1 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:16,851 When I was a kid, 2 00:01:16,926 --> 00:01:19,292 I used to carry a rabbit's foot for good luck. 3 00:01:19,361 --> 00:01:22,421 But in Somalia, I traded it for two cold Budweisers 4 00:01:22,498 --> 00:01:23,965 and a back issue of Penthouse. 5 00:01:25,601 --> 00:01:28,570 You hear people talk about the horrors of war all the time, 6 00:01:28,637 --> 00:01:30,901 but the dirty little secret is, 7 00:01:30,973 --> 00:01:32,565 if you're just reporting it, 8 00:01:32,641 --> 00:01:34,609 war has its bright side as well. 9 00:01:36,445 --> 00:01:38,072 I know, I know. I'm sacrilegious. 10 00:01:38,147 --> 00:01:40,775 But being that close to death, 11 00:01:40,849 --> 00:01:42,441 being that alive, 12 00:01:42,518 --> 00:01:44,486 it's completely addictive. 13 00:01:44,553 --> 00:01:46,919 And if anyone tells you otherwise, they are lying. 14 00:01:49,124 --> 00:01:50,216 Fuck! 15 00:01:50,292 --> 00:01:52,226 I know. 16 00:01:52,294 --> 00:01:55,195 I worked with Simon Hunt for nine years. 17 00:01:56,598 --> 00:02:00,159 We worked as a team for the network news covering wars 18 00:02:00,235 --> 00:02:04,331 from El Salvador to Desert Storm to the killing fields of Bosnia. 19 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:09,939 Are we moving or what? 20 00:02:10,012 --> 00:02:11,570 Yes, we're moving. 21 00:02:11,647 --> 00:02:14,115 I just wish I had a fucking Quaalude. 22 00:02:14,183 --> 00:02:16,048 No one was crazier than he was. 23 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,420 No one was as dangerous, 24 00:02:20,489 --> 00:02:23,583 as fun, or as good as he was. 25 00:02:25,828 --> 00:02:26,817 Damn! 26 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:29,159 Even in the very worst of times. 27 00:02:33,502 --> 00:02:36,733 God damn it. 28 00:02:44,646 --> 00:02:46,273 You film any of that? 29 00:02:46,348 --> 00:02:47,474 Are you kidding me? 30 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:52,009 Well, what the hell are we doing here, writing for Travel and fucking Leisure? 31 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:54,555 We're here for one purpose and one purpose only, 32 00:02:54,623 --> 00:02:56,818 and that's to get some goddamn news footage here. 33 00:02:56,892 --> 00:02:59,258 That's why you're going to go back out into this mess and shoot something. 34 00:02:59,328 --> 00:03:00,488 Ridiculous. 35 00:03:00,562 --> 00:03:01,654 Afraid not, Duckie Boy. 36 00:03:02,598 --> 00:03:04,566 Okay. You film it. 37 00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:06,498 - No, you fucking film it. - You fucking film it. 38 00:03:07,403 --> 00:03:09,337 I don't know how to use the fucking camera. 39 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:12,072 Screw me. 40 00:03:12,141 --> 00:03:14,871 Simon gave me balls I never even knew I had. 41 00:03:16,311 --> 00:03:19,474 Of course, during our years together I got shot four times, 42 00:03:19,548 --> 00:03:22,176 and Simon never got as much as a scratch. 43 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:26,087 But together we won lots of awards. 44 00:03:26,155 --> 00:03:27,850 Simon liked to point out, however, 45 00:03:27,923 --> 00:03:31,086 that news awards were like hemorrhoids: 46 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,287 Eventually, every asshole gets one. 47 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:37,922 But the fact was Simon was the best in the business, 48 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,092 and everyone knew it. 49 00:03:39,168 --> 00:03:41,500 He cared the most. 50 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:44,038 He got the best stories. 51 00:03:45,374 --> 00:03:50,607 But things started to change during the winter of 1994 in Bosnia. 52 00:03:50,679 --> 00:03:54,513 All the senseless brutality of every war we had covered 53 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:58,178 crystallized in one perfect winter of tragedy. 54 00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:02,980 And then one day Simon snapped. 55 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:08,820 I guess everyone snaps once in their lifetime: 56 00:04:08,897 --> 00:04:10,558 At a boss... 57 00:04:10,632 --> 00:04:12,156 at a lover... 58 00:04:12,234 --> 00:04:13,861 at the world. 59 00:04:13,936 --> 00:04:17,337 But Simon's was a doozy. 60 00:04:17,406 --> 00:04:19,636 And I filmed it all, 61 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,801 recording it for every journalism major 62 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:24,641 to download from here to fucking eternity. 63 00:04:27,082 --> 00:04:31,075 We now go to Simon Hunt in Bosnia with the story. 64 00:04:31,153 --> 00:04:32,848 Two years into a civil war 65 00:04:32,921 --> 00:04:35,913 that has ravaged this once multi-ethnic country, 66 00:04:35,991 --> 00:04:38,016 Doctor Boghanovic's Bosnian Serb army 67 00:04:38,093 --> 00:04:42,587 continues in its quest to liquidate the Bosnian Muslims from this region, 68 00:04:42,664 --> 00:04:47,294 today attacking yet another supposed UN-protected village at will. 69 00:04:47,369 --> 00:04:48,631 Simon, some are saying 70 00:04:48,704 --> 00:04:51,332 that it was the Bosnian Muslims who attacked first, 71 00:04:51,406 --> 00:04:53,670 causing this latest battle. 72 00:04:58,514 --> 00:05:00,880 - Simon, some are saying... - It wasn't a battle, Franklin. 73 00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:03,349 It wasn't a battle, it was a slaughter. 74 00:05:03,418 --> 00:05:06,819 Well, Simon, certain United Nations observers confirm... 75 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:07,913 Who are you talking about? 76 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:11,653 Are you talking about the Dutch? 77 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,558 The Dutch? 78 00:05:13,629 --> 00:05:15,756 The Dutch were getting drunk 79 00:05:15,831 --> 00:05:18,129 with the Serb army guys on slivovice 80 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,395 at the checkpoint earlier this morning. 81 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:23,165 - Okay, thank you, Simon Hunt... - Safe areas? 82 00:05:23,238 --> 00:05:25,468 These people were butchered 83 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:26,906 Women were raped 84 00:05:26,975 --> 00:05:28,806 Children were murdered 85 00:05:28,877 --> 00:05:30,970 Oh, come on, Franklin 86 00:05:31,046 --> 00:05:33,640 Come on, don't get your panties all in a twist. 87 00:05:33,715 --> 00:05:35,205 - We're live, Simon. - Lathered up. 88 00:05:35,284 --> 00:05:39,311 You and your editor boys, you can cut this part out of air. 89 00:05:39,388 --> 00:05:40,821 Timid little network cunts. 90 00:05:42,591 --> 00:05:46,891 There have been many distinguished moments in television history. 91 00:05:46,962 --> 00:05:48,793 This wasn't one of them. 92 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:55,028 After that, everything changed. 93 00:05:58,173 --> 00:06:00,266 Simon, of course, got canned. 94 00:06:06,848 --> 00:06:08,543 And I, on the other hand, 95 00:06:08,617 --> 00:06:11,643 received the opposite end of the network spear. 96 00:06:13,655 --> 00:06:14,986 I got promoted. 97 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:19,427 Guess a little reward for having to endure 98 00:06:19,494 --> 00:06:21,553 the embarrassment that was Simon Hunt 99 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,791 for all those years. 100 00:06:23,865 --> 00:06:28,393 I got sent to New York and was offered the cushiest job in the business: 101 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:31,633 Chief cameraman for Franklin Harris, 102 00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:34,904 the network anchorman. 103 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:38,640 I suddenly had what everyone else wanted: 104 00:06:38,714 --> 00:06:40,477 World capitals, 105 00:06:40,549 --> 00:06:41,914 state dinners, 106 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:45,147 first-class jets. 107 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:48,883 And I took advantage of every gift bag they gave me. 108 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,593 Simon had it harder. 109 00:06:54,796 --> 00:06:57,856 - Much harder. - Simon Hunt here in Northern Gaza. 110 00:06:57,933 --> 00:07:01,391 He stumbled through a half dozen cable news jobs, 111 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:03,563 one more demeaning than the next... 112 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:08,133 What the fuck are you doing? 113 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,201 ...which usually ended with him quitting 114 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:13,248 or getting fired for in subordination. 115 00:07:13,315 --> 00:07:16,011 Got great tape! Great, great tape! 116 00:07:16,084 --> 00:07:19,542 Finally he hit the bottom rung of a journalist's career: 117 00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:23,113 Showing up at a war on nobody's dime but his own. 118 00:07:23,191 --> 00:07:24,590 $500. 119 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,059 I'll take five hundred. 120 00:07:26,128 --> 00:07:27,652 A world exclusive. 121 00:07:27,729 --> 00:07:30,698 Don't you owe me 300 from Gaza? 122 00:07:33,268 --> 00:07:34,792 It's a shitty life. 123 00:07:35,804 --> 00:07:39,262 Soon after that, I stopped hearing from Simon altogether. 124 00:07:39,341 --> 00:07:42,640 And then he dropped completely off the radar. 125 00:07:42,711 --> 00:07:44,804 There were rumors of spottings 126 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,680 in certain war zones you wouldn't even want to fly over. 127 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:51,878 Stories like that. 128 00:07:51,953 --> 00:07:54,581 And then slowly... 129 00:07:54,656 --> 00:07:56,146 the stories stopped. 130 00:07:57,159 --> 00:07:59,627 As for me? 131 00:07:59,695 --> 00:08:02,562 Did I miss the action? 132 00:08:02,631 --> 00:08:06,328 Did I want to go back to the carnage and craziness? 133 00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:08,528 The adrenaline and nonstop erection 134 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:13,097 that comes from fear and death and war? 135 00:08:13,175 --> 00:08:14,767 Absolutely not. 136 00:08:16,812 --> 00:08:19,212 And that was the lie I lived with. 137 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,267 - Watch the land mine. - What? 138 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,235 Okay, that's not funny. 139 00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:16,827 No, I just read there's supposed to still be 140 00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:19,339 over 500,000 un-detonated land mines in this country. 141 00:09:19,408 --> 00:09:21,239 You know, the last time I was here, 142 00:09:21,309 --> 00:09:23,539 there was a sniper positioned right there 143 00:09:23,612 --> 00:09:25,443 taking potshots at my ass. 144 00:09:25,514 --> 00:09:28,039 Five-year anniversary. It's a good story. 145 00:09:28,116 --> 00:09:30,311 Duck, you should talk to some of your old contacts 146 00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:32,376 and work with Benjamin. 147 00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:35,048 I want to do something on the reconciliation. 148 00:09:35,123 --> 00:09:37,853 You know, Muslim and Serb widow sort of thing. 149 00:09:37,926 --> 00:09:39,416 - Yes, sir. It will be done. - Good. 150 00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:40,722 - Watch the land mine. - What? 151 00:09:40,796 --> 00:09:42,764 Okay, really, this isn't funny. 152 00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:44,389 First overseas assignment 153 00:09:44,466 --> 00:09:45,694 producing a piece on something 154 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:47,701 you seem to know very little about, 155 00:09:47,769 --> 00:09:49,259 could be pretty damn funny. 156 00:09:49,337 --> 00:09:50,565 Yeah, Franklin and my father 157 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:52,630 thought this would be a good first foreign assignment for me. 158 00:09:52,707 --> 00:09:54,470 You know, get my feet wet. 159 00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:56,977 And whose kid are you again? 160 00:09:57,045 --> 00:09:58,706 The network vice-president's. 161 00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:01,875 - Oh. - Yeah. 162 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,315 I'm trying to read everything I can, 163 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,182 but this war was complicated as all hell. 164 00:10:05,253 --> 00:10:06,982 It was hell. 165 00:10:07,055 --> 00:10:09,114 Ain't nothing complicated about that. 166 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,686 # Pusti, pusti, modu # 167 00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:55,329 Look what the cat dragged in. 168 00:10:55,403 --> 00:10:56,700 Duck! 169 00:10:57,906 --> 00:11:00,170 He has actually graced us with his presence. 