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Nothing to fear. 4 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:32,564 You all were a mess before we got here. 5 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,641 You go burn that lease and please be civilized 6 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,743 or else we'll have to call the police. 7 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,383 Could you believe this black man had the nerve 8 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,685 to walk a tad bit too close to me? 9 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,155 He looked just like one of those rappers on TV. 10 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:59,324 I got uncomfortable, went ahead and dialed the authorities. 11 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:16,341 It's okay to sell your soul. 12 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,010 We'll revive your local bar, 13 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:20,145 advertise it with a bullet hole. 14 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,349 We'll buy your properties so low 15 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,552 as you watch your community cripple. 16 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,087 Wait 'til you're gone, flip it, 17 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,322 and then sell it for triple. 18 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,396 Enough with culture, diversity, artist, musician, actor. 19 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,898 Where or however they end up to me, 20 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,533 it's just not a factor. 21 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,969 But hey, no racists here. 22 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,705 I voted for Obama, all lives matter. 23 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:07,726 ♪ Beautiful, Brooklyn was ♪ 24 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:13,966 ♪ When you were here Brooklyn was beautiful ♪ 25 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:21,473 ♪ Brooklyn was beautiful ♪ 26 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:24,943 ♪ Brooklyn was beautiful ♪ 27 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:30,015 ♪ When you were here, Brooklyn was beautiful ♪ 28 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:35,154 ♪ When you were here, Brooklyn was beautiful ♪ 29 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:40,225 ♪ When you were here, Brooklyn was beautiful ♪ 30 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,328 You all right, Nate? Yeah. 31 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,364 After what happened yesterday, man, I'd have thought 32 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,798 you'd have stayed home today, bruh. 33 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,767 Man, there's nothing to do there but smoke weed. 34 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,802 At least you can do it all you want now, 35 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,571 without listening to her complain. 36 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,807 I'm already as high as I'm gonna get, dude. 37 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,043 Figured I might as well come in and cut some hair, 38 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:58,944 make some money. 39 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:05,083 Whoa, word on the street is, there's a new bachelor 40 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:09,288 on the loose my man. 41 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,455 You told him? 42 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:12,858 Nothing we didn't already know. 43 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,194 Y'all were together five years man, 44 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,129 that was supposed to be wifey. 45 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,569 You weren't even supposed to be here today. 46 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,072 Uh huh. 47 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,574 Must feel good man, getting the place back to yourself 48 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:31,543 getting in the groove like a player, hear me? 49 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,648 No man, it's not even like that. 50 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:39,518 I look around, it's fucking ghost town in my house. 51 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,589 All I see is nothing, I feel these moments of our love 52 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,358 everywhere. I touch shit, it's just love emanating 53 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,094 out of couches and cushions. 54 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,930 Oh lord, you sound like a bitch now. 55 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,199 Yeah man, you call your mother yet? 56 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,335 Yo, I'm a man my dude, why you gotta talk about my mom? 57 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,237 No need to get swoll my dude. 58 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,321 You know what and fuck you, 59 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,404 because you're the one who put all my business 60 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,174 out in the street. And you know what? 61 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:03,508 You just sit there and you read 62 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,377 your 50-year-old Ebony magazines. 63 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,012 We're all gonna work in silence today. 64 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:10,048 I don't know none of you motherfuckers. 65 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,783 Who he think he is? Shit! 66 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,621 Yo brother, if you didn't want to talk about it, 67 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:18,190 you'd have kept your silent ass home today. 68 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:19,691 I'm not allowed to work? 69 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,692 I can't make money? 70 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,295 I'm just saying, bruh. 71 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,267 Melissa left yesterday. 72 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,002 We know. We know. 73 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,005 My brother... 74 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,308 What happened? 75 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,409 Nothing, what? 76 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,044 You didn't tell them? 77 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,112 Psh, I didn't tell them everything. 78 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,382 I wasn't there for everything. 79 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,583 I was just there for the beat down. 80 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,084 She hit you? 81 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:49,421 She did not hit me, no, she didn't hit me. 82 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:53,225 Why do you want her to stay if she is hitting you? 83 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:54,593 That's that gender equality. 84 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,128 Stop it, no she didn't hit me. 85 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,330 - Are you sure? - Yes. 86 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:02,401 Because it is classic for abuse victims 87 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,836 to deny everything. That's true. 88 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,905 You know what..? Mosey, come on. 89 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,906 She didn't hit him. 90 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,241 Thank you. At least not 91 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:13,412 when I was there. 92 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,683 Okay. I don't know what 93 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,285 happened after that. You know what? 94 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,321 I am in pain, I lost somebody. 95 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,089 It doesn't matter man, she's not dead. 96 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,140 You're just not hitting it 97 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:26,190 from the back anymore, man, that's all. 98 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:31,697 A broken heart really needs a little levity, okay? 99 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:35,000 So why you got to be such a sour puss? 100 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,571 We all friends man, now let's talk, talk it out. 101 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:44,343 Now who sounds like the bitch? 102 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,777 Yo, Chess, why don't you hit him off 103 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,280 with your liquid breakfast man, loosen him up, man. 104 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:49,381 Get his mind right. 105 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,550 Shit, you don't smell the weed on him? 106 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,552 He's already high. So all right then, Nate, 107 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,887 What's good? How'd it go down, bruh? 108 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,365 Oh goodness. 109 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:08,867 That was 110 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:14,573 I'm gonna miss you, 111 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,242 that was... I'm gonna miss you a lot. 112 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,279 I'm going to miss you, too. 113 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,082 You still love me? 114 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,652 I'm not doing this anymore, Nate. 115 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,889 We're moving on. 116 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,458 I'm trying not to love you. 117 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,263 Yeah, your logic is tight. 118 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:42,167 But, yes. 119 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,470 If that's what you're wondering. 120 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:50,842 Yeah, kinda. Yeah, I mean I know I wasn't the only one 121 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,944 that felt something just now when we were, 122 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,647 you know, bonin'. 123 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,755 That extra minute was special because I didn't get you 124 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,757 an anniversary gift two weeks ago. 125 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:13,365 You know what I was thinking 126 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:14,866 while you were in the shower? 127 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,471 What? 128 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,039 I was thinking that maybe this isn't really happening. 129 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,774 It's happening. 130 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,576 My mother always said it's better to break up 131 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,111 while you still love someone. 132 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,446 Breaking up while you hate someone 133 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,448 usually ends in murder. 134 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,449 Yeah, but that's my point, 135 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:31,883 we don't hate each other, right? 136 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,819 We love each other, we said it a bunch of times 137 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:34,986 in that flurry of passion. 138 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,289 That flurry of passion was a goodbye fuck. 139 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,759 It was? 140 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,527 You were the one who said 'How about a goodbye fuck?' 141 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:45,297 That's right. 142 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,799 I obliged. 143 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,736 Can't believe I did that. 144 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:55,006 I knew you'd twist everything the second it was over. 145 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:57,726 What? 146 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:58,476 I'm not twisting anything! I just think 147 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:01,079 we don't have to break up because we had great sex. 148 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,418 For us, great sex, we were in there crying 149 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,587 it was all emotional, I mean, doesn't that mean anything? 150 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,188 Does it? 151 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:13,425 You want to know what I was thinking about in the shower? 152 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:14,359 Maybe. 153 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,194 I was wondering how long will it take 154 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,697 to wash your smell off of me, 155 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:19,998 because I don't want to smell you tonight 156 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,201 when I go to sleep in my new home and you know what? 157 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,239 I can still smell you. Fuck! 158 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,844 Let's just forget this morning ever happened. 159 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,948 No, I don't want to forget what happened this morning. 160 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,885 I do, think about something else. 161 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:40,819 Don't you have school work? 162 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,287 It'll get done. 163 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,856 I bet if you had your study partner you'd be more focused. 164 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,224 See, you want me to leave you alone, 165 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,326 but you keep bringing up bullshit. 166 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,394 Fine. 167 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,036 And another thing, I want my teapot back. 168 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,705 You mean the teapot you bought me? 169 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,241 I bought it for the apartment. 170 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,809 When I moved in you heated your water 171 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,578 in the microwave, like a heathen. 172 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,346 What are you talking about, "heathen"? 173 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,748 That shit is technology. 174 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,117 It's mine, I'm taking it. 175 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,453 So you don't want tea, then? 176 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,331 Yes? 177 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,599 Yes. 178 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,403 I don't want to talk about it, just get over here now. 179 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,573 I don't give a shit about Alternate Side, 180 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,007 I'll pay for the ticket. 181 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,349 Here you go and don't forget you got 182 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,784 the sneakers by the door. 183 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,687 Yeah, I know. 184 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,722 Oh, and I'm gonna need your address for the mail. 185 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,623 No you won't. 186 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,910 Don't you care about your mail? 187 00:09:54,911 --> 00:09:56,695 Why do you think I found in apartment in secret? 188 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,701 I'm already getting my mail there, thanks. 189 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,936 Yeah, but you know sometimes... 190 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,938 You know what, anything that slips through the mail Nate 191 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,640 you can have, go crazy. 192 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,444 Okay, you know what? 193 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,445 I was just trying to be nice. 194 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,081 You want this to be nice? Nicer than this. 195 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,482 I have nothing to be nice about. 196 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,517 You have nothing to be a bitch about. 197 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,120 Fuck you. 198 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,421 You already did that today 199 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,255 and that still didn't chill you out. 200 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,558 You're a fucking waste. 201 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,060 You know what? 202 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,561 Your heart wouldn't be breaking over a fucking waste, babe. 203 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:32,163 You cheated on me, that's why I'm a bitch. 204 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,598 You want a bitch, you got a bitch, 205 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,733 you ungrateful motherfucker. 206 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,134 Not ungrateful, listen I know that you helped me 207 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,836 get a lot of shit straight in my life. 208 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,104 Damn right, I did. 209 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,506 Okay, I said thank you, right? 