why? 210 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,040 They, like, think I don't know what's, like, cool. 211 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,460 'Cause I'm like, literally psycho. You know? 212 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,255 Yo, man. I swear I'm down with that. 213 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:21,301 Your geek vibes be making them, like, super aggro, like? 214 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,932 I was the alien in my old school too. 215 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,769 I'll ask a question and you answer with a question. 216 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,354 Okay. 217 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,856 Ready? 'Yes, you? 218 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,108 Wow, quick on the uptake. 219 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,319 - What's your name? - Cyril. 220 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,281 - Why did you get kicked out of school? - Authority issues. 221 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,533 - You still a virgin? - Can you tell? 222 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,286 Props!! 223 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,123 You answered a question with a question. 224 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,336 - Do you want to keep playing? - Don't know. You? 225 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,796 Ms. Reimann, I need to go to the toilet! 226 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,507 - Not a chance! - I have to pee! 227 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,135 - Wee! - Piss! 228 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,429 - Piss! - Piss! 229 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,598 Piss, piss! 230 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,394 Timo! 231 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,521 Piss, piss, piss! 232 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,279 TOILETS 233 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,953 Piss! Piss! 234 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,259 - Toilets are there! - Thanks, Ms. Reimann. 235 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,182 Is that a zipper? 236 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,312 I was in a sack race with a sleeping bag over my head 237 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,940 and smashed my chin on the edge of... 238 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,571 My cousin was on a river rapids ride once. 239 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,699 He plugged his nose and someone banged into his head 240 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,911 His thumbnail came out the top of his nose. 241 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,748 His thumb still matches the dent in his nose. 242 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,251 Hey, what's up? 243 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,921 We're talking about our scars. Do you have one? 244 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,924 You don't have enough time to hear about them all. 245 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,178 Yeah, right, from all the gang fights in the pen. 246 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,472 From jiu-jitsu, pecker nose. 247 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,767 How did you get your scars? Turning pages in a book? 248 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,438 - I'm Benno, by the way. - Roxy. 249 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,191 - May I introduce you? - Yes, good idea. 250 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,402 - This way, my lady. - See you. 251 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,154 Bye. 252 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,283 Have fun on the other side. 253 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,786 Dear people, time to get back. We're leaving! 254 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,164 Who's ready for Berlin? 255 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,336 - Hi! - This is Lissi and Titti. 256 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,797 You went to a boarding school in England? 257 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,132 Yes. 258 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,471 I'll swap you clothes for English homework. 259 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,557 Mr. Schüssler! The new girl rooms with us! 260 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:19,145 No special treatment! Now hop on or I'll get unpleasant. 261 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,315 - Is she always like that? - She needs to get laid. 262 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,650 Her face is her birth control. 263 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,071 Last one on the bus sits on my lap! 264 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,448 Oh shit! 265 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,582 Hi. 266 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,835 Hey. 267 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,296 That wimp over there is Rick. 268 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,715 Organ grinder, say hi to Roxy. 269 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,136 Don't throw yourself at her! 270 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,723 We also call him Mr. Valium. Hurry up, Reimann means it. 271 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,661 Right, kids. I hope you're all aware where we're going. 272 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,412 Berlin. 273 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,375 Form pairs, or you'll all end up child prostitutes. 274 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:28,130 You should always know where your partner is. 275 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,424 Write it down. 276 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,221 Cyril! Shall we pair up? 277 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,391 Mr. Schüssler! 278 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,529 Kids, take turns down there. 279 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,249 - Sorry. - Thank you. 280 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,881 Rick, Cem, Cyril, you're in room number two. 281 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,427 - We have to share a room with Roxy! - We have to! 282 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:18,598 - The whole parking lot knows. - You get room four. 283 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,941 Okay, if you take this one, I'll take that one. 284 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,740 Hey, Fox! 285 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,535 You and your nose can sleep on the bottom bunk. 286 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,998 Sure. I'm glad we were all able to agree so quickly. 287 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,875 I agree. 288 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,595 Whoa! So many books! 289 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,765 Yes, I couldn't decide. Go on and take a look. 290 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,942 - Camus. - That's pronounced "kamu." 291 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:22,953 - I'm going to eat. - Hey, Fox, wait up! I'm coming. 292 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,517 Hi! Can I come in? 293 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,689 - What are you reading? - Ehm... 294 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,441 - Camus. - Really? 295 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,903 - I like The Plague. - You like the plague? 296 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,613 Yes. 297 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,616 The Stranger is great too. 298 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,289 You brought a lot of books. 299 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,084 Max Frisch? Did you like Homo Faber? 300 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,713 I thought it was a little gay. 301 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,842 Really? I thought it was great. 302 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,937 - Been playing for long? - Yes. Let's go eat. 303 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,952 Wow. 304 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,338 - May I? - Sure, partner. 305 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,179 - Tastes like grandma's armpit. - I lived in England. 306 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,934 Listen up, dear people. 307 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,271 Tomorrow, we'll start our tour at the Neues Museum, 308 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:16,108 the Alte Nationalgalerie and the Pergamon Museum. 309 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,402 Awesome! Pokémon Museum. 310 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,740 Okay, Benno, catch Nefertiti in the Pokémon Museum 311 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,992 and give us a report on her. 312 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,454 Will we see East Germans too? I brought bananas. 313 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,084 Used to be you had three dopes, now you have three that aren't. 314 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,170 - You meet everyone? - M-hm. 315 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,339 What do you think? 316 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,259 Our class is awesome, right? 317 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,055 What's he like? 318 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,558 He got held back a year. 319 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,644 I haven't spoken to him much. 320 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,605 He's wired wrong, if you ask me. 321 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,235 I think he's just withdrawn. 322 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,161 Huh? 323 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,521 So, partner? 324 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,900 Slowly. 325 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,612 Remember what Reimann said? I have to know where you are. 326 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:48,033 - You gave me a heart attack! - You need a doctor? 327 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,871 Are you all right? 328 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,539 What'? 329 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,207 Oh, right. 330 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,626 I'm fine. 331 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,297 Where are we going? 332 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,549 - We, huh? - Yes. 333 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,636 Ehm... that's a very good question. 334 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,223 That way, I think. 335 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,442 Okay, listen up. 336 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:23,903 You're about to self-destruct 337 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,114 Your mother turns tricks But she's still underfucked 338 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,074 You suck cock Just to score some drugs 339 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,911 And share your needles With the other thugs 340 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,038 You fat pig Chicken wings are all you eat 341 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,540 I throw pudding off a bridge To get you off your feet 342 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,251 Were you eyeing a cake Did I interrupt? 343 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,754 You make All-you-can-eat restaurants go bankrupt 344 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,423 I've heard this all before I know I'm neckless 345 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,635 You know why I'm fat? I eat wack MCs for breakfast 346 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,054 The sugar shock won't give me a fever 347 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,848 For dessert I'll eat your wife's beaver 348 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,100 CrackGyver I'll kill this blimp 349 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,644 For each bar I rap 350 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,687 You can eat free shrimp 351 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,065 You spread diabetes Just by giving a striptease 352 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,192 Find your videos on Youporn Under "sagging titties" 353 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,694 I wonder how this bum spends his time 354 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,280 When not searching for "Sagging titties" online 355 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,699 This loser will never be a star 356 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,327 Never met his father He was conceived in a bar 357 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,913 I'm not embarrassed Watching porn, you know 358 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,749 Still beats jerking off To every cooking show 359 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,377 With each step Sumo blocks his windpipe 360 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,004 He's wack And sujuk is his blood type 361 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,681 That was awesome! 