v1 00: 00: 00,000 -> 00: 00: 05,000 Original Netflix Comedy | Fair Das: lose it. 2 00: 00: 05,100 -> 00: 00: 09,050 : This translation has been withdrawn by Ahmed Abdali Ould El Kayed-Bouktab 2 00: 00: 09,050 -> 00: 00: 11,094 I lost 80 percent of my mind. 3 00: 00: 12,053 -> 00: 00: 12,971 This makes me feel very free. 4 00: 00: 18,685 -> 00: 00: 21,104 You should see the look now On your face now, by the way. 5 00: 00: 21,813 -> 00: 00: 24,274 San Francisco 6 00: 00: 31,072 -> 00: 00: 32,073 "Regency Hall" 7 00: 01: 04,022 -> 00: 01: 07,150 The evening of San Francisco. Are you excited, guys? 8 00: 01: 10,570 -> 00: 01: 12,197 Okay. My name is Fair Das. 9 00: 01: 12,280 -> 00: 01: 15,158 We'll have a great time tonight. I am very enthusiastic. 10 00: 01: 15,241 -> 00: 01: 16,576 This will be a delightful night. 11 00: 01: 17,118 -> 00: 01: 18,620 That's the accent I'm talking about now. 12 00: 01: 20,497 -> 00: 01: 23,875 I thought it was time to accept my prayer, Do you understand my destination? 13 00: 01: 24,292 -> 00: 01: 27,587 And to make the comic artist Indian More fundamentally. 14 00: 01: 29,506 -> 00: 01: 32,884 And anything that has an Indian character More than an artificial American accent? 15th 00: 01: 39,474 -> 00: 01: 40,683 I do not think you understand. 16 00: 01: 40,850 -> 00: 01: 43,520 I have a chance to make history tonight you guys. 17 00: 01: 43,603 -> 00: 01: 47,732 I can do that. I can be the first Indian Comes to "California" 18 00: 01: 47,816 -> 00: 01: 48,900 Then he leaves. 19 00: 01: 52,529 -> 00: 01: 54,030 Never before. 20 00: 01: 57,117 -> 00: 01: 59,035 Because you are joining this place, you guys. 21 00: 02: 00,036 -> 00: 02: 01,454 Until they expel you. 22 00: 02: 02,330 -> 00: 02: 04,916 As I heard in the news bulletin, This will happen after about 3 weeks. 23 00: 02: 07,836 -> 00: 02: 10,880 I was working in "America" ​​in 2002. 24 00: 02: 10,964 -> 00: 02: 13,842 But things did not go well, I traveled to a less attractive place. 25 00: 02: 16,845 -> 00: 02: 20,306 And then honestly, I did not think of you For 15 years. 26 00: 02: 21,182 -> 00: 02: 24,060 Because honestly, there is nothing You can get it in "America" 27 00: 02: 24,144 -> 00: 02: 25,770 I can not get it in India. 28 00: 02: 29,524 -> 00: 02: 31,151 Then my government banned beef 29 00: 02: 31,234 -> 00: 02: 34,404 I said to myself, "International professional life It may be a very bad thing! " 30 00: 02: 36,573 -> 00: 02: 38,825 Do not be mistaken. I came here For beef only. 31 00: 02: 41,619 -> 00: 02: 44,706 I spent two fruitful years, where you My first world tour. 32 00: 02: 44,789 -> 00: 02: 45,874 I saw the whole world. 33 00: 02: 45,957 -> 00: 02: 47,292 I went to ... yes. 34 00: 02: 48,543 -> 00: 02: 51,462 Do you want to know what is common denominator? Among 33 countries of the world? 35 00: 02: 51,546 -> 00: 02: 52,797 Do you want to know? 36 00: 02: 53,673 -> 00: 02: 57,594 There are two common denominators. First, I practiced The secret habit of all those 33 states. 37 00: 02: 58,928 -> 00: 02: 59,762 thank you 38 00: 03: 01,723 -> 00: 03: 04,392 I'm like "Genghis Khan" In the Holiday Inn chain. 39 00: 03: 05,351 -> 00: 03: 07,312 Hamdhi nuclear is everywhere. 40 00: 03: 08,354 -> 00: 03: 11,566 If your rooms are equipped with smart linens Memorize memories, memories. 41 00: 03: 19,365 -> 00: 03: 21,784 Secondly, wherever I go in the whole world, 42 00: 03: 21,868 -> 00: 03: 23,286 People say the same thing. 43 00: 03: 23,369 -> 00: 03: 24,913 They were saying to me, "My God, you're Indian? 44 00: 03: 25,622 -> 00: 03: 28,208 I love Indians. They are very smart. 45 00: 03: 29,250 -> 00: 03: 31,294 Indians are very intelligent. " 46 00: 03: 31,920 -> 00: 03: 34,923 Which makes me imagine that the rest of the world Not so smart. 47 00: 03: 36,799 -> 00: 03: 38,801 There is no answer to that question. 48 00: 03: 38,885 -> 00: 03: 40,845 Whenever someone says, "Indians are very smart," 49 00: 03: 40,929 -> 00: 03: 43,097 All we can do is say, "Welcome," and "Yes." 50 00: 03: 45,433 -> 00: 03: 46,267 Okay 51 00: 03: 48,728 -> 00: 03: 51,105 Because we all know reality, do not we? 52 00: 03: 51,731 -> 00: 03: 54,692 In fact, 20 percent of Indians are smart. 