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Everyone dreams at
least once in their lives

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with their eyes open.

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It's that moment when you
finally catch your breath

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when all the bullshit fades away

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and you can see from here to
the end of every road you have

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or ever could walk down.

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You look at yourself
and all you are.

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Look at what you've become and
you wonder...

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What could've been

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had I just done it differently.

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What if I'd said ho?

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What if I hadn't accepted
no for an answer?

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What if I'd gone?

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What if I'd stayed?

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What if?

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If only.

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But no.

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It's just a fleeting moment.

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For reality has a tendency...

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O0f rushing back.

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Fucker, fuck, fuck, fuck!

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Hello.

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Uncle medor.

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Hey Edmund.

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I haven't heard from
you since what?

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Christmas.

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Yeah.

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I guess it has been a
long time, hasn't it?

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So listen.

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I er, I need a bit of help.

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Okay, what's happened?

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Well, um, I broke up with...

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J=... je...
Jessica broke up with me.

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Who is Jessica?

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My girlfriend.

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Oh, sorry.

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Hey frenchie.

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Come to lunch at my house.

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Medor.

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Yes, mister appleby.

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Medor, medor, medor.

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- How you doing?
- Fine.

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How long ago did my dad hire
you? 30 years ago? - Yeah.

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Thirty years and you still sound like
a French Helen Keller. Why is that?

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You stupid?

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Come on, you're stupid, huh?

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Say it, I'm stupid.

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I'm stupidq, I'm stupid.

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1 think that's what it
is, you're stupid, right?

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'Cause anybody using
the company line to talk

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to their friends during
company time would be stupid.

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Not my friend, my nephew,
he's in trouble, you know.

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Oh, is this is your nephew?
He's in trouble? - Yes.

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Oy, oy, oy. He is sick,
he's hurt, he needs your help?

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Well guess what, I don't care.

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Medor, you are fired.

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No, mr appleby, please.
I need the job.

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What I will say to my wife?

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Tell her you're not going to
make it home for lunch today.

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Thank you mr appleby, thank you.

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I'm leaving.

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Are you kidding, the boss said...

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You cover for me, please man.

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I have a wife to please.

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Edmund, I'm sorry I'm
late, I have to work.

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I'm really sorry, man.

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About fucking time you got here, shit
I've been waiting for you for ages.

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I'm sorry, you okay?
Listen, give me two minutes.

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I have to say hello to Gwen
and I'm coming back okay?

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Medor?

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Leave.

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Whoa, er.

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What?

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Want a ride?

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What kind of doctor are you?

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Come on, I'm trying
to help you man.

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You hurt me.

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Oh shut up, Jesus,
you're such a pussy.

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Why she did it, I know
why she did this to me, I know.

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Why?

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Because she's a bitch.

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She's a, she's a...

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You know, Edmund I don't know
why she did this to me.

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Maybe... you did it to you.

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- That's deep, Mr. Freud.
- Oh don't make fun...

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Big dummy, you don't know
what you're talking about.

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So please, shut the
fuck up, moron.

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We fought.

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On what?

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A panda. =a what?

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It's a... 1 mean, it's like
this stuffed panda head

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thing that I made
when I was a kid.

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It means a lot to me, and
she got all fucking angry

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at me about it, you know.

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I get confused, why you
call me this morning?

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You know, I haven't
talked to you

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since like fucking Christmas.

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I don't know, I was
just, we needed to talk

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and I felt like maybe
I should talk to you,

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and you know, I'm fine, I'm
okay, I'm fucking great.

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- I'm just what, no it's...
- Are you okay?

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- I'm, I'm fine, I'm okay. I'm just...
- Pull over, pull over.

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- Fine. I'm...
- Stop here, stop here.

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Tell me.

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It doesn't matter
anymore anyway,

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it's, it's really nothing.

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Did you, did you talk to
your parents, call them?

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Yeah, but, but what the fuck
am I going to say to them?

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Oh, my girlfriend, so sad.

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What kind of a fucking problem
is that compared to Jade

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you know, I mean, I feel stupid
just fucking talking about it.

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How can I feel like this when
that's going on you know?

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That's why I thought you
know, I could talk to you.

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What harm would that do?

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What harm?

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I fucking fucked
your shit up too.

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Everything I seem to touch
is turning to shit,

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and, uh... I'm... I'm...

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Useless.

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I'm a fucking loser apparently.

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It's okay.

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No it's not okay, but
we make it okay, okay?

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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[Upbeat musicl

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J soul Africa,
everybody's all right j

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j soul Africa,
everybody's in sight j

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j soul Africa,
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j and these samburu j

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j soul Africa,
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j soul Africa,
everybody's in sight j

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j soul Africa
you're a chimpanzee j»

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j from down Zimbabwe j

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don't be a pussy, don't
be a pussy, do it, yes!

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J soul Africa,
everybody's all right j

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j soul Africa,
everybody's in sight j

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j soul Africa,
everybody's on you j

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j soul Africa, and the samburu ;&

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j soul Africa,
everybody's all right, ;

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j soul Africa,
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j soul Africa
and their Zimbabwe j

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Ah, ow, fuck, you just...

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What the fuck is your shoe
made out of, knives man?

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Ah, what you talking about,
I barely touched you.

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Why you have broken glass
in your pocket?

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Come over here, come over.

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Come here, come here, come here.

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So, I was at your house,
'cause you took

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for fucking ever to get
there, and I started

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to look at my reflection
right, but I mean

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really looking at it, you know,

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like really look at it.

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I started to think about how
things could have been different.

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Different how?

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Who I could have been, how
things could have been.

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Maybe if I had the guts
to change them.

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But, I don't even, this is...

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I picked up, I don't
even know why I did this,

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this is dumb, oh yeah.

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This is not stupid, let me
look, let me look come on.

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Let me, let me look.

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But what does it matter?

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'Cause I'm here now.

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But you're, you're not
even going to let yourself

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dream a little?

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Let's drink instead.

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Man, you fucked that
guy up today.

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Yeah.

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I mean it was like,
it was like pow.

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That must have hurt.

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Normally punch hurt.

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I wouldn't know, I've
never been punched before.

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Never?

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Never.

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Punch me.

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What?

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I'm sorry, you hurt?

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I wasn't ready.

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I'm ss o rry, I'm ss orry

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why did you do that to me?

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You asked me.

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Edmund, you know how
to make a difference

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between an old man
and a young man?

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Look the young man he

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How did you do that?

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And the old man, the old man.

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Oh shit, I peed on my... shit.

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I'm getting a drink,
you want something?

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No, no later.

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[Somber piano musicl

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So anyways, the bartender
goes, goes to his manager

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and he says, "hey boss,
there's a horse,

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and he's asked me for
a beer, what do I do?"

