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(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING)

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CHAPIN: From 9:20 to 11:30,
you have your meetings with

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Mr. Haldeman, Mr. Kissinger and Mr. Zeigler.

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From 11:40 to 12:05,
you have a meeting in the Grand Hall

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to receive diplomatic credentials

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from the Ambassadors of the
Dominican Republic and Zambia.

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NIXON: Do they speak any English?

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- CHAPIN: I believe so.
- Oh, good.

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Because I hate it when they don't even try.

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You know, whenever I go to a foreign country

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I always try to learn some phrases.

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You know, it gives me an edge
with the people of that country.

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You know, shows I did my homework,
shows I care.

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Some people come right in here, no effort.

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No effort whatsoever.

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Not in their national character.

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That's why they'll never be
superpowers like us.

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From 12:05 to 1:05, you have your open hour,

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at the end of which
we thought would be a good time

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to have your meeting with Mr. Presley.

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From 1: 10 to 1:30,
you have an informal meet-and-greet

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with 150 or so White House volunteers
in the State...

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Elvis? Elvis Presley?

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Yes, sir. The entertainer.

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Oh, I know who Elvis Presley is. Yes.

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Who the fuck set this up?

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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Don't you ever feel sad

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Lean on me,
when the times are bad

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When the day comes and
you're down

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In a river of trouble and
about to drown

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Just hold on, I'm comin'

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Hold on, I'm comin'

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I'm on my way, your lover

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If you get cold, yeah,
I will be your cover

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Don't have to worry,
'cause I'm here

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No need to suffer, baby,
'cause I'm here

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Just hold on, I'm comin'

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Hold on, I'm comin'

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Hold on, I'm comin'

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Hold on, I'm comin'

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Love you!

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(MEN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

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(ELVIS CHUCKLING)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
CONTINUE)

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!
This is the War Room.

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- (ELVIS CHUCKLES)
- What is going on here?

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I demand an explanation!

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MAN 1: (ON TV) This clumsy fool tried
to plant that ridiculous camera on me.

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(PEOPLE CHANTING ON TV)

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MAN 2: In America, black people

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are treated very much as

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the Vietnamese people
or any other colonized people...

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REPORTER 1: President Nixon
and his press secretary

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made no comment about...

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...kids are saying. Smoke pot with your kids

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and then you'll understand
why the kids are happy.

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(PROTESTORS SHOUTING ON TV)

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ELVIS: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

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REPORTER 2:... and in Cambodia,
the fight against suspected communists.

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PROTESTORS: (CHANTING)
One, two, three, four,

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stop the war against the poor!

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(GUN COCKS)

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- (GUN FIRING)
- (GLASS SHATTERING)

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MARGARET: Next, please.

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Hello, ma'am. One ticket, please.

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And where will you be traveling to, sir?

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Los Angeles.

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The one in California?

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That's the one.

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(CHUCKLES)

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"The one in California?"
What other one is there?

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You know, I prayed
this day would come so many times.

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Hmm.

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My cousin,
she would always tell me, "Margaret,

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"you are never, ever going to meet the King.

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"So just get over it. " (SIGHS)

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You gotta hold on to your dreams.

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You have beautifuI eyes.

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So, about the ticket?

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Oh. Of course. Um...

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We have a flight leaving in less than an hour.

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- I'll take it.
- Yes. Of course.

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I'm so sorry to have to ask,

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but, do you have any form of identification?

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Oh, yes, ma'am.

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

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Not like a driver's license or something?

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Confidentially speaking,

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this is the first time
I've ever flown on my own.

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- So, I...
- It's fine.

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Excuse me, sir... Is that a...

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Oh, this? This is my. 45.

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Yeah, I got a little pistol in my boot, too.

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I got permits for both of them, so...

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(MARGARET SIGHS)

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They need these catalogued and vaulted.

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And there's a call for you.
He says his name is Mr. Tiger.

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- Elvis?
- Mr. Cougar? (CLEARS THROAT)

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I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

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I was just trying to hop a quick flight
on American Airlines

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and now I'm being detained
due to carrying side arms.

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- You took guns on a plane?
- Yeah.

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Elvis, why are you flying commercial?

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Top secret. Gotta bolt quick, Jerry.

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You know,
(SNAPS FINGERS) click-bang.

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I'll explain it to you
when you pick me up at the airport.

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- Yeah. I'm at work.
- Come on, Jerry.

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You're the only one I can trust with this.

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(SIGHS) Okay.

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- I'll pick you up.
- Good.

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Now... About my little situation here...

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Yeah, I got an idea.

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The guy in front of you,
ask if he has any kids.

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Come on, honey. It's all right.

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Oh, that's a pretty coat you got there.

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Y'all scrunch on in now.

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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Great big old smile!

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- That looked good.
- Mmm.

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- Thank you so much, Mr. Presley.
- Thank you.

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Anything for law enforcement.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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(AIRCRAFT TAKES OFF)

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Look at this handsome devil.

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Hey.

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I knew I could count on you, Mr. Cougar.

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How are you, Mr. Tiger?

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This is my man.

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Mmm. And I promised these young ladies

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we'd give them a ride home.
You don't mind, do you?

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No.

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- (CHUCKLING)
- (ENGINE STARTING)

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(SINGING)
I like the way you walk

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I like the way you talk

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I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk

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Suzie Q

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(GIRLS GIGGLING)

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Hey, that's a great book, man.

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You should check it out.

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You're a number six.

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I miss our talks, Jerry.

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Me too, E.

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I came out here to get you, man.

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I got work.

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How much are they paying you
at Paramount?

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(SCOFFS)

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You don't even want to
say it out loud, do you...

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I actually just got a promotion.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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Well, how's this for a promotion?

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Let's stop screwing around
and start up that studio, man.

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I'm ready.

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I'll put you right beside me,
you can run whatever you want.

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Editing, production...

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You know I'm trying to do
my own thing here.

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It's no problem,
I can get you on a jet back from D.C.

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- D.C.?
- Yeah.

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See, here's the real deal, Jerry.

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I want to get a badge.

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A federal badge.

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You know, like that clown
we met at Chasen's that one night.

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The guy who does the voice of Bullwinkle.

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(SNICKERS)

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If a guy like that can have a badge,
why can't I?

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Hmm. Does Priscilla know about this?

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- No.
- What about your daddy?

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Heck, no, man. They're all screaming at me.

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Calling the Colonel,
saying I'm spending too much cash.

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I just did 29 days at the International.

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I sold out every night in Vegas.

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I got plenty of dough.

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You don't tell a grown man
how to spend his money.

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It ain't right.

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Come on, panther man.

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Take this trip with me. It'll be fun.

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Hi, Donald, it's Jerry here.

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I'm going to have to call in sick.

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Yes. I am so sorry.

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Can you connect me
to the Hotel Washington?

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Hello, American Airlines?

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I was wondering, could I rent
the whole top floor of your hotel tonight?

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It's actually for me and a guy named Elvis.

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(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)

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- Was Cilla mad?
- At first. Understandably.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
But I handled it.

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You always do.

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The Colonel?

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I told her not to tell him.

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Thattaboy. Keep the Fat Man out of this.

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Oh, and Sonny's gonna meet us there
and take over.

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Look at these guys.

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(LAUGHS)
You're kidding me, man.

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That's good,
but Elvis would never wear that, man.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, I'm an Elvis impersonator, too.

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- That's frightening.
- You're good though, man.

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You could be second best, baby.
You know what I'm saying?

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Do you do Teddy Bear?

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- When I'm in the mood.
- Well, listen to this, man.

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I got an Elvis song
that's gonna blow you away, man.

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(SINGING)
I'm gonna rock it to the left

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I'm gonna rock it
to the right

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I'm gonna rock it
in the middle

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And rock it all night

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Now that, baby,
that is where the rock-a-hula really is.

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- Would you like some coffee?
- Thank you.

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Hey, Jerry, could you proofread this for me?

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It's a letter.

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Yeah. Sure.

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You wrote a letter to Nixon?

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Yeah. That's right.

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What do you think?

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I think it's more than a badge.

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I know. But have you seen
the TV lately, Jerry?

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War. Crime. Riots.

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It's all going downhill, man.

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We are at a crossroads.
It's make or break time for this country.

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And this country made me, man.

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You think there'd be an Elvis Presley
if this land was communist? Heck, no.

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That's what's going on in the streets.

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And it's the drugs, too.

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It's messing with the kids' minds.

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What kind of man would I be
if I didn't offer to help?

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GUARD: Can I help you, sir?

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I need to get this letter to the President.

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There's a mailbox at the corner of...

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At the end of the avenue.

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Yeah. I got you.

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Hey, you think there could be some sort of
special delivery method?

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It's a matter of national security.

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GUARD: The mailbox
is down the street.

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Hey, Pete.

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Ah, shit.

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Can you come here for a minute, please?

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Uh-oh!
Are they coming to get me?

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(GUARD CHUCKLES)

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Excuse me, officer. Is there a problem?

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GUARD: Not at all.

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PETE: Good morning.

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It's Elvis.

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Mailbox is around the corner.

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Oh.

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You're ex-military. Right?

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- Marines.
- Marines, yeah.

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Figures.

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I was just regular old Army myself, you know.

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Third Armored Battalion.
Trained at Fort Hood.

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But we knew the Marines
was where it was at, you know.

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Well, it takes a certain kind of grit.

251
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,867
That's it, man. That's it.

252
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,287
I never had it myself, but I wish that I did.

253
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,999
I'll tell you what.

254
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,959
I'll put it inside for you,

255
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,336
but I can't guarantee
it'll get to the President's office.

256
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,462
Why not?

257
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,547
Oh, what's your name?

258
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,382
And who are you, sir?

259
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,011
- Oh, I'm, uh, his head of...
- Personal relations.

260
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,639
- PR, yeah.
- Public relations.

261
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,016
Public relations.

262
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,101
Well, the thing is, Mr. Presley...

263
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,185
Burrows.

264
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,229
I'm undercover.

265
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,523
Mr. Burrows.

266
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,153
We get a lot of mail for the White House.

267
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,321
I'm sure.

268
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,742
And it all has to be cleared through security
before it can reach the President.

269
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,827
Sometimes that can take a few days.

270
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:13,953
(SCOFFS)

271
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,663
But...

272
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,375
We'll do our best
considering the circumstances, hmm?

273
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,419
Thank you.

274
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,171
It's important to me, you know?

275
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,175
I have a deep respect
for what you gentlemen do.

276
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,563
He's taller than I thought he'd be.

277
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,735
Oh, shucks!

278
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,946
It's all right

279
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,118
Hey, everybody

280
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,037
Mister Rufus in town

281
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,206
Came here to take care
of business

282
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,083
Ain't gonna mess around

283
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,417
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

284
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,002
I got a brand new dance

285
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,088
That ain't no bull

286
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,965
Everybody's doing it

287
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,216
(WHISPERS) What?

288
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,220
I said, push, pull

289
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,641
Push, pull

290
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,811
Get on up

291
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,063
Get on down

292
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,940
Get on up

293
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,692
Take it round and round

294
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,779
I said, push, pull

295
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,242
Push, pull

296
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,579
Come on, push, pull it

297
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,039
(SNIFFLES)

298
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,958
I'm beat.

299
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,292
Pull it

300
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,420
Double upon
Push it

301
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,671
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

302
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:47,755
(DOOR OPENS)

303
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,426
President's getting raked over the coals
over this Manson trial declaration.

304
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,219
You're never gonna believe this.

305
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,763
You remember when you talked about
finding a friend for the President?

