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So, this is my senior
year of high school.

2
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I've spent the last four years with a
bunch of horny football players and, uh

3
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sex-obsessed teenagers.

4
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So I figured I'd find out
what the big deal was.

5
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I was 19.

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I was 17.

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Seventeen.

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I think I was 16.

9
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Fourteen.

10
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Ah, we went for about 45
minutes the first go, yeah.

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Um, not very long.

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About threes minutes, actually.

13
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I was so damn scared I put my condom
on before I took off my pants.

14
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It wasn't that great, honestly.

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It was kinda embarrassing and we
didn't know what parts went in where.

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And unfortunately it was the
worst experience of my life.

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It lasted three seconds, there was no
magic, and his mother walked in on us.

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We were on a bed and we
were making out and stuff.

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Then she went down, came
up, and then I looked up

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and she turned around and there was
a room full of people watching us.

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She grabbed her vodka, she screamed,
and she bolted out the door.

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Last time I ever talked to her.

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(Katlyn) So wait a second, did
you actually make love to her?

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Yeah. Well, I made
love to her face.

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I think I made it into this big
thing and then I was disappointed

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because it wasn't what I
thought it was going to be.

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Well, my first time's gonna
be with Stanford, of course.

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It's gonna be really romantic.

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We'll light candles and we'll
play some French music

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and he'll pick me up
and carry me to the bed

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and we'll just like,
fall into each other

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and have the most
amazing connection.

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Like, be in total
sync with one another.

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Ow! Franklin?
Will you watch it?

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Yeah, sorry.

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Helen, you okay?

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I'm fine.

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All right.

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Look, he wants you. Screw the speculative
romance crap and just do it  already.

40
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Chase! I just don't think you
should rush into anything.

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I mean, it's your first time, it should
be special, you know. Like, plan it out.

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I know, but...

43
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What's there to plan?
Condoms, lube, room.

44
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I meant be emotionally prepared
so you don't regret anything.

45
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I am. I think.

46
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Look, everyone's first time sucks.
That's why next party I go to

47
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I'm finding the hottest, drunkest guy
I can and just getting it over with.

48
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I'm gonna be in
New York next year.

49
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That is such a
slut-bag thing to do.

50
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Exactly.

51
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Look, all I'm saying is
you should just do it.

52
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Why?

53
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That's why.

54
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It's good.

55
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They're just friends.

56
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Yeah, you know, I stretch with my
friends like that all the time.

57
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Whatever.

58
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(coach) Let's hit
those dummies, boys!

59
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I hear she likes it
rough, Frankie boy.

60
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(coach) Skeets, let's leave
the doll playing for home.

61
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C'mon.

62
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Ah, you sexy beast.

63
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Freak.

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She's all yours, buddy.

65
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Wait, wait.

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Ah, right.

67
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We should plan this better.

68
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Okay, yes, let's, uh,
let's plan away then.

69
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Well, Saturday my dad's
finally out of the house.

70
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Saturday? Okay, yeah.
Saturday's good.

71
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Say 7: 30?

72
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Yes. 7: 30,
Saturday. Done.

73
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Okay.

74
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Okay. I gotta
go, all right?

75
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Hey, I heard Hannah doesn't
shower after practice.

76
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You mean cheerleader Hannah?

77
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Yeah.

78
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She's nice

79
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but she probably wears the same
underwear for like a week straight.

80
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I just thought you should know.

81
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Well, I don't know, you guys were just
pretty close when stretching earlier.

82
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Oh, babe, come on. We're just...
we're just friends. You know that.

83
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Yeah, okay.

84
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All right.
I gotta go.

85
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- Okay.
- All right.

86
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Bye, babe.

87
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Bye.

88
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Bye, Dad.
I'm off to Chase's.

89
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Hey, could you come
in here for a second?

90
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I was gonna kiss you goodbye.

91
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Oh, my God. Dad?

92
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Look, as your parent

93
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I feel it's my responsibility to at
least discuss this stuff with you.

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Dad, I'm almost 18.
I don't need to hear this from you.

95
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This is a female contraceptive.

96
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It goes, um, in.

97
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My God.

98
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It's got no
hormonal side effects.

99
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Uh, it's doctor recommended, and
you've got to use it six hours

100
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before the, uh, event occurs.

101
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I'm leaving. Bye! Thank you for
another painful childhood memory.

102
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Hey, will you come here?
You think you're embarrassed?

103
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I had to go down to the pharmacy
and actually buy this shit.

104
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Anyway, this is the vaginal
contraceptive film.

105
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I did not know this product existed
until about five hours ago.

106
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Dad, this is even more embarrassing than the
time you brought me Maxi-Pads to school.

107
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Super Maxi-Pads!

108
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I didn't know what size to get.

109
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How was I supposed to know
there were different sizes?

110
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Nobody talks about that stuff.

111
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Anyway, this is the cap.

112
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Also known as
the, uh, diaphragm.

113
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You take this gel and

114
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it kills
the guy's... spunk.

115
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Dad, I don't think I could ever have
sex after hearing this from you.

116
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Good. So you haven't?

117
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Bye!

118
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Oh, hey, don't forget the
old standby, the condom.

119
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Make him wear two of these.
At least two!

120
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Well, that went well.

121
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Gentlemen, we have
earned a right of passage.

122
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The Buccaneer Bang Book.

123
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Between these covers,
lay our virgins.

124
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And we know what
to do with them, yes?

125
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C'mon, Skeet’s. I mean, Isn't this whole
thing like a big superstition, really?

126
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Wha...? A-a superstition?

127
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What happens in these pages

128
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symbolizes what happens out
on that football field.

129
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It unites us men
for a single cause.

130
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Need I remind you
of what happened in 1979?

131
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They went down as the biggest
losers our school has ever seen.

132
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Now, we can ether be a
bunch of cock block losers

133
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or we can have history
remember us as winners!

134
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You pick.

135
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I pick winners.

136
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Wow, thank you, Marco.

137
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Now, let's start the show.

138
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The man who started it  all.

139
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To you Pete, we owe everything.

140
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Now, let's get to our virgins.

141
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Trish Van Doren.

142
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I get Trish Van Doren,
'cause she's hot, okay?

143
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And I know she's always
had a thing for me, so.

144
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- Franklin, buddy?
- Yeah?

145
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Hey, I'm giving you Katlyn Chase, okay?
Now, she's a freak.

146
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She's a freak in, in what way?

147
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Just, you know, help her
with her video equipment.

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Marco? Condoms.

149
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[All groan in disgust]

150
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Marco! Hey, you get Hagatha.

151
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But she's so "fugly"!

152
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No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, "fugly" is
the new pretty. Okay? Suck it up.

153
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Scar, you get Sabrina. Now, she has total
nympho potential, you'll be into that.

154
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Time to make her
dreams come true.

155
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Condoms.

156
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Okay. And Stanford, buddy, I mean, I
trust you and Helen are on course?

157
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Uh, yeah. We're all set
for this Saturday night.

158
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Good. At least one of you
ladies is making progress.

159
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Marco, give the
man some condoms.

160
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Thank you.

161
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Now, for the rest of
you boys: Morgan, Amy

162
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Ashley, Steph, and Maria.

163
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All right, let's
bring it in, boys.

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One, two, three.
[Cheer and chant]

165
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[School bell rings]

166
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Who can tell me what else
the Greeks invented. Trish?

167
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Um, money?

168
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Yes. Sabrina?

169
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Greek salad.

170
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I suppose. Amy?

171
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Democracy.

172
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Sure. What else?
Yes, Skeets?

173
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Hand-to-gland combat.

174
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Exactly the answer
I was looking for.

175
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Although people have been
masturbating since, well, forever

176
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It was the Greeks that were much more
open to the idea of self-pleasure.

177
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So much so that
they invented this.

178
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It's called an olisbos.

179
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It helped give women the power to orgasm
while their men were away at war.

180
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So, basically, Greek women realized
that you don't need a guy to get off.

181
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It also helped curb what they
thought were destructive thoughts.

182
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Hot.

183
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Men used them
for pleasure as well.

184
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Skeets!

185
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Which takes us to our next play.
Lysistrata.

186
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The tale of a group
of women who withhold sex

187
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until the men in their society
end their childish war.

188
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[Bell ringing]

189
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And if you enjoy this play,
be sure to stop by Booklet.

190
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Say "hi," I'll even give
you my employee discount.

191
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(Katlyn) Hey, you guys
remember your first one?

192
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What, my first orgasm?

193
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Ooh. God, I've had so many since.
Um, let's see.

194
00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,833
You've never had
an orgasm, have you?

195
00:10:02,901 --> 00:10:04,664
No, I mean, I think I have.

196
00:10:04,736 --> 00:10:07,296
It's okay if you haven't.

197
00:10:07,372 --> 00:10:11,001
It's not really a think kind of thing.
It's more you have or you haven't.

198
00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:13,738
I think I was like five and
I was at the supermarket

199
00:10:13,812 --> 00:10:16,246
and they had one of those horses, you
know, that you put quarters into.

200
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I was just sitting on it and it started
vibrating and, I don't know, I mean

201
00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:24,514
all I knew is that I'd never felt
anything that felt that good.

202
00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:27,353
Oh, my God. That's why you
were always on those things.

203
00:10:27,425 --> 00:10:28,824
What?

204
00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:30,326
Mine happened
at night. I was 12.

205
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And I had these really rough sheets
that got twisted in between my legs.

206
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I had no idea what it  was at first
and it  really freaked me out

207
00:10:36,768 --> 00:10:38,929
but then it started
to feel really good.

208
00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:41,505
Well, you know, whatever,
because after this Saturday

209
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when Stanford and I have the
house to ourselves, I will.

210
00:10:44,909 --> 00:10:47,104
Um, not necessarily.

211
00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:50,272
Trish has a point, but, luckily, you know,
there are many other things you can use.

212
00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:54,715
Um, washing machine, feathers,
carrots, uh, cucumber.

213
00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:56,777
Basically anything
you can put in a salad.

214
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Shower head.

215
00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:58,046
Guys...

216
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Guys work, too.

217
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Enough!

218
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:04,186
Hey! Oh, um, I want to
show you guys this.

219
00:11:04,262 --> 00:11:07,891
I just took this video of this guy
the other day. It's ridiculous.

220
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My first time was with this
ugly chess club chick.

221
00:11:13,204 --> 00:11:17,868
But, hey, I got in the book, so who cares, right?
I knighted her queen.

222
00:11:17,942 --> 00:11:20,968
Book? What does he mean,
"I got in the book?"

223
00:11:21,079 --> 00:11:22,478
That's a myth.

224
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,946
[Bell ringing]

225
00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:30,247
You know, you can change
your mind about Saturday.

226
00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:31,879
I think that Stanford
would understand.

227
00:11:31,956 --> 00:11:34,823
I don't wanna change
my mind. I'm ready.

228
00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:36,086
Guess what?

229
00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:38,721
You stuck M&M's up your nose and now
you need help getting them out?

230
00:11:38,796 --> 00:11:41,060
Ha! No! She's going
through with it.

231
00:11:41,132 --> 00:11:43,327
Thank God.
Happy Birthday.

232
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(Franklin)
Chase. Ladles.

233
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Frankie.

234
00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,765
But my birthday
isn't for three months.

235
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:52,173
Just open lt.

236
00:11:52,243 --> 00:11:53,505
[Laughing] Nice.

237
00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:54,602
What is it?

238
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:55,441
It's a vibrator.

239
00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:58,107
You plug it into your i-Pod
and it, you know, vibrates

240
00:11:58,183 --> 00:11:59,912
to the beat and
intensity of the song.

241
00:11:59,984 --> 00:12:02,851
You should pick a song
with a lot of bass.

242
00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:05,855
- Oh, shit! - What?
- Oh, my God.

243
00:12:05,957 --> 00:12:08,687
- When did those two become an item?
- I have no idea.

244
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,852
What?

245
00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:14,360
Um, I think it was the
standard missionary position.

246
00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:18,265
You know, I mean, you don't wanna get too
adventurous on your first time having sex.

247
00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:21,305
Ah, missionary style.
You know, kept it simple, kept it basic.

248
00:12:21,372 --> 00:12:26,435
Standing up, actually.
Which was quite hard to do.

249
00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:30,208
We tried one that is
called the wheelbarrow.

250
00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:33,216
We did somethin' that she called froggy
style, which I had never heard of.

251
00:12:33,284 --> 00:12:34,148
Quite interesting.

252
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:38,053
I guess, me on top, what is that?
Cowboy? Cowgirl?

253
00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:39,612
Hi, Chase.

254
00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:41,556
Hi, Franklin.

255
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,389
You need any help
with anything?

256
00:12:43,494 --> 00:12:44,552
Uh, no. I'm good.

257
00:12:44,662 --> 00:12:46,129
All right.

258
00:12:46,197 --> 00:12:48,131
Cool. What's your
documentary on?

259
00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:51,498
Um, it's about the first
time people have sex.

260
00:12:51,569 --> 00:12:52,968
Really?

261
00:12:53,037 --> 00:12:54,299
Yeah.

