1 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:51,144 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 2 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,374 What is with all the pushing behind me? 3 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:22,608 Here you go, girls. 4 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,580 It's Miley Stewart. We've got to get in there. 5 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,347 Our names are on the list. 6 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:31,824 Well, why didn't you say so? In your dreams, sweet cheeks. Next! 7 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:34,418 - No, no. They're on there. I promise. - We need two. 8 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,259 You are the only pop star I know who can't get into her own concert. 9 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:42,894 She was just here. I don't know where she went. 10 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,905 - Stop! - Go! 11 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,675 Somebody, stop those girls! 12 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:55,579 - Go faster! - I can't! This is a golf cart! 13 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,583 Stop! 14 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,586 Those girls shouldn't be here! They don't have a backstage pass! 15 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:04,021 - What are you doing? - Stop in the name of Security! 16 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,524 - Watch out! - I need backup! 17 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:09,085 Call for backup! Whoa! 18 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,120 - Yes! - Yes! Oh! 19 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,704 Stop! 20 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:28,544 - Please stop! - It's OK. It's OK. They're with me. 21 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,947 Come on. Go, go, go. 22 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,565 Hey. 23 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,171 Dad. 24 00:02:58,878 --> 00:02:59,902 What? 25 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:34,570 Showtime, baby doll. 26 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,009 - She's on the move. - All right, let's go. 27 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,383 Good luck! Don't mess up! 28 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,222 This way. Follow me. 29 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,196 - Come on. - She's coming right now. 30 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,564 All right, talent's on its way. 31 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,092 - Oh! - You do that every night. 32 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,730 - Love you, Daddy. - I'm loving you right back, darling. 33 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,402 Don't forget it's your turn to do the dishes tonight. 34 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,604 I did them last night. 35 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:09,103 Don't give me no lip. You're the one that wanted the best of both worlds. 36 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,648 - Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! - Watch your head. 37 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:19,188 Here we go, everybody! Whoo! 38 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,965 Oh, yeah. 39 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,523 Come on. 40 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,903 Cut! We'll fix that last bit in post. 41 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,966 That's a wrap, people. 42 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,910 - Hannah, as always, fabulous. - Thank you. 43 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,496 No. It's OK. I'm sorry. I just had to meet you. 44 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:41,022 I promised my girls I'd say hi to you for them. 45 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,557 - Hi. - Hi. 46 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,730 They even wrote out some questions, if you have a second. 47 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:50,038 Oh, my gosh, this is such a thrill. Do you mind? 48 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,738 - Not at all. - Don't even think about it. 49 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,339 - No, Vita. It's OK. - Nothing about this man is OK. 50 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,440 Hello, Oswald. 51 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,781 Hello, Vita. Looking lovely as ever. 52 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:03,311 Icky teeth, really? Isn't that beneath even you? 53 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:07,520 Oswald Granger, chief sleaze of Bon Chic magazine, 54 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,460 Britain's most notorious tabloid. 55 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:12,055 And we would love, with a capital "ove," 56 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,659 to do a cover feature on the global phenomenon that is Hannah Montana. 57 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:18,431 And by "feature" he means "career-ending expose. " 58 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,963 "Country girl living her dreams beloved by millions," that's all we got. 59 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,999 That's all you're gonna get. Now get out. 60 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,605 Can't blame a bloke for trying. 61 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:31,515 How could you even think we have something to hide? 62 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:34,213 - He didn't see anything, did he? - I don't think so. 63 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:35,720 Good. Hannah, honey, 64 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,154 you can't talk to anyone unless I'm at your side. 65 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:41,217 I'm your publicist. You need to concentrate on what you do best 66 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,592 which is singing your scrappy little heart out. 67 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,494 Let me worry about everything else, 68 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:49,592 like making sure your little secret stays a secret. 69 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,035 Sometimes I wish I could be Hannah all the time. 70 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,936 You and me both, kid. 71 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:57,409 Out of the way, you jackals. Step aside. Coming through. 72 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:00,037 That's right, don't touch the pop star. Move aside. 73 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:14,118 ...like making sure your little secret stays a secret. 74 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,391 Secret? What secret? Move your bum, you old cow. 75 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,792 Talk to me, Ozzie, and don't disappoint. 76 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:29,001 - Apparently there's a secret. - Good. Because the cover's ready. 77 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,236 I just need the story to go with it. 78 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:35,873 Find out that secret. She's the most popular teenager in the world. 79 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:39,078 So I suggest you go out and find me every juicy, 80 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:43,817 sordid detail of Hannah Montana's outrageous, glamorous life. 81 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:51,187 All right. Line it up, people. We're going to choose new teams. 82 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:55,030 Dead girl in the middle of the floor. Anybody? 83 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,534 Fabulous news: Beyonce has double pneumonia. 84 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,200 Has to drop out of the New York Music Awards. You're in! 85 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,799 That is great. Not for Beyonce. 86 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:06,107 I really should call. But, yes! I'm so excited! 87 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,204 What am I gonna sing? What am I gonna wear? 88 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,977 Great minds. The car and the box are already outside, 89 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,076 so Hannah has to do a major shop now. 90 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,519 Last chance. Come on. 91 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,683 Miley? Hello? What about my birthday party? 92 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,625 Minor Hannah emergency. I'll be there, I promise. 93 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,190 Wasn't that fun? 94 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,100 Yeah, but it feels weird having them give me stuff for free. 95 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:34,402 Please. Do you know what a well-placed photo of you shopping is worth? 96 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,237 You're a star, an icon. 97 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:39,608 You look at it, touch it, wear it, and the whole world has to have it. 98 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:42,773 They owe it to you, Hannah. Name it and it's yours. 99 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:45,375 - Really? - I have so much to teach you. 100 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,320 If she doesn't hurry, you're going to miss your plane. 101 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:56,261 Yeah, that's right, losers! I'm going to college! Tennessee Universi... 102 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,957 - University. - Where is that girl? 103 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:05,264 - I can't decide. - Decide? No deciding. Too stressful. 104 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,932 Take them all. We'll just add them to the pile. Girls. 105 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,771 Ooh. 106 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,334 Watches. I totally need a new watch. 107 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:14,369 Is that the time? I can't believe it. 108 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:18,179 We got to go. Eleven messages. Jackson. 109 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:21,209 Lilly's present. Lilly... would totally love those shoes. 110 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,586 - She will so love these. - I'm sorry. I saw these first. 111 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,821 Can you wrap these for me? 112 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,022 They're for my best friend. She's 16 today. 113 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,997 Funny, they're for my best friend, too. 114 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,294 My best friend is a six and a half. 115 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,665 Funny, my best friend's a six and a half, too. 116 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:40,229 Tyra Banks, that's our only pair. 117 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:43,935 - Not funny. Do you know who I am? - I know you know who I am. 118 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,000 - So? - So? 119 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,136 - So? - So? 120 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:50,308 - Give me that shoe. - Get away from me! 121 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:55,013 You know what? If you want it, jump for it. Jump for the shoe, Hannah. 122 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,521 Fine. Gimme! 123 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,587 Got it! 124 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,457 Yes! Yes! 125 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:13,862 Give me my shoe, lady! 126 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,512 She is so in trouble. 127 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,878 No, you didn't! Hannah Montana! 