362 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:37,017 If you think Lil' Sumo won this battle, 363 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,062 then make some noise for Lil' Sumo! 364 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,946 And if you think this young gentleman won, 365 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:52,825 then put your hands up in the air for CrackGyver! 366 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,787 Awesome! 367 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:01,208 But the winner of this battle is... 368 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,961 Lil' Sumo! 369 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:13,303 Thanks. That was awesome! We can't wait for the next battle. 370 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,222 MCs come straight to me. 371 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,642 This young man barely needs introducing. 372 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:24,189 Make some noise for JimBim! 373 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:29,028 - I'm going to the little rapper's room. - Yes. 374 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,824 And his opponent is a new face around here. 375 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,702 He signed in as "Goldface." 376 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,538 I remember better rapper names. 377 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,750 Anyway, make some noise for Goldface! 378 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,217 Yo, Goldface, what's going on? 379 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,682 You're kidding. 380 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,185 - Here. - Excuse me. 381 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:04,229 Damn these crappy masked rappers. 382 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,983 All right, Berlin, make some noise for Goldface. 383 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,405 All right, Figub, drop the beat! 384 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,908 Berlin, are you there? 385 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,620 Put your hands up in the air! 386 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,872 You're in for it now, kid. 387 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,874 You snowflake. 388 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,461 We haven't even started And you stand like a hunchback 389 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:30,214 After the battle your corpse Will be our new punch bag 390 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,175 Care to watch me As I stamp on your mask? 391 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,052 If you sue me I am up for the task 392 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,430 Touch the masked man's mask And he'll take you to task 393 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,891 Smash you to a pulp Careful what you ask 394 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,352 Limp-dick, oh dear Came to jeer, froze with fear 395 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,855 I'm still in high gear Registry office balladeer 396 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,649 Stop your dopey drivel 397 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,568 Registry office balladeer You call that civil? 398 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:54,363 Your rapping sucks, you Sido rip-off 399 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,865 Berlin yawns as you shoot your mouth off 400 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,867 I'm chill While you start to mumble 401 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,703 I only wear the mask To make you more humble 402 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,289 You fumble and bumble Act like a dumbbell 403 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,668 Like a penguin on ice I'll be watching you stumble 404 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:12,256 You rap like shit, man Drop the lame comparisons 405 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,925 My rhymes are like fine wine 406 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,595 While your Mom Jams a bottle up her intestine 407 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,472 You rhyme behind with wine 408 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,016 Hand me your glasses I can't see the punch line 409 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,894 You're such a pussy I bet you get period pains too 410 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:29,648 I only wear this mask So I'm not seen with you 411 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:36,238 Yo, Berlin, make some noise for this match! 412 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:43,120 If you think JimBim wins this battle, 413 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:46,081 make some noise for JimBim. 414 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,878 If you, on the other hand, you think 415 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,756 the winner is standing here, make some noise for Goldface! 416 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:06,101 - Jim, dude. - Beat it! 417 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,478 Go die! 418 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:12,858 Make some noise for the winner of this battle, Goldface! 419 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:26,872 Who's ready for the next match? Combat versus Sunflash. 420 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:30,792 Berlin, ready for the battle? Make some noise! 421 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:34,296 Yo, MCs come here! 422 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,006 - Rick! - What? 423 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,508 - That was him! - Here. What? 424 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:42,221 In the battle. With the mask. I swear! 425 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:46,642 - What? - I saw Rick with the mask in your room. 426 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,645 Combat, are you still somewhere in the crowd? 427 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,230 Come here, loser. 428 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,023 - I knew it! - Knew what? 429 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,608 That he's an artist! 430 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,070 What can I do? No opponent, no battle. 431 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,739 I'll battle! I'll battle! 432 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,450 - Let me through. - What do you want, Barbie? 433 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,577 Are you kidding? 434 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,457 Okay... 435 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:14,670 But it's really up to you. Are you battling her, or what? 436 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,464 If that little bitch really wants to. 437 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:20,592 Berlin, we have a battle! 438 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:23,512 Give it up for Sunflash! 439 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,724 Berlin! 440 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:31,186 Make at least as much noise for... 441 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:34,231 Tough-ass McJerkface, like all of you! 442 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:39,111 Okay, give it up for Tough-ass McJerkface! 443 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,697 Drop the beat. Let's go! 444 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,750 So you're Tough-ass McJerkface? 445 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,670 Bitches like you You only meet in loony bins 446 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,381 All you're good for is needles and pins 447 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,551 Run back to your kitchen you nasty cunt 448 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,845 Who are you calling a nasty cunt? 449 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:09,474 If you see me in the kitchen I'm probably rolling a blunt 450 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:10,851 Your lines aren't tight 451 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,645 I'll cut off your dick In the name of equal rights 452 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,858 What does she want from me? She wants my dick 453 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,776 Out of penis envy 454 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,237 I'll give you my dick You drooling troll 455 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:25,115 Just like a golf course You've got 18 holes 456 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,784 Can't you count? Got a math problem, dude? 457 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,954 Or have you still never seen A woman in the nude? 458 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,582 All men are shit This I swear 459 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:37,419 Girls, I wanna see your hands in the air 460 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,212 Bitch, get back to your sewing 461 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,507 Put the mic away It wasn't made for blowing 462 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,093 I'm a man So stop your bitchin' 463 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,096 I scratch my balls and shout "Women in the kitchen" 464 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:50,682 Enough talk You're clearly bluffing 465 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:54,770 When you reach for your balls You grasp at nothing 466 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,563 I eat machos for breakfast 467 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:59,858 All I leave behind are blood And mental complexes 468 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,513 - Huh? Ow! - You were in my stuff. 469 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:32,015 - No. - Roxy saw you with my mask. 470 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,186 - It fell out... - Paws off my stuff! 471 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,438 The mask is taboo. Not a word to anyone. 472 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,525 - Forget you saw it. - No problem. 473 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,321 - Where's Cem? - Partying, I think. 474 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,929 - Occupied! - Don't look. 475 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,224 Sure thing. 476 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,728 Hey Fox, seriously now... 477 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,481 Why don't you just do what Michael Jackson did? 478 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,025 Just have your beak chopped off. 479 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,903 I'd need more number one hits to pay for that. 480 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,281 Don't be a dope, man. 481 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,575 You have such a screwed up face. 482 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:35,245 I'm sure you can get money from some charity. 483 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,914 Or Facebook, 50,000 likes 484 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,625 and you get your mug pimped for free, man. 485 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:44,129 Yeah, thanks. I'll think about it. 486 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,715 Or a telethon on a TV station. 487 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,802 Wait, better yet... Red Nose Day. 488 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,346 - Yes. - You get me? 489 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,057 - Because of your nose. - Yes. 490 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,268 I'm so damn funny. 491 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,770 Funny as a kick between the legs. 492 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,525 Fox, why don't you take me seriously? 493 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,905 Do you want to screw a blow up doll forever? 494 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:14,201 I mean, they make good ones, but they won't blow you. 495 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:18,163 - That is the key to a relationship. - Yeah! I totally agree. 496 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,374 Benno, 497 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,752 he wants to fuck that girl... Foxy. 498 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,129 - The new girl. - What? 499 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,424 We made a bet. 50 if he does it this week. 500 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,676 100 if he facials her face. 501 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,637 - What? - With video proof. 502 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,805 And you say "facializes." 503 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,975 I can speak German, Pinocchio. I'm not dumb. 504 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:43,939 I'll put the Foxy video on YouPorn and get the money back tenfold. 505 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,524 Killer, dude. 506 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:50,070 - Why would she do that? - She got expelled. 507 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:53,198 For whoring in a closet. She's a bitch! 508 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,700 A real, hot-ass bitch. 