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As every child knows,
as I'm sure you know,

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there are a great many stories.
Too many even to count.

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There are stories of great deeds
and high adventure,

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stories of magic and mystery,

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of princes and princesses.

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Stories of boys and girls who
learn to do the impossible,

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and soar to heights they
have never imagined.

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But the one thing
they all have in common

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is that they all have a beginning.

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Our story is no different.

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Now you two stay out of trouble, okay?

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Yes. Of course.

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It begins in an ordinary town,

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full of ordinary people,

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doing terribly ordinary things.

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But this was no ordinary day,

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and it was to be no ordinary summer,

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for an adventure was about to begin

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that would...
- Oy!

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That would change the lives

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of everyone...
- I said, Oy!

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What the hell do you think you're doing?

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I don't know what you mean.

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Are you filming kids?

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No!

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Well, I mean, obviously, yes.
But not like that!

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Like what, then?

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'sighs'

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Maisie!

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Mrs. Vargas is looking for you.

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What's he doing?

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Filming kids.

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- That's well wrong...
- I know!

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Now, children.
This is all a terrible misunderstanding.

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I'm simply
attempting to tell a story.

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You like stories, don't you?

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Yeah, that didn't sound dodgy at all.

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I'm going to tell the headmistress
you're filming kids and

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she's going to call the police
and you're going to jail.

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I'm not filming
bloody kids, alright?

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You shouldn't swear, you know.

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Yeah. There are Year Threes here.
You're definitely going to jail.

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Look, uh, wait.
You're right. I'm sorry.

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What kind of story, anyway?

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Sorry, what?

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You said you were just
trying to tell a story.

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Go on then. What kind of story?

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Well, you know, a kid's story.
“But this was no ordinary day

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and it was to
be no ordinary summer. For

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an adventure was about
to begin that would...”

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Ugh. Boring.

52
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It's not boring.

53
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It's totally boring. That sounds old.
And rubbish. And boring.

54
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Well, it isn't. So, if you'd
just clear off and let me get on with it.

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Mrs Vargas! A stranger
asked me where I live!

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Hey, no. Hold on a minute.

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He said I can have some
sweets if I get in his car!

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That's not fair.

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Life's not fair.

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Alright, alright.
Have it your way.

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But now you'll never
know how the story ends.

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I'll get over it.

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Hey! Where do you think you're going?

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The story's just getting started.

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Heaven knows, how much
longer I can hold this pose.

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Cause you can swap my head and change
my clothes. But I'll remain the same.

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Preserved inside this picture frame,
above my paste and glitter name.

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A past that makes you
tense the more it grows.

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You always break your toys.

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You always break your toys.

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You may see what <i>I'll</i> grow up to be. But
I just learned to spell consultancy.

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Cause when you say you need
me, I feel like plasticine.

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Cast in the mould of someone else.
Who says he's grateful

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for his health. But acts like
he's been recently deposed.

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You always break your toys.

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You always break your toys.

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You always break your toys.

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You
always break your toys.

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You always
break your toys.

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You
always break your toys.

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You always
break your toys.

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You
always break your toys.

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You always break your toys.

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Well, I think ifs a brilliant idea.

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You would.

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I also think you're an idiot.

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Which proves my ideas are usually right.

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What horror movies have you even seen?

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I've seen loads.

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Sure.

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I have.

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Uh huh.

93
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It's not my fault you're too babyish...

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Hey. Thai hurt.

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It was meant to, dummy.

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How do you like this?

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I liked it just fine, thanks.

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You're a freak.

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You'd know. Now shut up and
watch, you might learn something.

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My name is Maisie McCormack.
This is my twin sister, Daisy.

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We're 12 years old. And
this is our story.

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What the hell was that?

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Like, the introduction?

104
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Well, it sucked.

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No, it didn't.You don't
know anything about it.

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I know that sucked.

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We should have a ghost
girl, that haunts a school

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and eats all the teachers.

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No, it's got to be about people we know.
All the people we know.

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Fine, a ghost girl that eats
all the people we know.

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There's no ghost girl.

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You're so boring.

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Stop being a pain. What
does Dad always say'?

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'Why are there plates in
your underwear drawer?"

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No. Write what you know.

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And we know crazy people.
Lots and lots of crazy people.

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True. But that's not a story.
That's just stuff.

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We'll make it into a story. We... edit it.

119
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And how do you suppose we do that?

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We can do anything. It's a movie. Watch.

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And that, kids, is how you edit a movie.

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Any questions?

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What was that?

124
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You said we could do anything we want.

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And that, children...

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is how you apply monster make-up.

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You're not doing it right!

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It's my movie too!

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Then do it properly!

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Idiot.

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I'll tell Dad.

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And?

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You'll see.

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Daisy McCormack?

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I didn't do nothing.

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Anything. You didn't do anything.

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You said it.

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Well, your sister says
you called her an idiot.

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She's lying.

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The cow.

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Oh, really?

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What are you doing?

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I ain't doing nothing.

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You leave Hettie alone!
She's not part of this!

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Thai would never happen.

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I'm just saying.

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It wouldn't.

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Fine.

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Now, Lady Daisy, you know
are the most beloved

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of my children and the
very light of my days.

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Obviously. Go on.

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It pains me to report
that the evil witch...

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I seem to have forgotten her name.
Does it start with an N'?

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Maisie.

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That's the one. It pains
me to report that the

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evil witch Maisie has
issued the most dreadful

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slanders against you.

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Of course, I do not believe
a single vile word of it, but...

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I did want to know how you'd
like me to proceed...

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You're such an idiot.

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Off with her head.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Shhh.

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What are you laughing at, weirdo'?

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Sorry. I was just thinking about your face.

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Ewww, what were you
thinking about me for'?

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Lesbian.

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Do you even know what that means?

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Uh, yes.

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Of course.

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D'uh.

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Go on, then.

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Beth. Tell her.

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It means gay.

175
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And, what's wrong with being gay'?

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Wasp.

177
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See, even your sister admits it.

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You're a Les... Bi... An.

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Time to go.

180
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Just pathetic.

181
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I said I was sorry.

182
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Why did you tell them I was gay?

183
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I didn't. I only said there wasn't
anything wrong with being gay.

184
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I know there isn't anything wrong with it.
I'm not stupid.

185
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I'm just tired of everyone
saying I am, when I'm not.

186
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It would be fine if you were.

187
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I'm not.

188
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You know what Dad would say.

189
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Don't tell Dad.

190
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Why not?

191
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Cause he'll go to school.
And he'll give a speech or something.

192
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And then we'll have to move.

193
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You're supposed to tell someone
if you're being bullied.

194
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We're telling EVERYONE!
Just don't tell Dad.

195
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Fine. I won't.

196
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Thank you.

197
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<i>What about Mum'?</i>

198
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Definitely don't tell Mum.

199
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Now, children. Today we're going
to learn how to make beautiful

200
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egg transporters, using only
common household items.

201
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Fantastic. Now if you'll all take your
biodegradable crayon substitute...

202
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Which one of you is Jennifer Carter?

203
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Hands? Who is she? I know ifs not him.
Or could be. Progressive environment.

204
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You going to help me out or am
I just going to stand here?

205
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Ah. And we have a point.

206
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You are going to stand up, right now.

207
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March over here. Marchy-march.

208
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There we go. Sour face. Hard life.

209
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Clip-clop, clip-clop.
The clip-clop of doom.

210
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Faster.

211
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Come over here. Nice and close.

212
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Do you know why I've asked
you to come over and

213
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have a little talk with Auntie J?
No? No idea?

214
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Okay. Repeat after me. I will never...

215
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I will never...

216
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bully...

217
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:03,750
bully...

218
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Ah, save your voice.

219
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This is to teach you to
never mess with my family.

220
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You can keep them.

221
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You're probably right.

222
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Just leave it. <i>I'll</i> figure it out myself.

223
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O-M-G.

224
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We heard what happened with Jennifer,

225
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the B-I-T-C-H, are you okay?

226
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She is so horrible. What is her problem'?

227
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I-S-S-U-E-S.

228
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What?

229
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<i>She's got issues.</i>

230
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I heard that Jennifer's Mum once bit the
head-teacher for giving Jennifer isolation.

231
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And her Dad showed up at school drunk
and ran over Mr Brown with his car.

232
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:01,183
No, he didn't.

