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BULLY:
I'm gonna kill you, Weinselstein!
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(BURT SCREAMING)
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BULLY: Twerp.
- Unh!
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Why you running away, Weinselstein?
I got you a birthday present.
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That's okay.
You didn't have to get anything.
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I got you some bark.
And you're gonna eat it.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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- Cool. I was gonna eat bark anyway.
- No, you weren't.
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Yeah. See? All the things you were gonna do
to me, I was already planning on doing.
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Mm. Mm, so good.
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Yummy. Unh!
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- You planning on not being able to breathe?
- Yes.
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Listen to me, Weinselstein.
Nobody likes you.
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Nobody will ever like you.
Do you understand that?
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Come on. Let's split.
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Goodbye, loser.
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(BULLIES LAUGHING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Mom? I'm home.
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Mom?
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MOM:
Happy birthday, little man.
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I had to work a double shift again,
but I love you very much. Mom.
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P. S. Dinner is in the fridge, and I got you
your favorite cake. It's on the counter.
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Combine the mix with two tablespoons
of oil and two eggs.
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We're out of eggs,
so you'll need to run out and get them.
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Preheat the oven to 350...
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...grease and flour a 9 " x 13" cake pan
and then pour the batter into the pan.
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Careful not to spill.
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Hello, my young friends.
I'm Rance Holloway.
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You've probably seen me
on The Merv Griffin Show...
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...or live onstage...
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...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino
in Las Vegas.
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That's where I perform such tricks
as "Skateboarding Ghost"...
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..."The Amazing Cordless Telephone"...
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...and my very famous
"Mouth Birds" illusion.
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Wow.
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(RANCE LAUGHING)
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Did you like that? Of course you did.
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That trick just blew your mind,
because that's what magic does.
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It blows people's minds.
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Welcome to the amazing world
of magic.
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A world where you can astonish
and enchant those around you.
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Because everyone loves a magician.
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And if you follow my instructions,
they'll love you too.
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Let's begin now with a simple illusion...
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...where we pull pennies out of our nose.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Alakazam!
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- How'd you do that?
- A magician never tells his secrets.
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- Oh. Okay.
- It's a rubber thumb.
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Oh, cool!
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- I'm Anthony Mertz.
- Albert Weinselstein.
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You're that kid who's always in the
nurse's office, right?
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Not always.
Sometimes they send me to the hospital.
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What are those for?
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This one's for my allergies,
and this one's for my asthma.
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And this is testosterone.
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My doctor says I'm dangerously close
to being a girl.
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(BULLIES LAUGHING)
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Do you know any other tricks?
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I have a whole magic kit at home.
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(GASPS)
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Behold.
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An empty top hat. Perfectly normal.
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Alakazam!
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Wow. You're like a boy witch.
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Thank you.
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Hey. What if you put a plastic bag
of water in the hidden compartment?
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Then water would come out
instead of confetti.
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- Do you wanna be my partner?
- More than anything.
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Okay. I think we should start
writing down our trick ideas.
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- Like in a notebook.
ANTON: Yes.
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An enchanted notebook,
with leather and buckles.
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- All I have is a regular notebook.
- That'll work.
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So then our first trick
should be "Confetti Out of a Hat."
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(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
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(LAUGHS)
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BURT: Awesome.
- Ta-da.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Incredible. Incredible.
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Burt. Burt. I want you to come work for me.
Here, at Bally's.
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Ah! Heh.
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DOUG:
But I need you to do one thing for me.
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I need you to dump Anton.
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He's... Well, he's homely.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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I'm sorry, Doug. Anton and I are a team.
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Always have been, always will be.
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Fair enough. Welcome to Bally's, boys.
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Congratulations.
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(DOUG CHUCKLES)
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ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen.
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The Incredible Burt and Anton!
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(STEVE MILLER BAND'S "ABRACADABRA"
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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Abra, abracabadbra
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I wanna reach out and grab ya
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Burt Wonderstone.
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And I'm Anton Marvelton.
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But, of course, you already knew that.
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(ON SPEAKERS) Abra, abracadabra
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I wanna reach out and grab ya
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Abra, abracadabra
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Abracadabra
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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What you may not know
is that Burt and I...
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...have been magical friends and partners
since we were young boys.
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We always knew there was something
a little bit different about our friendship.
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Remember our games of Hangman, Burt?
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I sure do, Anton. But we didn't play it
quite the way the other kids did.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our beautiful assistant, Nicole.
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(CHEERING)
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, Anton.
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We're here to do magic, not Nicole.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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BURT:
Right now, it's time for:
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- "Hangman."
- "Hangman."
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(AUDIENCE GASPING)
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(CHEERING)
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And that's why we call it:
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- A magical friendship.
- A magical friendship.
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(ON SPEAKERS) Abra, abracadabra
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Night after night after night,
I am in magic hell.
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Could you take any more time
making the switch?
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- I'm standing under that cloak like an asshole.
- Give me a break.
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I've been doing the switch the same way
I've done it for the last 10 years.
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You're just impatient.
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I am impatient, Anton, because I have
to share a cloak with a sweaty walrus-man.
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You just want to get the show over with.
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Could we get a towel for him, please?
Dab it down.
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- I sweat because I work hard.
- Take my phone!
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You think it's easy securing
your safety harness in the dark?
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Would you rather I let the noose
just snap your neck off?
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Can we do one show
without this bitch-fest?
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I'm sorry. Are we hurting your
performance as a walking mannequin?
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- That's it. You know what? I qu...
- You quit? You quit?
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- I qui... I qui...
BURT: You quit? You quit?
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BURT: You quit?
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- Ugh! I quit!
- Go get a job at Cirque du So-lame.
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- That's the second one this month.
- Not like they're hard to replace.
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Case in point. You.
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- What? Sorry?
BURT: Yes.
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- What's your name?
- Oh. Jane.
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- You know the tricks?
- Yes. You need something?
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- Thirty seconds till "The Burt Locker."
- You're Nicole.
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Oh, wow. Mr. Wonderstone.
That is a tremendous honor.
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I don't think I'm ready to take on that.
I'm not rehearsed.
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I would need several years of...
That is not an outfit.
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Mr. Marvelton, this may be a bad idea.
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- You're gonna be great.
- I'm terrified of crowds.
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- Don't worry.
- You have no idea. I have a fear...
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Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
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- What? She has no ribs.
- Ugh!
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You took her hair.
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(ON SPEAKERS) Abra, abracadabra
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You know, folks,
when you grow up as a magician...
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...the first escape you learn
is generally from a school locker.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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The jocks hated us...
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...because we always stole
their girlfriends away from them...
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...using the power of magic!
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(DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALL GASP)
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(AUDIENCE GASPS)
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- I like the blond.
- Oh, thanks.
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- Makes you look cute.
- Thanks.
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So I finally got this new bed that I ordered.
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What?
Sorry, I'm just trying to concentrate.
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Behind you.
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(AUDIENCE GASPS)
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It's an octuple king. Biggest bed in Vegas.
Easily sleeps two dozen adults.
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If the phone rings and I'm on the other
side of the bed, I can't get to it.
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There's no way. Sword.
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Ahh! God, that was close.
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The point is, it's a huge bed.
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And I was wondering,
would you like to see it tonight...
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...nakedly?
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Oh, I don't think that's a good idea...
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- ...since we just started working together...
- Listen, Nicole.
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- It's Jane.
- Sword.
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(JANE GASPS)
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I know this is your first show
and it's all very new and fresh and exciting...
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...but when you have done this 5000 times...
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...you'll find that having sex with me
is the only way...
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...to mitigate the miserable drudgery
of your existence.
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- My point is this. Let's just have sex.
- It's not gonna happen.
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- You a lesbian?
- Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you...
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- ...a lesbian?
- Mm, no. I've slept with plenty of lesbians.
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(AUDIENCE GASPS)
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Wow. I've worshiped you for 10 years and
you've just made me hate you in 60 seconds.
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Hmm. Right there.
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Looks like I'm the one
who scored this time, you dumb jock!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our most famous illusion.
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- You know where we're going with this one.
- One we call:
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- "Man Head/Lady Body."
- "Man Head/Lady Body."
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Right!
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All right, here we go. Here we go.
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In order to accomplish
this impossible feat of impossibility...
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...we are going to need a female volunteer
from the audience.
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Female volunteer.
Let's see who we have.
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Anyone? Anyone?
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Who will it be for "Man Head/Lady Body"?
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Ahh.
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Would you care to join me onstage?
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How about a round of applause?
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MIRANDA:
Mm.
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I can't believe I'm really making out
with Burt Wonderstone.
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This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
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Your place is so beautiful.
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This is not my place.
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This is my place.
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MIRANDA:
Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.
BURT: Yes, it is.
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MIRANDA: Look at you!
- Look at me.
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- Oh, my God, look at your costume!
- Yes, yes.
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MIRANDA:
Posters.
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Oh, my God! There you are!
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- And here I am.
- Aw.
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Yes. Come with me, please.
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Ah.
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Would you do me a kindness
and jump up on the bench, please?
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Legs facing that way,
arms as if you're holding a giant pumpkin.
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BURT:
Good.
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So, Miranda,
what are your hopes and dreams?
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Well, I'd really like
to own my own hair salons.
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That's great. You're interesting.
Follow me, please.
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There will be no biting or scratching,
anything that can leave a mark.
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This is a standard release form
acknowledging that you are over 18...
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...and that you are willingly consenting
to the sex acts that we are about to commit.
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MIRANDA:
It's a lot of paperwork.
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- It's a lot of sex acts.
- Mm.
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Oh, my God! It's huge!
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Biggest bed in Vegas.
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey, ahem, Jimbo! Hey, there you go.
Sprinkle the infield there.
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You've done such a great job today.
240
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I just want to reward you for your
excellent service with this $100 bill.
241
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,625
You're just gonna turn it
into a $1 bill when I take it.
242
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,834
(CHUCKLES)
243
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,500
I don't know where that's coming from.
Who would do that?
244
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,011
That's mean. A $1 bill is a horrible tip.
245
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,298
I'm giving you $100.
