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In this vast universe

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each planet looks lonely

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solitary and disparate

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So boring

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In fact, their orbits affect, attract,

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cross and overshadow one another

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We earthlings are the same way

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Our meetings and partings

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<i>have been pure-arranged</i>

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by the irresistible

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Laws of Attraction

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Earth date: 2016

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Time: 10:20:30am

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Place: Sai Kung, Hong Kong

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What a clear day! The sun shines brightly

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Everything is filled with life and hope

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That's fine, too

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A fresh start

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What happened?

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What's going on?

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Where am I?

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This man, who has been kicked in the nuts

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For now we'll call him "Minion"

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He's always been a character

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See

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him dare to race a Lamborghini

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You can tell he acts without thinking

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He was worse as a baby

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Unmoved by anything

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except females,

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he would rush headlong to them

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with no regard for his life

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But unfortunately

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he would never end up with a woman

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Women

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are his downfall

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and his curse

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He could never raise his head

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in front of a woman

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Who are you?

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Why did you kick me?

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This screaming person is Ding

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She's been quirky since birth

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even eating a hamburger

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from the inside out

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She loved to photograph people

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but only ugly people

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and only at their worst

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When she looks at her work

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she would snicker proudly

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Look at her

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Stop it; that's gross

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Ding loved to draw with chalk

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but not on paper

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What's wrong with you?

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I'm helping you

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Be quiet, okay?

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So you agree

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Are you nuts?

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Where's my phone?

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Who am I?

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You know who I am?

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Yes

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Can you please tell me?

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But please don't scream

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You forgot who you are?

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Sir, I think you have amnesia

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I don't know you well

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but I know who you are

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Then, who am I?

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A kidnapper

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Kid Rapper?

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Kidnapper

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Kidnapper

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A criminal

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Scum

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Who are you?

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From how hot I am, of course I'm the

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hot-stage

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I'm the kidnapper and you're the hostage

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Then why am I the one with a bloody face?

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You really want to know the truth?

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Come; look sharp

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Wait

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Yes?

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I'm the kidnapper and you're the hostage

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I let you go, you call the police, what then?

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I won't

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Why should I trust you?

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Tell me: what is this?

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A smile?

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A word

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I'm a woman of my word

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I'll never call the police

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I trust you

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All the way around

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Excuse me, how much longer will you be?

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Poor thing, with your amnesia

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Why don't I

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tell you what happened last night?

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It was a dark and stormy night

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You mean, last night

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Yes

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You and your cohorts

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captured a

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piteous sex kitten,

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intending to blackmail her father

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Who's the sex kitten?

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Me, of course

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I can't get into character

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You have no taste

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Last night, your cohorts coveted my sexiness

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and tried to molest me

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Fortunately you had a conscience

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and reached out to help me

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But right away you got knocked out

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No way; I'm better than that

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I had cohorts, right?

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With these injuries

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It must have been one against six

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I think, it must have been dangerous

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My cohorts were big, strong fighters

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Mean and vicious

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But

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this kung-fu master easily defeated them all

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Amnesia doesn't affect one's ego

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Why did we kidnap you?

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Are you from a rich family?

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Money is important

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but clearly you were taken by my beauty

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I just have amnesia; I'm not stupid

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Forget it

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Get out of here

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When I regain my memory

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you'll be in trouble

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Am I mistaken? You're giving up?

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Remember you vowed to be

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the meanest kidnapper

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What?

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You said I kidnapped you yesterday

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How would you know my goal?

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From your looks:

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all brawn, no brain

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What else can you be,

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a swimmer?

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You kidnapped me; I'm your responsibility

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I can't release you?

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Who's heard of a hostage who won't go?

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Let me go and I'll call the police

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You

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Work with me

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From now on

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I'm the boss; work for me

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What nonsense are you saying?

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Let me be honest

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I want to teach my dad a lesson

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He is mean, cold, arrogant and has OCD

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Linda

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Sir

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Who moved my pen?

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Maybe the cleaning lady shifted it

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Tell her not to touch my stuff

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Yes, sir

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After mom died

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he hired pretty secretaries at the office

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He seems to be a proper businessman

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but really is an evil arms dealer

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Arms, as in weapons used in war

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At home, he ignores me

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even when I cook for him

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We haven't shared a meal in years

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My heart went cold

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So I ran away from home

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Since you've kidnapped me

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just complete the deal

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Continue the kidnap and blackmail

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But I have amnesia

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It's okay

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Call me Boss; I'll treat you well

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We'll split the ransom 50-50

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But a kidnapper

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calling his hostage "Boss"

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seems wrong

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- So will you do it?
- Boss

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Louder

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Boss

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Evenlouder

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Boss

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With feeling

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Boss

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Good; let me stop your bleeding

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Boss, are you sure this works?

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Grandma said, hitting the head with slippers

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increases bloodflow and eases the liver

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It even cures craziness

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I need to stop bloodflow, not increase it

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My mistake

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What?

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Grandma said, only a wooden clog works

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Boss

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I think the bleeding stopped; look

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Amazing; it worked

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with just one look

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Let me see.

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Not bad; amnesia hasn't made you stupid

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Come

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I have a traditional, ancient method

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to completely sanitize the wound

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Ancient method

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Look, the bleeding has stopped

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Don't wash it off

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As criminals

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should we focus on the next step?

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You are right

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but I'm getting hungry

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Let's eat

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But hostage and kidnapper lunching together

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might be too high-profile?

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You think people might still recognize you?

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What do you think?

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Let's go

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Boss, don't go too far

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I'm still dizzy

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Young people complain too much

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How can you do great things with me?

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Where is there a restaurant?

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How would I know?

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I moved here just a few days ago

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Boss

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How about here?

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Smells great

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Let's eat here

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Ma'am, is he ill?

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- He's not crying
- You're right

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What did you feed him this morning?

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Why is he so quiet today?

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Here

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are your fish balls

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Thank you, Wah

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Wah

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give us some extras

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I've given you two extra fish bal

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and two pieces of turnip

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Give us two slices of fish loaf

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Quickly now

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You win

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Thank you

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What will you have, beautiful couple?

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I know

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The bill, please

251
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- Here
- Thank you

252
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Well?

253
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Fish balls in wide rice noodles

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ls not what we want

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Two bowls of beef brisket in wide noodles

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My fish balls are wonderful

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They have over 20 years' history; try some

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That's Fish Balls Wah

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His wife ran off years ago

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He is proudest of having raised

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his daughter by making fish balls

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His only hobbies are getting haircuts

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and shaving when he doesn't have hair

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Try some

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Fish balls are fishy; I hate them

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Young lady, these fish balls aren't fishy

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they are unique to this shop

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Do you know why?

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Because this place is full of love

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Make her a bowl

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Young people will grow into the taste

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No, thanks

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Eat; eat up

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I'll give you some fish balls

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Thank you

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Oh, yeah

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Ms Sylvie sticks her nose everywhere

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She loves to get to the bottom of things

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including the bottom can when she shops

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She is super trendy

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Her recent hobby is selfies

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with handsome young Korean stars

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In fact

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her love-at-first-sig ht husband

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was once handsome

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Handsomely plump, that is

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Would you like a salted lemon 7 Up?

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I'm incredible; let me teach you

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Curry fish balls

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Sure; in addition, I have

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pork blood, pork skin, chicken wingtips

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plus my secret brisket sauce: "DaeBak"!

293
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:29,501
Amazing; you speak Korean, "DaeBak"!

294
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,876
Ms Goldie, we all watch Korean dramas

295
00:14:34,334 --> 00:14:37,167
All I know is " Eotteokhae"

296
00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:42,126
Ms Goldie, of course,
is Ms Sylvie's elder sister

297
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,834
Her greatest daily mission

298
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,001
is peeking into people's secrets

299
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:50,584
Nothing in the neighbourhood escapes her

300
00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:53,209
If voyeurism were a university subject

301
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:54,834
Ms Goldie would have a Master's degree

302
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:57,959
No, she'd be a professor

303
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:06,584
Her universe revolved around her husband

304
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,126
until one day

305
00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:11,834
he encountered a wet sink...

306
00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:13,834
Thank goodness I'm okay

307
00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,209
Honey, is it fixed?

308
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,709
...and a reckless wife

309
00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:21,542
And just like that,

310
00:15:22,209 --> 00:15:24,126
since her husband's death,

311
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,334
she moved in with her sister

312
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:30,126
and the gossiping continued

313
00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:34,917
Have a seat, Sis

314
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,001
Ma'am, what does "Eotteokhae" mean?

315
00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:41,667
It means "What shall we do?"

316
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,334
Fish Ball Wah, the usual

317
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,417
Then he is really " Eotteokhae"

318
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:47,417
He's crying again, Ma'am

319
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,251
That twisted face belongs to Juliana

320
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:51,376
their helper

321
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,459
who works harder than an ox

322
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,209
Her career in Indonesia is a mystery for now

323
00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:58,792
She works hard, eats little, is strong

324
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,917
With a Chinese mother, Filipino father

325
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:05,334
and Thai husband in Indonesia

326
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,626
is she an Indonesian or Thai maid?

327
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,834
She loves to sit on the roof,
overseeing everyone

328
00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:30,459
This loud crier is Ms Sylvie's son

329
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:31,459
Sean Paul

330
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:33,042
No one can stop his crying

331
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:34,084
Only this tablet will do the job

332
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,792
"Eotteokhae" is so happy now

333
00:16:39,126 --> 00:16:40,084
Sir

334
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,167
Deaf Granny

335
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,917
What would you like today?

336
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,084
How much?

337
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,959
I said, what do you want to eat today?

338
00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:49,209
$50? So expensive

339
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:52,584
I'll take $20 worth of fish balls

340
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:56,792
You seldom buy so many.

341
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,084
Sister, look at Deaf Granny

342
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,084
I haven't seen her so happy in a long time

343
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:04,876
Of course; her granddaughter is visiting

344
00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,667
They're much better

345
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,126
than her children, who neglect her

346
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,251
What terrible children

347
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:13,626
This is a happy day

348
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:15,751
It's my treat

349
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,501
Losing money again

350
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:19,709
It's a miracle the shop still survives

351
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:21,459
Daughter, you're going on another trip?

352
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,959
I'm moving out; never coming back

353
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:25,376
Moving out?

354
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,042
Daughter

355
00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:29,084
where will you move to?

356
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:30,709
I'm moving in with my husband

357
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,167
We're marrying in two days

358
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:33,667
Who are you marrying?

359
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:34,876
And when?

360
00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:38,751
Is it the boy who took you home last time?

361
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,542
That was the Uber driver

362
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:41,667
Kelvin lives in the Mid-levels

363
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,584
I'm ashamed to tell him where I live

364
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,542
Our home is a bit old

365
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,459
but it's acceptable

366
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,876
If you want to live more comfortably

367
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,751
I can get someone in to renovate

368
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:53,542
You just don't understand

369
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:54,501
Wait for me

370
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,667
I'll close up and come meet your fiance'

371
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,167
Neighbours, pardon me but today...

372
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:00,334
Don't bother

373
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,709
I never said I'd bring you to meet him

374
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,917
Daughter, listen to me

375
00:18:08,584 --> 00:18:10,417
A woman must not marry the wrong man

376
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,709
After your mom died

377
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:18,876
I should have taken better care of you

378
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:19,792
You should talk

379
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:22,626
Mom married you, a penniless fool

380
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:23,876
and suffered all her life

381
00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:26,501
I know how to choose who to marry

382
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:27,501
Don't you worry about me

383
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,626
In any case, bring me to see

384
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,042
your fiancé

385
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:34,334
Give me a break

386
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:38,334
Just stay with your fishy stall

387
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,001
What a bad daughter! Rue the day you were born

388
00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:55,917
You know what, shut the f**k up, okay?

389
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,167
It's none of your business

390
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,584
All you do is cheat us out of freebies

391
00:18:58,584 --> 00:18:59,792
Eat your noodles

392
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,001
Utter nonsense

393
00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:07,792
You're talking to me?