233
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:01,784
He did.

234
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,590
Thai was Ms. Wilson, dummy.

235
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,307
I'm pretty sure that didn't happen at all.

236
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,588
You weren't there that day.
You were off sick.

237
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I agree with Sam.

238
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:11,470
You always agree with Sam.

239
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:15,466
If Jennifer's Dad had run over a
teacher with his car, he'd be in jail.

240
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,700
Maybe he is in jail.

241
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Etta, we just saw him
pick her up from school.

242
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I didn't.

243
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Come here!

244
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,423
Dad, I didn't do anything.

245
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:36,869
Don't talk back to me, you little brat.
And get in the damned car.

246
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I didn't.

247
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:41,622
Do you really want to find out
what happens if you say it again?

248
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See? Not in jail. So he
didn't run over a teacher.

249
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He still didn't seem very nice.

250
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Race you!

251
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So, how'd you do that then? Editing?

252
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,589
Uh. Yeah. Obviously.

253
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Cool.

254
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We're making a film about our lives.

255
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Nice.

256
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It's alright. I wanted to make a
horror film but Maisie's a wimp.

257
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:24,540
You could have had a ghost girl
to eat all the teachers.

258
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Right? Wouldn't that have been amazing?

259
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:30,151
Now we're probably going to be stuck
with something... romantic.

260
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:31,745
Yeah... ewww.

261
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,544
I don't know what's wrong with her lately.

262
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,181
She used to be into cool
things and now all she

263
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:40,629
talks about is boys and
shoes and dresses. And

264
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:43,750
she's a total drama queen.
I got ketchup on her

265
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:46,347
top the other day and
she cried like a baby.

266
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:50,824
I mean, what the hell? I wouldn't cry just
because someone got ketchup on my top.

267
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:55,987
I've got ketchup on my top right now.
You don't see me having a hissy fit.

268
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:57,900
What are you doing?

269
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,988
Umm. Nothing.

270
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,220
Nothing.

271
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:05,590
See? Boys. You're one of the good
kind and you're still weird.

272
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,509
Maybe she's gone insane.

273
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:14,667
Maybe you should out to her, make sure
she's not getting up to anything weird.

274
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,140
That's probably a good idea.

275
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:19,987
Before she spends all her pocket
money on a bra or something.

276
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,220
Yeah.

277
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,260
Go on, then!

278
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:27,222
She would you know. The other day
we were in town and she spent

279
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:34,150
half an hour trying on jeans. Jeans.
Half an hour. She's losing it.

280
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,625
No, it's a real-life thing.
About all the people we know.

281
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,300
Ooh. Has it got anyone famous in it?

282
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,990
Do we know anyone famous?

283
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,381
No, but...

284
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,749
Then how would it have
anyone famous in it'?

285
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,460
It's not a proper movie then, is it'?

286
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,580
Yes, it is.

287
00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,822
Heal movies have famous people in them.

288
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,867
Maybe this how we become famous.

289
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,502
I don't think that's how it works. To
be in a movie you have to be famous.

290
00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,821
I think there's a law.

291
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,744
How are we meant to become famous then?

292
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,505
D'uh. Go on telly.

293
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,349
Anyway, my dad's famous.

294
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,061
No, he isn't.

295
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,780
Yes, he is. He writes books.

296
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,900
I've never heard of him.

297
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,580
What are you talking about? You've met him.

298
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:24,664
Well, he's not famous-famous.

299
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,380
He's on the Internet. Shows what you know.

300
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,110
Have you ever read any of his books?

301
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,944
No. They look well dull.

302
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,346
One of the things that's most
annoying about being our age

303
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:41,629
is that everybody seems to
think you're up to something.

304
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,501
If you're on the park, all the parents
keep their kids away from you.

305
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,744
If you're on the bus, the driver
keeps staring at you in the mirror.

306
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,709
And, if you're in a shop, well...

307
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,351
Can't you read?

308
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,662
Movie cameras don't count!

309
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:02,946
See? Totally unfair.
What do they think we're going to do'?

310
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,901
Everybody! On the floor! Now!

311
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,943
We don't want anyone to get hurt,

312
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:16,946
so do as you're told and we can all
go back to our lives.

313
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,183
Come on. Don't be shy.

314
00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,548
Be a good boy and fill it up.

315
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,666
Uh uh. We want the good stuff.

316
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:48,943
Don't be a hero, son. It's not worth it.

317
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,627
Dad says we're not allowed them.
They make us too hyper.

318
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,707
It's the police! We're surrounded.

319
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,230
Let me deal with this.

320
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,668
Maisie! Can you get me some laces?

321
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:46,900
Get your own!

322
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,625
Only three at a time in the shop!

323
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,146
I'm not even in the shop!

324
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,461
Bloody kids.

325
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,428
I'll pay for them. Can you just get them?

326
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,707
I'll get you some.

327
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,581
Don't be ridiculous. You
can't go in the shop either.

328
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,867
Well...

329
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,829
I'll pay for them. If you want.

330
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:08,709
Sam's paying for them. Just get them.
Please? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE'?

331
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:09,304
Fine!

332
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,269
No shouting in the shop!

333
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,150
Fine.

334
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:15,826
Thank you.

335
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,186
Have a nice day.

336
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,067
Hey!

337
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,747
We're almost there Dad.
God!

338
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,396
Alright, I love you. Goodbye.

339
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,785
Bye!

340
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:37,260
Thai was Dad.

341
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,661
Really?

342
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,265
We've got to go home.

343
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,027
Fine.
I've gotta go, guys.

344
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:45,671
See you tomorrow, Daisy.

345
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:46,900
See ya!

346
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:49,665
Thai was really weird.

347
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,823
Yeah, my stomach feels all funny now.

348
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,869
That'll be slow motion sickness.

349
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,148
Is that even a thing?

350
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:59,031
Yeah, cause if I get sick,
my Mum's going to kill me.

351
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,581
I was just... Never mind.

352
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,228
This is my Dad, Henry McCormack.

353
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:15,543
Daisy and I live with him
since he and my Mum split up.

354
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,828
He's a writer and
he works from home, so

355
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:20,420
they decided it was better
for us to stay with him.

356
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,145
I can't hear you.

357
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,621
THIS IS MY DAD, HENRY MCCORMACK...

358
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:26,305
I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!

359
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,702
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
HE'S GOT THE HOOVER ON!

360
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,789
HOW DO YOU KNOW'?

361
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,100
LOOK!

362
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,951
OH, RIGHT! HOW
ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT?

363
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:38,070
IT'S A VOICE-OVER!
WE PUT IT ON AFTERWARDS!

364
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,223
THAT'S JUST WEIRD!

365
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,190
HOLD ON! IF WE'RE
DOING THIS AFTERWARDS...

366
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:47,390
THEN WHY DID WE FILM HIM...
hoovering'?

367
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,220
Cause this is where we come in.

368
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:49,670
Hi, Dad.

369
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,140
Hi, Dad.

370
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:55,187
I still say the
whole thing sounds mental.

371
00:22:55,980 --> 00:23:00,304
Oh, stop, stop. I don't think I can handle
such an emotional reunion. I might cry.

372
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,220
What about you'?
No kiss for your beloved father?

373
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,876
The man who works his
fingers to the bone

374
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,664
to provide you with your
every want and need?

375
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:12,141
No. You're a Dad. Thai's what Dads do.

376
00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:14,986
If you didn't want to do it,
you shouldn't have had kids.

377
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:15,903
Daisy!

378
00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,141
What?

379
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:19,236
Ah, don't worry about it, Maisie.
She's not wrong.

380
00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:22,309
She's not polite either.
But she's not wrong.

381
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:23,587
I'm just saying.

382
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:26,062
Apology accepted.

383
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:27,300
I'm hungry-

384
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:31,221
Of course you are. Foie gras
with burgundy truffles suit you?

385
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,747
No. Just some noodles please.

386
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:37,708
Right. One pack of nutritionally
deficient noodles coming right up.

387
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:39,144
Maisie?

388
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,427
Yes, please.

389
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:52,511
We've lived with Dad for
about two years now.

390
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,384
Which is cool.

391
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:58,116
So, girls. You're getting a bit
older now and I was wondering if you

392
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:00,076
had any questions about
menstruation and the like.

393
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,306
No!

394
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,621
Mum's a model, so she's traveling a lot.

