1 00:00:02,615 --> 00:00:06,016 and I really only expected, like, an inch or two. 2 00:00:07,053 --> 00:00:08,520 That's not bad. 3 00:00:12,258 --> 00:00:14,249 Why don't you just kill me? 4 00:00:16,029 --> 00:00:17,997 Is that what you think I want? 5 00:00:22,735 --> 00:00:24,225 Isn't it? 6 00:00:25,371 --> 00:00:26,770 Close. 7 00:00:51,131 --> 00:00:53,190 I love that you have all this stuff 8 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:55,859 because, like, this way you can watch, you know? 9 00:00:57,504 --> 00:00:59,131 Now I'm hurt. 10 00:00:59,239 --> 00:01:02,834 I go through all the trouble to set this up and you don't want to watch? 11 00:01:09,716 --> 00:01:11,377 I just... 12 00:01:11,484 --> 00:01:14,715 I stayed one summer with my Aunt Denise and her kids. 13 00:01:15,688 --> 00:01:18,384 You know, and her kids were, like four or five, 14 00:01:18,491 --> 00:01:20,220 and I was, like, ten. 15 00:01:20,326 --> 00:01:21,623 No. No, I was nine. 16 00:01:22,962 --> 00:01:27,296 And the littlest one... the daughter, Lynnie... 17 00:01:28,334 --> 00:01:30,598 She... she loved me. 18 00:01:30,703 --> 00:01:33,934 So she had this... she had this game 19 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:38,443 where she would jump out of the bathtub, all soaking wet... 20 00:01:39,913 --> 00:01:41,710 and she'd jump on top of me 21 00:01:41,814 --> 00:01:42,838 and she'd tickle me. 22 00:01:43,783 --> 00:01:46,411 And she'd tickle me and she'd shout: 23 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:48,282 "Prune attack! Prune attack!" 24 00:01:48,388 --> 00:01:50,322 'cause her fingers were all pruney. 25 00:01:53,493 --> 00:01:56,951 I-I-I couldn't do anything 'cause I was afraid I'd hurt her 26 00:01:57,063 --> 00:02:00,464 and it was weird. 27 00:02:02,235 --> 00:02:06,763 And one day her mother came in, in the middle of it... 28 00:02:08,741 --> 00:02:12,734 and she saw her daughter, naked on top of me. 29 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:18,949 And then... she yelled at her: 30 00:02:20,186 --> 00:02:23,781 "Lynnie, get back in the bathtub." 31 00:02:26,659 --> 00:02:28,490 Then she took me by the hand... 32 00:02:29,762 --> 00:02:31,593 and she dragged me to the kitchen. 33 00:02:35,068 --> 00:02:36,660 She turned the stove on. 34 00:02:37,971 --> 00:02:40,599 We stood there while the burner got hot. 35 00:02:42,942 --> 00:02:45,069 And she pulled my pants down... 36 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:51,409 and lifted me up over the burner. 37 00:02:56,055 --> 00:03:00,151 I could feel the dirt on my skin from her hands. 38 00:03:01,728 --> 00:03:03,753 She must have been gardening. 39 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,195 And I cried and cried. 40 00:03:11,271 --> 00:03:15,970 And I could hear the tears sizzle as they hit the burner. 41 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,072 Then she sat me down. 42 00:03:24,584 --> 00:03:27,917 She said, "If I ever catch you with my daughter again..." 43 00:03:35,295 --> 00:03:36,785 She called my mom. 44 00:03:37,997 --> 00:03:40,022 My mom came the next day. 45 00:03:42,402 --> 00:03:44,700 I never saw Aunt Denise again. 46 00:03:52,278 --> 00:03:55,441 These things really stick. 47 00:03:57,183 --> 00:03:59,777 Okay, well, you know, we're set. 48 00:04:01,654 --> 00:04:02,621 Don't. 49 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,249 I told you not to use that word. 50 00:04:06,626 --> 00:04:07,593 Okay? 51 00:04:07,694 --> 00:04:09,525 Hayley, please. 52 00:04:09,662 --> 00:04:11,493 You need help. 53 00:04:13,366 --> 00:04:14,993 A teenage girl doesn't do this. 54 00:04:15,101 --> 00:04:17,968 I've seen your idea of what a teenage girl should do, 55 00:04:18,071 --> 00:04:19,197 so don't even start. 56 00:04:19,305 --> 00:04:21,170 I'll pay for a therapist. 57 00:04:23,776 --> 00:04:24,743 Thanks. 58 00:04:24,844 --> 00:04:27,108 Thanks, but if I ever see a shrink... 59 00:04:27,213 --> 00:04:29,044 - I want to make my case... - Please. 60 00:04:29,148 --> 00:04:30,979 really, really interesting for them. 61 00:04:31,084 --> 00:04:33,245 Please. I'll do whatever you want. 62 00:04:33,353 --> 00:04:36,288 You could call the cops. I'll say I did whatever you want. 63 00:04:36,389 --> 00:04:39,324 I don't think they're gonna believe a confession under these circumstances. 