509 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,299 DEAR ROXY, 510 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,096 BENNO IS PULLING A DIRTY TRICK ON YOU. 511 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:19,641 HE WANTS TO FACIALI... 512 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:29,568 TODAY, I SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. 513 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,875 - That works. - So the guy takes his scissors. 514 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:50,046 He reaches into his pants and cuts off his pubic hair 515 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:53,174 and spreads them out over his math book. 516 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:58,513 I was just telling them how Stani 517 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,890 spread his pubes over your book. 518 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,018 - It's true, right? - Yes. 519 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,896 That tasteful incident happened just as you said. 520 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:11,026 Tell them how they locked you in the locker in fifth grade. 521 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,779 In fifth grade, you locked me up in a locker. 522 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:18,825 - You coming, Roxy? - Come on, tell us. It's funny. 523 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,493 - Funny? - Yes. 524 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,370 Come on, man. 525 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,248 You made me down a bottle of sauerkraut juice, 526 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:29,419 then locked me in the locker till my bowels exploded. 527 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,504 I had shit running down my legs. 528 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,592 - Absolutely hilarious. - Hey, hey! 529 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552 We had fun! 530 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,347 Besides, I let you back out again. 531 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,807 You should get the Order of Merit. 532 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,310 Brother, you deserve it. 533 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,236 That was a nasty story. 534 00:35:56,363 --> 00:36:00,575 - We need to talk about Benno. - Don't worry. I have an asshole radar. 535 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,745 Don't underestimate him. He's dangerous. 536 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,665 - Are you my babysitter now? - Listen... 537 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:10,460 Break it off! If you want to give me advice, screw off. 538 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,254 Enough people tell me what to do. 539 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:17,759 I like you, but I don't want any advice or no know-it-all talk. 540 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,053 Or we can forget being friends. 541 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,888 You talking about me? 542 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:24,808 Yes. I said that you're an asshole. 543 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:26,810 But a very sweet asshole. 544 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,981 I can take care of myself, okay? 545 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:38,154 And this is the Wall, 546 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:41,449 which divided Berlin from 1961 until '89. 547 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,993 Who can tell me who built it? 548 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:45,662 - Hitler! - Trump! 549 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,706 Hitler! 550 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,457 You think just like me! 551 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:52,335 We're just like Vietnamese twins! 552 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,529 I can see her pussy! 553 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:22,574 Look at all these beautiful paintings! 554 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:20,048 You were great yesterday. 555 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,257 Huh? 556 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,802 Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. 557 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:27,305 Okay, I told Cyril, but he'll keep mum. 558 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:31,976 What are you doing? 559 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,312 I'm writing song lyrics. 560 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,107 Okay, sorry. 561 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,782 - He's writing song lyrics. - He is? 562 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:49,911 Well, then let's not disturb the sensitive artist. 563 00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:54,165 What is true beauty? 564 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,584 Is it different for everyone? 565 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:59,212 Is it only in the eye of the beholder? 566 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,589 Or is there such a thing as... 567 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,968 timeless beauty? 568 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:08,429 Nefertiti is the Mona Lisa of antiquity. 569 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,848 Her aura... 570 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:14,394 ...enchanted millions of visitors. 571 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,521 ...enchanted millions of visitors. 572 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:20,733 She was the queen of Upper and Lower Eptia... 573 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,069 She was... What? 574 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,947 Benno asked you a question. 575 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,286 - So, who knows? - Well, it was... 576 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,163 The queen of Upper and Lower Egypt. 577 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,875 - I was about to say that. - Yes. 578 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:42,088 Her name means: "The beautiful one has come." 579 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,882 Ah, ah! 580 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,968 The beautiful one has come! 581 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,345 Unbelievable! 582 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:57,520 Hi. 583 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,787 Are you all right? 584 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,047 What's wrong with you, man? 585 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:25,965 Huh? 586 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,675 "Huh? Eh? What?" 587 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,262 Get the marbles out of your mouth and say a whole sentence! 588 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,015 Roxy likes you and you keep running away. 589 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,976 What do you care? I have to write. 590 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,270 No, no, that... 591 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,372 How long have you been writing this? 592 00:40:57,538 --> 00:41:00,249 - Six months. - Jeez! 593 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,630 You won't win a poetry slam with that. 594 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,174 - You have nothing to say, huh? - I do. 595 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,344 In my heart I do... 596 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:14,347 But it just won't come out. 597 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:18,351 I'm a complete washout up there. 598 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:21,270 A real numskull. 599 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:28,611 Well, at least you're self-reflective. 600 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,239 Yes. 601 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,701 That good or bad? 602 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:39,789 During the 1950s, the US army 603 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:44,293 discovered Teufelsberg was an ideal place for a listening station. 604 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:47,505 If you're not going to listen, then at least shut up! 605 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,465 Thanks, Sonja. 606 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,551 Um... Where was I? 607 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:57,265 - So? - What? 608 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,934 You know what I mean. 609 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:02,353 How should I know what you mean by "so"? 610 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,897 You and Rick were talking about me. 611 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,317 - Yes. - What did he say? 612 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:13,489 Did you see the little cloud above his head? 613 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:16,534 - Yes. - The artist is pining for you. 614 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,830 Okay? He's just too shy to tell you. 615 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,999 That's just great. 616 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,543 Hey, why aren't you happy? 617 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,128 He's hot and all that, 618 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:30,631 but if he's not going to use those pretty jaws to talk, 619 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,425 then it'll get boring. 620 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,304 - He could write you. - Okay. 621 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,933 I wouldn't expect a messenger 622 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,479 who rides in on horseback 623 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:48,107 to hand you a letter that smells of roses. 624 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,859 What a pity. 625 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,821 It'll more likely be a WhatsApp. 626 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:58,868 - But with a heart smiley. - Fine too. And faster. 627 00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:03,247 You're already my BFF. 628 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,348 Why aren't you wearing anything? 629 00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:22,558 I find this more comfortable. 630 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:26,562 - Where is Mr. Wannabe Gangster Rapper? - Who? 631 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,732 - Cem. - He moved in with Benno and the others. 632 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:33,111 Now that's really good news. 633 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,030 And I have more. 634 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,242 Listen. 635 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:41,786 Roxy fell for you. 636 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:44,914 - Awesome! - Well, let's call it a crush. 637 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,667 - That's awesome too. - M-hm. 638 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:53,005 Better you than that pig Benno. But you have to write her something. 639 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:57,635 - But I can't do that. - We'll work as a team. 640 00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:01,222 You'll make the music, I'll write the text. 641 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:07,603 Well, the music is a problem. I don't have a song, just this. 642 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,290 That's all I've got. 643 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:33,171 Tell me, Rick... I know that from somewhere. 644 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:37,675 No, it's mine. I've been working on it for ages. 645 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,261 That's "Brahm's Lullaby." 646 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,597 What'? No. 647 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,100 It is. Play it again. 648 00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,612 Lullaby and good night 649 00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:01,991 In the sky stars are bright 650 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,287 That's "Brahm's Lullaby"! 651 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,997 Shit! 652 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,667 And I was thinking, "Huh, I know that from somewhere." 653 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,756 I don't know why you're dumb, but it works like a charm. 654 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:19,592 Yes. Better dumb than ugly. 655 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,137 Okay, okay, cease fire. 656 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,890 We're on the same team now. 657 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:43,532 - Can you play that? - Yes. 658 00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:59,131 "When I think of you, 659 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,093 you take my breath away. 660 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:06,472 I really want to hang with you, 661 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,851 but if I ask, I'm afraid of what you'll say." 662 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,107 Here. Play this right here. 663 00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:18,818 Hip-Hop isn't my thing. You do it. 664 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,362 Don't be dense. She'll hear it. 665 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,323 Then use a sweater. My voice is lower. 