395
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:08,941
Not a real model!

396
00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:09,863
Yes, she is!

397
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,431
No, she isn't.

398
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:16,061
That's proper.

399
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,268
You know what I mean. She's not fashion.

400
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,262
So?

401
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,500
I'm just saying.

402
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,304
You're always just saying.

403
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:26,790
Anyway, Mum's great but she says
Dad's better at the normal stuff.

404
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,510
Which is true.

405
00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:39,830
Mum, I'm thirsty.

406
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,346
Me too.

407
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,184
Of course, darlings.

408
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,821
Mum, no.

409
00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,586
Dad used to travel a lot too,
with his books,

410
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:03,551
but he says it's more important to
be here for us right now.

411
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:13,660
Ah, there you are. I was wondering if you
fancied a game of the old Barbies there?

412
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,556
I was thinking, perhaps,
they could be working as

413
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,742
high-powered lawyers or
forensic scientists...

414
00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,380
And that Ken fella's a
single Dad who wonders if he

415
00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:23,820
might have been a bit too liberal
with the old pocket money.

416
00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:30,544
Right, now Patsy has just told
Sharon about Danielle and

417
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,351
the baby and, let me tell
you, she's not a happy bunny.

418
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,546
It's nice, but he gets a bit
over-the-top sometimes.

419
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,111
A <i>bit'?</i>

420
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,030
Who was it'?

421
00:25:56,620 --> 00:26:00,102
You just point me in their direction and
<i>I'll</i> introduce him to the toe of my boot.

422
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:03,230
Nobody treats my daughter like that.
Nobody.

423
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:05,916
Unless, of course, you want me to back off,
lei you fight your own battles,

424
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,620
that's absolutely fine, I can do that too.

425
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,863
Do you want ice cream? Or money
to buy your own ice cream?

426
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,225
Anything you need. Just,
just, just tell me.

427
00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:18,545
Some stupid band she liked split up.
She's been like this all day.

428
00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:20,987
I don't know why.
They were rubbish.

429
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,665
Ah, kiddo.

430
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:28,905
The old musical differences, was it'?
One of them gone solo?

431
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,302
It wasn't the drugs, was it'?

432
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:35,196
I remember when I was younger there
was a band I really loved...

433
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,541
I don't want to talk about it.
I'm fine.

434
00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:39,787
Do you want a piggy-back?

435
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,146
Dad. No.

436
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:45,507
Alright, whatever you need. Space.
Time. That sort of thing.

437
00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:48,828
Can I have ice cream?

438
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:52,901
He does his best.

439
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:54,500
I'd hate to see his worst.

440
00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:55,660
Don't be mean.

441
00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:58,391
Well, if he tries to talk
about S-E-X with me again,

442
00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:01,066
I'm moving to Ireland
to live with Granddad.

443
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,381
Bye!

444
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:05,076
I hope, in years to come, you'll
think of me fondly whenever anyone

445
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,396
mentions the word, “starch?
Daisy, stop hitting your sister.

446
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:08,865
I hadn't even started yet.

447
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:10,909
Fair enough. Don't start
hitting your sister.

448
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:12,426
Dad!

449
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,150
Maisie. Don't wind her up.

450
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,700
Thank you, Dad.

451
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,106
Suck up.

452
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:19,900
Thank you, Father.

453
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,627
Oh my God. Don't. It's just too weird.

454
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,270
How was school today?

455
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:26,229
Fine.

456
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,501
Fine.

457
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,836
Never let it be said that
the modern educational

458
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,620
establishment is anything
less than thorough.

459
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,870
How's Matthew?

460
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,226
Dad!

461
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:40,146
Ah, I'm only asking. Do I have to send
the boys round and sort him out yet?

462
00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:43,623
Stop it! He's fine.
And his name's Matty.

463
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,746
That's not a name. It's an adjective.
And not a very

464
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,267
good one at that. ls it
something to do with his hair'?

465
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,740
You're not funny, Dad.

466
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:53,187
I've been trying to tell
him that for years.

467
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,580
I'd be careful if I were you,
little miss glass houses.

468
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:56,946
I know all about you as well.

469
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,707
See? He doesn't even make any sense.

470
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,181
I think it might be time
we send him to a home.

471
00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:03,626
Ah, I'm only teasing.

472
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:08,185
It's just so hard to see my little
angels growing up so fast.

473
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,900
I mean, where does the time go?

474
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,471
Where does it go?

475
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:15,021
We're going to watch TV in our bedroom.

476
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,989
Ah, grand. Let me know if you find it.

477
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:20,076
I had a look earlier and
there was something vaguely

478
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,068
room-shaped, but I was
too frightened to go in.

479
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,871
Give it up, Dad.

480
00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,180
Sage advice, little one.

481
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,064
Sage advice.

482
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,996
Oh, by the way. Don't
forget your Mum gets back tomorrow.

483
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,980
Apparently, she wants
you to meet someone.

484
00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:37,504
Yeah, we should probably mention,
there's another thing Mum isn't great at.

485
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:40,308
Cooking. Oh, and knitting.

486
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:43,669
She made me a jumper for Christmas once,
and it had leg-holes in it.

487
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,948
No, the other thing.

488
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,421
Oh, yeah. She's totally rubbish at that.

489
00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:50,748
I'm sure this one will be fine.

490
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,940
What?

491
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:58,589
Warning. Warning. Dangerous
levels of radioactivity detected

492
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:02,063
within the confines of this room.
Immediate quarantine advised.

493
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,506
It's a little bit messy.

494
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:05,711
Okay, it's a lot messy.

495
00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:07,146
But we've been busy.

496
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,382
Do you really want everyone to see it?

497
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,348
I've got an idea.

498
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:12,867
Look! There's something interesting!

499
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:22,142
You must promise
always to be good and honest and true.

500
00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:23,940
- We promise!
- We promise!

501
00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:48,706
You can come in now.

502
00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:01,186
Ah, there you are. I wondered
where you'd got to.

503
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:02,945
Why did you tell Dad about Matty?

504
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:05,308
He's never going to stop going on about it.

505
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,871
I tell Dad everything.

506
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,706
I tell Dad most things.

507
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:13,103
I like telling Dad things. It's
not like he freaks out about it.

508
00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:14,830
Yes. And that's weird.

509
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,141
Dad's cool.

510
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,945
Dad thinks he's cool.

511
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,625
And that's why Dad isn't cool.

512
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,909
Who would you rather? Our
Dad or Patricia's Dad'?

513
00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:36,980
Where's your mother?

514
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:39,183
She's at work, Dad.

515
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,505
Where's the other one?

516
00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:56,860
What?

517
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:01,747
The boy one. The one that follows you
around like a little lost dog.

518
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,350
You know who I'm talking about.

519
00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:10,060
His name is Samuel.

520
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:12,701
Well, good for him.

521
00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,704
And where is Samuel?

522
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,704
He's outside.

523
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,148
He's scared of you, Dad.

524
00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,066
Good.

525
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:27,821
And you prefer our Dad's way?

526
00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:39,862
Come on, ya landlubbers.
I still can't hear you!

527
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:43,388
Sing like you've got a sea
lion biting at your britches.

528
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:52,265
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.

529
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:55,231
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.

530
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,950
But not until you're legal,

531
00:31:57,180 --> 00:32:03,222
and even then, drink responsibly!

532
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,148
Yes. Definitely yes.

533
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:15,825
Well, you're as weird as he is.

534
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,391
At least he cares.

535
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:21,181
I suppose so. I just wish
he could care with less...

536
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:22,831
Dad-ness.

537
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:25,301
Anyway, I wanted to tell Dad about Matty.

538
00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:27,030
Because you're an idiot?

539
00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:30,104
No! Because I... love him.

540
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,387
You what?

541
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:32,947
I love him.

542
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,870
You mean you think he's fit?

543
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:36,100
No, I love him.

544
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,581
You mean you don't want
other girls to have him.

545
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:41,551
No, dummy, I love him. Properly love him.

546
00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:43,629
Well, that's just ridiculous.

547
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,710
Why? Just because you've
never been in love.

548
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:48,704
Of course, I haven't I'm twelve!

549
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:53,669
You can't be in love when you're twelve,
because you don't know what love is yet.

550
00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:56,551
The most you can be at
our age is "in like",

551
00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:58,340
which is better anyway,
because it won't

552
00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:01,066
be a whole deal when he
runs off with some slut.