64 00:04:39,425 --> 00:04:42,656 Then I'll leave. I'll leave, okay? I'll move. 65 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:44,354 Mm-hmm. 66 00:04:44,464 --> 00:04:46,932 Donna's body will still be where you left it. 67 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:48,557 I'm not the guy! 68 00:04:48,668 --> 00:04:51,034 I'm not the guy, I swear! 69 00:04:53,106 --> 00:04:55,574 Anything! Please! 70 00:04:55,675 --> 00:04:57,302 Please don't do this! 71 00:04:58,411 --> 00:04:59,708 - Anything? - Anything! Piss on me! 72 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:03,041 Fucking feed me glass! I don't care! Whatever you want! 73 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:06,851 I'll tell the cops I did whatever you want. Please! 74 00:05:09,021 --> 00:05:11,649 I don't what ever you want. Anything. Please. 75 00:05:11,758 --> 00:05:12,725 Please. Anything. 76 00:05:12,825 --> 00:05:14,520 Anything. Anything. 77 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:19,854 Please. 78 00:05:19,966 --> 00:05:22,196 - Anything. - Yes. 79 00:05:22,301 --> 00:05:24,132 Yeah, anything. 80 00:05:24,237 --> 00:05:26,068 Oh, please. 81 00:05:26,172 --> 00:05:27,264 Please! 82 00:05:43,689 --> 00:05:47,716 When I talked about sending an email to Janelle, you changed the subject. 83 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:53,592 I could send it right now, pack up and go. 84 00:05:53,699 --> 00:05:56,259 It could be the best thing that ever happened to you. 85 00:05:56,369 --> 00:06:01,136 You could stop torturing yourself with the idea that you might get back with her. 86 00:06:02,341 --> 00:06:05,833 - What do you say? - Goddamn it! Get the fuck off of me! 87 00:06:05,945 --> 00:06:08,209 Please untie me and let me go! 88 00:06:08,314 --> 00:06:11,078 Please! Please don't cut me! 89 00:06:11,184 --> 00:06:14,210 Please! Please! 90 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,117 Please! 91 00:06:41,113 --> 00:06:43,308 I shouldn't have teased you like that. 92 00:06:49,922 --> 00:06:53,619 I shouldn't have let you think there was a way out of this. 93 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:02,797 Hey, um... 94 00:07:02,902 --> 00:07:06,303 I got this medical text, 95 00:07:06,405 --> 00:07:08,498 and if I forget anything just don't panic. 96 00:07:08,608 --> 00:07:11,907 Okay, 'cause it's... It's right here. 97 00:07:15,781 --> 00:07:18,113 Yeah, I knew you'd want to watch. 98 00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:21,345 Look, if you move too much, I could... 99 00:07:21,454 --> 00:07:24,082 knick the perineal artery and you... 100 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:27,353 You could, like, bleed to death before anyone got here, okay? 101 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:30,395 So, just, please. I really need to have 102 00:07:30,496 --> 00:07:33,158 a steady, steady hand, okay? 103 00:07:36,736 --> 00:07:38,499 Jeff? 104 00:07:49,882 --> 00:07:51,372 Do you feel that? 105 00:07:54,453 --> 00:07:56,182 Why do you care? 106 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:02,316 I'd be thankful for small favors. 107 00:08:20,913 --> 00:08:21,971 Wow. 108 00:08:23,783 --> 00:08:25,375 That went well. 109 00:08:36,095 --> 00:08:38,791 You know, you told that, uh... 110 00:08:38,898 --> 00:08:42,163 that Aunt Denise story very well. 111 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:43,599 Very, very well. 112 00:08:46,238 --> 00:08:48,570 What was that supposed to be? Some kind of magic key 113 00:08:48,674 --> 00:08:51,768 to explain why you are the way you are? 114 00:08:53,079 --> 00:08:54,706 Doesn't. 115 00:08:56,616 --> 00:09:00,552 Okay. What should I do first? Your right or left testicle? 116 00:09:06,325 --> 00:09:08,885 Why don't we just say right, okay? 117 00:09:08,995 --> 00:09:12,624 All right, now, I just have to give it one little slice to free it up, 118 00:09:12,732 --> 00:09:14,165 and then, um... 119 00:09:15,401 --> 00:09:16,663 Snip. 120 00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:21,571 Okay. Now I just need to suture it up. 121 00:09:21,674 --> 00:09:25,974 This would be so much easier if I had, like, a nurse or something, 122 00:09:26,078 --> 00:09:29,775 but, you know, I asked my friend if she'd help me castrate a guy 123 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:32,646 and, well, she made all these, like, ooky sounds, 124 00:09:32,752 --> 00:09:36,210 like I was asking her to swallow worms or something. 125 00:09:36,322 --> 00:09:39,985 Yeah, we'll see who makes medical school in eight years, huh? 126 00:09:40,092 --> 00:09:43,823 All right, now, you're gonna feel a tug, 127 00:09:43,929 --> 00:09:47,023 'cause I really gotta get this tight, all right? 