0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 www.Fastbet99.club Agen Judi Online Aman dan Terpercaya 2 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:08,667 Lift your leg up. 3 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:55,207 Is this seat taken? 4 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,181 What's good to eat here? 5 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:12,958 The chocolate explo-- explosion cake. It sounds-- 6 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,960 That sounds good. 7 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:19,231 Or-Or not. What do you think? 8 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,233 You look good. 9 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:27,472 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I'm just doing press for my book. 10 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,341 I'm doing a tour. Yeah. 11 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,943 Crazy time, actually. 12 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:33,845 I was at this party last night with all these famous people there. 13 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:38,650 Prince played at it, which was pretty-- pretty cool. 14 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,719 Oh. 15 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,888 What are you doing here? 16 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,656 Just work. 17 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,226 What is it that you do again? What-- 18 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,562 Analytical processing. 19 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,397 Ah. 20 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,600 Data mining. 21 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:59,338 It's really more, uh, predictive analysis. 22 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,973 Do you speak English? 23 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,815 Where's home again for you? 24 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,684 - Seattle. - Right. Seattle. 25 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,020 You? New York. 26 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,259 - You ready sir? - Hey. Uh-- 27 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:24,930 I'm gonna get that chocolate explosion cake. 28 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,898 And, uh-- You know what? Make it two. 29 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,401 One for the lady over there. 30 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,336 - None for me, thanks. - No-- Get it-- 31 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:33,739 No, one is-- that's fine. One is fine. 32 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:37,409 Okay. We could split it, if you want. 33 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:47,546 - Hey. - Hey. 34 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,815 I gotta get down to the lobby. Someone's picking me up at 9:00. 35 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:52,017 Sorry. Did I wake you? No, no. 36 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,987 It's-It's fine. It's fine. 37 00:05:55,989 --> 00:06:00,792 I left my number for you. If you're, you know, in New York. 38 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,494 If you wanna give me a shout. 39 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,432 I'm never gonna call you. 40 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,439 Okay. 41 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,844 Have a good day. 42 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,462 You okay? 43 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:13,865 Yeah, yeah. 44 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,679 I broke up with my girlfriend. 45 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,983 Not for you, obviously. Why did I-- I didn't-- 46 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,852 I don't know why I just said that. 47 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,921 Well, I'm married now. 48 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:40,225 Yeah, I figured. 49 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,128 Hey, how was your wedding? 50 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,696 You have fun? 51 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,872 Were there-- Were a lot of people at the-- 52 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,807 a lot of people at the wedding? 53 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,477 Grandmas, grandpas? 54 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,484 You have a band or a deejay? 55 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,220 You like to dance? 56 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,963 What's your name again? 57 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:23,835 You said you weren't gonna call me. You lied. Why did you call me? 58 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,639 Was it the penis? 59 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,508 It's handsome. 60 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:32,611 It's a handsome penis. Is that why? 61 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,145 That's it. 62 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,522 Why did you call? 63 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,776 What? Tell me something about yourself. 64 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,711 Like what? Anything. 65 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,914 You wanna know my favorite color? 66 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,049 You like your work? Yes. I love it. 67 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,889 What? Come on. 68 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,858 You wanna know-- You wanna know my favorite color? 69 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,793 No, I don't wanna know your favorite color. 70 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,930 Tell me-- Tell me-- What would you-- Just stop talking. 71 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:28,733 Do you have a-- you have a middle name? 72 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,902 Mm-hmm. Yes, I do. Are you gonna tell me? 73 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,171 No. You're just gonna keep turning off the light? 74 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,739 Yeah. What are you gonna do? 75 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,274 I'm gonna-- 76 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,209 I'm gonna break the fuckin' lamp over your head. 77 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,753 All right. 78 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,790 All right. You get one question. 79 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,191 One. 80 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,109 Hold on. I'm thinking. 81 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,182 Only one? 82 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,818 Don't push it. 83 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:32,664 No, no. I get one question. I get one que-- Well, time's running out. 84 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,866 Turn the light out. Turn it off? 85 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:38,003 Turn it off. Goin' off. 86 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,411 When's your next conference? 87 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,821 Do you have any brothers and sisters? 88 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,060 Are your mom and dad still together? 89 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,399 Are you a Democrat or a Republican? 90 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,804 Have you ever seen a Ronald Reagan film? 91 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,742 Do you like vanilla or chocolate? 92 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,379 Vanilla? Chocolate? 93 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,957 Would you rather be eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake? 94 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,162 Shark. 95 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:47,906 Would you rather have a superpower-- 96 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,141 I didn't even finish what I was about to say. 97 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,111 Would you have-- rather have a superpower to fly-- 98 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,914 or to turn me into a buffalo? 99 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,178 See ya. 100 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,914 I, uh-- I read your book. 101 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,486 - Oh, yeah? - It surprised me. 102 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,921 It's just a book. 103 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,758 It's not just a book. It's a best seller. 