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Ah, Winchester University.

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Hello.

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The writers of this
program are depending

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on my ethnic but nonthreatening voice

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to explain things they are too lazy
to set up traditionally.

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Only two months into the semester,

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and already the ninth
Ivy League's quads buzz

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with future Olympians and presidents,

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with innovators trying
to crack the next Facebook,

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with diverse students being forced
into group shots

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for the admissions brochure.

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One of Winchester's
most well-known groups

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is the humor magazine Pastiche,

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whose members have left
their mark as satirists,

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television writers,

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and most recently...

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hosts of a blackface party.

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Yeah!

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Ah, look, Serena Williams.

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That's an actual black person.

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That's... I guess Nicki Minaj?

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I'm not sure.

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Even more blackface.

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Apparently this is a thing
that white children are into.

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Google it.

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If you couldn't tell, there's lots more

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going on at this party...

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...than meets the eye.

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Oh, more actual black people.

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I wonder if they'll find this amusing.

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- How dare you?
- This is bullshit.

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- What the hell is this?
- You are not Beyoncé.

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They do not.

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Everyone back in the house right now!

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Drinks down!

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Unpacking this egregious event

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will take some time,

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but an excellent place to begin
our saga is with Samantha White,

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a junior media studies major
and local provocateur.

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Slavery in America.

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Anybody like to volunteer
to lead the discussion?

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As one of the few black faces

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in this mostly white place...

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- Anyone?
- ...Sam had become

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used to episodes like this...

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Anyone with some special connection

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to the material?

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...and run-ins like these.

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You look like Beyoncé.

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Storm from the X-Men.

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Wait, what are you?

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Sam had enough

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and took to Winchester's
syndicated student radio station.

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Dear white people, here's a little tip.

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When you ask someone
who looks ethnically different,

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"What are you?"

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the answer is usually,

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"A person about to slap
the shit out of you."

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While Sam's show,
aptly titled Dear White People,

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garnered a diverse set of listeners...

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Who is this chick?

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...others was butthurt.

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Keeping with its vow to mock anyone

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deemed too self-important,

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Pastiche set out to take
down Samantha White

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by throwing a politically
incorrect party

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for all those burdened by her demands

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for racial sensitivity.

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However, after pressure
from the administration,

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the party was canceled.

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But somehow, unbeknownst to Pastiche,

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an invite went out anyway.

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And it is here we find
Sam and her camera,

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at the epicenter
of one of the biggest scandals

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to hit Winchester so far.

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And like most parties,

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the hangover from this one...

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is a motherfucker.

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Dear white people,

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here's a list of acceptable
Halloween costumes:

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a pirate,

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slutty nurse,

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any of our first 43 presidents.

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Top of the list
of unacceptable costumes: me.

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Winchester couldn't get through 2017
without blackface?

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I being too loud for you?

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You know I stay woke, Sam,

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but right now, I'm getting the tea

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on how to be waist thin and ass thick

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from this white bitch in Texas.

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Okay, one, you're gorge.

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And, two, is "white bitch in Texas"
her government name?

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Her name's Marian Updike,
and she's the founder

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of the Think Slim online course,

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and she be dropping the knowledge I need
to drop my sophomore 16.

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Not a thing.

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I'm learning how
to enjoy a decadent McRib.

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Miss Updike told me to cut it
into fourths and count my chews.

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Thirty, by the way.

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I can't with you,

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and what's more, I won't.

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Look.

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For those of you
who thought our ivory tower

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was immune to this type of shit...

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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

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Okay, I'm pretty sure the McRib
was invented by Republicans in the '80s

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to destroy black communities,

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along with crack and Jerry Springer.

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Suck it, Reagan. I'm still here.

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And please know that I will
be showing up on McRib day

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in a Shirley Chisholm T-shirt

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sans internal conflict.

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Is McRib day a thing?

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Where are you getting
these Shirley Chisholm T-shirts?

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Forever 21.
Girl, you know I have no shame.

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Well...

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- Aside from my one secret shame.
- Only one?

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Sam, I've been secretly streaming
The Cosby Show.