170 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,903 And his expense account. Drinks on the network. 171 00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,411 No, it's not. Don't listen to anything he says. 172 00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:05,468 Hey, man. 173 00:11:05,547 --> 00:11:07,037 Back in the trenches with the commoners, huh? 174 00:11:07,115 --> 00:11:09,242 - Oh, Brady, you look great. - Good to see you, man. 175 00:11:09,317 --> 00:11:11,478 - You look like shit, mate. - So does your mama. 176 00:11:11,553 --> 00:11:13,487 It's all that money and pussy. It's fucking destroyed him. 177 00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:15,045 Two Sara jevskas, please. 178 00:11:15,123 --> 00:11:16,954 Excuse me if I can afford a bar of soap. 179 00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,515 All y'all look like y'all need a bath. 180 00:11:18,593 --> 00:11:20,686 Duck! 181 00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:24,562 - We have a very special guest this evening. - What? 182 00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,396 - And she's a virgin. - No. 183 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,698 We gonna get her fucked up! 184 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,704 Your first time, and you're traveling with Duck? 185 00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:32,330 I hope you brought your flak jacket. 186 00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:34,272 Last newbie who traveled with him lost one of his balls. 187 00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:35,468 It's true. 188 00:11:35,544 --> 00:11:37,307 That's why they sent the Duck back to New York. 189 00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:38,971 He attracts mortar fire like shit attracts flies. 190 00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:42,106 - Jubilee, buddy. - Jubilee. 191 00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:44,913 It's good to see you. 192 00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:47,955 It's insane. NATO has 20,000 peace-keeping troops 193 00:11:48,023 --> 00:11:49,957 in a country half the size of Kentucky, 194 00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:52,016 and they can't find any of these fucking war criminals. 195 00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:54,527 There's no way this country is going to get its economy back up 196 00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,655 until it starts catching some of these assholes. 197 00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:58,392 Until they catch the Fox. 198 00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:00,764 Now that would be a great story. 199 00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:02,427 Yeah? Who's the Fox? 200 00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:09,502 Where's that Bosnian war book you've been reading? 201 00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:10,737 Uh-oh. 202 00:12:10,812 --> 00:12:12,040 It never gets old. 203 00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:13,171 It's not pretty. 204 00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,237 Thank you. 205 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:19,680 Doctor Dragoslav Boghanovic, the Fox, 206 00:12:19,754 --> 00:12:23,485 is the most wanted war criminal in Bosnia. 207 00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:25,719 During the war, he ordered the rape and murder 208 00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:28,957 of thousands of innocent Muslims. 209 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:35,535 There's a $5 million bounty on his little arrogant head. 210 00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:37,564 Oh. 211 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:38,936 Yeah. 212 00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:41,999 You got everyone from the UN, 213 00:12:42,077 --> 00:12:44,443 CIA, and NATO, 214 00:12:44,512 --> 00:12:46,844 and every bounty hunter from here to Chuck Norris 215 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:48,007 looking for him. 216 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,984 I think that poor boy needs some slivovice quick. 217 00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:53,686 It's good. 218 00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:54,847 It's brandy. 219 00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:56,720 Yeah? How good? 220 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,055 Let's put it this way. There's an old Bosnian saying 221 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:01,357 that when a bottle of this stuff is on the table, 222 00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:04,262 the devil's sitting in the corner laughing. 223 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,661 You know what I was just thinking of? 224 00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:11,900 If every day is a holiday at the Holiday Inn... 225 00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:13,964 - That's not your room. - I know. 226 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,067 Then what do they do... 227 00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:18,806 What do they do about Christmas time? 228 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,677 Look, man, if I don't see you at breakfast, 229 00:13:20,749 --> 00:13:22,376 I'm going to have NATO send a task force 230 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:23,576 to search for you. 231 00:13:23,652 --> 00:13:25,586 Okay. 232 00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:27,554 Good night, Duck. 233 00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:28,850 Hey, hey, hey! 234 00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:29,947 Duck! 235 00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:32,454 Oh, God. 236 00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:44,972 - Hello, Duckie. - Oh, fuck! 237 00:13:48,343 --> 00:13:49,537 Simon. 238 00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,781 Surprise. 239 00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:56,114 How the hell are you? 240 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,553 Get over here. 241 00:14:02,557 --> 00:14:03,888 Been good. 242 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,392 Been good. Been around. 243 00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:08,759 Amazing how many crappy wars you'll find 244 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,923 if you go looking for 'em. 245 00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:14,400 - But you're okay? - Yeah, sure. Yeah. 246 00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:15,993 I've been getting through. 247 00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:21,469 I hope you don't mind. I raided your honor bar over there. 248 00:14:21,543 --> 00:14:24,876 Purloined a few of your little bottles of vodka. 249 00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:26,538 So what else is new? 250 00:14:26,614 --> 00:14:29,913 I watched you guys today doing your report up on a bridge. 251 00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:31,975 Franklin's not looking half bad. 252 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:34,078 He have some work done? 253 00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:37,056 - Eyelift. - Oh. 254 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,094 - But you were watching us, huh? - Yeah. Yeah. 255 00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:41,685 Yeah, I was... 256 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,221 I was hoping maybe I could convince you 257 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:47,291 to shoot my stand-up report tomorrow at the ceremony. 258 00:14:47,368 --> 00:14:49,632 You know, old times' sake. 259 00:14:49,704 --> 00:14:52,172 Yeah, sure. 260 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,935 You know, I could save a little money 261 00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:58,001 if I didn't have to hire a cameraman, so... 262 00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:02,243 I'm going to sell it to the Germans or Jamaicans. 263 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:05,085 Yeah. 264 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:17,923 Fuck, Simon. 265 00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:24,364 You know, I meant to try and track you down. 266 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:26,837 Don't worry about it. 267 00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:36,042 Don't worry, Duck. 268 00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:47,025 I heard rumors. 269 00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:49,495 They're all true. 270 00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:56,130 I got something, Duck. 271 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,030 Not just the anniversary, I got a real story. 272 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,338 Something that could put me right back on the map. 273 00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:07,511 I thought you might be interested. Huh? 274 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,655 It's not like I don't want to. 275 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,748 I just... 276 00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:21,523 You know, I'd do anything for you. 277 00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:24,087 But I'm meeting this girl in Greece the day after tomorrow, 278 00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:27,657 and it's just not something I can cancel, you know? 279 00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:29,100 Just shitty timing. 280 00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:33,300 I got this three-week vacation and all. 281 00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:36,002 Look, but I'll still do your stand-up tomorrow. 282 00:16:36,077 --> 00:16:38,602 Look, I... I got to get out of here. 283 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:41,074 What, already? 284 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:43,644 Simon! 285 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,687 - Great to see you, Duck. - Simon! 286 00:16:57,398 --> 00:17:02,267 The white doves released to denote peace around the world. 287 00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:06,603 Peace especially in Sarajevo and Bosnia-Herzegovina. 288 00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:16,809 Simon Hunt. 289 00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,150 I thought you were dead. 290 00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:21,415 Franklin. 291 00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:23,184 You look good. 292 00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:24,657 Very taut. 293 00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:28,489 Duck said you were coming by here. 294 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,828 That's fine with me if you wanna piggyback with us. 295 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,391 - I got no hard feelings. - Oh, thank you. 296 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:37,438 Thank you, Franklin. Magnanimous as always. 297 00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:39,735 I promise I won't try to steal Duckie back. 298 00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:43,004 Oh, you can't afford him. Hell, I could hardly afford him. 299 00:17:43,077 --> 00:17:46,478 Benjamin, meet Simon Hunt, a former star with our network. 300 00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:48,879 Simon, Benjamin Strauss. 301 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,976 Benjamin, you look young enough to be someone important's son. 302 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:54,851 Yeah. The network vice-president's. 303 00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:57,824 You know, I thought you were dead, too. 304 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,428 What? 305 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,589 Simon used to be our best correspondent 306 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:07,123 till he flamed out on national television. 307 00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:08,327 Yeah. No, I remember. 308 00:18:10,438 --> 00:18:12,929 I mean, we studied it in journalism school. 309 00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:22,443 Reporting from the five-year anniversary ceremony 310 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:26,476 for Jamaican television, this is Simon Hunt in Sarajevo. 