666 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:25,992 What'? 667 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:28,619 You sound like a Vienna choir boy. 668 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,789 "You sound like a Vienna choir boy." 669 00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:34,750 But you can play at least? 670 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,962 - Yes, I can play. - Play then. 671 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,724 Oh, my God! 672 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:58,899 You paint graffiti with lipstick 673 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,902 Every day's your birthday 674 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,697 You steal a motorbike Race through the night 675 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:07,074 Chill on the moon as you like 676 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,368 You're the heroine of the block 677 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:11,454 You're more confident than God 678 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,789 Colorful flowers In a street full of rubble 679 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,834 You can see the future In your bubblegum bubble 680 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,920 Other girls like horses You eat horse fondue 681 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,006 At night you pet rhinos in the zoo 682 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:24,800 When a UFO passes You try to hitch a ride 683 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:28,054 Even in a hoodie You look out of sight 684 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:32,266 When I think of you You take my breath away 685 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:37,313 I want to hang out with you I'm afraid of what you'll say 686 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,232 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 687 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,651 There are many others But you're different 688 00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:46,238 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 689 00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:47,990 My head's empty What can I do? 690 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,369 Every time we meet I have to run away 691 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:53,204 Because I turn red When you smile at me 692 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,164 Every time we meet 693 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,625 Every time we... Every time we meet 694 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,461 Every time we... Every time we meet 695 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:14,058 Morning! Did you sleep well? 696 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,936 I listened to his song all night. 697 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:19,730 Rick wrote a song for me. For me! A song. 698 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:23,067 I might be wrong, but I think he wrote it just for me. 699 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,319 Calm down. How is the song? 700 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,615 - Awesome. Great, and really funny. - Really, that good? 701 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,202 You all just don't get him at all. 702 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:36,622 Well, you can't see in people's head. Unfortunately. 703 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,416 Yes. There he is. 704 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:41,502 Rick, have a seat. 705 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,555 - Hi. - Hm? 706 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,562 Is that how you always eat them? 707 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:03,315 Yep. 708 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,823 I'll make myself scarce. 709 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:19,457 Bye. 710 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,669 You can't just leave me alone! 711 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:27,173 - You've got to be kidding. - I bet she swallows. 712 00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:29,175 I bet she spits. 713 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:33,512 The world's most beautiful girl goes doe-eyed and you run away? 714 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,639 I'm scared. 715 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,059 "What are you scared of?" 716 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:40,352 Spooky! 717 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,941 - Did she hear me? - No. She's just not stupid. 718 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:48,903 Look. 719 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,906 If you run off now, Benno will get to her. 720 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,200 Is that what you want? 721 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,745 But when she talks to me I get... 722 00:49:57,912 --> 00:49:59,622 instant diarrhea. 723 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:02,333 Okay. 724 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:08,380 Say you're afraid of superficiality, of being misunderstood. 725 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:10,799 - Really? - Yeah, man.. 726 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:13,469 Yes. 727 00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:18,474 "Afraid of..." What was that again? 728 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:22,645 - Superficiality. - Superficiality. 729 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:38,369 - "I'm no superhero." - Huh? 730 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:43,374 You have auto-correct on, you nerd. 731 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,168 What's wrong with you? 732 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,799 SORRY, WANTED TO WRITE THAT I'M AFRAID 733 00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:54,593 NOT TO BE SEEN FOR WHO I TRULY AM. 734 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,226 IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME, 735 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,478 I CAN'T GET TO KNOW YOU. 736 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:08,607 OUR TIME WILL COME. 737 00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:15,698 WHEN? 738 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:19,451 Write something. 739 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,664 "Give time some more time." 740 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:28,961 - That doesn't make sense. - No, dude, that's poetry. 741 00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:31,171 Girls like that. 742 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:39,179 I can't do that. Poetry and stuff just isn't my thing. 743 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:42,016 That's what you have me for, to be your Yoda! 744 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,478 Fuck. 745 00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,106 Yoda says open up you must. 746 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,899 There is no trying. 747 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:54,820 - Answer it! - You answer it! 748 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:57,114 She's calling you, not me. 749 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:01,118 Do you know what he's planning? 750 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:04,955 He's got a bet on with Cem that he'll get Roxy to... 751 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:09,627 - He wants to sock her? - No. 752 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:12,004 He wants to steal her nose? 753 00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:14,506 No, man, he wants to... 754 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:17,635 To play a silly game of hula hoop? 755 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,971 Wow, it's really vacant up there, huh? 756 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,349 He wants to fuck, bang, hit it, 757 00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:26,977 do the nasty, bonk her, Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am! 758 00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:30,773 I'll bonk you one if you keep using such vulgar vocabulary! 759 00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:35,069 - This is not a brothel! - Ms. Reimann is taking us to a brothel! 760 00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:41,158 I'm just explaining Intrigue and Love. 761 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:44,870 We wanted to go to the theater with a few people. 762 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,789 You think your classmates 763 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,958 will only go if you sell Schiller's play as a sex orgy? 764 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,418 Yes. 765 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,296 Right. 766 00:52:55,464 --> 00:53:00,260 - We're going to the theater? - No, dude! That was just because... 767 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,263 Whatever. 768 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,557 Listen, Benno has more planned. 769 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:08,686 He wants to film Roxy and post the video online. 770 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:11,772 And you, Romeo, are her only hope. 771 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,149 - Me? - Yes, you. 772 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,777 Or whatever she thinks you are. 773 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:18,862 Dude, go fight for her love! 774 00:53:20,489 --> 00:53:21,990 Okay. 775 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,827 H OW? 776 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,995 You're my avatar. 777 00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:32,126 Boobies! 778 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:36,880 - I want those for my 18th. - Really? They're a bit small. 779 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,718 Uh, uh, oh my God. Timo, yes! 780 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,136 Timo! 781 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,805 The brain is a true miracle of nature. 782 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,474 Thanks to our brain, we can think, speak, 783 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:50,310 remember, feel sadness and love, 784 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,187 and all at the same time. 785 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,983 All my brain is thinking is "problem, problem, problem." 786 00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,861 Why "problem"? 787 00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:02,156 Roxy wants to go to Rivergate with Benno and the others. 788 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,866 Huh? What? 789 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:08,746 Did you know you can die of a broken heart? 790 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:13,208 I know it hurts, but if you can die from it...? 791 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,502 - You don't believe me. - No, I do. 792 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:19,465 - It just sounds heavy. - It's called broken heart syndrome. 793 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,135 First you get intense chest pain, 794 00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,721 then shortness of breath... 795 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:29,433 ...and then you just fall over. 796 00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:35,689 Like a heart attack? 797 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:40,068 It happens when your girlfriend just broke up with you. 798 00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:42,279 That's so romantic. 799 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,115 I had no idea you knew things like that. 800 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,076 Sure. I'm all about love! 801 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,916 He sure is a smooth-talker. 802 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:56,752 - Yeah, he's a tough opponent. - Yes. 803 00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:17,356 Why don't they move? 804 00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:20,651 - You have to press play! - Nothing's happening! 805 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,695 Ms. Reimann, can you come? Rick is feeling sick. 806 00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:25,531 What is it? 807 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:35,249 Rick? 808 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,628 - For God's sake! - I think it got to his head. 809 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:42,506 That looks like the food from the youth hostel. 810 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:46,969 - I ought to bring him back. - Yes. Before I have to clean up vomit. 