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My conscience? Riddled with guilt.

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It's just really convenient

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that this all came out
once white people realized

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he was rich enough to buy NBC.

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I mean, he probably did that shit.

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I'm just saying.

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Yeah, probably.

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All right, y'all.
Five minutes left for call-ins.

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Give me your worst.

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I find your show offensive

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and highly divisive.

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We need to come together
at times like this.

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Are you a white male?

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Why? Race is a social construct.

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I'll take that as a yes.

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Look, I didn't create the divide.

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I'm just calling attention to it.

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"Dear White People"?

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Even you have to admit

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your show comes off aggressive.

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Dear White People is a misnomer.

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My show is meant to articulate

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the feelings of a misrepresented group

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outside the majority.

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I get it.

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The realization that you contribute

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to a racist society can be unsettling,

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but you sound like
a grown-ass woman to me.

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Next.

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Listen, the man could take an episode

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about Rudy getting a B-minus

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and stretch it into a half hour
of comedic gold.

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Oh, God, I pray he didn't stretch
little Rudy out

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in any other way.

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- Bitch, you going to hell.
- I'll save you a seat.

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Thanks for saying
what we're all thinking.

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Sometimes, I feel like I don't belong
on my own campus.

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Right?

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They too busy patting themselves
on the back for letting us in.

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Hey, thanks for hanging out
during the show.

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You give me shit, but if I wasn't there
to talk about the McRib...

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Shit would get way too real
for a Monday morning.

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I got you, always.

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We chilling before Black Caucus?

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- I got plans.
- Hmm.

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Dick-related plans?

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Ain't nobody got time for no dick.

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Not even Reggie's?

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Shh.

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He's coming over here.

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Anyway, I gotta cut my
footage for doc class.

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Just text me when you're going down.

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Hmm, how about you text me

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when you're done going down, mm-kay?

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You...

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- What's up, Sam?
- Hey.

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'Sup, Reggie?

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So, uh, what you up to?

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Did you, uh...

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Mm-hmm.

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Twice.

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What?

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That's such an unfair advantage.

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What are you doing?

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Uh, crushing candy.

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- Right after?
- Mm-hmm.

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What level are you on?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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- Absolutely not.
- What?

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You're supposed to spread
all this jelly, you know.

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- Ew.
- It's not "ew."

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It's imperative to the game. Look.

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Come here. Okay.

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Look, this is why
you're still stuck on level 20.

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Yeah? Spreading this digital goo.

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This is one of the most
pressing issues of our time.

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Okay, you gonna give me
my phone back, though.

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What? No.

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- Gabe.
- What?

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Give me my phone back.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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- Give...
- No.

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- Gabe.
- No.

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You're so silly.

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Gabe?

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What? You want this?

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- You don't want it?
- Mnh-mnh.

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No?

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You think you're so slick.

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Okay, no, no, no, no.

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- No, no.
- What? What?

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Stop, you're gonna mess up my hair.

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- Huh?
- Like, more.

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Yeah, I am.

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I'm gonna mess up that hair

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like a light drizzle
on a much too humid day.

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Reggie wants you.

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Shit.

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I'm supposed to represent
for the BSU at this caucus.

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Mm.

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Oh.

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Reggie's a...

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Reggie's a cool guy.

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Yeah, except for when he corners you

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with a "'Sup?"

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Or a "So..."

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Ellipses implied.

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You guys gonna talk about the party?

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What else?

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Man, it's just so fucked.

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You know I could, uh...

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I could come with.

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Oh.

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No, it's cool.

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It's, um...

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It's members only.

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So... you're a shark.

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That's cool. I get that.

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You know, you're always moving,

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and you only slow down to kill...

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Gabe, I know how analogies work.

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I guess what I'm saying
is, you know, it's, uh...

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You know, romance in a place like this,

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it's been reduced to, like,
hooking up, you know?

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Mm, romance.

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It doesn't exist here.

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I want to be more than just
a hot lay for you, Sam.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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What CW show are we in?

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You know what I'm trying to say.

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You want more.

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Yeah.

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Oh. Um...

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I gotta go get a shower.