53 00: 03: 55,026 -> 00: 03: 58,947 And 80 percent of Indians are very stupid, So much so that we do not even give them passports. 54 00: 04: 01,366 -> 00: 04: 04,702 80 percent of Indians wear shirts "Ping Hyuman" and "Goda" shirts, okay? 55 00: 04: 04,786 -> 00: 04: 06,120 That is "India" in essence. 56 00: 04: 10,917 -> 00: 04: 13,670 No, in fact, 20 percent of Indians are smart, 57 00: 04: 13,753 -> 00: 04: 16,047 But it is a census game, So we can escape as such. 58 00: 04: 17,257 -> 00: 04: 20,885 Because 20 percent of Indians are close 98 percent of the population of most other countries. 59 00: 04: 23,763 -> 00: 04: 26,474 So statistically, Indians are not smart. 60 00: 04: 26,557 -> 00: 04: 28,643 There are only more intelligent Indians. 61 00: 04: 30,395 -> 00: 04: 32,647 If you find it difficult In accommodating that joke ... 62 00: 04: 38,027 -> 00: 04: 39,570 You are among the 80 percent. 63 00: 04: 41,155 -> 00: 04: 43,616 For the world to advance, you should leave. 64 00: 04: 44,826 -> 00: 04: 45,743 That's what I believe in. 65 00: 04: 45,827 -> 00: 04: 47,203 If this world were to advance, 66 00: 04: 47,287 -> 00: 04: 51,165 80 percent of us, that, everything, All these should go. 67 00: 04: 51,708 -> 00: 04: 55,336 The same number, 80/20, applies to you, Oh Americans, and English. 68 00: 04: 55,920 -> 00: 05: 00,300 Think of your state, 80 percent of Americans They speak English well. 69 00: 05: 05,722 -> 00: 05: 09,559 But I am sure that 20 percent of Americans They speak fluent English. 70 00: 05: 16,274 -> 00: 05: 18,484 If you do not understand the difference between them ... 71 00: 05: 20,486 -> 00: 05: 22,280 You will make America a great place again. 72 00: 05: 22,363 -> 00: 05: 25,241 I promise you. You are the chosen ones. This will be done with your help. You are Faisal. 73 00: 05: 28,244 -> 00: 05: 29,162 They built that wall. 74 00: 05: 31,622 -> 00: 05: 33,958 But in today's world, we do not need To speak English, 75 00: 05: 34,042 -> 00: 05: 35,918 Because we have social networking sites. 76 00: 05: 36,002 -> 00: 05: 39,589 80 percent of social networking sites Unable to spell "social" or "sites". 77 00: 05: 40,590 -> 00: 05: 42,842 If you can learn how to communicate Through it 78 00: 05: 42,925 -> 00: 05: 45,053 You will be able to control To any country in the world. Games 00: 05: 45,553 -> 00: 05: 49,390 That is the new strategy. There is a leader, Or a brand that gives us 3 or 4 evil words. 80 00: 05: 49,474 -> 00: 05: 52,560 We become magnetically hypnotized Or immediately enchanted. 81 00: 05: 52,643 -> 00: 05: 54,437 That's all it takes. 3 or 4 words. 82 00: 05: 54,520 -> 00: 05: 57,899 "Make (America) great." "They built the wall." "They imprisoned the commotion." "Drain that swamp." 83 00: 05: 57,982 -> 00: 05: 59,609 I love him." "You deserve it." 84 00: 05: 59,692 -> 00: 06: 01,778 "(Leo) to (geo)." "(I cry Bar Moody Sarkar)." 85 00: 06: 01,861 -> 00: 06: 03,654 And we are attracted immediately. 86 00: 06: 03,738 -> 00: 06: 04,572 But 87 00: 06: 06,199 -> 00: 06: 09,160 Daily on Twitter, They describe me as anti-patriotic, 88 00: 06: 09,619 -> 00: 06: 11,829 Non-national and traitor, 89 00: 06: 11,913 -> 00: 06: 12,872 Non-Indian, 90 00: 06: 12,955 -> 00: 06: 15,458 I say all that nonsense, "You're right!" 91 00: 06: 16,834 -> 00: 06: 21,672 Here's some funny information, 80 percent of my nationality Indian, but I am African at 20 percent. 92 00: 06: 22,507 -> 00: 06: 26,594 Yup. I know what is going on in your mind, "Fair, which means 20 percent?" 93 00: 06: 34,936 -> 00: 06: 36,104 I will tell you. 94 00: 06: 36,938 -> 00: 06: 40,358 It's my childhood, you guys. I spent my childhood in Africa. 95 00: 06: 40,942 -> 00: 06: 44,278 In Lagos, Nigeria, But when I say the word "Africa" 96 00: 06: 44,362 -> 00: 06: 47,448 First there are some musical ideas In your mind, right? 97 00: 06: 47,532 -> 00: 06: 48,991 As soon as I say the word "Africa" ​​... 98 00: 06: 50,034 -> 00: 06: 51,285 But then ... 