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STUDIO 24 PRESENTS

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A PIGEON SAT ON A BRANCH
REFLECTING ON EXISTENCE

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THE FINAL PART OF A TRILOGY
ABOUT BEING A HUMAN BEING

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THREE MEETINGS WITH DEATH

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MEETING WITH DEATH NO. 1

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MEETING WITH DEATH NO. 2

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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My mom is in here,
I'm her eldest son.

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Your siblings are in there,
and you're welcome to join them.

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Thanks a lot,
I'm a little late too.

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- No worries.
- Thanks a lot.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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How are things progressing?

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The doctor said
nothing will happen tonight.

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So we could go home,
he said.

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What's this? The handbag?

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How did she get it?

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- Who brought it here?
- I did.

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- Why?
- Mom wanted me to.

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- What do you mean, "wanted"?
- She wanted me to.

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She thinks she can take
the handbag with her to heaven.

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Yes, she really wants
to take it with her.

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You look drunk.

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And you're mean as always.

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Well, well.

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You know what's in that bag,
don't you?

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Sure.

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All her jewellery.

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Dad's gold watch,

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wedding ring
and cuff links.

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And I know
there's an envelope, too.

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With the money
she made from the car.

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- More than $70,000!
- Yes, I know.

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There is no way.

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We just can't leave it here.

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- You have to understand that?
- You're welcome to try.

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I know you're going
to heaven, mom.

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You were always kind...

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just like dad.

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He's there now...

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waiting for you.

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He wasn't allowed
to take his gold watch.

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There you go.

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You don't get to take this
to heaven, mom.

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No, you don't.

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It's not allowed.

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You will get new jewellery
in heaven.

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You don't get to take this!

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That's not the way things work!

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ENCONTRO COM A MORTE Nº 3

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This doesn't look good.

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No.

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Is there any use
calling for a helicopter?

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No.

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He's gone.

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We've been trying
to revive him...

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for half an hour.

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There's just no way.

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He's dead as a stone.

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Well then,

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we'll need a stretcher...

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and then take him
to a vacant cabin.

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- If there is an empty cabin.
- Yes, there is.

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- May I ask a question?
- Go ahead.

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What do we do with this now?

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What do you mean?

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Well, he's already paid.

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Good question.

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We can't charge for it twice.

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- Try giving it away.
- Yes, alright.

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Does anybody want this?

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A shrimp sandwich
with a draught beer, for free.

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I can take the beer.

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Go ahead, sir.

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Thanks a lot.

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Yes.

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I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine.

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I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine!

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Yes.

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Well, hello.

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Maybe you recognize me.

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Some of you might.

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I'm a sea captain,
or rather I used to be.

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For nearly 15 years....

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I captained one of
our larger ferries.

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But not anymore.

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I had to quit,

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because I felt dizzy
every time we left shore.

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A form of seasickness,
you could say.

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So now I'm here.

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The thing is
my sister's husband,

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my brother-in-law,
as they call it,

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is ill.

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He's a hairdresser,
this is his salon.

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I've promised

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to help him run it
until he feels better.

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Try to, at least.

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I kind of learned to cut hair
in the military.

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It's been many years now,
but I do remember some of it.

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I'll try at least.

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Do the best I can.

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What more can you do?

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Hello?

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Yes

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I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine.

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I said I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine!

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- Hello, Nathan.
- Hello.

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- How are things?
- I shouldn't complain.

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- There are people worse off.
- That's true.

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I thought you were getting
a haircut?

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But you haven't?

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- Maybe not.
- Why not?

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- I don't want to talk about it.
- Why not?

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- I don't feel like it, alright?
- Why are you so angry?

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I'm not angry.

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Sure you are.
What have I done wrong?

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You're acting
like a crybaby again.

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What have I done wrong?

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What's happened?
Why is he sad?

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It's nothing.
He's just a damn crybaby.

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Could I buy him a beer,
perhaps?

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He shouldn't drink right now.
We're off on a customer visit.

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- What line of work are you in?
- In the entertainment business.

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We sell novelty items.

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We want to help people
have fun.

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- What funny stuff do you have?
- Vampire teeth.

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Vampire teeth?

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They've been popular
a long time now.

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We also sell these laugh bags.

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It's a classic.

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Then, there's a new item
we have a lot of faith in.

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- Should I show him?
- Yes, I think so.

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The Uncle One-Tooth.

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Hello, Ove Bergius here.

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How are you doing?

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I just wanted to check with you

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about a possible
misunderstanding.

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I've misinterpreted the date.

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And quite possibly the time,
too.

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I suspect
this may well be the case.

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I'm outside the restaurant.

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I've been in and asked them
several times

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if someone has called

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 about a cancellation.

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But they say no one has.

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I'm sure it's
a misunderstanding on my part.

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That's probably it,
unfortunately.

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00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,585
Well...

