2 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:10,355 Ready? 3 00:01:25,495 --> 00:01:27,205 FBl. 4 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:30,625 - Throw that piece of shit in there. - No, wait. 5 00:01:32,794 --> 00:01:35,172 Sit down and shut up, you old fool. 6 00:01:35,797 --> 00:01:37,591 Ten thousand. 7 00:01:37,716 --> 00:01:40,093 - On... bug-eye boy. - What?! 8 00:01:40,176 --> 00:01:42,804 Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh? 9 00:01:44,222 --> 00:01:46,891 - I'll take that bet. - Ready? And fight! 10 00:02:09,247 --> 00:02:11,458 Y'all never heard of Soul, Korea? 11 00:02:17,548 --> 00:02:20,759 - FBl! Everybody freeze. - Don't move. 12 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:35,398 - John! - A little help down here, please? 13 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:37,483 No doubt. Are you all right? 14 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:40,988 I'm just takin' a bath with Old Yeller down here. 15 00:02:41,071 --> 00:02:45,492 Could you open the cage? I'm a married man. I'm not used to this much attention. 16 00:02:46,452 --> 00:02:49,412 Satellite TV and a six-pack do not a full life make. 17 00:02:49,496 --> 00:02:52,791 You gotta understand. I'm not like you. 18 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:55,043 On the street, I gotta keep it simple. 19 00:02:55,127 --> 00:02:59,882 You know what I mean? I can't have a family and home out there distracting me. 20 00:02:59,965 --> 00:03:02,801 That's funny. I couldn't be out there without it. 21 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:07,514 OK. We've got a live one, people. Conference room in five. 22 00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:11,893 Oh, Malcolm. Didn't recognize you with the make-up off. Got the Michaels file? 23 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:14,063 - Got it. - Good. Bring it here. 24 00:03:14,521 --> 00:03:19,359 I'm just sayin', on the street I can't have no distractions. I gotta be ready for anything. 25 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:25,449 - Nice. - You too grown for this shit, man. 26 00:03:35,376 --> 00:03:37,544 A prison escape leaves one man dead. 27 00:03:37,628 --> 00:03:40,922 Lester Vesco, serving a life sentence for murder, 28 00:03:41,006 --> 00:03:43,467 has escaped from a federal penitentiary. 29 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:47,888 He is seen here on security cameras robbing the Century Union Bank. 30 00:03:47,971 --> 00:03:50,808 - Vesco is extremely dangerous. - Oh, my God. 31 00:03:52,976 --> 00:03:54,978 What's wrong? 32 00:03:55,895 --> 00:03:58,107 Nothing's wrong. 33 00:03:58,190 --> 00:04:01,526 You know, how would you like to go on a little vacation? 34 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:05,739 - I don't know. We've never been on one. - How fast can you get ready? 35 00:04:22,214 --> 00:04:24,217 Ready. 36 00:04:26,427 --> 00:04:29,471 Well, you look ready to me. 37 00:04:29,554 --> 00:04:31,307 Grab your medicine. 38 00:04:37,229 --> 00:04:39,106 Got your seat belt on? 39 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,191 - Yup. - Let's roll. 40 00:04:59,669 --> 00:05:03,422 Lester Vesco. Not a nice man, people. 41 00:05:04,131 --> 00:05:08,386 Two years ago, he robbed a bank, popped a guard and the bank manager 42 00:05:08,469 --> 00:05:12,264 and walked out with two million in cash and bearer bonds. 43 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:15,476 We got him, but the money was never recovered. 44 00:05:15,559 --> 00:05:18,020 Twelve hours ago, he killed a prison doctor 45 00:05:18,103 --> 00:05:21,941 and drove out the front gate in the man's Volvo. Very creative. 46 00:05:22,024 --> 00:05:27,029 - What about the girl from the robbery? - Lester's girlfriend. Sherry Pierce. 47 00:05:27,195 --> 00:05:29,824 Never convicted. Worked in the bank. 48 00:05:29,907 --> 00:05:32,201 So she gives him access to the vault, 49 00:05:32,284 --> 00:05:35,830 cries on the stand and walks away with two million large. 50 00:05:35,913 --> 00:05:38,082 Exactly. But we never proved it. 51 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:42,503 She's pretty smart. Keeps a low profile, works two shit jobs. 52 00:05:42,628 --> 00:05:44,839 Now it looks like she's in the wind. 53 00:05:44,922 --> 00:05:47,633 So we find her, we find Lester, we find the money. 54 00:05:47,716 --> 00:05:51,929 - What about this stepbrother in Oakland? - You and Gallagher take it. 55 00:05:52,013 --> 00:05:56,726 - Get some warrants. Set up a surveillance. - Great. Malcolm and I can stay here 56 00:05:56,851 --> 00:05:58,644 and hit the phones. 57 00:05:58,728 --> 00:06:02,189 No, no, I've got something special planned for you two. 58 00:06:02,272 --> 00:06:07,153 Sherry's got a long-lost grandmother in Cartersville, Georgia. 59 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:12,450 And who knows, Malcolm? Maybe you'll find an Armani outlet - by the Piggly Wiggly. 60 00:06:13,701 --> 00:06:15,536 That's all, people. 61 00:06:54,826 --> 00:06:57,912 - There's Big Momma. - What a classic scene. 62 00:06:57,995 --> 00:07:00,540 Genteel old lady, pruning her roses. 63 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:07,088 Lord, I done told Sadie about this dog. 64 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:10,466 Let me catch you here again and I'll barbecue some hot dog! 65 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,305 - Got it. - You know what, man? 66 00:07:15,388 --> 00:07:19,308 Erskine and Stoner probably caught that girl Sherry two days ago. 67 00:07:19,392 --> 00:07:23,104 They just wanted us to sit here pickin' ticks off our asses. 68 00:07:23,188 --> 00:07:27,317 Nobody's tried to kill you for days. The stress must be overwhelming. 69 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,154 I'm just here to catch a bad guy. If it goes down hard, so be it. 70 00:07:31,237 --> 00:07:35,533 If we could get in to plant the surveillance equipment, we wouldn't be stuck here. 71 00:07:35,617 --> 00:07:37,535 Hey, what do we have here? 72 00:07:40,496 --> 00:07:44,709 Must be one of those Southern traditions. Exchanging baked goods in the street. 73 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:49,839 Nah, you bring them over. That's how you meet the new neighbors. 74 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,966 Oh, man. 75 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:57,597 - Where are you going? - While she's out, I'll set the surveillance. 76 00:07:57,681 --> 00:07:59,224 Stall 'em. 77 00:07:59,307 --> 00:08:01,309 - Stall them? - Trust me. 78 00:08:01,392 --> 00:08:04,771 - Malcolm! - Four and a half minutes. 79 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,986 - Well, how-dee, ladies. - Hello, neighbor. 80 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:14,781 Welcome to Maple Drive. We hope you will come to love... 81 00:08:14,864 --> 00:08:18,493 Oh, shut up and give the man your dry old Bundt cake so I can go home. 82 00:08:18,577 --> 00:08:23,247 You'll have to excuse Hattie Mae. Her stomach's not feelin' too good. 83 00:08:23,331 --> 00:08:25,125 I'm Miss Patterson 84 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:27,377 and this is Miss Other Patterson. 85 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:31,632 We call her that because she's from a whole different set of Pattersons. 86 00:08:39,222 --> 00:08:41,558 - My name's John. - John what? 87 00:08:43,643 --> 00:08:46,980 - Patterson! Isn't that a weird coincidence? - Yes, it is. 88 00:08:47,064 --> 00:08:49,482 Maybe we're all related. 89 00:08:59,576 --> 00:09:02,787 I used to be married, but not any more. 90 00:09:02,871 --> 00:09:05,623 Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus? 91 00:09:05,707 --> 00:09:09,628 No. Actually, Jesus, I think, is how he pronounces it. 92 00:09:09,711 --> 00:09:11,254 He was the gardener. 93 00:09:11,337 --> 00:09:15,425 I caught him spreadin' fertilizer in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. 94 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:19,179 'Scuse me, honey. Here's your corn bread. I got to go. 95 00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:22,474 No, you can't! Ladies, it was really a pleasure. 96 00:09:23,058 --> 00:09:25,143 Wait. You can't leave. 97 00:09:25,226 --> 00:09:30,941 Where's this great Southern hospitality I've heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that. 98 00:09:31,107 --> 00:09:35,571 I was hoping we could sit in the front porch and shuck corn, shoot squirrels... 99 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:40,075 Boy, you ain't right. Did somebody hook you up to a jumper cable? 100 00:09:40,158 --> 00:09:42,828 When I say I got to go, move - I got to go. 101 00:09:42,911 --> 00:09:45,455 Wait! 102 00:09:46,748 --> 00:09:52,337 I'm not crazy, just a little lonely. We could spend some quality time together. 103 00:09:52,754 --> 00:09:57,759 Say, you know what I do when I have an upset stomach? 104 00:09:57,843 --> 00:10:00,220 I jog. Yes! Come on! 105 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:04,224 It's good when you got the runs. Come on, me and you around the block. 106 00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:09,062 Listen, either I can go around you, or I can go through you. Whichever you decide. 107 00:10:09,146 --> 00:10:10,773 Fine. 108 00:10:12,065 --> 00:10:13,984 Shit! 109 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:23,202 - You cannot go in there. - You're sayin' I can't go in my own house? 110 00:10:23,285 --> 00:10:27,873 No, I'm telling you, you cannot go in there without giving me a big 111 00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:30,334 Southern welcome. 112 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:34,963 That's it. A little sugar on it. 113 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:37,508 If you want a second helping, let me know. 114 00:10:37,591 --> 00:10:40,594 - Cos I got two knees! - No, I'm good. God bless ya. 115 00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:43,638 - Cos I got to go. - Yeah. Thanks for the corn bread. 116 00:10:43,722 --> 00:10:48,727 Jesus, let me just make it to the bathroom before I lose my bowels all over myself. 117 00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:54,900 Jesus. 118 00:10:56,652 --> 00:10:58,738 Will I make it? 119 00:11:00,364 --> 00:11:02,408 Have mercy, Lord. 120 00:11:04,409 --> 00:11:07,371 Those stewed prunes! 121 00:11:07,455 --> 00:11:11,458 They just goin' right straight through me. 122 00:12:21,904 --> 00:12:24,866 I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day, 123 00:12:24,949 --> 00:12:27,576 but damn - that was a lotta ass. 124 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:32,290 I think I need a splint or somethin'. 125 00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:35,751 Just... I'll be all right. 126 00:13:31,474 --> 00:13:33,768 "Dr Green. Wilshire Pediatrics." 127 00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:38,314 Here we go. 128 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,484 God. 129 00:13:41,568 --> 00:13:44,487 Miss it. Miss it. 130 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,989 Think you can throw me off my shit? 131 00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:49,200 I'm in the zone. 132 00:13:49,909 --> 00:13:52,036 100 dollars. Come on. 133 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,706 - That shit don't count. - What do you mean? 134 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,333 - You were in my grill. - 100 bucks, man. 135 00:13:58,626 --> 00:14:01,253 Who could be callin' her at this time of night? 