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<i>Take a deep breath
and start at the beginning.</i>

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<i>Tell them how we first met.</i>

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Alex Stewart?

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Tell them that

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<i>ever since we shared our dreams...</i>

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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I had a dream last night.

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<i>...even Alex's weirdest ones.</i>

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You know a rowing boat?

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That little curvy
bit the oar sits in?

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- It's called a rollock, by the way.
- A what?

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Rollock, like "bollock" with an "R."

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That was me.
I was that thing.

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<i>No. Keep that as our secret.</i>

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Rosie?
Rosie, it's time.

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<i>Tell them that this is,</i>

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<i>that this has to be...</i>

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Everybody!

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<i>...one of the happiest days of my life.</i>

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Please!

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For those I haven't
had the chance to say hi to properly,

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I'm Rosie.

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And this has got to be

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one of the happiest days of my life.

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Shots!

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Yeah! Beyoncé!

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Yeah!

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Whoa!

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- Hi, Alex.
- How's it going, mate?

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All right.

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It's Alex!

33
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It was totally my fault, the whole thing.

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Oh, I'd love to believe you, Alex,
I really would.

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I just happen to know
my own daughter.

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A fine doctor you're gonna make

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if this is how you carry on.

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Why is everybody shouting?

39
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I'm so embarrassed about last night.

40
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No, no, you don't have to be.

41
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Ugh, I behaved so badly!

42
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Yeah, but bad can be good, too.

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Good? It was awful.
Oh, I feel sick even thinking about it.

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About which part?

45
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All of it.
It never happened.

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Alex, OK?
You can't tell anyone!

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Right.

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<i>♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped!</i>

49
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<i>- ♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped!
- Piss off!</i>

50
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Go, go. go!

51
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How did we get
home from the hospital?

52
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Uh, Mum picked us up.

53
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They needed a parent's name,

54
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so, I obviously didn't
want to give yours.

55
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And she thinks
it's my fault anyway,

56
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I'm a terrible influence.
Blah, blah, blah.

57
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Oh, well, you are.

58
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So, now, I have to spend two hours

59
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in the library every
day for a fortnight.

60
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- Nightmare.
- Well, it could be worse.

61
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Bethany Williams has just got
a part-time job there.

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Yeah, right.

63
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What?

64
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- Bethany Williams?
- Mmm.

65
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Forget it, even I want
to sleep with her.

66
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For your information,
she has been giving me the eye.

67
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She's probably just wondering

68
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why you haven't squeezed that zit
on your forehead.

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- Fuck off!
- No. Come here. I can do it for you.

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Don't touch me!
Don't you dare!

71
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Ow!

72
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Just look at Greg right now.
What a bimbo.

73
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Seriously hot, though.

74
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He invited me to
the school dance.

75
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Uh, what did you say?

76
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No, obviously.
I'm going with you.

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Hey, Alex.

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I missed you in
the library today.

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Yeah, uh, I had nothing...

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Uh, I mean, yeah.
I was a bit... A bit of busy...

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Don't be a stranger.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, absolutely not.

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I'll see you there.

85
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- Hey, girls!
- What did he say to you?

86
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Pathetic.

87
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She's mine for the taking.

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You're lucky she didn't
trip over your tongue

89
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dragging halfway across the ground.

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Whoa. OK.
All right.

91
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Well, give me some tips then,
if you are so clever.

92
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How do I go about
seducing a woman

93
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who is apparently
out of my league?

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- Is that a serious question?
- Yeah, absolutely.

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Mmm, well, you're at a disadvantage

96
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being a, you know, virgin.

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No, no, no, all right?

98
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We can work with that.

99
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First you have to be cool.
Ignore her.

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Act like you could
take it or leave it.

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- You see, that I've had practice at.
- Hmm.

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Uh, second, you have to make her feel like

103
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you've seen something
in her no one else has.

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Like her soul.

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While also ignoring her?

106
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Yes.

107
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OK, and what happened to the sex?

108
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This is about the sex!

109
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God! You're so fucked up.

110
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Mmm.
You have no idea.

111
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She wants me to
take her to the dance.

112
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Really?

113
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Yeah, imagine.

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Take her, if it means
that much to you.

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Come on.
You'd have no one to go with.

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Uh...

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I got asked by the fittest
guy in our year, Alex.

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I think I'm fine.

119
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What,
so actually this is quite
convenient for you.

120
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Yeah.

121
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All right.
Well, yeah, I'll go ask her then.

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Go for it.

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OK. Fine, I will.

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- Bethany? Bethany, hi.
- Hey.

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Yeah!

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Come on.

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Me, too.

128
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<i>I need to concentrate so
I can pass my exams</i>

129
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<i>and get a life.</i>

130
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Not Bethany!

131
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Fuck!

132
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Right, Rosie Dunne,
get yourself down to
the headmaster's office.

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No, no, no,
it was my fault, Mr. Simpson.

134
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I had something
I needed to tell her.

135
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So I see, Alex.
Congratulations.

136
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Yes, Alex!

137
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I know we're not officially talking,

138
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but I need help with my tie.

139
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For a minute there,
I thought you might be

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in love with me or something.

141
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Alex, you will forever be the boy

142
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who wiped bogeys
on my favourite party dress, OK?

143
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Don't flatter yourself.

144
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Good.

145
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,518
I know boy-girl friendships

146
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can be quite complicated sometimes,

147
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,357
but you know
I'm always here if you need to talk.

148
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,032
What do you think?

149
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,451
Boobs au naturel or pushed up?

150
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,830
In? Or out?

151
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,079
Well, uh, I mean, it depends.

152
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,252
Is it for dancing, or is it, um...

153
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,548
Hmm.

154
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,631
Who knows?

155
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,709
So, where is this tool
meant to be meeting you?

156
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,976
You're so rude!
Um, I think at the front.

157
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,470
Uh, yes...

158
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,890
Hey, gorgeous.

159
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,184
Oh.

160
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,192
See ya!

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00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,648
Wanker.

162
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OK.

163
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Fuck!

164
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,717
Oh, just...

165
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,852
- You have done this before?
- Yeah. Haven't you?

166
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It's like brushing my teeth.

167
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:48,726
Ahhh! Bollocks!

168
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- That's... Look, let me help you...
- No, leave it!

169
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:55,278
OK, I've got it.
Fuck! Ouch.

170
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OK, quick!
Quick, OK.

171
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,659
Here we go!
OK, quick!

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00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,999
Sweet Jesus!

173
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Oh.

174
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,889
Wow.

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I know.
I know.

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Mmm.

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OK.

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- Where is it?
- What?

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00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,783
- The thing.
- I don't know.

180
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,748
Seriously, Greg, where is it?

181
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You had it!

182
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,127
Look, it can't have just disappeared!

183
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,255
Oh, God!
Oh, shit!

184
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,355
Rosie?
Have you found it?

185
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,609
- Do you want me to
have a look for you?

186
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,160
- Really?
- Yeah, go on all fours.

187
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,112
Bugger off!

188
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,218
<i>- Rosie!</i>
- Alex! Thank God! Where are you?

189
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,293
<i>I'm on my way out!</i>

190
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,757
No, wait, you've got to help me,

191
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,879
there's been an accident!

192
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,047
<i>Christ, what?</i>

193
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,170
No, no, no, sorry, no,
that's what I meant.
Everything's fine.

194
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,470
<i>Jesus, you scared me!</i>

195
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,637
I mean, there was an accident, um,
with the thingy with Greg, you know?

196
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,435
<i>- Well, that happens, Rosie!
- No, no,</i> Alex.

197
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,309
Something that
I need to figure out right now, Alex.

198
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,846
I need to get rid of it.

199
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,815
It got lost and I can't find it
and I don't know what to do.

200
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,859
You're not making any sense, Rosie!

201
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,608
Can we just talk
about this later?

202
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,529
<i>No, Alex, please!</i>

203
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,867
OK, you need to be really clear
and really precise!

204
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,075
OK!

205
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,703
The condom came
off inside my vagina

206
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,781
and at present
I'm unable to locate it!

207
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,876
That's way more information
than I needed.