394
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:08,876
So you admit it

395
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:11,459
How I talk to my dad is not your business

396
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:12,334
Matronly bitch

397
00:19:12,876 --> 00:19:14,542
It was none of my business

398
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,459
but your loudness and rudeness

399
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,959
affected my appetite; get it?

400
00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:20,542
What do you know about my family?

401
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,126
I don't have to know much about you

402
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:24,167
All I know is, you treat him badly

403
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:25,542
he will be in a bad mood

404
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,292
then the food he cooks won't be good

405
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,126
then I don't eat well

406
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,417
Tell me that doesn't affect me

407
00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:33,751
And look at him

408
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,709
He's not long for this world

409
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:40,417
You're sending him to an early grave

410
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,542
Yes; it's better if he dies sooner

411
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,376
I don't have to explain to my husband

412
00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:46,584
You bad daughter! I'm going to kill you

413
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,001
Don't

414
00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:50,917
Low-key!

415
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:52,876
Hit me, and I'll call the cops

416
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,376
Go ahead

417
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:55,584
Don't hit my daughter

418
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:57,126
It's not her fault

419
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:58,584
I didn't teach her right

420
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,292
You're all nuts; stay out of my business

421
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:03,834
Don't come to my wedding to shame me

422
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,667
Are you okay, Wah?

423
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:16,876
I'm fine

424
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:19,917
pardon me, Neighbours

425
00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:22,376
I'm closing for the day

426
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,042
I'm starving

427
00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:31,751
Chocolate cone

428
00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:33,876
Ok!

429
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,084
Sir

430
00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:41,876
How much?

431
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,376
Good to see you again, Handsome

432
00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:46,167
You recognize me?

433
00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:47,709
Of course I do, Handsome

434
00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,084
Then who am I?

435
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,626
Please tell me who I am

436
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,584
Sir

437
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:53,834
A bottle of water, please

438
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:55,501
Good to see you again, Handsome

439
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,042
You call everyone Handsome?

440
00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:58,001
He is handsome

441
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,292
The police are on a missing persons case

442
00:21:00,876 --> 00:21:03,792
The missing person is slim, has a round face

443
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:06,376
and was wearing a pink jacket

444
00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:07,584
white shirt

445
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:08,667
blue jeans

446
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,542
Please call the police if you see this person

447
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:13,959
Keep the change

448
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:14,459
Thanks

449
00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:17,959
Boss, we've been made! Run!

450
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,042
Wait

451
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:23,292
What do you mean?

452
00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:24,917
You're on the news, Boss

453
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:26,542
What news?

454
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:27,542
The TV news

455
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:31,126
Calm down; I'm here

456
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,334
Ice-cream cone

457
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,626
Boss, you are so cool

458
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:36,126
Change doesn't scare you

459
00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:37,626
Here you go

460
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:39,167
Respect

461
00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:46,334
I love chocolate ice-cream cones

462
00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:49,084
Are you eating it upside down?

463
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,209
How do rockets take off?

464
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:55,209
Like that

465
00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:57,042
They can't take off without a countdown

466
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,917
Without taking off, how can the journey begin?

467
00:22:01,126 --> 00:22:03,417
So calm down; I'm here

468
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,001
Yes

469
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:10,584
What are you doing?

470
00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:13,251
These are Double Pops, meant to be a pair

471
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,376
Why do you pull them apart to eat?

472
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,251
They'll be together again in my stomach

473
00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:20,959
No

474
00:22:21,126 --> 00:22:24,209
Not only do you have amnesia,
your brain is busted

475
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:27,334
You can't appreciate
the dessert in front of you

476
00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:32,084
Calm down; how many times have I told you

477
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,084
I am here

478
00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:38,959
- Hold it.
- I told you not to walk so fast

479
00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:39,751
Are you okay?

480
00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:40,626
I'm fine

481
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:41,292
Are you hurt?

482
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:42,376
Thank her

483
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:43,917
Thank you

484
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:45,292
Good boy

485
00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:46,667
This is for you

486
00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:48,042
For me?

487
00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:50,084
It's beautiful! Thank you

488
00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:51,209
Let's go, then

489
00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:52,542
Goodbye

490
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:53,584
Goodbye

491
00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,959
I told you to be careful

492
00:23:02,084 --> 00:23:03,459
You almost got hurt

493
00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:13,751
I can't believe you're doing this to your dad

494
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:20,459
I hate dads who don't love their kids

495
00:23:22,126 --> 00:23:23,334
My balloon

496
00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:24,709
Catch

497
00:24:04,292 --> 00:24:05,126
I'll return it later

498
00:24:49,876 --> 00:24:51,001
Boss

499
00:24:54,084 --> 00:24:55,542
I brought back your rocket

500
00:24:58,501 --> 00:25:00,292
$20 each

501
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,667
$20 each

502
00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:17,042
Sis, look at that

503
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:21,334
Buck teeth and so thin

504
00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:23,126
He calls himself a god

505
00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:24,584
He needs braces first

506
00:25:25,584 --> 00:25:27,792
I think Korean stars look better

507
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,042
They have skin like babies and big chests

508
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,001
Ma'am

509
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,876
This is better than photos

510
00:25:39,209 --> 00:25:40,667
What do you mean?

511
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:41,584
Right

512
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,001
Kiss him

513
00:25:59,167 --> 00:26:01,292
Higher

514
00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:02,876
Lower

515
00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:14,251
Now that's meat

516
00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:16,084
What a piece of meat

517
00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:17,334
They're muscles

518
00:26:17,334 --> 00:26:18,126
Muscles

519
00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:19,876
That is not human

520
00:26:19,876 --> 00:26:20,959
Not at all

521
00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:21,959
Then what is he?

522
00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:23,084
A man?

523
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,042
Ridiculous

524
00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:29,542
You're married but I'm not. Leave

525
00:26:29,834 --> 00:26:31,959
Don't take the best spot; let me see

526
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,417
Minion, come here

527
00:26:36,126 --> 00:26:37,084
Come here

528
00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,626
Come here now

529
00:26:44,251 --> 00:26:45,126
Yes, Boss?

530
00:26:47,751 --> 00:26:48,542
You called

531
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:51,834
Sit down

532
00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:55,376
Yes?

533
00:26:55,876 --> 00:26:58,001
Why are you naked out there?

534
00:26:58,792 --> 00:26:59,584
I was taking a shower

535
00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:01,542
Don't you know

536
00:27:02,376 --> 00:27:03,376
it affects my work

537
00:27:03,751 --> 00:27:04,459
Why?

538
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:08,376
Why are you smiling, Boss?

539
00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:10,167
Boss

540
00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:12,417
Let me tell you

541
00:27:12,751 --> 00:27:13,667
From now on

542
00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:15,001
I'm the Boss; you're my Minion

543
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,626
Don't think random thoughts, okay?

544
00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:17,542
What?

545
00:27:18,626 --> 00:27:20,751
With this bandage on,

546
00:27:21,626 --> 00:27:23,292
you are mine

547
00:27:34,209 --> 00:27:35,292
Hello

548
00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:40,626
Hello

549
00:27:40,751 --> 00:27:41,459
Hello

550
00:27:41,542 --> 00:27:43,626
We live next door

551
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:45,792
We met at Fish Ball Wah's stall

552
00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:47,042
I'm Goldie

553
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,042
I'm Sylvie, her younger sister

554
00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:54,209
We came to...

555
00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:57,209
Borrow sugar, since you're so sweet

556
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:59,584
I came to borrow chili, since you're so hot

557
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,292
Yes

558
00:28:00,292 --> 00:28:01,792
Ma'am

559
00:28:02,001 --> 00:28:03,292
Their door opens easily

560
00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:04,251
Do you need that fixed?

561
00:28:04,251 --> 00:28:05,542
No, thanks

562
00:28:05,626 --> 00:28:06,751
My helper Juliana

563
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:08,626
Behind her, my son Sean Paul

564
00:28:12,001 --> 00:28:13,084
How long

565
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:14,626
have you

566
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,126
moved in here?

567
00:28:16,251 --> 00:28:17,167
We've never met

568
00:28:18,209 --> 00:28:20,167
A few days ago

569
00:28:21,084 --> 00:28:23,209
No wonder

570
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,876
No one in the area

571
00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:27,292
can escape my prying eYes

572
00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:29,001
But I'd never seen you

573
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,209
Sean Paul, don't cry

574
00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:34,084
Here's your favourite tablet

575
00:28:34,084 --> 00:28:36,292
How are you related?

576
00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:37,292
She's my Boss...

577
00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,376
We're newlyweds

578
00:28:40,459 --> 00:28:41,376
I'm Honey

579
00:28:41,376 --> 00:28:42,292
He's Baby

580
00:28:42,334 --> 00:28:43,542
You're lying

581
00:28:44,876 --> 00:28:46,917
I've looked through the place

582
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:48,876
There are no wedding photos

583
00:28:48,876 --> 00:28:49,667
Just women's clothing

584
00:28:49,751 --> 00:28:51,834
Not even men's underwear

585
00:28:51,876 --> 00:28:52,917
Incredible

586
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,084
Do you go commando?

587
00:28:55,209 --> 00:28:56,001
I wear underwear

588
00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,501
He's wearing them

589
00:28:59,501 --> 00:29:02,792
Do you share a private secret?

590
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:03,501
Do you?

591
00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:04,792
We

592
00:29:04,834 --> 00:29:05,501
You answer

593
00:29:05,584 --> 00:29:07,084
I want you to answer

594
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,667
"Son Kills Parents for inheritance"

595
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,751
Our families had an incestuous tragedy

596
00:29:15,001 --> 00:29:16,501
My father and his mother

597
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:19,042
tried to stop our love, forcing us to elope

598
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:21,417
Your father

599
00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:24,084
His mother are so cruel

600
00:29:24,626 --> 00:29:25,834
Passionate lovers

601
00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:27,417
Liars

602
00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:29,334
They don't look like lovers

603
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,834
They're not holding hands

604
00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:32,084
Right

605
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:35,584
Now they are

606
00:29:35,792 --> 00:29:36,959
They're not hugging

607
00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:38,584
Right

608
00:29:41,001 --> 00:29:42,001
Now they are

609
00:29:42,376 --> 00:29:43,542
They're not kissing

610
00:29:44,501 --> 00:29:45,667
Right

611
00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:50,626
Now they are

612
00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:53,834
They're not sleeping together

613
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,084
Enough

614
00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:57,167
Are you stupid?

615
00:29:57,251 --> 00:29:59,042
They did, last night

616
00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,709
Very excitedly, too

617
00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:03,001
Like a love-storm

618
00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:06,001
Yes, we're about to make another love-storm

619
00:30:06,001 --> 00:30:06,876
It was so exciting

620
00:30:06,876 --> 00:30:08,584
Can you help us?

621
00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:10,542
Go peek at them

622
00:30:10,584 --> 00:30:12,292
choose a good spot

623
00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:14,084
Have you gotten everything? Let's go

624
00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:15,209
I took everything

625
00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:16,834
even the spatula

626
00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:17,667
Nothing is left

627
00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:21,709
Boss, you're amazing

628
00:30:21,834 --> 00:30:23,459
We lost money on this one

629
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,709
Yes, we don't know what else they took

630
00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:31,501
You have sex on your mind

631
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:35,376
What did I do now?

632
00:30:39,542 --> 00:30:41,292
Boss, why did you tie me up?

633
00:30:41,751 --> 00:30:43,251
You my lose control,

634
00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:44,209
like your cohort

635
00:30:44,292 --> 00:30:45,584
You're sleeping in the bathroom tonight

636
00:30:51,042 --> 00:30:52,126
What's Wrong?

637
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:55,042
Breakfast time

638
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,459
Great

639
00:30:58,042 --> 00:31:00,084
Then go cook it

640
00:31:04,709 --> 00:31:05,417
Boss

641
00:31:06,334 --> 00:31:07,751
Your breakfast. Let's eat

642
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:18,042
Why do you eat your sausage like that?