128 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:36,456 - Yes! - I appreciate you helping me up, 129 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:39,020 but I don't appreciate you not helping me with this. 130 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,506 Relax? Are you kidding me? Have you met my dad? 131 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,908 He is not gonna shake off me missing saying goodbye to Jackson. 132 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,571 Give us a smile. You look amazing. 133 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:54,943 Thank you. We got to go. 134 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,015 Hey! 135 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:04,887 And I didn't even get the shoes. I am the worst friend in the world. 136 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,592 It's him. 137 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,124 Oswald. Step on it! 138 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,329 I cannot get out of the car looking like Miley, 139 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,667 and I cannot show up at Lilly's party looking like Hannah. 140 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,247 Where are you headed? 141 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,730 Hi! Thank you. Thank you. 142 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,703 Hey, Lilly. What's up? 143 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:55,969 We've talked about this party since we were, like, 12. Where... 144 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,909 - Hi! How are you? Where are you? - I'm almost there. 145 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,037 She hung up on... 146 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,106 Where are you? Everybody's waiting... 147 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,015 - Sorry, wrong number! - Miley! 148 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:09,043 Two smoothies, please. Where's Miley? We haven't seen her. 149 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,352 Just spoke with her. She'll be here any second. 150 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,423 Rico, what's this hole at the top of the cake? 151 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,832 It's a high-pressure electro-pneumatic solenoid on it. 152 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:27,328 It's 150 pounds per square inch with a brass safety-check valve. 153 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:31,605 Then I just hit this button and bam! Sparklers go off, 154 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,239 and a "happy birthday, Lilly" banner shoots out the top of the cake. 155 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,114 Once again... Rico is a genius. 156 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:54,255 Hold it! This is a private event. Guests only! What did I tell you? Stop! 157 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,733 - Smile. - No pictures. 158 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:03,731 That's what I call a Lilly... Wow. 159 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,573 It's Hannah Montana! 160 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,705 Is that Hannah Montana? 161 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,392 Guys, I'm only here... Wait! 162 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,465 Happy birthday to... I want to say happy birthday to my number one fan, Lilly. 163 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,596 She's over that way. She's over that way. 164 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,709 Happy birthday, Lilly. Happy birthday. 165 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,271 I'm sorry. I had no choice. I'll make it up to you, I promise. 166 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:47,217 You will never, ever, ever make it up to me. 167 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:51,313 I'm sorry. 168 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:57,386 Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing. 169 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:08,201 Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy. 170 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,868 Uh, you guys know the words to Let's Get Crazy? 171 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,250 All right, then, here we go! 172 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,918 You ready? Here we go. 173 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:35,296 # Life is just a party so come as you are 174 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:39,361 # Dress it up or dress it down Don't forget your guitar, yeah 175 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,966 # Just be courageous 'Cause style's contagious 176 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:46,171 # Everyone can rock out like a superstar 177 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:50,079 # Let's get crazy Get up and dance 178 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,881 # Take a swing, do your thing It's worth taking a chance 179 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,910 # Let's get crazy 180 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,855 # Yeah, just kick up your heels 181 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,858 # Don't miss out Time to shout 182 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:04,124 # Always keeping it real Let's get crazy 183 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,256 # Crazy 184 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,231 Lilly! Lilly, we got cake! 185 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,436 Hold up. Wait. Birthday Girl, I have some questions. 186 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,139 Is it true Hannah's really 43 years old? She lip syncs? Grew up in Nashville? 187 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:24,115 More like a cornfield in some place called Crowley Corners. 188 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,174 Really? How do you spell "Crowley"? 189 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:29,244 It's Lilly Truscott, everybody! Happy birthday. 190 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,778 We got cake over there. 191 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,390 Just like it sounds. 192 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,786 - Lilly! - Oliver? Quick! 193 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,889 Light the cake. We're gonna stop Lilly from leaving. 194 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,867 Cake? No, I'm not ready yet! 195 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,266 Come on! We have cake! 196 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,074 Eww! 197 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,215 Sorry. 198 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,354 Lilly, please pick up. 199 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,588 - Did you see this? - Yeah, I know. It's everywhere. 200 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,192 Isn't it... horrible. Bad Hannah. 201 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,362 She and I need to have a little conversation. 202 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,737 Now? But she's getting ready to go to New York. 203 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,402 Didn't she tell you? There's an amazing opportunity. 204 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:27,901 Yeah, I know about New York. I got CCed in an e-mail. Not happening. 205 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:31,143 She and I are flying to Tennessee for her Grandma Ruby's birthday. 206 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,242 Didn't she tell you? 207 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:37,415 A shoe fight! You got into a stinking shoe fight? 208 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,788 In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first. 209 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:45,024 This is absolutely, T-totally, without a doubt unacceptable. 210 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,931 Which pretty much describes all of your behavior lately. 211 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:51,333 Standing up your brother? Humiliating Lilly at her own party? 212 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,430 I know. I screwed up. I'm sorry, but I can't talk about this now. 213 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,441 I got to go to New York. It's the music awards. 214 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,739 Your grandmother's birthday doesn't matter? 215 00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,802 This is totally different and you know it. 216 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,110 Now, Robby. Mr. Ray. 217 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,743 Father Montana, Hannah not going to New York is really not an option. 218 00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:10,380 - Her name is Miley. - Miley'll be back before she leaves. 219 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,255 She's a superstar. I can get her a private jet if she wants. 220 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,886 Yes! I've always wanted one of those. 221 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,327 For gosh sakes. 222 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,793 Fine. You win. 223 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,236 But you heard our superstar. She needs a jet. 224 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,102 - Really? - I like your thinking. 225 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,767 It will take some time to arrange, 226 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,538 but I'll go ahead to New York and set up the meet and greet. 227 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:47,084 Ooh. Next time, you might want to demand a jet with a bigger bathroom. 228 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,219 Why in the heck you getting all Hannahed up? 229 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,422 The Hannah steps off the plane photo op. 230 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,990 The balloons, the limos, the screaming fans. 231 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:58,469 Like Vita says, "It's all about the publicity. " 232 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:02,406 Yeah. That Vita's just full of good advice. 233 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,072 Absolutely full of it. 234 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,478 Hello, New York! 235 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,890 Looks like your limo's here. 236 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,265 Ain't she a beaut? 237 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,895 Yee doggies. Tennessee. 238 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,242 Dad, come on. 239 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,974 Yeah, maybe I should've remembered Grandma's birthday. 240 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,744 - I did. - Jackson, not now. 241 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:48,344 Dad! Please, Hannah Montana needs to be walking down the red carpet 242 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,321 in New York in less than three hours. 243 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,518 Miley, all you ever wanted to do was sing. 244 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,255 Hannah let you do that and still have a normal life. 245 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,058 That was the dream, remember? 246 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,627 That's why we created her in the first place. 247 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,898 I don't know what she's about anymore. 248 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,031 - What are you saying? - I think we might be done. 249 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:14,507 - You can't take Hannah away from me. - Really? Because that's what I'm doing. 250 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,674 No! Stop the truck. I'm not doing this. I want to go home. 251 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,444 Stop the truck! 