208
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,757
Hi.
I'm Dick.

209
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,881
Of course you are.

210
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,561
OK.

211
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,728
Is it, um, front bottom or back?

212
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,821
What do you think I am?

213
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,991
Sorry. I wasn't suggesting you're a slag
or anything.

214
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,123
Isn't there a female nurse?

215
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,505
I'm afraid I'm all you've got.

216
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,082
Huh.

217
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,649
That was one of the
most embarrassing

218
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,398
Moments of my entire
pathetic existence.

219
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,398
Oh.

220
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,784
Oh.

221
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,164
You know what?

222
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,242
Let's get out of here.

223
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,620
Dino's should still be open.

224
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,049
I was thinking more Boston, Massachusetts.

225
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,017
Oh, you think I should flee the country?

226
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,587
I'm serious.

227
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,135
This place is a dead end,

228
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,967
we've been saying it for years.

229
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:56,270
And, uh, my dad wants me to
try for a scholarship at Harvard.

230
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,273
You are serious.

231
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,692
It's one of the best medical schools
in the world.

232
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,284
And Boston College happens to have

233
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,782
a really great hotel management course.

234
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,000
That is what you
want to do, isn't it?

235
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,877
You can't!

236
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,220
I mean, who'll do your washing?

237
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,844
You'll never eat!
It's ridiculous!

238
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,163
They have food in America, Mum,

239
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,718
and I'm guessing washing machines.

240
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,560
It's so far away!

241
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,896
I mean, talk to her, Dennis!

242
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,480
It works for me.
I mean, this is as far as I got.

243
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,312
I know, but Mum's just being Mum.

244
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,116
It would be so much fun,
and it would be...

245
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,905
<i>Did you ever want more, Dad?</i>

246
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,367
Do you know
what your Gran's favourite phrase was?

247
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,115
"Not for the likes of us."

248
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,701
When you told us of your plan,

249
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,457
it was the first thing
that popped into my head.

250
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,039
I could hear her voice
in the room saying it.

251
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,089
I don't want that voice
in your head, ever.

252
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,091
Here, let me.

253
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,937
I want my own
hotel one day.

254
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,310
Is it crazy to think like that?

255
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,894
I've been winging it
with you for 18 years,

256
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,445
pretending I was the one in charge.

257
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,403
You're amazing, Rosie.

258
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,904
There's nothing you can't do,

259
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,485
if you put your mind to it.

260
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,071
But if I go to Boston,
Mum will never speak to me again.

261
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,074
Well, if you don't go, I won't.

262
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,039
The choice is yours.

263
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,414
Dennis!

264
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,084
And do me a favour.

265
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,304
Come back and take that prick's job.

266
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,429
Good evening!

267
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,134
"Dear Miss Dunne, congratulations!

268
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,471
"We are pleased to offer you a seat
at Boston University!"

269
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,011
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! No way!
Oh, my God!

270
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,154
Oh, hey, Clare, is Alex in?

271
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,360
He's tied up.

272
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,028
I can come back.

273
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,581
He'll be down in
about three minutes?

274
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,708
Cup of tea?

275
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,137
Baby! Oh, baby!

276
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,176
Oh, yeah.

277
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,648
Yeah, baby, show me, come on, baby!

278
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,271
Yeah, yeah...

279
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,190
Oh, my God, is...

280
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,612
- Is that?
- Bethany.

281
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,190
So, when you said he was...

282
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,113
- Tied up.
- You actually meant...

283
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,193
Tied up.

284
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,955
- Um, I should go.
- Any second now.

285
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,162
- Oh, Alex.
- "Oh, Alex.

286
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,087
- Where did you learn
- "Where did you learn

287
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,665
- to do that?
- "to do that?"

288
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,506
I know.
It's so gross.

289
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,567
Hello?

290
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,654
Fuck! I'm coming!

291
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,597
Are you supposed to smoke in here?

292
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,994
My parents own the place.
They want me to help out?
I'll set the terms.

293
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,244
What's up?

294
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,339
Oh, right.
Um, I've been feeling sick like, every day.

295
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,456
Maybe you could
just give me a pill or something...

296
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,468
- Any diarrhoea?
- No.

297
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,590
- Fever?
- No.

298
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,008
- Stomach cramps?
- No.

299
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,927
Well, have you missed a period?

300
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,767
Yeah.

301
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,155
- Uh, no.
- Virgin?

302
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,750
No, but I took the morning-after pill!

303
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,275
90% safe. 10% is the catch.

304
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,957
There's a loo here
if you want to use it.

305
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,163
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

306
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,926
Bollocks.

307
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,108
<i>I'd love to, but Bethany's parents</i>

308
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,831
<i>are taking us out to dinner at the Hazel.</i>

309
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:42,327
<i>How posh is that?</i>

310
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,909
OK. I'm sorry.

311
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,957
Um, I... I...

312
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,879
I've got news.

313
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,423
- Me, too.
- Read it.

314
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,427
Scholarship to Harvard!

315
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,391
Alex, that's so great.
Congratulations.

316
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,434
It's unbelievable, right?

317
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,195
Have you heard back
from Boston College, yet?

318
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,733
No.

319
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,906
Yeah, you'll get in.

320
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,706
Yeah, what about Bethany?
Have you told her?

321
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,455
She'll be fine.

322
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,410
She's got this...
Oh, God, she's got this
thing about my hair.

323
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,416
- Yeah.
- But she literally yanks it.

324
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,714
And she pulls
this funny face during sex like this...

325
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,550
- Enough. Enough...
- I think she likes it.

326
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,632
Don't you care what
she's gonna think

327
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,214
about you rushing off like this?

328
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,555
All right, what is it?

329
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,015
What?

330
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,181
Well, you're defending Bethany.
What's wrong?

331
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,220
Nothing.
Nothing's wrong.

332
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:16,677
I thought you'd be happier.

333
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,399
We're on our way to Boston!
Come on! Hey?

334
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,105
It's great.
It's great, really.

335
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,481
Well done.

336
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:26,984
What, come on,
you're coming, too!

337
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,952
My flight's in three days,

338
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,999
which gives me time to get settled in
before term starts.

339
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,413
You need to go ahead
and book your ticket.

340
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,709
Sure.

341
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,415
I have got some
stuff to sort first,

342
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,546
but I'll be there.

343
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,506
- Don't get blown up by terrorists.
- OK.

344
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,555
Or lose cabin pressure
and fall out of the sky.

345
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,932
- Rosie, wait, wait, wait...
- Or fly into a flock of birds. I mean it!

346
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,140
I can delay, if you need me to.

347
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,610
No.
You're getting on that plane.

348
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,447
I've got you something.
Close your eyes.

349
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,442
Close your eyes.

350
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,534
Give me your finger.
OK. Keep it there.

351
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,506
North America.

352
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,930
Keep in touch, OK?

353
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,097
OK.

354
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,601
See you in two weeks, so...

355
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,619
Boston.

356
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,618
This way?

357
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,567
<i>If I'd told him,
he'd never have left</i>

358
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:06,939
and his whole life
would have been ruined, too.

359
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,312
I mean, what's the point?

360
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,274
How noble.
I'd have forced the bastard to stay.

361
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,074
Oh, no, no.
He's not the dad.

362
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,902
That's just some other loser.

363
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,783
You are turning out to be

364
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,115
a lot more interesting than you look.

365
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,871
Why don't you just
get rid of the thing?

366
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:25,876
My parents are Catholic.
I don't believe in all that, but I can't!

367
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,128
Oh, I had it all sussed!

368
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,672
Move to Boston, study, get a great job,

369
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,175
at 27, come back and open a hotel.

370
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,673
Then get married and have kids.

371
00:28:35,674 --> 00:28:37,595
Wow. A whole life in bullet points.

372
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:38,891
Yeah, well now, it's pregnant,

373
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,969
have sprog, full-time mother,

374
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:44,724
wave goodbye to career,
live off benefits, grow fat, lose hair.

375
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,400
Yeah. You might <i>as</i> well
just kill yourself now.

376
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,235
I can sort the drugs.