262
00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:56,033
I'm kinda into that, yeah.

263
00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:58,404
You're a guy and you're into sex.
Shocker.

264
00:13:00,912 --> 00:13:04,177
Hey, you know, Chase, sometimes
people say things, you know.

265
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:07,582
They think you're
kinda freaky and odd.

266
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:09,744
You might be
friends with Satan.

267
00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:12,914
But I wanted to seriously let you
know that I think you're cool.

268
00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:15,857
I think you're really
cool, actually.

269
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:19,920
Well, uh, since that was only
mildly insulting, thanks.

270
00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:22,432
Yeah, no problem.

271
00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:26,767
You know, since
you're, uh, around

272
00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:31,207
you could, uh, help me carry
this stuff to the audio closet.

273
00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:34,609
Yeah, no problem.

274
00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:37,875
Yeah, okay, sure.
Uh, this stuff here?

275
00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:39,712
Yeah.

276
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:43,880
So all your stuff
looks, like, really good?

277
00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,889
Yeah.

278
00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:48,187
N ice. Here.

279
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:59,229
What are you doing?

280
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:03,570
Um, I was kissing you. You know, I've had
a thing for you for a long, long time.

281
00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:08,908
And I thought maybe you
would wanna kiss me back.

282
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,709
Wanna do it again?

283
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:13,080
Where are you going
to school next year?

284
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,413
Arizona.

285
00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:15,577
Nowhere near New York?

286
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:16,881
No, no, no, no, no.

287
00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:18,444
Okay.

288
00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:24,819
Okay.

289
00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:35,664
That feels
good. Really.

290
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,834
Oh! Oh.

291
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,309
What?

292
00:14:40,411 --> 00:14:42,606
You really got
a hold of me there.

293
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,615
Don't you think maybe we should,
you know, we should slow down

294
00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:48,618
or maybe go on a date first or
something like other people do?

295
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:49,914
Franklin?

296
00:14:49,987 --> 00:14:51,454
Yeah.

297
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:54,457
Let's not make this
more than it is.

298
00:14:54,525 --> 00:14:56,356
Yeah. Um...

299
00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:57,587
C'mon.

300
00:14:57,662 --> 00:14:58,924
No.

301
00:14:58,996 --> 00:15:00,759
[Whispers] What?

302
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,327
Maybe I should just, uh...

303
00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:07,467
Come on, look.

304
00:15:07,538 --> 00:15:10,530
I mean, you're the one
who wanted to do this.

305
00:15:10,641 --> 00:15:13,041
Not like this though.

306
00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:15,870
I'm sorry.

307
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,874
If you tell anyone,
I'll kick your ass.

308
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:26,653
Great, Chase.
Real nice!

309
00:15:27,992 --> 00:15:30,460
[Humming]

310
00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:36,726
Dad, it's ten to seven,
what are you doing?

311
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,496
I'll give you three guesses.

312
00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:43,336
Rhymes with "maving."
You need in here?

313
00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:48,311
No. Aren't you supposed to be at U
uncle Jack's watching the fight?

314
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,473
It's just the prelims.
The big fight doesn't start until ten.

315
00:15:51,549 --> 00:15:53,517
But sometimes those
are the best ones.

316
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:56,178
Since when have you become
such a big fight fan?

317
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:58,654
I just don't want
you to miss it.

318
00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,748
You okay?

319
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:03,088
Yes! I'm fine.

320
00:16:03,194 --> 00:16:05,719
Did you, uh, get those
brochures I left in your room?

321
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,695
Dad, will you stop giving me those?
I'm not going.

322
00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:09,096
Hey, those are all
good schools.

323
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,033
And they're very close to here and
they have excellent French programs.

324
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:15,004
Every bit as good as that
Sorbonne school you wanna go to.

325
00:16:15,072 --> 00:16:18,530
Dad, I'm going to Paris.
I'm staying with mom. End of discussion.

326
00:16:18,609 --> 00:16:22,705
After college. Or after you get
your master's degree, even better.

327
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:26,275
Would ya look at that?

328
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,182
Can't believe you
fell for that again.

329
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:34,622
What are you doing tonight?

330
00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:36,557
Nothing special.

331
00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:51,307
[Pop music]

332
00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:31,941
We did it in her, uh, in her bedroom,
right next to her parents' room.

333
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,779
In a cornfield.

334
00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:36,342
We did it in his mom's
living room on the couch.

335
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,251
I actually didn't
make love, yet.

336
00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:40,654
Locker rooms, yeah.

337
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:44,922
On the bed. It's the first time, you
know, so you start off a little slow.

338
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:47,191
It's none of your
fucking business.

339
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:49,926
It happened in the sink of a
guy's bathroom after a game.

340
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:53,198
I told him to bring protection,
he actually wore a helmet.

341
00:17:53,304 --> 00:17:56,034
Anyway, a minute and a half later,
he was my first. I got him in.

342
00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:58,598
Sorry, in what?

343
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:02,612
The book. The boys won the championship that year.
Are we done? I gotta go.

344
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,877
Um, hey, what book
are you talking about?

345
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:08,975
You know what book. I mean, you are
the girls who are still in it.

346
00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:12,887
No check marks next to your names,
letting down the entire team, yeah.

347
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,288
Hey, look, just because you're
sleeping with the entire team

348
00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,384
gives you no right to judge
my friends and I, okay?

349
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:21,056
Yeah, well, maybe if you stopped hiding
behind that camera you'd actually get some.

350
00:18:21,132 --> 00:18:22,224
You bitch!

351
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,494
Chase, stop.

352
00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:26,628
Why do you care
so much, anyway?

353
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,565
My cheerleading season ends
when football season ends.

354
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,667
Playoffs are when the scouts
come out to watch your routines

355
00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:35,803
and I need a scholarship
to get into school next year.

356
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:40,579
So stop being so selfish
and just lose it already.

357
00:18:40,685 --> 00:18:43,176
Screw you, cheerleader!

358
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:47,020
Okay, we have to call Helen right away
and tell her it's just about the book.

359
00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:50,018
Hi.

360
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:51,527
HI.

361
00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:52,426
How are ya?

362
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,087
I'm good.

363
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:54,357
Yeah?

364
00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:59,202
[Telephone rings]

365
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,761
Uh, wanna get that?

366
00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:02,702
No.

367
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:04,365
No? Okay.

368
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:05,101
She picking up?

369
00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:08,178
- No. We just have to go to her house. Come on.
- All right, let's go.

370
00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:17,045
Aren't you gonna
carry me to the bed?

371
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:19,453
Oh, yeah, of course.

372
00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:21,184
I'm sorry.

373
00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:26,092
Is she picking up?

374
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:28,893
No. God, what is the point in having a
cell phone if you don't pick it up?

375
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:30,263
Have you tried texting her?

376
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:31,960
I'm texting her right now.

377
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,636
Wait, one second.

378
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,812
It's Trish.

379
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:48,646
Okay.

380
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:49,708
You okay?

381
00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:51,755
Yes, I'm fine.

382
00:19:51,822 --> 00:19:53,881
You're beautiful.

383
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:57,257
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
One second, one second. Hold on, hold on.

384
00:19:57,328 --> 00:19:58,920
Heart candles.

385
00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:00,486
Okay. Yeah.

386
00:20:06,904 --> 00:20:08,667
Sorry.

387
00:20:08,739 --> 00:20:10,172
It's okay.
It's okay.

388
00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:12,435
If she has sex before
I do, I swear...

389
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,102
Keep going, keep going, come
on, a little bit faster.

390
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,078
I'm trying. You know,
the car only goes so fast. Shit!

391
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,583
Keep driving. If we can't make it  fast
enough, then maybe somebody else can.

392
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:25,588
Just call 911 or something.
I don't know.

393
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:28,955
- Oh, wait wait wait wait. Uh, music.
- Okay.

394
00:20:29,026 --> 00:20:30,857
- French music.
- Yeah.

395
00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:33,429
I want this to be perfect.

396
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:39,199
Okay.

397
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,199
Sorry.

398
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:44,207
It's okay.
It's all right.

399
00:20:46,143 --> 00:20:48,373
You know what?
Let me, uh, let me get on top.

400
00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:49,936
Oh, okay.

401
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:52,039
Yeah.

402
00:20:53,784 --> 00:20:55,376
So...

403
00:20:55,453 --> 00:20:56,886
Oh.

404
00:20:56,987 --> 00:20:58,614
Oh, yeah.

405
00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:10,790
So, you know, like

406
00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:12,335
what do you like?

407
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:14,496
What do you mean?

408
00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:16,506
Are you up for anything or...

409
00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:19,737
Yeah, anything would be great.

410
00:21:33,858 --> 00:21:35,917
[Gasps] Oh, my God.

411
00:21:36,026 --> 00:21:38,551
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

412
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:43,758
Watch out, red light.
You're gonna kill us!

413
00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:47,093
Is it bleeding?

414
00:21:47,204 --> 00:21:48,603
Not yet.

415
00:21:48,706 --> 00:21:50,936
No? Okay.
It's good.

416
00:21:51,008 --> 00:21:54,500
Don't worry about it. It's fine, it's fine.
No, it's fine, don't worry.

417
00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:00,113
[Laughs]

418
00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:05,616
Did-did you
bring protection?

419
00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:08,283
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

420
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,894
Got it.

421
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:16,296
[Shouts]

422
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,095
Oh, shit.

423
00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:19,191
You guys all right in here?
Where's the fire?

424
00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,795
What?

425
00:22:21,906 --> 00:22:24,238
There's no fire.
If there was we'd know.

426
00:22:24,308 --> 00:22:26,640
My dad has sprinklers
installed everywhere.

427
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:29,076
Yeah, I know.
We called him, he's on his way.

428
00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:30,977
What? Oh, God!

429
00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:34,748
I'll call you later, all right?

430
00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:38,311
Bye. I'll call you. Um,
Yeah. We'll do this again.

431
00:22:38,556 --> 00:22:41,821
- Bye.
- Bye.

432
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:52,830
You girls are crazy.
I can't believe you called 911.

433
00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:54,404
It was an emergency!

434
00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:56,769
We told you the book was real.

435
00:22:56,841 --> 00:23:00,675
Chase, you've never even seen it, okay?
You two are jealous or something.

436
00:23:00,744 --> 00:23:04,009
You know, you're supposed to heat that
stuff up, by the way, before you eat lt.

437
00:23:04,081 --> 00:23:07,448
And, no thanks. You know, we almost died
on the way over here trying to help you.

438
00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:09,952
Okay, I'm sorry for
that, but by the way

439
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:13,012
I haven't eaten in three days getting
ready for Stanford to see me naked, okay?

440
00:23:13,123 --> 00:23:15,455
And you two just ruined the most
important night of my life.

441
00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:17,585
You'll thank us for this later.

442
00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:20,630
For an imaginary book Stanford's
not even a part of? I'm sorry.

443
00:23:20,698 --> 00:23:25,260
Go upstairs, get dressed, and I will show
you that the imaginary book is real.

444
00:23:25,336 --> 00:23:26,462
No!

445
00:23:26,537 --> 00:23:27,526
Go!

446
00:23:43,354 --> 00:23:45,549
How do you even know
what we're looking for?

447
00:23:45,656 --> 00:23:48,887
All she said was that X marks the
spot and we'd know it when we saw it.

448
00:23:48,959 --> 00:23:50,392
She's so full of crap.

449
00:23:50,494 --> 00:23:52,894
You guys, you guys,
stop. This is it.

450
00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:00,630
[Whispers] Oh, my God.

451
00:24:03,974 --> 00:24:06,499
Hang on, let's
flip to our year.

452
00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:08,738
What did I tell you, man?

453
00:24:08,812 --> 00:24:10,507
Ladies and gentlemen,
the bang book.

454
00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:11,843
Here we go.

455
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:13,315
Oh, there's Stanford.

456
00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:14,817
Stanford's not
that type of guy.

457
00:24:14,885 --> 00:24:16,512
He's a guy. They're
all that type.

458
00:24:16,587 --> 00:24:18,851
Oh, Chase, you've been
selected by Franklin.

459
00:24:18,923 --> 00:24:21,016
I wouldn't even do
him if I was drunk.

460
00:24:21,091 --> 00:24:23,924
At least you don't have Skeets.
Oh, my God, Hagatha is next to Marco.

461
00:24:23,994 --> 00:24:25,757
That's what that was about.

462
00:24:25,863 --> 00:24:27,524
And there's a check mark, too.

463
00:24:27,598 --> 00:24:30,362
And Hannah said this is all
about a football superstition?

464
00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:32,368
Yeah.

465
00:24:37,341 --> 00:24:39,536
This can't be happening.

466
00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:45,539
Hey.

467
00:24:45,616 --> 00:24:46,776
I know.

468
00:24:46,884 --> 00:24:48,181
Deep breaths, okay?

469
00:24:48,252 --> 00:24:50,345
I can get
through this. Yeah.

470
00:24:52,356 --> 00:24:55,223
Let's take a stand.
Let's make a pact.

471
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,055
Yeah.

472
00:24:57,127 --> 00:25:00,290
No sex until they
destroy this book.