553
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,461
Sometimes, I think you're
from a different planet.

554
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,145
I'm not arguing with you.

555
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:08,471
I'm tired.

556
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,186
It's only seven o'clock.

557
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:12,300
Does it have to be?

558
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:13,541
I guess not.

559
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,663
Well, good night, my ladies.

560
00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:18,740
What the...

561
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:20,942
Just don't ask. Don't ask.

562
00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:24,502
Alright, well if I find out you're running
a sweat shop, <i>I'll</i> be wanting a out.

563
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:25,740
Night, Dad.

564
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,990
Night, Dad.

565
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:33,676
And don't think I haven't
noticed that you're making a movie

566
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:36,899
about your lives. I have.
I'm just choosing to suspend disbelief.

567
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,780
about your lives. I have.
I'm just choosing to suspend disbelief.

568
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:45,950
What are you doing?

569
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:50,142
Why is everything in black and white?

570
00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:53,744
I'm in black and white!

571
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:56,665
I hate black and white!

572
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:03,186
And chess? Chess is boring!

573
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:11,226
And you can stop that. It's just freaky.

574
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:15,348
Subtitles. Ugh.

575
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:20,588
Oh...

576
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:22,663
Five more minutes, Dad!

577
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,102
Mmmm. That better have been your dream.

578
00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,626
Because it sucked.

579
00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:32,942
Breakfast!

580
00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:34,591
We're coming, Dad!

581
00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:36,860
Jump forward'?

582
00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:38,060
Jump forward.

583
00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:39,956
Right, so your Mum's going
to pick you up after school

584
00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:41,580
and take you back to
her new place, okay?

585
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:43,662
She's not meeting us at school, is she?

586
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:46,380
No. She wouldn't even consider
committing such a heinous crime.

587
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:48,316
She'll meet you round the
corner, like you asked.

588
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:49,421
Phew.

589
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:53,180
She'll have signs with your names on it and
baby pictures of you both having a bath.

590
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:54,220
Dad!

591
00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:56,741
I know, I know. Not funny.
When will I learn?

592
00:34:57,820 --> 00:35:01,461
Just have a good time. And
be nice to your Mum.

593
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:02,826
And your Mum's friend.

594
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,869
We're always nice!

595
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:10,387
So you are. I must have been
thinking about someone else.

596
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:13,783
Right, off you go-

597
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,267
Go on, then. Keep an eye on them.

598
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:37,348
You see, when Mum and Dad split up, which
they both say was nobody's fault and

599
00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:41,471
certainly not ours, they both still love
each other, but not in the same way, and

600
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,270
they certainly still love us...

601
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:46,586
They both handled it very differently.

602
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:49,587
You see, Dad went Dad times ten and

603
00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:54,189
Mum, well, she decided she
didn't have enough friends.

604
00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:56,471
Boyfriends.

605
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,906
That's what I meant.

606
00:35:58,140 --> 00:35:59,380
It's not what you said.

607
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:01,065
Yes, but that's what I meant.

608
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:02,540
Say what you mean then.

609
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:05,351
Fine. Because Mum and Dad
were so young when they met,

610
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,550
Mum decided that she didn't
have enough boyfriends.

611
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:10,828
And because she's a model...

612
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:12,266
Not a real model.

613
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:14,060
She is.

614
00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:15,260
Whatever.

615
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:18,590
Because she's a model, she tends to meet...

616
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,820
Mentals.

617
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:24,628
You see, people get Burton all wrong. Ah,
was he a hell-raiser'? Ah, yes, he was.

618
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:27,670
And he'd punch a man in the face,
just for saying good morning.

619
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:33,384
Was he fond of women? Oh, yes. Yes.
As a cheetah is fond of momentum.

620
00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:35,702
Was he Welsh?

621
00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:38,420
Well, if the rumours are to
be believed, then yes he was.

622
00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:41,550
But what people don't
take into account, in his

623
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,987
heart, he was a man of the soil.

624
00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:44,948
Literally.

625
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:47,660
He was a terribly keen gardener.
Terribly keen.

626
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:51,063
He raised award-winning hydrangeas
under an assumed name.

627
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,029
I wager you never knew that.

628
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:55,590
Now Harris, he was different.

629
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,830
He was all about the origami.

630
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:02,031
Ah, you couldn't hand him a coat check
slip without being neck-deep in swans.

631
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:05,469
And I... I remember discussing
this with dear P O'T.

632
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,316
And I said to him, “Peter,
darling," I said,

633
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:10,344
“What is it with Harris
and his damn origami?"

634
00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:13,390
"I mean, he picked up the cheque
at dinner the other night and the

635
00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:17,022
poor waiter spent the rest of the
evening unfurling a praying mantis.”

636
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:22,948
And he looked at me with those eyes,
those azure pools and he said to me...

637
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,784
“Jonathan, my darling," he said,

638
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:27,307
“The thing is with Richard
is if he doesn't fold the

639
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:30,749
paper, then the paper must
inevitably fold him."

640
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:36,468
And then he opened a bottle of sake and...

641
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,230
Interesting people...

642
00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:11,991
This one goes out to my old lady.

643
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:23,146
"You brought me flowers in the spring,"

644
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:26,869
"One day, you're going to wear my ring."

645
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:31,664
"For you have taught my head to sing."

646
00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:38,184
"Hing-a-ding. Ring-a-ding. Ring-a-ding."

647
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,860
"Hing-a-ding. Ring-a-ding."

648
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:45,785
"Hing-a-ding."

649
00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:11,630
Girls. I'd like you to
meet my friend, Squirrel.

650
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:14,340
He is an eco-warrior.

651
00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:16,628
Nah, nah. I'm sorry, Jac.

652
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:21,309
Not to be difficult, but warrior
is an ugly, violent word.

653
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,910
I am an Eco-Sandinista.

654
00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:27,507
Of course, darling, yes. My mistake.

655
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,270
Why are you in a tree?

656
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:33,024
Trees are people too.

657
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:35,349
No, they're not.

658
00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:36,991
Fascist!

659
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,546
His name was Cyril, he
lived in a normal house

660
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,909
and he was an...
environmentalist?

661
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,949
Like I said. Mentalist.

662
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:49,261
He was alright.

663
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,911
He didn't even eat meat.

664
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,744
Lots of people don't eat meat.

665
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:55,028
He didn't even eat chicken.

666
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:58,230
They're all alright. The
problem is, Mum's all excited

667
00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:02,101
and I think she wants us
to be all excited. But...

668
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,581
They don't last long.

669
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:04,548
Daisy!

670
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:05,463
They don't!

671
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:07,031
That's not Mum's fault.

672
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,825
It sort of is. She picks them.

673
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,431
She picked Dad.

674
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,660
Mmm-hmm.

675
00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:26,267
Well, if it isn't the lesbian sisters.

676
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:27,865
I thought only she was a lesbian.

677
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,100
Hey!

678
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:31,185
There's nothing wrong with being gay.

679
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:32,581
I'm just not.

680
00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:34,625
You're her twin sister.

681
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:36,828
If she's a lesbian then,

682
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,266
obviously, so are you.

683
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,264
You're an idiot.

684
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,867
Hah. Just what a lesbian would say.

685
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,148
Thai doesn't make any sense.

686
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:47,111
You don't make any sense.

687
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:49,463
Thai makes even less sense.

688
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,462
Okay. Fine. I'm gay. So what?

689
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:57,262
I mean, I'm only 12 and I kind of
like boys, but sure, I'm a lesbian.

690
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,343
What exactly is your problem with that?

691
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:02,663
What exactly is wrong with that?

692
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:07,066
Well, ifs... It's weird.

693
00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:09,982
Yeah, weird.

694
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:11,824
Why? Why is it weird'?

695
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:15,189
I think ifs weird you go around
being mean to people for no reason,

696
00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:17,184
I don't bully you for it.

697
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:20,461
It's just... not right.

698
00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:22,190
My Mum told me.

699
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:25,185
Your Mum's an alcoholic. My Dad told me.

700
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:29,144
What did you say'?

701
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,791
She said your Mum was an alcoholic.

702
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:38,027
I know what she said.

703
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,466
Then why did you ask'?

704
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:46,066
Daisy. Time to go. Really,
really time to go.