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Could you possibly confirm
if I was the one

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who has made a mistake
and got the date wrong

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and maybe the time as well?

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You can leave a message
on my answering machine...

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in case I don't pick up.

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I'm so sorry if this is
an inconvenience to you.

155
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I wouldn't want that.

156
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Thanks a lot.

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Bye.

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Yes?

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00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:09,091
We would like to show you
some of our products.

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Okay.

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One of our best selling items
for a while now...

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are these vampire teeth...

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With...

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extra long fangs.

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Could you show him, please?

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That's enough.

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00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:05,168
Enough, he's seen it already.

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00:25:07,459 --> 00:25:09,906
Why are you so angry?

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He's a little sensitive.

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No I'm not, it's you
being mean all the time.

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Then there's this true classic,

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the laugh bag.

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It always brings out smiles
at parties,

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either at home
or in the office.

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We want to help people
have fun.

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And then there's this new item
we have a lot of faith in.

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The Uncle One-Tooth.

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Yes.

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00:26:03,761 --> 00:26:06,230
Excuse me.
How much is this one?

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Listen guys,
I don't think this is for us, really.

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But thanks for stopping by.

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00:26:48,697 --> 00:26:50,317
Thank you.

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<i>You have no messages.</i>

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Would you like another one?

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00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,767
Would you like another one?

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- Would you like another one?
- Yes, of course I do.

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00:28:02,027 --> 00:28:06,504
- He's hard of hearing, poor man.
- He should be grateful.

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00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:09,990
That way he won't have
to listen to all the bullshit.

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00:28:09,991 --> 00:28:12,650
A bit a moody today, Gunnar?

190
00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:14,938
What else could I be?

191
00:28:15,469 --> 00:28:18,495
He's been a regular here...

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for more than 60 years,
I think.

193
00:28:22,353 --> 00:28:24,601
That's a lot of shots.

194
00:28:25,158 --> 00:28:27,770
Yes, quite a few.

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00:28:28,734 --> 00:28:31,750
What would life be
without a shot...

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or two?

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- A horrible thought.
- Damn straight.

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00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:15,028
<i>A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay</i>

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00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:19,856
<i>A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay</i>

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00:29:19,857 --> 00:29:23,658
<i>A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay</i>

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<i>At the Halta Lotta's Krog
in Gothenburg</i>

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00:30:08,156 --> 00:30:12,569
<i>We with pockets
without shillings</i>

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00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:16,775
<i>We with pockets
without shillings</i>

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00:30:16,776 --> 00:30:20,626
<i>How can we pay
if we are willing</i>

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00:30:20,627 --> 00:30:25,509
<i>At the Halta Lotta's Krog
in Gothenburg?</i>

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00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:29,964
<i>How can we pay
if we are willing</i>

207
00:30:29,965 --> 00:30:34,386
<i>How can we pay
if we are willing</i>

208
00:30:34,387 --> 00:30:38,237
<i>We with pockets
without shillings</i>

209
00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:43,238
<i>At the Halta Lotta's Krog
in Gothenburg?</i>

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00:30:57,873 --> 00:31:01,476
<i>With kisses you shall pay</i>

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00:31:01,477 --> 00:31:05,156
<i>if you are willing</i>

212
00:31:05,191 --> 00:31:08,280
<i>With kisses you shall pay</i>

213
00:31:08,281 --> 00:31:12,322
<i>if you are willing</i>

214
00:31:12,323 --> 00:31:14,763
<i>With kisses you shall pay</i>

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00:31:14,764 --> 00:31:17,605
<i>if you are willing</i>

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00:31:17,606 --> 00:31:21,408
<i>At the Halta Lotta's Krog</i>

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00:31:21,409 --> 00:31:24,085
<i>in Gothenburg</i>

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00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:34,282
<i>With kisses we shall pay
since we are willing</i>

219
00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:38,950
<i>With kisses we shall pay
since we are willing</i>

220
00:31:38,951 --> 00:31:43,006
<i>With kisses we shall pay
since we are willing</i>

221
00:31:43,007 --> 00:31:48,007
<i>At the Halta Lotta's Krog
in Gothenburg</i>

222
00:33:38,210 --> 00:33:39,867
Good night, Arne.

223
00:33:41,805 --> 00:33:43,677
Good night, Arne!

224
00:33:47,051 --> 00:33:49,101
Good night!

225
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- What?
- Good night!

226
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:54,593
Good night.

227
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:18,692
I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine.

228
00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:22,130
I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine!

229
00:34:23,153 --> 00:34:25,009
Yes.

230
00:34:28,883 --> 00:34:30,917
Do you want to say anything?

231
00:34:32,694 --> 00:34:36,728
Tell them I'm also happy
to hear they're doing fine.

232
00:34:38,992 --> 00:34:43,680
He says he's also happy
to hear you're doing fine.

233
00:34:44,536 --> 00:34:45,973
Yes.