128 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:50,432 So just... bear with me. 129 00:09:52,204 --> 00:09:53,967 Okay... 130 00:09:56,008 --> 00:09:57,703 Okay. 131 00:09:58,911 --> 00:10:01,106 Okay, halfway through. Over the hump. 132 00:10:01,213 --> 00:10:03,443 Can't you stop? 133 00:10:03,549 --> 00:10:04,777 Please? 134 00:10:04,884 --> 00:10:06,852 Some men, 135 00:10:06,952 --> 00:10:09,978 they go through their whole lives with only one ball, 136 00:10:11,023 --> 00:10:13,321 and they're just fine, you know? 137 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:14,654 Or so I've read. 138 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:19,720 Well, I guess I figured that you're not really punished if I leave you with a spare. 139 00:10:24,804 --> 00:10:27,364 Okay, stay with me. Stay with me. 140 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:30,306 It's okay. It's okay, Jeff. 141 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:38,816 If-if I left one, then you'd be walking around crooked all the time. 142 00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:42,217 Look, this is for the best, all right? 143 00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:44,789 Okay, you're entering a whole new world now. 144 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,084 Just gotta... 145 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,193 snip and... 146 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:54,700 Okay. 147 00:10:56,368 --> 00:10:57,858 Wow. 148 00:11:00,239 --> 00:11:02,298 This seriously has to be, like, 149 00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:05,467 one of the easiest operations, because... 150 00:11:06,545 --> 00:11:07,569 Wow. 151 00:11:08,848 --> 00:11:13,046 I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping 152 00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:14,983 and selling cookies. 153 00:11:16,088 --> 00:11:19,057 You know? 'Cause this is what's really useful. 154 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:23,124 I don't know how they'd design a merit badge though. 155 00:11:23,229 --> 00:11:24,526 That'd be interesting. 156 00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:28,661 I saw Lynnie at Aunt Denise's funeral. 157 00:11:28,768 --> 00:11:31,236 I told her what her mom did. 158 00:11:31,370 --> 00:11:33,429 She didn't believe me. 159 00:11:35,741 --> 00:11:38,801 If Denise was here right now, what would you say? 160 00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:43,138 I'd say, "Help. 161 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:47,319 A teenager cut my balls off. Call the police." 162 00:11:50,256 --> 00:11:53,157 She wasn't very sympathetic the last time, 163 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:55,386 so I wouldn't really hold your breath. 164 00:12:12,178 --> 00:12:13,839 All right. 165 00:12:13,946 --> 00:12:16,437 I would cancel any appointments you have in the next few days 166 00:12:16,549 --> 00:12:19,950 because you're going to be sorer than you've ever been before. 167 00:12:20,986 --> 00:12:22,817 Oh, I'd say, in, like, 168 00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:24,753 eight or nine days, take the stitches out, 169 00:12:24,857 --> 00:12:27,291 which I suggest you do yourself 170 00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:29,418 to save embarrassment. 171 00:12:29,528 --> 00:12:32,793 Oh, and there's this website: EunuchsQuestions. com. 172 00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:35,924 Eunuchs is e-u-n-u-c-h-s. 173 00:12:36,035 --> 00:12:39,163 I had a lot of trouble with that but it gives great advice 174 00:12:39,271 --> 00:12:41,398 on how to deal with your castration. 175 00:12:41,507 --> 00:12:44,670 You really... You don't have to go through this alone, you know? 176 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,207 Do you want some souvenirs? 177 00:12:51,684 --> 00:12:52,708 No? 178 00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:54,946 Okay. 179 00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:57,853 What should we do with them? 180 00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:05,559 We could see how far they bounce. 181 00:13:12,538 --> 00:13:14,233 Actually... 182 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:17,138 we wouldn't want, like, a little animal 183 00:13:17,243 --> 00:13:20,644 confusing it for an afternoon snack. 