252 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:41,263 You are home. Look around you. 253 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,898 Hannah means everything to me. 254 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,000 That right there might be the problem. 255 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,407 You're saying I can never be Hannah again? 256 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,078 Ask me again in two weeks. 257 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,485 Right now let's see if a country girl still exists. 258 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,820 - Two weeks? - Think of it as a Hannah detox. 259 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,951 Take that wig off and get back in the truck. 260 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:06,795 No. I'm not getting back in the truck. No way. 261 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,299 I'm not getting back in the truck, Dad. 262 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:21,039 I'm going to New York whether you like it or not, and I'm not... Whoa! 263 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,077 Give that back, you mangy little... 264 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,984 Look at that. Girl don't even recognize her own horse. 265 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,817 Now that truly is sad. 266 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,219 Blue Jeans? 267 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,962 Meet us at the house. Just about a mile up the road. 268 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,438 Don't forget your suitcase. 269 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,080 In my defense, you do look different. 270 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,715 Did you do something to your tail? 271 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:35,848 Good boy. All right, now. Help me out. 272 00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:38,687 Hold still. 273 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,988 Blue Jeans! 274 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,288 Blue Jeans! 275 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,238 Ya! 276 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,679 Hi. You all right? 277 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:45,956 Blue Jeans doesn't really take well to strangers. 278 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:49,290 Especially not dirty, sparkly ones. 279 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,323 I know. He's my horse. 280 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:57,763 Miley? 281 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,370 It's me. Travis? 282 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:05,399 Travis Brody? We were in the first grade together. 283 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,708 Me and you went to your Uncle Earl's farm and swam 284 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:10,806 - and got poison oak all over our... - I remember you, OK? 285 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,377 I also remember you hanging me headfirst down a well. 286 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:17,547 Yeah. I guess I had a pretty big crush on you back then. 287 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:19,648 But don't worry about it. 288 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,361 I'm over it. 289 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:26,658 Good to know. 290 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,663 Don't come around too often anymore, do you? 291 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,466 Often enough. 292 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:36,440 Only a couple times since your ma died that I've heard about. 293 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,000 So how long are you staying? 294 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,341 - Two weeks. - Ha! 295 00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:43,370 - Good luck with that. - What's that supposed to mean? 296 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,009 Considering what you're wearing 297 00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:48,645 and the fact that you couldn't get back on your horse, 298 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:50,655 I'm guessing you went California on us. 299 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:54,750 I have not. You don't know anything about me or California. 300 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,654 Let me guess, celebrities are just regular folk like you and me. 301 00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:01,427 - Some are. - Oh. Uh-huh. 302 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,593 You, uh... you actually know any? 303 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:05,767 I know Hannah Montana. 304 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:08,737 Hannah Montana? Really? 305 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:11,909 Yeah. I... 306 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,571 I practically saved her life surfing the other day. 307 00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:19,107 She owes me big time. We're like... We're like best friends. 308 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:23,619 Huh. Best friends. 309 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:30,152 They're all waiting for you inside. I'll take Blue Jeans, put him away. 310 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,722 - You don't have to do that. - It's kind of my job. 311 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:37,401 I've been working for your grandma for the summer. 312 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:38,925 Ooh. 313 00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:44,599 This is usually about the time someone would say "thank you. " 314 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:47,578 - I was getting there. - No need. 315 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:52,044 See you round, Smiley Miley. 316 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,484 Remember? That's what he used to call you. Smiley Miley. 317 00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,779 I remember. 318 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,826 I got my Miley back! 319 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,767 Come on, Miley, take the next verse. 320 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:48,796 Come on. 321 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,143 Get your dog back and your house back... 322 00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:02,482 I want my life back, Dad. 323 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:09,259 Sorry. Sorry, everybody. Hey. 324 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,693 Happy birthday, Grandma. 325 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:15,632 Well, I just blew out my candles, and I already got my birthday wish. 326 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,431 Come here, sweet thing. Ohhh. 327 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,997 I have missed you more than you can imagine. 328 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,167 And thank you. 329 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:28,873 Thank you so much for this. I just love it. 330 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:31,040 There's only one King, 331 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:35,815 and I have been saving him a place of honor. 332 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:39,815 How long have you been planning this? 333 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:43,521 Must have taken you forever to find it. 334 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:46,029 Apparently, I've thought of nothing else for weeks. 335 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,531 Hurt your grandma's feelings 336 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:50,056 and a chewed-up wig'll be the least of your worries. 337 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:53,298 Hey, Uncle Chuck. Listen, it's time for cake. 338 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:56,034 I'll collect the supper plates, you pass out the forks. 339 00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:58,042 Give you a chance to say hi to a few folks. 340 00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:04,246 - You remember Cousin Derrick. - What's with the rat? 341 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:07,274 Ferret. Harlow. 342 00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:08,751 - Good to be home. - Yeah. 343 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,617 Got any plates for me? 344 00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:17,719 Do me a favor. Introduce yourself to Lorelai over there. 345 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:21,220 She's new and a little shy. 346 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,700 You ain't up to your matchmaking again, are you? 347 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:27,068 - Me? Never. - That's right. 348 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:30,199 Then I reckon it would be a shame for anybody to feel left out. 349 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:34,143 - Uh-huh. - Excuse me. Got anything for me? 350 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:37,745 I don't know. Are you sure you can handle it? 351 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,545 You'd be amazed at what I can handle. 352 00:28:40,318 --> 00:28:42,650 I don't believe we've met. I'm Robby Ray. 353 00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:44,245 - Oh! - Ha! 354 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:45,586 Told you you'd be amazed. 355 00:28:45,623 --> 00:28:47,022 Yahh! 356 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:57,494 I got it. It's not that bad, ladies and gentlemen. 357 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,830 Oh, Lord! 358 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:13,143 - Howdy! - Oh, no. 359 00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:16,779 Oh! 360 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:23,393 Whee doggies! Great news, everybody. 361 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:25,819 Elvis is alive and well. 362 00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:20,747 I keep thinking I should change the wallpaper, 363 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:24,619 but your mom picked this out when she was about your age. 364 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,618 I like it. 365 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,151 You used to like a lot of things about coming to see me. 366 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,360 - Grandma... - It's OK. 367 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,061 I know it's not personal. 368 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:44,232 - I just miss my Miley. - Why does everyone keep saying that? 369 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:46,869 Maybe you should be asking yourself that question. 370 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:51,907 Caterpillar in a tree How you wonder who you'll be 371 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:56,186 Can't go far But you can always dream 372 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,750 Your daddy used to say that to you every night. 373 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,190 Not so much anymore. 374 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,007 Miley! Rise and shine! 375 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:38,954 Commence Operation Save Hannah Montana. 376 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,619 Morning! Sleep well? I've been up for hours. 377 00:32:41,659 --> 00:32:44,127 How about I go feed the chickens and grab some eggs? 378 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:48,622 Like I always say, ain't nothin' better than farm-fresh eggs for breakfast! 379 00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,363 Who in the Sam Heck was that? 380 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:02,941 Here, chick-chick-chick-chick. 