JIAN BING MAN
NOTE: Jian Bing = kind of crispy crepe. Bento = food supplies / rice + dishes in one packaging
Tell me, what I like losers, ah?
Is it true? / Not!
Of course not, brother Peng. Do not be angry.
Anger punish themselves.
We become very popular lately,
But Charles Zang was asked a role to be a loser.
Why she did not play her own?
Peng, the role of what else you could in addition be a loser? / Shut up!
Hi dear! / Da Peng,
What are you doing? / I'm on my way to the autograph session.
Did you miss me? / I would like to ask you.
Do you want to ask?
This is about..
buying diamonds you promised me.
Diamond it!
Did you buy it? / Yes.
I already bought it.
Really / Buy what?
I guess ..
no matter if you have not bought it.
This is very expensive. I'm afraid you can not afford it.
As long as you're with me, she does not need to worry about the diamonds.
My dear, you are so good to me.
I'll wait telponmu.
To breath.
Is there a problem with the diamond?
I've checked it, it was blue diamond,
The price is above 13 million.
We're a little short of funds.
How much is lost?
We still need more than 10 million.
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Yes. / Hello, Mr. Da Peng.
Halo.
Please say "hi" to all your fans.
How are you?
Ya.
Mr. Da Peng, Tn. Wang had long been waiting for.
Let's have dinner. We do not want your fans waiting.
Let them wait.
They are willing to wait.
Let's please.
Mr. Money. Your guest has arrived.
Tn. Da Peng,
It's an honor for me. Let's take a picture.
Look into the camera. Start.
Well, Mr. Money?
Do not call Mr. Money.
My name is Wang Hai. Call me .. Xiao Wang.
What if we call Kak Hai.
Kak Hai was nice, right? This means no boundaries and distance.
It's fine.
Who is this woman?
This woman is my agent, Huahua.
This man is my assistant, Dong Chenglong.
Nice to meet you, brother Hai.
Tn. Da Peng, I'm a fan of yours.
the "Diors Man" that you played it my favorite show.
It is the guardian
always loved to sing the theme of your film.
It's a great song.
Come on. You sang for Mr. Da Peng.
Never hope
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You sing what? This is so wrong!
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
What are you singing? / Relax, do not worry about it.
Here's supposed
When you love me,
colorful life.
Kak Hi, we have to go now.
Do not go. / I have to go to a show session
Tn. Da Peng, please sit down. We do not yet do business.
Sit down.
Tn. Da Peng, I really liked komedimu.
I thought about
give you money
It seems like a good investment to make a film.
Kak Hey, you think better of me.
I just made a few network dramas.
I guess I was not able to make the film.
Let me show you my wealth.
What do you think, Mr. Da Peng.
It seems that the suitcases is pretty good.
Play it.
Are you an idiot?
Play suitcase.
Oh yeah. / True? Hi Kak.
Play it!
You do leapfrog 100 times. Do it.
What do you think, Mr. Da Peng.
I heard you have to divide the money you received with your firm.
This 10 million just for you.
Spend. Spend up.
Buy a luxury handbag.
When we started the project,
I'll give you more money.
Kak Hi, you're making me blush.
brother,
I actually want you to help.
I had a dream heart many years I chased
He did not want to be with.
I want to invite him to join our film
and while
ask him playing a major role.
Du Xiaoxiao
Lately, he plans to expand his acting career in Hollywood.
So I guess
if he is involved in our film,
he might want to stay.
Why does he insist on acting in Hollywood?
This honor an actor, of course.
Do you know the title of the latest my drama?
Time travel TV series.
"Special Forces Emperor's Harem: The casing that not Know Love"
Of course, the Kasim did not know love.
I've had enough play in the ugly drama.
I plan to develop my acting career in Hollywood.
What role can you play in Hollywood?
They recruit Chinese actors for this great movie.
I'm going to audition.
The male lead role is played by Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Do you think Hollywood would cooperate with Ganji network? / Of course.
I particularly liked the TV series while you play.
Thank you, Mr. Da Peng.
What is the title of the series?
The title "Three Women".
Oh, yes. "Three Women".
You're the top four players all female cast.
Good acting.
Tn. Da Peng, please ask for an autograph. / I did not sign for men.
I was planning to make a movie
and asked you to play as the female lead.
Too bad.
Mr. Da Peng, can I ask
The movie is about what?
No matter what the film, you have to be the female lead.
Is it true? / Certain.
Tn. Da Peng, let me think about it.
Please give Chinese film
chance!
Hi Kak am in love.
He spent a lot of money to Du Xiaoxiao quietly.
You do not know anything.
This is what we call true love.
Also my love, true love.
Right, Big Ass?
You'll reserve the restaurant is expensive for me.
Tomorrow night, I would give Amber the love of my life.
No problem.
You're very happy today, brother Peng. Let's celebrate at a nightclub.
Stop the nonsense! I was with a girlfriend.
How can I go to a place like that?
We should more often come to a place like this.
Yes, we should be more frequent.
Oh no, I forgot the key. You wait here and be quiet.
I miss the key inside. I'll take it.
Stay here!
Have fun with the ordinary people.
What's Da Peng?
Indeed he is, let's take a picture.
Standing nearby. Kiss her.
Yes, kiss him.
Get away from me.
He pushed me. / How dare you insult my friend.
Do you feel proud to be a star? Let me help wake you!
What are you doing?
Very humiliating!
Is not this the Man Diors?
He was beaten.
I was outside the police station near the scene.
Agent Da Peng also here, anxiously.
Let's hear what he was saying. / Listen to me.
Media friends,
I guarantee with sexuality
Da Peng was not like that.
That issue has no basis.
Who jabbed me?
On which media you? You jabbed me!
Stop jabbed me! / Death to me.
What are you doing sexual harassment against him?
I do not remember. I forgot.
What was she like?
He's like me 'female version'.
I made no comment.
He was out.
Da Peng.
He was there!
Da Peng do not run.
How can you come here?
Do you know who I am? / Liu Yan.
What?
I like this guise. And you still know who I am.
I've known you at a glance.
I thought you would be long in, I come here want to visit you in prison.
Last night, she was .. / Come on!
You do not need to explain to me. Just tell me where to go now.
Ke SOHU
Look at you! Not now not later,
your accident occurred at midnight
when the US stock market is open.
Gara because of you, I lost 10 million
dollar!
Can you let me do Yoga comfortably?
It's not a mess, Mr. Zhang.
The police department has coordinated with related parties
and set me free.
The police department has released,
but you are a prisoner in the world of entertainment.
Now, you're a bastard in the eyes of everyone.