184 00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:23,078 You know? A little squirrelly 185 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:25,082 or a coyote might get sick. 186 00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:28,449 We don't want that, especially with you being such a conservationist. 187 00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:35,122 We could grind them up in the garbage disposal. 188 00:13:37,096 --> 00:13:40,122 Or... or we could sew them back in. 189 00:13:40,232 --> 00:13:42,063 I had this shop teacher once, 190 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,931 who sawed off his thumb in class, 191 00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:46,868 and then he grabbed some ice, 192 00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:48,439 drove to the emergency room. 193 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,441 The next day, sure enough, he has his thumb. 194 00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:55,445 Didn't bend so well, but he could, like, hitchhike and stuff. 195 00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:02,782 I'm just checking to see if it works. 196 00:14:19,371 --> 00:14:22,204 I guess they, uh, weren't brass. 197 00:14:29,782 --> 00:14:32,080 You're not laughing, are you? 198 00:14:32,985 --> 00:14:36,944 Well, no wonder. This isn't a laughing matter at all. 199 00:14:37,056 --> 00:14:40,822 I don't know. Maybe Donna's smiling just a tad. 200 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:44,351 I didn't do anything to her. 201 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,256 Maybe, maybe not. 202 00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:53,528 But I suggest you track down the guy who did... 203 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,268 'cause he has no idea what's waiting for him. 204 00:14:57,376 --> 00:14:58,343 Here. 205 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:00,071 You really need to rehydrate. 206 00:15:01,113 --> 00:15:03,343 Jeff. Please. Come on. 207 00:15:10,622 --> 00:15:12,112 Jeff, I'm serious. 208 00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:16,717 You really, really need to drink this, okay? 209 00:15:17,863 --> 00:15:19,387 Come on. 210 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,130 Attaboy. 211 00:15:24,236 --> 00:15:25,965 Do you want more? 212 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,804 Why are you being so nice to me now? 213 00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:37,772 You're pitiful now, aren't you? 214 00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:43,580 I mean, it's going to be tricky, not letting anyone find out about... 215 00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,556 No more sex. 216 00:15:47,659 --> 00:15:50,560 No more taking public showers. 217 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:54,260 But one of these days you're going to get a physical, 218 00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:56,197 and your doctor's going to find out. 219 00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:59,834 And don't worry. He's not gonna tell his golf buddies... 220 00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:02,902 and they're not gonna tell their friends, 221 00:16:03,008 --> 00:16:05,203 and they're not gonna tell their friends. 222 00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:09,675 But a couple years down the road you're going to start wondering, 223 00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:11,511 "Do your publishers know?" 224 00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:14,475 "Do your models know?" 225 00:16:17,556 --> 00:16:19,251 "Does Janelle know?" 226 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:26,320 God, I'm sweating. 227 00:16:27,366 --> 00:16:29,334 Look, I'll go take a shower 228 00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:32,063 and then I'll be out of your life, okay? 229 00:16:32,171 --> 00:16:33,695 I'll find you. 230 00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:37,832 Don't make threats while you're still tied down. 231 00:16:37,943 --> 00:16:40,969 - I'm just saying... - What do you expect me to do about it? 232 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,638 I'm just saying. 