136 00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:04,007 Trussy! How ya do... 137 00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:07,343 Oh, Lord. William's in the hospital again? 138 00:14:08,135 --> 00:14:12,348 I'll be there. I'm prepared. I can stay a week or two weeks... 139 00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:16,269 She's leavin', man. Now's our chance to tap the phones. Come on. 140 00:14:18,646 --> 00:14:22,651 - Driver, please get me to the bus station. - Yes, ma'am. 141 00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:26,446 I gotta go and help my friend out for a couple of weeks. 142 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:41,586 Over here. 143 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,051 Jesus! 144 00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:51,096 Back up off me. 145 00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:54,599 - Sorry. - Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 146 00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:59,896 Go on, leave me a little message. As soon as I get back, I'll give you a shout. God bless. 147 00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:03,399 Big Momma? It's Sherry. 148 00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,320 Surprised, huh? 149 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,572 Listen, I was taking a little vacation 150 00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:12,159 and I was headed in your direction, 151 00:15:12,242 --> 00:15:17,205 and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check on you since I haven't seen you in a while. 152 00:15:17,288 --> 00:15:21,168 But it looks like you're not home, so I'll see you on the next trip. 153 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,545 No! 154 00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:26,298 - We lost her. - No! Look... 155 00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:29,634 And, Big Momma, I just want you to know... 156 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:34,014 I know it’s been a long time since we've talked, but... 157 00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:37,350 I really do love you and miss you very much. 158 00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:41,063 Praise the Lord. 159 00:15:41,146 --> 00:15:44,107 It's my baby Sherry! 160 00:15:44,941 --> 00:15:47,068 Big Momma, you're there! 161 00:15:47,152 --> 00:15:48,862 Hi! 162 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:54,535 Yes, I'm here, honey child, lamb chop, sugar foot. 163 00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,662 Hang up. 164 00:15:56,745 --> 00:16:01,458 I know things haven't been so great between us these past couple of years, 165 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,753 and I just want you to know 166 00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:10,551 that your place is the only place that's ever really felt like home for me. 167 00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:15,472 And I can't wait to see you and I love you very much. 168 00:16:16,557 --> 00:16:18,558 Well, I'm... 169 00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:23,147 I'm glad it felt like a home to you, Sherry. 170 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,232 You hurry home, then. All right? 171 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,485 And I'm gonna make sure that I lock you up 172 00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:31,113 so you don't get away from me ever again. 173 00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:35,116 - Bye, Big Momma. - OK, Sherry. Bye-bye. 174 00:16:40,122 --> 00:16:42,874 - What the hell did you just do? - Kept us in play. 175 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,879 If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave, and then we have no case. 176 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,964 Don't worry. 177 00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,467 Big Momma'll be here. 178 00:17:22,414 --> 00:17:24,916 Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 179 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,753 Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 180 00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:30,631 Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce. 181 00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:27,354 All right, Trent. Mind your manners. No back talk. 182 00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,565 And remember... Look at me. 183 00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,777 And remember that our business is our business. 184 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,988 They're here. Now here's the earpiece. 185 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,325 If anybody asks, tell them it's your new hearing aid. 186 00:18:39,408 --> 00:18:41,535 How do I look? 187 00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:44,914 If I were an 85-year-old man with cataracts and a bad hip, 188 00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:47,041 - I'd take a run at you. - Man, shut up. 189 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,918 Big Momma? We're here. 190 00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:54,715 Lord! 191 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,176 - Look what the wind done blew my... - Hi. 192 00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:00,930 Damn, you fine... 193 00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:03,307 Sherry, you changed. 194 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:06,644 Me? Look at you, Big Momma! I hardly recognize you. 195 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,729 Child, that's only make-up. 196 00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:14,694 Now come on over here and give your Big Momma a great big hug. 197 00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:19,407 It's so good to see you, Big Momma. 198 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:24,286 - I thought you'd forgotten all about me. - Hush your mouth, child. 199 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:28,374 - Big Momma could never forget that ass. - What?! 200 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,710 Ma. Asthma. 201 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,004 Remember you had asthma? 202 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,381 I remember it like it was yesterday. 203 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,968 You used to puff and wheeze somethin' wicked. 204 00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:44,181 I said "Sherry, are you all right?" You said... 205 00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,851 Oh, damn. Big Momma gettin' light-headed. 206 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,979 Wait a second. Maybe we should take you upstairs. 207 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:54,150 Bless your little asthmatic heart. 208 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:59,697 - Who's he? - Oh, Big Momma. That's Trent, my son. 209 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,200 You haven't seen him since he was a baby. 210 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,578 Oh, yeah. Trent! 211 00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,789 Hi, Trent. 212 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:12,001 - Say hi. - I should've known just by lookin' at him. 213 00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:15,839 Look at that nappy little grapefruit head. 214 00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:20,885 You know, it runs in the family. Grapefruit heads. 215 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,096 Your granddaddy had a big-ass head. 216 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:26,307 The hotel out by the freeway had a pool. 217 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,394 - Sweetheart... - He's a quick little one, isn't he? 218 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,438 - Yeah. - They grow up so fast, 219 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,232 what with the color television an' all. 220 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,988 But he'll come to find Big Momma pretty quick herself. 221 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:45,160 - I'm starving. - Are y'all hungry? 222 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:49,455 - Actually, we are pretty hungry. - Come on in. I'm here to take care of y'all. 223 00:20:49,538 --> 00:20:51,833 Come on, Sherry. Come on in. 224 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:57,172 - Sherry, let me get this bag for you. - Oh, no, Big Momma. I got it. 225 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,758 You can take mine. 226 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,843 You are somethin'. Isn't he? 227 00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:05,138 You're gonna love Big Momma's cooking. 228 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,309 Think it's gonna be windy today. There's a draught. 229 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,525 There we go. 230 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,570 See, Sherry, I like to make sure 231 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,781 that my food is properly lubricated. 232 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,576 It goes down easier that way. 233 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,914 Oh, my God. He's gonna kill her. This guy can't even make toast. 234 00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:34,209 Let's see what's in there to cook now. 235 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,590 We got some pork chops, 236 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,216 turkey necks... 237 00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:43,426 Child, you like these? 238 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,303 One for me... 239 00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:50,892 Well, I'm probably not gonna eat them, but you can have mine. All right, Sherry? 240 00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:53,102 Now, Sherry, 241 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,063 sit back, watch and learn. 242 00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:01,111 Malcolm, I don't know how to tell you this... but your face is falling off! 243 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,538 Big Momma? Are you OK? 244 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:16,043 - Where's that pot? - I'm gonna go and start setting the table. 245 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,962 Yeah, you do that, Sherry. Where's that pot? 246 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,175 Malcolm! 247 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,346 What are you doin' over there? 248 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,738 - What are you doin'? - Take it easy! 249 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:50,494 Big Momma, I think you just had a Peeping Tom. 250 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,123 That's all right, child. I get them all the time. 251 00:22:55,665 --> 00:23:00,921 You do your housework in the nude and it tends to attract the wrong element. 