This afternoon, I will announce to the media
that Sohu decided to terminate the agreement with you.
Stopping the agreement?
I have produced a lot of money for the company this year.
All the money has vanished in one night.
Is not that Da peng? / Yes, he is.
I heard he was in prison.
How now he could be free?
Kak Peng, what Mr. Zhang?
We go home first. / Kak Peng,
Do you still want to meet Amber tonight?
What are you doing? What are you looking for?
Where are the diamonds?
Exhausted, depleted, we are finished!
We have just approved the agreement and plan signature of the contract immediately.
Now, it's over already!
We've been working hard for years to achieve success.
Now it's over!
Ended already!
You deserve it.
You help me find the diamonds, or get out of here.
Sorry
Exit!
You leave?
I'll throw you out first!
See what this is.
This letter of cancellation! Tn. Zhang also mentioned
to take back home from you.
You have to pack your things and go!
You drive me away.
How dare you!
Exit!
For what you get back?
Kak Hai. / Who is your brother?
Fuck you!
give me back my money
Kak Hai, is not the money to make the film?
What movie?
You know,
now you're just garbage.
Who wants to watch your film? Give me back my money.
But
Du Xiaoxiao has agreed to play that role.
You have contacted him? / Yes.
What do you see? Capture them.
Xiaoxiao, it's me, Haihai.
I know. What is wrong?
No, nothing. I just want to ask
Are you still planning to go to America.
Of course I'll go.
But recently, the man, Da Peng, who plays a 'Diors Man'
asked me to play so the female lead.
Just wait until I finish my movie. / Da Peng come to you?
I heard that something bad happened to him.
He raped someone.
Not rape, but only indecent assault.
Many artists who have eccentric habits.
This is not a problem. I've got a face mask now.
To breath.
This is great.
You're pretty efficient. Remove them.
I'll give you one month's time to make a movie.
Must use all the movie stars!
If you fail ..
This.
Are you afraid?
Da Peng,
You can call in the prison?
Are you free?
I see the news. You have good taste now.
This seems fun.
You're the headline everywhere. You're more famous than me.
You want me to play in your film?
What it means to you? People who never leave.
I will help you. Let me see your schedule.
But Da Peng, (future) wife saw the news as well.
She told me
so I try to keep distance with you if you want to marry him.
Broken my hand a couple of days ago.
The doctor said my left hand a little broken,
fractures
the meniscus in
a little bit worse, 18 levels of calcium deficiency. Yes,
my very lack of calcium. Will be broken with a slight touch alone.
The line is busy. Please call again later.
Sorry, the number you are calling is busy.
21 22 23 not okay.
25 no problem.
No, you misunderstood.
Maksutku 2025.
Wait a minute.
Xiao Wang, please give me marijuana?
I want to float.
I feel sleepy.
I'm too famous to have real friends now.
Do not worry, brother Peng.
We ate kebab first. You have not eaten all day.
What are you doing?
Hello, Mr. Da Peng. / You have the wrong person.
Impossible.
I can not be wrong person.
Who are you?
My name is Hu Lai. I'm a journalist.
People in paparazzi group called Whiskers.
I was responsible for taking photographs Tn. Da Peng secretly.
More than 1 year.
Tn. Da Peng, you had a big incident yesterday,
but I lose you before this happens.
Chief editor fired me today.
You deserve it.
You follow more than one year?
In fact, 1 in 4 months, 7 days.
Of your success to kebangkrutanmu,
I've seen it all.
Tn. Da Peng, my purpose here today just to
meet you in person.
I take your picture with the emotional engagement.
How can you involve feelings.
How did you know I was when you wanted to take my picture.
I had a group of paparazzi
communicate with each other to exchange information about the location of a different artist.
If you are a paparazzi,
you must know how soting video, right?
Our film team is recruiting actors!
Paid how much? I can announce the news.
I can Kung Fu.
Director, I could somersault.
I can split and break the stones above my stomach.
Directed, let's talk privately.
Movie is this?
You know the main character 'Diors Man'? This is the first film Da Peng.
You are lying. He had a terrible case.
What movie could she make now?
Do not lie to us.
Pay us first.
We can not pay before you act.
This is a special case. What if I give you my body for the opportunity to act?
Right.
We can not pay before you act.
You must obey the rules.
You are lying.
This is nonsense.
Let's go.
We got out.
Sister, do not go. / What are you doing?
Can we talk about it?
About what? You look like a toaster.
What can we talk about? / Not.
I did not act relying on face.
I act with the feeling. I'm proficient in acting.
You're acting with feelings?
Then go with your feelings / No.
I look good in front of the camera. Why do not you believe me?
Director, give me a chance, in return I give you the best movie player.
Peng director, when you were released?
I led the extras. I could introduce them to you,
free, I'm serious.
This is my card. My name is Ma Tao. Remember me.
Remember to call me. Director Peng! Director Peng!
We sell this car,
What?
then we rent film equipment,
You decided to soting this movie?
What choice do we have? Just do it!
What could we film it?
"Jiang Bing Man"
"Jiang Bing Man"? / Benar.
You film crew carefully I choose yourself.
We will do a super-realistic legends of China.
action, romance, comedy science fiction.
Tn. Da Peng, did you write it yourself this scenario?
How could I have written yourself?
Someone sold it to me.
Not likely, it sounds like crap.
But it looks solid.
The story is about an alien named A Li
and her adventures on earth.
A Li comes from the planet of Sagittarius.
He had to hide his ability in the earth,
but he fell in love with an author Jian Bing, Xiao Yi.
He uses his superpowers to fight the criminals who disrupt Xiao Yi,
but behind the criminals, there are criminal gangs world.
A Li were persuaded to utilize superpowers,
then catch a criminal gang Xiao Yi, and brainwashed her,
then train him to be a killer by its code name "Red Rose".
To save his beloved and save the world,
A Li Jian Bing into a super hero Man.
You can applaud now.
Thank you Kak.
You have not read the script, so you are less excited.
I understand that.
But the following details
Surely will arouse your ambition.
Ambition? / Film us.
we will invite a lot of movie stars to join.
And we soting film with a special technique,
soting quietly.
Our film will be reversed
Chinese film history.
I will lead you to success
and restore peak your life.
Da Peng,
I never expected you to people like that.
so I decided to part with.
That is all.
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We start soting film.
All the way! There was no photograph.
If you want to advertise, you must pay him / Thank you.
Why do I have to pay? It's a wheelbarrow.
I know this is gerobakmu, but you have to pay rent ads, okay? / I do not want now.
I do not want to pay / I told you.
You make me dizzy, stop spinning. / What is the problem?