210 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,390 What else do you want from me? 211 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,273 You could have thanked me before you went 212 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,776 and fucked a 20 year old. 213 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,911 Slow down, all right. I did not do nothin'- 214 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,747 Oh see another lie. 215 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,949 And I'm pretty sure that that's not a lie okay. 216 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,302 What? 217 00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,654 You say you're at school, but it's not on your schedule. 218 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,288 You say you're with Mosey, but really you were 219 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,524 with those BMCC girls. 220 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,726 I like your place. Thanks. 221 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,564 How's the rent? I don't talk about it. 222 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,834 Your girlfriend handle the decorating? 223 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,772 Yeah, yeah, she's got a little skill. 224 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:17,275 She fixed this place up. Before she moved in, 225 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,444 all I did was decorate with magazines. 226 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,514 I've actually been looking for a place. 227 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:26,284 Are there any spots open like this? 228 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,119 No. 229 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,556 The only way to get a place like this 230 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:35,193 is to be really rich or to live here your whole life 231 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,928 and wait for your parents to die. 232 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,364 You just saying that because 233 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,865 you don't want me to live here. 234 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,201 No, it's true, my mom owns this building 235 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,369 and you know she wants to kick me out 236 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,171 so she can get more for rent. 237 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:50,375 So the idea that I'm gonna help you, is not very likely. 238 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,412 So basically you don't want no trouble? 239 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,083 Oh see now you're just messing with me. 240 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:03,154 So you gonna tell me you don't feel what's happening? 241 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,322 With what? 242 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,290 With you and me? 243 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,660 What? 244 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:13,665 Nate, I heard about you, stop. 245 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,903 All right, listen, all right, okay, 246 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,706 sometimes I get a little reckless if there's a party, 247 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:26,544 but this is my girlfriend's place, too, 248 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,548 so if we're done studying, you know... 249 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,350 You wasn't talking about her last week 250 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,418 when we was dancing. 251 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,955 Okay yeah I was flirting with you, but-- 252 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:37,789 You flirt with everybody. 253 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,207 I'm a DJ. 254 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,624 That's what' DJs do, that's how I get tips. 255 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,060 - A DJ? - Yeah, I gotta 256 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,062 flirt a little bit. - Listen. 257 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,365 You and I connect on some real shit. 258 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,570 ♪ You know what you get ♪ 259 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,973 ♪ Everyday is Christmas ♪ 260 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,877 ♪ Oh yeah there ain't no conditions ♪ 261 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:06,217 Oh okay, yeah you, music is definitely more your thing. 262 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,388 You like that? Yeah, that was really-- 263 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:18,296 Okay, Justine, you are young enough to be my niece. 264 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,434 Don't you have a boyfriend? 265 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,503 He plays basketball for St. Johns. 266 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,572 It's an open relationship. 267 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,275 Yeah, I guess that's the way you'd have to go with that. 268 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,776 You got condoms? 269 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:36,347 That's you kids don't mince, do you? 270 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,683 Why waste time with words? 271 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:43,421 I'm hot, you're a six, let's do this. 272 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,625 Okay listen, Justine, I know what you think 273 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,394 is going to happen, but I-- 274 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,532 Okay six, a six is your bottom for getting freaky? 275 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,602 This isn't getting freaky. 276 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,903 This is studying. 277 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,173 That's why I thought you called me here today, 278 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,343 the whole group canceled, it's just me and you. 279 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,213 I thought I was helping you out. 280 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,984 You did, thanks. 281 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:13,885 Yeah. 282 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:19,557 Listen, I've always been attracted to older men. 283 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,227 Oh man, there it is, see I knew that was gonna come. 284 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,494 Facts. Thank you Justine. 285 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,198 Yeah, that's great, oh, that's really nice. 286 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,469 Thank you, okay. 287 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,713 Thank you, that's 288 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,448 let's you an Uber. 289 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,182 You know what listen, I don't care about your girlfriend. 290 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,218 That that makes one of us. 291 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,321 Yeah, but does she know what most men want? 292 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:52,991 What's that? 293 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,659 Someone who can keep a secret. 294 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,629 Okay, then well please keep this one. 295 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,432 You want me to touch him? 296 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:05,503 Okay, thank you, no, you've got to go, you've got to go. 297 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,039 I'm not an idiot, you fucked her. 298 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,374 I did not. 299 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,176 I love how every time you tell the story, 300 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,578 you are somehow the hero 301 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,747 just trying to preserve everyone's honor. 302 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,416 Are you saying that isn't me? 303 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,852 Not if it's the same Justine who takes selfies 304 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,186 with her ass sticking out. 305 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,226 Learn how to close your apps. 306 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,428 You practically live on her Instagram. 307 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,866 Okay, well you're worse than the NSA. 308 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,536 Nate, I know you think you're smart, 309 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,904 but you're not smart. 310 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,040 You're stupid, okay? 311 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,408 You're stupid, you didn't even try to hide it 312 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,476 you left her fucking wine glass out 313 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,078 with the lip stain all over it. 314 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,247 Justine brought the wine, she was trying to impress me 315 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,250 because I'm so dope, like you used to try to impress me, 316 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,252 but you don't anymore, because you don't think I'm dope. 317 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,287 You know the whole place smelled of her cheap ass perfume. 318 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,056 That's not my fault. 319 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,891 You changed the sheets. 320 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,397 You didn't clean up anything else she left behind, 321 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,433 but you changed the sheets, 322 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,468 you made sure to change the sheets. 323 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,369 Why is that? 324 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,374 Since when have you ever even about doing that? 325 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,079 Well. 326 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,016 Of course. 327 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,919 You don't have an answer because you're guilty. 328 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,953 I'm not guilty. 329 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,289 You changed the sheets. 330 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,590 I didn't sleep with that chick. 331 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,792 You changed the sheets. 332 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,695 - Yeah because-- - Because you slept with her 333 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,831 in our bed, well you keep the bed now. 334 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,967 I just said that she came over 335 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,102 and things got a little hot, but I got a hard-on okay, 336 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,771 I'll admit that shit, but nothing happened with her. 337 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,174 Okay, I kicked her out and frankly kicking her out 338 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,509 didn't do shit for my blue balls, 339 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,379 so I went into the bedroom and I stroked it off 340 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,616 and you know I got a little on the sheets and pillows, 341 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,719 well I got a LOT, a lot on the sheets and pillows, 342 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,855 because even if it's only three minutes, 343 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,523 I'm like Lexington Steele when I pop, 344 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,192 I mean that shit was just everywhere so I just 345 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,695 gathered everything up, put it in the laundry bag, 346 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,398 didn't have time to wash it and get it back on the, 347 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,800 you were about to come home. 348 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,269 I'm just lucky you didn't walk in with a black light. 349 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,539 See? 350 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,508 Look, the gears are turning, 351 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,877 see you know that I'm telling the truth. 352 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,548 I, I don't... Maybe 353 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,020 it's stupid enough to be true. 354 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,655 And you just called me stupid. 355 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,995 I was wondering why the sheets didn't smell 356 00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:47,398 of her perfume, you didn't have time to wash them 357 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,370 and there were never any hairs or other fluids. 358 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,838 Who the hell are you supposed to be, CSI? 359 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,206 Of course there were no other hairs or fluids, 360 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,542 just my man juice, a pretty girl came onto me, 361 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,510 so I stroked it off, sue me! 362 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,950 Whoa, is this what, that's what this is about? 363 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,052 That's what you had to go on? 364 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,688 Cora said-- Cora said?!? Oh! 365 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,124 Cora said?!? 366 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,461 Cora's the one fucking up my shit right now 367 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,696 because I like to jerk off in bed 368 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,799 instead of in front of a computer, like your brother. 369 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,102 She said it seemed suspicious. 370 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,571 Well, she was wrong, wasn't she? 371 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,139 It did seemed suspicious. 372 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,209 It seemed suspicious because she made it up. 373 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,311 That doesn't make any fucking sense! 374 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,947 All right fine, you didn't cheat, happy? 375 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,816 That's the best you got? 376 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,851 I'm sorry, Nate. 377 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,829 It's okay, I forgive you. 378 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,933 'Cuz I love you we just suck at communicating 379 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,402 and I'm gonna do a better job of letting you in. 380 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,073 I've been watching a lot of OWN, 381 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,209 because I'm trying to fix all of this. 382 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,980 I just have to go Nate. 383 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,654 And now I want tea, shit. 384 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,129 Okay, when people have trouble communicating, 385 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,165 they talk it out or they get help, 386 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,432 only punks cut and run. 387 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,834 Then I'm a punk. 388 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,436 Okay, but you're not still mad at me, right? 389 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,387 - What? - Well I mean 390 00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:34,337 this whole breakup thing was because 391 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,940 you thought that I hit it with Justine, 392 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,476 which I did not, so. 393 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,712 Not everything is about you and Justine, 394 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,582 and besides I don't know that you didn't sleep with her. 395 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,685 Yeah, but you have doubts though. 396 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,221 I have doubts about Justine. 397 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,557 I don't have doubts there were others. 398 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:57,195 Why do you think I didn't sleep with Justine? 399 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,796 - Can we stop-- - No no no no, 400 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,566 seriously, do you have any idea why I didn't sleep with her? 401 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,218 Tell me. 402 00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,869 Because flirting is automatic, not emotion. 403 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,974 Yeah, that is right and she's a knucklehead. 404 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,644 Why am I gonna get emotional over some knucklehead for, huh? 405 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,346 Knucklehead's can't measure up to the future 406 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,181 that you and I were building. I didn't sleep with Justine 407 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,750 because I believed in us. 408 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,319 I didn't hit it for the same reason 409 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,820 that you never cheated on me. 410 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,057 What? 411 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,697 This is gonna be a tough midterm. 