234
00:35:25,339 --> 00:35:26,990
I caught it!

235
00:35:42,855 --> 00:35:44,943
Yes, that's correct.

236
00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:46,955
On April 16th,

237
00:35:46,956 --> 00:35:50,365
 you received two 10-packs
of vampire teeth, standard size,

238
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and three 10-packs
with extra long fangs.

239
00:35:56,157 --> 00:35:58,043
Yes, that is correct.

240
00:35:58,044 --> 00:36:01,899
You also received
six Uncle One-Tooth.

241
00:36:02,741 --> 00:36:07,407
I see three.
Have you sold the others?

242
00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:12,797
Yes, we have.

243
00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:16,705
- That was a while ago.
- Indeed.

244
00:36:16,706 --> 00:36:19,969
- We haven't received payment.
- Indeed.

245
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:22,003
Why not?

246
00:36:23,408 --> 00:36:24,879
I'm not sure.

247
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,721
Just a moment.
I'll ask my husband.

248
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:45,876
He says you'll have it
by next week.

249
00:36:45,877 --> 00:36:49,150
- We don't believe that.
- No, we don't.

250
00:36:49,151 --> 00:36:52,995
- We've sent four reminders.
- Indeed.

251
00:36:52,996 --> 00:36:57,650
And we've called your answering
machine over and over again.

252
00:36:57,967 --> 00:37:01,418
- We won't accept this.
- No, we won't.

253
00:37:03,943 --> 00:37:06,400
Wait,
I'll talk to my husband again.

254
00:37:12,948 --> 00:37:14,784
Just make them go away!

255
00:37:14,785 --> 00:37:19,025
This won't do!
We won't accept this.

256
00:37:19,026 --> 00:37:21,441
I have no money!

257
00:37:21,442 --> 00:37:26,301
- I have no money!
- Then we'll take the masks back.

258
00:37:27,097 --> 00:37:30,583
- We will take the masks.
- Please, don't.

259
00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:32,985
I have no money!

260
00:37:45,592 --> 00:37:47,651
Now it's Wilma's turn.

261
00:37:52,445 --> 00:37:54,098
Welcome Wilma.

262
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,658
Stand right here.

263
00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:04,676
- How do you feel?
- Fine.

264
00:38:04,677 --> 00:38:06,093
Good.

265
00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:10,810
- What are you doing for us?
- Reading a poem.

266
00:38:10,811 --> 00:38:13,251
A poem? Okay.

267
00:38:16,751 --> 00:38:19,416
- And who taught you that?
- I did myself.

268
00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:21,625
You learned the poem yourself?

269
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,205
That was very good of you.

270
00:38:25,548 --> 00:38:28,167
- What's the poem about?
- A bird.

271
00:38:28,168 --> 00:38:30,208
It's about a bird?

272
00:38:31,113 --> 00:38:33,535
- What kind of bird?
- A pigeon.

273
00:38:33,536 --> 00:38:35,586
About a pigeon!

274
00:38:36,572 --> 00:38:39,241
- And what did the pigeon do?
- It sat on a branch.

275
00:38:39,242 --> 00:38:41,267
It sat on a branch?

276
00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:47,310
- What did it do on the branch?
- It rested and reflected.

277
00:38:47,311 --> 00:38:49,919
It rested and reflected?

278
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:54,515
- What did the pigeon reflect on?
- The fact that it had no money.

279
00:38:55,135 --> 00:38:58,380
- What was that?
- The fact that it had no money.

280
00:38:58,381 --> 00:39:01,629
That it had no money? Gosh.

281
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,066
- What happened then?
- It flew home.

282
00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:08,281
And then it flew home? I see.

283
00:39:09,392 --> 00:39:13,543
- Then the poem ends.
- And then the poem ends?

284
00:39:14,690 --> 00:39:16,898
What a beautiful poem.

285
00:39:18,454 --> 00:39:23,114
I say we give Wilma
a warm applause!

286
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:33,986
What the hell do you want?

287
00:40:33,987 --> 00:40:38,600
- We're sort of lost.
- What? Turn the music down.

288
00:40:39,734 --> 00:40:42,571
- What was that?
- We're lost.

289
00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:46,243
- What do you mean, "lost"?
- We don't know where we are.

290
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:47,683
No?

291
00:40:47,968 --> 00:40:51,020
We're looking for an address
that doesn't seem to exist.

292
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:52,435
Indeed.

293
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:57,867
We have the directions,
but they seem completely off.

294
00:40:58,234 --> 00:41:00,875
Yeah, it's all wrong.

295
00:41:01,951 --> 00:41:05,576
We're looking for a store
called Party.

296
00:41:07,542 --> 00:41:10,581
Yeah.
The owner is called Bengtsson.

297
00:41:12,317 --> 00:41:15,386
He owes us money.

298
00:41:15,844 --> 00:41:19,864
Yeah, $13,800.