Stop spinning!
He was forced to advertise. Is this possible?
No, you can plug the name board on the wagon
And this PS for post-production. / PS this?
advertising means for you. / Do not deceive me.
I really know that.
Maksutnya Photoshop.
How is she?
Do not worry, director Peng. This was no problem.
I have not used this for a long time. Where lies its power button?
The power button! You do not know where is it?
Here.
Please give way.
Uncle, you're acting as a back garden.
Do you hear me?
It's the extras that you found? / I found them of "Gan Ji".
They are all experienced actors.
If you add their age, would have been more than 600 years?
Two of they too are already in a wheelchair. How can they contribute so gardeners?
Other times looking younger. At present we do not need them.
Xiaoxiao, are you ready? / Director,
I've read the screenplay.
My role became flirtatious girl. I just need to be myself.
No problem. / You're a professional.
Continue, Ms. Du. Teach them to act.
Okay. / Take your position.
You go there as well, Ma Tao.
Come on. We start soting.
These scenes are easy.
Villain played by Ma Tao tried to raise the security tax.
Xiaoxiao sebagai penjual Jian Bing bernama Xiao Yi.
He did not have enough money, so you hit the cart.
Okay. Come on. The audience please step aside.
You! Step aside. / Director, can we start now?
Ya. / Oke.
Catch me. / Okay.
3, 2, 1, action!
Gadil small, security taxes to be paid today.
Hooligan's brother,
I have no money. Will you take Jian Bing instead?
Please. Rescue me.
Do not damage papanku.
I paid a lot for this. / Acting women were lousy,
but he still dreams of Hollywood.
What is it Hollywood?
Cut!
Xiaoxiao, good acting.
Ma Tao, you have to be more emotional. / More emotional?
Xiaoxiao, can you show me a different acting
to lure Ma Tao? Okay?
Try harder.
Amateur! / What are you saying?
Miss, your lines such as funerals.
Who is more amateur?
I'm an amateur?
Have you studied the Stanislavsky?
What is that?
I can not communicate with you!
Come on. Stop arguing.
Show keprofesionalanmu.
Come on. Adjust emotions.
3, 2, 1 Action!
Take some Jian Bing,
Okay?
Cut! / Take a few Jian Bing!
Cut! / Take a few Jian Bing, Hooligan.
Cut! / Take a few Jian Bing.
What was difficult?
Cut! / Take a few Jian Bing, please!
Please!
Cut! Okay. Already. Next. Home, really boring.
Peng director, I had the information.
Sandra Ng was soting movie in Beijing now.
Every night around 12, she was jogging near the hotel.
Tomorrow night, we will soting part of Sandra Ng.
This scene is very difficult.
At this time, Xiao Yi, played by Xiaoxiao,
brainwashed
and become "Red Rose".
You are a killer like Ma Tao now.
We will stop Sandra Ng when he was jogging tomorrow,
then forced to shout "Help! Jian Bing Man".
After her scream, I'll come out and beat you
and save him.
Jian Bing Man will punish the wicked and uphold the truth. Do you understand?
Director Peng, how do we make her scream
"Tolong! Jian Bing Man".
What we beat him?
Of course not! He was a star.
How can you beat him? We must find a way
so he yelled by itself.
Hu, what if they have 2 people anymore?
I do not know.
They said she was jogging alone.
Sandra, you should not smoke while jogging.
He was right. We'll be in trouble if there are paparazzi taking pictures.
Smoking is the reason why I go jogging.
Only 6 cigarettes that I suck this month.
Yes, but today is the first day of this month, Sandra.
You guys are so annoying, come back to the hotel now, go.
We can not. Tn. Chan ordered us to keep after you. / Yes.
It's easy. You can run through the backyard.
Uh. / What?
Come on, now!
He was alone now. Quick! Come on, come on, come on!
Stop!
I'll never menyeesaikan these cigarettes. What?
Are you willing to take group photos or ask for my autograph?
Say your lines!
I..
I know I have to do. You do not need to remind me.
I will continue jogging if you do not take a photograph.
Excuse me.
Robbery! Give me all your money!
I was jogging. I do not take money.
There is no money? So I'm going to rape you.
I am old. Are you sure you want to rape?
Of course, bodyguard too old.
Catch him! / Help! Help!
Say your lines! / Help! Do abused me!
Close the mouth! / Help! There should be no sexual violence, release me!
Sexual violence is more interesting than her screams.
If she yells too loud, Jian Bing Man will come.
Yes, I see Jian Bing Man.
Who was Jian Bang Man?
Jian Bing Man. / Oh.
Qian Bi Man. / Jian Bing Man.
Jian Ting Man. / Jian Bing Man.
Oh, Jian Bing Man.
It is true.
Thank you, I'm going now. / You are welcome.
Back. Hold her. Come here. / Help! Jian Bing Man!
Jian Bing Man!
Help! Let go of me!
Jian Bing Man! Tolong!
Tolong! Jian Bing Man!
Jian Bing Man.
Oh, my God.
I'm flying! How about this?
Run.
Who are you?
It's not important. Only a matter of social harmony.
Jian Bing Man.
You saved me without leaving a name.
You're a true hero.
Dangerous here. You have to go, but do not say anything to the media.
Get up.
He just left.
Ya. Hu,
How is that? / It was great.
All good acting,
But we have a little problem.
What's up? / We wait too long,
so the camera ran out of battery,
and not all of them are recorded.
Damn!
Director Peng, director Peng, director Peng, do not be angry.
We can do it again.
On the appearance of Ma Tao, I do not like it.
You forget your lines, and you blame me?
I deliberately did not say it.
That is none of your business. / Tell me! say!
Shut up! say,
a few days later, whether there will be a movie star alone.
Oh, yes! That..
Looks like it ..
Wait a minute. Peng director, I first check.
Do not worry.
I can. Um ..
Ah..
No. / Damn!
Kick him! Kick him! / Calm.
Kick him to death!
Kick him! Kick him! Kick him!
I want to kill him!
We try to find Sandra Ng again tonight.
I hope we're lucky.
The Company urges us to move out of the house.
Director Peng. / I know.
Let me introduce him to you. Uncle Xiang,
Studii newly recruited by the Beijing Film,
one of the My Groups.
Hai, director Peng.
Hello. / Nice to meet you.
Namaku Wei Yunxiang.
Uncle Xiang had no hobbies other than acting.
Director, can you give him a role?
Ma Tao, come here.
Our film titled "Jian Bing Man",
instead of "Beautiful Life Old Age".
if you introduce a man or an old woman again into our crew,
you'd be fired. / Director,
do not be angry.