643
00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:19,792
It tastes best this way

644
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:21,626
Hurry UP

645
00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:24,376
We need to work on the ransom note

646
00:31:26,709 --> 00:31:30,417
Write in blood

647
00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:35,167
They can trace my handwriting

648
00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:37,459
I'll write with my left hand

649
00:31:37,626 --> 00:31:38,709
"You...

650
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,876
Letters in blood are too trite

651
00:31:41,417 --> 00:31:42,167
What shall we do, then?

652
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:45,251
Text, of course; use emojis

653
00:31:47,251 --> 00:31:48,334
What are you typing?

654
00:31:52,084 --> 00:31:54,376
"A man made your daughter pregnant

655
00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:56,001
"He dumps his wife and child

656
00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:57,209
"and forces her into prostitution

657
00:31:57,209 --> 00:31:58,584
"for $2800 a pop"

658
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,209
Boss?

659
00:32:00,542 --> 00:32:01,626
'Wrong!
"How?

660
00:32:03,376 --> 00:32:04,084
Pay attention

661
00:32:04,584 --> 00:32:06,501
"I have captured your darling daughter

662
00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:08,459
"By 3pm on the 17th, if you

663
00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:10,542
"don't personally put $28 million cash

664
00:32:10,542 --> 00:32:13,042
"at the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

665
00:32:13,126 --> 00:32:16,209
"I will chop your daughter into meat sauce

666
00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:19,501
"Call the cops and your family will all die

667
00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:21,126
"To respond, call your daughter"

668
00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:23,292
- That's what it means?
- Of course

669
00:32:24,626 --> 00:32:25,626
Then, what are these?

670
00:32:26,042 --> 00:32:28,001
Curse words; hurry, send it to him

671
00:32:34,209 --> 00:32:35,459
Mr Ding, you have a message

672
00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:37,084
It's from your daughter

673
00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:40,792
Ignore her

674
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:42,709
I'll go to the airport now

675
00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:44,376
get the car

676
00:32:44,876 --> 00:32:46,292
Yes, Mr Ding

677
00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:52,917
He's received the message

678
00:32:53,209 --> 00:32:54,959
but never called back

679
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,084
What are we missing?

680
00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:01,167
I know

681
00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:02,417
We lack power

682
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:04,001
That's it

683
00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:05,751
A death video

684
00:33:08,917 --> 00:33:10,584
Death Video Version One

685
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:11,542
Action

686
00:33:14,501 --> 00:33:16,792
Daddy! Save me, Daddy

687
00:33:17,376 --> 00:33:19,834
Daddy! Save me, Daddy

688
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:22,917
Daddy! Save me, Daddy

689
00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:25,792
Daddy! Save me, Daddy

690
00:33:26,459 --> 00:33:28,084
Listen, you, her father

691
00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:30,084
If by tomorrow

692
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:32,084
3pm

693
00:33:32,126 --> 00:33:33,667
you don't bring $28 million in cash

694
00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:35,834
personally to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

695
00:33:37,126 --> 00:33:39,084
I will chop up your daughter into pieces

696
00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:42,459
Daddy! Save me, Daddy

697
00:33:42,876 --> 00:33:44,751
Daddy! Save me, Daddy

698
00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,501
Daddy! Save me, Daddy

699
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,584
I'm gonna die

700
00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:50,626
Stop screaming

701
00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:55,167
Shut up

702
00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:00,292
If you don't show up

703
00:34:00,959 --> 00:34:02,334
You will see my cruel side

704
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,459
Daddy! Save me

705
00:34:05,876 --> 00:34:07,542
Daddy! Save me

706
00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:09,584
Daddy! Save me

707
00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:11,959
Daddy! Save me

708
00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,959
Not much atmosphere and not exciting enough

709
00:34:17,167 --> 00:34:18,751
He dares to belittle us

710
00:34:18,876 --> 00:34:21,001
We must scare him to death

711
00:34:22,042 --> 00:34:23,626
Let's add some music

712
00:34:24,334 --> 00:34:25,626
Sure; what music is best?

713
00:34:38,959 --> 00:34:39,917
I tell you

714
00:34:40,167 --> 00:34:41,667
If by 3pm tomorrow you don't bring

715
00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:43,959
$28 million to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

716
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:45,959
I will kill your daughter

717
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,834
Help! Daddy save me!

718
00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:53,292
Help! Daddy save me!

719
00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:54,001
Shut up

720
00:34:54,001 --> 00:34:55,251
Daddy save me!

721
00:34:55,251 --> 00:34:55,792
Shut up

722
00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:57,042
Daddy save me!

723
00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:57,584
Shut up

724
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,292
Save me

725
00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:11,667
Save me

726
00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:13,834
Save me

727
00:35:13,876 --> 00:35:15,459
Help

728
00:35:16,251 --> 00:35:17,584
If you don't come,

729
00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:19,584
Daughter bye-bye

730
00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:21,751
Daddy

731
00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:24,459
Save me

732
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,584
Much better

733
00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:31,001
Something else seems to be missing

734
00:35:31,084 --> 00:35:34,626
We should scare him with violence and gore

735
00:35:35,251 --> 00:35:36,751
Wouldn't that be too cruel?

736
00:35:36,959 --> 00:35:39,417
Don't you get it? Do it by computer

737
00:35:53,834 --> 00:36:00,792
W@$&(@(eh@)$@&!)#*$&°/o)!

738
00:36:04,042 --> 00:36:08,584
Daddy, Save me

739
00:36:31,084 --> 00:36:34,792
Daddy, Save me

740
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,334
The only thing missing

741
00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:48,334
is to make the theme pop

742
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:56,167
Daddy, Save me

743
00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:58,876
Listen

744
00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:00,876
If by 3pm tomorrow you don't bring

745
00:37:00,876 --> 00:37:03,959
$28 million to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

746
00:37:05,042 --> 00:37:06,542
I will kill your daughter

747
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,042
and force her into prostitution

748
00:37:08,084 --> 00:37:11,042
Help, Daddy!

749
00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:13,792
Shut up

750
00:37:35,709 --> 00:37:37,709
Something seems wrong

751
00:37:39,209 --> 00:37:40,667
No, it looks professional

752
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,251
The lighting is well done

753
00:37:42,501 --> 00:37:44,626
Yes, our young people are incredible

754
00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:46,542
Even their films are extra sexy

755
00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:48,126
It would be better without the grid

756
00:37:48,126 --> 00:37:49,001
Right, Sis?

757
00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:50,959
We were just entertaining ourselves

758
00:37:51,126 --> 00:37:52,042
Really

759
00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:53,917
You're here to borrow things again?

760
00:37:53,959 --> 00:37:55,792
No

761
00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:58,834
We're here to invite you both

762
00:37:59,251 --> 00:38:00,959
to dine at our home this evening

763
00:38:01,376 --> 00:38:03,084
Thanks; we're busy

764
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:04,876
Don't be shy with me

765
00:38:04,959 --> 00:38:06,459
I just want to play host

766
00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:08,084
and treat you to a nice meal

767
00:38:08,084 --> 00:38:09,834
so when we borrow things later

768
00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:11,126
we won't feel guilt

769
00:38:11,126 --> 00:38:12,126
Right

770
00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:14,917
We're serving abalone

771
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,459
Great! See you tonight

772
00:38:16,459 --> 00:38:17,126
It's a deal

773
00:38:17,126 --> 00:38:18,167
Are you hungry?

774
00:38:18,167 --> 00:38:19,084
Ma'am

775
00:38:19,251 --> 00:38:21,876
You're mistaken; that's not abalone

776
00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:23,292
It's just bologne

777
00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,334
Shut up

778
00:38:24,917 --> 00:38:26,084
Don't you have work to do?

779
00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:27,376
Bring it to my dad

780
00:38:28,584 --> 00:38:29,292
Linda

781
00:38:29,751 --> 00:38:32,042
A mysterious man brought a package for Sir

782
00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:34,167
That's eerie

783
00:38:34,376 --> 00:38:35,584
Could there be a bomb inside?

784
00:38:38,709 --> 00:38:40,334
Does this contain a virus?

785
00:38:40,459 --> 00:38:42,001
Let's re-wrap it

786
00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:43,209
Let Sir take care of it when he gets back

787
00:38:47,751 --> 00:38:48,542
Honey

788
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:54,834
Where are my slippers?

789
00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:56,917
Sir! You're home

790
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,834
Juliana, where are my slippers?

791
00:38:59,334 --> 00:39:01,084
Hunky Boy is wearing them

792
00:39:01,167 --> 00:39:02,126
Wear another pair

793
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:06,376
Hunky BOY

794
00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:07,709
He, with the centre-parting

795
00:39:07,709 --> 00:39:10,959
and perverted smile, is Sylvie's husband Fred

796
00:39:11,084 --> 00:39:12,584
He is a wig salesman

797
00:39:12,709 --> 00:39:15,584
He believes he and his wife's love
is like a wig

798
00:39:15,584 --> 00:39:18,001
Glued on strong, with no split ends

799
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:20,334
Even his hobby is hair-related

800
00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:24,126
I loves to smell others' hair

801
00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:32,042
I want to tell you

802
00:39:32,042 --> 00:39:34,001
The breast is supple and tender

803
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:36,792
I know but don't rub it so much

804
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:38,501
You'll get it wet

805
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,709
This is my home; it's okay to get wet

806
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,626
No, then we have to dry it

807
00:39:42,626 --> 00:39:44,959
What's wrong with wetness? Don't worry

808
00:39:45,626 --> 00:39:48,417
No; it's no good if it's too wet

809
00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:49,876
It's ok.

810
00:39:49,876 --> 00:39:51,959
Calm down; everything is fine

811
00:39:52,167 --> 00:39:53,126
They're just friends

812
00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:54,417
But I do

813
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,126
True; it's yours anyway

814
00:39:56,126 --> 00:39:59,376
This chicken breast is really supple and tender

815
00:40:09,751 --> 00:40:10,667
Who is this?

816
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:28,501
Smells great

817
00:40:28,751 --> 00:40:29,667
<i>Me'?</i>

818
00:40:30,042 --> 00:40:30,876
I mean the food smells great

819
00:40:32,334 --> 00:40:35,834
Mr Handsome, have some bologne

820
00:40:47,001 --> 00:40:48,584
Honey, I forgot to ask

821
00:40:48,584 --> 00:40:50,417
Didn't you need to work overtime today?

822
00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:52,042
Of course you want me to work overtime

823
00:40:52,334 --> 00:40:55,542
Why else would you bring this handsome

824
00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:57,167
man who somehow dresses like a plumber

825
00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:58,376
home to dinner

826
00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:00,042
He's no plumber

827
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:01,709
He's my Hunky...no,

828
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:04,251
His name is Honey; he's Baby's husband

829
00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:05,792
A man named Honey

830
00:41:07,209 --> 00:41:08,667
You have a beautiful home

831
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:09,501
Have a seat

832
00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:11,417
It's just an old place

833
00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:13,751
This is my husband Fred

834
00:41:14,376 --> 00:41:15,001
Hi, Fred

835
00:41:15,459 --> 00:41:17,667
Fred, your hairstyle is eye-popping

836
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:19,751
You have good taste, Beauty

837
00:41:20,417 --> 00:41:21,376
What is it called?

838
00:41:21,876 --> 00:41:22,751
Killah

839
00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:24,667
because I want to kill someone

840
00:41:25,667 --> 00:41:26,501
Why?

841
00:41:26,876 --> 00:41:28,667
Because someone is wearing my slippers

842
00:41:29,084 --> 00:41:29,751
Who?

843
00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:30,917
Guess

844
00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:33,501
What style are your slippers?

845
00:41:34,042 --> 00:41:34,709
Stripes

846
00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:36,959
This one?

847
00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:38,501
Exactly

848
00:41:39,709 --> 00:41:40,542
You're wearing them

849
00:41:41,334 --> 00:41:42,459
Sorry; I'll give them back

850
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:44,084
Please don't

851
00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:48,334
I'll never wear them after you have

852
00:41:48,459 --> 00:41:49,501
Crazy

853
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,084
Well

854
00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:55,834
I haven't had dinner with family in a long time

855
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:58,209
Since my husband died...