412 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,764 Not if we've done our jobs right. 413 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,168 We both teach sixth grade, but I don't think 414 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,270 as much of my students as you do. 415 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,038 This shit is hard. 416 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,908 Jason, it's just a midterm. 417 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,311 You want some more tea? 418 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,854 You know it shouldn't be a crime to challenge sixth graders. 419 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,157 That's what I teach my students, what do you teach yours? 420 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,394 Mostly what their rights are 421 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,464 if ever they're held by the police. 422 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,069 So where's Nate tonight? 423 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,238 DJing some college party. 424 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,339 But it's Wednesday. 425 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,875 He had his midterms too. 426 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,046 Guess he's letting off some steam with his friends. 427 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,682 You don't want to go? 428 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,386 Please. I'm over it. 429 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,289 These are his college years, let him has his fun. 430 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,459 Oh well, it's great that you also support him. 431 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,495 We have an understanding. 432 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,496 Well he's lucky. 433 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,837 But you deserve to have some fun too. 434 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,574 Right? 435 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:53,277 ♪ One with each rising and setting of the sun ♪ 436 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,180 ♪ Whatever may come, I'm about to have fun ♪ 437 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,648 ♪ Cut my losses, grin it and bear it ♪ 438 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,450 ♪ Rather I bury it, don't force it ♪ 439 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,951 ♪ And won't forfeit ♪ 440 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:19,704 So he starts getting these phone calls 441 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,205 at four in the morning. 442 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,342 I know what's going on, 443 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,679 but what's the point in complaining now? 444 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,582 He's what I deserve. 445 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:38,789 Hey, hey, you don't deserve anything but to be happy. 446 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,563 We don't even talk about marriage anymore. 447 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,934 You're engaged? 448 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,037 I'm getting married this summer. 449 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,273 Happy? 450 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:02,813 Very. 451 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,272 That's some slutty shit! 452 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,541 I hate you! Obviously! 453 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,343 Oh sure, now you want tea. 454 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,412 Well at least I don't have to smoke or drink 455 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,447 at all hours of the day like some people. 456 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,883 No, only when you're cheating on some people! 457 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,485 I didn't cheat, I was retaliating! 458 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,792 Get the hell out of here? 459 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,527 She said that? 460 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,361 How? 461 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,562 How? 462 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,230 Because you slept with Justine in our bed. 463 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,749 What? 464 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,267 You just said that you know I didn't sleep with Justine. 465 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,701 I didn't know that at the time 466 00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,204 and even if it wasn't Justine, there were others Nate, 467 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,306 in other beds, don't lie to me. 468 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,641 There were others. 469 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,343 Oh! 470 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,047 She flipped it like that? 471 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,451 Yup. Yo real talk. 472 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,686 I didn't think she had it in her like that. 473 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,490 And she knows that nothing happened with Justine? 474 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,058 Yeah. 475 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,126 But she gave this guy some trim 476 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,661 to get back at you for screwing her? 477 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,562 Yeah. 478 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,732 And she definitely fucked him in your bed? 479 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:29,600 Yes. 480 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,435 She washed the sheets? 481 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:32,269 Yeah, she must have dude, I didn't even 482 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,471 know about it till yesterday. 483 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,139 Whoa! 484 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,377 Hey, see that's how they do. 485 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,513 Hell, Nate, how do you keep from 486 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,015 blowing your brains out man? 487 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,617 That's some ruthless shit that she did there. 488 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:47,518 No it ain't. 489 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,787 It's justice. 490 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,255 Are you serious, Lou? 491 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,524 Your boy got played. 492 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,428 Look, you're my man 50-stacks-shirt-off-my-back, 493 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,929 but you know was dead wrong for messing 494 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,365 with that young girl or any of them girls for that matter. 495 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,867 You're supposed to be in here getting your life together, 496 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,101 trying to get up out the shop, 497 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,536 but instead you running around here 498 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:08,138 like you're on Love and Hip Hop. That's your problem. 499 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,657 You know what your problem is? 500 00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:11,175 You think you can solve everything with your stupid rhymes. 501 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,676 Whether it happened or not, 502 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,812 you wanted me to think that you fucked 503 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,947 or could have fucked those stupid college girls. 504 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,682 That is what your ego is about, 505 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,184 making yourself believe you have a big dick 506 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,453 and making me feel like shit. 507 00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:24,288 How can they be stupid if they're in college? 508 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,624 I was stupid in college. 509 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,791 What? 510 00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,126 You know what? 511 00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,460 Maybe I wouldn't have to cheat if every time 512 00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,997 we had sex you didn't have to wait for it to be over. 513 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,365 I wouldn't have to cheated if you didn't smell 514 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,233 like Patchouli, Hennessy and weed every time 515 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,368 you climbed on top of me. 516 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,802 That doesn't even matter. 517 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,204 You brought another dude here. 518 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,740 You shouldn't be moving out, I should be kicking you out. 519 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,843 And what should have been the final straw for me? 520 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,279 How many chances did I give you before Justine? 521 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,850 Nothing happened with Justine. 522 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:57,755 What about April, Lexi, Cinnamon? 523 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,526 Oh yeah yeah, I know about her, 524 00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:06,864 that you put a part of your body into the mouth 525 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,234 of someone named Cinnamon. 526 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,070 I don't even know how I can look at you. 527 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,506 How'd you find out about that? 528 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,709 What is that? You didn't win anything, 529 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,444 you just slept with a married man. 530 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:21,912 Engaged. 531 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,681 Same difference, he's married now. 532 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,916 Well, it was only once and that's something 533 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,719 that Jason and his wife will have to figure out. 534 00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:31,388 This is the same woman that teaches children. 535 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,390 How do you get to judge me after what you did? 536 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:37,094 I get to judge you after five years of cheating on me. 537 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,295 Yeah, for all you know, all my cheating 538 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:41,865 was exaggerated, but what you did was premeditated. 539 00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:42,700 No. 540 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,068 Yeah, yeah, that's what you do, 541 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,036 you just brought him over here to seduce you. 542 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,338 No. 543 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,639 I know what you do, you find some little idiot 544 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:50,274 off the banana boat and you bide your time 545 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,710 and then you claws into, your fangs into him. 546 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,445 I know how that works. 547 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,947 I didn't bring him over here to seduce him. 548 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,717 I knew that he would try to seduce me 549 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,051 and I figured I'd just let the chips fall 550 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,953 wherever they may fall and-- 551 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,322 That's some whore shit. Whore! Whore! 552 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,992 Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon! 553 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,628 ♪ Day-O Day-O Day-O ♪ 554 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,229 It doesn't matter what you say about Justine, 555 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,964 you're a liar, I didn't just get 556 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,066 pictures off your phone, stupid. 557 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:19,570 You know what? 558 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,138 Good, get the fuck out of here. 559 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,507 I'm gonna need you to move your stuff off my desk. 560 00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,742 Don't worry I'm moving it. 561 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,410 I've been asking you all week so-- 562 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,812 Hey, I said I'm moving it, you're still packing. 563 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,948 Well now I'm kinda in a hurry. 564 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,491 What took you so long? 565 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,593 I told you I wanted to be out by noon. 566 00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:45,529 Talk to Cora, I was ready. 567 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,364 She had me waiting outside her place for like 45 minutes. 568 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,533 I didn't know what to wear. 569 00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:52,102 We're moving dusty boxes, does it matter? 570 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,004 They're dusty boxes? 571 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,006 Okay do you have a shirt I can borrow? 572 00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,610 Look if I get a ticket, you're paying it. 573 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:01,445 I told you I would, didn't I? 574 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,480 Look, that's my mother-in-law's van, 575 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:04,481 I finally got her liking me. 576 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,616 I don't need you messing that up. 577 00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:06,984 You know how hard it is to get 578 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,453 a Dominican mother-in-law to like a black dude? 579 00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,089 That shit is muy difficulto. 580 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,161 Damn, you got mad shit up in here. 581 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,062 Will it fit? 582 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,247 Well, we gonna make it fit, 583 00:28:20,248 --> 00:28:21,464 because I ain't coming back here. 584 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,367 - Melissa, shirt? - Come on. 585 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:26,537 Hi, Nate. 586 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,906 Yo kiss my ass, Cora. 587 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:31,208 - Ah shit. - Yeah shit. 588 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,343 What'd you tell her, what'd you tell her? 589 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,179 I told her the truth. 590 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,214 That what, Justine was suspicious? 591 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,684 She was, it was, the whole thing was suspicious. 592 00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:42,486 Why, we're working together? 593 00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,221 Why did you have to work here? 594 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:48,826 Because study group, that's why. 595 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,060 Yo, is this desk coming with-- 596 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,462 I'm moving it, damn. 597 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,131 The fuck is he talking to? 598 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,401 You told her to check the sheets. 599 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,036 That's what I would have done in her situation. 600 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:00,904 But you're never in her situation, 601 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:01,839 because you don't get attached. 602 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,708 And this is why, the pain. 603 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,010 Men are pigs and you're a man, so... 604 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:08,212 This is what you're listening to. 605 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,848 Nate, at the very least you should not have been 606 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,884 studying alone with another woman in the apartment 607 00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,786 you share with girlfriend. 608 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,521 I mean come on, dude, did you not think 609 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,490 that will make her feel uncomfortable? 610 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,192 Okay. 611 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,262 I'm sorry. 612 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,764 Thank you. 613 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,031 We can agree on something. 614 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,367 Nothing happened with Justine. 