99 00: 06: 52,537 -> 00: 06: 57,125 Tribes or nature come to mind Or wildlife or malaria. 100 00: 06: 59,794 -> 00: 07: 02,046 When my parents traveled to "Africa" In the early 1980s, 101 00: 07: 02,130 -> 00: 07: 05,550 When the Indians were traveling to "Africa" In pursuit of gold and diamonds 102 00: 07: 05,633 -> 00: 07: 07,468 Oil and Malaria ... 103 00: 07: 09,137 -> 00: 07: 11,222 Malaria never left Africa. 104 00: 07: 11,597 -> 00: 07: 13,975 If Africa were McDonald's, Malaria is fried potatoes. 105 00: 07: 14,058 -> 00: 07: 15,935 They offer it to you with all meals. 106 00: 07: 16,269 -> 00: 07: 19,981 I realize that I am somewhat unfair, Because I compare McDonald's to malaria. 107 00: 07: 20,064 -> 00: 07: 22,650 Because malaria is a treatable disease. 108 00: 07: 23,067 -> 00: 07: 23,901 But 109 00: 07: 25,736 -> 00: 07: 27,321 But the Indians were very wealthy in Africa. 110 00: 07: 27,405 -> 00: 07: 31,033 We were staying in a house surrounded by an electrified fence. All Indians lived in similar houses. 111 00: 07: 31,117 -> 00: 07: 37,165 At the gate of our house, around the clock, he was standing Gun guard gun AKK-47. security man 112 00: 07: 37,248 -> 00: 07: 40,376 Do you know how many people you may have Killing him in "India" 113 00: 07: 40,460 -> 00: 07: 41,961 In order to achieve that level Of security measures? 114 00: 07: 43,671 -> 00: 07: 45,256 I'm sorry, I've spoiled humor. Excuse me 115 00: 07: 46,257 -> 00: 07: 47,508 Just a moment. I will return the ball. 116 00: 07: 47,800 -> 00: 07: 51,095 Do you know the level of political standing necessary Required in India ... 117 00: 07: 56,392 -> 00: 07: 59,312 Then we lost everything within one week. 118 00: 07: 59,395 -> 00: 08: 02,482 A dictator was shot dead, The government changed and fled foreigners, 119 00: 08: 02,565 -> 00: 08: 05,276 Without warning, we became poor for the first time, 120 00: 08: 05,359 -> 00: 08: 07,195 But it was the worst kind of poverty you guys. 121 00: 08: 07,278 -> 00: 08: 08,321 New poverty. 122 00: 08: 10,239 -> 00: 08: 13,117 As you know, ordinary poor people do not need To think twice about those things. 123 00: 08: 13,201 -> 00: 08: 15,077 is not it? No, you accept it. 124 00: 08: 15,161 -> 00: 08: 17,788 I am poor, and you are poor, and we can not Afford the cost of living in the city center. 125 00: 08: 17,872 -> 00: 08: 20,082 We are in San José. You accept these things, but ... 126 00: 08: 27,423 -> 00: 08: 30,843 But when you are new poor, it will be yours A renewed ticket, including you. 127 00: 08: 30,927 -> 00: 08: 35,473 Let me give you some context. We moved from the house It had 9 bedrooms in Lagos, Nigeria, 128 00: 08: 36,057 -> 00: 08: 38,851 To a 7-bedroom house In Delhi, Noida. 129 00: 08: 40,978 -> 00: 08: 43,481 But we had furniture Adequate for one bedroom only. 130 00: 08: 44,148 -> 00: 08: 47,485 Do you imagine living in a house? Has 6 empty bedrooms? 131 00: 08: 48,444 -> 00: 08: 51,364 If you meet someone there, You assume only that he is a ghost. 132 00: 08: 53,366 -> 00: 08: 54,659 I was 16 years old. 133 00: 08: 54,742 -> 00: 08: 58,496 Do you know how important it is for a boy to have With his own bedroom at the age of 16? 134 00: 08: 59,247 -> 00: 09: 04,377 We produce the equivalent weights of our bodies of semen Daily at the age of 16 years. 135 00: 09: 06,212 -> 00: 09: 09,966 Indian men, you have already practiced Secret habit in an empty room without furniture? 136 00: 09: 11,092 -> 00: 09: 13,094 We need something to rest on, is not it 137 00: 09: 15,805 -> 00: 09: 16,722 Something structural. 138 00: 09: 18,224 -> 00: 09: 20,893 If you think of another girl The legs moved so. 139 00: 09: 20,977 -> 00: 09: 22,311 You understand what I mean. 140 00: 09: 23,145 -> 00: 09: 24,814 I had to practice to practice masturbation 141 00: 09: 24,897 -> 00: 09: 26,607 In the middle of the room as a yoga expert. 142 00: 09: 31,028 -> 00: 09: 32,822 As an expert on Chinese Fang Shui. 143 00: 09: 33,406 -> 00: 09: 36,033 Vasto and Tatasto are spiritual In one sexual shake. 144 00: 09: 37,743 -> 00: 09: 39,245 I was feeling well at the emptiness surrounding me. 145 00: 09: 39,829 -> 00: 09: 41,831 When I'm done, you fail In finding semen spots. 