In this vast universe
each planet looks lonely
solitary and disparate
So boring
In fact, their orbits affect, attract,
cross and overshadow one another
We earthlings are the same way
Our meetings and partings
have been pure-arranged
by the irresistible
Laws of Attraction
Earth date: 2016
Time: 10:20:30am
Place: Sai Kung, Hong Kong
What a clear day! The sun shines brightly
Everything is filled with life and hope
That's fine, too
A fresh start
What happened?
What's going on?
Where am I?
This man, who has been kicked in the nuts
For now we'll call him "Minion"
He's always been a character
See
him dare to race a Lamborghini
You can tell he acts without thinking
He was worse as a baby
Unmoved by anything
except females,
he would rush headlong to them
with no regard for his life
But unfortunately
he would never end up with a woman
Women
are his downfall
and his curse
He could never raise his head
in front of a woman
Who are you?
Why did you kick me?
This screaming person is Ding
She's been quirky since birth
even eating a hamburger
from the inside out
She loved to photograph people
but only ugly people
and only at their worst
When she looks at her work
she would snicker proudly
Look at her
Stop it; that's gross
Ding loved to draw with chalk
but not on paper
What's wrong with you?
I'm helping you
Be quiet, okay?
So you agree
Are you nuts?
Where's my phone?
Who am I?
You know who I am?
Yes
Can you please tell me?
But please don't scream
You forgot who you are?
Sir, I think you have amnesia
I don't know you well
but I know who you are
Then, who am I?
A kidnapper
Kid Rapper?
Kidnapper
A criminal
Scum
Who are you?
From how hot I am, of course I'm the
hot-stage
I'm the kidnapper and you're the hostage
Then why am I the one with a bloody face?
You really want to know the truth?
Come; look sharp
Wait
Yes?
I'm the kidnapper and you're the hostage
I let you go, you call the police, what then?
I won't
Why should I trust you?
Tell me: what is this?
A smile?
A word
I'm a woman of my word
I'll never call the police
I trust you
All the way around
Excuse me, how much longer will you be?
Poor thing, with your amnesia
Why don't I
tell you what happened last night?
It was a dark and stormy night
You mean, last night
Yes
You and your cohorts
captured a
piteous sex kitten,
intending to blackmail her father
Who's the sex kitten?
Me, of course
I can't get into character
You have no taste
Last night, your cohorts coveted my sexiness
and tried to molest me
Fortunately you had a conscience
and reached out to help me
But right away you got knocked out
No way; I'm better than that
I had cohorts, right?
With these injuries
It must have been one against six
I think, it must have been dangerous
My cohorts were big, strong fighters
Mean and vicious
But
this kung-fu master easily defeated them all
Amnesia doesn't affect one's ego
Why did we kidnap you?
Are you from a rich family?
Money is important
but clearly you were taken by my beauty
I just have amnesia; I'm not stupid
Forget it
Get out of here
When I regain my memory
you'll be in trouble
Am I mistaken? You're giving up?
Remember you vowed to be
the meanest kidnapper
What?
You said I kidnapped you yesterday
How would you know my goal?
From your looks:
all brawn, no brain
What else can you be,
a swimmer?
You kidnapped me; I'm your responsibility
I can't release you?
Who's heard of a hostage who won't go?
Let me go and I'll call the police
You
Work with me
From now on
I'm the boss; work for me
What nonsense are you saying?
Let me be honest
I want to teach my dad a lesson
He is mean, cold, arrogant and has OCD
Linda
Sir
Who moved my pen?
Maybe the cleaning lady shifted it
Tell her not to touch my stuff
Yes, sir
After mom died
he hired pretty secretaries at the office
He seems to be a proper businessman
but really is an evil arms dealer
Arms, as in weapons used in war
At home, he ignores me
even when I cook for him
We haven't shared a meal in years
My heart went cold
So I ran away from home
Since you've kidnapped me
just complete the deal
Continue the kidnap and blackmail
But I have amnesia
It's okay
Call me Boss; I'll treat you well
We'll split the ransom 50-50
But a kidnapper
calling his hostage "Boss"
seems wrong
- So will you do it? - Boss
Louder
Boss
Evenlouder
Boss
With feeling
Boss
Good; let me stop your bleeding
Boss, are you sure this works?
Grandma said, hitting the head with slippers
increases bloodflow and eases the liver
It even cures craziness
I need to stop bloodflow, not increase it
My mistake
What?
Grandma said, only a wooden clog works
Boss
I think the bleeding stopped; look
Amazing; it worked
with just one look
Let me see.
Not bad; amnesia hasn't made you stupid
Come
I have a traditional, ancient method
to completely sanitize the wound
Ancient method
Look, the bleeding has stopped
Don't wash it off
As criminals
should we focus on the next step?
You are right
but I'm getting hungry
Let's eat
But hostage and kidnapper lunching together
might be too high-profile?
