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(GUNSHOTS FIRING)
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(TAPPING SOFT)
To.
Hey, you bastards out there.
- Yes, it's them. - That's right.
If you do not know who we were,
You have not watched that damn Facebook page.
But I Kidnapping number one,
This Kidnap number two, okay?
And we're here to tell you bastards ...
Two.
Thank you for purchasing a movie
on VOD, DVD or whatever the hell format
you're watching it, but if you
not watch one of these formats
and you're a cheap bastard, is not good, fucking asshole bastard
it means you plow that damn movie
- and you, my friend ... - Dicks.
- Shit. - Yes.
- Piece of shit penis. - Dicks, yes.
Yes, you're a fucking dick, so.
Dicks!
You do not need to pirate bastard, okay?
We all spoil ours fucking in this movie
for three fucking years so you
can enjoy this bastard.
- All of you. - And after you finished
watch it, you will agree with us
These damn good movie, so ...
- They'll love it. - So, if you do a pirate
bastards, you know, if you fuckin
pirate butt or whatever the hell you want to call yourself.
- One of these. - Watch the damn movie
and after completion, then go buy
film motherfuckin, oke?
Buy it!
Because if you plow,
you'll know it's a good movie
and if you do not plow it, we want to thank you for ...
All.
You are some cool motherfucker
- and we appreciate you. - We are.
- We appreciate you, okay? - She and me.
- So, thank you very much. - Yes.
- Enjoy the damn movie. - Enjoy, ***!
- Peace out. - Peace!
(AIR LATE)
Hey, Rowdy.
Ya, Cletus?
Think how much we will get to kill this thing?
Approximately one million dollars.
And we'll split it as 50/50, right?
As?
400 thousand each?
You lost your damn mind?
We were split 50/50.
Damn, I can be a weapon, trap,
even bring that damn beer.
The only thing that I brought your ass along to
so you can help me drag her body
out of the forest damned.
Well.
I just wish so pretty, you know,
to help me get a new double wide.
Will need a hunting dog.
Maybe get a bass boat.
Yes, it should be enough for all of it.
You do not think the real big right, Cletus?
I think about 20 per cent.
Like a hundred Benjamins?
Ah, man, that would be amazing!
It worked for me!
Naturally, Cletus, whatever you say.
Let's just do it
silent so we can
sneak in this case.
(AIR LATE) (MUSIC Dramat)
I'm ready to get out of this damn boat.
Come on.
Here, take this damn paddle and stay on the ship for me.
Oh, my God.
I'll give you a gun.
Thank you, Rowdy.
I should have brought my sister.
Why, she's sexy?
(MUSIK EERIE) Rowdy, bung, Rowdy.
See, restricted area, do not go.
Well, hell, yes it is a restricted area.
You think they are fair to invite people
here to kill something?
Come on, damn it, get in front of me.
But the movie with the kids and witches,
- they're all dead! - I want to meet you
every time, marched.
And shut up, bitch.
You did see all the information it
I send you and learn all the pictures, right?
Well, of course, I do.
Good, because there are a ton of important
information there and if you do not know,
you will make us both killed.
Perhaps we should review it just to make sure
- I do not forget anything. - Damn, Cletus.
You did not see shit, right?
Okay, okay, you got me.
But, come on, what is the worst that can happen?
What is the worst? thing that could happen?
Are you kidding?
Let us wait a minute here review the rules, okay?
Rule one: certainly no pissin 'or shittin'
in the form of anything here in the woods.
If you're going to do it, you should do it
in bags or bottles because if this
You get the scent, he will go down
above us in a few seconds and he'll kill us both.
Number two: no loud noises, keep your voice down.
I told you that.
And number three: of course there is no immorality in any form.
Adultery?
You mean, like, get started?
Friend, I do not know what you can
planned for here but I do not like it.
It's okay if you are.
Cletus, I'm not gay
and I sure would not do to be gay with you if I was.
I'm just trying to tell you these things are territorial
and this is very important that you follow the rules.
It is the world's most hated male ejaculate.
So you just have zipped.
Keep your tally whacker in pants
and we'll be fine.
Now come on.
I actually got buttons instead of zippers.
(MUSIC Ominous)
Yes, that's right, Rowdy.
- Why do not you like me ... - Keep an eye on the tree.
Here slippery.
Wait.
(MUSIC Ominous)
Looks like a football.
It has toes.
And heels!
Sst.
Could we set a trap now?
Wait.
Not yet.
He's out there.
Let's go.
(MUSIC Ominous)
I will spread here, help me.
You and I are separated.
I'm going to take place there in the woods,
ye will take place here.
If you need anything, do not shout.
Well, you're just whistling sound like a little bird.
- Good? - All right, all right.
- Okay? - Well.
Let's go.
- Hei, Rowdy? - Ya
You know, since you brought it,
I'm a little pee.
Okay, take this jug with you
and you pee in it.
If you fill it, you drink it.
Of course I did not do it.
Yes, they do so on the Internet survival show all the time.
This is not the show survive!
If you pour it on the ground,
then it will smell it.
It will be upon us in no time.
(CLETUS SCOFFS)
Now, see, they said was good for you.
They even cook with it, now let's go.
Let's take these bastards.
Take your place.
Fucking kidding.
(CLETUS GROANS)
(MUSIC INTENSE)
Oh, rude, man!
I do not drink that shit.
(PLANT ANIMAL)
Oh, gross. Hey, Rowdy, I think I hear it!
- I think I heard it! - Cletus!
I told you to whistle!
Well, I pee in hand.
I had no hand sanitizer.
Cletus, you'll get us killed!
I think he's coming!
Stay away!
Pull it together, pull together, Cletus.
Cletus: He came, Rowdy!
Sst!
Hey, you'll get us killed!
I do not know where to go!
I do not know what to do!
I do not know where he is!
Oh shit
(MUSIC INTENSE)
Hey Hey!
He's behind you!
Cletus: Oh, shit!
- I got in pee again! - Turn it, shoot!
Shoot!
Come here or I'll come down there!
(LOUD LOUD) (Cletus SCREAMING)
(CLETUS CHOKING)
(Gunshot HARD AND growling)
(CLETUS CHOKING AND GURGLING)
(MUSIC INTENSE)
(HARD HARD)
(CAUSE THE SPREAD)
No, no, no!
No no no no no no!
(GROWTS ROWDY)
(BEASTLY GROWLING)
Not!
(ROWDY SCREAMING)
(MUSIC INTENSE)
(WOMEN WOMEN)
Fuck you watch there, friend?
Stay focus.
Dirt.
(VINNY LAUGHS)
- damn boy. - Oh, shit.
Hey bro.
What is the craziest thing you've done with the girl?
Here it is a girl at work,
she used to love to come down and suck my cock.
Every morning before others began to work.
Nice.
But I try to make love he once
in the bathroom it was being built,
she really fucking scared me.
It was like she rather be caught
with my cock in her mouth.
(MEN LAUGH)
Does not make sense.
But it was quite hot.
- Scorching hot. - Ah, but I had something
it'll blow your mind.
Happened to me last night.
Wait a minute, you told me
You have your penis sucking every day
at work and you never get caught?
Not every day, but
I have some smoked once a week, yes.
You are not afraid of being fired?
Not really, I mean, shit we used to
fixed through layoffs.
But the girl was telling the boss.
- I do not care. - Wait, wait, wait.
So he was not upset about it?
Not really.
He called me to his office and said,
if you caught your dick sucked in the workplace,
I should fire you
but until then, have fun.
Okay okay, enough.
Can I tell my story to you?
Yes, you tell the damn story, man.
It's a great story!
So last night I damn this super hot chick.
- Wow. - And he was a coward.
(WOMEN WOMEN)
(VINNY SPUTTERS)
Wow!
It is not a myth!
(VINNY LAUGHS)
He trashing you?
Her pussy shit out, man.
Yes, that's what I say.
The point is, she drank her juice
out of pussy, man.
So you're serious?
You really screwed asshole?
Myth?
I assure you, it is real.
Freaking me out, but it was very hot.
Oh shit, he just left.
Come on, man.
Shit, man!
I told you to stay alert, man.
What are you doing?
Only had a few seconds to make this shit happen.
How do I look, we okay?
Vinny: Yeah, got it inside out but what the hell.
Fuck.
Well, brother, this is what we want.
Okay, ready.
Jinx: Let's do it, man.
Let's do it.
- Here. - One two.
Hey, guys, do not leave me hanging.
VINNY: Oh, ya, ya, ya.
Damn, man.
- Ready? - One two.
(CLICK CAR DOOR OPEN)
Oh, my God.
This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy.
This is crazy!
(MUSIC INTENSE)
Not locked, let's go.
Come on come on come on come on!
Jinx: Okay, well.
(CLAMORS DOOR SHUT)
(MUSIC INTENSE)
Freeze, motherfucker! (MAN screams)
What is this?
What is that?
She fainted.
Yes, it's not really supposed to happen.
Oh, shit.
What is that?
Oh, shit.
What is this?
Ah, shit, not flushed.
Oh, menjijikkan. (TOILET FLUSHING)
I have to get something for his head.
We could not take him out like that.
I could see his ball bag, man.
Are we going to wipe his ass?
Jinx: You make me shit?
Do we need to wipe his ass?
I do not know
Jinx: Let's hope it's nonsense.
Will I pulled his pants?
I'll do it if you do head, man.
Jesus Christ.
(MAN SIGHS)
Vinny: It's yours idea, so to hell.
Oh, my God.
(JINX GROANS)
Oh, shit.
I think it's going to work, man.
I can not touch all of this, you know?
I was quite touched to me.
We'll fix it when he entered the van.
(MUSIC upbeat)
Oh, shit, he's heavy.
(MAN FARTS)
Oh, man, fart!
dammit
(MEN grunting)
- What is that? - Pay attention to where you are going.
Kiss my ass, lady.
Kissin ass outdated.
Lie down and I'll shit in your mouth.
What?
You should be nice, ladies,
or I will come back and steal your scooter.
You're not stealing scooter,
you bastard bastard.
What is this?
Ah, hell, man, let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Hey, jerk, where are you taking her?
I called the police.
(MUSIC INTENSE)
- What the fuck, man? - Unlock!
- You're supposed to help us. - Damn, damn, damn!
Do not you know how to knock the damn?
What the hell is this what you do
(MEN LISTEN)
Oh, shit!
Jesus Christ, okay, okay, okay.
- I told you to stay focused. - Go, go!
How do I change? emergency brake die?
Fuck, how?
Why did you set the emergency brake?
It's for safety's sake!
- Jesus Christ! - Mango!
The old woman would get our plate!
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, okay rag.
Cum everywhere, damn it!
Okay, oh, shit.
Okay, we're ready!
He is fine very quickly.