311 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,216 Reporting for Peruvian state television, 312 00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,955 I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo. 313 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,760 Reporting for the Polish television news network, 314 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,097 I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo. 315 00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:44,297 I hope one of these bastards buys this. 316 00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:46,397 Hope so. 317 00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:49,466 Check the atlas. I don't think you got any countries left. 318 00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:51,205 Yeah, well, 319 00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:52,837 considering what I got up my sleeve, 320 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,279 it won't matter much. 321 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,388 Hey, get this back to the hotel. I'll meet you there later. 322 00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:06,349 All right, daddy, what's the story? 323 00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:10,594 You make the call? 324 00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:11,791 What call? 325 00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:14,334 To your little Greek souvlaki. 326 00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:18,502 'Cause this story's too big to waste 327 00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:22,339 if you're just going to get on a plane like Facelift Franklin. 328 00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:29,515 You're getting soft, Duckie. 329 00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:32,348 You've gotten real soft around the edges. 330 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,411 You're like a racehorse that's been put out to pasture. 331 00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:36,218 Yeah, and you can fuck off, Simon. 332 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:38,850 But when I know that you're ready to do serious journalism, 333 00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:42,020 instead of that anchorman fluff they've reduced you to, 334 00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:43,358 I'll fill you in, okay? 335 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,925 What's the story, you motherfucker? 336 00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:53,397 It's good. 337 00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:55,837 It's really good. 338 00:19:58,346 --> 00:19:59,404 What? 339 00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:06,617 What? 340 00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,596 You know the Fox? 341 00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:20,333 Pompous bastard who's responsible for all of this? 342 00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:30,977 Yeah. 343 00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:32,910 I know where he's hiding. 344 00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:54,959 So this great source of yours knows where he's hiding, 345 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,594 just like that? 346 00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:57,831 Yeah. Correct. 347 00:20:57,905 --> 00:21:00,601 And we're going to find him and score an interview. 348 00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:01,664 Correct. 349 00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:03,334 Go where no bounty hunter 350 00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:05,470 or U.S. Marine has ever gone before. 351 00:21:05,546 --> 00:21:06,706 Correct. 352 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,215 You are out of your fucking mind. 353 00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:19,391 Okay. What about the bodyguards that he travels with, Simon? 354 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,018 Have you thought about that? 355 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:23,825 Yeah. Word is he's got 20 armed guards with him at all times. 356 00:21:23,898 --> 00:21:25,627 Yeah? Well, I heard it's 50. 357 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,827 - Fifty? - Fifty. 358 00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:29,836 Maybe. 359 00:21:29,904 --> 00:21:32,236 Actually, some people believe he has none. 360 00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:33,671 Stupid people. 361 00:21:33,741 --> 00:21:35,106 Doesn't matter. 362 00:21:35,176 --> 00:21:37,906 He's expecting NATO troops, not two jerks in a car. 363 00:21:37,979 --> 00:21:39,378 We can get right up to him. 364 00:21:39,447 --> 00:21:40,505 I know the town. 365 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:42,242 - I have directions. - You got directions? 366 00:21:42,316 --> 00:21:44,876 What, somebody said "Make a left at the first Quickie-Mart"? 367 00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:47,045 I don't think they have Quickie-Marts in Bosnia, Duckie. 368 00:21:49,223 --> 00:21:52,249 Okay, Simon. This great source of yours... 369 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:55,090 How do you even know that you can trust him? 370 00:21:58,599 --> 00:21:59,827 It's real. 371 00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:05,638 He says he's hiding up in the mountains of Celibici, 372 00:22:05,706 --> 00:22:08,174 right by the border of Montenegro. 373 00:22:08,242 --> 00:22:10,403 You go one step over the border, NATO can't catch you. 374 00:22:10,478 --> 00:22:11,740 No, no, no. 375 00:22:11,812 --> 00:22:15,304 - They've been printing that gossip... - He's there. He's in the mountains. 376 00:22:15,383 --> 00:22:17,010 He's there! He... 377 00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:19,018 He's an hour and a half up an unpaved road. 378 00:22:19,086 --> 00:22:21,816 He's surrounded by sympathetic Bosnian Serbs 379 00:22:21,889 --> 00:22:24,016 who will protect him... 380 00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:25,558 at all costs. 381 00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:31,463 That's just fucking great. 382 00:22:31,532 --> 00:22:33,329 We're leaving first thing in the morning. 383 00:22:37,471 --> 00:22:41,202 If you could see me in this bikini, Duck, you wouldn't be doing this. 384 00:22:42,076 --> 00:22:43,873 Come on. Come on, baby. 385 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,709 Look, it's... I promise it's just going to be two more days, okay? 386 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,814 Oh, well, I can wait. 387 00:22:49,884 --> 00:22:51,943 But I don't know for how long. 388 00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:54,214 You're torturing me. 389 00:22:54,288 --> 00:22:55,653 And you're torturing me. 390 00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:56,951 So we're even. 391 00:22:58,159 --> 00:23:01,219 Hello? Hello? 392 00:23:04,865 --> 00:23:07,561 I must be a complete fucking idiot. 393 00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:10,661 Hey, look, I know I'm new and green and a joke to you, 394 00:23:10,738 --> 00:23:12,603 but I just graduated from Harvard, okay? 395 00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:15,301 And I know something's up. 396 00:23:15,376 --> 00:23:17,674 I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. 397 00:23:17,745 --> 00:23:20,077 Oh, come on. You and Simon, you're onto a story. 398 00:23:21,349 --> 00:23:22,611 Me and Simon are just hanging out. 399 00:23:22,683 --> 00:23:25,174 I saw your girlfriend when she came by the office two weeks ago. 400 00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:26,515 She is hotter than hot. 401 00:23:26,587 --> 00:23:28,680 You don't leave her in Greece to hang out. 402 00:23:30,258 --> 00:23:32,658 You been listening to my conversations? 403 00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:33,853 No. 404 00:23:33,928 --> 00:23:35,361 No, it was, um... 405 00:23:35,429 --> 00:23:37,488 No, the official term is eavesdropping, all right? 406 00:23:39,033 --> 00:23:40,022 Little shit. 407 00:23:41,869 --> 00:23:43,803 Look, I know something's up, all right? 408 00:23:43,871 --> 00:23:44,860 I want in on it. 409 00:23:44,939 --> 00:23:46,406 Forget it. There's no story. 410 00:23:46,474 --> 00:23:48,533 I went to Harvard, okay? I know there's a story. 411 00:23:48,609 --> 00:23:51,009 What is up with this Harvard shit? 412 00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:52,807 You know, I dated a girl from Harvard once, 413 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,677 and she wasn't so fucking bright. 414 00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,509 Look, my father is a cold, mean son of a bitch, 415 00:23:59,587 --> 00:24:01,555 and he thinks I'm soft and weak 416 00:24:01,622 --> 00:24:03,453 and not quite cut out for this type of work. 417 00:24:03,524 --> 00:24:05,458 And there's no way on God's green earth I'm going to prove that to him 418 00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:08,188 by letting you get a great story without me. 419 00:24:08,262 --> 00:24:10,389 How do you know it's so great? 420 00:24:10,464 --> 00:24:11,931 You're hanging out with a guy 421 00:24:11,999 --> 00:24:13,626 who had a fucking meltdown on national television 422 00:24:13,701 --> 00:24:15,100 and is a punch line in the business. 423 00:24:15,169 --> 00:24:17,296 If it wasn't good, you wouldn't be doing it. 424 00:24:24,812 --> 00:24:26,109 Look at you. 425 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,239 Little Mike-fucking-Wallace. 426 00:24:31,218 --> 00:24:32,412 Okay. 427 00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:35,348 But Simon ain't going to like this. 428 00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:38,088 Yeah? 429 00:24:38,159 --> 00:24:40,059 Well, I ain't going to like Simon. 430 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,828 You see, his main bodyguard 431 00:24:50,905 --> 00:24:54,136 is this psychopathic little fuck named Srdjan. 432 00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:56,142 He had a real fondness 433 00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:59,338 for raping and mutilating these very young Muslim girls 434 00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:02,439 as he was ethnically cleansing the villages. 435 00:25:02,516 --> 00:25:05,679 - Jesus. - Oh, that ain't the good part. 436 00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:08,620 Shit, the good part, Benjamin, is this Srdjan, 437 00:25:08,689 --> 00:25:10,748 the guy in charge of protecting the Fox, 438 00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:14,556 he's got this tattoo on his forehead that reads in Cyrillic, 439 00:25:14,628 --> 00:25:17,062 "I was dead the day I was born. " 440 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:21,594 They teach that evil shit at Harvard? 441 00:25:23,371 --> 00:25:27,273 Now, we are headed right into the heart of this Balkan madness, 442 00:25:27,341 --> 00:25:28,831 into Serb territory. 443 00:25:28,909 --> 00:25:30,433 Republica Srpska. 444 00:25:30,511 --> 00:25:31,773 It's a backward land 445 00:25:31,846 --> 00:25:34,644 where they will kill you for trying to hurt Boghanovic 446 00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:36,615 as easily as somebody kills a mosquito. 447 00:25:37,985 --> 00:25:39,543 The Fox is their god. 448 00:25:41,055 --> 00:25:42,682 People protect their god. 449 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:47,587 Now, if you're still interested... 450 00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:49,458 we leave in 20 minutes. 451 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,416 Let's go find us some war criminals. 452 00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:44,712 # 20, 24 hours ago # 453 00:26:44,785 --> 00:26:46,514 # I wanna... I wanna be # 454 00:26:46,587 --> 00:26:48,987 # I wanna be sedated # 455 00:26:49,056 --> 00:26:51,820 Hey, Benjamin, you know what that is that we're passing? 456 00:26:51,892 --> 00:26:54,156 Yeah, it looks like, uh, a ski lift. 457 00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:57,595 '84 Winter Olympics was held right here in Sarajevo. 458 00:26:57,665 --> 00:27:02,227 Eight years later, the Fox used this area as a staging ground for his snipers. 459 00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:04,567 Won the gold medal, triple lutz. 460 00:27:04,638 --> 00:27:06,299 Best all around scumbag. 461 00:27:06,373 --> 00:27:08,898 Are you going to be playing that damn thing all the way to Montenegro? 462 00:27:08,976 --> 00:27:11,706 Yep. Simon never liked my guitar playing. 463 00:27:11,779 --> 00:27:13,144 Really? 464 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,681 Can't say I do, either. 465 00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:17,713 So it's going to be like that, huh? 466 00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:22,020 # 20, 20, 24 hours a day # 467 00:27:22,089 --> 00:27:25,388 - All right. Very funny. - # I want to play the damn thing # 468 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:28,160 So what is your master plan? 469 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,958 You have a contact when we get to this town? 470 00:27:30,030 --> 00:27:32,464 Nope. Never been up there before. 