252 00:23:02,505 --> 00:23:06,010 Nothin' like a little excitement to get the blood goin'. 253 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,560 While I fix dinner, 254 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:18,981 tell me what brings you to Big Momma's house after all these years. 255 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,900 Well, we were just on a little vacation. 256 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:25,488 Middle of the night seems a funny time to go on vacation. 257 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,865 I thought you might have been in trouble. 258 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:32,119 - How did you know we left at night? - I didn't. 259 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,080 No, no. 260 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,295 - Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah. 261 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,922 Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease. 262 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,718 - Here. Let's dry you off. - So what about it, child? 263 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:51,138 You in trouble? Is there something you wanna tell Big Momma? 264 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,604 Big Momma, is that duct tape on your face? 265 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,149 Oh, dear! The duct tape. 266 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:05,277 I guess you're wonderin' why I got the duct tape. 267 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,905 - It's a beauty secret. - Really? 268 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:12,117 Yes. You never used duct tape to get rid of them unsightly hairs? 269 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:16,038 - No. - It works particularly well on the bikini area. 270 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,457 - Really? - No doubt, girl. 271 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,459 The pork chops are on fire. 272 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,428 Big Momma, here! 273 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,271 Who's ready to eat? 274 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:48,153 We could always run down to Ring-A-Ding Burger. 275 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,114 Get him a Smiley Meal. 276 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,533 Oh, no, Big Momma. This... 277 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,993 This looks great. 278 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:59,665 Well, then, eat up. Take you a big old forkful. 279 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,001 Watch it. The plate's hot now. 280 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:06,505 I hope I didn’t put too much seasoning salt. 281 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:13,387 - Would you like me to get that for you? - No. I got it, Sherry. 282 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,849 Who could it be at this time of night? 283 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,102 Just a second! 284 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,938 I wonder who this could be, 285 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,441 surprisin' me this time of evening. 286 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:31,405 I say, I wonder who could be at my door so late at night. 287 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,742 There's my sugar. 288 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:39,956 You'd better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out. 289 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,458 Yes, ma'am. My mouth is closed. 290 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,210 But these hands is open for business. 291 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:52,092 Big Momma, who was it? 292 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,887 Oh, that's just a Bible salesman. 293 00:25:54,971 --> 00:26:00,018 - Sherry, let's go back and finish supper. - You can run, but you can't hide. 294 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,645 Oh, I'm sorry. Ben Rawley's the name. 295 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,106 - Pleased to meet you. - Sherry. 296 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:09,485 - Big Momma, you didn't say you had a man. - Child, I ain't got no man. 297 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,822 Why, she got every man in town sniffin' round like dogs. 298 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:17,994 - I do? - Do I smell some greens? 299 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:21,373 - Yeah, come on in. There's plenty. - Oh, no! 300 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,208 Now, Ben, you know you can't eat no greens. 301 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,711 Greens give you gas somethin' wicked. 302 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:33,467 Last time I had Ben over for greens, I had to re-wallpaper. 303 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:38,306 - Ben, let me show you to your car. - Wait a minute! 304 00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:40,308 You look different. 305 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:43,186 - Different? - You know, I said the same thing. 306 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:46,647 That face and those eyes. You've changed. 307 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:52,904 - Changed? - Yes, ma'am. 308 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,239 You're gettin' younger every day. 309 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,828 Sherry, say good night to Mr. Rawley. 310 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,709 Good night. Nice to meet you. 311 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,256 Take it easy, Hattie. 312 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,633 Who the hell do you think you are? 313 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:19,556 Comin' up here, tryin' to put your nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty. 314 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:23,351 I will not be treated like street poontang! 315 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,437 Ben, if you wanna get with me... 316 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:30,566 I mean... you will never get with me! Understand? 317 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:34,571 And even if I was interested, which I definitely am not, 318 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,115 you be goin' about it the wrong way. 319 00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:41,161 - How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house 320 00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:43,663 and lead with your shaboink-boink! 321 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,375 Women don't respond to that. 322 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,169 I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage. 323 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,881 This ain't no damn prom. 324 00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:58,720 Ben, you gotta bring a woman somethin' special. 325 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:01,723 Somethin' that means it's from your heart. 326 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:03,850 Come on. You's a OG, aren't you? 327 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,812 You's a fake one, but you's probably a OG, huh? 328 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,856 All right, well, get it together. 329 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:15,195 - Thanks, Hattie, baby. - Good. Get your ass outta here. 330 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:17,864 Oh, and that seersucker suit? 331 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,817 Sherry made a call today. Who was it? 332 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:57,821 A Dr Green in Los Angeles. A refill on the kid's allergy prescription. 333 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,448 She's done nothing to try and contact Lester. 334 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:02,742 Well, she will. And when she does, 335 00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:05,537 - we'll be there to catch her. - That's right. 336 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,999 Superfly! 337 00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,335 You know? 338 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:14,963 You wanna give me those, or have you grown too attached to 'em? 339 00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:28,560 "Prescription called in for Trent Pierce." 340 00:29:29,311 --> 00:29:33,107 "Hafarth's Pharmacy, Cartersville, Georgia." 341 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,376 I know what you're up to. 342 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:55,838 You think you're nickel slick, but I got your penny change. 343 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:59,925 What you talkin'? I'm just takin' in a little air. 344 00:30:00,009 --> 00:30:04,137 You can't fool an old fool. Sadie's got it all figured out. 345 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:07,183 Look, you old bat, this is a federal... 346 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:12,437 The man ain't been here for two days and you all over him. 347 00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:17,484 Oh! You think me and the white... No, I don't get down like that. 348 00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:21,280 Are you drinkin' that corn liquor? Are you sippin' on the yak? 349 00:30:21,364 --> 00:30:24,324 Maybe I have. But somethin's goin' on. 350 00:30:24,408 --> 00:30:27,578 I got my eye on you two. 351 00:30:28,037 --> 00:30:31,123 What a day. What a damn day. 352 00:30:34,544 --> 00:30:38,297 Big Momma, someone's here to see you. They say it's an emergency. 353 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,716 Emergency? What kind of emergency? 354 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:43,761 Your... 355 00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:47,556 Oh, that. 356 00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:51,769 Child, when you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs. 357 00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:56,107 If you don't put 'em on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood. 358 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:59,485 - Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick. - What you talkin'? 359 00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,778 - Big Momma, it's time. - Time for what? 360 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:04,115 Ritha's gonna have her baby. 361 00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:06,867 Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by. 362 00:31:06,951 --> 00:31:09,746 Be sure to send me an invitation to the baby shower. 363 00:31:09,829 --> 00:31:13,582 Her water broke comin' back from the movie. The baby's due any minute. 