306
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,682
- Someone from the outside.
- Yeah.

307
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,852
Well, you'll never guess in a million years
who just showed up at the Northwest Gate

308
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:01,978
asking to see him.

309
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,354
Okay. Look, I'm not in the mood
for this. Who?

310
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,856
The King.

311
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,982
The King of what?

312
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,817
The President doesn't have
any appointments with royalty...

313
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,694
Not just any king.

314
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,237
The King.

315
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,321
Elvis.

316
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,866
- Elvis Presley?
- Yes.

317
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,243
At the Northwest Gate? He just walked up.

318
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,120
- Right. (BLOWING RASPBERRY)
- I'm not kidding. Look.

319
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,040
He delivered this to the President in person.

320
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:28,796
(CHAPIN CHUCKLES)

321
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,426
"John Burrows. "

322
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,137
Yeah. I don't know what that is.

323
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,264
You swear this isn't a joke,

324
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,599
'cause this penmanship is horrible!

325
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,559
On my honor, yes.
It looks like a child wrote it, I know.

326
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,146
He said he wants to be
a "Federal Agent-At-Large. "

327
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,732
- Does that even exist?
- Oh, who knows.

328
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,153
We got to set this up.

329
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:54,822
(DOOR BELL RINGS)

330
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,285
- Hey, Jer!
- Glad you made it, Sonny.

331
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,369
(LAUGHS)

332
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:04,624
- How you doing?
- Oh, wow, nice place.

333
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,877
- Come here.
- Ah, man.

334
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,420
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

335
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,881
- What is that?
- I don't know.

336
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,841
The boss man told me
to bring it up from Graceland.

337
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,718
- Said it was top secret.
- (CHUCKLES)

338
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,720
- Where is he?
- He's taking a nap.

339
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,223
Oh. Just like old times.

340
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,933
Glad to have you back.

341
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,267
I'm not back.

342
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,936
SONNY:
You missed it last month.

343
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,854
We took the bikes down to New Orleans,

344
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,565
and put the girls on the back and just rode.

345
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,776
E kept stopping every hour or so

346
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,986
to point out a place he used to play at,

347
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,280
- or toss the ball around. You know how he is.
- Mmm-hmm.

348
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,116
Everybody was on their Bonnevilles,

349
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,325
except I was on my Harley.

350
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,994
And goddamn Charlie Hodge
was on a Kawasaki.

351
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,038
E gave him holy hell about that one.

352
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,498
You still got your Bonneville?

353
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,792
No, I... I had to sell it.

354
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,127
- Huh?
- Hmm.

355
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,295
- You're in the movie business, right?
- Mmm-hmm.

356
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,673
- Hey, you ever watch The Partridge Family?
- Mmm-hmm.

357
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,092
Oh, Laurie Partridge is such a piece of ass.

358
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,261
Next time I'm in town,
can you set me up with her?

359
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,179
I'm not doing that kind of movie stuff.

360
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,305
I'm doing more of the editing.

361
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,225
(GRUNTS) Not as glamorous,

362
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,228
but I actually did see
Faye Dunaway once.

363
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,479
Really?

364
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,398
- How's Charlotte?
- Yeah, she's good.

365
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,607
She still writing that book?

366
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,192
I mean, that's a hell of a fantastic...

367
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,569
Fuck, I gotta call her.

368
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,904
- Can you keep an eye on him?
- No problemo.

369
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,824
- Hey, babe.
- CHARLOTTE: (ON PHONE) Hey.

370
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,409
- Where are you?
- Uh...

371
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,828
I can't say right now, but it's pretty crazy.

372
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,788
Elvis had to take a trip and he needed me.

373
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,916
And so, I had to call Graceland.

374
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,543
They were all freaking out.

375
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:34,338
Priscilla, Vern. (SNICKERS)

376
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,465
But I think I handled it. Maybe...

377
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,176
Jerry, you're out of town?

378
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,844
- Yeah.
- (SIGHS)

379
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,805
You don't remember, do you?

380
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,890
(STUTTERS) Remember?

381
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,391
My parents are flying in.

382
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,435
Oh, shit.

383
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:48,978
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

384
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,771
- They're gonna love you.
- Dinner.

385
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,940
Yes, I remember. 8:00.

386
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:57,486
I arrive at LAX at 6:00,
so I should be home by 7:00.

387
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,114
- Do you promise?
- Of course. Why?

388
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,658
I can hear it in your voice, baby.

389
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,203
You're back.

390
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,621
- I'm not back.
- Good.

391
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,289
Then come back home to me.

392
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,832
There's nothing I want more.

393
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,501
I miss you. I miss everything about you.

394
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,795
- You miss me?
- I miss your face.

395
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,841
And I miss that sweet,
sweet ass. (CHUCKLES)

396
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,092
Do you miss Elvis more?

397
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,594
- Oh, wow...
- (CHUCKLES)

398
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,182
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

399
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:27,808
E?

400
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,987
(SONNY SNORING)

401
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,490
Hey. Where's E? He's not here.

402
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,574
I fell asleep.

403
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,869
I leave you with one thing, one thing.

404
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,371
We're the only two people
who know where he is.

405
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,248
- I fell asleep. E!
- (GROANS SLOWLY)

406
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,166
Did you look in the dining room?

407
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,584
E!

408
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,218
(PHONE RINGING)

409
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,804
- This is Ronnie.
- JERRY: Ronnie, it's Jerry.

410
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,264
- Hey, Jer.
- Are you with E?

411
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,557
- Yeah, I got him.
- Oh, thank God for that.

412
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,142
He was hungry so we're heading over

413
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,477
to Stan's Original Donuts.

414
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,645
Huh?

415
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,400
- Thank you, Ronnie.
- You're welcome, boss.

416
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,360
- MAN: Hey.
- Gentlemen.

417
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,284
Kepple Carpet is gonna charge

418
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,827
to just come in there and measure.

419
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,912
They gonna charge him for the appraisal.

420
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,623
They gonna charge him
just to even come out there.

421
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,084
Now I'm getting you...
(STAMMERS) What?

422
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,545
Excuse me. Are you in line?

423
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,428
- What it look like?
- (SCOFFS)

424
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,430
Looks like you in the way.

425
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,642
Like I said, two television stands.

426
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,394
Living room...

427
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,604
One original maple bar, please.

428
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,440
- Original, my ass.
- (PEOPLE LAUGHING)

429
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,109
Whoo!

430
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,111
Where'd you get that necklace, daddy?

431
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:03,946
It's Elvis Aaron Presley.

432
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:04,989
I know who you are.

433
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,867
Oh. Well...

434
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,119
My boys, they had it made for me.

435
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,246
It has all their names on it, on this tree.

436
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,998
- Tree of Life.
- Hmm.

437
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,083
- Sweet.
- Mmm-hmm.

438
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,587
I got mine at a store.
(SCOFFS)

439
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:21,881
Sweet.

440
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,469
I see you got some sweet rings there, too.

441
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,553
Yeah.

442
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,473
Before you go getting any ideas,

443
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,893
you should know that we aim to keep them.

444
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,186
Who's "we"?

445
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,771
Me and Lucille.

446
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,106
(MACK WHISTLES AND CHUCKLES)

447
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,524
(CLICKS TONGUE) Got it?

448
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,030
(MACK LAUGHING)

449
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,703
Whoo! You somethin' else, baby.
You all right, man.

450
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,456
Thank you. Thank you very much.

451
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,041
- (CHUCKLES)
- (DOOR OPENS)

452
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,795
Jerry. Sonny.

453
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,006
You gotta try one of these
original "my ass" maple bars.

454
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,008
(ALL LAUGHING)

455
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,719
JERRY: Yeah. I think we should
head back to the hotel.

456
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,846
Just in case we get that phone call.

457
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,144
Two more maple bars, please.

458
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,440
(CASH REGISTER DINGING)

459
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,653
(SONNY SIGHS)

460
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,156
Are you sure it's him?

461
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,034
I know it sounds crazy,

462
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,204
but he literally just walked up to the gate.

463
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,331
- You wanna bring him in today?
- Yes.

464
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,208
- When?
- End of open hour.

465
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,001
Well, that's the President's nap time.

466
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,129
We understand that, sir, but...

467
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,797
HALDEMAN:
All right, you got the letter?

468
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,340
Read it to me.

469
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,800
KROGH: Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

470
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,510
"Dear Mr. President.

471
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,970
"First, I would like to introduce myself... "

472
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,555
Not in his goddamn voice.

473
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,307
(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
(CLEARS THROAT)

474
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,560
"I am Elvis Presley and I admire you

475
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,728
"and have great respect for your office.

476
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,939
"I talked to Vice President Agnew

477
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,233
"in Palm Springs three weeks ago

478
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,277
"and expressed my concern for our country. "

479
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,028
- Is that true?
- I believe so.

480
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,864
- Continue.
- "The drug culture,

481
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:13,367
"the hippie elements, the SDS,
Black Panthers, etcetera,

482
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,161
"do not consider me as their enemy

483
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,496
- "or as they call it, the establishment.
- Mmm-hmm.

484
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,665
"I call it America and I love it. "

485
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:20,875
- Here comes his pitch.
- "Sir,

486
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,127
"I can and will be of any service

487
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,962
"that I can to help the country out.

488
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,298
"So I wish not to be given a title

489
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,632
"or an appointed position.

490
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:31,469
"I can and will do more good

491
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,305
"if I were made a Federal Agent-At-Large

492
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,599
"and I will help out by doing it my way... "

493
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:39,310
First he says he doesn't want a title,

494
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,480
the next sentence he's requesting to be made
a Federal Agent-At-Large?

495
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:44,523
Uh...

496
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,984
"First and foremost, I am an entertainer

497
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,195
"but all I need is the federal credentials. "

498
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,322
Let me see that.

499
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,700
"... so you can better
understand my approach.

500
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:58,496
"I would love to meet you and just say hello
if you're not too busy. "

501
00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,872
Is this a fucking joke?

502
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,666
Just out of curiosity,
what is a Federal Agent-At-Large?

503
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,959
No such thing.

504
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,504
Actually, sir, I looked into it,
there is such a thing.

505
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,756
No such thing. There's no such thing.

506
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,800
Well, is there something else
that we can give him?

507
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,761
An honorary badge?

508
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,639
(CLEARS THROAT) Sir, if I may,

509
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,516
if the American public saw

510
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,018
that President Nixon has a relationship

511
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:25,064
with the most influential entertainer
on the planet,

512
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:27,816
that could go a long way.

513
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,069
I mean, not just with our anti-drug initiatives

514
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:31,278
but more importantly,

515
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,739
well, he could really help us
with the youth vote.

516
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,158
And we know we have
an image problem with the youth.

517
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,370
I mean, this is a brilliant opportunity for us.

518
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,497
I typed up a memo for you to sign.

519
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:43,290
I don't give a fuck about the youth vote.

520
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,545
Here's what I think of Elvis Presley

521
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:51,465
meeting the President
of the United States of America.

522
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:54,426
"You must be kidding!"

523
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,012
It's not just the youth vote.

524
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,306
Everybody loves Elvis.

525
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,517
Old people. Women.

526
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:06,397
Every single voter in the South loves Elvis.

527
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,195
Okay. You got my approval.

528
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,157
Now you just need Nixon's.

529
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,122
ELVIS: Any word
from the big man?

530
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,290
- JERRY: Not yet.
- ELVIS: Damn!

531
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:27,167
But I'm sure they'll call
as soon as they get the letter.

532
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,671
So, I've got a flight to catch.