811 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:50,389 We'll get a taxi. 812 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:53,350 - Whatever, get out of here. - Okay. 813 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,687 Damn sissy kids. 814 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:07,573 Cool. Now play it again from the top. 815 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:14,955 I've never seen anything like you 816 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:18,458 On a scale of one to ten You're a hundred and two 817 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:21,211 I go through the roof Let the ground swallow me 818 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,798 To describe you I'd need a doctorate in psychology 819 00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:29,595 All these words give me a headache. I can't do this! 820 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,182 Nonsense. 821 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,811 You just have to open your soul and let it all out. 822 00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:41,064 Like just now, but you vomit up feelings. 823 00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,734 I don't even get what it all means. 824 00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:46,111 Here. 825 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:51,158 "I go through the roof I Let the ground swallow me." 826 00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:54,161 Huh? Or: 827 00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:57,789 "To describe you I'd need a doctorate in psychology." 828 00:56:57,956 --> 00:57:01,209 Philosophy, man. It says "philosophy." 829 00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:04,546 It doesn't matter. This is bullshit, okay? 830 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:07,841 - These aren't my feelings. - Right. 831 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:09,426 Your feelings are... 832 00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:22,064 Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 833 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,902 They're your feelings. 834 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:29,947 You're much better at... vomiting them up. 835 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:31,365 Do it, please. 836 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:55,389 I've never seen anything like you 837 00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:58,392 On a scale of one to ten You're a hundred and two 838 00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:01,186 I go through the roof Let the ground swallow me 839 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,147 To describe you, I'd need a doctorate in philosophy 840 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,608 We met with a thousand people around 841 00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:09,820 When I think back I see only me and you 842 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:12,489 The earth stopped turning all the same 843 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,866 Stopping on just the right frame 844 00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:17,869 The coolest babe ever Nobody you need to please 845 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:20,998 You enter my atmosphere And everything goes boom 846 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,542 I hope you stay I'm afraid things ain't right 847 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:26,837 Yet there's nothing I can give But these lines I write 848 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:28,797 When you smile The sun shines down on me 849 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:31,883 Once I'm lost in your eyes It's no use trying to flee 850 00:58:32,134 --> 00:58:34,720 I forget to breathe I forget my name 851 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:38,515 But the moment that we met I recall all the same 852 00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:41,309 You turn a lake into a sea 853 00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,395 Make the stars like fireworks 854 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:45,731 - I'll pick you up tonight. - Yes. 855 00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:48,942 You are my first and last true love 856 00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,695 My typhoon, my lifeboat 857 00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:54,489 When you hold me I let go 858 00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:57,159 You bring love, You set off wars 859 00:58:57,409 --> 00:59:00,328 My first and last true love of course 860 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,789 You're real but still you're art 861 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:05,625 When I'm with you We play the main part 862 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:08,128 You paint in colors never known before 863 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:11,381 Your words are like notes In a musical score 864 00:59:11,631 --> 00:59:13,550 I laugh until I cry with you 865 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,470 Bawl my eyes out in my pillow Because of you 866 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,264 We're so close Yet pretty far from each other 867 00:59:19,514 --> 00:59:22,392 It seems quite hard To get to know one another 868 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:24,853 I've already nearly forgotten who I am 869 00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:27,647 Start thinking the whole thing is a sham 870 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,901 I hope you like this song, sweet girl 871 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:34,362 If not, you're still The most beautiful girl in the world 872 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,990 You turn a lake into a sea 873 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,742 Make the stars like fireworks 874 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:41,953 You bring love, You set off wars 875 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,040 My first and last true love of course 876 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,667 My typhoon, my lifeboat 877 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,253 When you hold me I let go 878 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,964 You're real but still you're art 879 00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:55,759 You bring love You set off wars 880 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:11,525 Damn! That's really good. 881 01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:14,444 We could start a band, like Willi Vanilli. 882 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,864 - No way. - You're Willi, I'm Vanilli. 883 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:19,699 I'm not changing my mind. 884 01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:22,160 I'll be Willi Vanilli, you write the lyrics. 885 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:25,789 If you say Willi Vanilli one more time, I'll lose it. 886 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:35,882 - Hello. 887 01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:40,762 - You read his books? - Huh? 888 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:46,768 I thought maybe some of his brilliance would rub off on me. 889 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:49,062 He brought five books. 890 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:52,649 He reads all night long. 891 01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:56,570 And he writes beautiful songs. 892 01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,990 - Fuck. - Fuck? 893 01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:03,535 - What is it? - I think Rick really likes me. 894 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,705 That's great. So what's the problem? 895 01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:08,582 My life is a mess. 896 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:11,459 Wherever I go, I get everyone in trouble. 897 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:15,213 Well, thanks for hanging out with me all the time then. 898 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:18,175 He's really talented. 899 01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:20,218 Do you know his songs? 900 01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:23,180 A few of them... a little. 901 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,226 Where is he now? 902 01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:30,228 - In the bathroom. - Oh. 903 01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:33,773 - Is he hugging the toilet? - No, why? 904 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,318 I thought he ate something bad? 905 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:40,405 Oh, that! All those corpses got to him. 906 01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:47,746 - Tell him I'll wait downstairs. - Why'? 907 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,956 We're going out for a drink. 908 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:55,378 - Just the two of you? - Rick and me, alone. 909 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,380 But he's so incredibly shy. 910 01:01:59,591 --> 01:02:01,676 Yes, that timid boy. 911 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:06,431 Thanks. 912 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:13,813 Do you think I look okay? 913 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:18,693 You could dress up as a Hobbit and you'd still look great. 914 01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,571 You're sweet. 915 01:02:31,539 --> 01:02:33,333 You smell so good. 916 01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:42,759 Like morning dew on cherry blossoms. 917 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:47,430 Like freshly popped popcorn. 918 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,224 Paris without exhaust. 919 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:53,311 Shower gel from the drugstore. I can lend you some. 920 01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:55,355 Oh, thanks. 921 01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:00,986 - What you got planned? - I'm having a drink with Roxy. 922 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:04,864 - She's waiting for you. - Tonight's the night. 923 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,284 I'm going to go for it. She's ready. 924 01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,786 - What? "She's ready"? - Look. 925 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:18,670 Hey, Rick. I'd rather see you tonight than go to Rivergate with Benno. 926 01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:21,006 Do you want to get a drink? 927 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:22,757 She likes my songs. 928 01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:25,677 Your songs? You're not meeting her! 929 01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:27,679 - Why'? - Because I say so. 930 01:03:27,929 --> 01:03:29,139 Sure. 931 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,600 Don't laugh like an idiot, airhead. 932 01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:35,979 The songs made Roxy think you have some brains. 933 01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:40,442 You don't! You're a fairground chimp, so don't ruin everything. 934 01:03:40,692 --> 01:03:44,195 I won't ruin anything. I'll make it all better. 935 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,614 You showed me what I have inside me. 936 01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:49,284 And love has given me propellers. 937 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:50,535 - Oh, God! - No! 938 01:03:50,785 --> 01:03:53,997 I feel like I slept with my fingers in a socket. 939 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:55,957 I'm electrified! 940 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:58,251 - I've never been so in love. - No! 941 01:03:58,418 --> 01:04:01,504 You'll mess up, she'll get down and run to Benno. 942 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:04,424 He knows just how to take advantage. 943 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:09,554 If you stay here and Roxy can't see you, then she'll pine for you. 944 01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:12,307 She'll picture you withdrawn, reading, 945 01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:14,809 while Benno gets wasted and acts like a jerk. 946 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:20,148 He'll get uglier while you become even more beautiful in her fantasy. 947 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:23,401 Then I jerk off or what? 948 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:28,573 That's not the point, goddammit! 949 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,075 Chill, bro. Okay? 950 01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:32,452 I know what you've done for me, 951 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,621 but I have to go out on my own now. 952 01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,542 YOLO. 953 01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:48,718 - What? Where did she go? - I don't know. They just left. 954 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,152 Shit! 955 01:05:46,901 --> 01:05:49,529 Our class is a little... or? 956 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,489 At the Berlin Wall. 957 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,992 - Trump or Hitler? - Yeah, right! 958 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,744 Go figure. 959 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,936 Here's fine. 960 01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:58,056 What do you want to drink? 961 01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:00,141 A beer. 962 01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:02,602 A beer and a Sex on the Beach. 