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Which one you going to
have them, the red one.

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Only a man with love in his
heart can make food this good.

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So he goes to the
horse and he says, "hey horse,

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why the, it's going to be $16."

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Edmund? What?

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- Sit down.
- Why?

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Sit down, I need you to
clear the kitchen, come on.

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What are you doing?

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I will make you feel better.

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Oh, it's smelling so bad.

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You know what, I'm impressed, how
do you survive, with all this shit.

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I can do something
with an onion.

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French wine.

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Put your hands... don't
burn it, don't burn it.

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If you don't cry,
the onion is no good.

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Bon appetite.

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Holy shit!

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Medor, that's amazing.

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I wish I was the man
I wanted to be.

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I always dreamed to be a
chef, I wanted to be a chef.

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Yeah man, a chef.

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Well that's, that's great,
that's fucking awesome.

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You should do it.

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I'm too old.

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You're not too old I
just saw you take down

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a guy who's half your age.

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I've no money, I've
no money, I'm broke.

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And if you had the money,
would you do it?

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I'd try.

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Hm? Hm. Hm?

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There's your fucking money.

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Tada!

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You stole it? What? No.

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- You're a drug dealer?
- No, no, no, I'm not a drug dealer.

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It's just my tuition money
from college,

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I dropped out of college.

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You dropped out of college?

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Okay, lots of people drop
out of college, yeah.

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Fuck, if you were doing art history,
then you'd drop out of college too.

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I'm offering you $40,000,
this is the question

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you asked me, yes I
dropped out of college.

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Why is in cash, only drug dealer
have cash, you are a drug dealer.

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No, I'm not a drug
dealer, listen,

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I took it from the
bank and then...

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Shut the fuck up
and let me explain.

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I took it from the bank,
all right?

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I took it from the bank
and I withdrew it in cash,

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and I put it in a bag.
You know why I put it in a bag?

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So my parents wouldn't
see that there's a bunch

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of fucking money that's
going into a bank account

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and not going into
fucking college.

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Give it back.

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Fucking no, I'm not going
to give it back.

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Well why not?

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You and I, are going
to open a restaurant.

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What would your parents
will say huh?

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And Gwen, what she will say huh?

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Fuck Gwen.

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Fuck Gwen?

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F... f... fuck Gwen.

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You said, fuck Gwen?

254
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,655
Fuck Gwen. Fuck Gwen.

255
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:33,786
Fuck Gwen, fuck Gwen, fuck Gwen.

256
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,241
Say it loud, fuck Gwen.

257
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:38,328
Fuck Gwen. Fuck Gwen.

258
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,018
[Somber musicl

259
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,290
=surprise! -

260
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,291
I have a surprise for you.

261
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,543
Quieter.

262
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,921
I have a surprise for you.

263
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,718
Why are you still yelling?

264
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,434
=ta=-da!

265
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,233
Ta-da?

266
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,984
I leased the restaurant. What?

267
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:47,438
I leased the restaurant. What?

268
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,524
Last night, you gave
me all your cash

269
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,324
to be a partner with me.

270
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,118
What, what?

271
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,162
Invest in what?

272
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,247
In a restaurant.

273
00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,625
You leased this restaurant?

274
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,872
Yes.

275
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,123
This one right here?

276
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,214
Yes.

277
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,341
That one?

278
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:06,926
Yes.

279
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,470
With my money?

280
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,712
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

281
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,547
You gave me $45,000,

282
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,133
I emptied my joint
account with Gwen,

283
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,595
I put a healthy $100,000
into the business, you know.

284
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,897
Why you make this face?

285
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,268
- Yo are not...
- Medor, I'm going to kill you.

286
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:28,274
Yesterday you were 100% for it.

287
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,321
I was drunk. So?

288
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,365
Why would you listen to me?

289
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,325
You told me to trust you.

290
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:38,702
How... how long is the lease,
how long, how long is it?

291
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,336
Three? =three.

292
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,704
Three months, three months?

293
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,413
More like years.

294
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,878
Years, what years?

295
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,129
Three years.

296
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,381
It's cheaper if you take longer,

297
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:55,385
like a subscription you know.

298
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:56,636
You paid in cash, didn't you?

299
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,015
You paid in cash, didn't you?
You did, you did. - I'm sorry.

300
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,518
You're sorry, youre sorry.

301
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:07,568
Dude, this is my fucking
life, man, you fucking idiot.

302
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:11,022
Jackpot, he said sorry.

303
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:12,982
What are you doing in there?

304
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:17,574
Well I live here, what the
fuck are you doing here?

305
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,621
We bought the restaurant.

306
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,700
Yeah I heard that part,
I was just,

307
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,126
I was just being sassy.

308
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,248
I'm medor.

309
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,155
- I'm Alex, pleased to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Alex.

310
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,386
So do we like own you
now, like you come

311
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,589
with the restaurant, or er?

312
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,800
Hey everything okay over here?

313
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,385
Feel like I'm wandered
onto the set of mean streets

314
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,832
with all that yelling, , hi.

315
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:44,972
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm medor.

316
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,023
Medor, how's it going?
I'm Mortimer.

317
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,851
- How are you?
- Good.

318
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:53,051
S50, I heard you guys down here, I just thought
I'd be a good neighbor, be a good friend,

319
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,191
come on over, introduce myself.

320
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,763
See what you guys have
got going on over here.

321
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,448
I'm a restaurant owner.

322
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,246
A restaurant owner?
Get out of town.

323
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,823
I'm a restaurant owner.

324
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,034
No? What?

325
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,586
- I own Adam's right down the street.
- You're kidding.

326
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,584
It's great, you know
actually it's funny

327
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,435
I'm er getting a health
inspection right now.

328
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,154
God it's just horrible,
it's this little pustule

329
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,938
of bureaucratic pond scum,
he's been in there

330
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,723
for the last three hours,
just wouldn't...

331
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:23,219
Mr Jones, speak of the devil and he
shall appear right, look at this guy.

332
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,833
Let me introduce you
to my new friends.

333
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,438
Medor, this is Edmund.

334
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,015
How you doing? =hi.

335
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,023
I got a great idea, you want
to open a restaurant right?

336
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,775
- No, no.
- Right.

337
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,107
You're going to need an
inspection, right?

338
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,611
Right. =no.

339
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,819
What do you say we let
this guy go in there,

340
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:42,871
take a look around, and just
run like a fine tooth comb

341
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,478
through this thing and you'll know
what's wrong. Sound a good idea?

342
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,834
I'll tell you something too,
this guy's not easy to get,

343
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,957
he's really hard to get,
we're talking like

344
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,290
hard like spotting a gram of
coke in a pound of show,

345
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,500
you know what I'm talking about?

346
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,968
Anyway, hey he's here,
you're here,

347
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,283
what do you say we get
this guy in here, huh?