299
00:41:19,865 --> 00:41:22,925
Really?
What line of work are you in?

300
00:41:22,926 --> 00:41:25,974
- The entertainment business.
- Indeed.

301
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:29,408
We sell novelty items.

302
00:41:30,042 --> 00:41:33,503
We want to help people
have fun.

303
00:41:33,912 --> 00:41:35,942
So what kind of stuff
are you selling?

304
00:41:35,943 --> 00:41:38,792
- We can show you.
- Alright.

305
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:55,890
One of our best selling items
for a while now

306
00:41:55,891 --> 00:42:00,133
are these vampire teeth
with extra long fangs.

307
00:42:05,842 --> 00:42:10,264
Then there's the classic
laugh bag.

308
00:42:10,265 --> 00:42:12,669
Known to bring out a smile
at parties,

309
00:42:12,670 --> 00:42:15,301
both at home or in the office.

310
00:42:15,871 --> 00:42:18,922
We want people
to have a good time.

311
00:42:21,196 --> 00:42:26,001
Then there's a new item
we have a lot of faith in.

312
00:42:26,332 --> 00:42:29,221
The Uncle One-Tooth.

313
00:43:09,484 --> 00:43:12,572
You there, get out.

314
00:43:12,896 --> 00:43:16,380
You!
No women in the establishment.

315
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:18,342
Out!

316
00:43:18,943 --> 00:43:21,591
No women in the establishment!

317
00:43:23,709 --> 00:43:25,165
Listen up, goddammit.

318
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,247
No women in the establishment!

319
00:43:34,484 --> 00:43:35,969
Out!

320
00:43:42,755 --> 00:43:44,780
Out, damn it!

321
00:44:00,059 --> 00:44:02,096
Provosts, forward!

322
00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:08,538
Let that man taste the whip.

323
00:46:08,626 --> 00:46:11,452
Show respect
to His Majesty the King.

324
00:46:11,453 --> 00:46:12,862
That's right.

325
00:46:48,334 --> 00:46:50,778
His Majesty the King
is thirsty.

326
00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:52,405
Very thirsty.

327
00:46:52,406 --> 00:46:54,865
His Majesty wants
something to drink.

328
00:46:54,866 --> 00:46:56,320
That's right.

329
00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:00,755
- Beer perhaps?
- No.

330
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,459
His Majesty prefers water.

331
00:47:04,732 --> 00:47:09,190
Excuse me, sparkling water?

332
00:47:09,191 --> 00:47:12,221
- Mineral water?
- Affirmative.

333
00:47:32,401 --> 00:47:35,872
His Majesty the King
would appreciate it...

334
00:47:35,873 --> 00:47:38,144
if that young man

335
00:47:38,145 --> 00:47:41,400
filled the glass
for His Majesty the King.

336
00:48:30,751 --> 00:48:32,218
That was good.

337
00:48:33,484 --> 00:48:35,096
Splendid.

338
00:48:41,301 --> 00:48:44,502
Now that sly Russians will
receive a proper walloping.

339
00:48:44,907 --> 00:48:47,780
- They deserve to.
- Yes, your Majesty.

340
00:48:57,266 --> 00:49:00,324
His Majesty thinks...

341
00:49:00,325 --> 00:49:05,170
a man that young and handsome
belongs to the battlefield.

342
00:49:06,017 --> 00:49:09,638
You can sleep
in the King's tent.

343
00:49:21,935 --> 00:49:24,948
- Captain Bjälke!
- Yes, Lieutenant Colonel!

344
00:49:24,949 --> 00:49:28,188
His Majesty the King
wishes to hear a song.

345
00:49:29,001 --> 00:49:32,255
- Carry out!
- Yes, Lieutenant Colonel!

346
00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:36,291
- Lieutenant Flask!
- <i>Yes, Captain!</i>

347
00:49:36,292 --> 00:49:40,167
- Carry out marching song!
- <i>Yes, Captain!</i>

348
00:49:40,536 --> 00:49:43,388
<i>Company, marching song!</i>

349
00:49:43,389 --> 00:49:46,045
<i>One, two, three, four...</i>

350
00:49:46,046 --> 00:49:50,875
<i>The army of Charles XII
is a hundred thousand strong</i>

351
00:49:50,876 --> 00:49:55,741
<i>The army of Charles XII
is a hundred thousand strong</i>

352
00:49:55,742 --> 00:50:00,167
<i>The army of Charles XII
is a hundred thousand strong</i>

353
00:50:00,168 --> 00:50:03,249
<i>as he's marching through smoke</i>

354
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,853
<i>on his road so long</i>

355
00:52:02,878 --> 00:52:05,080
Why can't we come in?

356
00:52:06,425 --> 00:52:09,276
Only tenants have access.

357
00:52:10,730 --> 00:52:12,563
Those are the rules.

358
00:52:13,309 --> 00:52:14,983
Sorry.

359
00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:18,798
But they are here.