364 00:31:13,666 --> 00:31:16,043 - And you got to deliver it. - Excuse me? 365 00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:19,380 - You're the midwife, aren't you? - Midwife? 366 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:24,927 Big Momma! 367 00:31:25,011 --> 00:31:27,096 - What are you doing? - Screamin'! 368 00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,723 I find that it calms the spirit. 369 00:31:29,807 --> 00:31:32,185 Matter of fact, let's all scream. 370 00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:38,191 Good. See? It works. 371 00:31:38,274 --> 00:31:40,610 It's not like... I don’t know what I'm doin'. 372 00:31:40,693 --> 00:31:43,237 Take it easy. I've called the paramedics. 373 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,116 Just stall, and then get out of the way when they get there. OK? 374 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,118 All right. Excuse me, darlin'. 375 00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:53,247 Let's close these, OK? You don't want your business wavin' all in the air. 376 00:31:53,331 --> 00:31:55,082 Oh, no! Don't! 377 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:59,087 - I said close 'em! - They don't close! 378 00:31:59,170 --> 00:32:02,632 Well, then, maybe that's how you got this way in the first place! 379 00:32:02,715 --> 00:32:05,301 - Get this baby out of me! - Where is she? 380 00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:07,929 - Just breathe, sweetie. - Thank God you're here. 381 00:32:08,012 --> 00:32:11,098 Listen, child. You do what the paramedic says. OK? 382 00:32:11,182 --> 00:32:14,143 Big Momma gonna be in the kitchen... bakin' up a storm. 383 00:32:14,227 --> 00:32:16,187 - Bakin'? - Paramedic? 384 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:19,857 Nolan is a security guard at the lumberyard. 385 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:23,569 Head security guard. I got two men and three dogs workin' up under me. 386 00:32:23,653 --> 00:32:26,238 How you doin'? I'm Nolan, Ritha's brother. 387 00:32:26,322 --> 00:32:29,200 - Paramedics? Is something wrong? - No! 388 00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:33,245 I knew it. I told you this senile old hag was gettin' too old to be doin' this. 389 00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:36,249 Who are you callin' senile? You wanna step outside? 390 00:32:36,332 --> 00:32:39,460 Look, I took CPR. Can't be too much harder than that. 391 00:32:39,752 --> 00:32:41,755 Damn! That's a baby. 392 00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:45,675 Will you shut up, please? Big Momma can handle this. Get outta here! 393 00:32:45,758 --> 00:32:48,220 Big Momma's here, darlin'. Don't worry. 394 00:32:48,303 --> 00:32:52,849 OK, now. Nolan, get your chunky ass in gear and find me some hot water. 395 00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:54,850 Lena, I need towels. Lots of towels. 396 00:32:54,934 --> 00:32:57,353 - Towels. - Now somebody get me some lard. 397 00:32:57,437 --> 00:32:59,147 Preferably Crisco. 398 00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:02,191 We got a baby about to slide into the world. 399 00:33:02,984 --> 00:33:05,278 - Hold my hand, Big Momma. - Hold her hand. 400 00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:09,115 Hold my hand! Hold my hand! 401 00:33:11,367 --> 00:33:14,078 OK, you're doin' good. 402 00:33:14,162 --> 00:33:16,288 I'm doin' good. 403 00:33:16,373 --> 00:33:18,208 What they need Crisco for? 404 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:20,126 They use Crisco for everything here. 405 00:33:20,668 --> 00:33:24,047 I can't breathe. 406 00:33:24,131 --> 00:33:26,716 What the hell are you doing? 407 00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:29,802 - I saw this in a movie once. - Stop, Big Momma! 408 00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:33,181 - Here are the tongs. - Is that sterilized? 409 00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:36,142 Oh, yeah. I used WD-40 and some Easy Off on it. 410 00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:39,521 Big Momma, we're not frying a chicken! 411 00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:41,606 Give me this plunger. 412 00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:43,232 Here we go. 413 00:33:52,617 --> 00:33:55,620 - Look at the head. - I see something. 414 00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:58,874 - The head? - I don't know. I'm lookin', it's lookin' back! 415 00:33:58,957 --> 00:34:00,375 For God's sake. 416 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:03,253 Big Momma, what you doin' now? 417 00:34:03,336 --> 00:34:05,756 I don't think you need those, Big Momma. 418 00:34:06,465 --> 00:34:09,050 Hold your breath. 419 00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:15,682 It's a girl! 420 00:34:16,808 --> 00:34:18,893 Oh, Lord! 421 00:34:20,312 --> 00:34:22,355 Ritha, it look like Leroy. 422 00:34:22,981 --> 00:34:25,525 Thank you, Big Momma. 423 00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:30,572 Look at her. 424 00:34:30,655 --> 00:34:33,658 She's somethin' else. 425 00:34:38,997 --> 00:34:41,500 Gimme my baby. 426 00:34:46,421 --> 00:34:48,632 That's a baby. 427 00:34:55,514 --> 00:34:57,516 Good night, Big Momma. 428 00:34:58,475 --> 00:35:00,477 Let me tell you... 429 00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:07,484 Big Momma, you were amazing. 430 00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:09,611 Oh, thank you, child. 431 00:35:09,695 --> 00:35:12,447 - I wonder what they'll name him. - I don't know. 432 00:35:12,531 --> 00:35:17,244 If it was a boy, they could have named it, like... Requan or Trevon. 433 00:35:17,327 --> 00:35:19,329 - Trevon is cute. - You think that? 434 00:35:19,413 --> 00:35:21,539 But it's a girl. You gotta pick a girl name. 435 00:35:21,623 --> 00:35:23,709 Shaniqua. 436 00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:26,253 - You don't like that? - Come on now, Big Momma. 437 00:35:26,336 --> 00:35:28,421 It should be a biblical name, right? 438 00:35:28,505 --> 00:35:31,300 - Something beautiful like that. - That's right. 439 00:35:35,553 --> 00:35:37,556 Big Momma, do you remember this? 440 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,477 Oh, my word! 441 00:35:42,561 --> 00:35:43,978 Yes. 442 00:35:45,105 --> 00:35:47,816 - Here. - Sherry, no. No, I couldn't, Sherry. 443 00:35:47,899 --> 00:35:53,072 Big Momma, I just wanna make sure that if I ever have to go away for a long time 444 00:35:53,155 --> 00:35:55,866 you have something to remember me by. 445 00:35:58,577 --> 00:36:00,412 Well, all right. 446 00:36:00,746 --> 00:36:06,210 And I know it's a little tarnished, but it's gotten me through some pretty tough times. 447 00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:10,756 Tough times? Sounds like a man's involved. 448 00:36:13,259 --> 00:36:15,260 Somethin' like that. 449 00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:20,599 Sherry, you know that old boyfriend you had, who got in trouble? 450 00:36:22,059 --> 00:36:24,519 Whatever happened to him? 451 00:36:24,603 --> 00:36:27,773 Oh, Big Momma, that's such a long story. 452 00:36:30,109 --> 00:36:32,444 I'd better go check on Trent. 453 00:36:32,527 --> 00:36:35,573 - You need anything? - I'm fine. Thank you, honey. 454 00:36:35,656 --> 00:36:39,201 - Sit out here and catch my breath. - OK. I understand. 455 00:37:35,466 --> 00:37:37,343 Shit! 456 00:38:26,768 --> 00:38:29,270 Who are you? 457 00:38:29,353 --> 00:38:31,814 - Excuse me? - Who are you? 458 00:38:31,897 --> 00:38:34,484 Oh, me? I'm sorry. 459 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:39,154 Sometimes I just get so caught up in my work that I forget things and... 460 00:38:39,238 --> 00:38:41,699 I'm Malcolm. Hi. How are you? 461 00:38:43,868 --> 00:38:47,121 Big Momma asked me to come by and fix... 462 00:38:47,204 --> 00:38:50,249 - At 5.45 in the morning? - No doubt. 463 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,585 I'm an electrician. You know? 464 00:38:54,128 --> 00:38:55,922 Shit! 465 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,970 You're not really an electrician, are you? 466 00:39:05,056 --> 00:39:06,891 No. No, I'm the... 467 00:39:06,974 --> 00:39:09,144 You got me. I am busted. 468 00:39:09,936 --> 00:39:13,856 I didn't go to electrical college, if that's what you mean. 469 00:39:13,939 --> 00:39:16,818 But I'm a handyman. Yeah, handyman's my thing. 470 00:39:16,901 --> 00:39:19,737 - What are you doing? - How you doin', man? 471 00:39:19,821 --> 00:39:21,822 Wait a minute. 472 00:39:23,366 --> 00:39:24,742 Trent? 473 00:39:24,826 --> 00:39:26,869 How did you know his name? 474 00:39:26,953 --> 00:39:29,706 Big Momma been braggin' all over town about you. 475 00:39:29,789 --> 00:39:32,667 - She has not. - Yes, she has. 476 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:37,047 "Trent's so smart. Trent's so cute. Trent knows karate." 477 00:39:37,922 --> 00:39:42,134 - I know a little bit. - That's what I'm talkin' about. 478 00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:44,262 Show me a little bit of your moves. 479 00:39:48,724 --> 00:39:52,187 I'd love to show him. Don't worry. I won't hurt him. 480 00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,110 What the hell is he doing? 481 00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:08,536 - Trent, baby, be careful. - You're kinda quick. 482 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:11,915 Let me show you what I got. Which way I'm comin'? 483 00:40:17,086 --> 00:40:18,880 OK, it just got serious. 484 00:40:19,298 --> 00:40:21,216 Honey, careful. 485 00:40:25,511 --> 00:40:29,099 - Trent, honey, you cannot be that rough. - You're only a pre-teen. 486 00:40:29,182 --> 00:40:32,810 Why don't you come inside now and let this man finish his work? 487 00:40:33,812 --> 00:40:35,772 - See you later, Trent. - Bye. 488 00:40:35,855 --> 00:40:38,983 I used to take a little karate myself. 489 00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:41,611 OK, I'm gonna go inside now. 490 00:40:41,695 --> 00:40:46,741 I'll come back and check on you in a while just to make sure you haven't killed yourself. 491 00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:49,828 I appreciate it. 492 00:40:54,917 --> 00:40:56,835 You blew your cover. 493 00:40:56,918 --> 00:40:59,295 John, if you was thinkin' straight, 494 00:40:59,379 --> 00:41:02,924 you'd realize Malcolm's our best shot for crackin' this case. 495 00:41:03,091 --> 00:41:06,845 Sherry ain't never gonna tell her grandmother about Lester. 496 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,389 Hurry up, man. She's leaving. 497 00:41:09,473 --> 00:41:11,850 I'll search the house while you're gone. 498 00:41:15,729 --> 00:41:17,606 Sherry? 499 00:41:17,689 --> 00:41:19,566 Where are you off to? 500 00:41:19,649 --> 00:41:22,193 I'm dropping Trent off to play basketball. 501 00:41:22,277 --> 00:41:25,655 And then... I'm just gonna go into town for a little bit. 502 00:41:25,739 --> 00:41:29,952 OK. Well, good. I'll go with you. I need to do some shopping anyway. 503 00:41:30,035 --> 00:41:32,954 - No! - Trent, move over. 504 00:41:33,038 --> 00:41:35,915 This ass here could do some serious damage. 505 00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:38,961 Sherry, I'm not on your gearshift, am l? 506 00:41:39,044 --> 00:41:42,088 - No, Big Momma. You're all right. - All right. 