246
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,259
Heh.
247
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,394
Oh, my gosh. You got me again.
248
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,772
Yes, I did. You never learn.
249
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,056
- He never learns.
- Agh.
250
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,349
I'm sorry.
251
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,190
Hey, Jim, I think you've got something
in your pocket.
252
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,693
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
253
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,529
LUCIUS:
Oh.
254
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,864
Look who's here.
255
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,279
Bun?
256
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,324
Anton. Lucius Belvedere.
Rick the implausible.
257
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,957
This is a rare treat.
258
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,746
I can't remember the last time
I saw you two together offstage.
259
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,039
We're both busy, that's all.
260
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,424
We see each other every day.
261
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,637
- So how's the show going?
- Not so good. Good.
262
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,047
Pretty good. It's okay.
263
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:56,265
I'm in the lobby doing the 2 to 2:30 shift.
Wednesdays through...
264
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,896
Well, just Wednesdays.
Plus I'm doing some webisodes.
265
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,774
- Drum up business that way.
- What the hell is a webisode?
266
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:06,938
Are you being serious? What's a webis...?
It's a show that you do on the Internet.
267
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,574
It's just like being on TV or having a movie
except you don't go through...
268
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,407
...you know, all the hassle
of people seeing it.
269
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,614
What happened to your hand?
270
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,751
Oh, one of my Bengal tigers
has been getting a little bitey lately.
271
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,037
That's why I'm a comedy magician,
not a big cat magician.
272
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,299
I want to kill onstage,
not have some tiger rip my hand...
273
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,676
I don't want to get killed. I want to kill on...
274
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,469
You know what? Just forget it.
275
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,800
- It's tough.
- It is tough.
276
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,260
- It is tough.
- It was funny in my head.
277
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,767
If I spend more than an hour away
from my cats...
278
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,928
...they forget who I am and attack me.
279
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,938
Sounds like my wife and kids.
280
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,816
If, you know, by "wife and kids"
I meant my ferrets.
281
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,771
You know, if I had a wife and kids
and wasn't just home alone.
282
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,154
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
283
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,112
- What's going on out there?
- Eating Popsicle after Popsicle.
284
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:56,279
I don't know, we should probably go check it
out. Like, as a group? Bunch of friends?
285
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,489
(CROWD CHEERING)
286
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,089
STEVE: Appreciate it.
You seem like an open-minded crowd.
287
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,972
Things are about to happen here that may
be difficult for many of you to process.
288
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:18,431
If you're at all squeamish, I encourage you
to take shelter inside the casinos.
289
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,139
Move along.
290
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,436
Or just turn it off.
291
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,693
I'll give you a moment.
292
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,155
Congratulations.
You are truly brave.
293
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,324
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
294
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,333
(CROWD GASPING)
295
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,869
Get it off! Get off!
296
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,168
MAN:
He totally nailed you with that fireball, man.
297
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,298
Sorry. Guilty pleasure.
298
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,507
You're a really good sport.
Whatever that means.
299
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,674
- Would you like to help me with a trick?
- Sure.
300
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,137
Now he done it.
301
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,145
Who is this hot mess?
302
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,530
That's Steve Gray, the street magician.
303
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,191
That guy's a magician?
He doesn't even have a costume.
304
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,782
STEVE: Pick a card.
Show it to the crowd and that whole deal.
305
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,369
Now take the marker from your pocket...
306
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,326
...and write your mother's name on that card.
307
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,995
But I don't have a...
308
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,212
MAN:
Oh, snap!
309
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,294
What's with all the cameras?
310
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,381
Oh, he's shooting his cable show,
Steve Gray: Brain Rapist.
311
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,712
- "Brain Rapist"?
- Yeah.
312
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,552
You live in a bubble or something?
313
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,091
STEVE:
Come on, come on, come on.
314
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,852
Dorothy. His mother's name is Dorothy.
315
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,058
Pretty name.
316
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,309
I'm gonna take Dorothy,
slide her into the center of the deck...
317
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,565
...and put her back in my pocket.
318
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,563
Now punch me in the face.
319
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,571
- What?
- Punch me in the face. Hard as you can.
320
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,373
- I'm not gonna do that.
STEVE: Of course.
321
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:03,240
Sometimes the roles we're forced
to play in life are difficult to understand.
322
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,033
Like your mother, Dorothy...
323
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,046
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere,
lived the life of a whore.
324
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,422
Whorethy. That's what they called her.
325
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,087
Surrender, Whorethy.
326
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,298
You're not in Kansas anymore, Whorethy.
327
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,928
(BABBLING)
328
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,722
(CROWD GASPING)
329
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,758
- No, no, no.
ANTON: Jesus.
330
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,974
- Is that guy a plant?
- That looked like a real punch.
331
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,479
(STEVE GROANS)
332
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,773
It's okay!
333
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,229
I've already forgiven him.
334
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,779
I provoked him
and awakened his pain body.
335
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,984
WOMAN: Oh.
STEVE: Wow.
336
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,278
That's swelling up pretty quick.
337
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,413
I better let the pressure off.
338
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,619
(CROWD GASPS)
339
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:50,127
(SCREAMING)
340
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,629
Better.
341
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,044
Ha-ha-ha. Wait.
342
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,338
Feels like there's something in there.
343
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,803
Let me just...
344
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,718
(ALL GASPING)
345
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,262
(GRUNTING)
346
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,015
One!
347
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,808
Two!
348
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,818
Three!
349
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,105
Daddy!
350
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,155
I wonder what this could be.
351
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,333
It's the card!
352
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,538
MAN:
Oh, that's nuts!
353
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,703
As it was in the beginning...
354
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,790
...so shall it be in the end.
355
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,676
I tried to warn them.
356
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,843
MAN:
That's it.
357
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,384
(CHEERING)
358
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,019
That's crazy, man!
359
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,606
STEVE:
Go! Go!
360
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,900
Hello. I haven't seen you around.
361
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,866
I don't believe I have had the pleasure.
362
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:12,251
We caught your thing out on the street...
363
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:16,377
...and it was disgusting.
But pretty good.
364
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,382
Good. Bad.
365
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,879
I don't eat from that tree.
366
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,390
Hey, any chance I can get you
to sign something for me?
367
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:31,270
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs,
but I suppose I can make an exception.
368
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,055
It's a release form.
369
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:37,944
Just in case we caught you in the background.
I don't want to have to pixelate your face.
370
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,562
Mm.
371
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,902
- Do I need to sign a release form?
- No, I can pixelate your face.
372
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,449
So, anywho,
we have a show over at Bally's...
373
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:52,082
...and I could get you some comps,
if you'd like to take a look at our act.
374
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,335
We do this one trick, it's a man's head...
375
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,212
STEVE:
I tell you what.
376
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,251
Pretend I'm still here and tell me all about it.
377
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,442
ANNOUNCER:
From Chicago, Brain Rapist.
378
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,820
The world record for staring was 24 hours.
379
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:25,483
But I've been doing it for over three
days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
380
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,369
So I'm gonna spice things up
with a little pepper spray.
381
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,075
Bring it.
382
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,242
(SCREAMING)
383
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,499
Do you see me blinking? I'm not blinking!
384
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:44,760
For a very long time!
385
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:49,641
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
386
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,302
- He's like a god. A god of pepper spray.
Uncomfortable, but in a great way.
387
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,812
Certainly not human.
388
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,643
BOTH:
He broke the record!
389
00:25:56,805 --> 00:26:00,651
Here at Bally's, you'll be pampered
like an enormous baby.
390
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,983
There's a hair dryer and an ironing board
in every room.
391
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,069
And if you like steakhouses...
392
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:10,653
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse,
Bally's Steakhouse.
393
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,827
And after dinner, check out
the Incredible Burt & Anton...
394
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,038
...in their own Burt & Anton Theater.
395
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,362
(STEVE MILLER BAND'S "ABRACADABRA"
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
396
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:24,501
Abra, abracabadbra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
397
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,384
Abra, abracabadbra
398
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,638
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Burt Wonderstone.
399
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,299
And I'm Anton Marvelton.
400
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,809
But, of course, you already knew that.
401
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,644
In order to achieve this impossible feat
of impossibility...
402
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:46,690
...we will need a female volunteer
from the audience. Who will that be?
403
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,199
Who will the female volunteer be?
404
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,908
All right.
405
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,704
Nope.
406
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,539
You're a dude.
407
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,043
DOUG:
Yes, $2 million.
408
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:05,708
Two point five million.
409
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,878
Okay. I'm sorry about that, guys.
410
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,638
How are you?
411
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,014
I am incredible.
412
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,267
Mm. Wow.
413
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,348
Look how big Judah's gotten.
414
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,605
- Yeah.
- How old is he now?
415
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,392
I don't know.
416
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:27,939
But I'll tell you what. That kid?
That kid is your biggest fan.
417
00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,277
Ah. I love it!
418
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,908
Unfortunately, I'm starting to think
he's your only fan.
419
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,740
Mm. Ha, ha.
420
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,075
- What?
- Your ticket sales suck.
421
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,288
- Well, we have a following.
- You need a younger crowd, okay?
422
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,124
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
423
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:46,917
Ah. God. Let me tell you about Steve Gray.
424
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:50,507
All that guys does is mumble and cut himself.
Anybody can do that.
425
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,546
My niece does that. Heh.
426
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:58,010
Well, he's getting a national following
between the ages of 25 and 45.
427
00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:01,272
They're calling him the future of magic.
428
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,773
Would you like to see his latest stunt?
429
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,105
Mm-mm. All right.
430
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:11,736
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
For 12 long days, he's held his urine.
431
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:12,946
No!
432
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:17,113
ANNOUNCER: Be there for the final hour
of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
433
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,249
- Ahh!
ANNOUNCER: "Holding It In."
434
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,786
Is that a fountain over there?
Seriously, could we turn that off?
435
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,124
That's not fair.
436
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,506
ANNOUNCER:
Live on Intense TV.
437
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,338
I'm sure this is normal,
but my legs are shutting down.
438
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,596
What is going through your mind right now?
439
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,132
I really have to pee, Richard.