348
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,389
- Yes.
- Yeah? Pronto, right? Pronto.

349
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:03,684
- Lead the way.
- Lead the way he says, lead the way.

350
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,807
Follow me.

351
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,105
Let's get in there,
let's get in there.

352
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,523
Hold on, big guy.

353
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:12,612
Fuck these guys up.

354
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:25,623
Oh, fuck, fuck, it's worse on the
inside, how is that possible?

355
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:29,167
Yeah, it just need a new
coat of paint that's it.

356
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,923
You'll have to fix that.

357
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,262
You'll have to fix this.

358
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:46,893
And that too.

359
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:54,393
Let me do it.

360
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,116
You'll have to fix that too.

361
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,903
Now you have two definite
electrical problems,

362
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:07,660
small structural weakness,
possible asbestos contamination,

363
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,833
major blockage on
the water system,

364
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,660
and major pest infestation.

365
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,667
- You'll have to fix all that, okay?
- Okay, I will.

366
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,374
I hope I haven't discouraged you.
=-no, no.

367
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,031
- I'm just trying to be helpful.
- Thank you very much, thank you.

368
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,011
These guys are going
to be busier than a cat

369
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:25,307
trying to bury a turd in a
frozen pond, huh?

370
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,134
Medor, let me talk to you.

371
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:33,524
Medor, you ever heard the story
of the Ethiopian astronaut? =no.

372
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,338
Of course you haven't,
because you need resources

373
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,298
to build great things, and
the only resources they have

374
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,162
are crippling depression
and starving children.

375
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,948
Where am I going with this?

376
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:45,823
I guess what I'm trying to say
is for a property like this

377
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,620
don't overextend yourself?

378
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,477
I mean what do you have,
one, two million dollars

379
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,707
to sink into this thing?

380
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:55,709
No? Shit, man I was
low balling you.

381
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,006
Is this your first restaurant?
=yeah.

382
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:02,052
Oh, cool I've opened 14.
Let me tell you something,

383
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,130
this place is going
to be a dream.

384
00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,385
Dreams are great if
we're beating off,

385
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,263
but now you're in real life.
Little scary, isn't it?

386
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:13,639
Ah, what a day, huh? Well, I'm
going to leave you with that.

387
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,266
Jiltz, come on over here,
buddy, I know a little

388
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,228
punjab cafe you're
going to love, toodle-o0o0.

389
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,237
Thanks.

390
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,570
What do you think?

391
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,530
I think we are sharp?

392
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:32,575
Really?

393
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,423
Do you guys have
health insurance?

394
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,759
Yes, yes.

395
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:54,597
Good, good.

396
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,932
Um, how long
would that take to kick in?

397
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,985
About three month.

398
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,532
I'm not interested.

399
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:13,373
Hello there, my name is Alex.

400
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,042
We know who you are Alex.

401
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:24,335
1 live in the dumpster
beside the restaurant

402
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,296
and I want to apply for a
job with an apprenticeship

403
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,847
with chef medor.

404
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,550
Do you even have any
experience, I mean...

405
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:35,979
I have it, I have
been an apprentice

406
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,602
in a restaurant before.

407
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,144
Okay, surprise, which one?

408
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,281
This one.

409
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,692
Wait, so you stayed
after they shut it down?

410
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,320
Well, they went bankrupt,
they didn't pay me,

411
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:54,077
I didn't exactly have
anywhere to go.

412
00:29:54,167 --> 00:30:00,037
Mmm... depression, I get it.

413
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,748
Yeah, depression.

414
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,759
Hi, I'm Liz.

415
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,090
You're hired.

416
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,977
We didn't ask her anything.

417
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,142
Youre hired, it's
good, it's perfect,

418
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:23,978
it's great, it's great, it's
great, it's great. Thank you.

419
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:30,159
Hi, I'm Patty, I am going
to be the best waiter

420
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,952
you've ever hired, I
mean, I can't even believe

421
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,747
you're considering me
for this position.

422
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,290
I like her.

423
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,881
So look, I am going to need
to be able to get off work

424
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:48,460
if I have an audition to go to,
or need to go to the gym

425
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,091
or need a rest day.

426
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:55,302
I typically don't like
to work Thursday, Friday,

427
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:59,263
Saturday or Wednesday,
but I would be willing

428
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:02,441
to work from 2-4 on
Wednesday if you need it.

429
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,518
If I can just give you
a list of the days

430
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:07,571
1 won't be available, I think
you'll find that more helpful.

431
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:11,408
Can I get an
advance? That would be great.

432
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,451
You look like great guys,
I'm a good guy.

433
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:14,994
You guys like to party?

434
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:17,198
Maybe it's too much, Edmund.

435
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:20,208
Medor, if I am stuck
doing this shit with you,

436
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,035
I want to be having fun
doing the shit.

437
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,961
What are these contracts for?

438
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,210
Don't worry about it, just
a waiver or some shit.

439
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:33,802
Okay, it's a race to
decide who are the best waiters.

440
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,679
The three first crossing
the finish line

441
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,476
will get the job.

442
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,269
It's like the course of
garcon de café in Paris.

443
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,984
Nobody knows about it?

444
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,072
I do.

445
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:53,154
I mean, I don't know about
that, that's just weird.

446
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,360
Quiet, Alex.

447
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,288
Okay, and please everybody
just remember

448
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,866
it is imperative that
you go to the barrel,

449
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,703
and circle around it,
you have to do that, okay?

450
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:07,881
The rule is, if you drop
the water or the bread

451
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:13,845
off your tray, you are
disqualified. Any questions?

452
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,550
Well, I don't know about
you guys, but I'm thrilled.

453
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:23,856
Okay, on your Mark, set, go.

454
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,606
Alex, it needs to be
filled with water.

455
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,843
Asshole.

456
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,021
You crazy bastard.

457
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,358
Ha, I thought you were
good with women.

458
00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:55,155
Hey guys, I'm sorry,
it was just a test.

459
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,570
Eat a bag of dicks.

460
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:05,956
You're hired.

461
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,659
Woo hoo!

462
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:14,341
[Jazzy piano musicl

463
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:31,317
J when the rain peels away j

464
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:37,694
j all the scandals of today j

465
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:42,528
j and my heart's beating hard 7

466
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:43,953
that's colder.

467
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:51,087
J under the sun and the stars j'

468
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,756
j I remember that it's
just another moment j

469
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,879
come on, what? Come on.

470
00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:02,843
J that will fade,
I can try again j;

471
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:09,680
j maybe not today j

472
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:23,534
J take a walk jl

473
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:27,200
oh, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.