473
00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:04,299
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get too hasty there.
Why don't we just torch it right now?

474
00:25:04,368 --> 00:25:06,393
- 'Cause they'll just make another book.
- Oh, okay.

475
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:08,301
We need to teach
these guys a lesson.

476
00:25:08,372 --> 00:25:10,863
Yes. I'm with
you, absolutely.

477
00:25:10,941 --> 00:25:14,138
All right, I'm in. Let's give these
guys a taste of their own medicine.

478
00:25:14,211 --> 00:25:15,803
It's payback time.

479
00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:17,642
[Door opens]

480
00:25:17,715 --> 00:25:20,240
Shit. Put that away.
Put that away, away, away.

481
00:25:24,755 --> 00:25:26,313
What do you mean
you got a plan?

482
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:28,255
Listen, I have a plan, okay?

483
00:25:28,325 --> 00:25:30,156
What's your plan,
to be an idiot?

484
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,659
God.

485
00:25:35,733 --> 00:25:39,169
Trust me, man, once a woman tastes
a man's nectar, she's his forever.

486
00:25:39,269 --> 00:25:43,228
It's something to do with the chemical
composition of spooge. It's nature, man I

487
00:25:43,307 --> 00:25:45,002
How you gonna do that though?

488
00:25:45,109 --> 00:25:46,906
I'm not gonna reveal
my secrets to you.

489
00:25:46,977 --> 00:25:49,343
Well, all I know is tonight
was definitely a bust.

490
00:25:51,515 --> 00:25:54,109
Hey, what if we, ya know,
don't get into the book?

491
00:25:54,184 --> 00:25:56,015
Not another word, spanky.

492
00:25:56,086 --> 00:25:57,519
Yeah, sorry.

493
00:25:57,621 --> 00:25:59,111
[Farts]

494
00:25:59,189 --> 00:26:00,679
Oh, nice one, Dumpelstiltskin.

495
00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:02,419
Oh, no, that wasn't me, man.

496
00:26:02,493 --> 00:26:03,460
Well, it wasn't me, either.

497
00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:07,122
Oh, yeah, right, you
ghostfarters, man up.

498
00:26:07,197 --> 00:26:09,358
How red were her lips?

499
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:11,526
I don't know.
I mean, she was wearing lipstick.

500
00:26:11,635 --> 00:26:14,695
Dude, it's cultural anthropology 101.
It's a primal animal thing.

501
00:26:14,805 --> 00:26:20,266
When a woman puts on lipstick up here,
she's really mimicking her other, ya know.

502
00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:22,278
Wah wah wee wee.

503
00:26:22,346 --> 00:26:25,110
(Trish) They're gonna hear us.

504
00:26:25,182 --> 00:26:28,208
Hey, you shake it more than twice,
you're just playing with it, dude.

505
00:26:28,318 --> 00:26:29,546
Yeah, I'd actually claim that.

506
00:26:29,653 --> 00:26:31,120
[Farts]

507
00:26:33,323 --> 00:26:35,154
[Farts]

508
00:26:35,225 --> 00:26:39,491
I'm so sorry, you guys.
I never fart. I swear.

509
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:40,894
Bullshit.

510
00:26:40,998 --> 00:26:42,363
Come on.

511
00:26:42,466 --> 00:26:44,331
[Farts] I-I gotta go. I'll be...

512
00:26:44,401 --> 00:26:46,892
Take care of your shit.
We'll meet you in the hallway.

513
00:26:47,004 --> 00:26:49,063
[Guys call out girls' names]

514
00:26:49,173 --> 00:26:54,736
♫ Let's get away
Just you and me ♫

515
00:26:54,845 --> 00:26:58,508
♫ Let's get away
Let's laugh and play ♫

516
00:26:58,582 --> 00:27:01,642
♫ Just feeling free ♫

517
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,746
♫ Come on let's move
And mount to the moon ♫

518
00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:10,988
♫ Like lovers do ♫

519
00:27:11,061 --> 00:27:16,260
♫ Dance until dawn
We'll watch the sun up here ♫

520
00:27:17,768 --> 00:27:20,202
Okay.

521
00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:22,932
We saw the book.
It's real.

522
00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:27,033
Now, we all have to be strong
together for a single cause.

523
00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:30,842
And that cause is, destroying the
book and everything it stands for.

524
00:27:30,914 --> 00:27:35,351
The way to do it? Don't have sex with any
guy until the football season's over.

525
00:27:35,419 --> 00:27:36,716
(girls) What?

526
00:27:36,787 --> 00:27:38,880
Yes, Sabrina.

527
00:27:38,956 --> 00:27:41,390
I know everything with
this book is crazy

528
00:27:41,458 --> 00:27:43,392
and I can only
speak for myself here.

529
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:46,952
But I wanna lose
my virginity, badly.

530
00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:48,122
Of course!

531
00:27:48,232 --> 00:27:50,860
But you don't want your first
time to be with some guy

532
00:27:50,934 --> 00:27:53,869
that's using you to get his
name in a stupid book.

533
00:27:53,937 --> 00:27:56,872
Yeah, I mean think of the stuff that
guys put us through over the years.

534
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:57,235
And for what?

535
00:27:57,307 --> 00:28:00,799
So we can be sitting around the phone for
hours just waiting for them to call?

536
00:28:00,878 --> 00:28:03,472
I mean, do we really
have to consider this?

537
00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:07,039
When a guy sleeps with a million
girls, he's some big man on campus.

538
00:28:07,117 --> 00:28:11,144
And we do and we get called sluts.
We have to take a stand.

539
00:28:11,255 --> 00:28:13,052
Yes, Sabrina.

540
00:28:13,123 --> 00:28:16,820
Just so I'm clear, blowjobs
are in the gray area.

541
00:28:16,927 --> 00:28:18,986
We're gonna need some help.

542
00:28:48,859 --> 00:28:51,020
Are you guys sure we're
in the right place?

543
00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:54,529
Tween Gaia worship.
They're hooking them while they're young now.

544
00:28:54,631 --> 00:28:56,030
What's Gaia?

545
00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,124
It's like witchcraft
or something.

546
00:28:58,202 --> 00:29:00,602
It's actually a good read.

547
00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:04,539
I was hoping someone from class would
come visit, but I'm glad it's you three.

548
00:29:04,641 --> 00:29:08,202
Uh, some of us heard that
there's some kind of a place?

549
00:29:08,312 --> 00:29:11,213
Like a back room of some sort?

550
00:29:11,315 --> 00:29:12,976
Back room?

551
00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:15,314
Yeah, you know,
like, back room.

552
00:29:15,385 --> 00:29:20,948
The room in the back, the...
I'm just gonna stop talking now.

553
00:29:21,024 --> 00:29:22,889
Oh.

554
00:29:22,993 --> 00:29:25,291
Follow me.

555
00:29:26,730 --> 00:29:28,994
It's not exactly a back room.

556
00:29:29,066 --> 00:29:30,966
It's more of a secret garden.

557
00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:33,969
A place for goddess worship.

558
00:29:34,037 --> 00:29:35,504
Sit down, sisters.

559
00:29:35,572 --> 00:29:37,733
Thank you.

560
00:29:37,808 --> 00:29:39,571
Sit.

561
00:29:40,978 --> 00:29:42,969
[Sighs]

562
00:29:43,046 --> 00:29:46,140
Now, tell me. This is about the
boys and football, isn't it?

563
00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:47,740
Well, beware.

564
00:29:47,851 --> 00:29:49,478
They will say anything

565
00:29:49,553 --> 00:29:52,317
do anything in
order to have you.

566
00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:55,847
They will dress
nice. Smell good.

567
00:29:55,926 --> 00:29:58,918
They might write you a
poem, or serenade you.

568
00:29:59,029 --> 00:30:02,521
They might even
say "I love you."

569
00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:05,591
But let me explain
one thing to you.

570
00:30:05,702 --> 00:30:09,502
One thing that you need to understand
with every fiber of your being.

571
00:30:12,943 --> 00:30:15,935
The power of the pussy.

572
00:30:16,046 --> 00:30:17,775
Excuse me?

573
00:30:17,848 --> 00:30:20,442
The power of the pussy.

574
00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:22,883
Okay, that's what
I thought you said.

575
00:30:22,953 --> 00:30:26,514
In prehistory, women's power of
creation was held above all else.

576
00:30:26,590 --> 00:30:30,219
Only through sex could men hope
to glimpse the higher power.

577
00:30:30,294 --> 00:30:33,388
The life force that naturally
flows through women.

578
00:30:33,463 --> 00:30:35,795
We are the mothers,
the creators

579
00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:38,697
the controllers
of our relationships.

580
00:30:38,769 --> 00:30:40,464
This is why you are here today.

581
00:30:40,537 --> 00:30:43,973
To know the power of the pussy.

582
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:47,408
Now let us hold
hands and chant.

583
00:30:51,648 --> 00:30:55,914
[Chanting] We are
women, givers of life

584
00:30:55,986 --> 00:30:57,749
mothers of earth.

585
00:30:57,821 --> 00:31:02,258
We give birth.
We are women.

586
00:31:02,326 --> 00:31:04,556
Creation is ours.

587
00:31:04,628 --> 00:31:08,997
Our monthly blood flow
gives us the power.

588
00:31:09,066 --> 00:31:13,002
The power of the pussy,
the pussy, the pussy.

589
00:31:13,103 --> 00:31:19,667
The power of the pussy.

590
00:31:19,743 --> 00:31:23,110
Ah! Feel the power.

591
00:31:36,493 --> 00:31:39,792
Is anyone else totally weirded out
by what just happened in there?

592
00:31:39,863 --> 00:31:40,852
Yeah, just a little bit.

593
00:31:40,964 --> 00:31:44,957
Are you guys crazy? That was amazing!
Please, come on. You loved it.

594
00:31:45,035 --> 00:31:47,936
- You're insane, Chase!
- You loved it. - You're weird!

595
00:31:52,109 --> 00:31:53,974
Helen!

596
00:32:05,655 --> 00:32:09,386
Well, what do you
think of this bad boy?

597
00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:10,892
What is that?

598
00:32:10,994 --> 00:32:13,224
What's it look
like? A toilet.

599
00:32:13,296 --> 00:32:16,390
You wanted your own bathroom in your room.
Now you're gonna get it.

600
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,162
I wanted this years ago.
It's too late now.

601
00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:22,399
What are you talking about?
I'll have it in the closet by Friday.

602
00:32:22,472 --> 00:32:26,408
Dad, why are you doing
this? It isn't fair!

603
00:32:26,476 --> 00:32:30,003
So, let me get this straight.
You don't want your own bathroom?

604
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,413
Yes, I did, when I was 12.

605
00:32:33,483 --> 00:32:36,247
I'm almost 18 now
and I'm moving out.

606
00:32:36,353 --> 00:32:40,255
Also, did I mention you're
gonna get your own entrance?

607
00:32:40,357 --> 00:32:43,758
I, uh, I'm gonna put in some
stairs and a door right here.

608
00:32:43,827 --> 00:32:47,319
This way you can come
and go as you please.

609
00:32:47,397 --> 00:32:50,924
Oh, and by the way, no curfew
as soon as you turn 18.

610
00:32:51,034 --> 00:32:54,026
Dad, you're not doing this for
me, you're doing this for you.

611
00:32:54,104 --> 00:32:58,871
I thought you were worried about me leaving,
but you're just afraid of being alone.

612
00:32:58,942 --> 00:33:02,343
Okay, obviously you're not in the
mood to talk about this right now.

613
00:33:02,412 --> 00:33:03,606
Get a dog!

614
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,511
Dad!

615
00:33:05,582 --> 00:33:07,174
What?

616
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:09,946
Will you get this
toilet out of my room?

617
00:33:14,224 --> 00:33:16,124
I can get a different seat.

618
00:33:16,226 --> 00:33:17,955
Out!

619
00:33:21,331 --> 00:33:24,129
(Franklin) I've got the theme
to our closing season party.

620
00:33:24,234 --> 00:33:26,964
Pirate night.
You know?

621
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:29,903
'Cause we're the buccaneers.
And plates are awesome.

622
00:33:29,973 --> 00:33:33,136
It's a wheel right now. It's not gonna be done.
I'm gonna need a little more help.

623
00:33:33,243 --> 00:33:35,541
But eventually it 's gonna be
a ship, a big pirate ship.

624
00:33:35,612 --> 00:33:37,910
Where's the poop deck?

625
00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:40,882
Good question, Skeets, and since
you so graciously asked it

626
00:33:40,951 --> 00:33:44,648
I will task you with
helping Franklin finish.

627
00:33:44,721 --> 00:33:46,211
Oh, God.

628
00:33:46,289 --> 00:33:48,154
Let's get back to work.

629
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:51,988
Who's that?

630
00:33:52,062 --> 00:33:53,723
Oh, it's just Hannah.

631
00:33:59,169 --> 00:34:01,262
So listen, I was, um

632
00:34:01,338 --> 00:34:05,104
I was kinda hoping that we could
maybe be alone tomorrow night.

633
00:34:05,175 --> 00:34:06,506
Okay.