104 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,494 It's in every airport. 105 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:45,330 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 106 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,900 I really liked it. Good. 107 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,869 You're a very good writer. 108 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,171 Yes, I am. 109 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,373 I'm not just saying that. No, I know. 110 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,076 I'm good. No, thank you. 111 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,178 Thank you. I appreciate it. That's very nice of you. 112 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,183 I, uh-- Um, I met someone. 113 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,419 I have a girlfriend. It's not a serious thing. 114 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:12,524 I just wanted to be honest with you, if that, uh-- I don't know the rules. 115 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,926 We keep on doing this, and you're gonna have to leave her for me. 116 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,800 Maybe you should leave him for me. 117 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:47,325 Oh, my God. I gotta go. What am I doing here? 118 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,227 Have a good flight. See ya. 119 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,406 Oh, my-- 120 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,976 Oh, shit. Alarm. 121 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,146 Uh-- It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Don't do it. Don't do it. 122 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:11,182 Don't-- Don't do it! What-- That's what I'm talkin' about. 123 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,896 I used to be in, like, a special ed, um-- I'm serious. 124 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:29,934 Like a special ed-- math class. And uh-- 125 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,003 Like, was this last year? It kind of scarred me forever. 126 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,205 And there was this one kid, Timmy Eckensterner. 127 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:40,011 And he was a total fucking freak of nature. 128 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,414 And there was this wonderful girl, Mariana Steins. 129 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,984 She was born with a hole in her heart. How do you re-- What? 130 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:50,321 Yeah. She-She was, like, a little thing with an Afro, and she was-- 131 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,190 She was a neighbor, Mariana Steins. 132 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,259 Did she survive, or did she die from her heart? She survived. 133 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:58,162 She's-She's still going. She's a wonderful human being. 134 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:01,266 But the kids made fun of her and then made fun of me, 135 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:05,370 'cause I was hanging out with her, you know. 136 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,321 Who was the first person you ever kissed? 137 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:27,091 Christian Iveson. 138 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:33,097 Iveson? Braces. He had braces. I did not. 139 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,533 Did he stick his tongue in your mouth? Mm-mmm. 140 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,535 No. He was pretty wimpy. 141 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,371 What about the first time you had sex? 142 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,674 Mmm. 143 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,943 How old were you? 144 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,679 Eighteen. College. 145 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,048 All my friends-- Uh-- They all had already had sex. 146 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,183 So I also felt pressure, 'cause I was, like-- 147 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,386 like the only person, you know, who, like, hadn't done it yet. 148 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,056 When was-- Who broke your heart the first time? 149 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,558 Ashley Luden. 150 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,561 She would never sleep with me. And I really wanted to make-- 151 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:07,231 I was-- "Wow, we've been dating a long time. I want this to be the first girl I sleep with. 152 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,434 This is gonna be special." And then she broke up with me... 153 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,269 and fucked half the school. 154 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,171 Really. She did. No! 155 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:19,377 Yeah. It was like-- I don't know. I turned Ashley into a complete slut. 156 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,147 Where-Where was that Ashley? Where was that Ashley? 157 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,050 You ever have an experience with a girl? 158 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,585 Mm-mmm. No? 159 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,690 I did with a guy. You did? 160 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,727 Yeah. When I was a kid. 161 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,629 We'd play, like, G.I. Joes. And then-- 162 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,733 And then I'd get shot, and he'd nurse me with a blow job, you know. 163 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,501 Wow. 164 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,571 Yeah. But I could-- I was so young, I couldn't even come. 165 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,274 I got a blow job. This is-- This is not gonna make you like me. 166 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,377 You have, like, the blow job chronicles. 167 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,779 "The Blow Job Chronicles." 168 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,583 "My first blow job-- 169 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,218 started with a boy." 170 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:07,658 I'm a king in Monaco, so fuck everybody. 171 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:11,396 I'm the king of the most serene republic of San Marino. 172 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,765 I'm the king of Liechtenstein. 173 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:18,036 Do you wanna be my princess? 174 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,471 I've never been crowned at all. 175 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,474 Excuse me. I've never been crowned at all. 176 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,309 Oh, terrific. 177 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,280 Can we get two more of these, please? 178 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,216 Bring the pain. I don't think you feel any pain. 179 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,221 Drink up. 180 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,561 - What part of the hotel is this? - What floor are we on? 181 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,064 Wake up! Go! 182 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,200 They're comin' after us! 183 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,469 Run. Look at me. Look at this. 184 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,304 Come on. Let's go. Run! 185 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,705 Run! Oh, my-- 186 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,243 Can you feel the pain now? 187 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,479 Oh, God, get up. Okay. 188 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,281 Come on. Come on. 189 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,386 - This way, this way! - You're gonna get it. Come on. 190 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,125 What should we do? 191 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,661 No, where-- Where? What? Is this-- 192 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,362 Oh, my God. Come on, get it. 193 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,530 Get in. 194 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,570 I love your feet. 195 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,872 If-- When I see a beautiful woman, 196 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:32,844 and I look down and I see ugly feet, I get very turned off. 197 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:36,280 And vice versa. If I see great feet, 198 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,684 and then I look up and see an ugly woman, I might be extremely turned on. 199 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,220 Oh, oh, oh. What? No, it's gonna-- 200 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,422 You-- It's good, it's good, it's good. What? 201 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,157 You don't like that? No, it's good. 202 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,627 This nail is so small that it's-- It looks so sad, this nail. 203 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,198 But you have to-- Don't you feel for the underdog a little? 