146 00: 09: 41,914 -> 00: 09: 43,541 Because the floors were made Of Italian marble. 147 00: 09: 45,918 -> 00: 09: 48,588 To this day, if you have an intimate relationship, Let the girl face the north side. 148 00: 09: 51,424 -> 00: 09: 52,800 My father is my hero. 149 00: 09: 52,883 -> 00: 09: 56,387 My father got down from driving a car "Mercedes" of the category "S", 150 00: 09: 56,470 -> 00: 09: 58,389 With exquisite German architecture, 151 00: 09: 58,472 -> 00: 10: 00,891 To drive the Maruti 800. 152 00: 10: 02,351 -> 00: 10: 04,812 Americans, it's a phrase For a skateboard with dreams. 153 00: 10: 06,147 -> 00: 10: 10,151 But he is my hero because he has never lost his optimism In his ordeal. 154 00: 10: 10,943 -> 00: 10: 13,404 The day we took it To buy that despicable car, 155 00: 10: 13,487 -> 00: 10: 15,489 She was very excited about that car. 156 00: 10: 15,615 -> 00: 10: 18,826 Knowing that this would make his family Excited about that car. 157 00: 10: 18,909 -> 00: 10: 22,330 Heck, I've even made the staff of the exhibition "Maruti" Are excited for the first time about that rundown car. 158 00: 10: 22,830 -> 00: 10: 26,417 He entered the exhibition and asked in enthusiasm, "Is this your top model?" 159 00: 10: 28,002 -> 00: 10: 29,003 Yup 160 00: 10: 30,338 -> 00: 10: 33,633 "What makes this model the best class?" "Sir, this model has four wheels. 161 00: 10: 36,427 -> 00: 10: 38,346 As well as sir, the car includes Ceiling sunroof. " 162 00: 10: 39,055 -> 00: 10: 42,016 "Really? I do not see a sunroof." "Yes sir, but the ceiling is made of tin. 163 00: 10: 43,434 -> 00: 10: 46,771 So it absorbs a large amount of heat, So you'll feel like you're sitting in the middle of the sun. 164 00: 10: 48,648 -> 00: 10: 51,192 This car has two indicators, sir, Left and right. 165 00: 10: 51,275 -> 00: 10: 52,443 Here is the right pointer. 166 00: 10: 56,197 -> 00: 10: 58,074 The car has six different speeds. " 167 00: 10: 58,157 -> 00: 10: 59,659 "I really see only 4 speeds." 168 00: 10: 59,742 -> 00: 11: 01,369 "Exactly, this is the first, 169 00: 11: 02,078 -> 00: 11: 02,912 The second ... 170 00: 11: 03,996 -> 00: 11: 04,830 The 3 ... 171 00: 11: 05,581 -> 00: 11: 06,415 The 3 ... 172 00: 11: 07,083 -> 00: 11: 07,917 The 3 ... 173 00: 11: 08,709 -> 00: 11: 09,669 And 4. 174 00: 11: 16,300 -> 00: 11: 18,803 Would you like to turn on the air conditioner sir? " 175 00: 11: 19,387 -> 00: 11: 20,721 Absolutely 176 00: 11: 27,228 -> 00: 11: 29,855 My mother had to find a job. She had never worked before. 177 00: 11: 29,939 -> 00: 11: 33,192 So I did the only thing she was doing Women who find English in India. 178 00: 11: 33,275 -> 00: 11: 35,194 She was reading the news bulletin On the "Durdashan" screen. 179 00: 11: 35,277 -> 00: 11: 39,198 Americans, our "Durdashan" More like CNN, but credible. 180 00: 11: 45,538 -> 00: 11: 47,707 Without any formal training or experience, 181 00: 11: 47,790 -> 00: 11: 51,669 My mother became a great news anchor In "Durdashan" within one week. 182 00: 11: 51,752 -> 00: 11: 53,713 That's all it takes. Yup 183 00: 11: 53,796 -> 00: 11: 56,966 The level of English was low In "Durdashan" to that extent its time. 184 00: 11: 58,718 -> 00: 12: 01,220 I do not know what happened In her first interview. 185 00: 12: 01,303 -> 00: 12: 04,557 They must have asked her, "Lady (Das), Can you spell the word "TGGS"? 186 00: 12: 05,850 -> 00: 12: 07,059 "Do you mean (espionage)?" 187 00: 12: 07,143 -> 00: 12: 08,394 "We hired you Madam! 188 00: 12: 15,109 -> 00: 12: 16,986 We are looking for correct pronunciation 10 years ago. " 189 00: 12: 18,404 -> 00: 12: 19,780 I changed my school. 190 00: 12: 19,864 -> 00: 12: 23,534 Moved from the top private boarding school of "India" Lawrence School, Sanar ... 191 00: 12: 24,118 -> 00: 12: 26,162 Yes, I was psychologically troubled. 192 00: 12: 26,245 -> 00: 12: 27,079 to me 193 00: 12: 30,416 -> 00: 12: 33,627 From the school "Lawrence", "Sanar" To the Delhi State School. 194 00: 12: 36,130 -> 00: 12: 37,882 Yes, that was a great transformation. 