634
00:34:06,576 --> 00:34:09,101
Okay. I'll pick
you up? 6: 30?

635
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:10,942
Yeah. 6: 30's great.

636
00:34:11,014 --> 00:34:13,346
Great.
Bye, sweetie.

637
00:34:18,622 --> 00:34:20,681
[Clears throat] Van Doren.

638
00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:23,190
What are you doing
in here all by yourself?

639
00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:25,454
Leave me alone, Skeets.
I have to study.

640
00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:28,191
Really? Well, you know, I
can help you out with that.

641
00:34:28,265 --> 00:34:30,028
If you go out with me.

642
00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:31,532
No way.

643
00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:33,432
Come on, Trish,
I know you want to.

644
00:34:33,503 --> 00:34:36,870
Oh, yeah. Hey, stop.
Give that to me. I need that.

645
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:39,272
- Just go out with me.
- No! - Trishy.

646
00:34:39,342 --> 00:34:40,468
Don't do lt.

647
00:34:40,544 --> 00:34:41,306
Go out with me, Trish.

648
00:34:41,378 --> 00:34:42,640
No. Stop!

649
00:34:42,712 --> 00:34:43,701
I'll spray you with this soda.

650
00:34:43,813 --> 00:34:46,782
Don't!

651
00:34:46,850 --> 00:34:48,875
[Pop music]

652
00:34:51,121 --> 00:34:52,713
What's going on in here?

653
00:34:52,822 --> 00:34:55,120
Trish started it.

654
00:34:55,191 --> 00:34:58,388
Yeah, right! M r. Oswald, I was in here
doing my experiment when Skeets came in...

655
00:34:58,461 --> 00:35:00,190
Clean this up, both of you.

656
00:35:00,297 --> 00:35:03,061
When you're done, there's
more detention duties.

657
00:35:04,534 --> 00:35:05,967
It's a date.

658
00:35:07,337 --> 00:35:08,634
Hey, don't touch my binder.

659
00:35:12,075 --> 00:35:15,909
You got a 49% on this test?

660
00:35:16,012 --> 00:35:18,003
Wow, that was really
close there, Trish.

661
00:35:18,081 --> 00:35:19,639
Better than you.

662
00:35:19,716 --> 00:35:21,843
That's a pretty
confident statement.

663
00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:24,318
Your ester links are all
messed up on question four.

664
00:35:24,387 --> 00:35:26,582
And on question seven,
there's no hydrogen atom.

665
00:35:26,656 --> 00:35:30,752
Now you know I'm smart, do
you wanna get naked or what?

666
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:32,987
This is so gross.

667
00:35:33,063 --> 00:35:36,260
Oh, come on. I don't mind getting
down and dirty for Mother Earth.

668
00:35:36,366 --> 00:35:38,334
Why do you have to be
such an ass all the time?

669
00:35:38,401 --> 00:35:39,595
Come on, Trish, I'm joking.

670
00:35:39,703 --> 00:35:43,036
No, you're being an idiot.
Why can't you just try being yourself for a change?

671
00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:46,769
I am. Okay? I choose idiocy.
It's a cause I believe in.

672
00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:51,279
This is high school. It's our last opportunity
to be complete morons and get away with it.

673
00:35:51,381 --> 00:35:56,842
I have the grades to get into any school I
want, but once those doors open in June

674
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,947
all I'm gonna remember is the fun
stupid shit we did this place.

675
00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:02,524
Like being an idiot?

676
00:36:02,592 --> 00:36:04,787
Exactly.
Carpe freakin' diem.

677
00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:07,352
I mean, what has being
myself ever done for me?

678
00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:11,059
Well, for one,
I'd like you more.

679
00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:13,466
You do want me.

680
00:36:15,805 --> 00:36:18,467
So, you know I'm up
for anything, right?

681
00:36:18,575 --> 00:36:22,033
Except for tea bagging. I don't know,
for some reason I find that offensive.

682
00:36:27,283 --> 00:36:28,978
Um, so, when?

683
00:36:29,052 --> 00:36:32,317
You know, I mean,
is Sunday okay?

684
00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:34,983
Do you feel
pressured to do this?

685
00:36:35,058 --> 00:36:36,889
No, why?

686
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,428
I mean, how about
from the guys?

687
00:36:39,496 --> 00:36:44,331
I heard in some schools they actually keep
track of how many girls they sleep with.

688
00:36:44,434 --> 00:36:47,892
No. No, I've never
heard anything like that.

689
00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:49,495
No?

690
00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:52,006
L... Why would
they do that?

691
00:36:52,075 --> 00:36:55,010
That doesn't even make
any sense, you know?

692
00:36:55,111 --> 00:36:57,011
[Clears throat]

693
00:36:57,113 --> 00:37:00,082
Uh, we should go for a drive
before my dad picks me up.

694
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:02,744
Uh, yeah, but I got
my car so I was...

695
00:37:02,819 --> 00:37:04,753
Let's go.

696
00:37:04,821 --> 00:37:06,948
Strap in tight.
You're gonna need it.

697
00:37:07,023 --> 00:37:09,685
Oh. Talking smack.
I like lt.

698
00:37:11,928 --> 00:37:15,921
[Heavy metal music]

699
00:37:18,034 --> 00:37:19,592
[Laughs]

700
00:37:25,141 --> 00:37:26,938
Whoa!

701
00:37:28,111 --> 00:37:30,136
Hey, Helen.

702
00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:32,647
Hey, what are you doing?

703
00:37:34,617 --> 00:37:35,709
Hey!

704
00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:38,821
[Groans]

705
00:37:40,223 --> 00:37:42,157
Helen, what are you doing?

706
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,824
Are you all right?

707
00:37:51,901 --> 00:37:53,664
Yeah. No,
I'm all good.

708
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,141
I just can't believe he
lied to me, that's all.

709
00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:01,734
H m. I like this one.

710
00:38:01,845 --> 00:38:03,403
Can't believe you're shocked.

711
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,414
- Easy! We're still dating.
- So?

712
00:38:05,515 --> 00:38:09,076
Well, we're still gonna have sex
when the football season's over.

713
00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:12,586
We're going separate ways next year.
That's really freaky.

714
00:38:12,689 --> 00:38:15,021
Gimme a turn.

715
00:38:15,091 --> 00:38:18,083
I hooked up with Franklin the
other day in the audio closet.

716
00:38:18,161 --> 00:38:19,753
What?

717
00:38:19,863 --> 00:38:21,194
I gave him some boob action.

718
00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:23,323
No way.

719
00:38:23,399 --> 00:38:25,993
Move. I wanna
see myself.

720
00:38:26,069 --> 00:38:29,766
It's funny you say that, because Skeets
came by the chemistry lab yesterday

721
00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:33,001
and he was actually really nice.
I mean, he's different when he's alone.

722
00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:34,771
Still an ass,
but he's different.

723
00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:36,505
What are you two talking about?

724
00:38:36,579 --> 00:38:37,341
What?

725
00:38:37,413 --> 00:38:41,110
You're just targets for those guys.
There's no relationship, there's no love.

726
00:38:41,184 --> 00:38:43,379
Oh, Helen, aren't
you so important?

727
00:38:43,453 --> 00:38:46,217
Like you and Stanny boy are the
only ones worthy of doing it.

728
00:38:46,289 --> 00:38:49,452
We actually do love each other.
We've never said it yet, but it's true.

729
00:38:49,526 --> 00:38:51,517
You're being so naive.

730
00:38:51,594 --> 00:38:54,119
Look, emotional love crap aside,
you're not ready to have sex yet

731
00:38:54,197 --> 00:38:55,459
because you can't
even enjoy it.

732
00:38:55,532 --> 00:38:59,628
How do you expect some guy to make you feel
something you can't even make yourself feel?

733
00:38:59,702 --> 00:39:01,693
Have you used your
birthday present yet?

734
00:39:01,771 --> 00:39:02,465
No.

735
00:39:02,572 --> 00:39:07,703
Your name's in the book right next to ours.
You need to get over yourself.

736
00:39:11,047 --> 00:39:14,312
[Slow rock music]

737
00:39:38,775 --> 00:39:41,972
[Metal music]

738
00:39:53,823 --> 00:39:57,452
[Techno music]

739
00:40:05,001 --> 00:40:08,528
[Slow music]

740
00:40:12,442 --> 00:40:17,277
[Rock music]

741
00:40:17,347 --> 00:40:21,306
[Classical music]

742
00:40:21,384 --> 00:40:25,980
[Techno music]

743
00:40:26,055 --> 00:40:27,886
[Music stops]

744
00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:40,697
[French music]

745
00:42:01,918 --> 00:42:03,579
[Shouts]

746
00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,430
Oh, my God, what are you doing?

747
00:42:19,502 --> 00:42:22,335
I, uh, I'm-I'm
making a salad.

748
00:42:22,438 --> 00:42:23,996
Well, you can't.

749
00:42:24,073 --> 00:42:25,506
I can't?

750
00:42:25,575 --> 00:42:26,769
No.

751
00:42:26,843 --> 00:42:28,470
Why not?

752
00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:30,512
Because I need to talk
to you right now.

753
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:33,014
Okay. Wha-what,
what's going on?

754
00:42:33,082 --> 00:42:36,677
Those brochures from the schools
that you left in my room

755
00:42:36,786 --> 00:42:39,277
they're actually not so bad.

756
00:42:39,355 --> 00:42:39,844
Really?

757
00:42:39,922 --> 00:42:42,948
That's terrific, you know

758
00:42:43,026 --> 00:42:44,926
because I've been thinking about
what we were talking about yesterday

759
00:42:44,994 --> 00:42:47,519
and the last thing I wanna be
is selfish with you, you know

760
00:42:47,597 --> 00:42:48,928
'cause I really want
what you want.

761
00:42:48,998 --> 00:42:51,193
- I don't want you to get hurt.
- Oh!

762
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:53,632
But there are still some things
that I can teach you about life

763
00:42:53,703 --> 00:42:56,695
and about relationships
and about men.

764
00:42:56,806 --> 00:42:58,137
I can take care of myself.

765
00:42:58,207 --> 00:42:59,606
That's not what I'm saying.

766
00:42:59,675 --> 00:43:01,267
What are you saying?

767
00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:04,313
I'm saying don't make
guys your everything.

768
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:06,473
Okay, I won't.
I promise.

769
00:43:06,549 --> 00:43:09,313
I don't want you to ever
make a guy your cake.

770
00:43:09,385 --> 00:43:10,374
Okay.

771
00:43:10,486 --> 00:43:12,818
I don't even want you to make
a guy the icing on your cake.

772
00:43:12,889 --> 00:43:14,686
Okay. I got it.

773
00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:18,056
At best it should be the sprinkles
on your icing. That's all.

774
00:43:18,161 --> 00:43:20,391
Thank you.

775
00:43:20,463 --> 00:43:22,397
Oh!

776
00:43:22,498 --> 00:43:24,659
What?

777
00:43:24,734 --> 00:43:28,670
I really appreciate it, Dad.
I promise he will only be my sprinkles!

778
00:43:35,378 --> 00:43:36,902
Do you not want a salad?

779
00:43:37,013 --> 00:43:40,312
[Pop music]

780
00:43:46,255 --> 00:43:48,189
You know she'll never do it.

781
00:43:48,257 --> 00:43:50,088
What are you talking about?

782
00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:52,650
Sex. You can
see it in her eyes.

783
00:43:52,728 --> 00:43:55,253
She's just the type of
girl that leads guys on

784
00:43:55,364 --> 00:43:57,924
and takes her
virginity to the grave.

785
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,436
But hey, call me when
you're tired of waiting.

786
00:44:04,173 --> 00:44:05,663
[Belches]

787
00:44:05,741 --> 00:44:07,766
Oh, nice suit.

788
00:44:07,877 --> 00:44:10,869
You look like
a sperm with a face.

789
00:44:10,947 --> 00:44:13,211
It's funny, yeah.

790
00:44:13,282 --> 00:44:16,115
I don't have to remind you how
precise this work is, right?

791
00:44:16,219 --> 00:44:18,449
No kidding around,
no joking. Seriously!

792
00:44:18,521 --> 00:44:20,955
Relax, okay?
What is this?

793
00:44:21,023 --> 00:44:22,388
Oh, it's papier-mâché.

794
00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:24,289
I just mixed it, so,
like, when it dries

795
00:44:24,393 --> 00:44:26,759
it gets all hard
and stuff, you know.

796
00:44:26,863 --> 00:44:31,197
So it means the faster you work, the
faster it'll mold to the frame, got it?

797
00:44:31,267 --> 00:44:34,725
Yeah. So you're saying this stuff
can pretty much mold to anything.

798
00:44:34,804 --> 00:44:37,034
Yeah, pretty much.

799
00:44:37,106 --> 00:44:39,700
I bet you 100 bucks

800
00:44:39,775 --> 00:44:43,541
that I can get every chick in the class
to touch my unit at the game next week.

801
00:44:43,613 --> 00:44:45,080
A hundred bucks?

802
00:44:45,148 --> 00:44:46,877
Yeah.

803
00:44:46,949 --> 00:44:48,974
Oh, buddy, you're on.