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So...

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Later, gator.

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Lionel Higgins, right?

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Um, yes.

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From the Winchester Independent.

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Covering this meeting.

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I just need someone
to give me the lay of the land.

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Sure.

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You did that article
about breaking up the party.

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Yeah.

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Why haven't we heard of you before?

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I'm not that notable.

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Something tells me that's not true.

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Well, generally speaking,

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Black Caucus is when
the different black student unions

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at Winchester get together
for a completely masturbatory

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00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,702
and pointless pissing contest
under the guise of unity.

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Held during lunchtime
at Armstrong Parker once a month

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because nobody wants
to make room on their schedule.

273
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- And we already eat here.
- Is this off the record?

274
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You can quote us all you want.

275
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We got the Black Student
Union, headed by me,

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Winchester's first and
only relevant group

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fighting for black causes on campus.

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We got the African-American
Student Union,

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or AASU, which basically does nothing

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and takes credit for
the work of the BSU.

281
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They claim mac and cheese Wednesdays,

282
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,522
but we made that shit happen.

283
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,523
Yes.

284
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,567
We got Black American Forum or Black AF.

285
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,444
Mostly mediocre slam poets.

286
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,446
They make hashtags and T-shirts.

287
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- And throw dope parties.
- Mm-hmm.

288
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,866
- And then there's...
- CORE.

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00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,868
The Coalition of Racial Equality.

290
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,830
And the only group here invited to sit

291
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,790
at the dean's quarterly student council.

292
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,084
Don't say "the dean"
like he's not your father.

293
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,169
- Hi, Lionel.
- Hi, Troy.

294
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,380
I trust your story's portrayal
of these fine groups

295
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,631
will go unbiased.

296
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,925
You got it, Troy.

297
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,301
Some things never change.

298
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,553
Some things do.

299
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,263
Coco.

300
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,848
CORE's new treasurer.

301
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,224
Colandrea.

302
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:32,437
C-o-l-a-n-d-r-e-a.

303
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,896
For accuracy.

304
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:38,109
Don't do it with that mess atop your
head you like to pass off as natural,

305
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,319
held together by bobby pins and prayer?

306
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,863
- Lord.
- You want to go there?

307
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,531
With half of India's GDP atop your head?

308
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,949
- Oh.
- They kinda got beef.

309
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,702
- Picked that up.
- We have nothing, sweets.

310
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,120
I happen to find her viewpoints

311
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,621
to be little more than self-serving,

312
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,540
blacker-than-thou propaganda.

313
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,042
Feel free to quote me, Lionel.

314
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,753
Yo, fam, can we cut
the Love & Hip Hop auditions

315
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,754
and get to it?

316
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,213
Post-racial my ass.

317
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,631
Everyone said we were crying wolf,

318
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,091
but this is our proof.

319
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,218
A bunch of white kids
dressing up like us?

320
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,262
I mean, this is some real shit.

321
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,347
Yeah, guys, you know what this is?

322
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,975
- This is racism.
- What a revelation, Kelsey.

323
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,436
Somebody should write this down.
Paper boy, you got that?

324
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,104
I thought this kind of thing

325
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,024
only happened in the '50s
or in BuzzFeed articles.

326
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,275
I don't feel safe.

327
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,027
I'd like to use this meeting

328
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:25,239
to cull some thoughts that CORE
can actually take to the dean.

329
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,866
What the hell's the Coalish gonna do?

330
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,743
Y'all should let the BSU take lead

331
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,037
because we've been fighting these issues
since jump.

332
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,872
We need a march on campus, fam.

333
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,124
- ♪Sinchester.
- Uh-huh.

334
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,752
- ♪BlackFarceParty.
- Yeah, yeah.

335
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,088
- ♪FuckThePolice!
- Uh-huh.

336
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,048
- Yeah.
- That one's evergreen.

337
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,023
Damn straight. These
kids amuse themselves

338
00:14:45,048 --> 00:14:47,536
by wearing black bodies as costumes,

339
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,097
and we're the only ones upset?

340
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,265
We got to bust this campus wide open.

341
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,142
Yes, Brother Malcolm.

