1 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:08,834 Huayi Brothers Media Corporation Huayi Brothers International Limited Present 2 00:01:13,126 --> 00:01:16,417 Presented By Wang Zhongjun 3 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:26,334 Production Making Film Productions Limited 4 00:01:41,917 --> 00:01:42,876 Sorry 5 00:01:45,084 --> 00:01:47,792 Not again. What's up with you lately? 6 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:50,001 The traffic was really bad 7 00:01:50,251 --> 00:01:51,334 Liar 8 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:53,959 I just called the doorman at your place 9 00:01:54,084 --> 00:01:56,251 He said you left at 12:30 10 00:01:57,376 --> 00:01:58,459 Hmm 11 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,584 I didn't know you care so much about me 12 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:03,834 I just wanna do my job 13 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,334 Let's get started then 14 00:02:13,584 --> 00:02:16,917 Zhou Xun 15 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,709 Your dad's birthday's coming up 16 00:02:23,709 --> 00:02:25,167 What are you getting him? 17 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:27,501 I dunno. Help me pick something 18 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:29,084 He's your dad 19 00:02:29,084 --> 00:02:31,167 You know how much he likes you 20 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,709 He'll be happy with anything you pick 21 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:36,459 What did you give him last year? 22 00:02:36,876 --> 00:02:37,792 A bunch of porn 23 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:39,792 Huang Xiao Ming 24 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:40,876 Right 25 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:43,084 You have such great taste! 26 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:47,626 Well, it's been some time since my mom died 27 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,709 Can't blame my dad for having needs 28 00:02:49,709 --> 00:02:51,709 Let's go for the same thing this year 29 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,459 But hey 30 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:55,501 Burn me a copy this time 31 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,292 Can you behave yourself? 32 00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:02,251 What did I do wrong? 33 00:03:03,626 --> 00:03:04,667 Fine 34 00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:08,084 I've got some good news 35 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:09,042 What? 36 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:10,376 I'm seeing someone 37 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:14,917 Executive Producer Wang Zhonglei 38 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:22,751 A Pang Ho-Cheung Film 39 00:03:26,709 --> 00:03:28,167 Is everything okay? 40 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,167 Sorry 41 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:32,751 My girlfriend spilled her wine 42 00:03:32,751 --> 00:03:34,334 - Can you please clean it up? - Of course 43 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:38,584 Why did he think... 44 00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:40,376 You'd be happy for him? 45 00:03:40,584 --> 00:03:42,126 He's a dumbass! 46 00:03:44,251 --> 00:03:46,334 He said I used to ask him 47 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:48,542 Why he's been single for so long 48 00:03:49,084 --> 00:03:52,209 He thought I'd be glad to hear the news 49 00:03:52,209 --> 00:03:53,709 Well, did you use to do that? 50 00:03:54,209 --> 00:03:55,751 Of course not! 51 00:03:59,501 --> 00:04:00,542 Did I? 52 00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:06,792 Why don't you get a girlfriend? 53 00:04:07,459 --> 00:04:08,251 Hey! 54 00:04:08,251 --> 00:04:09,792 Why aren't you seeing anyone? 55 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,917 Why don't you have a girlfriend? 56 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:16,001 Well, you can't blame him then 57 00:04:16,501 --> 00:04:18,584 I did everything I could already 58 00:04:18,584 --> 00:04:20,292 I'm a girl 59 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:21,834 I can't just say to him 60 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,209 "Hey, hit on me?" 61 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:26,251 I called you here to make her feel better 62 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:28,084 Sorry 63 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:29,959 I'm still hung over 64 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:31,584 Alright, let me get this straight 65 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:32,167 Hey! 66 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:34,376 You said her boyfriend cheated on her... 67 00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:36,542 With this slutty bitch from Taiwan, right? 68 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:40,667 But he never really went out with her 69 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:42,084 So he's not actually cheating 70 00:04:43,209 --> 00:04:44,917 He betrayed my trust! 71 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,167 When we were in college, he told me 72 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:47,542 He wouldn't date anyone 73 00:04:48,501 --> 00:04:50,042 My family's not really well off 74 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:51,959 And my dad's getting old 75 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,751 I want him to have a better life 76 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:55,251 I wanna put my career first 77 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,417 and make a good living 78 00:04:58,709 --> 00:05:00,667 - And... - When you become a big shot 79 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:01,792 Until then... 80 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:03,126 I won't date 81 00:05:03,126 --> 00:05:05,334 You can get a girlfriend anytime you want 82 00:05:05,334 --> 00:05:06,417 Eh? 83 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:07,584 So you knew it all along 84 00:05:07,584 --> 00:05:08,292 What? 85 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:09,876 You can't blame him, can you? 86 00:05:10,251 --> 00:05:12,334 I was waiting for him! 87 00:05:14,126 --> 00:05:15,626 Whose side is she on? 88 00:05:15,626 --> 00:05:16,376 Leave us alone! 89 00:05:16,376 --> 00:05:17,251 Get out! 90 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:20,126 Did you ask him how he met that bitch? 91 00:05:23,001 --> 00:05:24,209 I didn't need to 92 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:26,084 He told me 93 00:05:26,084 --> 00:05:28,251 Remember my business trip to Taiwan last month? 94 00:05:36,126 --> 00:05:41,334 "Love is like the wind" 95 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:47,834 "It comes and goes without a trace" 96 00:05:48,084 --> 00:05:53,626 "Making you smile, leaving you in sorrow" 97 00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:55,251 Excuse me... 98 00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:56,459 Can I sit here? 99 00:05:57,001 --> 00:05:58,001 Sure! 100 00:05:58,001 --> 00:06:01,001 - I haven't slept for days - But, uh... 101 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:05,709 Can you wake me up... 102 00:06:05,709 --> 00:06:07,126 When we get to Terminal 2? 103 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:09,667 Thanks 104 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:13,917 Okay 105 00:06:20,126 --> 00:06:23,251 She was sleeping like a kitten 106 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,251 I felt this urge to protect her 107 00:06:27,251 --> 00:06:29,709 I guess men work out at the gym 108 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:31,167 So that one day we can give girls like her 109 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:33,084 A shoulder to lean on 110 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:03,917 We're here 111 00:07:10,626 --> 00:07:12,126 Oops! I drooled 112 00:07:12,584 --> 00:07:14,376 This is so embarrassing 113 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,001 It's all your fault 114 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,209 Huh? 115 00:07:20,126 --> 00:07:21,834 It felt so good 116 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:24,042 Sleeping on your shoulder 117 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,542 So I drooled 118 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:28,251 This is so not me 119 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:31,876 Hey, wait 120 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:32,917 You left your camera behind 121 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:35,167 You're sweet 122 00:07:35,292 --> 00:07:37,292 Anyway, bye 123 00:07:41,042 --> 00:07:42,084 Hey! 124 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:43,501 Wait! 125 00:07:45,251 --> 00:07:46,084 She's a pro 126 00:07:46,084 --> 00:07:47,334 Any hope for me? 127 00:07:47,876 --> 00:07:48,917 Nope 128 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:51,792 Oh my God! Look at this! 129 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:55,709 My Love 130 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:59,001 My Darling 131 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:01,709 Have you stopped going to therapy? 132 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,959 Ever since watching "Ghost" when I was small 133 00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:06,126 I've wanted to learn this 134 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:07,751 I fantasized 135 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,334 While I play with the clay 136 00:08:09,334 --> 00:08:11,251 A man just like in the movie 137 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,334 Would hug me from behind 138 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:15,417 And we'd work on it together 139 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:18,292 They make pottery in "Ghost" 140 00:08:18,292 --> 00:08:20,751 This is sculpture 141 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:23,001 It doesn't spin 142 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:24,459 Who cares 143 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:26,251 The point is... 144 00:08:26,251 --> 00:08:27,751 It's gotta be 145 00:08:27,751 --> 00:08:29,626 A topless guy 146 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:31,417 Hugging me from behind 147 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:34,376 Don't tell me 148 00:08:34,376 --> 00:08:36,459 You've never shagged a guy here before 149 00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:40,042 Sorry 150 00:08:40,042 --> 00:08:41,376 My bad 151 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:44,126 Listen 152 00:08:44,751 --> 00:08:46,459 Find a new guy. It's been too long 153 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,251 Why are you so into him? 154 00:08:49,876 --> 00:08:51,834 True, he has a big nose 155 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:53,959 So his package down under must be... 156 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,751 Well, I know you don't give a shit 157 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,126 You drive guys crazy 158 00:08:59,584 --> 00:09:02,167 You'll never know how I feel 159 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,042 He wanted to put his career first 160 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:06,042 I tried to get him a promotion 161 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:07,626 That's why I sent him to Taiwan 162 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:10,667 But he didn't get it at all 163 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:12,876 He hooked up with a girl there 164 00:09:12,876 --> 00:09:14,792 How can I let it go? 165 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:16,334 You're right 166 00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:17,626 I get it 167 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:20,084 This isn't about her anymore 168 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:23,376 It's about our pride as Shanghai girls 169 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,792 Just help me get him back 170 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:28,751 A great man once said 171 00:09:29,084 --> 00:09:31,417 "With great power comes great responsibility" 172 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:34,751 Sounds familiar. Who said that? 173 00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,251 Spiderman 174 00:09:36,334 --> 00:09:37,834 You're lucky to have me 175 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:39,501 I'm the best sweet-talker in town 176 00:09:39,501 --> 00:09:40,959 This is a hard one 177 00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:43,251 But I'm gonna help you 178 00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:44,501 - Thank you - Not so fast 179 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,292 Your case is... 180 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:48,251 Really tricky 181 00:09:48,251 --> 00:09:49,459 My enemy's too tough 182 00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:52,042 I don’t mind tough competition 183 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:53,792 But I do mind a dumbass teammate 184 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,084 Time to call the girls 185 00:09:59,251 --> 00:10:01,709 Those Taiwan chicks think they can flirt 186 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:03,084 Let's show them 187 00:10:03,084 --> 00:10:04,501 How it's really done 188 00:10:04,501 --> 00:10:05,834 Get ready... 189 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,126 To get your man back 190 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:09,209 The name of our mission? 