471 00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:35,229 I'm just going to start knocking on doors. 472 00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:38,066 You see that? Signs are in Cyrillic now. 473 00:27:38,138 --> 00:27:41,232 We've entered Republica Srpska. 474 00:27:41,308 --> 00:27:42,400 That quickly? 475 00:27:42,476 --> 00:27:44,171 Ten minutes outside of Sarajevo, 476 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:47,237 and we're in the land of milk and honey and rape and pillage. 477 00:27:47,314 --> 00:27:49,646 - Are we going to be okay here? - Who the hell knows? 478 00:27:49,717 --> 00:27:53,483 But $5 million is $5 million, and I'm not stopping. 479 00:27:55,089 --> 00:27:56,886 $5 million? 480 00:27:56,957 --> 00:27:58,720 Reward. 481 00:27:58,792 --> 00:27:59,918 3 is for me. 482 00:27:59,994 --> 00:28:01,985 The rest is for you guys to split as you please. 483 00:28:02,062 --> 00:28:04,155 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Reward? 484 00:28:04,231 --> 00:28:06,222 You're not actually thinking of capturing him, are you? 485 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,030 He may be thinking it, but it ain't going to happen. 486 00:28:09,103 --> 00:28:11,936 - Don't be so sure. - Don't be so stupid. 487 00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:15,601 After this interview's finished, everything's in play, my friends. 488 00:28:15,676 --> 00:28:17,576 Whoa. Hold on. Duck, this is nuts. 489 00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:19,203 You're not really supporting this, are you? 490 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,043 One time in Rwanda, 491 00:28:21,115 --> 00:28:24,209 Simon decided he was going to assassinate the leader of the Hutus 492 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,513 and end the war. 493 00:28:25,586 --> 00:28:27,383 Three days later, he was in Morocco 494 00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:29,422 getting a massage from a hooker named Gladys. 495 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:33,517 Simon has his whims, but this one I am not supporting. 496 00:28:33,594 --> 00:28:34,925 This isn't a whim. 497 00:28:34,995 --> 00:28:37,725 You know what this means to me. 498 00:28:37,798 --> 00:28:39,766 Okay, we are journalists. We can't do this. 499 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:42,393 It's... It's unethical and... and insane. 500 00:28:42,469 --> 00:28:45,199 It would be a pleasure to personally catch him. 501 00:28:45,272 --> 00:28:47,467 By ourselves. By ourselves. We don't even have any weapons. 502 00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:49,532 If I gave you a gun, would you know how to use it? 503 00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:50,599 No. 504 00:28:50,678 --> 00:28:52,475 Then what the fuck are you complaining about? 505 00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:57,984 I told you. 506 00:28:58,052 --> 00:29:01,419 The moment you start drinking that Bosnian brandy, 507 00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:04,252 the devil's sitting in the corner just laughing. 508 00:29:46,867 --> 00:29:49,267 Do we know any actual facts at all, guys? 509 00:29:49,336 --> 00:29:50,769 My buddy at Newsweek says 510 00:29:50,838 --> 00:29:52,533 he's so afraid of getting caught 511 00:29:52,606 --> 00:29:56,007 that he's grown his hair out and has a full Orthodox beard. 512 00:29:56,076 --> 00:29:58,636 Funny. 'Cause I heard he actually shaved his head. 513 00:29:58,712 --> 00:30:00,145 He's bald as a turd. 514 00:30:01,548 --> 00:30:05,814 Now, what we do know is that the Fox drives in a convoy of orange cars. 515 00:30:05,886 --> 00:30:07,945 All right? So we should keep a lookout for them. 516 00:30:08,022 --> 00:30:10,217 That's funny, Simon. I heard he's traveling around 517 00:30:10,290 --> 00:30:12,315 in a stolen UN de-mining vehicle. 518 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,725 Well then, we should keep an eye out for that, too. 519 00:30:14,795 --> 00:30:15,784 Yeah, that's great. 520 00:30:15,863 --> 00:30:18,024 There's only a thousand UN de-mining trucks in this country. 521 00:30:18,098 --> 00:30:19,360 Why don't we stop each one? 522 00:30:19,433 --> 00:30:22,027 "Hey, knock, knock. Is the Fox in there? No?" 523 00:30:22,102 --> 00:30:24,627 Okay, well, we should be done in, what, say, 9 to 12 years. 524 00:30:26,073 --> 00:30:27,506 One second he's pissing himself 525 00:30:27,574 --> 00:30:29,439 'cause he's afraid we might actually run into the Fox, 526 00:30:29,510 --> 00:30:32,308 the next he's complaining 'cause we probably won't. 527 00:30:32,379 --> 00:30:34,870 No, I'm not... I'm not complaining. 528 00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:37,143 I'm mocking. 529 00:30:42,556 --> 00:30:43,545 Wow. 530 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,854 The Doctor is not bald. 531 00:30:49,596 --> 00:30:52,224 He is not desperate. 532 00:30:52,299 --> 00:30:54,164 And he is not in Celibici. 533 00:30:58,305 --> 00:31:00,933 He is everywhere. 534 00:31:01,008 --> 00:31:03,238 He know everything. 535 00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:06,677 He listens to everything you say. 536 00:31:06,747 --> 00:31:09,511 And if you get close to the Fox, 537 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,380 if you corner him, 538 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,112 then even God can't help you. 539 00:31:24,064 --> 00:31:26,191 What the fuck was that about? 540 00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:27,528 A little warning. 541 00:31:27,601 --> 00:31:29,159 Yeah? It seemed more like a threat. 542 00:31:29,236 --> 00:31:33,639 Yeah. Beware of the nosy waiter with Serbian pride. 543 00:31:33,707 --> 00:31:35,572 Actually, it was the first time that I thought 544 00:31:35,642 --> 00:31:37,906 that maybe Simon wasn't jerking our chain. 545 00:31:37,978 --> 00:31:39,104 Yeah? Why is that? 546 00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:42,342 Because the guy in there said that he's not in Celebici, 547 00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:45,112 which means maybe he actually is in Celebici. 548 00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:48,279 Right. Unless he's really not in Celebici. 549 00:31:48,355 --> 00:31:51,756 Well, that's a possibility, too. 550 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,429 - Jeez! - Holy shit! 551 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,060 Get down! 552 00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:06,161 Hold on. 553 00:32:19,653 --> 00:32:21,587 What in the fuck was that about, man? 554 00:32:21,655 --> 00:32:24,488 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 555 00:32:24,558 --> 00:32:25,616 We're going to die. 556 00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:27,626 Every single person out here knows exactly what we're doing. 557 00:32:27,694 --> 00:32:29,753 Keep your panties dry, Benjamin. 558 00:32:29,830 --> 00:32:32,458 - It had nothing to do with the Fox. - What the hell do you mean? 559 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,660 It's just a little local tradition to shoot at every customer? 560 00:32:37,771 --> 00:32:40,672 Wait a minute. Is that my money? 561 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,301 You mean the money I left on the table? That's mine? 562 00:32:43,377 --> 00:32:45,777 - Simon! - Times are tight. 563 00:32:45,846 --> 00:32:48,076 - Things happen. Sue me. - Wait, wait, wait. 564 00:32:48,148 --> 00:32:50,116 You stole the money that was left for the bill? 565 00:32:50,184 --> 00:32:53,119 - I needed it more. - Okay, you got us shot at for 20 bucks. 566 00:32:53,187 --> 00:32:55,553 I didn't know he was going to shoot at us. 567 00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,560 Unbelievable! 568 00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,994 Much gunplay when you and Franklin 569 00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:11,697 do your stories about the president's new tax code? 570 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,637 - Fuck off. - Come on, Duckie. 571 00:33:13,707 --> 00:33:16,175 You enjoyed it, didn't you? 572 00:33:16,243 --> 00:33:18,711 A little taste of what you left behind? 573 00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,646 Don't say you didn't. 574 00:33:22,716 --> 00:33:30,788 # It's a bad situation in a beautiful place # 575 00:33:30,858 --> 00:33:36,728 # It's a bad situation # 576 00:33:50,844 --> 00:33:53,642 That pile of rubble used to be a mosque. 577 00:33:53,714 --> 00:33:56,478 Now the town's a hundred percent Bosnian Serb. 578 00:33:56,550 --> 00:33:58,279 No Muslims left. 579 00:33:58,352 --> 00:34:01,321 Ethnically cleansed for your protection. 580 00:34:01,388 --> 00:34:02,685 Nice vibe, right? 581 00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:07,352 There's a reason they say the river runs red in Foca... 582 00:34:07,427 --> 00:34:09,622 and it ain't because of the wine. 583 00:34:09,696 --> 00:34:11,391 What does the Cyrillic say? 584 00:34:11,465 --> 00:34:13,933 It says, "Don't touch him. " 585 00:34:20,674 --> 00:34:22,642 - Wait. Where are you going? - The police. 586 00:34:22,709 --> 00:34:24,836 Need a good laugh. 587 00:34:24,912 --> 00:34:27,312 War criminals? 588 00:34:27,381 --> 00:34:29,246 Believe it or not, we don't even have a copy 589 00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:31,216 of the complete indictment list. 590 00:34:31,285 --> 00:34:33,185 - You don't? - No. 591 00:34:33,253 --> 00:34:35,278 Do you have a copy? I could always Xerox it. 592 00:34:35,355 --> 00:34:38,722 Miriam, is the copier working again? 593 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:43,787 Word has it there's a bunch of them living right here in Foca. 594 00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:46,560 Could be. 595 00:34:46,633 --> 00:34:49,500 Unfortunately, we're here to reform the police force, 596 00:34:49,569 --> 00:34:51,093 not hunt for war criminals. 597 00:34:51,171 --> 00:34:52,604 But it wouldn't be much hunting. 598 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,164 I mean, most of them are listed right in the phone book. 599 00:34:55,242 --> 00:34:59,508 As I said, we're not authorized to arrest war criminals. 600 00:34:59,579 --> 00:35:02,514 - You are the international police, right? - Yes. 601 00:35:02,582 --> 00:35:04,277 Under the flag of the United Nations. 602 00:35:04,351 --> 00:35:06,683 I thought the UN was looking for war criminals. 603 00:35:06,753 --> 00:35:09,415 We are. Aggressively. 604 00:35:09,489 --> 00:35:11,980 There's a $5 million reward, you know? 605 00:35:12,059 --> 00:35:13,788 But you said you don't have an indictment list. 606 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:15,384 We don't. 607 00:35:15,462 --> 00:35:16,451 Donut? 608 00:35:18,932 --> 00:35:20,923 Donut. 609 00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:22,901 Flown in from Bonn. 610 00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:23,959 Very black market. 611 00:35:24,037 --> 00:35:27,404 I particularly like the chocolate ones with the rainbow sprinkles. 612 00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:32,973 You see, it's the UN that are looking for war criminals, 613 00:35:33,046 --> 00:35:35,139 not the UN police task force. 614 00:35:35,215 --> 00:35:37,877 No, not the ones who could actually catch them. 615 00:35:37,951 --> 00:35:40,647 Well, that's one way of looking at it. 616 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:42,916 Sounds like the usual UN jerk-off to me. 617 00:35:42,990 --> 00:35:44,150 You got any milk? 618 00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:47,226 Look, we're headed up to Celibici now. 619 00:35:47,294 --> 00:35:50,263 We just figured we'd stop in and register with you 620 00:35:50,330 --> 00:35:53,026 just in case we got killed or something like that. 621 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,466 Well, consider yourselves registered. 622 00:35:55,535 --> 00:35:59,130 Miriam, uh, be a love and get me a tea. 623 00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:00,901 Four sugars. 624 00:36:00,974 --> 00:36:03,169 Oh, and a glass of milk. 625 00:36:04,678 --> 00:36:06,009 Is there any word 626 00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:08,377 on what's going up there now? 627 00:36:08,448 --> 00:36:10,848 Well, something. 628 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:13,511 It's third time this year we've been ordered to stay away. 629 00:36:15,789 --> 00:36:17,848 From Celibici? 630 00:36:18,658 --> 00:36:20,148 Suspicious, no? 631 00:36:20,227 --> 00:36:22,092 Yeah. 632 00:36:22,162 --> 00:36:24,323 Who ordered you? 633 00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:25,865 UN command. 634 00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:28,958 Told us to stay away for four or five days. 635 00:36:29,036 --> 00:36:30,697 Jesus fucking Christ. 636 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:33,331 They tell the police not to go up to Celebici. 