342
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,269
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ku-sa.

343
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,771
Just to play devs,

344
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,606
all my white friends
are talking about it.

345
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,400
- So all your friends?
- Yelling at people

346
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,985
who are already on our side
using hashtags and marches?

347
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,488
Cathartic though it may be,

348
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,864
it just makes us look angry.

349
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,282
We are angry, Kelsey.

350
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,243
So the AASU proposes we do nothing.

351
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,661
That's not what she said.

352
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,955
Pastiche are the bad guys.

353
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,957
- Let's go after them.
- For what?

354
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,834
Their editor is Kurt Fletcher.

355
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,001
Son of the president.

356
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,629
Nothing is going to happen
to him or Pastiche.

357
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,089
You know, in the real world,

358
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,259
kids are getting shot by cops
for being black.

359
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,302
Voter rights are still being suppressed.

360
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,096
Our criminal justice system

361
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,973
continues to propagate a new Jim Crow.

362
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,308
This isn't about a college magazine.

363
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,352
This is about a movement.

364
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,689
We're surrounded by the future
leaders of this country,

365
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,732
and we finally got their ear.

366
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,527
- So what do we want to say?
- About what now?

367
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,030
You just got tagged on this.

368
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,380
Miss Black Power over here
dating white boys.

369
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,197
So...

370
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,321
what y'all talking 'bout?

371
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,656
Pussy.

372
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,908
Bitches.

373
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,242
Sam, I was saying nothing,

374
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,660
because it is none of my business

375
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,120
what goes on behind your sheets.

376
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,206
It's "between your sheets," Rashid.

377
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,541
I speak five languages.

378
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,044
You speak one, barely.
Do not correct my English.

379
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,921
"Do not correct my English."

380
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,047
Sam...

381
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,509
I'm happy if you're happy.

382
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,843
Okay?

383
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,809
What?

384
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,021
Nothing.

385
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,321
Talking shit behind my back?

386
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,114
You're fucking someone behind mine.

387
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,535
He's my TA from doc class.

388
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,328
We went for drinks once over the summer,

389
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,455
and you know there ain't
shit to do over the summer.

390
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,748
You know what?

391
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,334
I'm happy for you, Sam.

392
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,253
Don't do that, Jo. Not you.

393
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,046
I have to unpack my best friend

394
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,673
having a secret bae.

395
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,049
Secret or white?

396
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,759
Both.

397
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,636
You know I'm biracial, so technically...

398
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,929
Look, don't.

399
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,222
You're not Rashida Jones biracial.

400
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,723
You're Tracee Ellis Ross biracial.

401
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,141
People think of you as black.

402
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,102
This is why I didn't say shit.

403
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,104
No, you didn't say shit
because you stay talking

404
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,730
about how we can't give up on our men.

405
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,315
Sam, we met in the comments section

406
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,858
of that Medium article you wrote.

407
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,610
"Don't Fall in Love with Your Oppressor:

408
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,029
A Black Girl's Guide
to Love at Winchester."

409
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,573
That one got so many likes.

410
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,993
What's crazy is you got guys like Reggie
wanting to drink your bathwater.

411
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,869
He's literally Dap from
School Daze, but darker,

412
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,746
and you pass him up for Mackle-less?

413
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,124
I thought I knew who I was.

414
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,834
I thought I knew what I wanted,

415
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,794
but when I'm with him,

416
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,045
I don't know.

417
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,338
I...

418
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,301
It's like a respite from everything.

419
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,636
We're goofy.

420
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,513
We reference obscure movies.

421
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,806
We watch Game of Thrones.

422
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,349
That shit with dragons set in the world

423
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,268
where no one's black except the slaves?

424
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,644
I've tried to break it off before,

425
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,146
but he sends one text,

426
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,440
and I can't help but smile all day long.

427
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,899
You hate smiling.

428
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,867
So this is a thing?

429
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,749
Yeah, this is a thing.

430
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,132
He looks like the white dude

431
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,550
in the picture that
comes with the frame.

432
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,054
He does.

433
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,392
Fuck.

434
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,727
What you got?