Okay, glue hands.
(MAN GRUNTS)
- Okay okay. - I thought it was pretty good.
It worked.
What a rush, huh?
I was not expecting it.
I'm going to lie down.
(VINNY CHUCKLES)
Whoo! (Chuckles)
Oh man.
What are you doing, man?
Hornball damn.
Hey, what are you listening to?
It's my song.
Vinny: That's your song?
This is my jam.
Damn that sucks.
It's rock n 'roll, man!
Ya!
(ROCK MUSIC)
¬ a great time on the other side
¬ In
¬ From my
¬ Pop genocide
¬ The big man with a sick car
¬ Therefore it shine
¬ That
¬ It is all dynamite
¬ A big sound
¬ Beat underground
¬ ¬ Beat the whole world to me
¬ Pop genocide
¬ I heard
¬ you need it
¬ I feel
¬ Pop genocide
Jarrett.
You follow the directions, right?
Yes, I followed the GPS.
Jinx: That's not GPS, direction
I provided for you to follow!
GPS will make us get lost!
Let me out or I'll pop you full of lead!
What is this?
Grab him, grab his gun!
(HARD Gunshot) (Ringing)
(JINX YELLS)
My ears, my friend.
What is this?
What, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Can I get that shit?
- Get that shit? - Stop pulling,
Get him out!
Get semen!
Jarrett, the bastard!
Vinny: Fuck, fuck!
Damn pour there.
Pour on top of the fabric.
(VINNY COUGHS)
unlucky
(JINX YELLS)
Put it in the fucking face.
Where it is, right there?
Oh, my God.
Vinny: Is it working?
I think it worked.
(COUGHS) Oh, God.
(COUGHING CONTINUES)
Jinx: Who would bring a gun leg?
Well, the man is not.
Well, next time we'll check but.
It was so damn close, huh?
Shot in the damn thing, yes.
Oh, it was close, oh my god.
Whoo (Chuckles)
Get the tape again.
We need more recordings for this creep.
I will record it this time, shit.
(WOLVES BEAR)
(MUSIC Ominous)
Hey, uncle, we are here.
What?
- We're here, we succeeded. - Dark.
Yes, it's 8:50.
We lost a few hours, but we got here!
We were very late.
This should be done a few hours ago.
Where are we?
JARRETT: In the forest.
(Chuckle)
- There's no way. - Yes.
We were in the middle of nowhere.
Jinx: Well, Jarrett, make sure
- everything is taken care of. - All right, you know.
Let me take this.
Jinx: Take a lantern with you.
(Chuckle)
It was sunny.
Oh, oh!
- I'll leave the keys, you ... - Yes yes yes.
Go, go.
(SLAM CAR DOOR SHUT)
(Berteriak JARRETT)
Wow.
I think we will never succeed.
(VINNY CHUCKLES)
JINX: Vinny.
It's time to wake this bastard.
Lets do it.
(MUSIC Ominous)
(TAPE RIPPING)
(MAN SCREAMS)
Listen, supposedly so
in my wedding rehearsal dinner now.
- Hey! - What?
Calm yourself and keep going.
Listen, my friends, if I do not make the dinner,
fiance will kill me.
Let me straighten this out,
we will blow up your brains out
and you're worried about what people might think your woman.
This dude has some major problems,
he deserved to die shit.
(ROCK MUSIC)
Jinx: Get it here.
Whoever this sad, pathetic pussy whipped.
I do not pussy whipped!
I love my fiance.
Ya.
Well.
The last words before we put an end to your miserable
pussy whipped miserable life?
Please, please do not kill me.
Shut up.
Go out with some fucking balls, for God's sake.
Have a little dignity!
I will, I'll do anything.
Any!
You will do anything?
(Jinx LAUGH)
You hear that?
He'll do anything.
He did not have nothing we want.
Really.
We're not gay.
You can not suck us fucking
Ya.
Yes No.
We're not gay.
I'm not, I'm not gay.
Nothing against gay people but I'm not, you know?
I just, I do not want to suck dick.
Yes, good.
I say we kill him as they did
in the film we really like.
- The Boondocks damn. - Ah, fuck yeah!
Yes that's what I'm talking about.
(MAN SOBS)
- Oh, my God. - In the third count.
Three.
Two.
Oh, wait a minute.
I think we should show him who we are
before we blow it fucking go.
What do you say?
- Oh, yes. - Lets do it.
Let's take the damn thing out of his head.
What?
Well.
Rewind.
Spinning!
Really.
You are ready?
(MUSIC Ominous)
Surprise!
- (Jinx LAUGHS) - Surprise!
Surprise!
Whoo!
(VINNY LAUGHS)
(MEN LAUGH)
Are you kidding?
Hey, calm, calm.
Quiet.
(BEAST GROWLING)
Man.
Did we catch you? good or what, huh?
No, you bastard!
Quiet, man, it's just a fucking bachelor party.
Bachelor party surprise for you.
This is good, Jinx.
You made me miss my rehearsal dinner.
You know belongs to Caroline will kill me for this.
The whole family came to this city this evening.
Listen, friend.
How do you think we do this?
Caroline knew about it all the time.
He helped us.
No, you lied, okay?
Caroline would never engage in pranks.
Especially something like this.
How do you think that we know
the exact time you urinate each day?
He told us.
You can call him if you want.
Yes, I'll call him.
Telephone?
Do you have mine?
Oh yeah, right, right?
Make up for it.
You want to get this crap out of me?
I suppose it might help a little, huh?
Come on!
Give me a minute, I have to take a knife.
Dirt.
Sorry about that, buddy.
I'll buy you a new dress.
Hello dear.
How it goes'?
Hi sweety.
Sorry I'm not home for dinner tonight.
Jinx and some asshole broken me this morning
with guns and masks, I fainted,
and my medication in the middle of the forest.
Oh, I woke up at one point
and Jinx kloroformed damn me!
Yes, because you are trying to kill us.
He kloroformed you, and you faint?
Are you alright?
Yes, I am fine.
Look, do you know there is something about this?
(CAROLINE LAUGHS)
Calm down, dear.
I know everything.
Jinx and I've been planning this for months.
But you have to admit, we've got you pretty good, does not it?
Ya.
So there was no rehearsal dinner?
Not.
That would be next Friday before the wedding.
Our families were both in it as well.
(CAROLINE GIGGLES)
Now do not worry about anything else
and just have some fun with the boys.
For God's sake.
And, what will you do tonight?
I mean, I do not like the idea of ​​your home
alone without me all night.
I am not at home.
I'm Cameron and Callie here
and he helped me put on my makeup
Very sweet of him.
All good.
Hey, honey, would you put Jinx on the phone for me?
Okay dear.
(JINX CHUCKLES)
The plan was outstanding, scared the crap out of him.
You should have seen his face.
Yes, we could not do it without you.
Jinx, you bastard,
You should stick to the plan.
I'm serious.
No booze, no matter prostitutes, no.
If I knew this was going on,
You will experience the wrath that you have
never experienced before, Do you understand?
I know I know.
You've told me a million times.
Without alcohol and strippers, I understand.
Well, you have some fun and we'll see you later.
Well, good night.
This is nonsense, Jinx.
You know, no.
I did not do all of this, okay?
I have some men do not know screwing me.
Well?
You've got Chad here,
You know how I feel about Chad.
Hey, Pat, what's up, man?
Long time no talk!
Very cold.
I do not have a coat, I do not have anything, no.
Thanks but no thanks.
Pat, this party is for you, man.
Relax, what is this?
Where are you going?
(JINX SCOFFS)
Guess he does not like surprises, kid.
J-man, hit me lantern.
Let's start the food,
I had to chase after her ass, I guess.
Back a few, son.
(VINNY LAUGHS)
Pat he would be high maintenance, is not it?
(VINNY LAUGHS)
Oh, yes.
A great fire.
(MUSIK WHIMSICAL)
Hey bro.
You.
To.
Man, I like the fans terberatmu.
I've seen all your movies.
I have all of the last of them on Blu-ray.
I've seen them all, like, ten times.
Some even 20 times.
Extraordinary.
thanks.
Happy, happy you did.
Do you think that I can get like,
such as signatures and photos with you? Pat, Pat, wait!
- Take it easy, friend. - No men.
Pat, come on, buddy.
Man, we are four hours away from anywhere.
I do not care!
And you do not have a car here, where do you go?
Okay, Jinx, you come to my house today
and pointing a gun, a gun to my head.
And then you get me here and who do I see?
Chad and I hate the bastard.
Okay, first of all, the weapon was not real, man.
They just movie props that we use one of our films.
They are false.
And Chad's cool, man.
You used to be best friends.
No, he was a raging atheist.
You know that, right? 716 00: 25: 45.958 -> 00: 25: 47.525 Like you can not take him around anyone
without him trying to convert you
or he want to smoke marijuana
or take his ecstasy.
Dude, she's not like that anymore.
I tell you, I've been hanging
with him over the last year,
he talked about this cool restaurant
that he eats in Austin and, you know,
we have a lot in common with independent film.
He told me about all this movie
I had never heard of and they are, they're cool, man.
He is cool.
Mmhmm, well done.
Well, he'd better not start anything, okay?
40 dollars for both.
F-O-R-T-Y.
I'm an actor why I paid.
Yes, as I said I'm your biggest fan, I,
and I buy all your movies.
Ya.
I mean, I heard it all before but that does not mean anything to me.
Look, I do not make a dime
of the things that you buy.
See them fucking book is very bad cook,
My last check was almost a nickel.
You know?
To.
Do you want that? autograph and photograph, or what?
Oh yes, yes, uh.
Yes, wait a minute.
Yes, let me.
I think I, I think I got cash somewhere.
There was a tear but still
will like it, yes.
I think it's serial number.
What do you get there?
I was just, it was, I thought it was two.
That's three, it's three!
Here!
Good start. (MEN chuckles)
What else you got?
You know what?
I'm just going to look at my wallet.
I need 20 bucks more.
- You got 20 again? - Yes, I usually
save money here, I think.
Yes of course.
Yes, I have some.
Yes, wait a minute, let me.
Bingo!
It was only 20 years old dollars there.
- Right there. - Just look at the wallet.
Well, you know, thank you very much.
- Um, I'll keep this one. - Mmhmm.
Here it is, yes, hold it.
This is it.
Well, here it is.
This is your Sharpie.
This DVD you.
Yes, Vinny, thank you.
Um, really?
What is that?
What to say?
Vinny Blades.
Well, it just looks like a line.
Not.
- Ya -. Hei.
- There's more there. - What about the pitch?
Well.
Oh yes, I had to turn around.
Okay, okay.
Well.
Let's begin.
Hei!
- Good work, okay, man. - Uh.
- Wait, wait, sir, Mr. Blade? - Knives.
