Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy,
it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It does not dishonour others,
it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth
it always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Love is eternal.
You are all I have left of her.
I hope you will one day find someone
who stays with you in good or bad times...
just like I had your mother.
Have you already found that special someone?
- Yes father of course we did. - Yes.
I want to meet them.
Tomorrow, we'll all have dinner together, at my house.
- It's too early for that. Tomorrow... - I don't think I can make it, dad.
Nine sharp.
This is not going to work.
Seriously?
Good evening. How are you? We don't have much time.
We're having dinner with our father, you're our girlfriends, OK?
Any question he asks your answer will be "yes". OK?
YES.
That's it look happy and fun, laugh... but only when we go inside.
- OK so... you pair up with him... - I can pair up with...
No, you get to stay with this one...
Maybe I can pair up with her... or...
Take your time, OK? No, no...
OK so, I get this one, you... Good.
Wait, wait, wait! Maybe I should pair up with her 'cause of all the fur...
Gum!
Be nice. Be polite. Yeah, keep calm...
Relax, smile...
Good evening.
It's a pleasure. Welcome to my home.
So, Samantha, what do you do for a living?
It depends. What would you like me to do?
She has lots of skills. She's very active, very active. She's...
A nurse.
A nurse. And she works at a...
At a nursing home.
At a Hospital.
She works at a nursing home inside a hospital.
It's a 'Homespital's that's the name...
That's it. She works with people, people... lots of people.
And groups.
Groups. Companies... lots of companies.
And children. Lots of children.
That's why I fell in love with her because she loves children and I also love children...
Exactly.
And you have to keep in mind that all that is small, will eventually get bigger.
What about Fabiana. Are you Brazilian?
Almost! I'm from the Algarve. My mum is from Manta Rota (small city in the Algarve)
and my dad is from Santa Comba Dão (small city in the north of Portugal).
I live in Rio Tinto (typical suburb).
But I have a cousin who lives in Brazil and... probably that's why!
And Rio Tinto is... Porto Galinha' sister city, right?
Sisters!
Sisters. And someone who's born in Rio Tinto is practically from Porto Galin... Brazilian!
Jessica, how long have you known António Maria?
It's been years...
We know each other for... lots of years.
Actually the way we met is quite interesting. Would you tell our story to my father?
Yes!
Would you care to elaborate?
Yes.
She always gets this wrong.
You're always like this. She always gets confused!
This was bad, bad, bad, BAD!!!
My dear sons...
Well, technically you can say that because he's adopted...
Stop it right now!
The girls have already left.
Vicente has told the driver to take them home and I
gave each of them 200 euros for the inconvenience.
I was a womanizer.
A womanzier before I met your mother.
All I was interested in was finishing college and having fun,
give in to all temptations...
live life on the edge, as you like to say nowadays!
But in the meantime I met Maria dos Anjos and...
I fell totally in love.
I loved your mother as intensely from the first to that last day.
In seven weeks we celebrate...
would celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary.
Seven weeks.
That's how long you have to find someone who wants to share their lives with you,
who likes you for what your are and especially someone you respect.
Seven weeks.
Or I'll have to take you out of my will.
Think about what you want for you future!
Pedro Maria. Good-morning!
Pe-dro Ma-ria.
PM. Peter Mary. Peter Murphy.
Prime minister.
PPP of pink.
Mmmmm for money.
PUTA MADRE! Pamela.
It's Samantha.
Samantha. Right! Julio, how's life?
It's Rui!
My dear, I really like you but you cannot let work pile up like you did PM.
Why? Because there are finishing dates, clients waiting for back-offices,
operational,
according to our partners's briefings and fully adapted to what Julio?
Rui!
To our accounts's motherboards.
Don't worry, I'll get everything up to date today.
I'll respect the deadline.
Hum?
Deadline. Time limit.
Time limit. That's it. You do that!
That's very important! You go, PM.
Let's all get back to work!
By the way, how did things go at your mother's funeral?
It all went well?
That's the way it should be!
What the...
What? Death is a part of life!
Cheer up man!!
How are you doing?
Your dad WHAT?
That's exactly what you've heard.
I have no idea how your going to pull that one off!
Me neither.
I have no skills whatsoever.
António Maria is the only one who can eventually pull it off
and João Maria... well, you know...
Yeah! João Maria is kind of...
I got it! I'm gonna help you!
No way!
Don't get any crazy ideas...
The only women in my life are you, my mum and Samantha Fox.
That was so sweet! Really sweet! I'm definitely going to help you!!
- I don't want... - I know all these techniques...
- There's one that... it's fail proof! - Sorry, no connection!