204 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,834 I do. Like, "poor little guy"? 205 00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,471 It's odd that you have-- you have no nail there. 206 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,708 It's kind of-- it's kind of freakish. 207 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,911 It's gettin' kinda scary. Shut up and paint it. 208 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:10,281 Is it that you-- Did you dance when you were a kid? 209 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,749 Yeah. You did? 210 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,584 Mm-hmm. Like ballet? 211 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,453 Mm-hmm. Really? 212 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,388 Did you do modern dance? Mm-hmm. 213 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,390 Jazz? Mm-hmm. 214 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,459 Did you ever break-dance? Mm-mmm. 215 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,428 Barefoot Polynesian hula? Mm-hmm. 216 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,898 - I'm so bad at this. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,746 What do you even like about me? 218 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,315 Could you tell me? 219 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,484 Yeah, sure. Okay. 220 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,322 Do it. 221 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,291 You want me to-- 222 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,598 You want me to tell you what I like about you? 223 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,634 Yeah. Um-- 224 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,304 What do you mean? List. Like-Like make the list. 225 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,805 Like a top ten list? Yeah. 226 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,308 That's impossible to do. I can't sum it all up. 227 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,411 It's not impossible. 228 00:21:56,081 --> 00:22:00,751 Um, I think you're a very smart woman, 229 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,653 which isn't saying much compared to me. 230 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,755 But it's good. Very good. 231 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,858 Um-- 232 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,928 You're beautiful. That goes without saying. Sexy. 233 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,598 I love your eyes. 234 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:19,403 Great eyes. Um-- I love your moles. 235 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:22,640 Um-- 236 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:27,411 Your-- The way you-you walk. 237 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,680 Look good doing it. 238 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,850 Um-- 239 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,954 I feel... really ugly. 240 00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:43,627 Just... a horrible person. 241 00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:53,137 But then-- 242 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,475 I like you. 243 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:10,621 I go to sleep. When-- When I wake up, I-- 244 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:13,724 I can't concentrate at work I can't-- 245 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,732 I love him. 246 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,737 I love him. 247 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,742 I think. 248 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,414 I don't know what to think. 249 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,684 Yeah. 250 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:45,489 I know. 251 00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,459 I know. 252 00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:09,180 What do you like about me? 253 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,488 Something. Good. 254 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,862 See? It's hard. It's not easy. 255 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,969 I like your laugh. 256 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,973 I like when you cry too. But I-- I don't like when you're sad, but I like when you cry. 257 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,808 There something-- How about both at once? 258 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,243 When you laugh and cry? You like that? 259 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,479 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. 260 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:44,682 You do it-- And when you laugh your nostrils kind of flare. 261 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,520 They're-They're almost, like, breathing. Right now. 262 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,789 It-- It's beautiful. That might be my number one. 263 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,190 Oh, God. 264 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:01,765 Bye. Bye. 265 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,835 Don't go. Yeah, let's live here. 266 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,771 Take another flight. I can't. He's picking me up from the airport. I gotta go. 267 00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:09,073 Bye. Bye. 268 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,582 I love you. 269 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,762 Now would be a good time to express your feelings, reciprocal or otherwise. 270 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,731 Yes. Yes? 271 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,266 I love you. 272 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,703 That's why I'm here. That's why I'm doing this. 273 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:43,974 What are we doing? 274 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,611 We're-- 275 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:50,981 I don't know. You tell me. 276 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,918 I don't know. I'd like to know. 277 00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:58,689 We could keep meeting. 278 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,992 You mean cheating. Yeah. I suppose. 279 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:05,796 Well, let's call it what it is. I wanna keep doing this. 280 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,205 I'm happy. No, I'm happy. 281 00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:24,048 Okay. Yeah, well, I'm still working through that section. 282 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:30,654 Okay. That-That's awesome, Lauren. Bye. 283 00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:33,891 So? So, he loved it. 284 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,927 I told you. He's a genius. No, he loves everything though. That's his way. 285 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,629 He's very-- He's always very kind. 286 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,798 No, no, no-- I'm telling you, this is the one. 287 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,636 This is the one. It's better than the first one. Come on. Trust me. I know. 288 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,705 - I hope you're right. - I know I'm right. 289 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,139 And I read it. To my second book. 290 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:51,141 Yeah. You look beautiful. 291 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,143 So do you. 292 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,080 In a manly way. 293 00:26:57,816 --> 00:27:00,150 Give me a kiss. 294 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:02,086 Give me a kiss. Listen. 