You think people might still recognize you?
What do you think?
Let's go
Boss, don't go too far
I'm still dizzy
Young people complain too much
How can you do great things with me?
Where is there a restaurant?
How would I know?
I moved here just a few days ago
Boss
How about here?
Smells great
Let's eat here
Ma'am, is he ill?
- He's not crying - You're right
What did you feed him this morning?
Why is he so quiet today?
Here
are your fish balls
Thank you, Wah
Wah
give us some extras
I've given you two extra fish bal
and two pieces of turnip
Give us two slices of fish loaf
Quickly now
You win
Thank you
What will you have, beautiful couple?
I know
The bill, please
- Here - Thank you
Well?
Fish balls in wide rice noodles
ls not what we want
Two bowls of beef brisket in wide noodles
My fish balls are wonderful
They have over 20 years' history; try some
That's Fish Balls Wah
His wife ran off years ago
He is proudest of having raised
his daughter by making fish balls
His only hobbies are getting haircuts
and shaving when he doesn't have hair
Try some
Fish balls are fishy; I hate them
Young lady, these fish balls aren't fishy
they are unique to this shop
Do you know why?
Because this place is full of love
Make her a bowl
Young people will grow into the taste
No, thanks
Eat; eat up
I'll give you some fish balls
Thank you
Oh, yeah
Ms Sylvie sticks her nose everywhere
She loves to get to the bottom of things
including the bottom can when she shops
She is super trendy
Her recent hobby is selfies
with handsome young Korean stars
In fact
her love-at-first-sig ht husband
was once handsome
Handsomely plump, that is
Would you like a salted lemon 7 Up?
I'm incredible; let me teach you
Curry fish balls
Sure; in addition, I have
pork blood, pork skin, chicken wingtips
plus my secret brisket sauce: "DaeBak"!
Amazing; you speak Korean, "DaeBak"!
Ms Goldie, we all watch Korean dramas
All I know is " Eotteokhae"
Ms Goldie, of course, is Ms Sylvie's elder sister
Her greatest daily mission
is peeking into people's secrets
Nothing in the neighbourhood escapes her
If voyeurism were a university subject
Ms Goldie would have a Master's degree
No, she'd be a professor
Her universe revolved around her husband
until one day
he encountered a wet sink...
Thank goodness I'm okay
Honey, is it fixed?
...and a reckless wife
And just like that,
since her husband's death,
she moved in with her sister
and the gossiping continued
Have a seat, Sis
Ma'am, what does "Eotteokhae" mean?
It means "What shall we do?"
Fish Ball Wah, the usual
Then he is really " Eotteokhae"
He's crying again, Ma'am
That twisted face belongs to Juliana
their helper
who works harder than an ox
Her career in Indonesia is a mystery for now
She works hard, eats little, is strong
With a Chinese mother, Filipino father
and Thai husband in Indonesia
is she an Indonesian or Thai maid?
She loves to sit on the roof, overseeing everyone
This loud crier is Ms Sylvie's son
Sean Paul
No one can stop his crying
Only this tablet will do the job
"Eotteokhae" is so happy now
Sir
Deaf Granny
What would you like today?
How much?
I said, what do you want to eat today?
$50? So expensive
I'll take $20 worth of fish balls
You seldom buy so many.
Sister, look at Deaf Granny
I haven't seen her so happy in a long time
Of course; her granddaughter is visiting
They're much better
than her children, who neglect her
What terrible children
This is a happy day
It's my treat
Losing money again
It's a miracle the shop still survives
Daughter, you're going on another trip?
I'm moving out; never coming back
Moving out?
Daughter
where will you move to?
I'm moving in with my husband
We're marrying in two days
Who are you marrying?
And when?
Is it the boy who took you home last time?
That was the Uber driver
Kelvin lives in the Mid-levels
I'm ashamed to tell him where I live
Our home is a bit old
but it's acceptable
If you want to live more comfortably
I can get someone in to renovate
You just don't understand
Wait for me
I'll close up and come meet your fiance'
Neighbours, pardon me but today...
Don't bother
I never said I'd bring you to meet him
Daughter, listen to me
A woman must not marry the wrong man
After your mom died
I should have taken better care of you
You should talk
Mom married you, a penniless fool
and suffered all her life
I know how to choose who to marry
Don't you worry about me
In any case, bring me to see
your fiancé
Give me a break
Just stay with your fishy stall
What a bad daughter! Rue the day you were born
You know what, shut the f**k up, okay?
It's none of your business
All you do is cheat us out of freebies
Eat your noodles
Utter nonsense
You're talking to me?
So you admit it
How I talk to my dad is not your business
Matronly bitch
It was none of my business
but your loudness and rudeness
affected my appetite; get it?
What do you know about my family?
