- You sure this is gonna be all right, Robert?
- Yeah, your gonna be staying
in the downstairs guest room anyway.
The guy will never know it was you and not me.
As long as you don't burn the place down.
Everything will be fine.
You're really bailing me out here Andre.
I mean, this thing got fast tracked,
the only way we could pull it off
is if we do it this weekend.
- What is it again?
- It's this bullshit reality show
where we put somebody in a house
and set up a bunch of security cameras
that follows their every move,
and scare the fuck out of them.
Here we are.
Come on man, I got to hit the road.
I got to be in Sb by seven.
- All right.
- What is it?
- There's something about this place.
It's really familiar.
- Heh, that's 'cause you've been here before.
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, we went to that party a couple years ago.
You met that girl remember?
- Yeah.
What was her name?
- I don't know what her name was.
You think I remember all your conquests?
- Really, conquests?
I can't remember her name, though.
- Well, look that's why you're here.
Okay, you're gonna rest for a few days.
You know, the fridge is fully stocked.
You know, take some you time.
You time, no parties.
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, no problem.
Look I'll be back to pick you up on Sunday
and if anything goes wrong just give me a call.
You got your cell, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Good.
Good luck man.
- Thanks.
- Remember,
no parties.
- What was that?
Throw a party?
If you say so.
Oh, this place is sick.
- So,
I got dropped off at this house,
it's a nice house, by a buddy Robert.
He was supposed to house-sit for someone
and he couldn't because something came up last minute.
To be honest,
it's kinda weird being in someone's house
when you don't really know who they are.
I'm sure I'll figure out more about the guy
as I rummage around through his shit.
I was just recently in an accident
and the doctors said that doing video diaries
of myself would possibly,
not for sure, but possibly help me remember things.
So, I figured what the heck.
Might as well give it a shot,
and if it works cool if not
it's fine.
I'm gonna go ahead
and make Baba a little birthday video
since I'm missing her birthday this weekend.
So here goes nothing.
Hey grandma and everyone.
I just wanted to say I'm so sorry
that I couldn't make it out to your celebration.
Unfortunately, you know how accident-prone I am.
I'm okay, don't worry I'll be fine
but since I couldn't make it I thought I'd make you a video
for your 80th birthday.
You're a very special woman
and you don't look a day over 60.
With that being said,
why don't I go ahead and give you a tour
of my new place.
This over here is my dining area.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look
at this kitchen here.
Robert did say that the fridge was fully stocked,
I want to see if he was lying or not.
And yeah,
that looks pretty shitty to me.
Naked girls,
that's always a plus too.
I don't mind it.
What the hell is that?
Oh my god,
I know what you are.
Blue dream,
Shiva skunk,
purple OG,
twisted sister,
fire OG,
happy 420.
I'll have to edit this out.
Like to make a toast to...
Well, what's gonna be one hell of an interesting weekend.
I got enough pot here to smoke myself into fucking oblivion
and there's plenty of booze to keep myself busy as well.
Cheers to me.
Fucking weird.
Boo!
Over here,
we've got the entertainment room.
It's like a jungle outside.
All right I got the bud,
I got the booze,
and the only thing I'm missing
is the TV.
- In so many months...
- it's gonna be a long weekend
and, you know, if I get a bit lonely
I've got my...
Lovely ladies to keep me busy.
- Last few miles, will you run.
This fellow is very good, funny.
- Though it gets eerie down there.
- And the festivities.
- I am preparing.
- What's behind?
What's in here?
Storage.
Pussy.
Oh shit.
Master bedroom,
nice.
Sorry buddy,
but I am definitely gonna have to crash here.
How you doing?
He's even got multi-jets.
And what do we got down here?
Nothing.
Go ahead and take this out.
Okay.
Not too shabby.
I can work with this.
Oh,.
That was not intended for you guys, sorry about that.
God, this place is a lot bigger than I thought.
So many steps.
It's just the wind folks.
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and take you guys back inside.
- Now several days ago the body
of a young missing girl was found in the trunk of a car
in the canyon; However, there was no sign of the driver.
Now the coroner's report indicates that the girl's body
was brutally stabbed and tortured over several days.