963 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,232 - Sex on the Beach? Really? - I like sweet things. 964 01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:11,486 Come on, let's dance. 965 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:04,914 Hey. 966 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:07,000 That was fun. 967 01:08:07,959 --> 01:08:10,086 Roxy, I... 968 01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:23,141 Okay. 969 01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:27,895 I think I'd better go. 970 01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:29,814 It just isn't our night. 971 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:35,945 Are you free? 972 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,243 That went great! 973 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:48,958 - Where are we going? - To the CYD Hostel, please. 974 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:51,753 22.15 P.M. Of course, time to go to bed. 975 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,838 Your generation sure is funny. 976 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,548 Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. 977 01:08:55,715 --> 01:08:57,800 Can't party, don't want drugs. 978 01:08:58,051 --> 01:09:00,178 And you don't eat meat either. 979 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:05,224 - Do you just stare at your phones? - Is this the Cash Cab? 980 01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:09,729 No sense of humor either. 981 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,418 HEY, COME JOIN US AT RIVERGATE! 982 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:35,213 JUST SAY YOU'RE WITH ME. BENNO 983 01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:52,605 Hey! It's awesome you came. 984 01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:54,982 Dude, what's going on here? 985 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:58,945 My father is an asshole, but he replaces love with money. 986 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,488 Yes, I know that. 987 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:05,660 - What would you like to drink? - A beer. 988 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:09,038 Coming right up, pretty lady. 989 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,458 Dance! Dance! 990 01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:23,511 Forget it, dude! That girl comes with a bouncer. 991 01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:28,599 - No chance. - Dude, I'm raising to 200. 992 01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:32,687 What'? You seem pretty damn sure of yourself. 993 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:41,070 Put this in her beer and good night. I'll get the nastiest video. 994 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,948 If you like, you can have a turn too. 995 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:46,909 Dude, are you kidding me? 996 01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:10,600 I'll be right back. 997 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:16,939 Sorry, Rick. I can't talk right... Wow, what a view! 998 01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:21,194 Sounds better than our evening earlier. I'm sorry. 999 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,321 Yes, that was pretty bad. 1000 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:25,907 - I acted like an idiot. - |... 1001 01:11:26,908 --> 01:11:29,994 - What? No, I won't say that. - Won't say what? 1002 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:33,039 - Yes, Rick, you're saying that. - No. 1003 01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:35,708 Hello? 1004 01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:41,047 - Rick, what is it you won't say? Sorry. 1005 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:45,301 I can't tell you you don't have any idea how special you are. 1006 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,471 You're way cleverer and funnier than other girls. 1007 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,891 I don't know what to say now. 1008 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:56,604 - That's nice. - Forgive me my lapse before. 1009 01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:59,982 I'm just uptight and I can't do it face-to-face. 1010 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,902 There's something else. 1011 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:06,280 Right from the start, I felt like I knew you. 1012 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:08,950 You're just like me. 1013 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,868 Except pretty. 1014 01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:14,622 You're really, really strange. 1015 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,043 You're not like me at all. 1016 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,630 You're like I'd like to be. Quick-witted and brave. 1017 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,174 You're just yourself... 1018 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:30,221 See you later. 1019 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:37,812 You should go meet her. 1020 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:40,982 Just say you're with Benno. 1021 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:45,194 Thanks, bro! 1022 01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:54,245 - Can you lend me a tenner? - Are you kidding? 1023 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:57,081 I'm out of money, if she wants a drink. 1024 01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:03,629 - I hope a twenty will do. - Yes, that's fine too. 1025 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:12,680 Hey, Rick, your phone! 1026 01:13:15,808 --> 01:13:18,352 Yes, take it easy. 1027 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:22,231 He's a special guest. You'll get your turn too. 1028 01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:37,622 Who are you looking for? Here I am, sweetie. 1029 01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:39,749 - Thank you. - Hey! 1030 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:42,418 - Where are you off to? - Please let go off me. 1031 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:46,339 - We're having a drink together. - Let go of me already. 1032 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,674 Hey! I bought you a drink. 1033 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:52,011 You can't leave me here like some jerk. No way! 1034 01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:01,312 You're right. Let's just get it on right here. 1035 01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:14,617 - You stupid bitch! - Hi. 1036 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,619 Hi, Rick. 1037 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:26,420 - What's with the stupid grin? - That's my 200-euro grin, dude! 1038 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,262 Chill, dude! 1039 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,021 You nuts, Benno? 1040 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:47,149 Off! 1041 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:49,777 - Sorry! - You nuts? 1042 01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,906 - I just wanted to help. - Get out! Now! 1043 01:14:56,701 --> 01:14:58,953 - What about him? - He'll be all right. 1044 01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:01,205 Fuck, what the hell was that? 1045 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:04,083 - I'm so sorry. - It wasn't your fault. 1046 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,377 - Of course it was my fault! - No! 1047 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:09,505 It isn't your fault! He had a bet going. 1048 01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:11,882 - What bet? - What bet? 1049 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,510 What bet? 1050 01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:18,889 Everyone says you got thrown out of boarding school. 1051 01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:21,809 - Because of the guy in the closet. - Yeah? So? 1052 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:24,437 They all got horny. 1053 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:28,649 - Makes sense. - Shut it, Nurse Jackie! 1054 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:30,943 Who are "they"? What kind of a bet? 1055 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,529 Cem told me about it. 1056 01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:37,616 Benno wanted to film you... Doing it. 1057 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:42,329 - And you knew about that? - Yes. 1058 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:45,166 But you didn't want my advice. 1059 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,752 I hate you and I want out of here! 1060 01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:50,379 You have to stop! I want to get out! 1061 01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,048 Hey, let me... 1062 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,508 Roxy, let me explain! 1063 01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:58,637 You know what? I hope you didn't lose too much money. 1064 01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:01,640 Roxy, wait! 1065 01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:04,477 Sit down, buddy! Your pal has priority. 1066 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,565 Thank you. 1067 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:12,068 Ah, there you are. 1068 01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:15,029 My nose. 1069 01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:21,494 - What happened to my nose? - It's not your nose I'm worried about. 1070 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:23,913 That's not funny. 1071 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:41,180 RHINOPLASTY - THE PATH TO A BEAUTIFUL NOSE 1072 01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:01,909 HEY, RICK, ARE YOU AWAKE? HOW ARE YOU? 1073 01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:04,787 YES, I'M OK. 1074 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,373 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: HOW ARE YOU? 1075 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,837 SO-SO. HOW'S YOUR NOSE? 1076 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,968 IT'S SWOLLEN AND LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 1077 01:17:20,427 --> 01:17:22,012 HOW MUCH? 1078 01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:26,559 LIKE CYRIL'S DOORKNOB. 1079 01:17:29,603 --> 01:17:33,482 WE'RE A DREAM COUPLE THEN. I HAVE A SWOLLEN SCHNOZ TOO. 1080 01:17:34,775 --> 01:17:39,780 COULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WITH A MEGA-NOSE? 1081 01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:47,288 DUMB QUESTION. DOES IT HURT A LOT? I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE. 1082 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:55,045 CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, 1083 01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:58,924 NURSE HILDE MIGHT GET JEALOUS. 1084 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:09,268 I didn't sleep at all last night. 1085 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:11,937 Benno, Roxane, 1086 01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,315 Rick. 1087 01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:22,031 We didn't do anything! 1088 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:29,622 Well, I've seen a few things in my day, 1089 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:32,750 but I've never returned down three kids. 1090 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,879 - I have called all of your parents. - What? 1091 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:38,839 - Dude! - Why'? 1092 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,972 Well, then. Let's go. 1093 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:17,878 Hey, Rick. I'm so sorry about everything. 1094 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:21,548 The new girl comes along with her crazy sex scandal 1095 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:24,260 and you have to pay for all the chaos. 1096 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:27,012 You know Rick, that thing in England... 1097 01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:31,016 I'm sure you heard about it. It wasn't like people are saying. 1098 01:19:31,183 --> 01:19:33,602 The boy I was in the closet with is gay. 1099 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:37,731 And now people think we did it, they stopped bullying him. 1100 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:39,984 I got kicked out of school for it. 1101 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:42,152 Unfortunately, he was too. 1102 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:44,238 I'm just no lucky charm. 1103 01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:47,074 I hope I can make it up to you. 1104 01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:50,035 I like you a lot. I think I... 1105 01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:53,956 I'm in love. 1106 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,960 I thought this stuff only happened to other people. 1107 01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:00,170 I don't want to ruin it. 1108 01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:04,800 Get well to your nose and say hi to Nurse Hilde. 1109 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,303 See you in school. 1110 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:09,638 Roxy.- 1111 01:20:19,356 --> 01:20:21,358 Cyril is back! 1112 01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:26,780 - Hello. 