I don't have to know much about you
All I know is, you treat him badly
he will be in a bad mood
then the food he cooks won't be good
then I don't eat well
Tell me that doesn't affect me
And look at him
He's not long for this world
You're sending him to an early grave
Yes; it's better if he dies sooner
I don't have to explain to my husband
You bad daughter! I'm going to kill you
Don't
Low-key!
Hit me, and I'll call the cops
Go ahead
Don't hit my daughter
It's not her fault
I didn't teach her right
You're all nuts; stay out of my business
Don't come to my wedding to shame me
Are you okay, Wah?
I'm fine
pardon me, Neighbours
I'm closing for the day
I'm starving
Chocolate cone
Ok!
Sir
How much?
Good to see you again, Handsome
You recognize me?
Of course I do, Handsome
Then who am I?
Please tell me who I am
Sir
A bottle of water, please
Good to see you again, Handsome
You call everyone Handsome?
He is handsome
The police are on a missing persons case
The missing person is slim, has a round face
and was wearing a pink jacket
white shirt
blue jeans
Please call the police if you see this person
Keep the change
Thanks
Boss, we've been made! Run!
Wait
What do you mean?
You're on the news, Boss
What news?
The TV news
Calm down; I'm here
Ice-cream cone
Boss, you are so cool
Change doesn't scare you
Here you go
Respect
I love chocolate ice-cream cones
Are you eating it upside down?
How do rockets take off?
Like that
They can't take off without a countdown
Without taking off, how can the journey begin?
So calm down; I'm here
Yes
What are you doing?
These are Double Pops, meant to be a pair
Why do you pull them apart to eat?
They'll be together again in my stomach
No
Not only do you have amnesia, your brain is busted
You can't appreciate the dessert in front of you
Calm down; how many times have I told you
I am here
- Hold it. - I told you not to walk so fast
Are you okay?
I'm fine
Are you hurt?
Thank her
Thank you
Good boy
This is for you
For me?
It's beautiful! Thank you
Let's go, then
Goodbye
I told you to be careful
You almost got hurt
I can't believe you're doing this to your dad
I hate dads who don't love their kids
My balloon
Catch
I'll return it later
Boss
I brought back your rocket
$20 each
Sis, look at that
Buck teeth and so thin
He calls himself a god
He needs braces first
I think Korean stars look better
They have skin like babies and big chests
Ma'am
This is better than photos
What do you mean?
Right
Kiss him
Higher
Lower
Now that's meat
What a piece of meat
They're muscles
Muscles
That is not human
Not at all
Then what is he?
A man?
Ridiculous
You're married but I'm not. Leave
Don't take the best spot; let me see
Minion, come here
Come here
Come here now
Yes, Boss?
You called
Sit down
Yes?
Why are you naked out there?
I was taking a shower
Don't you know
it affects my work
Why?
Why are you smiling, Boss?
Boss
Let me tell you
From now on
I'm the Boss; you're my Minion
Don't think random thoughts, okay?
What?
With this bandage on,
you are mine
Hello
We live next door
We met at Fish Ball Wah's stall
I'm Goldie
I'm Sylvie, her younger sister
We came to...
Borrow sugar, since you're so sweet
I came to borrow chili, since you're so hot
Yes
Ma'am
Their door opens easily
Do you need that fixed?
No, thanks
My helper Juliana
Behind her, my son Sean Paul
How long
have you
moved in here?
We've never met
A few days ago
No wonder
No one in the area
can escape my prying eYes
But I'd never seen you
Sean Paul, don't cry
Here's your favourite tablet
How are you related?
She's my Boss...
We're newlyweds
I'm Honey
He's Baby
You're lying
I've looked through the place
There are no wedding photos
Just women's clothing
Not even men's underwear
Incredible
Do you go commando?
I wear underwear
He's wearing them
Do you share a private secret?
Do you?
We
You answer
I want you to answer
"Son Kills Parents for inheritance"
Our families had an incestuous tragedy
My father and his mother
tried to stop our love, forcing us to elope
Your father
His mother are so cruel
Passionate lovers
Liars
They don't look like lovers
They're not holding hands
Right
Now they are
They're not hugging
Right
Now they are
They're not kissing
Right
Now they are
They're not sleeping together
Enough
Are you stupid?
They did, last night
Very excitedly, too
Like a love-storm
Yes, we're about to make another love-storm
It was so exciting
Can you help us?
Go peek at them
choose a good spot
Have you gotten everything? Let's go
I took everything
even the spatula
Nothing is left
Boss, you're amazing
We lost money on this one
Yes, we don't know what else they took
You have sex on your mind
What did I do now?
Boss, why did you tie me up?
You my lose control,
like your cohort
You're sleeping in the bathroom tonight
What's Wrong?
Breakfast time
Great
Then go cook it
Boss
Your breakfast. Let's eat
Why do you eat your sausage like that?
It tastes best this way
Hurry UP
We need to work on the ransom note
Write in blood
They can trace my handwriting
I'll write with my left hand
"You...
Letters in blood are too trite
What shall we do, then?