440
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,641
Yeah.
441
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:42,851
ANNOUNCER:
He's made it this far, but will he last?
442
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,892
He should be dead.
Right now, he's got more urine than blood.
443
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:51,280
ANNOUNCER: So join us this Friday
at 9/8 Central on Intense TV.
444
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:57,032
A magician? You call that a magician?
You actually enjoy that?
445
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,787
I don't enjoy any of this shit.
446
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,077
All right, Burt...
447
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,837
...this is the brochure
for my new signature hotel, Doug.
448
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,122
This hotel is the same
as all the other hotels.
449
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,711
But I'm going to be charging 70% more
for everything.
450
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,501
Now, do you know why I can do that?
451
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,343
- Because it's shinier?
DOUG: Shut up.
452
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,007
Because it's new.
453
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,550
And people love new.
454
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:23,016
And when people love something,
it becomes valuable.
455
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:27,354
So new equals valuable.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
456
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,315
You've been doing the same shit
since I hired you.
457
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:39,703
You even come onstage
to that same goddamn song.
458
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:42,865
It's called "Abracadabra."
And it is considered a modern classic.
459
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,500
- It's shit.
- I agree with him, Burt.
460
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:49,380
There's no reason we couldn't do
something big. Headline-grabbing.
461
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,290
I am not holding my piss!
462
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,049
DOUG:
Steve Gray already did that.
463
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,755
He owns that. He owns it.
464
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,888
You need to do something else,
something fresh.
465
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,266
I suppose I could hold my poop.
466
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,727
I'll have a large meal.
I'll eat some yogurt and granola.
467
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,230
And I'll hold my poop. For 24 hours.
468
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,858
- What is wrong with him?
- "Will Burt poop?"
469
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,189
"Will it happen?"
470
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:12,978
"Will he crap his pants?"
471
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,407
I think I've got something.
472
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,586
MAN:
Keep coming.
473
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,420
REPORTER:
Now, why do you call it The Hot Box?
474
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:39,089
Well, the Vegas sun will effectively
turn the Plexiglas box into an oven.
475
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:42,599
We estimate the interior temperature
may hit 200 degrees.
476
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:46,058
And you and Burt Wonderstone plan
to stay in the box an entire week?
477
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,814
That's right, reporter. Hello.
478
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,270
Excuse us.
479
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,269
What are you wearing?
480
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,315
My magician's costume
because I am a magician.
481
00:30:57,481 --> 00:31:00,951
The whole point of this is to update our act.
You need to go change.
482
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:05,285
Now this is Vegas, baby. Look at this crowd.
This is what I'm talking about.
483
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,620
This is awesome.
I wish I could come with you.
484
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,912
You don't want to do that, son.
It's gonna smell like ass in there.
485
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,639
JANE:
Okay, guys, we're ready for you.
486
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,627
- You're gonna wear that?
- Yes.
487
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,293
It's velvet, Burt. You're gonna die.
488
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,087
(C&C MUSIC FACTORY'S "EVERYBODY
DANCE NOW" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
489
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:22,347
(CROWD CHEERING)
490
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,766
Ah. That's better.
491
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,518
(ON SPEAKERS)
Everybody dance now
492
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,520
Ladies and gentlemen, the beautiful Nicole!
493
00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:37,112
Just remember,
all you have to do is nothing.
494
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,825
(ON SPEAKERS)
Come on, let's sweat
495
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,656
Baby
496
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:45,241
(CROWD CHEERING)
497
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,369
(ON SPEAKERS)
Let the rhythm move you
498
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:52,412
- Sweat
- Sweat
499
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,625
Let the music take control
500
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:58,463
Everybody!
Come on, let's sweat
501
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,593
Baby
502
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:05,223
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
503
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:07,350
(WOMAN SCATTING)
504
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,034
ANTON:
Whoo.
505
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,575
ANTON:
All right.
506
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,669
BURT:
I just realized I won't be having sex for a week.
507
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,467
- What are you doing?
- Breathing exercises.
508
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,055
I've been doing them all week.
509
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,596
- You're practicing breathing?
- Yes.
510
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,480
Okay.
511
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,228
A nice view.
512
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,103
It's smaller than I thought it would be.
513
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,739
Okay, maybe if you'd come
to even one rehearsal...
514
00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,525
"Maybe if you'd come to rehearsal."
515
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:07,535
Maybe you need to rehearse
sitting in a box, Anton. I don't.
516
00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:09,617
- Fine.
- Not this guy.
517
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,907
(SCREAMING)
518
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,916
I can't breathe, I can't breathe!
519
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:16,749
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can!
- No, it's so small!
520
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,630
Relax. It's only been 20 minutes.
521
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,109
BURT: Don't touch me!
ANTON: Okay.
522
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,125
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
523
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,097
We're just having fun!
524
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,471
(BURT CONTINUES SCREAMING)
525
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,311
ANTON:
Burt! Stop it!
526
00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:38,726
Please, just calm down.
527
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:42,271
- Burt, you're going to break the box.
- No, you're gonna break the box!
528
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,151
(CROWD GASPING)
529
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:51,951
(SCREAMING)
530
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,125
(GASPING)
531
00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,629
BURT:
Help us!
532
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:02,132
Help me. Help me.
533
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,338
- Burt!
- Help me, I'm slipping! Aah!
534
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,507
(CROWD GASPS
AND BURT SCREAMING)
535
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,172
This is the best trick ever!
536
00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:11,137
ANTON:
Hold on, Burt! Breathe, Burt!
537
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,972
- Don't panic!
- Shut up!
538
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,096
MAN:
Lower the crane!
539
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,064
ANTON: What are you doing? No!
BURT: Climbing!
540
00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:19,770
ANTON:
Hey, not there!
541
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,485
You're killing me!
542
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,772
Hurry up! Unh!
543
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,990
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
544
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,526
No, Burt!
545
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:32,492
(BURT SCREAMING)
546
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,497
(GASPING)
547
00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:36,450
ANTON:
Oh, my ankles are broken.
548
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,495
Aah! Your face got me right in the knee.
549
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,334
I told you this was a bad idea.
550
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,294
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
551
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:46,505
It was a good idea screwed up
by a pompous ass!
552
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,012
Oh, really? Agh!
553
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,218
This partnership is over. I quit!
554
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:53,725
What? Just because a couple
of broken ankles?
555
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:56,181
- Some of his ribs are broken.
- You are so selfish!
556
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,848
Me? I can't believe I put up with you
for so many years!
557
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,814
You know what? I don't need you.
Nobody comes to see you.
558
00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:05,354
They call it "The Incredible Burt & Anton"...
559
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,148
...not "The Incredible Burt
& the Incredible Anton"!
560
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:11,945
- "The incredible" applies to both of us!
- That is a hateful thing to say!
561
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,078
Whatever! You're welcome to it!
562
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:17,832
- Good luck, you incredible asshole!
- Aah!
563
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,835
- You're gonna be all right.
- We don't know that yet.
564
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,120
ANTON:
Oh.
565
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,338
You're the asshole.
566
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:26,170
That's it?
567
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:30,383
Thirty years of friendship, Burt.
Say something.
568
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,143
Ladies and gentlemen...
569
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,857
...The Hot Box!
570
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:50,573
MAN:
Yes, folks, it's truly a sad day.
571
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,328
DOUG:
Judah!
572
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,035
Judah, move your little ass.
573
00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,079
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
574
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,709
JANE:
Burt, are you here?
575
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:05,088
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
576
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,250
- It's Jane. I'll wait till you're done.
- No! It's a bubble bath.
577
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,589
You can't see anything. Come on in.
578
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,926
Okay. I just think we need to talk
about everything because I just...
579
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,308
Oh, my God! Burt.
580
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:19,595
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
581
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,263
(WATER SPLASHING)
582
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,056
There. That's not better.
583
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:26,944
Listen. I wanted to talk to you
about the show.
584
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,817
The show goes on.
585
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:33,779
Well, it's called "Burt & Anton:
A Magical Friendship."
586
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,990
- Yes, and?
- Anton is gone.
587
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:37,278
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
588
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,948
- So?
- How are we gonna do the show?
589
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:42,618
- Nicole. Let me explain something.
- Jane.
590
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:46,789
I don't need a partner. I never needed a partner,
certainly not Anton.
591
00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:50,801
He was just a weight around my legs.
592
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:52,802
What did he ever bring to the equation?
593
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:58,468
Business acumen
and ideas and friendship. Pfft!
594
00:36:58,633 --> 00:36:59,759
Better off without him.
595
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,054
- You think you can handle it on your own?
- Mm-hm.
596
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,145
- Give it a shot, because I can't watch this.
- I don't need him and I don't need you!
597
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,980
Good, because you don't have us.
598
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:11,147
And another thing!
Why don't you get in the tub?
599
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,859
JANE:
Oh, God.
600
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,444
(DOOR CLOSES)
601
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,167
(STEVE MILLER BAND'S "ABRACADABRA"
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
602
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:33,677
Abra, abracabadbra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
603
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,884
Abra, abracabadbra
604
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,554
Abracabadbra
605
00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:44,684
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Burt Wonderstone.
606
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,357
But, of course, you already knew that.
607
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,023
(ON SPEAKERS)
Abra, abracabadbra
608
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,693
I wanna reach out and grab ya
609
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,322
Abra, abracabadbra
610
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,705
BURT:
Now, what you may not know...
611
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:08,542
...is that I have been magical friends
with each other since I was young boys.
612
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:12,128
I've always known
that there was something different...
613
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,543
...about my friendship...
614
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,382
...with myself.
615
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,421
Hey, remember my games of Hangman?
616
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,885
I sure do.
617
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:25,680
But I played them a little differently
than the other kids.
618
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,769
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
619
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,734
Hold on, hold on.
620
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,904
Cloak.
621
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,160
"Hangman."
622
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:33,463
- That was shit. That was shit.
- I think that went pretty damn well.
623
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:35,464
DOUG:
It was a train wreck!
624
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,296
That is it! I'm pulling the plug!
625
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,801
What are you talking about?
626
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,931
You said you were gonna do a new show!
That was the same show, just without Anton!