474
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:34,084
J maybe you will see j

475
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:41,087
j just like leaves,
far from trees j

476
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:47,218
j I will never stray too far;

477
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:54,024
j I remember that's
just another moment j

478
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:59,104
j that will fade
I can try again j»

479
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:08,698
j if I just pretend &

480
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:15,666
j it's all rignt again &

481
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:40,566
What the fuck are you
doing, dude? I was on the...

482
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,613
I talk to you, I'm
worried about you.

483
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,151
Medor, I don't want to
talk about this right now.

484
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:48,369
I used to say the same shit.

485
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,870
You want to be me in 40 years?

486
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,701
Can I, can I just
get back to this.

487
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,582
No. Il don't. There's
your answer, okay?

488
00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:59,164
No, you have to talk to me.

489
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,461
Why are you so angry?

490
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:07,260
[Somber piano musicl

491
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:12,219
I have... nothing.

492
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,695
I have nothing in my life.

493
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,918
And I'm waiting, I'm
waiting for something.

494
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,712
It's about now that something
interesting should happen.

495
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,383
But...

496
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,346
But nothing does.

497
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,341
What about the restaurant?

498
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,520
What about the restaurant?

499
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,938
It's an adventure.

500
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:59,516
By who's fucking definition?

501
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:03,650
It's problem after problem,
and it's miserable.

502
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:08,655
What is an adventure, except
problem after problems?

503
00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:12,112
And the hero surmounting
the problem after problem

504
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:15,199
after problem, and the
bigger the problem,

505
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,783
the bigger the hero.

506
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,412
So who's the hero?

507
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,340
The hero is the one
who act like a hero.

508
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:33,068
Not Alex anymore.

509
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,920
Roar!

510
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:02,014
Why are you hitting yourself?

511
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:07,988
My hero.

512
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,399
[Romantic musicl

513
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,636
Don't forget to
put all this in garbage.

514
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,485
Oh my god, medor.

515
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:32,900
What?

516
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,276
Is it bad?

517
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,652
It's miserable, and
thrilling and excessive

518
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,035
and exhausting. It's
like being in love.

519
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,417
Wow Alex, that was poetic.

520
00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:51,293
Seriously, medor, how do you
make the food this good?

521
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:59,677
He said it, love, love.

522
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:08,314
Come on, come on, man.
Yes, you come.

523
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,733
You know.

524
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:21,907
There are many ways
to harm a man.

525
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:23,784
Who the sweet fuck are you?

526
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:30,662
Friend, walk with me, come on.

527
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,332
I got a business proposition
for you, my friend.

528
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:43,300
1 wish, no it's like
a dream, you know.

529
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,762
It can be a dream come
true but it just...

530
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:54,478
It just, you know that Sheldon
crassus write a review on us,

531
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,903
it will be a miracle,
it certifies success.

532
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,826
Who is that? Who is that?

533
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:06,953
Sheldon crassus, he writes
reviews for the times.

534
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,786
He's a locomotive. =a what?

535
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:16,466
You know, this kind of guy,
they start a train

536
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:21,387
and everybody jump on. You
know they are these people

537
00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:25,808
who are surfing on the
waves of the snhobbism.

538
00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:28,136
Wwhere do you come up with this shit?
You know...

539
00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:32,270
I mean he's writing on us,
he say we're good,

540
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,475
everybody believe him.

541
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,566
Oh. Yeah.

542
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,112
I, 1 get that.

543
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:44,569
That's the dream,
that's the dream.

544
00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:52,660
The best sunsets are
the ones with clouds.

545
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:57,340
Maybe it's 'cause you
need a little dark

546
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,008
to make the light stand out.

547
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:07,517
Okay, socrates, no more drink.

548
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,888
We're ready, you ready?

549
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,598
I'm ready, you ready?

550
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,474
All right.

551
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,811
[Upbeat musicl

552
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,736
all right, let's do it,
let's do it come on.

553
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,624
All right so we've got
blinds, we have lights,

554
00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:23,983
we got tables, we got chairs,
we got all this shit,

555
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:25,078
what do you think?

556
00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:33,330
I like it. - Okay, well, let's
move on, okay more tables,

557
00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,037
more chairs, Paris, New York.

558
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,839
All right, all this stuff,
what do you think?

559
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,258
You don't care, you just
want your money.

560
00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:43,086
I like it.

561
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,890
Pots, pans, ladles,
question Mark.

562
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,059
Hey wait a minute, is that oven.

563
00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,229
Okay, you don't care, I
don't care, we don't care.

564
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:54,601
What do you think?

565
00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:58,768
Don't like it.

566
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,908
I love it, I love it.

567
00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:11,114
- I like it.
- Good, thank you very much.

568
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,537
Congratulations, medor,
on passing all

569
00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,464
the inspections tests.

570
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,258
Thank you guys I couldn't do
it without you, thank you.

571
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:27,171
Looking good in here, so
that's medor right there

572
00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,099
actually, and I kind
of thought... medor.

573
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:36,807
Hey you, get out of my restaurant,
now, get out, get out, get out now!

574
00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,438
Medor, I came in peace, Edmund,

575
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,195
just listen to me for a minute.

576
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,154
I'm sorry,

577
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,705
I just wanted to apologize.

578
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,492
I feel like a real ass.

579
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,039
I deserve everything
that's happened to me.

580
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:05,614
I know it's going to be hard for you to
forgive me, but I'm just kind of hoping

581
00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:09,426
maybe some day
we can be friends again.

582
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:15,762
So I've brought this
as an offer of peace.

583
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,894
Just brought you
a little gift, take it.

584
00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:23,064
Take it.

585
00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:28,821
Come on, it's from me to you.

586
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:36,742
And oh, by the way
you've been served.

587
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:39,953
Say cheese, you mother fucker.

588
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,095
Are those divorce papers.

589
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,601
Motherfucker.

590
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,478
I am so sorry, medor, I was
just trying to be friendly.

591
00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:06,967
He came over and he said he
wanted to give you a present,

592
00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:10,358
maybe take a picture,
I thought, come on in.

593
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,613
It's fine.

594
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:12,784
Wow.

595
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:16,531
It's fine. Wow.

596
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:22,124
I tell you, aint that a swift
kick in the rod Johnson, huh?

597
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,456
Well, looks great in here.

598
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,178
I'm going to let myself out.

599
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:49,739
Wha... what are you doing?

600
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,361
I'm eating it?

601
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:54,193
Why?

602
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,824
To swallow it. Hm.

603
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,660
Why?

604
00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:05,420
To make it disappear.

605
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:13,130
And then what? - Then I will poop
it, and I will throw it on her.

606
00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:17,550
1hey make copies, you know.

607
00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:27,944
L

608
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:38,072
All right look, you just
sleep here and feel better.

609
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:41,741
What that?

610
00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:48,130
It's nothing.

611
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,367
Sheldon crassus.