Text, of course; use emojis
What are you typing?
"A man made your daughter pregnant
"He dumps his wife and child
"and forces her into prostitution
"for $2800 a pop"
Boss?
'Wrong! "How?
Pay attention
"I have captured your darling daughter
"By 3pm on the 17th, if you
"don't personally put $28 million cash
"at the phone booth at Kowloon Peak
"I will chop your daughter into meat sauce
"Call the cops and your family will all die
"To respond, call your daughter"
- That's what it means? - Of course
Then, what are these?
Curse words; hurry, send it to him
Mr Ding, you have a message
It's from your daughter
Ignore her
I'll go to the airport now
get the car
Yes, Mr Ding
He's received the message
but never called back
What are we missing?
I know
We lack power
That's it
A death video
Death Video Version One
Action
Daddy! Save me, Daddy
Listen, you, her father
If by tomorrow
3pm
you don't bring $28 million in cash
personally to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak
I will chop up your daughter into pieces
Daddy! Save me, Daddy
I'm gonna die
Stop screaming
Shut up
If you don't show up
You will see my cruel side
Daddy! Save me
Not much atmosphere and not exciting enough
He dares to belittle us
We must scare him to death
Let's add some music
Sure; what music is best?
I tell you
If by 3pm tomorrow you don't bring
$28 million to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak
I will kill your daughter
Help! Daddy save me!
Shut up
Daddy save me!
Shut up
Daddy save me!
Shut up
Save me
Help
If you don't come,
Daughter bye-bye
Daddy
Save me
Much better
Something else seems to be missing
We should scare him with violence and gore
Wouldn't that be too cruel?
Don't you get it? Do it by computer
W@$&(@(eh@)$@&!)#*$&°/o)!
Daddy, Save me
The only thing missing
is to make the theme pop
Daddy, Save me
Listen
If by 3pm tomorrow you don't bring
$28 million to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak
I will kill your daughter
and force her into prostitution
Help, Daddy!
Shut up
Something seems wrong
No, it looks professional
The lighting is well done
Yes, our young people are incredible
Even their films are extra sexy
It would be better without the grid
Right, Sis?
We were just entertaining ourselves
Really
You're here to borrow things again?
No
We're here to invite you both
to dine at our home this evening
Thanks; we're busy
Don't be shy with me
I just want to play host
and treat you to a nice meal
so when we borrow things later
we won't feel guilt
Right
We're serving abalone
Great! See you tonight
It's a deal
Are you hungry?
Ma'am
You're mistaken; that's not abalone
It's just bologne
Shut up
Don't you have work to do?
Bring it to my dad
Linda
A mysterious man brought a package for Sir
That's eerie
Could there be a bomb inside?
Does this contain a virus?
Let's re-wrap it
Let Sir take care of it when he gets back
Honey
Where are my slippers?
Sir! You're home
Juliana, where are my slippers?
Hunky Boy is wearing them
Wear another pair
Hunky BOY
He, with the centre-parting
and perverted smile, is Sylvie's husband Fred
He is a wig salesman
He believes he and his wife's love is like a wig
Glued on strong, with no split ends
Even his hobby is hair-related
I loves to smell others' hair
I want to tell you
The breast is supple and tender
I know but don't rub it so much
You'll get it wet
This is my home; it's okay to get wet
No, then we have to dry it
What's wrong with wetness? Don't worry
No; it's no good if it's too wet
It's ok.
Calm down; everything is fine
They're just friends
But I do
True; it's yours anyway
This chicken breast is really supple and tender
Who is this?
Smells great
Me'?
I mean the food smells great
Mr Handsome, have some bologne
Honey, I forgot to ask
Didn't you need to work overtime today?
Of course you want me to work overtime
Why else would you bring this handsome
man who somehow dresses like a plumber
home to dinner
He's no plumber
He's my Hunky...no,
His name is Honey; he's Baby's husband
A man named Honey
You have a beautiful home
Have a seat
It's just an old place
This is my husband Fred
Hi, Fred
Fred, your hairstyle is eye-popping
You have good taste, Beauty
What is it called?
Killah
because I want to kill someone
Why?
Because someone is wearing my slippers
Who?
Guess
What style are your slippers?
Stripes
This one?
Exactly
You're wearing them
Sorry; I'll give them back
Please don't
I'll never wear them after you have
Crazy
Well
I haven't had dinner with family in a long time
Since my husband died...
We have company; don't talk about death
However
if we didn't have company
I wouldn't be able to taste your cooking
You want to eat,
just tell me; I'm still alive
Wait
I want to update my Places
Hunky BOY
Are you on Facelook?
No
That's fine; I want a picture with you to post on Facebook
Where is my phone?
Here
Why would you keep my phone?
Come, take a picture
What for? You have tons of pictures of him
None together
Done
Why don't we eat?