The report also indicates that - fuck.
- Though the detectives are
not saying whether scows disappearance
and the grizzly discovery
of the missing girl are related but they
are investigating connections to the two women.
If you have any information you are urged to call police.
Now in other news, inmates on death row
are being transported to...
- what the fuck is that?
Crazy.
Rachel.
What's going on babe?
Ah, that felt good.
Rachel,
not Tiffany, not Amber
it's Rachel.
I'm gonna go for a ride,
oh I don't have a car what am I talking about?
Yep,
kind of pathetic,
oh well, I'll have to get one.
This house has got some weird noises.
- Are you hungry?
- I'm actually starving. - - Good.
- You bring me something tasty?
- I got some chicken,
but most importantly I got some really good wine.
- Ahh, you're so sweet.
- So how you feeling?
- You now,
I'm a little sore, still stiff
but for the most part I'm starting to heal.
- So what actually happened?
- Well, it was raining
and they said that I was in a car accident.
I got a concussion,
that's pretty much it, I can't remember much else.
- Are you ever gonna be able to remember?
- Yeah, the doctor said that hopefully
something will jog my memory
and within the next few days or months
it'll start slowly coming back.
- So,
you don't remember what happened the last time we hung out?
- No,
should I?
- Maybe.
This place is so creepy.
I don't know how you stay here.
Doesn't it freak you out?
- It is kinda creepy.
- So, what happened?
- Well, I was looking around
and I happen to open up a cabinet door
and this came crashing to the ground.
- So you're still as clumsy as ever.
- I'd like to make a toast.
- Okay, to what?
- To you and I and remembering this amazing evening.
- I'll make sure of that.
It is good.
- It's delicious.
I'm stuffed.
- What's this?
- Ah nothing,
I couldn't make it to my grandma's birthday
so I made her like a birthday video.
- No you didn't.
- Yeah I didn't.
- Yeah, thank you.
You sure you didn't put it out for something else?
- No.
- Little a...
Apres dinner.
- No, but I'm not opposed to it.
- Can I watch it?
- It's really, it's just a...
- oh, come on.
- That's just embarrassing.
- You're so cute.
- I'm so sorry that I couldn't make it to your celebration.
Unfortunately, you know how accident-prone I am.
I'm okay, don't worry I'll be fine.
But since I couldn't make it I thought I'd make you a video
for your 80th birthday.
You're a very special woman
and you don't look a day over 60.
- Are we alone?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
Look.
- You're a very special woman and you don't look
a day over 60.
- Okay, this is really weird.
- Let's go check it out.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, just stay close.
- Okay.
- Don't worry. - - Ok
you all right?
- Yeah.
No.
- Don't worry about it.
- Okay.
Okay, she's definitely not moving.
- No, definitely not.
- Something tells me Robert is messing with me.
- You think.
- I think we had too much to drink.
- I think we should have a little more.
- I'm gonna cover this up.
- Are you expecting someone?
- No,
hold this.
- Hi
look, I'm really sorry to bother you.
My name is guy and I live four houses up the street,
- yeah?
- You didn't just get a call
from the police, did you?
- Um, excuse me?
- Look, I know this sounds strange but
I just got a call from the police saying
that there was a group of escaped convicts
loose somewhere here in the canyon.
I don't know if this some kind of game,
you haven't heard anything about this have you?
- No, I didn't.
- Are you sure that it's not maybe a prank?
- I don't know,
it didn't sound like it.
They asked me to make sure that
all my windows and doors were locked
and to double check everything.
Are yours?
- Um, I don't know.
I think so.
- You think so. You're not sure?
You need to go right now
- are you okay? - - And check,
hi I'm guy, I'm the neighbor
and I just got a police bulletin saying
that there's a group of escaped convicts
loose in the neighborhood.
Now, there's no guarantee that they make it up here
but just in case.
- So, when did this all happen?
- I just got the phone call.
Well, your windows up here seem to be secure.
Door is locked.
- I mean, I don't know what to say.
- I know.
It's a really nice place you got here.
- Um...
- if you want to keep it this way I suggest you make sure
all your doors and windows are locked.