804
00:44:49,051 --> 00:44:50,916
Oh, Franky boy.

805
00:44:50,987 --> 00:44:52,978
Easiest 100 bucks
I'll ever make.

806
00:44:55,124 --> 00:44:57,649
Hey, man, where you going
with my papier-mâché?

807
00:44:57,727 --> 00:45:00,992
[Rock music]

808
00:45:06,235 --> 00:45:09,170
Oh. Wow, that's cold.

809
00:45:09,238 --> 00:45:11,934
(Trish) Chase has
something to say first.

810
00:45:12,008 --> 00:45:13,669
I do?

811
00:45:13,743 --> 00:45:16,906
Come on. Just
tell her already.

812
00:45:16,979 --> 00:45:18,606
Come on.

813
00:45:18,681 --> 00:45:20,945
I'm sorry for what
I said yesterday.

814
00:45:21,017 --> 00:45:25,010
I'm sure that you and Stanny have, you know,
a very mature and loving relationship.

815
00:45:25,087 --> 00:45:28,022
- Chase.
- Okay.

816
00:45:28,124 --> 00:45:32,618
We came up with another plan. Something that'll
make the guys feel just as used as we do.

817
00:45:35,031 --> 00:45:37,124
Keys and
a camera. What?

818
00:45:48,611 --> 00:45:50,704
I thought they
locked this place.

819
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:53,374
They do. But I have the keys.
But you have to be quiet.

820
00:45:53,482 --> 00:45:54,380
- Okay.
- Sh.

821
00:46:01,390 --> 00:46:03,358
Take off your shirt.

822
00:46:08,798 --> 00:46:09,890
Turn around.

823
00:46:09,966 --> 00:46:11,900
All right.

824
00:46:12,969 --> 00:46:15,403
Oh, nice.

825
00:46:15,471 --> 00:46:19,805
They say if you block one of your five
senses, the other four become heightened.

826
00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:21,809
Really? Like touch?

827
00:46:21,877 --> 00:46:23,401
Pants, too.

828
00:46:23,479 --> 00:46:24,571
Okay.

829
00:46:27,049 --> 00:46:28,346
There you go.

830
00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:30,408
Okay. I'll be
right back.

831
00:46:30,519 --> 00:46:31,679
Okay.

832
00:46:32,855 --> 00:46:34,482
I'll be here.

833
00:46:34,557 --> 00:46:38,891
♫ High school memory ♫

834
00:46:42,932 --> 00:46:48,097
♫ And in September
Will you be ♫

835
00:46:51,073 --> 00:46:54,201
♫ A big-shot
College jock ♫

836
00:46:54,277 --> 00:46:59,374
♫ And forget all
About little old me ♫

837
00:46:59,448 --> 00:47:01,040
♫ I know ♫

838
00:47:01,117 --> 00:47:06,282
♫ I know our love
Was meant to be ♫

839
00:47:06,389 --> 00:47:09,449
♫ So don't let
Our love become ♫

840
00:47:09,525 --> 00:47:12,892
♫ A high school memory ♫

841
00:47:16,432 --> 00:47:19,799
♫ I remember the prom
And the ball ♫

842
00:47:19,869 --> 00:47:24,306
♫ And all the things
we've done ♫

843
00:47:24,373 --> 00:47:28,639
♫ Don't let
these memories fade ♫

844
00:47:28,744 --> 00:47:32,805
Whoa, whoa, wait. Jesus Christ!
What are you doing?

845
00:47:32,882 --> 00:47:34,144
What are you guys doing here?

846
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,376
I'm on a date!

847
00:47:36,419 --> 00:47:38,319
Oh, man.

848
00:47:38,387 --> 00:47:39,649
I don't believe this.

849
00:47:39,755 --> 00:47:40,915
What are you doing?

850
00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:43,151
Don't fucking, don't...

851
00:47:53,969 --> 00:47:55,334
Oh, shoot.

852
00:47:55,438 --> 00:47:57,668
- You guys playing hide the pickle out here?
- No.

853
00:47:57,773 --> 00:48:02,267
Well, I'm sure you got a good reason for why
you got your peckers out, so let me hear it?

854
00:48:02,345 --> 00:48:04,313
- It's just a practical joke, coach.
- Yeah.

855
00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:06,108
There's supposed
to be girls here.

856
00:48:06,182 --> 00:48:07,274
Well, that might be true
and it might not be.

857
00:48:07,350 --> 00:48:10,114
But put those puppies in the pound
and get the hell outta here.

858
00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:12,510
Thanks, coach.

859
00:48:12,621 --> 00:48:14,418
Who told? H uh?

860
00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:16,185
Wasn't me.

861
00:48:16,292 --> 00:48:18,089
Dude, the girls found out
on their own. Okay?

862
00:48:19,428 --> 00:48:22,192
[Rock music]

863
00:48:31,173 --> 00:48:34,540
I can't believe this.
We gotta lock these chicks down, man.

864
00:48:34,643 --> 00:48:36,201
- Stanford, I can see your...
- Shut up, all right?

865
00:48:36,312 --> 00:48:38,371
We gotta do something
about this.

866
00:48:38,447 --> 00:48:40,813
Okay, okay, I know what to do.
Just follow me. Okay?

867
00:48:40,883 --> 00:48:42,248
They're everywhere, man.

868
00:48:43,219 --> 00:48:44,652
(Skeets) He's just up here.

869
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:45,709
The guy who started the book?

870
00:48:45,821 --> 00:48:49,985
Yeah, of course the guy who started the book.
We need help, we see the best.

871
00:48:50,059 --> 00:48:52,550
Yo yo yo, check this out.

872
00:48:54,497 --> 00:48:56,727
Howdy, ladies.

873
00:49:03,973 --> 00:49:07,841
If one of you guys called about the
ten-speed, you're three minutes too late.

874
00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:10,174
No, no, we're looking for Pete.

875
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,581
Ta dah. And that's
Handsome Pete.

876
00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:17,175
Need a ride, step inside.

877
00:49:18,521 --> 00:49:20,512
We're from Benjamin Dover.

878
00:49:20,589 --> 00:49:24,582
That time of year again?
I should've known. It's the book.

879
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:28,152
Yeah. Uh, some girls
actually found out about lt.

880
00:49:28,230 --> 00:49:30,425
Look, we need your
help. What do we do?

881
00:49:30,499 --> 00:49:33,525
Well, if you have 'em already
checked off, nothing!

882
00:49:33,602 --> 00:49:35,763
Next year everything
goes back to normal.

883
00:49:35,838 --> 00:49:37,931
No, that's the problem.

884
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:43,342
Yeah, uh, we haven't exactly, you
know, finished the list per se.

885
00:49:43,412 --> 00:49:46,438
Guys sure have it rough, huh?

886
00:49:46,549 --> 00:49:48,744
So much pressure.

887
00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:52,947
Always having to make the first move.
That's why I invented the book.

888
00:49:53,022 --> 00:49:57,959
It makes guys talk to girls.
It's an icebreaker.

889
00:49:58,027 --> 00:49:59,961
Wha-what are we
supposed to say though?

890
00:50:00,062 --> 00:50:03,793
Sensitive crap,
stuff from the heart.

891
00:50:03,866 --> 00:50:06,892
You know, like maybe you
got some special talent.

892
00:50:06,969 --> 00:50:10,632
You show her that, you're in!

893
00:50:10,739 --> 00:50:16,405
I mean, I know I guy who got laid off
of making' a girl a macaroni necklace.

894
00:50:16,479 --> 00:50:19,573
And if you're a dimwit and
you can't think of anything

895
00:50:19,648 --> 00:50:21,479
drop the "L" word.

896
00:50:21,584 --> 00:50:24,144
Mm, lesbian.
Oh, yeah.

897
00:50:24,253 --> 00:50:28,053
Right time, right place,
that don't hurt, either.

898
00:50:28,123 --> 00:50:29,647
Like a party?

899
00:50:29,725 --> 00:50:31,158
Yeah.

900
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:33,490
[Phone rings]
That’s actually a good idea.

901
00:50:33,596 --> 00:50:37,225
I gotta get this. It's
my macaroni necklace.

902
00:50:37,299 --> 00:50:38,891
Hi, honey.

903
00:50:38,968 --> 00:50:40,993
- So it's settled, boys. Party at my place.
- Yes.

904
00:50:41,070 --> 00:50:42,594
Every man for himself.

905
00:50:42,671 --> 00:50:44,764
I like it.

906
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,173
You all know what this is.
Skeet's party is this Saturday night.

907
00:50:48,277 --> 00:50:50,177
We're all going to go
and have a great time

908
00:50:50,279 --> 00:50:54,010
but you must remember that
there's gonna be temptation.

909
00:50:54,116 --> 00:50:56,846
Alcohol, expectations
to give it  up.

910
00:50:56,919 --> 00:50:58,910
They're pulling out
all the stops.

911
00:50:58,988 --> 00:51:02,253
They may even take
showers and smell nice.

912
00:51:02,324 --> 00:51:05,851
These guys all think that they have us
wrapped around their little fingers.

913
00:51:05,928 --> 00:51:08,954
But we're gonna go to that party and show
them that it  takes a hell of a lot more

914
00:51:09,031 --> 00:51:13,024
than some cheesy pick-up line or weak
attempts at flattery to get in our pants.

915
00:51:13,135 --> 00:51:15,695
This is our chance, ladles.
We're the ones with the power.

916
00:51:15,804 --> 00:51:19,535
So, who's with us?

917
00:51:19,642 --> 00:51:21,337
Yes, Sabrina?

918
00:51:21,443 --> 00:51:24,310
It's only six days left.
I think I can make it.

919
00:51:29,385 --> 00:51:30,943
[Screams]

920
00:51:34,123 --> 00:51:36,557
Well, did you enjoy your swim?

921
00:51:36,659 --> 00:51:39,127
That's very funny.

922
00:51:39,194 --> 00:51:42,891
Actually, I still can't figure out how you
got Coach Becker to bust us like that.

923
00:51:42,998 --> 00:51:44,488
Luck.

924
00:51:44,567 --> 00:51:46,398
- Look, I know what this is all about.
- And?

925
00:51:46,502 --> 00:51:49,835
And I just, I think we
should wipe the slate clean.

926
00:51:49,905 --> 00:51:52,669
You know, let's just forget
about the stupid book.

927
00:51:52,741 --> 00:51:55,073
A truce?

928
00:51:55,144 --> 00:51:57,840
Yes, a truce.

929
00:51:57,913 --> 00:51:59,244
Okay?

930
00:51:59,315 --> 00:52:00,748
Okay.

931
00:52:02,017 --> 00:52:03,848
You're not mad then?

932
00:52:03,919 --> 00:52:06,683
No, I'm not mad.
I should be asking you that. Okay?

933
00:52:06,755 --> 00:52:11,920
I-I just, I want it to be like
it was before, that's all.

934
00:52:12,027 --> 00:52:13,585
Sounds perfect.

935
00:52:13,696 --> 00:52:15,323
Okay.

936
00:52:16,732 --> 00:52:18,029
Well, I have to go.

937
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,829
Okay. Wait.

938
00:52:19,902 --> 00:52:21,870
What? Oh.
Okay, bye.

939
00:52:21,937 --> 00:52:23,564
Bye.

940
00:52:27,409 --> 00:52:29,036
Dude, it's a trap.

941
00:52:29,111 --> 00:52:29,839
I don't think so.

942
00:52:29,912 --> 00:52:33,006
Stanford and I are just gonna put the
whole bang book thing behind us.

943
00:52:33,082 --> 00:52:34,777
- Right.
- Well, he said so.

944
00:52:34,883 --> 00:52:37,681
Well, I think it's the other girls that
we should really be worried about.

945
00:52:37,753 --> 00:52:41,553
Look, worst case scenario, I stole a bottle
of these from my brother's private stash.

946
00:52:41,624 --> 00:52:44,559
You put a few in the
punch, boner central.

947
00:52:44,627 --> 00:52:46,686
- Oh my God.
- Is it safe?

948
00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:49,287
- My brother uses them all the
time with his girlfriend. - Ew.

949
00:52:53,869 --> 00:52:58,397
Uh, hey, Helen? Do you think we're
gonna want these old albums over there?

950
00:52:58,474 --> 00:53:00,465
What?

951
00:53:02,878 --> 00:53:04,209
What are you doing?

952
00:53:04,279 --> 00:53:05,871
Packing.

953
00:53:05,948 --> 00:53:07,916
Why, where are you going?

954
00:53:07,983 --> 00:53:10,747
To Paris!
I've decided you're right.

955
00:53:10,819 --> 00:53:12,980
We should get outta
here and move to Paris.

956
00:53:13,055 --> 00:53:15,649
I'm coming with you.
I already talked to Uncle Jack.

957
00:53:15,758 --> 00:53:18,420
He's calling around for me, and he
thinks he's already got a job for me.

958
00:53:18,494 --> 00:53:21,725
It turns out they have the same sprinkler
systems in Paris that they got here.

959
00:53:21,797 --> 00:53:23,822
Is that nuts or what?