533
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:32,756
You want me to call
the President of Paramount?

534
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:33,841
I can do that for you.

535
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,593
Nah, I got a dinner tonight.

536
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,511
I'm meeting Charlotte's parents.

537
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:41,348
Oh, really? Hey, why don't I call
that nice little dress shop down in Memphis?

538
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,434
The one Cilla likes.
I can get something nice for Charlotte.

539
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,602
She'll forget all about it.

540
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:45,853
I don't think that's gonna work.

541
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,522
- Oh, yeah? Works with Cilla.
- You sure about that?

542
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:51,692
(CHUCKLES)

543
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,194
- Sorry.
- Are you?

544
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,282
But I came, and you don't need me now.

545
00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,658
You got Sonny, he can take care of things.

546
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:03,037
Well, Jerry, you're my head of PR.

547
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,456
And this is a PR thing, so...

548
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,207
I need you.

549
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,501
- (EXCLAIMS)
- (CHUCKLES)

550
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,421
Hairspray.

551
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,841
Grown man using hairspray.

552
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:16,925
Look at this, man,

553
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,594
that's my black hair dye right there.

554
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,096
And then I got
four different kinds of face cream.

555
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,099
You know what this is? Hemorrhoid cream.

556
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,435
They say it gets rid of the puffiness
under your eyes.

557
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:32,107
Then I put on these rings
and throw on all this junk.

558
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:34,652
And I become a thing.

559
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,236
I become an object, you know.

560
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,073
No different than a bottle of Coke.

561
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,534
You see, the difference
between me and you, Jerry,

562
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,662
is that when you walk into a room,

563
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,580
everybody sees Jerry. Right?

564
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,167
And when I walk into a room,

565
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:54,505
everybody remembers their first kiss

566
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,007
with one of my songs
playing in the background.

567
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,802
Maybe they remember the moment
when their girlfriend

568
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,596
split up with them after she saw Blue Hawaii.

569
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,059
But they never see me.

570
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:12,815
They never see that boy
from Memphis, Tennessee.

571
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:18,696
He's buried, Jerry. They buried him so deep

572
00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:23,742
under gold jewelry and money.

573
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:26,787
Flash bulbs,

574
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,416
stage make-up, screaming fans.

575
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,924
I don't even know
if I know who he is anymore.

576
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,262
But you do.

577
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,725
You know him. You know him.

578
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,978
You know this boy
from Memphis, Tennessee.

579
00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:53,647
The real Elvis.

580
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:56,942
The person.

581
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,153
(BOTH CHUCKLING SLOWLY)

582
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,574
I need you, brother.

583
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,868
Why don't you come home?

584
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,376
All right, I got an appointment I gotta keep.

585
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,131
Look, Jerry, do me a favor,

586
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:22,092
just stick around for a little while
in case the big man calls, all right?

587
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,302
Okay.

588
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:24,511
What's the appointment?

589
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,096
Hmm.

590
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,766
Insurance. Just in case.

591
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,189
Where's the damn telephone?

592
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,315
It's this way.

593
00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:38,817
(PHONES RINGING)

594
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,030
(SHRIEKS)

595
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,033
(GASPING)
He's coming here. Now.

596
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,786
I never thought he would call.
I gave him my card backstage

597
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,288
and thought that was the end of it.
Oh, my God.

598
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:53,582
You have to watch my phones,
I have to put my face on.

599
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:54,708
Oh, my God, why did I wear this today?

600
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,293
WOMAN: What are you talking about?
You're acting crazy!

601
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:57,795
Elvis! Elvis Presley!

602
00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,296
- Elvis!
- (ALL SCREAMING)

603
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,679
- Hey, ladies.
- (GASPS)

604
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,146
Mary Anne Peterson.

605
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,649
I'm so glad you called.

606
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,443
I can't believe you remember my name.

607
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:24,071
Well, I remember that face even more.

608
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,240
(CHUCKLES)

609
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:29,952
So, what are you doing
in Washington, D.C., Mr. Presley?

610
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,913
Well, Mary Anne, it's top secret.

611
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:38,001
But the minute I met you
I knew you were a woman of discretion.

612
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,259
(WHISPERING) I want a meeting
with J. Edgar Hoover.

613
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:49,429
Well, that's
the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

614
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,057
But your department
falls under that, correct?

615
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,517
Well...

616
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:56,854
I don't know if I can get you
a meeting with Mr. Hoover.

617
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,525
Well now, Mary Anne,
it's a matter of national security.

618
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,194
I can't tell you what
it's about at this moment,

619
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:08,073
but is there any chance I could meet
with the head honcho around here?

620
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:09,366
Maybe he could help.

621
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,286
Mr. Finlator? You have a visitor.

622
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,664
I have to be at the White House...

623
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,583
It's Elvis Presley.

624
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:20,085
Mr. Presley.

625
00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,962
This is Mr. Finlator.

626
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,756
Deputy Director of the Bureau
of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.

627
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,342
Mr. Finlator, this is Mr. Elvis Presley.

628
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,094
Famous person.

629
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:32,180
I know who Mr. Presley is.
Your reputation precedes you.

630
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,766
- Call me Elvis.
- Yeah.

631
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,227
What can I help you with, Elvis?

632
00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:40,731
- Thank you, Mary Anne.
- You're welcome.

633
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,861
Hmm. May I sit down?

634
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,154
Yeah, no. Please, have a seat.

635
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,574
Well, sir, I was going to go directly
to President Nixon

636
00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:53,201
but I decided it was best to start at the top.

637
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,411
(CHUCKLES)

638
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,080
Not sure I follow.

639
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,790
Well, I am concerned

640
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,168
about the youth of our country

641
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,503
and I would like to go undercover

642
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,880
as a federal agent.

643
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,759
You want to be a federal agent?

644
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:11,261
Yes, sir. You know,
I have a military background.

645
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,388
I've always had a deep and abiding interest

646
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:14,890
in law enforcement.

647
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,684
I'd like to do whatever I can
whenever I can for the police,

648
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,561
I visit local police departments

649
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,021
from time to time.

650
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,732
I regularly give a little donation

651
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:26,318
to their funds or benefits.

652
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:30,572
And in exchange
they usually give me a badge.

653
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,783
Or a citation.

654
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,534
But mostly just badges.

655
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,705
Those are local law enforcement badges.

656
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,832
Federal badges, you understand,

657
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:45,128
come with many more responsibilities
and privileges.

658
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,464
Oh, of course.
That's exactly why I'm here, sir.

659
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,424
And I understand the gravity

660
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,635
of what I'm asking you for, so...

661
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,429
I'm willing to do whatever I can for

662
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,390
you and your department, you know.

663
00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,142
Whatever it takes.

664
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,727
Uh...

665
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,648
We can't do that.

666
00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,900
We can't take donations.

667
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,860
We are fully funded by the government.

668
00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,320
We are the government.

669
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,199
Really, I'd love to help you with this but...

670
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,953
Because I'm a big fan from way back.

671
00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:19,037
Let me ask you,

672
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:22,374
have you looked into the FBI credentials?

673
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:24,418
Collectors really keep their eye out

674
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,919
for that FBI badge.

675
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,504
Well, sir, I don't mean to be rude,

676
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,172
but I didn't travel all the way

677
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,466
to our nation's capital to work for the FBI.

678
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,094
I believe the drug culture
is ruining our youth.

679
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,595
This is a drug issue.

680
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,097
And I am here specifically

681
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:39,433
to be an agent for the Bureau of Narcotics.

682
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,060
- You're serious?
- Oh, yes, sir.

683
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,606
An undercover rock and roller.

684
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:50,110
Sounds ludicrous, but...

685
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,821
Truth is, not in a million years

686
00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:55,073
would a dealer ever see you coming.

687
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:56,992
You see, sir, that's just the thing.

688
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:59,995
You got to understand.
I've been in 31 major motion pictures,

689
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:02,831
that makes me an expert
in costume and disguise.

690
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,042
You may not know this,
but I have a black belt in karate.

691
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,544
I've studied kenpo and tae kwon do.

692
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,130
I can supply my own firearms.

693
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:15,052
But I'm also willing to submit
to whatever training you deem necessary.

694
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:19,431
Mr. Presley. I really respect
everything you're doing

695
00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:21,516
in our fight against drugs.

696
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,601
Thank you, sir.

697
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,270
But I... (STAMMERING)

698
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,940
Don't really have the authority

699
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,359
to make you an undercover agent.

700
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,820
Undercover agent-at-large?

701
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:35,739
That, either.

702
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,032
Hmm.

703
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,701
- I'll tell you what I can do.
- Okay.

704
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:42,329
I can have Mary Anne take you down to
one of the gift shops

705
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,580
across the street.

706
00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:47,459
They sell badges, very authentic replicas.

707
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:48,752
The kind they use in the films

708
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,630
and I know they're very popular,
especially with the kids.

709
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,507
(SCOFFING)

710
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,846
Mr. Finlator, you know what?

711
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,432
I don't need a kiddie badge.

712
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,434
I'm not a child. I am a grown man.

713
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,686
I intend to be treated as such.

714
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,397
(WOMEN MUTTERING)

715
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,192
Elvis. Mr. Presley?

716
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,569
Call me?

717
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:18,782
What did you say to him?

718
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,201
Nothing!

719
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,245
Nothing. I...

720
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,290
Can you believe this, man?
The White House?

721
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:30,085
You think they'll let me have
a souvenir or something?

722
00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,878
- Probably not.
- For my pop.

723
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,547
Not like a painting of Jefferson or anything,

724
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,340
but just an ashtray.

725
00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:36,925
(CHUCKLES)

726
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:37,968
(DOORBELL RINGS)

727
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,052
Oh.

728
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:41,263
There's my steak Diane.

729
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,851
Ah, good morning.

730
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,477
Your steak and eggs, Mr. West.

731
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,396
Thank you, Diane.

732
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:52,232
Bring it right over here. Thank you.

733
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,528
Are you here to meet Elvis, too?

734
00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,113
SONNY:
Nah, he's just the hired help.

735
00:35:58,531 --> 00:35:59,614
Just kidding. He's with us.

736
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:01,700
Like I said, Mr. West,

737
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,368
I'd do anything to meet the King.

738
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:04,786
- He's just my favorite.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)

739
00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,830
You know, I've seen Blue Hawaii
at least 17 times.

740
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:08,665
I got some of his stuff here
if you wanna see it.

741
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,500
(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

742
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,213
- Hello?
- KROGH: Mr. Schilling,

743
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,423
this is Bud Krogh,

744
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,425
Deputy Assistant for Domestic Affairs.

745
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:20,427
Oh, thank you, sir, for calling.

746
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:21,553
I'm hoping it's good news?

747
00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:24,306
Well, we're about 90% positive

748
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:26,308
we'll be able to get him in today.

749
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,809
He'll still be in town, right?

750
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,603
Absolutely.

751
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:32,355
This meeting is very important to Mr. Presley.

752
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,941
It is very important to us as well.

753
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,026
Um...

754
00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:38,195
We're about to go in and pitch the President,

755
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,988
so, should we get a yes,

756
00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:41,698
I can reach you at this phone number?

757
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,700
Yes! Yes, I will be here.

758
00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:46,411
- Okay. Good.
- Thank you.

759
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:50,749
And, Mr. Schilling,
do you think it'll be possible

760
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:53,543
for us to get a picture with Mr. Presley?

761
00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:57,547
NIXON: Who the fuck
set this up?

762
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,049
KROGH: Actually, he did, sir.

763
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,842
Mr. Presley made
an unscheduled appearance

764
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,552
at the Northwest Gate this morning.