Pisau one.
Well, you're running as soon as I
press the button so,
I mean, it's just a picture of me.
So, as you go and then passed
pictures and so on, you see, it's just a picture of me.
And you come out of it.
It is unfortunate.
Or, um.
So, do you mind if we take another?
So I can get you there?
Hey, not at all.
20 bucks more.
(CHAD LAUGH)
What?
Look, I do not like it, okay?
Cold here.
I do not have a jacket.
I mean, I still do not feel very good.
You want to know why?
Because you kloroformed me, remember?
It chloroform, is not it?
To be honest, man, I'm not so sure.
Are you kidding?
But Vinny does not want anything harmful
to hurt you, he would not do it, buddy.
You may feel a little strange
Because you do not have
anything to eat breakfast, obviously.
Let's give food
and again, we have a jacket for you.
- Come on. - You jerk.
Come on.
(BEASTLY GROWLING)
(MUSIC Ominous)
So this place is actually the first place
they have seen Bigfoot in North America
back, like, 1800, I think?
It should be like a trick at first,
everyone thought it would be a lie
but all these accounts started to go after it,
as just one after each other.
There is this story of a woodcutter
to get, basically, as captured
- by the whole family Bigfoot. - Big Foot.
- What? - Walking is great.
Bigfeet family, you say Bigfoot, but.
It is plural, so Bigfeet.
Like when you do not say a lot of rats,
You said a group of mice.
Are you sure it's the same thing
with Bigfoot like that?
Yes, this is plural, is not it?
Moose, Meeses?
Friend, all right.
He was arrested by more than a Bigfoot.
- Thank you. - Well.
So, um.
He said that they actually
peaceful creature, you know?
And vegetarian.
I always thought it was funny.
(Chuckle)
Anyway, so yeah, so they hold
for like a week before she managed to escape.
I mean, you know, with all the stories of Bigfoot
- and what is not, I guess. - Are you serious?
What?
I mean.
No one would seriously fucking talk about this?
Chad.
Dude, do not start shit tonight, okay?
Dude, you promised me, okay?
Shh, be cool, be cool.
CHAD: I mean, do you really believe that?
Ya.
Well.
Can not we have the intelligence
talk about something else?
No, we can not have the intelligence of a conversation this evening.
Okay, it's fair about kicking back,
have fun and it's a crap shoot.
Had a great time, okay?
We do not have to have a science talk
and all that crap, okay?
So, let him talk.
Well?
So, yes, you know there's been thousands of accounts,
You know, over time, I mean, the miners in the mine.
Uh, the story, you know, people like us,
just sitting around the campfire,
hear weird crap in the woods
and, you know, like rocks and sticks
discarded tents and their goods.
I mean, it's just.
CHAD: Yes, that person is lying.
- Whatever, Chad. - No, I mean, come on.
I mean, think about it.
Of the thousands of sightings,
the only evidence we have of thousands of sightings
slightly blurry images and one video
Bigfoot, you know, walking backward all.
Not retarded.
Adikku autis.
We are mentally handicapped.
Yeah man.
My nephew, his sister.
- What is this? - Okay yes
but regardless, it is a video
Bigfoot, you know. (Moans)
I mean that shit looks very fake!
Chad!
I'm really serious, man!
Save your opinion to yourself.
Yes, friends, let him talk, okay?
We just chill, okay?
Have fun, okay?
I mean, I like Bigfoot.
Thank you buddy.
And aliens and ghosts, I mean.
As a matter of fact, I got a ghost
I stay at home now.
Uncle, too!
Tell them about it.
Yes, it is true.
I have a ghost.
It was about three o'clock in the afternoon
and I was taking a nap.
Suddenly the bedroom door
- had just swung open. - Wow.
I thought at first it was definitely a cat
or, you know, my wife was playing a joke on me or something.
But his wife was not home and the cat
was sleeping right next to me.
So I thought, well, maybe the breeze comes in,
may open doors or windows or something.
Check out all the windows, doors, no.
No intercourse explanation of what it is.
I'm telling you, man.
Damn ghost.
You're lucky, man, because my ghost
scares.
That would be, like, flaming appliances around the house,
knocking the dirt walls, move furniture.
Actually, I think one time he tried to kill me.
- I swear to God. - What?
Ya.
- I went ... - Damn.
No, I went outside to check the mail,
I immediately returned house smelled like gas.
Sure enough, I went to the kitchen
and a gas stove knob right there and
little changed releasing gas.
And you can not already do that?
Not.
Yes, but you can not inadvertently
- Brushing knob? - Not.
I'm not in the kitchen.
(BEASTLY GROWLING)
That's not the point.
Well, it may not turn off everything
and then you do not notice until the beginning
fill with gas from time to time ...
friend
Relax.
However, I got rid of the ghosts.
So, how do you get rid of it?
You want to know how do I get rid of it?
Well that's it.
(VINNY CHUCKLES)
It's like a scene in one of my films.
I saw it right in the eyes of her ghost
and I said,
- Exit. - Damn!
Cool cool!
That is cool.
That's what I'm talking about.
I mean, do not get rid of but
it would have been shut down to make love for a while.
- (MEN LAUGHING) - Wow nice.
Yes, friends, I believe in UFOs.
I have seen a UFO.
Unknown Flying Objects.
No shit, I really see it.
I really do.
Serious.
- Very good. - Seen it.
And, uh, I can tell you,
It made me realize there's something bigger out there.
Well?
And I believe in Bigfoot.
This is it.
You do not seriously believe in this nonsense.
I mean, use your brain.
Do not any of you educated?
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
I am educated.
It does not take a scientist who knows
that gravity can pull
mutations cause some crazy people on our planet.
Can explain many things like Chupacabra,
loch ness monster, vampires, werewolves.
- Pantat Kim Kardashian. - Ya!
It was not real. (MEN chuckles)
Okay, you know?
That's him, that's him.
I can not stand it.
Well, I mean you people can not tell me
You really believe what you say bastard
because science has proved you wrong,
no no no no no no no.
Because science has proven you wrong over and over again
and there is not one ounce,
none of the evidence
you have no fucking idea
about what you are talking about.
Dude, shut up, okay?
Be quiet.
I mean if it were not for my ghost
to scare the wrong woman,
I could marry the bitch
and it has become my death.
- So quiet. - Friends!
That's enough, okay?
Now I say, you can come if you do not start anything
and the only thing you have to do all night.
It's a bachelor party Pat.
You gave me your word, man.
And all you do is disappoint everyone.
You make Vinny irritated, you disappoint Pat.
You made me upset nephew, Jarrett, and I did!
What's wrong with you?
Just sit.
Sit down, sit down, pal.
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you?
No, no, I will not do it
because I will not let you do it for yourself, okay?
Because, you know, get
fucking out of the clouds, man.
Let me do you a favor here, okay?
There is no fucking Santa Claus,
no fucking Easter Bunny.
- There is no tooth fairy ... - Chad, I swear to God,
You better quit while you're ahead
because if the next words out of your mouth
- is God ... - There is no God also,
Your Jesus fucking weird.
- Ooh! - Ooh, shit.
- It's about time! - Parties are fun, Jinx.
God, he gave me his word, okay?
Sorry, I did not know he was going to be a fucking dick.
Fortunately I took 60 bucks from the bastard.
(MAN LAUGHING)
Well.
Help me get this bastard.
Here.
You get legs and I'll get his upper body.
- Well. - Then we turn it over him.
Oh shit, give me a moment.
Oh yes, she's really lightweight.
Yes, of course, because you've got that damn leg.
Damn, this is hard for me.
I have to exercise, bad luck.
- Freeze! - Oh, shit!
What are you boys doing here?
And what the hell happened to him?
Uh.
Hi, officer, I think everything is fine here.
Nothing to worry about.
This guy, he just had a little too much to drink.
He is our friend.
Just, just wanted to let him sleep alone, okay?
We are just going to put him in a tent
and I can fully guarantee their health,
I used to be a medic in Afghanistan.
Yes, you're in a No Trespassing zone
and it's good for your 300 dollars each.
And that does not even include
what he would do if he caught you at the sheriff here.
He'll lock you in jail until a judge
come on Monday morning.
Uh, Mom, can I come to it
and talk to you for a minute?
Vinny, Vinny and the guys could just put the
Chad in his tent so he could rest?
She had to enter the tent.
Yes, I just wanted to have a quick word with you, ma'am.
Okay, but do not touch me.
Okay, do not touch me.
Mom, I'm here.
My hand is here, I will not touch you.
How about that?
- The job? - Well.
Do not touch it, Uncle.
Do you want them in the back of my head, is it okay?
Do not touch me!
Okay, hands behind head.
I am coming.
Can you, can you turn off the lights a little?
Very bright, I can not.
It blinded me, ma'am.
Okay, but I have a gun.
Yes, I could see the gun,
I will not, I will not do anything.
- Still got my gun. - Thank you.
Ya, hai.
I can see you have a gun in there.
Will you lose it?
Well.
thanks.
Can I drop off hand?
Slowly.
Well, just wanted to grab my wallet here very quickly.
I was thinking, we could, you know, we could
- maybe get something done. - Oh no, I do not take bribes.
- You are sure? - Mmhmm.
Maybe we could talk alone?
Oh, do not you speak out of this.
This is a No Entry zone.
Restricted Area, it was said there.
Do not enter.
Oh of course.
You know, we came there, so.
We did not see the sign.
My friend over there, Pat, he,
he will be making the biggest mistake of his life
and he will marry the wrong woman
and I just thought I would bring her here
and show her for the last time
before he, you know, the funeral.
This sort of bachelor party for him.
Bachelor party?
In the middle of the woods?
- (WOMEN LAUGHING) - Jinx fucking
You should get us out of this.
Do not worry about it.
It will be fine.
Pussy whipped.
I mean, uh, she was whipped.
Well, he's a bit controlling
nor let him do much
and the only thing that he would allow
I do for my bachelor party
is to, you know, bring him here camping.
Uncle would catch us out of this, okay?
Uncle, uncle knew what he was doing
You know just bring him here.
Oh, uh.
You know the actors, Vinny Blades?
You know the guy who starred
in all Switchblade titles?
They are a bit silly but have you ever seen them?
Vinny Blades?
My God, she's like mine
The most favorite actor in the world.
He had eyes that bedroom.
That's the one I'm talking about.
Well, if you see it right there.
- There he is. - Oh, my God!
Do you think I can get the signatures?
I might be able to arrange it
if you want to get something done.
What I think is, you let us stay all night
and we will leave tomorrow morning.
The first light, what do you say?
Well, as long as you swear
you'll go in the morning,
I do not understand how an issue.
- So we have a deal? - Deal.
Well.
Very good.
Hey, uh, Vinny.
Can you come here and meet superfan?