856
00:41:58,209 --> 00:42:01,209
We have company; don't talk about death

857
00:42:01,376 --> 00:42:02,417
However

858
00:42:03,001 --> 00:42:04,459
if we didn't have company

859
00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:07,667
I wouldn't be able to taste your cooking

860
00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:09,626
You want to eat,

861
00:42:09,626 --> 00:42:11,792
just tell me; I'm still alive

862
00:42:12,917 --> 00:42:13,834
Wait

863
00:42:14,084 --> 00:42:15,376
I want to update my Places

864
00:42:15,501 --> 00:42:16,751
Hunky BOY

865
00:42:16,876 --> 00:42:18,751
Are you on Facelook?

866
00:42:19,834 --> 00:42:20,876
No

867
00:42:21,376 --> 00:42:23,417
That's fine; I want a picture with you
to post on Facebook

868
00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:25,042
Where is my phone?

869
00:42:27,417 --> 00:42:27,959
Here

870
00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:29,292
Why would you keep my phone?

871
00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:30,584
Come, take a picture

872
00:42:30,626 --> 00:42:32,417
What for? You have tons of pictures of him

873
00:42:32,542 --> 00:42:33,709
None together

874
00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:35,876
Done

875
00:42:35,959 --> 00:42:37,709
Why don't we eat?

876
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,417
Yes, let's eat

877
00:42:39,459 --> 00:42:40,501
Forget about talking

878
00:42:43,292 --> 00:42:45,834
Your arms and legs are so muscular

879
00:42:45,876 --> 00:42:48,376
Have a chicken leg. A limb, good for your limbs

880
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,209
- Thanks
- You're welcome

881
00:42:50,417 --> 00:42:52,667
What's left for me, then?

882
00:42:53,042 --> 00:42:53,751
You?

883
00:42:54,792 --> 00:42:55,959
Look at you

884
00:42:56,209 --> 00:42:58,917
All the veins popping out on your neck

885
00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:00,501
Here, a neck, good for your neck

886
00:43:00,501 --> 00:43:01,876
Wonderful

887
00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:04,292
You know, my husband

888
00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:06,584
used to have a 40-inch chest like you

889
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,209
But the bulk has shifted, that's all

890
00:43:08,876 --> 00:43:10,751
Your cup size used to be a C

891
00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:12,251
It still is a C, "C" for cow

892
00:43:13,084 --> 00:43:14,709
Fred, you've gone too far

893
00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:17,001
That means you think she's too old

894
00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:18,542
She's only in her 40s

895
00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:20,834
I'm just 40

896
00:43:20,876 --> 00:43:21,417
Really?

897
00:43:21,417 --> 00:43:22,209
Of course

898
00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:24,084
I've gone to far?

899
00:43:24,459 --> 00:43:27,292
I slaved for my family for 20 years

900
00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:28,501
I've gone to far?

901
00:43:29,292 --> 00:43:30,542
Selling wigs

902
00:43:31,584 --> 00:43:33,042
until all my own hair fell out

903
00:43:34,126 --> 00:43:35,167
When I try wigs on

904
00:43:35,876 --> 00:43:36,917
for my clients

905
00:43:37,501 --> 00:43:38,542
they laugh and

906
00:43:39,042 --> 00:43:40,084
make fun of me

907
00:43:41,167 --> 00:43:42,292
Yet you

908
00:43:43,001 --> 00:43:44,542
flirt with a Hunky Boy at home

909
00:43:45,376 --> 00:43:46,209
Fred

910
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:47,334
I know

911
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:48,709
you have suffered so much

912
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,584
for your family

913
00:43:50,959 --> 00:43:51,626
I know that

914
00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:54,709
You used to have 6 or 7 real hairs

915
00:43:55,042 --> 00:43:57,167
and could do a centre parting

916
00:43:57,459 --> 00:44:01,167
but now, poor thing, you have none left

917
00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:03,501
You!

918
00:44:03,584 --> 00:44:05,376
Just tell me off; don't involve others

919
00:44:06,001 --> 00:44:07,334
You don't know how hard I've had it

920
00:44:07,334 --> 00:44:09,751
how much I've been through for this family

921
00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,834
I haven't gelled my nails in 10 days

922
00:44:11,876 --> 00:44:13,334
What a mess

923
00:44:13,626 --> 00:44:15,251
10 days without gel nails

924
00:44:15,459 --> 00:44:17,542
is the end of the world for a woman

925
00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,834
10 days without gel nails

926
00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:22,042
I've gone 10 years without gelling my hair

927
00:44:22,334 --> 00:44:23,667
Has anyone cared about me?

928
00:44:23,751 --> 00:44:25,126
Has anyone asked after me?

929
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:27,334
Not gelling hair is not the end of the world

930
00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:28,751
Nonsense

931
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:29,667
Ignore him, Hunky Boy

932
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:30,501
Let's eat

933
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,542
"Hunky Boy"; you slut

934
00:44:33,251 --> 00:44:33,792
What did you say?

935
00:44:34,001 --> 00:44:35,251
What slut?

936
00:44:36,292 --> 00:44:38,376
I can tolerate your wearing my slippers

937
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:41,251
I can put up with your playin

938
00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:42,834
and getting wet in the kitchen

939
00:44:43,834 --> 00:44:45,501
How can I put up with your

940
00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:48,126
pretending I don't exist

941
00:44:48,376 --> 00:44:49,417
at my dining table

942
00:44:49,459 --> 00:44:51,917
When did I ignore you; what do you want?

943
00:44:52,001 --> 00:44:52,626
Tell me

944
00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:55,667
Say it

945
00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:56,667
Let's get di...

946
00:44:57,251 --> 00:44:57,834
Fred

947
00:44:58,376 --> 00:45:00,001
You must not say that word

948
00:45:00,084 --> 00:45:02,334
Once you do, it's like money you've loaned

949
00:45:02,584 --> 00:45:03,792
There's no turning back

950
00:45:04,251 --> 00:45:05,001
Tell me

951
00:45:05,626 --> 00:45:06,667
Just say it boldly

952
00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:08,417
What do you want to say? You doubt me?

953
00:45:08,834 --> 00:45:11,209
Let's get to the abalone and I'll go

954
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,584
It's all a misunderstanding

955
00:45:12,667 --> 00:45:14,834
He is my husband

956
00:45:15,001 --> 00:45:15,709
It's just a misunderstanding

957
00:45:16,209 --> 00:45:17,459
Stay out of this, Broom hairstyle

958
00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,751
That's it; I've had it with you

959
00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,584
Is it so great to be bald?
You think I want this?

960
00:45:21,751 --> 00:45:22,501
At least it's real hair

961
00:45:23,834 --> 00:45:26,167
They're our guests; don't yell at them

962
00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:29,626
You're siding with him

963
00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:34,084
I want a divorce

964
00:45:37,126 --> 00:45:38,001
You...

965
00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:39,751
You want a divorce?

966
00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:41,251
A divorce, right?

967
00:45:41,334 --> 00:45:42,126
Then I will die in front of you

968
00:45:42,126 --> 00:45:42,876
I'm going to die

969
00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:43,792
No!

970
00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:45,084
I'm dying

971
00:45:45,167 --> 00:45:46,292
You think I won't?

972
00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:48,542
About to cut your neck? I'll cut down the

973
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,792
Come on

974
00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:52,084
Come on, bitch

975
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,917
Come on

976
00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,876
You try to come over

977
00:45:56,084 --> 00:45:57,042
All right

978
00:45:57,084 --> 00:45:57,834
Fred

979
00:45:58,459 --> 00:46:01,501
cutting your privates won't kill you

980
00:46:02,334 --> 00:46:05,959
I've seen men bleed for a week afterwards

981
00:46:06,126 --> 00:46:09,376
Still alive, just bleeding non-stop

982
00:46:09,376 --> 00:46:11,792
How painful that must have been

983
00:46:12,417 --> 00:46:14,084
It's painful, but you won't die

984
00:46:14,084 --> 00:46:15,001
But I'll die if I cut my neck

985
00:46:15,001 --> 00:46:16,126
If I cut down on it I will die

986
00:46:16,126 --> 00:46:17,042
I'll show you; come on

987
00:46:17,084 --> 00:46:17,626
Go ahead

988
00:46:17,626 --> 00:46:19,417
I'll show you

989
00:46:19,584 --> 00:46:21,459
Come on

990
00:46:21,542 --> 00:46:24,334
Come on

991
00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:26,667
Sean Paul is giving you his tablet

992
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:28,084
He hopes you will be quiet

993
00:46:28,084 --> 00:46:30,126
A peaceful family is the highest priority

994
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:36,667
Good boy

995
00:46:37,251 --> 00:46:38,667
You must behave

996
00:46:41,501 --> 00:46:44,042
They always argue; let's eat

997
00:46:44,126 --> 00:46:48,251
They do that every day; let's eat as a family

998
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:06,251
Auntie

999
00:47:06,834 --> 00:47:08,251
I just wanted to tell you

1000
00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:09,376
We've decided

1001
00:47:09,626 --> 00:47:10,959
Your Uncle's funeral is tomorrow

1002
00:47:11,376 --> 00:47:13,334
Why so sudden

1003
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:14,917
Auntie, why didn't you tell me sooner

1004
00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:17,917
I don't want it to affect your birthday

1005
00:47:18,251 --> 00:47:19,459
And Canada is so far away

1006
00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:21,584
I've asked your father not to come

1007
00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:25,667
But at this time I should be with you

1008
00:47:26,292 --> 00:47:29,542
I'm fine; many people are with me here

1009
00:47:30,292 --> 00:47:31,542
How are things with your dad?

1010
00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:34,751
About the same

1011
00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:36,584
What are you up to these days?

1012
00:47:37,251 --> 00:47:38,126
Nothing

1013
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:42,001
But don't let Dad know you called

1014
00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:44,584
Father and daughter shouldn't stay angry

1015
00:47:44,667 --> 00:47:46,626
I don't know what happened between you

1016
00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:48,834
But take good care

1017
00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:51,417
You too, Auntie; take care

1018
00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:53,334
Bye

1019
00:48:10,084 --> 00:48:11,042
What's wrong, Boss?

1020
00:48:13,709 --> 00:48:15,417
My uncle passed away

1021
00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:19,042
I'm not with my aunt in her time of need

1022
00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:22,584
You and your aunt love each other

1023
00:48:23,709 --> 00:48:24,667
Yes

1024
00:48:24,834 --> 00:48:27,751
Only she knows where my secret base is

1025
00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:30,459
Every time I hid and cried she'd find me

1026
00:48:30,459 --> 00:48:31,042
Ding

1027
00:48:32,501 --> 00:48:33,626
It's not your fault

1028
00:48:34,751 --> 00:48:37,917
Your dad said that in a moment of anger

1029
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,584
You haven't bathed or eaten in days

1030
00:48:42,709 --> 00:48:44,084
Let me cook for you, okay?

1031
00:48:46,417 --> 00:48:47,417
Pudding

1032
00:48:48,876 --> 00:48:49,751
Soufflé

1033
00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:53,584
It's okay that you don't want to eat

1034
00:48:54,084 --> 00:48:55,292
Auntie will stay here with you

1035
00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:03,584
That's how Auntie is

1036
00:49:04,292 --> 00:49:06,292
When I needed someone the most

1037
00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:07,959
she was always by my side

1038
00:49:10,709 --> 00:49:12,334
She will know that you're thinking of her

1039
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:16,792
Will your dad be at the funeral?

1040
00:49:18,001 --> 00:49:19,876
Auntie said no

1041
00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:25,292
Were you always on bad terms with your dad?

1042
00:49:28,167 --> 00:49:29,292
No

1043
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,792
When I was little, Dad loved me

1044
00:49:32,209 --> 00:49:33,709
We were best friends

1045
00:49:34,209 --> 00:49:36,459
He let me ride on his shoulders,

1046
00:49:36,792 --> 00:49:38,501
taught me how to ride a bike,

1047
00:49:39,126 --> 00:49:40,292
drew chalk drawings with me

1048
00:49:40,417 --> 00:49:41,876
and watched the stars

1049
00:49:43,001 --> 00:49:45,584
We were very poor but happy

1050
00:49:46,209 --> 00:49:49,334
We're taking off...fly!

