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Time's up.
Finish your work.

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Please, time's up. Hurry up.
Time's up. Come on.

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Hi, Deepak.

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Congratulations, Deepak.

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I swear to fulfill, to the best of my
ability and judgment, this covenant.

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I will respect the
hard-won scientific gains

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of those physicians
in whose steps I walk.

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I will remember that warmth,
sympathy and understanding

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may outweigh the
surgeon's knife.

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May I long experience
the joy of healing those

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who may seek my help.

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And I will maintain by
all means in my power

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the honor and noble tradition
of the medical profession.

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Swami-ji, keep the rupees.

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It's all about dollars for me.

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Show some respect now.

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I'm a doctor.

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Ma.

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Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.

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MD.

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Doctor.

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Your father would've been
so proud of you today.

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He would've been
proud of you, Ma.

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You've worked so hard for us.

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Ma.

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Ma.

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Last time.

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I want us to experience
the world now.

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And, Ma, I can heal
people anywhere.

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Ma?

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Ma.

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Ma, pack up these spices now.

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We'll need them to keep us warm.

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We are moving to the
land of opportunity.

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Honey.

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I thought we were
going to Canada.

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Let's go.

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So many white people.

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Ma, did you know the entire country
once belonged to the Indians?

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Amazing.
Indians.

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Hello.

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Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.

43
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Really?

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Millions of us Indians
share many names,

45
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But there's only one great
Dr. Deepak Chopra.

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You also.

47
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And Vijay Sharma sponsored you?

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Yes, he's my brother.

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He's got the best Indian
restaurant in Toronto.

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Korma Sutra.

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Susan, you should come there
sometime if you like Indian food.

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We'll give you big discount.

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Welcome to Canada.

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Thank you.

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Look how quickly she
stamped our passports.

56
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These Chinese, they're just like us.

57
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They love discounts
even more than sex.

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Let's go.

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Carefully.
We have to find your uncle Vijay.

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- Ok.
- Over here.

61
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- Who are these girls?

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Must be his assistants.

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Hey, Uncle.

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Welcome to Toronto.

65
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So, Uncle, where's all the snow?

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Beautiful house, Uncle.

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Very nice.

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And where is she?

69
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Uncle, when do we meet Rani?

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Viju, you never told us
where did you meet her?

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Where?

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She's coming.

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What do you think?

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Welcome to your new home.

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Namaste.

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I hope you brought
your appetites.

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I've been cooking up a storm.

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Beautiful.

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Let's eat.

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That's fine. Thank you.

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Rani, there's already
enough food.

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But the Dalai Lama says,

83
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"One must approach both love
and cooking with reckless abandon."

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Your auntie warships
the snake god.

85
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But, Uncle, isn't the
snake god a cobra?

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There are no cobras here, so she
worships the rattlesnake god.

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Lamb?

88
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No, thank you, Auntie.
I don't eat meat.

89
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My Deepu is a grass eater.

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But I'll have some.

91
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Nellie?

92
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- Uncle, can I serve you?
- Please.

93
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Looks tasty.

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Good.

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Naan?

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Thank you.

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Naan?

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Thank you.

99
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Naan.

100
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Where did you learn
to cook Indian food?

101
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TV.

102
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Uncle, Auntie, you've
been godsends.

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Supporting my education
and now sponsoring us?

104
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Really, words can't express
how thankful lam

105
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for everything you've done
for Ma and me.

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Don't thank me.
It was your aunt's idea.

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She wanted us all to be together.

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- Really?
- Thank you, Auntie.

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You're welcome.

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To my lovely Indian family.

111
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Cheers.

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I'll drink to that.

113
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But Neelu-ji, you've never
drank alcohol before.

114
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Well, I've never been
on a plane before.

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Cheers.

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I like Canada.

117
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It likes you.

118
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Ma?

119
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Ma, are you OK?

120
00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:07,900
 I would be proud
to be a part...

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of your medical team.

122
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Sincerely, Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.

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That was fast.

124
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Hey, sexy. You're so big.

125
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Do you know what else is big?
These massive savings.

126
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Click now and we can have some fun.
Click right here.

127
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A slice of cucumber on each eye.

128
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My idea of a perfectly
balanced diet.

129
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Really?

130
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Hello, ladies.

131
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Hot stone massage at 5:00?

132
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- Yes, yes. Let's get stoned.

133
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Deepak. Looks like you
just got some good news.

134
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It's a job offer.

135
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I can feel it from the
bottom of my heart.

136
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I can also feel it from my bottom.
My Deepu.

137
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OK, guys, no need
to get excited.

138
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,060
It's just an interview call.

139
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Guys. It's just an interview.
Come on.

140
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Come on, Deepak. Confidence.

141
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You can do this. You're a good doctor. Yes.

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Good morning.

143
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My name is Deepak V...
Good morning.

144
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My name is Dr.
Deepak Veer Chopra.

145
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I'm caring and I'm
compassionate.

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Yes, that's it.
I'm a dedicated...

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Good day.

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Congratulations.

149
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You've excelled at the Medical
Council Evaluating Exams.

150
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:23,700
Despite your excellent
exam results...

151
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The Canadian Medical Association
requires a 4-year residency.

152
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I graduated from a well respected
medical school in India.

153
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India.
Yeah. I love India.

154
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I went to an ashram out of college.

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Namaste.

156
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Anyway...

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Indian medical training
isn't familiar to us.

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But I also know that this country
has a shortfall of 26,000 doctors.

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I'm confident that
my credentials...

160
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We can't travel the world
evaluating every medical school.

161
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We must provide competent
healthcare here.

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Millions of people who can't find
a family doctor are clogging...

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Our emergency rooms.

164
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I've had every door
slammed in my face.

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I've rewritten every
exam successfully.

166
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Being a doctor is not only
about treating patients.

167
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,620
It's about having patience.

168
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:09,010
Maybe you'd like to try another career.

169
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Perhaps nursing or
massage therapy.

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00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,225
Mr...

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Brown.

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Sorry.

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Decaf latte with a heart
for my favorite guy.

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- What do I owe you?
- No, it's on me.

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- Oh, thanks.
- Have a good day.

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Can I help the next customer?

177
00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:19,299
What can I get for you?

178
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Coffee?

179
00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:28,337
Coffee?

180
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:32,460
I'm so sorry. I've just
had such a bad day.

181
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,860
I can't get a job here...

182
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- We've all had those. Bye-bye.
- Thanks.

183
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:39,900
- Can I help the next clown?

184
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:43,630
I'll take whatever's cheapest,
the bathroom key and a plunger.

185
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,950
OK.

186
00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:47,293
And move on it, Blondie.
I'm shitting in my pants here.

187
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,047
Watch it.

188
00:14:59,188 --> 00:15:01,660
Mr. India.
Where are you going?

189
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:03,620
I don't know.

190
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,420
What? In life, or...

191
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:07,700
I have to go.

192
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:09,220
Wait. OK. OK.

193
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:12,260
Today, I give you 50% off
to all sad Indians. Come.

194
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,340
That's fine.

195
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,122
What a beautiful face.

196
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,164
One smile. One smile.

197
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,980
Come, come.

198
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,420
No, no. In the front.

199
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,460
Indian style.
Brothers, brothers. Come.

200
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,140
OK, come.

201
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,880
What do you do?

202
00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:29,573
I'm a doctor.

203
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,860
You're a doctor?
Check one thing, doctor.

204
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,780
Small joke.
Don't mind.

205
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,380
Where are you going?

206
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,020
Korma Sutra Restaurant.

207
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:42,140
Free diarrhea with every plate
of butler chicken, boss.

208
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:43,955
And that owner's so horny, man.

209
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,667
He must be judging the chicken nipples
inappropriately also.

210
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,140
He's my uncle.

211
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,420
Nice guy. Very nice guy.

212
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,780
Oh, and that white snake lady, man.

213
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,940
I'd love to show her my python.

214
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,580
She's my auntie.
And she's very sweet.

215
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,260
- Oh, yeah.
- Show some respect.

216
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:01,475
Nice lady, huh? Great.

217
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,950
Yeah, she is.

218
00:16:04,636 --> 00:16:06,354
Look at this hottie.

219
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,100
Ass-tastic.

220
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,105
Excuse me, miss?

221
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,130
Wanna play doctor with my friend?
He's an MD.

222
00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:15,060
- No. Shhh.
- And what are you? The nurse?

223
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:18,980
Actually, I'm a...
I specialize in little pussy cats.

224
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,660
And I specialize
in cracking nuts.

225
00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:23,226
Anytime.

226
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,820
I don't know him.

227
00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,500
I'm really sor...

228
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,500
Call me tonight, huh?
555-SEXY.

229
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,140
Area code: 416.
My name is Tony.

230
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,380
- Thanks.
- Anytime, boss.

231
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,460
- Be good.
- Hey, boss?

232
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,380
Call if you need a cab,
or a drink or a friend.

233
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,580
Or some hard chicks
masala style.

234
00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:51,509
Right now, all I need is a job.

235
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,220
Hey, buddy. That too.

236
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,020
- Tony's got your back.
- Thanks.

237
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:04,580
Hi, Tony. This is Simone,
the nutcracker.

238
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:14,220
Deepu, no job here
is too big or too small.

239
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:15,580
This is just temporary.

240
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,820
No.

241
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,780
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.

242
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,580
Stop your surgery, Doc.

243
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,780
- Yes, Uncle.
- Come. Come with me.

244
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,420
- What happened?
- Come, come, come, come.

245
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:50,620
That is Dr. Calvin Porter,
famous plastic surgeon.

246
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,780
Take good care of him
and he'll hook you up.

247
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,300
- With his daughter?
- No.With a job.

248
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,580
And that's not his daughter.
His daughter's much older.

249
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,220
That's his wife.

250
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:03,420
I think he implanted all of the
Silicon Valley right there.

251
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,319
Come on.

252
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:11,260
This one will surely impress.

253
00:18:11,936 --> 00:18:13,540
Go, go, go.

254
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,010
- This, Uncle?
- Go.

255
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,420
Uncle...

256
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,139
Good evening, doctor.

257
00:18:29,773 --> 00:18:30,974
Hi.

258
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,580
- Yes, yes.
- It's cute.

259
00:18:32,856 --> 00:18:34,164
Cute.

260
00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:38,300
Uh... we're happy to
offer you our breast...

261
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,660
I mean...

262
00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:42,940
You're a downright idiot.

263
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,715
Don't touch her breasts.

264
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,620
- It's OK, I'm a doctor.
- So am I.

265
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,940
I'm so sorry.

266
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,260
Calm down.
I'm 30...

267
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,380
It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.

268
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,820
- No, no, no. Don't go.
- I'm sorry.

269
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:02,300
- We're never eating here again.
- Please don't go.

270
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,820
Punjabi perverts.

271
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:06,540
What's wrong with you?
You can't even serve lobster?

272
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,947
What idiot made you a doctor?

273
00:19:08,049 --> 00:19:10,649
Do you think I came here to
work in your shitty restaurant?

274
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,180
Keep your stupid hat.

275
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,500
15 years I've slogged
to get where I am.

276
00:19:16,705 --> 00:19:18,985
And you want everything in 15 days?

277
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,573
A little lower.

278
00:19:42,828 --> 00:19:44,992
- What up, doctor?
- Tony?

279
00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:47,001
I need a drink.

280
00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:50,380
So, I'm fighting this lobster,

281
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,580
and the husband says,
"Don't touch my wife's boobs."