The old man was special.
His daughter runs the supermarket. / You were 70, right?
If you give him a role to play, we film crew drinks will be provided by him.
The scene we also enter the supermarket scene, right?
So the problem is solved!
Actually, we are happy to assist seniors to realize his dream.
You are right. / What?
Look, Uncle Xiang,
if you're healthy enough, you could join us this evening.
I would give a role to play.
Thank you very much, Director.
I fully devote myself to this task.
No problem, Uncle. Do your best.
Are you afraid if strung wires?
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What time is it now?
Almost 1 hour.
He's still not here.
Guess he did not come. Get up.
Wake up. Do not sleep.
Wake up. We go.
Wake up. We are noting today.
Director Peng, Sandar Ng come.
Sandar of the data.
Come on! Quick!
Quick! Come on, come on, come on!
Why are you back?
See for yourself.
Get up. We can not soting tonight. Let us go home.
Wait a minute, director Peng.
It seems
Eric Tsang.
Quick! Replace with him.
Come on, come on, come on!
What you robber?
Yes. / Oh ..
Sexual violence if you do not get the money, right?
It's fine.
I am old.
The pengiringmu too old.
Come on. I mayhem.
Tolong! Jian Bing Man!
You must mayhem me too. I mayhem!
Tolong! Jian Bing Man!
Jian Bing Man!
Sandra does not lie.
Heroes superclass exists.
Jian Bing Man.
Who are you? / It's not important.
Only a matter of social harmony.
You know not. I'm a fan of superheroes.
I really like you.
I want to be your friend. / I do not want to be your friend!
I wanted to make a movie for you. I'll make you famous.
What did you spray on my face?
At least tambakan I in WeChat friend of yours.
You mean a lot to me.
What is wrong?
Tired? Get up.
Are you okay?
Bro.
Did I hurt your head? Hey.
Are you stupid?
What do you drive you to the hospital?
Bro.
What is this?
The man was dressed very strange. / I think she's a dancer aerobics.
He was strong, was unlikely to hurt him.
Is it true? / I told you
From now on, you're a real actor.
Groups you named Fantastic Four.
You'll be a lot of opportunities if followed. / Okay!
It's yours.
Just this much I get paid?
Did you check the RMB?
It was not enough.
Peng director, you're back.
Director.
Sister Peng. / Director Peng, I promise
all I record now.
You do not need to worry.
Help me figure out what to do Yue Yunpeng.
No problem. Director Peng. / Kak Peng.
Are you okay?
I am fine.
What will we do tomorrow?
You come to my place to look for what?
Teachers, we are a film crew.
I'm the director.
Today, we stop by to pick some students of Kung Fu-mu
to be extras.
As a martial artist,
We are not persuaded by the entertainment industry profits.
There is no interruption in the practice of Kung Fu is a way of self-improvement.
Teacher, we do not use them freely.
We will pay.
No matter what kind you are looking for,
You will find it.
thanks. / What have I told you?
What?
Can I ask you something, in the interest of my students,
on their payments?
How about this, each student will receive, every day, 100.
plus the bento. What do you think?
What's going on here?
You guys, come here to learn Chinese Kung Fu?
Yes, of course.
This place No, no, no
Not good.
He's name is Jackie Chan
Do you know Jackie Chan? the big nose Jackie Chan
Yes, of course.
Wait a minute.
Jackie Chan, show them.
Come on.
Did you hear that?
Help him.
You see that? Come with us.
Learn Kung Fu China.
And soting movie together.
Ya.
We are a family.
We can speak Chinese.
Peng director, I find info about Yue Yunpeng.
Come, brother Peng.
You call Xiaoxiao. invited him to attend a meeting at our house.
Okay.
Peng director, you're very friendly.
You're preparing many of the dishes.
Peng director, you've got a Terra Cotta Warrior in your house.
You've been excessive, brother Peng.
You've set it up. It's a comfortable home.
Refrigerator a lot of food.
It is redundant. I did not set this up.
What?
The floor was too slippery. I could be skating here.
It's not you set it up?
Oh no. Someone broke into the house we?
Who else had a key to our house?
Amber got one.
It is true.
Well, the mystery is obvious.
Good for you.
Here's the plan.
Yue Yunpeng
go home every day after the comic dialogue.
Probably around 12.
Ah,
5th Ring Road,
you've got a loop again over the 5th Ring Road.
We waited for him in the parking lot under the floor of his house.
You must menagkapnya and tell him
that he had taken the boss's girlfriend.
Beat him.
Then, I'll come out and beat you all
to complete the scene Jian Bing Man, save the ugly.
Director Peng, what you want us to beat her for real?
Yes, very bloody,
very cruel.
Kak Zhou Xun, aku Xiao Yueyue,
Do you want to swim with me sometime?
Kak Chi Ling what you like SPA with me sometime?
Do not worry,
She still looks young.
Kak Ju Ping,
Would you like to check the health of me sometime?
Kak Bingbing,
You Bingbing to go?
Sun Bingbing.
Kak Furong,
I dialed the wrong number.
You, go buy some baseball bat.
But remember, do not buy the wood.
True, we might beat him to death with sticks.
Buy a rod of iron! / What?
What are you doing?
What is this? / You must Yue Yunpeng.
I filler famous comic dialogue, Yue Yunpeng.
You dare touch our boss boyfriend.
You're messing with fire.
Bro, this must be a misunderstanding.
I have only one wife.
All other sister who I take the road.
Diameter.
Remain still!
I of He Nan.
I can Kung Fu.
What are you doing folk dancing or Break Dance?
Beat him!
I told you. I was fat, but it could be Kung Fu.
Run.
Miss, you can go.
I, Yue Yunpeng, never hit a girl.
in particular, a beautiful girl.
Is it true?
Then, what if a girl,
especially a beautiful girl, wants to hit you?
What would you hit back? / Women should be pampered,
not beaten.
I never hit a girl, and I believe her, for no reason, did not want to hit ..
hit me.
Miss, this is your fault.
You take advantage of my weakness.
you hit me for no reason.
I understand.
You're testing me, right?
Do not worry. I will not reply.
You slap me many times, you must be feeling guilty.
Right?
What are you doing? You want revenge?
You can slap me.
but please do not kick 'bola'ku? / Not.
Director Peng, come out.
I think he's dying.
Stop!
It's you.
Forgive me. I'm late.
Why did you hit her? Why?
I did it to save you.
What I'm asking you to save me?
Run.
You're hitting the girl.
You're really crazy, you're a disgrace.
Come on.
Raise!
Let me tell you. Do not let Kak Peng much to drink.
Your face is scarred.