195 00: 12: 38,883 -> 00: 12: 40,885 I moved from a middle British school 196 00: 12: 40,968 -> 00: 12: 43,220 To a school where they spoke English At an average level. 197 00: 12: 49,685 -> 00: 12: 53,397 I moved from names, pronouns and deeds To the chest, shoulder and arm muscles. 198 00: 12: 55,483 -> 00: 12: 59,236 I moved from Shakespeare, Byron and Kets, To "Madam!" 199 00: 13: 02,072 -> 00: 13: 03,866 I could not pass the tests. 200 00: 13: 03,949 -> 00: 13: 06,619 My grades were so low At the Delhi State School. 201 00: 13: 06,702 -> 00: 13: 10,831 In the first meeting of parents, My teacher sat in front of her and said to them, 202 00: 13: 10,915 -> 00: 13: 11,999 the master 203 00: 13: 13,375 -> 00: 13: 15,211 Ms. Das ... 204 00: 13: 17,922 -> 00: 13: 21,217 (Fair) suffers from problems ... 205 00: 13: 30,017 -> 00: 13: 31,560 You need to 206 00: 13: 32,645 -> 00: 13: 34,063 Processed. " 207 00: 13: 35,648 -> 00: 13: 39,610 Then I realized she was talking to my father Very slowly. 208 00: 13: 42,947 -> 00: 13: 46,492 Because I think they assumed that stupid An inherent attribute in my family. 209 00: 13: 51,121 -> 00: 13: 53,499 In fact, I was not stupid. I only had difficulty reading. 210 00: 13: 54,458 -> 00: 13: 55,709 Do you know what the difficulty of reading? 211 00: 13: 55,793 -> 00: 13: 58,128 It is an imbalance in reading and writing. You confuse characters. 212 00: 13: 58,754 -> 00: 14: 01,382 When I was in school, These were never known. 213 00: 14: 01,966 -> 00: 14: 04,760 If I went to my parents and told them, "Mom, Dad, I have difficulty reading, " 214 00: 14: 04,844 -> 00: 14: 07,263 To tell me, "Shut up, do not assume the boys To have children like them. " 215 00: 14: 09,515 -> 00: 14: 10,349 But 216 00: 14: 11,141 -> 00: 14: 13,936 By the way, if you were having difficulty reading Homosexuality is a great choice. 217 00: 14: 14,603 -> 00: 14: 19,483 In addition to that homosexuality logo More like a child trying to spell a big word. 218 00: 14: 20,776 -> 00: 14: 22,528 Something like the word "local medicine pill" or ... 219 00: 14: 23,696 -> 00: 14: 24,697 "Algorithm." 220 00: 14: 25,865 -> 00: 14: 28,659 To this day, I can not write In continuous letters. It's a big problem in my life. 221 00: 14: 28,742 -> 00: 14: 30,286 I can not write any letters. 222 00: 14: 30,369 -> 00: 14: 33,747 I remember the first time I said to my mother With traditional Indian mindset, 223 00: 14: 33,831 -> 00: 14: 36,083 I told her, "Mom, I can not I can write letters that are connected. " 224 00: 14: 36,500 -> 00: 14: 39,003 She replied, "Why do not you write all the letters first 225 00: 14: 39,086 -> 00: 14: 40,421 And then reach them later? " 226 00: 14: 46,594 -> 00: 14: 50,806 "Because I write a dissertation, Mom, I'm not planning a quick route. " 227 00: 14: 53,142 -> 00: 14: 56,812 So I had to solve all my tests In capital letters, 228 00: 14: 56,896 -> 00: 15: 01,317 So in my final test of the 12th grade, I got 52 percent in English, 229 00: 15: 01,400 -> 00: 15: 03,193 Although my answers were good. 230 00: 15: 03,319 -> 00: 15: 06,614 I think the reason is that the debugger I thought I was upsetting him. 231 00: 15: 08,282 -> 00: 15: 09,867 He was reading my answer sheet. 232 00: 15: 12,328 -> 00: 15: 16,624 "The reincarnation of the spirit (Krishna) represents the real pattern For Indian mythology! " 233 00: 15: 17,333 -> 00: 15: 20,461 He was saying, "This is a good answer, But I do not like your behavior. " 234 00: 15: 22,254 -> 00: 15: 25,966 Because at that time, the shouting was a Hindu person Angrily without reason is something strange. 235 00: 15: 26,050 -> 00: 15: 27,509 Now it has turned into an election strategy. 236 00: 15: 34,600 -> 00: 15: 37,436 I lost 80 percent of my religion this year. 237 00: 15: 38,437 -> 00: 15: 41,523 I think the reason is that I started believing in God. 238 00: 15: 46,111 -> 00: 15: 50,115 I believe that the Lord exists In children, nature and animals, 239 00: 15: 50,199 -> 00: 15: 53,160 Almost everywhere, except the temples Churches and mosques. 240 00: 15: 53,243 -> 00: 15: 55,079 I do not believe that the Lord is there. 