There's loud music playing,
you pretend you're not listening and talk in her ear and then... kiss on the lips!
What type of women do you prefer: Blondes or brunettes?
Silent!
How are you?
Hey girl!!! Ooooohhhh... have no idea who you are!
Xico, great match!
Hello there, princess, let's have dinner together!
You're buying!
Hi there! The usual, please!
- Hello! - Hello!
- How are you? - Fine, thanks.
I've never seen you around! What's your name?
Sofia.
- Sofia! What do you do for a living? - I'm a stylist!
- Stylist? - That's right.
Stylist... what does a stylist do?
Fashion productions, fashion magazine catalogues, lingerie catalogues...
Lingerie? I love lingerie...
Excuse me, what are you staring at?
You know, when night falls upon the city,
there's always a dream and...
magic happens!
OK so... how are we going to do this?
- Seduce me! - Seduce you?
Pretend that you're a woman and start a conversation with you?
Exactly... pretend that I'm a woman. Can you do it?
Luísa we're friends so... I have no idea how to do this!
OK! We're at a club, dancing. You get closer to me and dance.
Dance?
Yep! kind of like an animal mating ritual, OK?
But... no music?
- You want music playing? - It's easier for me...
Let's get you some music playing!
Oh my god, it's my favourite song...
- It's your favourite song... - Borbujas de amor...
What a coincidence... your favourite song!
Sing with me...
I don't want to. I hate singing this song. You did on purpose.
Dance with me!
I hate this song. Oh for God's sake... I'm not singing the " ai ai"...
I'm not dancing or singing this song!
- OK, I'll find another song for you... - I hate this...
- Rock... this is more like you... - This is cool...
OK so get dancing... Like a man.
Like a man!
That's way too bad, Pedro! That's horrible. You're not made for dancing.
How do you start a conversation with a woman?
Well, that's easy: Hey there, where are you from?
God, that's so depressing. It's like you're fifteen!
You're walking up to that corner
and when you come back you're saying the first thing that comes to your mind!
Remember: Women like men who are confident,
sure of themselves and first impressions do matter!
Go get them tiger!
- Do you mind if I go to the toilet? - That's your pick up line?
- No. I really need to go to the toilet! - Oh! OK... go!
I couldn't go!
Hello! My name is Luísa Bernardes. What's your name?
I'm Pedro Maria.
Pedro, don't you want to buy me a drink? I find you so interesting...
OK...
- Look at these hands... - They're my hands...
Beautiful... oh so beautiful! And you're so manly. So strong...
- Do you work out? - Not really!
Oh my God, you were born this way! And where are you putting those hands?
I love it when a man knows where to put his hands on a woman's body!
- Can you feel it? - Feel it?
- The chemistry. Can you feel it? - The chemistry?
Oh my... your eyes... Gorgeous!
And your smell... what perfume are you wearing?
It's an after-shave.
Maybe I'm a bit naughty, aren't I?
I'm sorry. I'm not usually like this. Have you met before?
Well we work together...
- And... what do you do for a living. - I'm a marketeer and you work...
Do you work with a computer? What do you do on your computer?
Do you play with Word? Do you play with Excel?
Do you play Puzzle Bubble? What about minesweeper?
Kiss me!
Disgusting! Were you really going to kiss me?
No...
Oh my dear God!
- Yes you were! - My lips are dry...
- No excuses, you were going to kiss me... - Come on, you're like a man to me!
Yeah, right, a man!
Wait, wait a second... I just got an idea: Do you have good hearing?
- Do you have good hearing? - Yes. Why do you ask?
Good to know.
Well, I'm leaving.
Wait, wait a second Pedro. Aren't your forgetting something?
No. I don't think so. I have my keys, my coat is on the hanger and my mobile!
Well... what about my kiss? Come on baby...
- You're so stupid! - Mi borbuja...
Venga, venga amore... Oh come on, I'm sorry Pedro... come on...
- And she kissed me! - WHAT?
She put on some lipstick, got her hair loose and she kissed...
almost...
Did she kiss you or not?
Well, technically it can't be considered... well she did... almost!
Almost is not an option. Either she kissed you or she didn't!
She didn't! I have no talent for seduction whatsoever
and women do not show up at your door...
No way...
- I gotta see this! - So do I!
Wet kisses!
OK João, tells us one thing: Was it bigger than yours?
Her hands were big!
Would you mind leaving me alone?
I have an important surgery scheduled for tomorrow!
So does your friend!
Oh god...
Fag...
Scalpel.
Hemostatic tweezers.
Pad.
Forehead.
Lens.
Let's sow.