507 00:41:42,172 --> 00:41:44,425 Get your seat belt on. 508 00:41:44,508 --> 00:41:48,178 Here we go on our way to the store. 509 00:42:02,651 --> 00:42:03,735 Shit. 510 00:42:12,703 --> 00:42:16,665 - Hattie! I've been lookin' for you. - Well, good. Keep lookin'. 511 00:42:16,748 --> 00:42:20,210 Big Momma, stay and talk to your friend. I'll talk to you later. OK? 512 00:42:20,294 --> 00:42:22,337 - Wait! - I'll be right back. 513 00:42:22,421 --> 00:42:24,798 Hattie, I need to do this before I lose my nerve. 514 00:42:24,881 --> 00:42:27,593 You run along or that ain't all you gonna lose. 515 00:42:27,676 --> 00:42:30,012 Listen. Hattie, listen to me. 516 00:42:32,765 --> 00:42:36,185 It was my mother's. It's been on my dresser for 30 years. 517 00:42:36,268 --> 00:42:41,357 Just sittin' in my little apartment doin' nothin' when it could have been out seein' the world. 518 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,442 I just want to give you somethin', 519 00:42:43,525 --> 00:42:46,988 just to prove to you I know how to give my heart to a woman. 520 00:42:47,071 --> 00:42:50,699 - There you are! - Girl, we've been lookin' all over for you. 521 00:42:50,782 --> 00:42:53,285 Hattie! 522 00:42:53,368 --> 00:42:55,538 Hold on a minute. You losin' weight? 523 00:42:56,538 --> 00:42:59,624 Yeah. I been workin' with that new ab roller. 524 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,544 With the handles up here. 525 00:43:01,627 --> 00:43:04,254 Well, sugar, it workin'. You understand me? 526 00:43:04,338 --> 00:43:06,923 - Come on now. We gonna be late. - Late for what? 527 00:43:12,888 --> 00:43:14,639 Maybe you're in a dark alley. 528 00:43:15,308 --> 00:43:16,725 Maybe not. 529 00:43:16,809 --> 00:43:20,103 Maybe you're walkin' home from a church social. 530 00:43:20,187 --> 00:43:24,942 Maybe you're standin' on your sun porch smokin' a pack of Virginia Slims. 531 00:43:25,025 --> 00:43:27,319 But where's an' ever you be, 532 00:43:28,028 --> 00:43:30,114 you got to be prepared for this. 533 00:43:35,619 --> 00:43:37,913 That was a little fast. Let me do it again. 534 00:43:38,414 --> 00:43:40,833 Come on, Gertrude. This is good for you. 535 00:43:45,629 --> 00:43:49,132 Don't you think you're being a little rough on the ladies? 536 00:43:50,843 --> 00:43:52,803 You think a mugger'll be easy on you? 537 00:43:52,887 --> 00:43:58,142 Somebody attack you on the street, you think they gonna do it delicately? I don't think so. 538 00:43:58,226 --> 00:43:59,560 Now, where were we? 539 00:43:59,644 --> 00:44:02,688 I think you were gonna ask for another volunteer. 540 00:44:02,771 --> 00:44:06,150 And, personally, I would consider it a privilege. 541 00:44:06,859 --> 00:44:10,487 OK. Let's go with some real-life situations. 542 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,367 All right. Now, first off... 543 00:44:15,075 --> 00:44:17,077 Go on. Stand right there. 544 00:44:17,494 --> 00:44:19,580 Here? 545 00:44:21,082 --> 00:44:22,917 Let's say 546 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,130 you walkin' down the street, struttin' your stuff, 547 00:44:27,213 --> 00:44:30,007 and somebody scream out to you "Hey, baby!" 548 00:44:30,090 --> 00:44:34,303 "Back that thing up and show me what you got." What you gonna do? 549 00:44:34,387 --> 00:44:36,806 Well, I'd say... 550 00:44:36,889 --> 00:44:38,849 I got a size ten, 551 00:44:38,932 --> 00:44:42,478 and I'm about to cram it up his bony ass. 552 00:44:42,562 --> 00:44:44,897 What if that don't work? 553 00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:48,234 What if he decide he still wanna get a little piece of that? 554 00:44:50,277 --> 00:44:52,363 All he got to do is this. 555 00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:06,794 You done messed up now. 556 00:45:11,674 --> 00:45:13,676 Get him, Hattie Mae! 557 00:45:16,054 --> 00:45:20,599 Sorry about that. I didn't think it made much sense to defend myself delicately. 558 00:45:35,824 --> 00:45:40,536 Most attackers seek out people who look like they can't defend themselves. 559 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:44,124 - Ain't that right, Nolan? - Yes. 560 00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:47,293 See, you only got a second 561 00:45:47,376 --> 00:45:50,797 to turn fear and panic into power! 562 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,549 - Power! - That's right. You can't be scared. 563 00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:55,635 You got to fight back. 564 00:45:55,718 --> 00:45:58,388 There you are! I've been looking all over for you. 565 00:46:09,065 --> 00:46:11,401 I know I got some explainin' to do. 566 00:46:15,029 --> 00:46:17,114 - That's a good idea. - Yeah. 567 00:46:17,198 --> 00:46:19,868 I paid way too much for this new wig to mess it up here. 568 00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:24,038 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - I feel free! 569 00:46:24,121 --> 00:46:26,541 Hattie, are you done with him? 570 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:29,419 - Can I have a go? - Most definitely. 571 00:46:29,794 --> 00:46:31,754 Oh, my damn. 572 00:46:31,837 --> 00:46:33,256 OK, ladies... 573 00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:36,634 Big Momma, what is going on? 574 00:47:53,253 --> 00:47:57,591 - They make these cars so low. - Hi, Trent. Momma, you need some help? 575 00:47:57,674 --> 00:48:00,886 No, I'm not that old, Sherry. I don't need no help. 576 00:48:01,428 --> 00:48:03,722 - How you doin'? - Good. 577 00:48:03,806 --> 00:48:05,807 How was basketball? 578 00:48:05,891 --> 00:48:09,310 - It was all right. - You OK? I'm gonna go start dinner. 579 00:48:09,394 --> 00:48:12,898 And make sure you put the fatback in the greens. 580 00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:16,151 Hey. This yours. 581 00:48:19,571 --> 00:48:22,365 You didn't know Big Momma knew that move, did you? 582 00:48:22,908 --> 00:48:26,203 That's called an assist. 583 00:48:26,286 --> 00:48:31,499 Trent, me and you haven't had much time to just sit down and talk. 584 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:36,046 Your momma didn't happen to talk to you about 585 00:48:36,922 --> 00:48:39,258 where you were going to next, did she? 586 00:48:39,341 --> 00:48:43,720 She didn't happen to say anything about meetin' up with an old friend? 587 00:48:43,804 --> 00:48:45,555 I don't know. 588 00:48:47,433 --> 00:48:51,144 Trent, you know I'm your Big Momma, right? 589 00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:54,607 You could talk to me and confide in me. You know that, right? 590 00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:59,402 I said I don't know. And anyway, Momma said we shouldn't tell our business. 591 00:48:59,486 --> 00:49:02,364 That some stuff we should just keep to ourselves. 592 00:49:03,115 --> 00:49:05,117 Is that right? 593 00:49:12,749 --> 00:49:16,295 Did somethin' happen while you were down at basketball? 594 00:49:17,463 --> 00:49:20,340 - The older guys were mean to me. - Say what? 595 00:49:20,423 --> 00:49:22,885 They kicked me off the court. 596 00:49:22,968 --> 00:49:26,930 No, see, I knew it. Don't nobody mess with my babies. 597 00:49:27,013 --> 00:49:31,810 Who do they think they are, kicking you off the court? That is a public court. 598 00:49:31,894 --> 00:49:35,105 Let me go get my nine, OK? Oh, no. I'll keep that... 599 00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:37,775 You know what, Trent? Let me calm down. 600 00:49:39,693 --> 00:49:42,738 How about we take a little walk down to the park? 601 00:49:57,795 --> 00:50:00,089 Thank you! Get off the court, suckers. 602 00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:04,427 Is that all you got? 603 00:50:04,510 --> 00:50:08,097 Well, get ready to sit down, cos you ain't gonna last long once we start. 604 00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:10,057 Ain't that right, Trent? 605 00:50:10,433 --> 00:50:13,394 - So, Granny thinks she got game? - Oh, yes. I got game. 606 00:50:13,727 --> 00:50:15,646 Got two words, too: I'm back. 607 00:50:15,729 --> 00:50:18,274 - You're too fat to be ballin'. - Say what? 608 00:50:18,566 --> 00:50:21,443 You look like a damn shaved bird. 609 00:50:21,527 --> 00:50:23,487 Look at you. Just fly your... 610 00:50:23,570 --> 00:50:26,949 Never mind, young man. I'm not even gonna get into it with you. 611 00:50:27,033 --> 00:50:30,369 - Man, here's your rock. - Didn't know I could catch that, huh? 612 00:50:30,452 --> 00:50:33,164 Back at ya! Didn't know it was comin'. Let's do this. 613 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:36,667 Come on, little man. We gonna take you to school. 614 00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,812 We own that ball. 615 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:11,452 Pickin' on a little man. I'm at ya. 616 00:51:15,456 --> 00:51:18,209 Look at ya now. Runnin' your mouth. 617 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,882 What you gonna do, Grandma? 618 00:51:37,729 --> 00:51:39,730 What the hell...? 619 00:51:42,192 --> 00:51:44,485 Game point. 620 00:51:47,863 --> 00:51:50,492 - Damn! - Air Momma! 621 00:51:56,414 --> 00:51:58,499 - That's game. - Yes! 622 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,002 We won! 623 00:52:03,338 --> 00:52:05,465 Yes! We won! 624 00:52:05,548 --> 00:52:07,508 We won! Oh yes, baby! 625 00:52:10,845 --> 00:52:12,931 I'm so happy! We won! 626 00:52:22,231 --> 00:52:24,401 It smells good, Big Momma. 627 00:52:24,484 --> 00:52:26,611 - Morning, Sherry. - Good morning. 628 00:52:26,694 --> 00:52:28,863 Trent wanted waffles. Have a seat. 629 00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:32,492 - No, I'm gonna have some toast. - OK. 630 00:52:33,368 --> 00:52:35,870 Malcolm's been askin' about you. 631 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:37,872 - Really? - Yes. 632 00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:41,960 He was wonderin' how long you were gonna be in town. 633 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:47,298 He thought you might be meetin' up with some old friends from California. 634 00:52:47,757 --> 00:52:50,301 I wonder what would make him think that. 635 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,387 Maybe somethin' you said? 636 00:52:53,221 --> 00:52:59,686 Sherry, if you gonna be in town for a while, you oughta spend some time with that boy. 637 00:52:59,770 --> 00:53:01,313 Get to know him. 638 00:53:01,396 --> 00:53:05,066 You really think he's gonna solve all my problems, don't you? 639 00:53:05,149 --> 00:53:09,029 Oh, yeah. Child, if I was 40 years younger 640 00:53:10,113 --> 00:53:14,910 and able to walk down the street without trippin' over my own breasts, 641 00:53:14,993 --> 00:53:18,413 yes, I'd take him on. I'd give him a taste. 642 00:53:19,122 --> 00:53:21,124 Oh, shoot! 643 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,376 Damn. 644 00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:26,629 - Got a little jam on ya? - Yeah. I just washed this, too. 645 00:53:26,712 --> 00:53:29,049 Big Momma, do you have any soda water? 646 00:53:31,593 --> 00:53:34,262 Yeah. Top shelf, Sherry. 647 00:53:35,889 --> 00:53:37,557 Oh, my damn! 648 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:42,271 - What's wrong, Big Momma? - Stains. 