1051
00:49:49,709 --> 00:49:52,001
Daddy, what star is that?

1052
00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:54,584
It's Gold Star

1053
00:49:55,042 --> 00:49:56,209
And that?

1054
00:49:58,959 --> 00:50:00,209
Ice Cream Star

1055
00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:03,334
Daddy, when can we go there to play?

1056
00:50:05,334 --> 00:50:07,334
When I am rich

1057
00:50:07,417 --> 00:50:10,626
I'll take you and Mom to visit all the stars

1058
00:50:10,834 --> 00:50:11,459
Okay?

1059
00:50:11,459 --> 00:50:12,542
Hurray

1060
00:50:14,126 --> 00:50:15,751
Dinner time!

1061
00:50:16,501 --> 00:50:19,001
Coming

1062
00:50:19,959 --> 00:50:22,251
To make our lives better

1063
00:50:22,251 --> 00:50:24,626
Dad was forced to take a job in Singapore

1064
00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:26,626
leaving Mom and me here

1065
00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:31,209
I felt like a sidekick without her hero

1066
00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:34,667
So sad, so lonely

1067
00:50:35,584 --> 00:50:37,876
But I trusted Dad to return

1068
00:50:37,876 --> 00:50:39,459
and keep his promise

1069
00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:45,584
Was I naive to believe what he said?

1070
00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:51,626
We seldom saw each other after that

1071
00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:21,501
You've been a good boy; as a reward

1072
00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:22,792
you may sleep in the living room tonight

1073
00:51:25,209 --> 00:51:26,584
Thanks, Boss

1074
00:51:49,959 --> 00:51:52,667
You're cute when you're not throwing a fit

1075
00:51:58,917 --> 00:52:00,959
What is it? ls there a robber?

1076
00:52:01,084 --> 00:52:02,542
Is there? A robber?

1077
00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:03,251
Is there?

1078
00:52:03,459 --> 00:52:05,667
It's fine; please don't come

1079
00:52:16,584 --> 00:52:17,167
YOu!

1080
00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:21,376
I rewarded you and you ordered takeout?

1081
00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:23,959
I didn't order takeout

1082
00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:25,459
It just showed up

1083
00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:27,126
Go to hell

1084
00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:30,042
Sorry

1085
00:52:30,084 --> 00:52:32,126
Am I in the wrong house again?

1086
00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:44,042
Pardon me

1087
00:52:44,126 --> 00:52:47,292
I often get drunk and misread the house number

1088
00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,251
Sorry

1089
00:52:48,501 --> 00:52:50,917
Just go home, then

1090
00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,376
Why mess up my kitchen?

1091
00:52:52,584 --> 00:52:54,001
I made breakfast

1092
00:52:54,376 --> 00:52:56,501
to try to apologize to you

1093
00:52:56,501 --> 00:52:58,792
You cook very well; look

1094
00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:00,209
how round the yolk is

1095
00:53:00,334 --> 00:53:01,334
The sausages are straight

1096
00:53:01,334 --> 00:53:03,501
Yes; the vegetables are so mixed

1097
00:53:04,209 --> 00:53:05,167
Eat up

1098
00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:06,209
Okay?

1099
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:08,417
Eat it while it's hot

1100
00:53:38,542 --> 00:53:39,751
You eat sausages that way, too

1101
00:53:39,751 --> 00:53:42,084
Yes, we get along great

1102
00:53:47,251 --> 00:53:49,001
I'm done

1103
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:53,376
I won't see you off

1104
00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:55,501
Mr Chan next door is waiting for his breakfast

1105
00:53:55,751 --> 00:53:56,792
Goodbye forever

1106
00:53:57,209 --> 00:53:58,126
Just you wait

1107
00:53:58,584 --> 00:54:01,376
A beautiful, over-ambitious stewardess,

1108
00:54:01,501 --> 00:54:02,876
KB's talent is flirting with her eyes

1109
00:54:02,959 --> 00:54:04,084
A narcissist,

1110
00:54:04,209 --> 00:54:06,417
she never gives up a chance of looking

1111
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:07,834
at herself in a mirror

1112
00:54:08,501 --> 00:54:10,584
She believes there are no men

1113
00:54:10,709 --> 00:54:12,459
she cannot conquer on earth

1114
00:54:15,376 --> 00:54:17,959
Her hobby is collecting nerds

1115
00:54:18,126 --> 00:54:21,126
to establish her own nerd nation

1116
00:54:34,751 --> 00:54:35,917
Hi

1117
00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:38,001
Hanging laundry?

1118
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:39,542
Sunbathing?

1119
00:54:40,084 --> 00:54:43,001
Yes; I'm still hung over

1120
00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:45,209
so I'm getting some sun

1121
00:54:47,667 --> 00:54:51,251
Few men nowadays can do laundry

1122
00:54:54,209 --> 00:54:55,917
Oops; I dropped it

1123
00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:02,959
Your skin is so fair

1124
00:55:03,292 --> 00:55:05,376
Why don't you sunbathe with me?

1125
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:07,084
I'll rub suntan oil on you

1126
00:55:08,792 --> 00:55:10,292
We have all kinds of oils

1127
00:55:10,542 --> 00:55:14,876
Peanut oil, hair oil, snake oil; we have it all

1128
00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:18,792
Dropped it again

1129
00:55:22,501 --> 00:55:25,251
Must you drop everything?

1130
00:55:25,959 --> 00:55:29,209
I remember now: I like to sunbathe

1131
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:32,834
No, you like to sit under a lamp.
Get downstairs

1132
00:55:35,084 --> 00:55:36,542
You think that will do it?

1133
00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:46,459
There must be handsome guys nearby

1134
00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:50,167
But there really aren't any

1135
00:56:57,959 --> 00:57:01,459
Ma'am, you look pained

1136
00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:02,792
Are you constipated?

1137
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:04,501
Not today

1138
00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:07,667
Juliana

1139
00:57:07,709 --> 00:57:09,001
May I ask you a question?

1140
00:57:09,417 --> 00:57:10,167
Go ahead

1141
00:57:12,334 --> 00:57:13,084
Do you think

1142
00:57:13,959 --> 00:57:15,417
I'm prettier,

1143
00:57:16,042 --> 00:57:18,876
or KB from

1144
00:57:19,292 --> 00:57:22,417
next door? What do you think?

1145
00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:24,251
The stewardess KB

1146
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:26,209
needless to say

1147
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:26,876
Yes

1148
00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:28,084
Of course she is

1149
00:57:28,084 --> 00:57:31,042
She's so much more attractive than you

1150
00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:32,167
Save me some face, at least

1151
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:35,792
Ma'am, you know

1152
00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,501
I don't like to lie

1153
00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:41,042
I am frank and direct

1154
00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:42,709
Got it

1155
00:57:44,209 --> 00:57:44,959
Can it be

1156
00:57:45,876 --> 00:57:47,001
Sir is being naughty?

1157
00:57:47,292 --> 00:57:48,459
Not yet

1158
00:57:49,209 --> 00:57:50,459
but soon, now

1159
00:57:51,834 --> 00:57:54,584
We Indonesian women are very strong

1160
00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:56,959
I see that you are distressed

1161
00:57:57,459 --> 00:57:59,251
Let me, the Indonesian Nostradamus,

1162
00:57:59,334 --> 00:58:00,376
teach you some killer moves

1163
00:58:02,292 --> 00:58:02,834
How?

1164
00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:06,042
It used to be

1165
00:58:06,084 --> 00:58:09,126
women had to be gentle to men

1166
00:58:09,167 --> 00:58:10,876
and know how to cook

1167
00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:13,001
and make soup

1168
00:58:13,001 --> 00:58:14,501
That's right. Will it work?

1169
00:58:15,126 --> 00:58:16,501
Times have changed

1170
00:58:17,334 --> 00:58:19,834
Now you must do what he likes

1171
00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:24,334
So play video games if he like to

1172
00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:26,751
Most importantly

1173
00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:29,001
is of course watching soccer with him

1174
00:58:29,292 --> 00:58:30,042
Really?

1175
00:58:30,126 --> 00:58:30,876
Yes

1176
00:58:30,876 --> 00:58:34,042
I love watching soccer

1177
00:58:34,042 --> 00:58:36,042
Congratulations; it's ready

1178
00:58:36,042 --> 00:58:37,626
You'll surely win

1179
00:58:38,042 --> 00:58:39,084
goodbye

1180
00:58:39,459 --> 00:58:40,501
Fine, if you don't want to hug

1181
00:58:40,667 --> 00:58:41,751
You'll win

1182
00:58:48,126 --> 00:58:50,209
Minion, come watch this game

1183
00:58:50,209 --> 00:58:51,709
Who's playing?

1184
00:58:52,626 --> 00:58:54,001
Arsenal vs Hotspurs

1185
00:58:54,334 --> 00:58:55,751
London Derby!

1186
00:58:56,209 --> 00:58:58,751
I have an Arsenal jersey

1187
00:58:58,834 --> 00:59:01,126
Yes! You gotta wear a jersey when you watch

1188
00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:02,667
And it's the game version!

1189
00:59:02,876 --> 00:59:05,792
With a lot of junk food

1190
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:08,209
Boss, we really think along the same lines

1191
00:59:08,251 --> 00:59:09,501
Let's invite KB to join us

1192
00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:13,292
You don't want this?

1193
00:59:13,292 --> 00:59:14,251
I'll open it for you

1194
00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:19,917
You gotta wear a team uniform when you watch

1195
00:59:22,876 --> 00:59:24,917
I was a Football Baby

1196
00:59:25,959 --> 00:59:27,376
But you have the wrong team

1197
00:59:28,251 --> 00:59:29,834
It's fine as long as I look nice

1198
00:59:31,751 --> 00:59:32,834
It's starting

1199
00:59:33,126 --> 00:59:33,792
Starting now

1200
00:59:34,667 --> 00:59:37,167
Walcott is on a roll; he'll make goals today

1201
00:59:37,584 --> 00:59:38,834
Too bad Giroud is not playing

1202
00:59:38,834 --> 00:59:40,751
I'm sure he'll play in the second half

1203
00:59:40,876 --> 00:59:42,709
Giroud is so handsome

1204
00:59:42,792 --> 00:59:45,626
Sanchez...

1205
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:49,042
Offside

1206
00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:52,834
Oh, no, he counters

1207
00:59:52,959 --> 00:59:56,001
Hold it...

1208
00:59:57,209 --> 00:59:58,292
Wild ball!

1209
00:59:58,292 --> 00:59:59,542
Damn!

1210
00:59:59,751 --> 01:00:02,292
I bet a fortune on the first goal! Bastards!

1211
01:00:15,376 --> 01:00:16,584
Sorry

1212
01:00:17,334 --> 01:00:20,001
And that was Game Over

1213
01:00:20,001 --> 01:00:24,292
"3pm, Kowloon Peak"

1214
01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:37,084
It's after 3; he's not here

1215
01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:40,751
Did something happen to him?

1216
01:00:40,751 --> 01:00:41,626
What can happen?

1217
01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:45,209
When Daddy drove to the village

1218
01:00:45,334 --> 01:00:46,709
he encountered a UFO

1219
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,417
Your imagination is pretty wild

1220
01:00:57,292 --> 01:00:59,126
Then why isn't he here?

1221
01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:01,917
Boss

1222
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:04,792
there's something I've wanted to tell you

1223
01:01:05,251 --> 01:01:06,292
Go ahead

1224
01:01:06,709 --> 01:01:08,126
The fact that your dad won't come

1225
01:01:08,542 --> 01:01:10,792
proves we don't know how to be kidnappers

1226
01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,459
Are you trying to play tricks now?

1227
01:01:12,792 --> 01:01:14,251
Going back on your word?

1228
01:01:15,126 --> 01:01:16,459
It's not that I don't want to help you

1229
01:01:17,084 --> 01:01:18,209
But I can see

1230
01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,501
that you don't want to blackmail your dad

1231
01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:22,667
You just want him to care about you

1232
01:01:23,834 --> 01:01:26,042
You know that? Are we old friends?