627
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,467
You can't be magical friends with yourself!
628
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:49,809
Fine! Any hotel in Vegas
would kill to have Burt Wonderstone.
629
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:53,145
- Really?
- And besides, I put away a ton of money.
630
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:55,351
You put away almost nothing.
631
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:58,613
What are all these words?
This is gobbledygook.
632
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,490
- What about all my investments?
- Yes, okay. Good.
633
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,322
What about them? Here you go.
634
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:07,489
There's your imported Mexican spring water,
Aqua de Leche.
635
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,499
That was a very classy product.
High-end packaging.
636
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,001
It's Mexican water, Burt.
637
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,334
You were selling the promise
of diarrhea for three bucks a bottle.
638
00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:18,375
How about the millions you put
into that theme restaurant.
639
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,885
James Cameron's Titanic Cafe
was a great idea.
640
00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,512
Our only mistakes were:
641
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:26,265
A, made the floor too slanty,
food kept sliding off the plates...
642
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:30,099
...and B,
did not get James Cameron's permission.
643
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,389
Gotta get permission. We talked about that.
644
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:35,229
It's your lavish lifestyle.
Don't you understand, Burt?
645
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:39,362
You spent $75,000 last month
on bed sheets.
646
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:43,028
Are you telling me
that I don't have any money?
647
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:50,158
You have a savings bond. Here.
648
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,537
(BURT SCOFFS)
649
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,379
Two hundred dollars
that my nana gave to me.
650
00:40:56,537 --> 00:41:00,838
Yeah, $200 in 1973.
651
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,343
Today it is worth:
652
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:05,630
$248.
653
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,847
Hmm. Hmm.
654
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,520
The pout.
655
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,771
(WHIMPERING)
656
00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,608
(CONTINUES WHIMPERING)
657
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:41,257
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
658
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,425
- Burt?
BURT: Hello, Nicole. How are you? That's great.
659
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:51,718
I had to give up my suite,
so I was wondering if I might be able...
660
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:56,765
- ...to crash at your place for a couple of nights.
- Oh, that's probably not a good idea, because...
661
00:41:56,931 --> 00:42:00,606
BURT: Well, here's the thing.
I have not eaten in 24 hours...
662
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:05,274
...because it turns out that room service
does not deliver outside the hotel.
663
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,284
Yeah, that's pretty standard. I...
664
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,620
(SIGHS)
665
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:15,791
I guess you could stay here for a night.
Do you know where I live?
666
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,247
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
667
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,883
I am in need of rabbit food and birdseed.
668
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:27,966
- Wow. You really were hungry.
- Mm.
669
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,469
I almost ate one of my rabbits.
670
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,975
But they're riddled with lice.
671
00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:37,139
Look at me. Burt Wonderstone,
the greatest magician in the world...
672
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:40,650
...sitting in this cruddy little apartment,
eating slop.
673
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:41,980
What is this?
674
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:44,612
It's pan-roasted tilapia
with squash blossoms.
675
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,859
(GROANS)
676
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:48,616
Horrible gruel.
I imagine this is what prisoners eat.
677
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,903
I'll get it. Let me get that.
678
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:52,912
Thank you.
679
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,999
Oh, that's not... Um.
680
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,326
Okay.
681
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,795
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
682
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:06,843
JANE: That's me and my grandmother.
She was a showgirl.
683
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,674
I used to come visit her in Vegas...
684
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:12,636
...and that's when I first saw your show
at the Golden Nugget. It was so good.
685
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:15,848
I knew right then and there
that I wanted to do magic.
686
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,808
- Really?
JANE: Yes.
687
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,313
Do you know what time it is?
688
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:20,853
It...
689
00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:24,861
Very good. Give it back, please.
690
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,145
I already did.
691
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:31,655
- Fine. You can do a little sleight of hand.
- Oh, your wallet.
692
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:33,615
Hmm.
693
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:35,997
Oh, God, you really are broke. Five dollars?
694
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,159
I... I actually need that.
695
00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:42,666
Don't crumple it.
696
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,670
I have millions of ideas for tricks, Burt.
697
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:53,556
Did you really think I wanted
to be a magician's assistant?
698
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,091
- Yes.
JANE: No, Burt!
699
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,055
Make me your partner.
700
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,891
- Poor, sweet Nicole.
- My name's Jane.
701
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,556
My act is incredibly intricate.
702
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,145
It is a product of years of study
and training...
703
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:08,984
...and, no offense, but you are a girl.
704
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,073
You gotta be kidding me.
705
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:14,236
Not that girls can't do magic.
It's just that men are better at it.
706
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,450
You know what?
I don't want you staying here.
707
00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:18,239
And I don't want to work with you.
708
00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,750
Just because I said that men
are better than women?
709
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:24,583
I said "no offense."
Therefore, you cannot be offended.
710
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:25,792
Legally.
711
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:29,543
When I saw you ten years ago,
you loved what you did.
712
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,257
I could feel it all the way in the back row...
713
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:36,596
...and now you're just a sad,
pathetic shell of what you once were...
714
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,600
...and I don't want any part of it.
715
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,101
What are you doing?
716
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,146
Did I misread the situation?
717
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:49,108
- Yes. Badly. Just get out.
BURT: Fine.
718
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:52,114
- I have many options.
JANE: Great.
719
00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:54,825
(SIGHS)
720
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,009
(SIGHS)
721
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:23,639
(BURT WHIMPERING)
722
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,610
It's so small.
723
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:33,732
No, I'm saying this bed is the
size a dog would use, or a small child.
724
00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:35,366
I need a bigger bed.
725
00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:42,866
This is your town, Burt.
Tomorrow you take it back.
726
00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:44,659
BURT:
Steve Wynn, please.
727
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,827
Burt Wonderstone.
728
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,248
Well, do you know when he'll be out
of the meeting?
729
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,461
(BIRD TWEETING)
730
00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:52,671
Shh.
731
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,335
I'm trying to talk to Steve Wynn.
732
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,176
Would you tell the Hilton family
Burt Wonderstone called?
733
00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:59,090
Can you have Mr. Trump call me back?
734
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,180
I don't care which Hilton. Nicky will do.
735
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:05,518
Well, can you have Mrs. Trump call me back?
Mr. Luxor, please.
736
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,057
I don't understand.
737
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:10,352
DAVID:
Don't think so. I'm not looking for a partner.
738
00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:13,818
I've been a solo act for a million years
and it's going pretty good.
739
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,340
- David, how long have we been friends?
- We're not friends.
740
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:20,245
Mm-hm. Mm-hm, but if we teamed up,
it could bring your career to the next level.
741
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:22,872
Well, I have a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
742
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:24,490
Imagine this:
743
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:27,001
"The Incredible Burt & David."
744
00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:28,915
No.
745
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,668
BURT:
All right.
746
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:10,248
Thank you.
I can make a lot of liquids disappear...
747
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:13,881
...but nothing makes liquids disappear
better than Bounty paper towels.
748
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,761
They're the quicker picker-upper.
Two rolls for 2.99.
749
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,135
TERRY:
All right, Burt.
750
00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:21,423
- This should do it.
- Thank you, Terry.
751
00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:24,183
If I can do anything else for you,
you have my card.
752
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,262
TERRY: Got it.
- My cell phone number's on there.
753
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:29,764
TERRY: Uh-huh.
BURT: I will leave my ringer on vibrate.
754
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,729
(CHEERING)
755
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:46,285
WOMAN: You're the man!
MAN 1: That's right, Steve!
756
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:50,914
I'm sure you've seen people walk
on red-hot coals.
757
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,963
But I doubt you've seen anyone...
758
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:55,794
...spend the night...
759
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:57,966
...on red-hot coals.
760
00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,253
MAN 2:
No way!
761
00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:03,381
You know what I say
when I see a bed of...
762
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:05,933
...red-hot coals?
763
00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,844
ALL:
Bring it!
764
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,604
Lucky guess.
765
00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:15,809
(SIZZLING)
766
00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:17,478
(CROWD GASPING)
767
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:39,505
Now, what you're smelling is not barbecue,
ladies and gentlemen.
768
00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,214
It is my actual flesh.
769
00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:43,129
MAN 3:
That's crazy.
770
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,922
See you in the morning!
771
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:49,594
Somebody get me a wake-up call,
or I'll sleep right through!
772
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:54,936
(SNORES)
773
00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,191
(SCREAMS)
774
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,476
(ALL GASP)
775
00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:00,362
(CONTINUE SCREAMING)
776
00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,699
(SNORES)
777
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,201
(SCREAMING)
778
00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:12,533
(SNORES)
779
00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:17,204
(SCREAMING)
780
00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:22,548
(ALL CHEERING)
781
00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:03,008
(CAR HORN HONKS)
782
00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:10,888
MAN:
Under the O, 62.
783
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:17,439
This is our common room
where you'll be doing the majority of your shit.
784
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,271
What kind of people end up here?
785
00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,652
NURSE: Well, most of them were performers
on the Strip.
786
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:24,404
- Lounge singers, strippers.
- B-1, baby.
787
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,406
NURSE:
Celebrity impersonators.
788
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:29,910
- So this is where old entertainers go to die.
- Mm-hm.
789
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,946
And some not so old.
790
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:34,081
MAN:
I-29.
791
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,459
BURT:
Hello. How are you?
792
00:50:42,915 --> 00:50:44,462
What's your name?
793
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:45,751
- Grace.
- Mm.
794
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,295
Grace, I'm Burt.
795
00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:50,472
That's a lovely bracelet you have.
796
00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:52,884
May I see that for a minute?
797
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:58,060
Take your time.
798
00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:02,439
(SIGHS)
799
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:05,571
The clasp is in the back.
800
00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:09,066
Yes. Oh, there we go.
801
00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,326
Oh. Thank you.
802
00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:14,204
Now, watch this.
803
00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:19,293
Aah! Where did it go?
804
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,453
I don't know.
805
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:25,170
My granddaughter gave that to me.
806
00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:28,343
What have you done? Oh.
807
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,800
No. It's right here.
808
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:34,217
I have it. I have it. I have it. It's right here.