295 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,822 I want a kiss. Hey. Look over there. 296 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:07,257 Hey, what's that? It's the Empire State Building. 297 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,727 We're gonna climb that tonight. We're goin' nuts tonight. 298 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:12,730 We're gonna eat. We're gonna eat light. 299 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:16,333 We're gonna have a nice dessert. We're gonna get drunk on wine. 300 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:19,003 And then we're gonna fuckin' dance. 301 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:22,239 Seriously. I'm giving you a fuckin' New York tour. It's starting tonight. 302 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,308 Starting tonight. No, I have-- I've had dinners with... 303 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:28,879 so many people from New York at work, these offices, I-- 304 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,382 You got recognized today. It's-- That's so rare. It never happens. 305 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:34,818 I know. And yet-- I mean, you know-- 306 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,757 It's not safe. 307 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:47,931 I understand. I don't think you should feel paranoid. New York's a big city. 308 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,434 I don't think anyone's gonna recognize you. If they recognize you-- 309 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:53,437 If they recognize it, we can be friends. We can be friends walking around New York city. 310 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,339 I know. Look, I have an idea. 311 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,074 You're not gonna be sorry. 312 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,376 Just give it a chance. 313 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,314 Does it involve food? 314 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:07,384 - It's gonna be great. - Better be, like, the greatest idea ever, 315 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,286 'cause I'm really, really into my idea. 316 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,188 It's-- 317 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:56,800 It's totally amazing, because the fact that they gave me more than one team this time... 318 00:28:56,802 --> 00:29:01,405 means that they see me as somebody who, um-- 319 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,775 It's good. It's just, it's really, really good. 320 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:09,079 And it means I have the power to actually do something for once. 321 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:12,049 The only problem is Aaron. 322 00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:15,119 Fucking Aaron is gonna try to fuck things up for me as usual, 323 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:17,888 'cause he's always jealous. 324 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,895 Now, if we merge, 325 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:29,466 then I'll end up being in a position to run those teams too. 326 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:32,102 So-- I'm cold. 327 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,105 I can handle him. 328 00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:39,977 Now I just gotta kick ass. 329 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,545 Then I can pick my projects. 330 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:45,215 Only wanna answer to Charlie. That's all I wanna do anyway. 331 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,422 Am I talking too much. I'm talking too much. 332 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:55,159 No. 333 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:58,328 Are you okay? Yeah. No, I'm fine. 334 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:02,933 Is this you stoned? 335 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:05,969 You get all paranoid and distant? I'm fine. 336 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,371 I had a thing. 337 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:11,241 With her? No. 338 00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:17,314 You can tell me about her. No, it's not her. It's just-- It's nothing. 339 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,916 What? 340 00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:26,924 My book got killed. 341 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,832 Like really killed. 342 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,908 The reviews were-- 343 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:48,011 It was like I murdered their children or something. 344 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:51,281 You know what? You just gotta move on. It's your second book, you know. 345 00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,884 "Move on." Move on to what? 346 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,919 It's-- No one's gonna read my book now. 347 00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:57,454 Well, I think it's good. 348 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:08,432 Nobody gives a shit. I mean, no one cares. 349 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,135 You know, I wanna do something in my life. 350 00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:17,074 I wanna-- I want-- You know? I want-- 351 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,176 Come on, you're just stoned. Come on. 352 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,979 I want what I do to matter. What I do matters. 353 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:26,917 And I don't wanna just move widgets around. 354 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:31,421 You mean, like, ensuring the continuing growth of major corporations? 355 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:35,292 Hey, without you, who'd exploit the people, rape the land and make billions? 356 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,628 That's not very funny. 357 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,463 Actually, it is. 358 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:43,433 I'm paid fairly for the work I do. 359 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:46,069 What? 360 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:49,039 High school teachers barely exist over the poverty line. 361 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,941 Maybe I deserve more. Maybe-- 362 00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:54,211 Maybe my contribution to the health of this nation is actually worth more. 363 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,914 Dollars, right? It's all about dollars. 364 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,483 Yeah. Actually, it is. 365 00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:03,520 You don't create anything. I mean, you don't-- You just move numbers around. 366 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:04,688 Mmm. Right? 367 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:08,225 I create efficiency, 368 00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:10,160 which creates wealth. 369 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,430 For what? For money. 370 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:17,534 If you do it for the money, then you're just a whore. 371 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:20,203 I do it just for the money. Seriously. 372 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:27,577 Wow. Look at you, you bourgeois pig. 373 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:32,215 Look at you, commie bastard. 374 00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:34,318 Seriously. Seriously? 375 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:39,189 - Yeah. - Okay. Seriously, I think that life is fucking short. 376 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,459 And we're animals, and we have to fucking fight for our food, 377 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:46,363 and the weak die, and the strong survive. 378 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,365 Wow. Who are you? 379 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,267 And what are you doing in my room? 380 00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:59,343 What are you doing? What do you think I'm doing? 381 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,311 You're leaving? 382 00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:08,352 Not everyone gets to just lay around and have their fucking feelings all day long. 383 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:12,422 Okay? And, you know, gets to sort of turn everything that they think or they see... 384 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:16,293 into some meaningful reflection of life that makes the world a better place. 