1233
01:01:26,084 --> 01:01:27,626
We've only known each other a few days

1234
01:01:28,042 --> 01:01:28,626
Right

1235
01:01:29,584 --> 01:01:30,709
I'm just a nobody but

1236
01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:34,126
I know that even if you continue this kidnap

1237
01:01:34,501 --> 01:01:36,542
he won't change his mind and forgive you

1238
01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:42,709
Boss

1239
01:01:43,709 --> 01:01:46,667
stop doing more things to anger him

1240
01:01:48,626 --> 01:01:49,584
Let it go

1241
01:01:50,834 --> 01:01:52,209
You finally accepted my proposal

1242
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,459
Boss

1243
01:01:54,834 --> 01:01:55,834
I'm hungry

1244
01:01:59,417 --> 01:02:01,292
Where are you going? I want to eat, too

1245
01:02:01,792 --> 01:02:05,334
I want the beef brisket noodles I didn't get

1246
01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:06,667
Great

1247
01:02:30,334 --> 01:02:33,084
Why are you closed already?

1248
01:02:33,501 --> 01:02:35,542
And you're wearing a suit

1249
01:02:36,667 --> 01:02:38,042
I'm closed for a family celebration

1250
01:02:38,126 --> 01:02:40,209
Your daughter is getting married
and you're here

1251
01:02:41,334 --> 01:02:42,376
I wanted to go

1252
01:02:43,584 --> 01:02:45,209
but you heard her that day

1253
01:02:46,709 --> 01:02:48,376
My daughter didn't want me there

1254
01:02:48,834 --> 01:02:50,626
She may not want you to go

1255
01:02:51,084 --> 01:02:53,751
but no one can stop you, the bride's father

1256
01:02:55,917 --> 01:02:57,417
I don't want to embarrass her

1257
01:03:00,501 --> 01:03:02,417
Even at my age I'm so naive

1258
01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:08,626
My daughter is getting married today

1259
01:03:09,876 --> 01:03:11,709
I couldn't sleep last night

1260
01:03:14,376 --> 01:03:16,167
so I made some fish balls

1261
01:03:17,584 --> 01:03:19,667
When she was a kid she loved them

1262
01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:26,376
they're no good now

1263
01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:30,334
they're no good now

1264
01:03:32,334 --> 01:03:33,626
I should throw them out

1265
01:03:37,584 --> 01:03:39,417
I will be your daughter for one day

1266
01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:41,626
and eat up all the fish balls

1267
01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:48,626
I thought you hated fish balls

1268
01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,376
But you must do what I say

1269
01:03:51,084 --> 01:03:54,001
I'll eat the fish balls;
you must go to the weddin

1270
01:03:55,084 --> 01:03:56,001
I'm not going

1271
01:03:56,376 --> 01:03:59,417
You must go; even if she tells you off

1272
01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:00,751
you must go

1273
01:04:00,876 --> 01:04:01,792
I'm not going

1274
01:04:02,959 --> 01:04:04,417
All I wish is that

1275
01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:06,876
she will marry well

1276
01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:08,792
I'll be fine

1277
01:04:11,542 --> 01:04:12,667
You two be off now

1278
01:04:12,876 --> 01:04:14,251
You have to go

1279
01:04:14,626 --> 01:04:16,292
Some things you must do now

1280
01:04:16,292 --> 01:04:18,334
or you'll regret it for the rest of your life

1281
01:04:20,084 --> 01:04:21,459
I am an example

1282
01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:23,459
I know what regret is

1283
01:04:24,042 --> 01:04:26,251
When Dad left Mom and me

1284
01:04:26,834 --> 01:04:28,459
I needed friends

1285
01:04:28,917 --> 01:04:30,376
I wanted to know more people

1286
01:04:30,542 --> 01:04:32,126
to try to find my hero

1287
01:04:33,626 --> 01:04:36,334
Sometimes I would stay out for days

1288
01:04:37,292 --> 01:04:39,751
I forgot Mom had health problems

1289
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:42,667
and still had to work; she suffered

1290
01:04:43,959 --> 01:04:46,334
while I just did what I wanted

1291
01:04:46,501 --> 01:04:48,334
I never took care of Mom

1292
01:04:53,876 --> 01:04:56,834
When I found out, it was too late

1293
01:05:02,501 --> 01:05:04,001
Which room is Mrs Ding in?

1294
01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:04,751
Number One

1295
01:05:04,751 --> 01:05:05,542
Okay, thanks

1296
01:05:27,376 --> 01:05:28,709
You just got here?

1297
01:05:29,001 --> 01:05:30,792
You sent your mother to an early grave

1298
01:05:34,209 --> 01:05:35,501
Mommy!

1299
01:05:36,417 --> 01:05:38,209
Mommy!

1300
01:05:39,751 --> 01:05:42,584
Look at yourself; you barely look human

1301
01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:44,126
Get out

1302
01:05:44,251 --> 01:05:45,334
- Get out
- No

1303
01:05:45,334 --> 01:05:46,709
Daddy,no

1304
01:05:46,834 --> 01:05:48,792
- Now
- Daddy, no

1305
01:05:50,459 --> 01:05:52,501
You're of no use here; go

1306
01:05:52,876 --> 01:05:53,626
Get out

1307
01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:55,417
Mommy!

1308
01:05:55,834 --> 01:05:56,584
Get out

1309
01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:57,542
Get out

1310
01:05:58,334 --> 01:05:59,209
Get out

1311
01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:01,584
Get out

1312
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:03,126
Mommy!

1313
01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:04,876
I don't want to see you

1314
01:06:04,876 --> 01:06:06,876
No

1315
01:06:06,959 --> 01:06:07,959
Get out

1316
01:06:08,209 --> 01:06:10,542
I want my Mommy

1317
01:06:12,084 --> 01:06:13,209
No

1318
01:06:13,251 --> 01:06:14,584
Promise me, all right?

1319
01:06:14,626 --> 01:06:17,542
Don't make yourself regret this; you must go

1320
01:06:19,709 --> 01:06:20,501
All right

1321
01:06:21,709 --> 01:06:22,501
<i>I'll go</i>

1322
01:06:24,459 --> 01:06:26,251
Even if she tells me off when I'm there

1323
01:06:27,126 --> 01:06:28,042
I must go

1324
01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:30,626
The most important day in a father's life

1325
01:06:31,709 --> 01:06:33,501
is his daughter's wedding day

1326
01:06:43,126 --> 01:06:46,292
"Canada"

1327
01:07:04,084 --> 01:07:06,209
Every time I came back from a trip

1328
01:07:06,709 --> 01:07:08,209
this is how my home would be

1329
01:07:09,876 --> 01:07:11,042
A mess, just like this

1330
01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:14,251
I would always get upset

1331
01:07:15,001 --> 01:07:18,084
but Richard would proudly say,

1332
01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,167
"That's my style"

1333
01:07:25,626 --> 01:07:26,917
I think

1334
01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:28,876
all of us here knew him well.

1335
01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:30,501
He was such a wonderful guy

1336
01:07:30,876 --> 01:07:33,917
You may not know he had that quirk

1337
01:07:35,209 --> 01:07:36,626
Our lives are short

1338
01:07:37,876 --> 01:07:40,751
One day, you'll wake up and become old

1339
01:07:42,709 --> 01:07:44,626
Then you look at the one next to you

1340
01:07:45,042 --> 01:07:46,126
You will

1341
01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:50,167
think they are not good enough,

1342
01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:52,042
want to change them

1343
01:07:53,126 --> 01:07:55,709
or even find someone better

1344
01:08:00,584 --> 01:08:01,584
But

1345
01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:06,126
no one is perfect

1346
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:10,626
and it is these

1347
01:08:11,584 --> 01:08:13,542
minor imperfections

1348
01:08:14,751 --> 01:08:16,334
that make up

1349
01:08:17,626 --> 01:08:18,667
that most perfect

1350
01:08:21,834 --> 01:08:23,459
someone next to you

1351
01:08:27,959 --> 01:08:30,917
I sincerely hope you will

1352
01:08:31,959 --> 01:08:33,334
treasure

1353
01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:35,042
that imperfect someone

1354
01:08:35,667 --> 01:08:37,542
next to you

1355
01:08:38,251 --> 01:08:39,417
Thank you all for coming today

1356
01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:14,292
"Ding has really been kidnapped,"

1357
01:09:14,292 --> 01:09:16,792
"but you are her kidnapper"

1358
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,626
- Car
- Take it easy

1359
01:10:14,626 --> 01:10:15,417
Don't be scared

1360
01:10:15,417 --> 01:10:16,709
Believe in yourself

1361
01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:20,626
Boss

1362
01:10:20,959 --> 01:10:22,417
Boss, are you okay?

1363
01:10:22,501 --> 01:10:23,917
It really hurts

1364
01:10:24,209 --> 01:10:25,251
I'm fine

1365
01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:27,126
You said you'd watch over me

1366
01:10:27,209 --> 01:10:28,292
I did

1367
01:10:28,542 --> 01:10:29,792
You watched me fall

1368
01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:31,459
It really hurts

1369
01:10:32,084 --> 01:10:33,001
Are you okay?

1370
01:10:33,209 --> 01:10:34,209
It really hurts

1371
01:10:36,001 --> 01:10:36,917
It really hurts

1372
01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:38,417
Boss

1373
01:10:38,667 --> 01:10:39,417
It really hurts

1374
01:10:39,542 --> 01:10:40,542
Boss, are you okay?

1375
01:10:40,959 --> 01:10:41,709
It really hurts

1376
01:10:42,167 --> 01:10:43,167
Is it a broken bone?

1377
01:10:44,292 --> 01:10:44,917
Boss

1378
01:10:45,376 --> 01:10:46,459
Is it a broken bone?

1379
01:10:46,584 --> 01:10:47,459
Careful; take it easy

1380
01:10:47,459 --> 01:10:49,167
Get up slowly

1381
01:11:03,876 --> 01:11:05,126
Hang in there, Boss

1382
01:11:05,876 --> 01:11:07,126
I won't let anything happen to you

1383
01:11:17,459 --> 01:11:19,584
Hello

1384
01:11:35,876 --> 01:11:36,876
Pardon me

1385
01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:38,834
Help!

1386
01:11:39,834 --> 01:11:41,001
Doctor

1387
01:11:41,876 --> 01:11:43,459
My friend is bleeding internally

1388
01:11:43,459 --> 01:11:45,167
Put her on the bed here

1389
01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:46,292
Yes; Doctor

1390
01:11:46,292 --> 01:11:47,542
She just fell down

1391
01:11:47,626 --> 01:11:50,001
I think she may have broken a rib

1392
01:11:50,126 --> 01:11:50,959
Calm down

1393
01:11:50,959 --> 01:11:52,376
Dr Chan will examine the patient.
Please wait outside

1394
01:11:52,501 --> 01:11:53,251
Thank you, Doctor

1395
01:11:53,251 --> 01:11:53,876
All right

1396
01:11:59,542 --> 01:12:01,959
Don't worry; Dr Chan is very good

1397
01:12:02,542 --> 01:12:04,001
Ding's family, please come in

1398
01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:08,292
I gave her a shot

1399
01:12:08,834 --> 01:12:09,751
to ease the pain

1400
01:12:09,917 --> 01:12:11,126
She just needs to

1401
01:12:11,292 --> 01:12:12,584
take her meds on time and rest at home

1402
01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:13,667
But, Doctor

1403
01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:14,876
she's not bleeding internally?

1404
01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:16,001
Does she need an X-ray?

1405
01:12:16,251 --> 01:12:18,459
Some women get very heavy periods

1406
01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,709
It's not easy being a woman

1407
01:12:24,001 --> 01:12:26,334
but you're lucky to have such a caring husband

1408
01:12:27,334 --> 01:12:28,292
He's not my husband

1409
01:12:31,376 --> 01:12:33,501
But he cares so much about you

1410
01:12:33,709 --> 01:12:35,667
that it will soon happen

1411
01:12:36,584 --> 01:12:37,751
She's fine

1412
01:12:37,876 --> 01:12:38,792
But you

1413
01:12:39,334 --> 01:12:40,417
need a few stitches

1414
01:12:48,459 --> 01:12:49,459
Stop laughing

1415
01:12:50,001 --> 01:12:51,626
How would I know about you women?