649 00:53:42,354 --> 00:53:47,650 I hate stains because they's hard to get out, and that's a jammy-jam stain. I know. 650 00:54:00,288 --> 00:54:02,958 - Hey, Malcolm. - Hey, little man. What you up to? 651 00:54:03,041 --> 00:54:06,795 We're goin' fishin'. Mom's gonna let me drive the boat. 652 00:54:08,922 --> 00:54:13,051 - How you doin', Sherry? - Here to empty out the septic tank? 653 00:54:13,135 --> 00:54:14,678 You got jokes. 654 00:54:14,761 --> 00:54:19,099 No. Actually, I was in the neighborhood, so I was just stopping by. 655 00:54:19,182 --> 00:54:21,184 Malcolm, you ever gone fishing? 656 00:54:21,268 --> 00:54:26,106 Oh, yeah. I fish in the neighborhood all the time. Yeah, I know a thing or two. 657 00:54:27,065 --> 00:54:29,734 - Really? - Yes, really. 658 00:54:30,068 --> 00:54:32,112 I do all kind of fishing. 659 00:54:32,196 --> 00:54:36,533 I just haven't caught anything worth holding onto. 660 00:54:36,616 --> 00:54:38,744 Maybe you're using the wrong bait. 661 00:54:38,827 --> 00:54:40,996 What kind of bait should I be using? 662 00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:43,039 Mom? 663 00:54:43,123 --> 00:54:45,042 Can Malcolm come with us? 664 00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:48,837 Sweetie, I'm sure Malcolm has more important things to do today. 665 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,214 - Actually, I don't. - Come on, Malcolm. 666 00:54:51,297 --> 00:54:54,092 Mom doesn't know what she's doin'. 667 00:54:54,176 --> 00:54:57,679 I could show you where all the hot spots are. 668 00:54:59,890 --> 00:55:01,808 Sure. I don't see why not. 669 00:55:01,892 --> 00:55:05,729 - Come on, Malcolm. I've never been fishing. - Never? 670 00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:07,815 Nothin' to it. 671 00:55:20,035 --> 00:55:24,456 - Mom, did you see that fish jump? - I did. Looked like he was smiling at us. 672 00:55:24,539 --> 00:55:27,418 - Like he was laughing. - Laughing at Malcolm. 673 00:55:30,170 --> 00:55:32,631 - That's funny? - No, I mean... 674 00:55:34,342 --> 00:55:36,176 Look at your pole! 675 00:55:38,428 --> 00:55:40,222 Give me the camera. 676 00:55:41,766 --> 00:55:44,393 Hold still. Gotcha! 677 00:55:45,936 --> 00:55:48,689 Are you OK? Do you need a hand? 678 00:55:53,819 --> 00:55:55,821 Oh, man! 679 00:55:59,992 --> 00:56:01,785 - There you go. - Thank you. 680 00:56:01,868 --> 00:56:04,622 - Put that on you. A little nippy, huh? - Yeah. 681 00:56:06,248 --> 00:56:09,877 You know, there's... something about your eyes. 682 00:56:09,961 --> 00:56:12,463 I don't know. They're really familiar. 683 00:56:13,922 --> 00:56:16,634 I know you think you can recognize my eyes. 684 00:56:16,717 --> 00:56:21,305 But you know what? A lot of people have these eyes. These ain't even mine. 685 00:56:21,388 --> 00:56:25,935 I borrowed 'em from a friend, and I gotta have 'em back by dusk. 686 00:56:26,477 --> 00:56:28,228 Yeah, I'll be... Plop! 687 00:56:28,687 --> 00:56:31,149 Hold your hoe. Gotta go. 688 00:56:31,232 --> 00:56:34,526 Then you don't have much time. 689 00:56:39,323 --> 00:56:41,283 He loves it out here. 690 00:56:41,367 --> 00:56:44,369 It's a great place to grow up. You should know that. 691 00:56:44,871 --> 00:56:47,039 Yeah, but you forget and you move on 692 00:56:47,123 --> 00:56:51,543 and your life takes you places that you never thought you'd go. 693 00:56:53,129 --> 00:56:55,965 Where has your life taken you? 694 00:56:56,048 --> 00:56:59,635 Far away from here. And I'm not sure if I'm goin' back. 695 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:00,970 Really? 696 00:57:01,053 --> 00:57:03,931 Mom! I can't catch anything. 697 00:57:04,932 --> 00:57:07,310 Keep trying, sweetie. 698 00:57:09,270 --> 00:57:12,147 Sherry, your last boyfriend... 699 00:57:12,814 --> 00:57:14,484 What was he like? 700 00:57:19,279 --> 00:57:21,949 Most people aren't who they say they are. 701 00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:27,705 Yeah, well, you gotta trust somebody sometime. 702 00:57:28,748 --> 00:57:31,167 Why not start with me? 703 00:57:32,001 --> 00:57:34,462 - Mom! - They're too fast for you, Trent. 704 00:57:34,546 --> 00:57:38,257 - Why don't you just take a break, OK? - You don't have to be fast. 705 00:57:41,261 --> 00:57:42,929 What you got there? 706 00:57:43,387 --> 00:57:47,349 Let me help you with that, little Trent. Let me see that. 707 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,438 Sometimes, when you wanna catch somethin', 708 00:57:54,189 --> 00:57:56,192 you just gotta slow down. 709 00:57:58,152 --> 00:58:00,154 Be patient. 710 00:58:04,867 --> 00:58:07,411 Then they might come to you. 711 00:58:09,121 --> 00:58:11,124 Thanks, Malcolm. 712 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:15,961 That's what I do... catch the lightnin' bug. 713 00:58:25,930 --> 00:58:29,225 I see you're a man of great taste. Need anything else? 714 00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:33,438 Laptop? Cameras? AK-47? Stereos? 715 00:58:33,521 --> 00:58:35,690 Rolex? 716 00:58:36,232 --> 00:58:37,734 Guess not. 717 00:58:38,318 --> 00:58:42,321 - I'll take it. - Great. That'll be two hundred. 718 00:58:44,323 --> 00:58:45,950 Your girl told me a hundred. 719 00:58:46,034 --> 00:58:49,245 I don't care what she said. That gun'll cost you two. 720 00:59:01,549 --> 00:59:05,219 Two hundred, or this transaction goes real bad, real quick. 721 00:59:13,478 --> 00:59:16,189 It just went bad, didn't it? 722 00:59:16,481 --> 00:59:18,482 Pull it. 723 00:59:26,490 --> 00:59:28,743 A hundred's good. 724 00:59:28,827 --> 00:59:30,828 I can do a hundred. 725 00:59:50,307 --> 00:59:52,892 - Thank you. - Good night. 726 01:00:28,136 --> 01:00:31,640 Yes, sir. I understand, sir. 727 01:00:31,723 --> 01:00:33,892 Oh, no. Sure, I can handle him. 728 01:00:33,975 --> 01:00:37,438 Yeah. Don't you worry. He knows exactly what he's doing. 729 01:00:37,521 --> 01:00:38,605 Bye. 730 01:00:38,689 --> 01:00:41,441 - What the hell are you doing?. - Don't start. 731 01:00:41,524 --> 01:00:46,863 No, Malcolm, I loved the little Jerry Maguire moment with the kid. That was very touching. 732 01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:50,825 It might make it a little awkward when it's time to arrest her, but... 733 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,538 John, my attraction to her is strictly professional. 734 01:00:54,621 --> 01:00:57,540 - Great. - And trust me: she's innocent. 735 01:00:57,624 --> 01:01:01,753 And that's based on what? Your "professional" attraction to her? 736 01:01:03,421 --> 01:01:05,883 - Everybody freeze! - Goddamn! You freeze! 737 01:01:06,175 --> 01:01:09,219 Damn! Y'all cut Big Momma up into little pieces. 738 01:01:13,349 --> 01:01:16,476 - Oh, shit! - Nobody's done nothin' to Big Momma. 739 01:01:16,768 --> 01:01:18,853 FBl. 740 01:01:18,937 --> 01:01:21,773 Looks like we'll have to arrest this guy now. 741 01:01:22,065 --> 01:01:24,818 Shit, man, you ain't gotta do that. 742 01:01:24,901 --> 01:01:29,114 I'm a fellow law-enforcement officer myself. You know, maybe I can help. 743 01:01:29,198 --> 01:01:31,199 Get up. Come on. 744 01:01:31,283 --> 01:01:34,328 - OK, OK. - All right. 745 01:01:34,411 --> 01:01:36,538 Now, I've gone undercover as Big Momma. 746 01:01:36,622 --> 01:01:38,457 As you can see. 747 01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:40,584 That what that is? 748 01:01:40,668 --> 01:01:41,919 Yeah. 749 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:46,047 Now listen, Nolan. This is top-secret. We're after a hardened criminal. 750 01:01:46,131 --> 01:01:48,259 What I need you to do is stake out the bank. 751 01:01:48,342 --> 01:01:50,928 - Can you handle that? - No problem. 752 01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:54,389 All right. Now, what I'm saying is, shut your mouth on this one. 753 01:01:54,472 --> 01:01:57,559 I mean it - hush. Don't say nothin'. Nada. 754 01:01:58,685 --> 01:02:00,937 You with me? All right. 755 01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:05,651 If you can do that, we might find a place for you on the force. 756 01:02:05,734 --> 01:02:07,903 - You'd be in. - In the Bureau? 757 01:02:07,986 --> 01:02:09,655 Right in the Bureau. 758 01:02:09,738 --> 01:02:13,950 Probably you'd get the F, but you won't get the BI until some years have gone by. 759 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,912 - Right. Cos there's some work involved. - Exactly. 760 01:02:16,996 --> 01:02:19,665 Like the bank work. I'm all over it! 761 01:02:19,748 --> 01:02:22,584 - Bye. - Hot damn! 762 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,317 Trent? 763 01:03:25,355 --> 01:03:27,275 Big Momma? 764 01:03:27,358 --> 01:03:30,361 - You awake? - Yes, Sherry. 765 01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:32,446 Is everything all right? 766 01:03:32,529 --> 01:03:35,700 Oh, yeah. I was just coming to check you were OK with... 767 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,122 I'm sorry. 768 01:03:41,205 --> 01:03:43,207 That scared me. 769 01:03:47,545 --> 01:03:49,589 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm OK. 770 01:03:49,672 --> 01:03:51,674 That's good. 771 01:03:57,930 --> 01:04:02,101 I remember when I was a little girl and it used to storm like this 772 01:04:02,185 --> 01:04:04,729 and you would wrap your arms around me. 773 01:04:06,355 --> 01:04:08,315 - You mean like this? - Yeah. 774 01:04:10,818 --> 01:04:14,321 And I just felt like nothing in the world could ever hurt me. 775 01:04:14,405 --> 01:04:16,532 Doesn't this feel so good? 776 01:04:18,201 --> 01:04:20,786 It feels so damn good. 777 01:04:26,751 --> 01:04:29,796 - Big Momma? - Yes? 778 01:04:29,879 --> 01:04:32,048 - What's that? - What's what? 779 01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,842 That. 780 01:04:36,302 --> 01:04:37,429 It's... 781 01:04:37,512 --> 01:04:39,889 That's just my flashlight. 782 01:04:39,972 --> 01:04:44,978 The storm knocked out all the power and... I had to get a big old flashlight. 783 01:04:45,061 --> 01:04:47,063 OK. 784 01:04:51,901 --> 01:04:54,695 - You OK? - Yes. Just tryin' to get comfortable. 785 01:04:54,779 --> 01:04:56,739 All right. 786 01:04:56,822 --> 01:05:00,910 - Let's try to get some sleep. - That's easy for you to say. 787 01:05:07,792 --> 01:05:12,255 You know, when I called you the other day, I didn't think you'd even wanna talk to me. 788 01:05:12,339 --> 01:05:14,674 Why would you say that, Sherry? 789 01:05:14,757 --> 01:05:18,344 Well, it's been a long time since we've talked, 790 01:05:18,427 --> 01:05:21,055 and I'm not a little girl any more. 791 01:05:23,224 --> 01:05:27,437 And I know that you've probably heard some things that I'm not very proud of. 792 01:05:27,771 --> 01:05:32,650 Well... Maybe I didn't wanna believe those things. 793 01:05:32,733 --> 01:05:36,487 Maybe I only wanted to believe the best about you. 794 01:05:38,823 --> 01:05:41,243 You sure have changed, Big Momma. 795 01:05:43,036 --> 01:05:44,954 How so? 796 01:05:45,037 --> 01:05:49,584 Shoot, when I was a little girl, you'd whup my butt if I even looked guilty. 797 01:05:49,667 --> 01:05:53,087 Well, it got your hind parts in shape, didn't it? 798 01:05:55,882 --> 01:05:58,760 Well, you learned your lesson. 799 01:05:58,843 --> 01:06:01,471 Yeah, I learned how to look innocent. 800 01:06:04,265 --> 01:06:07,101 - Big Momma... - Yes? 801 01:06:08,478 --> 01:06:11,106 Is there another flashlight under there? 802 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,751 Hi. 803 01:06:30,834 --> 01:06:32,836 What the hell are you doing here? 804 01:06:32,919 --> 01:06:36,005 - Somebody may see you. - No worries about that. 805 01:06:36,088 --> 01:06:38,091 I got Nolan watching the perimeter. 