765
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:04,679
Seeing as though he is only in town

766
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,097
for a couple of days,

767
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:07,849
we thought that it would be
a good opportunity

768
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,143
to invite him to work with us.

769
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,771
He could really bring a more positive attitude

770
00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:14,147
to young people throughout the country.

771
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:16,274
I see.

772
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,361
And you think we should meet with him?

773
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:20,528
Yes, Mr. President.

774
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,656
During my nap hour?

775
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:26,451
Well, sir, between his television
and radio appearances

776
00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:27,953
he has a very broad reach

777
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,871
to the very demographic we are targeting.

778
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,331
In fact, Bud has put together

779
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,541
some figures as talking points. Bud.

780
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:36,253
This year, over a thousand people
in New York alone

781
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:37,921
have died from narcotic related deaths.

782
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,715
A hundred and eight of those, teenagers.

783
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,883
Now, as Dwight has stated,

784
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:45,553
Mr. Presley has a very wide following
in the entertainment industry.

785
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:48,848
We thought maybe we could produce
a television special with him.

786
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,517
What sort of television special?

787
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:54,980
We're considering a fun yet informative
documentary-type program.

788
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,024
A mix of music and interviews with say,

789
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,443
world's top physicians and psychiatrists

790
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,696
discussing the dangers of addiction.

791
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:04,614
What exactly would he be doing

792
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,574
on this television special of ours?

793
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,786
Well, we were thinking that he could perform

794
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,913
some drug-themed songs

795
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:14,082
that the kids are listening to these days,

796
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,750
and then interpret it for the parents,

797
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,877
so that they can get a better understanding

798
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:21,631
of how drugs
and other anti-establishment themes

799
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,550
have infiltrated rock and roll music.

800
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:24,884
Maybe we could encourage him

801
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:27,304
to ask some of his fellow artists
to join the campaign.

802
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,889
Maybe get together
to develop some kind of new

803
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,224
rock and roll musical theme.

804
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,684
I see. You mean like,

805
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:34,853
sing a song, together. That sort of thing.

806
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:38,106
Yeah, you know,
hip but with an appropriate theme.

807
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,650
Something like maybe, "Get High on Life. "

808
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:41,860
(SCOFFS SOFTLY)

809
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,403
"Get High on Life. " I like that.

810
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:44,738
That's good. Yeah.

811
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:47,824
What else?

812
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,201
Well, that would be it, sir.

813
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,121
(STUTTERS) Actually...
Unfortunately, yeah...

814
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,914
He would also like a badge.

815
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,752
- A what?
- KROGH: A badge.

816
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,004
He'd like to be made
a Federal Agent-At-Large.

817
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,840
And it's really important for him
to get that badge.

818
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,800
I see...

819
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,053
I see. Right.

820
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,270
So, Mr. President, shall we set this up?

821
00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:20,690
- No.
- (SIGHS)

822
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,275
- But, Mr. President...
- I'm not bringing

823
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,610
some goddamn rock and roller

824
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,362
into the Oval Office, for Pete's sake!

825
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:26,613
Now, Jesus Christ,

826
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:29,783
I mean, you tell him
he should try again next time.

827
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:30,909
You know, maybe he'll have better luck

828
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:32,369
when a Democrat gets elected.

829
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:33,703
Now, what the hell is going on

830
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,538
with Ford's counterpart in the House?

831
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,750
I read this cockamamie story
in the Star last night,

832
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:40,668
it's the most ridiculous thing.

833
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,921
I mean, he's on the sauce, isn't that it?

834
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,424
- Dammit.
- CHAPIN: I thought we had him.

835
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,135
Nah. He knew it was a "no"
before we even set foot in that room.

836
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,929
I hate it when he does that.

837
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:53,014
It's like he enjoys stringing people along,
you know.

838
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,349
He does.

839
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:56,518
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

840
00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,228
- So, now what?
- We take it all the way

841
00:39:58,312 --> 00:39:59,354
to the Supreme Court?

842
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,106
Really funny.

843
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,691
Yeah. Just let me deliver the bad news.

844
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:18,832
(SIGHS)

845
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,501
- DIANE: Can I try them on?
- SONNY: Yeah.

846
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:24,170
Ooh, I can't believe
I'm trying on Elvis' glasses.

847
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,338
You're really hot!

848
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,632
- DIANE: (CHUCKLES) Really?
- SONNY: Yeah!

849
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,050
You're so pretty.

850
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:30,802
Mmm-mmm.

851
00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:32,887
Mmm.

852
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,722
- (CHUCKLES)
- Hey.

853
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,142
I was just showing her your glasses.

854
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:38,852
All right.

855
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,187
Should I get her out of here?

856
00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:43,731
Good idea.

857
00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,486
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

858
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:49,988
Yeah, what?

859
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,741
- Elvis...
- Mmm-hmm.

860
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,076
(CLEARS THROAT)

861
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,578
Nixon can't meet you.

862
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,621
Well, we'll do it tomorrow then.

863
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:00,373
JERRY: He can't
do it tomorrow.

864
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,500
How about this weekend?

865
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,252
I'll stay as long as it takes.

866
00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:06,629
He can't do today and he can't do tomorrow.

867
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:08,339
He just...

868
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,843
He just doesn't wanna meet you.

869
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:14,596
Hmm.

870
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,140
I'm sorry.

871
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:21,728
Hmm.

872
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:27,901
I think I need some fresh air.

873
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:29,235
- I'll come with you.
- No.

874
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,653
I can get it myself.

875
00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:38,369
I'm tired and weary

876
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,454
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

877
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:44,501
But I must go along

878
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,213
Till the Lord

879
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:52,884
Comes to call me away

880
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,719
Oh, oh, yes

881
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:59,599
Where the morning's bright

882
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:04,479
And the Lamb is the light

883
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:11,653
And the night is as fair as the day

884
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,325
- (EXHALES)
- (VENDING MACHINE THUDS)

885
00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:20,995
There will be peace in the valley

886
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,205
(CLATTERS)

887
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:25,375
For me some day

888
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:27,585
There will be peace in the valley

889
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,003
Thank you.

890
00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:36,177
For me, Oh Lord I pray

891
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:38,721
No more sorrow

892
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,641
And sadness

893
00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:47,146
Or trouble will be

894
00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:49,399
There will be peace in the valley

895
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,484
There will be peace in the valley

896
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,989
For me

897
00:42:56,156 --> 00:43:00,159
CHORUS: For me

898
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,669
Who's he?

899
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,214
- He's our driver.
- He's down.

900
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,384
Meaning he's hip.

901
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:18,469
He's cool.

902
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,388
Walk with us.

903
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:23,766
Look, we wanna make this work
just as much as you guys,

904
00:43:23,892 --> 00:43:26,561
but he just doesn't see
the value in meeting Elvis.

905
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,563
So there's nothing we can do today?

906
00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:30,064
Nope.

907
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,733
What about tomorrow?

908
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:32,942
No.

909
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,278
How about something casual,

910
00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:37,488
not even a meeting?

911
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,490
Like a drink or something?

912
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,618
Look, Jerry...

913
00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:44,412
We tried.

914
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,164
He's just...

915
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,458
- Nixon is...
- (HORN BEEPING)

916
00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:53,463
He's just old fashioned, all right.

917
00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:54,714
He's from a different era.

918
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:56,633
What about Saturday? Maybe a coffee?

919
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:57,759
No, no, no.

920
00:43:57,843 --> 00:43:59,427
The President is going to be
at Camp David all weekend

921
00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:00,887
with his wife and daughters.

922
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:03,681
His daughters?

923
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,224
Huh.

924
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,728
Yeah. Gentlemen, I think we have a solution.

925
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,861
Mr. President. Julie is on four.

926
00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,237
Oh!

927
00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:20,406
(GROANS)

928
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,287
My Julie. Sweetheart.

929
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,042
Well, I just...

930
00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,670
Well, I just didn't think to tell...

931
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:34,837
(CLEARS THROAT)

932
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:38,716
Well, look, Julie,
your father's very busy today, you know...

933
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:41,886
ROSE: Bud.

934
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,012
(SIGHS)

935
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:45,431
President's been looking for you two.

936
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,267
Was he pissed or only mildly annoyed?

937
00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:52,230
So you two thought
this would be a good idea?

938
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,691
- Mr. President, I had nothing to do with this.
- Sir, we just...

939
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:56,984
Well, it doesn't make
any goddamn difference now, does it?

940
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,653
Because the leader of the free world

941
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:01,155
is taking orders
from a 22-year-old college girl.

942
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,241
Fine, bring him in.

943
00:45:03,325 --> 00:45:05,451
Get an autograph for Julie and a picture.

944
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,328
And I want him out in five minutes tops.

945
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,789
And you'd better get me a bio on this Elvis

946
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:12,583
so I can prep for this goddamn meeting.

947
00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:14,293
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

948
00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:17,422
Jerry Schilling speaking.

949
00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,509
Thank you.

950
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:30,685
(BOTH LAUGHING)

951
00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:32,186
JERRY: Whoo!

952
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,149
(CLEARS THROAT)

953
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,944
Well, guess it's back to Memphis.

954
00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:42,447
I don't think that's a good idea.

955
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,282
How come?

956
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,242
Well, because...

957
00:45:47,369 --> 00:45:50,079
You, Mr. Presley,
have a meeting with the President

958
00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:51,873
of the United States of America.

959
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,377
Hot damn!

960
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:57,795
(CHUCKLES)

961
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,173
- Whoo!
- (LAUGHS)

962
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:05,553
Baby, here I am
I'm the man on the scene

963
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,680
I can give you what you want

964
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,724
But you gotta go home with me

965
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,769
I have got some good old lovin'

966
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,271
And I got some in store

967
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,774
When I get through throwin' it on

968
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,734
You gotta come back for more

969
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,945
Boys and things
will come by the dozen

970
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,323
That ain't nothin'
but drugstore lovin'

971
00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:27,784
Pretty little thing,
let me light your candle

972
00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:29,118
There he is!

973
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,705
Well, what do you think?

974
00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:35,416
Damn, boss,
you look hotter-than-a-whorehouse great.

975
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:36,501
(CHUCKLES)

976
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,753
Let's do this thing.

977
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,631
(CHEERFUL MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

978
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:44,217
And I'm a man of great experience

979
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,928
I know you've got you another man

980
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:49,138
But I can love you better than him

981
00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:51,891
Take my hand don't be afraid

982
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,393
Jerry, I just want to thank you, man,
for putting this together.

983
00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:56,687
I don't know how you did it,

984
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,023
but I couldn't have done it without you, man.

985
00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:01,150
You too, Sonny.

986
00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:05,154
Yeah. I never thought
I'd get to meet a president.

987
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,323
Thank you. And thank you, boss.

988
00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:10,117
It means a lot to me to know that, you know,

989
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:12,578
I have friends.

990
00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:19,752
(LAUGHS)

991
00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:22,880
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

992
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:29,554
SONDRA: Mr. Barrow?

993
00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:30,763
- Burrows.
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)

994
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,683
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mr. Krogh's assistant. (GIGGLES)

995
00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:35,309
Nice to meet you, ma'am.

996
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:36,435
Nice to meet you.

997
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,563
- Welcome to the White House.
- Thank you, ma'am.

998
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,816
BeautifuI, isn't it, Mr. Presley?

999
00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,192
Yeah.

1000
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,611
Looks a little like my place.

1001
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,625
Mr. Presley, I'm Agent Duncan.

1002
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:00,793
This is Agent Moroder.