Bent precision tweezer.
Now she needs to wake up.
We saved another life.
Guess it was her time, OK? Let's not...
My file case, please.
Yes?
Tobias had a terrible night. He couldn't sleep at all and he's coughing.
Well... we can only observe animals, not children.
Tobias is my cat!
Hum... And is it an exotic cat?
Exotic? No. It's a Persian. European.
Persian or european? I need to know so I can...
Where was it born?
Here, I guess.
OK so it's European.
Which is a shame 'cause I'm an exotic animals' vet, you know?
Wouldn't you be interested in trading it for a meerkat or an iguana... a snake?
That's the only way I can take Zachary for observation.
Tobias. It's name is Tobias. And I'm not trading my cat!
That's a shame. It's looking a bit weak!
Excuse me, are you a veterinarian or not?
Yes I am but...
So please check what's wrong with Tobias.
Exotic or not he needs medical care.
I shouldn't do this but...
let's get him a more exotic look just in case the inspectors come in...
And I'm going to take it for observation.
Here kitty-kitty, here big kitty... here Malachy!
Malachy?
Hum? Tobias. Your cat's name is Tobias. Tobias or not Tobias...
- What about the cat? - Cat? Which cat?
Tobias.
Oh yes of course. Let's take the cat for observation.
Hum... Where's the head?
OK, this is alright!
What was wrong with Tobias?
Well, apart from a very complicated personality, your cat actually has claws.
Did you know that?
It's a cat. All cats have claws.
It should carry a warning: Be aware, this cat has claws.
Anyway... this could have gone bad hadn't I had enough experience.
But what is wrong with Tobias? What's wrong... What WAS wrong...
Four big beautiful fur balls.
- Wanna keep them? - No, no...
If you don't mind, I'll keep them!
It's OK. I'm just going to take Tobias home.
- That's fine. - How much do I owe you?
No, no, no... Since it's not an exotic animal I cannot charge you for the consultation.
No way. No.
It's not an exotic animal but you took such great care of it... Tobias is OK now...
- No way. I'm not taking your money. - I insist.
- No point in insisting. - Please, I insist...
What about... taking me out to dinner?
What? No... No!!! Maybe that was a little too much... Maybe a drink?
No! No! What about a hug? You just hug me and that's it!
Dinner sounds just fine.
But I don't know my way around. I moved recently so...
You're new in town?
You don't know the city but we'll fix that Miss... Mrs... Miss?
We'll solve that in a second Miss. We're doing the FGBK tour.
Hum... That sounds nice.
Nice? It's just simply... Wow!!!
So... can I get your number?
No need for that. I have yours on Mathew's file.
Tobias! To-bias (sounds like "Two-bias").
- Two-bias! - Tobias.
So... there's two of them? Where's the other one?
What? Well...
I just bought a yacht and I can't even swim!
What about dancing?
No. Not really. But you could try and teach me.
OK. Come on... let's dance.
Come here.
Can you order a Gin&Tonic for me? I'll be right back.
Can I have a Gin&Tonic please?
I'll have a straight vodka. Double. Please.
Wow! Straight vodka, russian doll? Isn't that a bit strong for a woman?
What are you having? Oh... I know!
Can you get me a really warm latte, Johnny?
You like things strong?
Yes. I love strong things.
Such as...
- I like strong men. - Strong men?
There's something we have in common.
Not men. I don't like men. Weak or strong, period.
- But I am a strong man. - You are a strong man?
Very.
- Very strong? - Very strong.
OK, so drink that latte as a shot.
What's the point in that?
- Drink it. - What's that going to prove?
- Drink it! - What's that going to prove?
- It's too hot! - Drink it!
Yes, it's hot babe. Drink it! That's it.
It burns...
Nice boy. Drink all of it...
I'm not having that drink, after all.
Really? I'll drink it then!
Can we get the check, please?
- Where's my wallet? - Don't worry. I get this.
I have a wallet that's just like that one.
A latte?
A friend of mine who doesn't drink alcohol just came by.
Can I give you a ride home?
Yes.
You can take me to your house.
You walk up to that counter and order something to eat
and start talking with the waitress.
And you'll repeat exactly what I tell you. OK?
What if we loose connection?
I can always call you back!
What if she realizes?
That you're on the phone with someone else? Everybody does that!!!
You know... I have this pain in my back... We should probably do this another day!
No way. There are no excuses! You're doing this.
You're doing it in style! OK? Go on...
She's really cute!
Testing! Testing! Hello?
Pedro, if you're waiting for codes like "Roger that", "Charlie"or "Foxtrot"
you can forget about it and go home!