377
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,692
Look. There's loads of people out there
that want a kid that can't have one.

378
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:56,238
Give it away.

379
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,823
I could still move to Boston.

380
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:05,377
I can apply to college again, or get a job.
I don't care.

381
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,705
So it would all be the same,
just six months later.

382
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,081
I don't even need to tell Alex,

383
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,837
I could just think of an excuse.

384
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,714
Whoa.
That's major denial, babe.

385
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,710
Yeah.

386
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,463
I just happen to think
it's the way to go.

387
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,724
- Who's that?
- Alex.

388
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,068
Have you told him yet?

389
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,028
I'm sending him my
arrival time in Boston.

390
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,401
That's all he needs to know.

391
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,858
Oh. All this fibbing is gonna
catch up with you, girl.

392
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:38,740
Whoa!

393
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:41,538
The way that thing
burst out of her.

394
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,832
- That might happen to you!
- It might.

395
00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,084
Her whole belly will erupt.

396
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,743
Blood and guts.

397
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:51,169
And this freakish alien will leap out
and bite your head off!

398
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,250
Stop it, the pair of you!

399
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,877
Pregnancy is a sacred thing!

400
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,966
- It can't hear us.
- Yes, it can!

401
00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,680
And don't refer to it as "it."

402
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,382
It's a girl if you must know.

403
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,466
You found out?

404
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,511
I asked at the last scan.

405
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,316
I thought I should tell the social worker
so he can start his plans.

406
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,768
A girl!
What about names?

407
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:14,612
No, um, I'll let the new parents decide.

408
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,694
- Give us a peek.
- Hey!

409
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:20,407
A woman's body doesn't become public
property just because she is pregnant.

410
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,782
Be my guest.

411
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,998
Look at that!

412
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,873
Oh, my God!

413
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,631
She's got hiccups!

414
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,212
Little thing's got hiccups!

415
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:40,923
Oh, bless!

416
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,639
Whatever.

417
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,448
Baby, can you hear me?

418
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:07,074
Try holding your breath like this.

419
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,051
There you are, Katie girl!

420
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:26,769
That's probably not
going to be your name, OK?

421
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,479
It's coming!
Towels! Hot water!

422
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,984
- Where's the midwife?
- I don't know!

423
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,575
Come in now!

424
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:42,692
Come on!

425
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,904
- Come on!
- Midwife's here!

426
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,738
Let's go!
As quick <i>as</i> you like!

427
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,199
She's just right down the hallway.

428
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:50,866
All right, OK, breathe, breathe!

429
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:51,868
Get out!

430
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,707
Breathe, breathe,
everything is going to be all right!

431
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,884
- Being a girl sucks!
- Yeah.

432
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,259
Oh.

433
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,385
Hello.

434
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,724
That'll be the social worker.

435
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,057
Would you like to hold her?

436
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:17,193
Or should I bring her straight downstairs?

437
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,143
Katie.

438
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,681
Sweet little Katie.

439
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,425
I promise, Katie,

440
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,589
I'm going to be a good mummy.

441
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:44,985
Katie.

442
00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,239
Katie. Shh...

443
00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,209
It's gonna be OK.

444
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,802
Please.
Katie, it's gonna be OK!

445
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,504
Shh...

446
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,008
My life's over, Dad!

447
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,103
Wait 'til you become a grandparent.

448
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,687
Katie, Katie. Shh.

449
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,064
Shh.

450
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,909
You know, I still remember the drive back

451
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,907
from the hospital
when you were born.

452
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:35,033
You screamed blue murder,
the whole bloody journey.

453
00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:38,877
I was so scared,
I jumped three red lights.

454
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,082
Lost my license.

455
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:41,584
You never told me that before.

456
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,461
You weren't part of the club.

457
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,216
Ugh.

458
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,057
<i>In battle to preserve sanity,</i>

459
00:34:57,058 --> 00:34:58,930
<i>must remember following rules.</i>

460
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,934
<i>Number one,
never breast feed in a public place.</i>

461
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:07,689
<i>Two, never bounce Katie on knee
after feeding.</i>

462
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,236
Ugh.

463
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,660
<i>Three, try not to cry when she cries.</i>

464
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,323
<i>And four, the most important of all,</i>

465
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,076
<i>never assume trouble isn't
around the next comer.</i>

466
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,419
- Laters, girls.
- Bye.

467
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,772
- Rosie?
- Oh, no.

468
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,105
Tragic.
Are you OK?

469
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,779
Tell me that's not yours!

470
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,655
No!

471
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,909
What, you're a nanny now?

472
00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,992
Yeah! You know, at least it's good money.

473
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,456
Uh, I thought you were
going to Boston with Alex.

474
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,168
Oh, no, no, no,

475
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,465
I realised children are
the only education you need.

476
00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:10,127
So, who's the dad?

477
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,421
- Ah!
- Oh!

478
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,261
Get it off!
Get it off!

479
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,680
I've got to go!

480
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,137
Bye, then!

481
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,157
Alex.

482
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,910
What are you doing here?

483
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,753
Just back for the weekend.
Thought I'd surprise you.

484
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:49,541
Great! Uh, yeah.
Let's go for a coffee then.

485
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,467
Ah! No, no.
Let's stay here.

486
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,920
Why don't you
put the kettle on?

487
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,145
So, what have you been up to?

488
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,098
Oh, just this and that, you know?

489
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,478
Nice haircut by the way.

490
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,026
Yeah, thanks.

491
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,527
You OK?
You seem stressed.

492
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,196
No! No!

493
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,190
Uh, so, how's medicine?

494
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,567
Fascinating. Yeah.

495
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,744
We've just been
doing obstetrics, in fact.

496
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,447
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

497
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,866
So much to learn.

498
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,667
How do you find these breast pumps,
by the way?

499
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,036
Some women don't like them.

500
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,291
Oh, total nightmare.

501
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,753
Oh, God.

502
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,543
How did you...

503
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:34,799
Bethany.

504
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,215
Fast work.

505
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:45,220
I was gonna tell you, Alex, I promise.

506
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,268
When?

507
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,606
I didn't want to hold you back.

508
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,487
She's had colic for months.

509
00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:01,113
My whole life is feeding,
winding and nappies.

510
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,240
All I can think about is poo.

511
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,243
How much, when, what colour.

512
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:09,878
I hope you mean hers.

513
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:17,970
What happened to Greg?

514
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:23,260
He miraculously got a job in lbiza
the minute he heard.

515
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,112
Can I be godfather?

516
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,285
I'd love nothing more.

517
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,885
I think not telling you

518
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,260
was a way to keep the
dream alive, you know?

519
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,852
So there was at least someone out there

520
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,971
who still saw me as Rosie.

521
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:14,565
And not this strange,
new person I've become.

522
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:30,304
So, the last time
I looked that depressed,

523
00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,809
I tried to hang myself
with my favourite tie.

524
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,398
Hi, I'm Phil.

525
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,397
Alex.

526
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,109
I've been sent to
play fairy godmother.

527
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:47,495
You don't look the part, mate.

528
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,281
My sister's been driving me crazy.

529
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,408
She wants to know,
would you buy her a drink?

530
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:55,961
Which one is she?

531
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:04,045
- The hot girl from class?
- Sally.

532
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:07,383
The bright sunflower
in the family window box.

533
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,644
- Hey!
- Hey!

534
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,682
Everybody has been wondering
why the cute British guy looks so sad.

535
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:18,855
Sorry.

536
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,443
It's time to realise
you're here with us.

537
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,783
And that we might
be fun to be with.

538
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,450
Katie!
It's your first Christmas!

539
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,327
I hope you got my present!

540
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,919
<i>Thanks for the book, Alex.</i>

541
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,463
<i>I know she'll love it one day.</i>

542
00:41:38,464 --> 00:41:39,580
What is it?

543
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,666
This is my new apartment.

544
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,426
What's this you're
doing here, darling?

545
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,470
Um, handmade hearts.

546
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:49,223
And here, we have
my favourite Back to the <i>Future</i> poster.

547
00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:51,926
It would look so special
in the bathroom.

548
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,136
Walk to Mummy.