191 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,001 Who we're proud to be... 192 00:10:12,876 --> 00:10:15,167 "Women Who Flirt" 193 00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:23,626 According to our test 194 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:24,917 It took the waitress 2 mins and 16 secs 195 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,542 To notice the spilled wine 196 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:30,792 What's her name? 197 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,251 I'll fire her 198 00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:35,626 Mr. Qiu, the performance of your staff 199 00:10:35,626 --> 00:10:38,042 Is not the problem here 200 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:39,667 There's a serious imbalance between 201 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,917 Your staff and customers 202 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:45,209 A customer spends over 500 RMB on average 203 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,292 In China that means a high-end client 204 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:49,792 At a similar restaurant abroad 205 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:53,001 The customer/staff ratio would be 1.57 206 00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:54,626 So basically 207 00:10:54,626 --> 00:10:56,709 You're understaffed 208 00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,334 That affects the quality of your service 209 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,001 But last time I checked 210 00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:02,501 There's enough staff 211 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,209 Right, Mr. Qiu 212 00:11:04,209 --> 00:11:05,417 That's true 213 00:11:05,626 --> 00:11:07,251 We checked with the restaurant 214 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,292 There're two shifts in a day 215 00:11:09,292 --> 00:11:11,042 7 to 8 people work on each shift 216 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,417 But at least three of them 217 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:14,501 Are related to the manager 218 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:16,084 His cousin 219 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,292 His uncle-in-law 220 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:18,292 His ex-wife's nephew 221 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:20,501 High school friends of his ex-wife's nephew 222 00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:22,501 Most of the time 223 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:23,917 These people go AWOL 224 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,084 How's that possible? 225 00:11:26,084 --> 00:11:28,501 Many business owners find it hard to believe 226 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:30,542 But these things happen 227 00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:34,501 That's why we're here 228 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:38,667 If I let you inspect all my restaurants 229 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:41,876 I'd get a discount, right? 230 00:11:42,751 --> 00:11:45,126 Yes, I'll give you a special offer 231 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,251 - Marco! - Yes? 232 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,126 Where are you going? 233 00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:56,584 Hailey left her keys at home. I'm going back 234 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,209 Are you kidding? Michael might wanna talk 235 00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:03,001 You can handle it, you silly goose 236 00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:05,042 Tell him I'm on a site visit 237 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:06,042 Come on! 238 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,751 By the way, are you free tonight? 239 00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:10,792 Yeah, why? 240 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,792 I told Hailey about you. She wanna buy you dinner 241 00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:14,626 Sure, see you tonight 242 00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:23,376 Well done 243 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,167 Once we seal the deal with Qiu 244 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,584 You'll need more people on the team 245 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,917 I'll put you in charge of Unit C and D 246 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,792 You should pick someone from your team too 247 00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,917 Do you have anyone in mind? 248 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,626 Marco's great 249 00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:40,501 Marco? 250 00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:41,751 Really? 251 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,209 Where's he gone anyway? 252 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:49,001 He's at a client's office 253 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:53,084 Okay... it's up to you 254 00:12:53,209 --> 00:12:54,084 Thank you 255 00:12:54,084 --> 00:12:55,542 - See you - Alright then, see you 256 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,042 Hey 257 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:05,126 That chick is inviting me to dinner tonight 258 00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,792 That bitch is making the first move 259 00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:10,376 Take the afternoon off 260 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:11,459 Why? 261 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:13,334 You need a makeover 262 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:17,584 Cut the crap, come over now 263 00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:18,959 I'm gonna get you some help 264 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,501 Alright, alright 265 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,209 Honey, sorry, gotta run 266 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,751 Babe, I gotta go 267 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:43,792 Aw, I want that bag 268 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:47,584 Sure, let's go shopping 269 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,084 The best pick-up artists in town 270 00:13:51,084 --> 00:13:52,667 Are all here 271 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:53,876 Let's welcome my girls... 272 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,334 The Barbie Army! 273 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,126 Hi, I'm Gigi 274 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:59,542 Hi, I'm Kiki 275 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:01,834 Hello, I'm Mimi 276 00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:04,584 Hi, I'm Lily 277 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,209 Which one of you did I meet last time? 278 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,167 Hi 279 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:16,876 It's not just about you 280 00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:19,917 The dinner tonight is a matter of pride 281 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:22,084 Don't you dare embarrass us 282 00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:23,709 Go 283 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,751 Now, loosen up 284 00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:36,001 As they say, you are what you wear 285 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,459 Shanghai girls are 286 00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:39,709 Fashionable 287 00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:40,876 Sophisticated 288 00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:41,959 And sweet 289 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,667 Show that Taiwan chick 290 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,084 Who she's messing with 291 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,751 Remember, grab every chance you get 292 00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:51,792 To show cleavage 293 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,417 Strut your stuff 294 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,584 Drop something 295 00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,251 That will do the trick 296 00:14:58,042 --> 00:14:59,251 Opps! 297 00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:01,959 I dropped something 298 00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,959 Oh, God 299 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,292 But hey 300 00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:10,417 Her boobs are much bigger than mine 301 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,959 Doesn't matter. Boobs are boobs 302 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,376 Squeeze them hard 303 00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,084 Look at my boobs 304 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,542 Oops! Now, pick it up 305 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,126 Not too fast 306 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,126 Take it slow 307 00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:22,792 Let them take a good look 308 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:23,751 There you go! 309 00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:25,126 Confidence is all that matters 310 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:27,709 Picture that slutty bitch in your head 311 00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,251 - Ready to squeeze? - Come on! 312 00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:31,334 Squeeze 313 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,584 That's what you call a woman's weapon 314 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,126 Oops 315 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:42,751 If this is too hard for you 316 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,292 Then learn this 317 00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:45,459 Take a selfie 318 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,876 You can post it online 319 00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:49,459 Let everyone see it 320 00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:51,376 Do these poses 321 00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:52,501 One 322 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,584 Two 323 00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,251 - Five - One 324 00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,917 Is that Dr. Evil? 325 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,501 - Two - Open your eyes 326 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:03,792 Two 327 00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:05,751 Wider, wider 328 00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:07,751 Like a scared baby 329 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,667 That's right 330 00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:12,292 You got it 331 00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,792 Relax. One, two, five 332 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,292 This is harder than I thought 333 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,584 That's all the basics 334 00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:25,084 One, two, five 335 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,334 Good 336 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:39,709 Get out 337 00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:57,001 Do you have a reservation, ma'am? 338 00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,876 - 7 o'clock, Mr. Gong - 7 o'clock 339 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:03,167 I'm sorry, ma'am 340 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,959 We don't have your reservation 341 00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:06,626 Really? 342 00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:08,292 Excuse me 343 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,584 What name is the reservation under? 344 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,917 What? 345 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:31,834 - Feeling cold? - I'm just hungry 346 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,334 What the... 347 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,542 Angie, dear 348 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,126 It's so nice to meet you 349 00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:57,251 Hubby told me so much about you 350 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,042 Wow! 351 00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:01,334 You look just like I thought 352 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:02,959 - Is that right? - Yes 353 00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:05,001 You are different than I thought 354 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,376 Seriously? 355 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:09,084 I don't wanna give a bad impression 356 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,209 Hi, Wang 357 00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:17,417 Oh, it's you 358 00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:20,834 Hey, sorry 359 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,376 I was rushing to pick her up 360 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,042 I forgot to call you 361 00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:26,209 You didn't go to the restaurant, right? 362 00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:29,084 Hubby told me 363 00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,459 You used to come here with him 364 00:18:30,459 --> 00:18:32,209 When you were in college 365 00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,501 I wanted to meet you 366 00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:35,459 And 367 00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:38,292 And hear his story from you 368 00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:40,542 So we decided to eat here instead 369 00:18:41,126 --> 00:18:41,959 Eh? 370 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,084 Angie, dear 371 00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:45,792 Where did you use to sit? 372 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,292 Me? 373 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:48,667 Right where you are now 374 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:55,292 I hate you! I hate you! 375 00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:57,542 You should have told me! 376 00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:59,959 It's rude of me to take her seat 377 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,084 Angie, dear 378 00:19:01,084 --> 00:19:01,959 Shall we 379 00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:03,501 Switch our seats? 