960
00:53:23,899 --> 00:53:25,093
You're joking, right?

961
00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,259
I'm not gonna interfere.

962
00:53:26,335 --> 00:53:29,600
We'll be like roommates.
Just treat me like one of your girlfriends.

963
00:53:29,672 --> 00:53:32,072
You didn't raise an idiot.
I'm a strong person.

964
00:53:32,141 --> 00:53:33,403
I know you are.

965
00:53:33,475 --> 00:53:37,502
Well, you're not treating me like one.
I'm not your little girl anymore.

966
00:53:37,579 --> 00:53:41,447
I can take care of myself.
What are you so afraid of?

967
00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:44,111
Mom?

968
00:53:44,186 --> 00:53:46,916
Yes, your mom.

969
00:53:48,691 --> 00:53:51,023
I just don't want
you to get hurt again.

970
00:53:51,126 --> 00:53:54,789
You don't think I think about that?
I haven't lived with her since I was 12.

971
00:53:54,863 --> 00:53:56,125
I wanna get to know her.

972
00:53:56,198 --> 00:54:00,635
I love you, Dad, but I need
to go to Paris by myself.

973
00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:09,302
I think so. I mean, she was...
she was yelling a lot.

974
00:54:09,378 --> 00:54:12,609
Uh, she, I-I mean, at the
time I didn't know what it was

975
00:54:12,681 --> 00:54:15,445
but, uh, you know, she-she
was smiling and enjoying it

976
00:54:15,517 --> 00:54:17,212
so I think yeah,
I-I would say so.

977
00:54:17,286 --> 00:54:18,719
No.

978
00:54:18,787 --> 00:54:21,984
Um, I mean, no.

979
00:54:22,057 --> 00:54:24,617
No, I didn't.
I still haven't. Sucks.

980
00:54:24,693 --> 00:54:27,127
Uh, I think she did,
but who really knows?

981
00:54:27,262 --> 00:54:31,596
♫ I may be Mr. Magoo
But I see through you ♫

982
00:54:35,537 --> 00:54:39,496
♫ You got a way To suck me in and
then You spit me out again ♫

983
00:54:39,575 --> 00:54:41,736
[moans]

984
00:54:41,810 --> 00:54:44,176
We're good to go.

985
00:54:44,246 --> 00:54:46,237
[Moans]

986
00:54:46,348 --> 00:54:47,747
Nearly there.

987
00:54:47,850 --> 00:54:50,011
♫ To keep me blind ♫

988
00:54:50,085 --> 00:54:54,249
♫ Diggin' that silly
Old grin of mine ♫

989
00:54:54,323 --> 00:54:57,918
♫ If I give you my world
And you don't want it  ♫

990
00:54:58,026 --> 00:54:59,721
♫ That's just fine ♫

991
00:54:59,828 --> 00:55:03,764
♫ I'm Mr. Magoo but I
See right through you ♫

992
00:55:08,904 --> 00:55:10,769
Bon appetite.

993
00:55:10,839 --> 00:55:13,569
[Music and laughter]

994
00:55:16,612 --> 00:55:19,103
[Techno music]

995
00:55:22,117 --> 00:55:25,609
[Kandice Melonakos
sings I'm Alive]

996
00:55:47,109 --> 00:55:49,976
[No audible dialog]

997
00:55:50,045 --> 00:55:51,478
Chase?

998
00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:53,047
Hi, Franklin.

999
00:55:53,115 --> 00:55:55,413
You liking what
you're seeing so far?

1000
00:55:55,484 --> 00:55:56,815
Yeah.

1001
00:55:56,919 --> 00:55:58,250
Yeah.

1002
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,651
Wanna dance?

1003
00:55:59,755 --> 00:56:01,484
You know, I'm great right now.

1004
00:56:01,590 --> 00:56:02,716
You sure?

1005
00:56:05,894 --> 00:56:07,486
Excuse me.

1006
00:56:09,331 --> 00:56:11,492
Van Doren, hey.
Do you need some ice for that?

1007
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,659
No, thanks.

1008
00:56:13,735 --> 00:56:16,829
Uh, can you sit down?
Because I just wanna show you something.

1009
00:56:16,905 --> 00:56:18,395
Okay.

1010
00:56:18,473 --> 00:56:20,407
Okay. I wrote you
a little song.

1011
00:56:20,475 --> 00:56:21,339
Really?

1012
00:56:21,443 --> 00:56:24,776
Yeah, it's a little rough,
so just bear with me. Okay?

1013
00:56:24,847 --> 00:56:27,839
[Clears throat]

1014
00:56:27,950 --> 00:56:33,013
♫ First time I saw you
We were in biology ♫

1015
00:56:33,121 --> 00:56:37,854
♫ You looked pretty hot
In those tight blue jeans ♫

1016
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:42,624
♫ And even though I know You're
not quite as bright as me ♫

1017
00:56:42,698 --> 00:56:46,293
♫ But there's still only One
thing that I would like to see ♫

1018
00:56:46,368 --> 00:56:51,362
♫ That is oh I want
To Van Do you Van Doren ♫

1019
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,772
Hey.

1020
00:56:55,344 --> 00:56:57,437
Listen, I wanna
tell you something.

1021
00:56:57,512 --> 00:56:59,275
What?

1022
00:56:59,348 --> 00:57:02,647
I've been thinking about
it a lot lately and...

1023
00:57:02,718 --> 00:57:05,118
What? Tell me.

1024
00:57:06,788 --> 00:57:08,779
I wanted to tell you
that I love you.

1025
00:57:10,659 --> 00:57:14,322
It just made me realize
how much I care about you

1026
00:57:14,396 --> 00:57:18,389
how much I appreciate you and I just...
I wanted to be there for you and wait.

1027
00:57:19,701 --> 00:57:21,396
Hold on for one second.

1028
00:57:29,077 --> 00:57:32,342
Sorry, sorry to interrupt.
Um, Trish, can I talk to you for a second?

1029
00:57:32,414 --> 00:57:34,348
Yeah.

1030
00:57:34,416 --> 00:57:36,247
Sorry, hang on.

1031
00:57:44,826 --> 00:57:46,817
Chase.

1032
00:57:47,863 --> 00:57:50,093
I gotta go.

1033
00:57:50,165 --> 00:57:51,826
See ya.

1034
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:00,531
What's up?

1035
00:58:00,609 --> 00:58:02,099
I think the boys
are up to something.

1036
00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:02,767
What are you talking about?

1037
00:58:02,878 --> 00:58:06,712
Because...
Sabrina?

1038
00:58:06,782 --> 00:58:08,875
No, you didn't?

1039
00:58:08,951 --> 00:58:10,509
What?

1040
00:58:10,585 --> 00:58:12,280
Sex, Sabrina, sex.

1041
00:58:12,387 --> 00:58:14,582
No, no, l...

1042
00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:19,784
Hey.

1043
00:58:19,861 --> 00:58:23,194
Thanks. I'm going
to get a drink.

1044
00:58:30,272 --> 00:58:32,467
Okay, I did it.
I totally did it.

1045
00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:34,372
It was amazing,
can you believe it?

1046
00:58:34,443 --> 00:58:38,402
I felt more feelings
and sensations than

1047
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,414
I've ever felt before.

1048
00:58:40,482 --> 00:58:44,646
It hurt in the beginning,
but then it felt great.

1049
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,711
Think I'm in love with him.

1050
00:58:48,123 --> 00:58:50,148
(Scar) Sabrina

1051
00:58:50,258 --> 00:58:52,089
Scar?

1052
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,390
Where are the pills?

1053
00:58:58,667 --> 00:59:00,259
Okay.

1054
00:59:02,904 --> 00:59:05,099
What? Gimme those.

1055
00:59:05,173 --> 00:59:07,664
Whoa, Chase. Chase!

1056
00:59:07,743 --> 00:59:09,836
Come on, do you want
It to work or not?

1057
00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:11,606
Oh, ice.

1058
00:59:12,814 --> 00:59:15,248
Right, good, yeah.

1059
00:59:15,317 --> 00:59:17,182
This'll be a drink
they'll never forget.

1060
00:59:17,252 --> 00:59:18,776
Make it cold and appetizing.

1061
00:59:18,854 --> 00:59:20,344
There we go.

1062
00:59:20,422 --> 00:59:23,619
Okay. First one
for Stanny boy.

1063
00:59:23,692 --> 00:59:25,125
He deserves this.
He's a liar.

1064
00:59:25,193 --> 00:59:27,457
Perfect. Oh wait.

1065
00:59:27,529 --> 00:59:30,123
Just a few more just in case.

1066
00:59:31,967 --> 00:59:35,630
Who wants a drink?

1067
00:59:35,704 --> 00:59:38,764
Franklin, just the guy I was looking for.
Would you like a drink?

1068
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,205
Yeah.

1069
00:59:40,275 --> 00:59:41,970
It's Chase's famous recipe.

1070
00:59:42,044 --> 00:59:44,877
Is it? What's
In it? Marshmallows?

1071
00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:47,141
Enjoy.

1072
00:59:47,215 --> 00:59:48,705
Thanks.

1073
00:59:48,784 --> 00:59:49,944
Cheers.

1074
00:59:50,018 --> 00:59:51,383
Cheers.

1075
00:59:54,222 --> 00:59:57,214
Whoo. Salty.

1076
00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:01,328
Mm. Oh, that's nasty.

1077
01:00:01,396 --> 01:00:03,227
You like it?

1078
01:00:03,331 --> 01:00:05,663
Yeah, it's good.
It's just, you know, it's strong.

1079
01:00:05,734 --> 01:00:06,996
Drink up.

1080
01:00:07,069 --> 01:00:08,730
Mm.

1081
01:00:12,374 --> 01:00:14,501
Wow.

1082
01:00:14,576 --> 01:00:16,840
You trying to get
me drunk, huh?

1083
01:00:16,912 --> 01:00:18,402
Something like that.

1084
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,471
Yeah?

1085
01:00:20,549 --> 01:00:22,483
Let me get you another one.

1086
01:00:22,551 --> 01:00:24,917
Okay, yeah.

1087
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:28,353
I'll just, uh, I'll be here.

1088
01:00:30,592 --> 01:00:32,321
Hey, what's happening, man?

1089
01:00:32,394 --> 01:00:33,361
Chillin'.

1090
01:00:33,428 --> 01:00:34,258
Good party, huh?

1091
01:00:34,362 --> 01:00:34,919
Yeah.

1092
01:00:41,937 --> 01:00:44,201
Oh, oh, ah.

1093
01:00:44,272 --> 01:00:45,603
Dude, what?

1094
01:00:45,707 --> 01:00:48,938
You're drinking my spooge, man!

1095
01:00:49,044 --> 01:00:50,944
Who else drank this?

1096
01:00:51,046 --> 01:00:52,707
Everyone.

1097
01:00:52,781 --> 01:00:54,408
Oh, God!

1098
01:01:02,457 --> 01:01:04,618
Hey, it's getting out
of hand. We gotta go.

1099
01:01:04,726 --> 01:01:06,626
All the guys are out there
with raging boners.

1100
01:01:06,695 --> 01:01:10,187
(guy) Does anybody
else feel kinda...

1101
01:01:12,567 --> 01:01:14,797
No, no.
No, no.

1102
01:01:17,906 --> 01:01:19,737
The dosage we used
was too high.

1103
01:01:19,808 --> 01:01:22,868
I may have accidentally put
in a few too many pills.

1104
01:01:22,944 --> 01:01:25,811
[Groaning]

1105
01:01:30,652 --> 01:01:32,210
[Screams]

1106
01:01:32,287 --> 01:01:34,380
[Screaming continues]

1107
01:01:40,128 --> 01:01:41,755
Guys, come on, slow down.

1108
01:01:41,830 --> 01:01:43,422
Is he gonna be okay?

1109
01:01:43,498 --> 01:01:45,830
Hey, you take care,
Stanny boy, all right?

1110
01:01:45,934 --> 01:01:48,266
[Stan groans]

1111
01:01:48,336 --> 01:01:50,736
I warned him about you.
You're such a tease.

1112
01:01:57,812 --> 01:01:59,177
Look what you did.

1113
01:01:59,247 --> 01:02:00,509
What do you mean what I did?

1114
01:02:00,582 --> 01:02:01,844
That was an accident.

1115
01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:03,179
You told me they were safe.

1116
01:02:03,285 --> 01:02:04,183
I thought they were, okay?

1117
01:02:04,286 --> 01:02:06,777
How am I supposed to know you're not
supposed to put that many pills?

1118
01:02:06,855 --> 01:02:10,018
You know, if it weren't for you
two, I would have had sex by now

1119
01:02:10,091 --> 01:02:11,615
and Stan and I would be happy.
But no.

1120
01:02:11,693 --> 01:02:13,627
Stop blaming us, okay?

1121
01:02:13,695 --> 01:02:16,459
If you really wanted to have
sex that bad, you would've.

1122
01:02:16,531 --> 01:02:20,433
It's not dependent on what we say.
It's your choice.

1123
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,277
Hey.

1124
01:02:36,184 --> 01:02:38,379
How are you?