705
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:49,511
What? He did tell me.

706
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,789
She was asleep at the Year 4 talent
show and when I asked him why,

707
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,909
he said she was an alcoholic,

708
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,824
and hoped she would get help.

709
00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:00,749
Oh. Time to go.

710
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:15,464
I didn't really think this through.

711
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,861
Me neither.

712
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,300
Maisie and Daisy McCormack!
Are you talking in my class?

713
00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:20,541
<i>No, miss.</i>

714
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,266
Good.

715
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:24,747
Geoffrey Adams?

716
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:26,100
Present.

717
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,262
Ellie Appleby?

718
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:27,989
Present.

719
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:29,220
Matthew Archer?

720
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,340
Present.

721
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:31,629
Etta Bradley?

722
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:32,860
Present.

723
00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:36,986
Maisie. You're drooling on your desk.

724
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:38,221
What?

725
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:41,782
Seriously. There's a puddle on your desk.

726
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:42,669
What?

727
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,106
Oh, god.

728
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:57,627
Come on, Maisie. Why am I in this bit?

729
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:02,022
Seriously. This is horrible.

730
00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,100
Hi.

731
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,460
Hi.

732
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:06,826
Blurgh.

733
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,061
I really like you.

734
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:12,626
I really like you too.

735
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:15,227
Just so you know, I hate you both.

736
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:18,031
Would you like to go on a date sometime?

737
00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:18,909
Yes, I would.

738
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,949
Dad says, no dates until you're 13.

739
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,466
Can I bring my sister?

740
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:23,700
Please don't.

741
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,420
Do you want to?

742
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:25,944
No.

743
00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:27,180
Hey!

744
00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:29,908
I do have something I
really need to tell you.

745
00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:31,790
You can tell me anything.

746
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:37,706
I'm actually a werewolf!

747
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:39,624
And that, children,

748
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:43,388
is how you apply
advanced monster make-up.

749
00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:45,860
That's cool.

750
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,504
That's actually quite cool.

751
00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:51,144
I don't mind at all.

752
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:08,787
Quietly, please! You're not animals.

753
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,827
He's not really a werewolf, you know.

754
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,869
He barely has any hair.

755
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:30,183
I know that. And he so does have hair.

756
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,502
For a werewolf, he's basically bald.

757
00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:34,071
Who are we talking about?

758
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,029
Matty Archer.

759
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:39,582
Maisie likes him. No, sorry, loves him.

760
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,106
Do you?

761
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:42,830
Awww, that's so sweet.

762
00:45:43,060 --> 00:45:46,269
It's not sweet. I don't know
what's wrong with you all.

763
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,980
Samuel, do you think ifs sweet?

764
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:52,180
See?

765
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:52,983
He's a boy.

766
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:54,506
Yeah. He doesn't count.

767
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:55,740
He so does.

768
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:58,386
He's not a proper boy.

769
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:09,987
How did you do that?

770
00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:11,870
Yeah, we just got here.

771
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,865
Well, nothing interesting was going
to happen at school, was it'?

772
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:19,822
Good call, Maisie. Home time.

773
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:22,307
Yeah, cool.

774
00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:25,350
Maisie. We better go. We don't
want to be late for Mum.

775
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:26,580
Bye!

776
00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:27,860
See you tomorrow.

777
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:29,020
Bye.

778
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:41,981
Not a real place.

779
00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:42,789
Yes it is.

780
00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:43,589
Bolivia?

781
00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:44,389
Yep.

782
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:45,860
Not a thing.

783
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:49,546
How long do you think she's back for'?

784
00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:51,584
Don't know. Why don't you ask her'?

785
00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:53,704
She gets that look.

786
00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:55,704
Actually, that gives me an idea.

787
00:46:58,700 --> 00:46:59,700
Hi, Mum.

788
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:01,271
Hi, my darlings. I missed you.

789
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,626
We've missed you too.

790
00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,225
You're late.

791
00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:06,301
Just kidding.

792
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:08,224
We're making a movie.

793
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:12,986
Oh, so you are. Aren't you clever girls?
Does that mean we can...?

794
00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:14,220
Mmm-hmm.

795
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:15,300
Okay. Wonderful.

796
00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:17,707
Because, my darlings, I
have something to show you.

797
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:19,669
Follow me.

798
00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:21,140
Let's go.

799
00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:27,621
Whoah.

800
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,626
Where are we'?

801
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:34,866
Well, my darlings, if you like, at least
part of the time, this could be home.

802
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,100
What the...?

803
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:38,188
Told you she was a proper model.

804
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,184
Hah. Let's go. Come on.

805
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,025
Come on, Daisy!

806
00:47:58,740 --> 00:48:00,549
Are you sure this is your house?

807
00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:03,427
Yes, Daisy, I'm sure this is my house.

808
00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:04,866
Well, partly mine.

809
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:07,944
Are you sure you're not just
trying to help sell it?

810
00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:10,865
Ha, ha. No, I'm not trying to help sell it.

811
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,783
<i>Pan your muse and pan...'?</i>

812
00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:23,105
Well, that, girls, is the
other part of the surprise.

813
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,831
Tyler, darling! We're here!

814
00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:31,547
Tyler! Come meet my precious girls.

815
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:34,181
Ah, hi.

816
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:35,420
Oh my.

817
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,149
Girls.

818
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:37,825
So pleased to meet you.

819
00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:40,711
This is Daisy. And this is Maisie.

820
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:44,982
I know, I know. Rhyming names.
It's totally my fault.

821
00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:47,180
Their father was horrified,
but I couldn't resist.

822
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:49,342
They were so cute when they were born.

823
00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:53,630
Right? Ha hah, look at them now.
Even cuter.

824
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:55,942
Well, I think they're lovely names.

825
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,545
They're alright. Could be worse.

826
00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:58,941
Could be called Tyler.

827
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:01,151
Sorry, honey, what was that?

828
00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:04,145
Nothing. I like my name.
It's like a flower.

829
00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:06,223
That's right. Just like you.

830
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:07,460
Right.

831
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,747
Come through, come through.
I'll give you the tour.

832
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,584
This is the hall.

833
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:19,062
And this is another room.

834
00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,348
Not entirely sure what this one's for yet.

835
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,183
We just moved in.

836
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,309
Yes. So, it could be for
anything, I suppose.

837
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,780
It's very nice.

838
00:49:26,020 --> 00:49:27,863
Aren't you sweet?

839
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:30,945
Right.

840
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,310
Not entirely sure about
this one yet either.

841
00:49:34,540 --> 00:49:37,020
But I suppose it could be
some sort of sitting room...

842
00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:38,307
Or a standing room'?

843
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:41,191
Hah. Yes. Very good. A
standing room it is then.

844
00:49:41,420 --> 00:49:43,661
Or a standing on one leg room?

845
00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:47,069
Could be. Yes.

846
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:48,980
Maybe.

847
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:51,180
Sure.

848
00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:17,503
Ah, I know this one. It's
the bedroom, isn't it?

849
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:19,708
Hee-hee.

850
00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:23,467
Of course, it isn't.
It's the kitchen. Hmmm.

851
00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:25,316
You'll have to let us know
what your favourite foods are

852
00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:26,740
and we'll make sure to get them in.

853
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:28,942
Mum knows what we like.

854
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:31,501
That's right, darling. I do.

855
00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:33,868
Here you go. Are you hungry?

856
00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:35,980
Okay-

857
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:40,742
Do you have a TV'?

858
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,020
Ummm.

859
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,383
Oh, they're making a movie.

860
00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:59,702
Oh, good for them. Thai's nice.

861
00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,430
So, shall I get us all a drink?

862
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:04,707
Can I have milk, please?

863
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:06,380
Mmm-hmm. Tyler? Do we have any milk?

864
00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:08,342
I'll go check.

865
00:51:08,580 --> 00:51:09,786
Maisie? Milk?

866
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:10,623
Yes, please.

867
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:11,860
Okay-

868
00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:13,860
Do you want me to help you look?

869
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:16,148
No, no. I'll be fine. Okay.
You just sit down

870
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:19,543
and relax, darling and
get to know each other.

871
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:25,588
So. Tyler. Are you rich?

872
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:29,188
No. Well, not rich-rich. I have a good job.

873
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,910
I earn a good living. I get by.

874
00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:32,380
Not that money is everything.