615 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,469 Says you, why don't you tell her that shit, 616 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,371 you tell her all my other business in the street, 617 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,939 why don't you tell her that shit? 618 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,107 Tell her. 619 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,309 His story actually makes sense. 620 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,577 - In your face! - Okay, well what 621 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,779 about the sheets? 622 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,280 Don't worry about my sheets. 623 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,149 You keep your mind out of my sheets. 624 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,567 I don't worry about the sheets? 625 00:29:46,568 --> 00:29:47,984 No, you don't worry about, no we don't gotta 626 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:48,952 talk about my sheets anymore. 627 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,621 Fine, well what-- Point is you were wrong. 628 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,756 - Whatever, whatever. - You were wrong. 629 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,925 Whatever, you won one, congratulations Nate. 630 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,460 Why can't you just mind your own business? 631 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,495 She's my best friend, she is my business. 632 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,497 So why don't you get some facts before you 633 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,566 spread out advice like diarrhea? 634 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,068 I don't understand Nate. 635 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,970 Are you angry because we were right 636 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,639 that you did have another woman here 637 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,240 or that I care about my friend? 638 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,947 Get out of my house, you first, quickly, 639 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,816 get the fuck out. Now. 640 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:19,783 He's gonna change his tone. 641 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,585 He's gonna stop cussing at me. 642 00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,026 What? 643 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,795 I'm not gonna miss you. 644 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:32,996 Ted, we were never fucking. 645 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,966 Yeah, because I never liked you. 646 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,101 I'm pretty sure that's not the only reason. 647 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,772 I mean she helps you get on your feet 648 00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:44,608 and you repay her by messing around with sluts. 649 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,043 They're called students. 650 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,613 I don't know what took us so long 651 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:54,685 to see that you are cocky, narcissistic, no talent nobody. 652 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:59,289 You're nothing but a pretend DJ and a terrible barber. 653 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,992 I ain't forget how you fucked up my head. 654 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,127 If my mother was alive to see what a piece of shit 655 00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,796 my sister wound up with, 656 00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:08,131 she'd never stop stabbing her eyes out. 657 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,836 Are you gonna help me move this shit, 658 00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:14,204 so you can hurry up and get back to the top 659 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,907 of the Empire State Building, motherfucker? 660 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:19,843 You look like the fifth Ninja Turtle, the brown one. 661 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,979 Yeah, get that one, move that shit Kong. 662 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,417 Girl, I lent this to you like a year ago. 663 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,819 Well now you have it back. 664 00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:30,721 I wanted to get your clothes dirty. 665 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,528 What's wrong? 666 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,797 How am I any different from Nate? 667 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:43,901 If he didn't really sleep with that chick 668 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:47,537 then me and Jason, that was for nothing. 669 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,206 No it wasn't. 670 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:53,176 Girl, Jason is hot, Nate is like a three. 671 00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:56,179 Why did I even listen to you? 672 00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:58,015 Revenge fucking, what am I, 19? 673 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,384 Okay, I'm sorry I was wrong about 674 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,152 one thing, I'm not perfect. 675 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,022 But you wouldn't stop talking about it, 676 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,156 so I know you had fun. 677 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,594 I couldn't stop talking about it because I felt guilty. 678 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,463 Yeah right, guilty, #humblebrag. 679 00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:21,104 So nothing happened with her? 680 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,673 Who, Justine? 681 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:24,942 No. 682 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:26,643 So you're honestly going to stand there 683 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:27,978 and tell us that you've never been 684 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,947 with any other woman besides Melissa? 685 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,151 Nah, you know what's-- 686 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,486 No, don't worry about what I know. 687 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,822 We're concerned with what I don't know. 688 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,891 Because if you can actually say no, 689 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,959 then maybe we were wrong and this can be worked out. 690 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,498 All right, well once. 691 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,167 - Once? - See? 692 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,736 Cinnamon, Cinnamon I told you about her. 693 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,471 Yeah, yeah that's why you're admitting it. 694 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,907 Cinnamon?!? You fucked a stripper is what you're saying. 695 00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:58,125 She's a stripper. 696 00:32:58,126 --> 00:32:59,342 First of all, she's not a stripper. 697 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:02,346 She goes to church every Sunday and it was once. 698 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:03,981 Once. 699 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,082 - Really? - Yeah. 700 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,185 Because I vividly remember seeing you 701 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,288 at a bar in Williamsburg flirting with 702 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,291 some Asian chick in a Mets cap. 703 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:18,328 You disappeared into the bathroom for like 15 minutes. 704 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,765 I saw you, but you definitely didn't see me. 705 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,634 - Okay, maybe twice. - Twice? 706 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,837 - Oh. - Ain't shit motherfucker. 707 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,138 - That's what I'm saying. - Three, four, five, six. 708 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:28,972 What did I tell you about this guy? 709 00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:29,806 Why? What? 710 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,174 I told you-- The whole time 711 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,342 he was lying. - Want to give it 712 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,263 to me that I don't know? - This is not what 713 00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:34,183 mommy would have wanted. - All right, don't even 714 00:33:34,184 --> 00:33:35,103 go there right now. - You slept with some 715 00:33:35,104 --> 00:33:36,023 hard heads. - Look at him. 716 00:33:36,024 --> 00:33:36,943 You don't listen. - Ganging up on me for. 717 00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,048 Hi Nate. - What's up man? 718 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,317 Yeah, sure. 719 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,552 See man that's the thing about you, right? 720 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:44,788 You can't be trusted, first it's once, 721 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:47,057 then it's twice, then it's just an Asian chick 722 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,558 in a bar bathroom. 723 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,993 - What's up, Mosey? - What's up, man? 724 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:53,030 - Did I come at a bad time? - No no, fuck these ghosts. 725 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,667 - Want some of this? - Yeah man, I'll hit that. 726 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,102 Want to borrow something else? 727 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:02,639 Oh, man, if I could... 728 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,541 Yeah, man hit them stacks. 729 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:09,513 Ooh, I can't wait till we get rid of you. 730 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,081 See you're a piece of shit man, 731 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,249 you've got piece of shit friends. 732 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,083 Whoa whoa. - And you like 733 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,418 piece of shit girls. 734 00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:17,487 Yo, you should take that back man, 735 00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:19,222 because I love your sister. 736 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,826 Pssh, doubt it, you only seem to love yourself. 737 00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:23,660 Ted, you don't even know what the fuck 738 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:24,995 you're talking about man. 739 00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:25,829 Hey get the fuck out of my way. 740 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:26,662 She's not no saint, now what you telling 741 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,198 my boy Ted here? 742 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,732 Gotta all up in the clouds, she ain't no saint, dude. 743 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,368 Word? - Yeah, that's right. 744 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:32,653 You know what she did? 745 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:33,937 She brought another dude back here to fuck him. 746 00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,505 That's right, son. 747 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,773 Oh, you didn't know about that. 748 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,208 You didn't tell Ted all about this shit? 749 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,944 Yeah, she got another dude back here to fuck him 750 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,946 all because she thought that I cheated on her, 751 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:45,115 which I did not, everyone should know that 752 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,284 I did not cheat on her, that shit should be canon by now. 753 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,385 Nate, just shut up. 754 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:49,786 What, what, Ted wants to make judgements, 755 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,521 he should make all the judgments. 756 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:53,457 She slept with some guy? 757 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,624 That's right. 758 00:34:56,462 --> 00:35:00,263 So I'm supposed to be on your side now? 759 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,533 Yeah, she's stupid. 760 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,603 Look man, I love her too, but she's stupid 761 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,105 for sticking around with 762 00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,273 your poot butt ass for so damn long. 763 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:14,544 Look man, she's a lady and you like club hos. 764 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:17,314 Club? 765 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,316 This nigger, club hos? 766 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,985 Look man, we knew this wasn't going to last, right? 767 00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:23,987 Some clown that she met in the subway, 768 00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:26,523 look she would have been better off with the rats. 769 00:35:29,061 --> 00:35:31,094 Oh pump your breaks, nigger, subway, 770 00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:32,762 the fuck you talking about, you told, 771 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,732 you told him we met on the subway? 772 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:42,572 How long are we staying? 773 00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,908 - As long as you want. - I want to leave now. 774 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:48,478 No stop it, come on we're gonna have fun, yas? 775 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,247 You made it! 776 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,518 Of course, where's your boy? 777 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,685 Over there. 778 00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,588 My niggas! 779 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,860 Okay, birthday boy getting funky. 780 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,933 You ladies want some drinks? 781 00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:11,501 They got bottled beer? 782 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,303 I think they got a Corona or something. 783 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,071 I'll take one of those. Unopened. 784 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,774 Okay. For you? 785 00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:23,380 Just give me something special, surprise me. 786 00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,048 All right, I'll be back. 787 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,951 Just give me something special. 788 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:28,952 You're just asking to get roofied. 789 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,020 Just being nice. 790 00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,321 You hardly know him. 791 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:32,856 What is your problem? 792 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,724 You said you would try to have a good time tonight. 793 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,626 And you told me we were going to a movie. 794 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:41,698 This is better, come on, chill out, mingle. 795 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,803 Or you can just call him back and tell him 796 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,222 that you've changed your mind 797 00:36:49,223 --> 00:36:50,639 and that you'll marry him and move to Cleveland. 798 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,709 - Columbus. - What? 799 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,212 Vincent wants to get married and move to Columbus. 800 00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,913 How is that better? 801 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,218 Dranks, dranks, dranks. Mm. 802 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:06,456 Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 803 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,360 Once upon a time in Kings County Hospital, 804 00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,762 a black boy was born, 805 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:16,833 this boy is all Brooklyn, he's all black. 806 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:21,605 His is Bud Baxter. Today's his birthday! 807 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,941 I don't know a single motherfucker here, 808 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,576 but I love you all tonight. 809 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,279 Thanks for showin' love. 810 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,587 ♪ Shawty ♪ 811 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,090 ♪ Shawty ♪ 812 00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,259 ♪ Shawty ♪ 813 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,928 ♪ Shawty ♪ 814 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:48,298 ♪ Shawty ♪ 815 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,634 ♪ Shawty ♪ 816 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,969 ♪ Shawty ♪ 817 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:57,040 ♪ Shawty ♪ 818 00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:01,478 ♪ Shawty, Shawty, Shawty ♪ 819 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,884 ♪ Shawty moves so dangerous ♪ 820 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,053 ♪ I can't explain it ♪ 821 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:12,422 ♪ She make it all feel painless ♪ 822 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:15,425 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good ♪ 823 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,927 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good ♪ 824 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:20,463 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good ♪ 825 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,566 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good ♪ 826 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,675 What up? 827 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,009 Happy birthday. 