241 00: 15: 57,915 -> 00: 15: 59,291 Because that ... 242 00: 15: 59,875 -> 00: 16: 01,418 I do not think it goes to those places. 243 00: 16: 01,502 -> 00: 16: 03,003 I will explain the reason. 244 00: 16: 03,087 -> 00: 16: 05,547 Do you take self-portraits, guys? Have you ever taken a self portrait? 245 00: 16: 06,048 -> 00: 16: 09,259 You know how to show yourselves Beautifully in that picture, right? 246 00: 16: 09,718 -> 00: 16: 13,097 But if you phone your friend, It spoils that picture. 247 00: 16: 14,223 -> 00: 16: 15,516 Absolutely. Why 248 00: 16: 15,599 -> 00: 16: 19,103 Because he does not understand your right angles. 249 00: 16: 19,979 -> 00: 16: 22,398 I think that for the Lord, Man is like that friend. 250 00: 16: 23,691 -> 00: 16: 25,734 We have always distorted the image of the Lord 251 00: 16: 25,818 -> 00: 16: 28,570 Because we do not understand its correct angles. 252 00: 16: 28,904 -> 00: 16: 30,656 Symbolically and visually. 253 00: 16: 31,448 -> 00: 16: 33,826 I think "Jesus" when he entered To a church for the first time, 254 00: 16: 33,909 -> 00: 16: 35,452 He wondered, "What the hell is this? 255 00: 16: 37,997 -> 00: 16: 40,457 Who drew that nonsense? Are you "Leonardo"? come here 256 00: 16: 42,209 -> 00: 16: 43,419 What is this nonsense, my brother? 257 00: 16: 44,128 -> 00: 16: 46,797 Who is that slender man? What is this nonsense? What is that 258 00: 16: 51,343 -> 00: 16: 54,096 I carried that cross for 3 days Without any stimulants. 259 00: 16: 54,179 -> 00: 16: 56,306 Can not you draw a twisted arm muscle? Son of the Prophet? " 260 00: 17: 01,687 -> 00: 17: 05,441 For the Hindus, I think our God "Ganisha" when he entered the temple for the first time, 261 00: 17: 05,524 -> 00: 17: 07,151 He wondered, "What the hell is this? 262 00: 17: 07,943 -> 00: 17: 09,778 I am half human and half an elephant. 263 00: 17: 09,862 -> 00: 17: 12,448 This means brown and gray. What are all these colors? 264 00: 17: 13,824 -> 00: 17: 15,409 Are you taking the drug (acid) people? 265 00: 17: 16,952 -> 00: 17: 19,538 What is that? Hinduism in a film for (Disney)? What is going on 266 00: 17: 21,123 -> 00: 17: 25,627 For Muslims, I think the first time "Mohammed" entered a mosque, he said ... 267 00: 17: 30,215 -> 00: 17: 32,593 I do not know how Mohammed looks, do you know his shape? 268 00: 17: 33,594 -> 00: 17: 37,431 no one knows. Whenever we try to draw it, Someone gets shot, do you remember? 269 00: 17: 38,932 -> 00: 17: 41,977 I will not complete this joke because I'm afraid, okay? 270 00: 17: 47,024 -> 00: 17: 50,527 I feel you trembling with fear Because of that joke, yes. 271 00: 17: 55,199 -> 00: 17: 57,326 Listen, you guys, I believe That the future of world peace 272 00: 17: 57,409 -> 00: 17: 59,495 Will not stem from politics or economics. 273 00: 17: 59,578 -> 00: 18: 00,996 But will come from religions. 274 00: 18: 01,497 -> 00: 18: 04,374 The world will be fine when you learn All religions of the world 275 00: 18: 04,458 -> 00: 18: 06,210 Enjoy some fun and relaxation. 276 00: 18: 06,293 -> 00: 18: 07,503 Can we agree in this regard? 277 00: 18: 12,132 -> 00: 18: 14,718 There are two religions in particular, Christianity and Islam. 278 00: 18: 14,802 -> 00: 18: 16,970 You have to solve your problems, you guys. 279 00: 18: 17,054 -> 00: 18: 19,348 I feel that we, the Hindus, We can say that nonsense. 280 00: 18: 21,183 -> 00: 18: 23,352 Because Hinduism is like your close friend 281 00: 18: 23,435 -> 00: 18: 25,813 Who was involved in the midst of your awkward separation. 282 00: 18: 31,318 -> 00: 18: 35,572 I think the only state in the world Capable of achieving that peace is your state. 283 00: 18: 36,990 -> 00: 18: 37,825 USA 284 00: 18: 38,784 -> 00: 18: 40,327 You can do that. 285 00: 18: 44,915 -> 00: 18: 48,043 You Americans, just you To do with religion 286 00: 18: 48,752 -> 00: 18: 52,089 The same thing you did with the utmost skill, According to history 287 00: 18: 52,589 -> 00: 18: 54,049 With foreign foods. 288 00: 18: 59,638 -> 00: 19: 03,976 Just take it and make it Your stupid American version. 