637 00:36:33,407 --> 00:36:35,466 I mean, he's actually up there. I can't fucking believe this. 638 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,407 Why would they tell them not to go up there? 639 00:36:37,544 --> 00:36:38,909 Tell them not to go up there 640 00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:41,174 because I don't want them walking into a shootout. 641 00:36:41,248 --> 00:36:43,808 Now, really... 642 00:36:43,884 --> 00:36:45,283 tell me the truth. 643 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:49,412 Who the fuck are you guys? 644 00:36:49,489 --> 00:36:51,980 I told you, we are journalists. 645 00:36:52,059 --> 00:36:53,151 Journalists? 646 00:36:53,226 --> 00:36:55,023 Yeah. You have our press credentials. 647 00:36:55,095 --> 00:36:56,084 Yes. 648 00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:01,092 Very professionally done. 649 00:37:03,370 --> 00:37:05,702 So, uh, you are journalists who believe 650 00:37:05,772 --> 00:37:09,299 that they can get close to someone that no one else can. 651 00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:12,971 Yeah. What's the problem? 652 00:37:13,046 --> 00:37:15,437 I understand. 653 00:37:15,515 --> 00:37:17,949 You are journalists on a story. 654 00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:21,649 What, you think we're just posing as journalists? 655 00:37:26,726 --> 00:37:30,184 Do you like beer? I like beer. Do you like beer? 656 00:37:30,263 --> 00:37:31,628 Let's get a beer. 657 00:37:37,671 --> 00:37:40,299 For a group of UN guards to go, it's too dangerous. 658 00:37:40,373 --> 00:37:42,773 For you guys? Sure, why not? 659 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,242 Go to Celibici. 660 00:37:44,311 --> 00:37:45,903 Do the world a favor. 661 00:37:45,979 --> 00:37:49,915 I'm sorry, are you still insinuating we're a CIA hit squad or something? 662 00:37:49,983 --> 00:37:52,315 I'm sorry, are you still insinuating you're journalists? 663 00:37:54,087 --> 00:37:56,612 Look, um... 664 00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:59,352 I know things. 665 00:37:59,426 --> 00:38:02,054 I know how things operate. 666 00:38:02,129 --> 00:38:03,653 I've been waiting for you. 667 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,467 Certain things need to be taken care of professionally, right? 668 00:38:09,536 --> 00:38:11,197 - Took me months... - Shh. 669 00:38:14,574 --> 00:38:16,565 Took me months to gain the trust of certain people 670 00:38:16,643 --> 00:38:18,907 who normally would be protecting the Fox. 671 00:38:18,979 --> 00:38:22,312 That's how I know you didn't just stumble on the fact he's up in Celibici. 672 00:38:22,382 --> 00:38:24,646 Well, it's been printed in the press. 673 00:38:24,718 --> 00:38:27,551 So has the horoscopes. Do you believe them? 674 00:38:28,622 --> 00:38:30,749 - You're not making any sense now. - I know. 675 00:38:30,824 --> 00:38:33,019 I'm the United Nations. 676 00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,104 And fact is, the United Nations... 677 00:38:45,172 --> 00:38:47,402 Oh, fuck. The French specifically, 678 00:38:47,474 --> 00:38:49,499 they have no interest in catching the Fox. 679 00:38:49,576 --> 00:38:51,703 They would be happy if he killed all the Muslims. 680 00:38:51,778 --> 00:38:54,178 Save them all this money and energy. 681 00:38:54,247 --> 00:38:56,477 John Major and the British backed the Fox, 682 00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:59,212 even though they would never publicly admit it. 683 00:38:59,286 --> 00:39:01,880 And the Americans... Yeah, they brokered the peace agreement, 684 00:39:01,955 --> 00:39:04,753 but some would suggest they made a secret deal with the Fox 685 00:39:04,824 --> 00:39:06,724 that if he stepped down from power, 686 00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:08,954 they would not arrest him for war crimes. 687 00:39:10,363 --> 00:39:14,265 Who knows what's true, what isn't? The whole fucking thing is dirty. 688 00:39:14,334 --> 00:39:17,064 But in dirty times... 689 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,968 dirty deeds need to be done, right? 690 00:39:20,974 --> 00:39:24,535 One arm of the government said it would do something, does nothing. 691 00:39:24,611 --> 00:39:25,805 That would be us. 692 00:39:25,879 --> 00:39:27,244 The other hand... 693 00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:29,680 CIA... 694 00:39:29,749 --> 00:39:31,512 whoever... 695 00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:33,553 does something else. 696 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:35,212 I mean, look at you guys. 697 00:39:35,288 --> 00:39:38,382 Do you really think you're fooling anyone? 698 00:39:41,795 --> 00:39:43,820 He thinks we're a hit squad. 699 00:39:43,897 --> 00:39:46,627 - He thinks we're a fucking hit squad! - Yeah, this can't be good. 700 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,498 Isn't it illegal, impersonating a CIA officer? 701 00:39:49,569 --> 00:39:50,866 Yeah, but we denied it. 702 00:39:50,937 --> 00:39:51,995 Yeah, he didn't believe it. 703 00:39:52,072 --> 00:39:54,870 It's true. It's like the more we fucking denied it, 704 00:39:54,941 --> 00:39:56,374 the more he didn't believe it. 705 00:39:56,443 --> 00:39:59,207 Yeah, the problem is, if you were CIA you would deny it. 706 00:39:59,279 --> 00:40:02,180 And if you weren't, you would also deny it. 707 00:40:02,249 --> 00:40:04,080 Actually he's not that far off the mark, you know? 708 00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:05,412 I mean, we're not CIA, 709 00:40:05,485 --> 00:40:07,385 but we can do a lot more 710 00:40:07,454 --> 00:40:11,083 than just interview the Fox. 711 00:40:11,157 --> 00:40:12,749 Wait. Hold up. 712 00:40:12,826 --> 00:40:15,454 - Simon. - What? 713 00:40:15,528 --> 00:40:18,622 Now, you're not still on this capturing jag? 714 00:40:18,698 --> 00:40:21,132 It's not a jag. 715 00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:24,364 Not a jag, not a whim. Especially now. 716 00:40:24,437 --> 00:40:27,634 Especially since Boris basically confirmed that he's hiding out up there. 717 00:40:27,707 --> 00:40:28,969 Okay. Now, now, Simon, 718 00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:31,135 I was willing to come along with you 719 00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:34,180 and try to even get close enough to this psychopathic fuck 720 00:40:34,247 --> 00:40:37,182 to try and get an interview. 721 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,411 But we are not capturing him. 722 00:40:39,486 --> 00:40:41,078 I mean, look at us. 723 00:40:41,154 --> 00:40:43,952 That's not what we do. 724 00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:46,151 I'm checking into that hotel 725 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,420 down the road. 726 00:40:47,494 --> 00:40:50,156 I'm taking a shower, a shit, and a Seconal. 727 00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,458 Tomorrow morning I'm getting up, 728 00:40:51,531 --> 00:40:53,192 I'm driving up that mountain to Celibici, 729 00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:55,393 and I am finding the Fox. 730 00:40:55,468 --> 00:40:57,368 Now, you're welcome to join me, Duckie, 731 00:40:57,437 --> 00:40:59,496 or you're welcome to fuck off. 732 00:40:59,572 --> 00:41:01,062 Your choice. 733 00:41:12,686 --> 00:41:14,415 You think this is crazy too, huh? 734 00:41:16,022 --> 00:41:17,887 I mean, just trying to get an interview is crazy. 735 00:41:17,957 --> 00:41:20,755 But we're not mercenaries. 736 00:41:20,827 --> 00:41:23,455 Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be on fucking vacation. 737 00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,521 And it makes sense why he had a meltdown on air. 738 00:41:25,598 --> 00:41:26,690 He's a goddamn nut job. 739 00:41:28,535 --> 00:41:30,765 Yeah, Simon is a goddamn nut job, 740 00:41:30,837 --> 00:41:34,102 but his meltdown wasn't for nothing. 741 00:41:34,174 --> 00:41:36,802 We'd seen some horrible stuff that day. 742 00:41:36,876 --> 00:41:39,106 Yeah, reporters see horrible things all the time. 743 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:42,776 That's what they do. 744 00:41:45,985 --> 00:41:47,384 Yeah. 745 00:41:47,454 --> 00:41:50,514 Look, I saw the tape, okay? He was drunk, high. 746 00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:52,490 He just fucking lost it. 747 00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:55,050 He lost it then, and he's losing it now. 748 00:42:01,468 --> 00:42:04,369 There was these two girls, right? 749 00:42:04,437 --> 00:42:07,736 Named Marda and Una. 750 00:42:07,807 --> 00:42:10,742 They said they were cousins but... 751 00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:13,438 We used to hang out together from time to time. 752 00:42:13,513 --> 00:42:15,743 Who the hell knows why they were there. 753 00:42:15,815 --> 00:42:17,112 It was war. 754 00:42:17,183 --> 00:42:19,174 People was broke. 755 00:42:19,252 --> 00:42:21,686 People did things. 756 00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:23,950 All I know is... 757 00:42:24,023 --> 00:42:25,991 we had a good time. 758 00:42:26,059 --> 00:42:27,993 They were our friends. 759 00:42:30,864 --> 00:42:32,024 Somewhere along the line, 760 00:42:32,098 --> 00:42:35,158 maybe the second or third year into the war, 761 00:42:35,235 --> 00:42:37,795 Simon and Marda, they had a little thing. 762 00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:44,305 Hell, it was more than a little thing. 763 00:42:44,377 --> 00:42:47,904 Simon, he liked her. 764 00:42:49,115 --> 00:42:51,345 He did things for her. 765 00:42:51,418 --> 00:42:54,649 Whatever little money he had, he gave her. 766 00:42:54,721 --> 00:42:56,279 They didn't spend that much time together. 767 00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:59,018 But it was war, how can you? 768 00:42:59,092 --> 00:43:03,825 But Simon, in his own little crazy way, 769 00:43:03,897 --> 00:43:05,694 he loved her. 770 00:43:08,601 --> 00:43:11,900 Now, you fast-forward six months. 771 00:43:11,971 --> 00:43:15,099 Sarajevo's under siege worse than ever. 772 00:43:15,175 --> 00:43:19,009 And we haven't heard from Marda or her cousin for months now. 773 00:43:19,078 --> 00:43:20,773 And only thing we knew 774 00:43:20,847 --> 00:43:22,974 was that Marda had gone back to Polje 775 00:43:23,049 --> 00:43:24,516 to help out her mother. 776 00:43:25,785 --> 00:43:30,654 And then one day we hear about a serious incident in Polje, 777 00:43:30,723 --> 00:43:32,782 and we go there to cover it. 778 00:43:35,028 --> 00:43:38,964 The horrors we saw. 779 00:43:39,032 --> 00:43:40,659 Fucking inhuman. 780 00:43:43,036 --> 00:43:45,368 Neither Simon nor I said anything, 781 00:43:45,438 --> 00:43:47,133 you know, although we both knew 782 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,607 that Marda was from this town. 783 00:43:49,676 --> 00:43:52,440 We just got ready to do our job, 784 00:43:52,512 --> 00:43:54,070 cover our story. 785 00:43:56,749 --> 00:43:58,774 Inez, 786 00:43:58,852 --> 00:44:00,786 Jasmine, 787 00:44:00,854 --> 00:44:02,048 Amar, 788 00:44:02,121 --> 00:44:03,748 Amin. 789 00:44:03,823 --> 00:44:04,812 No? 790 00:44:04,891 --> 00:44:06,620 How about Aidan? 791 00:44:06,693 --> 00:44:10,493 Or how about Simon Junior? 792 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,395 And then there she was. 793 00:44:16,469 --> 00:44:19,302 Twenty minutes before we went on the air. 794 00:44:21,808 --> 00:44:25,574 They had shot her in her stomach five times. 795 00:44:28,047 --> 00:44:31,915 So don't believe everything that you learn in journalism school, 796 00:44:31,985 --> 00:44:35,785 'cause in war... 797 00:44:35,855 --> 00:44:37,720 what you see 798 00:44:37,790 --> 00:44:39,018 and what really happened 799 00:44:39,092 --> 00:44:42,425 are sometimes two very different things. 800 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,366 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 801 00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:13,478 Simon! 802 00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:15,851 Simon, no! No! No! 803 00:46:15,922 --> 00:46:17,412 Okay? Okay? Come on. 804 00:46:17,490 --> 00:46:19,185 - It's all right. - You okay? 805 00:46:19,258 --> 00:46:23,092 Wait! Simon, no! Wait! 806 00:46:23,162 --> 00:46:25,630 - Let go! - No! Simon! Come on! 807 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,656 You fucking shit! 808 00:46:28,735 --> 00:46:31,169 No! No! No! 809 00:46:31,237 --> 00:46:33,671 No! Please, Simon. 810 00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:35,139 Please. 811 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:36,197 It's okay. 812 00:46:48,788 --> 00:46:50,312 Fuck. 813 00:46:52,225 --> 00:46:53,886 Oh, fuck, man. 814 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,518 I know. 815 00:47:40,373 --> 00:47:41,806 Watch the land mines. 816 00:47:41,874 --> 00:47:43,068 Okay, shut up. 817 00:48:12,038 --> 00:48:13,767 You see that? 818 00:48:15,608 --> 00:48:17,542 What was that? A lookout? 819 00:48:17,610 --> 00:48:19,475 My God, Duck. I think he's really up there. 