360
00:52:38,606 --> 00:52:40,252
- Hello.
- Hello.

361
00:52:41,461 --> 00:52:44,283
I'm sure you know
why we are here.

362
00:52:44,284 --> 00:52:45,905
Yes.

363
00:52:50,489 --> 00:52:53,100
Who's signature is this?

364
00:52:56,648 --> 00:52:58,685
It's mine.

365
00:53:00,976 --> 00:53:03,778
Do you understand
what it is you've signed?

366
00:53:03,779 --> 00:53:05,247
Well, yes.

367
00:53:06,204 --> 00:53:10,291
It's an agreement, a contract.

368
00:53:10,292 --> 00:53:14,161
You're required
to declare sales every month.

369
00:53:14,162 --> 00:53:17,214
You haven't. Why not?

370
00:53:17,738 --> 00:53:21,379
We've had some bad luck lately.

371
00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:25,235
My partner had an accident.

372
00:53:27,515 --> 00:53:30,982
He stepped out in the street
without looking

373
00:53:30,983 --> 00:53:33,191
and got hit.

374
00:53:33,789 --> 00:53:36,017
By a bicycle.

375
00:53:37,587 --> 00:53:41,808
He hasn't been able to walk
since then.

376
00:53:42,734 --> 00:53:45,957
And I haven't been
in the best of my health either.

377
00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:49,242
We don't care
about your health.

378
00:53:49,243 --> 00:53:52,265
We want to be paid
for our products.

379
00:53:54,626 --> 00:53:58,301
- We're a bit short of money.
- Indeed.

380
00:53:59,961 --> 00:54:02,184
We've been down on our luck.

381
00:54:02,185 --> 00:54:03,632
Indeed.

382
00:54:05,026 --> 00:54:08,685
We've been dealing with people
who don't pay.

383
00:54:09,151 --> 00:54:12,579
Just like you two bastards!

384
00:54:15,967 --> 00:54:19,417
- Can you open the door?
- You're not getting in here.

385
00:54:19,734 --> 00:54:21,958
- Why not?
- You're drunk.

386
00:54:22,747 --> 00:54:24,219
I haven't been drinking.

387
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:26,675
I can smell it
from a mile away.

388
00:54:26,676 --> 00:54:31,146
- I just wanted to take a nap.
- Come back once you are sober.

389
00:54:31,147 --> 00:54:33,762
You know the rules.

390
00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:38,147
I haven't had a drop all day!

391
00:54:41,087 --> 00:54:42,691
Damn.

392
00:54:46,571 --> 00:54:51,015
- Rules are meant to be followed.
- Exactly.

393
00:54:52,001 --> 00:54:54,875
Pay us what you owe us.

394
00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:57,515
You have fourteen days.

395
00:54:57,516 --> 00:55:00,756
Then there won't be
fun and games anymore!

396
00:55:00,757 --> 00:55:03,190
- Did you understand?
- Yes.

397
00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:07,314
It won't be fun
and games anymore.

398
00:55:10,316 --> 00:55:13,517
It won't be fun
and games anymore.

399
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:15,194
Understood?

400
00:55:53,573 --> 00:55:56,993
I was supposed to attend
a lecture tonight.

401
00:55:58,401 --> 00:56:02,087
Major-General Sandberg...

402
00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:06,929
would talk about
orderly withdrawal.

403
00:56:08,359 --> 00:56:10,445
But when I got there,

404
00:56:10,446 --> 00:56:13,319
it was cancelled, of course.

405
00:56:16,234 --> 00:56:18,506
I left home...

406
00:56:19,530 --> 00:56:22,571
early, of course.

407
00:56:24,975 --> 00:56:29,176
 I wanted to catch
the 7:22pm bus.

408
00:56:32,151 --> 00:56:35,166
It started raining,
of course...

409
00:56:38,042 --> 00:56:40,875
and I had no umbrella,
of course.

410
00:56:42,001 --> 00:56:46,889
So I decided to hurry back home
and get it...

411
00:56:47,769 --> 00:56:49,420
of course.

412
00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:54,564
I figured it would be there.

413
00:56:58,883 --> 00:57:02,318
But it wasn't, of course.

414
00:57:04,876 --> 00:57:08,960
On my way to the bus stop
the rain got even heavier,

415
00:57:10,342 --> 00:57:13,543
and I got soaking wet,
of course.

416
00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:22,392
Next to the bus stop
I saw it stoping...

417
00:57:24,259 --> 00:57:26,919
and leaving me behind.

418
00:57:28,626 --> 00:57:30,447
So I missed it.

419
00:57:31,902 --> 00:57:33,786
Of course.

420
00:57:33,787 --> 00:57:36,256
So I had to walk my way,

421
00:57:37,090 --> 00:57:38,734
of course.

422
00:57:39,888 --> 00:57:41,963
When I arrived...