381 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,180 Get away from... 382 00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:13,914 Ahh! 383 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,288 How long you think before she figures out to put down the bucket? 384 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:23,057 Oh, I'm gonna... 385 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:11,204 All right. Here we go, one farm-fresh egg. 386 00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:13,740 - Y'all couldn't wait? - Darling, we waited, 387 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:16,185 but eventually we had to get on with the rest of our lives. 388 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:19,849 Get yourself cleaned up, honeybee. I'm taking you to the farmers' market. 389 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,919 Yay. 390 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:27,797 Oh, Robby Ray, my gutters need fixing. 391 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,858 And my truck is making a noise you just don't want to hear. 392 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,267 I'm on it. 393 00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:34,533 If you need any help, talk to the foreman. 394 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,563 Might be down by the vegetable patch. 395 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:38,040 Gotcha. 396 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,102 But don't go squashing my squashes. They're prizewinners. 397 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,180 Looks like you beat me to it. 398 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,414 Lorelai? 399 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:55,324 Uh, Ruby didn't... You're the foreman? 400 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:59,625 - That would be me. - So that means you're living here, too? 401 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:01,859 You're good at this. 402 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,132 That's me, right over there. 403 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,999 I was looking for a fresh start, and I guess Ruby thought 404 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:11,668 that both me and the farm could use some looking after, so... 405 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:14,507 She does like putting things together, that's for sure. 406 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,908 Lorelai. The foreman. 407 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,285 I'll be dang. 408 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:28,588 All right, you guys. 409 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,094 I'd like to introduce you all to Tammy Wynette. 410 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,860 She is the fastest two-legged animal in the world. 411 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:38,562 She can't fly, she can't swim, but she sure can... 412 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,566 ...bite. Be careful. 413 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:46,904 We talked about this. Unless you want to see ostrich burgers 414 00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:48,434 on the menu at the snack bar... 415 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,277 I'll take it from here. Go feed Miss Pearl. 416 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,646 No, I hate Miss Pearl. 417 00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:57,450 All right, kids. Who wants to see a real live... 418 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,952 ...alligator? 419 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,051 Let go! 420 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:18,933 Help! 421 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:24,242 Ah! 422 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:33,049 What's with the giant udder? 423 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:35,524 That is something you don't see in Beverly Hills. 424 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,154 Old Man Crowley died and left the town the meadows, 425 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,061 pretty much everything you can see. 426 00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:42,361 But we don't exactly have enough for the taxes, 427 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,062 so I've been helping organize a fundraiser or two. 428 00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:48,401 It's just awful. Developers circling like vultures. 429 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,438 Talking about putting up apartment buildings. Shopping malls. 430 00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:54,444 A mall? Really? 431 00:36:57,148 --> 00:37:00,879 If they have their way, there won't be any open land left. 432 00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:03,546 Hey, Ruby. How'd you like one of those, young lady? 433 00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:05,886 - Thank you. - Come on, Miley. 434 00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:08,448 - Would there be a Bloomie's? - We've got work to do. 435 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:09,982 Sorry. 436 00:37:11,295 --> 00:37:13,388 - You're looking at the future. - Thank you. 437 00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:14,557 Uh-huh. 438 00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:17,525 Oh. 439 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:20,264 I swear, everything about that man irks me. 440 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,272 - Morning, Miss Ruby. - Morning. 441 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:24,137 See you got your granddaughter with you. 442 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,870 - Yeah, sure do. - Ain't she grown some. 443 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,402 Amazing what a little food and water will do. 444 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,508 Nice chatting. 445 00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:36,486 When we finish, maybe you and I can do a little shopping. 446 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,545 In there? No, thanks. I'm good. 447 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:42,548 Look, missy. You may be Hannah Montana back home, 448 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:45,824 but here we're britches and boots. And... 449 00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:49,560 ...if that ain't good enough for you, maybe you should just pack up and git. 450 00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:55,831 You might be fooling your daddy, but you sure as heck ain't fooling me. 451 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,504 Now, I'm sorry for fussing at you, 452 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:03,240 but... I just think you should consider yourself lucky that, 453 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:06,546 for the time being, you have a place like this to call home. 454 00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:08,678 I do. 455 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,219 And I'm sorry. 456 00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:15,749 I know you are. 457 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,158 Come on! 458 00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:23,466 - Right here? - Yeah. 459 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:28,097 Now... slice up this watermelon for samples. 460 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,300 You're looking at the future of Crowley Meadows. 461 00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:33,037 I'm going to take this mood of mine and put it to good use. 462 00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:37,438 Free samples! Here you go, girls. 463 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:40,541 Ruby, you can have as many fundraisers as you want, 464 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:42,142 but you are not going to stop progress. 465 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:45,314 Turning Mills Pond into a landfill is not what I call progress. 466 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,015 Well, obviously... 467 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,192 I'll be right back. 468 00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:58,826 - Morning. - Morning. 469 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:01,929 Um, do you know this girl? 470 00:39:01,972 --> 00:39:05,066 Sure, Hannah Montana. I don't live under a rock. 471 00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:07,134 No, obviously not. No, no. 472 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,840 - You wanna try something? - A bit of that. 473 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,370 OK. 474 00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:14,348 That's very nice. That's delicious. 475 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,547 - Uh, I'll be right back. - Maybe she used a different name. 476 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:23,583 - I don't think so. - Somebody must know where she lives. 477 00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:26,357 - No. I got to go. - OK. Thank you! 478 00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:20,080 - Miley, help me get this... - Get up. 479 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:26,083 Help him up now. Let's get him out of here. 480 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:32,028 Help me with this poor man. Are you OK? 481 00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:35,759 - I'm terribly, terribly sorry. - Honey, you are so forgiven. 482 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,233 You're too kind. No, really. 483 00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:43,035 You're about the same age. You know this Hannah Montana? 484 00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:46,736 Hannah Montana! Who don't know Hannah Montana? She's famous. 485 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:48,802 She's telling everyone she's from this little patch of nowhere, 486 00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:50,177 but no one's ever seen her. 487 00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:52,478 I seen her, saw her, know her, knew her. 488 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:55,314 - You're the first one. - I know all the Montanas-es. 489 00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:57,616 Do you know where I could find them? 490 00:40:57,655 --> 00:41:01,318 Sure. You go about five miles south of town, turn right at the first crick. 491 00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:03,121 - Left at the second crook. - There you are. 492 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,525 - There you are. - Oh. 493 00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:07,861 - So thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. Sure. 494 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:09,490 - Take care. - Yeah. Thank you. 495 00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:14,270 Hello? 496 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,177 Hello, anybody home? 497 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:55,412 - What? - A better question would be "where?" 498 00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:59,348 As in "where's my story?" 499 00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:01,476 Sorry, love. Two seconds. 500 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:05,853 - Hello? - Daddy, where are you? You didn't call. 501 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:10,327 Sorry, darlings. Daddy's working. I'll call you back in two seconds. 502 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,660 Hurry. It's nearly lights out. 503 00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:17,793 Sorry, Lucinda. Don't worry. I guarantee this Hannah Montana story is... 504 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:19,302 Hannah Montana! 505 00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:22,237 I can't believe it! Dad! I'm glad we called you. 506 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,605 I don't believe this! Have you met her yet? 507 00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:28,942 Not now, girls! 508 00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:32,073 - Please get us her autograph! - I'm going to faint! 509 00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,380 Who's that? What's all that screaming? 