828 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:36,413 Oh, you know what, thanks. 829 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,448 Shouldn't you be DJing? 830 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,784 Yeah, but you know I'm tired, 831 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,752 I've been doing this all night, I haven't even had 832 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,988 a chance to have my little birthday beer yet, 833 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,524 so they all just chill and listen to Shuffle. 834 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:50,327 It's a nice party. 835 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:52,762 Really? 836 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,432 I don't even know these people. 837 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,166 - But you are the birth-- - No no, you see, 838 00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:02,238 Instagram, Facebook, Chemistry.com, MySpace, 839 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,974 people just want to know where the open bar is. 840 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:08,712 Well I'm not on my MySpace, Facebook or Instagram. 841 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:10,080 You're not on Instagram?!? 842 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,783 Damn. 843 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,718 My friend Cora. 844 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:17,887 I don't know who that is. 845 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,255 She came with Trent? 846 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,926 He said he was your boy. 847 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:28,164 No, no, I just didn't want to celebrate 30 alone. 848 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:31,134 Well, that's depressing. You sure don't know 849 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,236 anyone else at this party? 850 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:39,542 Um, I know those two guys over there look like barbers. 851 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,813 Uh, I know that guy. 852 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:48,284 Oh. Well, I'm Melissa. 853 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,823 Now I know you. I'm Nate. 854 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,260 Why don't you tell me something about yourself, Melissa? 855 00:39:57,262 --> 00:40:01,931 Well, I really love teaching. 856 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:06,069 I'm a really good swimmer and I don't know how to drive. 857 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,105 Okay. 858 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,142 Tell me something about yourself. 859 00:40:15,347 --> 00:40:18,081 I'm very lazy. 860 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,349 And I'm very high class. 861 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:21,317 I love to eat. 862 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,119 That's it? 863 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,956 I'm also pretty close to my mother. 864 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:28,758 Ah. 865 00:40:33,365 --> 00:40:35,932 ♪ I can't explain it ♪ 866 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,935 ♪ She make it all feel painless ♪ 867 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,371 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good ♪ 868 00:40:41,373 --> 00:40:43,807 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good ♪ 869 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,309 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good ♪ 870 00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:47,911 ♪ Looking for good times, ♪ 871 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:50,880 ♪ Looking for good times, looking for good times ♪ 872 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,782 ♪ She said the love affair's over folks ♪ 873 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,485 ♪ He found another one just to hold her close ♪ 874 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,654 ♪ After all the lies and trouble though ♪ 875 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,923 ♪ He broke her hurt and now we're stuck on four below ♪ 876 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,892 ♪ She says she wants to lose it just hold her ♪ 877 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,294 Melissa, wait. 878 00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:23,346 So like normally when I would see like art on a wall 879 00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,815 I would be like put it in a frame, but like 880 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,586 I'm okay with this, like this isn't tacky, you know 881 00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:32,989 I think it's like the composition you know. 882 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,791 - Yeah. - So do you do you 883 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:35,925 live here by yourself? 884 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:37,994 Yeah. 885 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:43,166 Yeah, I like love this neighborhood. 886 00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,002 How do you even afford this? 887 00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,838 I grew up here. 888 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,442 My mom owns this place, so I'm never gonna leave. 889 00:41:52,444 --> 00:41:55,778 Shit, well you let me know if you want a roommate. 890 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:57,680 All right. 891 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,108 It's empty, do you mind? 892 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,243 No doubt. 893 00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,747 - Melissa? - I'm good. 894 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:31,648 Okay. 895 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,388 This is you, kid. 896 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,790 Don't fuck it up, they want it. 897 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,526 - What are you doing? - What? 898 00:42:43,528 --> 00:42:44,761 - Leave. - Are you kidding? 899 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:48,264 Do you see the chemistry that we have? 900 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,367 You've trained for this, pace yourself. 901 00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:52,502 You have a guy. 902 00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:57,206 Yeah, well he turned out to be a loser, so... 903 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,008 And you only discovered this after having 904 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,044 your tongue down his throat all night? 905 00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:02,845 How else you gonna find out? 906 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:05,014 But who gets you first? 907 00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,382 I mean what if I die during it? 908 00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,585 I mean they're both pretty hot, like an eight, 909 00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:11,187 but what if they die during it? 910 00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:13,323 I'm pretty hot, like a nine. 911 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,125 I can't handle no dead bodies. 912 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,294 He didn't even invite you back here. 913 00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:19,963 You just glommed on. 914 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:21,631 Oh, he wants me here, believe that. 915 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,466 Yeah, the way you're throwing it at him. 916 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:26,469 I don't have to throw all of this. 917 00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:28,237 What's wrong with you? 918 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,307 You don't even like Cora how did she get back here? 919 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,109 Damn, these chicks stick together. 920 00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:37,213 Oh shit, it's a cock block. 921 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:39,983 Damn it, I walked into another cock block. 922 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,651 All right girl it's time for you to go. 923 00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:46,422 Okay, I will let you have this one, 924 00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,491 only because you never have any fun. 925 00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:50,059 I'm sure you'll make it up by fucking 926 00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:52,328 someone after church tomorrow. 927 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,897 Ah you see how you got bitch in you? 928 00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:57,967 That's why you about to have dick in you! 929 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,476 Who says that? 930 00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,440 Gave it up on the first night son! 931 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:54,724 Two out of three holes right there, your sister. 932 00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:56,159 Why are you playing with my man Ted like that? 933 00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,126 He don't know what a freak you are? 934 00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:59,362 Yo, you better shut the fuck up man. 935 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:00,563 What are you saying, man? 936 00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:01,998 What are you saying? 937 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,833 That's what she did, that's what we're talking about, 938 00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:04,834 that's what you wanted to know. 939 00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,969 Yo Ted, it was just sex from the giddy up, 940 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:09,405 straight up jump street, you know why? 941 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:12,442 Because that's how I role man, that's what Bud Baxter do. 942 00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:15,311 Man, shut the fuck up. 943 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:16,396 What the fuck is wrong with you nigger? 944 00:45:16,397 --> 00:45:17,480 Oh now, I got this shit, I got this shit, no man, 945 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:19,749 what's up, you want to step, step to me man. 946 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:20,583 I'll take both you out motherfuckers. 947 00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:21,618 Oh really? 948 00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:22,652 Let me explain something to you Ted, 949 00:45:22,654 --> 00:45:24,854 mixing it up, meet some couple of hotty pants, 950 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,155 they want to get in your fucking pants, 951 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,490 you bring them back to your apartment, 952 00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:28,725 show them that's exposed brick, 953 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:32,095 they get all fucking wet. Those panties come off, nigger. 954 00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:33,396 - Shut the fuck up. - Nate! 955 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,164 What, don't even act like I wasn't gonna get 956 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:38,901 that threesome, that shit was on the fucking table. 957 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:40,236 I could have had you both upside down on a sex swing-- 958 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,387 - Nate! - Shut up Nate! 959 00:45:41,388 --> 00:45:42,537 But it turned into a respectful butt naked 960 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:44,407 sex for two because your sister has such morals. 961 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,241 My dude! 962 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,075 What! 963 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:49,145 - Ted, Ted, no. - Fuck you. 964 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,950 My dude, you almost had the triple cheeseburger. 965 00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:56,252 With a best friend. 966 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,287 You my hero now. 967 00:45:58,289 --> 00:46:00,356 Mosey, why you ain't say nothing? 968 00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,558 I found out when the fight jumped off. 969 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,063 Nate, if I was you, I'd lead with that. 970 00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:07,964 Why? 971 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,100 We giving niggers credit for almost now? 972 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,937 If that's the case I can almost hook you up with Deez. 973 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,540 Deez who? 974 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:18,908 - Deez nuts in your mouth! - Oh! 975 00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:24,547 - Got you, Chest! - Deez nuts, deez nuts. 976 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,414 But you, seriously though, 977 00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:27,750 so did he wear your out or what? 978 00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:29,285 Are you serious dude? 979 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,921 Why would you automatically assume that I got my ass kicked? 980 00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:33,389 You cut hair. 981 00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:36,092 So what's your saying is, if I hadn't left 982 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:39,462 your birthday party early, I could have taken Cora home? 983 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,597 Home to do what? 984 00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:43,299 To show her pictures of you and Jesus 985 00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,468 at prom together you old motherfucker? 986 00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,974 You know what to be honest with you man. 987 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,243 Even if you would have married ol' girl, 988 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:56,345 you and her brother would have never got along. 989 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,246 To be honest, y'all probably 990 00:46:57,248 --> 00:46:58,481 should have locked hands months ago. 991 00:46:58,483 --> 00:46:59,849 Facts. 992 00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,784 - That's what you get punk. - Ted stop. 993 00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:04,787 Bro calm down man or it's gonna be you and me next time. 994 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:06,022 I ain't got a glass jaw. 995 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:08,391 - What the fuck? - Call them like I see them. 996 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:11,994 You know what, I'm calling the cops. 997 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,797 - No you're not. - Oh yes I am. 998 00:47:14,799 --> 00:47:15,731 To hell with that. 999 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,734 You can't do that, you know I got a warrant. 1000 00:47:23,775 --> 00:47:25,041 I'm calling them, you don't live here, 1001 00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:26,609 bring your big ass brother in here to fuck me up, 1002 00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:29,545 no no no you all going down, hell with that shit. 1003 00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:35,785 You broke my phone, motherfucker! 1004 00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:37,186 You're paying for that shit, you know that right? 1005 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,888 Fuck you! 1006 00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,289 - I'll pay for it. - Really? 1007 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,391 You're gonna by some more shit for this man? 1008 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:43,326 - Not now. - Oh please 1009 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:46,329 shut the fuck up! Shut up! 1010 00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:48,965 Can y'all let me go now, huh? 1011 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:50,333 Bro, you gonna calm down? 1012 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:54,604 Yeah, I'm good Hov. Damn, Jigga Man. 1013 00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,407 Baby Gap shopping ass nigger. 1014 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,647 Let's just stop talking okay? 1015 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,324 Listen man, you want me to hang around 1016 00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:17,260 in case he starts tripping again? 1017 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:19,245 No man, I got this I can handle it. 1018 00:48:19,246 --> 00:48:21,229 No actually you don't, that's why I'm asking you. 1019 00:48:23,268 --> 00:48:25,401 His knuckles have had enough. 1020 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:29,739 Listen man, if he starts tripping again, don't call me. 1021 00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,074 All right, you know what you do to defend yourself? 1022 00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:34,777 Pull your dick out. 1023 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,980 What? 1024 00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:38,381 Pull your dick and your balls out. 1025 00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:39,749 That's right, nobody want to fight 1026 00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:42,285 motherfucker got their dick out. 1027 00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:43,552 Some motherfuckers tried to jack me one night, 1028 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:44,754 you know what I did? 1029 00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:46,822 Pulled my dick out, right on them, 1030 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:50,192 that's right, scattered like roaches. 