612
00:50:00,789 --> 00:50:04,247
This man, that's our target.

613
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:07,501
He's the head of the snob
train, the locomotive.

614
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,792
He says where to go
and people follow.

615
00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:14,758
Yeah, but he's not even a
chef, he's just a critic.

616
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,801
What does he know?

617
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,720
It doesn't matter, people
just believe it,

618
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:23,976
that's snobbism.
What's snhobbism?

619
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:27,271
It's bullshit, but it's
bullshit the world runs on.

620
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,232
Now according to Sheldon
crassus' Twitter account

621
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:34,062
he'll be attending a
very exclusive art party.

622
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:37,656
Our mission is to
crash that party

623
00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:41,235
and outsnob every other
person there.

624
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:44,697
He'll have no choice
but to pay attention to us,

625
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:49,456
and then we'll convince him to
come to our restaurant opening.

626
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,913
Yeah, but how are we
going to get in?

627
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:55,841
Okay it says this is
an invite only party.

628
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,011
[Upbeat musicl

629
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:11,683
J stuck in an airport hotel,
all by myself &

630
00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:15,645
j I pulled a bottle from
the very top shelf;

631
00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:19,357
j o'Rourke 45,
two troops and a lime j

632
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:24,036
j I'm not even sure why,
but I'm elevated j

633
00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:31,161
j I'm elevated Ana
I don't know why j

634
00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:55,609
Just lift it, just
lift it come on.

635
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,760
- Hm.
- Sheldon, what do you think of it?

636
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:31,847
I'm seeing vagina, I'm
seeing way too many breasts,

637
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:35,853
I'm seeing blood at the
knees, I'm feeling the shoes

638
00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,650
that are red.

639
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:40,650
Oh, Mortimer.

640
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:48,954
So good to see you,
you look fabulous,

641
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,781
you've never looked better.

642
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:55,537
You know, I feel like I need
something different.

643
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:59,340
Everything in this
town is so boring,

644
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:03,044
I want something new,
fit, buff, worked out.

645
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:11,724
Oh, it's so beautiful,

646
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:16,565
this piece in particular

647
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:19,394
is so interesting.

648
00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:23,905
I feel like it's inside me.

649
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,491
Is that a penis?

650
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:33,290
It is, if you cannot handle
it, then just look away.

651
00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:36,919
I can't look away,
there's a giant fucking cock

652
00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:39,872
on the wall, it's on the wall.

653
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,629
I actually know exactly
what this painting means.

654
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,301
Oh, he knows.

655
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,754
I actually talked to devindra
about this very painting

656
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:49,716
which is entitled
a study in gray,

657
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:53,678
and I asked him what it was,
this study in gray,

658
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:55,683
- what's it about?
- He said this to you?

659
00:53:55,774 --> 00:54:00,859
Oh, he told me, well,
he actually asked me a question.

660
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:01,946
=ann. Vim.

661
00:54:02,698 --> 00:54:04,563
- Why?
- Why what?

662
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:07,900
No, no, just why?

663
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:13,615
Why live life,
why erect, why try?

664
00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:26,297
Why put all of your life
force into something

665
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:32,554
if you're just going to sink
back down into flaccidity. Hm?

666
00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:37,980
- Yes.
- We're born erected, we laugh, we love,

667
00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,728
we take a spin around
this earth,

668
00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:44,653
but in the end we go limp,
and our entire legacy

669
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,276
it fades to nothing.

670
00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:52,407
So why try at all?

671
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,831
But isn't it up to the audience to
interpret the art as they see fit?

672
00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:58,785
Wwhat the hell are you doing here?
Excuse me.

673
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:03,248
I said, isn't it the
audiences job to figure out

674
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:07,255
the piece for themselves,
to piece it together

675
00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:10,838
instead of the artist
forcing his view on us

676
00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:14,050
in a most fascist way?

677
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,556
Why, what's the point?
The artist already told us

678
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:18,763
what he thinks, so why
would you even...

679
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:24,773
The question isn't why,
it's why not?

680
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:28,443
Why not try?

681
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:32,113
No, no, no, no.

682
00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:35,492
Why not keep going until
the very last second,

683
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:38,665
until we've turned
ourselves to dust.

684
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:41,869
You're going to sit here,
and you're going to tell me

685
00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:44,580
that this penis represents
how we're all going to die?

686
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:47,508
Well, that's impossible because
this penis is immortal.

687
00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:53,175
This penis is going to
outlive all of us,

688
00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:55,508
immortalized by the very
fact that it is art.

689
00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:03,020
No, it shows us that there
is no virtue in asking why

690
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:07,235
and dying,

691
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:09,563
but there is in asking why not

692
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,119
and trying.

693
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,623
Sheldon crassus.

694
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,548
And you are?

695
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:36,052
Um, Edmund, charmed.

696
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,060
- I need my hand back.
- I'm sorry yes.

697
00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,069
Gwen?

698
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,477
Ex-husband.

699
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,103
Not yet.

700
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,640
There is nothing
to salvage, medor.

701
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:27,850
There would if you let me.

702
00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:30,237
Just sign.

703
00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,618
You think you're blameless?

704
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:41,534
I gave you the best
years of my life,

705
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,286
what did you give me?

706
00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:47,245
I gave you everything, and
you gave up on me, why?

707
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:49,250
Because you were boring.

708
00:57:50,425 --> 00:57:53,417
We had nothing in our
lives, absolutely nothing.

709
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,761
We were dying, dying together.

710
00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,302
It wasn't my fault.

711
00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:05,638
Oh! - You gave up on your dreams,
and you made me give up on mine.

712
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:09,190
You had a choice, and so did I.

713
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:13,771
I needed change, medor, I
needed passion in my life.

714
00:58:14,616 --> 00:58:15,696
I wasn't enough?

715
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:20,452
You never wanted to
change anything,

716
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:23,076
you never wanted to
take any risks.

717
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,665
I didn't want to lose you.

718
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:30,583
And did that work?

719
00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:39,091
Please, honey just sign.

720
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,429
No.

721
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:46,890
Do this for me.

722
00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:50,565
That's why I do it,

723
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,188
that's why I did everything.

724
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,620
Medor, dude, you're not
going to fucking believe it.

725
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,663
Look, man you got to
give me a call back

726
00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:10,996
because you n... need...

727
00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:34,528
Hey.

728
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:40,945
Was that Gwen?

729
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:45,654
I don't want to
do the restaurant anymore.

730
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,287
Why not?

731
00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:53,670
I did this for Gwen
to come back,

732
00:59:56,802 --> 01:00:01,922
and I'll show her how
great I really am.

733
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,556
But she doesn't want.

734
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:14,350
- She doesn't care.
- No, no don't, hey, man, don't worry, huh?