549
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:54,595
Come to me.
Good girl!

550
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,020
Katie, darling,
it's your fourth Christmas.

551
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,318
<i>♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la</i>

552
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,989
<i>Did, uh, Mummy get my Christmas card?</i>

553
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:09,656
Really?

554
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,283
<i>Thanks for Katie's present.</i>

555
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,411
<i>She wants me to tell you
she can cycle and count to five.</i>

556
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:17,289
...three, four, five!

557
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:22,499
<i>Me, I've got a job
and finally moved out of Mum and Dad's.</i>

558
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,502
Miss Dunne!
Welcome back to the hotel!

559
00:42:25,503 --> 00:42:27,629
I believe it's the penthouse suite for you?

560
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,510
That's right, thanks.

561
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:16,185
Mummy, Mummy!

562
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,762
It's the first day of school!

563
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:19,889
Um...

564
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,559
I heard some beds

565
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,688
were being stolen recently.

566
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,193
Isn't that strange?

567
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,564
Yes, Mummy.

568
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:32,614
This way, no one can
come in and steal ours.

569
00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:33,994
Mm-hmm.

570
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,118
Are you my daddy?

571
00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:40,327
No! No, he's just a nice man

572
00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,129
that's helping Mummy out a bit, that's all.

573
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:47,333
- Damn!
- What?

574
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,633
It's the wrong key!

575
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,059
- Ow!
- Oh!

576
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,561
- My head!
- Come on, whinger!

577
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,148
Over there!
Over there!

578
00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,229
Come on, keep going.

579
00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:09,484
Quick, quick, Mummy!

580
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,198
Excuse me.

581
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,276
Oh!

582
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,407
Love you.

583
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,197
Love you, too.

584
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,622
You dreamt you were
an inanimate object?

585
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,754
Yeah, I mean, come on.
An arrow flying through the air!

586
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:29,959
That's pretty cool.

587
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:33,759
I don't understand.
How can you be a thing?

588
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,595
I don't know.
I've always had dreams like that.

589
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,765
It sounds to me
like self-esteem issues, sweetie.

590
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,971
You may need to talk to someone.

591
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:46,893
You know, there are razor hairs

592
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:49,274
in the bathroom, again today.

593
00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:50,487
Really?

594
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,607
You know it gives me allergies.

595
00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,576
Next time you have one
of your weird dreams,

596
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,652
maybe you should dream

597
00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:00,657
you're something useful
like a vacuum cleaner.

598
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,789
We have a cleaning lady.

599
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,245
What do you want?

600
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,672
For her to think we're
a pair of fuck-ups?

601
00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:09,833
That's exactly what we are.

602
00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:16,131
Whoo!

603
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,899
- You OK?
- I've got sand in my eyes.

604
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,357
Look at Mummy!

605
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,696
<i>I</i> dreamt <i>I</i> was an arrow.

606
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:11,726
What have you
told the poor brat?

607
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:12,853
That you're coming home with a dad?

608
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,781
No! Just that he sent me a ticket.
I've got no expectations.

609
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,151
Well, good, because
he's got a girlfriend.

610
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,741
Although you know it's funny,
her name didn't come up once.

611
00:46:20,742 --> 00:46:22,737
Yeah, well, Katie's
mature enough to know

612
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,661
that when it comes to men,
it doesn't matter.

613
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:25,866
Yeah, well, Katie also knows

614
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,167
that something must have triggered

615
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:28,743
his sudden enthusiasm
to see her Mum,

616
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:30,544
who, by the way,
knows him better than anyone,

617
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,139
and is clearly the
best person to judge!

618
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,005
Oh, and, uh...

619
00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,777
All right! All right!
Good to see you!

620
00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,243
So, tired?
Hungry?

621
00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,783
No. Why?

622
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:24,842
Come on.

623
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,137
Do you want another?

624
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,272
Um, yeah.

625
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,021
All right.
I'll be back, OK?

626
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:39,073
So, you're new here.
I'm Jonathan!

627
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,192
Rosie!

628
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:44,074
Rosie?
So what do you do, Rosie?

629
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:45,787
I'm a Mum!

630
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:50,827
Is that some kind of, uh, performance thing?
You're a drama major?

631
00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:54,250
I'm a mother of
a 5-year-old girl!

632
00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,633
Cool! Cool!

633
00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,543
Um...

634
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:03,840
Can I get you a drink or something?

635
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:07,886
A gin and tonic.

636
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:11,681
- Cell? Car keys?
- Oh, dude. Come on.

637
00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:12,851
Guys, guys, guys, no, no, no!

638
00:48:12,852 --> 00:48:14,020
Yup. It's happening!
We're going!

639
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,977
- It's gonna happen!
- Come on, come on! Come on! Please!

640
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,653
- One, two, three!
- OK, OK!

641
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,113
Rosie, Rosie, come on, come...

642
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,456
Can you give me a hand?

643
00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:30,866
All right.

644
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:37,043
Come on. Come on!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

645
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:39,875
Oh.

646
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,260
You're looking way too
hot right now, Rosie.

647
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,805
Come on, all right, OK.
If you want it like that.

648
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,730
No, no, no!

649
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,903
- You stink.
- I stink?

650
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,314
You haven't bathed.

651
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:02,907
Bananas?

652
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,156
- All right.
- One, two...

653
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,530
- Any good?
- No, it's sort of...

654
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,372
Catch.

655
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:16,917
All right.

656
00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:22,135
"You will live a long
and happy life." Sweet.

657
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,503
Oh, can I switch?

658
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,272
- 'Cause you prefer mine?
- I prefer it.

659
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:29,892
I do, I do. I don't know
what I'm talking about.

660
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,968
Well, you do go here, so you probably
should know what you're talking about.

661
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,404
<i>Strange to think
that I could have lived here</i>

662
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,982
<i>and been part of it.</i>

663
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,952
But I don't regret Katie, you know?

664
00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,740
I mean, how could I?

665
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,952
She's the most amazing kid.

666
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,504
The weird thing is

667
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:08,965
that she reminds me
more of you than Greg.

668
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:12,893
That's probably just 'cause I love her.

669
00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,577
We should go.

670
00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:33,998
Yeah.

671
00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:36,951
- Seriously cute.
- Aw.

672
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,160
It was a ball of fluff.

673
00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,213
No, seriously.

674
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,423
Sally.
Rosie.

675
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,171
Rosie, Sally.

676
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,089
Good morning.

677
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,719
Hi.

678
00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,015
Wow.
This should be in a museum.

679
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,016
Oh, it's nothing.

680
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,985
Just quail egg and asparagus

681
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,063
in filo pastry with a
cream of rocket sauce.

682
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,525
Well, my regular is baked beans.

683
00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:12,903
Good old British baked bean.

684
00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:14,455
Zero nutritional value.

685
00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:17,032
Yeah.
But good on toast.

686
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,377
Oh, you know I can't drink.

687
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:21,870
Of course.

688
00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:25,048
But how are we going to cope
without the numbing haze of alcohol?

689
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,468
Why can't you drink?

690
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:30,759
If that's not a rude question?

691
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,054
Alex?

692
00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:38,930
What?

693
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:51,065
Didn't... Didn't...

694
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,989
Alex and I are pregnant.

695
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,738
Twelve and a half weeks in.

696
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,247
That's wonderful.

697
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,044
Congratulations.

698
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,001
Alex, you didn't tell me?

699
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,837
No, I... Sorry,
I thought I did.

700
00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,176
That's...

701
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:14,965
Oh!

702
00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:16,262
Let me help!

703
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,593
- Shit!
- Ah-ah-ah!

704
00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,053
Daddy's antique table!
Alex, quick!

705
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,847
- Oh, bollocks.
- Language, please!

706
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,810
- Oh, fuck!
- No! Why can't you just say fudge?

707
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,737
Oh, Oh.

708
00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:42,710
Look what you made me do.

709
00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:48,127
It's fine.
It's OK.

710
00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:52,629
We have Herb's vernissage
in an hour... It's...

711
00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:55,089
Everything is gonna be fine.

712
00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:13,774
I'm so sorry.