Yes, let's eat
Forget about talking
Your arms and legs are so muscular
Have a chicken leg. A limb, good for your limbs
- Thanks - You're welcome
What's left for me, then?
You?
Look at you
All the veins popping out on your neck
Here, a neck, good for your neck
Wonderful
You know, my husband
used to have a 40-inch chest like you
But the bulk has shifted, that's all
Your cup size used to be a C
It still is a C, "C" for cow
Fred, you've gone too far
That means you think she's too old
She's only in her 40s
I'm just 40
Really?
Of course
I've gone to far?
I slaved for my family for 20 years
I've gone to far?
Selling wigs
until all my own hair fell out
When I try wigs on
for my clients
they laugh and
make fun of me
Yet you
flirt with a Hunky Boy at home
Fred
I know
you have suffered so much
for your family
I know that
You used to have 6 or 7 real hairs
and could do a centre parting
but now, poor thing, you have none left
You!
Just tell me off; don't involve others
You don't know how hard I've had it
how much I've been through for this family
I haven't gelled my nails in 10 days
What a mess
10 days without gel nails
is the end of the world for a woman
10 days without gel nails
I've gone 10 years without gelling my hair
Has anyone cared about me?
Has anyone asked after me?
Not gelling hair is not the end of the world
Nonsense
Ignore him, Hunky Boy
Let's eat
"Hunky Boy"; you slut
What did you say?
What slut?
I can tolerate your wearing my slippers
I can put up with your playin
and getting wet in the kitchen
How can I put up with your
pretending I don't exist
at my dining table
When did I ignore you; what do you want?
Tell me
Say it
Let's get di...
Fred
You must not say that word
Once you do, it's like money you've loaned
There's no turning back
Tell me
Just say it boldly
What do you want to say? You doubt me?
Let's get to the abalone and I'll go
It's all a misunderstanding
He is my husband
It's just a misunderstanding
Stay out of this, Broom hairstyle
That's it; I've had it with you
Is it so great to be bald? You think I want this?
At least it's real hair
They're our guests; don't yell at them
You're siding with him
I want a divorce
You...
You want a divorce?
A divorce, right?
Then I will die in front of you
I'm going to die
No!
I'm dying
You think I won't?
About to cut your neck? I'll cut down the
Come on
Come on, bitch
Come on
You try to come over
All right
Fred
cutting your privates won't kill you
I've seen men bleed for a week afterwards
Still alive, just bleeding non-stop
How painful that must have been
It's painful, but you won't die
But I'll die if I cut my neck
If I cut down on it I will die
I'll show you; come on
Go ahead
I'll show you
Come on
Sean Paul is giving you his tablet
He hopes you will be quiet
A peaceful family is the highest priority
Good boy
You must behave
They always argue; let's eat
They do that every day; let's eat as a family
Auntie
I just wanted to tell you
We've decided
Your Uncle's funeral is tomorrow
Why so sudden
Auntie, why didn't you tell me sooner
I don't want it to affect your birthday
And Canada is so far away
I've asked your father not to come
But at this time I should be with you
I'm fine; many people are with me here
How are things with your dad?
About the same
What are you up to these days?
Nothing
But don't let Dad know you called
Father and daughter shouldn't stay angry
I don't know what happened between you
But take good care
You too, Auntie; take care
Bye
What's wrong, Boss?
My uncle passed away
I'm not with my aunt in her time of need
You and your aunt love each other
Yes
Only she knows where my secret base is
Every time I hid and cried she'd find me
Ding
It's not your fault
Your dad said that in a moment of anger
You haven't bathed or eaten in days
Let me cook for you, okay?
Pudding
Soufflé
It's okay that you don't want to eat
Auntie will stay here with you
That's how Auntie is
When I needed someone the most
she was always by my side
She will know that you're thinking of her
Will your dad be at the funeral?
Auntie said no
Were you always on bad terms with your dad?
No
When I was little, Dad loved me
We were best friends
He let me ride on his shoulders,
taught me how to ride a bike,
drew chalk drawings with me
and watched the stars
We were very poor but happy
We're taking off...fly!
Daddy, what star is that?
It's Gold Star
And that?
Ice Cream Star
Daddy, when can we go there to play?
When I am rich
I'll take you and Mom to visit all the stars
Okay?
Hurray
Dinner time!
Coming
To make our lives better
Dad was forced to take a job in Singapore
leaving Mom and me here
I felt like a sidekick without her hero
So sad, so lonely
But I trusted Dad to return
and keep his promise
Was I naive to believe what he said?
We seldom saw each other after that
You've been a good boy; as a reward
you may sleep in the living room tonight
Thanks, Boss
You're cute when you're not throwing a fit
What is it? ls there a robber?
Is there? A robber?
Is there?
It's fine; please don't come
YOu!
I rewarded you and you ordered takeout?
I didn't order takeout
It just showed up
Go to hell
Sorry
Am I in the wrong house again?