1031 00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:51,861 Nobody gonna fight you with your dick out, man. 1032 00:48:51,863 --> 00:48:53,529 - All right? - All right. 1033 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,197 Take care of yourself man. 1034 00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,966 - Got you. - All right. Thank you. 1035 00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:57,400 Love you, boy. 1036 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:21,924 Just pick up the other stuff. 1037 00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,092 I don't need your help, Nate. 1038 00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:25,361 You want to get out of here sooner or not? 1039 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,772 Next time you want to give someone advice, 1040 00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,307 why don't you tell her to get some movers? 1041 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,809 My advice is not the reason 1042 00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:42,244 you cheated on Melissa, so we're clear. 1043 00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,416 Can't you stop? 1044 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:48,651 We could have worked this out, 1045 00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:49,618 you could have just kept your mouth shut. 1046 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,320 Kept my mouth shut for what? 1047 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,389 For a man who doesn't respect my friend? 1048 00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:57,660 Where do you get that from? Shit like that. 1049 00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,961 Do you think it was appropriate 1050 00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:01,697 for you to tell her brother anything about her sex life? 1051 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:03,599 Okay, I get it, so you both to get to put me on blast 1052 00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:05,301 but I can't say anything about her 1053 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:06,869 and that dude in my own bed? 1054 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:07,703 And you don't have to make up 1055 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:09,405 that shit about the threesome. 1056 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:13,109 The fuck did I make up? That shit was gonna happen. 1057 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:15,811 Don't flatter yourself, Nate. Please, 1058 00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,613 she tells me everything. 1059 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:18,881 I already know you pop quicker 1060 00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,983 than a bag of Orville Redenbacher. 1061 00:50:20,985 --> 00:50:22,451 There was never any chance of 1062 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,487 us hooking up, I can assure you. 1063 00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:26,355 I seen you do a lot worse than me. 1064 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,960 Yeah, but you'll never do better than Melissa. 1065 00:50:30,962 --> 00:50:32,294 You know what, you don't know what's gonna happen, 1066 00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,462 the whole fucking thing is random, 1067 00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:35,564 I could have hooked up with you that night 1068 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,383 and then right now I'd be breaking up with your ass. 1069 00:50:37,384 --> 00:50:39,201 No no no, I would have dumped you much sooner. 1070 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,637 No doubt, but that doesn't mean you get to stand here 1071 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:44,206 and put a hex on my whole damn future love life. 1072 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,243 For the record Nate, I don't hate you. 1073 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,813 I don't think I was asking. 1074 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:56,318 I know somewhere deep in your black twisted heart 1075 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,220 you actually tried to be good to her. 1076 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:02,758 Oh, thanks, that's very generous of you. 1077 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,560 I heard about the good stuff too. 1078 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,795 Ooh nice. 1079 00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:08,898 It's just this thing you guys do now, 1080 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,934 where like, you want to be kids forever 1081 00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:16,238 and you wear T-shirts and go to superhero movies 1082 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,408 on opening night instead of watching the news 1083 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,278 or reading a book, it's just really shitty 1084 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,013 for a woman who want to be with real men. 1085 00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:26,382 You saying I'm not a man? 1086 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:29,118 No, obviously you're a man, 1087 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,388 but what was your father doing at 35? 1088 00:51:32,390 --> 00:51:33,456 Or your grandfather? 1089 00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:36,092 I bet I wouldn't even question their manhood 1090 00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:37,793 and I don't even know the dudes. 1091 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:43,933 Maybe you will meet a woman as great as Melissa 1092 00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,635 and maybe she'll meet a guy that she loves 1093 00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:47,970 as much as she loves you. 1094 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:51,107 Except he'll be a man all the time, 1095 00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:53,109 not just when it's convenient for him. 1096 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,945 Shit, maybe you'll both do better 1097 00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,847 and stop sucking at everything. 1098 00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:04,854 You're not a bad guy Nate, you're just a bad boyfriend. 1099 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,094 I should probably go see if they need help 1100 00:52:12,096 --> 00:52:13,429 rearranging the van or something. 1101 00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:16,332 Yeah I doubt it and are you gonna take a box? 1102 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:17,233 Nope. 1103 00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,179 I don't think that's what these bowls are for. 1104 00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:32,515 Oh sorry. It's okay, 1105 00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:36,452 but let's eat this looks really good, you did a great job. 1106 00:52:36,454 --> 00:52:40,456 Thank you, I was trying to impress you a little bit. 1107 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:45,361 So what should we do after dinner? 1108 00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,097 Oh, whatever you want to do. 1109 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,367 You don't have to work? 1110 00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:53,502 No, this whole evening is just for you. 1111 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,339 I mean I was thinking of playing fewer parties anyway. 1112 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:02,344 Why, Nate, you might actually convince me 1113 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,513 you're ready to settle down. 1114 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,414 Oh snap. 1115 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:09,652 What do you I have to convince you like still? 1116 00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:11,453 What do you think all of this is? 1117 00:53:11,455 --> 00:53:14,456 Now listen lady, we are not married or anything, 1118 00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:17,560 but we have bills together, our credit is intertwined. 1119 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,230 I gave you my Netflix password. 1120 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,866 I don't just throw that shit around. 1121 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:27,203 - No you right, you right. - You're stuck with me. 1122 00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:32,208 I'm like a tick. I'm gonna give you Lyme disease of love. 1123 00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:33,108 - Ooh. - Yeah. 1124 00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:38,681 This shit is serious. Bonnie and Clyde, 1125 00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:41,684 Mary J and Method Man. 1126 00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:43,152 Ooh, that's some real love right there. 1127 00:53:43,154 --> 00:53:44,053 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1128 00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:45,588 - Okay. - Can you handle that? 1129 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:46,889 - Mm-hmm. - All right, 1130 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,124 Faith Evans and Biggie. 1131 00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:51,660 Don't die. 1132 00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,162 - Well, don't kill me. - Ooh. 1133 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:03,839 You like rocking these huh? 1134 00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:07,343 - You like them. - Yes, I do like them, 1135 00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:09,845 you look damn sexy in them. 1136 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:12,081 I just don't want you wearing them to school 1137 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,018 because some big ass sixth grader might make you his woman. 1138 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,186 Some of those sixth graders 1139 00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:19,021 don't take no for an answer. 1140 00:54:19,023 --> 00:54:20,589 I doubt you could take them. 1141 00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:22,958 What? 1142 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,593 That's how it is, you would just up 1143 00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:27,263 and leave me for some kid. 1144 00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:29,298 I mean, what can I say? 1145 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,066 I'm a vampire. 1146 00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,334 They trust you. 1147 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:38,741 I didn't know that I was gonna be with a vampire. 1148 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:44,546 Oh ho ho. 1149 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:48,150 Nice. 1150 00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:50,352 I figured it was better than your other backpack. 1151 00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:54,657 It's great, thank you, I love it. Here. 1152 00:54:57,828 --> 00:54:59,395 Ah. 1153 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:13,342 Yeah, I saw you looking at them, so... 1154 00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:18,747 Yeah, I was looking at them because-- 1155 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,683 Wait, you don't like them? 1156 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:23,085 No, that's not true, they're great. 1157 00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:26,955 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1158 00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,792 - Ah! - Ah, Happy New Year! 1159 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:32,961 - Happy new year. - Thank you. 1160 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,196 Oh this is 1161 00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:38,367 ew, no, where's the Hennessy, where's the Hennessy? 1162 00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:41,103 - No this is-- - Oh oh, why? 1163 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:42,004 What? 1164 00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,306 You drink this shit? - You gotta upgrade 1165 00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:45,674 your palate. - Uh uh. 1166 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,616 Classy. 1167 00:55:54,618 --> 00:55:56,352 You don't know that at all. 1168 00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:57,786 I think that's where your energy comes from. 1169 00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,688 That's the source of my energy? 1170 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:00,856 Yeah. 1171 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,291 It's all in the shoulder. 1172 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,201 What are you doing? Come on! 1173 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,410 We're almost done. 1174 00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:24,146 I'm sorry, I just need a moment. 1175 00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,583 You better not be changing your mind. 1176 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,621 I'm not, I'm just I'm really gonna miss this neighborhood. 1177 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:39,895 I swear I don't see what's so special about it. 1178 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,365 It's historical, I ever tell you 1179 00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:44,867 that Shirley Chisholm lived around the corner? 1180 00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,935 - Nah. - And Laurence Fishburne. 1181 00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,671 At least that's what one of the neighbors told me. 1182 00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:52,274 So you stuck on this place because Cornbread, Earl and Me 1183 00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:54,009 used to live out here? 1184 00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:56,245 That's cool and all, but I don't really care. 1185 00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:58,280 Mamasita Reyes wants her van back by six. 1186 00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,381 I just want to appreciate 1187 00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,216 the history of this neighborhood. 1188 00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:02,384 History is for people that 1189 00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:04,153 are afraid to learn something new. 1190 00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:06,688 Enjoy your new place. 1191 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:10,058 A place I'm gonna go broke paying rent in. 1192 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:11,910 I should have got a roommate. 1193 00:57:11,911 --> 00:57:13,761 At least you saved a ton of money living with this clown. 1194 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:16,265 I pay $450 a month. 1195 00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:19,968 His mom charges him $900 a month to live here? 1196 00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:23,138 I know right, she's actually being nice. 1197 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,807 That's a fact. 1198 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:27,476 Cheap rent in Brooklyn is a powerful aphrodisiac. 1199 00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:32,114 See there you go getting into TMI territory again. 1200 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:34,950 I already learned enough about you today. 1201 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,920 Come on, Cornbread, you help me get this van back by six. 1202 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:39,221 I'll get you a soda pop. 1203 00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:52,301 - Melissa. - What? 1204 00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:54,636 I'm sorry. 1205 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:57,639 I've owed you that for some time. 1206 00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,809 Well, today's not about what I'm owed 1207 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,579 and besides, you don't even know 1208 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:05,414 what you're apologizing for. 1209 00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:09,151 Well, not specifically but I know that I hurt you 1210 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:13,222 I love you and I lost sight of that and 1211 00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:20,362 ya know we made mistakes, I made mistakes, you made mistakes 1212 00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:22,431 but we can still forgive each other 1213 00:58:22,433 --> 00:58:24,800 and I really need you to forgive me right now. 1214 00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:26,034 You have to believe me. 1215 00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:29,338 I do believe you, Nate. 1216 00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:36,678 We're a good match. 1217 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,147 We were once. 1218 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:41,717 When we were fighting, it just came out of nowhere. 1219 00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:44,152 First it was nowhere, then it was everywhere. 1220 00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:46,755 You remember when you first moved here? 1221 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,192 How we used to shower together? 1222 00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:55,631 I don't think I showered alone at all that first year. 1223 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,170 How did that stop? 1224 00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:04,206 - Nate. - Please listen to me. 1225 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,141 Say what? 1226 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,810 I've given you every chance to say anything and everything 1227 00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:10,345 and you know what you've said? 1228 00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:11,713 Nothing. Nothing. 