233 00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:47,350 The easiest thing for me to do 234 00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:49,887 would be to just kill you. 235 00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:56,525 But I already told you I'm not going to do that. 236 00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:02,159 You don't get off that easy, Jeff. 237 00:17:06,271 --> 00:17:08,034 I'm sweating like a pig. Seriously. 238 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,938 Um... I gotta go have a shower, 239 00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:15,537 and then when I come back later, maybe we can chat some more. 240 00:18:40,532 --> 00:18:41,897 I'm all here. 241 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,161 I'm all here. 242 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,353 Why you can see it with your very own eyes. 243 00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:08,654 Come on. Come on. 244 00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:07,908 Fuck. 245 00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:44,707 Hey, Trace. 246 00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:48,013 Look, I'm gonna be done, like, so much sooner than I thought, 247 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,611 so do you wanna catch a movie or something? 248 00:21:50,722 --> 00:21:51,814 Cool. 249 00:21:53,592 --> 00:21:55,526 No, I'm not telling you. 250 00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:17,179 Yes, this is Lieutenant Hayley, L.A.P.D. 251 00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:20,479 You're acquainted with a photographer, one Jeffrey Kohlver? 252 00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:24,951 Yes, there's been an incident here. 253 00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:27,320 Is it possible that you can assist us? 254 00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:32,392 I'm not at liberty to discuss that at this moment, ma'am, 255 00:22:32,497 --> 00:22:36,661 but it's a very delicate matter and the sooner we can speak with you here, 256 00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:40,534 the better chance we have of keeping it out of the newspapers. 257 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,905 We appreciate that. 258 00:22:44,009 --> 00:22:45,442 The address... 259 00:22:48,313 --> 00:22:50,076 Yes. 260 00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:52,207 Yes, that's the place. 261 00:22:52,317 --> 00:22:54,615 How soon do you think we can be here? 262 00:23:40,298 --> 00:23:41,492 Steady. 263 00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,626 Stand straight. 264 00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:46,203 Attaboy. 265 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,780 - You're insane. - Right. 266 00:24:05,957 --> 00:24:08,926 Which I did tell you when we first met, remember? 267 00:24:09,928 --> 00:24:12,453 "Four out of five doctors agree..." 268 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,628 Maybe I should ask my therapist. 269 00:24:17,736 --> 00:24:19,863 See what she thinks about it. 270 00:24:19,971 --> 00:24:22,599 Ask her much it would cost to get a padded cell... 271 00:24:25,911 --> 00:24:27,105 Help! 272 00:24:30,115 --> 00:24:32,982 Shut up. 273 00:24:33,084 --> 00:24:34,574 Hi. 274 00:24:34,853 --> 00:24:37,686 Oh, hello. Is Mr. Kohlver here? 275 00:24:37,789 --> 00:24:40,383 Um, he's asleep. Not feeling so well. 276 00:24:40,492 --> 00:24:42,357 I think it's food poisoning. 277 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,189 I'm sorry to hear that. 278 00:24:44,296 --> 00:24:45,627 Are you... 279 00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:48,062 I'm his niece. 280 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,793 Oh, really? 281 00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:53,269 Can I ask you something? 282 00:24:54,172 --> 00:24:55,298 Okay. 283 00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:58,240 I might be a little out of line here. 284 00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:01,808 Do you babysit? 285 00:25:03,648 --> 00:25:05,741 Yeah, yeah. I do. I do. 286 00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:08,842 But I'm only here for, like, a couple more days. 287 00:25:08,954 --> 00:25:10,114 That's too bad. 288 00:25:10,221 --> 00:25:12,689 I'm on a constant patrol for new babysitters. 289 00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:14,156 Right. 290 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,419 Are those... 291 00:25:17,529 --> 00:25:19,156 Yes. Mr. Kohlver's cookies. 