He superfan belongs to you and, if you can,
take one super delicious brownies
You make homemade.
Yes, it was Vinny Blades.
Vinny Blades!
Oh
Howdy, this.
Always happy to meet fans.
(VINNY CHUCKLES)
Oh
I had this, uh, homemade brownies just for you.
Vinny, it's extra special brownies, do not you?
Ya.
Hey, this is not my first rodeo.
It is a delicious brownies.
This is one of the best I have ever eaten.
VINNY: Mm, mmhmm.
Uh, listen, Vinny, I rather think
maybe that you could, uh, you know
take photos with him and gave him a couple of signatures.
What do you say?
Ah, come on, buddy.
You know, this is for me.
You know.
Special assistance.
I owe you, okay?
Why not?
Hmm?
Are you going to sign my chest?
This is my specialty. (LAUGH)
Well.
His fucking fan.
VINNY: Vinny.
Knife.
Oh, when I get up in the morning,
I really get it permanently tattooed on my breast.
We were in the same damn movie,
I can not get no fucking titties.
Shit yes.
That's what I'm talking about.
A true fan.
Jinx: Of course, of course.
Hey, why do not you just come to a fire in there with us?
Nice and warm.
Fucking asshole.
Jesus Christ.
Do you have anything to drink?
Get this incredible sauce.
Not.
Caroline did not let me,
Like when I drink.
To.
How about brownies?
Timmy.
These delicious brownies.
- Vinny. - Right.
friend
- Beer only, friend. - Yes.
- Thank you buddy. - Nice catch.
(CAN HISSES) (PAT Giggles)
You want a beer? wash the delicious brownies?
No, I'm on duty.
Have you seen Bigfoot?
Or like family Bigfeet?
No, it's Bigfoot.
Big feet.
And, man, he could not say it.
It's a big secret.
It's no big secret.
Then why all this there are signs around here
Restricted Area who said: Do not Sign?
Because of all this redneck hunters
came here to try to kill Bigfoot
for a million dollars and they put
bear trap and hurt people.
Very?
There is a fucking bear trap here?
Big.
What's that?
What is that?
(ANIMAL CAWING IN DISTANCE)
Sounds like a fucking chimp voice or something.
You do not have a monkey here, right?
Not.
No monkey
Sst, sst.
Sst.
(ANIMAL RINGS IN DISTANCE)
Wolf.
That wolf.
Werewolves.
No, no werewolves, no Bigfoot,
maybe just a few coyotes.
This cay-oat.
This cay-oat not coyote, the state-oat cay.
(PAT SNICKERS)
Country oat-Cay.
Whatever it is, the closer.
Ya.
He was right.
It's there.
What's that?
Who out there
You better show yourself cause I'm a badass park rangers.
- He's a badass. - Shh!
What is that?
What the hell is that light?
It glows in the dark, man.
Maybe one of them that damn alien,
you're all talking about earlier.
Change ass.
Damn curse at this damn thing.
Whatever it is, the closer.
All right, boys, get ready.
Or we'll make love with alienmu!
He has a gun.
He goes first.
You, you shoot that bastard, okay?
Mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm.
Whoo!
I got you, boy!
(JINX LAUGHING)
It was a stripper.
- Oh my God.
Yes, oh my!
Strippers.
- Time fucking party! - You got a stripper?
Yes, it's time to get this party started.
No, you say this to me is only a party in the woods.
I say to my friend's bachelor party pussy whipped.
Remember?
That would not be a bachelor party if we do not
have some strippers, right?
I will get in so much trouble.
You'll get in trouble.
A road with us.
Brownies another, you know?
Vinny had more than brownies
- and you like brownies. - I like brownies.
- True. - All right, all right.
But everything should be cleaned in the morning.
Everything.
- Hey. - I get caught?
Scout honor.
Whatever that shit, right?
- We provide our words, right? - Well.
Promise.
We will die first light.
Okay, so, let's get the party started, right?
You women, ready?
Not yet.
What do you mean?
BAMBI: It's to pay our boss.
You bring the boss here?
Why, why did you bring your boss here?
To make sure you do not overdo.
To ensure you pay before playing.
Well.
Well, where do you boss?
Back there.
Well.
I will pay your boss.
- Take care of him. - So, who's ready
- for the right time? - Yeah, yeah!
Let's do it, man. 1332 00: 47: 58.538 -> 00: 48: 00.371 Who's ready for a good time?
Whoo! (MAN LAUGHING)
What's up, buddy?
My friends call me Jinx, what's your name?
Children.
Brick, whether it's the cause you are built like a brick house fuckin?
Well.
Kanan. (CLEARS THROAT)
So is everything, everything is fine?
We're good, we're good to go?
You got cash?
Uh, yes, yes, I get the cash.
$ 600, blood?
For two hours?
I got, uh, some, a few 20s and a toddler there,
whether it is okay?
But, man, I assure you, all of 600 dollars there.
You can count it if you want.
The same rules apply here as they do at the club.
Topless girls only, no touch.
So.
When you say do not touch,
it just means that we can not touch the girls
but, I mean, the girls can touch us if they want, right?
If they really want to, yes.
But it's not really going to happen.
And do not force yourself on them
or you will have a big fucking problem.
We did not have any majors
fucking problem with you, okay?
We're just a group of cool people there.
Everything would be so cool, I promise you.
All good.
No problem.
Look, I'm going to relax here from afar
but I could still see what was wrong.
Do not make me go there.
Okay, buddy.
We're good!
You have an hour and 55 minutes.
Bring them back here to the place and do not be late.
If you do, I'll charge you 600 dollars again.
Well, we will not be late.
- I will meet you. - Hey, Jinx.
- Oh, Jesus Christ. - Jinx, friends, hey.
Damn, you're great!
So I do not know if you remember this,
but you make an appointment for Caroline and me
that there would be no strippers.
There are two of them.
Yes, it is true.
You know why I make that promise?
Because you want to grumble and leave early, remember?
And if I tell Caroline the truth,
You would not be here now.
Bachelor party and also not for you, pal.
It was for men like me.
Miserable bastard who hates fucking married, okay? 1390 00: 50: 21.348 -> 00: 50: 22.815 And the single dudes.
So we have to go a good time
and if you do not want to have fun, friends, no nothing.
You can sit back and watch, okay?
PAT: What is it? supposed to mean?
Dude, I told you.
Once you fucking put the ring on the finger
The whole life will change.
All of the good times that you are experiencing now,
you can smell it, goodbye.
You will sit here and tell me,
oh, I'm so in love with Caroline
and I can not cheat, see titties
and the stripper is having an affair.
(PAT SCOFFS)
You know what I do not understand about you, Jinx?
That's why you always have to be very negative?
- Yes, why are you ... - Look, Caroline and I,
we love each other, you have seen us together.
We never argue and we do a lot of sex.
Ya.
Jinx: Good time is over, bro.
PAT: What the hell are you talking?
I'm talking about all the wild sex
you talk about what you have now
and you soulmates and he sucks dick
and swallowing and all that, right?
- Uh huh. - Uh huh.
Put a ring on his finger and then talk to me.
You will watch reality TV nonsense,
- Housewives, damn ... - Oh, we loved the show.
Of course, see?
Has begun.
What Vanderpump Rules?
You know Vanderpump, Vanderpump Rules, huh?
Yes, it was unlucky lunatic as well.
My life was miserable!
Damn that sucks!
Well?
I just want to see some new titties.
I just want them to, like, poke their nipples
around my face and they may do so
around my mouth cause I remember once was.
They are a bit, um, you know?
Maybe something like that will happen.
Look, I'm just going.
Okay, let me just say this, okay?
It was not a good idea, man.
Absolutely not, and I will go on record
and I would say this is not going to end well.
This is not.
I'm telling you.
PAT: It will be fine
because you will keep your mouth droop
and have fun.
Okay, you're all fine as two prostitutes now.
This one pussy whipped.
I do not pussy whipped!
Why does everybody keep saying that to me?
Because you fucking pussy whipped, man.
Even he, she did not even fucking know you
and he knows you're pussy whipped.
You're whipped.
- Okay, here's the deal. - Listen, man.
Hey, hey, hey, that's enough, okay?
He said we had an hour and 50 minutes,
we've spent what?
Five, what time is it now?
Oh yes, you've got an hour and 40 minutes left.
Well, that's it, let's go.
Back to camp damn,
- will. - Do not let.
Hey, I do not want 'em dancin' on me.
Brick, we will go.
Brick, do not let them dance on me.
So where is the lucky bachelor tonight?
Okay, so, who's first?
Well, he should be first because he's single
but her pussy whip
and she did not want him to have fun
The cause of the hen she was not allowed to have it.
So.
I go first.
Hey, why can not I go first?
You're a friend.
You will not even know what to do.
Take it easy.
Watch and learn.
Let your uncle show you how this is done, okay?
No, I'll go first.
What?
You want to go first?
(JINX SCOFFS)
You hear that?
Tell you what,
You dance to it and you can dance with me.
Bring in.
(ROCK MUSIC)
¬ mind drifted
¬ And I came to fight
¬ The faster I go
¬ I ran behind
¬ my tank is empty
¬ And so my soul
¬ I'm looking for love
¬ Now I lose control
¬ I fall down, down, down
¬ We all go down, down, down
¬ Alone without you
(CHAD CHUCKLES)
Oh, yes.
Oh
Oh, you bastard, I'm going to do this crap on the internet
and then we'll see who gets married now, motherfucker.
True, I get the last laugh.
Oh, yes.
Milled it.
There he is. 1509 00: 54: 49.954 -> 00: 54: 53.958 Fuck every branch on the way down the tree farewell.
Fucking hate spiders.
that fucker
Already, shit.
(BRICK sighs) Oh shit.
Hei!
Keep your hands to yourself!
Dirt.
Damn, I swear they acted like they did not
never saw the vagina before.
Look, it is not unreasonable.
I swear on my life, what is this
(BEAST GROWLING) (Screaming teredam)
(DANCE MUSIC) (WOMEN WOMEN)
Okay, she's like getting loose.
Get!
I wish it was me.
Yes, look at him go.
- (CAROLINE LAUGHS) - Oh my God.
- Oh, my God. - Yes, I do not believe
he just put his hand there.
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
Tap, tap.
Are you ready for the groin?
- (CAROLINE LAUGHS) - Ya!
Yes its me.
God, I do not believe
he's getting married in a week.
The same with me.
I do not know how he would do it just give a girl the night.
I do not think he will, I mean,
I seriously do not think he will give up
just because he was married.
Oh my God, you guys, see page Caroline.
What is that?
Pat this with two chicks dancing naked in the woods.
WOMAN: Oh shit, he's going to make people crazy!
I know, he did not even let him drink.
WOMAN: Should we tell him?
No no no no.