282
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:55,060
I'm like,
"Your wife has boobs in her lobster."

283
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,740
- Take my wiener. Take my wiener.
Touch it.

284
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:59,260
With your mouth. Take the wiener.
- I don't want it.

285
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:01,220
- He doesn't want it.
Give it to me.

286
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,260
- Tell me one thing.
Why are you such an elitist?

287
00:20:03,294 --> 00:20:05,649
Why don't you wanna join us?
You think you're too good to be a cabbie?

288
00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:07,524
Join us. Be a cabbie like us.

289
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:08,639
Cabbie, me?

290
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:12,300
OK, so what this guy's saying
he's better off wearing stupid hats.

291
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,500
Looking at boobies, putting stupid
lobsters in there, looking around.

292
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,220
Listen, I don't know
anything about lobsters, OK.

293
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:21,177
But I heard Tony has crabs.

294
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:25,900
You wanna see my crabs?
Come, come. You like seafood?

295
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:29,300
I'll cut off all 2 inches of it right now.

296
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,100
- Simone.
- What's up?

297
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,665
Where did you find this low-life?

298
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,420
I saw his blue balls hanging
off the back of his cab.

299
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,420
And I just felt so sorry for him.

300
00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:41,460
Guys, I should... I should go.

301
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:44,500
Go, yeah. What you should do
is come to work with me tomorrow.

302
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,660
Come on. Come just part time.

303
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,933
Guys...

304
00:20:50,237 --> 00:20:51,620
I'm a doctor.

305
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,820
I'm a Ph.D. in psychology.

306
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,820
Physics graduate.
Beijing U.

307
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,340
And Tony graduated
from driving school.

308
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,780
I didn't wanna study
like all you idiots, OK?

309
00:21:00,923 --> 00:21:03,923
I always knew I was gonna be a cabbie.
I'm just not a dickhead.

310
00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:06,559
I guess that's me.

311
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,140
Dr. Dickhead.

312
00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:13,967
Dickhead. Dickhead.

313
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,420
What up, Pete?

314
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,740
Leave me hangin', bro.

315
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,780
This is Deepak,
who I told you about.

316
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:30,017
He comes from 3 generations
of the finest cabbies.

317
00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:31,003
And...

318
00:21:31,548 --> 00:21:32,642
This is our boss, Pete.

319
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,377
He comes from 3 generations
of the smelliest, grumpy farts.

320
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,820
What the hell are you
still doing here?

321
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,180
I love you too.

322
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,820
Doctor, huh?

323
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:47,780
Well, son, like we haven't seen
one of those in here before.

324
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:51,940
Sir, these days I feel like a victim
of some grand cosmic joke.

325
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,380
Yeah, you and me both.

326
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:58,140
We've now got more PhD's
in here than Harvard.

327
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,340
Sir?

328
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:08,380
I don't mean to be rude, but how
are you treating your cancer?

329
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,503
What the hell?

330
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,700
The anti-nausea pills...

331
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:19,660
Look, I'm not an oncologist,
but I can still help.

332
00:22:19,927 --> 00:22:21,128
Yeah.

333
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:23,964
OK.

334
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,220
I have lung cancer.

335
00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:29,140
- Chemo didn't work.
- I'm sorry.

336
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,380
Don't be sorry. I'm
the one who smoked.

337
00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:36,475
Come over here.

338
00:22:36,734 --> 00:22:37,820
Baby.

339
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,373
OK.

340
00:22:39,547 --> 00:22:40,780
Right there.

341
00:22:43,642 --> 00:22:46,122
- Remember, you're a cabbie, not a pilot.
- Yes, yes.

342
00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,020
No drinking, no drugs.

343
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:49,660
- No.
- No sex.

344
00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,780
I got eyes in every cab.

345
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,660
Shut up.
Don't smile.

346
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:59,860
Deepu. You're not a cabbie.

347
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,260
- You're a doctor.
- And why do you have to move out?

348
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,620
- Because of what I said?
- You guys won't get it.

349
00:23:04,865 --> 00:23:05,865
What?

350
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,100
Uncle, you were right.

351
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:12,780
No job here is too
big or too small.

352
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:15,420
And Ma, I have to
find my own way now.

353
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,820
He cannot travel the path

354
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,420
until he becomes the path itself.

355
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,635
I start every new journey

356
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:29,580
with the blessings
of the elephant god, Ganesh.

357
00:23:30,585 --> 00:23:33,225
May it bring you all the happiness
that it's brought to me.

358
00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:36,780
Thank you.
You're the best.

359
00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:40,865
See you, Uncle Vijay.

360
00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:49,324
Do it. Come on.

361
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,420
Bye, Mom.

362
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,940
Never tell anyone
that you're a cabbie.

363
00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:01,820
And if you see anyone who looks like
family, don't you dare stop for them.

364
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:07,180
- Hey Meat Ball?
- Welcome home, boss.

365
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,220
Hey, Bruno.

366
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,795
This is Deepak
who I told you about.

367
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,300
He's gonna be our landlord.

368
00:24:16,879 --> 00:24:19,020
So, this is your new roommate?

369
00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:21,540
- Are we sharing a room?
- We're sharing a bed.

370
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:24,540
But it's OK. It doesn't matter.
And this is his beautiful daughter, Mimi.

371
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:25,847
Hello, Mimi.

372
00:24:26,597 --> 00:24:27,684
Hi.

373
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,860
This guy can check you out anytime.
He's a doctor.

374
00:24:31,925 --> 00:24:33,660
Dottore.

375
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,300
- From India.
- India. Come sit. Sit.

376
00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:45,980
This guy always banging
chicks in the room.

377
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:49,660
- I tell him, "No banging chicks in the room."
- Why do you bang?

378
00:24:49,772 --> 00:24:53,332
First, you bang the chicks in the room,
then you wanna bang a guy.

379
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:55,540
- What next? You wanna bang me?
- No.

380
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,900
- Why would I wanna bang you?
- Sir, there will be hanky-panky.

381
00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,060
- Yeah.
- No banging.

382
00:25:00,927 --> 00:25:03,860
Dottore,
you gotta try today's special.

383
00:25:04,731 --> 00:25:08,244
My daughter's grilled octopussy.

384
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:09,860
Mimi.

385
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:12,580
- Two special, huh?
- Yeah. Two for the doctor.

386
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:16,140
Sir, actually, I'm a vegetarian.

387
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:19,180
- Vegetarian?
- Yes, but Tony isn't. He...

388
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,580
I don't want no octopussy.
Why don't you eat the octopussy?

389
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:24,740
You don't want my
daughter's octopussy?

390
00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:27,540
You, dottore. You will
love my daughter's...

391
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,660
- Yeah, you'll love the octopussy.
- Sir, I don't eat meat.

392
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,260
Why you not want my
daughter's octopussy?

393
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:36,100
Dirty guys.

394
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:39,220
You think I talk about her VJ?

395
00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,860
I have an Uncle Vijay.

396
00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:44,180
- Your uncle has a VJ?
- No, no. His uncle is Vijay.

397
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:45,620
Yes.

398
00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:47,140
Your uncle is your auntie?

399
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:49,740
- No. His auntie has a VJ.
- My uncle...

400
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,300
- Your auntie has a VJ?
- Obviously, she has a VJ.

401
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:54,860
- Your uncle doesn't have a VJ?
His name is Vijay.

402
00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:57,140
Vijay is an Indian name.
- His name-

403
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,540
But it doesn't mean...

404
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:01,220
- It's not a VJ.
- No, no.

405
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:04,580
- Mimi. Mimi.
- Who has the VJ?

406
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:06,780
Mimi. Mimi.

407
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,814
She's choking. Tony, help me.

408
00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:10,355
Mimi, I got you.

409
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:12,528
OK, ready? Ready?

410
00:26:12,646 --> 00:26:13,599
One.

411
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,680
Two.

412
00:26:15,003 --> 00:26:16,203
Three.

413
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,060
- You're OK, Mimi?
- You're so sexy.

414
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,140
OK. You're OK.

415
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:30,060
- My Lord. Dottore.
- She's OK.

416
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,980
- Grazie.
- I told you.

417
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:01,700
Come on, Deepak.
Confidence.

418
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:05,780
- You asshole.
- I'm sorry.

419
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,060
Watch it.
This isn't India, buddy.

420
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,220
Get a license.

421
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,900
Watch out.

422
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,820
Cabbie? Cabbie.

423
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:35,180
- Good day, madam.

424
00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:37,300
368 Glen Manor Drive East.

425
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,900
And don't take the Lake Shore,
take Eastern.

426
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:41,500
Yes.

427
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:50,100
Could you go any slower?

428
00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:52,540
I'm sorry.

429
00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:57,820
I waited 3 hours for a
physical which took 5 minutes.

430
00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:59,500
Yeah...

431
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:02,660
No, no.
Take a left.

432
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:03,940
Yes. Of course.

433
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,580
Stupid cabbie.

434
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:11,940
Madam, um, do you check
your blood pressure regularly?

435
00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:14,740
What's the point of checking?

436
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,700
I'd go broke if I had to buy every pill
my drug plan doesn't cover.

437
00:28:19,224 --> 00:28:20,417
Madam.

438
00:28:20,442 --> 00:28:22,519
Did your physical today
include a mammogram?

439
00:28:22,544 --> 00:28:24,090
A mammogram?

440
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:27,700
You know, for women over 40,
it's so important that...

441
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:30,060
 They said they'd get
me an appointment.

442
00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:31,380
It could take 6 months.

443
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,565
6 months?

444
00:28:33,221 --> 00:28:34,916
That's...

445
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,700
No, no. It's a free
ride today, madam.

446
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:45,500
You're my first customer here.

447
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:48,380
Well, thank you, cabbie.

448
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,940
You're a lot more
caring than my doctors.

449
00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,552
You should've been a doctor.

450
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:02,820
What the...

451
00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:04,900
Come back here.

452
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:08,100
This is not the place.

453
00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:11,220
- Why are you looking so stressed?
- I'm fine.

454
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:13,740
You want a hug?

455
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,380
Tony, it's been 4 hours, one client...

456
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:18,980
How does this work?

457
00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:22,580
OK, relax, boss.
Tony will tell you.

458
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:25,060
There's an an to picking up chiquitas,

459
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,740
and there's an an
to picking up clients.

460
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:30,060
Come, come. Go ahead.
Take a U-turn. Cheers.

461
00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:33,500
Wow. Tall and blonde.
Oh, sexy combo.

462
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:35,198
Hurry, hurry.
Quick. Follow.

463
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:38,780
Hey, Miss Long Legs.

464
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:41,300
You're too beautiful
to take the bus?

465
00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:43,100
Why don't you hop in the cab?

466
00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,422
Say something.

467
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,196
Hey, baby. Do you
work for NASA?

468
00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:48,945
Cause you're out of this world.

469
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:51,924
Oh shit. It's her.

470
00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:54,860
You got a lot of pickup lines, huh?

471
00:29:55,409 --> 00:29:57,649
Shit. Please, miss.
Please listen.

472
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,740
Please listen.
Excuse me, miss.

473
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:03,140
When did you get pregnant?

474
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:04,940
Immaculate Conception.

475
00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:08,060
- What am I saying?
- Jerk.

476
00:30:08,156 --> 00:30:09,630
Miss, I'm really sorry.

477
00:30:09,793 --> 00:30:11,303
That came out totally wrong.

478
00:30:11,675 --> 00:30:13,755
It's getting late,
and it's going to rain.