Hello. How can I help you?
- Come on... Say hello! - Of course. Say hello! Hello, how are you?
- Hello. - Ask her how is her day going!
- How's your day going? - Fine thank you and yours?
- Mine? - Your day?
- Now it's starting to get much better! - It's starting to get much better!
- What are you having? - A chocolate milk and a muffin.
Really? You sound like an old teeth-less man!
- We don't serve that. - They don't serve this!
Red wine. Like a real man.
Tell her a joke.
My name is Pedro.
- Sonia. - Sonia? Sonia.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!
Good! I have no idea how that made her laugh!
- Tell her that she has a wonderful smile. - You're smile is wonderful, Sónia.
- Thank you. - Hey there!
- What are you looking at? - What are you looking at?
- Get out of here, you're bothering me. - Get out of here, you're bothering me.
- Excuse me, who are you talking too? - Do you have any idea of who I am?
- You're a jackass! - You're a jackass.
Excuse me?
If you touch me again, I'll punch you in the mouth!
I won't take that kind of abuse from you.
- Get the hell out of here, asshole! - Get the hell out of here, asshole!
- Give me a kiss and I'll leave! - Wanna kiss? Here's your kiss...
It's my fault! Why do I still listen to you?!
I had no idea you were going to say exactly what I was saying...
- Wasn't that what I was supposed to do? - It was not my fault!
This guy comes up to me and starts touching me...
He was touching me.
She also touched me. I can't feel this side of my face...
Let me check on...
Is there anyone out there who can help me?
António?
Jesus... Where were you all day?
I'm sorry, I had no idea this was the day you were going to cuff yourself in your room!
You've been robbed. I'm gonna check the rest of the house!
I'm coming with you!
Where are you... Get me out of here! Pedro...
Take it easy!
If you waited this whole time, you can wait a bit more!
I really like this new decoration. Kind of minimal!
Pedro! Pedro!
Pedro get me out of here!
Pedro, get back here!
Why on earth did I buy this freakin' thing... I never used it!!
Pedro! Pedro!
God, I'm smelling...
Maria, you should start casting your dates!
And you should start casting you t-shirts! Look at that one... Fag!!!
Was it a man this time, António?
No! It was a woman. And she was so hot, Pedro! So, so hot!
- She did have a weird fetich but anyway... - Yeah! A furniture and decoration items fetish!
Your bedroom is the only naked room in the house. And you too, unfortunately!
Or did she work for a movers company?
That's a good one!
If she did work for a movers company she'd changed his underwear!
What about getting me out of here?
That's not what I taught you!
Where are your manners? What's the magic word?
Now!
Get me out of here right now! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!
- Maria... - Get me out, right now!
You're way too nervous! You should calm down a bit!
- Luísa?! - I'm fine. Thanks for asking!
Pedro! Luísa! Get me out of here!
Don't you think we should call the police?
- Let's give him some time to calm down first. - Yeah! Let the beast calm down!
Pedro! Get me out of here!
Pedro! Pedro!
Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Luísa,
Pedro, Luísa, Pedro, Luísa, Pedro, Luísa, Pedro, Luísa, let me out!
Pedro, Luísa, let me out. Pedro, Luísa, let me out.
Pedro, Luísa, let me out NOW!
Go on! Come on!
Kick it!
Kick the ball...
kick it...
GOAL!
PORTO! PORTO! PORTO!
Good-evening Mr.Latte! Strong man!
- Inspector. - Inspector?
The lock wasn't forced so the burglar had easy access to the house.
Probably was invited in.
- It confirms the M.O. - Makes sense.
This man is one of Dr. Faustino Maria de Mello Gonzaga's sons.
- Makes perfect sense. - She know's what she's doing!
Do you know what you're doing? You should be taking me out of here.
I can stay a bit longer but it's kinda cold and I can't feel my arm but it's OK.
We need to examine your body.
I can't take you out of there without gathering all the evidence.
Oh really? Be my guest.
There might be some evidence hiding in the victim's body.
I'll need to make a cavity' search.
- Cavity? - Cavity. Hollow space. Hole.
You're Portuguese.
I'm sure you have no problem understanding what we're saying.
No. Let's do this! All in the name of Justice.
I usually get a dinner invitation first but I can make an exception.
Let's see if Justice has a strong arm!
- Indeed it does. Meireles! - Meireles?
- Would you take care of this for me? - No way. Meireles can't do it!
Yes he can. I hate hairy men.
That was amazing! Let's go?!
Come on! This way!
Maybe you had a little too much to drink.
Good evening to you too!
Your brother was the victim of an extortionist.