435
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,438
It's just something I gotta handle.

436
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,691
So when are we gonna meet him?

437
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,778
Mm...

438
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,616
She's not afraid of the truth.

439
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,867
Why are you?

440
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,983
Miss White, please take a seat.

441
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,496
So many showed.

442
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,686
Hey.

443
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,670
Don't want to bug,
but I know you forget to eat.

444
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,006
Holy shit.

445
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,467
Is this the party?

446
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,849
You okay?

447
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,060
"Hate it when bae leaves"?

448
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,278
Uh, yeah, I know.

449
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,988
But, you know, uh, in my defense,

450
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,116
the use of "bae" was purely ironic.

451
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,453
You didn't think to ask

452
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,996
before you posted that?

453
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,039
Uh...

454
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,499
Um, I'm sorry.

455
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,461
Are you embarrassed?

456
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,378
Gabe...

457
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,633
the best part of us
is that it was just us.

458
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,635
Now I feel like I've got
the entire Black Caucus

459
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:02,762
in my bedroom.

460
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,388
Could be kinda hot.

461
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,223
Oh, okay.

462
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,203
You're joking.

463
00:21:07,228 --> 00:21:09,918
I'm only a Millennial on paper.

464
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,479
I didn't realize that an Instagram post

465
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,022
was a relationship
stage to be navigated.

466
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,483
- Well, it is.
- Okay.

467
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,526
We can go slow.

468
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:23,240
I just want to go somewhere.

469
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:30,748
Don't.

470
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,208
I don't know what you're talking about.

471
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,959
Don't Gosling-eye me.

472
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,044
Who, this guy?

473
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,757
What are you doing tomorrow night?

474
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,302
What do you got?

475
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,348
What are you wearing?

476
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,558
What are you talking about?
We're gonna watch a TV show.

477
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,061
Not just a TV show.

478
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,230
Defamation Wednesdays are the epicenter

479
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,564
of black college life.

480
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,816
Okay.

481
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,943
- Don't you have some Js?
- Oh.

482
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,154
Wait, are you trying to My Fair
Lady me for your black friends?

483
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,155
A little.

484
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,826
Oh, so in this instance, you want
me to appropriate your culture.

485
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,495
No, I...

486
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,372
Mm.

487
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,748
- That's...
- Coming?

488
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:17,211
Oh, God. Since when do you
even wear sweatpants?

489
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,629
I wear them all the time.

490
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,589
You're always taking 'em off of me.

491
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,346
Well, shit, Sam,
if I knew you liked 'em light,

492
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,597
I woulda hollered.

493
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,395
Hey, I'm Gabe.

494
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,813
Joelle.

495
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,405
You listen to me,

496
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,198
and you listen very carefully.

497
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,658
Yes!

498
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,994
Yes, coat. And the boots.

499
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,829
You do not own me.

500
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,081
I am not your property. You do not look.

501
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,417
You do not touch. You do not grope.

502
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,377
And you definitely do not pinch my ass

503
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,962
at the White House
Correspondents' Dinner.

504
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,672
Yes!

505
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,424
He's cheating.

506
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,051
Well, you don't seem to mind
any other time.

507
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,303
There were cameras there.

508
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,305
Roland Martin was a mere two feet away,

509
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,515
and we all know how he loves
to blast people on Twitter.

510
00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:14,602
I'm still in therapy
from the last time I was trending.

511
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,395
- But I'm in love with you.
- You better tell him.

512
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,504
Mm-hmm.

513
00:23:18,621 --> 00:23:20,582
You are the leader of the free world.

514
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,735
You don't get to fall in love.

515
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,778
And what about you?

516
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,947
I'm in love with my job,

517
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,949
which is to get
little bitch babies like you

518
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,618
to act like grown-ass men

519
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,703
when the world needs
them to do their job.

520
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,496
That's my girl.

521
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,290
'Cause she gotta say
something to him, right?

522
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,959
- I mean...
- Well, I've got a job for you.

523
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,711
Blow me.

524
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,963
Right here in the Oval Office.

525
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,340
On that eagle!

526
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,093
Oh, hell no.