380 00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:07,376 Right, you two should switch seats 381 00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:10,667 You like sitting next to me 382 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:11,542 No, I'm good 383 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,084 Dinner's ready 384 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,667 (Let me take a look at that slutty bitch!) 385 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,584 You two are still together? That's sweet 386 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:27,876 Well, we're... 387 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,042 Working together 388 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,417 This is my girlfriend 389 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:32,917 Hi, Wang 390 00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:35,501 Wow 391 00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:38,292 This looks delicious 392 00:19:38,292 --> 00:19:40,667 You're cute, and you cook so well 393 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,709 No wonder hubby used to come here 394 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,876 I thought you hated taking pictures of your food 395 00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:51,126 People change 396 00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,376 You of all people should know that 397 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,584 You're someone's hubby now, aren't you? 398 00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:57,417 When did that happen? 399 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,792 Last time I checked, you're still a virgin 400 00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:00,751 Ha ha 401 00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:02,126 Not funny 402 00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:05,751 You can tell she's a scheming bitch 403 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:09,709 She's got a nice rack though 404 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,084 Damn, this is bad 405 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,751 I've seen it all 406 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,501 They lavish you with fake compliments 407 00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:23,251 Angie, dear, I love what you're wearing 408 00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:26,542 I studied fashion design in France 409 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:29,167 And I had a thing for this kinda... 410 00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:31,667 Theatrical outfit 411 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:34,251 But I always knew 412 00:20:34,251 --> 00:20:36,001 I couldn't pull it off 413 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,126 It makes me look like a clown 414 00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:41,959 I prefer something simpler 415 00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:44,417 nothing flashy 416 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,334 You know? 417 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,459 She looks like Lady Gaga tonight 418 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,084 They act all innocent 419 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,084 They're really good at it 420 00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:55,042 They make a man feel like a hero 421 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:56,292 I wish I could be more independent 422 00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:58,459 Like you, Angie 423 00:20:58,459 --> 00:21:00,542 Taking care of myself 424 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,042 But I just can't 425 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,251 Thank God my hubby was with me last time 426 00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:08,417 Without him I'd have lost my passport 427 00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:11,167 Sweetie, did you tell dear Angie 428 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,459 About the blackout at my place? 429 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,501 Oh right 430 00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:17,042 - The other day... - Stop 431 00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:21,084 Stop! Stop! Stop! 432 00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:23,542 It's so embarrassing 433 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:26,292 Fine, go ahead 434 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:27,667 I guess... 435 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,376 Angie's part of our family now 436 00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:30,626 Exactly! 437 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,917 I think it's kinda cute, too 438 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,917 Alright 439 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:37,876 The other night she called me crying 440 00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:40,126 The power went out at her place. She got scared 441 00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,917 So I took a cab and rushed over 442 00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,167 Guess what? 443 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,959 Stop, really 444 00:21:45,209 --> 00:21:45,917 Please stop 445 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,376 - Don't tell her - It wasn't... 446 00:21:47,376 --> 00:21:50,167 It wasn't a blackout 447 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,417 She just forgot to pay the electric bill 448 00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:54,792 I hate you 449 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:56,709 Angie, you wouldn't believe it 450 00:21:56,709 --> 00:21:59,834 The whole place fell into darkness 451 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:00,834 But... 452 00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,751 That's also the night we got together 453 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,209 I hate you 454 00:22:09,209 --> 00:22:12,501 And worst of all, they can make a man 455 00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:14,501 Do whatever they want 456 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,001 Hubby 457 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:17,917 Feed me 458 00:22:20,626 --> 00:22:21,792 Be careful. It's hot 459 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:24,292 Here 460 00:22:26,709 --> 00:22:27,792 Is it good? 461 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:29,501 I love it when you feed me 462 00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:33,834 This is their signature dish, rabbit stir fry 463 00:22:34,209 --> 00:22:36,417 We used to order this all the time 464 00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:45,751 What's wrong? 465 00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:49,042 Is it too spicy? Drink some water 466 00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:51,209 Here you go 467 00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:53,376 What's wrong? Why are you crying? 468 00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:56,417 How could you? 469 00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:00,084 Bunnies are cute 470 00:23:00,334 --> 00:23:02,042 You're so cruel 471 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:05,376 I used to have a pet rabbit 472 00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:09,126 I was born in the year of the rabbit 473 00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:11,334 Okay 474 00:23:13,917 --> 00:23:16,376 Don't cry 475 00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:21,542 (What should I do?) 476 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,751 Don't cry, my dear 477 00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:25,959 We won't eat it anymore 478 00:23:28,126 --> 00:23:30,001 That's so cruel 479 00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,417 The tears are ruining your makeup 480 00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:32,917 Don't cry, my darling 481 00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:34,167 Please don't cry 482 00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,834 I'll stop eating it 483 00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:38,834 And so will you 484 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,042 Yuck, I hate rabbit meat 485 00:23:44,334 --> 00:23:45,667 Don't cry, honey 486 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,584 She's still eating! 487 00:23:49,834 --> 00:23:53,001 Girls don't eat bunnies. That's cruel 488 00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:54,959 Now that's unfair 489 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,542 She's a dude 490 00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:58,001 She pees standing up 491 00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:03,709 Let's go. We're not eating it. 492 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,126 Let's go home 493 00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:09,709 Don't cry 494 00:24:09,751 --> 00:24:11,292 That was horrible 495 00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:12,667 We'll be home soon 496 00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:26,876 It's over 497 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,126 Whoa 498 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,626 Did someone break in last night? 499 00:24:53,376 --> 00:24:55,959 You were right. I should just let go 500 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:58,667 I was so stupid 501 00:24:59,334 --> 00:25:00,959 It was a trap 502 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:04,167 And I walked right into it 503 00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:08,376 Alright 504 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,501 It was pretty bad 505 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:12,042 But that was just one night 506 00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:13,626 We still have a chance 507 00:25:13,626 --> 00:25:14,542 Hey! 508 00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,126 What's this? 509 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:24,209 My aunt in Hong Kong sent it to me 510 00:25:24,459 --> 00:25:27,667 She said I shouldn't get a dog if I'm single 511 00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,501 Or I'll end up like that woman in the news 512 00:25:32,751 --> 00:25:37,501 (Dead Spinster Eaten by Pets) 513 00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:45,626 It's over 514 00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:49,376 I'm hopeless 515 00:25:49,709 --> 00:25:52,042 Just let me be 516 00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:58,626 It's not over 517 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,876 Until I say so 518 00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:04,126 Get up 519 00:26:05,334 --> 00:26:07,167 Angie's been acting weird lately 520 00:26:08,084 --> 00:26:09,834 She's not into me, is she? 521 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,126 If I were her 522 00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:12,626 I'd crush you to death right now 523 00:26:13,126 --> 00:26:15,917 When we were in college, we all knew 524 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:17,459 Angie's got a thing for you 525 00:26:17,459 --> 00:26:19,126 But you've always treated her like a dude 526 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,084 Is it that obvious? 527 00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:25,417 But she's really like a bro to me 528 00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:27,834 Fine, then 529 00:26:28,584 --> 00:26:30,334 Has she ever peed standing next to you? 530 00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:31,917 Do you two ever flirt with chicks together? 531 00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,042 The thing is 532 00:26:33,042 --> 00:26:35,876 I think of her as my bro from day one 533 00:26:36,126 --> 00:26:37,709 There's nothing ladylike about her 534 00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:39,459 I'm a dude, you know 535 00:26:39,459 --> 00:26:41,376 I like sweet girls 536 00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:43,792 If I were into butch girls 537 00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:45,751 I might as well date a guy 538 00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:47,459 Stop it 539 00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:49,542 Nah 540 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,251 These dating apps 541 00:26:52,251 --> 00:26:54,167 Are for men 542 00:26:55,167 --> 00:26:56,834 What kind of girls would use them? 543 00:26:59,959 --> 00:27:01,209 Normal girls 544 00:27:02,626 --> 00:27:03,667 I'm telling you 545 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:06,126 Flirting is like being an assassin 546 00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,834 You start with long range weapons 547 00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:10,209 Like a sniper rifle 548 00:27:10,209 --> 00:27:11,417 Keep your distance from the target 549 00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:13,917 So that your attack wouldn't backfire 550 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:14,959 Now 551 00:27:14,959 --> 00:27:16,084 Let's get started 552 00:27:16,084 --> 00:27:17,959 With the basics - texting 553 00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:20,126 I can text Marco right now 554 00:27:20,126 --> 00:27:22,917 Why do I have to flirt with other men? 555 00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:25,459 Unless you practice with strangers 556 00:27:25,459 --> 00:27:27,209 You'll never know what your weaknesses are 557 00:27:27,209 --> 00:27:29,084 Not to mention... 