289 00: 19: 06,145 -> 00: 19: 08,397 Do not you want to see a religion of peace? In the world 290 00: 19: 08,480 -> 00: 19: 11,108 Do not you want to see that, ladies and gentlemen? is not it 291 00: 19: 11,692 -> 00: 19: 13,026 A new religion of peace 292 00: 19: 13,110 -> 00: 19: 17,322 Where Muslims and Christians can To meet together and pray in harmony. 293 00: 19: 17,406 -> 00: 19: 19,408 Ladies and gentlemen, it is the religion of "Karislam". 294 00: 19: 26,832 -> 00: 19: 27,791 Breathe. 295 00: 19: 29,209 -> 00: 19: 31,253 The "Karislam" is a great religion, comrades. 296 00: 19: 31,336 -> 00: 19: 32,963 As you know, Christians have a Sunday. 297 00: 19: 34,131 -> 00: 19: 36,091 And Muslims have on Friday. 298 00: 19: 36,884 -> 00: 19: 38,844 So in the "Kreislam", you will have a Saturday. 299 00: 19: 40,137 -> 00: 19: 42,598 You will wake up on a Saturday morning, You will go to the House of worship of the "Chosk". 300 00: 19: 51,982 -> 00: 19: 54,693 There are wonderful festivals in the "Kreislam" You guys. There is a Feast of the Passover. 301 00: 19: 57,529 -> 00: 20: 00,532 You can taste chocolate tortillas In the garden. It is very enjoyable. 302 00: 20: 04,244 -> 00: 20: 05,621 A Thanksgiving Day ... 303 00: 20: 07,623 -> 00: 20: 10,209 Where the Duca roasts in a burqa. 304 00: 20: 13,253 -> 00: 20: 16,131 And my favorite day guys will be the "Halal-Win". 305 00: 20: 23,388 -> 00: 20: 24,973 The "Halal-Win" is a very enjoyable holiday. 306 00: 20: 25,599 -> 00: 20: 27,809 Where Christians and Muslims meet together 307 00: 20: 27,893 -> 00: 20: 29,811 They disguise themselves as people who frighten them. 308 00: 20: 31,021 -> 00: 20: 32,981 I mean Hindus. 309 00: 20: 34,524 -> 00: 20: 36,568 There is also a common prayer in the Shusak. 310 00: 20: 36,652 -> 00: 20: 38,737 It is a beautiful, common prayer. 311 00: 20: 38,820 -> 00: 20: 40,656 Our Father who is in the heavens ... 312 00: 20: 40,906 -> 00: 20: 42,491 Our Father who ... God is greatest. 313 00: 20: 43,909 -> 00: 20: 44,993 Let your name be sanctified ... 314 00: 20: 45,077 -> 00: 20: 46,245 Your name is God. 315 00: 20: 47,079 -> 00: 20: 48,247 Give us in our day 316 00: 20: 48,330 -> 00: 20: 49,289 Our "beta" bread. 317 00: 20: 50,582 -> 00: 20: 51,833 As we forgive those 318 00: 20: 51,917 -> 00: 20: 53,418 Who are casting Hamas on us. 319 00: 20: 56,672 -> 00: 20: 59,299 Glory ... 320 00: 20: 59,383 -> 00: 21: 02,844 Allah 321 00: 21: 12,145 -> 00: 21: 13,939 Then wake up "Sono Nigam". 322 00: 21: 24,116 -> 00: 21: 26,785 Listen, if we relax a little We talked about religion, what is religion? 323 00: 21: 26,868 -> 00: 21: 30,080 It is a very old picture book. It is the story of superheroes very old. 324 00: 21: 30,163 -> 00: 21: 32,749 For Muslims, The Lord is your "Batman". 325 00: 21: 33,750 -> 00: 21: 36,378 For Christians, The Lord is your "Superman". 326 00: 21: 36,628 -> 00: 21: 39,006 They are stories of one super hero. 327 00: 21: 39,923 -> 00: 21: 40,882 But Hindus ... 328 00: 21: 43,218 -> 00: 21: 46,305 We created the Avengers series, you fuckers. That's what we excelled in, is not it? 329 00: 21: 50,934 -> 00: 21: 53,270 Did you imagine that I would not mention you? 330 00: 21: 53,937 -> 00: 21: 57,274 This is the essence of Hinduism. It's a series "Avengers". There are too many heroes. 331 00: 21: 57,816 -> 00: 21: 59,818 No one knows what the story is. 332 00: 22: 01,194 -> 00: 22: 03,155 And do not eat beef. 333 00: 22: 05,407 -> 00: 22: 07,701 No matter what we say, we do not understand either. 334 00: 22: 07,784 -> 00: 22: 09,328 We conclude with only words "Do not eat beef." 335 00: 22: 10,370 -> 00: 22: 12,789 "Do not eat beef" for us More like a song "Despacito". 336 00: 22: 12,873 -> 00: 22: 14,791 We always dangle in a vicious circle And get back to that point. 337 00: 22: 17,919 -> 00: 22: 21,089 We strictly prohibit eating beef. We are so extreme. 338 00: 22: 21,173 -> 00: 22: 23,508 We may eat flesh before we beg ourselves Eat beef. 339 00: 22: 24,468 -> 00: 22: 29,931 After a hundred years, will not remain in "India" Only 3 Hindus and 27 million cows. 340 00: 22: 42,402 -> 00: 22: 44,988 If you removed 80 percent of the nonsense In a religion, 341 00: 22: 45,072 -> 00: 22: 46,573 Only some great stories remain. 