820 00:48:19,545 --> 00:48:22,776 They're watching every car that goes up this mountain. 821 00:48:24,217 --> 00:48:27,914 Hold on, boys. It's going to be a bumpy ride. 822 00:48:41,134 --> 00:48:42,795 Wait, hold on. 823 00:48:42,869 --> 00:48:43,995 Wait, wait, wait. 824 00:48:45,004 --> 00:48:46,835 Back, back, back, back, back. 825 00:48:48,141 --> 00:48:49,904 You are out of your mind. 826 00:48:49,976 --> 00:48:51,773 Correct. 827 00:49:52,839 --> 00:49:55,501 Where's the welcoming committee? 828 00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:59,511 Be thankful that there aren't 50 Kalashnikovs pointed at our heads. 829 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:02,070 So what are you going to do? 830 00:50:02,148 --> 00:50:03,979 I'm going to do what any good journalist would do 831 00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:05,745 when he gets to a new place. 832 00:50:05,818 --> 00:50:07,979 Yeah? What's that? 833 00:50:08,054 --> 00:50:09,817 I'm going to find a bar. 834 00:50:52,899 --> 00:50:55,424 Doesn't exactly look like they get many newcomers in here. 835 00:50:55,501 --> 00:50:57,969 Just keep smiling. You'll be fine. 836 00:51:05,711 --> 00:51:06,735 What did he say? 837 00:51:06,812 --> 00:51:10,009 He said you're about skinny enough to be used as bait. 838 00:51:10,082 --> 00:51:13,381 - Yeah. It's a fishing joke. - Yeah, no. I get it. 839 00:51:17,890 --> 00:51:19,653 Duck, I hope you have money. 840 00:51:19,725 --> 00:51:21,784 What happened to the 20 I gave you yesterday? 841 00:51:31,237 --> 00:51:32,329 Simon, save some for me. 842 00:51:57,630 --> 00:52:00,155 What is he saying? 843 00:52:00,232 --> 00:52:02,666 He just sold you and me out. 844 00:52:02,735 --> 00:52:04,327 - Thank you, Simon. - Great. 845 00:52:04,403 --> 00:52:05,392 You're welcome. 846 00:52:23,389 --> 00:52:26,586 Do you really think we would sell out leader of our people 847 00:52:26,659 --> 00:52:29,184 for a simple glass of cheap brandy? 848 00:52:29,261 --> 00:52:33,493 Do you really think the people of Republica Srpska are that weak? 849 00:52:35,101 --> 00:52:37,763 We don't go University like you people do. 850 00:52:37,837 --> 00:52:42,570 But we are not dumb, and we don't like to be made fun of. 851 00:52:42,641 --> 00:52:44,199 We are not making fun of you. 852 00:52:44,276 --> 00:52:46,506 Bullshit! You continue even now. 853 00:52:46,579 --> 00:52:48,843 Don't insult me by acting otherwise. 854 00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:52,645 Okay, we don't want any trouble. 855 00:52:52,718 --> 00:52:54,379 You know how I got these animals on wall? 856 00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:00,892 - I shoot them. - All right. 857 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,928 We're going to be leaving now. 858 00:53:02,995 --> 00:53:04,292 Yes, I think so. 859 00:53:06,365 --> 00:53:08,128 - One question before we go. - Simon... 860 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,430 Did you ever go hunting with him? 861 00:53:20,146 --> 00:53:25,709 I mean, uh, he got his nickname because he loved to hunt foxes. 862 00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,446 You obviously love to hunt foxes. 863 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,283 I was just wondering. 864 00:53:30,322 --> 00:53:34,349 In a war, I kill people like you. 865 00:53:36,128 --> 00:53:37,425 The war is over. 866 00:53:37,496 --> 00:53:40,260 Yes, yes, it is. 867 00:53:42,234 --> 00:53:43,496 Wait. 868 00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:47,267 Did you hunt with him? 869 00:53:47,339 --> 00:53:50,103 - For fuck's sake, Simon. - You are one brave motherfucker. 870 00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:54,307 Hey. Duck. 871 00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:55,779 Duck, look. 872 00:53:55,848 --> 00:53:59,215 You're just like those stupid United Nations people 873 00:53:59,285 --> 00:54:02,721 that poke around, seeing if one of us will talk. 874 00:54:02,788 --> 00:54:06,224 You tell your friends that we know nothing here. 875 00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:09,022 Tell them that we lost loved ones in the war, too. 876 00:54:09,095 --> 00:54:10,289 Not just the Muslims. 877 00:54:10,362 --> 00:54:12,159 You tell them that. 878 00:54:12,231 --> 00:54:15,325 I make sure you get back down the road without dying. 879 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:20,363 Or at least I do my best. 880 00:54:20,573 --> 00:54:22,507 What do you mean, you saw his cars? 881 00:54:22,575 --> 00:54:25,738 While you were back there being a complete fucking asshole, 882 00:54:25,811 --> 00:54:27,938 Benjamin saw them out the door. 883 00:54:28,013 --> 00:54:29,344 Jesus. Which way did they go? 884 00:54:29,415 --> 00:54:30,905 - Back down the mountain. - Go! 885 00:54:30,983 --> 00:54:32,416 Get in the car! 886 00:54:32,485 --> 00:54:34,180 Shit! Fuck! 887 00:54:42,094 --> 00:54:43,994 What are we going to do, run 'em off the road? 888 00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:46,964 - I don't know. - These men are killers, Simon! 889 00:54:47,032 --> 00:54:49,023 - Fuck these roads! - Simon. 890 00:54:49,101 --> 00:54:50,932 Kid's got a point. 891 00:54:51,003 --> 00:54:52,300 So does my dick. 892 00:54:52,371 --> 00:54:54,464 What exactly are you planning on doing? 893 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:56,201 You got three cars that's full of them! 894 00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:58,766 Yeah, I'm going to call the UN or NATO or someone. 895 00:54:58,844 --> 00:55:00,869 - No fucking calls. - What the hell? 896 00:55:00,946 --> 00:55:02,846 - You madman! That was my phone! - No calls! 897 00:55:02,915 --> 00:55:04,906 No NATO! No UN! Nothing! 898 00:55:04,984 --> 00:55:06,713 I don't trust anybody! 899 00:55:06,785 --> 00:55:08,844 - Holy shit. - Fuck. 900 00:55:15,928 --> 00:55:20,262 Simon, I swear to God, if you do something stupid, I'll kill you myself. 901 00:55:24,303 --> 00:55:26,271 - Hi. - Hi. Get out of the car. 902 00:55:26,338 --> 00:55:28,431 No, we're just tourists on our way to Montenegro. 903 00:55:28,507 --> 00:55:30,338 Yeah, get out of the fucking car now! 904 00:55:30,409 --> 00:55:32,001 Oh, my God. We're going to fucking die. 905 00:55:32,077 --> 00:55:33,635 - Stay calm. - Out! 906 00:55:33,712 --> 00:55:36,545 You're making a mistake here because we're just passing... 907 00:55:36,615 --> 00:55:37,946 On the ground! 908 00:55:38,951 --> 00:55:40,851 - Get the fuck on the ground! - Just don't panic. 909 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,911 - Shut the fuck up. - What are you waiting for? Come on. 910 00:55:42,988 --> 00:55:45,616 - No, nothing. Okay. Okay. - Come on. Come on. 911 00:55:45,691 --> 00:55:48,353 Out. Out. You, too. Out. Come on. Come on. 912 00:55:48,427 --> 00:55:50,759 - This was all a misunderstanding. - Shut the fuck up! 913 00:55:50,829 --> 00:55:53,559 On the ground now! Get down. 914 00:55:53,632 --> 00:55:56,123 - On the ground now. - Okay, okay, okay. 915 00:55:57,703 --> 00:55:59,534 You don't have to worry about us. We're just journalists! 916 00:55:59,605 --> 00:56:00,902 - You do not have... - Shut up! 917 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,138 Simon? 918 00:56:15,287 --> 00:56:16,811 Goran? Fucking hell! 919 00:56:16,889 --> 00:56:19,483 Shit. Fucking Simon Hunt! 920 00:56:19,558 --> 00:56:21,082 You know this motherfucker? 921 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,651 Sascha! Simon Hunt! 922 00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:29,965 Goran, you crazy, thick-necked Croatian son of a bitch! 923 00:56:30,035 --> 00:56:33,129 - How are you? - I'm good, I'm good. 924 00:56:33,205 --> 00:56:34,968 - We almost kill you, man. - Yeah, no shit. 925 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,008 Listen, never drive on our road. 926 00:56:37,076 --> 00:56:39,601 But if you do, call first us, okay? 927 00:56:39,678 --> 00:56:42,306 Okay. All right. I promise. I promise. 928 00:56:45,050 --> 00:56:46,415 Laugh at all their jokes. 929 00:56:46,485 --> 00:56:48,316 Whatever you do, don't stare at the midget. 930 00:56:48,387 --> 00:56:49,479 What midget? 931 00:56:49,555 --> 00:56:51,318 They're black marketers. 932 00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:54,689 - They run stuff that comes in through Croatia. - Okay. 933 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,024 - Simon! - Sascha! 934 00:56:57,096 --> 00:57:00,532 - Oh, shit, I'm staring at the midget. - Well, stop. 935 00:57:06,739 --> 00:57:09,037 Where the fuck my money? 936 00:57:09,108 --> 00:57:11,770 Beautiful guitar, it's yours. Go ahead. 937 00:57:14,046 --> 00:57:16,207 Un-fucking-believable. 938 00:57:16,282 --> 00:57:18,045 Yeah, it's, like, twice his size. 939 00:57:20,919 --> 00:57:23,183 Fucking greedy midget. 940 00:57:25,557 --> 00:57:26,683 What? 941 00:57:28,794 --> 00:57:30,193 I'll pay you back. 942 00:57:30,262 --> 00:57:32,230 I'll pay you both back. 943 00:57:44,677 --> 00:57:46,542 - Duck? - Hey, baby. 944 00:57:46,612 --> 00:57:48,045 Wait, I can hardly hear you. 945 00:57:48,113 --> 00:57:51,014 Costas, can you turn down the stereo, please? 946 00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:53,210 - Where are you? - I'm fine. 947 00:57:53,285 --> 00:57:55,879 No. Baby, I said where are you? 948 00:57:55,954 --> 00:57:59,754 Oh, oh, yeah. I'm on Gaspar's boat. 949 00:57:59,825 --> 00:58:00,917 Who is Gaspar? 950 00:58:00,993 --> 00:58:03,826 Costas and Lola's friend. No, no more champagne. 951 00:58:03,896 --> 00:58:06,831 No, talk to me! Who is Costas and Lola? 952 00:58:06,899 --> 00:58:09,629 Look baby, I can hardly hear you. 953 00:58:09,702 --> 00:58:10,930 The connection's horrible. 954 00:58:11,003 --> 00:58:12,163 When are you coming? 955 00:58:12,237 --> 00:58:14,262 I'm going to be there tomorrow morning. 956 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,398 First flight out. 957 00:58:15,474 --> 00:58:17,374 Okay. But you better hurry 958 00:58:17,443 --> 00:58:19,274 Georgio, no! I'm ticklish! 959 00:58:19,345 --> 00:58:22,143 Wait a minute! Who is Georgio? 960 00:58:22,214 --> 00:58:25,843 - You can't slap my butt like that. - What? No Put Georgio on the phone 961 00:58:25,918 --> 00:58:27,749 I want to talk to Georgiou 962 00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:30,050 Hello? 963 00:58:46,672 --> 00:58:48,663 Oh, my God. 964 00:58:55,714 --> 00:58:57,944 So you ran into the midget. 965 00:58:58,016 --> 00:59:00,177 It's better than running over the midget. 966 00:59:00,252 --> 00:59:01,583 And how'd you know? 967 00:59:01,653 --> 00:59:03,553 Look. We cannot talk here. 968 00:59:03,622 --> 00:59:06,614 I didn't know we were talking. 969 00:59:06,692 --> 00:59:08,023 We're not talking. 970 00:59:08,093 --> 00:59:09,685 Well, it looks like we're talking. 971 00:59:09,762 --> 00:59:13,664 Vise grad. Dobran Tunnel, tonight at 9. 972 00:59:13,732 --> 00:59:14,994 Things are heating up. 973 00:59:40,726 --> 00:59:43,718 Why do you keep breaking into my room? 974 00:59:43,796 --> 00:59:45,957 Look, I'm between places right now. 975 00:59:46,031 --> 00:59:47,191 I needed a bath. 976 01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:03,707 So what the hell are you going to do, Simon? 977 01:00:05,050 --> 01:00:06,881 You're broke. 978 01:00:06,952 --> 01:00:08,146 You owe midgets. 979 01:00:12,658 --> 01:00:14,558 I dream about him, Duck. 980 01:00:14,626 --> 01:00:16,321 I dream about catching him. 981 01:00:20,399 --> 01:00:23,027 Wiping that arrogant smile off his face. 982 01:00:24,636 --> 01:00:26,160 My whole fucking situation, 983 01:00:26,238 --> 01:00:29,298 every bad thing that's ever happened to me, stems from that bastard. 984 01:00:32,611 --> 01:00:34,442 I was flying high before that war. 985 01:00:36,515 --> 01:00:37,982 I know. 986 01:00:41,353 --> 01:00:42,877 We were a fucking great team. 987 01:00:42,955 --> 01:00:45,082 The best. 988 01:00:56,335 --> 01:00:58,166 And then it all went to shit. 989 01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:04,239 Finding him would've been so fucking brilliant. 990 01:01:06,945 --> 01:01:10,574 Maybe you should call your source again. 991 01:01:15,087 --> 01:01:16,782 What? 992 01:01:18,724 --> 01:01:19,952 What? 993 01:01:20,025 --> 01:01:21,549 There is no source. 994 01:01:21,627 --> 01:01:24,391 I made up the whole story. 995 01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:26,727 You are un-fucking-believable. 996 01:01:26,798 --> 01:01:29,198 I heard rumors that the Fox was up in Celebici. 997 01:01:29,268 --> 01:01:33,136 I thought if I had a source, it'd push you over to joining me, so... 998 01:01:33,205 --> 01:01:35,935 You know, I must be a fucking idiot. 999 01:01:36,008 --> 01:01:37,669 No, I'm an asshole. 1000 01:01:37,743 --> 01:01:40,837 No, all this time, you've been making fun of my life in New York. 1001 01:01:40,913 --> 01:01:44,110 Joking about how I'm not the man that I used to be? 1002 01:01:44,182 --> 01:01:47,982 Let me share something with you, Simon. You're not the man you used to be, either. 