479
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:15,980
Let me give you a ride, please.
It's...

480
00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:22,180
Please? It's really the least I can do.

481
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:29,380
So, have you been pregnant often'?

482
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,751
What's that supposed to mean?

483
00:30:31,844 --> 00:30:34,340
Nothing. I'm just making the small talk.

484
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,016
Yeah, he is actually quite small.

485
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:39,813
Oh, my God.

486
00:30:39,908 --> 00:30:41,212
My water just broke.

487
00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:43,174
Shit, dude.

488
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,555
You pissed her off so much
she actually peed her pants.

489
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:48,394
On the seat and the floor
and the shoes and everything.

490
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:50,940
You're gonna be OK. We need
to get her to a hospital.

491
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:52,642
Look at this traffic.

492
00:30:52,971 --> 00:30:53,931
Do something.

493
00:30:53,973 --> 00:30:56,364
I'm gonna get us out, OK?
I'm gonna get us out of this.

494
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,820
I can't believe
it's happening now.

495
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,860
Just please calm down, miss.

496
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,860
This is a cabbie emergency.
The baby is about to pop out.

497
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:10,497
- Please. Come on.
- How are you feeling today, miss?

498
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,260
I've been having contractions
and the doctor just said it was...

499
00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:18,940
False alarms. They're called
Braxton Hicks contractions.

500
00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:21,020
Yeah. Exactly what he said.

501
00:31:21,235 --> 00:31:23,007
The baby is coming.

502
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,660
Now I think I feel it coming.

503
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,740
Come on.

504
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,260
Don't stop here, you idiot.

505
00:31:35,491 --> 00:31:37,635
Pull the car, Deepak. Come on.
Indian style.

506
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:39,393
Come on.

507
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,180
Driving like a slow idiot.

508
00:31:48,694 --> 00:31:49,820
OK.

509
00:31:50,498 --> 00:31:51,889
Breathe. Just breathe.

510
00:31:51,947 --> 00:31:53,547
I'm gonna call 911, OK?

511
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:54,660
They'll never make it.

512
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:58,620
Tony, you'll have to get out,
come around and take my place.

513
00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:01,140
Take your place? Are you crazy?
I'm not going in the rain.

514
00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:04,740
OK.

515
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:13,682
OK.

516
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:15,940
I need you to come here,
lie down headfirst.

517
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,180
No.

518
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,820
Please, miss, trust me,
I'm a doctor.

519
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,940
No. You're a cabbie.

520
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:23,500
Miss, you're gonna have your
baby here right here, right now.

521
00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:25,180
Please, you have to trust me, OK?

522
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:33,393
Let me in. Serious
shrinkage, dude.

523
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,180
OK, just breathe.

524
00:32:38,355 --> 00:32:40,027
I'll be right back.

525
00:32:40,255 --> 00:32:41,496
Wait, what?

526
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,100
- Hello.
- Good. Good.

527
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,820
It wasn't supposed
to happen like this.

528
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:52,380
I was supposed to remember this forever.

529
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,940
OK. I'm on it.

530
00:32:54,780 --> 00:32:56,069
Don't even think about it.

531
00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:58,620
Yes, ma'am.

532
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,140
Tony, I need the vodka
to clean my hands and arms.

533
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:02,660
- With what'?
- With the vodka.

534
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:04,340
OK, then say that. Go.

535
00:33:07,082 --> 00:33:10,015
Now, miss, miss, miss?

536
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:12,820
I need to take off
your pants now, OK?

537
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,860
Do you even know what you're doing?
Why don't we just wait for an ambulance?

538
00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:20,060
- Miss, you have to listen to me, OK?
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

539
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:25,740
I need you to open your legs now a little.

540
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:26,860
- It's OK.
- Good.

541
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,660
Good.

542
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:31,700
Breathe shallow and rapid.
- Shallow and rapid breaths.

543
00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:33,180
- OK? OK.

544
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,860
Shallow. Breathe.

545
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,340
- Only push when you
feel a contraction, OK?

546
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:42,660
- Yeah, only push when you have...

547
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:44,947
On second thought, tape this.

548
00:33:44,972 --> 00:33:46,808
If he does anything wrong,
I'm gonna sue his ass.

549
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,153
- Yes, ma'am.
- OK?

550
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,540
Are you ready?

551
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,060
Come on. Now breathe.

552
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:52,780
Shallow, rapid breaths.
Shallow and rapid.

553
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:53,900
Shallow and rapid.

554
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,420
You can do this.

555
00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,860
Ready? Push.

556
00:33:57,930 --> 00:33:59,340
Push.

557
00:34:05,997 --> 00:34:07,700
You can do this.

558
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:10,260
- I can't do it.
- Yes, you can. You can do this.

559
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,900
- No.
- Tony, hand her the Ganesh.

560
00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,100
Yes, sir.

561
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:18,643
OK. Hold it tight.
It'll help. OK?

562
00:34:18,937 --> 00:34:22,217
Ready? Ready?
Push. Push. Push.

563
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:27,738
Push. OK, I can see it.
I can see the head.

564
00:34:27,763 --> 00:34:29,404
Push. Push.

565
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,102
One, two, three.

566
00:34:32,127 --> 00:34:33,734
Push. Push.

567
00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:37,100
Push. Push.

568
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:50,980
Why isn't he crying?
Why isn't my baby crying?

569
00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:53,020
Somethings wrong with the baby.
Put it back in.

570
00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:55,460
Why isn't my baby crying?

571
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:57,820
He's gonna be OK.

572
00:34:58,380 --> 00:34:59,500
Deepak, do something.

573
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,900
It's OK.

574
00:35:12,843 --> 00:35:15,460
He's crying.

575
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,780
He's crying. Yes.

576
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,540
Congratulations.

577
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,020
It's a boy.

578
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,860
Then I saw the baby.
Good to go.

579
00:35:42,028 --> 00:35:43,908
A little bit of vomit
came, actually.

580
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:45,940
From me, not from the baby.

581
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,540
Although, the baby also vomited,
but that I've heard.

582
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:53,580
Deepak told me natural juices come
from all parts of the baby and the mother.

583
00:35:53,873 --> 00:35:56,951
It's quite gross and beautiful,
actually, at the same time.

584
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,380
You know, cabbies are always
prepared, I had this vodka...

585
00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:03,980
Close it up.

586
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:10,340
Actually, you know, I saved the day.
I don't mean to be...

587
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:13,860
What can $37.50 get you nowadays?

588
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:15,660
The cost of delivering a baby

589
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:18,540
if you don't mind having the baby
in the backseat of a cab.

590
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,420
I'm on it. Come on.

591
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,060
Now breathe.
Shallow, rapid breaths.

592
00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:23,380
Shallow and rapid.

593
00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:28,740
You can do this.
You can do this, OK?

594
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,627
You have to be strong.
One more push.

595
00:36:30,751 --> 00:36:35,064
A young cab driver, Deepak V. Chopra,
delivered a baby today in his cab.

596
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:38,300
Something's wrong with the baby.
Why isn't my baby crying?

597
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,420
Deepak, do something.

598
00:36:53,049 --> 00:36:54,769
I heard you had quite the delivery.

599
00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:56,500
You have no idea.

600
00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:57,700
Good morning.

601
00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:59,300
- Hi.
- Good morning.

602
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:01,100
I hope I'm not interrupting.

603
00:37:01,243 --> 00:37:03,523
- No. Come on in.
- Thank you.

604
00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:09,540
I thought I'd come and check up
on my first patients.

605
00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:11,420
Dr. Cabbie.

606
00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:13,180
You can call me Deepak.

607
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,260
My name's Natalie, by the way.

608
00:37:16,814 --> 00:37:19,260
It's nice to meet you, Natalie.

609
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:24,563
So, how is he doing?

610
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,140
- He's so good.
- Yeah?

611
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,940
He's so cute.

612
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,026
Have you found a name yet?

613
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,766
I got nothing.

614
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,660
I've been working on it all day.
I can't think of anything.

615
00:37:34,803 --> 00:37:36,243
Any suggestions?

616
00:37:39,641 --> 00:37:41,561
How about Ganesh?

617
00:37:42,231 --> 00:37:43,637
Wait, you mean, like, that thing?

618
00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:46,908
That thing is the Hindu
elephant god, Ganesh.

619
00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,386
Cool.

620
00:37:48,528 --> 00:37:51,427
They say he's the god
of all things auspicious.

621
00:37:51,452 --> 00:37:53,515
The remover of all obstacles.

622
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:56,020
So he's even more of a celebrity
than you and I.

623
00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:58,371
I imagine that you've seen this?

624
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:01,700
- Hot Babe Gives...
- Birth in a Cab.

625
00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:04,100
- Awesome.
- I'm really sorry about all of this.

626
00:38:04,427 --> 00:38:07,340
My friend Tony, he says he
accidentally hit "upload" and...

627
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,540
Well, he's a jerk.

628
00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:10,253
I know.

629
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:13,975
Do you...

630
00:38:14,279 --> 00:38:16,020
Do you wanna hold him?

631
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,780
I would love to.

632
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,620
OK.

633
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:21,460
Isn't he sweet?
All right.

634
00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:23,540
- Come on. Come on.
- Look it. Yeah.

635
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:25,940
Yeah.

636
00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:29,020
Your father must be so proud.

637
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:30,891
Colin?

638
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,660
Your little accident
is all over the damn press.

639
00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:38,980
This could cost you your bid.

640
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,340
I look good in print.

641
00:38:41,595 --> 00:38:42,915
Hi, Dad.

642
00:38:43,035 --> 00:38:45,635
A bit of news and controversy
is never a bad thing.

643
00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:47,914
- Bonnie.
- Have a seat.

644
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,130
It's a speed bump.

645
00:38:49,155 --> 00:38:50,294
Relax.

646
00:38:50,365 --> 00:38:51,835
I'm in it to win it.

647
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:55,380
Then stop being a poster boy for page 3,
and start making some real news.

648
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:56,820
Headlines? Easy-peasy.

649
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:59,180
I'll throw on a suit and
start kissing babies.

650
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,700
You wanna be the next mayor?

651
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:03,060
Then start by practising
with your own baby.

652
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:06,540
Cause granddad wants
a happy ending.

653
00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:10,392
Happy ending?

654
00:39:12,195 --> 00:39:13,995
You must be psychic.

655
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,740
I can't wait 4 months
for my appointment.

656
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,020
I need to see Dr. Cabbie.

657
00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:19,940
Our company is called Co-op
Cabs, not Co-op Clinic.

658
00:39:20,195 --> 00:39:22,715
- Can I speak with Dr. Cabbie?
- There's no doctor here.

659
00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:25,679
- I can't find a family doctor.
- This isn't a doctor's office, you know.

660
00:39:25,715 --> 00:39:27,555
My hemorrhoids are killing me.

661
00:39:27,675 --> 00:39:28,720
I'm getting a migraine.

662
00:39:28,745 --> 00:39:30,385
I'm not going to the emergency.

663
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:33,060
Wait a minute...
Pete, someone's calling about a doctor?

664
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:35,500
No, don't talk to me, Deepu.

665
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:38,380
So the whole world knows
about my son's heroism, except me.

666
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,460
Ma.

667
00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:41,700
You know how many messages
I've sent you?

668
00:39:41,955 --> 00:39:44,235
Ma, your son is a famous cabbie now.

669
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,020
Famous cabbie?

670
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:48,780
- So I should be proud of you?
- Yeah.