292 00:25:19,264 --> 00:25:22,700 My daughter's a Girl Scout and we've been trying to deliver these, 293 00:25:22,801 --> 00:25:26,498 but we've always been missing him, so here they are, yummy stuff. 294 00:25:26,605 --> 00:25:27,629 Thanks. 295 00:25:28,740 --> 00:25:31,766 Yeah. Uncle Jeff loves his Girl Scouts, so... 296 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:36,247 - You should probably... - What? 297 00:25:37,248 --> 00:25:39,375 Well, pay me. 298 00:25:39,484 --> 00:25:41,679 Right. Yeah. I'm sorry. How much is it? 299 00:25:41,786 --> 00:25:43,413 - Six. - Six. 300 00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:49,683 Can you just wait here for a second? 301 00:25:49,794 --> 00:25:51,853 No problem. Sure. 302 00:26:06,411 --> 00:26:07,571 Here you go. 303 00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:10,011 Did I hear something? 304 00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:15,908 The food poisoning. He's... vomiting and... 305 00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,283 I'm so sorry. 306 00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:19,584 - Your cookies. - Thanks. 307 00:26:19,691 --> 00:26:22,558 And if you're going to be around any longer, 308 00:26:22,661 --> 00:26:25,129 I'm just... I'm three houses down, across. 309 00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:27,926 I can always, always, always use a new sitter. 310 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,360 - I wish I could, but... - Yeah, me too. 311 00:26:31,469 --> 00:26:32,697 Well... 312 00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:34,635 So how's the roof? 313 00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:38,537 Sorry? 314 00:26:38,643 --> 00:26:40,270 You were on the roof. 315 00:26:42,681 --> 00:26:43,807 I was. 316 00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:47,214 Just a little while ago I was trimming my roses and looked up 317 00:26:47,318 --> 00:26:51,152 and I saw you there and I was wondering who it was. 318 00:26:52,891 --> 00:26:54,552 Ah, yeah, we... There's, uh... 319 00:26:54,659 --> 00:26:56,957 We had a leak and I... 320 00:26:57,062 --> 00:26:58,689 thought I'd go up and check. 321 00:26:58,797 --> 00:27:01,265 Your uncle made you go up on the roof? 322 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,665 Well... 323 00:27:03,768 --> 00:27:05,668 he's sick 324 00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:08,898 and I said I'd go and see if there's, like... 325 00:27:09,007 --> 00:27:10,872 - A hole or... - Right. 326 00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:13,911 Did it rain? 327 00:27:18,817 --> 00:27:22,184 I have to go back to my uncle. 328 00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:24,118 Oh, sure. No problem. 329 00:27:24,222 --> 00:27:26,782 Just tell him Judy Tokuda said hello. 330 00:27:26,891 --> 00:27:28,153 - You bet. - Okay? 331 00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:29,419 Thanks. 332 00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:37,098 Well... it's "yummy stuff." 333 00:27:37,202 --> 00:27:41,104 A leak? That's all you could come up with? Pathetic. 334 00:27:42,874 --> 00:27:45,707 Don't piss me off right now, Uncle Jeff. 335 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,441 You know, she'll be back. 336 00:27:51,549 --> 00:27:53,141 She thinks you're flakey. 337 00:27:53,251 --> 00:27:56,049 You might need help... putting it fucking mildly. 338 00:27:56,154 --> 00:27:57,644 When you got loose... 339 00:27:58,690 --> 00:28:02,285 did you call the police, did you run for help, like an innocent person would? 340 00:28:02,393 --> 00:28:04,452 - I did call. - Oh, yeah? 341 00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:09,193 Why don't we just press redial and see? 342 00:28:14,072 --> 00:28:15,767 Face it, Jeff. 343 00:28:15,874 --> 00:28:17,967 You could have gotten away and you didn't. 344 00:28:19,944 --> 00:28:21,673 Now it's so easy. 345 00:28:24,282 --> 00:28:25,749 I leave you here, 346 00:28:26,117 --> 00:28:28,551 someone will find you... 347 00:28:29,654 --> 00:28:32,088 along with the photo of Donna 348 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:35,523 and the confession that I typed on your computer. 349 00:28:37,061 --> 00:28:39,256 Or... 350 00:28:39,364 --> 00:28:41,958 I have a special time, limited offer. 351 00:28:43,301 --> 00:28:45,462 You step off that chair, you end it all, 352 00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:47,697 I destroy all the evidence. 