510 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:38,354 - Darlings, I'll call you back. - Daddy, Daddy, make sure you do! 511 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:43,048 - Sorry. You were saying? - Ozzie, I want the dirt! 512 00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:45,158 Trust me, I'm all over it. 513 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:47,390 Oh. 514 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:02,303 Oh, I messed up. Um... 515 00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:10,547 Oh... 516 00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:28,960 Um, I'm sorry. Don't stop. I'm going. 517 00:43:29,006 --> 00:43:31,304 Don't worry about it. I was goofing off. 518 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,776 I think it's great you're still doing that singing thing. 519 00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:35,676 Singing thing? What singing thing? 520 00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:38,477 Come on. Everyone knows that's all you ever wanted to do. 521 00:43:38,515 --> 00:43:41,848 And... you actually got a nice voice. 522 00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:45,778 Thanks. I've heard that. 523 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,086 What did you think of the song? I wrote it. 524 00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:56,563 - Song? - Yeah, that thing I was just singing? 525 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,999 Did I mention I wrote it? 526 00:43:58,535 --> 00:44:01,868 And it seems like you got most of the notes right. So way to go, Miley. 527 00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:06,900 "Most"? 528 00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:15,109 - So why didn't you like it? - Jeez, I didn't say I didn't like it. 529 00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:17,177 You sure didn't say you did. 530 00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:20,213 - It's not bad. It just wasn't... - Good. 531 00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:22,020 About anything. 532 00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:24,926 Doesn't tell me anything about who you are or what you feel. 533 00:44:24,962 --> 00:44:27,590 - You know what I'm feeling now? - I've got an idea. 534 00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:29,826 And sorry, but you asked. 535 00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:33,301 Why are you bothering with this anyway? 536 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:37,398 Starting up an egg business. Me and Ruby struck a deal. 537 00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:39,534 I rebuild the coop, I get to sell the eggs. 538 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:40,804 It's a lot of rebuilding. 539 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:44,405 Hey, you got to start somewhere, right? 540 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,381 Life's a climb, but the view is great. 541 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:55,422 That's all you want to do, is sell eggs in Crowley Corners? 542 00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:57,927 - Where else am I going to? - That's not what I meant. 543 00:44:57,961 --> 00:45:00,589 I know what you meant. You don't get this place, do you? 544 00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:02,121 Ow. Ow. 545 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:05,067 - Come on. Saddle up. - Where are we going? 546 00:45:05,102 --> 00:45:08,162 To show you... what you're missing. 547 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,232 Ow. 548 00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:41,961 - You're next! - No way! No! 549 00:45:44,341 --> 00:45:45,706 Whoa, whoa! Whoo! Whoo! 550 00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:51,870 Yes! We got it! 551 00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,966 Ha! 552 00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:57,705 It's cold! 553 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:09,588 We should get going. We don't want to be late for the fundraiser. 554 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:58,997 Whoo-hoo! Good job, Daddy! 555 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:03,308 Robby Ray Stewart, everybody. Good to have you back, sir. 556 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:10,250 - You were so great up there. - Thank you, honey. 557 00:48:15,158 --> 00:48:17,285 What is the matter with him? He's dated before. 558 00:48:17,327 --> 00:48:19,557 Maybe it's starting to mean something again. 559 00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:24,862 We're going to slow it down for this next song, if that's all right. 560 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:33,706 - What? - She likes you. You like her. 561 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,212 Why do you have to make everything so complicated? 562 00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:38,271 Miley, you just wouldn't unders... 563 00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:43,016 - How do you know she likes me? - Because she'd be crazy if she didn't. 564 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,816 You got a good point there. 565 00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:48,848 I saw Lorelai go out back. Maybe you can go help her with the empties. 566 00:48:50,527 --> 00:48:52,085 I could try. 567 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:12,109 Miley? Would you like to dance? 568 00:49:18,021 --> 00:49:19,852 Sorry about that back there. 569 00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:23,758 This trip was always supposed to be about Miley. Not really about me. 570 00:49:25,195 --> 00:49:27,186 Ever think the two might be related? 571 00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:32,167 You're right. Our family's closer than most, more... 572 00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:35,603 Secretive? I've noticed. 573 00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:38,372 So how's she doing? 574 00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:41,004 I have a feeling she... 575 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:44,943 We are gonna be just fine. 576 00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:38,693 Ah! 577 00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:43,437 Thank you. 578 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,743 Miley, it's open mike night. You should give it a try. 579 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:51,407 No. Wait. It's good. I mean, my dad... 580 00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:54,349 - Come on. It's all about having fun. - No. No. 581 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:58,081 - Travis! - Looks like we got ourselves a taker. 582 00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:07,427 All right, um... 583 00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:12,299 If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna add a little hip-hop to this hoedown. 584 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:15,566 Yeah! 585 00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:18,870 All right, banjo, I'm gonna need you to come on up here. 586 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,810 And where are my girls at? Come on up. 587 00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:27,546 All right. Here we go. 588 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,779 Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. 589 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,050 Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. 590 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,114 Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. 591 00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:36,819 Boom boom clap. # Whoa, oh, oh 592 00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:38,088 Here we go! 593 00:51:38,128 --> 00:51:40,688 Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. 594 00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:43,427 # Whoa, oh, oh 595 00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:47,160 # Whoa, oh, oh 596 00:51:47,204 --> 00:51:48,728 # One, two, three 597 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,740 # Everybody, come on off your seats 598 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:55,268 # I'm gonna tell you about a beat that's gonna make you move your feet 599 00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:59,874 # I'll give the barbecue show and tell you how to move 600 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:04,910 # If you're five or 82 this is something you can do 601 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:09,016 # Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it countrify then hip-hop it 602 00:52:09,059 --> 00:52:11,357 # Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side 603 00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:13,658 # Jump to the left, stick it, glide 604 00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:22,569 You got it. Come on. OK, one more time. 605 00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:26,702 # Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it countrify then hip-hop it 606 00:52:26,743 --> 00:52:29,075 # Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side 607 00:52:29,112 --> 00:52:31,808 # Jump to the left, stick it, glide 608 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:35,511 # Zigzag across the floor shuffle in diagonal 609 00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:37,816 # When the drum hits, hands on your hips 610 00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:42,257 # One-footed 180 twist and then a zigzag, step, slide 611 00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:44,590 # Lean it left, clap three times 612 00:52:44,628 --> 00:52:48,758 # Shake it out head to toe, throw it all together, that's how we roll 613 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:51,062 - # Do the hoedown - # Hoedown 614 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:53,399 - # Do the hoedown - # Throwdown 615 00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:55,563 - # Do the hoedown - # Hoedown 616 00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:57,698 # Throw it all together That's how we roll 617 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:04,507 Come on. Here we go. 618 00:53:04,548 --> 00:53:08,040 # Zigzag across the floor shuffle in diagonal 619 00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:10,518 # When the drum hits, hands on your hips 620 00:53:10,554 --> 00:53:15,014 # One-footed 180 twist and then a zigzag, step, slide 621 00:53:15,058 --> 00:53:17,356 # Lean it left, clap three times 622 00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:21,797 # Shake it out head to toe, throw it all together, that's how we roll 623 00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,856 - # Do the hoedown - # Throwdown 624 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:26,425 - # Do the hoedown - # Throwdown 625 00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:28,699 - # Do the hoedown - # Throwdown 626 00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:31,502 # Throw it all together That's how we roll 627 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:33,702 # A- boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap 628 00:53:33,743 --> 00:53:35,335 Come on. Here we go. 629 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:39,576 # Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it countrify then hip-hop it 630 00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:41,846 # Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side 631 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,353 # Jump to the left, stick it, glide 632 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:48,380 # Zigzag across the floor shuffle in diagonal 633 00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:50,586 # When the drum hits, hands on your hips 634 00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:52,561 # One-footed 180 twist 635 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:57,431 # And then a zigzag step, slide lean it left, clap three times 636 00:53:57,467 --> 00:53:59,594 # Shake it out head to toe 637 00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:01,627 # Throw it all together That's how we roll 638 00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:03,536 - # Do the hoedown - # Throwdown 639 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:06,041 - # Do the hoedown - # Throwdown 640 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,169 - # Do the hoedown - # Throwdown 641 00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:10,236 # Throw it all together That's how we roll # 642 00:54:17,821 --> 00:54:19,789 Our very own Miley Stewart, people. 