671
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:51,380
Gandhi says that, "The only way
to find yourself

672
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,620
"is to lose yourself
in the service of others."

673
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:56,060
So we are very proud of you.

674
00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,509
Thank you, Auntie.

675
00:40:00,804 --> 00:40:02,173
Pick up that box.

676
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,979
- What is it?
- Just pick it up.

677
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,540
Papa's stethoscope...

678
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:25,540
Oh, Ma.

679
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,313
Thank you.

680
00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,225
Gandhi would've been proud, too.

681
00:40:41,551 --> 00:40:43,439
Thank you for picking us up.

682
00:40:43,464 --> 00:40:44,955
You didn't have to do that.

683
00:40:45,073 --> 00:40:47,393
Well, I just couldn't trust you
with any other cabbie.

684
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:52,020
It's crazy that something so small
is gonna take over my entire life.

685
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:54,540
As a new mother, you have
so much to look forward to.

686
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:58,260
Yeah, I know. 3am feeds,
dirty diapers, breast pumps...

687
00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:04,940
- He's here.
- Hey, guys.

688
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,972
- Hey, buddy.
- What's going on?

689
00:41:08,997 --> 00:41:10,597
Can't help you, boss.

690
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:13,380
I mean, honestly, it isn't fair.
If you get fired for that,

691
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,427
Then Tony should've been fired,
like, 100 times.

692
00:41:15,555 --> 00:41:16,515
I'm fired?

693
00:41:16,594 --> 00:41:18,954
Dude, you had a chick with
her legs open in your cab.

694
00:41:19,090 --> 00:41:21,570
- Yeah, he messed up.
- That's only allowed in Amsterdam.

695
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:25,020
Your suspension papers.

696
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:26,420
What?

697
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,980
- Pete.
- Open it.

698
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,740
Who's she? I'm not hiring
any more of your friends.

699
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,380
Oh, no. She only rides me.

700
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,420
With me. With me.

701
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:45,380
- Congratulations, man.
- Yeah.

702
00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:49,380
Cabbie. Dr. Cabbie.

703
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,060
I'm putting you
in the square one.

704
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,500
Square one?

705
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,946
Good morning. Co-op Taxi.

706
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:03,666
You know why there's such a shortage
of doctors in this country?

707
00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:07,300
Cause you guys are too
busy driving cabs.

708
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:09,783
When was the last time
you had your prostate checked?

709
00:42:09,825 --> 00:42:10,865
What?

710
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:13,420
Taxi.

711
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:14,820
Everything is normal.

712
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:18,860
Cholesterol is a little high,
so we have to get you moving.

713
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,460
Come on, Mimi.

714
00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:24,891
No ice cream, Mimi.
No ice cream.

715
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:26,900
I've had this pain all morning.

716
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:31,860
Sir, I'm going to need you to place
two of these under your tongue.

717
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:36,786
I have a big meeting in 15 minutes.

718
00:42:36,860 --> 00:42:39,420
Sir, you're going to have
a heart attack in 15 minutes.

719
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:02,180
- OK.
- Thank you.

720
00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:05,896
Hi, doc. I got this problem.

721
00:43:05,992 --> 00:43:07,564
I got this really stupid friend

722
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:10,500
who had this real drunken night
and he hooked up with this...

723
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:13,460
I guess it was a girl, but kinda
like a guy. She had man hands.

724
00:43:13,580 --> 00:43:15,820
All of a sudden,
now, he thinks he has an STD.

725
00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:17,955
He should've known because
the minute she opened her legs,

726
00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:19,435
it made your eyes water,
I mean, his eyes water.

727
00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:20,881
Calm down, sir.

728
00:43:20,906 --> 00:43:22,124
Just drop your pants.

729
00:43:23,955 --> 00:43:25,515
Come on. Let's take a look.

730
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,820
Be gentle, all right?

731
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:29,820
I haven't "manscaped"
since it happened, so get ready.

732
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,460
Get those weed whackers out.

733
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:33,460
You gotta get rid of the pain.

734
00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:36,340
If you wanna leave the
swelling, I'm OK with that.

735
00:43:36,452 --> 00:43:38,343
I don't need it, but
you know what I mean?

736
00:43:38,368 --> 00:43:40,295
Every little bit
helps, am I right?

737
00:43:40,331 --> 00:43:41,971
This guy knows what I'm talking about.

738
00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:48,700
- Pain?
- No.

739
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:51,260
Yes.

740
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,820
You call this music, yo?

741
00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:56,380
This is Indian music, sir.

742
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,078
That ain't no music.

743
00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,878
Check it. Watch this.

744
00:44:02,059 --> 00:44:03,517
OK.

745
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:08,783
Are you OK, sir?

746
00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:11,660
- What's going on?
- His appendix is inflamed.

747
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:13,876
He'll be fine.
We have to rush him to emergency.

748
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:20,110
How do you tell the difference
between an oral thermometer

749
00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:21,545
and a rectal thermometer?

750
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:22,826
The taste.

751
00:44:32,594 --> 00:44:35,714
This is turning into
a real pain in the ass.

752
00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:40,740
All stocked up, boss?

753
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:44,340
Your pimp just booked a
bunch of new appointments.

754
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,820
And somebody called
for a refill on a prescription.

755
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:51,180
So what's next? Surgery?

756
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,900
- I know I'm in deep, Pete.
- Yes, you are.

757
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:56,120
But at least I'm
making a difference.

758
00:44:56,238 --> 00:44:57,897
Yeah. We all are.

759
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:03,778
Hold my son I was
dying, last night.

760
00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:05,124
No, Pete. No.

761
00:45:05,442 --> 00:45:07,044
I know....

762
00:45:07,967 --> 00:45:10,111
I'm living now.

763
00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:14,460
I believe the expression is,
"I'm living for the moment."

764
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,165
Oh, yeah.

765
00:45:17,119 --> 00:45:18,556
Well...

766
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,744
OK...

767
00:45:21,815 --> 00:45:23,850
Come on. Let's go.

768
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,799
What happened?

769
00:45:28,824 --> 00:45:31,244
You got that puppy-dog
look today.

770
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,940
- No.
- Natalie, right?

771
00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:37,380
Is it that obvious?

772
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,580
The expression is...

773
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:44,940
There's no cure for love.

774
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:48,420
You gotta grab it by the balls

775
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,540
and take I. for a ride.

776
00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:57,940
Hey, cabbie.

777
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:03,220
- You stalking that blonde?
- I'm busy.

778
00:46:04,234 --> 00:46:05,820
Go away, kid.

779
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,540
Pervert.

780
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:10,795
- What's your problem?
- You're such a loser.

781
00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:12,872
- She's too hot for you anyway.
- Come back here.

782
00:46:12,897 --> 00:46:13,897
Forget about it.

783
00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:24,900
Hello?

784
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:27,500
Natalie.

785
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:30,860
Hi. How are you?

786
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:33,420
I'm fine. You know,just tired.

787
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,420
How are you doing?

788
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:39,100
I'm so busy. I'm helping out
at my uncle's restaurant.

789
00:46:41,721 --> 00:46:44,700
Yeah, you should come by
and see the baby sometime.

790
00:46:46,017 --> 00:46:47,704
I would love to.

791
00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:49,632
How's tomorrow?

792
00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:51,860
OK.

793
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,660
OK. See you soon.

794
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,260
Yes.

795
00:47:03,982 --> 00:47:06,462
Idiot. Get out of the street.

796
00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:59,260
- Rani, what is he doing?
- He thinks it's a girl.

797
00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:01,100
He's so cute.

798
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:09,580
- My Deepu's in love.
- With a mop.

799
00:48:10,025 --> 00:48:13,100
 Love is meant to be
enjoyed, not understood.

800
00:48:14,540 --> 00:48:16,140
You're so wise.

801
00:48:16,579 --> 00:48:18,220
Yeah.

802
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:21,540
Good.

803
00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:24,820
Good boy.

804
00:48:27,477 --> 00:48:29,261
This was my father's.

805
00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:32,540
My heartbeat was the first one
he heard from it.

806
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,500
See?

807
00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:38,660
- He's beautiful.
- Thank you.

808
00:48:38,780 --> 00:48:40,900
You have your mother's eyes.

809
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:42,420
Yeah, you do.

810
00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:45,140
High five. Give me a high five.

811
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,580
You must be hungry.
I cooked dinner.

812
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:52,500
I'm starving. Let's eat.

813
00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:05,140
You like steak, right?

814
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:07,300
Love it.

815
00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:08,700
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

816
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,500
It was between this and lobster.

817
00:49:17,782 --> 00:49:20,860
Holy cow.
That is... is good.

818
00:49:21,151 --> 00:49:22,591
Thank you.

819
00:49:30,283 --> 00:49:33,180
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.

820
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:53,940
I am ready.

821
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:01,060
- I just wanna eat it.
- Come here, darling.

822
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:03,900
You want me to come?
OK, I'm coming.

823
00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:23,740
- Wait.
- What?

824
00:50:32,450 --> 00:50:33,970
Mimi.

825
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:39,100
Going to bed.

826
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:50,140
How many times I tell you,
no doing sex here in my house.

827
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:52,420
I'm not doing sex in your house.

828
00:50:53,668 --> 00:50:55,981
- Who's that?
- Where?

829
00:50:56,006 --> 00:50:57,561
Where. The signer...

830
00:50:58,031 --> 00:50:59,393
The signer...

831
00:51:01,450 --> 00:51:02,890
What do you have in your mouth?

832
00:51:03,673 --> 00:51:04,673
Bubble gum.

833
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:06,420
Bubble gum? Show me.

834
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,940
What time is it?

835
00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:36,740
- What's up, Love Muffin?
- Yeah?

836
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:39,500
Colin, I told you
to clean up this baby mess.

837
00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:42,620
- The press is on us like diaper rash.
Get on it now.

838
00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:44,740
Yeah, OK. No, I heard you, Dad.

839
00:51:44,860 --> 00:51:46,304
- Yeah, I'll deal with it.
- Now.

840
00:51:46,420 --> 00:51:48,580
I said I'll deal with it. OK, bye.

841
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,660
What's going on?

842
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:55,340
Cancel my massage.
And get me a nice gift for a newborn.

843
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,300
and the newspaper,
and some breakfast,

844
00:51:57,420 --> 00:51:59,500
and a scotch,
and a cup of coffee.

845
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,780
Stupid baby.

846
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:02,533
Thank you, doctor.

847
00:52:03,128 --> 00:52:04,694
Of course.

848
00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:16,169
So...

849
00:52:16,715 --> 00:52:19,740
Whatever happened
between you and him?

850
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:21,764
Him who?

851
00:52:22,415 --> 00:52:23,747
The baby's father.

852
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,500
Colin.

853
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:27,260
Well...

854
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:30,540
I was a young lawyer.

855
00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:33,660
And I thought he had everything.

856
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,540
Career, looks, charm.

857
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:41,460
He asked me to look over his briefs,

858
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:44,020
and I thought he meant legal papers.

859
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:50,380
A week later, he stopped calling me Pumpkin,
and then no more calls.

860
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,813
What happened when you told
him you were pregnant?

861
00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:55,660
He asked me whose it was,
and had me kicked out of the firm.

862
00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:58,660
Thanks to him, I serve
coffee for a living now.

863
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:04,580
Mmm. I have no idea who it is.
One second.

864
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,340
- Daddy's home.
- What are you doing here?

865
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,700
- I come bearing gifts.