1003 01:01:48,053 --> 01:01:50,419 You are far fucking from it. 1004 01:01:52,891 --> 01:01:55,724 Dry your dick off and get the fuck outta my room. 1005 01:01:57,696 --> 01:01:58,993 Lady, do you... 1006 01:01:59,064 --> 01:02:00,725 Look, I'm just trying to change my... 1007 01:02:06,605 --> 01:02:08,368 Hello? Hello? 1008 01:02:09,675 --> 01:02:11,643 Yes, I made it up. 1009 01:02:11,710 --> 01:02:14,304 - Shit, Simon. - We weren't wrong, you know? 1010 01:02:14,379 --> 01:02:16,574 Boris, the UN guy, he thought we were right on his trail. 1011 01:02:16,648 --> 01:02:19,845 - Yeah, well, he still does. - What do you mean? 1012 01:02:19,918 --> 01:02:21,442 I just saw him in the lobby, 1013 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,683 and he wants to meet his favorite CIA hit squad 1014 01:02:24,756 --> 01:02:26,883 at that burnt-out tunnel in Vise grad tonight. 1015 01:02:26,959 --> 01:02:29,553 - He said, "Things are heating up. " - He did? 1016 01:02:29,628 --> 01:02:31,823 Yes. The whole damn thing is fucking ridiculous. 1017 01:02:31,897 --> 01:02:35,060 Why the hell didn't you tell me? We got to get going! 1018 01:02:48,547 --> 01:02:50,981 So at what point do we get jumped and killed? 1019 01:03:12,004 --> 01:03:13,801 I'm not doing what I'm doing. 1020 01:03:13,872 --> 01:03:16,067 I mean, clearly I'm doing this, but I'm not doing this, 1021 01:03:16,141 --> 01:03:19,440 because if I was doing this, I could get into a lot of trouble for doing it. 1022 01:03:21,213 --> 01:03:22,475 What the fuck, Boris? 1023 01:03:22,547 --> 01:03:24,208 Yeah. 1024 01:03:31,356 --> 01:03:33,517 She might seem young and beautiful to you, 1025 01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:36,493 but she would cut your balls off and sell them as trinkets 1026 01:03:36,561 --> 01:03:39,530 if she thinks you're fucking with her. Okay? 1027 01:03:40,532 --> 01:03:41,931 Boris? 1028 01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:46,697 Who are you talking about? 1029 01:03:46,772 --> 01:03:49,673 The person I spoke to about your mission. 1030 01:03:49,741 --> 01:03:50,833 Mirjana. 1031 01:03:50,909 --> 01:03:54,208 She is going to lead you to the Fox. 1032 01:03:54,279 --> 01:03:55,871 Come. 1033 01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:28,976 Sit down. 1034 01:04:39,591 --> 01:04:40,888 Sit. 1035 01:04:55,874 --> 01:04:58,741 I'm no friend of the Muslims. 1036 01:04:58,810 --> 01:05:01,870 Right at the start of the war, they got some girls from my school. 1037 01:05:01,947 --> 01:05:04,438 Look, it was shitty on all sides, okay? 1038 01:05:05,851 --> 01:05:09,685 You don't know shitty until you've been gang-raped for seven hours. 1039 01:05:15,594 --> 01:05:19,655 - Where's Boris? - This is not about justice. 1040 01:05:19,731 --> 01:05:22,199 I am and always will be a proud Serb. 1041 01:05:22,267 --> 01:05:23,632 This is about money. 1042 01:05:23,702 --> 01:05:27,798 My father had a system. Made us money. 1043 01:05:27,873 --> 01:05:30,239 Then Boghanovic's men took over. 1044 01:05:30,308 --> 01:05:32,299 Wanted what we had. 1045 01:05:33,445 --> 01:05:37,040 Now they run the petrol and cigarettes coming in from Serbia. 1046 01:05:37,115 --> 01:05:40,482 Use that money to protect him. 1047 01:05:40,552 --> 01:05:44,545 But they killed my father. 1048 01:05:44,623 --> 01:05:46,318 And now we have nothing. 1049 01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:50,553 I hate nothing. 1050 01:05:50,629 --> 01:05:53,462 You stop them, I get my family business back. 1051 01:05:53,532 --> 01:05:55,193 What do we get? 1052 01:05:55,267 --> 01:05:58,361 What you came to Bosnia to get. 1053 01:06:02,774 --> 01:06:04,833 And how do we do that? 1054 01:06:04,910 --> 01:06:09,142 My old boyfriend, he is one of his guards. 1055 01:06:09,214 --> 01:06:11,273 Midac. 1056 01:06:11,349 --> 01:06:14,841 He is in love with me, calls me every day. 1057 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:18,048 I have no interest in him anymore, but I still talk to him 1058 01:06:18,123 --> 01:06:21,024 because I know one day the CIA will come to my home. 1059 01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:27,027 - How many guards? - Ten. 1060 01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:31,431 - We're just three. - Three of you is thirty of them. 1061 01:06:31,503 --> 01:06:35,405 They are fat and lazy and bored out of their minds in the countryside. 1062 01:06:35,473 --> 01:06:37,407 And you know exactly where he is? 1063 01:06:37,475 --> 01:06:40,535 I can. 1064 01:06:40,612 --> 01:06:43,342 Now you give me thousand marks. 1065 01:06:43,415 --> 01:06:46,714 A thou... Are you out or your fucking mind? 1066 01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:48,616 No. I want goodwill gesture. 1067 01:06:48,687 --> 01:06:51,053 My goodwill has disappeared, lady. 1068 01:06:52,190 --> 01:06:55,421 I risk everything talking to you. 1069 01:06:55,493 --> 01:06:57,586 We just can't. 1070 01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:01,088 I need assurance you don't take advantage of me. 1071 01:07:08,673 --> 01:07:11,403 If you guys are not serious, forget it. 1072 01:07:16,281 --> 01:07:18,306 The Agency has strict rules. 1073 01:07:19,718 --> 01:07:21,208 We're not authorized for payments. 1074 01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:29,488 Others in the company are, but not us. 1075 01:07:29,561 --> 01:07:31,825 Weaker divisions are. Smaller divisions. 1076 01:07:32,964 --> 01:07:35,194 You know what we do. 1077 01:07:36,434 --> 01:07:38,299 You know who we are. 1078 01:07:38,370 --> 01:07:41,999 You know our reputations and our accuracy in achieving our goals around the world. 1079 01:07:43,508 --> 01:07:45,499 A single bullet from us can end wars... 1080 01:07:46,544 --> 01:07:47,875 or start them. 1081 01:07:47,946 --> 01:07:49,504 Now, you're worried about others killing you, 1082 01:07:49,581 --> 01:07:52,675 but what you should most be worried about are the three people in this room 1083 01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,719 and the reputations that they bring with them. 1084 01:07:54,786 --> 01:07:57,254 We will do what we need to do to achieve our goals. 1085 01:07:57,322 --> 01:08:00,052 Right now, you're standing in the way of us achieving those goals. 1086 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:04,289 You can help us, and you'll no longer be hindering our operation. 1087 01:08:04,362 --> 01:08:08,162 You can ignore us, and I cannot guarantee your safety. 1088 01:08:10,468 --> 01:08:13,699 The Agency is, I'm afraid to say, completely humorless about these issues. 1089 01:08:28,086 --> 01:08:29,383 Okay. 1090 01:08:32,457 --> 01:08:37,019 Tomorrow, when he call, I will find out what we all need to know. 1091 01:08:38,096 --> 01:08:39,393 Good. 1092 01:08:39,464 --> 01:08:41,295 Un-fucking-believable, Benji! 1093 01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:43,561 I didn't think you had it in you! 1094 01:08:43,635 --> 01:08:47,469 That's the ballsiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. 1095 01:08:47,539 --> 01:08:49,131 You're a madman. 1096 01:08:49,207 --> 01:08:51,607 I think she's just full of shit and trying to play us, 1097 01:08:51,676 --> 01:08:53,337 but it's better to find out for sure. 1098 01:08:53,411 --> 01:08:55,470 I don't know what we got into here, gentlemen, 1099 01:08:55,547 --> 01:08:57,538 but I fucking love it. 1100 01:08:58,650 --> 01:09:02,552 You know, when you think about it, the whole thing is fucking ridiculous. 1101 01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:03,882 Why? 1102 01:09:03,955 --> 01:09:05,889 I could very well be CIA. 1103 01:09:05,957 --> 01:09:07,549 You can't even spell CIA. 1104 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:11,288 Every fucking CIA guy I know looks exactly like me. 1105 01:09:11,363 --> 01:09:13,092 Yeah, only better-looking. 1106 01:09:13,164 --> 01:09:15,098 They certainly do not look like me. 1107 01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:16,929 And that is the genius of it. 1108 01:09:17,002 --> 01:09:19,835 The CIA would have someone who doesn't look CIA. 1109 01:09:19,904 --> 01:09:21,895 That's... 1110 01:09:21,973 --> 01:09:25,500 That's exactly what they would do. 1111 01:09:27,912 --> 01:09:30,039 - What? - I think we're being followed. 1112 01:09:30,115 --> 01:09:32,413 - What? - What do you mean? 1113 01:09:32,484 --> 01:09:35,453 What part of "I think we're being followed" do you not understand? 1114 01:09:40,358 --> 01:09:41,518 Jesus Christ. 1115 01:09:45,063 --> 01:09:46,291 He's right with me every turn. 1116 01:09:46,364 --> 01:09:47,456 Who could it be? 1117 01:09:53,204 --> 01:09:55,104 - Jesus fucking hell! - We can't stop. 1118 01:09:55,173 --> 01:09:56,765 We got to get back to Sarajevo. 1119 01:09:56,841 --> 01:09:58,035 Yeah, no shit. 1120 01:09:58,109 --> 01:09:59,371 We got one problem. 1121 01:09:59,444 --> 01:10:01,139 That right turn I made back there? 1122 01:10:01,212 --> 01:10:02,907 We're not heading toward Sarajevo. 1123 01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:05,472 - We're heading toward Pale. - Oh, God damn it! 1124 01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:07,484 Why? What's Pale? 1125 01:10:07,552 --> 01:10:08,951 Just the worst place we possibly could go. 1126 01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:10,817 It's where the Fox lived during the war. 1127 01:10:10,889 --> 01:10:13,323 - It's just Serb country. - Fucking peachy. 1128 01:10:14,325 --> 01:10:16,816 - Fucking hell! - Jesus! 1129 01:10:16,895 --> 01:10:18,226 What's your fucking problem! 1130 01:10:18,296 --> 01:10:21,129 - Shit! - Okay, okay. 1131 01:10:21,199 --> 01:10:22,598 Fucking shit! 1132 01:10:23,835 --> 01:10:25,496 Speed up! Speed up! Speed up! 1133 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:37,410 Hold tight! Hold on! 1134 01:10:49,794 --> 01:10:53,628 How come every time I'm with you, Simon, I put my life in danger? 1135 01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:58,801 Because, my old friend, 1136 01:10:58,870 --> 01:11:03,398 putting your life in danger is actual living. 1137 01:11:03,475 --> 01:11:05,636 The rest is television. 1138 01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:08,372 You need me to remind you of that. 1139 01:11:18,256 --> 01:11:19,621 We got to be extra careful. 1140 01:11:19,691 --> 01:11:21,318 Don't talk to anyone in the hotel. 1141 01:11:21,392 --> 01:11:23,883 - Don't talk on a cell phone. - That won't be a problem. 1142 01:11:23,962 --> 01:11:25,896 Trust me, guys, trust me. 1143 01:11:25,964 --> 01:11:28,296 We have stepped into something here. 1144 01:11:28,366 --> 01:11:31,130 People are worried. People are watching. 1145 01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:35,364 Who the fuck is this guy? Who the fuck is that guy listening to us? 1146 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,566 Nobody's listening to us! 1147 01:11:36,641 --> 01:11:39,041 What, we got to be afraid of the hotel help now? 1148 01:11:40,378 --> 01:11:42,243 Trust nobody. 1149 01:11:46,584 --> 01:11:48,643 The only person I don't trust is you. 1150 01:11:58,830 --> 01:12:01,025 Are you sleeping in my room? 1151 01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:03,932 - Yes. - Well, you kids have fun. 1152 01:12:04,002 --> 01:12:05,401 Look, Simon. 1153 01:12:05,470 --> 01:12:09,497 I mean, I would be lying if I wasn't secretly hoping all this stuff is true. 1154 01:12:09,574 --> 01:12:12,668 But we're no closer to finding the Fox than anybody else. 1155 01:12:12,744 --> 01:12:14,712 I mean, Boris is a nut. 1156 01:12:14,779 --> 01:12:16,644 Mirjana's a con artist. 1157 01:12:16,714 --> 01:12:19,080 And that guy following us on the road is just some drunk 1158 01:12:19,150 --> 01:12:21,243 or your little midget friend wanting to wrestle. 1159 01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:25,355 You were saying? 1160 01:12:28,359 --> 01:12:30,054 We got to get outta here. 1161 01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:40,195 - Fucking don't move. - Okay, okay, okay! 1162 01:12:40,271 --> 01:12:42,671 You wanted to find Fox? 1163 01:12:42,740 --> 01:12:44,765 Well, now Fox want to find you. 1164 01:14:19,137 --> 01:14:21,731 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're saying, okay? 1165 01:14:21,806 --> 01:14:23,330 I'm sorry, I don't understand! I don't speak your language! 1166 01:14:25,476 --> 01:14:28,468 I don't know what you're saying! I don't know what you're saying! 1167 01:14:29,647 --> 01:14:31,672 Duck! Duck! I don't know what he's saying! 1168 01:14:31,749 --> 01:14:33,376 I don't know what he's saying! 1169 01:14:35,953 --> 01:14:37,420 No. No, no, no, no, no. 1170 01:14:37,488 --> 01:14:39,080 We are not CIA. 1171 01:14:44,562 --> 01:14:46,223 I'm sorry. I don't understand what you're saying. 1172 01:14:46,297 --> 01:14:47,855 We are not CIA! We are journalists! 1173 01:14:47,932 --> 01:14:49,991 No, we are journalists! 1174 01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:52,400 Duck! Duck, what is he saying? 1175 01:14:52,470 --> 01:14:54,870 I don't understand what you're saying! We are not CIA! 1176 01:14:54,939 --> 01:14:58,067 Don't! Stop it! Stop it! I don't know what you're saying! 