809
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:35,555
I'm a magician.
810
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:36,765
(WOMAN SOBBING)
811
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:39,146
I should have explained that to you earlier.
812
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:40,852
Oh, my God.
813
00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:42,858
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
814
00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,353
It's all right.
815
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:51,776
Sir, if you would do me a kindness
and select one card only from this deck.
816
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,489
MAN:
He's forcing it on you.
817
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:58,158
- Show the card to others. Do not show me.
MAN: Don't do it. He's a hack.
818
00:51:58,324 --> 00:51:59,371
WOMAN:
Shh.
819
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:02,962
Please put the card back in the deck.
Do not show me the card.
820
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,753
- I will cut the deck once...
MAN: He already knows the card.
821
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,713
- Is this your card?
- No.
822
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:11,379
- Really? Hmm. That's odd.
MAN: It's part of the bit.
823
00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:14,924
He's gonna guess wrong twice
and then tell you the card's in your pocket.
824
00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:16,888
Thank you, sir, for ruining the trick.
825
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,270
MAN:
Well, thank you for being so terrible.
826
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,443
Hey, pal. Cardigan.
827
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:34,569
- What's your problem?
- I don't have a problem, but you do.
828
00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:37,158
- Oh.
- Your Zarrow Shuffle is sloppy...
829
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,870
...your lips move
when you do the Elmsley Count...
830
00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:43,377
...and your patter is boring and sad.
You wanna try and dazzle people...
831
00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:45,537
...not put them to sleep, for God's sakes.
832
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:46,921
Really? What else?
833
00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:50,460
People want to think what they're seeing
is real magic, not a magic show.
834
00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:53,721
If you don't believe what you're doing,
how are they gonna believe?
835
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:55,426
You got no joy in you, son.
836
00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,806
You got no passion.
837
00:52:56,965 --> 00:53:00,560
You may have seen these tricks
a thousand times before, but they haven't.
838
00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:06,438
Oh, my God.
839
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,150
You're Rance Holloway.
840
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,073
(BURT GASPS)
841
00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:14,529
I...
842
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:19,114
I had your magic kit as a kid.
You're the reason I became a magician.
843
00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:20,952
I'll give you your money back.
844
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:24,163
Well, I don't think you understand.
845
00:53:24,493 --> 00:53:26,416
I am Burt Wonderstone.
846
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:29,965
I gather from that I'm supposed
to pass out now?
847
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:33,719
Well, I headlined at Bally's
for the last ten years.
848
00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,341
I'm very, very famous.
849
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:39,600
Well, I quit the business
and I don't read the trades...
850
00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:41,431
...and I'm late for my coma.
851
00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:44,972
Well, perhaps we could just talk
for a couple of minutes?
852
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:47,433
Bye.
853
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,652
(RANCE LAUGHING)
854
00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:11,673
COMMENTATOR: (ON TV)
This could win it!
855
00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:13,834
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
Tonight on The Brain Rapist:
856
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,469
Will there be blood?
857
00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:19,339
And that brings us to our profile tonight.
858
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:23,010
A man who left behind the glitz and glamour
of Las Vegas stardom...
859
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,305
...to follow a different path.
860
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,473
His name is Anton Marvelton.
861
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:38,401
I started Operation Presto! because I saw
how much suffering there was in the world.
862
00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:43,915
I go to places where the children
have neither food nor clean water...
863
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:46,500
...and I give them magic.
864
00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:50,371
And do you also give them food
and clean water?
865
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:55,585
Well, no. I'm a magician. I bring magic.
866
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:59,004
Hi, kids! Here you go.
867
00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:00,844
That's for you.
868
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,883
Here you go, young man.
869
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,427
And for you.
870
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,561
Let's see that smile. Ha-ha-ha.
871
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,189
Don't worry, I have plenty for everybody.
872
00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:10,725
What have we here?
873
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,438
Presto! Ha-ha-ha.
874
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:14,403
That's not all.
875
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,905
Hey, here you go.
876
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,862
How about that?
877
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,868
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
878
00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:23,279
There you are.
879
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:26,073
That's for you, and you.
880
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:30,290
They should have fresh rabbits
to practice magic with, don't you agree?
881
00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:33,539
This area of the world is so troubled.
882
00:55:33,705 --> 00:55:37,005
Not only is there rampant poverty
and no fresh water...
883
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:41,593
...but the locals are also hooked
on a powerful drug called kratom leaf.
884
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,883
It knocks them unconscious for an hour.
885
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:47,849
So I'm trying to get them off the kratom
and hooked on magic instead.
886
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:50,685
Now, you're here in part
because you had a falling-out...
887
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:54,398
...with your longtime magic partner
and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
888
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:56,945
ANTON:
He was my best friend.
889
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:58,731
He was like a brother to me.
890
00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:01,901
And I'll always be grateful to him
for showing me my first trick.
891
00:56:02,401 --> 00:56:04,121
INTERVIEWER:
Do you remember what that was?
892
00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:05,946
A disappearing handkerchief.
893
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:09,083
It's the first trick everyone learns,
but I'll tell you what.
894
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,118
When Burt did it that day...
895
00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:13,663
...it really blew my mind.
896
00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:27,301
Rance, let's do some tricks.
897
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,428
Rance.
898
00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,222
Aah! Jeez!
899
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:32,480
What are you doing here?
900
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,983
- I wanna do tricks.
- What are you doing in my room?
901
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:37,486
- Look what I brought. Remember that?
- I don't care.
902
00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:40,318
I thought that we could do some tricks
together.
903
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,484
The whole point of the kit was so
that you could do the tricks without me.
904
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:45,994
Ooh! The dangling knot.
905
00:56:46,153 --> 00:56:48,326
And the rings. Remember the rings?
906
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:50,832
How do these work again?
907
00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:57,339
If I show you how to do the rings,
will you leave me alone?
908
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,044
We'll see.
909
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,510
Ugh.
910
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:07,266
Slide that one out, you need
to get the fingers, and there.
911
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,677
No good. I can see the corner of the card.
912
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,845
- Really?
- Yeah.
913
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,682
- There?
- Yeah. Squeeze your fingers tighter.
914
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:17,692
- All right.
- Tighter!
915
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:23,194
How in the hell did you ever perform
on a Las Vegas stage?
916
00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:28,033
I didn't do very many card tricks.
I mostly worked with big giant props.
917
00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:29,868
Big giant props.
918
00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:34,368
Do you mind if I ask you something?
919
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,377
If you feel you should.
920
00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:40,086
What happened? I mean,
one day you were headlining at Bally's...
921
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,592
...the next day you just disappeared.
922
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,883
Pass me the salt.
923
00:57:48,882 --> 00:57:51,726
Do you remember
why you became a magician?
924
00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,221
Because everybody loves a magician.
925
00:57:54,388 --> 00:57:56,015
Right.
926
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:03,363
How...?
927
00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:04,614
How'd...?
928
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,401
How'd...?
929
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,955
What you're feeling right now...
930
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:15,243
...that sense of awe,
that sense of wonderment...
931
00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:19,039
...that sense that anything
in the universe is possible?
932
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:21,711
That's why you became a magician.
933
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,877
That's why I became a magician.
934
00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:28,096
- That, and the women.
- That, and the women.
935
00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:30,766
So why did you just walk away?
936
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:36,397
I was on a stage one day and,
all of a sudden, it had become rote...
937
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:38,018
...it'd become mechanical...
938
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:41,276
...and I didn't like that feeling.
939
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:43,770
So I walked away and I never looked back.
940
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,948
Hmm.
941
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:55,616
Honestly, how did you do that
with the bird?
942
00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:01,170
It's partially deboned.
943
00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:25,483
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
944
00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:28,615
Hello?
945
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:33,028
I'll be right there.
946
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:34,663
DOUG:
Burt! Burt, how are you?
947
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,619
- Doug.
- Come here.
948
00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,793
- How you holding up?
BURT: Very well, very well.
949
00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,453
DOUG:
Have a seat.
950
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:42,872
Ah!
951
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:47,168
So like I said,
I want to talk to you about performing.
952
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:51,760
Yes, yes, yes. So, what do you think?
A triumphant return to Bally's?
953
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:56,769
Or, perhaps, a new show
at your new hotel?
954
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,021
Well, actually,
I had something else in mind.
955
00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,977
Ah. All right.
956
01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:03,858
See, Judah is turning, um...
957
01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:08,526
I don't know. He's turning something,
and we're having a little party at the house...
958
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:12,943
...and when I asked him
who he would like to perform at the party...
959
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,158
...he told me he wanted you.
960
01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:17,201
Really?
961
01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:18,911
(CHUCKLES)
962
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:22,374
I know, I know. I couldn't believe it either.
963
01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:27,541
I offered him Miley Cyrus
and Justin Bieber and Mandy Patinkin.
964
01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:30,085
But no, no. He told me he wanted you:
965
01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:33,217
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
966
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,219
Hmm.
967
01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:38,393
For ten years,
I played the biggest room in Vegas.
968
01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:41,226
I traveled the world, I dined with kings.
969
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:43,516
- And now...
- I'll pay you 500 bucks.
970
01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:45,525
- I will do it!
- Good.
971
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,406
Doug Munny asked me to perform
at his kid's birthday party.
972
01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:53,738
Ooh. Are you gonna do it?
973
01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:58,284
- I will if you'll be my partner.
- I don't know. I'd have to shave.
974
01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,948
Come on, Rance, it'll be fun.
975
01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:04,120
I see it in your eyes. When you do a trick,
it's like you're 80 again.
976
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:09,800
I want to show you something
that I think will change your mind.
977
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,052
I'm 75.
978
01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:15,801
WOMAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, The Human Piñata!
979
01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:19,389
Now, this morning,
I ate a thousand pieces of hard candy...
980
01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:22,475
...and I've got to get them out
or I will surely die.
981
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,935
- What is this, an escape?
- I wouldn't count on it.
982
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,896
Come on, hit me as hard as you can.
983
01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,732
Hit me! Yeah! Is that all you got?
984
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:31,938
(CROWD YELLING)
985
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:35,488
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
986
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:37,573
Can I be a magician when I grow up?