713
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,156
Sally had this planned for weeks.

714
00:53:17,157 --> 00:53:19,153
It's not for long, OK?
I promise.

715
00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:22,158
Sweetie? Dr. Jones is
by the sweet and sour prawn balls!

716
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:25,159
- Look, he's just...
- Sweetie, not now. OK?

717
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,164
But he's a senior thoracic surgeon, Alex.

718
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,591
She's right, Alex. Go on.

719
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,089
OK, let's go.
Let's go.

720
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:39,173
This image here
is one of my favourites.

721
00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:42,018
How to articulate
that transient moment

722
00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:46,186
when you see something
through the camera's eye.

723
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,185
It's a little like love at first sight.

724
00:53:49,186 --> 00:53:51,357
Stops you in your tracks.

725
00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:55,324
Suddenly you recognise it
for exactly what it is.

726
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,197
A load of bollocks.

727
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,118
Rosie! Rosie, where are you going?

728
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,372
Back home.

729
00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:08,204
And I mean England.
This is too crazy for me, OK?

730
00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:10,210
I walked straight
into the middle of something here!

731
00:54:10,211 --> 00:54:12,799
Look, it's all fine, honestly.

732
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,793
Sally and I just needed
to air some stuff!

733
00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:16,798
Oh, good, I'm glad you're fine,
'cause I'm not!

734
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,594
We were out together
the whole night, Alex!

735
00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:22,639
And all the while
your girlfriend was at
home expecting a baby!

736
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,762
- And you didn't say!
- Come on, Rosie.

737
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:25,892
Nothing happened, we were just...

738
00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:27,143
We were just having some fun.

739
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:30,226
That's what you got me
over here for then?
Just some fun?

740
00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:33,404
I wanted to see you!
For Christ sake, you're my best friend!

741
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,946
Or maybe you needed someone
from your old life to point out the truth!

742
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:43,075
- What truth?
- You're in a <i>mess,</i> Alex!

743
00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:46,326
This whole situation is
one big bloody giant mess!

744
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,455
Me?
I'm in a mess?

745
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:48,828
And you're in denial!

746
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:50,244
You're projecting!

747
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,589
OK, can we just stop
the psychobabble here

748
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,962
and just talk like English people, please!

749
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:57,215
Fine! Fine! Fine. Fine. Look.

750
00:54:57,377 --> 00:55:01,427
I was worried you might find it hard,
you know, coming here.

751
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:04,556
- Hard?
- I mean, you've had a tough time, Rosie,

752
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,559
and seeing where we live, you know,

753
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,390
our apartment, our lifestyle, it's just...

754
00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:12,397
OK! You thought I was jealous of you?

755
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,898
No.

756
00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:15,688
I pity you, Alex!

757
00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:19,366
All I see is someone compensating
for a crap personal life

758
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,068
by schmoozing his way up the career ladder!

759
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,494
Crap personal life?

760
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:26,411
All right, let's see. Um, stable
relationship with beautiful girlfriend,

761
00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:28,286
lots in common, a great circle of friends,

762
00:55:28,287 --> 00:55:30,627
a kid on the way,
who's gonna have two parents,

763
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,500
by the way, not one!

764
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:42,221
Rosie, come on, I...

765
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:43,344
Forget it, Alex!

766
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:46,309
Go ahead and climb your greasy pole!

767
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,227
You know, I will!

768
00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:49,395
Just don't come whinging to me

769
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,314
when you realise you're empty inside.

770
00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:53,308
- No danger of that!
- Good!

771
00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:56,236
- Excellent!
- Fantastic!

772
00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:43,964
Oh, no!

773
00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:46,217
Pleased to see me?

774
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:48,344
What are you doing here?

775
00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,423
You sent me Katie's drawing!

776
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,097
I got on the first flight I could!

777
00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:54,355
No! No, no, no!
I did that on a whim, OK?

778
00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:56,022
Katie drew the picture,
and it was a mistake!

779
00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,436
I never expected you
to actually show up!

780
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,439
That letter really made
me think about my life!

781
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:01,732
I wanna meet her,
Rosie! I am her dad-.

782
00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:03,609
Dad?

783
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:05,959
And what precisely
is it that you think

784
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,464
qualifies you for that title? Those?

785
00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:09,535
Where were you, Dad,

786
00:58:09,611 --> 00:58:12,205
when she woke up
with colic every night
for the first few months?

787
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,624
Or cut her first tooth,
or took her first steps?

788
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:18,749
Has anyone ever told you,
you have the most amazing eyes?

789
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:28,088
Look, I'm sorry, OK?

790
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,966
I get it, I bailed on you.
I was a total creep.

791
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:33,097
But there hasn't been a single day
in the last five years

792
00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:34,778
that I haven't wondered
what she's like.

793
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:38,019
Is she like me?
Did she luck out on the gene front?

794
00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:39,854
You're so full of shit!

795
00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:48,066
You have to give
me a chance, Rosie!

796
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,118
I can be different, I promise.

797
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:52,032
Do you want me to crawl
on my hands and knees?

798
00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:53,489
Anything, Rosie!
I'm begging you!

799
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:54,773
Just get up, you idiot! Look.

800
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:57,250
If this were about me,
I'd be driving you to
the airport right now!

801
00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:58,918
You'd be right to.

802
00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,210
One chance!

803
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,006
One chance,
but any mess-ups and you're out.

804
00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:08,337
And you be nice!

805
00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,135
And I don't just
mean average nice,

806
00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:12,929
I mean Father Christmas-Easter Bunny-
Tom Hanks-all-rolled-into-one nice!

807
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,893
- Yeah.
- And you will buy her

808
00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:18,101
the most expensive pair
of shitty pink shoes
that you can find!

809
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,683
I'm gonna Google them right now.

810
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:28,614
Woo-hoo!

811
00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:34,700
- Hi-five!
- Boo!

812
00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:49,795
Whoo!

813
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:11,946
Wait a minute.
You did what?

814
01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:14,736
Hey!

815
01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:18,331
This is a man who let
you go to casualty
on your own

816
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:19,576
in the middle of the night,

817
01:00:19,577 --> 01:00:21,247
with a condom stuck up your fanny!

818
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:22,953
He's Katie's dad.

819
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,123
You should see her little face light up
when he walks in the room!

820
01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:28,174
They're really bonding!

821
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:32,136
Of course, none of that would matter
if he had a crap bod.

822
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:34,640
He's really worked on that thing.
Wow.

823
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,183
You're evil, Rosie Dunne.

824
01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:41,722
I just want to belong
to someone, Ruby.

825
01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,974
I'm tired of waiting.

826
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,693
And it feels good with him.

827
01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,525
We're a family.

828
01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,645
Can you just stop
jumping up and down?

829
01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,389
I'm just checking everyone's here.

830
01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:26,684
Everyone being who, exactly?

831
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,147
How's the blushing bride?

832
01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:29,819
Like a mad bunny.

833
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:31,859
OK. OK.

834
01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:34,649
Oh.

835
01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:38,324
Don't take this the
wrong way, love.

836
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:44,581
But if there's any part
of you that isn't sure,
even now, say the word.

837
01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:46,957
We'll walk straight out of here,
our heads held high.

838
01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,214
So you like Greg, then?

839
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,752
Come on.
Let's get you hitched.

840
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,167
Do you like this?

841
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:12,756
Katie, would you please?

842
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,382
Mum!

843
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,548
Sorry.

844
01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:38,152
- Hello?
- Sally...

845
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:39,774
Rosie.

846
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,319
What can I do for you?

847
01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,404
Um, is Alex there?

848
01:03:44,779 --> 01:03:46,247
Did he not tell you?

849
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:47,700
<i>Tell me what?</i>

850
01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:48,999
Alex and I separated.

851
01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:50,494
What?
When?

852
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:51,954
<i>About eight weeks ago?</i>

853
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,752
Pretty much the
day of your wedding.

854
01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:56,708
Oh!

855
01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:00,794
Oh, God!

856
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:02,172
<i>What?</i>

857
01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:04,181
<i>What?</i>

858
01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,801
I think my water just broke!