423
00:57:44,102 --> 00:57:48,338
not a single person was there,
of course.

424
00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:52,550
Just a note on the door...

425
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:56,660
saying it had been cancelled.

426
00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:02,347
It was very unfortunate,
of course.

427
00:58:37,157 --> 00:58:40,024
I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine.

428
00:58:44,095 --> 00:58:46,974
I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine.

429
01:00:10,251 --> 01:00:11,713
Hi.

430
01:00:16,209 --> 01:00:18,028
What are you doing?

431
01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:22,831
Listening to this song.

432
01:00:25,557 --> 01:00:27,779
It's so beautiful...

433
01:00:29,112 --> 01:00:31,738
but horribly sad too.

434
01:00:33,026 --> 01:00:35,308
What's horrible about it?

435
01:00:36,546 --> 01:00:39,368
What he sings at the end.

436
01:00:41,398 --> 01:00:46,201
That he's going to heaven
to meet his parents.

437
01:00:48,574 --> 01:00:50,439
How horrible.

438
01:00:52,317 --> 01:00:56,757
- Then why listen to it?
- I can't help it.

439
01:00:56,758 --> 01:01:00,771
I've tried to stop,
but I can't.

440
01:01:13,567 --> 01:01:16,007
You need to see a doctor.

441
01:01:16,953 --> 01:01:19,156
This is not normal.

442
01:01:20,296 --> 01:01:22,712
I'm actually worried about you.

443
01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:24,517
So am I.

444
01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:34,129
What's going on?

445
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,937
He can't get this song
out of his head.

446
01:01:39,183 --> 01:01:42,609
- Do you feel troubled, Jonathan?
- Yes.

447
01:01:45,188 --> 01:01:47,018
What's troubling you?

448
01:01:47,019 --> 01:01:50,422
That I will have to meet
my parents again.

449
01:01:51,575 --> 01:01:53,607
I don't get it.

450
01:01:54,446 --> 01:01:57,715
My parents were very kind.

451
01:01:59,442 --> 01:02:02,893
But I don't want to meet them
again in heaven.

452
01:02:03,702 --> 01:02:05,761
Do you have to?

453
01:02:07,876 --> 01:02:10,536
I hope not.

454
01:02:13,779 --> 01:02:17,425
Shut the door if you're
playing music this late.

455
01:02:17,911 --> 01:02:20,746
Some people get up early
for work tomorrow.

456
01:03:07,447 --> 01:03:10,076
I've come to realize something.

457
01:03:10,698 --> 01:03:14,541
I realize I've been greedy
my whole life.

458
01:03:15,214 --> 01:03:17,252
Ungenerous.

459
01:03:17,951 --> 01:03:21,175
And that's why
I've become so unhappy.

460
01:03:23,950 --> 01:03:27,001
I've been greedy all my life.

461
01:03:27,002 --> 01:03:29,042
Ungenerous.

462
01:03:29,553 --> 01:03:32,565
And that's why
I've become so unhappy.

463
01:06:56,211 --> 01:07:00,231
Show respect
to His Majesty the King!

464
01:07:03,278 --> 01:07:06,708
His Majesty the King
needs to use your bathroom.

465
01:07:07,508 --> 01:07:12,135
- Where is it?
- The green door, over there.

466
01:07:24,408 --> 01:07:27,834
Your Majesty,
allow me to inspect it.

467
01:07:39,661 --> 01:07:43,669
Your Majesty,
I'm afraid it's taken.

468
01:07:43,670 --> 01:07:45,084
Too bad.

469
01:08:06,470 --> 01:08:11,470
- Half the kingdom is lost.
- Yes, Your Majesty.

470
01:08:12,365 --> 01:08:15,046
If we had only had
more horses...

471
01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:18,291
And if it hadn't rained...

472
01:08:18,838 --> 01:08:22,065
Rained? Did it rain?

473
01:08:23,363 --> 01:08:26,839
I don't think so,
but it could have.

474
01:08:28,365 --> 01:08:31,650
You never know what
that sly Russians are up to.

475
01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:35,475
If they hadn't armed themselves
in secret, that sly Russians,

476
01:08:35,883 --> 01:08:37,890
we would have beaten them.

477
01:08:38,521 --> 01:08:40,742
They armed themselves
in secret.

478
01:08:40,743 --> 01:08:42,764
They must have.

479
01:08:43,928 --> 01:08:45,531
Is that so?

480
01:08:47,046 --> 01:08:50,312
You were widowed at Poltava.

481
01:08:53,944 --> 01:08:56,790
You were widowed at Poltava.

482
01:08:56,791 --> 01:08:59,450
A widow's veil was your gift.

483
01:09:04,767 --> 01:09:07,238
You were widowed at Poltava.

484
01:09:07,239 --> 01:09:10,044
A widow's veil
was your gift, too.

485
01:09:14,909 --> 01:09:17,746
You were all widowed
at Poltava.