You're going to be infected if a lot of drinking.
Yue Yunpeng too brutal. Directed us the original Peng had an oval face.
Now, his face fat as Sammo Hung.
I do not care about my face as fat as Sammo Hung
or as thin as Sammo.
During our film production is good,
It deserves to be beaten. / Right.
I must commend Xiaoxiao.
If he does not go forward with courage,
we will not record the great scene. / Right.
Thank you Ms. Du. / Come on toast for him.
Let me do. / Right?
Ms. Du, I'm sorry that is always against you.
I really admire today.
You're a great actress in adjusting to changing circumstances. Cheers!
You're also a good actor. / You have to learn something on Ms. Du.
more than this
There is something you do not know. For your participation in our film, Miss Du
submit the opportunity of acting in Hollywood.
Directed, please do not entertain me. No famous actors like me
can only play a small role there
and there is a chance to show off. My classmate
all well-known and successful.
Only I was just playing the 4th or 5th supporting role.
So I guess if I could out of the country,
after I return, I will be an international actress.
I know, I'm fooling myself.
We all understand you.
Ma Tao, how did you become an actor?
Let me show you something. Look.
This photo of my school memories.
This. / Look closely.
Let me see. / Like a star who I seem?
Like stars who do you think he is? / Yes,
she's like Yin Xiangjie. / Are you blind?
Ekin Cheng!
When I was a dozen years,
movie "Young and Dangerous" is well known.
My friend said I looked like cast 'Cheng Haonan'.
I really like the "Young and Dangerous".
I do not like scenes of violence,
but the friendship among the characters.
I was in Beijing for many years.
What am I looking for?
I just wanted to find an opportunity.
I want to be famous.
I might be a chance to act with Ekin Cheng when I'm famous.
Director Peng,
I wanted to make a toast to you.
Brother, thank you for giving me this opportunity.
You allowed me to play the role of living.
I've played the role of death for 7 till 8 years. Really!
Cheers!
Actually, on the contrary I should thank you.
My name is polluted today.
You're still willing soting movie with me.
Sutrada Peng, how did you become an actor?
It Jian Bing-mu. / Thank you.
See you later / See you.
My dream was to become a hero who makes Jian Bing
and save the world.
Restore to me. / Ignore him.
Boxing Jian Bing! / Boxing what?
Beat him!
He's just a salesman Jian Bing.
That's why I feel embarrassed
to tell you the truth.
Actually, "Jian Bing Man" is a cartoon I drew when I was little.
My dream is to become the greatest super hero once.
I came to Beijing to soting film about "Jian Bing Man".
Quite unexpectedly, I became known as a loser.
This is not a problem.
Take it easy. come on
talk about unpleasant things.
Let's talk about our film.
More recently, there
is there a movie star that we can record in secret?
Director Peng, I'm still looking for these days,
but I could not find any. / That's not good.
We must strike while the iron start to heat.
I have 4 senior male apprentice, named Four Flower Northeast.
Every Friday, they went to the Red Romance Leisure Club's sauna.
After the sauna, they will play MahJong in the VIP room.
Remember your job today
is capturing some super hero like Jian Bing Man,
so you have to let them ramble superheroes what they are.
So the task is completed. / This drink.
Uncle Xiang, do not worry.
I'll give you a role. No, thank you.
Trust me.
It's fine.
I just want to stay with you.
You can prepare now. / No problem.
I went too.
Hu, your ideas disguised as couch was nice.
Be careful not to get caught them.
Do not worry, director Peng.
Hide again. No problem.
Da Peng got some bad news lately.
Did you hear it?
Maksutmu sexual violence?
I've seen photos of it.
I do not understand. How Da Peng got a taste of the sort?
He kissed her.
The woman was even worse than Xiaobao.
I do not understand what he had done.
I can not say anything. / What are you talking about?
Why did you hit me? What I say wrong?
You look so ugly. Who dares to kiss you?
My mom! My mother loves me very much when I was little.
He loves me every day. You're ugly. You're so ugly.
You're the worst.
Kak Si, what do you think?
On the case of Da Peng, frankly,
I do not want to comment.
Why? Women who she kissed
my daughter is her aunt.
How is apparently aunt?
I have not met him was long.
Oh, my God!
Sister, how lucky today?
Pretty good, You know not, akumenang.com
I could lose more than 300 though I bet the previous coins.
But I wear this magic cloak today.
Guess how much I won. / How many?
See? / Many!
I've got more.
Hear.
To cloak you suggest, / cloak what they are talking about?
do not recommend to others. / Thank you sister. / Being invisible!
Tomorrow, I will take this cloak also.
I have many more, are better than this.
Is it true?
Then I'll quit my job tomorrow.
I can get rich with this. / Of course.
3 characters.
5 bamboo.
Useless.
1 bamboo. / Make Chow with 1 bamboo!
What the hell! If I do not do Chow, you're not going to make a Pong.
I create Chow, then you create Pong as well. / I have two tiles of 1 bamboo, so I've made Pong.
Stop arguing! I win.
1 hanging for one of bamboo.
Chow.
Pong.
Ah!
I was wrong. This East Wind.
What?
Do not move! Stay in your seat.
Sit!
What are you doing? akumenang.com
We play poker. akumenang.com
Do you know me?
If you do not know you, why did I come to you?
Sister, now you know us, please do not hurt us.
What I'm asking you to talk?
We know you are a super hero.
But we had Aerolite of planet Sagittarius.
The strength of your super to be absorbed.
Now, you're an ordinary person who had no power at all.
What are you laughing?
Red hair, listen to me.
You must have the wrong person.
We're not superheroes.
Then why are you dressed like this? / We rented this dress.
We believe it brings good luck in playing MahJong.
Your friend seems to hurt. You're supposed to take him to the hospital.
You're not supposed to be here. / You're too wordy.
I could about you even though you've been ruined.
Tell me, what super pehlawan you?
Answer the question! / Did you want me to keep quiet?
You, stand up!
Say, Your nickname name.
I do not understand maksutmu.
What abilities do you have? / I have no special abilities.
I'm just a comedy actor. "Hai Yan, you've got to be smarter!"
I play comedy. / Then you are Comedy Man.
Comedy Man. / I Comedy Man?
Tell me! / I Comedy Man!
Squatting there. / Come on!
Say the name aliasmu now, or I was beaten to death.
Do not! / So tell aliasmu name.
I was a super hero ... so what am I?
What ability do you have? / Singing and dance duet.
I sing and dance duet actor. / Then you Duet Man.
Duet Man. / Okay, I'm stupid ..
Say! / I was Duat Man!
Squatting there. / Come on!