643 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:31,024 You got a lot of nerve coming in here. 644 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:36,868 I'm sorry. I thought this was a community event. 645 00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:40,603 Community. You wouldn't even know what that word means. 646 00:54:40,644 --> 00:54:44,102 Well, I know that your idea of it is a thing of the past. 647 00:54:45,849 --> 00:54:48,283 How much y'all raise tonight? 648 00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:49,785 A thousand dollars? 649 00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:53,085 Two thousand dollars? 650 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,785 Whatever it is, I'll double it. 651 00:54:55,825 --> 00:54:57,622 We don't want your money. 652 00:54:57,661 --> 00:54:59,526 At the end of the day it ain't gonna matter. 653 00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:01,996 You can have a hundred of these, you ain't gonna raise the money 654 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:03,522 it's gonna take to save the Meadows, 655 00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:06,194 not unless The Beatles show up for a benefit concert. 656 00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:10,104 Oh, wait. Small problem. 657 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,608 The sooner y'all accept the inevitable, the sooner we... 658 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,337 Miley knows Hannah Montana. 659 00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:20,177 - Who's that? - She saved her life surfing. 660 00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:24,516 They're best friends. She could help us out, right? 661 00:55:24,554 --> 00:55:27,387 Throw a concert. That would raise a ton of money. 662 00:55:27,424 --> 00:55:30,621 Yeah! Yeah! Do it. Yeah. Call her. 663 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:32,685 - Yeah. - Uh... 664 00:55:32,729 --> 00:55:37,689 I guess I could give her a call. 665 00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:40,703 Hannah Montana knows Miley? 666 00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:02,148 Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana! I love you, Hannah! 667 00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:19,206 Oh, my gosh. She's here. I didn't think she'd actually come. 668 00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:23,303 Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Give me a hug. Thank you. 669 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:29,174 So rustic. 670 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,517 - I love it, Miley. - Thanks. 671 00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:35,081 This whole "pop star saves hometown" angle is genius. 672 00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:38,425 Not so genius that I forgive you for ditching me in New York 673 00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:41,362 and almost costing me my job, but genius nevertheless. 674 00:56:45,668 --> 00:56:48,694 So you must be Granny. 675 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:53,301 Adorable. Oh, look at this place. 676 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:56,779 It's just so, um... And, uh... 677 00:56:56,813 --> 00:57:00,840 - It always smell like this? - Pretty much. 678 00:57:02,051 --> 00:57:03,075 Excuse me. 679 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,817 I am so sorry. You are the best friend I have ever had. 680 00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:08,881 When I thought you weren't gonna talk to me, 681 00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:11,985 - that I might lose you forever... - Couldn't lose me if you wanted to. 682 00:57:12,028 --> 00:57:13,757 Good, because I don't want to. 683 00:57:14,831 --> 00:57:18,460 And... sorry about talking to that reporter guy. 684 00:57:18,501 --> 00:57:22,904 What? Lilly, you're the one that talked to the reporter? How could you? 685 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:25,271 I thought this was one of those "you're sorry, I'm sorry" moments. 686 00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:28,436 It is, and I am. And I swear Hannah'll never come between us again. 687 00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:29,502 OK. 688 00:57:29,546 --> 00:57:32,014 - Miley? - Yeah? 689 00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:34,608 Could I come in and talk to you and Hannah? 690 00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:36,482 - You be Hannah. - No, you're Hannah. 691 00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:39,511 - I can't. No, you be Hannah. Stop it. - Miley? 692 00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:40,955 It's kind of important. 693 00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,014 - No. - Back. 694 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,821 Stop doing this. 695 00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:46,351 Stop! 696 00:57:46,396 --> 00:57:48,728 Come in. 697 00:57:54,904 --> 00:57:56,531 I'm so sorry. I didn't realize... 698 00:57:56,573 --> 00:57:59,133 No worries. This is just a little de-stressing. 699 00:57:59,175 --> 00:58:00,802 It helps with Hannah's jet lag. 700 00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:03,506 Jet lag? But California's only two hours... 701 00:58:03,546 --> 00:58:07,004 Yes. But Hannah only flies west to east, 702 00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:10,884 so... she gains time. She sometimes has to go 703 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,787 the long way around. She's actually getting younger. 704 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:16,621 - Did you want something? - Uh, yeah. 705 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:18,058 Hi, Hannah. 706 00:58:18,094 --> 00:58:23,122 I'm Lorelai. And we are just all so grateful that you're here. 707 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,566 Oh, well... 708 00:58:26,236 --> 00:58:28,363 Foot massage. 709 00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,668 Very L.A. 710 00:58:30,707 --> 00:58:33,574 - Miley, you up there? - He doesn't know. 711 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:37,775 That Hannah's here. He is going to be so excited. 712 00:58:37,814 --> 00:58:40,180 - Let me tell him. - I'll take over. 713 00:58:40,216 --> 00:58:44,380 No. Hannah considers me her personal, you know... 714 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,581 There's these things that... Fine. 715 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:50,590 Hey, but no talking. 716 00:58:56,900 --> 00:59:00,301 Mmm-hmmm. 717 00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:05,364 So the mayor wants to throw this big bash in your honor this evening. 718 00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:10,209 And I've had lobsters flown in and everything just for you. 719 00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:12,111 I hope they don't get too jet-lagged. 720 00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:14,941 Anyway... 721 00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:17,614 Dad! 722 00:59:17,654 --> 00:59:20,589 - Dad, what are you doing? - Fixing your grandma's gutter. 723 00:59:20,623 --> 00:59:23,683 Hold the ladder for me. And don't squish the squashes. 724 00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:26,251 Please come down. It's an emergency. I need you now. 725 00:59:26,296 --> 00:59:28,821 - Is that a yes? - Mm-hm. 726 00:59:28,865 --> 00:59:33,461 Oh! Oh, that's fantastic. Wow. 727 00:59:33,503 --> 00:59:36,802 What is Lorelai doing rubbing Hannah's feet? 728 00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:39,740 - Technically, they're Lilly's. - Stay. 729 00:59:39,776 --> 00:59:43,234 Dad. Dad, we're all set. I talked to Derrick, and... 730 00:59:43,279 --> 00:59:45,247 - What's with him? - Shh. Come here. 731 00:59:45,281 --> 00:59:47,943 Hey. Lorelai. 732 00:59:47,984 --> 00:59:51,010 - Why don't you let Hannah rest... - Shh, I think she's asleep. 733 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:56,583 Poor thing. Jet lag. 734 00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:59,254 She only flies west to east. 735 00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:02,958 What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. 736 01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:05,763 Some kind of celebrity thing. 737 01:00:05,802 --> 01:00:09,499 But she said yes. She's coming to the mayor's dinner. 738 01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:13,100 It was my job to get her there, and she is coming. 739 01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:17,338 - Great. - You're going, right? 740 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,884 I don't know. 741 01:00:21,918 --> 01:00:23,249 Is this you asking? 742 01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:28,455 Yeah. I think it might be. 743 01:00:28,491 --> 01:00:30,152 Then this is me accepting. 744 01:00:35,765 --> 01:00:38,359 - I think they're gonna kiss. - Yes! 745 01:00:38,401 --> 01:00:40,301 Go, Daddy! Go, Daddy! 746 01:00:44,273 --> 01:00:45,672 Whoo! 747 01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:48,836 Certainly is getting hot in here. I think I'll open up the window. 748 01:00:48,878 --> 01:00:51,813 I don't want her to sleep in a stuffy room. 749 01:00:57,086 --> 01:00:58,644 Daddy, Daddy. 750 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,022 Oh, Jackson! 751 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,523 Are you OK? Watch it. Ladder. 752 01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:09,554 Are you all right? Let me help you. 753 01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:10,759 I'm OK. I'm OK. 754 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,833 Mmm. 755 01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:21,640 These taste... healthy. What's in them? 756 01:01:22,478 --> 01:01:23,604 Squash. 757 01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:29,309 Ooh. I want a cowboy. 758 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:31,980 Sorry. That one's taken. 759 01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:33,215 - Really? - Yeah. 760 01:01:34,924 --> 01:01:36,915 No. 761 01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:40,087 Maybe. I don't know. It looks like we're going to be just friends. 762 01:01:41,297 --> 01:01:42,855 But he hasn't met Hannah yet. 763 01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:46,463 Come on. 764 01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:54,265 So, Ha... 765 01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:55,743 Ha... 766 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,139 Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana! 767 01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:04,283 Oh, hi. Sorry, I... I didn't see you. 768 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,185 I'm Travis. Thanks for coming. 769 01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:10,886 Yeah, happy to help. This is Lilly. She's my assistant. 770 01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:12,451 Executive assistant. 771 01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:15,420 Welcome to Crowley Corners. 772 01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:19,492 It sure would be nice to have someone to... show us around. 773 01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,059 - Real smooth. - What? 774 01:02:21,104 --> 01:02:25,598 Look, I really don't think I'm your guy. But nice to meet you. 775 01:02:25,641 --> 01:02:28,633 No, go. Go! 776 01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:34,575 So... putting up a satellite dish. 777 01:02:35,551 --> 01:02:37,610 It's a birdbath. 778 01:02:37,653 --> 01:02:39,678 I knew that. 779 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:44,088 Lilly, could you go find the owner of this fine house 780 01:02:44,127 --> 01:02:46,152 and run them through my dietary needs? 781 01:02:46,829 --> 01:02:48,262 Go. Assist. 