1003
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,629
Agent Duncan. Agent Moroder.

1004
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:05,172
It's an honor.

1005
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,299
Identification.

1006
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,843
Let's show him our IDs, boys.

1007
00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:11,888
Will that do?

1008
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,265
Is this the only identification you have?

1009
00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:16,559
No, sir. That there
is my Special Deputy's badge

1010
00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:17,685
from my hometown of Memphis.

1011
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:20,271
I brought a couple of others
from various different locales

1012
00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:21,355
if you need to see them.

1013
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,481
That's not necessary.

1014
00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:23,900
And what about you, gentlemen?

1015
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,320
And that's your only ID?

1016
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:28,738
JERRY: Mmm-hmm.

1017
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,532
Okay, sir, do you have any
illegal firearms or weapons

1018
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,242
- on or about your person?
- No, sir.

1019
00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:34,785
- If I may?
- Of course.

1020
00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:38,539
(BEEPING)

1021
00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:42,460
Sir, I'm going to ask you again.

1022
00:48:42,544 --> 00:48:45,755
Do you have any firearms or weapons
of any kind on your person?

1023
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:46,881
Yes, sir. I do.

1024
00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:49,258
Do your associates?

1025
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,927
That would be the affirmative.

1026
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:52,887
Why, when I asked you previously,

1027
00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:54,263
did you reply in the negative?

1028
00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,474
Well, I believe you said "illegal" firearms,

1029
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:57,808
and these firearms are not illegal.

1030
00:48:57,893 --> 00:49:00,436
We are licensed to carry them
as Special Sheriff's Deputies

1031
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,689
of Shelby County
under Tennessean Code 39-49.

1032
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,152
Okay, gentlemen.
All your weapons on the table.

1033
00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:17,370
SONNY: There we go.

1034
00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:19,872
What's in the box?

1035
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,958
This is a personal gift for the President.

1036
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,125
Open it, please.

1037
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:24,627
Sir, I had it very specially wrapped.

1038
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,170
- Open the package.
- JERRY: Uh...

1039
00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:28,422
Go ahead, Jerry.

1040
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,101
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1041
00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:44,063
This is Bud Krogh.

1042
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:53,072
Mr. Presley.

1043
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:54,740
Bud Krogh.

1044
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:56,283
Pleasure to meet you, sir.

1045
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,995
Mr. Presley would like to bring firearms

1046
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:00,162
into the Oval Office.

1047
00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:01,247
As a gift.

1048
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,249
In the display case here.

1049
00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:07,753
Oh, wow, um, it's beautifuI.

1050
00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:09,338
It's commemorative.

1051
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:10,965
Mmm.

1052
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,929
(WHISPERS) Obviously
you can appreciate

1053
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,015
the uniqueness of this scenario.

1054
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,266
(CLEARS THROAT)

1055
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,685
All right, gentlemen, let me be clear

1056
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:23,936
so there is no misunderstanding.

1057
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,313
We don't allow weapons of any kind
in the White House.

1058
00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:27,398
Including this gift,

1059
00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:29,984
which I will accept on the President's behalf.

1060
00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:31,610
After inspecting it,

1061
00:50:32,654 --> 00:50:35,197
it possibly will find its way to the President.

1062
00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:38,826
Thank you, sir.

1063
00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:40,953
I am a fan of all you do for our country.

1064
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,204
I am sorry about that.

1065
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,498
The Secret Service can be
a bit overzealous sometimes.

1066
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,542
Oh, that's all right, Bud. Hey...

1067
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:47,752
It's a good thing they didn't catch

1068
00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:49,628
this little fella in my boot.

1069
00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:52,006
Just kidding. (LAUGHING)

1070
00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:55,009
Right this way.

1071
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,011
I hope you gentlemen don't mind,

1072
00:50:57,095 --> 00:50:59,055
I need you to wait in my office
for a brief moment.

1073
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:00,264
Not at all, Bud.

1074
00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,684
Please, step right in,

1075
00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:05,269
make yourselves comfortable.

1076
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,730
I'll be right back.

1077
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,819
(WHISPERS) Elvis Presley
is in the building!

1078
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,074
JERRY: Hmm.

1079
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:21,285
I can't believe
I'm actually going to see the Oval Office.

1080
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:23,788
Glad you left L.A. now, aren't you?

1081
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,834
Gentlemen, Mr. Presley,

1082
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:30,711
I'd like to introduce you to Dwight Chapin.

1083
00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:32,797
He's the special assistant to the President.

1084
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,715
It's a huge honor, Elvis.

1085
00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:37,510
I mean, Mr. Presley.

1086
00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:41,639
Now, before I take you to the President

1087
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:43,474
we're going to have to go over the protocol.

1088
00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:44,975
So, Mr. Presley, if you'll please follow me...

1089
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,977
- Protocol? Hmm.
- Yes, sir.

1090
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,773
Oh, uh, no. (CHUCKLES)

1091
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,691
I'm sorry, only Mr. Presley

1092
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,151
will be allowed in the Oval Office.

1093
00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,236
- ELVIS: Is that right?
- Yes, sir.

1094
00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,862
My apologies.

1095
00:51:58,198 --> 00:51:59,198
Damn.

1096
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:04,995
Well, why don't you give Dwight,
or Mr. Chapin,

1097
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,330
the rundown too.

1098
00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,504
Rundown for what?

1099
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,216
After I announce you,
you may enter the Oval Office.

1100
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,135
The President will be seated at his desk.

1101
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:22,263
But please wait by the door
until he addresses you.

1102
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:23,681
Of course.

1103
00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:25,141
Mr. Presley will enter.

1104
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:27,685
If he leaves his sunglasses on
then Nixon should wait

1105
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:29,103
until Mr. Presley speaks.

1106
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,940
His sunglasses?

1107
00:52:33,024 --> 00:52:34,567
The President will then shake your hand.

1108
00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:36,610
And then invite you to sit down,

1109
00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:38,529
he will instruct you where to do so.

1110
00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:39,697
Roger that.

1111
00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:41,740
But if Elvis removes his sunglasses,

1112
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:44,326
that means
somebody's about to get a bear hug.

1113
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,704
I don't know if that's such a good idea.

1114
00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:47,997
On the coffee table

1115
00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:50,082
is an unopened bottle of Dr. Pepper.

1116
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,501
Please do not open it.
Please do not drink from it.

1117
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,461
Because it's only for the President.

1118
00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:55,754
(CHUCKLING)

1119
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:57,590
Now as for food,

1120
00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,885
we usually make sure that Elvis
has a selection of drinks at his disposal.

1121
00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:02,011
You know, nothing major,

1122
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:05,222
just some hot tea with lemon, sodas, water.

1123
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:07,975
Some snacks. Nice ones.

1124
00:53:08,059 --> 00:53:09,852
There is also, on the coffee table,

1125
00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:11,103
a divided dish

1126
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:14,148
with mixed nuts on one side,
M&Ms on the other.

1127
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,900
I do like M&Ms.

1128
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:19,278
Well, I'm sorry, but those are also
only for the President.

1129
00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,488
Should we tell him about the karate?

1130
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,074
Karate?

1131
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:28,037
All right, you ready to meet
the President of the United States?

1132
00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:30,372
You betcha.

1133
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,351
Now, if you'll wait right here please, sir,

1134
00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:51,769
I'll be right back.

1135
00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,396
(DOOR OPENS)

1136
00:53:55,523 --> 00:53:56,523
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1137
00:53:58,693 --> 00:54:01,028
It's an honor, Mr. President.
(CHUCKLES SLOWLY)

1138
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:03,322
Mmm.

1139
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:06,283
Mr. President, I can't tell you

1140
00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:07,952
what a great honor...

1141
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:17,419
Hello, Mr. President,
the honor... Mmm.

1142
00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:20,839
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

1143
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:22,132
(COUGHS)

1144
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:32,142
Did you know
I had a twin brother, Mr. President?

1145
00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:33,269
Identical.

1146
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:36,021
Jesse Garon Presley.

1147
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:41,568
He was born 35 minutes before me. Stillborn.

1148
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,487
And they...

1149
00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:49,118
They put him in a box on the kitchen table

1150
00:54:49,202 --> 00:54:51,787
while Momma kept on going
trying to push me out.

1151
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,706
(SCOFFS)

1152
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:57,334
Sometimes I wonder about that, you know.

1153
00:54:57,419 --> 00:55:00,421
What that 35 minutes
must have been like for her.

1154
00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:03,007
The happiest moment

1155
00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:04,300
and the saddest moment

1156
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,218
life could possibly throw at you.

1157
00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:13,726
Sometimes I think God felt guilty for her,

1158
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:16,979
so he gave me the luck
that was meant for two people.

1159
00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:23,694
Makes you think, you know.

1160
00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:28,032
NIXON: And I want Mr. Kissinger

1161
00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,783
and the Speaker in this meeting.

1162
00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:34,038
Mr. President. Are you ready for Mr. Presley?

1163
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:35,205
Yeah.

1164
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,875
And Krogh, no more than five minutes.

1165
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:40,252
I want you to come in exactly at five minutes

1166
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,837
and say I have to be somewhere.

1167
00:55:41,921 --> 00:55:43,672
- Where shall I say you...
- Well, I don't care.

1168
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,215
Just make up some bullshit.

1169
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,342
Yes, sir.

1170
00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:47,509
Krogh...

1171
00:55:51,639 --> 00:55:53,349
What do we have on this guy?

1172
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,184
You know, deep background.

1173
00:55:55,268 --> 00:55:56,310
Well, besides yourself,

1174
00:55:56,394 --> 00:55:59,021
he's one of the most famous men
on the planet.

1175
00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:00,898
He's married. He travels a lot.

1176
00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:04,109
Loves guns. Hates The Beatles.
Black belt in karate.

1177
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,695
- Big football fan...
- Karate. You don't say?

1178
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:08,947
Yes, sir. Shall I bring him in?

1179
00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:11,533
Hey, Krogh.

1180
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,454
Let me ask you something.

1181
00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,206
Do you think I could take him?

1182
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:21,960
- Take him, sir?
- In karate.

1183
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:24,338
You think I could take him down?

1184
00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:25,756
I bet you in my day I could've.

1185
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,675
You know, I used to be able to
bench-press 220.

1186
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,052
Of course, he's young and...

1187
00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:32,554
Good-looking too.

1188
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:35,057
You know, Krogh, guys like that,

1189
00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:36,809
who are just born good-looking,

1190
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,560
well, you obviously know,

1191
00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:41,188
they never had to work for it,
if you know what I mean.

1192
00:56:41,272 --> 00:56:44,274
Not me.
No, I had to make something of myself

1193
00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:46,568
to get a girl to notice me.

1194
00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:50,531
It wasn't just handed to me
by some sort of genetic lottery.

1195
00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:53,075
I wasn't born
looking like a Kennedy, you know.

1196
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:55,911
But that's why guys like me are survivors.

1197
00:56:56,788 --> 00:57:00,207
Guys like this Elvis fellow...

1198
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:03,127
No, underneath all that, they're weak.

1199
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,463
They wither at the first sign of trouble.

1200
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:10,717
They just crumble like a sand dune.

1201
00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:13,595
(NIXON CHUCKLES)

1202
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,431
All right, let's bring him in.

1203
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:16,849
Yes, sir.

1204
00:57:20,311 --> 00:57:21,770
- Mr. Presley.
- Hmm?

1205
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,439
The President will see you now.

1206
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,694
KROGH: Mr. President.

1207
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,696
Mr. Elvis Presley.