385 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:19,629 It's just a book. 386 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:22,332 "The best part of this"-- 387 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:26,303 "The best part of this self-loathing travesty of a novel is its length. 388 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:29,272 At 139 pages, 389 00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:32,209 at least one only has to suffer through it briefly." 390 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:38,715 Not just a book. 391 00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:57,267 - Why wouldn't you? Do you love her? - Mm-hmm. 392 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,403 - Of course I love her. - Then do it. 393 00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:01,271 You want me to do it. 394 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:04,608 I don't want you to do anything. Yes, you do. You want me to do it. 395 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:07,244 No. I want you to do what you feel. 396 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,079 Yeah, you know why? Why? 397 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:12,816 Because you want an out, that's why. 398 00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:15,252 No. Yes. 399 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:19,823 I'm saying, if you love her, if that's true, 400 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,792 then you should ask her. 401 00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:38,508 Why aren't we together? We are together. 402 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,178 Why aren't we living together? 403 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,580 Oh, you mean, like, "together" together. 404 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,582 Really, like, the house and chimney, 405 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,417 and the picket fence and the doggies. 406 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,352 Let's see. Um-- 407 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:52,289 You have a husband. 408 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:57,094 You have a girlfriend. Yes. Right. I forgot. There's that. 409 00:34:57,096 --> 00:35:00,197 Husband. Girlfriend. Husband. I'm serious. 410 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,806 Get a divorce. 411 00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:31,895 - You want me to get a divorce? - Yes. 412 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:34,197 Are you serious? You want me to get a divorce? Yes. 413 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,665 Because you're getting married. 414 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,503 And I think that you should. 415 00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:22,279 Is anybody doing it buffalo-style? 416 00:36:28,786 --> 00:36:33,957 How's things goin' down there? Your lives turning out just the way you thought it would? 417 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:39,329 What? Your lives turning out just the way you thought it would? 418 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:45,202 Whoo! I know. It's a fucking puzzle. 419 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:50,540 Help me put it together. 420 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,382 Shh. 421 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:07,591 How was it? Did you have a-a band or a deejay? 422 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,426 Uh, we had a deejay. 423 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,229 Were there a lot of people there? 424 00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:15,966 Like 70 something, 75. Oh, yeah? 425 00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:18,969 -It was at night, right? Isn't that what you said? -Yeah, it was a beautiful night. 426 00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:21,838 It actually was supposed to be bad weather, but-- 427 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,975 It sounds corny, but it was kind of a magical day. 428 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:28,278 You know, I-I don't... know how much I believe in it, 429 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,014 the whole thing as an institution, but I actually had a fucking great time. 430 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,616 Mm-hmm. 431 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:40,690 I never get her anything or-- I buy her presents, but I take her to the store, 432 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:44,427 and I ask her, you know, pick out whatever she likes, and she hates that, so... 433 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:47,564 I surprised her with this. 434 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,867 I got her-- I gave her my grandmother's ring. 435 00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:54,938 Which was-- It really meant a lot to me, 'cause I love my grandmother. 436 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:58,975 She-She passed away a couple years ago. 437 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,745 She just-- She went nuts. She loved it, you know? 438 00:38:05,349 --> 00:38:06,750 What? 439 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:10,887 You mad? No. 440 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:18,628 - You asked. - I know. I shouldn't have. 441 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:22,766 We could never be married, you and I. Oh, yeah? 442 00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:25,001 No. Why not? 443 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:29,939 Well, you hate the way I stay up late and keep you up late at night working. 444 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:34,878 What about how early I have to get up? And how early I fall asleep? 445 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,915 There you go. That's annoying. You go to bed at 8:30 at night, Grandma. 446 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:43,486 - You hate how I am cold and withholding. - No. 447 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,855 - Come on. - Mmm, I don't. 448 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,758 Little bit. Here's the thing. I share a lot with you, 449 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,362 and I tell you a lot about what's going on with me, and at this point in our-- 450 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:57,334 whatever we are, whatever this is, I-I-- I probably overshare, 451 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,736 but I tell you a lot about what's going on with me. 452 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:02,372 You, I don't know. It's a mystery, so-- 453 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:05,909 Every now and then, it would be nice to know what the fuck you were thinking. 454 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,078 You're right. We could never be married. 455 00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,435 You're mad now? 456 00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:35,772 No, I'm fine. 457 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:42,011 You always like to fucking rewrite history. That's-That's what you do. 458 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:45,415 And then you act. You replay it back in your own fucking way, 459 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:48,952 and you always paint me out to be the fucking asshole. 460 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:52,122 Do you not? Well, you're being an asshole. 461 00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:55,992 I like spending time with you, I'm sorry. I like, fucking, spending time with you. 462 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,962 You do. That's all I want to do. Okay. I don't know. I just-- 463 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:01,664 I just wanna know you're there for me too. I know, I know. It's just... 464 00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:04,834 when I'm outside, when I'm alone, when I'm away from you, 465 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,870 and I wanna spend some time with you, 466 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:09,672 and I text you, and I try to find you, and then you're not anywhere-- 467 00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:11,875 I know it sounds like I'm being a pussy. You know what my life is like! 468 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:13,710 I know-- You know what my life is like! 469 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:15,912 I know it sounds like I'm being a fucking pussy, but for me-- 470 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,481 I can't give you more than I'm giving you. I can't give you more than that. 471 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:21,885 I'm not asking that. All I'm asking for is a fucking-- a text message! 