558 00:27:29,084 --> 00:27:30,459 Most men using these apps are otaku 559 00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:32,001 They're pretty easy to deal with 560 00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:33,792 Here, I did the installation 561 00:27:34,126 --> 00:27:35,251 Take a picture first 562 00:27:38,209 --> 00:27:40,126 - Delete it - Why? 563 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,209 You think your double chin is sexy? 564 00:27:42,209 --> 00:27:44,501 It's just a selfie 565 00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:47,001 - Watch - And learn 566 00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,001 High angle, chin down 567 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,417 Look up a little 568 00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,209 Try to look innocent 569 00:27:53,209 --> 00:27:54,667 That's the standard pose 570 00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:55,709 Learn it well! 571 00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:58,417 This is really lame 572 00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:02,126 - But guys love it - So learn it well 573 00:28:02,126 --> 00:28:04,084 There're three things you should remember 574 00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:05,667 Angle, angle and angle 575 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:06,792 Hurry up 576 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:08,042 High angle 577 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:09,376 A bit higher 578 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:12,001 - Higher still - Chin down 579 00:28:12,001 --> 00:28:13,501 Look up a little 580 00:28:13,501 --> 00:28:15,917 - Chin down - Act innocent 581 00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:17,626 Make a pitiful face like an orphan 582 00:28:17,626 --> 00:28:20,209 Now snap 583 00:28:22,376 --> 00:28:23,417 Let's see 584 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,709 Always retouch your photos 585 00:28:25,959 --> 00:28:26,917 Give her a hand 586 00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,626 See if there's any guy around worth shagging 587 00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:31,167 Or chatting with 588 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:33,001 Here you go. Hit it 589 00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:36,084 He's hot! 590 00:28:36,209 --> 00:28:37,584 Wow 591 00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:39,334 People are actually responding 592 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:40,751 (You've added Wolf as a friend. Start chatting) 593 00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:42,251 Are they jobless or something? 594 00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:43,876 What should I say? 595 00:28:43,876 --> 00:28:46,251 - Whatever you want - This guy's cute 596 00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:50,001 Hi 597 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:52,876 My name's Angie 598 00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:55,751 Wait, are you having a job interview? 599 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,501 How do you expect him to reply? 600 00:28:57,709 --> 00:28:59,876 Always start with a question 601 00:29:00,334 --> 00:29:02,209 Ask him, "What are you doing?" 602 00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:04,001 What are you doing? 603 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:07,709 What are you doing? 604 00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:10,959 (I'm wondering who's missing me now) 605 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:13,584 (Should I down Louis XIII or Kinmen Liquor?) 606 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:16,626 (Yeah I'm doing it. Wanna join?) 607 00:29:17,959 --> 00:29:20,126 Wait. Hold on 608 00:29:20,334 --> 00:29:23,334 Remember, don't flirt like a loyal dog 609 00:29:23,334 --> 00:29:24,751 You know what cats do? 610 00:29:24,876 --> 00:29:27,584 They tease you 611 00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:28,792 And ignore you when you warm up to them 612 00:29:28,959 --> 00:29:29,667 In a nutshell 613 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,542 Be passive aggressive 614 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:32,834 So should I reply him or not? 615 00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:34,292 Think about what you wanna say 616 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:35,667 And reply him tonight 617 00:29:47,292 --> 00:29:50,209 (I dunno, but you sound like you miss me) 618 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,542 (Louis XIII's been dead for ages) 619 00:29:58,959 --> 00:30:02,084 (Yeah I'm doing it. Wanna join?) 620 00:30:20,126 --> 00:30:22,501 (Jerk) 621 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,584 (Who? I'll beat him for you) 622 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:37,167 (Then slap yourself 3 times) 623 00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:45,667 (I'm not a jerk. I'm nice) 624 00:30:52,626 --> 00:30:53,876 You're good at drawing 625 00:30:54,709 --> 00:30:56,417 Why haven't you drawn me anything before? 626 00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:58,459 Why haven't you drawn for me? 627 00:31:03,751 --> 00:31:05,501 That's amazing! 628 00:31:06,251 --> 00:31:07,834 You're so awesome! 629 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,167 Angie drew them 630 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:11,459 When we were in college 631 00:31:11,626 --> 00:31:13,251 Whenever she got bored 632 00:31:13,251 --> 00:31:15,167 She'd draw on my notebook 633 00:31:23,584 --> 00:31:25,709 I'm sure there was something between you two 634 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:28,834 Of course not, she's a dude 635 00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:30,709 Then why do you still have this 636 00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:32,251 Next to your bed? 637 00:31:32,251 --> 00:31:34,792 Cause there's nothing between us 638 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,459 Absolutely nothing 639 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,417 I don't have to hide it from you 640 00:31:39,792 --> 00:31:41,251 Hey, don't be upset 641 00:31:42,709 --> 00:31:43,917 What's wrong? 642 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:45,084 I just don't like it 643 00:31:53,584 --> 00:31:55,626 Alright, don't be mad 644 00:31:56,584 --> 00:31:57,834 Don't be mad, please 645 00:31:58,042 --> 00:31:59,584 Let me show you something 646 00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:01,542 What? 647 00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:05,584 Put your hand inside 648 00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:07,001 Quick 649 00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:09,376 What is it? 650 00:32:09,376 --> 00:32:10,584 A bit lower 651 00:32:11,334 --> 00:32:12,501 Lower 652 00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:14,959 Lower 653 00:32:15,126 --> 00:32:16,626 Lower still 654 00:32:17,626 --> 00:32:19,626 You feel something hard? 655 00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:22,251 Grab it and pull it out 656 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,001 What's this? 657 00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:28,626 You told me you wanna cycle all the way 658 00:32:28,626 --> 00:32:30,959 Around Taiwan with your friends 659 00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:33,292 My leave application got rejected 660 00:32:33,959 --> 00:32:35,334 But I got you a ticket 661 00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:37,001 Have fun with your friends 662 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:41,001 You're the best 663 00:32:54,334 --> 00:32:57,084 (What are you doing?) 664 00:32:58,459 --> 00:33:00,959 Do you wanna 665 00:33:00,959 --> 00:33:02,459 Get your hands 666 00:33:02,459 --> 00:33:05,626 On something else? 667 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,334 (I'm with Hailey) 668 00:34:23,334 --> 00:34:26,001 I still remember the look on Angie's face... 669 00:34:30,126 --> 00:34:31,334 When she draws. It's adorable 670 00:34:33,626 --> 00:34:35,251 I've asked myself before 671 00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:37,084 Whether I should try to date her 672 00:34:38,084 --> 00:34:40,209 But somehow we're like parallel lines 673 00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:43,042 No matter how close we are, we never meet 674 00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:52,292 Enough texting 675 00:34:53,376 --> 00:34:55,542 Time to do some training on the ground 676 00:34:56,459 --> 00:34:57,501 Go! 677 00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:06,876 Angie 678 00:35:09,334 --> 00:35:10,417 Quick, say something 679 00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:11,084 I'm Mike 680 00:35:11,084 --> 00:35:13,709 Keep your head up. Your double chin's showing 681 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,417 Just say something 682 00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:23,042 - Quick - Expats are great 683 00:35:23,751 --> 00:35:25,834 - I love them - Same here 684 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:28,626 I don't really care 685 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,876 As long as he's got a big nose 686 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:36,376 Hey 687 00:35:37,126 --> 00:35:38,709 What should I say to him? 688 00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:40,376 The key to flirting is 689 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:41,709 Just pretend you like whatever the guy's saying 690 00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:43,626 Whatever he says, just do this 691 00:35:44,084 --> 00:35:45,251 Oh, really? 692 00:35:45,251 --> 00:35:46,876 Tell me, please 693 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:48,292 I hate you 694 00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:49,709 I have no idea 695 00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,001 It works every time 696 00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:52,584 Go ahead 697 00:35:54,334 --> 00:35:55,376 Hey 698 00:35:59,001 --> 00:36:00,542 Do you know how to play? 699 00:36:02,584 --> 00:36:04,084 I have no idea 700 00:36:04,084 --> 00:36:05,626 No problem. I'll teach you 701 00:36:05,959 --> 00:36:07,501 But today is your first lesson 702 00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:09,751 That's okay, I can teach you anyway 703 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:10,917 Your hand... 704 00:36:10,959 --> 00:36:12,126 Feels really cold 705 00:36:12,334 --> 00:36:13,459 Oops 706 00:36:13,459 --> 00:36:14,626 Sorry 707 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:17,167 I forgot to tell you my secret identity 708 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,376 I'm Mr. Freeze 709 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:20,876 These hands make great sushi 710 00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:21,959 Really? 711 00:36:22,209 --> 00:36:24,042 I love sushi 712 00:36:24,334 --> 00:36:26,584 When can I get a taste of your sushi? 713 00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:29,709 I'm afraid 714 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,209 There won't be a chance 715 00:36:31,209 --> 00:36:33,001 The sushi business is shrinking 716 00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:34,126 The market is too small 717 00:36:34,501 --> 00:36:36,126 I did some research 718 00:36:36,126 --> 00:36:37,126 And I thought 719 00:36:37,126 --> 00:36:39,542 I'd be better off working as a makeup artist 720 00:36:41,084 --> 00:36:42,459 I'm straight though 721 00:36:42,459 --> 00:36:44,376 Super straight. No worries 722 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:48,709 Place your left hand over your right hand 723 00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,042 The trick is 724 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,792 To thrust your hip 725 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,001 Good, nice. Now thrust it 726 00:36:57,709 --> 00:37:00,126 That's my cell 727 00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:03,042 Really? 728 00:37:03,042 --> 00:37:04,542 Yes, it's just my cell 729 00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:06,084 Now, pay attention 730 00:37:06,084 --> 00:37:08,834 Watch your hands. Focus on the ball 731 00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:09,876 Look down 732 00:37:10,584 --> 00:37:11,917 And thrust your hip 733 00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:14,584 Good, very good 734 00:37:14,709 --> 00:37:16,292 Let me do it on my own 735 00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:18,501 - You don't have to help me - Alright. Go ahead 736 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,334 So... 737 00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:27,751 You must know a lot of pretty girls 738 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:30,084 Not really 739 00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:33,292 Company policy forbids us from dating clients 740 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,459 I don't believe you 741 00:37:34,959 --> 00:37:37,584 If they like your work 742 00:37:37,584 --> 00:37:39,792 They would love to see you again 743 00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:41,959 If they come and see me again 744 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,376 Then I'm in trouble 745 00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:46,876 What do you think of my makeup today? 746 00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:47,959 Your makeup? 747 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:50,876 It's nice 748 00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:53,584 You look better than my clients 749 00:37:53,584 --> 00:37:55,584 - You're kidding - No 750 00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:57,084 It's obvious 751 00:37:57,084 --> 00:37:59,959 You look healthy 752 00:38:00,209 --> 00:38:02,209 My clients 753 00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:04,501 They all look pale 754 00:38:04,501 --> 00:38:06,376 I met a client this morning 755 00:38:06,376 --> 00:38:07,751 She got her face caved in 756 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:10,751 I had no idea what she was thinking 757 00:38:10,751 --> 00:38:11,917 She could've picked a better place to land 758 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,292 When she jumped off that building 759 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,376 Why on earth 760 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:16,709 Would she land on a concrete slab? 761 00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,751 What was I supposed to do with her face? 762 00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:21,459 You put makeup on dead people? 763 00:38:22,459 --> 00:38:24,667 You shouldn't put it like that 764 00:38:24,876 --> 00:38:27,501 I'm a "Makeup Consultant" for the deceased 765 00:38:27,876 --> 00:38:29,167 Let me tell you a secret 766 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,042 Eh? 767 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,376 Tell me, please 768 00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:35,209 Have you heard of 769 00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,167 Rocket poop? 770 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:39,709 What? 771 00:38:40,292 --> 00:38:41,667 Really? 