1416
01:12:52,626 --> 01:12:53,917
Were you always this silly?

1417
01:12:54,376 --> 01:12:55,334
How would I know?

1418
01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:57,626
But I think I must have been really smart

1419
01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:03,626
Why are you thinking, Boss?

1420
01:13:05,709 --> 01:13:07,709
When you regain your memory

1421
01:13:07,709 --> 01:13:09,251
will you forget about me?

1422
01:13:10,001 --> 01:13:10,959
Of course not

1423
01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:12,834
You said I'm a kidnapper

1424
01:13:13,251 --> 01:13:15,584
Even if I recall my past
I'd still be a kidnapper

1425
01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:17,876
so you'll always be my Boss

1426
01:13:19,501 --> 01:13:23,334
That's easy to say when you have amnesia

1427
01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,376
Trust me, Boss

1428
01:13:28,459 --> 01:13:29,251
Okay

1429
01:13:30,209 --> 01:13:32,459
Here's a gift for being a good boy

1430
01:13:32,626 --> 01:13:33,709
A gift for me?

1431
01:13:35,251 --> 01:13:38,376
This is your Space Guardian badge

1432
01:13:39,001 --> 01:13:41,334
for you to protect the universe

1433
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,501
and most important, to protect me

1434
01:13:43,667 --> 01:13:46,542
I hereby return your real identity to you

1435
01:13:47,626 --> 01:13:48,167
Yes

1436
01:13:48,626 --> 01:13:49,459
But

1437
01:13:49,501 --> 01:13:51,542
What? You don't want it?

1438
01:13:51,917 --> 01:13:53,376
It's not that

1439
01:13:53,501 --> 01:13:55,501
But before I protect the universe

1440
01:13:55,876 --> 01:13:57,292
draw a bell here for me

1441
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:00,626
What bell? I can't draw

1442
01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:02,834
You drew one before

1443
01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:03,876
I have amnesia

1444
01:14:42,251 --> 01:14:45,334
"Open me if you're hungry"

1445
01:14:50,501 --> 01:14:51,751
"I'm very nutritious; patients should drink me"

1446
01:14:54,334 --> 01:14:56,501
"Eat me"

1447
01:14:57,209 --> 01:14:59,917
"Don't drink me cold; nuke me first"

1448
01:15:09,876 --> 01:15:14,167
"Warning: don't eat it all at once"

1449
01:15:26,626 --> 01:15:29,501
Do you think he's the hero to my sidekick?

1450
01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:32,084
Of course. 80 - 90% chance

1451
01:15:32,084 --> 01:15:34,167
Just marry him

1452
01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:37,376
Don't be silly; he never said he loves me

1453
01:15:38,084 --> 01:15:39,876
If he's a real man he'd love the stewardess

1454
01:15:39,876 --> 01:15:42,792
Maybe he's cheating with her already

1455
01:15:44,917 --> 01:15:46,376
No way

1456
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:48,459
Miss, please hire me

1457
01:15:48,459 --> 01:15:49,542
I'll stalk him for you

1458
01:15:49,751 --> 01:15:52,001
I want to bring the stewardess back to Mars

1459
01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:54,334
But I think Juliana is more attractive

1460
01:15:54,917 --> 01:15:57,501
I'll teach you a sexy dance;
fight her to the death

1461
01:15:58,209 --> 01:15:59,209
Don't forget he has amnesia

1462
01:15:59,209 --> 01:16:00,876
Maybe he's already married with children

1463
01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:05,001
Then you'll be a homewrecker

1464
01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:08,292
Even if he's single you're in trouble

1465
01:16:08,292 --> 01:16:09,542
You lied to him about everything

1466
01:16:09,876 --> 01:16:10,876
You are so noisy

1467
01:16:10,876 --> 01:16:12,626
I have an early morning at Kindergarten

1468
01:16:12,626 --> 01:16:13,667
Shut up

1469
01:16:16,209 --> 01:16:18,417
You dare hurt my Goddess? I'll kill you

1470
01:16:21,292 --> 01:16:22,417
To the death!

1471
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:29,667
Be quiet

1472
01:16:33,209 --> 01:16:35,167
How annoying; he's been gone all day

1473
01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:36,292
I wonder where he went

1474
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:38,001
He makes me worry so much

1475
01:16:45,751 --> 01:16:47,459
What is it? Where are you taking me?

1476
01:16:47,459 --> 01:16:49,709
Calm down; we'll be there soon

1477
01:16:50,917 --> 01:16:51,709
Here we are

1478
01:16:52,251 --> 01:16:52,876
Arrived?

1479
01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:54,959
- For what?
- Happy birthday, Boss

1480
01:16:57,001 --> 01:16:58,292
How do you know it's my birthday?

1481
01:16:58,584 --> 01:17:00,542
I don't have an identity card but you do

1482
01:17:01,542 --> 01:17:02,501
This is for you

1483
01:17:02,709 --> 01:17:03,709
What is it?

1484
01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:08,126
This is "The Boss"

1485
01:17:08,959 --> 01:17:10,542
my interstellar journey for you

1486
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,042
It's gorgeous

1487
01:17:12,042 --> 01:17:13,667
Thank you

1488
01:17:13,709 --> 01:17:14,709
Are you ready, Boss?

1489
01:17:14,709 --> 01:17:15,584
Yes

1490
01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:17,042
Then let's take off

1491
01:17:17,042 --> 01:17:19,542
Let's go

1492
01:17:20,251 --> 01:17:22,626
Boss, how do rockets take off?

1493
01:17:27,501 --> 01:17:28,376
Hurry

1494
01:17:51,751 --> 01:17:53,959
It's Saturn

1495
01:17:54,042 --> 01:17:54,667
It's Fred

1496
01:17:54,667 --> 01:17:55,917
Yes, I am Saturn

1497
01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:57,292
You're not wearing a wig

1498
01:17:57,292 --> 01:17:58,501
Happy birthday

1499
01:18:10,751 --> 01:18:12,167
It's the shopkeeper

1500
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,376
Good to see you again, Beauty

1501
01:18:13,459 --> 01:18:14,542
Happy birthday

1502
01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:20,459
Ma'am

1503
01:18:20,751 --> 01:18:24,126
welcome to Juliana's Mercury

1504
01:18:24,126 --> 01:18:25,584
See how beautiful I am

1505
01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:26,667
Thank you

1506
01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:30,959
Happy birthday

1507
01:18:33,251 --> 01:18:35,459
Hello

1508
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,709
Hello

1509
01:18:37,709 --> 01:18:40,042
We are from Housewife Planet

1510
01:18:40,292 --> 01:18:42,251
Happy Birthday

1511
01:18:42,792 --> 01:18:44,251
Thank you

1512
01:18:53,334 --> 01:18:56,834
I am space pirate Fishball Wah

1513
01:19:00,834 --> 01:19:03,501
Beware of my fish ball comets

1514
01:19:46,209 --> 01:19:48,459
They were all so cute

1515
01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:54,292
This birthday party was as happy as a dream

1516
01:19:55,542 --> 01:19:57,667
I love your chalk the most

1517
01:19:58,376 --> 01:20:00,709
If only my dad were here

1518
01:20:03,584 --> 01:20:04,417
Boss

1519
01:20:05,792 --> 01:20:08,876
go to your dad and tell him everything

1520
01:20:08,959 --> 01:20:10,709
I'm sure he will understand

1521
01:20:12,459 --> 01:20:14,917
Don't worry; I'll go with you

1522
01:20:17,876 --> 01:20:19,417
Thanks for being so nice to me

1523
01:20:23,917 --> 01:20:24,876
Okay

1524
01:20:25,084 --> 01:20:27,001
Since you're such a good boy

1525
01:20:27,001 --> 01:20:28,959
I have a gift for you

1526
01:20:29,334 --> 01:20:30,751
Even I have a gift

1527
01:20:32,751 --> 01:20:34,792
I will formally introduce myself

1528
01:20:36,042 --> 01:20:37,376
My name is Ding

1529
01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:39,584
My name is...

1530
01:20:42,792 --> 01:20:44,917
I wish I remember my name

1531
01:20:48,667 --> 01:20:50,334
Actually I can tell you

1532
01:20:57,459 --> 01:20:58,792
Let's go

1533
01:21:23,501 --> 01:21:24,251
Shut up

1534
01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:25,584
Help!

1535
01:21:29,751 --> 01:21:31,459
Try to scream now

1536
01:21:32,709 --> 01:21:33,417
Police!

1537
01:21:33,417 --> 01:21:34,334
What police?

1538
01:21:45,626 --> 01:21:46,751
I'm the police?

1539
01:21:47,084 --> 01:21:48,501
Am I not a kidnapper?

1540
01:21:49,292 --> 01:21:50,167
Boss

1541
01:21:58,292 --> 01:21:59,251
Boss

1542
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:02,751
Boss

1543
01:22:04,126 --> 01:22:04,917
Boss

1544
01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:00,459
Be careful

1545
01:23:01,501 --> 01:23:02,709
Turn right

1546
01:23:04,584 --> 01:23:06,209
Oh, no! Police; let's get out of here

1547
01:23:07,501 --> 01:23:09,834
There are so many road blocks in Sai Kung

1548
01:23:13,584 --> 01:23:14,334
Kidnapper

1549
01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:15,376
Kid Rapper?

1550
01:23:15,417 --> 01:23:17,084
Kidnapper

1551
01:23:18,126 --> 01:23:20,459
You kidnapped me; I'm your responsibility

1552
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:23,001
I can't release you?

1553
01:23:23,292 --> 01:23:24,209
From now on

1554
01:23:24,209 --> 01:23:26,376
I'm the boss; work for me

1555
01:23:26,667 --> 01:23:27,792
What?

1556
01:23:29,209 --> 01:23:30,084
Boss, you lied to me

1557
01:23:30,167 --> 01:23:32,334
This is your Space Guardian badge

1558
01:23:32,709 --> 01:23:34,917
for you to protect the universe

1559
01:23:35,584 --> 01:23:37,376
and most important, to protect me

1560
01:23:37,459 --> 01:23:40,209
I hereby return your real identity to you

1561
01:23:50,084 --> 01:23:52,751
"Lee Dong, Don"

1562
01:23:57,001 --> 01:23:58,959
I know there's an abandoned school here

1563
01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:01,959
Let's go inside

1564
01:24:04,626 --> 01:24:05,542
Where is the light?

1565
01:24:15,542 --> 01:24:16,417
You guys again?

1566
01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:22,292
Sir?

1567
01:24:26,126 --> 01:24:28,542
Don't scream; imagine meeting again

1568
01:24:29,459 --> 01:24:31,251
Too bad you were too lustful last time

1569
01:24:31,251 --> 01:24:32,417
You don't need to kidnap me any more

1570
01:24:32,501 --> 01:24:33,792
Just do it well this time

1571
01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:37,001
We're friends, don't talk like that

1572
01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:38,084
Sorry; this time I must kidnap you

1573
01:24:38,084 --> 01:24:40,126
I lost a fortune in the stock market

1574
01:24:41,084 --> 01:24:43,084
It's no good; my dad ignores me

1575
01:24:43,084 --> 01:24:44,334
I've tried

1576
01:24:44,584 --> 01:24:47,542
Since Mom's death, I tried everything

1577
01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:48,542
It's useless

1578
01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:50,126
Call the doctor if you're sick

1579
01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:51,667
Daddy

1580
01:24:52,042 --> 01:24:53,334
Daddy

1581
01:24:54,417 --> 01:24:56,542
I want to celebrate my birthday with him

1582
01:24:56,626 --> 01:24:57,626
but it's never happened

1583
01:24:58,251 --> 01:24:58,959
Daddy

1584
01:25:02,167 --> 01:25:03,626
Happy Birthday to me!