353 00:28:47,806 --> 00:28:51,298 No one will ever know why you killed yourself, 354 00:28:51,409 --> 00:28:53,172 not even Janelle. 355 00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:55,542 I didn't kill Donna Mauer. 356 00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:58,047 - We've been over this. - Fuck you. I'm not gonna beg. 357 00:28:58,149 --> 00:29:00,140 You mean you're not going to beg again? 358 00:29:00,251 --> 00:29:02,219 Because you do it so well. 359 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,719 Please. 360 00:29:05,089 --> 00:29:09,185 Please, pretty please, with a cherry on top. 361 00:29:10,795 --> 00:29:12,956 One that you just had to pop. 362 00:29:16,367 --> 00:29:18,460 You'll leave a clue. 363 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,697 You've messed up once already, 364 00:29:20,805 --> 00:29:22,295 more than once. 365 00:29:22,407 --> 00:29:24,671 Mrs. Tokuda's made you. 366 00:29:24,776 --> 00:29:27,040 She's figured you out. 367 00:29:27,145 --> 00:29:29,579 They'll find you. 368 00:29:29,681 --> 00:29:32,241 - They might. - No. They will. 369 00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:35,683 You'll spend the rest of your life lookin' over your shoulder. 370 00:29:35,787 --> 00:29:38,984 Waking up, in the middle of the night, 371 00:29:39,090 --> 00:29:40,819 jumping at every noise. 372 00:29:45,296 --> 00:29:48,754 How hard do you think they're going to look for me, really? 373 00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:52,760 I mean, they find a pedophile killer, all gift wrapped for them. 374 00:29:52,871 --> 00:29:55,499 Do you think they're going to care who did the work? 375 00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:57,598 Do you think they're even gonna bring it up? 376 00:29:57,709 --> 00:30:02,169 And I will have the biggest legal defense you ever saw. 377 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,943 If everyone who's ever molested sends me $5, 378 00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:07,984 oh, come on, I'll be able to afford 379 00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:10,213 the best fucking lawyer in the world. 380 00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:13,587 Worst case scenario: 381 00:30:13,691 --> 00:30:16,091 two years of community service? 382 00:30:17,328 --> 00:30:21,128 Jody Foster directs the movie version of the whole thing. 383 00:30:26,804 --> 00:30:29,364 Who do you want to play you? 384 00:31:22,694 --> 00:31:25,527 You didn't leave, did ya? 385 00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,120 No. 386 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:32,792 You don't wanna leave me... do ya? 387 00:31:43,681 --> 00:31:45,376 Where are ya? 388 00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:49,581 We've spent too much time only to walk away. 389 00:31:51,489 --> 00:31:53,684 I know you're not gonna leave. 390 00:31:54,859 --> 00:31:56,156 Come on! 391 00:31:56,361 --> 00:31:59,091 I'll make it good for you, I promise! 392 00:32:44,976 --> 00:32:46,705 Oh, you're good. 393 00:32:46,811 --> 00:32:49,041 You're so good. You're so fucking good! 394 00:32:49,147 --> 00:32:52,878 You're just like her! You're all just fucking like her! 395 00:32:52,984 --> 00:32:55,214 You wanna drive a man fucking crazy, 396 00:32:55,319 --> 00:32:57,810 then go ahead, until you go out of your fucking mind! 397 00:32:57,922 --> 00:33:00,891 Then go... Go on your fucking way! 398 00:33:00,992 --> 00:33:04,120 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 399 00:33:04,228 --> 00:33:05,661 Go! 400 00:33:10,535 --> 00:33:12,162 You're right. 401 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:13,999 You're right, Hayley. 402 00:33:14,105 --> 00:33:16,665 Thank you. Thank you. 403 00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:19,002 This is me. 404 00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:21,704 This is who I am. 405 00:33:21,813 --> 00:33:23,144 Thank you. 406 00:33:23,247 --> 00:33:24,976 Thank you for helping me see it. 407 00:34:16,434 --> 00:34:17,867 What took you so long? 408 00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:20,494 - You dropped this. - I had to. 409 00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:22,470 - Yeah? - You would have been down there forever. 410 00:34:22,573 --> 00:34:23,597 Were you jerkin' off? 411 00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,233 Which do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife? 412 00:34:27,178 --> 00:34:31,239 - You know how to use that? - Honor student, remember? 