782 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:51,297 OK. 783 01:02:53,369 --> 01:02:55,667 So, you and Miley are pretty close, huh? 784 01:02:56,639 --> 01:02:58,004 You have no idea. 785 01:02:59,642 --> 01:03:02,907 You don't have to answer if you think this is too personal, 786 01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:06,381 but you think she'd go out with me if I asked? 787 01:03:06,415 --> 01:03:07,973 You want to go out with Miley? 788 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:11,413 No, you'd be a real prize. Don't get me wrong, but... 789 01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:15,589 But Miley... 790 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,718 I can't help but smile when I'm around her. 791 01:03:19,262 --> 01:03:23,255 I think about her all the time. And I... 792 01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:24,698 You should go ask her out. 793 01:03:26,369 --> 01:03:28,394 - Really? - Mm-hm. 794 01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:33,707 Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do that right now. 795 01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:35,938 No, no. No. Excuse me. 796 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:38,947 You can't go in there. She's not home. Miley! She's not home. 797 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:42,246 She said something about going to the barn and brushing Blue Jeans. 798 01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:45,345 You should go ask her there. Go, go, go! Go. Goodbye. 799 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:47,417 Go! 800 01:03:50,193 --> 01:03:52,821 - Slow down, hot stuff. - Got to go. Got to go. Got to go. 801 01:03:55,031 --> 01:03:56,362 Miley? 802 01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:05,098 Miley! Miley, are you...? 803 01:04:05,141 --> 01:04:06,506 Hey, slacker. 804 01:04:08,044 --> 01:04:09,511 Uh, hey. 805 01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:13,473 I was just talking to your friend, Hannah. 806 01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:17,144 Actually, we were talking about you. 807 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:19,916 Oh, really. Was there something you wanted to say 808 01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:22,857 or ask me or talk to me about? 809 01:04:24,093 --> 01:04:26,425 Well, I know you're going home soon. 810 01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:29,226 Yeah, I am. That's right, Travis, keep going. 811 01:04:29,265 --> 01:04:32,598 Um, well... 812 01:04:32,635 --> 01:04:37,004 I was wondering if maybe you would like to go to dinner with me this evening. 813 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,406 OK. Sure. 814 01:04:40,443 --> 01:04:42,934 I don't think I have any other plans, so sounds good. 815 01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:46,540 - Cool. - Cool. 816 01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:53,618 Cool. 817 01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:56,216 Now you're talking. Oh, that is the one. 818 01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:58,591 Yeah, it would be, but she's not going. 819 01:04:58,628 --> 01:04:59,925 What do you mean I can't go? 820 01:04:59,962 --> 01:05:02,362 You're the one that promised Lorelai that Hannah 821 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,595 would be the guest of honor at the mayor's lobster hoo-hah tonight. 822 01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:08,502 - Actually, Lilly did. - Actually, Hannah did. 823 01:05:08,537 --> 01:05:10,027 But I promised Travis. 824 01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:13,166 You know what? Then I'll just leave it up to you. 825 01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:14,972 You do whatever you think is right. 826 01:05:16,045 --> 01:05:17,171 But... 827 01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:39,896 It's Hannah Montana! 828 01:05:47,243 --> 01:05:49,939 Can I have your autograph, Hannah Montana? 829 01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:56,977 Smile. 830 01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:00,384 - Yeah! - Perfect. 831 01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:04,716 Where's Miley? She should be here by now. 832 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:09,459 Hon, she's got East Coast-West Nile disease. 833 01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:11,898 - That sucker's traveling. - Yeah. 834 01:06:13,102 --> 01:06:16,469 If everybody could please take their seats. 835 01:06:16,505 --> 01:06:19,633 - Yes, be seated, everybody. - Find their place card there. 836 01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:24,840 And let me just say that, honestly, 837 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,178 to have someone of your talents, 838 01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:31,050 well, Miss Montana, Hannah, if you will, 839 01:06:31,087 --> 01:06:36,548 your offer of a concert tomorrow to save Crowley Meadows from such a sad fate, 840 01:06:36,592 --> 01:06:41,859 well, our humble little corner of the world can't thank you enough. 841 01:06:41,897 --> 01:06:44,365 And if there's ever anything that myself 842 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,699 or the good people of Crowley Corners can do for you, 843 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:51,468 anything you need, all you have to do is... 844 01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:54,199 Where did she go? 845 01:06:55,244 --> 01:06:59,681 Need. I just need to check on my fans. 846 01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:01,580 Hannah, Hannah... 847 01:07:01,617 --> 01:07:07,078 See? But what I really need is I need to go to the bathroom. 848 01:07:07,123 --> 01:07:10,251 I need to go. Lilly, come with me. Right now! 849 01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:16,255 Makeup, clothes, it's all in there. Go. 850 01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:22,698 - I'll be right back. Cover for me. - OK. 851 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,347 Hey. 852 01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:38,785 - Sorry I'm late. - You're not late. I was early. 853 01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:42,758 - I got you these. - Thank you. 854 01:07:45,327 --> 01:07:47,522 You do know you only have one earring? 855 01:07:48,664 --> 01:07:50,029 Trendy L.A. Thing. 856 01:07:54,470 --> 01:07:57,132 - I guess you're going back there soon? - Mm-hm. Yeah. 857 01:07:57,173 --> 01:07:59,038 Uh... 858 01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:03,675 - I'm going to go ahead and jump. - Please jump. 859 01:08:05,848 --> 01:08:07,975 - Well, Miley... - Uh-huh. 860 01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:09,314 Before you leave... 861 01:08:09,351 --> 01:08:13,048 ...I just... 862 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:15,489 I really want you to know how I feel about you. 863 01:08:15,524 --> 01:08:17,048 Mm-hm. 864 01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:24,096 Um... 865 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,729 Is everything all right? 866 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:31,763 I really should take this. I'm sorry, it will just be a second. I swear. 867 01:08:31,807 --> 01:08:34,401 I'll probably get better reception in the back. 868 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:37,003 I got two bars. Three bars. 869 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:39,175 Four bars! 870 01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:43,543 Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. 871 01:08:52,428 --> 01:08:53,452 Huh! 872 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:58,692 Now that our guest of honor has returned, dig in! 873 01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:03,667 That's a heck of a crawdaddy, isn't it? 874 01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:14,973 Oh! 875 01:09:17,019 --> 01:09:20,853 So, Hannah, you must have a lot of wonderful stories to tell. 876 01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:22,255 Not really. 877 01:09:24,527 --> 01:09:27,325 I mean there are just so many. 878 01:09:27,363 --> 01:09:30,423 But I don't want this evening to be all about me. 879 01:09:30,466 --> 01:09:33,799 I mean, everybody's stories are important, right, Jackson? 880 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,066 - Huh? - You just started college. 881 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:39,199 - Tell us about your classes. - Yeah, my classes. Uh... 882 01:09:39,241 --> 01:09:41,334 I really like... 883 01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:45,006 I think my favorite part is... 884 01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:50,046 Dad, that your little boy is growing up into a man. 885 01:09:50,085 --> 01:09:51,109 Oh! 886 01:09:54,423 --> 01:09:56,084 Oops, dropped my napkin. 887 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:57,149 Harlow! 888 01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,991 - Harlow! - Ow! 889 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,122 - What are you doing? - Looking for a ferret. 890 01:10:02,164 --> 01:10:04,189 - What are you doing? - Trying to have my first 891 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,700 mature relationship. Now get back up there. 892 01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:10,929 Found it. 893 01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:25,213 Um... 894 01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:31,654 - I'm having the lobster. - It's not on the menu. 895 01:10:31,694 --> 01:10:32,956 Right. 896 01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:45,633 Sorry. It's been a weird couple of days, but... 897 01:10:45,674 --> 01:10:47,869 Yeah. 898 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:51,311 And I think I know some of the things you want to tell me. 899 01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:56,275 Yeah? 900 01:10:56,318 --> 01:10:59,310 There are so many things I want to tell you, too, and... 901 01:11:03,025 --> 01:11:04,652 That's just going to have to wait. 902 01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:06,684 I need to go double-check on my lobsters. 903 01:11:52,408 --> 01:11:56,242 - Club soda will take that out. - Sit! That's enough. 904 01:11:56,278 --> 01:11:58,576 No one is getting up from this table. No one. 905 01:11:59,381 --> 01:12:01,144 Dessert, anyone? 906 01:12:01,183 --> 01:12:03,549 I'm sure you've all heard of baked Alaska. 907 01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:05,678 We give you Tennessee flambe. 908 01:12:10,259 --> 01:12:13,160 Mr. Mayor, I assume that you'd like to say a few final words? 909 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:15,254 Oh, yes, yes. 910 01:12:15,297 --> 01:12:19,324 Not many people know that the Tennessee flambe was actually invented by... 911 01:12:30,412 --> 01:12:31,845 Come here. 912 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,905 - Mr. Mayor! - I got you now. 913 01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:39,515 Harlow! 914 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:48,760 We got a fire! 915 01:12:53,802 --> 01:12:55,030 Dang flam it! 916 01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:19,990 This has all gone very well. Don't you think? 917 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:27,568 Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me. 918 01:14:24,493 --> 01:14:26,188 Travis, please let me explain. 919 01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:29,060 Explain what? 920 01:14:29,097 --> 01:14:31,691 That you've been making fun of me? 921 01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:34,668 Laughing at me? Lying to me this whole time? 922 01:14:36,505 --> 01:14:39,770 I was honest with you. I told you how I felt. 923 01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:42,800 - And I feel the same way. - No, you don't. 924 01:14:42,845 --> 01:14:45,245 Because I would have never treated you like that. 925 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,738 You know what, Miley... Hannah, whoever you are? 926 01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:50,775 We're done. 927 01:14:50,819 --> 01:14:53,117 Travis! 928 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,520 Travis, please. 929 01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:23,549 - Did you see? - Yeah, I saw. 930 01:15:24,553 --> 01:15:27,522 Robby Ray, is that you down there? Uh... 931 01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:30,889 Not now, Lorelai. I've got some family stuff going on. 932 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:35,196 I'm sorry. It's just this whole evening was a disaster. 