735
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:18,778
Listen I've got good news,
I got Sheldon crassus,

736
01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:21,318
he's coming, he's coming
to our restaurant,

737
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:23,821
he's going to give us a review.

738
01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:31,201
So, will it be enough to
convince her that I'm worth it?

739
01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:37,711
What are you saying, you
saying this was for nothing?

740
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:40,213
What if it was, what if it is?

741
01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:42,885
I'm alone, Edmund.

742
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:43,883
You're not alone,
you choose to be.

743
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:44,974
No.

744
01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:50,894
You know what, if you
just reached out a little,

745
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:53,476
then you'd see that
I'm right here.

746
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,774
You can't replace Gwen.

747
01:00:55,861 --> 01:01:00,651
Nobody can, nobody can
replace your idea of Gwen,

748
01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:04,490
because your idea
of Gwen is bigger

749
01:01:04,578 --> 01:01:06,239
then the fucking universe.

750
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,618
How do you fill a hole like
that up with little things

751
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,325
like... like people.

752
01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:23,798
[Somber piano musicl

753
01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:33,474
Are you crying?

754
01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:41,104
No, no it's an allergy,
open it, really well.

755
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,945
That's it, beautiful no?

756
01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:54,074
American bistro.

757
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,455
Yeah, we'll be opening soon.

758
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:57,546
Yeah.

759
01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:04,088
Fuck yes, medor, medor!

760
01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:07,925
[Somber musicl

761
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:38,349
How do I look?

762
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:41,557
Like yourself.

763
01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,821
I'm scared, Edmund.

764
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,331
Well, that's okay.

765
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,908
What if I fail?

766
01:04:02,505 --> 01:04:03,961
Then we fail.

767
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:11,337
But I'll still be here,
and you'll still be here,

768
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:16,679
I can promise you that.

769
01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:50,717
We are in business. - Clear the
door, 30 seconds, god be with you!

770
01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:28,204
God damn it, man.

771
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:32,087
Oh shit, dude!

772
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,227
Edmund.

773
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,031
Edmund.

774
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:43,287
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

775
01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:45,911
This, this is fucked up.

776
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:49,711
Whoa there, Edmund,
not very professional.

777
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:51,788
Neither are you,
you fucking hack.

778
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:54,875
Oh my god, I refuse to
serve you fucking people,

779
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:59,633
I refuse, you're sick,
you're sick, do you know that?

780
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,055
You are sick.

781
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:02,803
Did I hear the word sick?

782
01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:11,100
Sheldon, hi, hey, you came.

783
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:14,607
Yes, youre a keen boy
now no one here's

784
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:17,985
going to become sick
from the food are we?

785
01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:20,533
No, I was just telling these...

786
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,908
Guests.

787
01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:28,958
Fine, fine guests that
people will be sick,

788
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:32,663
like green faced,
like green with envy

789
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:33,997
from the delicious...

790
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:35,964
Use your words.

791
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:38,509
Food and drink choices
they will be enjoying tonight.

792
01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:43,010
All right, the chair.

793
01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:45,975
- I need to sit.
- Here?

794
01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:52,099
Yes, pull the chair out,
and I'm going to sit in it,

795
01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:53,603
and then you push me in.

796
01:07:56,155 --> 01:08:01,024
Sitting, pushing,
and we're done.

797
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,700
Your name is dick fitzwell?

798
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,327
Oh yeah,
table for ten at seven...

799
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:11,910
Sorry, sorry, excuse
me, hi, bye.

800
01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:15,918
Hey. Fuck!

801
01:08:16,718 --> 01:08:21,633
You let my aunt in here, if my uncle
sees this he's going to flip his shit.

802
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:24,214
Eamund, the reservation
was under Mortimer,

803
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,550
and besides I don't
even know those people.

804
01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:30,057
And I can't just turn people away
because I don't like the look of them,

805
01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:33,936
- I want to keep this job for a while.
- I'm sorry,

806
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:36,359
I... I'm just so wrapped up
in it all I forgot that you...

807
01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:39,438
It's all right, it's
first night jitters.

808
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:43,741
Thanks.

809
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,583
I'll be right back.

810
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,710
Poophole. What?

811
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,887
=- -

812
01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,506
what the fuck is he doing?

813
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:24,358
J come on, everybody j

814
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,239
oh, oh. Oh.

815
01:09:31,793 --> 01:09:33,454
Why is that song on there?

816
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:39,464
J come on now, let's dance. J

817
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:40,881
fuck he's not going
to stop is he?

818
01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:42,708
No he's putting them in, yeah.

819
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,811
That's an interesting choice.

820
01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:58,975
Oh, it'll grow on you,
quite the opening.

821
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,857
Does anybody feel like the
staff is a bit on edge?

822
01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:04,610
On edge? Hmm.

823
01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,821
What are you doing?

824
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:15,374
Pick it up, pick it up.

825
01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:19,166
What makes you say that?

826
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:22,173
Well, you can't blame them,
I think it's really brave

827
01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:25,589
of med... the owner to
take a risk like this.

828
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,717
I think it shows a lot
of effort and drive.

829
01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:32,346
Effort and drive, it's the
result that counts you know,

830
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:34,143
not effort and drive.

831
01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:37,935
Really getting tired of
waiting for this waiter.

832
01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:42,189
Would like...

833
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:47,149
You know what I think we'll
have the red wine, fugue.

834
01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:52,949
No, actually, I think
it's pronounced fuck you.

835
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:58,168
It's pronounced fugue,
that's why you're a waiter.

836
01:10:58,796 --> 01:11:01,003
And you, sir?

837
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,627
Oh, I'll have
what you're having.

838
01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:06,209
Really?

839
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:08,006
Really.

840
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,930
And you, strawberry lemonade.

841
01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,883
We don't have
strawberry lemonade.

842
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:16,640
Really, we have it
in my restaurant.

843
01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:19,143
Well, this isn't
your restaurant, sir.

844
01:11:19,233 --> 01:11:23,101
Well, you have lemonade,
you have strawberry tart

845
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:26,359
on your menu, figure it out.

846
01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:30,908
Make it work.

847
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,706
Not a problem.

848
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:49,093
- What took you so long?
- Sorry, personable, I was just getting

849
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:50,574
- personal with clients.
- Champagne.

850
01:11:50,598 --> 01:11:53,214
Take the golden bottle
on the top shelf.

851
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:56,801
Fugue, only an idiot
can drink this.

852
01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,888
My suggestion, just
my suggestion.

853
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,722
Strawberry lemonade,
you make it,

854
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:04,025
too much on my plate.

855
01:12:04,111 --> 01:12:07,023
Restaurateur, it's happening.

856
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:08,274
Yeah, yeah.

857
01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:09,988
Medor!

858
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,282
No retreat, son.