Pardon me
I often get drunk and misread the house number
Sorry
Just go home, then
Why mess up my kitchen?
I made breakfast
to try to apologize to you
You cook very well; look
how round the yolk is
The sausages are straight
Yes; the vegetables are so mixed
Eat up
Okay?
Eat it while it's hot
You eat sausages that way, too
Yes, we get along great
I'm done
I won't see you off
Mr Chan next door is waiting for his breakfast
Goodbye forever
Just you wait
A beautiful, over-ambitious stewardess,
KB's talent is flirting with her eyes
A narcissist,
she never gives up a chance of looking
at herself in a mirror
She believes there are no men
she cannot conquer on earth
Her hobby is collecting nerds
to establish her own nerd nation
Hi
Hanging laundry?
Sunbathing?
Yes; I'm still hung over
so I'm getting some sun
Few men nowadays can do laundry
Oops; I dropped it
Your skin is so fair
Why don't you sunbathe with me?
I'll rub suntan oil on you
We have all kinds of oils
Peanut oil, hair oil, snake oil; we have it all
Dropped it again
Must you drop everything?
I remember now: I like to sunbathe
No, you like to sit under a lamp. Get downstairs
You think that will do it?
There must be handsome guys nearby
But there really aren't any
Ma'am, you look pained
Are you constipated?
Not today
Juliana
May I ask you a question?
Go ahead
Do you think
I'm prettier,
or KB from
next door? What do you think?
The stewardess KB
needless to say
Yes
Of course she is
She's so much more attractive than you
Save me some face, at least
Ma'am, you know
I don't like to lie
I am frank and direct
Got it
Can it be
Sir is being naughty?
Not yet
but soon, now
We Indonesian women are very strong
I see that you are distressed
Let me, the Indonesian Nostradamus,
teach you some killer moves
How?
It used to be
women had to be gentle to men
and know how to cook
and make soup
That's right. Will it work?
Times have changed
Now you must do what he likes
So play video games if he like to
Most importantly
is of course watching soccer with him
Really?
Yes
I love watching soccer
Congratulations; it's ready
You'll surely win
goodbye
Fine, if you don't want to hug
You'll win
Minion, come watch this game
Who's playing?
Arsenal vs Hotspurs
London Derby!
I have an Arsenal jersey
Yes! You gotta wear a jersey when you watch
And it's the game version!
With a lot of junk food
Boss, we really think along the same lines
Let's invite KB to join us
You don't want this?
I'll open it for you
You gotta wear a team uniform when you watch
I was a Football Baby
But you have the wrong team
It's fine as long as I look nice
It's starting
Starting now
Walcott is on a roll; he'll make goals today
Too bad Giroud is not playing
I'm sure he'll play in the second half
Giroud is so handsome
Sanchez...
Offside
Oh, no, he counters
Hold it...
Wild ball!
Damn!
I bet a fortune on the first goal! Bastards!
Sorry
And that was Game Over
"3pm, Kowloon Peak"
It's after 3; he's not here
Did something happen to him?
What can happen?
When Daddy drove to the village
he encountered a UFO
Your imagination is pretty wild
Then why isn't he here?
Boss
there's something I've wanted to tell you
Go ahead
The fact that your dad won't come
proves we don't know how to be kidnappers
Are you trying to play tricks now?
Going back on your word?
It's not that I don't want to help you
But I can see
that you don't want to blackmail your dad
You just want him to care about you
You know that? Are we old friends?
We've only known each other a few days
Right
I'm just a nobody but
I know that even if you continue this kidnap
he won't change his mind and forgive you
Boss
stop doing more things to anger him
Let it go
You finally accepted my proposal
Boss
I'm hungry
Where are you going? I want to eat, too
I want the beef brisket noodles I didn't get
Great
Why are you closed already?
And you're wearing a suit
I'm closed for a family celebration
Your daughter is getting married and you're here
I wanted to go
but you heard her that day
My daughter didn't want me there
She may not want you to go
but no one can stop you, the bride's father
I don't want to embarrass her
Even at my age I'm so naive
My daughter is getting married today
I couldn't sleep last night
so I made some fish balls
When she was a kid she loved them
they're no good now
I should throw them out
I will be your daughter for one day
and eat up all the fish balls
I thought you hated fish balls
But you must do what I say
I'll eat the fish balls; you must go to the weddin
I'm not going
You must go; even if she tells you off
you must go
I'm not going
All I wish is that
she will marry well
I'll be fine
You two be off now
You have to go
Some things you must do now
or you'll regret it for the rest of your life
I am an example
I know what regret is
When Dad left Mom and me
I needed friends
I wanted to know more people
to try to find my hero
Sometimes I would stay out for days
I forgot Mom had health problems
and still had to work; she suffered
while I just did what I wanted
I never took care of Mom
When I found out, it was too late
Which room is Mrs Ding in?
Number One
Okay, thanks
You just got here?