Sister, and
I do not mind if you give me the name of the alias.
Call me Trio Man.
What we ask for your opinion? Who let you make the decision?
It's sick. / Tell me aliasmu name.
This is really sick.
Tell me what aliasmu name!
Nama Alaska ..
You know .. the sister of my mother called Zhang Feng Xia,
and a sister of my father lives in San Men Xia.
We do not need info about your aunt. We want to know nam aliasmu!
A sister, can you, adjust to my shirt,
Give me the name Turtle Man?
Then you are Turtle Man. / I'm Turtle Man.
Squatting there. / Goodbye.
They have told their alias names.
How about you? / Speak!
I like the spicy shrimp. hence the name aliasku is
Spicy Crayfish Man. / Siapa?
I! / Superheroes are you?
Spicy Crayfish Man. / Let's go there.
Today is your last day on earth.
Jian Bing die with Man!
Stop! / What?
Who is there?
Oh, God. Who is this?
Jian Bing Man! / What's going on here?
Halloween?
Jian Bing Man! You came just in time.
Go to hell with them!
He takes up the bomb!
You've been immune to Aerolite on the planet of Sagittarius
To ensure. / Lari.
Heroes! Trimakasih have saved our lives!
It's quite complicated.
It's not your fault. They are actually looking for me.
Do not tell anyone.
Otherwise, you will be in danger.
Kak Peng, we have used all our money.
We still have a debt on which rents this equipment.
In the near future, we are unable to noting.
No problem. I'll try to solve the problem after the move.
Send Big Ass to Animal House.
We have no time to care for him.
Excuse me.
Hey. / Hello. How are you?
I am fine. I just need to reduce the shirt
then I will have a lot of money.
How are you?
I..
I'm also a lot of money. / Is it true?
Yes. A lot of work to be done.
Many directors want me acting in their films.
I was having dinner with Han Han now.
He wanted me to play a role in his next movie.
I would reject his invitation.
Is it true?
Da Peng,
What is wrong with you? I ask you to give the photo.
Why do not you send it? I'll be mad at you.
Why are not you happy? You're famous.
I'm not happy. I was glad when I saw your picture.
Um .. What did you call me?
Nothing.
I have not spoken to you are old.
Keep in touch. I have to go now.
Wait. I have something that will tell you.
One friend will get married this week.
He is a fan of yours,
so he wants you to lead the ceremony.
I've talked with him about a suitable price.
150 thousand. What is this okay? / You want me to be master of ceremonies?
It will menurunan my pride. / Okay, I know you're a high price.
Help me this time, please. Agree? Okay.
thanks.
Ya.
Ya, ya.
Place the balloon-balloon there.
Tn. Da Peng.
Hello. / Groom,
Congratulations. / It angpaonya Kak Peng.
Tn. Da Peng, I'm so sorry.
You can not bring the wedding.
Stop the music. Trimakasih the presence of Lai Fuqui ..
Family members told my wife if I allow you to bring the wedding,
wedding will be canceled.
What? What do you mean? / Brother, do not misunderstand.
Tn. Da Peng,
Let me tell you the truth.
Yan Liu sister forced me
to replace the last MC by you.
This is 170 thousand.
150 given by Sister Liu Yan. I add 20 thousand more.
I can not accept this money.
Congratulations. / Kak Da Peng,
Kak Peng.
Do not go, brother Peng. Wait for a while.
You! / Do not go. Let me introduce myself.
Event Organizer I of this marriage.
Kak Peng, what happened?
How would you be willing to host a wedding?
Go! / I am just kidding.
Kak Peng, let's talk business.
What? I am a specialist
sort of current projects. You lose this job,
but I no longer work for you. Are you interested in this?
Look.
Funeral? / Customer is rich.
Very rich! Please consider.
I have a reputation!
You asked me to bring the funeral, right?
Peng brother, do not be angry.
Kak Peng,
Dear Miss Li,
I hope you rest in peace.
We will miss you.
Voice and smile will be embedded in our memories.
Flowers are blooming on your way into heaven.
The world love is the love of a mother.
Many words of thy seed to be delivered.
Actually, I do not want to go.
In fact, I wanted to stay.
I want to stay with you during every season.
You have to trust me.
I do not want you to keep waiting.
mah flesh x
Tn. Da Peng, enjoy. You're doing great.
My mother would not regret it now.
Please accept this honor.
I'll toast you.
It's not enough. / Not enough? Is it true?
It has been quite a lot.
I do not like a movie star like you. / Enough!
Save what?
It is not enough? / Sopanlah. It Tn. Da Peng.
You've always wanted to act.
Why do you think this is not enough?
You were very impolite. / I dare you to drink with me?
10 thousand for the cup. 20 thousand to 2 cups.
Do not listen to him. / Drink!
Or take the money and go!
Brother! / How dare you?
10 thousand for a cup, right? / 10 thousand for the cup. Drink!
10 thousand for the cup. I'm rich!
Brother! Stop!
Drink! / Mr. Da Peng, do not do it.
I fill the cup for you. / Stop, do not ask him to drink again.
Fill the cup. 20 thousand to 2 cups.
Drink! You're good. Let's drink!
20 thousand. Drinking again and thanks again.
You could drown with your money!
Drinking, keep drinking! / Do not be filled again.
His money. Wine mine.
I could give more if he drank again. / What are you doing, Sis?
Drink up!
I dare you to drink again? / Look what you did to him!
Drinking yourself to death!
Kak Peng. / Director.
How do you feel? / Do not worry. We'll take you to the hospital.
Prepare soting!
Deng Chao!
Very enchanted! It felt very strange!
Unfortunately, the bond
makes me excited. You want to give me a surprise.
Come on. I could not control myself anymore. Come on.
Dear? Come on.
Kidnapping? You're outrageous.
If you do not want to say anything, at least turn off the music.
This is repeated 10 times.
Hey!
Say something.
Where are you? / When you kidnap him,
What do you beat him? / No, we did not beat him.
He could cooperation. She thought this was tricked.
He was pleased tied. / Let me go!
What he thought this maksutmu dikerjai? This was tricked!
Yes, this is actually bullied.
I would say he was tricked after soting.
Yes, of course. / Uncle Xiang, do you remember all your lines?
I set it up overnight. No problem.
Oh, director, if I'm wearing a pair of glasses,
What's better? / Let me see.
Director. / Is there anybody here?
You do not soting yours today. / Director, he is the boss.
He always took me to dinner. I do not want to be with him,
So I told him I should be acting today.
He did not believe me, so he came to see me act.
He will soon be gone. / Director Peng,
I've heard a lot about you. My name is Wang Hai.