875
00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:33,620
What do you do'?

876
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:34,867
I work in a bank.

877
00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:36,631
What, like giving out money?

878
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:37,860
Daisy!

879
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:39,470
What'? I'm interested!

880
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,304
Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it.

881
00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:44,510
No, no, it's fine. Daisy,
that's not quite what I do.

882
00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:47,869
I think you mean a teller'? The person
you see at a window in a bank?

883
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:51,060
Well I don't do that, exactly. I do
something similar. Only with companies.

884
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:52,704
Big companies with lots of money.

885
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:56,786
I have an office and they come to see me
with their money. And I...

886
00:51:57,020 --> 00:51:58,020
help them out.

887
00:51:58,060 --> 00:51:58,709
Cool.

888
00:51:59,060 --> 00:52:01,540
What are your intentions
towards my mother'?

889
00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:04,590
Oh... Hah... Uh... I don't really
know how to answer that one.

890
00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:08,347
Uh, I love your... I mean,
I really like your mother.

891
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:11,140
I like spending time with her
and I know that she loves you guys,

892
00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:13,421
so it would be great if we were able to...

893
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:15,626
You're messing me with me.

894
00:52:15,860 --> 00:52:17,100
A bit.

895
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,581
Sorry. She's always like this.

896
00:52:19,820 --> 00:52:21,424
Hey. He could have hated us.

897
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:24,186
He could have sent us to a boarding school

898
00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:27,503
or sold us into slavery or something.

899
00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:28,423
Why would I do that?

900
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:29,660
I don't know.

901
00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:30,700
You could have been weird

902
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:32,743
about children or something.

903
00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:37,144
But, hey, the last one lived in a
tree, so I guess you're better.

904
00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:38,142
The last what?

905
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:41,111
Nothing. She says crazy things sometimes.

906
00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:44,583
I'm never going to call you Dad though.
Just so you know.

907
00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:46,026
Why would you call me Dad'?

908
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:48,308
There you go. We're fine.

909
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:53,620
Thank you.

910
00:52:54,660 --> 00:52:57,266
So, how are all my darlings doing?

911
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,501
We're fine, Mum.

912
00:52:58,740 --> 00:52:59,741
Daisy?

913
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:05,428
So, do you two want to stay for dinner?

914
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,071
Are you making dinner'?

915
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:12,261
Ha-ha-ha. No. I thought this was a special
occasion and we could get take-away.

916
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,740
Then, sure.

917
00:53:14,660 --> 00:53:17,425
Okay. Good. I'll call your
Dad and let him know.

918
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:34,901
So, what do you think?

919
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:36,140
Of what?

920
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:38,070
Of everything. Of the house.

921
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:41,304
Of Tyler. All of it.

922
00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:42,701
It's good.

923
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:46,101
Good.

924
00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:48,263
It's just, I want you
guys to have somewhere

925
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,389
you feel like you can come.
You know?

926
00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:52,668
That's not just a hotel room.

927
00:53:53,740 --> 00:53:56,220
I just want somewhere
not instead of your Dad's,

928
00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:58,861
but as well as.
Hmmm?

929
00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:01,870
Mum, can I ask you something?

930
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:03,181
Yeah. Always.

931
00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:04,831
Why did you and Dad split up?

932
00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:06,664
I'm not upset about it or anything.

933
00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:08,504
It's just I was wondering.

934
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:14,229
You know me, I'm impossible.
Absolutely impossible.

935
00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:18,981
And your Dad, bless him, he

936
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:21,507
put up with that for a lot
longer than he should have.

937
00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:26,869
Your Dad is one of the most
amazing people I've ever met.

938
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:30,661
He is one of the best
friends I've ever had,

939
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,506
and he always will be my best friend.

940
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:37,224
But your Dad needs someone possible.

941
00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:40,623
You know. He deserves someone possible.

942
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:42,385
Does that make sense?

943
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:43,620
I guess so.

944
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:45,910
It's pretty much what Dad said.

945
00:54:46,140 --> 00:54:48,268
But he thinks he's the impossible one.

946
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,070
Hah. Well, there you go.

947
00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:54,504
What about Tyler, then?

948
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:58,300
It's the strangest thing, but he doesn't
seem to notice that I'm impossible.

949
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,502
Cause, I guess, I'm possible for him.

950
00:55:01,580 --> 00:55:06,461
And this - my darlings - is what I want you
guys to keep your eyes open for, okay?

951
00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:09,590
I want you to look for people -
whoever they are and wherever they

952
00:55:09,820 --> 00:55:15,224
come from - who think you are
absolutely, positively possible.

953
00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:17,110
Thai seems like too much work.

954
00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:18,865
Hah. Yes, it is, baby,

955
00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,670
but it's worth it.

956
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,311
I'm not buying it.

957
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:23,540
Hah.

958
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:25,986
<i>Grrr.</i>

959
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:32,191
Right, should I get you girls home'?

960
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:34,309
It's alright, Mum. We've got this.

961
00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:39,425
Come in.

962
00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:45,267
You guys alright?

963
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:46,786
We're fine, Dad.

964
00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:48,020
How did it go?

965
00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:51,189
It was awkward, but,

966
00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:52,751
okay, I guess.

967
00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:55,180
Okay-

968
00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,396
Well, you know if you
need to speak to anyone,

969
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:59,707
to me or your Mum, you can, right?

970
00:56:00,340 --> 00:56:02,422
We know, Dad. Thanks.

971
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,740
Okay-

972
00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:07,265
Sleep well. Love you.

973
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,149
Love you.

974
00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:09,380
Dad?

975
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,223
Yes?

976
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:13,667
Why did you knock'? You never knock.

977
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:18,462
You know what? I'm not entirely sure.

978
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,703
Grown-ups are weird.

979
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:29,340
Daisy?

980
00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:30,780
What?

981
00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,666
We need to find someone possible for Dad.

982
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:36,346
And how do you suppose we do that?

983
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:37,901
I'm thinking.

984
00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:40,222
Let me know how that goes.

985
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:46,019
I've got it!

986
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:47,020
I've got it!

987
00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:54,101
What the hell, Maisie? I just fell asleep.

988
00:56:54,340 --> 00:56:55,876
I didn't actually mean to bring us here,

989
00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:56,583
but we're here now, so...

990
00:56:56,860 --> 00:56:58,100
Where is here?

991
00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,751
The school bake sale, last month.

992
00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,391
Awesome! Free cake.

993
00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:04,071
Well, that's disappointing.

994
00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:05,631
Try to concentrate.

995
00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:08,386
How am I meant to concentrate
if you won't let me sleep?

996
00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:10,941
Concentrate. Then <i>I'll</i> let you sleep.

997
00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:12,784
Fine. What are we looking at?

998
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:14,020
Dad.

999
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:15,060
What's he looking at?

1000
00:57:15,220 --> 00:57:17,302
Not what. Who.

1001
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:18,985
That's what we're here to find out.

1002
00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,220
Right.

1003
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:25,261
A teacher? Who would
want to date a teacher'?

1004
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:28,822
You mean someone who likes
books, art and stuff'?

1005
00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:31,586
Oh yeah. They can be
utterly boring together.

1006
00:57:31,820 --> 00:57:32,820
Exactly.

1007
00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,948
So, what are we going to do about it'?

1008
00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:36,989
I've not actually figured that out yet.

1009
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,220
Can I go to bed?

1010
00:57:38,380 --> 00:57:39,541
Fine.

1011
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:51,506
Oh my god, he's so cute.

1012
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:05,146
Morning.

1013
00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:06,381
Morning.

1014
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:09,951
Have you worked it out yet'?

1015
00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:11,466
Yeah, I think so.

1016
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,627
Good.

1017
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:18,306
Are you going to tell me?

1018
00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:20,065
I can do better than that.

1019
00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:22,351
Grab one of Dad's books.

1020
00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:23,991
<i>Okay, Why'?</i>

1021
00:58:24,220 --> 00:58:26,746
This would go a lot faster
if you didn't ask questions.

1022
00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:27,981
Fine.

1023
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,102
Which one?

1024
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,183
The one that sounds most romantic.

1025
00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:34,582
Well there's one called
“The Forgotten Grave';

1026
00:58:34,820 --> 00:58:38,029
one called, 'The Twenty-Seven
Deaths of Jim" and

1027
00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:40,024
another one called, “The Blade..."