She got as close as she could to get to know him,
seduce him and get the bank account details.
She's not only an extortionist but also a kleptomaniac
and she's made quite a few mistakes, making it easier for us to identify her.
Here's my card.
If there's any other information please contact me.
Of course!
What about my brother, inspector? Are you getting him out of there?
I believe he's still in shock.
We should give him some time to calm down.
Right!
- Good night. - Good night.
Hey! Madalena, let's go!
- Hey, how's it going? - Fine!
Let's do this?
This is a surprise!
Hello, Jaime. How are you?
- Good evening, doctor João Maria. - Good evening.
- Is my table ready? - Right this way!
Here we go!
What do you think?
Do you like mozzarella cheese?
Yes.
I prefer ham!
Let's make a toast!
Thank you.
You didn't like your sandwich?
I wasn't that hungry!
Jaime, get me the check and a bag so I can't take the leftovers home.
We're not wasting any food.
Are you on a diet?
No need. No need to.
You can go to the gym tomorrow and burn those extra calories.
I spend hours at the gym. Hundreds of hours.
My body is my temple.
Here's the check. And your bag.
OK so...
6 euros each...
But...
I'm gonna go crazy here and take care of this.
So... let's go party in Porto?
I'm not really sure!
Good evening, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to the Amazing Bingo Night.
This venue has 6 emergency exists.
Two on the back, two half way in the room and two on the front.
Good luck to you all and let's play!
Forty two. Four. Two.
Twenty eight. Two. Eight.
Thirty Three. Three. Three.
Sixty nine. Six. Nine.
Fourteen. One. Four.
Two. Number two.
Line.
- Thirteen. One. three. - I almost got it!
It's just right here!
I think I can say this date was unique!
You got that right! And you can hardly repeat it!
Ah! You can't say that. You can't say that for sure!
- Well... - Do you want me...
Do you want me to go...
Do you want me to go up with you?
No. No need to bother. Thank you!
- What the hell are you doing? - There's the K missing.
What K?!
Football, Gas station, Bingo and Kiss.
The only letter missing is a B for the word beast.
You took me to a gas station for dinner!
Jorge, how are you?
Do you know that guy?
It's Jorge, from the accounting department. He's getting fired.
- That's really bad. - It's the crisis!
Well... I really need to talk to you.
- So do I. - Really. You go, first.
No, you go!
Pedro, I was thinking and...
sometimes the right person for us is right there,
beside us but we can't see her.
That's funny...
I have the exact same feeling and I wanted to talk to you about it.
I know who the right woman for you is.
I guess I do too!
- It's Beatriz. - Beatriz. Who is Beatriz?
- My room mate. She's perfect for you! - Perfect for me?
Yes! For example: Do you like to have cold showers in the morning?
No.
She doesn't either! Do you like blue cheese?
- I'm allergic. - She loves it!
What about Marvel heroes movies?
- Like them! - She hates them.
Get it? Opposites attract!
- I don't think that's how it works! - Of course it is. Do you want to meet her?
- Well... yes... but... - Yes?
I did it already. She should be here any minute now.
Any minute now.
There she is. She's gorgeous.
- Hello! - How are you Bia?
Beatriz this is Pedro Maria. Pedro Maria this is Beatriz.
Hello!
Excuse me! You can drink that if you want to. I'm off now...
- How are you? - Yes. You?
- Do you mind if I... - Of course...
Excuse me then...
What on earth are you doing here?
539, 540, 541...
What a coincidence... We go to the same gym.
I've been coming here since this opened.
Actually, I used to come here before that...
Look... Justin Bieber is over there!
What a great date last night, right?
We should do it again. It was...
You took me to a Bingo night!
OK. That was not my best moment.
And I could probably have taken you to another kind of gas station.
There are some gas stations where the prices are low and even the gas is...
Take it easy!
No more gas station, no more football matches,
no more bingo nights, there are no apologies...
Your body is your temple, right?
I'm going to give you one more chance.
One.
And no more Bs.
Friday, 4pm at the clinic.
I'm going to a body combat session. Do you want to come along?
I'm more of a Mortal Kombat guy.
See you Friday!
Hello? Inspector Parente, how are you? This is Maria.
António Maria.
António Maria Bento de Mello Gonzaga.
Exactly. How are you today?
I'm calling you because I have important information regarding my case
which I would like to discuss with you.
Would you mind coming to my house, around 9pm?
Exactly.
And if possible, wear a dress. With some cleavage.
Dress? Who mentioned a dress? I didn't mention a dress?
OK. I'll see you later, then.
Good evening.
I'm sorry to bother you.
I just realised you're in the middle of something.