- And you said you lived just a couple houses...
- I just moved into the Spanish villa four doors up.
Is this the downstairs?
- Yeah, I don't mean to be rude.
I appreciate you coming here.
Would you mind staying here with her?
- No not at all.
- You okay with that?
- Yeah.
- I'll go check out everything else.
- Of course.
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
- Have you called the police?
- Oh, they called me.
Oh and make sure you check every door and window.
- Sure thing.
- Don't miss one.
- Be right back, Rach.
- Yeah,
crazy night right?
- Yeah.
- This really is a nice place.
- Yeah.
This is insane.
- Yeah,
nothing like a police emergency to ruin somebody's night.
You know what I mean?
So how long have you two been seeing each other?
- Oh, just a little while.
- Make a cute couple.
You don't find these a little creepy?
- Can I get you anything?
- Oh, no-no-no, I'm okay, thank you.
I'll be going in just a minute.
So,
how long have you two been fucking?
- Excuse me?
That's none of your business.
- Fine,
just asking.
So when you guys fuck does he cum on your face, or your ass
or tits?
Wow.
- I-i, it's time for you to go.
I'm fine.
- Wow, okay.
I put my gloves on.
- A-Andre.
- Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
Andre can't hear you.
He's all the way at the back of the house,
unfortunately the sound doesn't travel
that far.
- I'll just get my gloves on and I'll be out in a minute.
Wouldn't want to get my fingerprints on anything,
now would I?
- I've, I'm really uncomfortable, you have to go now.
- Oh, I'll leave.
- Okay great.
- Just as soon as you leave.
- All right I checked everything.
- See, now that wasn't so hard now.
Was it?
Not bad, although the Beaujolais
is much better at this time of year.
- What happened to Rachel?
- She just left.
Yup, she took her shit.
She's gone.
- She left?
Did she say why?
- No, she took her shit and
walked out the door.
- That doesn't make any sense
she came here to have dinner with me.
Why would she just pick up and go?
- You got me.
You're the date.
I just came by to tell you about the criminals.
- Well, did you say anything to her?
- Oh come on Andre, don't start blaming this on me.
I came here to help you out.
- Help me out, I mean I don't understand.
This whole night was going perfect until you showed up.
- Look, you can't just keep passing the buck man.
Don't blame me for your shortcomings.
Five and a half inches, Jesus Christ.
- Excuse me?
- Five and a half inches, that's what she said.
- Humph, Rachel would never say anything like that.
- Well maybe you should call her up and ask her.
Jesus man.
- Who, who do you think you are?
- Just a neighborhood friend looking out for another guy.
- You're looking out for me?
You are looking out for me?
I'd like you to leave.
- You want me to go?
You got wine and dinner,
I can help you finish.
Did I say something?
- I said
get
the fuck
out.
- Oh, okay,
don't have to tell me three times.
Look, it's been an absolute pleasure Andre.
I'll just be getting outta your hair now.
You know I really like what you've done to the place.
It's too bad Rachel left.
Then again, if you need anything
I'll just be right up the road.
See you around, huh.
We'll see.
- You gotta be kidding me.
Charger.
Oh, fuck.
Where's a charger?
Where is a charger?
There's gotta be a house one somewhere.
I can't believe I can't find a fucking charger.
What is this guy's house for?
What was that?
So many steps.
Oh fuck.
- Hey it's Rach, you know what to do,
and you when to do it.
- Rachel, it's Andre.
Look, I don't know what the hell
that fucking creep said to you or did to you
but I'm worried about you and my phone is fucking dead
and I can't find my charger,
so as soon as you get this message
give me a call back on this number.
Please call me back, I hope you're all right.
Fucking bastard.
- Hey what's up man?
- Huh, you got me.
You son of a bitch.
- What are you talking about?
- You know exactly what I'm talking about.
I know that you want to put me in the show
and that's why you had me here.
It's funny but look,
enough's enough, let's just call it quits, huh.
- Yeah right,
you're not on the show, man.
- Who-who-whose house did you say this was again?
- A good friend of mine, I told you that.
- Yeah, yeah but I mean,
how well do you know him?