859
01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:07,101
Oh, God!

860
01:04:07,218 --> 01:04:09,338
Wait, wait. Are you sure?
Maybe you just wet yourself.

861
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,724
No, I did not wet myself!
Where is Herb?

862
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,023
- Herb?
- Oh, God.

863
01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:15,018
<i>- Who, the artist?
- Herb!</i>

864
01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:17,983
It's happening!
The baby!

865
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:22,943
It's coming!
Herb!

866
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,449
Katie!

867
01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:49,613
Mum!
You're supposed to knock!

868
01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,198
The music!
It's too loud!

869
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,500
Can't hear you!
The music's too loud!

870
01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:57,412
- Don't do that!
- Yeah, this music needs to be felt.

871
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,758
Is that lipstick you're wearing?

872
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,923
Privacy, Mum! Please!

873
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,846
OK!

874
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,970
Now, have you
got the thermal underwear I gave you?

875
01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:11,925
It's the Mediterranean.

876
01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,930
Um, what about cash?
I've got some extra if you like.

877
01:06:14,931 --> 01:06:16,772
Phone chargers?
Your wallet, Dad?

878
01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,171
Rosie, it's fine.
Will you stop fussing like a mother hen?

879
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:20,776
Yes.

880
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:22,271
- Good bye!
- Love you.

881
01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,445
- Get in.
- Love you.

882
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:24,647
- Bye!
- Bye!

883
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,486
Bye.

884
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,449
<i>So my parents have sold up
and gone backpacking,</i>

885
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,660
<i>while I get to stay at home,</i>

886
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,958
<i>Nagging a 12-year-old about lipstick.</i>

887
01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:36,956
I mean, seriously,
could you find further proof

888
01:06:36,957 --> 01:06:38,953
of how fucked up my life is?

889
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:43,957
Bethany?

890
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,255
Rosie Dunne!

891
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:46,962
You work here now?

892
01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:50,385
- I just got promoted to reception.
- Ah.

893
01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,384
Congratulations!

894
01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:55,311
But you!
Your success, it's, uh... It's amazing!

895
01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:57,555
I've just flown from Morocco,

896
01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,856
tomorrow I fly out again,

897
01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:01,105
New York, Boston, Chicago, nightmare.

898
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,152
- The heart bleeds.
- Yeah.

899
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,738
Boston?
You should look up Alex.

900
01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,980
Really?

901
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,825
Alex Stewart?
You guys still keep in touch?

902
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,492
Of course.
He could do with a friendly face.

903
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,910
Great! I'll get his
details from you later!

904
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,542
Thanks. Oh.

905
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,494
Could I have some Evian
sent up to my room?

906
01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:21,204
It's the only water I can drink.

907
01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:25,004
Three bottles.
And maid service twice a day? Mmm.

908
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,336
Of course.

909
01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:32,757
That's how fucked-up your life is.

910
01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:45,437
<i>Mum!</i>

911
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,531
How is Nice?
Have you found some
good places to eat?

912
01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:55,830
Mum, are you all right?

913
01:07:57,615 --> 01:07:59,162
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

914
01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,126
I'm...

915
01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:06,591
Mum, what is it?

916
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,257
<i>It's bad news for you.</i>

917
01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:12,680
Mum?

918
01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,641
Mum, what is it?

919
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,651
Hey.

920
01:09:16,361 --> 01:09:17,738
Really?

921
01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:20,114
Yeah.

922
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:31,126
When I heard,
the years fell away, I was...

923
01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,133
I was a fucked-up
kid all over again.

924
01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:39,305
Hero worshipping this
amazing dad you had.

925
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,113
Sorry.

926
01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:04,117
I never got to say goodbye.

927
01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,289
Hey, come here.
Come here, you.

928
01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,666
Hey. Shh.

929
01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:18,473
Hey, hey!
Hands off my woman!

930
01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:26,351
I've just been chatting to your cousin.
She is such a bore.

931
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:31,353
- Seriously?
Are you pissed?

932
01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:36,365
I find funerals really difficult, Alex.

933
01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:39,240
Ah, 'cause Rosie, I mean,
she's having a great time.

934
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,703
You know what?
Fuck you!

935
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,072
Please?

936
01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:47,210
Thanks for turning up.
We both really appreciate your support.

937
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,504
Let's go, come on.

938
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,142
<i>Rosie,</i>

939
01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:09,308
<i>you deserve someone
who loves you with every
beat of his heart,</i>

940
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,772
<i>someone who'll always
be there for you,</i>

941
01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:13,774
<i>and who'll love every part of you...</i>

942
01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:41,506
Mum! I'm not going
without my grey skinny jeans!

943
01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:43,557
All right!
I'll get them for you!

944
01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:03,823
"Rosie, you deserve someone who..."

945
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:05,322
Anything for me?

946
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:08,162
Uh, yeah, just this one.

947
01:12:12,411 --> 01:12:13,663
From Dad.

948
01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:16,340
In France, the day before he died.

949
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,417
- Oh, God, don't read that.
- What?

950
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,545
Well, it'll upset you.

951
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:23,798
I'm already upset.

952
01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:25,967
Right.

953
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,354
Do you want me to stay?

954
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:33,812
Funnily enough, no.

955
01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:37,653
OK. Well, call me if you
need anything, OK?

956
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:53,748
<i>Dear Rosie, I can't believe it.</i>

957
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:59,417
<i>Here I am at last,
finally walking the Mediterranean coast.</i>

958
01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:04,760
<i>I've lost count of the years
I've waited for this moment.</i>

959
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,259
<i>Somehow life got in the way.</i>

960
01:13:07,341 --> 01:13:09,969
<i>And it was all good,
I don't regret a minute of it,</i>

961
01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:13,143
<i>but we forget our
dreams at our peril.</i>

962
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,475
<i>I know you had yours, too,</i>

963
01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:18,357
<i>and it must feel sometimes
like they're gone for good.</i>

964
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:22,570
<i>But I'm so proud
of the woman you've become, Rosie,</i>

965
01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,694
<i>of the mother you've been to Katie.</i>

966
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,246
<i>What I once said
about you is still true,</i>

967
01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:32,917
<i>there's nothing you can't do
if you put your mind to it.</i>

968
01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:37,038
<i>So keep chasing those dreams,
will you, darling?</i>

969
01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:40,340
<i>For my sake, Dad.</i>

970
01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:55,981
How can someone just
not be there any more?

971
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:01,395
Fuck knows.

972
01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:09,404
At least he did
everything he wanted.

973
01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:11,827
He didn't forget his dreams.

974
01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:19,254
What if I told you

975
01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,666
I was gonna use my share

976
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,423
of the money from the house

977
01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:27,721
and get myself a hotel?

978
01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:30,424
Somewhere simple but...

979
01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,098
But my own place.

980
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,726
I think that would be awesome, Mum.

981
01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:47,776
<i>Rosie, I understand that
you haven't been in touch.</i>

982
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:51,063
<i>And I just need to know one thing.</i>

983
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:54,869
<i>Are you happy with him?</i>

984
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,298
<i>There's not much
I got right in my life,
but this family,</i>

985
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,713
<i>somehow we're making it work.</i>

986
01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:08,467
<i>So I guess the one word answer
to your question should be,</i>

987
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:10,548
<i>"Yes."</i>

988
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,473
- Hey!
- Hi.

989
01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:22,602
So look at this.
The Sweetlands Hotel.

990
01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:24,187
That's where we had
our end of school dance!

991
01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:26,068
Ah. They just joined our group.

992
01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,070
And I was just checking for discounts,

993
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:30,322
and I found this booking...

994
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:32,907
That's Greg's name!

995
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:36,119
- The bridal suite, for this weekend!
- Mm-hmm.

996
01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:38,451
He's already up there on business.

997
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,413
Do you think... For our anniversary?

998
01:15:43,456 --> 01:15:44,924
Oh!

999
01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:46,921
- It's him.
- Mmm.

1000
01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:51,468
Hey!