933 01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:40,031 I just organized the whole thing, and then that girl comes in and ruins it. 934 01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:42,059 I don't care if she is here for a big concert. 935 01:15:42,104 --> 01:15:45,562 She's got a complicated life. I know it's hard to understand, but... 936 01:15:46,575 --> 01:15:48,270 What's going on, Robby Ray? 937 01:15:49,778 --> 01:15:53,077 I really don't have any time for secrets and lies. 938 01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:56,744 I don't know if I could be happy with somebody comfortable living in them. 939 01:15:56,785 --> 01:15:58,685 I know. You shouldn't have to be. 940 01:16:00,088 --> 01:16:01,783 I should have told you the truth. 941 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,789 The truth is that... 942 01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:12,093 ...I just don't have any place in my life for a relationship right now. 943 01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:15,467 There's no room. Miley and me, we've got to sort through some things. 944 01:16:15,504 --> 01:16:20,669 And she needs me. And I kind of need to be there for her. 945 01:16:23,145 --> 01:16:24,510 I'm sorry. 946 01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:28,142 Well, me too then. 947 01:16:30,118 --> 01:16:31,278 Me too. 948 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:40,858 Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. 949 01:17:22,504 --> 01:17:23,664 Hey, caterpillar. 950 01:17:24,506 --> 01:17:25,666 Thanks. 951 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:27,666 No problem. 952 01:17:37,052 --> 01:17:40,510 - Are you mad? - No, I'm not mad. You? 953 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:43,549 No. 954 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:49,463 - How's the song coming? - I don't know. I'm not sure yet. 955 01:17:50,565 --> 01:17:52,260 What's it about? 956 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:53,460 You. 957 01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:55,930 Me. 958 01:17:57,639 --> 01:17:58,663 Us. 959 01:18:00,976 --> 01:18:02,238 Can I hear it? 960 01:18:20,796 --> 01:18:24,459 # You tucked me in, turned out the light 961 01:18:24,499 --> 01:18:28,060 # Kept me safe and sound at night 962 01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:32,540 # Little girls depend on things like that 963 01:18:35,077 --> 01:18:38,706 # Brushed my teeth and combed my hair 964 01:18:38,747 --> 01:18:41,910 # Had to drive me everywhere 965 01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:46,512 # You were always there when I looked back 966 01:18:48,490 --> 01:18:52,051 # You had to do it all alone 967 01:18:52,094 --> 01:18:56,326 # Make a living, make a home 968 01:18:56,364 --> 01:19:00,994 # It must have been as hard as it could be 969 01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:05,899 # And when I couldn't sleep at night 970 01:19:05,941 --> 01:19:10,708 # Scared things wouldn't turn out right 971 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:15,581 # You would hold my hand and sing to me 972 01:19:15,617 --> 01:19:17,744 Sing with me on this part, Daddy. 973 01:19:17,786 --> 01:19:21,278 # Caterpillar in the tree 974 01:19:21,323 --> 01:19:24,815 # How you wonder who you'll be 975 01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:28,990 # Can't go far, but you can always dream 976 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:35,060 # Wish you may and wish you might 977 01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:38,732 # Don't you worry, hold on tight 978 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:43,143 # I promise you there will come a day 979 01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:47,609 # Butterfly, fly away 980 01:19:53,288 --> 01:19:54,949 # Butterfly, fly away 981 01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:56,685 # Butterfly, fly away 982 01:19:56,725 --> 01:20:00,525 # You got your wings, now you can't stay 983 01:20:00,562 --> 01:20:04,794 # Take those dreams and make them all come true 984 01:20:07,402 --> 01:20:12,863 # Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly 985 01:20:12,908 --> 01:20:15,536 # Butterfly, fly away # 986 01:21:04,726 --> 01:21:06,421 - Miley! - Yes! What? 987 01:21:07,128 --> 01:21:08,595 Miley! 988 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:11,260 - Are you OK? - Don't you know better 989 01:21:11,299 --> 01:21:14,029 than to yell at someone asleep on top of a chicken coop? 990 01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:15,536 I do now. 991 01:21:17,138 --> 01:21:20,130 Did you do this? Were you out here all night? 992 01:21:20,175 --> 01:21:21,733 Just a little hard work. That's all. 993 01:21:23,778 --> 01:21:25,143 Life's a climb. 994 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,080 Is it time? 995 01:21:33,588 --> 01:21:34,816 Yeah, it's time. 996 01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:37,151 Let's go. 997 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,458 Hey! 998 01:21:46,501 --> 01:21:48,969 We received a one-thousand-dollar contribution 999 01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:51,700 - from an anonymous benefactor! - We're getting there. 1000 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:53,367 Oh, hey. 1001 01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,400 Isn't it awesome? This is terrific! See you at the concert. 1002 01:22:11,293 --> 01:22:13,557 - Coming through. Coming through. - Stay back! 1003 01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:16,530 I'm not the agent, I'm not the manager, I'm the grandma. 1004 01:22:16,564 --> 01:22:19,124 - I'm the real deal. - She's OK. 1005 01:22:24,139 --> 01:22:25,504 Have a good day, ma'am. 1006 01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:30,233 Whew, honey. I had no idea. 1007 01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:32,872 No wonder they hide you away in this camper thingie. 1008 01:22:32,914 --> 01:22:35,508 Whoo! Oh! 1009 01:22:35,550 --> 01:22:37,381 Is it always this crazy? 1010 01:22:37,886 --> 01:22:39,285 Always. 1011 01:22:39,321 --> 01:22:44,486 Well, I know the getting here was hard, but what you're doing is a good thing. 1012 01:22:44,526 --> 01:22:45,959 You should be proud of that. 1013 01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:52,030 I know I am. 1014 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,211 This was my mom's? 1015 01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,408 Yeah. 1016 01:23:10,385 --> 01:23:12,410 She'd be proud of you too. 1017 01:23:15,390 --> 01:23:16,584 Yeah. 1018 01:23:19,728 --> 01:23:20,990 Thanks. 1019 01:23:22,397 --> 01:23:25,958 Um, I'm just gonna put it in here so I can... 1020 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:29,095 So I can have it in my pocket with my show and everything. 1021 01:23:29,137 --> 01:23:31,037 That's good, close to you. 1022 01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:34,604 Thank you. I love you. 1023 01:23:35,577 --> 01:23:37,067 I love you, darling. 1024 01:24:02,437 --> 01:24:06,305 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 1025 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:18,379 Ya! Ya! 1026 01:24:25,126 --> 01:24:26,957 Yeah! 1027 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:29,420 Whoo! 1028 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,494 I can't do this. 1029 01:25:42,203 --> 01:25:43,500 Sorry. 1030 01:25:52,247 --> 01:25:56,741 I've loved being Hannah, but I just don't think I can do it anymore. 1031 01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:02,053 At least not here, not with you guys. 1032 01:26:03,024 --> 01:26:05,857 See, this is... this is home. 1033 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:11,856 This is where I'm from. This is family. 1034 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:14,994 And there's only so many sacrifices you can ask a family to make. 1035 01:26:19,707 --> 01:26:22,267 The last time I stood on this stage I was six. 1036 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:27,177 I was... 1037 01:26:31,286 --> 01:26:32,651 I was just Miley. 1038 01:26:41,296 --> 01:26:42,627 And I still am. 1039 01:26:57,912 --> 01:26:59,106 Hi. It's... 1040 01:27:00,949 --> 01:27:01,973 It's me. 1041 01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:14,688 I've hurt a lot of people, but... I didn't mean to. 1042 01:27:14,729 --> 01:27:18,165 And... if it's not too late... 1043 01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:21,398 ...I sure would like a second chance. 1044 01:27:34,716 --> 01:27:36,911 I know you all came to hear Hannah, but... 1045 01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:41,488 ...if you don't mind, I've written y'all a song. 1046 01:27:41,522 --> 01:27:43,547 It's kind of personal. 1047 01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:46,924 It's about what I've learned over the last couple weeks. 1048 01:27:50,164 --> 01:27:51,597 Life's a climb. 1049 01:27:55,236 --> 01:27:56,601 But the view is great. 1050 01:32:01,749 --> 01:32:06,186 - Whoo! - Yeah. Whoo! 1051 01:32:24,038 --> 01:32:25,869 Thanks for letting me live my Hannah. 1052 01:32:28,442 --> 01:32:29,602 Bye. 1053 01:32:30,611 --> 01:32:32,977 Please. 1054 01:32:33,014 --> 01:32:35,574 Please be Hannah. We'll keep your secret. 1055 01:32:39,253 --> 01:32:41,721 I'm sorry, I can't. It's too late. 1056 01:32:42,790 --> 01:32:43,848 Sure, you can! 1057 01:32:47,194 --> 01:32:50,857 Put the wig back on. You'll never have a normal life if you don't! 1058 01:32:50,898 --> 01:32:53,526 Hannah's a part of you! Don't let her go! 1059 01:32:55,136 --> 01:32:58,799 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 1060 01:33:24,565 --> 01:33:25,691 No, please. 1061 01:33:28,069 --> 01:33:30,731 - Somebody, stop him! - Call security! 1062 01:33:33,774 --> 01:33:36,743 Watch it! One more step and I hit "send. " 1063 01:33:36,777 --> 01:33:38,802 - Don't do it. - Sorry, nothing on Earth'll 1064 01:33:38,846 --> 01:33:41,144 - stop me from... - Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 1065 01:33:41,182 --> 01:33:43,047 Phoebe, Clarissa, what are you doing? 1066 01:33:43,084 --> 01:33:46,451 This nice lady sorted it all out. Two free tickets. 1067 01:33:46,487 --> 01:33:48,284 Upper class. It was brilliant! 1068 01:33:48,322 --> 01:33:51,257 I thought the girls'd appreciate a couple of free tickets. 1069 01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:53,055 We too late? She going to sing again? 1070 01:33:53,094 --> 01:33:55,460 I can't believe that I'm only one degree away... 1071 01:33:55,496 --> 01:33:58,829 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 1072 01:33:58,866 --> 01:34:01,391 - My gosh! It's Hannah Montana! - It's really her! 1073 01:34:01,435 --> 01:34:03,426 - You're right there! I'm here! - I can't believe it! 1074 01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:06,235 I really love you. We're your biggest fans ever, really. 1075 01:34:06,273 --> 01:34:08,673 You're not going to destroy their dreams, are you? 1076 01:34:08,709 --> 01:34:10,267 That's what Hannah's all about. 1077 01:34:11,545 --> 01:34:15,174 - Is that your story? - I must be dreaming! Pinch me! 1078 01:34:15,216 --> 01:34:18,083 No, that's not my story. 1079 01:34:18,119 --> 01:34:20,713 - Oh, my gosh! - Girls! 1080 01:34:23,024 --> 01:34:25,720 - Get this down, Lucinda. - Fire away, Ozzie. 1081 01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:27,955 Bon Chic magazine 1082 01:34:27,995 --> 01:34:32,659 is run by a wretched, soulless succubus who preys on the misfortune of others, 1083 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:35,100 and I'm not going to put up with it any longer! 1084 01:34:35,136 --> 01:34:37,036 Ozzie! Ozzie! Come... 1085 01:34:37,071 --> 01:34:38,368 Think I just quit. 1086 01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:44,871 Come on. Let's go out front. I think Hannah's got more songs in her. 1087 01:34:44,912 --> 01:34:46,709 Thanks, partner. 1088 01:34:46,747 --> 01:34:48,908 - Everybody, stay where you are. - Miley! 1089 01:34:48,949 --> 01:34:51,679 We got lots more music for you. 1090 01:34:51,719 --> 01:34:55,052 Remember that crush I had on you, and I said I was over it? 1091 01:34:55,089 --> 01:34:56,113 Yeah. 1092 01:34:57,925 --> 01:34:59,483 Uh... 1093 01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:00,755 Please jump. 1094 01:35:07,234 --> 01:35:08,599 So not over it. 1095 01:35:13,808 --> 01:35:15,833 Right on! 1096 01:36:31,385 --> 01:36:34,821 Hey. 1097 01:39:20,254 --> 01:39:22,415 And cut it!