Glad to meet you. / Location of your movie is great.
What do you pretend not to know me?
Kak Hi, I'm working hard in our film soting.
You do a lot of social connections.
Even Deng Chao acting in your film. / What happened?
He's my friend. Guest star.
Sketch what you soting? / This is about..
A gang leader to squeeze information out of him.
The leader of the gang?
It sounds good.
I can do it. No, Kak Hai. We've got actors.
No, I'd just like a gang leader. / But ..
What are you talking about? / Xiaoxiao,
I just wanted to see you,
but director Peng begged me to portray the leader of the gang.
It's such a surprise. / No, brother Hai.
Thank you, Director. / Director,
What about me?
Catch him.
Do not! / Director, come here.
Tell me how I should act.
Let me think.
What if this,
you're acting as the leader of the gang, and then you match the information of deng Chao.
You hit him first. / Hit Deng Chao?
Then you tell him you want to limit the power of super Jian Bing Man.
using gamma Aerolite of planet Sagittarius.
Get the password from her to open brangkasnya.
Very easy. Okay.
I could have hit him hard. / No, no, no.
You can not hit hard.
You should be gentle.
Save today is not able to withstand suffering.
Beating him gently is the demand scenario.
You have to beat her gently.
Say something. Is there anybody here?
Tell me what the password is.
Password what?
Maksutku brangkasnya password that contains frog Aerolite from the planet of Sagittarius,
which can withstand the force of super Jian Bing Man.
He is doing well.
He is member of the play in his hometown.
I have a lot of social experience.
Learn from him.
From your eyes,
I saw the lie.
My eyes closed!
Tell me what the password?
Password what? / You want to keep it secret?
Eat my fist.
I'm sorry, Mr. Deng. I hit it too hard.
I made a mistake. I had to hit softly.
Once again. / What are you doing?
What are you doing? / Tell me,
what the password? / I do not know what you're talking about.
Maksutku password safes containing Aerolite frog from the planet of Sagittarius,
which can withstand the force of super Jian Bing Man.
Are you an idiot? / Really stubborn?
Eating blows.
Forgive me. What pain? / It's a pain.
Means any pain. Sorry, please once again.
Please once again. / Are you crazy?
Come on. / I would say the password.
Do not, do not, do not. / I can say!
You can not tell. / Let me say.
I do not want to hear it. / I want to tell you!
You're going to say after I hit. / Do not! I say now.
Tell me.
1234567
7654321
That is all?
ABCDEFG
Nothing else? / No more. / Really?
You know? You should have told me from the beginning. / Easy as that?
Easy as that.
This is very easy. No, bro!
Do not! Do not kill me!
Director, how about?
Best actor! / Best Actor,
Best actor,
Best actor, best actor, best actor!
Director, what would we soting next?
No. This is the only adeganmu.
Congratulations to Sister Hai final appearance. / I'm finished?
Stop!
You want me?
He has..
I am Running Man!
He's really the best actor.
Professional!
Last time, you were introduced to the wedding MC. I should be grateful.
Thank you for what? I can not help you in the end.
In fact, it's my problem.
After the case,
everyone is trying to avoid me,
except Amber.
Only you would want mambantuku.
You still have contact with Amber?
not exactly
He did not answer my calls.
But the last time, he went to my house, cleaning,
buy me flowers, cook a meal.
Nice. It was nice there that care about you.
You have to find a girlfriend.
All men in China thinking.
You're still single. Do you feel embarrassed?
Damn, the situation has ended more than 30 years.
I'm used to this. You do not need to worry about me.
Good men are all blind.
I ask you to give the photo.
You forgot to mention?
Do it now! / Do not! Not.
1, 2, 3 / A lot of people here.
Start.
Again. Start.
We know you're kidnapped.
Why do you sound?
Yesterday we held a concert.
Sung directly.
Really fun.
You're singing live? / Of course.
We are a singer. / Since I first met you,
I've never heard you sing directly.
Brother, what did he say? / Haiquan says
he wanted to introduce someone to you.
He is a very influential gang leaders in Beijing.
Ask him to investigate for you.
And revenge for you. / Thanks, sis.
What is wrong!
Gang leader came. / It's unbelievable.
They dared kidnap / even hit me.
I..
Chao! It is such a coincidence!
We can meet again.
Sister, I really do not know the password.
It is acting as a cashier. When the robber out,
you just scream.
The police will chase the robbers here.
I'm not going to change costumes, but I'm still not afraid of you.
Bam, bam, bam, you shoot three times, and I avoid them all.
Then I'll catch you.
It's our job to this scene.
Okay?
You can go. Be prepared.
Father, do not give up. / You're a major role,
You've got a chance. / But I've been acting in 100 films more,
So you still have much to learn from me. / Ready? Yes.
Hold. Do not move.
Okay.
Are you ready? Be prepared.
Wear silk stockings.
Give the best performances. Take advantage of this opportunity.
Be more fierce. I trust you. / Okay!
Come / Do not let me.
Gosh.
Kak Peng!
Do not move! / Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Put your weapon. / Do not shoot, Police! / Do not advanced.
Squat!
I'll shoot if you go forward again.
Cut!
Cut, cut, cut!
Do not you anything?
Ma Tao asked you to come?
Would you Da Peng?
Excuse me. / Mr. Da Peng,
can you tell me how you feel to be a hero?
Da Peng, what do you plan to improve your reputation?
Da Peng, do you think you've put an end to this?
Tn. Da Peng.
Tn. Da Peng, can tell what you're thinking right now?
Can you tell me how you feel?
Kak Hi, thank you very much. You do not have to pick our own.
We've known each other a long time. With pleasure.
Right.
You work too hard, my hero.
Kak Hi, do not cheer.
You cheer me first.
I met Deng Chao.
Soting quietly.
It's a good idea. / Kak Hi, this movie
10 million, return to me within 24 hours.
If you can not restore,
I will give 10 million more.
Kak Hai. / Maksutku Joss paper.
I burn myself for you.
Boom!
Do not you anything? / I'm fine.
Halo.
What?
When you tell me Big Ass, conditions are very unhappy,
so I guess he missed the owner.
Then I knew he suffered from constipation.
I gave him the drug to resolve the problem.
Guess what, he issued a "this".
Give it to me.
Do you know what is more fortunate?
Now, I know!
Kak Peng, windy roads along mountain slopes.
Forgive me. I'm late.
Many of congestion today.
I'm very thirsty.
You said you had good news. Tell me now.
Peng, you have been by large corporations.
They want to film "Man Diors" new you.
They also agreed to seek the company public relations
to rebuild your reputation.