472 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,686 A fucking text message! 473 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:26,890 I'm not asking for anything that fucking important! 474 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,491 Okay? 475 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:34,731 I'm in it too! I'm in it too, okay? I'm in it too. 476 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:37,534 Don't make me out to be a fucking asshole. 477 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,639 I just don't know how-- 478 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,843 How? 479 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:51,181 To be in this room with you. 480 00:40:51,183 --> 00:40:53,783 I don't know how to be in this room with you. 481 00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:59,722 I mean, I-- You know what I mean? Like, I want to see you. 482 00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:02,125 I'm here for you. I came here for you. 483 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:06,896 But I don't know how-- Right now I don't feel like... 484 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,698 you want me here. 485 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,834 I don't feel like I should be here. I don't know-- 486 00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:13,736 I don't know how to, like, want to be here with you. 487 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:16,706 I don't feel like you want to be-- I mean, I know you're saying that, but I-- 488 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,075 I want to be with you. I feel like you want to kill me. 489 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,910 I don't want to kill you. 490 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:26,015 I want you fully-- I want you-- 491 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:29,486 I want to walk outside. I want to walk outside. 492 00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:32,522 I want to be outside, walking with you. 493 00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,858 I don't want to be in a fucking hotel. 494 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:38,561 I'm tired. I can't open the fucking-- Can you open the windows here? 495 00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:40,129 Can you even open the fucking windows here? 496 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:42,599 You'd fucking jump out. That's why. 497 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:45,835 No, I'm not gonna-- I'm not gonna jump out. I want some fucking air. 498 00:42:28,779 --> 00:42:30,747 Okay. I can open 'em? 499 00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:33,616 Open your eyes. 500 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,190 I'm on the porch. 501 00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:50,660 It's, uh-- 502 00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:55,231 It's small, but cozy. 503 00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:00,336 My house. 504 00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:02,305 It's our house. 505 00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,875 And it's me, 506 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:08,878 and we-- our three kids are playing out in the yard, 507 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,281 and-and-and-and I'm reading the paper. 508 00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:16,252 Got my coffee. 509 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,190 Got you. 510 00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:26,929 We have a little shed so I can do my pottery. 511 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,036 You do pottery? 512 00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:34,737 I'm very good. Really? 513 00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:36,172 Yes. You are? 514 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,774 Yes, I am. 515 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:39,409 Don't laugh at me. 516 00:44:39,411 --> 00:44:41,344 Okay, we'll get a shed. 517 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:49,819 And we're surrounded by trees. Lots of trees... 518 00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:51,954 and a vegetable garden. 519 00:44:51,956 --> 00:44:53,956 I always wanted a chicken coop. 520 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,992 Let's get a chicken coop. 521 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:58,795 That you feed. That we make the kids feed. 522 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,897 Hey, guys! 523 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:04,333 Mom wants you to feed the chicken coop. 524 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,903 Okay. I'm not gonna touch the chickens. 525 00:45:06,905 --> 00:45:10,039 I just wanted a coop. The kids can feed 'em. 526 00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:19,382 You okay? 527 00:45:20,951 --> 00:45:22,719 Yeah. 528 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,357 Yeah. 529 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:40,136 It's a nice thought. 530 00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:44,440 We don't have to have the chicken coop if it makes you upset. 531 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:48,111 No, no, no, no. We have a house. We have a porch. Pottery shed. 532 00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:52,315 Got your fucking chickens. Yeah. We eat vegetables from the fucking garden. 533 00:45:52,317 --> 00:45:54,250 Yeah. Then fuck. 534 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,885 Or make love. 535 00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:57,487 Sweet-- 536 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:02,458 Sweet, gentle lovemaking. 537 00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:28,851 I'm gonna kill her. 538 00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:34,123 Gonna kill her, but-- 539 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:42,465 She-- She writes critics-- 540 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,468 anonymously-- the ones that kill me, you know. 541 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,470 She dissects their critique. 542 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:51,574 She-- She defends me. 543 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:07,390 We leave them, 544 00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:11,060 and we're together. 545 00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:13,830 Really together. 546 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:43,920 I mean-- 547 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:48,090 Oh, fu-- 548 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,992 That's-- 549 00:48:58,335 --> 00:49:01,637 I'm gonna raise the baby with him-- with my husband. 550 00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:11,147 I'm gonna have the baby-- I'm gonna have a-a family. 551 00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:14,984 With him. 552 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,357 You're gonna have a family with him? 553 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,469 I wish it could be yours. 554 00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:08,371 I-- I gotta-- I gotta get some air. 555 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,639 Gonna take a walk. 556 00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:08,657 It's really cold. 557 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,630 I didn't pack for that. 558 00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:22,471 Did you? 559 00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:25,708 What? This-- No? 560 00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:34,717 I got coffee-- I got, uh, French roast, whole milk. 561 00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:03,512 I don't drink coffee anymore. 562 00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:06,649 My stomach. 563 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:24,400 I didn't think I'd ever see you again. 564 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:35,644 I don't think I can stay. 565 00:53:39,249 --> 00:53:41,784 I don't want to stay. 566 00:53:44,821 --> 00:53:47,223 I shouldn't have married him. 567 00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:52,294 This room is small. 568 00:53:52,296 --> 00:53:55,831 I want make it work for my daughter. 569 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:58,867 The color. My parents had a-- 570 00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:01,337 Makes it look smaller. a horrible divorce. 