1208
00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:34,533
Well, Mr. Presley. It is a pleasure.

1209
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,250
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1210
00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:44,376
Mmm.

1211
00:57:50,216 --> 00:57:52,468
NIXON: Oh, you know what
that is? That's a moon rock.

1212
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,887
Very proud to have that here
in the Oval Office.

1213
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:56,972
That was given to me personally

1214
00:57:57,056 --> 00:57:59,349
by a great American, Mr. Buzz Aldrin.

1215
00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:03,353
You can lift the glass there
and pick it up if you like.

1216
00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:05,564
No, that's cool, man.

1217
00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:07,065
Buzz sent me one, too.

1218
00:58:08,109 --> 00:58:11,570
Oh, he did? (CHUCKLES)
Well, of course he did.

1219
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:13,238
Mr. President. Put her right there!

1220
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,199
NIXON: Well, okay. Hello!

1221
00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:17,409
(LAUGHS) Uh...

1222
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,994
Why don't you have a seat.

1223
00:58:19,078 --> 00:58:20,078
Sure thing.

1224
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,171
It's a great place you got here, huh?

1225
00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,507
- Well, it's really the people's house.
- ELVIS: Hmm.

1226
00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:34,760
I'm just a temporary guest, as they say.

1227
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,428
That's right.

1228
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:39,765
I was telling one of the gals outside
it reminds me of my Graceland.

1229
00:58:40,725 --> 00:58:42,226
Oh, it does, does it? Uh...

1230
00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:46,438
How many square feet
is this Graceland of yours?

1231
00:58:47,106 --> 00:58:50,025
Not sure. 10,000, maybe.

1232
00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:52,361
Well, that is a fine size for a home.

1233
00:58:52,445 --> 00:58:54,780
Isn't it? Well, I mean, it's more than fine.

1234
00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:56,615
Of course, the White House here is, I think,

1235
00:58:56,741 --> 00:58:58,784
about 55,000 feet.

1236
00:58:58,868 --> 00:58:59,952
- Something like that.
- ELVIS: Well, actually,

1237
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,203
I made a few additions,

1238
00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,455
so, maybe a little more than that.

1239
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,624
But I don't think
it's the size of a man's home

1240
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,626
that defines him. You know?

1241
00:59:10,463 --> 00:59:11,630
M&M's are my favorite.

1242
00:59:11,756 --> 00:59:13,131
Oh, mine too.

1243
00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:15,467
(CLEARS THROAT)

1244
00:59:15,593 --> 00:59:17,970
So, Mr. Presley,

1245
00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:20,806
how can I help you?

1246
00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:22,391
Well, Mr. President, first of all

1247
00:59:22,475 --> 00:59:23,809
I want to tell you what an honor it is

1248
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:25,310
to be in your presence.

1249
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:26,770
You have a bottle opener?

1250
00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,232
Oh, well, there should have been one.

1251
00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:31,900
Maybe you could run out
and get him one, Krogh.

1252
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,443
Yes, Mr. President.

1253
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:38,240
Oh, and get a Dr. Pepper for me too.

1254
00:59:39,617 --> 00:59:40,993
- It's on its way.
- Hmm.

1255
00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:43,620
(WHISPERS) Fuck!

1256
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:46,832
So, I read your letter.

1257
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,292
I wrote it on the plane.

1258
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:49,501
I could tell.

1259
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,128
- Mr. President.
- (M&M'S CLATTER)

1260
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,968
This is my little angel.

1261
00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:00,596
Lisa Marie. She's two years old.

1262
01:00:01,514 --> 01:00:04,016
Well, she is a beautifuI little girl.

1263
01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:05,934
Yes, sir. She's my pride and joy.

1264
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,645
And this is my beautifuI wife, Cilla.

1265
01:00:09,188 --> 01:00:12,190
Oh, well, she is very charming.

1266
01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:13,817
- (CHUCKLES)
- (KROGH CLEARS THROAT)

1267
01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:16,320
Mr. President.

1268
01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:19,281
- Bud.
- Mr. Presley.

1269
01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:22,034
- These M&Ms are great.
- Good to hear, Mr. Presley.

1270
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,536
You got some good fellas
working for you, Mr. President.

1271
01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:25,996
My guys are outside.

1272
01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:27,331
Thank you.

1273
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,878
So, as I really do need to be going

1274
01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:35,130
we should probably get to
what you want to...

1275
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:41,803
These are some of my closest associates.

1276
01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:44,056
And contrary to what
you may have heard, Mr. President,

1277
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:45,724
they are not part of any mafia.

1278
01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:48,060
That is just a crazy rumor

1279
01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:49,895
started by nasty journalists.

1280
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:53,065
Oh, they love to make it up, don't they?

1281
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:57,819
Last month, Look magazine
made up some cockamamie drivel

1282
01:00:57,904 --> 01:01:00,947
about how I broke into the Dean's office

1283
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,324
while I was at Duke.

1284
01:01:02,408 --> 01:01:04,576
You know, you give a man enough money

1285
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,328
and he'll say anything, you know.

1286
01:01:06,412 --> 01:01:07,829
They'll just ruin a man's reputation.

1287
01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,581
They don't give a good goddamn.

1288
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,000
They just write what they want.

1289
01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,418
Mmm. Hear, hear to that.

1290
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,504
Oh...

1291
01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:19,091
Everyone has a badge.

1292
01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:21,343
Mr. President, I've shown you these photos

1293
01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:22,844
because I am deeply concerned

1294
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:25,931
about the direction
our great nation is taking.

1295
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,432
Yes, of course.

1296
01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:31,728
Now, I'm gonna need
an autograph for my Julie.

1297
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,858
That's your family there?

1298
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,614
Those are some good looking kids.

1299
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,534
Well, they really take after their mother.

1300
01:01:45,952 --> 01:01:47,285
Well, it takes two good lookin' folks

1301
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:48,954
to make a good lookin' baby, Mr. President.

1302
01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:51,456
Oh, are you...

1303
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,918
You're saying, as a gentleman,
I'm good looking too?

1304
01:01:55,753 --> 01:01:57,754
Well, of course, Mr. President.
Everybody knows that.

1305
01:01:57,839 --> 01:01:59,548
Well, I...

1306
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,383
Now, plainly speaking, sir,

1307
01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,719
I want to get people to respect our country.

1308
01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:05,387
To respect our flag.

1309
01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:07,597
Because that's what's getting lost
in our nation.

1310
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:10,058
It bothers me to see young people

1311
01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,477
burning flags and smoking dope.

1312
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:15,147
And just because
I don't smoke dope or grow a beard

1313
01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:17,482
does that make me a straight? Or a square?

1314
01:02:17,608 --> 01:02:18,900
Because if it does, heck,

1315
01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:20,360
I'll take being a straight or a square

1316
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,028
- any day of the week.
- (LAUGHS)

1317
01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,489
The kids today are being brainwashed,
Mr. President.

1318
01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:26,908
It's what they are listenin' to
and what they are watchin'.

1319
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:29,161
That's what's doing it to them.

1320
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:30,579
Take that Woodstock for example.

1321
01:02:30,663 --> 01:02:31,747
What the heck was that?

1322
01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:33,749
I'll tell you what it was, it was an excuse

1323
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,959
to get naked, get high
and roll around in the mud.

1324
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,711
(LAUGHS)
Well, I'm with you there.

1325
01:02:37,795 --> 01:02:41,339
Four, three, two, one...

1326
01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:45,761
Mr. President, you have your meet and greet.

1327
01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:48,346
Oh, no, not right now. Thank you.

1328
01:02:49,515 --> 01:02:50,766
But it's with the delegation...

1329
01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,350
I said it's fine.

1330
01:02:53,352 --> 01:02:56,188
- But it's with the donors...
- I said it can wait.

1331
01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:02,277
Oh, and Krogh,
make sure that we get a picture

1332
01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:03,945
with Mr. Presley and me.

1333
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,363
Ollie's outside, he's ready for you.

1334
01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:06,823
No pictures.

1335
01:03:07,158 --> 01:03:09,367
Mr. Presley, it's standard for us.

1336
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:12,037
I understand. But not today.

1337
01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:16,458
Now, if you don't mind...
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1338
01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:20,086
(KROGH CLEARS THROAT)

1339
01:03:21,839 --> 01:03:24,007
(WHISPERING) Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

1340
01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:25,550
- May I continue?
- By all means.

1341
01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,470
Thank you. I have it on very good authority

1342
01:03:28,554 --> 01:03:31,056
that many of the
so-called underground groups

1343
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,225
have been infiltrated by communists.

1344
01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:34,559
- Oh?
- Yes, sir.

1345
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,812
And I find it downright anti-American.

1346
01:03:37,855 --> 01:03:39,231
Just like The Beatles.

1347
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:41,399
The Beatles. Well, I don't like them.

1348
01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:43,819
They are anti-American,

1349
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:45,987
possibly with communist leanings.

1350
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,572
Well, just look at them.

1351
01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:50,242
Let's look at the facts, Mr. President.

1352
01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:52,494
After coming here and making all that money,

1353
01:03:52,578 --> 01:03:54,412
they split back to England,

1354
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,665
start saying all this anti-American stuff,

1355
01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,083
speaking against us in the press.

1356
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,085
Well, some people think
they can say anything.

1357
01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:03,004
Specifically about our policies

1358
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,423
in Southeast Asia, sir.

1359
01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:07,008
Did you know that?

1360
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,677
I did not know that.

1361
01:04:08,761 --> 01:04:09,928
It was Lennon.

1362
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:13,431
The kids think he's some kind of prophet.

1363
01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:16,268
And well... What I'm trying to say is, sir,

1364
01:04:16,352 --> 01:04:19,271
they may not actually be
in the employ of the communists,

1365
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,857
but if encouraging revolution

1366
01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,400
doesn't sound like subversive propaganda,

1367
01:04:23,484 --> 01:04:25,735
- I don't know what is.
- Well, right. Yes.

1368
01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:28,446
See, I've been studying

1369
01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:30,866
communist brainwashing techniques

1370
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:33,034
for over 10 years now.

1371
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,036
And the drug culture, too, Mr. President.

1372
01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:38,623
And it's my belief that
if we don't do something

1373
01:04:38,749 --> 01:04:40,917
to handle this situation very quickly,

1374
01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,712
it could very easily get outta hand.

1375
01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,213
Well, you wanna know why the hell

1376
01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,632
the communists are so against drugs?

1377
01:04:47,758 --> 01:04:49,301
It's because they love to booze.

1378
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,720
- (SCOFFS)
- Especially the Russians. I've seen it.

1379
01:04:51,804 --> 01:04:53,138
You talk about "out of hand. "

1380
01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:56,808
And that's why communists
and the left-wingers

1381
01:04:56,934 --> 01:04:58,226
are clinging to one another,

1382
01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:00,729
because they're trying to destroy us, Elvis.

1383
01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:04,816
I know, sir. Good, honest Americans.

1384
01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:06,484
They hate us.

1385
01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:09,237
They don't hate us, Elvis,
they hate what we stand for.

1386
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:13,074
I mean, you and me, we rose from nothing.

1387
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,910
My pa worked in a grocery store.

1388
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:17,162
Your father was a sharecropper, yes?

1389
01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:18,413
A whole slew of things, sir.

1390
01:05:18,497 --> 01:05:20,248
Well, I think we were both somewhat loners.

1391
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,500
And look where I am today.
And look where you are.

1392
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:23,668
Well, a lefty sees that,

1393
01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:26,504
and instead of wanting to walk
in our footsteps,

1394
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:27,923
why, they get jealous.