We can expect to reach the peak of our lives away.
But I do not want to be a loser again.
I know, you want to be a hero.
But this time, the hero you play is not real, right?
Let me tell you something. I know what you're doing.
If the film star soting know you're downloading them secretly,
they certainly sue.
But if you find a great company to help
surely you would not be no problem.
Peng. Forget about "Jian Bing Man" mu.
You must continue to play "Diors Man".
because the audience likes that role.
Da Peng, please do not call me again.
I just want to thank you.
Thank you for coming to my house a few days ago.
You must be mistaken.
I'm preparing for my art exhibition lately.
I do not visit your home.
Oh, by the way. Yesterday I met Liu Yan,
I asked him to restore your house keys with me.
Did you receive it?
Yes. / Also, I see news about you.
I hope you will get better.
Goodbye.
I have a good idea of ​​the final scene. We could have a big weapon
fall from the sky.
Then we are looking for 100 extras. / The idea was lousy. Listen to me
Director Peng, you know, the dialogue for the final scene
has been designed by Ms. Du and me. I could read it to you.
Let's do it. / Listen Xiaoxiao.
He designed a large extent. / Listen to me..
I have something to say. / Stop.
We know what to say.
Look, what is this?
We all know what it is we've soting old movie.
You must be short of money now. 8,000 savings.
The rest belongs to Hu. / Do not thank us.
Director, you know I never play a big role.
It's all my savings. Take it for a movie.
We must stop soting film.
Are you kidding? / Take it back.
This is the reality.
I did not say it to you some time ago,
I owe a lot of money to someone.
That person forced me to make a movie.
But I have to return the money,
so, there's no need to make this movie now.
Also, even if we finish this movie,
This can not be published if the stars did not give us permission.
Directed, if you have trouble, you can tell us.
We can solve the problem together. Although the film can not be published at the end,
we still have hope. / Right.
I agreed to play a role in the new movie to another.
Sotingnya will begin soon.
Come on. Take his money.
A month goes by, you all work hard.
You've suffered a lot.
I will never forget the memorable moments with you.
It's my gift to you.
It's a lot of money.
Today, the film crew we formally dissolved.
Come on. All worked for the future. Come on.
You're toying with us? / Not.
Yes indeed.
Not. / You're toying with us!
Yes. Indeed.
But this is not free. I give you money.
To what do you invite us? Throw us with all this money?
You said you had a dream. You want to be a super hero.
We followed you to realize our dream.
Now, all of a sudden you wake up.
And stopped. To what do you invite us?
We have feelings too! / I do not wake up.
Superheroes is the dream of my life. / Nonsense!
You're not a hero. You're just a loser.
I'm a loser? If I was a loser, then what are you?
Bad actress.
Leader bad extras.
Paparazzi bad.
If I do not show you, will you have a chance to act in a movie?
Will you have a chance to be the lead actress?
Will you have a chance ..
Peng director, you're redundant.
sister,
Am I wrong?
I will send the money to them.
If there is no problem, please sign the contract.
Are you still living with a lot of arrows? / Yes.
That's why I do not want to act in a TV series.
I'm acting in a movie before. I played the supporting role.
Sandra Ng, Deng Chao, they were all acting together with me.
Hello, Mr. Li. I was an agent, called Hu.
May I introduce some insurance for you?
Are not you afraid of heights?
I've been through a lot. This is not a problem anymore for me.
For you, remain at low bit scary from a higher place?
I guess I always be a loser.
I just, playing the role of hero.
Da Peng, do you remember when we start a career in the entertainment industry?
We work hard every day.
We cherish every chance we got.
We hope one day we became very famous
so we did not want to leave this city.
Later, many people know my name.
However, they always say so
Yan Lui had no talent, just showing off his chest.
It was his own chest and strong suit.
At that time, if I'm not happy,
You will take an ugly picture of you and send it on me every day.
It is indeed very ugly.
All kerutanku are the consequences of making you face. See!
During difficult times, you're the hero.
You're still my hero.
To continue to be a loser, or become Jian Bing Man,
I can not make such decisions for you.
As a friend, I just want you to be happy.
Does being a loser so happy
or so Jian Bing Man happy,
only you have the answer.
Tn. Li, you do not have to pay for insurance, but please do not talk rude, okay?
Da Peng,
Peng, have you signed a contract?
What do you think? Are you practicing calligraphy?
Do you want to be famous again? Call me as soon as possible.
I close the Ping An Life Insurance.
I do not see you.
During our life, we have to deal with different cases.
What are you doing? Let me go.
Let go of me!
Xiaoxiao.
Ma Tao? / This is me.
You menodaiku! What are you doing?
Why did you bring me here? You're a freak!
Ku treat you as my friend. Astray! / Do not hit.
Please!
Anyone please! / Help!
Anyone please!
Please! / Anyone please!
Soting this movie! Acting! Acting!
Please please please
Xiao Yi.
Jean-Claude Van Damme! He's my idol.
You're still an amateur.
Red Rose, do you like the coward?
Jian Bing Man.
You fight for the sake of these two traitors.
Is this appropriate?
I do not want to give them.
Oh, yes.
When you eat Jian Bing, you may feel thirsty.
Therefore, I prepare soup for you.
I just want you to feel fighting alone.
Who says I'm alone?
Boss, you're in the gang had for years,
do not you see the lie of my eyes?
You!
Jian Bing Man.
Our undercover work is finished, right?
Thank you for your efforts,
Lu Zhu Man.
Cut! Turn off the camera.
Film "Jian Bing Man" selesai!
Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao!
It's incredible.
Uncle Xiao, are you okay? / I am fine.
Director, how my acting?
I think it was great.
Thank you, Director. Thanks.
Goodbye. / All extras
come with me to get a bento-mu.
Thank you for acting in my film. / You are welcome.
We were touched by the story, so we decided to join.
Yes, you spend a lot of money for a friend
for soting movie that can not be published.
you're loyal to your friends. It was great.
Are you sure that this film can not be published?
Because we soting quietly movie too many movie stars,
if they do not give us the right, we can not publish it.
It may not be bad news.
I think the film "Jian Bing Man" is not a good mu.
It's very hard, okay?
But if you want to make a film on how to make this film,
I believe we can help to bring in investors.
Are you kidding?
Jian Bing Man. Jian Bing Man. / We'll be in touch.
Jian Bing Man. Jian Bing Man. Jian Bing Man. Jian Bing Man.
Yes! / Hey Da Peng,
it was a kick-ass (penghajaran) great.
Who is stronger, Iron Man or me?
Iron Man never hit me.
JIAN BING MAN
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