486
01:09:17,747 --> 01:09:20,419
Widows' veils were your gifts.

487
01:09:34,785 --> 01:09:39,600
<i>The army of Charles XII
was a hundred thousand strong</i>

488
01:09:39,601 --> 01:09:44,466
<i>The army of Charles XII
was a hundred thousand strong</i>

489
01:09:44,467 --> 01:09:48,901
<i>The army of Charles XII
was a hundred thousand strong</i>

490
01:09:48,902 --> 01:09:51,304
<i>as he marched</i>

491
01:09:51,305 --> 01:09:54,245
<i>through smoke
on his road so long</i>

492
01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:12,008
What now?

493
01:11:12,589 --> 01:11:16,013
- "What now?"
- Yes.

494
01:11:16,014 --> 01:11:20,658
I'm the one who's hurt.
I'm supposed to wait for you?

495
01:11:20,659 --> 01:11:22,302
No, what do you mean?

496
01:11:22,815 --> 01:11:25,237
You're too slow.

497
01:11:25,238 --> 01:11:27,920
You look like you're sleeping
while you walk.

498
01:11:28,438 --> 01:11:31,895
You walk like a goddam zombie.
Like this...

499
01:11:36,117 --> 01:11:38,003
No, I don't.

500
01:11:40,176 --> 01:11:42,178
I walked like this...

501
01:11:43,701 --> 01:11:45,517
casually.

502
01:11:47,901 --> 01:11:50,927
You contradict
whatever I say.

503
01:11:50,928 --> 01:11:54,367
- No, I don't.
- You just did it again.

504
01:11:54,368 --> 01:11:57,005
You do it all the time.

505
01:11:57,006 --> 01:11:59,843
I'm getting bloody tired of it.

506
01:12:00,277 --> 01:12:02,950
And you have no business sense.

507
01:12:03,451 --> 01:12:06,301
All we have are debts.

508
01:12:06,702 --> 01:12:10,351
- But it was your idea.
- My idea?

509
01:12:10,352 --> 01:12:15,352
What the hell does it matter?
You have no business sense anyway.

510
01:12:15,631 --> 01:12:18,258
I'm so damn tired
of all this crap.

511
01:12:18,259 --> 01:12:20,498
I don't want to do this
anymore.

512
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:40,677
But it was your idea.

513
01:12:50,332 --> 01:12:52,971
It was your idea.

514
01:12:58,634 --> 01:13:01,111
It was your idea.

515
01:13:09,959 --> 01:13:12,208
It was your idea!

516
01:13:14,106 --> 01:13:16,382
It was your idea.

517
01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,465
She had stone in her shoe.

518
01:14:20,182 --> 01:14:22,813
She had stone in her shoe.

519
01:14:22,814 --> 01:14:26,250
- Yes, I saw that.
- That was nice.

520
01:14:27,818 --> 01:14:30,468
What's nice about a stone
in your shoe?

521
01:14:30,469 --> 01:14:33,108
It was nice
when she took it out.

522
01:14:39,991 --> 01:14:42,628
If you don't mind me asking...

523
01:14:45,178 --> 01:14:48,790
Could I interest you
in some novelty items?

524
01:14:52,158 --> 01:14:56,002
I have a vampire teeth
you can have at half price.

525
01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:30,425
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526
01:17:48,565 --> 01:17:50,208
Jonathan.

527
01:17:51,484 --> 01:17:53,291
Jonathan.

528
01:17:57,237 --> 01:18:01,474
Listen, I'm sorry.
Very sorry.

529
01:18:01,788 --> 01:18:06,043
Can you hear me? I'm sorry.

530
01:18:06,839 --> 01:18:09,850
I've been mean.
I know that.

531
01:18:10,701 --> 01:18:13,156
I regret it, Jonathan.

532
01:18:13,719 --> 01:18:15,965
I really do.

533
01:18:17,341 --> 01:18:19,610
Forgive me, Jonathan.

534
01:18:21,019 --> 01:18:23,503
Can you forgive me?

535
01:18:26,234 --> 01:18:29,846
It would make me happy
if you did, Jonathan.

536
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:36,597
I want us to be friends again.

537
01:18:39,546 --> 01:18:42,580
You're the only friend I have,
Jonathan.

538
01:18:44,197 --> 01:18:47,043
Otherwise, I'd be so lonely.

539
01:18:47,782 --> 01:18:50,191
That can't be.

540
01:18:51,624 --> 01:18:53,879
We have to stick together.

541
01:19:00,738 --> 01:19:02,999
You've been mean.

542
01:19:05,884 --> 01:19:07,960
I know, Jonathan.

543
01:19:09,426 --> 01:19:12,638
- But I won't be from now on.
- Good.

544
01:19:21,301 --> 01:19:23,553
We should get some sleep now,
Jonathan.

545
01:19:24,704 --> 01:19:27,729
So we can do
big business tomorrow.