866
00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:16,780
Something for Mommy,
something for little Colin Jr.

867
00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:18,380
Where is he?
Is he inside?

868
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:19,940
Little Colin Jr..

869
00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:21,180
His name is Ganesh.

870
00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:23,660
Gesundheit.
Sorry. What did you say?

871
00:53:23,820 --> 00:53:25,260
- I'm serious.
- Ganesh? Really?

872
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:27,660
Is that a vindaloo dish
at a cheap Indian takeout?

873
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:28,860
Here,these are for you.

874
00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:31,540
It means "god of all things
auspicious, remover of obstacles."

875
00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:34,740
Hi. We didn't order a cab.
How did you get in here?

876
00:53:34,860 --> 00:53:35,860
- Don't be a jerk.

877
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,940
This is the man who delivered my baby.
This is Deepak.

878
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,780
- Thank you very much.
- It's fine.

879
00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:43,580
Hold these for a second,
'cause I have something for you.

880
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:46,220
I wanted to thank you.
It's your delivery fee.

881
00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:49,620
- Please don't do that.
- I gotta go.

882
00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:52,340
- Thank you very, very much.
- Get the hell out of my house.

883
00:53:54,299 --> 00:53:56,820
Look, I don't know what's
going on with you two,

884
00:53:56,877 --> 00:54:00,677
but the cabbie can drive you to the showroom,
but he can't buy you the Dior handbag.

885
00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:04,379
The good things in life need the
good money, and you know that.

886
00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:06,565
Think about it.

887
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:13,980
Dr. Cabbie, it's Edith.
Mrs. Robinson.

888
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:16,460
Yeah, I think somethings wrong.

889
00:54:19,662 --> 00:54:21,355
It's good to see you again,
Mrs. Robinson.

890
00:54:21,380 --> 00:54:22,771
Thank you, doctor.

891
00:54:22,796 --> 00:54:24,604
OK. Let's take a look.

892
00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:33,900
Mrs. Robinson, you need to see
an ophthalmologist right away.

893
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:37,500
My health plan only allows that
once a year. It'll have to wait.

894
00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:40,140
How about we end our date
with a drive to the hospital?

895
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:42,300
Now, Mrs. Robinson.

896
00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:45,420
Blood pressure medication,
Ramipril, once a day.

897
00:54:45,540 --> 00:54:47,940
Son, you're taking a huge risk.

898
00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:51,060
Shall we?

899
00:54:55,740 --> 00:54:57,460
They're so big.

900
00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:59,180
I know.

901
00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:01,060
You can have them too.

902
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,860
- Socks.
- Yeah, socks. No one has to know.

903
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,460
All right.

904
00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:08,500
Underneath, so like...

905
00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:11,420
- Like that?
- Oh, yes. So it's like boobies.

906
00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:12,980
- All right.
- The tea, is it hot?

907
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,620
- Put this over there. Come on.
- OK.

908
00:55:14,740 --> 00:55:16,060
They're gonna be here soon, guys.

909
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,060
Look at these gulab jamun.
They're completely cold.

910
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:19,700
Go and microwave them, then.

911
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:21,540
- Why do it now?
- Please.

912
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:24,380
OK, I think it looks...
Come on, Rani.

913
00:55:24,540 --> 00:55:26,380
- Put this over there. Yeah.
- Hello, family.

914
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,420
They're here.

915
00:55:28,090 --> 00:55:30,580
Natalie, welcome to our home.

916
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,660
Yeah.
- Natalie, can I have the baby?

917
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:35,351
Our little, white Ganesh.

918
00:55:35,376 --> 00:55:37,838
My little Ganesh.
Just look at him.

919
00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:39,980
- Come, come.
- Look at him.

920
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:42,540
That's what you said,
"Look at him."

921
00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:43,740
Hi, guys.

922
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:45,580
Open your eyes, baby.

923
00:55:46,825 --> 00:55:48,540
He's a darling.

924
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:49,700
Little baby nose.

925
00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:54,500
- His eyes are just like Deepu's. Look.

926
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:56,380
How did that happen?
- That's because

927
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:59,700
we're all connected by an akashic field.
- Of course.

928
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:02,060
- You know, Deepu's
never had a girlfriend before.

929
00:56:02,180 --> 00:56:03,900
Oh, nice boy.

930
00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:05,820
You're so lucky.

931
00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:10,500
I had to kiss a lot of frogs
before I found my maharaja.

932
00:56:11,246 --> 00:56:12,434
Me.

933
00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:16,700
Where'd you find him?

934
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:20,700
- Well.
- Try the gulab jamun.

935
00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:22,100
- Brown balls?
- Yeah.

936
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,180
They're very good.

937
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,420
Trust me, once you go brown,
you'll never frown.

938
00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:26,700
So true.
Promise.

939
00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:30,580
Do it, Deepu. Do it.

940
00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:31,780
Yeah, OK.

941
00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:37,260
Mrs. Chopra, you must be so proud

942
00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:40,380
to have such a caring,
compassionate son.

943
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:44,300
So, you mean I don't have to worry
about Deepu's marriage anymore?

944
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:46,420
Ma...
Joking.

945
00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:48,100
You're so lucky.

946
00:56:48,220 --> 00:56:50,220
I always told the stud-muffin...

947
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:52,660
Let a nice girl dance
into your heart...

948
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:55,220
Not the back of your cab.

949
00:56:56,285 --> 00:56:57,580
Funny.

950
00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,020
He's so funny.

951
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,580
Did Rani dance her way
into your heart?

952
00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:11,500
Yes, Uncle, tell us.

953
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:13,260
- OK...
- Come on.

954
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:15,300
It was so long ago.

955
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:18,460
Tell them, honey. Tell them.

956
00:57:18,659 --> 00:57:20,459
- It was the 90s.
- Yeah.

957
00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:22,260
I'd been here 3 years.

958
00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:26,940
The government was sending me back
to India on urgent business.

959
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:30,260
But before I left,

960
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:32,820
There was one thing
I simply had to do.

961
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:37,500
Watch Renee Rogers dance
at my favorite venue

962
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,460
for the performing arts.

963
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:42,100
- You?
- I know.

964
00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:45,300
- I bought a front-row orchestra seat.

965
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,620
Big money.

966
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:52,220
That night, Rani was Eve,

967
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,220
and the stage was her garden.

968
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,980
Remy Yeah. Like magic.

969
00:57:57,100 --> 00:58:00,540
Such poise, such artistry...

970
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:04,660
Honey. He's so sweet.

971
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:09,260
The finer details of her costume
filled my eyes with wonder.

972
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,060
Silky.

973
00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:15,460
I was so moved...

974
00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:17,317
I was ready to...

975
00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:19,605
Pop... the question.

976
00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:20,858
So romantic.

977
00:58:20,883 --> 00:58:22,243
Marry me, babe.

978
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:29,260
Please. Make me the happiest
man alive, darling.

979
00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:32,660
Looks like I just did.

980
00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:35,580
That's so romantic.

981
00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:36,860
That's so sweet.

982
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:41,660
You know, Viju, I always say,
"When in Rome, do the Romans."

983
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:42,780
I did.

984
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:12,340
I hope you're ready, doctor.

985
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,060
Yeah. Come on.

986
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,700
- Mimi, no. No, Mimi.
- Sexy doctor.

987
00:59:29,180 --> 00:59:30,620
No, Mimi. Please.

988
00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:36,020
Tony, wake up.

989
00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:46,100
Please. Tony.

990
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,660
Deepak.
No.

991
00:59:49,780 --> 00:59:51,900
Mimi. Mimi.

992
00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,180
Natalie, Natalie, look,
I've stopped drinking.

993
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:00,820
I'm cleaning up my act.

994
01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:05,580
Look, I know I've been an ass,
and I do not expect you to forgive me, OK?

995
01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:07,580
Hear me out.

996
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,157
Look, look, I'll...

997
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:12,322
I'll understand if you say no.

998
01:00:14,756 --> 01:00:17,076
Can I just hold my son?

999
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,700
Look at that smile.

1000
01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:22,540
That's the most beautiful
face I've ever seen.

1001
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:27,820
We do good work.

1002
01:00:32,709 --> 01:00:34,629
Broke a window.

1003
01:00:36,355 --> 01:00:38,155
You've done a very good job.

1004
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,075
Our backers are very pleased.

1005
01:00:41,324 --> 01:00:45,069
- The media is loving our family-man spin.
- Yeah, but it's killing my mojo.

1006
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:48,020
Excuses, excuses.

1007
01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:50,700
There's 3 things you need
to win an election:

1008
01:00:50,820 --> 01:00:54,203
money, media and minorities.

1009
01:00:54,281 --> 01:00:55,500
Come on, Bonnie.

1010
01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:02,860
So, welcome to my home.

1011
01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:06,580
- Well, upstairs. I live upstairs.
- Oh, OK.

1012
01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:37,100
- Antipasto.
- Thank you.

1013
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,020
Thank you.

1014
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:42,420
No octopussy?

1015
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:46,020
- No octopussy today, Mimi.
- Octopussy?

1016
01:01:46,154 --> 01:01:48,654
It's Mimi's special.

1017
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:50,798
Thank you.

1018
01:01:51,173 --> 01:01:52,434
You're welcome.

1019
01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:57,265
Please.

1020
01:01:57,515 --> 01:01:58,875
So...

1021
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:04,140
My family is having this really small
birthday party for me next week, and...

1022
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,604
And we would just love
for you to be there.

1023
01:02:06,629 --> 01:02:08,604
Of course. I'd love that.

1024
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:11,740
So, what can I get for the birthday boy?

1025
01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:15,420
Well, a residency in a hospital
would be great.

1026
01:02:15,580 --> 01:02:18,220
How's it going on that front?

1027
01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:22,060
Good. You know, actually,
I've applied to some US schools and...

1028
01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:26,346
You know, it's such
a long shot and...

1029
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:29,035
No, that's great. Really.

1030
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:31,465
And I might not
even go by the end.

1031
01:02:31,490 --> 01:02:33,293
You gotta do what you
gotta do, right?

1032
01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:34,820
Yeah.

1033
01:02:45,084 --> 01:02:46,684
Hi, Tony.

1034
01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:02,300
I'm sorry, boss.

1035
01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:26,405
Miss?

1036
01:03:29,860 --> 01:03:30,940
Look, miss, we've...

1037
01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:32,540
Look, we've all had our bad days.

1038
01:03:32,660 --> 01:03:33,629
Miss?

1039
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:36,309
Leave me alone. Go away.

1040
01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:39,340
This bridge...

1041
01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:42,540
It's not high enough to kill anyone.

1042
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,060
You're just gonna wake up
in the hospital,

1043
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:50,220
Broken bones, face mangled
beyond recognition.

1044
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:52,380
Don't get close, or I'll jump.

1045
01:03:54,940 --> 01:03:57,060
I can give you a ride
to a taller bridge.

1046
01:03:57,637 --> 01:03:59,940
My cab is right there.

1047
01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:02,540
Go away.

1048
01:04:02,660 --> 01:04:04,300
I'm going.

1049
01:04:12,820 --> 01:04:14,660
I'm in love.

1050
01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:20,977
And I'm pregnant.

1051
01:04:22,700 --> 01:04:24,583
My boyfriend...

1052
01:04:24,608 --> 01:04:26,684
is a white guy.

1053
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,500
If my family finds out...

1054
01:04:30,714 --> 01:04:32,152
Stay right where you are.