772 00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,084 I was driving one night 773 00:38:43,084 --> 00:38:46,084 Suddenly my stomach started to hurt 774 00:38:46,084 --> 00:38:48,292 I reached an intersection. There was nobody around 775 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,667 I pulled over, came out of the car 776 00:38:51,084 --> 00:38:52,792 And pooped on the spot 777 00:38:52,876 --> 00:38:54,709 It felt amazing 778 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:56,417 You know what happened next? 779 00:38:58,709 --> 00:39:00,709 I have no idea 780 00:39:00,709 --> 00:39:03,084 Pooping in a toilet is one thing 781 00:39:03,084 --> 00:39:04,751 But when you poop on the ground 782 00:39:04,751 --> 00:39:06,584 When you push really hard 783 00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:07,459 The poop that comes out... 784 00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:09,501 It would push you upward 785 00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:12,751 Once I was done, I got back to the car 786 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,417 I turned and looked 787 00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:16,917 Gosh, my poop was just standing there 788 00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:18,459 Like a monument or something 789 00:39:18,459 --> 00:39:20,917 Right at the intersection. It was L-shaped 790 00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:24,459 I hate you! 791 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:29,626 Listen 792 00:39:31,292 --> 00:39:33,251 If we get together 793 00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:35,501 you have to promise me 794 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:37,917 No matter how much we fight 795 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:40,417 You'll never jump off a building 796 00:39:40,542 --> 00:39:41,959 But if you really wanna, let's say... 797 00:39:41,959 --> 00:39:43,167 Jump off a building 798 00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:44,751 Make sure you land on grass 799 00:39:45,209 --> 00:39:46,959 It's much softer 800 00:39:49,209 --> 00:39:50,667 I hate you! 801 00:39:56,709 --> 00:39:58,209 Angie... 802 00:40:04,084 --> 00:40:05,792 What did I do wrong? 803 00:40:06,751 --> 00:40:07,792 It's the way you say 804 00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:09,084 "I hate you" 805 00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:11,459 But I learned it from you 806 00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:12,501 Where did I go wrong? 807 00:40:12,501 --> 00:40:14,001 When you flirt 808 00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:15,834 You gotta sugarcoat 809 00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:17,542 Even when you're insulting the guy 810 00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:19,876 I hate you 811 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:21,834 Stop it 812 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:23,584 Go away 813 00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,459 If you look him in the eye and say 814 00:40:25,459 --> 00:40:26,626 I hate you! 815 00:40:27,126 --> 00:40:28,501 Then you're screwed 816 00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:30,584 But my mom used to say we should always 817 00:40:30,584 --> 00:40:33,251 Look people in the eye when we talk to them 818 00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:40,084 I hate you 819 00:40:43,001 --> 00:40:45,792 I hate you 820 00:40:47,459 --> 00:40:49,834 I hate you 821 00:40:50,876 --> 00:40:52,834 I hate you 822 00:40:52,959 --> 00:40:57,209 I hate you 823 00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,376 I hate you 824 00:40:59,376 --> 00:41:00,334 Hey you! 825 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,667 You're stealing my oranges again 826 00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:05,667 Oops, we didn't do it on purpose 827 00:41:05,667 --> 00:41:07,876 We didn't know they were yours 828 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:09,959 We had no idea 829 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:12,959 I just wanna get a taste 830 00:41:12,959 --> 00:41:15,459 They're so expensive 831 00:41:15,459 --> 00:41:17,667 Alright, just don't take them all 832 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:20,501 - You're the best! - Thank you 833 00:41:21,751 --> 00:41:23,501 You gotta be kidding me 834 00:41:23,501 --> 00:41:25,501 Where have you been? 835 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:28,959 This is the power of flirting 836 00:41:31,584 --> 00:41:33,834 I hate you 837 00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:43,084 I hate you 838 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,376 Am I doing it right? 839 00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,084 Hey, I'm getting better at this, right? 840 00:41:46,084 --> 00:41:48,167 - Yes, much better - I hate you 841 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:50,209 I hate you 842 00:41:50,209 --> 00:41:51,917 Wow, that's a big one 843 00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:56,376 I hate you 844 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:29,084 (IOU Coupon) 845 00:42:49,751 --> 00:42:51,001 What do you see? 846 00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:53,709 Cows 847 00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:58,084 Lots of cows piled into a huge baby 848 00:42:58,084 --> 00:42:59,292 It kinda stinks like... 849 00:42:59,959 --> 00:43:01,126 Bullshit 850 00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:02,542 No? 851 00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,917 This is art. Show some respect 852 00:43:13,084 --> 00:43:14,667 Our professor used to say 853 00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:17,334 You have talent in art 854 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,167 But you gave that all up for Marco 855 00:43:19,376 --> 00:43:20,459 Was it worth it? 856 00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:23,376 I wanted to be with him 857 00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:25,542 So I got a job in Shanghai 858 00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:28,792 If you could choose again 859 00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:30,792 Would you stay and work here 860 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:32,501 Or continue with your sculpting? 861 00:43:36,209 --> 00:43:37,376 I don't know 862 00:43:38,834 --> 00:43:41,292 I really don't know 863 00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:44,459 What do you like about him? 864 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:47,417 He's cute, don't you think? 865 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,751 He cares about me, and he shows it in funny ways 866 00:43:55,209 --> 00:43:56,626 What was that? 867 00:43:56,751 --> 00:43:59,501 You're a girl. Cover your mouth when you yawn 868 00:43:59,626 --> 00:44:01,876 Stuffing your mouth? That's what you call "caring"? 869 00:44:04,751 --> 00:44:06,167 Well then, I know a lot of guys 870 00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,542 Who care about me 871 00:44:09,501 --> 00:44:11,376 You can't go head to head with that bitch 872 00:44:11,376 --> 00:44:13,001 You don't have what it takes 873 00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,667 You'll just fight a losing battle 874 00:44:19,501 --> 00:44:20,834 Hi 875 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,334 Do you miss silly goose? 876 00:44:23,751 --> 00:44:25,959 I miss you every night 877 00:44:25,959 --> 00:44:28,126 So much that I'd cry 878 00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,376 I hate you 879 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:33,709 Alright, I gotta go 880 00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:35,667 See you tonight 881 00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:38,042 Bye 882 00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:40,251 Where were we? 883 00:44:40,876 --> 00:44:41,959 I'm fighting a losing battle 884 00:44:41,959 --> 00:44:43,459 Oh yes 885 00:44:43,459 --> 00:44:46,209 Well, she's out of town now. Grab the chance. 886 00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:47,459 Tell Marco you like him 887 00:44:47,459 --> 00:44:48,876 No way 888 00:44:48,876 --> 00:44:50,584 I've known him for years 889 00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:53,084 He's always treated me like a dude 890 00:44:53,084 --> 00:44:54,334 I wouldn't know what to say 891 00:44:55,084 --> 00:44:57,917 What's the best time to have an office romance? 892 00:44:58,834 --> 00:44:59,876 Enlighten me 893 00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,626 Business trips 894 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:19,167 My leggies miss you 895 00:45:20,792 --> 00:45:22,251 Tell them 896 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,834 I miss them too 897 00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:30,667 (IOU Coupon) 898 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:36,042 No way! 899 00:45:36,751 --> 00:45:38,626 You still have it with you? 900 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:41,959 Come and see the Ju Ming exhibition with me 901 00:45:42,584 --> 00:45:43,542 What? 902 00:45:43,626 --> 00:45:45,084 He's having an exhibition in Shanghai? 903 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:47,334 No, we're going to Taipei 904 00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:49,792 Why? 905 00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:53,126 We have a case in Taipei 906 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:54,751 I got you two days off 907 00:45:54,876 --> 00:45:56,542 So come with me, okay? 908 00:45:57,917 --> 00:45:59,417 But you didn't approve my leave last time 909 00:45:59,417 --> 00:46:00,626 Why's that? 910 00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:03,126 Why would I let you emasculate yourself 911 00:46:03,126 --> 00:46:05,209 And do everything that princess wants? 912 00:46:06,917 --> 00:46:08,126 What about now? 913 00:46:08,126 --> 00:46:09,251 Now's the time... 914 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,667 For you to return all the favors I did you 915 00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:28,667 Define the law of diminishing returns 916 00:46:29,751 --> 00:46:31,751 Within a certain period of time... 917 00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:37,292 Consumer goods would... 918 00:46:37,292 --> 00:46:39,876 As the number of goods increases... 919 00:46:40,376 --> 00:46:47,334 Consumers would... 920 00:46:48,792 --> 00:46:50,334 What? 921 00:46:50,584 --> 00:46:53,376 I'm so tired! 922 00:46:53,376 --> 00:46:54,959 Let me take a nap 923 00:46:54,959 --> 00:46:56,459 Please! 924 00:46:58,292 --> 00:46:59,792 No, you pighead! 925 00:46:59,792 --> 00:47:02,334 Cause I'm stuck here with you, I missed the Ju Ming exhibition 926 00:47:02,334 --> 00:47:03,501 Wake up! 927 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:15,251 What's this? 928 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:18,084 I know you're doing all this for me 929 00:47:18,834 --> 00:47:21,417 I promise I'll make it up to you one day 930 00:47:21,417 --> 00:47:23,667 (IOU Coupon) 931 00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:25,376 Just let me take a nap 932 00:47:26,292 --> 00:47:27,584 Please 933 00:47:41,501 --> 00:47:43,167 Hey, we got you a survival kit 934 00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:45,542 For your trip 935 00:47:49,584 --> 00:47:50,792 Look at this 936 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:52,376 That's a lot 937 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:54,292 Well, you're spending a few nights with him 938 00:47:54,292 --> 00:47:56,001 There's more 939 00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:03,084 This is way too much 940 00:48:03,709 --> 00:48:05,792 Not at all 941 00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:07,751 Wait till you see what she got you 942 00:48:11,084 --> 00:48:12,126 What's that? 943 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:13,667 Undies 944 00:48:16,834 --> 00:48:18,376 Do people actually wear that? 945 00:48:18,376 --> 00:48:19,584 Try it on 946 00:48:19,584 --> 00:48:22,376 They look like flying guillotines 947 00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:29,834 I hate you 948 00:48:30,584 --> 00:48:32,501 - What? - You just nailed it 949 00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:34,334 It sounds just right 950 00:48:34,334 --> 00:48:35,459 Do it again 951 00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:38,876 I hate you 952 00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:41,126 Not so good. Again 953 00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:42,876 Get in the mood 954 00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:44,834 I hate you 955 00:48:45,334 --> 00:48:46,334 You're almost there 956 00:48:46,334 --> 00:48:47,876 - Again, again - I hate you 957 00:48:50,417 --> 00:48:53,501 - Again - I hate you 958 00:48:54,334 --> 00:48:56,126 I hate you 959 00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:58,376 Thanks, y'all 960 00:48:58,584 --> 00:49:00,501 - Good luck! - You can do it 961 00:49:00,501 --> 00:49:01,792 - Go! - Yeah! 962 00:49:11,959 --> 00:49:14,751 You wanna beat that bitch? Learn from her 963 00:49:15,209 --> 00:49:16,959 Sleep on his shoulder 964 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,001 You know what, sleeping on his shoulders... 965 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,542 It's just not doable 966 00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,667 Why do I have to copy the things that bitch does? 967 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,834 Ma'am, please turn off your cell phone. Thank you 968 00:49:32,001 --> 00:49:33,376 Did you just call somebody a bitch? 