859
01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:22,373
Hey, by the way, did Sheldon
crassus arrive yet?

860
01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,419
No, no, not yet.

861
01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:26,668
But you just served him.

862
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:28,625
Here?

863
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,784
- Fuck!
- I threw up too.

864
01:13:01,002 --> 01:13:04,119
Hey waiter, can we get
some service, please.

865
01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:06,579
He'll be here.

866
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:12,551
Strawberry lemonade for the gentleman.

867
01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:17,136
Ah, what took you so long?

868
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,592
What's wrong, haboubi,
didn't have the stamina

869
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:21,052
to last any longer?

870
01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:28,143
Hey Sheldon, so nice to see you.

871
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:33,648
Listen, let me make
something clear,

872
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,860
before you get too smart
tonight I want you to remember,

873
01:13:37,371 --> 01:13:40,078
you and your uncle,
you're my bitches.

874
01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,038
What did you just say to me?

875
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,625
I'm just sitting here,
having a nice cozy time

876
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:52,709
with my girlfriend, and you,

877
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:57,221
you've got to do what I say
because I've got this,

878
01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:02,560
and you've got a fucking
towel on your arm.

879
01:14:04,315 --> 01:14:06,647
Do you want to go on, man?
Is that what this is?

880
01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:08,019
Let's fucking do it.

881
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:11,022
Let's fucking go then,
you piece of shit.

882
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:14,196
You want to make a scene, right
now in front of everybody?

883
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:17,650
You want to be rude,
a little disrespectful?

884
01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:20,077
There could be people
watching, refuse me service,

885
01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,371
kick me out of here, I dare you.

886
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:27,334
No, I didn't think so,
so my suggestion is,

887
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:31,998
take our order, and make
it snappy, bitch.

888
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:36,920
Go on.

889
01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:47,598
Boys, , hever change.

890
01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:06,916
- Medor, what's up with you, man?
- Nothing.

891
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:10,086
Oh yeah, the chicken's pink,
the filet is black,

892
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:13,380
and this salad had a
fucking egg shell in it.

893
01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:17,710
This isn't like you, what's
up dude, what's wrong?

894
01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:20,630
I have no love.

895
01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:26,385
I have a hole in my heart,

896
01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:30,098
I have no love anymore.

897
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:36,612
Hey, hey, medor,
that's not true.

898
01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:43,491
Look at Liz and Patty,
and Alex, and look at me,

899
01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:45,283
look at what we're willing
to do for you.

900
01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:55,382
I love you man, you're my...
You're my best friend.

901
01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:57,879
I love you.

902
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:07,594
I love you too, you know,
you're like a son to me.

903
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:10,600
I love you too, yeah.

904
01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:18,153
Good um, don't forget to
put it in the food then.

905
01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:26,279
Yeah.

906
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,657
[Somber piano musicl

907
01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:42,693
Okay guys, listen to me,
motherfuckers.

908
01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:48,535
I'm going to cook you, and
they're going to eat you,

909
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,033
so don't fuck me up, okay?

910
01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:11,392
Look at what I'm going
to do to you.

911
01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:15,554
I kill you, motherfucker.

912
01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:32,284
Oh, we'll give you the
dress, beautiful dress,

913
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:37,243
and you will see beauties,
you will be so beautiful.

914
01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:40,788
Look at this, ,

915
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,882
oh my god, they'll love it.

916
01:18:45,012 --> 01:18:47,879
Go, go, go, go, go, stay, stay.

917
01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:53,430
Mmm... beautiful and tasty.

918
01:18:57,316 --> 01:19:02,185
So pretty, you look so hot.

919
01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:08,858
Look at this! Ah, you'll see.

920
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:11,568
Bye, bye.

921
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,673
Ready.

922
01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:34,091
Okay, go into your shell now.

923
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:39,146
Yeah, get out of my plates, you
motherfucker, don't stay here.

924
01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:40,473
Hmm, delicious.

925
01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:53,746
Great.

926
01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:58,370
Thank you.

927
01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:04,497
Enjoy.

928
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,784
Mmm... isn't it delicious?

929
01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:38,155
It's disgusting.

930
01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:41,534
Seemed like you were
enjoying it.

931
01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:46,247
Oh, I'm feeling something.

932
01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:47,832
It's love.

933
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:08,026
Ahem, oh, waiter!

934
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:13,073
Oh god, my head is killing me.

935
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:15,025
Shut up, Annie, shut up.

936
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,951
Medor, what am I supposed to do,

937
01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:19,997
we're all out of painkillers
and your customers are pricks.

938
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:22,496
I told you not to insult
my customer.

939
01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:28,964
Mortimer didn't fucking
eat it because Mortimer

940
01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:31,633
staged it to look like
there's a fucking hair in it.

941
01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:37,673
What the fuck is this?

942
01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:38,808
I just told you it's hair.

943
01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:39,762
I know what it is.

944
01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:41,218
Don't ask me.

945
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:46,148
And of course Sheldon saw it.

946
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:57,530
Icantdo it, I can't do it.
I can't do it...

947
01:21:57,621 --> 01:22:00,078
You can't do it? You're
supposed to be fucking cooking

948
01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:02,121
right now, what are
you doing out here?

949
01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:06,619
No, I prefer to stay in bed,
I prefer to,

950
01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:09,045
I prefer to never wake up.

951
01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:14,210
Don't say that, man, come on, let's
just get you back in the kitchen.

952
01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:17,967
You know, Edmund, she will
never come back to me.

953
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,633
Oh, and that's why you did this?

954
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:25,596
For her?

955
01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:34,484
Or did you do it for you?

956
01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:38,616
Well?

957
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:51,088
I'll try, but we have
to do something first.

958
01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:59,213
Get up, I need to talk to you.

959
01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:05,603
Are you not tired to be
suppressed, squashed,

960
01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:10,854
forced to be small by
these motherfuckers?

961
01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:15,028
By these people who
want you under them?

962
01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:20,154
Who are ready to
chop off you head

963
01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:23,988
as soon as you peak
over the ground?

964
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:31,371
Because I am, I am tired
to do always what

965
01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:36,334
they want me to do, and I
don't want to do anymore

966
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,090
what they want, I want
to do what I want to do.

967
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:42,506
I want to do now,

968
01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:47,971
is to destroy this motherfucking

969
01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:51,314
jukebox, are you with me?

970
01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:52,857
Fuck yeah, uncle.

971
01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:54,570
Free the trees.

972
01:23:54,655 --> 01:23:56,441
Free the trees, let's go.

973
01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:58,609
Trees, trees are bad.

974
01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:01,157
- Bad?
- Bad trees, let's fuck them.

975
01:24:01,245 --> 01:24:03,110
Let's fuck those trees.

976
01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:08,908
Everyone dreams
at least once in their lives,

977
01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:13,837
with their eyes open.