He will reverse it and spoil the evening, do not.
Ten thousand views in five minutes?
(CAROLINE YELLS)
Caroline, where are you going?
Watch where the hell you're going.
Fuck you, you do not want to make love to me tonight.
- Destroy, destroy. - Is it true?
You better take off your ass.
Yes, great idea, you jerk.
- Should we go get him? - No, no, no, leave it out.
Leave.
(WOMEN thank AND INTEREST)
WOMAN: Get, get!
- Whoo! - Ya!
I hope your night of fun!
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
¬ Power generates power
¬ Dead roses in hand
Blurring and stuttering ¬ ¬ Spirit
¬ Antichrist pain
¬ The image burned in my eyes
¬ Damage Your end 1571 00: 57: 47.732 -> 00: 57: 51.834 ¬ Confused, made-up what was in my head ¬
¬ my jailer
¬ Are you awake?
¬ Are you aware
¬ Living
¬ Living dead
¬ Living
¬ Living dead
(CREAM WHIPPED HISSING)
¬ Living
¬ Living dead
¬ Living
(MEN CHEERING)
Ya!
Diam!
Everything, cool, cool.
- What is wrong? - Shh.
Dispatcher: Officer Bates, where are you?
Officer Bates.
Dispatcher: How it all went to Cherokee Creek?
You never checked in.
Oh it was just a false alarm.
Everything looks good, it's okay.
I checked out the north side,
I'll check out the east side now.
Dispatcher: Nice sound, ten-four.
Ten four.
- Well. - Well!
Everything, clean this shit, okay?
All of it!
Or I'll find you in the morning.
- Hey. - Everything.
We're okay good, we're good
I spoke plate, the cup, the other, okay?
There was beer everywhere.
We do not need a fire.
Give my hat.
All right, we'll clean up now.
Thank you thank you very much.
Jarrett, take all this shit and throw into the tent.
JARRETT: Oke.
DREW: Get it for me, ***, I should leak.
I see this titty whore around you
in the forest and you promised me
there will be no strippers and now
You do not pick up your phone, I wonder why.
I wonder why, Pat.
I will continue to call you
until I found the damn thing into the woods
and I will mendudukkanmu.
Scroll window down.
(FORMED GLASS)
Talk one hell
because now I question everything.
Everything, Pat.
Phone me back. (Intercede CONTINUED)
What?
You owe me for two dances and three drinks.
What are you talking about?
No, it's my bachelorette party.
My friends get in there, they arrested me,
talk to them.
Listen, you can not be married.
No man is going to marry a girl
it was hanging on the trunk dick
every weekend with a life filled with orgies like that.
No bachelorette party,
you do not have friends,
You will return to feed your cat.
What?
What's this have to do with anything?
I do not owe you shit, okay, you moron?
Listen, there is no need to bitch.
I want you to pay the two dances, three drinks.
I see you here every weekend
spend money on their penis as it was cracked.
So I want you to continue and open the wallet
and pay two dances and three drinks you get.
Okay, okay, do not be such a jerk about it.
Jesus Christ.
Two dance, three drinks, pay.
(ENGINE REVS)
(MUSIC Ominous)
Oh!
(PRINT unzipping)
Little chicks, eat bananas.
And I'll show you a great father.
Really.
(Male MAN)
You will get a workout tonight, Bubba.
Really.
big time
Ooh, it's hot bitch.
Mmhmm.
What is this?
Hey bro.
You must be a producer Jinx told me about.
Drew?
Oh yes, you have actors aspiring, Dusty.
How tall are you?
How high do you want from me?
Well, said the job posting you must be at least 6'5
or higher, you look like you're almost 5'11.
Well, O friend, do not worry about it
because between you and me, I had boots KISS
back in my car was ready to be tied up.
We've got a bigger problem.
What are you wearing?
What happens to the costumes we gave you in the studio?
It looks like some dirt cheap
You will get at local retail outlets for a Halloween party.
Well, this is the problem, man.
Settings that you give me
very hot and it smelled like absolute garbage
every time I go, man.
I took it for 50 bucks at the store
and it works equally well and it looks really cool.
Please tell me, you know what method acting is.
Well, this is the problem,
I've never done this during the
but I am learning very fast
and as long as you tell me what to do, I can do it.
I watch a lot of movies
and it really can be difficult to be picked up.
Oh, we are so screwed.
All right, listen.
Method acting is a commitment to the 100 per cent, okay?
You do not even know where you started
- and the characters end up. - Yes.
Basically, you cease to exist as a person.
Now listen to me, I want you to be Bigfoot.
Okay, so go and be a Bigfoot, okay?
Get your KISS boots, put and wear costume
that we gave you initially to be used.
Okay, yes, I think I can do it.
No, do not think you can do it.
You either do or you do not do it.
Okay, man, I can do it.
I just, just relax.
I want one hundred percent method.
Get in there and growled,
damn damn damn about, okay?
Bigfoot is not a sissy, so stop acting like a sissy.
- No more talking pussy! - So, do not be a sissy.
I will not!
God, I can not believe Vinny Blades here.
I have seen all his films and music is badass.
I know.
I love rock '80s.
Maybe we could double-team him.
I'm all for it.
I mean, shit, and eyes, oh my God.
I know.
All her friends are fools.
How do you think they know him?
They may work for him or something.
Part of his entourage.
I do not think he could actually be friends with them.
LACIE: I also.
(Gasping LACIE)
Oh, my God.
(WOMEN MEN shout)
Please tell me that was you.
What do you mean?
Please, tell me a bloody hand out there
for them to find.
Uh, oh, oh yeah.
No, no, no, it was me.
I put my hands bloody, and some other things out there.
No, yes, that's me.
Okay okay.
And you take care of vehicles?
And his cell phone?
Now, the vehicle, yes, but a cell phone, do not.
Oh, shit, all right, look.
Will have to be transported donkeys camp
as long as everything checks
what the girls were freaking out about.
Well, all the cell phones they entered
Chad tent in there, okay?
And do not screw up this if you want to be in one of my films.
You know, I would not.
- No, no, no, I understand. - Go now.
Get out of here, Chaka.
Yes, I understand, man!
I will not disappoint you, sir!
dammit
Hei!
What happened?
I do not know, something like that
here it's dead, I do not know.
Hell, if it was a bloody skull?
Bloody feet?
And some, something or someone would kill him.
Why did not you call me to come and protect you?
I can do that.
What's that?
Do some kind of animal attack?
Well, it could be, I mean shit.
They had plenty of sightings of Bigfoot here,
that's why we brought Pat in here in the first place.
Gee, do you think there is Bigfoot
running around here killing people?
Yes, why not?
No, no, no, you guys do not Bigfoot,
Bigfoot will not hurt anybody, you know,
unless you're fucking with the territory.
Or her.
You know?
Come on, you know, you know the rules.
I say it all.
- Rules? - I do not know.
I've never heard no rules Bigfoot.
Are you
I do not know what the fucking rules.
Did you tell me some rules?
Man, I never did not hear a damn rules.
Friends!
What?
Rules!
All right, well, what are the rules?
You do not pee or shit or fornicating in the region.
Territory.
Vinny: What, here?
Ya.
Because it's just not polite, man.
Like, he's just an animal like all other animals.
What?
Yes, he just got bigger and more daunting.
That's what all people do is piss
and shit and fornicate in the woods.
Um, okay, so I'm just angry at the forest,
whether he will come to kill me now?
- Yes, me too. - Uh.
Yes, what is the rule with the ladies?
I do not know the meaning of their women so
You may be fine but I'm not one hundred percent.
You do not really believe in Bigfoot, right?
Definitely so another man, a bear,
some other animals, I do not believe that shit.
Um, I'm sure you're right, Bambi.
I mean, after all we do have this, you know,
handsome strong man to come to protect us.
Yes, of course.
Really.
I would never let anything happen to you women.
Not while I'm here.
Hey, Bambi.
Thank you for making this the best night of my life.
Can I get your e-mail or phone number?
Perhaps holding your Instagram?
You are very sweet.
You can see my Facebook and add me
and after we're friends, you can see when I'm working
and get some dancing in the club.
Extraordinary!
Sounds good, yes, until we meet again.
Well.
Back here, friend.
Well.
Yes, yes, go to the club and spend all your money.
Smart man.
Good job.
What the fuck are you okay?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
(PAT GAGS DAN COUGHS)
(YELLOW GROUP)
What is this?
It hit me!
Oh
Oh, man, man, are you okay?
What is this?
What happened?
Me, I do not think, I do not think I feel very good.
Thought it was about me in the eyes, man.
thanks.
You smell like shit, man.
Hey, you know, friends?
I think we need to do take him back to camp.
Yes I can not party with you guys.
Get him out of here, man.
Well, friends, I guess I was sedated, you know?
Hey, uh, me and Vinny will be careful
girls, we will take them back to Brick.
- Bye, girls. - What?
We will catch you later, okay?
(Believe UNZIPPING)
Damn fucking party with prostitutes without me?
I piss on the damn cooler.
(CHAD GRUNTING)
Well.
Oh
Ah ya
(BEAST GROWLING)
Wait, it's mine tent, the tent.
(CHAD chuckling) (BEAR growl)
Taste the rainbow.
I get the best seat in town.
Ooh.
Hei!
Be careful, you're almost on my cock!
Ah, my friends, stop.
Ah, shit.
Damn, damn cut,
ah, fuck you!
Ow!
What an asshole.
Ow!
Ah!
Ow!
(CHAN PANTING)
(CHAD YELLS)
Stop, man!
Friend, stop!
Stop, okay, I'm sorry to pee in the camp, okay?
Fucking stop it.
(BEAST GROWLING) (CHAD YELLING)
Who does that?
Stop that nonsense.
Damn it.
(THINK AND GROW COVERS DIALOG)
Please God.
I do not, you.
You are the father in heaven,
in Heaven, come to glory for damn, think,
and destroy bullies.
What is this?
My God, my God.
Oh, directly to voicemail?
You turn off your cell phone?
Motherfucker, I'm going to embarrass
in front of all your friends,
how it sounds?
Yes that's right, dammit.
I put a tracker on your phone.
(ALARM BLARING)
Love, stop making love, I woke up.
You really noisy, jerk!
(BEAST GROWLING)
(CHAD snort)
Dirt. (TENT unzipping)
(MUSIC INTENSE)
Dirt.
Shit every damn where.
Dirt.
(CHAN PANTING)
(BEAST GROWLING)
Dirt.
- Oh, oh, oh. - Uh oh.
- Oh, he's going to explode. - Oh, oh, oh.
Ooh!
- Aww. - Friend.
Oh, do not look there.
I am doing fine.
Hey, where is it?
- Where is my phone? - Okay, here.
- Find my phone. - We'll get it.