987
01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:39,113
Maybe if you get good grades.
988
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:44,414
This is what they call magic these days?
This is some kind of terrible shit!
989
01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:46,328
(GRUNTING)
990
01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:47,620
Go, go, go!
991
01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:52,425
WOMAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
992
01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:54,837
(CROWD CHEERING)
993
01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,477
(MOUTHS) Nicole?
994
01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:09,146
(MOUTHS) Jane.
995
01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:17,151
Goddamn, that's the worst thing
I ever saw in my life.
996
01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:20,491
And I saw my kids being born.
997
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:23,282
Holy mackerel. Are you kidding me, Burt?
998
01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:26,497
You never told us you were friends
with the famous Rance Holloway!
999
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,162
It is an honor, sir.
1000
01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:30,205
- You're too kind.
LUCIUS: Mr. Holloway.
1001
01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:32,840
What in the hell happened to you?
1002
01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:36,094
I work with cats. Large cats.
1003
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:40,891
I went on a date last night and one
of them got jealous and ripped my face.
1004
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:43,723
- Goddamn.
- Well, my girlfriend got it worse.
1005
01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:50,355
They said this was a magicians' bar.
1006
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:54,529
- What are you doing in here?
- Mr. Gray.
1007
01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:57,319
What you do is not magic.
1008
01:02:58,525 --> 01:02:59,572
It is monkey porn.
1009
01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:03,823
I understand. It's natural for a dying leaf
to be frightened by the autumn wind.
1010
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,787
- Mm.
- It's not about pulling a rabbit...
1011
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,542
...out of your hat anymore.
1012
01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,833
It's about pulling your heart
out of your chest.
1013
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:13,541
(MIMICKING HEARTBEAT)
1014
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:16,711
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
1015
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:20,722
It means I take people's nightmares
and turn them into dream realities.
1016
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:24,176
What in the fuck is a dream reality?
1017
01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:25,935
And you are...?
1018
01:03:26,094 --> 01:03:30,065
Hold on a minute, Steve. You're telling us
you don't know who Rance Holloway is?
1019
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:32,476
- Never heard of him.
BURT: We owe this man everything.
1020
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,235
And you don't know who he is.
1021
01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:37,068
I didn't say I don't know who he is.
1022
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,948
I said I've never heard of him.
1023
01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:43,074
Your skin makes me cry.
1024
01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:52,082
That's a very sick hombre.
1025
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:57,884
Well, when do we start rehearsing
our kids' show?
1026
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,883
- Are you ready?
- Let's give it a try.
1027
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:05,551
(BURT CLEARS THROAT)
1028
01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:08,603
- Say, would you like to go golfing?
- Sure!
1029
01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:20,069
Here you go.
1030
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,631
Let's go golfing. What?
1031
01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:42,922
(ALL LAUGH)
1032
01:04:57,769 --> 01:04:58,816
(ALL GASP)
1033
01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:02,691
- Rance Holloway!
RANCE: Thank you.
1034
01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:12,330
BURT:
This is my handkerchief.
1035
01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:15,210
(LAUGHING)
1036
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,502
Told you you'd do great.
1037
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:20,008
Bun?
1038
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:24,345
Hey. What are you doing here?
1039
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:26,506
I came to visit my grandmother.
1040
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,508
Hi.
1041
01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:31,014
- Hello, darling.
- Grace is your grandmother?
1042
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,179
Yeah. What are you doing here?
1043
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,064
I entertain the residents.
1044
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:39,022
I haven't seen her this happy in ages.
1045
01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:40,653
We're having an affair.
1046
01:05:40,812 --> 01:05:42,860
(GRACE GIGGLES
AND BURT CHUCKLES)
1047
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:47,076
BURT: I don't get it. I don't understand
how you can work for Steve Gray.
1048
01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:48,862
You are so much better than that.
1049
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,531
You didn't think that
when I asked to be your partner.
1050
01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,166
Well, that was a different time.
1051
01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,747
Women didn't have the same freedoms
that they do now.
1052
01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:58,038
It was a month ago.
1053
01:05:58,204 --> 01:06:00,206
Listen, I know he sucks. I need a job.
1054
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,592
And I don't have to defend myself to you.
1055
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:05,094
- No, I know you don't, Jane.
- Thank you.
1056
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:09,591
Did you just actually call me
by my real name?
1057
01:06:11,759 --> 01:06:15,263
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I've been
such a jerk to you.
1058
01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:21,566
And that I was so unprofessional.
1059
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:25,733
And that I always called you Nicole,
even though I knew your name was Jane.
1060
01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:30,241
There's like a hundred more things
on my internal checklist.
1061
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:35,079
Okay. That I objectified you,
and that I always stood too close to you...
1062
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:39,587
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried
to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
1063
01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:41,589
Okay, you can stop. Don't hurt yourself.
1064
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:48,305
So whatever I did that was insensitive
and stupid, I'm sorry.
1065
01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:54,431
Well, on behalf of all the Nicoles
over the last ten years...
1066
01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,596
...I accept your apology.
1067
01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:58,765
Thank you, Nicoles.
1068
01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,438
We were, I don't know, 10, 11...
1069
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:07,699
...and there was this one kid in class
who was always mean to us...
1070
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:08,949
...always picking on us.
1071
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:13,409
So we tricked him into pulling flash paper
out of the top of a wand.
1072
01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:16,620
It exploded in his face.
The whole class laughed.
1073
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,377
- Oh, that must've been a good day.
- It was the best.
1074
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,834
The next day, not so much.
1075
01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:24,294
Kid came back, beat Anton almost to death.
1076
01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,960
- Oh, no.
- He was all right.
1077
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:29,838
- Least you had Anton.
- Yes.
1078
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:34,350
I had imaginary friends,
and even they were mean, so, heh...
1079
01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:38,517
- The life of a child magician.
- Yes, try being a girl child magician.
1080
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,148
They called me Magic Bitch.
1081
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:41,603
- They did?
- Yes.
1082
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,313
- They called me Magic Bitch.
- No.
1083
01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:45,194
Well, no.
1084
01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:47,655
Do you have any gigs coming up?
1085
01:07:47,814 --> 01:07:51,114
As a matter of fact,
I have a very important international gala...
1086
01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:53,995
...known as Doug Munny's kid's
birthday party.
1087
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,155
- Oh, that's...
- Pathetic. I know.
1088
01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:59,997
No. I was gonna say cool.
Kids love magic, right?
1089
01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:05,373
BURT:
Right.
1090
01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:09,173
I know you're probably busy...
1091
01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:13,348
...but I was thinking
maybe you could be there.
1092
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,391
Ooh. I am busy.
1093
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,681
But I'll be there.
1094
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,687
BOY 1:
Judah is so lucky.
1095
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:39,040
Rance, it's Burt. The party is today.
1096
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:43,123
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
1097
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:48,667
- Ah, you made it.
- Yep. Well, I love cake, so...
1098
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:49,880
You ready?
1099
01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:53,343
I think I'm ready, but Rance isn't here yet.
So I'm a little...
1100
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,222
- Rance is not here.
JANE: Don't worry.
1101
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:56,553
You'll be fine.
1102
01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:59,060
- I'm not nervous. Thank you.
JANE: Right.
1103
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:01,312
- Good luck.
- I don't need luck, I need Rance.
1104
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,064
JANE: He'll be here.
- All right.
1105
01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:05,062
Okay.
1106
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:07,902
DOUG:
Ladies and gentlemen...
1107
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:11,861
...I want to thank you all
for helping me celebrate my son's...
1108
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:13,650
- How old are you?
- Ten.
1109
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:15,693
My son's 10th birthday.
1110
01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:20,915
Judah, my love...
1111
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:22,246
...my life...
1112
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:23,455
...my dreams.
1113
01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:25,791
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, Dad.
1114
01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:31,589
Now, of course, Judah's birthday isn't the real
reason I invited you all out here today.
1115
01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:35,426
As many of you know, my new hotel,
Doug, will be opening soon.
1116
01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:40,594
And in a few weeks, I myself will be hosting
a showcase of Vegas' hottest acts.
1117
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,888
Whichever entertainer
dazzles me the most...
1118
01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:46,934
...will be getting a five-year contract
as Doug's headliner.
1119
01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:48,605
How about that, huh?
1120
01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,275
And I am very pleased to announce...
1121
01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:55,783
...that we have our first official entrant
into that competition...
1122
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:59,913
...right here with us today.
He's a world-famous magician.
1123
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,323
Ladies and gentlemen...
1124
01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:03,082
...Steve Gray!
1125
01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:05,835
(CROWD CHEERING)
1126
01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:12,421
DOUG:
Great to see you, Steve. Thanks for coming.
1127
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:16,759
And I'll see you next month
at the showcase. Ha, ha.
1128
01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:20,846
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, to entertain the children...
1129
01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:23,477
...Burt Wonderstone. Thank you.
1130
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:25,309
JANE:
Whoo!
1131
01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:39,699
I have a question for you. Don't you wish
you had a quarter for every time...
1132
01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:41,955
...your parents told you to clean
your ears?
1133
01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:44,161
ALL: Yeah.
- Well, there's one.
1134
01:10:44,323 --> 01:10:45,540
BOY 1: That's crazy!
ALL: Ooh.
1135
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:48,294
And, yes. Oh, there's another one!
1136
01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:52,333
And the birthday boy. When was the last time
you cleaned behind your ears?
1137
01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,250
- Never.
- I didn't think so.
1138
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:57,921
Because Judah has the grodiest ear of all!
1139
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:01,136
- Whoa.
- You are rich, my friend!
1140
01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:03,347
BOY 2: That's so cool.
BOY 3: Amazing.
1141
01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:07,313
- Here you go.
STEVE: Wait!
1142
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:09,849
- You kids wanna see some real magic?
BOY 4: Yeah.
1143
01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:11,359
ALL: Yeah!
GIRL 1: All right!
1144
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:14,020
I'm pulling my thumb off. That's not it.
1145
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:17,858
Steve, what are you doing?
You're not supposed to be performing today.