1229 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,049 - I'm saying it now. I-don't want to hear it now. 1230 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,817 What do you want me to do? 1231 00:59:15,819 --> 00:59:16,885 What? - Tell me what you 1232 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,087 want me to do. - I want you to let me go. 1233 00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:25,260 Please, just stay here. 1234 00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:27,362 Why are you moving? 1235 00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:31,800 Nate, we can't live together we tried we failed. 1236 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,771 If you stayed, we can do this. 1237 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,006 That's your big motivational speech? 1238 00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:42,678 Nate, that's crazy and I've spent enough time 1239 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,682 being crazy over you. And, Nate, 1240 00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:50,485 you spent enough time being crazy over me, too. 1241 00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,188 We don't work. 1242 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:55,757 We do work, you're still here, 1243 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:58,126 you're still talking to me, something's keeping you here. 1244 00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,261 You're still holding my hand-- 1245 00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:03,198 Other than that. There's still a chance. 1246 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,133 - Nate, there's no chance. - Really? 1247 01:00:06,604 --> 01:00:09,871 - Even after this morning? - Forget about this morning. 1248 01:00:09,873 --> 01:00:12,441 No, this morning happened, that's... 1249 01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:16,278 You don't feel anything when I'm standing this close to you? 1250 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,280 When I'm holding your hands this way? 1251 01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:22,150 You don't remember this? You don't feel anything? 1252 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:26,254 Why? Stop. Stop! 1253 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:30,926 - You kissed me this morning. - Why are you doing this? 1254 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,461 Maybe that's why you shouldn't leave. 1255 01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:34,563 Maybe I should, if all we're good for 1256 01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:36,298 is three minutes in the bedroom. 1257 01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:39,768 Really? 1258 01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,470 We're not good for three minutes in the bedroom. 1259 01:00:41,472 --> 01:00:45,073 We're good right here, these moments. 1260 01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:47,476 This isn't real? 1261 01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:49,144 This doesn't feel honest? 1262 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,514 This... tell me something honest right now. 1263 01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:55,017 Tell me what you're feeling. 1264 01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:57,052 - Nate I-- - No, just honesty, go. 1265 01:00:59,857 --> 01:01:01,123 I'm gonna miss the floors here. 1266 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,024 Okay. 1267 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,694 - Is it my turn? - Sure. 1268 01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:10,499 - I want to kiss you. - Don't. 1269 01:01:25,616 --> 01:01:29,217 - I said don't. - You don't feel anything? 1270 01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:30,252 I said don't. 1271 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:39,695 What the hell is wrong with you? 1272 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,962 Crying like a baby with shit-stained lollipop? 1273 01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:42,364 This dude. 1274 01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,532 I don't know what I was thinking. 1275 01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:44,833 Yeah, I know what you were thinking 1276 01:01:44,835 --> 01:01:46,368 you were thinking the yellow-faced emoji 1277 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,470 with the hearts for eyes, that's what you were thinking. 1278 01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:49,304 That's what happens when you 1279 01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:51,006 take them goodbye fucks too far. 1280 01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:52,140 Every time. 1281 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,710 Nate, all you young fellows listen up, 1282 01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:57,012 see you all have watched too much Oprah 1283 01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,014 and too many Denzel movies 1284 01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:02,117 and you think you have to be oh sensitive. 1285 01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:04,920 What that get you? 1286 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:09,124 On your face, on your face. 1287 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,927 You two ever been caught up in this kind of mess? 1288 01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:12,894 - No. - No. 1289 01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:19,067 Lying niggers, right there. Both of you, both of you. 1290 01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,171 You never made no mistakes? 1291 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,506 You all perfect? 1292 01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:26,241 I'm on my face, but you're all perfect right? 1293 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,376 - Damn near it. - Uh huh. 1294 01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:30,178 He probably leaving out the part 1295 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,948 where he was on his knees begging. 1296 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:42,023 What did you do? 1297 01:02:42,025 --> 01:02:42,991 That's private. 1298 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,894 Wrong. 1299 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,463 You don't have anything private concerning her anymore. 1300 01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:50,398 He has some nerve. 1301 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,402 So what after some magical kiss you're just supposed to say? 1302 01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:56,238 I did feel something Cora. 1303 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,207 Of course you felt something you're in love. 1304 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,143 - I am. - You're in love, 1305 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:05,714 not captivity. - You're a man, I guess. 1306 01:03:05,716 --> 01:03:09,050 I mean you have men friends, 1307 01:03:09,052 --> 01:03:10,886 if a guy like you can have friends. 1308 01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:13,789 Get on with it. 1309 01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:17,893 See I hope that you have a lot of friends 1310 01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:19,961 because you're gonna need them 1311 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:22,230 to get off a woman like her. 1312 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:27,135 Okay Ted, uh, you know loving your sister is great, 1313 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:29,404 it's very noble and shit, but you are making it 1314 01:03:29,406 --> 01:03:31,339 very creepy right now. 1315 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,942 You know why you'll always be lonely? 1316 01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:35,410 Tell me. 1317 01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:36,545 Why am I leaving? 1318 01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:39,481 How was this any worse than other fight we've had? 1319 01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:40,782 Do you really need a reason? 1320 01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:42,851 Yes, right now I do. 1321 01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:45,187 Just one? Just one. 1322 01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:48,490 You're selfish. He's selfish. 1323 01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:52,661 And a smart woman like her can smell a selfish guy 1324 01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:54,496 like you coming a mile away. 1325 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:55,397 And you're not. 1326 01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:58,867 You give too much. 1327 01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:01,770 Believe me, I should know, I'm selfish, too. 1328 01:04:01,772 --> 01:04:04,573 So then you're gonna be left with the stupid girls 1329 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,542 but you'll get bored with the stupid girls, 1330 01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:10,745 because believe it or not, you're a smart guy, Nate. 1331 01:04:12,115 --> 01:04:13,682 But just because you've made some bad decisions 1332 01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:16,284 doesn't mean you have to live with them, literally. 1333 01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:20,188 So without the dumb girls, what else is there? 1334 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,193 Your mother. 1335 01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:26,494 Possibly. 1336 01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:30,031 I mean a lot of guys do end up with their momma. 1337 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,867 If you don't leave today, you're gonna be counting down 1338 01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:33,869 the days until you have to leave again. 1339 01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:40,976 See look, don't be that guy. 1340 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,379 Not here. 1341 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,047 Be that guy with your friends, 1342 01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:51,753 but here, you don't have any anymore. 1343 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,134 Woo! 1344 01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,006 What's up? Who is Karen? 1345 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:14,009 I don't know. 1346 01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,577 You got her number in the pocket 1347 01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:18,213 of the jeans you worse last night, but you don't know. 1348 01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:22,417 What, you going through my jeans now? 1349 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,520 I am doing your laundry because 1350 01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:28,223 I'm a kind person and I love you 1351 01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:31,226 but I guess me being kind is just me being a fool. 1352 01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:32,060 I don't know who she is. 1353 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:33,962 - Don't lie to me. I-'m not lying. 1354 01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:38,867 - I'm not. - No, you ain't sleeping. 1355 01:05:38,869 --> 01:05:40,135 We talking about this. 1356 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,539 ♪ If we can do it all over ♪ 1357 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,708 ♪ I really want to try again ♪ 1358 01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:49,477 ♪ If we can do it all over ♪ 1359 01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,880 ♪ I really want to try again ♪ 1360 01:05:51,882 --> 01:05:55,650 ♪ Try again, try again, try again ♪ 1361 01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:59,654 ♪ Try again, try again, try again ♪ 1362 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:02,257 ♪ Try again, try again ♪ 1363 01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:03,825 - What are we doing? - What? 1364 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:10,031 It's just that you seem okay 1365 01:06:10,901 --> 01:06:12,834 with the way things are going 1366 01:06:12,836 --> 01:06:14,502 and things are not good, Nate. 1367 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:17,138 Things suck. 1368 01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:20,942 - You haven't noticed? - Yeah. 1369 01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:22,010 What are we doing? 1370 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:25,580 What we said we would. 1371 01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,885 We're staying together. Being together. 1372 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:36,024 That's what this is about now, a promise? 1373 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:42,163 If we aren't making plans together, 1374 01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:46,735 we're just wasting time together. 1375 01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,884 - So that's it? - No, I mean 1376 01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:06,021 I don't want to waste anymore of your time tonight, so... 1377 01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:07,188 That's all you have to say about that? 1378 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:08,957 I'm wasting your time-- You-- 1379 01:07:08,959 --> 01:07:10,625 Just wasting your time so-- - So that's it, you don't 1380 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:12,560 give a shit about it, you don't care? 1381 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,862 I give a shit, but you know 1382 01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:16,798 if we're wasting time, might as well use the time to sleep. 1383 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,166 You're just gonna give up then? 1384 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,200 Is that what this is? 1385 01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:21,853 You just giving up? 1386 01:07:21,854 --> 01:07:24,505 - Is there more? - I mean asked you a question. 1387 01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:25,573 And I answered it. 1388 01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:29,878 Okay, okay, okay good to know. 1389 01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:37,118 Thank God. 1390 01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:47,062 ♪ Leaving me, where you gonna go ♪ 1391 01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:47,896 Can I just check to make sure? 1392 01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:48,797 Yeah. 1393 01:07:49,866 --> 01:07:53,034 ♪ I can't leave you be if I wanted to ♪ 1394 01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:58,106 ♪ Honestly I can't stand see you with someone else ♪ 1395 01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,942 ♪ So come back to me ♪ 1396 01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:05,080 ♪ You tell me that I ain't right for you ♪ 1397 01:08:05,082 --> 01:08:08,016 ♪ But what do you know ♪ 1398 01:08:08,018 --> 01:08:09,417 These belong to you Nate. 1399 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:13,121 ♪ I could fight until my dying breath ♪ 1400 01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,890 Yeah, you should keep them in case you know. 1401 01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:18,193 These belong to you Nate. 1402 01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:24,132 ♪ The air that I breathe ♪ 1403 01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:27,869 ♪ Hold onto your sweetness ♪ You know I became the man 1404 01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:31,039 I always wanted to be when I was with you? 1405 01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:32,874 Too bad that man was never home. 1406 01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:35,143 ♪ Leaving me where you gonna go ♪ 1407 01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:39,414 ♪ I can't let you be if I wanted to ♪ 1408 01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:44,486 ♪ Honestly, I can't stand to see you with someone else ♪ 1409 01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:47,222 ♪ So come back to me ♪ 1410 01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:50,492 ♪ Leaving me where you gonna go ♪ 1411 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:54,662 ♪ I can't let you be if I wanted to ♪ 1412 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:59,734 ♪ Honestly, I can't stand to see you with someone else ♪ 1413 01:09:00,070 --> 01:09:02,804 ♪ So come back to me ♪ 1414 01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:07,008 ♪ You said this was over at the start ♪ 1415 01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:10,512 ♪ I'll never know why ♪ 1416 01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:14,816 ♪ I just need to hold you in my arms ♪ 1417 01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:18,153 ♪ You don't sympathize ♪ 1418 01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:38,840 Fuck! 1419 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,179 Shit! 1420 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:49,117 Yeah, Ma, nah it's... pshh I ain't worried about that. 1421 01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:55,089 Nah, she's gone, I'm good, I'm good, no. 1422 01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,094 All right, no you were right, you were right, but you know. 1423 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,132 It's my bed it's 1424 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,536 I'm not worried about that, though. 1425 01:10:11,141 --> 01:10:12,040 Okay. 1426 01:10:13,176 --> 01:10:16,227 All right. 1427 01:10:16,228 --> 01:10:19,279 No. I'm gonna be cool. I'm gonna be totally... yeah. 1428 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,883 All right all right bye. 1429 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,407 Can I get some money? 1430 01:10:29,408 --> 01:10:31,091 Okay, no no I'm cool I'm cool. All right all right. 1431 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,597 That's why you never buy a chick kicks. 