- Okay, okay, okay. - Watch your step.
Oh, come in, come in, come in.
There is a sign over there, there sign.
Okay, go, go, yes.
- Is it here? - Yes, can you get in there?
Oh, easy, easy, easy!
You can
see it, I do not.
She is fine.
To.
- She is fine. - Well.
Hey, listen, talk phone,
My portable cell phone charger,
I left it in the car.
I have to pick it up, man.
- What? - Yes.
I can not do without mobile phones.
Hey, you take care of him, I will come back a few.
- You can have. - What?
No, you can not leave me with him!
- Jarrett! - Hei.
- Hey. - Hey, hey, there is a lantern.
- This is it. - I have to call her.
- Hey, Pat! - What?
Uh, Chad was gone.
Who cares?
I should have knocked him out last year
for a dirty mouth.
Get my phone!
I have to call her.
- Uh, Pat? - Hah?
Uh, the phone was broken into many pieces.
What do you mean fragmenting?
I guess when Chad woke up from eliminated,
he was really upset and destroy our phones
then she was gone.
You know it sounds like something
bastard shall Did you know that?
Oh, I'm screwed.
I'm pretty, I'm fading fast, man.
I can not.
I can not deal with this right now, okay?
I'll find it in the morning.
I will give him a sandwich.
I will give him a knuckle sandwich.
What should I do?
Shut up and go to sleep.
I can not sleep!
I slept for 16 hours straight to this badass party,
I want to take action!
Plus I need someone cool to hang out with.
Oh my God, stop talking.
Leave me alone, go to sleep in a tent Chad.
Go!
Now fuck off!
(PAT BOTTOM)
Hey, Pat.
You really dick.
(MUSIK WHIMSICAL)
(MUSIK INTENSE) (CHAD GRUNTING)
Shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Damn.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh shit, shit, please.
Fuck, fuck, please, please.
(OWL HOOTING) (CHAD GASPING)
(CHAN PANTING)
unlucky
Pat true.
(BEAST GROWLING)
(CHAD GURGLING DAN GROANING)
(KNOWLEDGE BIGFOOT)
Ooh, I should care.
Ooh.
(DREW FARTS)
Um, oh hot dog should not have it.
Oh, my God.
Dirt.
(DREW FARTS)
Oh (STOP CONTINUED)
(DREW GRUNTS)
Ooh, it rancid.
(LEAF rustling)
Dusty?
Is that you? (BIGFOOT growling)
.
Oh, how I'm going to delete this?
Oh
Some leaves, leaves.
Oh, it will not work.
Oh, damn, I have to pick up his socks.
Had to get socks.
Remove the socks.
Oh, shit.
Oh
(DREW SIGHS)
Oh, yes.
Mmm
Oh, good lord.
Oh, it stinks.
(KNOWLEDGE BIGFOOT)
Oh yes, it will be clean.
What is this?
Fuck.
Son of a bitch!
I, damn it!
Shit everywhere!
Fuck!
Fuck.
I will take a bath when I get home.
(KNOWLEDGE BIGFOOT)
(GROW LOW)
What's that?
(BIRD CAWING)
Uncle?
Vinny?
Dusty?
Dude, is that you?
Well, it was Bigfoot
costume should you wear.
Yes!
Hey, let's hug it, bitch.
Oh!
Jesus, you are strong!
Hey, I can not breathe.
Motherfucker, I can not breathe!
You win!
No more, my friend, is no longer, mate.
(Bone Fracture) (screams shouting)
This is the place that he was, Brick,
told me to meet him.
He said that if the woman is not here
at this precise moment,
he will charge me 600 dollars extra.
I do not know, that's straight to voicemail.
Hey, guys, look, relax, we got here early.
Right?
So let's enjoy tonight.
Well?
Maybe he's out there taking a crap.
I think he tried to gip me.
He was trying to fucking merobekku.
So what do you do?
She decided she would disappear
and then charge me because I can not find his ass.
I think it would be fine.
Well?
Let's get out and enjoy our evening.
Let's go for a walk.
So, how are you? know each other?
You talk about me and Pat or me and Vinny?
You and Vinny.
Like, I mean, I know Vinny, he's a celebrity,
but like where you are?
Where do you fit into all this?
What?
Are you fucking serious right now?
You kidding me, right?
I've seen all the movie Vinny
and I have not seen you.
- Really? - Mm-mm.
You are full of crap because if you know how to read
damn credit, where it is produced by,
he produced by me.
And also had my name as one of the co-lead with it.
I saved his ass on that damn movie Switchblade.
That's why he changed his damn name to Vinny Blades
and he has the whole damn franchise.
Because I.
Fuck you!
How dare you produce my drive all the way
Central to the forest in the night
when all I want is just a simple night
with the girls before I get married?
That's all I want, but it is not.
You should post this online video fucking
with this, this, this, this, this damn
like titty out, damn sorceress, prostitutes, cunts,
whatever it is they're all around you.
So now I have to come sort it out.
You deploy too many seeds damn.
Damn you with a different girl every night.
Dude, just, you know what you should do
You have to take a bit of responsibility
and wrap the bastard every once in a while.
That's not rock n 'roll.
I like the feel of skin on skin.
Condoms suck.
You do not feel anything.
They think you wear a condom
and you just take it off
and plant the seeds in their damn you, man
Without them knowing it.
That's not cool.
You quite obviously damn jealous, man.
Just because no one recognized you from nonsense.
Oh yes, they know me.
Is that my fault?
Not.
By the way, let me tell you,
This is my fault, it was not my fault,
that these women were accused me
of fathers their children and do not pay child support,
it is not my responsibility.
They make a pill for it.
They have to take it.
(JINX SCOFFS)
It is not your responsibility?
That's why you can not
get a passport fucking, motherfucker.
When you promise me you'll take me
to the Toronto Film Festival to introduce me
for the people who made the film a vampire that sucks it.
You told me would take me
to introduce me to people it
and you told me to go get the damn passport.
I spent 300 dollars to get a rush on that bastard.
And then I said, hey, man, are we going to go?
And you're like, man, I can not go.
I can not get a passport.
You know why?
Because fucking cock and fucking your seed
spread that ye should go
it's the whole damn point spread.
That's why.
Perhaps if not bastard like it
and stop being so jealous
and you do not cockblock all the time,
then you might actually get some pussy too.
Ya.
Stop cock, man.
You shot this pop again.
- Really? - Yes.
I motherfucker here tonight?
I cockblocker?
I fucking asshole here tonight?
Because I'm trying to save you
from knocks by the seed?
Or catch an STD or something?
I did not do anything except try to show you all
right time!
I've spent all my money
to get us all this fucking crap for your people.
Then what the hell are you to argue?
Jinx: Oh, God.
LACIE: Bambi, are you ready to go?
Vinny?
- Yes. - Oh no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, you know what? - What happened?
What is happening here?
We are going to the streets.
I think not.
You are not going anywhere with this guy.
Not both of you, one you would come with me.
Now you can decide now
or I'll take it essential to hand.
Yes, I'm not going with you.
Very?
I'm trying to save your life here
and you will receive word of this man?
Although he said all this shit for you?
He just admitted you
and you still go with him?
I do not want to go.
Here's the deal, I will reverse this quarter.
One of you is the head, one of you caudate.
You know what?
You will be the head, you will be the tail.
And this quarter will save your life.
You know why?
Because anyone who comes to me, do not get the damn STD
and not be destroyed by this bastard, okay?
And you will be a damn big bonus for this evening.
A little extra tip to come with me, okay?
So here we go.
Oh, it's head.
Bambi looks like a big winner.
Let's go.
CAROLINE: Yeah, you know what?
You better call me back.
You got, you got two minutes to call me back.
Two minutes.
Call me back.
Screw you, Pat!
Phone me back.
Why do not you, uh, turn around here.
I get this is to always try.
Yes, keep it there.
Yes, this is it.
This is it!
Do not turn around now,
I get a moment here.
Well.
(JINX GROANING)
Ah ya
Yes alright.
Oh, shit, I'm going to fall.
Now when I give you a sign,
- You turn around, okay? - Well.
All right, but you Have to wait for symptoms.
The child is ready, we began.
Well.
(JINX HOWLS)
what do you think?
(JINX CHUCKLES)
You're ready, are not you?
I was so ready, come on.
Let's start this party.
This is what I have been waiting for.
I thought it was pretty good.
I have been upset.
Oh, yes.
Sucking dick.
Why are you so small nipples?
Are you fucking serious right now?
I do not know.
I guess because my nipples do not go through puberty.
What do you want me to do about it?
Damn get nipple job or something?
Jesus Christ, is fair.
Focus on what you do, let's go.
Just make sure you use it and pull it out.
Super paranoid about being pregnant, okay?
Well.
Oh, I opened it.
Can I take this off?
Sure.
Oh, yes.
All right, you ready?
Ya.
I am ready.
Well.
- (Moaning) - Good.
Oh, yes.
Oh
Oh, yes.
BAMBI: Why is that you shave like that?
Very?
I flattened pubic region is worse than mine, okay?
So I thought you might appreciate
if I clean up a bit
if something like this would happen.
And when I tried to shave,
I screwed up so I had to shave it all.
Anymore question?
Are we good?
Okay, let's move on this.
(JINX MOANING)
God, I can not believe it's been 10 years
since I fuck blowjob like this.
Oh shit, look at the titties.
Oh, my God.
(JARRETT LAUGHS)
Oh ya. (LACIE MOANS)
- You're going to cum? - Yes.
- Yes. - Almost.
Well.
Okay, let's get together.
- Well. - Well?
I mean, step back.
I know!
I follow, we will keep it in that damn family.
Oh, hell yes.
I'm going to cum.
Okay, you ready?
- Yes. - Together.
Well, here I cum.
(COANLE MOANING)
Who is your father?
I fucking father.
Oh, my God.
(KNOWLEDGE BIGFOOT)
(BIGFOOT GROWLING) (JARRETT SCREAMING)
(JARRETT WHIMPERING)
BAMBI: What was that?
- What is it? What? - The sound of it.
I think, I said do not stop anymore.
We let you know about bigfoot actor, right?
Bigfoot that we hired actors to exit
and scare Pat tonight for hen?
It's just that the actor was fucking there.
Just make love with Pat.
Do not worry about it, okay?
Can we, can we fair
solve this?
I pay you 600 bucks, okay?
You said you'd swallow, so.
No more distractions, I do not care what happens,
sound what you hear, there is no question anymore.
You kill me and swallow them, okay?
We good?
Incredible, let's do it.
(WHIMPERS JARRETT)
Fuck yes.
Oh very good.
(JINX MOANING AND GRUNTING)
(KNOWLEDGE BIGFOOT)
(JINX GRUNTS)
Ya.
That's what I'm talking about.