1055
01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:37,820
I'm in love too.

1056
01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:41,340
And she's a white girl.

1057
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,860
And I'm not sure she
sees a future with me.

1058
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:47,860
I get it.

1059
01:04:49,612 --> 01:04:51,326
What are you doing about it?

1060
01:04:51,740 --> 01:04:53,420
I'm trying to build bridges.

1061
01:04:55,296 --> 01:04:56,460
Not jump off them.

1062
01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:59,060
What's her name?

1063
01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:00,620
Natalie.

1064
01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:03,060
Boring.

1065
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:04,860
OK.

1066
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,860
What's yours?

1067
01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:11,220
Zarah.

1068
01:05:11,340 --> 01:05:12,660
I'm Deepak.

1069
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:17,580
It will kill my parents if they knew.

1070
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,300
Zarah, if you jump off this bridge,

1071
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,660
Your love ends.

1072
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:27,300
But if you walk this way,
you can bring hope.

1073
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:31,260
You don't wanna kill your love, Zarah.

1074
01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:35,220
Come on.

1075
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:40,460
- You don't wanna do this.
- Let me go.

1076
01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:43,780
God. Please. Please.

1077
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:45,180
Come on, Zarah.

1078
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:55,500
It's gonna be OK.

1079
01:05:58,660 --> 01:05:59,740
It's OK.

1080
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:03,460
Zarah, promise me
you'll tell your family about this.

1081
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:07,260
Zarah,these are for you.

1082
01:06:09,053 --> 01:06:10,933
They'll help keep you calm,

1083
01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:14,180
and they're perfectly safe
during your pregnancy.

1084
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:18,250
But just one a day for 2 weeks.

1085
01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:19,430
OK?

1086
01:07:12,130 --> 01:07:14,170
Honey.
Hello.

1087
01:07:14,622 --> 01:07:17,220
Look at the two of you.

1088
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,460
- Real good, Britney Spears.
- Yay, Britney.

1089
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,740
My, my.

1090
01:07:25,860 --> 01:07:28,860
Look at this.
All me.

1091
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:30,400
Yeah.

1092
01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:34,276
Natalie. There you are.

1093
01:07:34,301 --> 01:07:36,044
I didn't even recognize you.
Oh, hi.

1094
01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:37,260
Hi.

1095
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:39,340
My hair, you mean.
That's all Rani.

1096
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:41,220
Yeah, thank you.

1097
01:07:44,780 --> 01:07:45,980
Come on, come on.

1098
01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:48,038
- Shame on you. Oh, shame.
- Come dance.

1099
01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:50,460
Where is the birthday boy?

1100
01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:53,220
Where is Deepak?
That's right. Where is he?

1101
01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:54,620
Where is he?

1102
01:07:58,460 --> 01:08:00,140
Champagne for everybody.

1103
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,820
Happy birthday, Dr. Cabbie.

1104
01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:19,180
So, I thought you said
it was a small party.

1105
01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:21,420
It's not that big.

1106
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:24,900
By Indian standards.

1107
01:09:25,247 --> 01:09:26,620
Right.

1108
01:09:31,540 --> 01:09:33,460
You've been running
away from me all night.

1109
01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:36,754
Natalie...

1110
01:09:36,779 --> 01:09:38,484
Look, it's OK.

1111
01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:42,500
I may never end up
being a doctor again,

1112
01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:44,980
and could just be a cabbie
for the rest of my life.

1113
01:09:45,058 --> 01:09:46,198
Wait.

1114
01:09:46,510 --> 01:09:48,677
What are you talking about?

1115
01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:51,675
I saw the pictures
in the newspaper.

1116
01:09:52,664 --> 01:09:55,744
Listen, he tricked me.

1117
01:09:56,900 --> 01:09:59,540
He planted those pictures
for his potential campaign.

1118
01:09:59,693 --> 01:10:00,654
And...

1119
01:10:01,732 --> 01:10:03,420
l should've known better.

1120
01:10:05,140 --> 01:10:07,020
Colin can offer you the world.

1121
01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:10,900
He can, and he did.

1122
01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:14,660
But I have my own.

1123
01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:19,300
Tony. Tony.

1124
01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:57,340
No. No. What are you doing?

1125
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:00,500
What's going on?

1126
01:12:04,180 --> 01:12:06,580
Deepak Chopra,
you are under arrest.

1127
01:12:06,860 --> 01:12:09,260
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say

1128
01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:12,980
can or will used against you
in a court of law.

1129
01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:14,810
You have a right
to an attorney...

1130
01:12:14,835 --> 01:12:16,084
Don't worry.

1131
01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:18,620
One will be appointed to you.
Do you understand your rights?

1132
01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:19,940
Please.

1133
01:12:20,060 --> 01:12:21,220
Tony.

1134
01:12:21,340 --> 01:12:22,860
No, please.
Where are you taking him?

1135
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:25,140
Please, listen to me.
This is a mistake.

1136
01:12:35,860 --> 01:12:37,900
Zarah's life hangs by a thread.

1137
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:40,860
So does Dr. Cabbie's fate.
Once the darling of the city,

1138
01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:43,500
he could now face up
to 15 years in jail

1139
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,100
on charges ranging
from impersonating a doctor

1140
01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:48,340
to dispensing controlled drugs
without a license

1141
01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:51,380
and criminal negligence
causing bodily harm.

1142
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:55,460
The cabbie from India
who fought for his hospital residency

1143
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:58,900
may be fighting
for his own residency in this country.

1144
01:12:59,705 --> 01:13:01,065
Please, please.

1145
01:13:01,122 --> 01:13:06,002
I'm here today to offer support,
I'm hereto offer sympathy.

1146
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,217
And more than anything,
to find solutions

1147
01:13:08,242 --> 01:13:11,260
to help this shattered family
and this outraged city.

1148
01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:14,220
Well, after this Dr. Cabbie's trial,

1149
01:13:14,860 --> 01:13:18,460
on behalf of the Mahmoods,
our law firm is gonna launch a civil suit

1150
01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:21,380
that will make sure that this hard-working,
immigrant family...

1151
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:23,755
never has to work
another day in their lives.

1152
01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:25,500
Thank you. That's all for now.

1153
01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:37,020
Your lawyer's here.

1154
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,380
What are you doing here?

1155
01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:48,540
I'm hereto see you, idiot.

1156
01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:50,140
I...

1157
01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:53,100
I started my own law firm today.

1158
01:13:56,612 --> 01:13:58,132
As your first patient,

1159
01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:02,660
I'd like to ask you
if you'd be my first client.

1160
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:06,940
Natalie, I do not want to drag you
into all of this.

1161
01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:10,540
Deepak, I dragged myself into this
the moment I set foot in your cab.

1162
01:14:10,660 --> 01:14:12,060
You're wasting your time.

1163
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,871
Do you believe you did the right thing
by treating those people?

1164
01:14:17,050 --> 01:14:18,794
Drop it.

1165
01:14:18,819 --> 01:14:20,262
It's over.

1166
01:14:24,380 --> 01:14:26,100
Maybe I was wrong about you.

1167
01:14:27,420 --> 01:14:29,340
Maybe you don't believe
what you did was right.

1168
01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:33,580
Maybe you're not the man
I thought you were.

1169
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,900
I'm not.

1170
01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:52,980
Attorney Wilman.
Please wait.

1171
01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,700
Sign here.

1172
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:02,060
I'm gonna need a lot of autographs.

1173
01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:05,700
By the way, really liking the stubble, doc.

1174
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:11,060
Bail was set at $25,000.

1175
01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:13,900
Your uncle took care of it.

1176
01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:20,180
Before you sign this rookie
who is going up against a 28-year veteran,

1177
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:23,740
just know that there's always a risk.

1178
01:15:24,740 --> 01:15:28,100
Like, a risk that you
may never be a doctor again.

1179
01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:31,460
We're in this together.

1180
01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:41,180
Wilcher.

1181
01:15:43,263 --> 01:15:44,780
Wilchie.

1182
01:15:44,900 --> 01:15:46,220
These pics are great.

1183
01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:48,020
Here you go.

1184
01:15:48,140 --> 01:15:50,420
The cops have been following
this guy for months.

1185
01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:54,020
You nail this cabbie,
I'll make you my chief legal officer

1186
01:15:54,140 --> 01:15:55,140
when I'm elected mayor.

1187
01:15:55,260 --> 01:15:57,420
Look, I don't care
how you do it,just...

1188
01:15:58,420 --> 01:16:01,580
get Dr. Rickshaw sent back
to wherever the hell it is he came from.

1189
01:16:01,700 --> 01:16:04,820
Dr. Curry will be sent home in a hurry.
Not to worry.

1190
01:16:05,340 --> 01:16:07,180
That's racist.

1191
01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:11,300
I gotta keep this stupid family-man act up
till after the election.

1192
01:16:11,420 --> 01:16:13,100
I just want him out of Natalie's life.

1193
01:16:13,864 --> 01:16:15,784
Listen, talking about your baby-mama.

1194
01:16:16,545 --> 01:16:18,385
I hear she wants to play lawyer.

1195
01:16:18,410 --> 01:16:20,070
Is she any good?

1196
01:16:20,179 --> 01:16:22,308
Oh, Natalie's very, very good.

1197
01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:24,660
She used to work under me.

1198
01:16:24,850 --> 01:16:26,610
I like a good fight.

1199
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:28,460
You mean as a lawyer?

1200
01:16:29,420 --> 01:16:31,700
No, I... l wouldn't worry about her.

1201
01:16:32,054 --> 01:16:33,730
Lawyer.

1202
01:16:42,734 --> 01:16:44,288
You all right?

1203
01:16:44,780 --> 01:16:45,889
Deepu?

1204
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:52,620
Natalie, are you ready?

1205
01:16:52,818 --> 01:16:54,578
- Papa's with you.
- It's all gonna be OK.

1206
01:16:58,275 --> 01:17:00,355
Sir? Natalie Wilman.

1207
01:17:07,379 --> 01:17:08,940
Come here, come here.

1208
01:17:09,740 --> 01:17:13,340
You know what? I'm actually
in a pretty generous mood today,

1209
01:17:13,460 --> 01:17:17,020
so you get your client
to plead guilty...

1210
01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:19,460
To impersonating a doctor,

1211
01:17:20,180 --> 01:17:22,780
then I'll drop all the other charges.
What do you say?

1212
01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:27,700
He's innocent, and pleading
guilty means deportation.

1213
01:17:27,899 --> 01:17:29,139
So no deal.

1214
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:30,640
All rise.

1215
01:17:40,340 --> 01:17:42,140
Mr. Chopra, how do you plead?

1216
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,700
I object, Your honor.

1217
01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:51,140
Miss Wilman, normally you only
object to things he says.

1218
01:17:51,260 --> 01:17:54,340
Objecting to what the judge
says can seriously offend him.

1219
01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:57,060
Your honor, you referred
to my client as Mr. Chopra.

1220
01:17:57,220 --> 01:17:59,860
He's a certified doctor
and deserves to be addressed as such.

1221
01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:03,420
Mr. Chopra?

1222
01:18:05,660 --> 01:18:06,740
Not guilty, Your honor.

1223
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:08,820
- Yes. Not guilty.
- What are you doing?

1224
01:18:08,908 --> 01:18:10,508
OK.

1225
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:13,380
Let's go.