1001
01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:52,844
<i>Hey, gorgeous.</i>

1002
01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:55,893
<i>Uh, listen, I'm gonna
have to stay here
a few extra nights,</i>

1003
01:15:56,218 --> 01:15:58,514
<i>the guys need me
to check out some more venues.</i>

1004
01:15:58,515 --> 01:16:00,513
<i>Um, can you take Katie
and go to your Mum's,</i>

1005
01:16:00,514 --> 01:16:03,063
<i>and then I can swing by on Sunday
and pick you up?</i>

1006
01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:05,978
<i>Babe?</i>

1007
01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:08,522
Fine.

1008
01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:10,692
<i>Cool, see you later, then.</i>

1009
01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:13,072
- Talk later.
- Bye.

1010
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:18,828
Check the booking.

1011
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:25,331
Here it is.
Bridal suite for two,

1012
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,462
checked in two hours ago...

1013
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,965
Oh, Rosie, I'm...

1014
01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:53,363
Rosie! Rosie?
What are you going to say?

1015
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:03,953
Fuck!

1016
01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:09,644
"Rosie,

1017
01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:13,443
"you deserve someone who loves you
with every beat of his heart.

1018
01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:16,025
"Someone who will always
be there for you,

1019
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,202
"and who will love every part of you,
especially your flaws.

1020
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:22,498
<i>"I know Katie needs her dad.
I don't want to intrude.</i>

1021
01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:24,746
<i>"So if this is all wrong,
just ignore it</i>

1022
01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:27,075
<i>"and I promise
I'll never broach the subject again.</i>

1023
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,627
<i>"Greg's not the man
for you, Rosie.</i>

1024
01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:33,592
<i>"Twice I've let you
slip through my fingers.</i>

1025
01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:36,170
<i>"Let's stop being afraid
and take the chance.</i>

1026
01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:38,472
<i>"I know now I can
make you happy.</i>

1027
01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,174
<i>"Call me if you feel
the same way.</i>

1028
01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:42,680
<i>"Love, Alex."</i>

1029
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,352
Bethany?

1030
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,604
What are you doing there?

1031
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,648
<i>I live here now.
I moved in.</i>

1032
01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:36,863
<i>Look who it is, Mr Schnuffs!</i>

1033
01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,191
Mr Schnuffs?

1034
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,071
<i>Rosie?</i>

1035
01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:45,698
<i>Uh...</i>

1036
01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:51,863
<i>Hey... Baby,
that thing we were talking about earlier.</i>

1037
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,752
- Yeah.
- Ask her now.

1038
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,966
Schnuffie...

1039
01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:58,718
<i>Um...</i>

1040
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,763
<i>Bethany and me,</i>

1041
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:05,267
<i>Uh, we thought,
why hang around, you know,</i>

1042
01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:08,851
<i>um, so,
she started organising the whole thing,</i>

1043
01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:12,479
<i>but then Phil said no,
so your name came up, obviously.</i>

1044
01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:15,898
<i>We're getting married!</i>

1045
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,151
<i>The Wedding's next week.</i>

1046
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:21,484
<i>It's fast, but we need to fit it in
before New York Fashion</i> Week.

1047
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,778
<i>And you have to
be our best man!</i>

1048
01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:26,247
<i>I mean, you are a girl but... Right?</i>

1049
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:28,874
<i>This is all because of you, Rosie.
You told me to come here.</i>

1050
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,877
<i>It wouldn't have happened
if it wasn't for you!
Thank you!</i>

1051
01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:33,541
Hmm.

1052
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,791
It is so great
having you <i>as</i> a friend.

1053
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:40,510
I mean, every time
something goes wrong in my life,

1054
01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:41,803
all I got to do is look at yours

1055
01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:43,797
and it puts everything into perspective.

1056
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:46,801
He proposed to her on a boat.

1057
01:20:46,802 --> 01:20:50,430
It's like Kate and Leonardo
in that scene on the deck.

1058
01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,439
- The Titanic.
- Mm-hmm.

1059
01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:54,437
How appropriate.

1060
01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:56,860
Look, Alex is yours,
he always has been.

1061
01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,778
This is just proof of ownership.

1062
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,822
He wrote that months ago!

1063
01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:04,531
- And anyway he's my best friend!
- No!

1064
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,822
I'm your best friend!
Get it yet?

1065
01:21:08,947 --> 01:21:10,620
We just keep missing each other-.

1066
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:13,915
Maybe we're just not meant to be.

1067
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,706
Right.
Let me just try and explain this

1068
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:18,230
in a language you might understand.

1069
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,843
Ship.
Iceberg.

1070
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,835
Ship hits iceberg.

1071
01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:26,181
Mayhem, horror, ocean of ice

1072
01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:29,309
and then Alex on the last lifeboat.

1073
01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:31,436
One space left.
Is it Bethany?

1074
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:34,268
Or Rosie?

1075
01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:37,271
Who's it going to be?

1076
01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:42,781
What?
You're immigrating now?

1077
01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,984
Less time, more outfits.
You're paying excess.

1078
01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:46,868
What's this?
A school outing?

1079
01:21:46,869 --> 01:21:49,830
I couldn't leave her behind
and wherever Katie goes, Toby goes.

1080
01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:51,907
Oh, are you two an item now?

1081
01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:53,868
- No way. We're friends.
- No way. We're friends.

1082
01:21:53,869 --> 01:21:55,289
God give me strength.

1083
01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:57,089
- Well, come on, we're really late.
- Relax.

1084
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:58,871
I hate arriving early,

1085
01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:01,432
and besides, we have
a five or six hour cushion
on the other side.

1086
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,139
- Um, sorry, what's going on?
- Volcanic ash.

1087
01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:12,344
I need to go to Boston!

1088
01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,806
I'm afraid it's a five
to six hour delay.

1089
01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:15,888
Sir, I understand your frustration...

1090
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:17,607
I think your cushion just burst.

1091
01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,195
Slow down!
I'm not wearing a sports bra!

1092
01:22:29,319 --> 01:22:31,321
OK, you guys, get your stuff!

1093
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:32,905
Katie move it!

1094
01:22:32,906 --> 01:22:34,032
I'm coming,
I'm coming!

1095
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,451
Ruby, come on!

1096
01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:36,834
Mum!

1097
01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:41,877
And you thought the
flight was rough.

1098
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,928
You'll have to get dressed in the van!
We are so late!

1099
01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:52,843
Excuse me?

1100
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,223
You get everything
the wrong way round over here.

1101
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:55,928
- And you are?
- Ruby.

1102
01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:57,089
A pleasure to meet you, Ruby.

1103
01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:58,140
Likewise.

1104
01:22:58,223 --> 01:22:59,566
Will you marry me?

1105
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:00,642
Yeah.

1106
01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,691
What?
That's not... That's not fair!

1107
01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,864
That's not...
It can't be that easy, it's not...

1108
01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:19,962
I think she wants
all the women around her to look fat.

1109
01:23:19,963 --> 01:23:21,671
Well, it works.

1110
01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:38,563
No, no, you don't know how hard it is.

1111
01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:01,999
<i>Final word of warning.</i>

1112
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,215
<i>Alex can hold his drink
to an almost lethal degree,</i>

1113
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:07,002
as I discovered on my 18th birthday,

1114
01:24:07,003 --> 01:24:10,345
when he decided a night
of tequila slammers
was the way to go.

1115
01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:12,009
Whoo!

1116
01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,971
Well, you know
when people say that
they were so drunk,

1117
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,290
that the whole night is a blank

1118
01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:19,013
and you always go, "No way, not possible."

1119
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:22,267
Well, believe me, it's possible.

1120
01:24:34,194 --> 01:24:35,662
Choosing a...

1121
01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:39,792
Choosing the person
that you want to share your life with

1122
01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:46,045
is one of the most important decisions
any of us makes,

1123
01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:48,584
ever.

1124
01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:52,388
Because when it's wrong,

1125
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,757
it turns your life to grey.

1126
01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:56,975
And sometimes...

1127
01:24:57,050 --> 01:25:00,020
Sometimes you don't even notice

1128
01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,893
until you wake up one morning

1129
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:04,433
and realise years have gone by.