(Jinx screams) (plant BIGFOOT)
- Whoa! - kontolmu!
- Help me! - It's gone!
Damn, you're already in-Bobbit.
He bit keparatku upset, Vinny!
He bit my peanut!
All right, buddy.
We'll fix you, wait a minute.
(JINX SCREAMING)
- Oh, shit. - You killed my friend!
(BIGFOOT GROWLING)
- I understand, mate. - Oh, he bites,
God fucking!
Help me, my friend!
Help me, she bit my cock, Vinny!
Vinny: I understand.
(BRAVE WOMEN)
Hey, that's not a fucking actor, man!
Not a fucking actor, it is real.
Oh, my God!
Help me!
Look, I understand!
- I got it! - Do you understand!
Let's go, come on!
Let's go!
Vinny, please!
(LACIE SCREAMS)
(BIGFOOT GROWLING)
(LACIE SCREAMS)
We'll fix you, my friend.
(JINX SCREAMS)
Shit!
What?
- Oh, shit. - It's a fucking bear trap!
Oh, it's a trap bears.
Just like what the park ranger was talking about us!
What?
- Oh, oh, let go! - Oh God!
Where am I going to put this?
- Let go! - Yes I know.
(JINX GRUNTS)
One two Three!
(JINX SCREAMS)
Pull, do it!
(JINX SCREAMS)
Oh!
Shit, we pulled my hand off, man.
Oh, shit!
(Jinx AND Vinny SCREAM)
- Oh, shit! - Oh, shit!
(JINX SCREAMS)
We succeeded, comrades.
We pull my hand!
- Shit, man. - Oh, my God.
Fuck you, leave me, man.
Damn leave me, man.
We'll fix you, we will fix you
- then we can go. - Leave me, man.
Come on!
Damn I do not have hands
and I did not have hands, and oh, my dick, man.
It is over.
I will not leave you, friend, come on.
- Come on. - It's over, man.
***, we have to do Switchblade 5.
- Remember that! - I can not, friend.
I get you a hint role in this matter at this time.
I can not do it.
Dude, we should do it.
We can fix you!
Man, I messed up, man.
Bigfoot I hire actors,
I thought it was him, but it
Bigfoot is real shit, man.
He is genuine, a friend.
He knocked the damn
Bambi head straight to my cock in it, man.
I'm telling you, man.
I messed up, man, fucking actor should be,
Bigfoot actor he should go
and mess it all vehicles, man.
He was supposed to screw up all our cell phones, man.
My God, man.
He was supposed to mess things up.
There is no way out, man.
There is no way out.
I'm going to bleed to death, man.
I had no hand, no dick,
I can not even make love to jack off again!
What will I do?
We'll make it work, okay?
Let's get out of here, okay?
Well?
- Just go, man. - Not!
Only up, should go to.
Bad luck!
Come on friend!
(VINNY SOBBING)
We'll make it work.
Get fucking cock and hands.
We will fix you, brother.
Well?
We will do Switchblade 5, okay?
I promise you!
Your lead!
We will do it!
My God, man.
(MUSIC INTENSE)
Dude, wake up!
- Wake up! - What?
What is this?
What?
Where, what, what happened?
What is this?
Hey wake up!
Wake up, man!
Is that?
Vinny, why do you have a dick in your hand?
Why is there a dick and hand in hand?
Man, I love, my friend.
Jinx get his fucking dick sucking
but damn it's Bigfoot is real Bigfoot.
Not a damn actor was that he damn employed.
Bigfoot came and killed them fucking strippers.
Tapping on one of those fucking go.
Jinx damn garbage in the ...
Oh!
Jinx and then passed out, so I went to him
and he said something to me
and we have to go to hell,
we must go to the van, but he damn car,
all phones go and Bigfoot
actor fucking fuck all cars, friends.
Do you know what I'm saying?
- Not! - What?
Friend, you are ridiculous!
Wait, okay, okay, okay, first of all,
whether you are tall
Are you using drugs now?
Not!
We had to find a phone, we will find the phone.
He said something.
We must, we have to get something inside the van.
What?
There was, uh, Chad destroy all phones!
- Oh, shit. - Yes, they were in his hands
damn tent now, they are in millions of copies.
Oh, my God.
All?
Yes!
What we will do?
Oh, shit.
Oh, man, how are you? a friend gave me, friend?
Dude, do not worry, friend.
We just give the damn pot brownies
and a couple of beers also you can relax.
Now listen to me, listen!
Only you and me.
We have to get out of here before it got here.
- Yes, let's go! - So we have to go now.
- Now! - Now!
- Let's go! - Well!
I had to put this shit on ice, man.
We have to go!
Vinny: I have to put it on ice.
Okay, what are you doing
- I have to wash my hands. - Come on friend!
I have to wash my hands!
I'll be there.
Ah!
(PAT YELLING IN DISTANCE)
- Oh, shit! - Where are you going?
Lantern!
Oh there!
(VINNY YELLING)
Come on!
Bad luck!
We'll come, dear!
Bad luck!
- Where is she? - Oh, shit.
Where is she?
Oh, my God.
Is she dead?
Oh, shit, Jinx.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. - What?
- Yes, he is dead. - What?
Disgusting.
Bad luck.
Oh, shit, what do we do?
Vinny, what should we do now?
I told him it's a bad idea, friend.
We have to kill him off for Switchblade 5.
What?
I had a big part to you, man.
I'll give it to you.
It gives you a fucking shit.
What are you talking about?
Film kami, Switchblade 5.
Do you not see it?
You're in the movie?
What kind of friend are you?
Wait, really?
Did you say Switchblade 5?
I have not seen the four film?
Man, I'm sorry, Jinx.
It's here.
(ZIPPER HISSING)
What are you doing?
Peed.
Do you not hear what I said?
I do not care, man.
Urinating on trees throughout shit, shit Sasquatch!
Skunk ape shit!
Damn, Harry and Nonsense andersons.
Oh man. (ROARING BIGFOOT)
What?
(LOFOER ROARING BIGFOOT)
He'll be back.
We need to van, man.
- Let's take. - Go, go!
Sorry, Jinx, ew.
Hopefully the van was still around.
Where are we going?
(PLANT BIGFOOT)
Oh sial, (MUMBLES).
Do you remember where the van?
What car?
Van it.
What, the van you take me?
Ya.
When I got the hood on my head?
Oh, yes.
Fuck, we're screwed.
Sst!
(BIGFOOT GROWLING)
- Go away, we have to go. - Yes, let's go.
- Come on, we have to find it. - Go, go!
(ROARING BIGFOOT)
- Oh, go away, friend! - Come on, come on.
- Go away! - Yes I know!
(LOFOER GROW BIGFOOT)
I think so!
- Go. - I'm running away, man!
(Shout TERUMPUT)
(BIGFOOT CONTINUES TO Growl)
Oh, my God.
Come on, get up and run!
Well.
- Go ... - Tires, down.
Oh, have a flat tire!
Whether it's flat as well?
Yes, damn it!
This is all your fault!
- My fault? - Yes, your fault.
You pee.
I told you not pee!
He's got a fucking aroma.
Do not worry about it, man.
It was all just a myth.
A myth?
That is not myth shit.
It will not stop
to fucking find you, man.
Hey, we could have restrained
Oh really?
Did we?
I'll tell you one thing.
Just like Switchblade 3.
I drive a van just like this without a tire,
I'm going to get us here in a short time.
Secretly!
This is not a fucking movie!
This is real life and it
whether to kill us!
Do not, do not!
(BIGFOOT Rumbling SOON)
He was there?
(KNOWLEDGE BIGFOOT)
Oh, shit, he's coming.
- What? - Come on, go, go.
Get in the van.
Get in!
(JINX YELLS) (VAN DOORS CLICK SHUT)
- Got keys? - Yes.
Key, where the key?
Where is that damn key?
Damn it, damn it!
- He took the key. - Who?
Bigfoot actor that damn guy
that we actually hired for this.
She screwed up all the cars,
Now he's taking that damn key.
- Fuck! - Son of a bitch.
- Betsy! - What?
Oh, yes!
Oh!
That's what he was talking about.
- Who? - Jinx!
That's why he wants us to come to the van.
- To take the gun. - Yes, yes!
- Oh - Sst.
I think he's still here, down
- Down. - Oh, man.
PAT: Oh, God, damn.
Look at that.
It was the original, true.
Oh, shit, we will die.
We're going to die.
(MENDIAT GLASS) Where did he go?
Is it lost?
I hope it's gone.
Fuck, okay.
(LEAF rustling)
- Think he go? - Is he gone? 2660 01: 37: 23.633 -> 01: 37: 24.667 Shh.
He did not go! (Pat and Vinny scream
Go!
Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit! - Vinny!
Where is she?
(MEN SCREAMS OVERLAP)
Pat?
Pat!
Patrick Anthony Taylor!
Patrick?
Halo?
Patrick!
What's that?
What?
(MUSIC INTENSE)
Oh good, you damage your phone.
Still find you, motherfucker.
What is this?
Hah?
(Panting CAROLINE)
One!
Patrick!
Jinx, you lying bastard, I know it!
What is this?
Oh, very funny.
(CAROLINE LAUGHS)
It was funny, man.
Little fun Halloween party, adorable.
Big.
What?
Is this your little? souvenir bromance?
It was nice, it was God, this is real!
Not!
Oh, my God!
My God, my God!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what is your emergency?
Yes, hello, I'm in Cherokee Creek
and a cooler fucking with his hands and penis in it.
And there is beer in it!
And my boyfriend is supposed
The bachelor party, I can not find it
or friends anywhere.
Please, you have to be quick here!
Cherokee Creek!
Get here quick!
Oh, my God.
Patrick!
Bad luck!
Patrick!
Where are you
Patrick?
Patrick!
Where is it?
What was he doing?
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Yes. - I am fine.
- No problem. - I am fine.
I mean it just come and play ...
Yes, we're fine.
- We're okay. - We're okay.
We're okay
(PAT LAUGH)
(PLANT BIGFOOT)
Do you see it?
No, come on.
(MUSIC INTENSE)
(SLAM CAR DOOR SHUT)
Sst!
All right, let's go.
What is this?
Oh come on!
- Of course. - Fuck!
Goddamn flat tire.
Sst.
All right, locked?
Locked.
Perhaps this side.
dammit
Locked, damned.
Hey, guys, this is not flat.
Hey, check out the other side.
- No. - Really?
- Uh huh. - Very hot.
- Ah! - Shit.
- Of course. - Lock.
We need a key.
Whose car is this?
Oh, I'm sure the car strippers!
Oh, yes.
Uh, Brick!
Brick may have the key!
Children?
Uh, yeah, you know it's like a guard.
- Oh - Come on.
Let's check it.