1226
01:18:13,540 --> 01:18:16,180
After putting Mr. Chopra
under surveillance,

1227
01:18:16,340 --> 01:18:18,740
I found a full medical clinic,

1228
01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:21,380
client charts and prescription drugs

1229
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:24,540
like oxycodone,
morphine and lorazepam.

1230
01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:28,940
But Dr. Chopra said it was a
symptom of retinal detachment.

1231
01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:31,173
And he dragged me off to the ER.

1232
01:18:31,438 --> 01:18:33,284
And was his diagnosis accurate?

1233
01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:35,500
Well, the specialist
said if I had waited...

1234
01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:37,060
I would've lost my eye.

1235
01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:38,180
Thank you.

1236
01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:41,940
You are saying that you paid Mr.
Chopra $50...

1237
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:44,740
As payment for medical services.

1238
01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:46,540
Yes, but it was a tip.

1239
01:18:46,660 --> 01:18:48,140
For medical services.

1240
01:18:48,260 --> 01:18:49,860
Yes or no?

1241
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,900
Yes or no, Mrs. Robinson?

1242
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:54,100
- Yes.
- Thank you.

1243
01:18:54,220 --> 01:18:56,660
Thank you very much
for clarifying that.

1244
01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:12,700
I came here thinking
I could make a difference.

1245
01:19:14,340 --> 01:19:15,700
What have I done?

1246
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:19,020
I've shamed our family.

1247
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,220
I've ruined Papa's legacy.

1248
01:19:27,460 --> 01:19:32,380
Deepu, there are 3 things
that can never be hidden.

1249
01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:37,700
The Sun, the Moon and the truth.

1250
01:19:38,980 --> 01:19:42,860
And the truth is you
help people, Beta.

1251
01:19:45,820 --> 01:19:47,380
Not everybody thinks so.

1252
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:51,780
Well, then, they're mean.

1253
01:19:52,940 --> 01:19:55,180
But you know what they
say about mean people?

1254
01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:59,820
That they come back in their
next life as a fly and eat poop.

1255
01:20:16,260 --> 01:20:17,275
Here we go.

1256
01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:19,980
Tony, don't be nervous.
Just be yourself, OK?

1257
01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:23,820
So, what was this, then? A little
side-business you two had going?

1258
01:20:30,220 --> 01:20:35,220
See, as brownies, we'll do
a lot for an extra buck.

1259
01:20:35,380 --> 01:20:40,460
We'll cut your hair with one hand
and we'll cut your taxes with the other.

1260
01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:44,900
Asking me to deliver a baby
in the back of my cab for an extra $20,

1261
01:20:45,020 --> 01:20:48,260
I mean, that's a little much,
even for us, huh?

1262
01:20:49,380 --> 01:20:52,140
Thank you very much.
That was a compelling comedy routine.

1263
01:20:52,638 --> 01:20:54,471
You know...

1264
01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:59,940
Deepak, man, he saved 2 lives in the cab.

1265
01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:00,980
Two lives.

1266
01:21:01,140 --> 01:21:02,980
He's a hero.

1267
01:21:04,140 --> 01:21:05,260
Our hero.

1268
01:21:05,700 --> 01:21:09,500
Mr. Donaldson, what did Dr.
Chopra prescribe you?

1269
01:21:09,620 --> 01:21:12,380
Herbal medicine and hope.

1270
01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:18,340
What's the matter with all
you stupid, smart people?

1271
01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:22,620
There's a lot of people in this country.
They need doctors.

1272
01:21:22,740 --> 01:21:25,100
And you've got your heads

1273
01:21:25,220 --> 01:21:28,900
so far up your asses,
you can't see you got a really good one

1274
01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:30,780
sitting right there in front of you?.

1275
01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:33,860
I'm on my way out,

1276
01:21:34,780 --> 01:21:37,340
but he just might
save your life one day.

1277
01:21:39,580 --> 01:21:41,740
You're gonna beat it, kid.

1278
01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:47,100
You gotta grab 'em by the balls
and enjoy the ride.

1279
01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:48,660
Your honor, please.

1280
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:53,900
The defense calls Zarah
Mahmood to the stand.

1281
01:21:59,835 --> 01:22:01,061
Zarah.

1282
01:22:01,138 --> 01:22:03,437
You swallowed the whole
bottle of antidepressants.

1283
01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:05,140
Why?

1284
01:22:06,140 --> 01:22:10,220
When I overheard
my mom and dad say...

1285
01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:13,580
That I had shamed them.

1286
01:22:15,580 --> 01:22:17,060
They would rather die.

1287
01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:22,140
I decided to take my own life.

1288
01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:27,980
To let them live.

1289
01:22:28,100 --> 01:22:31,180
Now, tell us the night that
you contemplated suicide...

1290
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:33,740
Did Mr. Chopra... did he call 911?

1291
01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:37,580
- No.
- No. Did he call social services?

1292
01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:40,580
- No.
- Did he call your parents?

1293
01:22:40,892 --> 01:22:42,002
No.

1294
01:22:42,231 --> 01:22:44,964
Zarah, did Dr.
Chopra, in any way,

1295
01:22:45,578 --> 01:22:47,698
influence your decision
to take your life?

1296
01:22:48,660 --> 01:22:51,660
He saved my life.

1297
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:57,980
- But he did give you a bottle
of illegal prescription drugs.

1298
01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:00,900
- Is that correct?
- Yes.

1299
01:23:01,060 --> 01:23:05,420
Zarah, Mr. Chopra was an
irresponsible young man

1300
01:23:05,540 --> 01:23:07,540
who failed in his basic civil duty.

1301
01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:10,180
- Objection, Your honor.
- Sustained.

1302
01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:12,940
I stand corrected, sir.
Thank you, Zarah.

1303
01:23:15,940 --> 01:23:18,020
Careful, Mr. Wilcher.

1304
01:23:24,180 --> 01:23:26,460
My parents used to bring
me here when I was little.

1305
01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:29,700
I like to come out here
when I miss them.

1306
01:23:31,980 --> 01:23:33,300
Look at each plane.

1307
01:23:34,020 --> 01:23:37,740
So many different people,
so many different dreams.

1308
01:23:38,860 --> 01:23:41,260
How many of them
actually come true?

1309
01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:45,620
Your dream of becoming a doctor
has turned into a real nightmare.

1310
01:23:49,060 --> 01:23:51,580
I was bound by an
oath that I took.

1311
01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:54,340
You always keep your promises?

1312
01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:57,420
Yeah, of course.

1313
01:24:24,980 --> 01:24:28,580
Can you tell me
how you justify...

1314
01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:33,020
A tip that is 5 times your cab fare?

1315
01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:38,860
Sir, from what I understand,
in some professions...

1316
01:24:39,020 --> 01:24:42,460
People charge $50 for just
5 minutes of service.

1317
01:24:42,580 --> 01:24:44,180
Prostitutes.

1318
01:24:45,260 --> 01:24:46,300
Lawyers.

1319
01:24:49,380 --> 01:24:50,660
Order.

1320
01:24:50,780 --> 01:24:55,300
I'm glad that you're having
a good time here, Mr. Chopra.

1321
01:24:55,940 --> 01:24:59,820
But tell me, there are
millions of needy in India.

1322
01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:03,820
Yet you fly 7,000 miles to come
here and treat people for free?

1323
01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:06,620
I came hereto heal people.

1324
01:25:07,980 --> 01:25:09,700
No matter where they come from.

1325
01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:12,340
That's very, very moving.

1326
01:25:13,540 --> 01:25:15,260
And so sincere.

1327
01:25:16,580 --> 01:25:18,140
But tell me...

1328
01:25:19,420 --> 01:25:22,900
Did you at any time know that
what you were doing was illegal?

1329
01:25:24,413 --> 01:25:25,655
I had taken an oath.

1330
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:27,757
Yes or no, Mr. Chopra?

1331
01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:31,940
Yes.

1332
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:36,140
Yes, I did.

1333
01:25:38,660 --> 01:25:40,340
Thank you, Mr. Chopra.

1334
01:25:42,460 --> 01:25:44,260
You may step down, Mr. Chopra.

1335
01:25:46,060 --> 01:25:48,340
Mr. Chopra, you may step down.

1336
01:26:14,860 --> 01:26:19,340
I swear to fulfill, to the best
of my ability and judgment...

1337
01:26:19,561 --> 01:26:21,921
- We're finished with the witness.
- Please, Your honor.

1338
01:26:22,063 --> 01:26:26,340
- May I always act so as to preserve
the finest traditions of my calling...

1339
01:26:28,020 --> 01:26:33,700
and may I long experience the joy
of healing those who may seek my help.

1340
01:26:36,380 --> 01:26:39,620
I will remember
that I do not treat a fever chart,

1341
01:26:40,220 --> 01:26:41,660
a cancerous growth,

1342
01:26:42,740 --> 01:26:44,660
but a sick human being.

1343
01:26:45,660 --> 01:26:49,500
I will remember that I remain
a member of society

1344
01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:52,620
with special obligations
to all human beings.

1345
01:26:53,540 --> 01:26:57,220
I will respect the
hard-won scientific gains

1346
01:26:57,340 --> 01:27:00,380
of those physicians in
whose steps I walk.

1347
01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:06,780
I will remember that warmth,
sympathy and understanding...

1348
01:27:07,660 --> 01:27:11,420
may outweigh the surgeon's
knife or the chemist's drug.

1349
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:15,260
I will not permit
race, religion,

1350
01:27:15,380 --> 01:27:17,940
nationality or social standing

1351
01:27:18,060 --> 01:27:22,340
intervene between my
duty and my patients.

1352
01:27:23,180 --> 01:27:27,420
If I do not violate this oath,
may I be respected while I live,

1353
01:27:27,540 --> 01:27:29,380
remembered affectionately
thereafter.

1354
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:38,540
Your honor, may I?

1355
01:27:44,740 --> 01:27:48,180
Dr. Chopra, what did
you just recite?

1356
01:27:49,780 --> 01:27:53,340
- The Hippocratic Oath.
- Why?

1357
01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:56,122
Because I swore to it.

1358
01:27:57,675 --> 01:27:59,064
Dr. Chopra.

1359
01:27:59,089 --> 01:28:01,591
Do you believe that
what you did was right?

1360
01:28:02,260 --> 01:28:04,460
With all my heart, yes.

1361
01:28:07,780 --> 01:28:11,900
And had I not done so,
I would've betrayed my profession...

1362
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:15,220
and everything I believe in.

1363
01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:17,540
Thank you.

1364
01:28:19,101 --> 01:28:20,460
Your honor.

1365
01:28:26,340 --> 01:28:30,460
Do you want our great medical
system to be run by cabbies?

1366
01:28:30,620 --> 01:28:32,140
No.

1367
01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:37,700
I urge you to disregard
Mr. Chopra's celebrity status

1368
01:28:37,820 --> 01:28:39,700
and his phony philanthropy.

1369
01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:44,220
And keep in mind his utter
contempt for the law.

1370
01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:49,580
Dr. Chopra is a doctor of medicine.

1371
01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:52,260
He upheld an oath.

1372
01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:56,780
That transcends borders,
languages, cultures.

1373
01:28:57,660 --> 01:28:59,660
Members of the jury, I ask you.

1374
01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:02,980
What if you were in
the back of that cab?

1375
01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:07,260
Would you find this man guilty

1376
01:29:07,380 --> 01:29:09,780
if it was your life
that he saved?

1377
01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:13,900
What if it was the life of your child?

1378
01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:21,300
Cabbie. Cabbie....

1379
01:29:21,540 --> 01:29:22,900
We love you, Dr. Cabbie.