527
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,264
Yes, Mr. President.

528
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,515
- No!
- Oh!

529
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,600
What?

530
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,810
Are you serious?

531
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,771
I pledge allegiance to your cock.

532
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:02,107
- Wow. Wow. Wow.
- She nasty.

533
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,570
Daddy?

534
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,575
- I can't.
- Okay, wait, wait.

535
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,286
- So who is that?
- That's her father.

536
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,997
Well, actually a clone of her father

537
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,540
who works undercover for the CIA

538
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,709
after her real father's untimely death.

539
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,044
Provided the perfect cover.

540
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,504
That's a little, uh...

541
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,755
that's a little far-fetched.

542
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,508
Does every American show revolve around

543
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,510
fellatio-related cliffhangers?

544
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,428
Hey, it's in our Constitution.

545
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,472
Black lives are degraded without regard,

546
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,432
and we in here watching TV.

547
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,935
This is how the revolution dies.

548
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,854
Hey, I was thinking

549
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,439
we should have a sit-in.

550
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:43,691
Maybe in Bechet's dining hall?

551
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,401
Where the white legacy kids live?

552
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,694
Exactly.

553
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:50,948
Engage the part of the student body
that has the luxury of ignoring us.

554
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:54,284
Not everything we do has to be geared
toward white people, Sam.

555
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,121
Hey, is this about the party?

556
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,664
Nah.

557
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,624
We planning to protest the library.

558
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,209
Too many books in that motherfucker.

559
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,256
You know, in 2017,

560
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,757
I can't believe something like this
could happen.

561
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,260
Really? 'Cause I can.

562
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,011
I mean, it's almost
like you and I attend

563
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,596
two totally separate schools.

564
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,473
Hey, man, I'm just as
pissed off as you are.

565
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,392
- Not possible.
- No, uh...

566
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,519
Look, that's not what I meant.

567
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:23,147
Bro, just because you got
a black chick on your arm

568
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,566
doesn't mean you get
to Miley Cyrus our pain, a'ight?

569
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,276
Reggie. Chill.

570
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,111
No, no, no. No, no, look.

571
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,781
You're absolutely right.
I have no idea how you feel.

572
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,033
But I want to.

573
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,160
Look, I'm Gabe.

574
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,619
Why are you even here?

575
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,913
What are you gonna do, hit me?

576
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,418
It might surprise you,

577
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,880
but I don't use my fists
to solve problems.

578
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,840
Hit you?

579
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,635
Nigga, I should hit you
for thinking that I would hit you.

580
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,521
You know what?

581
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,316
It's not worth it.

582
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,569
Ga...

583
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,741
Sam... I'm sorry.

584
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,743
Everything that's going... Sam.

585
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,870
- Sam, you okay?
- Turn it up.

586
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:21,997
Daddy?

587
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,500
But I buried you on Tuesday.

588
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,460
Holla if you need me, girl!

589
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,962
Ooh, shit!

590
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,842
Hey, are you all right?

591
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,887
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry to embarrass
you in front of all your friends.

592
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,224
Oh, so you felt like the odd man out
for two minutes.

593
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,185
Guess what. I feel like that
every day on this campus.

594
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,479
Yes, society sucks,

595
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,022
but I would never let my friends

596
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,399
make you feel you didn't
belong in my world.

597
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,864
Oh, and don't worry.
I'm gonna delete the post.

598
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:00,953
Sam?

599
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,542
Can we talk?

600
00:27:08,036 --> 00:27:10,462
Wait, you hacked
into Dean Fairbanks' computer?

601
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,005
That's a thing that can happen?

602
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,633
Some CS major
ran a redirected shell script,

603
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,093
analyzed the active network interface,

604
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,551
and routed...

605
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,680
Yes, it's a thing that can happen.

606
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,974
What's this got to do with me?

607
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,045
Sam...

608
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,854
we have hard evidence

609
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:30,232
that someone broke into
Pastiche's Facebook account

610
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,942
and sent out an invite

611
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,427
for the blackface party.

612
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,467
Shit.