1146
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:20,152
Just giving the people what they want.
1147
01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:24,205
Hey, guys. Check this out.
1148
01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:28,201
You know, if you're like me,
you're probably thinking:
1149
01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:30,165
"That coin trick.
1150
01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:34,333
That was a tasty little hors d'oeuvre.
1151
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:37,252
But my inner child is hungry...
1152
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:40,922
...and crying out
for something more nourishing.
1153
01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:44,642
What have you got on the grill?"
1154
01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:47,762
WOMAN:
Oh, my gosh.
1155
01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:50,773
- What is he doing?
- What is he doing?
1156
01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:52,275
STEVE:
You see that?
1157
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:55,608
You see what I'm doing there? Hmm?
1158
01:11:55,770 --> 01:11:57,272
Look at it. Look at it!
1159
01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:59,569
Now look at this!
1160
01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:01,029
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1161
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,362
In cursive.
1162
01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:07,247
MAN 1: Yeah!
- Mm.
1163
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:12,754
That is a terrible trick to do for children.
What if they try and copy you?
1164
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:14,585
I'll sue them.
1165
01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:16,420
- It's my trick.
BURT: Hey, guys.
1166
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,380
Have you ever been to a party...
1167
01:12:18,543 --> 01:12:20,511
...and someone has on
the exact same outfit?
1168
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,138
BOY 4: Definitely!
BOY 5: Sure!
1169
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:25,049
Well, here is a solution for that.
1170
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:27,223
ALL:
Whoa.
1171
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:28,432
BURT:
I thank you.
1172
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:29,891
BOY 6:
Amazing!
1173
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,101
Wonderstone!
1174
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:36,235
Boring!
1175
01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:38,613
Here's how I hammer a nail.
1176
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:44,235
(ALL GASP)
1177
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:48,948
STEVE: You need any work done
around the house, let me know.
1178
01:12:49,115 --> 01:12:52,415
- Built my summer cottage that way.
- All right. Very good.
1179
01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:55,456
Very good, indeed. But this is a classic.
1180
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:56,793
Meaning it's been done.
1181
01:12:56,956 --> 01:13:00,836
Judah, what is your favorite animal?
A mole, a sloth, a puppy?
1182
01:13:01,002 --> 01:13:02,299
- A puppy.
- A puppy. A puppy.
1183
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,135
Let's make a puppy for Judah's birthday,
shall we?
1184
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:15,475
There you go, a puppy. Hmm.
1185
01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,359
It's not really that cute, is it?
1186
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:20,613
Sort of a lame puppy. I think I can do better.
I'll start again.
1187
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:21,818
Alakazam!
1188
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:23,483
Oh.
1189
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:27,533
BURT: There you are, my friend.
Happy birthday, Judah.
1190
01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:30,448
Wow, thanks.
I'm going to call him Wonderstone.
1191
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,041
Can I see Wonderstone for a second?
1192
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:37,167
Hey, everybody. Watch this, everyone.
1193
01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:40,841
What an adorable little life form.
1194
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:44,345
You know,
I bet I can make him even smaller.
1195
01:13:45,171 --> 01:13:47,219
And a little less adorable.
1196
01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:49,679
- I like to squeeze him really hard!
- Stop it.
1197
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:51,515
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
1198
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:52,849
Give him to me.
1199
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:57,309
Ash! Wow!
1200
01:13:57,475 --> 01:14:00,194
Wonderstone has disappeared.
1201
01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:01,900
I wonder where he went.
1202
01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:04,532
Probably where all Wonderstones
go eventually.
1203
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:05,987
Into obscurity.
1204
01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:08,528
Daddy! Daddy! He crushed my dog!
1205
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:13,871
Are you sure about that, Judah?
Are you sure about anything?
1206
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:16,752
Because I think I hear something moving...
1207
01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:19,835
...in this box right over here.
1208
01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:22,258
Go ahead and open that.
1209
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,386
Wonderstone! You're okay.
1210
01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:28,093
- Boom.
- Ha, ha.
1211
01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:31,801
That's a different dog, you sick bastard.
Where's the other one?
1212
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:33,289
STEVE:
Don't you worry about it.
1213
01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,556
He's in a very safe place.
1214
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:40,271
(PUPPY BARKS)
1215
01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:43,112
(PUPPY BARKS AND BURT GASPS)
1216
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:44,738
TOP that, puppy pants.
1217
01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,737
Goddamn you.
1218
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,196
(CHUCKLES)
1219
01:14:49,902 --> 01:14:51,199
BURT:
Happy birthday, Judah.
1220
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:04,422
Chin up, Burt. Bad things don't happen to us,
they happen for us.
1221
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:09,965
- Why couldn't you let him do just one show?
- Because I want that gig at Doug.
1222
01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,553
Not really, I don't care.
1223
01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:12,763
I want it.
1224
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:15,644
- What is wrong with you?
- Nothing's wrong with me.
1225
01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:17,931
Everything's in perfect alignment.
1226
01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:21,397
I've worked long and hard to get
where I am and no one's gonna stop me.
1227
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:23,277
Not Wonderstone, not you.
1228
01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,109
Not even me.
1229
01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:27,615
The future belongs to Steve Gray.
1230
01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:30,026
And in case you haven't noticed...
1231
01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:31,945
...I'm Steve Gray.
1232
01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:35,706
Well, Steve Gray,
you are a terrible human being.
1233
01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:39,620
And what's worse,
you're a really bad magician.
1234
01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:41,002
So I quit.
1235
01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:42,789
Nice exit line, but I'm still here.
1236
01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,332
What are you gonna do now?
1237
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:46,500
Walk off in a huff.
1238
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:48,260
Excellent.
1239
01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:52,632
Ugh, women. They're a mystery, Judah.
1240
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,810
(PUPPY WHINING)
1241
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,313
Bun?
1242
01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:02,809
Oh.
1243
01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:08,064
- He put a dog in my pants, Jane.
- I see.
1244
01:16:08,522 --> 01:16:11,196
- He put a live dog in my pants.
- I'm sorry.
1245
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:14,862
- No one's ever done that to me before.
- I hope not.
1246
01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:17,205
He was teething.
1247
01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:19,162
So gross.
1248
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:20,998
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
1249
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,662
Hello?
1250
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:26,666
What?
1251
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:35,219
Rance.
1252
01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:37,343
- I missed the show.
BURT: Oh.
1253
01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:40,270
Don't worry about that.
1254
01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:42,147
This is Jane.
1255
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:44,559
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
1256
01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:46,944
Of course. I know who you are.
1257
01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:49,982
- What happened?
- I had a stroke.
1258
01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:54,072
I don't recommend it, either. It's not as much
fun as they tell you in the brochures.
1259
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:57,705
How'd it go? Did you do the tricks?
1260
01:16:57,863 --> 01:16:59,536
Oh, it was fine.
1261
01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:02,076
Did they laugh? Were they amazed?
1262
01:17:02,243 --> 01:17:04,337
They loved it. It was great.
1263
01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:05,838
Great.
1264
01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:10,547
If I'd known how much fun it would be to work
with a partner, I would have done it years ago.
1265
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:14,172
(RANCE GROANING)
1266
01:17:32,231 --> 01:17:34,233
Oh, my God.
1267
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:41,245
It's time for my final disappearing act.
1268
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:43,455
Goodbye, Burt.
1269
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:52,877
JANE:
Where did he go?
1270
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:55,091
He has gone to a better place.
1271
01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:00,430
Goodbye, Rance.
1272
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:03,763
- He's under the bed.
- I know.
1273
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:08,730
ANTON:
Hey, Weinselstein.
1274
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:17,485
You came back.
1275
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:21,614
But what about your work with the poor?
1276
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:25,284
Yeah. They didn't actually want magic.
1277
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:26,998
They wanted food and clean water.
1278
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,246
The fools.
1279
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,088
Please.
1280
01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:43,518
So...?
1281
01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:47,272
So...
1282
01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,355
It's so good to see your face.
1283
01:18:54,521 --> 01:18:56,649
(WHIMPERING)
1284
01:18:59,109 --> 01:19:00,486
Would you like an onion ring?
1285
01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:03,281
(SOBBING) I missed you so much.
- Oh, Burt.
1286
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,998
- I just missed you so much.
- I missed you too.
1287
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,054
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
After what I did to you at The Hot Box...
1288
01:19:11,205 --> 01:19:13,333
...I didn't think you'd be my friend anymore.
1289
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,050
I can't understand you.
1290
01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:17,553
I didn't think you wanted
to be my friend anymore.
1291
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:20,009
No, Burt, I'll always be your friend.
1292
01:19:20,172 --> 01:19:21,970
And I'll always be your friend.
1293
01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:26,725
I can't tell you what that means to me.
1294
01:19:27,346 --> 01:19:30,145
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Yes, you can.
- It means a lot.
1295
01:19:30,349 --> 01:19:33,478
Your friendship means more to me
than anything in the world.
1296
01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:34,691
Burt, stop.
1297
01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:36,275
(WHIMPERING)
1298
01:19:36,897 --> 01:19:38,991
So happy.
1299
01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:44,204
I'm so happy.
1300
01:19:44,363 --> 01:19:46,741
Oh, I promised myself
I wasn't gonna do this.
1301
01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:49,581
I promised myself I was going to do this.
1302
01:19:57,376 --> 01:20:00,846
BURT:
Ah, there it is. The enchanted notebook.
1303
01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:04,509
I've always kept it with me.
There are some really great ideas in here.
1304
01:20:04,675 --> 01:20:08,225
- What about "Raisin Storm"?
- We did it. Arsenio in '91.
1305
01:20:08,679 --> 01:20:11,899
- What about "Stinky, Stinky 2x4"?
- That one's really hard on my back.
1306
01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:14,230
Oh, yes. Listen, guys.
1307
01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:16,896
We just need one big trick
for Munny's showcase.
1308
01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:20,862
Some sort of grand illusion
that will really blow people's minds.
1309
01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:24,199
Hey, wait a minute.
What's "The Disappearing Audience"?
1310
01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:27,205
- Ugh, that was the trick we could never crack.
- Yes.