806 01:06:38,175 --> 01:06:42,261 He'd like his own gun, and he wants to know if we can use secret code names. 807 01:06:42,345 --> 01:06:45,515 - You better watch him. - Oh? And who's gonna watch you? 808 01:06:45,599 --> 01:06:49,435 - What are you talkin' about? - You slept with her, man. She got to you. 809 01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:54,357 - I didn't sleep with her. Big Momma did. - OK. Thanks for the visual. 810 01:06:54,441 --> 01:06:55,859 You know what I mean. 811 01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:58,695 Are you puttin' on your make-up in the dark now? 812 01:06:58,779 --> 01:07:00,530 Big Momma? 813 01:07:01,615 --> 01:07:05,619 - Come on, Big Momma. We're gonna be late. - Late? Late for what? 814 01:07:05,702 --> 01:07:08,538 Church. We're leaving in five minutes. 815 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:16,588 OK, maybe she got to me. But believe me, this will not affect my work on this case. 816 01:07:19,675 --> 01:07:21,968 That big bag she took downtown the other day. 817 01:07:22,052 --> 01:07:24,846 - Yeah? - She didn't come back with that, did she? 818 01:07:27,182 --> 01:07:29,476 Not affect your work. Fine. 819 01:07:33,230 --> 01:07:38,234 You know, Malcolm, if you wanna save this girl, then that's fine. 820 01:07:38,318 --> 01:07:41,321 But you gotta get her to confess everything, 821 01:07:41,405 --> 01:07:45,575 or else, when we catch Lester, she's gonna go down with him. 822 01:08:22,696 --> 01:08:26,241 "Every Time I Feel The Spirit." 823 01:08:26,325 --> 01:08:28,201 Yes, good people, 824 01:08:28,285 --> 01:08:31,413 we are not havin' service this morning. 825 01:08:32,873 --> 01:08:35,125 This morning, we're havin' church! 826 01:08:37,211 --> 01:08:41,548 You know, the Lord got me to thinking the other day that 827 01:08:41,631 --> 01:08:45,344 maybe it's time that I stopped preaching 828 01:08:46,678 --> 01:08:49,514 and started listening! 829 01:08:50,683 --> 01:08:53,685 And maybe one of our saints here 830 01:08:54,686 --> 01:08:58,149 could offer us a word from above. 831 01:08:58,232 --> 01:09:00,109 All right! 832 01:09:00,192 --> 01:09:03,445 Earlier this week, I went to my phone 833 01:09:04,113 --> 01:09:07,616 and the Lord took my dialing finger. 834 01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:11,204 - And after about three rings... - Three rings! 835 01:09:14,873 --> 01:09:16,375 I heard 836 01:09:16,458 --> 01:09:19,337 a sweet, angelic voice say... 837 01:09:22,381 --> 01:09:25,968 Boy, you better get that thing outta my face. Move, Rev! Go now. 838 01:09:26,385 --> 01:09:29,054 That's right. It was Hattie Mae Pierce. 839 01:09:31,890 --> 01:09:36,312 - Saints, we can learn a lot from this lady. - Yes, we can. 840 01:09:36,395 --> 01:09:41,400 For she has been to sorrow's kitchen 841 01:09:41,817 --> 01:09:43,777 and licked the pot clean. 842 01:09:46,447 --> 01:09:48,491 Are you ready to testify? 843 01:09:52,452 --> 01:09:56,999 Oh, well, I guess I could say a few words. 844 01:09:57,082 --> 01:09:58,917 Go, Big Momma! 845 01:10:00,837 --> 01:10:03,547 You just put me on the spot today, Reverend. 846 01:10:03,631 --> 01:10:07,259 I really wasn't expectin' this, Reverend. 847 01:10:07,342 --> 01:10:09,303 Well, let's see. 848 01:10:09,387 --> 01:10:12,306 - You know what to say. - Come on with it. 849 01:10:12,765 --> 01:10:15,435 Let's see. 850 01:10:15,518 --> 01:10:18,437 Well, I asked him. I said "Lord, 851 01:10:19,063 --> 01:10:23,067 should I talk about the evils 852 01:10:23,484 --> 01:10:25,486 of drugs?" 853 01:10:25,778 --> 01:10:28,280 No, no, no! 854 01:10:28,363 --> 01:10:31,033 Big Momma don't know nothin' about no drugs. 855 01:10:31,367 --> 01:10:34,870 Unless y'all talkin' about Harry Belafonte. 856 01:10:34,953 --> 01:10:38,624 Lord knows I was addicted to that man for about ten years. 857 01:10:41,543 --> 01:10:44,797 So, anyway, what I'm here to say is 858 01:10:44,881 --> 01:10:47,883 that some of us 859 01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:52,138 Live secret lives. 860 01:10:52,972 --> 01:10:56,810 We don't want people to know the real us. 861 01:10:57,811 --> 01:11:00,896 We hide behind our smiles 862 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:03,065 and polite conversation. 863 01:11:03,399 --> 01:11:07,069 And underneath it all, we do a lotta nasty shit. 864 01:11:09,363 --> 01:11:11,366 'Scuse me, Reverend. 865 01:11:12,534 --> 01:11:14,744 So sorry about that. 866 01:11:14,827 --> 01:11:18,331 Anyway, we've all sinned. 867 01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:22,293 Lord knows I've sinned. 868 01:11:22,418 --> 01:11:24,420 I've lusted in my heart. 869 01:11:24,503 --> 01:11:27,131 In my living room. 870 01:11:27,215 --> 01:11:30,718 In the hot tub at the Red Roof Inn. 871 01:11:30,801 --> 01:11:33,096 Oh, and in the back of an EI Camino! 872 01:11:33,972 --> 01:11:35,473 Watch out there, now. 873 01:11:35,556 --> 01:11:40,937 But that's neither here nor there. OK, please, disregard that last one. 874 01:11:41,854 --> 01:11:44,940 Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that 875 01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,902 our secrets... 876 01:11:49,112 --> 01:11:51,364 they eat away at us. 877 01:11:53,074 --> 01:11:57,245 So, if we want to be protected - hear me now - 878 01:12:00,457 --> 01:12:02,667 we got to confess everything. 879 01:12:04,836 --> 01:12:07,088 Because the truth 880 01:12:08,548 --> 01:12:10,383 shall set you free. 881 01:12:16,598 --> 01:12:19,017 And when that day happens, 882 01:12:20,142 --> 01:12:23,730 - won't it be a happy day? - That's your song. 883 01:13:38,972 --> 01:13:40,807 Hallelujah! 884 01:13:52,945 --> 01:13:56,323 - OK, we're home. - My bladder got me just runnin'. 885 01:13:56,406 --> 01:13:59,284 Maybe I should come in for a little nightcap. 886 01:13:59,367 --> 01:14:01,370 Consider your night capped. 887 01:14:05,290 --> 01:14:07,918 - You hear somethin'? - What? 888 01:14:18,637 --> 01:14:20,638 Freeze! 889 01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:22,266 Surprise! 890 01:14:25,977 --> 01:14:27,437 Surprise. 891 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,815 Surprise, Big Momma. 892 01:14:30,274 --> 01:14:32,943 I don't think Big Momma likes surprise parties. 893 01:14:34,694 --> 01:14:36,071 Let's eat. 894 01:14:37,531 --> 01:14:39,991 Big Momma, where did you get that from? 895 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:45,789 Come on, why don't you give it to me? Give it up before you hurt somebody, OK? 896 01:14:45,872 --> 01:14:49,293 - I'm about to go secure the perimeter. - Nolan! 897 01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:54,339 - John... - This is all we need. Him screwing this up. 898 01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:59,678 - Why'd you let all these people in here? - It's a surprise party. I didn't know about it. 899 01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:03,641 Keep your eyes open. I'm goin' upstairs to change for the party. 900 01:15:03,724 --> 01:15:05,392 Good idea. 901 01:15:23,994 --> 01:15:26,330 Hi, Ben. How you doin'? 902 01:15:26,789 --> 01:15:29,625 I guess you're wonderin' what I got you for your birthday. 903 01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:32,295 Don't tell me your momma had more jewellery. 904 01:15:32,378 --> 01:15:35,172 If you don't want it, you don't have to... 905 01:15:38,008 --> 01:15:39,969 What is that boy up to now, Big Momma? 906 01:15:40,052 --> 01:15:43,097 You stay down here and watch the food. I'll go up. 907 01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,140 All right. 908 01:15:55,442 --> 01:15:58,070 Trent? What are you lookin' for? 909 01:15:58,153 --> 01:15:59,739 Nothing. 910 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:05,160 Why don't you go downstairs and help your momma with the food? 911 01:16:05,244 --> 01:16:07,622 Yes, ma'am. 912 01:16:25,097 --> 01:16:27,099 Damn. 913 01:16:56,713 --> 01:16:59,006 Big Momma? 914 01:16:59,090 --> 01:17:00,382 Yes? 915 01:17:00,466 --> 01:17:04,512 Where'd you put the sweet corn? Is it outside in the freezer? 916 01:17:04,595 --> 01:17:08,224 Sherry, is there anything you wanna say to Big Momma? 917 01:17:08,307 --> 01:17:10,852 No, Big Momma. Why do you ask? 918 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:13,938 Oh, really? 919 01:17:14,021 --> 01:17:18,651 Then I guess this chain isn't the only thing that came back to me tarnished. 920 01:17:24,699 --> 01:17:28,286 - I found the money, Sherry. - What money? 921 01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:36,794 Oh, my God. It's Lester. 922 01:17:38,505 --> 01:17:40,882 Big Momma, I'm so sorry, 923 01:17:40,965 --> 01:17:44,301 but I gotta go. I gotta get outta here. 924 01:17:44,718 --> 01:17:46,471 Sherry! 925 01:17:54,145 --> 01:17:57,523 Hey, officer. I'm lookin' for... Miss Hattie Mae Pierce's house. 926 01:17:57,606 --> 01:17:59,901 - You know where she live? - Big Momma? 927 01:17:59,985 --> 01:18:02,403 - Yeah. - You less than two miles away. 928 01:18:02,487 --> 01:18:04,739 She gonna die when she sees me. 929 01:18:05,531 --> 01:18:08,827 Sherry... Now you gonna have to tell me what's goin' on. 930 01:18:08,910 --> 01:18:10,870 - Everything, Sherry. - I can't. 931 01:18:10,953 --> 01:18:15,500 I'm beggin' you to trust me. I mean... you can trust your Big Momma, can't you? 932 01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:19,587 - Now, who's this Lester? - I thought I was in love with him. 933 01:18:19,670 --> 01:18:22,799 He stole my keys. He got into the vault. He shot two people. 934 01:18:22,882 --> 01:18:26,677 He must have hid the money in Trent's locker before they arrested him. 935 01:18:26,761 --> 01:18:29,931 Are you saying you didn't know anything about the money? 936 01:18:30,014 --> 01:18:33,226 What about that big bag you had the other day, Sherry? 937 01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,937 What about the phone call you made in town? 938 01:18:43,778 --> 01:18:45,780 Happy birthday. 939 01:18:49,868 --> 01:18:53,246 And the phone call was to set up your surprise party. 940 01:18:54,205 --> 01:18:58,918 You're tellin' the truth. You didn't have anything to do with the robbery. 941 01:18:59,002 --> 01:19:01,754 Of course I did. I knew that the keys were missing, 942 01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:05,967 and I didn't say anything to anybody because I was afraid I'd lose my job. 943 01:19:06,384 --> 01:19:10,222 Is that it? That's the big mistake you made, Sherry? 944 01:19:10,305 --> 01:19:13,349 Big Momma, I should have said something. 945 01:19:13,433 --> 01:19:16,352 I know what kind of man Lester is. 946 01:19:16,435 --> 01:19:18,438 Oh, Sherry! 947 01:19:25,153 --> 01:19:27,072 Big Momma, what are you doing? 948 01:19:27,155 --> 01:19:29,407 Oh, excuse me, child. 949 01:19:29,490 --> 01:19:33,245 Sometimes Big Momma just feel like kissin' folks, that's all. 950 01:19:33,328 --> 01:19:35,330 Well, could you warn me next time? 951 01:19:35,413 --> 01:19:37,373 Yeah, sure. 952 01:19:37,457 --> 01:19:39,459 Sherry, listen to me. 953 01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,461 You're not to blame. 954 01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:45,382 Lester stole the keys. Lester stole the money. 955 01:19:45,716 --> 01:19:47,717 And Lester shot those people. 956 01:19:52,056 --> 01:19:55,517 Big Momma, I should have known I could trust you. Thank you so much. 957 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,603 Everything's gonna be OK. All right? 