(MUSIC INTENSE)
(LEAF rustling)
What's that?
That tree.
Past the tree.
What is that?
Shh, down.
Oh, my God.
- Is that him? - I do not know.
What do you mean you do not know?
Your damn experts.
Dude, there are genuine, some are false.
How should I know the difference?
All right, firing it.
You have a gun.
You shot him.
Here.
I had never shot before.
You're kidding?
You are in all it was an action film.
Yes, but I have to use a knife.
Well.
Just fucking shoot, come on.
Let's get out of here.
Come on, I'm still pretty messed up
of things that you gave me.
I do not like it, man, I do not like it.
Come on, let's just find the key.
Let us find the man who had them
and get out of here.
Cause what if I miss?
I'm just upset.
- All right, all right. - Yes.
Just wait, just wait until he left.
Well.
- There he is. - There he is.
There he is.
- Hey, let's go there. - Well.
Go away.
What is this?
Get ...
oh, oh, the Brick!
Hey, oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, shit.
Son of a bitch!
Check him for the key.
Key.
Look.
Gosh, no nothing.
Son of a bitch!
a
Strippers.
Strippers have to have it.
I know where they are on, come on.
Come on.
They are there.
- Oh, yes. - Oh, my God.
They should have it, friends.
Go check him.
I'll check this one.
dammit
Um, okay.
dammit
(VINNY YELLS)
Dirty!
Fuck yes!
I got it!
Oh, shit.
Vinny, behind you!
(PLANT BIGFOOT)
(PANTS Vinny)
unlucky
(VINNY SCREAMS) (ROAR BIGFOOT)
(VINNY COUGHS)
(VINNY YELLS)
Dirt!
I got it.
(BIGFOOT RUMBLES)
Fuck you, man! (CAUSE THE SPREAD)
(CLOSED BY THE PAT'S BIGFOOT growls)
Goddamn it, Vinny.
(PAT GROANS)
What is this?
Had to get the key.
I took the key.
Oh
(PAT RETCHES)
It should be be you and me, man.
Oh, damn, where is it?
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Thank you buddy.
(MUSIC Ominous)
You bitch!
(HARD HARD)
(PAT GROANS)
(CAROLINE LAUGHS)
Oh, my God!
Oh God, I'm so happy to see you.
Look at you.
Why is that you shoot at me?
You are crazy?
I was not shooting at you,
I was shooting at a bear or whatever it is.
That attack you!
It's behind you!
See?
- What was that? - You killed him!
That Bigfoot!
That Bigfoot damn.
And you killed him.
He killed everyone.
All of the dead.
Almost caught me.
- But I managed. - Mmhmm.
And you're lucky I did not kill
for all that you have put me through tonight.
You betrayed me!
You put all the videos in all my social media
they account strippers around you.
Why do you want to do that?
Are you serious?
Did you hear me?
- All dead! - Yes, I hear you!
I almost died!
But you broke your promise to me.
Everything that I came here with,
Jinx, they all die.
- I hear you. - I am done.
You hear me?
Done little bitch whipped into the vagina.
I did not put any videos of your social media accounts.
Okay, so I appreciate it if you cut me
a little slack.
And to top it all,
I do not know what happened.
The last thing I can remember
I argued with Jinx is about a stripper
You are very concerned.
Next thing I know, I wake up by Vinny
and he had interrupted damn dick
and others defrauded hand in hand.
How do you know this is not one of the jokes Jinx?
Hah?
He's friends with all the special effects people,
he does this all the time,
I personally never trust him
and because he promised no one would get hurt,
- I said, OK, all right. - Okay, stop.
And he promised there would be no strippers!
And what is there?
Strippers!
You worry about a stripper?
What do you think I'm doing something here?
In addition to fighting for my own damn?
And if you are very worried about what I'm doing, what?
You are not safe?
You think I'm doing something wrong?
How about you?
Feel like you're missing something.
So where are you tonight?
While I try not to die?
(Sirens IN DISTANCE)
Do you hear it?
Itu sirens.
I called the sheriff at the campsite!
Let's go, let's get him!
(SIRENS GROW LOUDER)
I killed him!
I shot him, he's back there.
OFFICER: Drop your weapon!
- No, no, you should go see. - Drop the weapon.
- Forgive me. - Up here.
Oh, I'd love (Mumbles)
and smells like beef in the morning.
It makes me horny.
What?
- What have we got here? - Oh, my God,
- what is this? - I do not know.
But it did not.
- He died. - Throw him.
According to my calculations, one, two, three.
(MEN grunting) (WOMEN WOMEN)
God, he stinks.
You must be kidding.
PAT: No, I'm serious.
That story expects us to believe?
The story of another Bigfoot?
PAT: He was there.
You know how many times we pulled out here
for stories of this Bigfoot?
I just shot him, he was there
if you come only with us, you'll see!
First of all, boy, you're on the property are limited.
It was a good 300 dollars per person.
Second, why do not you just go to the titty bar
like everyone else?
I mean, who's out in the woods for a bachelor party?
Nobody.
Does not make sense.
Tuan.
With all due respect, I strongly oppose
for titty bar and camping is all that I allow him to do.
All that you allow him to do?
Well, you're cool with him out
with his friends into the restricted area
and get them all killed?
That makes no sense, ma'am.
I did not know they would be trespassing.
I do not know this will be a restricted area.
I did not know there would be a stripper,
I did not know there would be actors in costumes Bigfoot!
Of course there will be a stripper,
he was a man, is not it?
Control what kind of woman you
There he is!
- Look at yourself. - There he is!
My God, it's him.
(SOBS CAROLINE)
Let us take a look at it.
This Bigfoot you, lady.
(GASPS DAN SOBS KAROLIN)
It looks like you killing these fine young man for no reason.
- No, I'm not. - No!
Stop, that's not what happened.
Okay, then, no, no, no.
You said you knew about the party ...
That's not what I shoot!
- I shoot, I shoot Bigfoot! - You said you knew
about the party and plans.
Why do not you check it out
before you shoot and kill this poor child?
I do not know I did not mean it!
You think a child to do all this?
We're going to handcuff them.
We will take you to any further questions.
We will get to the bottom of this.
It's okay, it would be good.
We will find out exactly what happened here.
Stay calm, okay?
We are not guilty.
We did not do anything!
We are innocent!
We need to reduce the drama, right?
- Everything is quiet. - Dramatic what?
You arrested us for no reason.
You think I do this?
We are innocent!
OFFICER: Have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will happen
used against you in a court of law.
Down, we are innocent!
We are innocent!
Sir, sir!
Please, we are not guilty.
Please.
Get in the damn car.
This is nonsense.
Hei!
Hey, that's it!
- Hey, that's it! - Let's go.
PAT: That's the park ranger.
My boy, you just diggin 'deeper hole with lies.
Just shut up, okay?
Say to the judge, if you will.
- Let's go. - Come on!
- Get in the car! - Look at her breasts!
- Get in the car. - Take him to the car, the deputy.
Let's go!
Get him out of here.
No, no, no!
- No, no! - Let's go.
- (CAROLINE yells) - Come on.
Depart!
Listen, we are not guilty!
Sheriff, I do not know what he was talking about.
I've never seen that man in my life.
Let me see.
Vinny Blades.
What I said about
associating with this camping?
They put you in trouble every time.
(ROAR BIGFOOT)
(MUSIC Ominous)
(ROCK MUSIC)
God, his hands and a cock.
Oh
How handjob, friends, huh?
(MAN CHUCKLES)
What are you doing, little lady?
What do you do to get it? head fall?
(Camera Camera)
I found another one!
(WOMEN WOMEN)
What is this?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
- Yes! - Well!
Take a look at this bastard!
Look at these people.
You fucking made it through the fucking movie!
Cherokee Creek!
PRIA: Cherokee Creek, Cherokee Creek!
Cherokee Creek, Cherokee Creek!
Oh, shit, hey.
Kids, if you're watching this,
do not mess around with guns, okay?
But you have to say Cherokee Creek
and, you know, you can come up with their own tarianmu.
You do not have to do this but,
come up with a kind of dance Cherokee Creek
- crap and put it online. - Yes, you can dance!
I want you to tell everyone bastards out there.
- Son of a bitch! - Motherfucker about our movies
Cherokee Creek because we made this
damn movie for you.
We want to see a movie Kickass Bigfoot
who have breast and ass and everything.
Tits!
And we do not necessarily want to see dick
there but everyone was inserting the penis into a movie
and we did our research, so we were like, what the hell.
I'll put a dick in there and kontolnya funny.
I think his penis is pretty funny.
I think the funny penis yes
Dick in the movie was funny.
You can laugh out of that bastard.
- Hey, you got ... - Anyway.
You laugh with the penis.
I laugh.
Anyway, so it came down to a few businesses.
- You bastard. - You.
You're awesome rogues out there,
everything, what we need for you all
to fucking do is tell everyone
on this motherfucking movie.
Get on Facebook, Twitter.
It was like that.
Shit, Facebook, Twitter,
whatever it is you're active.
- Instagram. - Yes!
What are the others?
Facebook?
We said that already, did not you?
Instagram.
We say that too.
However, get all the damn format
and any format out at that point
and let them know about this movie, Cherokee Creek
because we are 100 percent independent film
and we do not take shit from anyone.
And we do not change bad luck in this film.
Because we send what we want to do
and I know you liked it very much
and if you like it, how we fucking love it,
let some asshole about it.
Hey, we succeed we want to do, is not it?
We are successful as we wanted.
- That's right. - Yes.
So, tell everyone.
Tell everyone.
TODD: Hey, do not go.
Stay there and keep watching them bastards.
What should I do with it?
TODD: Man, hold on the camera, make sure they do it.
- Hey! - Tell me everything.
Make no mistake!
(LAUGH)
(ROCK MUSIC)
¬ They come
¬ Run
¬ It comes in the evening without warning ¬
¬ With ¬ full of despair and rage
¬ Fear of animals that lived before us ¬
¬ We were on the ground, it is not sacred
¬ They come
¬ So run
¬ vain to sublease body ¬
¬ In the land of the profane
¬ get as high as the tree before you ¬
¬ And the scar can not be seen, oh no ¬
¬ They come
¬ Run
¬ They saw
¬ They kiss
They are the eyes ¬ played by month
¬ you can feel
¬ But I can not see it
¬ Very lively
very deadly
¬ They come
¬ Hei, ya
¬ They come
You're not stealing scooter,
you scoundrel.
TODD: You do not steal my scooter, you bastard!
Okay, ready?
Set, look right here in my hand, mother.
You okay, do not worry.
And action!
You're not stealing scooter,
you bastard bastard.
(MAN LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND)
TODD: My goodness, my friends!
It was the first time he's right.
BILLY: Nail it!
TODD: Well, come on come on, come on, come on.