1432 01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:38,433 She will definitely kick that ass to the curb trust me. 1433 01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:40,735 I hope you threw them things away. 1434 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:41,836 Nah, actually I'm trying to figure out 1435 01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:43,104 what to do with them. 1436 01:10:43,106 --> 01:10:45,373 Man, but you can't keep them, that's bad mojo. 1437 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,508 I hate to say it, man, but Chester's right. 1438 01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:48,776 Man, what are you all blind? 1439 01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:49,944 Even Stevie Wonder can see, 1440 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,780 this dude is not trying to give up them sneakers. 1441 01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:54,682 Hold up, when somebody leaves something behind, 1442 01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:57,051 doesn't it mean that they secretly want to come back? 1443 01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,386 Air Jesus are you for real? 1444 01:10:58,388 --> 01:11:00,922 Nate, stop the drugs. 1445 01:11:02,525 --> 01:11:05,593 Yo Nate, it means that they was in such a rush to leave 1446 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,463 that they didn't care what they left behind. 1447 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:09,764 The point of no return in this relationship, bruh, 1448 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,366 was when Ted kicked your ass. 1449 01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:13,901 That was it, curtain call baby. 1450 01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,970 Look man, she wasn't in a rush okay? 1451 01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:17,238 She didn't like him at first, 1452 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,274 but you know what she wore them all the time. 1453 01:11:19,276 --> 01:11:20,541 Why because they meant something to her, 1454 01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:23,978 because I meant something to her you get that? 1455 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,648 Yeah but why are you keeping them, huh? 1456 01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:28,383 Is she gonna call you and you gonna run over 1457 01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:30,952 with the sneaker ambulance or something? 1458 01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:36,624 Oh Lord. 1459 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,676 This boy's gone. 1460 01:11:38,677 --> 01:11:40,727 See that's exactly what I'm talking about right there. 1461 01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:42,130 What are you doing later, bruh? 1462 01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:43,931 Let's go out and get some drinks, man. 1463 01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,400 Get us some rebound pussy. 1464 01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:48,569 I'll let you wear my chain. 1465 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,574 I go with you. 1466 01:11:54,577 --> 01:11:56,944 Fuck the chain and I take his rebound pussy. 1467 01:11:56,946 --> 01:12:00,014 Don't do it, Nate, don't do it to yourself. 1468 01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:02,784 Walking around all bitter with your chest held tight. 1469 01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:04,752 Don't turn out like Chester. 1470 01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,487 Fuck you. 1471 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,356 That was fucked up. 1472 01:12:08,358 --> 01:12:09,190 Why do you gotta call my name for? 1473 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,091 What I done to you? 1474 01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,402 Hello. 1475 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,303 Hi. 1476 01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:57,305 Hi. 1477 01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,510 Where are you? 1478 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,979 In my room. 1479 01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:07,215 - Where are you? - At home. 1480 01:13:08,318 --> 01:13:10,151 Where else would I be? 1481 01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:13,488 Friday night, a BMCC orgy. 1482 01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:17,925 Oh, this is why you called me? 1483 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:21,496 No. 1484 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:25,099 I'm bored. 1485 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:29,036 You miss me? 1486 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:29,937 Yes. 1487 01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:33,608 I miss you too. 1488 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,612 It's not like I'm gonna keep on calling you or anything 1489 01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:42,683 I just... I wanted to hear your voice. 1490 01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:46,320 No, it's okay. 1491 01:13:47,690 --> 01:13:50,324 It's okay, I wanted to hear your voice, too. 1492 01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:53,528 But you didn't call me? 1493 01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:58,533 You sound surprised. 1494 01:13:58,535 --> 01:13:59,534 I am. 1495 01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,304 Well, I figured you just needed your space 1496 01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:07,375 and even if you didn't, you would just tell me you did. 1497 01:14:08,711 --> 01:14:10,845 You have me all figured out. 1498 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,182 If I had you all figured out, I'd still have you. 1499 01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:16,984 What are you doing? 1500 01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:19,120 What? Sleeping... in our bed. 1501 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,225 Oh wow. 1502 01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:25,126 What? 1503 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,128 Wow. 1504 01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:30,331 What? 1505 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:33,000 I've been out the joint two nights 1506 01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:35,937 and a brotha can already sleep like a baby. 1507 01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:37,605 You see why you foul? 1508 01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:38,940 I'm tired. 1509 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,742 Talking about loving somebody, kill that noise. 1510 01:14:41,744 --> 01:14:45,847 Oh man, I was awake the whole night when you left. 1511 01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:49,617 The whole night. You probably went out clubbing with Cora. 1512 01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:50,585 You answered the phone like 1513 01:14:50,587 --> 01:14:52,487 I was calling about your Wi-Fi bill. 1514 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:00,695 Nate? 1515 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:05,366 Your mother says hi. 1516 01:15:05,368 --> 01:15:06,601 Oh shit. 1517 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:08,803 Oh shit. 1518 01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,171 Now who's foul? 1519 01:15:11,207 --> 01:15:14,308 I'm meeting her for dinner on Wednesday. 1520 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,777 You know she really blames you for messing this up. 1521 01:15:16,779 --> 01:15:20,414 Shit you tell her to get her ass in line then. 1522 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:24,552 Hate you. 1523 01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,220 You so wish you did. 1524 01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:30,291 How's your new place? 1525 01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:34,195 It's nice, I like it. 1526 01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:41,903 I gotta get used to it, though, you know. 1527 01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:43,538 It was kind of scary last night. 1528 01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:48,809 Weird new noises, the bed was cold. 1529 01:15:48,811 --> 01:15:50,545 I knew I was just a bed warmer. 1530 01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:55,216 I'm wearing those thick socks you like. 1531 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,918 Okay, now I only like those socks 1532 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:59,086 when you wear nothin' but a T-shirt with them, 1533 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:01,088 the effect gets lost when you put on 1534 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,691 those bulky pajamas of yours. So which one was it? 1535 01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:05,893 The T-shirt or the bulky pajamas? 1536 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,562 Wouldn't you like to know? - I'd like to know 1537 01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:08,729 what you're wearing now. 1538 01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,499 I'm definitely not telling you that. 1539 01:16:11,501 --> 01:16:13,367 - It's the T-shirt. - Shut up. 1540 01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,201 It's the T-shirt 1541 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:15,770 and those flannel short shorts, 1542 01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,738 got your legs out, oh snap! 1543 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:20,541 It is not it's the gray baggy sweatpants. 1544 01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:24,412 Stop lying you wear those sweatpants on laundry day 1545 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:27,214 or if it's cold out or you're gonna take 1546 01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:30,751 the garbage out to front, but don't mess with me, 1547 01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:31,852 that's not no bed shit. 1548 01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:35,456 You got on those flannel boxers right now. 1549 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,524 You're impossible. 1550 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:42,096 - I left my sneakers. - You left your sneakers here. 1551 01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:48,235 I mean I could just put them in the mail for you. 1552 01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:49,704 I'm not giving you my address. 1553 01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:50,638 Okay fine. 1554 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:54,275 I could come pick them up. 1555 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:58,413 I don't have to stay long. 1556 01:16:58,414 --> 01:17:01,182 No no no you can just duck in and out. 1557 01:17:02,318 --> 01:17:03,985 Yeah. - I mean unless 1558 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:09,056 you wanted to get lunch or something like that. 1559 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,026 Oh yeah. 1560 01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:17,231 Would you want to get lunch? 1561 01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:19,300 That or you know I could just meet you 1562 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:20,735 somewhere with the kicks? 1563 01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:22,937 Oh no no no, don't go out of your way. 1564 01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:24,305 - I can come over. - Yeah? 1565 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:26,240 - Yeah. - Do you want to 1566 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,978 I don't know, like tomorrow at noon? 1567 01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:35,182 - Yeah, that works. - All right. 1568 01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:38,319 Okay. 1569 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:42,990 Good night. 1570 01:18:56,232 --> 01:19:00,768 ♪ Can't believe that after all this time ♪ 1571 01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:03,771 ♪ You don't feel the same ♪ 1572 01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:08,075 ♪ If there's reason for you leaving me ♪ 1573 01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:11,612 ♪ I guess I'm to blame ♪ 1574 01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:16,684 ♪ I promised that we would last forever ♪ 1575 01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:23,257 ♪ Don't make me a liar we can't get better ♪ 1576 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,464 ♪ Leaving me where you goin' to go ♪ 1577 01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:34,735 ♪ I can't let you be if I wanted to ♪ 1578 01:19:34,737 --> 01:19:39,607 ♪ Honestly, I can't stand to see you with someone else ♪ 1579 01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:42,476 ♪ So come back to me ♪ 1580 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:45,312 ♪ Leaving me where you goin' to go ♪ 1581 01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:50,217 ♪ I can't let you be if I wanted to ♪ 1582 01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:55,289 ♪ Honestly, I can't stand to see you with someone else ♪ 1583 01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:58,793 ♪ So come back to me ♪ 1584 01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:47,374 ♪ Gorillas out the mist is what you like ♪ 1585 01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,610 ♪ Coolest monkeys in the jungle, right ♪ 1586 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,779 ♪ Roaches scatter when you flick the lights ♪ 1587 01:20:51,781 --> 01:20:53,848 ♪ Roaches scamper when you hit the lights ♪ 1588 01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:55,850 ♪ What we thinking, what we outta mind? ♪ 1589 01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:57,985 ♪ What we thinking, wanting better lives? ♪ 1590 01:20:57,987 --> 01:21:00,221 ♪ People winning yo, it's only right ♪ 1591 01:21:00,223 --> 01:21:02,189 ♪ Coldest monarchs in the struggle, right? ♪ 1592 01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:04,325 ♪ My hittas, they going through it ♪ 1593 01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,327 ♪ Some in cuffs, oh so therapeutic ♪ 1594 01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,529 ♪ But you anxious, blowing therapeutics ♪ 1595 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,397 ♪ Same product, but we face the music ♪ 1596 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:12,466 ♪ Couple sinners here will take your life ♪ 1597 01:21:12,468 --> 01:21:14,535 ♪ P-D 'em when they out of line♪ 1598 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,637 ♪ Outta of sight youngin' outta mind ♪ 1599 01:21:16,639 --> 01:21:18,806 ♪ On that modern day colonize ♪ 1600 01:21:18,808 --> 01:21:21,242 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1601 01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,310 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1602 01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:25,246 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1603 01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:27,147 ♪ I ain't see God till I saw her ♪ 1604 01:21:27,149 --> 01:21:29,149 ♪ If they can't divide and conquer ♪ 1605 01:21:29,151 --> 01:21:31,252 ♪ Some rather watch it just all burn ♪ 1606 01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:34,021 ♪ If they can't divide and conquer ♪ 1607 01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,589 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1608 01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:37,491 ♪ Better off with we're mild-mannered ♪ 1609 01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,393 ♪ Better off when aggression's passive ♪ 1610 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,428 ♪ Better off when you're lesser valued ♪ 1611 01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:43,397 ♪ Better when you think we don't matter ♪ 1612 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,499 ♪ Stuck on forever it's our turn ♪ 1613 01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:47,601 ♪ Lineage sing it in concert ♪ 1614 01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:49,904 ♪ If they can't divide and conquer ♪ 1615 01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:51,906 ♪ Some rather just watch it all burn ♪ 1616 01:21:51,908 --> 01:21:53,874 ♪ On my G-O-D, we gonna die lavish ♪ 1617 01:21:53,876 --> 01:21:55,943 ♪ We ain't dying lacking ♪ ♪ We gon' die laughing ♪ 1618 01:21:55,945 --> 01:21:56,944 ♪ We of royal blood ♪ 1619 01:21:56,946 --> 01:21:58,045 ♪ We beyond lashes ♪ 1620 01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:00,047 ♪ We gonna oil money up, Iraq-ing ♪ 1621 01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:02,049 ♪ Black magic and it's overactive ♪ 1622 01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:04,118 ♪ Black magic and it's overactive ♪ 1623 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,420 ♪ In the end, only the times matter ♪ 1624 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:09,290 ♪ Or this just an End of the Times matter ♪ 1625 01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:11,425 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1626 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,027 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1627 01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,762 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1628 01:22:14,764 --> 01:22:16,730 ♪ I ain't see God till I saw her ♪ 1629 01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:18,632 ♪ If they can't divide and conquer ♪ 1630 01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,801 ♪ Some rather watch it just all burn ♪ 1631 01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,803 ♪ If they can't divide and conquer ♪ 1632 01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:25,105 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1633 01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:27,274 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1634 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:29,310 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1635 01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:31,245 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪ 1636 01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:33,314 ♪ I ain't see God till I saw her ♪ 1637 01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:35,282 ♪ If they can't divide and conquer ♪ 1638 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:37,384 ♪ Some rather watch it just all burn ♪ 1639 01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,987 ♪ If they can't divide and conquer ♪ 1640 01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:43,657 ♪ Come get the soft serve ♪