You're not interrupting. You just came in the right time.
- Would you like to sit down? - I'm fine, thanks.
Would you care to try this Jean Claude Van Damme from 1982?
Wow!
Why are you having wine? You ran out of milk?
I love your sense of humor.
You now this wine has a strong bouquet.
Smooth.
Fruity in the palate and some people say it's somewhat of an aphrodisiac.
Are you sure you don't want to have a sip?
No, thank you.
I almost forgot.
You're a woman who likes strong things.
I do like strong things.
Not tiny things.
Do you know that what you just done might be considered sexual harassment?
Come on, baby, are you going to arrest me?
Baby?
- Master António Maria - Hi, how are you?
What are you doing there, cuffed to the banister?
What the hell are you doing here?!
You would know that if you would pick up your phone! I called you a couple of times!
I'm working!
OK. But you have to grab something to eat eventually.
How did you know I was here?
- Babe, I've got my connections! - Babe is a pig!
You can't be here!
Yes I can. And I even brought coffee and a cookie. Maria's cookie.
Mr. António Maria Gonzaga, you need to leave right now.
Don't call me António Maria Gonzaga. Just call me Maria.
I would like to apologise for my inappropriate behaviour the other night.
I should've realised you're a real woman
and I should've have know how to listen to you,
feel you and respect you as the real woman you are.
And for that I'm sorry.
You're not one of those women who like to party, are you?
No.
- Or going out for dinner with friends? - No.
- Discos? - No.
You just go from home to work and from work back home, right?
- Yes. That's just about it. - Really unhappy?
What if I help you catch the tight-ass robber...
would you have dinner with me?
Maybe. Who knows?
Give me a couple of hours.
By the way, that's not her house.
Plus, who the hell brings a yellow car for a stakeout?
I'll call you later.
Hey guys! Love is in the air all the time around here!
It's your fault!
I'm so tired!
What if I made reservations for the four of us?
- The four of us? - Yes. You guys, me and my boyfriend.
- What? - My boyfriend.
Love that idea. Make the reservation.
I'm gonna call him. Can you make it tomorrow?
Yes. No problem.
- You have a boyfriend? - I do. Tomorrow's good for you?
- You have a boyfriend? - Yes. I have a boyfriend. Tomorrow?
- Great. - I'm gonna make the reservations.
Hey honey. How are you?
Listen, would you like to have dinner tomorrow with Pedro and Beatriz?
This guy is not that funny...
What do you need?
Where's the remote?
I'm changing channels.
Sofia is the only agent I know who doesn't need backup.
Do you remember the warehouse 11-23 operation?
I do. But we're not talking about that now.
I wanna know all about that story!
Sofia, alone, dismantled a drug dealing gang.
I can't believe it!
When we got to the warehouse she had already taken down
the entire gang and was on top of a fat guy, cuffing him.
That explains the handcuffs fetiche.
A toast to handcuffs and to unforgettable moments.
To unforgettable moments.
Great choice, Luísa.
It is, isn't it? The restaurant is beautiful.
- This is a surprise! - Actually he brought me here once.
Oh, right!
I really like this restaurant.
The food is really good, the wine selection is amazing
- and they have these delicious desserts. - I can see you're an expert.
- I like to spoil her. - Keep it up!
- I'll try! I'll try! - I'm watching you!
- So, how long have you been dating? - Five?
- Five months. - Five months.
- Five months. How cute. - Did you know that they were...
Of course you knew. Of course I'm the last one to know.
- Paulo, right? - That's right.
Paulo. Paulo. Paulo. This is Paulo. Paulo.
- Yes. It's Paulo. - Did you know I'm Luísa's best friend
and she didn't even bother telling me she had a boyfriend?
So what, Pedro?
I'm not obliged to tell you everything.
So you're saying you don't trust me.
That's not true. I'm just saying that I don't tell you everything.
That's why you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.
- Did you know it was Paulo? - I did.
- It's Paulo! - Hi there, Paulo.
Is there anything else I should know about your life?
Maybe you two already have children.
Do you? A secret family.
You know everything there is to know about my life.
I know all about your life.
But I never put a knife to your throat and make you tell me whatever...
- Shall we order? - I'm sorry!
- Are you ordering more sangria? - Yes I am.
Another sangria?
Could you please get us another jar of sangria?
Thank you.
Let's hear it: Do you guys get to search a lot of women?
Listen to what you're saying! You have no idea how it works, do you?
In a search, men search men and women search women.
Men searching men... that's a bit gay, isn't it?
Isn't it? A guy searching another guy?
Are you kidding me?
Now, if we're talking about two women... That's interesting.