1585
01:25:03,709 --> 01:25:05,167
Happy Birthday to me!

1586
01:25:05,292 --> 01:25:07,209
Happy Birthday to Ding Ding

1587
01:25:07,417 --> 01:25:08,626
Happy Birthday...

1588
01:25:08,751 --> 01:25:10,167
When will you grow up?

1589
01:25:14,917 --> 01:25:16,709
I even attempted suicide

1590
01:25:16,959 --> 01:25:17,709
Ding

1591
01:25:18,376 --> 01:25:20,001
Daughter, are you all right?

1592
01:25:20,792 --> 01:25:22,084
Are you all right?

1593
01:25:28,042 --> 01:25:29,042
Daddy

1594
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:31,917
Daddy

1595
01:25:31,917 --> 01:25:33,376
Ridiculous

1596
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:37,917
This year I decided to kidnap myself

1597
01:25:37,917 --> 01:25:39,251
Online friends should do this

1598
01:25:39,584 --> 01:25:41,959
I'll pay you $200,000 each at the end

1599
01:25:42,001 --> 01:25:43,459
Please have a seat

1600
01:25:43,959 --> 01:25:45,001
I'm going to start

1601
01:25:45,001 --> 01:25:46,376
Tie her down, hurry

1602
01:25:46,834 --> 01:25:48,792
Take a picture to scare her dad

1603
01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:50,334
Okay, she's tied up

1604
01:25:50,334 --> 01:25:51,001
Thank you

1605
01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:51,709
I'm going to the bathroom

1606
01:25:51,709 --> 01:25:52,542
Remember; pretend to be afraid

1607
01:25:52,542 --> 01:25:54,209
Okay; very afraid

1608
01:25:58,084 --> 01:25:59,001
Is that okay?

1609
01:25:59,042 --> 01:25:59,917
Does it hurt?

1610
01:26:00,001 --> 01:26:00,542
A little

1611
01:26:00,542 --> 01:26:02,334
It's getting tight now

1612
01:26:02,626 --> 01:26:05,501
Let's play a game

1613
01:26:05,626 --> 01:26:06,334
Like what?

1614
01:26:06,459 --> 01:26:09,001
Online friends can become f**k buddies

1615
01:26:09,001 --> 01:26:10,501
What's a f**k buddy?

1616
01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,001
This is a f**k buddy

1617
01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:13,376
What are you doing? - Whatever you want

1618
01:26:15,167 --> 01:26:15,834
Help!

1619
01:26:15,834 --> 01:26:16,792
Don't scream; Shut up

1620
01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:17,917
Help!

1621
01:26:20,709 --> 01:26:22,126
Help!

1622
01:26:24,751 --> 01:26:25,626
I said, shut up

1623
01:26:27,209 --> 01:26:28,501
Police! What are you doing?

1624
01:26:28,792 --> 01:26:29,709
What police?

1625
01:26:38,376 --> 01:26:39,084
Freeze

1626
01:26:40,751 --> 01:26:41,792
Freeze

1627
01:26:45,376 --> 01:26:46,251
He can still get up

1628
01:26:50,209 --> 01:26:51,084
Let me go

1629
01:26:57,542 --> 01:26:59,126
He's still alive; damned cop

1630
01:27:01,667 --> 01:27:02,917
No way

1631
01:27:02,959 --> 01:27:04,001
He's still alive

1632
01:27:05,542 --> 01:27:06,417
Let me try

1633
01:27:09,709 --> 01:27:10,292
Let's go

1634
01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:16,626
I'll take your wallet; you'll be in trouble

1635
01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:35,584
Sir

1636
01:27:36,417 --> 01:27:38,167
You won't get a cent

1637
01:27:38,251 --> 01:27:39,334
I don't believe you

1638
01:27:44,001 --> 01:27:44,709
Police!

1639
01:27:45,084 --> 01:27:46,667
No Way; you again?

1640
01:27:46,667 --> 01:27:47,876
You're like the cockroach that never dies

1641
01:28:38,126 --> 01:28:40,709
Sir, allow me

1642
01:28:40,751 --> 01:28:41,792
Stop messing around

1643
01:28:43,417 --> 01:28:44,459
To be honest

1644
01:28:44,751 --> 01:28:47,251
I was a martial arts master in Indonesia

1645
01:28:47,501 --> 01:28:48,542
Martial arts master

1646
01:29:19,209 --> 01:29:20,834
Are you done yet, damned Filipino maid?

1647
01:29:24,084 --> 01:29:26,084
I am not a Filipino maid

1648
01:29:28,876 --> 01:29:30,501
And not an Indonesian maid

1649
01:29:43,667 --> 01:29:44,501
You dare to dance?

1650
01:29:45,084 --> 01:29:46,126
To flip?

1651
01:29:46,626 --> 01:29:47,542
To sing?

1652
01:29:47,542 --> 01:29:48,542
I didn't sing

1653
01:29:48,542 --> 01:29:50,084
To dress up like G-dragon?

1654
01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:51,792
To keep talking?

1655
01:29:55,001 --> 01:29:55,709
Freeze

1656
01:30:04,917 --> 01:30:08,167
By now, the police cars should be here

1657
01:30:19,167 --> 01:30:20,209
Damned cops

1658
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:23,876
Ding

1659
01:30:24,042 --> 01:30:24,667
Daddy

1660
01:30:25,126 --> 01:30:25,751
Ding

1661
01:30:25,876 --> 01:30:26,917
Are you okay, Ding?

1662
01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:29,834
I called you when I got off the plane

1663
01:30:31,167 --> 01:30:32,542
but your friend said you were captured

1664
01:30:32,917 --> 01:30:34,334
so I called the police and rushed here

1665
01:30:34,334 --> 01:30:37,667
Dad, I didn't think you would really come

1666
01:30:37,834 --> 01:30:39,751
Sorry I always lied to you

1667
01:30:39,751 --> 01:30:41,417
It's all my fault

1668
01:30:41,709 --> 01:30:42,334
Ding

1669
01:30:42,751 --> 01:30:43,542
Everything is all right

1670
01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:46,167
No matter what. you're always my daughter

1671
01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:48,376
Daddy

1672
01:30:48,917 --> 01:30:49,709
Ding

1673
01:30:50,542 --> 01:30:52,126
Don, you are a real pro

1674
01:30:52,209 --> 01:30:53,709
working so hard on your vacation.

1675
01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:54,917
Trying for a promotion?

1676
01:30:57,626 --> 01:30:58,417
Sir

1677
01:30:59,126 --> 01:30:59,917
Please take care of things here

1678
01:31:00,251 --> 01:31:01,042
I must attend to something

1679
01:31:01,584 --> 01:31:02,667
Where are you going now

1680
01:31:24,459 --> 01:31:25,542
I remember now

1681
01:31:25,959 --> 01:31:28,126
I was working on a missing 4-year-old girl

1682
01:31:28,626 --> 01:31:30,126
I worked hard to investigate

1683
01:31:36,334 --> 01:31:39,376
Mom, ls my daughter with you?

1684
01:31:39,792 --> 01:31:41,001
No

1685
01:31:42,584 --> 01:31:45,792
I didn't order takeout food; a crank call

1686
01:31:49,876 --> 01:31:50,501
Hello, sir

1687
01:31:50,501 --> 01:31:51,792
That night I finally found her

1688
01:31:52,209 --> 01:31:54,626
She was hiding at her grandma's home

1689
01:31:55,501 --> 01:31:56,917
Who is it?

1690
01:31:58,417 --> 01:31:59,376
The Police

1691
01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:03,126
You scared your Mom and Dad

1692
01:32:03,459 --> 01:32:06,376
They wouldn't bring me here so I came

1693
01:32:06,459 --> 01:32:07,292
How about this

1694
01:32:07,417 --> 01:32:08,667
You stay with Grandma

1695
01:32:08,917 --> 01:32:10,542
I'll bring your Mom and Dad to you

1696
01:32:10,626 --> 01:32:11,334
Sure

1697
01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:14,084
Here, take this bell bracelet

1698
01:32:19,417 --> 01:32:22,626
Policeman, you brought my mom and dad

1699
01:32:30,917 --> 01:32:33,292
The police are on a missing four-year-old

1700
01:32:40,417 --> 01:32:41,876
Thank goodness you're okay

1701
01:32:42,667 --> 01:32:43,626
Are you still mad at me?

1702
01:32:44,459 --> 01:32:46,417
No, Dad; I'm fine

1703
01:32:47,251 --> 01:32:49,584
Let's go home; celebrate your belated birthda

1704
01:32:51,459 --> 01:32:54,084
Hurray; thanks, Daddy

1705
01:32:56,501 --> 01:32:59,459
Daddy, I want to do something first

1706
01:32:59,501 --> 01:33:01,126
I'll be home very soon

1707
01:33:02,167 --> 01:33:03,792
Sure; I'll wait for you

1708
01:33:34,167 --> 01:33:35,917
"Eat me"

1709
01:33:37,667 --> 01:33:39,126
"I'm very nutritious; patients should drink me"

1710
01:34:03,167 --> 01:34:04,959
Oh, no; again?

1711
01:34:04,959 --> 01:34:06,584
Help!

1712
01:34:20,084 --> 01:34:23,876
I didn't think you'd come back to me

1713
01:34:24,251 --> 01:34:25,959
I promised to kidnap you

1714
01:34:26,834 --> 01:34:28,876
Hi; I'm Don

1715
01:34:39,834 --> 01:34:40,834
Am I heavy?

1716
01:34:40,959 --> 01:34:42,042
No

1717
01:34:42,042 --> 01:34:43,001
Then hold me longer

1718
01:34:43,001 --> 01:34:44,042
Sure

1719
01:34:58,251 --> 01:35:00,042
Hello, I'm Fishball Wah

1720
01:35:00,251 --> 01:35:01,876
My fish balls aren't fishy

1721
01:35:03,834 --> 01:35:04,876
"Eotteokhae"?

1722
01:35:06,667 --> 01:35:09,709
Pretty girl, come see my goldfish

1723
01:35:11,709 --> 01:35:13,126
Do you have any more Hunky Boys?

1724
01:35:17,251 --> 01:35:19,501
Don't go too far; my heart is weak

1725
01:35:21,042 --> 01:35:22,167
I'm a martial arts teacher

1726
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:24,042
and a trainer

1727
01:35:24,042 --> 01:35:25,292
and a swimming coach

1728
01:35:25,376 --> 01:35:26,792
I'll teach anything

1729
01:35:27,584 --> 01:35:29,376
Damn you, missed again

1730
01:35:30,167 --> 01:35:32,209
But I never watch soccer

1731
01:35:34,167 --> 01:35:36,042
Mothers have it so hard

1732
01:35:36,542 --> 01:35:38,167
You should let your husband do this

1733
01:35:39,584 --> 01:35:41,209
There's souffle'; who cares about you?

1734
01:35:42,501 --> 01:35:44,376
I'm actually a melancholy singer

1735
01:35:44,501 --> 01:35:46,542
I'm a drummer; I got beat up for dancing?

1736
01:35:50,584 --> 01:35:52,917
Good to see you again, Handsome!

1737
01:35:53,626 --> 01:35:55,417
Happy Year of the Monkey...

1738
01:35:55,584 --> 01:35:56,417
No

1739
01:35:57,626 --> 01:35:58,751
This isn't a Chinese New Year film?

1740
01:35:58,834 --> 01:35:59,917
More like Ching Ming Festival

1741
01:36:00,792 --> 01:36:01,959
That will bring in more audience

1742
01:36:03,917 --> 01:36:04,917
I'm Ding

1743
01:36:05,209 --> 01:36:06,584
I really like Don

1744
01:36:07,001 --> 01:36:09,626
because he loves lvana Wong's songs

1745
01:36:10,126 --> 01:36:11,542
You're so arrogant

1746
01:36:11,542 --> 01:36:14,417
She's heavy! I can't lift her

1747
01:36:15,584 --> 01:36:18,209
Even so, there's no need to curse

1748
01:36:19,501 --> 01:36:21,001
It's not my fault