969 00:49:34,751 --> 00:49:35,876 What? No 970 00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:42,834 Well, I was asking the flight attendant 971 00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:45,126 If there's any... 972 00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:46,917 Beach 973 00:49:48,084 --> 00:49:49,042 In Taipei 974 00:49:54,084 --> 00:49:55,167 By the way 975 00:49:55,584 --> 00:49:57,834 Don't tweet anything during the trip 976 00:49:57,834 --> 00:49:59,001 Hailey might get the wrong idea 977 00:49:59,001 --> 00:50:00,626 I told her I couldn't leave work 978 00:50:00,626 --> 00:50:01,584 Now I'm going to Taipei 979 00:50:01,584 --> 00:50:03,876 She'd think I ditched her on purpose 980 00:50:06,251 --> 00:50:07,501 Why would she think that? 981 00:50:07,501 --> 00:50:09,626 You're here because you owe me 982 00:50:30,626 --> 00:50:32,751 Isn't he a jerk? 983 00:50:33,001 --> 00:50:34,084 Well 984 00:50:34,709 --> 00:50:36,084 Think about it 985 00:50:36,292 --> 00:50:38,501 He's asking you to be discreet 986 00:50:38,959 --> 00:50:40,417 If he doesn't have feelings for you 987 00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:41,667 He wouldn't do that 988 00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:42,542 Be more aggressive 989 00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:43,876 How? 990 00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,251 That'd be embarrassing 991 00:50:46,751 --> 00:50:48,917 We're waging war, girl. Can't play it safe 992 00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:51,501 There will be blood 993 00:50:51,626 --> 00:50:52,501 Trust me 994 00:50:52,501 --> 00:50:54,042 Get out of your comfort zone 995 00:50:54,376 --> 00:50:55,459 Men... 996 00:50:55,459 --> 00:50:57,209 Are like a pile of hay 997 00:50:58,042 --> 00:50:59,542 Give them a match 998 00:51:00,126 --> 00:51:01,501 And they'll burn themselves up 999 00:51:01,501 --> 00:51:02,876 Anyway, I gotta go 1000 00:51:03,084 --> 00:51:05,167 Maybe you should watch porn with him 1001 00:51:07,084 --> 00:51:08,876 That's kinda hard to pull off 1002 00:51:09,542 --> 00:51:11,001 Let me think about it 1003 00:51:25,959 --> 00:51:27,667 I wanna try that! 1004 00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:28,834 What? 1005 00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:32,417 - Can I have one? - Of course 1006 00:51:32,876 --> 00:51:34,334 - How much? - 50 TWD 1007 00:51:34,334 --> 00:51:35,584 Thank you 1008 00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:36,834 - Welcome - Thanks 1009 00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:39,376 Pairing tomatoes with prunes 1010 00:51:39,376 --> 00:51:40,542 Have a bite 1011 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,501 - Is it good? - It's really good, c'mon 1012 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,792 Who came up with this idea? 1013 00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:56,709 Pairing tomatoes with prunes? 1014 00:51:56,709 --> 00:51:58,334 They don't seem to match 1015 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:00,917 Whoever did this is a genius 1016 00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,667 Cut the tomato in half, and stuff in a prune 1017 00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:06,709 How did he come up with it? 1018 00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:09,251 Maybe 1019 00:52:10,042 --> 00:52:11,959 He was eating prunes 1020 00:52:11,959 --> 00:52:14,876 And then someone offered him a tomato 1021 00:52:15,626 --> 00:52:17,209 He mixed the flavors together 1022 00:52:17,209 --> 00:52:19,667 Found it amazing 1023 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:20,501 And came up with the recipe 1024 00:52:20,501 --> 00:52:22,376 - Wow! - Wow! 1025 00:52:22,376 --> 00:52:23,584 That's a lot of red beans 1026 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:26,751 They should register this 1027 00:52:27,209 --> 00:52:29,042 As intangible cultural heritage 1028 00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,626 With the UN 1029 00:52:31,167 --> 00:52:32,626 You're crazy 1030 00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:34,334 Wow! Cotton candy! 1031 00:52:34,626 --> 00:52:35,959 And it's blue! 1032 00:52:36,251 --> 00:52:37,626 - What? - I wanna play! 1033 00:52:37,792 --> 00:52:39,126 - Eh? - I wanna ride this 1034 00:52:45,709 --> 00:52:48,001 - This one - It's for kids 1035 00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:49,584 So what? 1036 00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:50,792 Forget it 1037 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:53,126 Look, they're all playing 1038 00:52:57,876 --> 00:52:59,126 You take this one 1039 00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:01,167 It's perfect for you 1040 00:53:01,959 --> 00:53:03,126 Get on 1041 00:53:04,209 --> 00:53:05,542 - Come on - Seriously? 1042 00:53:05,542 --> 00:53:06,667 Seriously 1043 00:53:15,876 --> 00:53:17,001 Hey you! 1044 00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:18,792 These are for kids 1045 00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:20,792 You grown-ups would break them 1046 00:53:22,209 --> 00:53:23,584 Excuse me, sir 1047 00:53:24,084 --> 00:53:25,584 He's my brother 1048 00:53:25,751 --> 00:53:27,126 He's retarded 1049 00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:29,709 He loves riding this thing 1050 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:32,251 If you don't let him 1051 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:34,959 He'll get upset. Please 1052 00:53:35,751 --> 00:53:36,959 Doo-doo 1053 00:53:37,251 --> 00:53:38,834 He'll poop right here 1054 00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:40,834 - Pee-pee - Please 1055 00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:43,126 Doo-doo, doo-doo 1056 00:53:43,126 --> 00:53:44,792 - Ma'am - Doo-doo 1057 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:47,167 Please don't do that to your boyfriend 1058 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:48,501 He's trying so hard to please you 1059 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:50,792 He's obviously not retarded 1060 00:53:51,126 --> 00:53:52,209 Oops 1061 00:53:52,209 --> 00:53:53,376 So you can tell? 1062 00:53:53,376 --> 00:53:54,584 Of course 1063 00:53:54,584 --> 00:53:56,126 I'm not retarded 1064 00:53:57,292 --> 00:53:59,167 Go ahead. I gotta doo doo 1065 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:01,209 - Thank you - Thank you so much 1066 00:54:08,376 --> 00:54:10,376 Open you mouth 1067 00:54:17,917 --> 00:54:19,167 Let's take another one 1068 00:54:20,417 --> 00:54:22,667 One, two, cheese! 1069 00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:30,209 What's up? Are you done? 1070 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:31,667 Any update? 1071 00:54:32,584 --> 00:54:34,376 What's the noise? 1072 00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:36,876 We're riding the plane 1073 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:38,917 Is that some kinda fancy position? 1074 00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:40,792 Stop it 1075 00:54:41,417 --> 00:54:42,667 Time's running out 1076 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:46,501 When that bitch comes... back 1077 00:54:46,501 --> 00:54:47,876 Then it's all over for you 1078 00:54:47,876 --> 00:54:49,501 Grab your chance now 1079 00:54:49,501 --> 00:54:50,709 Can you be more specific? 1080 00:54:51,167 --> 00:54:53,042 You know what men like? 1081 00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,792 Kinky girls 1082 00:54:58,042 --> 00:55:01,292 Okay, I'll try 1083 00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:03,501 Okay, bye bye 1084 00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:05,792 Bye 1085 00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:09,501 Nice pussy 1086 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:14,584 There you are 1087 00:55:14,584 --> 00:55:16,334 Thanks for finding my pussy 1088 00:55:16,334 --> 00:55:17,459 My pleasure 1089 00:55:38,209 --> 00:55:39,334 Here I come! 1090 00:55:58,084 --> 00:55:59,292 I'm going back to my room 1091 00:56:00,626 --> 00:56:01,709 See you tomorrow 1092 00:56:04,876 --> 00:56:05,959 Good night 1093 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:07,334 You too 1094 00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:17,667 Hey! 1095 00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,959 Sleep tight 1096 00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:12,751 What's up? 1097 00:57:13,334 --> 00:57:14,834 Wanna watch some porn? 1098 00:57:20,959 --> 00:57:22,001 Come 1099 00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:37,251 There isn't any adult channel on this thing 1100 00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,709 And they say Taiwan is a decadent place? 1101 00:57:41,751 --> 00:57:43,376 I'm going back then 1102 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:45,334 Wait, I have an idea 1103 00:57:46,001 --> 00:57:47,209 It should be easy 1104 00:57:54,709 --> 00:57:55,917 Alright 1105 00:57:56,584 --> 00:57:57,751 What's this? 1106 00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:00,834 Curling. We used to watch this in the dorm 1107 00:58:00,834 --> 00:58:02,626 It's just like 1108 00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:04,042 Watching porn 1109 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:05,709 No way 1110 00:58:06,376 --> 00:58:07,834 Give it a try 1111 00:58:08,209 --> 00:58:09,251 Close your eyes 1112 00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:22,501 Right? 1113 00:58:27,751 --> 00:58:29,834 But it sounds exhausting 1114 00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:32,667 Well, each national team has its own style 1115 00:58:33,084 --> 00:58:37,251 With the Europeans and Americans, for example 1116 00:58:37,251 --> 00:58:38,459 There's a sense of joy and excitement 1117 00:58:39,376 --> 00:58:41,959 The Japanese, on the other hand 1118 00:58:42,084 --> 00:58:43,542 When they moan, you can feel a kinda pain 1119 00:58:43,542 --> 00:58:47,584 But there's also a sense of desire 1120 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:50,167 Oh no, please stop 1121 00:58:50,542 --> 00:58:52,126 Aww, gimme more 1122 00:58:52,334 --> 00:58:54,251 Stop, please 1123 00:59:03,792 --> 00:59:05,042 I'm tired 1124 00:59:05,251 --> 00:59:06,376 Good night 1125 01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:21,917 It's raining so hard 1126 01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:24,792 Should we go or wait here? 1127 01:00:26,751 --> 01:00:28,042 Let's wait here 1128 01:00:37,584 --> 01:00:42,209 (Feeling like a kid again in Taipei night market) 1129 01:00:53,251 --> 01:00:56,417 Excuse me. I'm going to the Juming Museum 1130 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,084 Should I take the bus here? 1131 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,084 Yes 1132 01:01:01,084 --> 01:01:03,876 Just take the bus from Taipei to Jinshan 1133 01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:05,501 Thanks 1134 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,584 Baby, calm down 1135 01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:14,417 Please don't cry 1136 01:01:18,126 --> 01:01:19,709 We should wait here 1137 01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:21,376 Alright 1138 01:01:21,709 --> 01:01:23,251 Send me your address 1139 01:01:25,084 --> 01:01:26,251 Okay, bye 1140 01:01:28,334 --> 01:01:29,417 What's wrong? 1141 01:01:30,792 --> 01:01:32,126 I gotta go to Taichung 1142 01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:47,459 You really don't have to come with me 1143 01:01:47,626 --> 01:01:49,126 You should go to the exhibition 1144 01:01:49,251 --> 01:01:51,084 We were supposed to see it together 1145 01:01:51,084 --> 01:01:52,834 It'd be boring to go on my own 1146 01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:57,001 What's wrong with Hailey? 1147 01:01:57,292 --> 01:01:58,459 I don't know either 1148 01:01:59,417 --> 01:02:00,876 She was crying terribly 1149 01:02:01,334 --> 01:02:02,876 I guess she hurt her leg or something 1150 01:02:10,792 --> 01:02:11,709 By the way 1151 01:02:12,251 --> 01:02:14,209 You left this in my room last night 1152 01:02:14,417 --> 01:02:15,584 What is it? 1153 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:18,792 It's... 1154 01:02:20,334 --> 01:02:21,834 I'm surprised you don't know 1155 01:02:21,834 --> 01:02:23,667 It's a flying guillotine 1156 01:02:23,667 --> 01:02:24,626 What? 1157 01:02:24,626 --> 01:02:27,334 Flying guillotine, you know 1158 01:02:28,584 --> 01:02:30,126 Well, I went to... 1159 01:02:30,626 --> 01:02:32,834 Watch a movie with a friend the other day... 1160 01:02:33,084 --> 01:02:35,209 It's called "The Guillotines" 1161 01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:36,792 This is just a souvenir 1162 01:02:36,792 --> 01:02:39,042 They gave away at the cinema 1163 01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:40,584 Oh 1164 01:02:41,501 --> 01:02:43,542 No, it's okay. Just throw it away 1165 01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:09,667 Babe 1166 01:03:10,126 --> 01:03:11,084 Hubby 1167 01:03:11,084 --> 01:03:12,167 Are you okay? 1168 01:03:12,251 --> 01:03:13,959 Where did you get hurt? 1169 01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,751 Here, look 1170 01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:20,292 When I got up this morning 1171 01:03:20,626 --> 01:03:22,792 I tripped and fell 1172 01:03:23,126 --> 01:03:25,834 My friends all cycled on 1173 01:03:25,834 --> 01:03:27,584 And left me here by myself 1174 01:03:28,126 --> 01:03:31,334 Thank god you're here. What would I do without you? 1175 01:03:32,126 --> 01:03:33,292 Is that it? 1176 01:03:34,584 --> 01:03:36,917 I was scared. I don't want any scars! 1177 01:03:38,084 --> 01:03:41,667 Hubby, you told me you like my legs 1178 01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:43,251 So... 1179 01:03:43,334 --> 01:03:45,417 I was terrified 1180 01:03:45,501 --> 01:03:49,501 If I get a scar on my leg you won't like me anymore 1181 01:03:49,501 --> 01:03:51,959 And then I got really sad 1182 01:03:53,084 --> 01:03:55,751 I couldn't stop crying 1183 01:03:59,251 --> 01:04:00,417 Don't be silly 1184 01:04:01,126 --> 01:04:02,709 You think I'm that shallow? 1185 01:04:03,459 --> 01:04:05,334 I won't leave you 1186 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,209 Even if you lose your legs 1187 01:04:09,251 --> 01:04:10,501 Really? 