413 00:34:31,349 --> 00:34:34,079 Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it. 414 00:34:39,423 --> 00:34:41,550 Toss the knife in the backyard! 415 00:34:41,659 --> 00:34:42,591 Why? 416 00:34:42,693 --> 00:34:44,820 Or you'll shoot again? Go on, shoot me. 417 00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:46,396 You're not gonna shoot me! 418 00:34:46,497 --> 00:34:49,762 It's not me you have to worry about. It's Janelle. 419 00:34:51,302 --> 00:34:52,428 I called her. 420 00:34:52,537 --> 00:34:56,906 Told her I was Lieutenant Hayley from the L.A.P.D. 421 00:34:57,008 --> 00:34:58,805 How far does she live, Jeff? 422 00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:02,576 Look over there. 423 00:35:03,548 --> 00:35:05,277 Look over there! 424 00:35:10,388 --> 00:35:13,619 The deal's still open. 425 00:35:13,724 --> 00:35:17,490 You put the noose around your neck, you end this whole game. 426 00:35:17,595 --> 00:35:22,123 I will still clean up all the evidence. You're running out of time! 427 00:35:23,367 --> 00:35:25,198 Or we can wait for her. 428 00:35:27,071 --> 00:35:29,869 I'll pull off my clothes, 429 00:35:29,974 --> 00:35:33,273 and I will run into her arms. 430 00:35:33,377 --> 00:35:35,277 What? Unless I hang myself? 431 00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,041 I'll find you. I'll track you down! 432 00:35:41,152 --> 00:35:43,052 Assuming you knew anything about me. 433 00:35:43,154 --> 00:35:46,180 Calabasas girl who's dad teaches at UCW shouldn't be that hard to find. 434 00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:49,225 You believed all that, huh? 435 00:35:53,231 --> 00:35:54,664 Who are you? 436 00:35:55,766 --> 00:35:57,597 It's hard to say for sure. 437 00:35:59,604 --> 00:36:02,095 Maybe not a Calabasas girl. 438 00:36:02,206 --> 00:36:04,538 Maybe not the daughter of a med school professor. 439 00:36:04,642 --> 00:36:08,442 - Maybe not even a friend of Donna Mauer. - Maybe not even named Hayley. 440 00:36:13,618 --> 00:36:15,984 Who the hell are you? 441 00:36:18,589 --> 00:36:22,150 I am every little girl you ever watched... 442 00:36:23,127 --> 00:36:25,960 touched, hurt, 443 00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:29,089 screwed, killed. 444 00:36:46,717 --> 00:36:48,742 - She's gonna find it, Jeff. - No. 445 00:36:48,853 --> 00:36:53,813 She's gonna find it all. Put on the noose and jump and I'll stop it. 446 00:36:56,127 --> 00:36:57,958 She'll never find out. 447 00:36:59,063 --> 00:37:01,623 She'll just think you were some sad man 448 00:37:01,732 --> 00:37:03,290 who she never should have left. 449 00:37:06,203 --> 00:37:07,170 Jeff? 450 00:37:14,445 --> 00:37:16,640 Bad things... 451 00:37:16,747 --> 00:37:19,011 Fucking awful things will happen to you in prison. 452 00:37:19,116 --> 00:37:24,748 This is the only way. You'll wish you'd killed yourself when you had the chance. 453 00:37:25,790 --> 00:37:27,724 It's the only way, Jeff. 454 00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:36,633 Jeff! 455 00:37:53,551 --> 00:37:56,247 I didn't kill her. 456 00:38:00,057 --> 00:38:02,116 I just watched. 457 00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:06,853 I wanted to take pictures... 458 00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:09,793 but he wouldn't let me. 459 00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:12,393 It was me and another guy. 460 00:38:13,637 --> 00:38:15,662 I didn't do it. I swear. 461 00:38:15,773 --> 00:38:17,331 I'll tell you the name, 462 00:38:17,441 --> 00:38:19,909 and I'll help you find him. 463 00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:21,773 I'll help you find him. 464 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,342 I know his name. 465 00:38:28,452 --> 00:38:31,353 I know his name, Jeff. 466 00:38:34,425 --> 00:38:36,791 You know what's funny? 467 00:38:41,432 --> 00:38:42,456 Jeff? 468 00:38:44,602 --> 00:38:47,867 Aaron told me you did it before he killed himself. 469 00:38:53,444 --> 00:38:55,469 It was him. It wasn't me. 470 00:38:56,881 --> 00:38:57,848 Jeff. 471 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:02,651 I don't care. 472 00:39:10,795 --> 00:39:13,320 Jeff? 473 00:40:02,246 --> 00:40:04,976 Don't worry. 474 00:40:05,082 --> 00:40:08,142 I promise I'll take care of it all. 475 00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:41,643 Or not.