571 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:06,742 I'm not gonna do that to her. I can't do that to her. 572 00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:26,395 What's her name? 573 00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:36,305 Emma. 574 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:45,014 That's nice. 575 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:49,318 That's nice. 576 00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:16,572 Hey. Hey. It's me. 577 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,941 Um-- 578 00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:21,810 Look, I know we-- we have-- 579 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:24,880 I know we haven't talked, but I just want you to know I'm really-- 580 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:27,082 I'm thinking about you, and I-- I'm-- I'm-- 581 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:31,387 I know you didn't, you know-- 582 00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:34,923 I know this isn't what we were planning, and I just want to talk to you. 583 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:38,894 I think I'm-- I think I'm really ready to just-- 584 00:56:40,430 --> 00:56:42,931 just, you know, be friends with you, or-- 585 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:46,869 or just I want you in my life in some shape or form, so I-- 586 00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,904 I want to talk to you more about everything. 587 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:53,108 So just give me a call if-if-- when you can. 588 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:56,445 Okay. Don't-- Don't forget to erase this message. 589 00:56:57,814 --> 00:56:59,748 I'll see you later. 590 00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:23,572 Surprise. 591 00:57:24,974 --> 00:57:27,576 What are you doing here? 592 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:30,779 I was at the reading. You were? 593 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:33,182 Mm-hmm. I didn't see you there. 594 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:35,684 Yeah, I know. I was hiding. I was at the back. 595 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:52,634 Can I come in? 596 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,938 Oh, yeah. Please, come in, come in, come in. 597 00:57:59,108 --> 00:58:01,643 We moved. I'm in Portland, Maine now. 598 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,012 Can't believe it. She wanted to get out of the city, 599 00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:06,048 and I was bitching and moaning, but now I'm happy. 600 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:08,750 We got a great garden, and, uh-- Yeah. 601 00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:11,920 Stop calling me. You got my messages? 602 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:14,790 Yeah. Stop calling me. Stop calling me. 603 00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:16,592 Stop calling me. 604 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:19,928 Stop calling me. 605 00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:48,524 I know. I miss you too. That's-- It's just-- 606 00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,559 Two more cities and I'm home, okay? 607 00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:53,729 So don't freak out before I get there. 608 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,864 Okay. Go to sleep. I gotta-- I gotta rest. 609 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,133 I gotta wake up and do it all again in the morning. 610 00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:00,769 I love you. I love you so much. 611 00:59:01,771 --> 00:59:03,939 Okay. Good night. 612 01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:58,253 When Emma came out-- When we were in the hospital, 613 01:01:00,023 --> 01:01:02,391 I saw all these roses. 614 01:01:02,393 --> 01:01:05,994 On her head. All over. Like-- Like hair-- 615 01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:09,698 But-But roses. I was like, "Oh, my God. Look. 616 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,934 She's so amazing. She has roses on her head." 617 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,672 It was blood. 618 01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:18,774 I was severely medicated. 619 01:01:26,215 --> 01:01:28,216 I'm an English teacher. 620 01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:36,725 Really? Yeah. I took a-- 621 01:01:38,261 --> 01:01:40,896 I took a job at a college. 622 01:01:44,267 --> 01:01:46,068 I-- 623 01:01:48,137 --> 01:01:50,305 I actually like it. I actually-- 624 01:01:52,909 --> 01:01:54,743 I'm actually pretty good at it. 625 01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,478 I bet you are. 626 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,381 And I leave there, and I feel-- 627 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,851 at peace. 628 01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:18,233 Is Emma's dad-- Is-Is-- Is he good-- good-- 629 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,502 good dad? 630 01:02:29,045 --> 01:02:31,012 She doesn't want kids. 631 01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:49,558 I'm sorry. 632 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:53,128 I'm sorry. The-- The plane was fucking delayed. 633 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:55,096 I'm sorry. Mmm. 634 01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:57,299 Hi. Mmm. Hi. 635 01:03:57,301 --> 01:04:00,135 Mmm. Oh. You need to brush your teeth. 636 01:04:00,137 --> 01:04:02,037 Okay. 637 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,973 Did you get my text? Mm-mmm. 638 01:04:04,975 --> 01:04:07,375 You didn't get it? I fell asleep. 639 01:04:07,377 --> 01:04:11,479 I mean, we get on the plane, 640 01:04:11,481 --> 01:04:15,083 and we wait for about an hour. 641 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:23,491 Then we have to get off. And they sat me in between these two enormous people, 642 01:04:23,493 --> 01:04:26,461 and they're eating fucking Chinese food the whole time, and-- 643 01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:29,497 Do I smell like Chinese food? 644 01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:39,941 Hey. 645 01:04:39,943 --> 01:04:41,343 Sex. 646 01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:45,580 Best sex of your life, right now, right here. 647 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:56,024 I'm gonna do it anyway. Is that okay? I'll be quick. 648 01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:20,482 I'm taking as much work as I can home now, but-- 649 01:05:20,484 --> 01:05:22,584 Yeah. now she's not napping, so-- 650 01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:27,689 You know, you pay someone else to raise your kid, or you do it yourself, 651 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:30,091 but it's like when I'm home I feel like I should be at work, 652 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,193 and then when I'm at work, I feel like I should be at home. 653 01:05:32,195 --> 01:05:34,195 I'm just tired all the time. 654 01:05:34,197 --> 01:05:36,298 I bet. 655 01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:40,135 You forgive me? 656 01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:43,939 Yeah, I forgive you. For what? Sleeping? 657 01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:46,408 You were tired. Of course I forgive you. 658 01:05:48,311 --> 01:05:50,378 Are you writing? 659 01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:58,153 It'll come. 660 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:02,457 It will come. 661 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,463 What time's your flight? 662 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,465 What time is it? 663 01:06:12,201 --> 01:06:14,269 I gotta go in 10 minutes. 664 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:17,072 No. You're kidding. Yeah. Yeah. 665 01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:20,041 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 666 01:06:20,043 --> 01:06:23,278 I totally ruined it. Oh, don't apologize. It's fine. 667 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,414 No, it's not. You didn't come all this way just for some $40 orange juice. 668 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:29,417 I came all this way 'cause I like to sleep next to you. 669 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:32,287 I love those bony hips. 670 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:36,157 I'm the one that should be apologizing... 671 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:39,728 'cause I entered you last night without your permission. 672 01:06:39,730 --> 01:06:42,630 - Oh, you did? - Did you feel me enter-- 673 01:06:42,632 --> 01:06:45,066 Was that what that was? Because I felt something. 