1188 01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:11,709 Of course 1189 01:04:12,459 --> 01:04:13,584 You still got a nice rack 1190 01:04:14,376 --> 01:04:15,584 Hey! 1191 01:04:15,709 --> 01:04:17,542 I hate you 1192 01:04:19,959 --> 01:04:21,376 I told you 1193 01:04:21,376 --> 01:04:23,709 I just wanted a fling 1194 01:04:24,876 --> 01:04:26,751 I've been seeing my girlfriend for 7 years 1195 01:04:26,751 --> 01:04:28,042 She's wonderful 1196 01:04:28,334 --> 01:04:30,001 Why would I wanna leave her? 1197 01:04:36,542 --> 01:04:37,501 Fine 1198 01:04:37,501 --> 01:04:39,334 I'll call her now and break up with her 1199 01:04:49,042 --> 01:04:50,084 Hey 1200 01:04:50,959 --> 01:04:52,209 That slutty bitch 1201 01:04:52,209 --> 01:04:54,042 Must've read my tweet 1202 01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:55,167 She's sabotaging my plan 1203 01:04:56,501 --> 01:04:57,751 What are you gonna do then? 1204 01:04:58,251 --> 01:05:00,209 She ruined my trip. I'll ruin hers 1205 01:05:05,584 --> 01:05:06,876 Poor Hailey 1206 01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:09,042 It really hurts, huh? 1207 01:05:09,834 --> 01:05:11,459 I'm fine 1208 01:05:11,917 --> 01:05:14,709 Hubby's here. It's alright now. 1209 01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:16,876 Angie, dear 1210 01:05:17,209 --> 01:05:19,126 You should go to the exhibition in Taipei 1211 01:05:19,126 --> 01:05:20,126 Don't worry about me 1212 01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:21,126 Okay? 1213 01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:22,251 Hubby 1214 01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:25,917 Let's walk Angie to the station, shall we? 1215 01:05:26,042 --> 01:05:27,084 Sure 1216 01:05:28,126 --> 01:05:29,834 - Hailey, dear - Yes? 1217 01:05:30,001 --> 01:05:32,167 Do you really hate me that much? 1218 01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:36,584 What? Why? 1219 01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:38,876 You're the best, Angie 1220 01:05:38,876 --> 01:05:40,376 - Is that true? - Yes 1221 01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:44,542 Well, I love this place. It's really relaxing 1222 01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:47,126 And I haven't gone cycling for so long 1223 01:05:47,251 --> 01:05:48,334 Let's go cycling together 1224 01:05:48,334 --> 01:05:50,501 What do you think? 1225 01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:52,334 Marco? 1226 01:05:53,251 --> 01:05:54,459 Sure! 1227 01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:56,126 I'd like that 1228 01:05:56,209 --> 01:05:59,209 It'd be fun to spend time with Angie 1229 01:05:59,209 --> 01:06:01,792 - I'm so excited! - Yeah! 1230 01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:03,626 I'm thrilled that the three of us... 1231 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:04,959 Are going cycling together! 1232 01:06:04,959 --> 01:06:06,126 Great! 1233 01:06:06,126 --> 01:06:09,209 - That's really great! - I'm so thrilled! 1234 01:06:10,209 --> 01:06:11,542 - Marco? - Yes? 1235 01:06:11,542 --> 01:06:13,792 We're going cycling together. Aren't you excited? 1236 01:06:13,792 --> 01:06:15,126 Yeah! 1237 01:06:17,126 --> 01:06:18,417 Hey... 1238 01:06:19,459 --> 01:06:21,292 Did you see the news? 1239 01:06:21,292 --> 01:06:23,876 It's so lame 1240 01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:26,084 There's this guy 1241 01:06:26,084 --> 01:06:29,959 His friends gave him a can of soda 1242 01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:32,751 Hold on... 1243 01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:37,751 So he put it in the refrigerator 1244 01:06:37,876 --> 01:06:41,126 After a few weeks 1245 01:06:41,126 --> 01:06:43,376 He took it out 1246 01:06:43,376 --> 01:06:45,251 For some reason 1247 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,542 The can just kept on swelling 1248 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,834 He didn't know what to do 1249 01:06:48,834 --> 01:06:50,584 He didn't know how to get rid of it 1250 01:06:50,584 --> 01:06:51,751 So he just... 1251 01:06:52,001 --> 01:06:53,709 Kept holding it in his hands 1252 01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:54,834 And finally the can just... 1253 01:06:54,834 --> 01:06:56,751 Exploded! 1254 01:06:56,834 --> 01:06:58,917 He got hit in the eye 1255 01:07:04,251 --> 01:07:06,751 My tummy hurts so much. That's hilarious 1256 01:07:06,751 --> 01:07:08,834 What's so funny about it? 1257 01:07:09,709 --> 01:07:11,959 Maybe I'm a simple person 1258 01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:14,042 I love to laugh 1259 01:07:15,251 --> 01:07:16,542 Do you think it's funny? 1260 01:07:17,209 --> 01:07:18,251 Eh? 1261 01:07:19,084 --> 01:07:20,709 It's pretty funny 1262 01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:23,917 Right? 1263 01:07:23,917 --> 01:07:25,042 Yeah! 1264 01:07:36,584 --> 01:07:38,667 He left it there for weeks... 1265 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:53,626 Hubby, I wanna eat those sausages 1266 01:07:55,626 --> 01:07:57,417 - Hello - Three, please 1267 01:07:57,417 --> 01:07:59,959 - Okay - I love street food 1268 01:08:00,334 --> 01:08:01,709 I bet you like meatballs too? 1269 01:08:01,709 --> 01:08:03,709 Eep! You're making me blush 1270 01:08:03,709 --> 01:08:05,417 I meant chicken nuggets 1271 01:08:05,917 --> 01:08:07,126 Let her go 1272 01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:08,959 She had some last night 1273 01:08:09,584 --> 01:08:11,542 Stop laughing! 1274 01:08:13,542 --> 01:08:14,751 Here you go 1275 01:08:15,167 --> 01:08:16,167 Thanks, hubby 1276 01:08:16,959 --> 01:08:18,501 Would you like a sausage too? 1277 01:08:41,376 --> 01:08:42,584 Hey, hubby 1278 01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:44,459 I wanna drink green tea 1279 01:08:44,459 --> 01:08:45,667 Can you go and buy it for me? 1280 01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:46,959 Sure 1281 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,292 You want some? 1282 01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:53,292 - Green tea? - Yeah 1283 01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:54,417 No! 1284 01:09:07,126 --> 01:09:10,001 Angie, you're wasting your time 1285 01:09:10,459 --> 01:09:12,209 No matter what you do 1286 01:09:12,209 --> 01:09:13,959 Hubby will never fall for you 1287 01:09:13,959 --> 01:09:15,209 Just give up 1288 01:09:15,876 --> 01:09:17,251 Why are you so sure? 1289 01:09:17,584 --> 01:09:19,292 Every boyfriend I've had 1290 01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:20,959 Is stuck to me like glue 1291 01:09:20,959 --> 01:09:24,376 I've seen women much younger and sexier than you 1292 01:09:24,376 --> 01:09:26,626 They flirt much better too 1293 01:09:26,792 --> 01:09:28,334 None of them managed to take me down 1294 01:09:29,126 --> 01:09:30,876 You actually had the guts to come all the way here 1295 01:09:30,876 --> 01:09:32,542 Look at yourself, for Christ's sake 1296 01:09:33,876 --> 01:09:35,209 Don't be so sure 1297 01:09:36,167 --> 01:09:38,126 When he kissed me in bed the other night 1298 01:09:38,126 --> 01:09:40,209 It didn't seem like you were on his mind at all 1299 01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:46,417 You think a one-night-stand would 1300 01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:48,751 Turn the tides? You think I'd care? 1301 01:09:49,667 --> 01:09:51,167 Men are all scumbags 1302 01:09:52,209 --> 01:09:53,667 I don't give a damn 1303 01:09:55,001 --> 01:09:56,334 To me... 1304 01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:58,876 He's just a boy toy 1305 01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:01,459 You're pretty. You know how to flirt 1306 01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:04,001 If you're not really into him 1307 01:10:04,001 --> 01:10:05,584 Why are you messing with him? 1308 01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:08,834 To be honest 1309 01:10:09,084 --> 01:10:12,084 I was just teasing him on the bus that day 1310 01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:16,084 But then he couldn't stop talking about you 1311 01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:17,584 I got really pissed off 1312 01:10:18,584 --> 01:10:21,292 So I arranged a dinner 1313 01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:23,376 To see who the hell you are 1314 01:10:23,376 --> 01:10:25,042 That night he split your chopsticks for you 1315 01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:26,667 Right in front of me 1316 01:10:27,042 --> 01:10:28,751 I hate it when he's so nice to you 1317 01:10:28,751 --> 01:10:30,251 Even when I'm just right next to him 1318 01:10:30,709 --> 01:10:32,709 I decided right away to fight this battle 1319 01:10:34,501 --> 01:10:36,292 Are you out of your mind? 1320 01:10:36,959 --> 01:10:39,292 Love's not a competition 1321 01:10:39,292 --> 01:10:41,084 That's what the losers say 1322 01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:42,542 And I'm... 1323 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,292 not a loser 1324 01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:47,959 You know what happened the other day? 1325 01:10:47,959 --> 01:10:49,542 All I did was whine a little 1326 01:10:49,792 --> 01:10:52,417 Then he got rid of that notebook 1327 01:10:52,417 --> 01:10:54,001 With all your Ju Ming sketches 1328 01:11:00,751 --> 01:11:02,167 Hubby! 1329 01:11:03,084 --> 01:11:04,084 Hubby! 1330 01:11:04,709 --> 01:11:06,626 What happened? Why are you crying? 1331 01:11:07,876 --> 01:11:09,459 What's wrong? Don't cry, babe 1332 01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:11,667 Don't cry 1333 01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:12,626 Maybe 1334 01:11:13,126 --> 01:11:15,459 I did something wrong 1335 01:11:15,917 --> 01:11:17,542 And Angie got mad 1336 01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:18,376 You lying bitch! 1337 01:11:18,376 --> 01:11:19,709 Hey! 1338 01:11:19,959 --> 01:11:21,751 Can you just stop picking on this little girl 1339 01:11:21,751 --> 01:11:23,376 For my sake? 1340 01:11:23,376 --> 01:11:24,417 Marco Gong 1341 01:11:25,001 --> 01:11:26,417 I'm gonna ask you this only once 1342 01:11:26,959 --> 01:11:28,167 Are you coming with me? 1343 01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:29,751 Stop it 1344 01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,001 Where do you want me to go? 1345 01:11:39,376 --> 01:11:40,751 Where are you going? 1346 01:11:41,084 --> 01:11:43,292 Hey! Where are you going? 1347 01:11:46,542 --> 01:11:48,042 Don't cry 1348 01:12:11,751 --> 01:12:13,001 Where are we going? 1349 01:12:13,292 --> 01:12:14,667 Follow my direction 1350 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:15,626 Okay 1351 01:12:16,376 --> 01:12:17,542 Right 1352 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:20,667 Left 1353 01:12:21,792 --> 01:12:23,417 Right 1354 01:12:25,251 --> 01:12:26,751 Left 1355 01:12:57,084 --> 01:12:58,792 (Juming Museum) 1356 01:13:12,626 --> 01:13:15,542 Ju Ming is famous for his chiseling 1357 01:13:15,876 --> 01:13:17,251 It's sharp and quick 1358 01:13:17,251 --> 01:13:18,542 It's effortless 1359 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,126 When I learned sculpting as a kid 1360 01:13:21,126 --> 01:13:23,501 I always admired his quick, forceful strokes 1361 01:13:23,584 --> 01:13:26,459 Because I hesitate too much when I work 1362 01:13:31,834 --> 01:13:33,959 But not this time 1363 01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:35,792 I jumped in with no thought 1364 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:38,084 But the chisel cut me up 1365 01:13:38,876 --> 01:13:40,834 Until I couldn't recognize myself anymore 1366 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:50,917 But I'm made of flesh, not stone 1367 01:13:51,376 --> 01:13:52,501 Does he know the pain 1368 01:13:53,001 --> 01:13:54,709 He's caused me? 1369 01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:16,292 You don't think she had an accident? 1370 01:14:16,584 --> 01:14:18,042 I can't reach her 1371 01:14:20,334 --> 01:14:22,876 She can take care of herself 1372 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:25,001 Don't worry 1373 01:14:25,001 --> 01:14:26,876 She's never missed my call 1374 01:14:27,751 --> 01:14:29,084 Maybe something happened to her 1375 01:14:29,626 --> 01:14:30,917 I gotta go back to Taipei 1376 01:14:32,251 --> 01:14:34,042 Don't go! 1377 01:14:34,751 --> 01:14:36,501 Hubby! 1378 01:14:36,834 --> 01:14:39,001 You came here to see me 1379 01:14:39,667 --> 01:14:41,501 Not her 1380 01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:44,376 Besides... 1381 01:14:45,167 --> 01:14:47,626 She was bullying me 1382 01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:49,917 How come you're on her side? 1383 01:14:50,167 --> 01:14:51,959 What happened exactly? 1384 01:14:52,709 --> 01:14:54,667 Why would she yell at you all of a sudden? 1385 01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,542 I have no idea 1386 01:15:03,001 --> 01:15:06,292 Maybe she's jealous? 1387 01:15:07,709 --> 01:15:09,126 What did you say to her? 1388 01:15:11,626 --> 01:15:13,292 Nothing 1389 01:15:19,251 --> 01:15:22,334 I was just telling her 1390 01:15:24,334 --> 01:15:27,292 No matter how close you two used to be 1391 01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:31,501 You're my guy now 1392 01:15:31,959 --> 01:15:33,084 So... 1393 01:15:33,709 --> 01:15:35,584 I wouldn't let her fawn over you 1394 01:15:36,126 --> 01:15:39,126 Don't even think about it 1395 01:15:40,042 --> 01:15:42,709 It's nothing like that 1396 01:15:42,959 --> 01:15:44,167 You're thinking too much 1397 01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:47,751 I don't believe you 1398 01:15:50,001 --> 01:15:52,709 When I told her you threw away 1399 01:15:53,251 --> 01:15:55,334 That notebook with all her sketches 1400 01:15:55,334 --> 01:15:56,584 Because of me 1401 01:15:57,376 --> 01:15:58,876 I could tell from her face 1402 01:15:58,876 --> 01:16:01,584 She's really into you 1403 01:16:04,209 --> 01:16:05,209 What? 1404 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:08,292 Why did you have to tell her that? 1405 01:16:09,792 --> 01:16:11,209 See! 1406 01:16:12,376 --> 01:16:14,626 Why are you all riled up? 1407 01:16:17,042 --> 01:16:18,126 I hate you! 1408 01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:21,584 Make your choice now 1409 01:16:21,584 --> 01:16:23,042 It's me or her 1410 01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:24,126 Answer me 1411 01:16:24,459 --> 01:16:25,584 Answer me! 1412 01:16:32,667 --> 01:16:35,292 I used to wonder when I read the tabloids 1413 01:16:36,459 --> 01:16:37,709 Why girls like Paris Hilton 1414 01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:39,751 Never really have a decent love life? 1415 01:16:43,126 --> 01:16:45,251 They flirt too much 1416 01:16:45,251 --> 01:16:46,584 After a while 1417 01:16:47,709 --> 01:16:49,709 All the sweet talk gets really annoying 1418 01:16:51,709 --> 01:16:52,834 I'm going back to Taipei 1419 01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:12,542 Are you looking for someone? 1420 01:17:16,334 --> 01:17:17,417 Sorry 1421 01:17:30,376 --> 01:17:33,042 Did Angie Zhang switch to another room? 1422 01:17:33,042 --> 01:17:34,167 I'm her friend 1423 01:17:34,459 --> 01:17:36,167 Miss Zhang checked out already 1424 01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:38,001 Thank you 1425 01:17:57,834 --> 01:17:58,834 Michael 1426 01:18:00,792 --> 01:18:02,417 I haven't seen Angie for two days 1427 01:18:02,584 --> 01:18:03,792 Is she on leave? 