1028
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:42,671
"Craved Her Skin."

1029
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:45,029
Oh my God. What does he write?

1030
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:48,867
They actually sound more interesting
than I thought they would.

1031
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,068
Daisy, is there anything else'?

1032
00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:54,545
There's one called “The
Thorns of the Rose.”

1033
00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:55,781
That'll do.

1034
00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:09,820
What now'?

1035
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:11,067
Stage two.

1036
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,184
Maisie?

1037
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:18,182
What?

1038
00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:20,260
Did we leave our
bikes here yesterday'?

1039
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:28,988
It doesn't matter now. Come on.

1040
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:32,144
Jennifer really
needs to see someone.

1041
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:36,824
Stay here. Keep a lookout.

1042
00:59:57,940 --> 01:00:00,022
I do not think you take
my meaning, Miss Walters.

1043
01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:04,470
It was not my intention to deceive you,
but that letter was not for your eyes.

1044
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:09,502
Whatever do you mean, Mr Brown'?
Not for my eyes'? Not for my eyes?

1045
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:12,630
If not for my eyes then whose?
Whose eyes, Mr Brown?

1046
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:16,342
I... I... I...

1047
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:18,821
Why, now there are three
eyes in play, Mr Brown.

1048
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:23,304
However can one hope to find one's
way through such a fog of confusion?

1049
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,588
I'm quite lost. Quite lost.

1050
01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:27,026
And my ankle badly sprained.

1051
01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:31,504
Oh, but Miss Walters, what is an ankle
when one's heart has been sprained'?

1052
01:00:31,740 --> 01:00:33,424
Mr Brown. You mustn't.

1053
01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:34,660
He mustn't what?

1054
01:00:34,780 --> 01:00:36,782
I never imagined for a moment...

1055
01:00:37,020 --> 01:00:37,589
You can't.

1056
01:00:37,820 --> 01:00:38,946
I'm terribly confused.

1057
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,705
That a woman such as Mrs Vargas...

1058
01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:42,066
MRS VARGAS?!

1059
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:43,028
You shouldn't.

1060
01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:44,421
No, you really shouldn't.

1061
01:00:44,660 --> 01:00:47,311
Would ever look twice at such a man as me.

1062
01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:49,747
I have looked thrice, Mr Brown.

1063
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,584
Entirely thrice.

1064
01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:52,309
You mean...?

1065
01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:57,307
Yes. By every grape in my
father's vineyard, yes.

1066
01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:59,907
You know what? You deserve each other.

1067
01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:01,346
Walters out.

1068
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,023
Maisie. You're here early.

1069
01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:11,308
Uh... breakfast club'?

1070
01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:12,900
Thai was close.

1071
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,148
Yeah, right. Here we go.

1072
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:48,500
Perfect.

1073
01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:49,985
What exactly are we doing?

1074
01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:51,506
Shhh. You'll see.

1075
01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:17,630
Ah, hello, Miss Walters.

1076
01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:19,982
How's the old art treating you?

1077
01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:24,389
Oh. Right, of course.

1078
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,384
Is everything okay'?

1079
01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:30,865
Actually, just give me a moment.

1080
01:02:42,180 --> 01:02:43,909
Did it work?

1081
01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:47,705
Maisie, can we slow down'?

1082
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:49,510
I'm starting to get dizzy.

1083
01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:51,026
Shut up. I'm trying to listen.

1084
01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:55,743
Ah. Oh. Not one of my better works.

1085
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,544
I wanted you to see this.

1086
01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:01,911
Listen to what?

1087
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:04,427
I said, SHUT UP. Now.

1088
01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:06,469
Okay. I just wanted to know.

1089
01:03:09,580 --> 01:03:10,786
It's very sweet.

1090
01:03:11,340 --> 01:03:12,785
Um.

1091
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,786
Slightly worrying though.

1092
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:18,627
That's not right.
That's not what's supposed to happen.

1093
01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:22,276
Well, we might be in the money if they ever
open a junior department of Mills and Boon,

1094
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,462
but other than that, I'm very, very sorry.

1095
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:27,431
It was oddly flattering, actually.

1096
01:03:28,540 --> 01:03:31,020
What's supposed to happen?
What is happening?

1097
01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:34,025
Nothing. It was a stupid
idea and it didn't work.

1098
01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:35,260
Now, SHUT UP!

1099
01:03:36,060 --> 01:03:37,949
They're clearly very worried about you.

1100
01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:41,461
What's wrong with you?

1101
01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:44,870
Maybe if they'd read one of my books.

1102
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:48,347
Are things okay at home?

1103
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,584
Well, they're obviously a little bit
more complicated than I thought, but

1104
01:03:53,820 --> 01:03:55,868
I can handle it.

1105
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,870
Thank you for your patience.

1106
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:00,226
It's alright.

1107
01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:07,071
Maisie! Daisy! What on earth
do you think you're doing?

1108
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,825
You could have warned us!

1109
01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:11,220
Right. I don't know what
all this is all about,

1110
01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:13,196
but if you could stop killing
each other long enough

1111
01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:14,870
to fill me in, I'd appreciate it.

1112
01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:16,871
It's nothing, Dad.

1113
01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:19,541
Ah, right, cause that's
exactly what it looked like.

1114
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:20,827
Maisie?

1115
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,224
Ah.

1116
01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:28,191
That's an entirely different matter.

1117
01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:30,949
Just tell me what happened.

1118
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,504
Daisy?

1119
01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:37,901
Yes, Dad?

1120
01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:41,064
Do you think you could go and
stay at your Mum's for a bit?

1121
01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:44,190
Everything's fine and <i>I'll</i> explain
everything when I get back, I promise.

1122
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:45,910
Is Maisie okay?

1123
01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:47,267
She will be.

1124
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,389
She just needs to talk for a bit.

1125
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:53,261
I don't like it when she's upset.
It makes me upset.

1126
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,500
That's normal.

1127
01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:55,660
Really?

1128
01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:57,265
Really very normal.

1129
01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:59,662
Blurgh.

1130
01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:09,500
Show me'?

1131
01:05:23,260 --> 01:05:24,625
You okay?

1132
01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:26,430
No. Not really.

1133
01:05:40,260 --> 01:05:43,309
So, this is Matth... Sorry, Matty, is it'?

1134
01:05:52,460 --> 01:05:54,303
Ah, baby. I'm so sorry.

1135
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,780
And with the girl who tries
to bully your sister as well.

1136
01:05:56,980 --> 01:05:58,425
Thai sucks.

1137
01:05:59,060 --> 01:06:00,630
You knew about that?

1138
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:03,625
Well, I do now. Honestly,
you're rubbish at this.

1139
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:06,260
You're going to tell me not
to worry and that I'm only twelve

1140
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,382
and I'll like other boys, aren't you'?

1141
01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:10,190
Maisie Irene McCormack.

1142
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:13,424
Why would I tell you a
terrible thing like that?

1143
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:17,704
My darling girl, what
you're feeling now might

1144
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:19,988
be the first of millions
upon millions of things

1145
01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:21,956
you're going to feel in
a long and, I predict,

1146
01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:25,746
disgustingly successful life, but it
doesn't make it any less important.

1147
01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:27,505
And it doesn't make it any less real.

1148
01:06:27,740 --> 01:06:30,266
It's important every time
and it's real every time

1149
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,502
and don't ever let anyone
tell you differently.

1150
01:06:32,740 --> 01:06:34,230
I really liked him, Dad.

1151
01:06:34,460 --> 01:06:35,540
Ah, he doesn't deserve you.

1152
01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:38,231
And pity the poor fool
for being too dim to realise it.

1153
01:06:38,460 --> 01:06:40,224
You see, that's the trouble
with most people,

1154
01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:42,030
they're not my daughters.

1155
01:06:42,260 --> 01:06:44,501
Ah well, sucks to be them.

1156
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:47,356
And this is why you thought I liked
Miss Walters as well, is it'?

1157
01:06:47,380 --> 01:06:49,436
Who, by the way, is a very nice woman,
who thought that your

1158
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:51,516
letter showed considerable
improvement in your writing,

1159
01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:53,916
but that you might want to concentrate
on your spelling a tiny bit more.

1160
01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:56,625
We just thought you would
like to like somebody.

1161
01:06:57,460 --> 01:07:00,430
I'm sure I would. And as soon as I
meet that person, I'll lei you know.