674 01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:51,539 You felt something? 675 01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:54,709 Like-Like-- Like what? An earthquake? 676 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:58,013 No. No, I thought-- It was like a mosquito bite or something. 677 01:06:58,015 --> 01:07:00,081 Did you say mosquito? 678 01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,621 Is that a dick joke? 679 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,723 Don't you have to pack or something? 680 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,393 You all ready to go? Want me to call you a cab? 681 01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:14,562 How does my penis compare to your husband's? 682 01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:29,277 What'd you guys do for dinner? 683 01:07:30,279 --> 01:07:32,480 Again? No, no, no. It's okay. 684 01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:42,157 Wait, is that Emma crying? 685 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:46,394 Yeah, I hear that. What happened? 686 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:53,301 You did not. 687 01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:57,205 No, it's not funny at all. Put her on. 688 01:08:02,611 --> 01:08:05,313 Hi, honey. Are you okay? 689 01:08:08,284 --> 01:08:10,585 He's not hiding in the closet. I promise. 690 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:13,822 He's not gonna break into your room at night. I'm sure. 691 01:08:13,824 --> 01:08:17,592 Because he's not a terrorist. He's a linguist. 692 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,694 He's a very nice man. 693 01:08:20,496 --> 01:08:22,797 And-- Okay. 694 01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:25,333 All right. 695 01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:27,235 Can I talk to Daddy? 696 01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:32,140 Don't tell her that Noam Chomsky is hiding in the closet, okay? 697 01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:35,443 Okay. 698 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:38,480 No, no, no. That's fine. 699 01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:40,448 All right. I'll call you tomorrow when I land. 700 01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:44,786 I love you too. 701 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:45,854 Bye. 702 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,612 Yeah. 703 01:10:20,316 --> 01:10:22,317 Hey. Hey. You got my message about changing rooms. 704 01:10:22,319 --> 01:10:24,419 Yeah. Listen, listen, um-- Where's your luggage? 705 01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:26,921 I can't stay. I have, like, five minutes. I can't, um-- 706 01:10:26,923 --> 01:10:28,856 Uh-- 707 01:10:28,858 --> 01:10:30,658 He's here. 708 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:34,562 Who's here? My husband. He's-- He's here. 709 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,864 He wanted to come. It was like a last-minute thing. He just said, 710 01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:40,301 "You know, just, uh, come with you as, like, a romantic little-- 711 01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:42,237 like, 'without Emma' getaway right after the conference," 712 01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:44,372 so I'm gonna have the conference tomorrow, and then we're, uh-- 713 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:45,940 we're vacationing here in-- in this hotel. 714 01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:47,775 So he's here right now. 715 01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:53,314 Okay. 716 01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:11,733 Say something. 717 01:11:11,735 --> 01:11:13,768 Let's tell him the truth. 718 01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:18,706 I-- I-I-- 719 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:21,342 I mean, this is a great opportunity. Let's just go down-- What room? 720 01:11:21,344 --> 01:11:23,611 - I can't do that right now. - I'm gonna do it with you. I'm gonna help you. 721 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,713 No, I-- We're gonna go down there together, 722 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,749 and we're gonna tell him the truth. I can't-- 723 01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:30,018 I'll do it with you. What room are you in? I can't. I'm telling you. 724 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:33,421 I can't do this right now. I can't leave him right now. 725 01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:40,361 Please. 726 01:11:41,930 --> 01:11:44,399 Can we talk about this? I want to talk about this with you-- 727 01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:47,769 This is so stupid. This is so stupid. I can't do this right now. 728 01:11:47,771 --> 01:11:50,004 I can't do this right now. Yeah. I know. You can't do this right now. 729 01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:51,973 What are you-- Don't do this. What are you doing? 730 01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,741 Stupid. Okay? I just-- I can't-- 731 01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:55,643 Get the hotels. I want to be with you. 732 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,945 Right, I get the hotels. I get the hotels. I get you for a day. 733 01:11:57,947 --> 01:12:00,481 I get you for two days. If I'm lucky, I get you for three days. 734 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:01,983 You knew this is how it was gonna be. 735 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:04,786 I'm so fuckin' tired of not having you when I want you. 736 01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:07,021 If I want to have you, I want to have you. 737 01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:08,923 I'm not-- I don't want to share you anymore. 738 01:12:08,925 --> 01:12:11,592 I'm not leaving him. 739 01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:13,795 I thought you knew that. 740 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:17,732 Do me a favor and don't send me, uh, 741 01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:19,934 any more text messages or voice mails. 742 01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:23,638 Don't tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me and want to see me. 743 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,341 Just don't do that anymore. That's what you want? That's really what you want? 744 01:12:26,343 --> 01:12:27,742 Yeah. 745 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,981 Go ahead. Get out. 746 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:36,951 This is what it is, right? 747 01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:39,787 Go back to your husband. 748 01:12:44,059 --> 01:12:46,627 I don't want to-- I don't want to do this anymore, okay? 749 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:48,830 - I don't want to do this anymore. - This is the situation. 750 01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:51,632 It's not the situation that I fuckin' wanted, okay? 751 01:12:51,634 --> 01:12:54,402 - You know what? Just get the fuck out of my room. Leave. - Just stop. Stop. 752 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,437 Get the fuck out-- I'm gonna fucking kill you. Don't touch me. 753 01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:58,606 I'm the fuckin'-- Get off me. 754 01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:00,541 Stop it. You're hurting me. I'll fucking kill you. 755 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:03,077 I am gonna fucking kill-- Let me go! 756 01:13:03,079 --> 01:13:05,146 Get out of my life! Stay the fuck out of-- 757 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:07,615 Stay the fuck out of my life, you cunt! 758 01:13:07,617 --> 01:13:09,684 You fucking cunt! 759 01:15:49,279 --> 01:15:51,112 I love you. 760 01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:53,014 I love you. 761 01:16:16,004 --> 01:16:19,006 Let's go through it again. Okay. 762 01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:23,277 Six months. Six months. 763 01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:25,613 Six months. Six months, we're together. 764 01:16:26,615 --> 01:16:28,282 In six months, we're together. 765 01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:30,685 April 12. Chicago. April 12. Chicago. 766 01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:39,026 Okay. No backing down. 767 01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,596 No backing down. 768 01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:44,765 We have to be strong. Fucking... kick-ass. 769 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,935 Fucking Superman strong. 770 01:17:14,763 --> 01:17:16,631 Hey. 771 01:17:18,867 --> 01:17:20,668 We can do this. 772 01:17:22,871 --> 01:17:24,672 Okay. Okay.