1113 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:31,243 - How are you? - Good. I lost one of my teeth. Look! 1114 01:20:32,453 --> 01:20:33,954 Hallelujah. 1115 01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:38,667 How was it? Did you have fun? I bet you're hungry. 1116 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,462 How was the food in the youth hostel? 1117 01:20:41,712 --> 01:20:43,839 Is everything Okay? 1118 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,009 I'm really beat. 1119 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:49,511 I just want to go to my room, okay? 1120 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:59,521 Okay, I understand. It's puberty. 1121 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:03,275 No, I think it's love. 1122 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:06,111 Oh, shit. 1123 01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:19,958 May I? 1124 01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:30,135 Cyril. 1125 01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:44,233 I'm sorry about what I said to you. 1126 01:21:46,568 --> 01:21:49,405 Cyril, you're such a special boy. 1127 01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:52,825 You're a blessing for this world. 1128 01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:56,412 And if anyone thinks that a big nose, 1129 01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:59,623 droopy ears, crooked eyes or bowlegs 1130 01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:04,044 make you any less beautiful, then forget them. 1131 01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:10,384 The day will come for all us when our asses get wrinkly, 1132 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:15,180 our tits hang down to our knees, and we stop looking in the mirror. 1133 01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:18,767 But, Cyril, you'll still be beautiful, 1134 01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:21,645 because you're funny and intelligent. 1135 01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:25,691 And that is a beauty that never fades. 1136 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:34,324 I'll leave you alone. 1137 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,961 - Hello? - Hey, I'm back home. 1138 01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:48,964 - Can I pick up my phone? - Yes. 1139 01:22:57,431 --> 01:22:58,765 Nasty, man. 1140 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:02,478 Everyone is staring at me. It really sucks. 1141 01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,647 Do you have my phone? 1142 01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,902 Thanks. 1143 01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:14,114 - Have you heard from Benno? - I asked my folks not to press charges. 1144 01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:16,992 I don't want it to drag on. I'm a nazifist. 1145 01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:20,704 - Pacifist. - Yes, like Gandalf. 1146 01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:24,249 - Gandhi. - Whatever. 1147 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:29,254 Roxy wants to see me. 1148 01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:32,382 And what are you writing her? 1149 01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:36,720 That I look like shit and she should wait a few days. 1150 01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:40,682 Hey, I have to go back in. 1151 01:23:41,808 --> 01:23:44,436 Cyril, wait. Wait a minute. 1152 01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:47,481 You've been texting her the whole time? 1153 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:51,151 Hey, I had to keep it going. 1154 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:52,778 So you wouldn't lose touch. 1155 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:57,533 Hey, man, we're Willi Vanilli, did you forget? 1156 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:02,287 - You're in love with Roxy. - Nonsense! 1157 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:06,250 - Even an idiot like me can see that. - That's bullshit. 1158 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,502 It's her! 1159 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:12,130 Well, answer it. 1160 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,681 - Hello. - Hi, ehm... 1161 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:26,436 - How are you doing? - Ehm, good. And you? 1162 01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:31,441 Not so good, because I'd really like to see you. 1163 01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:34,570 Uh yeah? 1164 01:24:34,736 --> 01:24:38,907 Are you really sure you want to see me? I really look like shit. 1165 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:43,704 I couldn't care less right now. I look like a hooligan myself. 1166 01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:47,666 Do you really not care? I mean... 1167 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:52,713 The doctors say it could stay a huge schnoz. 1168 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:55,007 Almost like Cyril's, you know? 1169 01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:57,926 It can't be so huge that it would bother me. 1170 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:02,764 You're not listening. It could be a really sick schnozzola. 1171 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:04,641 You can't like that. 1172 01:25:04,891 --> 01:25:08,145 - Stop it, man. - Listen to me, all the... 1173 01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:12,149 Man, that's so stupid and impulsive! 1174 01:25:12,399 --> 01:25:13,942 Oh yeah? Why? 1175 01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:16,695 You wrote the songs and chattered on to her. 1176 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:20,032 You just sent me out to her because you're scared. 1177 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:23,160 I may not be the brightest spark plug on the cake, 1178 01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:25,871 but I'm sick of being your avatar! 1179 01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:31,126 You're such a psycho! 1180 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:47,893 Hi. 1181 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:51,521 Good morning. 1182 01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:57,027 - Wow. - Pretty stylish, huh? 1183 01:25:57,402 --> 01:25:58,487 Absolutely. 1184 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:01,615 Isn't that... 1185 01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:04,159 Dolce and Banana? 1186 01:26:07,287 --> 01:26:09,623 I'm afraid I have no idea where to go. 1187 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:13,251 I can show you everything, if you want. 1188 01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:15,754 Just not the closets. 1189 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:20,842 Come on. 1190 01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:38,944 - Hi, fans. - Dude. 1191 01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:41,571 - What's up? - Weren't you in Guantanamo? 1192 01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:43,448 - You on probation? - Nah. 1193 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:47,452 - The wussies didn't press charges. - To end the quarrel. 1194 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:51,081 It's called de-escalation. 1195 01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:56,503 What do you want, peckernose? 1196 01:26:57,421 --> 01:26:58,922 "Peckernose"? 1197 01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:01,299 How original. 1198 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,176 - Boo! - Are you nuts? 1199 01:27:03,927 --> 01:27:05,762 He tripped over his nose. 1200 01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:09,599 - What? Can you repeat that? - What do you want? 1201 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:13,687 - Do you want a snout massage? - Stop beating up on each other. 1202 01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:15,772 Just because Benno insults my nose? 1203 01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:20,026 Come on, Benno, you can do better than "peckernose." 1204 01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:23,655 Your schnoz stinks like zits and boogers. 1205 01:27:25,949 --> 01:27:28,744 Come on, Benno, let me lend you a hand. 1206 01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:31,705 The lines you're dropping are pretty damn poor. 1207 01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:35,167 My nose is still ugly if I wore a bag over my head. 1208 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:37,210 Your turn. 1209 01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:41,923 Anything getting through your sealed up cavities? 1210 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,300 Doesn't look like it. 1211 01:27:48,930 --> 01:27:50,724 You arrogant pig. 1212 01:27:52,350 --> 01:27:54,895 Let's see if the asshole can take a good dig. 1213 01:27:55,061 --> 01:27:57,731 I'd rather have a peckernose than be a stuck-up prig. 1214 01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:01,985 - Shut your face. - See how the little twerp counters. 1215 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,781 A tough blow, but I'll show you where to go. 1216 01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:09,618 - Always follow your snout. - Cyril! 1217 01:28:09,868 --> 01:28:11,369 Wow! 1218 01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:15,248 I won't stop until you need a sippy cup. 1219 01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:17,793 You're so dumb, you make my nose hairs stand up. 1220 01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:20,212 I'll hang you by one of my nose hairs. 1221 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,798 Truth be told 'bout a guy with a big nose, 1222 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:25,801 when I take a leak I need a forklift for my hose. 1223 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:28,428 Wow, Gonzo! 1224 01:28:28,595 --> 01:28:30,722 Tell me, loser, are you content? 1225 01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:35,769 Even with this big knob, I can't catch your scent. 1226 01:28:36,770 --> 01:28:38,271 Did you get that? 1227 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:42,734 No, you don't. That's safe to assume. 1228 01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:48,323 I wrote a song, "Benno Dies in the Classroom." 1229 01:28:52,619 --> 01:28:54,871 Do you want to hear it? 1230 01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:58,500 I'm just making sure, because it'll hurt a little. 1231 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,836 And the last line... 1232 01:29:01,086 --> 01:29:03,839 - ...will kill you. - Oh, really? 1233 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:09,386 But let's begin with your "friends" 1234 01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:13,598 You think they've got your back? No, man, sorry, this is wack 1235 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,600 When the going gets tough 1236 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:18,854 When they stab and punch Could you handle that stuff? 1237 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:24,150 If Benno were poor would you find time To hand him your last dime? 1238 01:29:24,401 --> 01:29:27,028 Or just scoff at his lack of prospects 1239 01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:29,906 And fuck him over by screwing his ex? 1240 01:29:31,908 --> 01:29:33,785 Shut up and come here! 1241 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:37,080 Your kin may be loaded Sporting styles and crazes 1242 01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:39,416 Posting every pose On your Instagram pages 1243 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:41,918 Got your own digs You're one rich mother 1244 01:29:42,168 --> 01:29:45,338 But why did your daddy forget the damn rubber? 1245 01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,758 Chill, bro! 1246 01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:52,345 - Because he didn't want you - Fuck you! 1247 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:56,683 And your mother will regret That day her entire life 1248 01:29:56,850 --> 01:30:00,687 That's why you were never loved So you can never give love 1249 01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:07,444 And the values you don't have Nobody can take away from me 1250 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:12,490 Come on, let me explain Even if you'll never understand 1251 01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:16,077 Maybe your looks and money Will help you along 1252 01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:19,164 But what will survive When we're both gone? 1253 01:30:19,998 --> 01:30:22,417 60, 70 years on My grave will be overrun 1254 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:25,503 1,000 friends and bros My son cries with his mom 1255 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:27,923 They raise their fists, Say "His stuff was dope" 1256 01:30:28,089 --> 01:30:30,508 He wrote the best flows And gave people hope 1257 01:30:30,675 --> 01:30:33,386 And now he's a new star Shining down on our roofs 1258 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:37,432 Nobody will come to your grave 1259 01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:39,809 Because your life was meaningless 1260 01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:46,942 Good morning. Everyone sit down. 1261 01:30:47,108 --> 01:30:50,403 I hope you've recovered from our exciting excursion, 1262 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:52,822 because I did not. 1263 01:30:53,073 --> 01:30:54,866 And Mr. Schüssler is sick. 1264 01:30:55,116 --> 01:30:57,452 Damned sissy. 