1395
01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:31,509
It brings all their failures up bubbling

1396
01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:33,011
right in front of their faces

1397
01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:35,430
and, well, so, of course

1398
01:05:35,514 --> 01:05:37,432
they react like caged animals.

1399
01:05:37,516 --> 01:05:39,893
Because that's what they are.

1400
01:05:39,977 --> 01:05:41,978
Just animals.

1401
01:05:42,521 --> 01:05:44,522
I know, sir.
(CLEARS THROAT)

1402
01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:47,525
And I want to help to stop it.

1403
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:52,113
Well, I think that is just great.

1404
01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:53,198
Absolutely.

1405
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:58,203
So, my boys were telling me
something like a concert.

1406
01:05:58,329 --> 01:06:00,205
A telethon. A television special.

1407
01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:01,498
No, sir.

1408
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,708
I want to go undercover.

1409
01:06:05,544 --> 01:06:06,628
Undercover?

1410
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:08,213
Yes.

1411
01:06:10,883 --> 01:06:12,133
Oh, you want to be an actual...

1412
01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,301
I'm sorry, you want to what?

1413
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:16,012
I want to be an agent-at-large.

1414
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:19,224
You see, if I can get
a Federal Narcotics badge

1415
01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:22,060
it is my belief that I could protect this nation

1416
01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:23,395
from sliding into anarchy.

1417
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:27,983
Well...

1418
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,317
I...

1419
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:32,904
Let's say I could infiltrate
a band or a hippie commune,

1420
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:36,741
as a spy or a double agent,
something like that,

1421
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:39,077
only disguising myself as one of them,

1422
01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:41,246
hiding my own true feelings.

1423
01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:42,914
Yeah, I'm not sure how...

1424
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,750
Let's say The Rolling Stones,
or the GratefuI Dead

1425
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,669
or maybe even the Black Panthers.

1426
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:50,672
Heck, I could probably slip
from one group to the other

1427
01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,257
without even being detected.

1428
01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:54,884
And then, just when they
let their guard down,

1429
01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:58,596
I'd bust 'em.

1430
01:06:59,598 --> 01:07:00,932
I'd bust 'em all.

1431
01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:04,853
Of course, I would have to be
so deep undercover

1432
01:07:04,937 --> 01:07:07,105
so that no one would know it was me.

1433
01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:08,356
But in order for that to happen,

1434
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:09,733
nobody...

1435
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:12,861
I mean nobody, can know
about this on the outside.

1436
01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:14,362
Just a select few.

1437
01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:16,448
You, of course, Mr. President...

1438
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,410
And maybe Mr. Hoover.

1439
01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:25,540
How much longer is this going to take?

1440
01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:28,209
Is there any way we can speed this up?

1441
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:34,758
You want me to tell the President
of the United States to speed it up?

1442
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,806
How long does it take to get to the airport?

1443
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,725
With holiday traffic?

1444
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:46,436
An hour. An hour and a half.

1445
01:07:46,562 --> 01:07:47,645
(WHISPERS) Shit.

1446
01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:49,898
You got somewhere you need to be?

1447
01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:52,484
(CHUCKLES)
You could say that.

1448
01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:53,568
I'm supposed to be meeting

1449
01:07:53,652 --> 01:07:55,320
my girlfriend's father for dinner.

1450
01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:58,406
I'm going to ask him if I can marry her.

1451
01:07:58,908 --> 01:07:59,908
(CHUCKLES)

1452
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:02,744
Yeah. Right.

1453
01:08:02,828 --> 01:08:04,245
When I first started working
at the White House,

1454
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,413
the guy that hired Chapin

1455
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,748
told me something I'll never forget.

1456
01:08:06,832 --> 01:08:11,961
He said, "Everyone should get married
at least once. "

1457
01:08:12,296 --> 01:08:13,296
(KROGH CHUCKLES)

1458
01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:15,006
What's that supposed to mean?

1459
01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:16,424
Well, in our line of work,

1460
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:18,343
the only ones with marriages intact

1461
01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:20,178
are the ones in front of the camera.

1462
01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:23,264
And half the time those are just for show.

1463
01:08:24,683 --> 01:08:26,768
When you work on the world's biggest stage

1464
01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:28,019
you gotta choose.

1465
01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:35,527
You know, I got in a motorcycle accident

1466
01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:37,195
a couple years back in L.A.

1467
01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,949
A gossip columnist broke the story.

1468
01:08:41,033 --> 01:08:43,368
"One of Elvis' buddies
gets in a motorcycle accident

1469
01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:45,537
"and breaks his pelvis.

1470
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,288
"Good thing it wasn't Elvis. "

1471
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,292
Yeah. I carried around that article

1472
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,169
in my pocket for years.

1473
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,130
Because it was the first time that me and him

1474
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:57,465
were actually mentioned
in a magazine together.

1475
01:08:58,300 --> 01:08:59,634
I was actually proud.

1476
01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:03,596
(SCOFFS) So sad.

1477
01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:21,823
You know, I got a flight to catch.

1478
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:24,742
I'll make you a deal.

1479
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:25,827
Yes, sir.

1480
01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:29,414
We're both realists.

1481
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,749
One hand washes the other, right?

1482
01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:33,835
I'll get you your badge.

1483
01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:35,670
And we'll have you meet with Hoover

1484
01:09:35,754 --> 01:09:37,672
and he'll do whatever he does

1485
01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:39,507
with all the undercover business,

1486
01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:40,675
and so on and so forth.

1487
01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:42,677
- Yes, sir.
- And in return for that...

1488
01:09:42,761 --> 01:09:45,847
- Yep.
- Please, Elvis,

1489
01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:47,932
may I get an autograph for my Julie?

1490
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,436
My pleasure.

1491
01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:52,770
And...

1492
01:09:53,772 --> 01:09:54,939
A picture.

1493
01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:59,194
Well, sir, I don't know
how I can be undercover...

1494
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,945
We won't release it to the public.

1495
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,364
Elvis, please. Help me out here.

1496
01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:04,782
Friend to friend.

1497
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:08,953
I'll tell you what, Mr. President.

1498
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,622
I'll take that picture

1499
01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:12,790
if you'll take the time to meet my friends.

1500
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,126
It sure would mean the world to 'em.

1501
01:10:16,128 --> 01:10:17,795
Where are they?

1502
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,380
- Right outside.
- Well, let's get them in.

1503
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,632
Krogh!

1504
01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:23,968
- KROGH: Three, two, one...
- (SHUTTER CLICKS)

1505
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:25,720
(LAUGHS)

1506
01:10:25,804 --> 01:10:29,474
Now I believe
Elvis would like to get his badge.

1507
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,309
KROGH: I'll make the call
right away, Mr. President.

1508
01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:33,311
Gonna get my badge, Mr. Cougar.

1509
01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:35,813
Had to slam The Beatles to make it happen

1510
01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,315
but they'll never know.

1511
01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:38,942
I have to go. I'm sorry,

1512
01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:40,318
they already said I won't make my flight.

1513
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:43,154
Jerry, you gotta stick around
and see me get sworn in, man.

1514
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,280
I'm sorry.

1515
01:10:44,365 --> 01:10:45,490
KROGH:... arrange for
Mr. Presley to be sworn in

1516
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,075
at his hotel room at 3:00.

1517
01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:48,826
Would 3:00 work for you, Elvis?

1518
01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:50,495
That would be just fine, Mr. President.

1519
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:54,332
Elvis. I'm leaving.

1520
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,000
Don't you want to see this badge?

1521
01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:59,754
Mr. President.
Could you excuse us for one moment?

1522
01:10:59,838 --> 01:11:00,838
Okay.

1523
01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:06,719
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

1524
01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,182
Mr. President.

1525
01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:15,019
Jesus, Jerry, you're embarrassing
the hell out of me, man.

1526
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,771
What gives?

1527
01:11:16,855 --> 01:11:18,856
- A badge.
- Yeah.

1528
01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:20,358
I get it. You want a badge.

1529
01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:21,859
Congratulations. You got it.

1530
01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:24,028
But now I gotta go home.

1531
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,780
Well, let me ask you something, Jerry.

1532
01:11:25,864 --> 01:11:28,116
What exactly are you rushing home for?

1533
01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:31,035
My life. Charlotte.

1534
01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:34,831
I'm going to ask her to marry me.

1535
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,209
Jerry, that's fantastic.

1536
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,877
- Yeah.
- That's fantastic, man.

1537
01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:42,380
Hey. Hey, I'll tell you what.

1538
01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:44,048
Charlotte likes horses, right?

1539
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:46,718
I'm going to call her up
and give her the good news myself.

1540
01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:48,886
I'm gonna buy you guys a ranch
right outside Memphis.

1541
01:11:49,638 --> 01:11:52,140
You know you don't need to
buy my friendship, right,

1542
01:11:52,224 --> 01:11:54,976
'cause I am your friend.

1543
01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:56,978
I don't need your cars

1544
01:11:57,062 --> 01:11:58,730
or your rings or your mansions.

1545
01:12:00,190 --> 01:12:01,399
I love you, E.

1546
01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:04,861
Not the thing.

1547
01:12:05,904 --> 01:12:07,196
The person.

1548
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,243
But I have to go home.

1549
01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:14,912
Okay?

1550
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,042
Yeah, I get it.

1551
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,169
(SNIFFLES)

1552
01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:26,341
You know you got this, mister.

1553
01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:27,425
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1554
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:30,094
Excuse me, Mr. President?

1555
01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:34,015
How long does it take you
to get to the airport?

1556
01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:36,768
Well, I don't...

1557
01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:39,270
The motorcade can get us
to National in about seven minutes.

1558
01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:41,189
Hmm. There we go then.

1559
01:12:41,273 --> 01:12:42,940
We can set my guy up with that, right, chief?

1560
01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:45,193
He needs to get back to his girlfriend,
you know how it is.

1561
01:12:45,277 --> 01:12:47,445
We absolutely cannot have a civilian
in the transport...

1562
01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:48,780
Oh, Chapin, shut up.

1563
01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:50,448
It never hurt a man
to bend the rules a little bit.

1564
01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:52,533
Yeah? Get this one an escort to the airport.

1565
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:53,618
I'm done with that.

1566
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:54,952
Yes, sir.

1567
01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:57,622
Thank you, sir.

1568
01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:59,540
- Oh, by all means.
- Thank you.

1569
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:03,920
I'll walk you out, man.
Pardon me, Mr. President.

1570
01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,799
What in the good God is going on?

1571
01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:09,717
- I don't know, sir.
- Jesus Christ, get me Henry.

1572
01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:10,802
Yes, sir.

1573
01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:13,721
Oh...

1574
01:13:14,264 --> 01:13:15,807
I have to make a classified call...

1575
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,976
- Maybe you could...
- Yes, sir. Yes.

1576
01:13:19,561 --> 01:13:20,728
Thank you.

1577
01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:24,982
What are you, a fucking potted plant?

1578
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,486
You really are a six, Jerry.

1579
01:13:28,612 --> 01:13:32,240
Sixes can be tenacious
in achieving their goals.

1580
01:13:32,324 --> 01:13:34,450
Stubborn, until they become
deeply attached.

1581
01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:37,578
In which case they are a devout slave

1582
01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:39,580
to those they love.
(CHUCKLES)

1583
01:13:40,999 --> 01:13:42,250
They also make friends

1584
01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,919
more easily than any other number.

1585
01:13:45,003 --> 01:13:46,337
With the exception of five.

1586
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:48,840
- That's dead-on.
- Mmm-hmm.