Why does he have photos of Rachel?
- Wait-w where are you?
- I'm in an office, I needed a phone because Rachel.
This weirdo came over, he scared her away,
and I wanted to make sure that she's all right
but my phone's dead.
So I came to find a phone.
- Look Andre, just calm Dow...
- calm the fuck down, how am I suppose to calm down?
This is fucking weird.
- Andre listen to me, I'm not fucking with you.
You're not on the show
and I don't know what's going on over there
but you got to calm down before you do something dumb.
Do you hear me?
Didn't your doctor tell you that
because of the concussion and the memory loss,
that a little bit of paranoia is normal?
- Yeah, I guess.
- Right? - - Yeah.
- Andre, you cannot leave.
You do that and we are both fucked
because he's gonna find out I wasn't there.
Trust me Rachel is fine.
- I mean I guess so but...
You gotta see these photos.
- What are you gonna do?
Walk down the hill and look for her?
Rachel is fine.
Never mind she shouldn't have been there at all.
So you do what you gotta do to grow a pair
and just please man, get out of that room
and go relax.
- All right that sounds like a good idea.
Look I'm not trying to get you in trouble.
- I know man, just...
- I'm gonna go make myself a nice drink and...
Everything'll be fine.
- You can do this man.
- All right, see ya.
That's fucking strong.
Hello?
Is anybody in there?
Let's go ahead and get a look in here.
Come out, come out wherever you are.
Nope, no you don't want to come out?
What was that?
- Help me.
Go away.
- Fuck.
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck
is going on?
Ha-ha-ha, real fucking funny...
Fuck this shit, I'm getting the fuck outta here.
What the fuck,
am I gonna do.
What the fuck am I gonna do?
I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
You're gonna man the fuck up.
And get it together.
Oh shit.
Holy.
What the fuck?
- What are you doing?
Touch me.
So what are you gonna do to me?
Play with it.
Is that a toy?
Why aren't you talking?
Babe?
Come here.
What is that?
Where are you?
- Huh, what the, the fuck?
Oh,
oh my god,.
Ah, shit.
I can't fucking see anything.
I'm not trying.
I'm go find the circuit breaker, or something.
It's fucking dark as hell.
I don't know what to fucking do.
I think someone's fucking with me, right.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Oh shit,
oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
- Andre?
- Rachel, is that you?
What the?
Oh man, oh my god.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
What the fuck? Get the fuck off.
Fucking shit.
What the fuck? Get the fuck off me.
Get the fuck off of me.
What the fuck?
Oh, holy shit.
- Get down
do not get off the ground.
- Fuck that,
he's in the house.
What are you doing?
- Put your hands behind your back.
- He's in the house!
Ah,
fuck.
He's in the house.
- Just relax - relax
- I'm telling you have the wrong guy.
He's in the fucking house.
- Relax.
- You?
What the fuck you?
Ah, it's fucking tight.
- Stop, stay.
- I can prove it,
just play the fucking video.
All right there's a video on there.
It'll show you,
just play the video, please.
What?
Oh no, no.
No.
No way.
No.
- Good luck man.
- Thank you I appreciate it.
Left tip.
No.
They said that I was in a car accident
and I got a concussion.
No, no.
- I really like what you've done with the place.
- Hopefully something will jog my memory.
- No.
Oh, my god.
No, no this isn't real.
Fuck, this can't be real.
Turn it off. Just turn it off.
Please.
It's a bad dream.
I didn't want to do it to her.
He made me do this to her.
I didn't want to do it.
Please stop fucking with me.
I can't take it.
Look at the screen you pussy.
You boys sure went all out.
I mean,
all this
for me.
I got to admit.
I'm kind of flattered.
All this bullshit hiding all around the place, chasing me,
and you actually thought for a moment
that you had me scared.
Me scared?
Yeah, maybe that bitch Andre.
You see what I have to put with,
this fucking pussy,
day in and day out.
I can't even fucking look at him anymore.
Look at him, pathetic.
She fucking enjoyed every second of it.
Every second.
Fucking idiot.
If you'd only just listen.
Can't control anything.
Adam controls everything.