1428 01:18:03,792 --> 01:18:05,584 You haven't heard? 1429 01:18:05,584 --> 01:18:06,959 She resigned 1430 01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:09,084 Where did she go? 1431 01:18:09,834 --> 01:18:11,334 I was about to ask you the same thing 1432 01:18:11,459 --> 01:18:13,251 Is she working for Qiu now? 1433 01:18:13,251 --> 01:18:15,084 Why did she quit right after the trip? 1434 01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:18,751 I don't know 1435 01:18:19,584 --> 01:18:21,667 Anyway, Angie told me 1436 01:18:21,667 --> 01:18:23,001 To let you lead the team 1437 01:18:25,251 --> 01:18:27,251 Good luck. I'm counting on you 1438 01:19:26,042 --> 01:19:27,167 Marco Gong! 1439 01:19:27,626 --> 01:19:29,376 Marco Gong! Not again! 1440 01:19:30,251 --> 01:19:31,584 You bastard! 1441 01:19:34,251 --> 01:19:35,459 Marco Gong! 1442 01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:46,209 Sorry, Excuse me 1443 01:19:52,709 --> 01:19:53,626 Hey! 1444 01:19:54,709 --> 01:19:55,876 Your bike got stolen again? 1445 01:19:59,376 --> 01:20:00,459 Yes 1446 01:20:01,042 --> 01:20:02,959 Why would he leave me a wheel? 1447 01:20:03,376 --> 01:20:06,251 That's pretty kind of him 1448 01:20:22,626 --> 01:20:24,042 Every time I lost my bike 1449 01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:25,584 Angie would always take me home 1450 01:20:26,334 --> 01:20:27,584 But this time 1451 01:20:28,167 --> 01:20:29,792 I think I've lost her 1452 01:20:54,584 --> 01:20:55,584 Hey 1453 01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:56,417 I thought... 1454 01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:58,626 You were bringing your girlfriend 1455 01:20:58,792 --> 01:20:59,917 We broke up 1456 01:21:01,209 --> 01:21:02,251 What? 1457 01:21:04,251 --> 01:21:05,376 We broke up! 1458 01:21:06,126 --> 01:21:07,209 Already? 1459 01:21:09,459 --> 01:21:10,626 Where's Angie? 1460 01:21:12,292 --> 01:21:13,542 The other day 1461 01:21:14,167 --> 01:21:16,292 She dropped by and gave me a birthday gift 1462 01:21:17,042 --> 01:21:18,376 She said she'd come back 1463 01:21:18,376 --> 01:21:19,542 When was that? 1464 01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:21,626 Two days ago 1465 01:21:25,959 --> 01:21:27,167 What did she give you? 1466 01:21:27,542 --> 01:21:28,542 What did you say? 1467 01:21:28,959 --> 01:21:30,126 What did she give you? 1468 01:21:30,126 --> 01:21:31,167 She gave me this 1469 01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:50,959 You know what, over the years 1470 01:21:52,584 --> 01:21:54,959 I've helped many people unlock their doors 1471 01:21:56,251 --> 01:21:58,334 But there's one door 1472 01:21:58,876 --> 01:22:01,584 That I can't open, no matter how hard I try 1473 01:22:04,042 --> 01:22:05,001 The door to your heart 1474 01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:10,459 Son 1475 01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:13,084 Deep down you know she likes you 1476 01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:17,626 But you never take her seriously 1477 01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,209 Angie 1478 01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:22,084 Is like a fool 1479 01:22:23,126 --> 01:22:25,542 - For sticking around - What did I do wrong? 1480 01:22:26,376 --> 01:22:28,042 I had no idea 1481 01:22:29,792 --> 01:22:31,959 I only found out recently 1482 01:22:33,959 --> 01:22:36,167 You think she's a dude and you joke about it 1483 01:22:36,376 --> 01:22:38,126 But think about it 1484 01:22:39,376 --> 01:22:41,334 That's exactly why 1485 01:22:41,334 --> 01:22:43,084 You like her 1486 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,084 Well... 1487 01:22:45,084 --> 01:22:46,709 I'm not comfortable with her getting flirty 1488 01:22:47,459 --> 01:22:49,501 I like our little fights though 1489 01:22:51,959 --> 01:22:54,209 Your mom passed away too soon 1490 01:22:54,709 --> 01:22:56,626 And I was busy working all the time 1491 01:22:56,917 --> 01:22:59,667 We made you feel insecure 1492 01:23:01,251 --> 01:23:02,834 You were afraid she'd reject your love 1493 01:23:02,834 --> 01:23:05,001 So you shut her out, right? 1494 01:23:05,001 --> 01:23:07,084 She's been hiding from me. What can I do? 1495 01:23:10,334 --> 01:23:12,667 Do you know 1496 01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:15,376 Why kids like playing hide-and-seek? 1497 01:23:21,959 --> 01:23:24,292 Because they want to be found 1498 01:23:39,584 --> 01:23:44,792 "I fear the stillness in the air" 1499 01:23:44,792 --> 01:23:46,626 I'm really grateful 1500 01:23:47,084 --> 01:23:49,667 Thank you for all the help you've given me 1501 01:23:52,417 --> 01:23:54,626 "I fear the memories we share" 1502 01:23:54,626 --> 01:23:58,584 "They haunt me and leave me in despair" 1503 01:23:58,584 --> 01:23:59,917 So you're going to Hangzhou? 1504 01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:02,084 Yes 1505 01:24:03,334 --> 01:24:05,501 I wanna go to grad school 1506 01:24:06,084 --> 01:24:10,126 I gave up too much for that jerk 1507 01:24:12,376 --> 01:24:14,126 I haven't sculpted anything for years 1508 01:24:16,584 --> 01:24:17,542 Okay 1509 01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:19,167 Look at this 1510 01:24:19,584 --> 01:24:20,709 Listen 1511 01:24:20,709 --> 01:24:22,126 This is not a cappuccino 1512 01:24:22,334 --> 01:24:23,917 This is a memory loss potion 1513 01:24:24,209 --> 01:24:25,209 Drink it 1514 01:24:25,209 --> 01:24:26,626 And put the past behind you 1515 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:28,501 Forget that pighead. Forget that slutty bitch 1516 01:24:30,251 --> 01:24:31,167 Bottoms up 1517 01:24:31,709 --> 01:24:32,751 Bon voyage 1518 01:24:33,959 --> 01:24:37,459 All of a sudden I miss you 1519 01:24:37,459 --> 01:24:40,917 Where are you? 1520 01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:47,542 Are you feeling blue? 1521 01:24:47,751 --> 01:24:51,209 All of a sudden I miss you 1522 01:24:51,209 --> 01:24:54,626 I'm having adéjà vu 1523 01:24:54,626 --> 01:25:01,792 Tears blurring my view 1524 01:25:03,501 --> 01:25:04,667 What are you doing here? 1525 01:25:05,542 --> 01:25:08,584 Listen, I'm kinda an insecure guy 1526 01:25:08,959 --> 01:25:10,834 My mom died when I was a kid 1527 01:25:10,834 --> 01:25:13,209 We were not a wealthy family 1528 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:16,751 When I meet a girl I like, I get shy 1529 01:25:17,001 --> 01:25:18,834 Then I met you. The timing was perfect 1530 01:25:18,834 --> 01:25:21,834 But I was too scared and stupid to ask you out 1531 01:25:21,834 --> 01:25:23,876 I was selfish. I thought I was protecting you 1532 01:25:23,876 --> 01:25:25,959 - But I was protecting myself - Forget it 1533 01:25:25,959 --> 01:25:27,001 And uh... 1534 01:25:27,751 --> 01:25:28,792 You know 1535 01:25:35,167 --> 01:25:36,292 I realized 1536 01:25:36,917 --> 01:25:38,209 You're like the tomato 1537 01:25:38,626 --> 01:25:39,876 And I'm the prune 1538 01:25:40,959 --> 01:25:43,626 Although we are in the same basket 1539 01:25:43,959 --> 01:25:45,876 All we are is close 1540 01:25:45,876 --> 01:25:47,084 I never thought we would go well together 1541 01:25:48,626 --> 01:25:51,792 Until I entered you by accident 1542 01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:55,001 And realized we're a perfect match 1543 01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:07,126 It's... 1544 01:26:07,126 --> 01:26:09,167 Just a figure of speech 1545 01:26:10,042 --> 01:26:12,501 Perfect match? Bullshit 1546 01:26:13,501 --> 01:26:15,542 You listened to that woman and threw everything away 1547 01:26:15,542 --> 01:26:16,542 I didn't! 1548 01:26:26,167 --> 01:26:27,167 You know what? 1549 01:26:27,626 --> 01:26:28,959 I've kept 1550 01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:31,792 Everything you gave me 1551 01:26:32,501 --> 01:26:34,667 Even the flying guillotine 1552 01:26:35,209 --> 01:26:37,501 You told me to throw away 1553 01:26:38,376 --> 01:26:40,376 I kept it but I didn't tell you 1554 01:26:40,584 --> 01:26:42,917 I used it to decorate my phone 1555 01:26:45,751 --> 01:26:47,042 What's the point? 1556 01:26:48,126 --> 01:26:49,292 You're seeing someone now 1557 01:26:52,459 --> 01:26:53,876 I broke up with Hailey 1558 01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:55,834 I told her 1559 01:26:56,459 --> 01:26:57,792 I'm not interested in girls 1560 01:26:58,834 --> 01:27:00,001 I always thought 1561 01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:02,459 I should find myself 1562 01:27:02,459 --> 01:27:04,084 A sweet girlfriend 1563 01:27:04,959 --> 01:27:07,001 But after the trip 1564 01:27:08,042 --> 01:27:09,459 I came to terms with myself 1565 01:27:10,792 --> 01:27:12,709 My desires 1566 01:27:14,709 --> 01:27:15,876 I'm... 1567 01:27:16,501 --> 01:27:17,626 Gay 1568 01:27:18,042 --> 01:27:19,084 You 1569 01:27:19,084 --> 01:27:20,084 Are my true love 1570 01:27:22,459 --> 01:27:23,417 Wait a second 1571 01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:26,459 Why would that turn you into a gay man? 1572 01:27:26,459 --> 01:27:28,126 That's not the point 1573 01:27:28,542 --> 01:27:29,709 The thing is 1574 01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:31,626 I love you 1575 01:27:31,626 --> 01:27:32,626 Angie 1576 01:27:33,126 --> 01:27:35,376 You don't have to change yourself for me 1577 01:27:35,501 --> 01:27:37,834 You're a dude, and that's fine 1578 01:27:39,584 --> 01:27:40,876 I'm the one 1579 01:27:40,876 --> 01:27:42,417 Who has to do a little adjustment 1580 01:27:42,709 --> 01:27:43,709 Now I know... 1581 01:27:45,084 --> 01:27:46,917 What kinda person I am 1582 01:27:47,792 --> 01:27:48,959 And I know 1583 01:27:49,459 --> 01:27:50,792 I need someone like you 1584 01:27:51,459 --> 01:27:52,876 I love you just the way you are 1585 01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:04,459 I'm sorry 1586 01:28:10,876 --> 01:28:11,876 Go get him! 1587 01:28:19,459 --> 01:28:20,584 Hey pighead! 1588 01:28:20,584 --> 01:28:21,501 Yes? 1589 01:28:21,501 --> 01:28:22,501 Where are you going? 1590 01:28:25,792 --> 01:28:27,542 I don't expect you to forgive me 1591 01:28:28,042 --> 01:28:29,667 I'm gonna spend the rest of my life 1592 01:28:30,001 --> 01:28:31,792 Thinking about the mistakes I made 1593 01:28:33,709 --> 01:28:34,876 You wish 1594 01:28:35,709 --> 01:28:37,001 I still have a lot of IOU coupons with me 1595 01:28:37,001 --> 01:28:39,126 I'll use them all. You're not going anywhere 1596 01:28:41,959 --> 01:28:43,792 I know better now 1597 01:28:43,792 --> 01:28:46,209 There's no use sweet talking to you 1598 01:28:47,126 --> 01:28:49,626 I'll let you do all the sweet talking 1599 01:28:51,876 --> 01:28:52,876 So 1600 01:28:53,834 --> 01:28:56,792 Can silly goose forgive pighead? 1601 01:29:06,042 --> 01:29:07,209 Hang on 1602 01:29:08,126 --> 01:29:11,459 What if you run into another girl 1603 01:29:11,792 --> 01:29:13,959 With a nice rack 1604 01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:16,751 And she's really good at flirting? 1605 01:29:17,251 --> 01:29:18,209 What would you do? 1606 01:29:18,209 --> 01:29:20,001 Absolutely nothing 1607 01:29:20,459 --> 01:29:22,376 I told you. I'm gay 1608 01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:26,251 Girls... 1609 01:29:28,417 --> 01:29:30,834 I'm fed up with them 1610 01:29:32,251 --> 01:29:34,917 I just wanna spend time 1611 01:29:35,376 --> 01:29:36,501 With my hot boyfriend 1612 01:29:36,501 --> 01:29:37,542 I hate you 1613 01:29:38,251 --> 01:29:39,334 Let's go! 1614 01:29:39,334 --> 01:29:40,417 I wanna eat some bunnies 1615 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,001 Alright! 1616 01:29:42,001 --> 01:29:43,292 Let's bite their heads off! 1617 01:29:43,292 --> 01:29:44,792 - Let's go! - Go! 1618 01:29:55,459 --> 01:29:57,126 Talk about passive aggressive 1619 01:29:57,709 --> 01:29:58,917 What a pro 1620 01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:03,667 Produced, Story & Directed by Pang Ho-Cheung 1621 01:30:03,834 --> 01:30:08,126 Written by Pang Ho-Cheung Luk Yee Sum Zhang Youyou 1622 01:30:08,501 --> 01:30:10,917 Inspired by Toolbook 1623 01:30:10,917 --> 01:30:14,001 "Everyone Loves Tender Women" by LOVERMAN 1624 01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:17,709 Subi Liang Produced by 1625 01:30:17,876 --> 01:30:21,042 Producer Zhang Dajun 1626 01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:25,126 Associate Producer Kenny Chan 1627 01:30:25,417 --> 01:30:28,834 Administrative Producers Helen Li Bernard Yang 1628 01:30:29,667 --> 01:30:32,667 Sie Yi Lin Sui Tang Co-starring 1629 01:30:32,876 --> 01:30:33,959 Guest Appearance 1630 01:30:33,959 --> 01:30:36,292 Qu Niciren Li Fangding Yang Kaidi Ni Musi 1631 01:30:36,542 --> 01:30:39,917 Special Appearance Hong Hong 1632 01:30:40,376 --> 01:30:43,834 Jake Pollock Director of Photography 1633 01:30:44,042 --> 01:30:47,376 Man Lim Chung Image Designer 1634 01:30:48,001 --> 01:30:51,334 Art Director Kong Hun Lim 1635 01:30:51,459 --> 01:30:55,001 Editor Wenders Li (H.K.S.E.) 1636 01:30:55,459 --> 01:30:58,792 Original Music Alan Wong Janet Yung 1637 01:30:59,042 --> 01:31:02,417 Tu Duu-Chih Sound Designer 1638 01:31:04,834 --> 01:31:07,376 "Oh" 1639 01:31:07,376 --> 01:31:11,917 "My love" 1640 01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:15,584 "My darling" 1641 01:31:15,584 --> 01:31:21,501 "I've hungered for your touch" 1642 01:31:22,876 --> 01:31:25,751 "A long" 1643 01:31:25,751 --> 01:31:29,959 "Lonely time" 1644 01:31:33,709 --> 01:31:36,792 "And time" 1645 01:31:37,126 --> 01:31:44,251 "Goes by so slowly" 1646 01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:50,501 "And time can do so much" 1647 01:31:51,376 --> 01:31:59,459 "Are you still mine" 1648 01:32:02,709 --> 01:32:07,376 "I need your love" 1649 01:32:10,376 --> 01:32:16,667 "I need your love" 1650 01:32:17,376 --> 01:32:27,209 "God speed your love to me" 1651 01:32:32,042 --> 01:32:36,667 "Lonely rivers flow to the sea" 1652 01:32:39,209 --> 01:32:40,167 What's wrong? 1653 01:32:41,167 --> 01:32:42,626 It's really cold in here 1654 01:32:43,209 --> 01:32:45,292 Can I put my shirt on? 1655 01:32:47,292 --> 01:32:50,417 But we're doing "Ghost" 1656 01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:52,834 You can't treat me like a slave 1657 01:32:52,834 --> 01:32:53,959 One IOU coupon 1658 01:32:53,959 --> 01:32:55,376 And I end up like this 1659 01:32:55,376 --> 01:32:56,709 You still have a lot of coupons left 1660 01:32:56,709 --> 01:32:58,084 God knows what would happen to me! 1661 01:33:00,042 --> 01:33:01,667 Shh... 1662 01:33:02,167 --> 01:33:04,626 Pamper me now 1663 01:33:04,626 --> 01:33:06,334 Then I'll tip you 1664 01:33:06,334 --> 01:33:08,542 With another coupon, alright? 1665 01:33:10,792 --> 01:33:12,001 Thank you, your majesty 1666 01:33:12,251 --> 01:33:20,667 "Are you still mine?" 1667 01:33:23,417 --> 01:33:30,584 "I need your love"