Especially if they let me get it on film!
Well, I'm going to the ladies room before I have to cuff you to the table.
Promisses...
Sofia could search me, from top to bottom, all day long that I wouldn't mind!
- You guys... - Thank you.
You guys must get lucky all the time, right? The uniform helps, I'm sure...
- Yeah... - Lucky guys.
What about Sofia? Does she prefer guys on uniform or civilians?
You wanna know if Sofia has a boyfriend?
You should be warned: Sofia likes strong things!
So I've been told.
Oh really?!
OK: You'll get your answer if you go dancing with us
to the best disco in town. Deal?
Deal! Deal!
How funny... you brought your mum's scarf!
Well, I guess we were all too hungry to speak.
I have nothing new to say. I keep my friends posted.
Pedro, do you have a hot burn? You didn't like the food?
If you have something to say, say it to my face.
How can you say I'm you're best friend
if you didn't even care to mention you had a boyfriend.
I don't have to tell you everything about my life.
There are things I only share with my boyfriend.
Did you care to mention that we kissed?
Almost.
You're a creep. And you're worth nothing. Nothing!
Don't worry, I'll get the check before we leave. Good night.
Do you want to stay on top or bottom?
Whatever.
OK. I'll stay on top.
Sleep tight.
Hand. Give me your hand.
- Sorry? - Give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
Now, your little finger! I like to sleep like this.
Hey! Want a latte?
No! I'm having vodka, today.
I made a fool of myself at dinner.
You could've told me your friends were gay!
What for? They themselves haven't known it for long! It's OK.
Do you want me to stay here, with you, for a while?
No, it's OK. Go meet them. I'm not ready for this yet!
I wasn't ready for this.
For what?
To realize that Luisa keeps secrets from you
or to face the fact that she has a boyfriend?
I'm sorry, what?
Pedro... I really like you.
You're a great guy, you're funny, intelligent...
but you like Luísa. You're in love with her.
What a silly thing to say. I'm not in love with Luísa.
We're just friends.
- We met in college... - What does that have to do with the rest?
When people are in love they act irrationally.
They spend their time thinking about the person they love.
They can't eat, they can't sleep.
They spend their days at the office sitting right next to that person
and the only thing they want to do when they get home is calling her
just to listen to her voice,
to make her smile
because when she smiles she has these little holes on her cheeks...
If I knew she had a boyfriend I'd get pissed off
'cause when I see her I just want to hold her in my arms, kiss...
...her.
Maybe I am in love with her.
Yes you are. Totally.
What do I do?
All those things you just told me, you should tell them to her.
What about you?
Don't worry about me.
I'll be OK.
Go on.
Stop it! STOP IT! Hey, DJ can you play a slow song?
Relax, take it easy!
I had this idea of something really cool so we can all go together.
Oh really!
And what is it?
I won't tell you. It's going to be a surprise!
Luísa? This is Pedro. Again.
I really need to talk to you.
I didn't see you at the office today...
I hope everything is alright.
I missed you today and I wanted to apologize for all that has happened.
If you don't mind, call me back when you have the time.
See you later.
Kiss.
We really need to talk.
Luísa? This is Pedro. Again.
I really need to talk to you.
I didn't see you at the office today...
I hope everything is alright.
Don't you think you went a little too far Master Pedro?
Women don't like desperate men.
- Taste this one. - Did you put it back in the ocean?
In the ocean?
Nemo?
You are, at this precise moment,
eating Nemo.
No, no, no need to thank me.
I just do these things and expect nothing in return.
A toast...
to the most incredible woman I met in my life
and to Nemo who was a nice little salmon.
João Maria Bento de Mello Gonzaga.
Joaninha Pia de Sousa Breynner e Cruz.
What are you doing here, darling?
How are are you, Joaninha?
I'm wonderful, can't you see? You know me!
Joaninha, this is Madalena.
- Madalena what? - Silva.
Of course. Silva.
- And how are your parents? - They're over there, amazing, as usual.
What a fantastic family.
Joaninha it's been a great pleasure seeing you again and...
Are you trying to get rid of me?
It's OK. I'll see you at the ceremony. Is Madalena Silva going too?
Ceremony? Which ceremony?
Are you telling me you've not been invited
to his parents 40th wedding anniversary?
That means you also don't know about the ultimatum!
João Maria...
you can't hide these things from her.
Do you think it's fair not to tell Madalena about your father's ultimatum?
If you can't find someone who likes you to go with you to the ceremony,
he his taking your name from his will. Is that it?
Oh darling,
you didn't really believe he was that much into you, did you?