You sent your mother to an early grave
Mommy!
Look at yourself; you barely look human
Get out
- Get out - No
Daddy,no
- Now - Daddy, no
You're of no use here; go
Get out
Mommy!
Get out
Mommy!
I don't want to see you
No
Get out
I want my Mommy
No
Promise me, all right?
Don't make yourself regret this; you must go
All right
I'll go
Even if she tells me off when I'm there
I must go
The most important day in a father's life
is his daughter's wedding day
"Canada"
Every time I came back from a trip
this is how my home would be
A mess, just like this
I would always get upset
but Richard would proudly say,
"That's my style"
I think
all of us here knew him well.
He was such a wonderful guy
You may not know he had that quirk
Our lives are short
One day, you'll wake up and become old
Then you look at the one next to you
You will
think they are not good enough,
want to change them
or even find someone better
But
no one is perfect
and it is these
minor imperfections
that make up
that most perfect
someone next to you
I sincerely hope you will
treasure
that imperfect someone
next to you
Thank you all for coming today
"Ding has really been kidnapped,"
"but you are her kidnapper"
- Car - Take it easy
Don't be scared
Believe in yourself
Boss
Boss, are you okay?
It really hurts
I'm fine
You said you'd watch over me
I did
You watched me fall
It really hurts
Are you okay?
It really hurts
Boss
It really hurts
Boss, are you okay?
It really hurts
Is it a broken bone?
Boss
Is it a broken bone?
Careful; take it easy
Get up slowly
Hang in there, Boss
I won't let anything happen to you
Hello
Pardon me
Help!
Doctor
My friend is bleeding internally
Put her on the bed here
Yes; Doctor
She just fell down
I think she may have broken a rib
Calm down
Dr Chan will examine the patient. Please wait outside
Thank you, Doctor
All right
Don't worry; Dr Chan is very good
Ding's family, please come in
I gave her a shot
to ease the pain
She just needs to
take her meds on time and rest at home
But, Doctor
she's not bleeding internally?
Does she need an X-ray?
Some women get very heavy periods
It's not easy being a woman
but you're lucky to have such a caring husband
He's not my husband
But he cares so much about you
that it will soon happen
She's fine
But you
need a few stitches
Stop laughing
How would I know about you women?
Were you always this silly?
How would I know?
But I think I must have been really smart
Why are you thinking, Boss?
When you regain your memory
will you forget about me?
Of course not
You said I'm a kidnapper
Even if I recall my past I'd still be a kidnapper
so you'll always be my Boss
That's easy to say when you have amnesia
Trust me, Boss
Okay
Here's a gift for being a good boy
A gift for me?
This is your Space Guardian badge
for you to protect the universe
and most important, to protect me
I hereby return your real identity to you
Yes
But
What? You don't want it?
It's not that
But before I protect the universe
draw a bell here for me
What bell? I can't draw
You drew one before
I have amnesia
"Open me if you're hungry"
"I'm very nutritious; patients should drink me"
"Eat me"
"Don't drink me cold; nuke me first"
"Warning: don't eat it all at once"
Do you think he's the hero to my sidekick?
Of course. 80 - 90% chance
Just marry him
Don't be silly; he never said he loves me
If he's a real man he'd love the stewardess
Maybe he's cheating with her already
No way
Miss, please hire me
I'll stalk him for you
I want to bring the stewardess back to Mars
But I think Juliana is more attractive
I'll teach you a sexy dance; fight her to the death
Don't forget he has amnesia
Maybe he's already married with children
Then you'll be a homewrecker
Even if he's single you're in trouble
You lied to him about everything
You are so noisy
I have an early morning at Kindergarten
Shut up
You dare hurt my Goddess? I'll kill you
To the death!
Be quiet
How annoying; he's been gone all day
I wonder where he went
He makes me worry so much
What is it? Where are you taking me?
Calm down; we'll be there soon
Here we are
Arrived?
- For what? - Happy birthday, Boss
How do you know it's my birthday?
I don't have an identity card but you do
This is for you
What is it?
This is "The Boss"
my interstellar journey for you
It's gorgeous
Thank you
Are you ready, Boss?
Yes
Then let's take off
Let's go
Boss, how do rockets take off?
Hurry
It's Saturn
It's Fred
Yes, I am Saturn
You're not wearing a wig
Happy birthday
It's the shopkeeper
Good to see you again, Beauty
Happy birthday
Ma'am
welcome to Juliana's Mercury
See how beautiful I am
Thank you
Happy birthday
Hello
We are from Housewife Planet
Happy Birthday
Thank you
I am space pirate Fishball Wah
Beware of my fish ball comets
They were all so cute
This birthday party was as happy as a dream
I love your chalk the most
If only my dad were here
Boss
go to your dad and tell him everything
I'm sure he will understand
Don't worry; I'll go with you
Thanks for being so nice to me
Okay
Since you're such a good boy
I have a gift for you
Even I have a gift
I will formally introduce myself
My name is Ding
My name is...