1380
01:29:31,860 --> 01:29:33,260
 Any comment, please.

1381
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,860
I'm trying to get you
to deliver my baby.

1382
01:29:36,660 --> 01:29:38,140
We love you.

1383
01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:42,460
Has the jury reached a verdict?

1384
01:29:43,220 --> 01:29:44,580
Yes, we have, Your Honor.

1385
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:47,540
On the charge of impersonating
a doctor, what say you?

1386
01:29:47,700 --> 01:29:48,620
Not guilty.

1387
01:29:49,820 --> 01:29:52,620
On the charge of criminal
negligence causing bodily harm?

1388
01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:53,940
Not guilty.

1389
01:29:57,940 --> 01:30:00,940
And possessing and dispensing
controlled drugs without a license?

1390
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:02,220
Guilty.

1391
01:30:02,380 --> 01:30:05,380
Members of the jury,
thank you for your time.

1392
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:09,380
Your honor, the prosecution recommends
a minimum 4-year jail term,

1393
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:13,220
after which, since Mr. Chopra
is not a citizen of our country,

1394
01:30:13,340 --> 01:30:15,140
we recommend that he be deported.

1395
01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:18,140
You can't do that.

1396
01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:21,220
- Order.
- Idiot.

1397
01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:23,740
I'll pronounce the
sentence in 2 hours.

1398
01:30:23,860 --> 01:30:24,940
All rise.

1399
01:30:28,940 --> 01:30:29,940
Excuse me...

1400
01:30:31,580 --> 01:30:33,180
- Come on. We don't have much time.

1401
01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:34,660
- Where are we going?
- You'll see.

1402
01:30:36,140 --> 01:30:37,740
Natalie. Natalie,just...

1403
01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:39,260
Listen, w....

1404
01:30:41,540 --> 01:30:42,580
Where are we going?

1405
01:30:45,100 --> 01:30:47,660
Your honor, I'd like to
present important evidence

1406
01:30:47,820 --> 01:30:49,433
before sentencing the accused.

1407
01:30:49,574 --> 01:30:53,980
Miss Wilman, evidence comes before
the guilty/not-guilty thing.

1408
01:30:56,740 --> 01:30:58,580
It's against my better judgment,

1409
01:30:59,780 --> 01:31:01,340
but you may proceed.

1410
01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:04,540
Your honor, I ask you
to consider the value

1411
01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:08,300
Dr. Chopra's deportation would
serve his new wife and child.

1412
01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:11,340
- Mr. Chopra was a bachelor
when this trial started.

1413
01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:12,980
What am I missing?

1414
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:14,100
Well...

1415
01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:22,140
You ready, boss?

1416
01:31:22,260 --> 01:31:24,140
Come on. Come on.

1417
01:31:27,020 --> 01:31:29,500
Hi. Do you have the
marriage license?

1418
01:31:29,660 --> 01:31:32,020
- Yeah, here you go.
- Marriage license?

1419
01:31:32,140 --> 01:31:34,140
Yeah, you signed that
when you signed me.

1420
01:31:34,300 --> 01:31:36,340
Always read the fine print, Dr. Chopra.

1421
01:31:37,940 --> 01:31:39,980
Nervous? Me too.
It's my first time.

1422
01:31:44,180 --> 01:31:47,100
Do you want me to marry you
only so I can stay in this country?

1423
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:52,140
No, I want you to marry
me because you love me.

1424
01:31:56,700 --> 01:31:57,780
No.

1425
01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:00,460
Idiot.

1426
01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:02,180
What is he doing?

1427
01:32:02,780 --> 01:32:04,700
Is there an objection?

1428
01:32:04,820 --> 01:32:07,740
Yes. I object.

1429
01:32:09,020 --> 01:32:10,820
Deepu, don't.

1430
01:32:10,940 --> 01:32:13,660
I'm sorry, I can't marry you.

1431
01:32:13,780 --> 01:32:14,900
No.

1432
01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:16,340
Not like this.

1433
01:32:19,860 --> 01:32:21,300
Deepu.

1434
01:32:34,420 --> 01:32:35,740
Natalie...

1435
01:32:37,180 --> 01:32:39,180
I don't know what tomorrow will bring...

1436
01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:42,420
But with you as my wife.

1437
01:32:43,580 --> 01:32:45,260
And Ganesh as my son.

1438
01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:48,660
I know I can face it.

1439
01:32:49,380 --> 01:32:51,940
I promise to love you both forever.

1440
01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:55,340
Will you marry me?

1441
01:32:56,660 --> 01:32:57,916
Of course I will.

1442
01:33:06,940 --> 01:33:08,500
I'm so happy.

1443
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:12,140
And now we're happily married.

1444
01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:17,592
Thank you, Miss Wilman.

1445
01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:21,500
Prescribing drugs without a license

1446
01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:24,700
has meant ruin for many before you.

1447
01:33:27,260 --> 01:33:31,100
But I see more gain in sentencing you
to 500 hours of community service...

1448
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:33,860
Than putting you in jail.

1449
01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:37,100
And you will not practise
without a license.

1450
01:33:37,620 --> 01:33:40,300
Considering your deep family ties
in this country,

1451
01:33:41,140 --> 01:33:44,780
it is this court's decision
not to deport you.

1452
01:33:49,198 --> 01:33:50,331
We did it.

1453
01:33:50,427 --> 01:33:52,067
This court is adjourned.

1454
01:33:55,900 --> 01:33:58,220
Good job, everybody.

1455
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:01,460
Good job, everybody.
Good job.

1456
01:34:06,369 --> 01:34:09,369
- We did it.
- Let's go, let's go.

1457
01:34:11,940 --> 01:34:14,900
Rani. Rani, let's go.

1458
01:34:15,020 --> 01:34:18,220
This is a good thing, right?

1459
01:34:18,340 --> 01:34:19,540
Oh my gosh.

1460
01:34:20,780 --> 01:34:23,220
Deepak.
I love you.

1461
01:34:23,340 --> 01:34:24,980
I love this guy.

1462
01:34:28,460 --> 01:34:29,860
All right, let's eat.

1463
01:34:33,380 --> 01:34:34,860
Yes, yes, yes.

1464
01:34:37,020 --> 01:34:38,740
Come on, let's go.

1465
01:34:38,860 --> 01:34:39,961
Natalie.

1466
01:34:41,020 --> 01:34:42,580
So vicious, but sexy.

1467
01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:45,820
Seriously, so much sexier since my baby
tumbled out of your vagina.

1468
01:34:45,947 --> 01:34:47,760
That's a compliment.
OK, you know what?

1469
01:34:47,785 --> 01:34:50,426
You wouldn't have given
Slum Doc here a second chance

1470
01:34:50,451 --> 01:34:52,778
if he hadn't seen your powdered
kitty in the back of the cab.

1471
01:34:52,803 --> 01:34:54,425
Leave it, Deepak. He's drunk.

1472
01:34:55,620 --> 01:34:56,580
What did you say?

1473
01:34:56,700 --> 01:34:58,820
I said, "Birdie Num Num."

1474
01:35:03,380 --> 01:35:04,620
Oh, God.

1475
01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:07,020
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, well, he just punched...

1476
01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:09,740
- Dick.
- Why does that feel good?

1477
01:35:09,860 --> 01:35:12,060
I like that. I don't know why.
God, that feels...

1478
01:35:13,460 --> 01:35:16,060
As I was saying, how does a
honeymoon in India sound?

1479
01:35:16,220 --> 01:35:18,140
I'd love to see the
Taj Mahal with you.

1480
01:36:00,140 --> 01:36:03,940
Dr. Chopra, to radiology.

1481
01:36:04,060 --> 01:36:05,900
- How are you feeling, honey?
- Fine.

1482
01:36:06,020 --> 01:36:10,180
I told you false alarms,
Braxton Hicks contractions, nothing else.

1483
01:36:10,292 --> 01:36:12,812
Honey, I'd just really like to give
birth in a hospital this time.

1484
01:36:12,837 --> 01:36:14,048
You know what I'm saying?

1485
01:36:14,073 --> 01:36:15,021
You got it.

1486
01:36:15,260 --> 01:36:17,388
You don't want me to fall in love
with another cabbie, do you?

1487
01:36:17,448 --> 01:36:18,608
Just make sure he's a doctor.

1488
01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:05,630
You know, I always wonder...

1489
01:37:05,655 --> 01:37:07,764
Will we ever find a
cure for cancer?

1490
01:37:10,609 --> 01:37:11,929
You know what I wonder?

1491
01:37:13,340 --> 01:37:17,860
Why is a "bra" singular
and "panties" plural?

1492
01:37:27,660 --> 01:37:28,660
You're looking good, Tony.

1493
01:37:28,780 --> 01:37:31,020
Now, all I need a urine
and a stool sample.

1494
01:37:31,140 --> 01:37:32,540
- OK, doc.
- OK.

1495
01:37:36,060 --> 01:37:38,420
What are you doing?
Tony, what...

1496
01:37:38,540 --> 01:37:39,740
Tony, what are you doing?

1497
01:37:40,340 --> 01:37:42,220
There you go, doc.
Test away.

1498
01:37:51,380 --> 01:37:53,620
- Deepak, I am so sorry.
- I don't mean any disrespect.

1499
01:37:53,740 --> 01:37:54,940
Get the...
Sorry.

1500
01:38:04,660 --> 01:38:07,100
Do your nipples always get
hard when you're cold?

1501
01:38:07,769 --> 01:38:09,165
Only when I'm horny.

1502
01:38:11,660 --> 01:38:13,220
Are you a safe driver?

1503
01:38:14,340 --> 01:38:16,180
Yeah, I've got a condom on right now.

1504
01:38:17,380 --> 01:38:18,380
Show me.

1505
01:38:22,420 --> 01:38:23,820
Another one?

1506
01:38:34,900 --> 01:38:36,860
How many wives do you have?

1507
01:38:37,740 --> 01:38:39,660
Three... A week.

1508
01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:42,060
Until their husbands find out.

1509
01:38:42,180 --> 01:38:45,020
Welcome to the Korma Sutra.

1510
01:38:52,220 --> 01:38:55,980
I ask this girl, OK, politely,
3 times to go out with me.

1511
01:38:56,100 --> 01:38:58,420
Politely. And you know what she says?

1512
01:38:58,540 --> 01:39:00,860
No. Just like that.

1513
01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:03,660
- Maybe your approach is all wrong.
- What do you mean, my approach is all wrong?

1514
01:39:03,820 --> 01:39:05,340
You're the king of approaches, or what?

1515
01:39:05,514 --> 01:39:06,714
- OK, show me.

1516
01:39:06,820 --> 01:39:08,780
- You're a dude.
- Try. It'll be fun.

1517
01:39:14,660 --> 01:39:15,860
Let's have sex.

1518
01:39:16,580 --> 01:39:19,020
- No, no, Tony-
- Wait, wait. No, no, no.

1519
01:39:19,140 --> 01:39:21,660
- Let's have sex, please.
- Tony, you can't say that.

1520
01:39:21,780 --> 01:39:24,420
- What do you mean?
- OK, please, let's have sex.

1521
01:39:25,140 --> 01:39:27,300
- Tony-
- Please, let's have sex, please.

1522
01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:28,980
Please, please. Let's
have sex, please.

1523
01:39:29,100 --> 01:39:30,820
You're just like
every other woman.

1524
01:39:32,820 --> 01:39:34,100
You suck.