1587
01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:50,842
What does it say about eight?

1588
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,301
Oh, boy.

1589
01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:56,180
Eights are invariably misunderstood.

1590
01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:58,266
Can be quite lonely at heart.

1591
01:13:58,350 --> 01:13:59,684
A deep and mercurial nature.

1592
01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:01,519
Great spirit of individuality.

1593
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:05,481
And can play an important part
on life's stage.

1594
01:14:06,775 --> 01:14:08,860
Although one that is usually fatalistic.

1595
01:14:10,028 --> 01:14:11,946
Or as an instrument of fate

1596
01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:13,364
in the lives of others.

1597
01:14:14,366 --> 01:14:15,366
(WHISTLES)

1598
01:14:15,784 --> 01:14:16,784
(JERRY CHUCKLES)

1599
01:14:19,329 --> 01:14:21,122
Merry Christmas, six.

1600
01:14:21,373 --> 01:14:22,999
Merry Christmas, eight.

1601
01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:25,626
NIXON: Yeah, well,
I can't make that decision

1602
01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:26,711
until there's evidence...

1603
01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:29,297
Oh, I've got to go. I'll call you back, Henry.

1604
01:14:29,381 --> 01:14:32,717
Well, it has been a pleasure, Mr. Presley.

1605
01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:34,302
And it's a great thing to know

1606
01:14:34,386 --> 01:14:37,555
that we have allies
in the entertainment community.

1607
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:39,891
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1608
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:42,810
You made the right choice, sir.

1609
01:14:42,895 --> 01:14:43,895
(NIXON CHUCKLING)

1610
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:49,650
And I swear, I will do whatever I can
to uphold the law, Mr. President.

1611
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,152
Well, it means a great deal to us

1612
01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:53,571
that you're so willing to lend a hand.

1613
01:14:53,906 --> 01:14:54,989
Thank you, Mr. President.

1614
01:14:55,073 --> 01:14:58,576
And now, as a small token
of my appreciation,

1615
01:14:58,702 --> 01:15:00,161
I would like to present you with a gift.

1616
01:15:00,245 --> 01:15:01,496
- Oh.
- Sonny?

1617
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,997
Those dudes took it, boss.

1618
01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:04,248
Those rent-a-cops out front.

1619
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,751
- You mean the Secret Service.
- Yes, sir. They got it.

1620
01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:07,835
Oh, they've got his gift.

1621
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,670
Would you go find it, Chapin,
and bring it back?

1622
01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:10,755
Yes, sir.

1623
01:15:13,008 --> 01:15:14,050
(DOOR OPENS)

1624
01:15:14,384 --> 01:15:15,927
(CHUCKLING)

1625
01:15:18,889 --> 01:15:20,890
Mr. President, you know any karate?

1626
01:15:21,725 --> 01:15:23,726
No. I have to admit
I don't know any karate, no.

1627
01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:26,771
Well, it's not just about self-defense.

1628
01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:29,440
It's about self-control.

1629
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,026
Mind and body discipline, you know.

1630
01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:34,278
Would you like to see a demonstration?

1631
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:36,030
Well, I think we probably have to...

1632
01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:37,365
(SNAPS FINGERS) Sonny.

1633
01:15:37,991 --> 01:15:38,991
(NIXON SIGHS)

1634
01:15:42,746 --> 01:15:43,955
All right, where should I...

1635
01:15:44,081 --> 01:15:45,540
No, you just back up, Mr. President.

1636
01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:46,624
Oh, oh.

1637
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,167
(ELVIS EXHALES)

1638
01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:51,462
Fumikiri!

1639
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:53,381
- Mawashi-geri!
- Mawashi-geri!

1640
01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:56,884
Now, what I basically just said
is that I'm going to engage him in a fumikiri,

1641
01:15:57,427 --> 01:16:00,888
which is like an upward thrust to the jaw
followed by a high kick,

1642
01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:05,059
which most likely in real life
would render the recipient unconscious.

1643
01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:07,979
Sonny, come on.

1644
01:16:10,482 --> 01:16:11,482
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1645
01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:17,655
(ELVIS PANTING)

1646
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:20,741
That's how you could
take down your opponent

1647
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:22,326
in the Shotokan style.

1648
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:25,413
Well, that is very impressive.

1649
01:16:25,497 --> 01:16:28,249
That's how I learned
to develop these knuckles of steel.

1650
01:16:30,335 --> 01:16:32,086
Hey, come on, feel them.

1651
01:16:32,337 --> 01:16:33,838
Oh, uh... (CHUCKLES)

1652
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,965
All right, now slap 'em.

1653
01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:37,341
Oh, uh...

1654
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,510
Slap 'em. Come on, harder.

1655
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,304
Harder. Let it out. Let it out.

1656
01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:42,555
(EXCLAIMS)

1657
01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:46,517
Those are the steel claws
of a tiger, Mr. President.

1658
01:16:47,352 --> 01:16:48,352
(DOOR OPENING)

1659
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:50,354
Mr. President.

1660
01:16:51,523 --> 01:16:52,773
Thanks, boss.

1661
01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:54,650
Let me just check this is clear.

1662
01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:55,818
Already clear.

1663
01:16:58,113 --> 01:16:59,155
Okay.

1664
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:00,698
Fantastic.

1665
01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:02,617
This is a chrome-plated,

1666
01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:04,869
World War ll commemorative,
Colt model 1911,

1667
01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,871
semi-automatic,.45-caliber pistol.

1668
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,625
The 1911 is a model of power and reliability.

1669
01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:14,462
And designed by
the great John Moses Browning himself.

1670
01:17:14,546 --> 01:17:15,546
NIXON: Wow!

1671
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,797
I'm sure I don't have to tell you,

1672
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:19,634
this is a standard issue side arm
of the United States Armed Forces

1673
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:22,553
and, well, is
my preferred weapon of choice, too, sir.

1674
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:26,057
What is the engraving there, on the side?

1675
01:17:26,141 --> 01:17:27,892
This is a real collector's piece, sir.

1676
01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:31,896
You see, it says
"December 11 th, 1941 to May 7th, 1943."

1677
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,565
That is in commemoration of
the European, African,

1678
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,233
and Middle Eastern theater of operations.

1679
01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:38,486
Well, that's when I was there. '43.

1680
01:17:38,570 --> 01:17:39,737
I know, sir.

1681
01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:42,657
- That's why I got it for you.
- (CHUCKLES)

1682
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:44,909
And these here are the...

1683
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:48,663
Well, that's where the silver bullets
are supposed to be.

1684
01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:51,082
I suppose the Secret Service
took care of that.

1685
01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:53,084
Hmm.

1686
01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:56,087
Well, this is an incredible gift.

1687
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:59,090
And I am so gratefuI that
you have gotten this for me.

1688
01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:01,008
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, you're welcome, sir.

1689
01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:02,843
I tried to present Vice President Agnew

1690
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,762
with a very special side arm as well.

1691
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:06,389
But he refused.

1692
01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,015
Well, that surprises me.

1693
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:11,102
Yeah. Well, he said because
he's an elected official

1694
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,770
he wasn't allowed to accept gifts.

1695
01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:15,022
But that he would be glad to accept it
once he left office...

1696
01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:16,440
Excuse me, Mr. President.

1697
01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:20,069
Yeah. Good job.
(CHUCKLES)

1698
01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:23,030
Well, I suppose I should be
getting ready for my shindig.

1699
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:25,449
Well, it's been an absolute pleasure, Elvis.

1700
01:18:25,575 --> 01:18:27,034
Thank you, Mr. President. You as well.

1701
01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:28,536
Mr. Presley.

1702
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:30,121
- Oh.
- To Julie.

1703
01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:31,789
Julie.

1704
01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:33,541
What's the matter,
the other one don't like me?

1705
01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:36,043
Oh, she likes the Beach Boys.

1706
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:37,962
- The Beach Boys.
- (CHUCKLING)

1707
01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:39,380
Good Vibrations.

1708
01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:45,052
You want one too, Bud?

1709
01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,303
If you don't mind, Mr. Presley.

1710
01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:48,139
- Of course.
- (NIXON CLEARS THROAT)

1711
01:18:50,308 --> 01:18:51,559
Thank you.

1712
01:18:51,643 --> 01:18:52,977
No sweat, man. Sonny.

1713
01:19:04,156 --> 01:19:05,156
Sayonara.

1714
01:19:13,665 --> 01:19:15,583
Good day. I like him. Let me see that.

1715
01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:16,792
(SIGHS)

1716
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,716
Oh... (LAUGHS)

1717
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,009
"Cool cat. "

1718
01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:27,511
You guys think I'm a cool cat?

1719
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:31,182
I like it. All right.

1720
01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:32,516
Get me Henry on the phone.

1721
01:19:32,809 --> 01:19:35,019
You know, I've told him 1,000 times,

1722
01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:36,228
we have to wear them down.

1723
01:19:36,313 --> 01:19:38,522
We just wear down,
and this whole goddamn thing

1724
01:19:38,648 --> 01:19:40,191
between the Iraqis and the Syrians

1725
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:41,692
will go away in a couple of weeks.

1726
01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:43,444
Go on, go on. For God's sake.

1727
01:19:44,821 --> 01:19:46,447
- FINLATOR: On my honor...
- ELVIS: On my honor...

1728
01:19:46,531 --> 01:19:48,783
FINLATOR: I will never
betray my badge,

1729
01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:52,244
my integrity, my character or the public trust.

1730
01:19:52,329 --> 01:19:55,289
I will never betray my badge,
my integrity, my character

1731
01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:56,957
or the public trust.

1732
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,334
So help me God.

1733
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:00,294
So help me God.

1734
01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:03,339
- Thank you, sir.
- Congratulations.

1735
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:04,965
- Mmm-hmm.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

1736
01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:07,676
Well, sweetheart, I'm glad you like it.

1737
01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:09,970
Oh, yeah, no, he was very nice.

1738
01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:11,722
Yes, very well-informed.

1739
01:20:12,724 --> 01:20:16,227
Well, perhaps your dad
is cooler than you'd like to think?

1740
01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,728
Ow! Damn it.

1741
01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:33,244
(CHUCKLES)

1742
01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:44,922
What goes up must come down

1743
01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:49,385
Spinnin' wheel, got to go round

1744
01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:54,974
Talkin' 'bout your troubles,
it's a cryin' sin

1745
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:59,562
Ride a painted pony,
let the spinnin' wheel spin

1746
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,273
You got no money

1747
01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:04,608
You got no home

1748
01:21:05,527 --> 01:21:09,154
Spinnin' wheel, all alone

1749
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:14,118
Talkin' 'bout your troubles
and you, you never learn

1750
01:21:15,078 --> 01:21:19,456
Ride a painted pony,
let the spinnin' wheel turn

1751
01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:24,044
Did you find the directing sign

1752
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:28,132
On the straight and narrow highway

1753
01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:34,054
Would you mind a reflecting sign

1754
01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:38,309
Just let it shine within your mind

1755
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:43,314
And show you the colors

1756
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:46,150
That are real

1757
01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,997
Yeah, I guess I'm back.

1758
01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:08,339
Someone's waitin' just for you

1759
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:13,135
Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true

1760
01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:18,766
Drop all your troubles by the riverside

1761
01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:23,854
Catch a painted pony
on the spinnin' wheel ride

1762
01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:28,525
Ha!

1763
01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:15,364
Someone's waitin' just for you

1764
01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:20,577
Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true

1765
01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,499
Drop all your troubles by the riverside

1766
01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:30,921
Ride a painted pony,
let the spinnin' wheel fly