1162
01:07:00,660 --> 01:07:03,140
Until that time, just let me
get on with what I do best.

1163
01:07:03,380 --> 01:07:04,380
Looking after us?

1164
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:05,996
Well, I was going to say
“professional golf caddy'

1165
01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:08,340
but nice to know you think I'm
half-decent at that as well.

1166
01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:09,586
You're alright.

1167
01:07:09,940 --> 01:07:14,741
Maisie. Everyone is looking
at something or somebody

1168
01:07:14,980 --> 01:07:17,551
and wondering how their life
could be different or better.

1169
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:21,189
Very few people are looking at each other.

1170
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:30,225
Isn't that your sister's friend?

1171
01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:32,030
Can we go home now'?

1172
01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:34,671
Of course you can.

1173
01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:40,666
Go on, off you go. <i>I'll</i> head home,
make some dinner. Something

1174
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,107
high in calories you could
stiffen a shirt collar with.

1175
01:07:43,340 --> 01:07:45,069
I want to talk to Mum too.

1176
01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:52,751
Thanks, Dad.

1177
01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:06,862
Now, now, Henry. Not your movie.

1178
01:08:54,980 --> 01:08:55,708
Hello, my darling.

1179
01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:56,509
Hi, Mum.

1180
01:08:56,740 --> 01:08:58,868
Have you stopped being weird now?

1181
01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,460
I don't like it when you're weird.

1182
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:03,186
Fine. I'll let you be the
weird one from now on.

1183
01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:05,991
Good. Because when I do
it, it's much funnier.

1184
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:09,028
Hey! Girls! Right, that's enough, okay?

1185
01:09:09,260 --> 01:09:10,460
No more sugar for both of you.

1186
01:09:10,540 --> 01:09:11,109
- Mum!
- Mum!

1187
01:09:11,340 --> 01:09:15,140
No. One more word and I'm going to get
out Cyril's wheatgrass smoothie recipe.

1188
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,867
Mmm-hmm.Yes.

1189
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:35,830
And just as every
story has a beginning,

1190
01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:39,542
so too must it come to an end.

1191
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:05,183
But it is not until we've
had our first adventure that we realise

1192
01:10:05,420 --> 01:10:09,059
that the end of one story
is only the beginning of another.

1193
01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:09,709
that the end of one story
is only the beginning of another.

1194
01:10:09,940 --> 01:10:13,945
And another after that,
each word like a single stone

1195
01:10:14,180 --> 01:10:16,148
dropped in a
pool of still water.

1196
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:18,380
Now, will you please slay
out of trouble this time?

1197
01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:20,716
- Yes, of course.
- Echoing out through the ages,

1198
01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:25,348
until it is all one story,
that connects us all...

1199
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:27,230
Seriously? You again?

1200
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:29,747
Are you even allowed to be
this close to a school?

1201
01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:31,141
Mrs. Vargas!

1202
01:10:31,380 --> 01:10:32,506
Mrs. Vargas!

1203
01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:37,268
Oh for heaven's sake.
Why do I even bother?

1204
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:42,143
In fact, do you know what?
Forget it. Do whatever you like.

1205
01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:45,781
I'm going back
to wildlife programmes.

1206
01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:48,864
You'd never catch an
antelope behaving like this.

1207
01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:53,822
Even when it's being
eaten, it's still professional.

1208
01:10:56,340 --> 01:10:57,830
It's alright. You can go too.

1209
01:10:58,060 --> 01:10:59,869
Yeah, I think the movie's finished now.

1210
01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:01,989
Oh, wait. Just one more thing?

1211
01:11:02,220 --> 01:11:03,585
They lived happily...

1212
01:11:03,820 --> 01:11:04,820
And that's it.

1213
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:30,950
Heaven knows, how much
longer I can hold this pose.

1214
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:34,866
Cause you can swap my head and change
my clothes. But I'll remain the same.

1215
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:37,820
Preserved inside this picture frame,
Above my paste and glitter name,

1216
01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:41,666
A past that makes you tense,
The more it grows.

1217
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:45,825
You always break your toys.

1218
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:52,220
You always break your toys.

1219
01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:57,711
You may see what <i>I'll</i> grow up to be. But
I just learned to spell consultancy.

1220
01:11:57,940 --> 01:12:00,511
Cause when you say you need
me, I feel like plasticine.

1221
01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:02,716
Cast in the mould of someone else.
Who says he's grateful

1222
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:06,347
for his health. But acts like
he's been recently deposed.

1223
01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:11,663
You always break your toys.

1224
01:12:13,980 --> 01:12:16,506
You always break your toys.

1225
01:12:19,260 --> 01:12:24,107
But if it's only this, that
keeps us from silence.

1226
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:30,347
You snap and I'll go fish.
What are you holding out for'?

1227
01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:44,871
I close my eyes, and I
remember all the lullabies.

1228
01:12:45,100 --> 01:12:47,580
Thai you composed when
I was half this size.

1229
01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:50,101
And now I understand. It wasn't
quite the way you planned.

1230
01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:51,636
The moment's passing makes the man.

1231
01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:54,948
And you want one last
glimpse before it goes.

1232
01:12:56,780 --> 01:12:59,511
You always break your toys.

1233
01:13:02,220 --> 01:13:05,110
You always break your toys.

1234
01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:09,907
You always break your toys.

1235
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:12,461
You
always break your toys.

1236
01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:15,306
You always break your toys.

1237
01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:18,146
You
always break your toys.

1238
01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:20,781
You always break your toys.

1239
01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:23,148
You
always break your toys.

1240
01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:26,987
You always break your toys.

1241
01:13:29,580 --> 01:13:35,701
We'll be alright.

1242
01:13:40,780 --> 01:13:44,068
I'm the ghost girl that has
come to eat all the teachers.

1243
01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:49,264
Out! That was brilliant.
Really scary, Daisy.

1244
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:52,822
Let's do it again
and this time really scream.

1245
01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:23,027
Why do you seem
so impatient to be done?

1246
01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:28,107
With all the memories, you'll

1247
01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:31,426
one day dine out upon?

1248
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:36,146
A dozen summers have gone by,

1249
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:39,463
since we first met, you two and I.

1250
01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:45,150
And from now till the sun
fails to trouble the sky.

1251
01:14:46,380 --> 01:14:52,149
I'll try to keep my eye

1252
01:14:52,380 --> 01:14:54,621
from drifting off the ball.

1253
01:14:54,860 --> 01:15:00,310
And I'll be waiting, when

1254
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:03,544
you find the time to call.

1255
01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:07,387
A dozen summers have gone by,

1256
01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:10,863
since we first met, you two and I.

1257
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:17,790
And from now till the sun
fails to trouble the sky.

1258
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:23,902
I need you to understand,

1259
01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:29,427
Thai you've made me

1260
01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:36,020
a better kind of man.

1261
01:15:52,900 --> 01:16:00,307
Still who decided, I must
always play a part,

1262
01:16:00,540 --> 01:16:05,865
in every ending you

1263
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:09,388
will need to make a start?

1264
01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:12,988
A dozen summers have gone by,

1265
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:16,383
since we first met, you two and I.

1266
01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:22,627
And from now till the sun
fails to trouble the sky.

1267
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:28,867
Well, I'll be there to stem

1268
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,182
the tears you try to hide.

1269
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:36,301
And I won't mind too much,

1270
01:16:36,540 --> 01:16:39,908
if you just roll your eyes.

1271
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:43,587
A dozen summers have gone by,

1272
01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:46,869
since we first met, you two and I.

1273
01:16:47,100 --> 01:16:52,982
And from now till the sun
fails to trouble the sky.

1274
01:16:53,220 --> 01:16:56,463
I'll be on your side.

1275
01:16:56,900 --> 01:17:00,347
I'll be on your side.

1276
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:05,105
I'll be on your side.

1277
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:33,950
What are we supposed to do now?

1278
01:17:34,180 --> 01:17:35,591
Don't know. Set up for the sequel?

1279
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:37,185
We're doing a sequel?

1280
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:40,344
Don't know. Probably. Everyone else does.

1281
01:17:40,820 --> 01:17:42,470
That's a terrible idea.

1282
01:17:47,660 --> 01:17:51,665
What part of "That's a terrible idea"
don't you understand?

1283
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Go home.