978
01:24:17,928 --> 01:24:22,092
It's that moment when you
finally catch your breath,

979
01:24:24,017 --> 01:24:25,757
when all the bullshit
fades away,

980
01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:30,642
and you can see from here
to the end of every road

981
01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:32,723
you have, or ever
could walk down.

982
01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:39,484
You look at yourself,
and all you are...

983
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:43,154
100k at what you've become,

984
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:46,369
and you wonder,

985
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:53,957
what could have been had I
just done it differently?

986
01:24:57,384 --> 01:25:01,593
What if I'd said no?
What if I hadn't accepted

987
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,514
no for an answer?
What if I'd gone?

988
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:10,219
What if I'd stayed?

989
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,021
What if,

990
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:18,435
if only,

991
01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:22,197
but no.

992
01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:26,989
Just a fleeting moment,

993
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:32,450
for reality has a tendency

994
01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:35,577
of rushing back.

995
01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:58,312
Have you lost your mind?

996
01:25:58,403 --> 01:25:59,859
Yeah!

997
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:04,990
You didn't like it, fuck
off, doors open.

998
01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:10,115
This is my restaurant,
this is my heart,

999
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:12,239
it's my carte de visite.

1000
01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:13,414
Chez medor.

1001
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:15,038
This is not a restaurant.

1002
01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:18,712
Listen, I'm going to my kitchen,

1003
01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:23,342
and I'm going to do the
best dish that you ever had

1004
01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:26,044
in your life and you're
going to love it.

1005
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:35,599
Hey, Gwen.

1006
01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:45,105
Hey medor, that jukebox...

1007
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:54,789
Um, well...

1008
01:26:57,045 --> 01:27:00,287
We hope that you've
enjoyed our um,

1009
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:06,089
experimental performance art.

1010
01:27:17,023 --> 01:27:18,479
American bistro.

1011
01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:23,777
Hi guys, how are we doing?

1012
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:30,659
French onion soup, a really
good choice okay, and you?

1013
01:27:40,046 --> 01:27:41,046
Dessert?

1014
01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:46,083
All right, we will see you then.

1015
01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:05,446
Something else?

1016
01:28:07,657 --> 01:28:13,527
- Excuse me?
- Oh sorry, I'm so sorry I was miles away.

1017
01:28:20,212 --> 01:28:22,043
That's the last of them,
everybody.

1018
01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:46,647
- You like it?
- Love it, what is this,

1019
01:28:46,738 --> 01:28:49,275
your secret stuff?

1020
01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:56,736
I can't fix you, Edmund.

1021
01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:03,868
If you dream too much.

1022
01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:06,205
Huh what?

1023
01:29:07,217 --> 01:29:09,173
You wake up to find
that you spent

1024
01:29:09,261 --> 01:29:14,972
your entire life... sleeping.

1025
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:26,479
I er, I've got something to do.

1026
01:30:09,696 --> 01:30:14,190
Hey guys, its er, it's me.

1027
01:30:15,702 --> 01:30:19,320
Hey mom, dad, Jane, I er,

1028
01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:26,960
I just, I got a lot to tell you.

1029
01:30:36,056 --> 01:30:37,717
A lot.

1030
01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:40,590
Okay, bye.

1031
01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:50,775
Have a good night all
right, thank you very much.

1032
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:59,948
Ah, ooh... look what I got.

1033
01:31:00,038 --> 01:31:02,495
Oh, you don't expect to
find anything on us.

1034
01:31:02,582 --> 01:31:04,493
Well, I sure do, oh yeah.

1035
01:31:07,003 --> 01:31:10,621
Oh, yeah. Look,
look at this, look at that.

1036
01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:19,463
Only a true artist breaks
the status quo and...

1037
01:31:22,894 --> 01:31:24,259
We don't need it.

1038
01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:34,648
Welcome to
owning the morning, we've got

1039
01:31:34,739 --> 01:31:38,448
Milton bugner, our
resident restaurateur here.

1040
01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:43,825
Now you did a secret restaurant
critique, am I correct?

1041
01:31:43,915 --> 01:31:45,655
Oh, it's so good to
see you out here.

1042
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:48,537
Anyway, you went to a
new restaurant this time.

1043
01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:52,837
I did, last night I visited
the American bistro.

1044
01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:55,791
Who do you love, what
do you love doing,

1045
01:31:55,885 --> 01:31:57,341
and are you doing it?

1046
01:31:57,429 --> 01:32:01,092
But there's something
about the American bistro

1047
01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:04,345
that makes it much more
then some of it's very,

1048
01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:06,267
very few parts,

1049
01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:10,518
in a word as one of
my fellow diners said, love.

1050
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:45,015
This is fucking weird, man.

1051
01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:02,948
Now what? Now...

1052
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:08,791
Anything.

1053
01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:43,858
J if you're lost
in a sea of doubt j

1054
01:33:43,952 --> 01:33:48,946
j and you need someone
to reel you out j

1055
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:52,032
j I'll set my sails
throw you a line &

1056
01:33:52,127 --> 01:33:56,496
j just give me a ring and
I'll be there any time j

1057
01:33:56,589 --> 01:34:00,707
j 'cause I know
you would do the same j

1058
01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:05,387
j you could clear the clouds
of gray on a rainy day j

1059
01:34:05,473 --> 01:34:10,467
j it don't matter where we go
or what we do j

1060
01:34:12,313 --> 01:34:15,555
j it's better when I got you j

1061
01:34:15,650 --> 01:34:18,892
j 10 make the aays go by j

1062
01:34:18,987 --> 01:34:23,947
j we got time I'm lucky
I got stuck with you j

1063
01:34:48,683 --> 01:34:52,301
J when I get myself in trouble j

1064
01:34:52,395 --> 01:34:56,729
j you're by my side
just like a brother j

1065
01:34:56,816 --> 01:35:00,729
j lend me a hand
or a smack in the face j

1066
01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:05,655
j anything will do to get me
out of a sunken place j

1067
01:35:05,742 --> 01:35:09,360
j everything you do and
it's not always perfect;

1068
01:35:09,454 --> 01:35:14,448
j I will start all over
and we can do it again &

1069
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:20,796
j it don't matter where we go,
or what we do j

1070
01:35:20,882 --> 01:35:25,216
j it's better when I got you j

1071
01:35:25,303 --> 01:35:29,342
j lo make the days go by
we got time j;

1072
01:35:29,432 --> 01:35:32,765
j I'm lucky
I got stuck with you j

1073
01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:37,937
j don't matter where we go
or what we do j

1074
01:35:38,024 --> 01:35:43,018
j it's better when I got you
to make the days go by j

1075
01:35:44,530 --> 01:35:49,524
j we got time, I'm lucky
I got stuck with you j