Life is not a fairy tale.
The maid never gets the prince.
Madalena, Madalena I can explain.
What is there to explain? That you lied to me.
Things are a bit different!
João Maria, I was falling for you. Truly falling in love with you.
Unlike those Van De Bitches
who only care about your family name and your money!
I trusted you, I gave you a second chance
and the least you could do was to be honest with me!
Delete my number and forget that I even exist.
That's what I'm going to do about you.
Darling, don't be sad. She's not worth it.
Not now!
Pedro, what's wrong?
- Where's Luísa? - She's not home.
Where is she?
- Come up. - I don't want to go up. What's going on?
I'm not the one who should be telling you this but...
she broke up with her boyfriend after that dinner.
She broke up with Paulo?
Yes, she broke up with Paulo. I don't really need to explain the rest do I?
- The problem is that... - What?
She doesn't know how to deal with her feelings.
She's afraid to loose you as her best friend and...
you're the most important person in her life. - Where did she go?
She went to the office to pack her stuff.
What are you talking about?
She quit. Told me she was going back to her parents house and go on a trip...
Master Maria, I'm leaving now.
I'll come back later with the things you asked for.
- OK. Go on. I'm busy right now. - Of course.
- Good evening, madam. - Is Maria home?
Which one, madam? There are quite a lot of them.
Of course. António Maria.
- Oh yes, madam. - Thank you.
Go ahead, no hurries. Please just don't get too rough, OK?!
Let's go.
Holy sh...
Luísa, let me speak. I need to tell...
I wrote down all the right words 'cause I don't want to say the wrong ones...
What I feel... These last couple of days...
I've been thinking about you...
there are so many things I want to say to you...
No, I've said this already...
I think I'm in love with you.
You think you're in love with me? Really?
Exactly.
But there's only one way to know...
So, if you don't mind...
Pedro, you're such a character.
You embarrass me in front of all these people, singing THAT song,
saying you THINK you're in love with me
as if being in love with someone...
You're so lucky.
Had you brought flowers and balloons... You know I hate those things...
Serralves and Tobias Veterinarian Clinic.
What do you want from me?
Didn't I tell you not to call me or look for me ever again?
I have this surprise for you and Tobias.
Tobias died.
What?
Cardiac arrest plus... he was old.
- What do you have to tell me? - Maybe it doesn't make much sense now.
Are you telling me you made me waste my time coming here?
No. I wanted to apologize.
You were right. I should have told you the truth.
My mum died not so long ago and
all that she really wanted
was that we met someone who we really loved and loved us back.
Someone who respected us.
Until not so long ago I had never met someone who thought I was really worth it.
When we love someone we're afraid of failing, of making mistakes
and I believe I've made a lot of mistakes with you.
Truth is that making mistakes is part of life and they make it a lot more worth it.
Madalena, I believe you make me feel a better person.
This is what I had to show you.
You're the most surprising person I've ever met.
You make me want to kiss you as much as you make me want to hit you.
And that confuses me.
What do you want to do now?
I don't know yet. I need to make up my mind.
How long do you need to decide?
I don't know!
- Hello! - You look amazing!
- You won't stop kissing me! - You kept me waiting for so long.
You guys make me sick! What?
See what you get?
- Thank you. Thank you. - Madalena?
- Luísa? What are you doing here? - I'm with him.
Where did you get that dress?
- Oh little baby... - No. Not today!
Not today!
Here's your latte.
Who ordered that?
What happened?
You don't reply my calls, and now you show up...
Have you any idea of how much you made me suffer?
I'm sorry!
- What did I do wrong? - Nothing. We have the same beautician.
What?
I'll explain later. I want to apologise and make you a proposition:
Would you like to cuff me later tonight?
- You know I like strong experiences. - So do I. So do I.
Let's go.
- Pedro Maria. - Dad.
Luisinha, it's nice to finally see you together and not as just friends.
I'm certain my wife would like you to have this pendant.
Welcome to the family!
António Maria.
Inspector, if there is someone able to arrest this bad boy is you.
Welcome to the family.
And congratulations on the warehouse 11-23 operation.
João Maria.
Madalena Silva. I hope Mello Gonzaga in a near future.
They say love goes against all odds.
But only a woman who is totally in love
can survive a date watching football in a bar,
playing Bingo and having dinner at a gas station.
I would like to introduce you to our family's newest member:
Tobias Maria Gonzaga.
The cat is so cute!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
My dear friends, I'd like to make a toast to my wife, Maria dos Anjos
and to my family, Maria Gonzaga.
Mau Mau Mau, Maria!!!
Now what, babe?!
What shall I do with you?