1130
01:25:06,184 --> 01:25:08,061
We both know about
that one, Alex.

1131
01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:15,529
Your friendship has brought
glorious Technicolor to my life.

1132
01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:19,080
It's been there even in
the darkest of times.

1133
01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:22,580
And I am the luckiest
person alive for that gift.

1134
01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:27,172
I hope I didn't take
it for granted.

1135
01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:30,087
I think maybe I did.

1136
01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:33,085
Because sometimes you don't see

1137
01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:35,259
that the best thing
that's ever happened to you

1138
01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:38,092
is sitting there, right under your nose.

1139
01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:41,970
But that's fine, too.

1140
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,515
It really is.

1141
01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:47,358
Because I've realised that

1142
01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:51,313
no matter where you are

1143
01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:55,651
or what you're doing,
or who you're with,

1144
01:25:58,111 --> 01:25:59,704
I will always

1145
01:26:01,198 --> 01:26:04,122
honestly, truly.

1146
01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:07,837
Completely love you.

1147
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:28,480
Like a sister loves a brother

1148
01:26:29,601 --> 01:26:31,603
and a friend loves a friend.

1149
01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:36,741
I'll always stand guard
over your dreams, Alex.

1150
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:41,163
No matter how weird
or twisted they get.

1151
01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:49,171
So, please, everybody,

1152
01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:51,623
join me in a toast.

1153
01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:54,592
To the bride and groom.

1154
01:26:55,585 --> 01:26:57,428
To the bride and groom!

1155
01:27:07,973 --> 01:27:09,533
Come on, show me what you've got!

1156
01:27:09,683 --> 01:27:11,105
No, please!
Well, OK then!

1157
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:12,185
Ready?

1158
01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:14,438
Here we go.
You like it?

1159
01:27:54,436 --> 01:27:56,063
Baby, baby, what's up?

1160
01:28:03,236 --> 01:28:04,453
Katie?

1161
01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:09,084
- Katie just...
- She just went through here!

1162
01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:11,002
Katie?

1163
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,209
Mum?

1164
01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,875
What are you doing out here?

1165
01:28:20,587 --> 01:28:21,759
Huh?

1166
01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:24,262
Toby kissed me, Mum.

1167
01:28:24,263 --> 01:28:25,429
Oh.

1168
01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:28,553
Is that such a bad thing?

1169
01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:30,309
Of course it is.

1170
01:28:32,265 --> 01:28:34,142
Hey. Look, I...

1171
01:28:34,392 --> 01:28:37,316
I was watching you two tonight.
You're good together.

1172
01:28:38,271 --> 01:28:39,818
You're a team.

1173
01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:41,278
Don't you get it?

1174
01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:44,448
It would be like you two
kissing or something.

1175
01:28:45,278 --> 01:28:47,280
I'll just tell him to
forget the whole thing.

1176
01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:51,535
Katie, that...

1177
01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:53,489
That would be a big mistake.

1178
01:28:55,288 --> 01:28:56,915
Look, if you reject him now,

1179
01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:59,835
he's gonna make it
his life's mission to go out there

1180
01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:02,216
and meet the most perfect,
beautiful girl in the world

1181
01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:03,797
just to try and get over you.

1182
01:29:05,966 --> 01:29:08,765
And he'll end up marrying
this other woman

1183
01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:11,104
and spending the rest
of his life with her.

1184
01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:14,858
And you know,
he'll tell himself that
she's perfect and...

1185
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:20,189
He really must be happy,

1186
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,697
but she won't be you, you know?

1187
01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:28,200
But you two never actually kissed?

1188
01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:30,449
- Did you?
- Of course not.

1189
01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:37,172
Katie?

1190
01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:38,419
Toby!

1191
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:42,385
I'm really sorry.
Let's just pretend it never happened...

1192
01:29:51,136 --> 01:29:52,353
Alex?

1193
01:29:58,351 --> 01:30:03,403
I only realised, uh,
tonight that you forgot.

1194
01:30:06,985 --> 01:30:08,737
Your 18th birthday,

1195
01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:12,450
about five tequila slammers in, I think,

1196
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:18,334
<i>before you fell off the stool...</i>

1197
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:25,383
So that's why you took
Bethany to the dance.

1198
01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:32,803
And you went with Greg.

1199
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,896
Well, bye.

1200
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,438
OK.

1201
01:31:41,037 --> 01:31:42,664
Cheers!

1202
01:31:48,461 --> 01:31:49,804
It's so nice.

1203
01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,549
Your own hotel, darling.

1204
01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:54,509
Your father would
be so proud of you.

1205
01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:12,452
Babe! Babe!
We've got a visitor!

1206
01:32:22,829 --> 01:32:24,251
Do you have a room?

1207
01:32:25,498 --> 01:32:26,966
Yes, of course.

1208
01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:29,085
A single, for one night.

1209
01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:34,508
Welcome!
You are our first guest.

1210
01:32:46,352 --> 01:32:47,899
Have we met before?

1211
01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:53,027
The condom came
off inside my vagina

1212
01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:55,237
and at present
I'm unable to locate it!

1213
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:00,367
I don't think so.

1214
01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:03,537
Ruby, would you please
see our guest upstairs to his room?

1215
01:33:03,787 --> 01:33:04,879
Of course.

1216
01:33:05,205 --> 01:33:06,297
And free champagne!

1217
01:33:06,831 --> 01:33:08,754
All right, follow me and then...

1218
01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:13,346
Yeah, a brand new bed, and...

1219
01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:15,344
It's massive and you
get to see the sea.

1220
01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:16,850
And it's... It's really pretty.

1221
01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:18,552
You'll love it.
You'll love it.

1222
01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:49,582
Uh...

1223
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:50,713
Hi.

1224
01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:53,261
Hi...

1225
01:33:56,923 --> 01:33:58,049
Uh...

1226
01:34:04,597 --> 01:34:05,598
Hey, guys!

1227
01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:07,734
- No, I want to see him!
- Come on, out. No, out.

1228
01:34:07,809 --> 01:34:09,169
I said out!
Come on, out, out, out!

1229
01:34:09,310 --> 01:34:10,903
No, but I...

1230
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:16,447
Um...

1231
01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:18,407
So, I, uh...

1232
01:34:18,611 --> 01:34:20,488
I guess I need a room.

1233
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:22,786
Any baggage?

1234
01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:25,793
No.

1235
01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:28,334
I left it behind.

1236
01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:30,878
So your wife...

1237
01:34:32,083 --> 01:34:33,630
Won't be joining me.

1238
01:34:36,629 --> 01:34:38,631
We both knew it wasn't right.

1239
01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:44,186
Sea view or garden view?

1240
01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:46,765
I... recommend the sea.

1241
01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:51,645
Um, sea it is.

1242
01:34:54,230 --> 01:34:56,699
One room with sea view.

1243
01:34:57,650 --> 01:35:00,654
Um, Ruby would you mind
showing our guest upstairs

1244
01:35:00,655 --> 01:35:02,655
to his room? Please.

1245
01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:07,035
Sorry, chief,
but I'm really busy doing
the files right now.

1246
01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:12,957
Um, please, follow me.

1247
01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:22,843
So, I had this weird dream
on the plane over...

1248
01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:25,140
Let me guess,
you were a clip on the seatbelts?

1249
01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:26,312
No, I know,

1250
01:35:26,387 --> 01:35:28,680
you were, um, a valve in
those annoying fans

1251
01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,081
that blow cold air on you?
I can never turn those things off.

1252
01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,574
No.

1253
01:35:40,485 --> 01:35:41,702
No, uh...

1254
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,708
I was me.

1255
01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:50,754
And you were you,

1256
01:35:52,705 --> 01:35:55,709
standing where you
are right now, perfect.

1257
01:35:59,712 --> 01:36:03,967
And I took you in my arms,
in a manly kind of way.

1258
01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:06,765
Like this.

1259
01:36:07,804 --> 01:36:09,397
<i>And said,</i>

1260
01:36:12,475 --> 01:36:16,446
"Rosie Dunne,
can I take you to the dance?"

1261
01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:22,155
Better late than never.