958 01:20:00,147 --> 01:20:04,609 I'm gonna call Malcolm. He'll help us fix everything. No worries. 959 01:20:04,818 --> 01:20:06,820 No worries. I'll fix it. 960 01:20:21,502 --> 01:20:23,503 Yes, ma'am! 961 01:20:24,671 --> 01:20:28,967 I've been waitin' on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you. 962 01:20:29,051 --> 01:20:31,887 Can't get enough of your love, baby. 963 01:20:32,762 --> 01:20:34,765 Hattie, I'm tired of bein' alone. 964 01:20:34,848 --> 01:20:38,060 Ben, whatever you started in that bed, 965 01:20:38,143 --> 01:20:40,353 trust me, you gonna finish alone. 966 01:20:40,728 --> 01:20:43,065 Oh, Hattie baby... 967 01:20:43,148 --> 01:20:46,943 Ben, I swear, if I see your shaboinker, all hell's gonna break loose. 968 01:20:56,662 --> 01:20:57,996 Holy shit. 969 01:20:58,413 --> 01:21:02,668 Good Lord! What in the hell is goin' on up in there? 970 01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,297 - Hey, Big Momma. - Hi, Trent. 971 01:21:16,807 --> 01:21:19,893 What in the hell is goin' on over there? 972 01:21:22,729 --> 01:21:25,232 Hey. You're back so soon! 973 01:21:25,316 --> 01:21:26,942 What do you mean, "so soon"? 974 01:21:27,025 --> 01:21:29,069 And what the hell's wrong with this door? 975 01:21:29,152 --> 01:21:33,365 How about I hop in there and we go for a spin? 976 01:21:33,699 --> 01:21:35,909 Big Momma? 977 01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:39,413 - There you are. - Everyone's lookin' for you. 978 01:21:39,496 --> 01:21:42,207 - What are you doing? - I'm just freshenin' up. 979 01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:45,503 - Come on! Time to cut your cake. - Everybody's waitin' on you. 980 01:21:45,586 --> 01:21:50,799 Driver, if I give you $20, would you step outside and kick his ass for me? 981 01:21:50,882 --> 01:21:53,844 - Yes, ma'am. - No. Sir, you do not have to kick my ass. 982 01:21:53,928 --> 01:21:55,763 Wait a minute. Just wait. 983 01:21:56,388 --> 01:21:59,725 Look. OK, if you really must know, 984 01:21:59,809 --> 01:22:03,687 it's a surprise party for you, and if you go in there now you'll ruin it. 985 01:22:03,770 --> 01:22:06,983 Well, if that’s my party, looks like I'm missin' it. 986 01:22:07,066 --> 01:22:08,609 Christ. 987 01:22:28,546 --> 01:22:33,717 It's so loud in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable over at my house. 988 01:22:35,428 --> 01:22:39,640 - We've been lookin' all over for you. - It's time to cut your birthday cake. 989 01:22:40,015 --> 01:22:42,185 All of this for my birthday? 990 01:22:43,477 --> 01:22:47,689 Everybody's all dressed up and looking good. 991 01:22:47,773 --> 01:22:50,735 I wanna freshen up and get out of my traveling clothes. 992 01:22:50,818 --> 01:22:53,445 No, don't worry about that. You look fine. 993 01:22:53,529 --> 01:22:57,533 Listen, I got some dress-up clothes, too. I wanna put mine on. 994 01:22:58,117 --> 01:23:01,078 Now where's that cake? 995 01:23:02,914 --> 01:23:05,291 - Damn! - That was fast! 996 01:23:07,876 --> 01:23:09,921 What the hell are you doing, Nolan? 997 01:23:10,004 --> 01:23:13,382 Y'all sure went through a lotta trouble for Big Momma. 998 01:23:13,466 --> 01:23:16,719 You know, that's rare these days. 999 01:23:16,803 --> 01:23:20,473 So much else to do that you forget about people. 1000 01:23:20,556 --> 01:23:22,933 - Big Momma is here. - What you talking about? 1001 01:23:23,016 --> 01:23:25,895 - She's back. The real Big Momma is back. - Damn! 1002 01:23:27,146 --> 01:23:29,398 - You want me to take her out? - No. 1003 01:23:29,481 --> 01:23:33,611 Just keep her away from Malcolm until we figure out a way to sneak her out of here. 1004 01:23:33,694 --> 01:23:35,779 OK. You got it. 1005 01:23:37,782 --> 01:23:41,035 You know, Big Momma a whole lotta woman. I may need help. 1006 01:23:47,542 --> 01:23:50,419 You two? in my bed? 1007 01:23:50,919 --> 01:23:52,839 Hell, no! 1008 01:23:52,922 --> 01:23:54,924 Hattie Mae, I can explain. 1009 01:23:55,007 --> 01:23:58,010 Explain it to the fat end of my baseball bat. 1010 01:24:01,305 --> 01:24:03,307 Trent? Sweetie? 1011 01:24:05,184 --> 01:24:09,188 "Scratch, scratch, scratch, went the clawing at my door." 1012 01:24:09,272 --> 01:24:14,110 "'Who's there?' I said, hoping it was only my imagination." 1013 01:24:14,569 --> 01:24:16,946 Mom, look. It's ghost stories. 1014 01:24:25,079 --> 01:24:29,209 Where's my Sherry? Where's my baby Sherry? 1015 01:24:33,003 --> 01:24:37,091 - In my house, in my bed... - Malcolm, I've been lookin' all over for you. 1016 01:24:37,175 --> 01:24:40,177 - You'll never believe who's here. - Who's here? 1017 01:24:40,594 --> 01:24:45,183 Plenty of fun people. Let's dance over and meet some, shall we? Come on. 1018 01:24:51,022 --> 01:24:53,024 Sherry? 1019 01:25:09,416 --> 01:25:11,418 Big Momma, work it out! 1020 01:25:11,501 --> 01:25:13,503 He don't know what to do with it. 1021 01:25:25,682 --> 01:25:27,475 Shit. 1022 01:25:29,310 --> 01:25:31,897 Can I at least say goodbye to my grandmother? 1023 01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:33,314 Yeah. 1024 01:25:37,444 --> 01:25:39,446 Big Momma? 1025 01:25:41,573 --> 01:25:43,199 Sherry, is that you? 1026 01:25:43,282 --> 01:25:45,577 What a beautiful surprise. 1027 01:25:46,286 --> 01:25:51,250 Yeah, Big Momma. I just wanted to come and say goodbye, cos we have to leave now. 1028 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:53,585 But I just got... 1029 01:25:53,668 --> 01:25:57,672 I don't want you to leave. Please, don't leave. 1030 01:25:57,755 --> 01:26:03,052 No, Big Momma, we have to go now. And I just wanted to say thank you for everything. 1031 01:26:03,136 --> 01:26:05,472 You said goodbye. Now let's go. 1032 01:26:05,681 --> 01:26:08,600 - Freeze, sucker! - Nolan? What the hell are you doing? 1033 01:26:08,683 --> 01:26:10,351 Put that thing down. 1034 01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:15,857 You freeze... sucker. 1035 01:26:17,192 --> 01:26:19,027 - Don't shoot me. - Lester, no. 1036 01:26:20,028 --> 01:26:20,988 Oh, shit. 1037 01:26:25,575 --> 01:26:26,869 Oh, Jesus! 1038 01:26:26,952 --> 01:26:29,538 I forgot my keys. 1039 01:26:33,751 --> 01:26:36,545 Big... Big Momma? 1040 01:26:38,463 --> 01:26:41,717 - Are y'all Double mint twins? - Freeze! FBl. 1041 01:26:48,849 --> 01:26:51,977 Not in Big Momma's house! 1042 01:26:54,730 --> 01:26:56,148 Oh, shit! 1043 01:27:02,237 --> 01:27:05,282 I can't feel my knees. Oh, Big Momma! 1044 01:27:05,824 --> 01:27:08,744 - Hit me, you fat piece of junk? - Lester, no! 1045 01:27:09,787 --> 01:27:11,788 Don't you hit her. 1046 01:27:16,877 --> 01:27:19,296 Don't turn over on me! Oh, Lord! 1047 01:27:46,031 --> 01:27:47,241 Oh, man. 1048 01:27:47,324 --> 01:27:48,784 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1049 01:27:48,867 --> 01:27:52,037 - You were all over that shit. - Yeah. I was somethin', huh? 1050 01:27:52,496 --> 01:27:54,081 Easy. 1051 01:27:54,164 --> 01:27:58,878 But I gotta tell you... This gettin' shot part, it's not as much fun as you'd think. 1052 01:27:59,336 --> 01:28:01,338 Malcolm. 1053 01:28:04,424 --> 01:28:06,802 Trent. 1054 01:28:09,096 --> 01:28:11,223 Watch out! 1055 01:28:20,232 --> 01:28:23,902 Yes. Well, somebody better tell me somethin', 1056 01:28:23,986 --> 01:28:27,406 cos this sho' is some freaky shit. 1057 01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:41,921 Yes, and I'll bust in your head again if I catch you foolin' around with my kin. 1058 01:28:42,004 --> 01:28:44,006 Blood is thicker than water. 1059 01:28:45,174 --> 01:28:49,136 Is that morphine in there? God, it beats the hell out of aspirin. 1060 01:28:53,432 --> 01:28:54,809 Sherry. 1061 01:28:58,604 --> 01:29:00,606 Go inside, sweetie. OK? 1062 01:29:04,401 --> 01:29:06,570 How's he doin'? 1063 01:29:07,696 --> 01:29:09,532 He's fine. 1064 01:29:10,241 --> 01:29:11,867 Good. 1065 01:29:11,951 --> 01:29:15,538 You thought I was guilty the whole time, didn't you? 1066 01:29:15,788 --> 01:29:18,582 You went to all this trouble to try to catch me in a lie 1067 01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:21,251 and you were the one being dishonest. 1068 01:29:21,752 --> 01:29:23,588 I was just doin' my job. 1069 01:29:23,671 --> 01:29:27,424 So the lake and everything, that was just you doin' your job, right? 1070 01:29:27,508 --> 01:29:29,009 No. 1071 01:29:29,092 --> 01:29:32,388 "You gotta trust somebody sometime. Why not start with me?" 1072 01:29:32,722 --> 01:29:35,391 I find that hard to believe, Malcolm. 1073 01:29:54,785 --> 01:29:58,414 How do you feel, Malcolm? Nervous about your testimony? 1074 01:29:58,498 --> 01:30:00,833 Nervous? No. 1075 01:30:00,917 --> 01:30:02,877 No, I'm cool. 1076 01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:06,214 This won't be the first time I've testified. 1077 01:30:06,297 --> 01:30:08,049 This one ain't gettin' away. 1078 01:30:08,132 --> 01:30:10,884 Let's hope. This is your basic hostile jury. Good luck. 1079 01:30:10,968 --> 01:30:12,971 Yeah. All right. 1080 01:30:25,274 --> 01:30:27,777 Yes, brothers and sisters. 1081 01:30:31,822 --> 01:30:33,825 Reverend, I've come to testify. 1082 01:30:34,909 --> 01:30:38,954 - What's he doin' here? - This is God's house, 1083 01:30:39,038 --> 01:30:41,541 where all of his children are welcome. 1084 01:30:41,749 --> 01:30:44,752 Yeah, maybe all exceptin' him. 1085 01:30:48,131 --> 01:30:50,341 - This better be good, son. - Yeah. 1086 01:30:50,425 --> 01:30:53,594 Now wobble-wobble, and drop it like it's hot. 1087 01:30:57,807 --> 01:31:00,059 I've come here today to 1088 01:31:00,142 --> 01:31:02,520 ask for understanding. 1089 01:31:04,063 --> 01:31:09,069 I believe the Good Book says "lf you don't know me, don’t judge me." 1090 01:31:09,152 --> 01:31:11,988 - That was Tupac. - Definitely Tupac. 1091 01:31:12,071 --> 01:31:13,990 Tupac. All right. 1092 01:31:14,073 --> 01:31:17,243 Well, Trent, what does it say? 1093 01:31:17,327 --> 01:31:21,205 Mom says Jesus said we should love one another as we love ourselves. 1094 01:31:21,289 --> 01:31:24,918 No, Trent. That's an old lyric from AI Green. I got it in the car. 1095 01:31:25,001 --> 01:31:26,961 Jesus did say that. 1096 01:31:27,044 --> 01:31:29,881 - Amen! - Yes, he did. 1097 01:31:29,965 --> 01:31:33,926 Anyway... Trent, do you remember that day at the lake 1098 01:31:34,010 --> 01:31:37,722 when I told you that if you wanted something bad enough 1099 01:31:37,806 --> 01:31:40,600 you gotta be patient and it might come to you? 1100 01:31:41,809 --> 01:31:44,396 Well, I think that only works with fireflies. 1101 01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:48,691 But if it's someone important, you gotta put yourself into it. 1102 01:31:49,192 --> 01:31:51,194 You have to go get it. 1103 01:31:52,112 --> 01:31:54,280 Sherry, the make-up... 1104 01:31:54,364 --> 01:31:56,866 You know, the whole... 1105 01:31:56,949 --> 01:31:59,327 And the protrudeness... 1106 01:32:00,328 --> 01:32:02,121 Excuse me. 1107 01:32:02,205 --> 01:32:04,207 Look, that was fake. 1108 01:32:06,334 --> 01:32:08,753 But what I feel about you... 1109 01:32:09,545 --> 01:32:12,132 That's real. 1110 01:32:12,215 --> 01:32:16,052 You know, Reverend, I think the Lord is trying to give us 1111 01:32:16,135 --> 01:32:19,389 some true words through this brother here. 1112 01:32:19,473 --> 01:32:22,976 Well, may the angels speed your path on up here, Big Momma. 1113 01:32:30,733 --> 01:32:33,487 Sherry, why are you still sittin' there? 1114 01:32:33,570 --> 01:32:36,614 Girl, come on up here and get your man. 1116 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,277 This morning we're having church!