I wish I remember my name
Actually I can tell you
Let's go
Shut up
Help!
Try to scream now
Police!
What police?
I'm the police?
Am I not a kidnapper?
Boss
Be careful
Turn right
Oh, no! Police; let's get out of here
There are so many road blocks in Sai Kung
Kidnapper
Kid Rapper?
Kidnapper
You kidnapped me; I'm your responsibility
I can't release you?
From now on
I'm the boss; work for me
What?
Boss, you lied to me
This is your Space Guardian badge
for you to protect the universe
and most important, to protect me
I hereby return your real identity to you
"Lee Dong, Don"
I know there's an abandoned school here
Let's go inside
Where is the light?
You guys again?
Sir?
Don't scream; imagine meeting again
Too bad you were too lustful last time
You don't need to kidnap me any more
Just do it well this time
We're friends, don't talk like that
Sorry; this time I must kidnap you
I lost a fortune in the stock market
It's no good; my dad ignores me
I've tried
Since Mom's death, I tried everything
It's useless
Call the doctor if you're sick
Daddy
I want to celebrate my birthday with him
but it's never happened
Daddy
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to Ding Ding
Happy Birthday...
When will you grow up?
I even attempted suicide
Ding
Daughter, are you all right?
Are you all right?
Daddy
Ridiculous
This year I decided to kidnap myself
Online friends should do this
I'll pay you $200,000 each at the end
Please have a seat
I'm going to start
Tie her down, hurry
Take a picture to scare her dad
Okay, she's tied up
Thank you
I'm going to the bathroom
Remember; pretend to be afraid
Okay; very afraid
Is that okay?
Does it hurt?
A little
It's getting tight now
Let's play a game
Like what?
Online friends can become f**k buddies
What's a f**k buddy?
This is a f**k buddy
What are you doing? - Whatever you want
Help!
Don't scream; Shut up
Help!
I said, shut up
Police! What are you doing?
What police?
Freeze
He can still get up
Let me go
He's still alive; damned cop
No way
He's still alive
Let me try
Let's go
I'll take your wallet; you'll be in trouble
Sir
You won't get a cent
I don't believe you
Police!
No Way; you again?
You're like the cockroach that never dies
Sir, allow me
Stop messing around
To be honest
I was a martial arts master in Indonesia
Martial arts master
Are you done yet, damned Filipino maid?
I am not a Filipino maid
And not an Indonesian maid
You dare to dance?
To flip?
To sing?
I didn't sing
To dress up like G-dragon?
To keep talking?
Freeze
By now, the police cars should be here
Damned cops
Ding
Daddy
Ding
Are you okay, Ding?
I called you when I got off the plane
but your friend said you were captured
so I called the police and rushed here
Dad, I didn't think you would really come
Sorry I always lied to you
It's all my fault
Ding
Everything is all right
No matter what. you're always my daughter
Daddy
Ding
Don, you are a real pro
working so hard on your vacation.
Trying for a promotion?
Sir
Please take care of things here
I must attend to something
Where are you going now
I remember now
I was working on a missing 4-year-old girl
I worked hard to investigate
Mom, ls my daughter with you?
No
I didn't order takeout food; a crank call
Hello, sir
That night I finally found her
She was hiding at her grandma's home
Who is it?
The Police
You scared your Mom and Dad
They wouldn't bring me here so I came
How about this
You stay with Grandma
I'll bring your Mom and Dad to you
Sure
Here, take this bell bracelet
Policeman, you brought my mom and dad
The police are on a missing four-year-old
Thank goodness you're okay
Are you still mad at me?
No, Dad; I'm fine
Let's go home; celebrate your belated birthda
Hurray; thanks, Daddy
Daddy, I want to do something first
I'll be home very soon
Sure; I'll wait for you
"Eat me"
"I'm very nutritious; patients should drink me"
Oh, no; again?
Help!
I didn't think you'd come back to me
I promised to kidnap you
Hi; I'm Don
Am I heavy?
No
Then hold me longer
Sure
Hello, I'm Fishball Wah
My fish balls aren't fishy
"Eotteokhae"?
Pretty girl, come see my goldfish
Do you have any more Hunky Boys?
Don't go too far; my heart is weak
I'm a martial arts teacher
and a trainer
and a swimming coach
I'll teach anything
Damn you, missed again
But I never watch soccer
Mothers have it so hard
You should let your husband do this
There's souffle'; who cares about you?
I'm actually a melancholy singer
I'm a drummer; I got beat up for dancing?
Good to see you again, Handsome!
Happy Year of the Monkey...
No
This isn't a Chinese New Year film?
More like Ching Ming Festival
That will bring in more audience
I'm Ding
I really like Don
because he loves lvana Wong's songs
You're so arrogant
She's heavy! I can't lift her
Even so, there's no need to curse
It's not my fault