1125
01:02:41,556 --> 01:02:43,547
Talk to me.

1126
01:02:43,625 --> 01:02:47,117
You-you did this to me.
What else is there to talk about?

1127
01:02:47,195 --> 01:02:51,222
What about you? There was no truce.
You didn't stop.

1128
01:02:51,299 --> 01:02:54,632
All you cared about was the bang
book and your little football team.

1129
01:02:54,703 --> 01:02:57,171
It was just a stupid
superstition between us guys.

1130
01:02:57,239 --> 01:03:00,731
You know, like putting your right shoe
on before your left. It wasn't real.

1131
01:03:00,842 --> 01:03:03,743
We're not talking
about shoes here.

1132
01:03:03,845 --> 01:03:06,075
Yeah, I know we're not.

1133
01:03:06,147 --> 01:03:08,843
Okay, that's why I thought
tonight was our thing.

1134
01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:12,819
You know, like we said, a clean
slate between me and you.

1135
01:03:12,887 --> 01:03:17,586
I didn't care what anyone else did, you know?
We were more than that.

1136
01:03:17,692 --> 01:03:20,684
You didn't trust me.

1137
01:03:20,762 --> 01:03:24,596
That's why I ended up in a
hospital with a cast on my...

1138
01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:28,432
Look, let's just
forget about all this.

1139
01:03:28,536 --> 01:03:32,768
Come on. I'm sorry, okay?
Let-let me make it up to you.

1140
01:03:32,874 --> 01:03:38,278
No. No, just stop, all right?
I don't have anything else to say to you. Okay?

1141
01:03:40,348 --> 01:03:42,043
Just go.

1142
01:03:51,393 --> 01:03:53,725
Hey, Helen.
Why aren't you getting ready?

1143
01:03:53,795 --> 01:03:55,729
Aren't you going
to Stanford's game?

1144
01:03:55,797 --> 01:03:57,958
We're on an indefinite break.

1145
01:03:58,033 --> 01:04:00,058
What-what happened?

1146
01:04:00,135 --> 01:04:03,400
I said and did some
pretty stupid stuff.

1147
01:04:03,471 --> 01:04:06,133
You said and did some
pretty stupid stuff?

1148
01:04:06,241 --> 01:04:09,972
That's my girl.
Runs in the family.

1149
01:04:10,045 --> 01:04:12,070
You wanna talk about it?

1150
01:04:12,147 --> 01:04:14,240
You don't wanna know.

1151
01:04:14,316 --> 01:04:19,879
Hey, I'm your dad.
Come on, give me a try.

1152
01:04:19,954 --> 01:04:24,084
We put sex pills in the punch in the party
and then Stanford ended up in the hospital

1153
01:04:24,159 --> 01:04:27,060
with a raging boner
that wouldn't go down.

1154
01:04:29,164 --> 01:04:32,224
Can you please go back in time
and never tell me that story?

1155
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:35,428
Dad, what's wrong with me?
I'm so stupid.

1156
01:04:36,938 --> 01:04:38,337
I can't do anything right.

1157
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,341
Hey, come on, stuff happens.

1158
01:04:41,443 --> 01:04:45,903
Sometime your partner's gonna
end up in the hospital

1159
01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:49,780
with his junk in a sling.

1160
01:04:49,851 --> 01:04:51,580
Junk?

1161
01:04:51,653 --> 01:04:54,121
Uh, it's an old gym term.

1162
01:04:54,189 --> 01:04:57,681
Anyway, my point is that you're gonna
make mistakes in life, you know

1163
01:04:57,792 --> 01:04:59,919
and there's just
no avoiding it.

1164
01:04:59,994 --> 01:05:03,862
You know, when I was 19,
I hitchhiked around Europe.

1165
01:05:03,932 --> 01:05:05,957
Everywhere.

1166
01:05:06,034 --> 01:05:10,528
I slept in the park,
got drunk quite a bit.

1167
01:05:10,638 --> 01:05:12,799
Then I got robbed by gypsies.

1168
01:05:12,874 --> 01:05:14,364
- Gypsies?
- Yeah.

1169
01:05:14,476 --> 01:05:16,706
They took my money,
my passport, and...

1170
01:05:16,778 --> 01:05:20,373
but they didn't take my trombone,
which I considered a sign of respect.

1171
01:05:20,482 --> 01:05:22,882
Well, it was the best
worst time of my life.

1172
01:05:22,984 --> 01:05:24,884
Wouldn't trade a minute of it.

1173
01:05:24,953 --> 01:05:28,320
Why didn't you ever tell me
this kind of stuff sooner?

1174
01:05:28,390 --> 01:05:29,880
I don't know.

1175
01:05:29,958 --> 01:05:32,825
I wasn't ready.

1176
01:05:32,894 --> 01:05:34,657
I was embarrassed.

1177
01:05:34,729 --> 01:05:36,458
I didn't want you to go.

1178
01:05:39,634 --> 01:05:41,727
Hey. Here.

1179
01:05:44,672 --> 01:05:46,697
I got you this.

1180
01:05:48,209 --> 01:05:49,870
Dad!

1181
01:05:51,646 --> 01:05:54,342
Your mom is lovely

1182
01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:57,908
and beautiful
and funny and charming.

1183
01:05:57,986 --> 01:06:01,649
I hate her but you're gonna
get along great with her.

1184
01:06:01,723 --> 01:06:03,350
But, um...

1185
01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:05,985
Are you gonna be
okay without me?

1186
01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:10,196
I'll be fine.

1187
01:06:18,273 --> 01:06:21,208
I'm gonna go find those gypsies.
See you later.

1188
01:06:21,276 --> 01:06:24,439
[Woman slinging in French]

1189
01:07:11,493 --> 01:07:14,053
[Loud moaning]

1190
01:07:33,982 --> 01:07:36,177
[Cheering]

1191
01:07:47,262 --> 01:07:48,923
Hi.

1192
01:07:50,965 --> 01:07:53,934
I'm really, really sorry about
what I said the other night.

1193
01:07:54,002 --> 01:07:56,869
Well, we can't stay
mad at you forever.

1194
01:07:56,971 --> 01:07:59,701
Luckily for you,
we love you too much.

1195
01:07:59,774 --> 01:08:01,537
It's all good.
Sit down.

1196
01:08:04,445 --> 01:08:06,106
Thanks.

1197
01:08:06,180 --> 01:08:08,478
Did you change your
hair? You look different.

1198
01:08:08,550 --> 01:08:12,816
Uh, no.
Guess again.

1199
01:08:12,887 --> 01:08:16,220
No shit. You figured
it out, didn't you?

1200
01:08:16,291 --> 01:08:18,316
N ice!

1201
01:08:18,393 --> 01:08:20,486
Very nice.
I'm proud of you.

1202
01:08:20,562 --> 01:08:22,894
Yeah, that's great, just
when I have no one.

1203
01:08:22,964 --> 01:08:26,798
Um, actually, there's something
that I have to tell you two.

1204
01:08:26,868 --> 01:08:29,564
I wasn't a virgin
when we made our pact.

1205
01:08:29,637 --> 01:08:32,231
You slut. I want
details, come on.

1206
01:08:32,307 --> 01:08:35,401
Remember when I went to Hawaii?
Well, it  happened then.

1207
01:08:35,476 --> 01:08:39,242
I met this 15-year-old guy
who I let talk me into it

1208
01:08:39,347 --> 01:08:41,315
even though I knew
I wasn't ready.

1209
01:08:41,382 --> 01:08:44,180
I should've told you guys about it.
I just, I don't know.

1210
01:08:44,252 --> 01:08:47,153
I would've gone to Hawaii and kicked
his tropical ass for you, okay?

1211
01:08:47,221 --> 01:08:48,984
We would've been there for you.

1212
01:08:49,057 --> 01:08:50,752
Thanks, I know.

1213
01:08:50,858 --> 01:08:53,656
[Cheering]

1214
01:08:53,728 --> 01:08:56,891
[Rock music]

1215
01:09:00,768 --> 01:09:02,861
[People] Oh.

1216
01:09:02,937 --> 01:09:04,268
Yeah!

1217
01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:07,508
[Cheering]

1218
01:09:08,776 --> 01:09:10,368
Hut!

1219
01:09:10,445 --> 01:09:12,276
[Rock music]

1220
01:09:14,782 --> 01:09:16,340
Oh, fuck!

1221
01:09:21,189 --> 01:09:22,451
Come on!

1222
01:09:35,903 --> 01:09:38,394
Blue 32. Hut!

1223
01:09:40,074 --> 01:09:41,541
Down again!

1224
01:09:45,113 --> 01:09:46,137
[Whistle blowing]

1225
01:09:48,082 --> 01:09:50,073
[Over P.A.]
And that's halftime, folks!

1226
01:09:50,151 --> 01:09:51,482
What's up with this?

1227
01:09:51,586 --> 01:09:53,645
I don't know. The guys are
sucking tonight though, huh?

1228
01:09:53,755 --> 01:09:59,660
I mean, you guys don't think they were
actually right about the book, do you?

1229
01:10:02,964 --> 01:10:04,556
Hey! Where
are you going?

1230
01:10:04,632 --> 01:10:06,497
To talk to Stanford.

1231
01:10:06,567 --> 01:10:08,660
What? What
do you mean?

1232
01:10:10,505 --> 01:10:11,904
What is she doing?

1233
01:10:13,007 --> 01:10:14,406
Stanford! Stanford!

1234
01:10:14,475 --> 01:10:17,171
Wait.

1235
01:10:17,245 --> 01:10:20,180
I'm sorry about everything.

1236
01:10:20,248 --> 01:10:23,240
The boner pills,
the naked pool party

1237
01:10:23,317 --> 01:10:25,114
trying to kill you
at the racetrack.

1238
01:10:25,186 --> 01:10:28,246
I shouldn't have
done any of that.

1239
01:10:28,322 --> 01:10:30,916
But that whole book thing you
guys have is totally immature

1240
01:10:30,992 --> 01:10:33,187
and I thought I needed
to teach you a lesson.

1241
01:10:33,261 --> 01:10:36,856
I want what you want.
Love and sex.

1242
01:10:36,931 --> 01:10:38,660
(woman) Me, too.

1243
01:10:38,766 --> 01:10:42,133
Well, maybe in a different
order for you, but whatever.

1244
01:10:42,203 --> 01:10:44,467
I want you to win!

1245
01:10:44,539 --> 01:10:47,201
You guys are so good,
you're so talented

1246
01:10:47,308 --> 01:10:49,276
but right now you're sucking

1247
01:10:49,343 --> 01:10:52,210
and you blame us
girls and a book.

1248
01:10:52,313 --> 01:10:57,148
But the reason you're losing is because that
dumb book won't score you any touchdowns.

1249
01:10:57,218 --> 01:10:59,948
But if you believed in yourself
the way I believe in you

1250
01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:03,286
you could score a bunch of
touchdowns and win this game!

1251
01:11:03,357 --> 01:11:05,552
He's the kicker!

1252
01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:06,888
Okay, so you're a kicker.

1253
01:11:06,994 --> 01:11:09,053
Maybe that's never
happened before

1254
01:11:09,163 --> 01:11:14,567
but a lot of great things
haven't quite happened yet.

1255
01:11:17,405 --> 01:11:19,896
[Rock music]

1256
01:11:20,007 --> 01:11:21,668
Come on.

1257
01:11:21,743 --> 01:11:23,677
[Cheering and whistling]

1258
01:11:26,247 --> 01:11:28,477
One, two, three, four!

1259
01:11:28,549 --> 01:11:31,347
[Rock music]

1260
01:11:41,262 --> 01:11:43,753
[Cheering]

1261
01:11:48,903 --> 01:11:50,427
Hut. Hut.

1262
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,031
[Groaning]

1263
01:11:53,107 --> 01:11:54,836
[Cheering]

1264
01:12:04,018 --> 01:12:05,952
[Cheering]

1265
01:12:06,053 --> 01:12:07,281
Woo-hoo-hoo!

1266
01:12:09,724 --> 01:12:11,851
Blue thirty-two! Hut!

1267
01:12:15,797 --> 01:12:17,355
Touchdown!

1268
01:12:17,431 --> 01:12:20,059
[Cheering]

1269
01:12:22,403 --> 01:12:23,700
Hut!

1270
01:12:27,275 --> 01:12:29,300
Oh, yeah.

1271
01:12:30,945 --> 01:12:35,814
[Over P.A. inaudible]

1272
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,981
Hut!

1273
01:12:42,657 --> 01:12:43,646
Oh, my God.

1274
01:12:47,261 --> 01:12:49,320
[Cheering]

1275
01:12:53,134 --> 01:12:54,829
Touchdown! Yeah!

1276
01:13:00,174 --> 01:13:01,835
[Inaudible]

1277
01:13:22,630 --> 01:13:25,098
[Pop music]

1278
01:13:42,683 --> 01:13:44,947
You don't need Stanny-boy,
you got us.

1279
01:13:45,019 --> 01:13:48,216
She's right. We can grow old
and become spinsters together.

1280
01:13:49,857 --> 01:13:52,451
You should go say hi.