1265 01:30:59,537 --> 01:31:01,247 Sit down, Benno. 1266 01:31:03,625 --> 01:31:05,293 What's wrong with you? 1267 01:31:06,252 --> 01:31:09,381 I think he's trying to figure out where he stands. 1268 01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:21,351 You are a sight only seen by few men 1269 01:31:21,518 --> 01:31:23,937 You're an eight on a scale of one to ten 1270 01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:27,315 Chest muscles, check Biceps, check 1271 01:31:27,565 --> 01:31:29,943 Why is the dude in the mirror so fresh? 1272 01:31:30,193 --> 01:31:33,655 Talented as Tupac balls like an ostrich Hats off to... 1273 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:37,867 Cyril, no bathroom concerts. We're lined up out here! 1274 01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:40,286 - Are you having your period? - No. 1275 01:31:41,037 --> 01:31:43,206 Not for another three weeks. 1276 01:31:47,419 --> 01:31:49,129 I'll smack you with a sandal 1277 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:51,089 To see what you can handle 1278 01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,842 You were raised on candy 1279 01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:57,012 I can fry fries in your fat It's damn handy 1280 01:31:57,262 --> 01:31:59,097 Your girl put a pizza in the oven 1281 01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:02,392 Love goes through my stomach She likes it through the colon 1282 01:32:02,642 --> 01:32:05,020 You rap like a little cunt 1283 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:07,856 Forget about it I'm off to smoke a blunt 1284 01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:11,735 Yo, yo, Yo, yo, Yo! 1285 01:32:13,903 --> 01:32:15,572 Guys, what do you think? 1286 01:32:15,739 --> 01:32:17,741 Who's going to the next round? 1287 01:32:17,991 --> 01:32:19,617 Let's hear it for Killa! 1288 01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:23,997 Or TJ? 1289 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:31,171 TJ, see you in the next round. Give it up for both MCs. 1290 01:32:35,258 --> 01:32:39,387 Next battle in the round one. Let's hear it for our reigning champ. 1291 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,931 The guy with the funny mask. 1292 01:32:42,098 --> 01:32:44,059 Masked man! 1293 01:32:51,357 --> 01:32:52,859 - Yeah! - Awesome! 1294 01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:56,446 Kid, today I want to see that silly cover fly off. 1295 01:32:56,613 --> 01:32:58,698 You can't be that damn ugly. 1296 01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:00,450 The cover stays on. 1297 01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,161 Ah, we'll just see about that. 1298 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:07,582 Flippers together for a new face with no cover, but a shitty name. 1299 01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:12,837 Make some noise for Tough-ass McJerkface! 1300 01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:18,468 Women power! 1301 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:21,971 - With mask after all. - I can fix you up one too. 1302 01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,640 Whoa! 1303 01:33:24,974 --> 01:33:28,269 Who starts? Masked man or you? 1304 01:33:29,270 --> 01:33:31,815 - Masked man. - McJerkface! 1305 01:33:32,315 --> 01:33:34,984 - Tough-ass McJerkface? - I'll start. 1306 01:33:42,659 --> 01:33:44,160 Go, baby! 1307 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:53,753 Why won't this dude Leave the house maskless? 1308 01:33:54,462 --> 01:33:56,297 Probably afraid of a girl 1309 01:33:56,548 --> 01:33:58,967 Is it Carnival? I think this time I'll pass 1310 01:33:59,134 --> 01:34:02,262 Some dress up like cowboys You go dressed as a dumb-ass 1311 01:34:05,682 --> 01:34:07,308 Goldie, come on! 1312 01:34:12,355 --> 01:34:14,983 Do I got you tongue-tied? You ain't spitting 1313 01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,735 I see it in your eyes Your panic is showing 1314 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,530 You change your name From Masked Man to Goldface 1315 01:34:20,780 --> 01:34:23,533 You have no clue who you are It's a disgrace 1316 01:34:24,159 --> 01:34:25,910 Did you forget how to rap? 1317 01:34:26,077 --> 01:34:28,454 This little boy needs to wake up ASAP 1318 01:34:28,621 --> 01:34:31,166 Did Mother Nature Deal you such a bad hand? 1319 01:34:31,332 --> 01:34:33,877 If you want the mask off raise your hand 1320 01:34:34,043 --> 01:34:36,421 There's a bitch behind that gold platter 1321 01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:39,299 Who thinks her looks are all that matter 1322 01:34:39,465 --> 01:34:42,010 It's up to you Be yourself or just hide 1323 01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:45,722 Be the world's biggest wimp You wimp 1324 01:34:45,889 --> 01:34:47,515 The mask is coming off 1325 01:34:47,765 --> 01:34:50,435 But your stupidity is a stain You can't wash off 1326 01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:52,979 You're just like all the other bimbos 1327 01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:55,648 You suck up to the dumbest machos 1328 01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:58,359 Suck up to any hottie Who throws you a glance 1329 01:34:58,526 --> 01:35:00,945 Bend over, he'll use you If he gets the chance 1330 01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:03,990 And when the coin drops You see there's nothing 1331 01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:06,618 Besides blather Know that I saw it coming 1332 01:35:06,784 --> 01:35:09,162 Cut or kill yourself But don't come crying to me 1333 01:35:09,329 --> 01:35:11,873 Leave me alone I'm finished with the therapy 1334 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:14,250 I'm such a fool I just won't understand 1335 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:17,212 I keep chasing you Nothing goes as planned 1336 01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:19,714 Admit it The odds were against me 1337 01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:22,425 Every line I wrote Just left me more thirsty 1338 01:35:22,675 --> 01:35:25,178 I already know That I don't deserve you 1339 01:35:25,345 --> 01:35:27,222 But I can't help that I 1340 01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:29,015 That I love you 1341 01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:44,781 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1342 01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:47,116 I think I know just who you are 1343 01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:49,744 You are just like me except pretty 1344 01:35:49,994 --> 01:35:52,330 I asked myself When it would finally end 1345 01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:55,333 I lie in bed missing my best friend 1346 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,543 But even when I try to disappear 1347 01:35:57,710 --> 01:36:00,505 When I close my eyes Your words ring clear 1348 01:36:01,381 --> 01:36:02,966 You are out of sight 1349 01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:05,927 Like seeing a new city On the first night 1350 01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:08,513 Anything can happen Sparks in my brain 1351 01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:12,141 One look from you sets off a hurricane 1352 01:36:12,308 --> 01:36:14,060 And I'm blown away 1353 01:36:14,227 --> 01:36:16,354 You're perfect Because you're not perfect 1354 01:36:16,604 --> 01:36:19,190 I love my life When I'm around you 1355 01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:21,985 If you don't love yourself Well, I do 1356 01:36:23,569 --> 01:36:25,446 Kiss her, dude! 1357 01:36:41,879 --> 01:36:46,509 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1358 01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:48,886 I think I know just who you are 1359 01:36:49,053 --> 01:36:51,597 You are just like me except pretty 1360 01:36:51,764 --> 01:36:54,225 You talk much too loud You're off the charts 1361 01:36:54,475 --> 01:36:56,853 You set off an earthquake in my heart 1362 01:36:57,103 --> 01:36:59,522 It never stops I waited a long time 1363 01:36:59,731 --> 01:37:02,608 The star keeps shining Even in the daytime 1364 01:37:02,859 --> 01:37:04,819 My feelings are almost frightening 1365 01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:07,947 Every word you say Hits my skin like lightning 1366 01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:10,408 It's so strange When it all comes together 1367 01:37:10,658 --> 01:37:13,828 If I could wish upon a star I'd make this last forever 1368 01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:15,955 And I'm blown away 1369 01:37:16,205 --> 01:37:18,750 You're perfect Because you're not perfect 1370 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,294 I love my life When I'm around you 1371 01:37:21,461 --> 01:37:24,213 If you don't love yourself Well, I do 1372 01:37:25,006 --> 01:37:29,802 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1373 01:37:30,053 --> 01:37:32,013 I think I know just who you are 1374 01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:34,849 You are just like me except pretty 1375 01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:40,146 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1376 01:37:40,396 --> 01:37:42,899 I think I know just who you are 1377 01:37:43,149 --> 01:37:45,651 You are just like me except pretty 1378 01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:18,768 I didn't know what I was missing 1379 01:38:18,935 --> 01:38:21,687 Till you turned everything upside-down 1380 01:38:21,854 --> 01:38:23,940 You make perfect little mistakes 1381 01:38:24,107 --> 01:38:27,693 With you it's different You wear it like a crown 1382 01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:30,238 If you only knew what I'm feeling 1383 01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:34,700 You just have to stand there And my body starts reeling 1384 01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:38,663 Someone please hold me Before I hit the ceiling 1385 01:38:38,996 --> 01:38:43,209 When I think of you You take my breath away 1386 01:38:44,502 --> 01:38:48,172 I want to hang out with you I'm afraid of what you'll say 1387 01:38:48,339 --> 01:38:51,217 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 1388 01:38:51,384 --> 01:38:53,678 There are many others But you're different 1389 01:38:53,845 --> 01:38:57,140 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 1390 01:38:57,306 --> 01:38:59,434 My head's empty What can I do? 1391 01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:02,603 Every time we meet I have to run away 1392 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:05,022 Because I turn red When you smile at me 1393 01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:07,233 Every time we meet 1394 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,027 Every time we Every time we meet 1395 01:39:10,194 --> 01:39:12,947 Every time we Every time we meet 1396 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:16,909 You paint graffiti with lipstick 1397 01:39:17,076 --> 01:39:19,745 Every day's your birthday 1398 01:39:19,912 --> 01:39:22,498 You steal a motorbike Race through the night 1399 01:39:22,665 --> 01:39:25,126 Chill on the moon as you like 1400 01:39:25,293 --> 01:39:27,712 You're the heroine of the block 1401 01:39:27,879 --> 01:39:30,214 You're more confident than God 1402 01:39:30,631 --> 01:39:32,425 Colorful flowers In a street full of rubble 1403 01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:35,553 You can see the future In your bubblegum bubble 1404 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:38,514 Other girls like horses You eat horse fondue 1405 01:39:38,723 --> 01:39:41,309 At night you pet rhinos in the zoo 1406 01:39:41,517 --> 01:39:44,020 When a UFO passes You try to hitch a ride 1407 01:39:44,187 --> 01:39:47,064 Even in a hoodie You look out of sight 1408 01:39:48,149 --> 01:39:52,528 When I think of you You take my breath away 1409 01:39:53,321 --> 01:39:57,200 I want to hang out with you I'm afraid of what you'll say 1410 01:39:57,408 --> 01:40:00,495 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 1411 01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:03,039 There are many others But you're different 1412 01:40:03,206 --> 01:40:06,250 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 1413 01:40:06,417 --> 01:40:08,586 My head's empty What can I do? 1414 01:40:08,753 --> 01:40:11,589 Every time we meet I have to run away 1415 01:40:11,756 --> 01:40:14,258 Because I turn red When you smile at me 1416 01:40:14,425 --> 01:40:16,177 Every time we meet 1417 01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:18,888 Every time we meet Every time we meet 1418 01:40:19,055 --> 01:40:21,766 Every time we Every time we meet 1419 01:40:22,141 --> 01:40:24,810 I go weak in the knees 1420 01:40:24,977 --> 01:40:27,396 And my mind's like Swiss cheese 1421 01:40:27,855 --> 01:40:30,107 My heart starts to race 1422 01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:32,735 I can't get rid of this feeling 1423 01:40:32,944 --> 01:40:35,446 I get butterflies in my stomach 1424 01:40:36,239 --> 01:40:38,533 I start acting like a clown 1425 01:40:38,699 --> 01:40:42,745 When I'm with you my mind starts to fly And I feel like I could die 1426 01:40:42,912 --> 01:40:46,040 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 1427 01:40:46,207 --> 01:40:48,209 There are many others But you're different 1428 01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:51,587 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 1429 01:40:51,754 --> 01:40:53,881 My head's empty What can I do? 1430 01:40:54,048 --> 01:40:57,343 Every time we meet I have to run away 1431 01:40:57,510 --> 01:40:59,845 Because I turn red When you smile at me 1432 01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:01,973 Every time we meet 1433 01:41:02,139 --> 01:41:07,603 Every time we Every time we meet 1434 01:42:40,988 --> 01:42:44,283 No Limits Media 2018 Subtitles: Michael Buter et al. 1435 01:42:49,872 --> 01:42:51,582 That's all I've got.