1177 01:14:58,142 --> 01:15:00,269 Stop it! Stop it! 1178 01:15:48,059 --> 01:15:50,619 The truth emerges. 1179 01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:00,702 There's been a giant mix-up here. 1180 01:16:00,772 --> 01:16:02,501 What mix-up? 1181 01:16:02,573 --> 01:16:05,064 We know everything. 1182 01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:07,668 Especially when CIA is here. 1183 01:16:07,745 --> 01:16:09,007 No, we're not CIA. 1184 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,344 We're really not C... Fuck! 1185 01:16:20,558 --> 01:16:24,824 For weeks we've been hearing rumors that CIA is here. 1186 01:16:27,098 --> 01:16:30,625 The CIA is coming for me. 1187 01:16:30,701 --> 01:16:31,895 We hear everything. 1188 01:16:31,969 --> 01:16:34,529 We know everything. 1189 01:16:34,605 --> 01:16:36,402 This is the thing. We're not CIA. 1190 01:16:36,474 --> 01:16:38,533 We're just journalists. 1191 01:16:38,609 --> 01:16:39,871 Just journalists. We just came... 1192 01:16:39,944 --> 01:16:42,378 We were trying to get an interview with you. 1193 01:16:42,447 --> 01:16:45,382 But you tell others that you are CIA. 1194 01:16:45,450 --> 01:16:48,715 No! No, no, we didn't. We didn't say anything... 1195 01:16:48,786 --> 01:16:49,946 You said to Boris. 1196 01:16:52,790 --> 01:16:54,985 No. We didn't. We didn't say that. 1197 01:16:55,059 --> 01:16:57,027 He was just really confused. 1198 01:16:57,094 --> 01:16:59,460 We're really just journalists. 1199 01:16:59,530 --> 01:17:02,624 And we're not here to hurt you. 1200 01:17:11,409 --> 01:17:13,877 Srdjan. 1201 01:17:27,658 --> 01:17:28,682 No, no, no! 1202 01:17:29,827 --> 01:17:32,625 Oh, no, please don't do it! 1203 01:17:32,697 --> 01:17:34,688 You can't do it. 1204 01:17:34,765 --> 01:17:37,757 # You # 1205 01:17:37,835 --> 01:17:42,738 # You make me feel brand-new # 1206 01:17:42,807 --> 01:17:46,800 - Hello? - You got to be fucking kidding me. 1207 01:18:12,904 --> 01:18:13,928 Fox! 1208 01:18:14,005 --> 01:18:16,405 Fox went out the back! He's out the back! 1209 01:18:16,474 --> 01:18:18,032 Move in! 1210 01:18:18,109 --> 01:18:19,940 Guys, move it! 1211 01:18:45,403 --> 01:18:48,338 Extraction team 107, this is Firebase Lima. Stand by. 1212 01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,404 Look, this is a news event. 1213 01:18:57,481 --> 01:18:58,778 We are newsmen. 1214 01:18:58,849 --> 01:19:00,840 We want off the copter now. 1215 01:19:01,953 --> 01:19:05,445 - You ever heard of freedom of the press? - Not in Bosnia, sir, no. 1216 01:19:09,493 --> 01:19:11,461 All right. Jazzy, let's start this bird up. 1217 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,568 Wait. Where are we going, exactly? 1218 01:19:27,311 --> 01:19:29,677 Hey, excuse me. Did you catch him? 1219 01:19:31,682 --> 01:19:33,411 That's classified information. 1220 01:19:36,587 --> 01:19:37,918 Classified. 1221 01:19:37,989 --> 01:19:39,957 Correct. Classified. 1222 01:19:40,024 --> 01:19:41,753 So you're saying you didn't catch him? 1223 01:19:44,028 --> 01:19:46,292 He was right fucking there! 1224 01:19:46,364 --> 01:19:48,594 Just what are you insinuating? 1225 01:19:48,666 --> 01:19:50,827 I was an inch... an inch from this guy! 1226 01:19:50,901 --> 01:19:51,959 He was there! 1227 01:19:52,036 --> 01:19:54,800 We saved your life. That was our mission. 1228 01:19:54,872 --> 01:19:56,897 You cut it pretty close, don't you think? 1229 01:19:56,974 --> 01:20:00,910 We did our job. Now you guys got to get the hell out of this country. 1230 01:20:00,978 --> 01:20:05,005 No. No, I think there's a pretty good story to tell inside this country. 1231 01:20:05,082 --> 01:20:09,041 I was nose-to-nose with the most wanted fugitive in the world. 1232 01:20:12,757 --> 01:20:14,987 Let me tell you something, Mr. Cunt. 1233 01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:18,589 - Hunt. - Mr. Hunt. 1234 01:20:18,663 --> 01:20:21,257 You're lucky I haven't already arrested your sorry ass 1235 01:20:21,332 --> 01:20:24,768 and thrown you in a dark fucking hole with no fucking exits. 1236 01:20:24,835 --> 01:20:26,325 Arrested for what? 1237 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:29,202 Impersonating a CIA officer is a serious offense. 1238 01:20:29,273 --> 01:20:33,710 Jesus fuck. We never impersonated anyone. 1239 01:20:33,778 --> 01:20:38,772 Your friend Boris is on a plane for Uganda where he will now be stationed. 1240 01:20:38,849 --> 01:20:41,443 But before he was suddenly transferred to darkest Africa 1241 01:20:41,519 --> 01:20:43,214 to never be heard from again, 1242 01:20:43,287 --> 01:20:46,313 we confronted him about your little representation. 1243 01:20:49,226 --> 01:20:51,057 If I ever hear from you again, 1244 01:20:51,128 --> 01:20:55,064 the CIA will be on you like a cheap suit from the Men's Wearhouse. 1245 01:20:55,132 --> 01:20:57,692 You'll be arrested, jailed, 1246 01:20:57,768 --> 01:21:01,727 and sodomized by a big, dumb, large-cocked Serbian bastard 1247 01:21:01,806 --> 01:21:04,274 for the rest of your shitty little lives. 1248 01:21:04,341 --> 01:21:07,742 And if you don't care about that, if you like big Serbian cock, 1249 01:21:07,812 --> 01:21:10,007 and you still plan on reporting any of this, 1250 01:21:10,081 --> 01:21:12,641 then your friend Boris will find himself eaten 1251 01:21:12,717 --> 01:21:16,414 by a tiger or lion or a squirrel 1252 01:21:16,487 --> 01:21:19,979 or whatever fucking animal we can find in darkest Africa. 1253 01:21:20,057 --> 01:21:21,854 And you'll have to live with that. 1254 01:21:21,926 --> 01:21:24,759 I assume that I can quote you on the squirrel remark. 1255 01:21:27,865 --> 01:21:30,265 Look, Cunt. 1256 01:21:30,334 --> 01:21:33,633 The CIA has a bright side, the CIA has a dark side, 1257 01:21:33,704 --> 01:21:35,865 and then there's the gray side. 1258 01:21:35,940 --> 01:21:38,704 We do the things that people don't need to know about. 1259 01:21:38,776 --> 01:21:41,142 It's a part we deny even exists. 1260 01:21:41,212 --> 01:21:46,081 It's a part of the CIA that's been working for the last three weeks in Bosnia on the Fox. 1261 01:21:46,150 --> 01:21:48,744 And what have you been working on doing, letting him disappear? 1262 01:21:49,787 --> 01:21:51,687 Let me ask you a question. 1263 01:21:51,756 --> 01:21:55,214 Why do you think the CIA would want to let a war criminal go? 1264 01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:56,987 Let me ask you a question. 1265 01:21:57,061 --> 01:21:59,791 In five years, why has the CIA, 1266 01:21:59,864 --> 01:22:03,766 the Hague, the United Nations, and NATO 1267 01:22:03,834 --> 01:22:07,998 not been able to find a guy that we found in just two days 1268 01:22:08,072 --> 01:22:11,064 if you actually wanted to find him? 1269 01:22:21,218 --> 01:22:23,209 We're giving you a one-way ticket home. 1270 01:22:23,287 --> 01:22:24,754 I suggest you use it. 1271 01:22:24,822 --> 01:22:26,847 We're not saving your asses again. 1272 01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:31,894 From this moment on, the story's being written by others. 1273 01:22:58,956 --> 01:23:01,049 The Americans, yeah, they brokered the peace agreement, 1274 01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:04,288 but some would suggest they made a secret deal with the Fox, 1275 01:23:04,361 --> 01:23:08,058 that if he stepped down from power they would not arrest him for war crimes. 1276 01:23:24,748 --> 01:23:27,581 You ever flown in one of these puppies before? 1277 01:23:27,651 --> 01:23:30,211 You won't have feeling in your ass for a week. 1278 01:23:30,287 --> 01:23:33,586 - Great. - It's nice they packed for us. 1279 01:23:33,657 --> 01:23:35,557 So what are you going to do? 1280 01:23:35,626 --> 01:23:38,857 I don't know. Go to Greece with Duck. 1281 01:23:38,929 --> 01:23:41,022 Share some moussaka with him and his girlfriend. 1282 01:23:44,602 --> 01:23:46,331 Duck? 1283 01:23:48,005 --> 01:23:49,836 Duck? 1284 01:23:49,907 --> 01:23:51,534 What is it? 1285 01:23:56,347 --> 01:23:58,747 They sent Boris out of this country 1286 01:23:58,816 --> 01:24:02,946 because he was actually trying to catch the Fox. 1287 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:05,352 They're sending us away because we found him. 1288 01:24:05,422 --> 01:24:07,720 No, he found us. We're lucky we still have our heads. 1289 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:11,090 No, it's like no one in a position of power in this place 1290 01:24:11,161 --> 01:24:13,721 even wants to try and catch that bastard. 1291 01:24:13,797 --> 01:24:15,094 And that's just wrong. 1292 01:24:15,165 --> 01:24:17,656 Yeah. 1293 01:24:17,735 --> 01:24:18,997 What are you saying? 1294 01:24:20,604 --> 01:24:23,334 I'm saying we can't leave. 1295 01:24:30,547 --> 01:24:32,174 I think I just wet myself. 1296 01:24:46,664 --> 01:24:48,529 All right. 1297 01:24:48,599 --> 01:24:50,066 Yeah. 1298 01:24:50,134 --> 01:24:51,965 Yeah, let's go get this bastard. 1299 01:24:52,036 --> 01:24:56,200 Okay, gentlemen, load 'em up. We're ready to go. 1300 01:24:58,042 --> 01:24:59,600 Prepare plane for taxi. 1301 01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:02,669 All right, um, what's the plan? 1302 01:25:04,682 --> 01:25:05,706 Run. 1303 01:25:07,851 --> 01:25:09,648 Run? That's your plan? 1304 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:11,153 Yeah. Run. 1305 01:25:24,001 --> 01:25:25,491 As a kid I never dreamed 1306 01:25:25,569 --> 01:25:28,561 about being an action hero. 1307 01:25:28,639 --> 01:25:34,009 But, as Boris said, in dirty times, dirty deeds need to be done. 1308 01:25:36,213 --> 01:25:40,912 The rest of the story, I guess, is urban legend. 1309 01:25:40,985 --> 01:25:46,355 I'd tell you it was true, but you'd never believe me anyway. 1310 01:25:47,658 --> 01:25:52,391 Mirjana did find out where the Fox was hiding, 1311 01:25:52,463 --> 01:25:56,991 and that gave us the idea of how the three of us could catch him. 1312 01:25:57,067 --> 01:26:01,163 You see, you can't go hunting with ten bodyguards. 1313 01:26:01,238 --> 01:26:02,762 It's too noisy. 1314 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:05,468 It scares off the animals. 1315 01:26:43,814 --> 01:26:46,180 Doctor? 1316 01:27:58,455 --> 01:28:01,788 Where is the rest of your team? 1317 01:28:03,527 --> 01:28:05,961 There ain't no team, you motherfucker. 1318 01:28:06,029 --> 01:28:07,553 It's just us. 1319 01:28:12,603 --> 01:28:16,130 I get you $5 million. 1320 01:28:16,206 --> 01:28:19,141 United States currency. 1321 01:28:19,209 --> 01:28:22,838 Take it. It's yours. 1322 01:28:22,913 --> 01:28:26,314 We get $5 million just for turning you in. 1323 01:28:26,383 --> 01:28:29,580 You turn me in, and then what? 1324 01:28:29,653 --> 01:28:34,022 They are more afraid of me than I am of them. 1325 01:28:36,627 --> 01:28:40,393 You do not have the balls to kill me. 1326 01:28:40,464 --> 01:28:44,764 And you do not have the balls to take my money. 1327 01:28:44,835 --> 01:28:46,564 And you do not have the balls 1328 01:28:46,637 --> 01:28:48,969 to see what the international community 1329 01:28:49,039 --> 01:28:52,998 will do or not do to me. 1330 01:28:53,076 --> 01:28:56,102 You have nothing. 1331 01:28:58,315 --> 01:29:02,046 That's why we've got to change the rules. 1332 01:29:26,710 --> 01:29:31,647 If the power comes back on, it still doesn't mean you can leave. 1333 01:29:31,715 --> 01:29:33,615 I'm never leaving. 1334 01:29:33,684 --> 01:29:39,054 I'll have myself surgically attached to you. 1335 01:29:54,805 --> 01:29:56,636 This was Marda's town. 1336 01:29:56,707 --> 01:29:59,232 It's one of the few places Muslims came back to. 1337 01:30:02,779 --> 01:30:06,374 They'll know best what to do with him. 1338 01:31:26,963 --> 01:31:28,123 Let me borrow 50 bucks. 1339 01:31:28,198 --> 01:31:31,099 What? We just left $5 million tied to the side of the road. 1340 01:31:31,168 --> 01:31:32,692 You want to borrow 50 bucks? 1341 01:31:32,769 --> 01:31:34,703 Actually, make it a hundred. 1342 01:31:34,771 --> 01:31:36,204 You know, when all this hits, 1343 01:31:36,273 --> 01:31:39,367 it's going to be a shit-storm of international denial and cover-ups. 1344 01:31:39,443 --> 01:31:42,207 Maybe you could talk to your father, get me that gig to report it. 1345 01:31:42,279 --> 01:31:43,974 Then I can pay you back. 1346 01:31:44,047 --> 01:31:45,309 All right. 1347 01:31:51,355 --> 01:31:53,220 So what are you going to do? 1348 01:31:53,290 --> 01:31:55,087 You going to stay and cover it? 1349 01:31:55,158 --> 01:31:57,023 Are you? 1350 01:31:57,094 --> 01:32:00,291 I got the cushy gig in New York. 1351 01:32:00,364 --> 01:32:02,457 The girl in Greece. 1352 01:32:02,532 --> 01:32:03,863 The story... 1353 01:32:03,934 --> 01:32:07,768 The story's going to be right here. 1354 01:32:09,072 --> 01:32:12,599 Just play something decent on this, will you? 1355 01:32:12,676 --> 01:32:14,268 For once? 1356 01:32:15,746 --> 01:32:18,840 Simon, you're the only man I know who would borrow money 1357 01:32:18,915 --> 01:32:22,407 to repay a debt that you took to repay a debt. 1358 01:32:22,486 --> 01:32:25,922 And that's why you love me. 1359 01:32:27,991 --> 01:32:30,323 That's why I love you. 1360 01:32:52,048 --> 01:32:58,110 # I fought the law, and the law won #