613
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,961
My editor wants to run with the
story as soon as possible,

614
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,241
but...

615
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:44,246
if someone else breaks
it before we do...

616
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:46,790
You know?

617
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,334
You'd ruin your own scoop?

618
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,878
I guess I just don't like the idea

619
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:52,713
of telling someone else's truth.

620
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,678
♪ I've got
a one-way ticket ♪

621
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,483
Sam! I'm so glad you're here.

622
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:17,029
I just need you to leave immediately.

623
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,615
What are you talking about?
What's she doing here?

624
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,909
Listen, I'm just filling your time slot
with Dear Abigail

625
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,827
until this whole blackface controversy
blows over.

626
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,370
Dear Abigail?

627
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,080
I'm getting complaints from all over.

628
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,707
I've had trolls since day one.

629
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,375
Okay, people just don't get

630
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,127
how you can have a show
called Dear White People

631
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,463
and then complain about a party
called Dear Black People.

632
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,298
If I hear "reverse
racism" one more time...

633
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,300
Reverse racism?

634
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,093
- Really?
- Yeah.

635
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,597
I get it.

636
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,099
- You were just doing your job.
- Thank you.

637
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,352
Well, would you mind if I
read some of the complaints?

638
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,229
Sure, yeah, yeah. Come to my office.

639
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:53,482
I could not believe there's
so many racists on this campus.

640
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,900
The more you know, right?

641
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,069
I guess you know.
You must get this all the time.

642
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,821
- Hey, hey!
- ...a very bad roommate

643
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,114
my freshman year.

644
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,617
- You? Out.
- Okay.

645
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,035
- Yeah, excuse me.
- Okay.

646
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,161
Sorry.

647
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:15,379
Dear white people, wow.

648
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,131
Y'all really trying it.

649
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:21,760
I get that being reduced
to a race-based generalization

650
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:26,348
is a new and devastating experience
for some of you,

651
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,849
but here's the difference.

652
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,769
My jokes don't incarcerate your youth

653
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,604
at alarming rates

654
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,189
or make it unsafe for you

655
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:37,234
to walk around your own neighborhoods.

656
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,278
But yours do.

657
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:42,406
When you mock or belittle us,

658
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,741
you enforce an existing system.

659
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,121
Cops everywhere
staring down the barrel of a gun

660
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,539
at a black man

661
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,417
don't see a human being.

662
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,877
They see a caricature...

663
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,504
a thug...

664
00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:58,547
a nigger.

665
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,008
A nigger. A nigger.

666
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,885
So... nah!

667
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,304
You don't get to show up

668
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,015
in a Halloween costume version of us

669
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:11,184
and claim irony or ignorance,

670
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,686
not anymore.

671
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,066
Before this party...

672
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,527
a POC on this campus

673
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,946
couldn't even think the word "racism"

674
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,409
without being accused of crying wolf.

675
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,784
But just like it took

676
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,175
a Sandra Bland,

677
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,878
a Trayvon Martin,

678
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,566
and a Philando Castile

679
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,544
to wake some folks up,

680
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,297
this party is what it took

681
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,105
to wake this campus up.

682
00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:46,105
Look.

683
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:51,620
I sent the invite.

684
00:30:53,223 --> 00:30:54,488
I wrote it.

685
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:58,167
Broke into Pastiche's account
and sent it.

686
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:00,859
It was fascinating to see

687
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,569
what was lurking beneath the surface

688
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,237
when you were given an excuse to suspend

689
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:07,074
your polite, passive liberalism.

690
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:11,119
I considered it a
sociological experiment.

691
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,579
And guess what.

692
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,040
You proved my point.

693
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,628
Winchester, we got a problem.

694
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,175
Oh, one more thing.

695
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:26,968
To Gabe Mitchell,

696
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,179
I'm sorry.

697
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,889
Please forgive me.

698
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,393
♪ HateltWhen bae's mad.

699
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,840
I should say that to my roommate?

700
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,233
All she did was leave a
wet towel on my bed.

701
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,945
You know, I'll try it.

702
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,822
Thanks, Abigail.

703
00:32:57,082 --> 00:32:59,082
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