1311
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:30,914
How do you make an entire audience
disappear without them being in on it?
1312
01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:34,080
- You'd have to knock them out or something.
- Well...
1313
01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:38,417
- That herb thing.
- Kratom.
1314
01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:40,052
What?
1315
01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:43,089
It's a leaf they chew in Cambodia.
It knocks them right out.
1316
01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:47,260
We would have to drug a thousand people
without their consent?
1317
01:20:47,426 --> 01:20:50,020
Hmm. Mm.
1318
01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:51,305
JANE:
Guys, no.
1319
01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:53,520
What? You can't be serious.
1320
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:56,777
That would be dangerous and also illegal.
1321
01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:59,358
- She has a point.
- Yes.
1322
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:02,525
Yes.
1323
01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:04,943
We should test it first.
1324
01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:38,022
Do you think this batch is ready?
1325
01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:40,358
I don't know. Check it.
1326
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:43,486
(BOILING)
1327
01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:04,045
Do you think this batch is ready?
1328
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:06,339
I don't know. Check it.
1329
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,519
Okay. Does everybody know
what they're doing?
1330
01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:20,186
- I'm ready.
- Me too. But I am a little nervous.
1331
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:22,571
Anton, what could possibly go wrong?
1332
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:24,902
Somebody could die. We can go to prison.
1333
01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:28,035
See? When you say it out loud,
it doesn't sound so bad.
1334
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:31,079
Jane, Anton and I have been talking.
1335
01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:34,037
And if we get this gig,
we'd like you to join us.
1336
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,419
- I'd love to.
- Not as our assistant.
1337
01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:39,046
As our opening act.
1338
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:43,501
We think that you're a hell of a magician,
and we would like you to be our partner.
1339
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,092
JANE:
Oh!
1340
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:07,779
All right. Heh.
1341
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,737
Okay, I'm just gonna head out.
1342
01:23:12,863 --> 01:23:14,740
Happy for you guys.
1343
01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:20,871
Sorry, sorry. Forgot my sweater.
1344
01:23:21,371 --> 01:23:23,999
Okay. Bye.
1345
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,630
Happy for you.
1346
01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:31,010
JANE:
All right.
1347
01:23:41,225 --> 01:23:42,665
- Oh.
- I believe that this is yours?
1348
01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:47,448
Very good. Mm.
1349
01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:51,451
Oh. You have, um, something in your ear.
1350
01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:54,117
- Very nice.
JANE: Thank you.
1351
01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:56,623
Unfortunately,
I don't think that will work for me.
1352
01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:57,829
JANE:
Aah.
1353
01:23:57,991 --> 01:24:00,289
- Really?
- No, it's just for the trick.
1354
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:02,329
Oh, okay.
1355
01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:27,445
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
He's touching me where it doesn't feel good.
1356
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:30,608
(IN LOW VOICE)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
1357
01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:32,151
Hup.
1358
01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:40,035
Okay! Okay! Yeah, that was something!
1359
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,497
Okay, get off.
1360
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:44,163
Go ahead. Yeah. Ahem.
1361
01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:46,169
Sorry about that. Heh.
1362
01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:47,423
(ALL LAUGH)
1363
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:50,507
Next up, a man who lives
on the cutting edge...
1364
01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:52,137
...and the burning edge...
1365
01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:54,219
...and the gouging edge of magic.
1366
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:58,181
You may know him from his TV show,
Brain Rapist.
1367
01:24:58,343 --> 01:25:00,516
So prepare to have your brains raped.
1368
01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:03,523
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray!
1369
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:06,686
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1370
01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:25,124
Thank you.
1371
01:25:26,288 --> 01:25:27,710
But I'm not here for applause.
1372
01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:30,672
I'm different than the other magicians
you'll see tonight.
1373
01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:33,553
In fact, I'm not planning
on doing any magic...
1374
01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:34,884
...at all.
1375
01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:37,391
Instead,
I want to do a little thing I call:
1376
01:25:40,510 --> 01:25:41,887
Drilling a hole in my head.
1377
01:25:42,054 --> 01:25:43,271
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1378
01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:46,566
STEVE: Now, according to my research,
there's a narrow angle...
1379
01:25:48,435 --> 01:25:50,403
...where one can drill...
1380
01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:56,235
...into the skull...
1381
01:25:57,736 --> 01:25:59,909
...missing all the vital parts of the brain.
1382
01:26:00,072 --> 01:26:03,372
Now, I've been informed
by my medical team...
1383
01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,670
...that I may lose one of my senses...
1384
01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:08,751
...leaving me with only five.
1385
01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:11,250
And no longer special in any way.
1386
01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:14,378
Yes, just like one of you.
1387
01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:16,804
So...
1388
01:26:17,339 --> 01:26:19,262
...cross your fingers for me.
1389
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:24,017
Oh, and, parents,
if you have small children with you...
1390
01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:27,103
...you might want to lift them up
so they can see better.
1391
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:30,394
All right, without further delay...
1392
01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:36,108
...let's change everything.
1393
01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:41,572
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1394
01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:44,787
(LAUGHS)
1395
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,832
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1396
01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:53,625
Oh!
1397
01:26:57,754 --> 01:26:59,347
Ta-da.
1398
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,598
(ALL GASP)
1399
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,935
MAN: That was great!
- Thank you.
1400
01:27:11,476 --> 01:27:13,103
WOMAN:
Do it again!
1401
01:27:13,270 --> 01:27:16,023
Hey, when did you guys get here?
1402
01:27:16,523 --> 01:27:21,495
Oh, I left my drill. I left my drill out there!
I left my drill!
1403
01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:22,779
Oh, boobies.
1404
01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:26,166
DOUG: That's why he's a star,
ladies and gentlemen! Steve Gray!
1405
01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:28,998
Let's hear it! Ha, ha.
1406
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:31,580
Thank you.
1407
01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:34,967
I feel bad for anyone
who has to follow that act.
1408
01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:36,251
(CHUCKLES)
1409
01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:38,546
And now, to follow that act...
1410
01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:42,558
...Burt Wonderstone and Anton
Marvelton, ladies and gentlemen!
1411
01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:45,890
Yes! Ha, ha!
1412
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:53,394
ANTON:
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1413
01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:58,361
Good evening. For 15 years,
Anton and I did a little show called:
1414
01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:01,527
"Burt & Anton: A Magical Friendship."
1415
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:05,535
But as some of you may know,
we recently had a falling-out.
1416
01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:08,075
Yeah, we fell right out of The Hot Box.
1417
01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:09,584
(ALL LAUGH)
1418
01:28:09,743 --> 01:28:11,871
BURT: Oh. See, ladies and gentlemen,
along the way...
1419
01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:17,089
...we forgot the most important thing of all,
and that is that Burt needs Anton.
1420
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:19,548
And Anton needs Burt.
1421
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:22,840
Because that is what a magical friendship
is all about.
1422
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:28,229
Tonight, we offer you the one illusion
that we dreamed about as kids...
1423
01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:31,014
...but never dared perform until now.
1424
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:35,357
I guess you could say that this trick
started 30 years ago on my birthday...
1425
01:28:35,519 --> 01:28:38,944
...when I was given
a Rance Holloway Magic Kit.
1426
01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:44,912
And I watched the instructional video
for the very first time.
1427
01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:56,415
Hello, my young friends.
I'm Rance Holloway.
1428
01:28:56,915 --> 01:28:59,259
You've probably seen me
on The Merv Griffin Show...
1429
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:00,919
...or live onstage...
1430
01:29:01,086 --> 01:29:05,592
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino
in Las Vegas.
1431
01:29:05,757 --> 01:29:08,931
Magic is the art of making people
believe something...
1432
01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:12,519
...they know can't possibly be true.
1433
01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:17,278
For example, if I were to say to the man
in the second row aisle seat:
1434
01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:21,941
"That's the ugliest goddamn orange
sweater I have ever seen"...
1435
01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:25,452
...you might be astonished,
because there's no way I could've known...
1436
01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:29,410
...what he'd be wearing
when I recorded this 30 years ago, right?
1437
01:29:29,573 --> 01:29:31,416
Well, let me tell you something, folks:
1438
01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,545
You ain't seen nothing yet!
1439
01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:36,125
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1440
01:29:40,667 --> 01:29:42,135
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1441
01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:45,305
No, you ain't seen nothing yet.
1442
01:29:45,463 --> 01:29:49,434
Because now Burt and Anton
are going to make all of you...
1443
01:29:49,593 --> 01:29:53,018
...everyone in this audience,
man, woman and child...
1444
01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:58,481
...disappear from this very theater.
1445
01:30:13,325 --> 01:30:16,499
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1446
01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:23,627
WOMAN:
Where are we?
1447
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,141
Oh, my God.
1448
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,982
ANTON:
Thank you! Thank you!
1449
01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:39,726
- Thank you very much!
- Thank you.
1450
01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:41,361
ANTON: Thank you!
BURT: Thank you!
1451
01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:47,199
We did it, Anthony.
1452
01:30:47,359 --> 01:30:49,032
We sure did, Albert.
1453
01:31:00,664 --> 01:31:04,919
Burt, Anton! Congratulations!
You got the gig. I don't know how you did it.
1454
01:31:05,085 --> 01:31:07,429
- This was one hell of a trick.
- Thank you, Doug.
1455
01:31:07,587 --> 01:31:10,386
DOUG:
And I was sure this was gonna be a disaster.
1456
01:31:10,548 --> 01:31:14,269
Just one thing. You're gonna make the
audience reappear again at the Doug, right?
1457
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:15,929
Not a problem.
1458
01:31:16,096 --> 01:31:19,100
Because I make a shitload of money
off them in the casino.
1459
01:31:20,517 --> 01:31:23,737
All right. Very proud of you.
1460
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:45,917
Yeah.
1461
01:31:49,045 --> 01:31:53,391
Not bad. But wait till they see
what I have planned.
1462
01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:59,223
I'm gonna drill a hole in my head.
Right here.
1463
01:32:05,437 --> 01:32:07,485
Ahead of my time.
1464
01:40:11,881 --> 01:40:13,883
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