546
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,407
Good night.

547
01:19:36,952 --> 01:19:39,239
Can you be quiet down there?

548
01:19:39,820 --> 01:19:42,895
Some people get up early
for work tomorrow.

549
01:20:34,222 --> 01:20:36,630
Today I feel kind.

550
01:20:46,284 --> 01:20:48,528
Damn kind.

551
01:21:37,769 --> 01:21:39,239
Yes.

552
01:21:46,649 --> 01:21:50,062
Well, here we have only 3°C.

553
01:22:03,311 --> 01:22:04,777
Yes.

554
01:22:22,931 --> 01:22:25,765
I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine.

555
01:22:27,711 --> 01:22:31,567
I said I'm happy to hear
you're doing fine.

556
01:22:43,422 --> 01:22:44,824
Yes.

557
01:30:19,834 --> 01:30:21,854
What now?

558
01:30:25,131 --> 01:30:26,958
What's wrong?

559
01:30:28,735 --> 01:30:31,161
I thought
of something horrible.

560
01:30:32,821 --> 01:30:35,106
Something horrible.

561
01:30:38,376 --> 01:30:40,386
And I was involved.

562
01:30:41,450 --> 01:30:45,658
- Involved in what?
- That horrible thing.

563
01:30:47,401 --> 01:30:49,429
Explain yourself.

564
01:30:49,430 --> 01:30:53,469
Have you been dreaming?
Was it a dream?

565
01:30:53,470 --> 01:30:55,921
I'm not sure.

566
01:30:57,407 --> 01:31:00,233
But it felt
like it had happened.

567
01:31:03,134 --> 01:31:05,817
That's what scares me.

568
01:31:06,967 --> 01:31:09,401
It was so horrible!

569
01:31:13,448 --> 01:31:18,448
And no one has asked
for forgiveness, not even me.

570
01:31:20,277 --> 01:31:23,498
No one has asked for forgiveness.

571
01:31:25,556 --> 01:31:27,786
So what happened?

572
01:31:31,592 --> 01:31:35,029
It's so horrible
I don't dare telling.

573
01:31:36,740 --> 01:31:39,374
Then don't, you stubborn fool.

574
01:31:40,153 --> 01:31:42,230
I can't make sense of you.

575
01:31:44,068 --> 01:31:47,888
We're supposed to do business
tomorrow, we've decided.

576
01:31:50,129 --> 01:31:53,965
Don't you want
to help people have fun?

577
01:31:56,251 --> 01:31:58,058
Yes, I know.

578
01:32:01,576 --> 01:32:03,253
Crybaby.

579
01:32:48,868 --> 01:32:53,499
Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?

580
01:32:55,109 --> 01:32:59,569
Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?

581
01:33:09,598 --> 01:33:12,051
What the hell are you doing?

582
01:33:14,704 --> 01:33:19,188
Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?

583
01:33:19,189 --> 01:33:21,630
I don't understand
what you're getting at.

584
01:33:24,011 --> 01:33:27,424
He's just being
a little philosophical.

585
01:33:27,425 --> 01:33:28,912
Alright.

586
01:33:32,174 --> 01:33:37,035
But should we discuss this
in the middle of the night?

587
01:33:38,378 --> 01:33:41,383
Some people get up early
for work tomorrow.

588
01:33:44,199 --> 01:33:46,041
Good night then.

589
01:33:47,104 --> 01:33:48,567
Good night.

590
01:35:02,741 --> 01:35:05,818
And it's already
Wednesday again.

591
01:35:13,676 --> 01:35:17,138
- Is it Wednesday today?
- Yes.

592
01:35:21,176 --> 01:35:22,979
Is it Wednesday today?

593
01:35:23,692 --> 01:35:25,107
It is.

594
01:35:29,078 --> 01:35:31,924
I could swear it was Thursday.

595
01:35:32,572 --> 01:35:34,445
 But it's not.

596
01:35:35,634 --> 01:35:38,502
- It sure isn't.
- No.

597
01:35:43,926 --> 01:35:46,931
But it felt like Thursday.

598
01:35:47,742 --> 01:35:51,948
You can't feel what day it is.

599
01:35:51,949 --> 01:35:53,809
That's impossible.

600
01:35:53,810 --> 01:35:56,267
You have to keep track of that.

601
01:35:56,575 --> 01:35:58,859
Yesterday was Tuesday...

602
01:35:59,559 --> 01:36:02,035
today is Wednesday.

603
01:36:02,264 --> 01:36:04,672
And tomorrow will be Thursday.

604
01:36:05,215 --> 01:36:08,883
If you don't keep track of that,
chaos will reign.

605
01:36:08,884 --> 01:36:10,337
That's right.

606
01:36:32,254 --> 01:36:35,109
And the Wednesday
is already gone...

607
01:36:42,289 --> 01:36:43,736
Bye.

608
01:37:09,700 --> 01:37:14,200
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