1281
01:13:52,526 --> 01:13:53,891
Is it that obvious?

1282
01:13:53,961 --> 01:13:55,223
Yeah.

1283
01:13:55,296 --> 01:13:56,661
Guys are scum.

1284
01:13:56,731 --> 01:13:59,063
Oh, Chase, they're not all bad.

1285
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:02,658
Tell her this "you-me"
thing, it's a pity date.

1286
01:14:02,737 --> 01:14:05,729
I feel bad for you,
you're not even my type.

1287
01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:10,370
Thanks.

1288
01:14:12,380 --> 01:14:14,575
Oh! Here he comes.

1289
01:14:14,682 --> 01:14:16,650
Let's go.

1290
01:14:20,388 --> 01:14:22,481
Hi.

1291
01:14:24,425 --> 01:14:26,017
Uh, you know I came with...

1292
01:14:26,093 --> 01:14:27,924
I know.

1293
01:14:28,029 --> 01:14:32,193
But we're not together.
At all. I wanted to let...

1294
01:14:34,168 --> 01:14:36,033
Let's get out of here.

1295
01:14:36,103 --> 01:14:38,537
All right. Come on!

1296
01:14:43,244 --> 01:14:45,439
Frank! You owe
me 100 bucks.

1297
01:14:45,513 --> 01:14:47,378
For what?
Being an idiot?

1298
01:14:47,448 --> 01:14:49,780
No, no. Look what she's
holding in her hand, man.

1299
01:14:52,286 --> 01:14:54,220
Ah, damn it.
Hold on.

1300
01:14:54,288 --> 01:14:57,621
Scar!

1301
01:14:57,692 --> 01:15:02,186
Thank you for introducing me
to the world of papier-mâché.

1302
01:15:04,865 --> 01:15:05,957
Okay, how about this?

1303
01:15:06,067 --> 01:15:09,127
Double or nothing I can
"out-prank" you this evening.

1304
01:15:09,236 --> 01:15:11,864
You are gonna
"out-prank" me?

1305
01:15:11,939 --> 01:15:17,138
Okay, spanky, you're on, buddy.
Yeah. Good luck.

1306
01:15:23,050 --> 01:15:25,211
Um, I'm gonna go get some air.

1307
01:15:25,286 --> 01:15:26,617
You want me to come?

1308
01:15:26,721 --> 01:15:28,416
No, I'm good.
Have fun though.

1309
01:15:28,489 --> 01:15:30,548
All right. Bye.

1310
01:15:33,260 --> 01:15:34,659
Hey.

1311
01:15:34,762 --> 01:15:36,821
Hi.

1312
01:15:36,897 --> 01:15:40,060
So, the guys are in the playoffs.
That's good for you, right?

1313
01:15:40,134 --> 01:15:42,329
Yeah, it's really good.

1314
01:15:44,939 --> 01:15:48,670
You know, on the field the other day,
I didn't mean to tackle you so hard.

1315
01:15:48,776 --> 01:15:51,836
Yeah, it was, it was a
little much, I'm sorry.

1316
01:15:51,946 --> 01:15:57,077
Ladies, can I interest you in a
photo beside my captain's wheel?

1317
01:15:57,151 --> 01:15:59,915
Uh, no thanks.

1318
01:15:59,987 --> 01:16:02,285
You never quit, do you?

1319
01:16:02,356 --> 01:16:06,452
Well, my creative juices are always flowing, Chase.
Have you seen Trish?

1320
01:16:06,527 --> 01:16:08,688
No, sorry, I haven't.

1321
01:16:08,763 --> 01:16:10,924
Never mind.
There she is.

1322
01:16:10,998 --> 01:16:15,697
Hey. Don't screw
with her, okay?

1323
01:16:15,803 --> 01:16:18,431
Van Doren! Come here.

1324
01:16:18,506 --> 01:16:19,871
No.

1325
01:16:19,974 --> 01:16:21,601
I just wanna
show you something.

1326
01:16:21,675 --> 01:16:23,768
I've already seen your
wiener-wheel, Skeets.

1327
01:16:23,844 --> 01:16:27,280
No, it's not that.
And trust me, you'll wanna see this.

1328
01:16:30,851 --> 01:16:37,120
Hi, everyone. This next song goes out to
someone who's very very special to me.

1329
01:16:37,191 --> 01:16:40,558
Uh, it's the four-day
anniversary of our lovemaking!

1330
01:16:40,628 --> 01:16:42,493
Scar?

1331
01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,053
This one's for you, baby.

1332
01:16:44,131 --> 01:16:46,793
[Soft music]

1333
01:16:46,867 --> 01:16:48,994
[Cheering]

1334
01:16:55,409 --> 01:16:58,173
♫ I heard the
Bells in my head ♫

1335
01:16:58,245 --> 01:17:00,907
♫ The second I saw you ♫

1336
01:17:01,015 --> 01:17:03,745
♫ And against my
Better judgment ♫

1337
01:17:03,851 --> 01:17:07,844
♫ I began to adore you and
I haven't stopped since ♫

1338
01:17:10,024 --> 01:17:13,016
♫ And I'm gonna
Make you know it  ♫

1339
01:17:14,395 --> 01:17:16,192
What are you doing out here?

1340
01:17:16,263 --> 01:17:17,753
Guys are lame.

1341
01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:19,025
No kidding.

1342
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:20,829
You want some?

1343
01:17:20,901 --> 01:17:23,870
What, are you trying to
take advantage of me?

1344
01:17:23,938 --> 01:17:27,374
You know, I've been thinking
about what you were saying.

1345
01:17:27,441 --> 01:17:32,105
This documentary's cool.
It's opening up people's eyes to what's...

1346
01:17:32,179 --> 01:17:35,671
♫ So perfectly with mine ♫

1347
01:17:35,749 --> 01:17:38,377
♫ We were made
To stand together ♫

1348
01:17:38,452 --> 01:17:41,546
♫ B y some great
Unknown design ♫

1349
01:17:41,622 --> 01:17:45,683
♫ For now and all of time ♫

1350
01:17:45,759 --> 01:17:48,125
♫ You will be mine ♫

1351
01:17:51,966 --> 01:17:56,562
♫ As for now and all of time ♫

1352
01:17:56,637 --> 01:17:59,231
♫ You will be mine ♫

1353
01:18:04,211 --> 01:18:08,978
♫ You will be mine ♫

1354
01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:10,311
Hey.

1355
01:18:12,086 --> 01:18:13,917
Hey, buddy.

1356
01:18:13,988 --> 01:18:16,149
That's good.

1357
01:18:16,257 --> 01:18:17,656
Hi, guys!

1358
01:18:17,758 --> 01:18:20,318
Hey.

1359
01:18:20,427 --> 01:18:22,327
What's up?

1360
01:18:22,396 --> 01:18:24,830
Nothing.

1361
01:18:24,899 --> 01:18:28,391
Hey, everybody, get in here.
Franklin’s got a surprise for us. Whoo!

1362
01:18:28,469 --> 01:18:30,164
Skeets!

1363
01:18:30,237 --> 01:18:32,933
Oh, shit.

1364
01:18:33,007 --> 01:18:35,498
I'm about to owe
Frankie a lot of money.

1365
01:18:35,609 --> 01:18:39,670
Double or nothing,
right? Beat this.

1366
01:18:39,747 --> 01:18:41,942
What is he talking about?

1367
01:18:42,016 --> 01:18:43,916
[All shout]

1368
01:18:43,984 --> 01:18:48,683
[Rock music]

1369
01:18:48,789 --> 01:18:49,915
Woo-hoo!

1370
01:18:55,462 --> 01:18:58,124
We'll get you back,
don't worry. Don't worry.

1371
01:19:01,535 --> 01:19:04,766
♫ You gotta do
What you gotta do ♫

1372
01:19:04,838 --> 01:19:08,205
♫ You gotta do
What you gotta do ♫

1373
01:19:08,309 --> 01:19:11,278
♫ You gotta do
What you gotta do ♫

1374
01:19:15,115 --> 01:19:19,017
[trombone playing]

1375
01:19:57,891 --> 01:20:01,918
So, after interviewing basically
everyone in my entire high school

1376
01:20:02,029 --> 01:20:06,261
and a few of my own misadventures,
I've realized something.

1377
01:20:06,367 --> 01:20:11,270
It doesn't matter if you're in the
audio closet or in the bedroom

1378
01:20:11,372 --> 01:20:14,273
or if you're with your
boyfriend or your best friend

1379
01:20:14,341 --> 01:20:16,332
it's all about timing.

1380
01:20:16,410 --> 01:20:20,506
I haven't done it yet, but
I have a feeling I will.

1381
01:20:20,614 --> 01:20:23,606
♫ She takes her time
With the little things ♫

1382
01:20:23,717 --> 01:20:25,548
♫ Love notes reminding me ♫

1383
01:20:25,853 --> 01:20:28,185
♫ She wears red when
She's feeling hot ♫

1384
01:20:28,255 --> 01:20:30,553
♫ I have her but
That's all I've got ♫

1385
01:20:30,624 --> 01:20:32,785
♫ She looks best
Without her clothes ♫

1386
01:20:32,860 --> 01:20:35,124
♫ I know it's wrong but
That's the way it  goes ♫

1387
01:20:35,195 --> 01:20:37,288
♫ I don't know what
She sees in me ♫

1388
01:20:37,364 --> 01:20:40,356
♫ But I'm happy
She's happy now ♫

1389
01:20:40,434 --> 01:20:42,959
♫ That she's with me ♫

1390
01:20:43,070 --> 01:20:45,231
♫ And I'm freakin' out ♫

1391
01:20:45,306 --> 01:20:48,139
♫ Because I'm just so lucky ♫

1392
01:20:48,208 --> 01:20:51,075
♫ Oh she makes me
feel like shit ♫

1393
01:20:51,145 --> 01:20:55,081
♫ It's always something
But I can't get over it  ♫

1394
01:20:55,149 --> 01:20:57,413
♫ She thinks it's nothing ♫

1395
01:20:57,484 --> 01:21:00,920
♫ Because she's everything
I ask for everything I ask for ♫

1396
01:21:00,988 --> 01:21:05,322
♫ And just a little bit more everything
I ask for everything I ask for ♫

1397
01:21:05,392 --> 01:21:07,986
♫ And so much more ♫

1398
01:21:11,598 --> 01:21:13,896
♫ She loves music but
She hates my band ♫

1399
01:21:13,967 --> 01:21:16,492
♫ Loves Prince
She's his biggest fan ♫

1400
01:21:16,603 --> 01:21:20,664
♫ Not big on holding hands But that's
all right 'cause I've still got her ♫

1401
01:21:20,774 --> 01:21:23,004
♫ Keeps up on current affairs ♫

1402
01:21:23,077 --> 01:21:25,272
♫ Prada is what she wears ♫

1403
01:21:25,346 --> 01:21:27,610
♫ I don't know what
She sees in me ♫

1404
01:21:27,681 --> 01:21:30,616
♫ And I'm happy
She's happy now ♫

1405
01:21:30,684 --> 01:21:35,417
♫ That she's with me
And I'm freakin' out ♫

1406
01:21:35,489 --> 01:21:38,356
♫ Because I'm just so lucky ♫

1407
01:21:38,425 --> 01:21:41,189
♫ Oh she makes me
feel like shit ♫

1408
01:21:41,295 --> 01:21:45,356
♫ It's always something
But I can't get over it  ♫

1409
01:21:45,466 --> 01:21:47,696
♫ She thinks it's nothing ♫

1410
01:21:47,801 --> 01:21:50,964
♫ 'Cause she's everything I ask
for everything I ask for ♫

1411
01:21:51,038 --> 01:21:55,372
♫ And just a little bit more everything
I ask for everything I ask for ♫

1412
01:21:55,476 --> 01:21:57,467
♫ And so much more ♫

1413
01:21:57,544 --> 01:22:01,810
♫ Fistfights turn into sex
I wonder what comes next ♫

1414
01:22:01,882 --> 01:22:05,978
♫ She loves to always
keep me guessing ♫

1415
01:22:06,053 --> 01:22:10,149
♫ She won't give it  up ♫

1416
01:22:10,224 --> 01:22:14,456
♫ And we both know ♫

1417
01:22:14,528 --> 01:22:19,989
♫ It's because Oh she
makes me feel like shit ♫

1418
01:22:20,067 --> 01:22:24,128
♫ It's always something
But I can't get over it  ♫

1419
01:22:24,204 --> 01:22:26,468
♫ She thinks it's nothing ♫

1420
01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:29,805
♫ 'Cause she's everything I ask
for everything I ask for ♫

1421
01:22:29,877 --> 01:22:34,075
♫ And just a little bit more everything
I ask for everything I ask for ♫

1422
01:22:34,181 --> 01:22:38,811
♫ And just a little bit more everything
I ask for everything I ask for ♫

1423
01:22:38,886 --> 01:22:43,516
♫ And so much more everything
I ask for everything I ask for ♫

1424
01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:45,990
♫ And so much more ♫

1425
01:22:59,206 --> 01:23:02,073
[Rumer Willis
sings Wild Cherry]