342 00: 22: 46,656 -> 00: 22: 47,824 That is all that will remain. 343 00: 22: 47,949 -> 00: 22: 50,494 Hinduism includes some amazing stories. 344 00: 22: 50,577 -> 00: 22: 53,955 From here he read the epic "Ramayan"? If you have read it, they will clap. 345 00: 22: 56,166 -> 00: 22: 58,043 For the rest of you, you must read it. 346 00: 22: 58,126 -> 00: 23: 00,170 It is one of the finest stories in the world. 347 00: 23: 01,046 -> 00: 23: 04,549 If, tonight, we are in San Francisco ... 348 00: 23: 08,053 -> 00: 23: 09,221 excuse me 349 00: 23: 10,514 -> 00: 23: 12,933 I want to cut on the "American" epic "Ramayan". three hundred fifty 00: 23: 14,351 -> 00: 23: 15,936 No! On your message! 351 00: 23: 16,019 -> 00: 23: 17,187 Shut up! 352 00: 23: 18,230 -> 00: 23: 21,066 Because if you wrote a blog after this concert, I will end up in prison. 353 00: 23: 21,942 -> 00: 23: 23,068 The law is very explicit. 354 00: 23: 23,193 -> 00: 23: 26,071 If any facts about the Ramayans were distorted, I might go to jail. 355 00: 23: 26,154 -> 00: 23: 27,322 So I will not do that. 356 00: 23: 27,656 -> 00: 23: 31,326 The only thing you will hear From my mouth is the truth. 357 00: 23: 33,870 -> 00: 23: 36,456 The rest of this will be a silent paragraph. 358 00: 23: 38,291 -> 00: 23: 41,378 So let's summarize the story of "Ramayan" For the Americans. 359 00: 23: 41,837 -> 00: 23: 44,881 Our great god was a god named Ram. 360 00: 23: 44,965 -> 00: 23: 48,468 His wife, our main god, She was a lady called Sita. 361 00: 23: 48,552 -> 00: 23: 52,305 Ram and Sita lived together in the forest Your general? 362 00: 23: 53,306 -> 00: 23: 57,853 14 years old. For protection, take them "Lakshman" brother of "Ram". 363 00: 23: 57,936 -> 00: 24: 02,357 So Ram, Lakshman and Sita lived, Together in the forest for 14 years. 364 00: 24: 05,444 -> 00: 24: 06,653 This is a fact 365 00: 24: 11,324 -> 00: 24: 15,036 Do you follow me Americans? "Archer Lakshman and Sita in the forest for 14 years. 366 00: 24: 16,121 -> 00: 24: 17,789 One day, in the middle of the night, 367 00: 24: 17,873 -> 00: 24: 20,834 "Ram" and "Lakshman" They hunt golden deer in the forest 368 00: 24: 21,418 -> 00: 24: 24,379 By the great bow which he gave Lord "Shiva" to "Ram". 369 00: 24: 24,963 -> 00: 24: 28,758 In the middle of the night, a demon called "Ravan" Kidnapping "Sita". 370 00: 24: 28,842 -> 00: 24: 30,343 Sita disappeared. 371 00: 24: 30,427 -> 00: 24: 32,804 Ram was furious. Things got worse. 372 00: 24: 36,266 -> 00: 24: 37,350 This is the epic of the Ramayan. 373 00: 24: 39,519 -> 00: 24: 40,437 Here is information! 374 00: 24: 41,938 -> 00: 24: 43,857 It's funny, do you know ... 375 00: 24: 44,941 -> 00: 24: 48,695 That Lakshman did not close his eyelids For the 14 years they spent in that forest? 376 00: 24: 48,778 -> 00: 24: 50,071 Do you know that information? 377 00: 24: 50,155 -> 00: 24: 51,281 Keep awake. 378 00: 24: 53,325 -> 00: 24: 56,578 Do you imagine how frightening it was? For SITA? 379 00: 25: 02,250 -> 00: 25: 04,669 If I woke up in the middle of the night, I was surprised by a man ... 380 00: 25: 04,753 -> 00: 25: 05,754 Hi 381 00: 25: 07,380 -> 00: 25: 09,591 good morning. did you sleep well 382 00: 25: 11,092 -> 00: 25: 13,512 "(Ram), can you get out of your scary brother? From here, if you allow? 383 00: 25: 14,221 -> 00: 25: 16,306 Do you know something? Go to the forest Bring me a deer. 384 00: 25: 17,098 -> 00: 25: 19,684 Let me be a golden deer because I am a girl from Delhi. " So he left. 385 00: 25: 24,523 -> 00: 25: 26,942 Now ... give me your attention People of San Francisco. 386 00: 25: 27,025 -> 00: 25: 30,320 In the middle of the forest, He saw a beautiful golden deer. 387 00: 25: 35,492 -> 00: 25: 36,409 Ram said, "Well ... 388 00: 25: 37,911 -> 00: 25: 39,621 I will play the gazelle with arrows. " 389 00: 25: 59,641 -> 00: 26: 00,517 Archer 390 00: 26: 22,914 -> 00: 26: 23,748 What is the matter 391 00: 26: 26,459 -> 00: 26: 28,128 "(Shiva) gave it to me, okay?" 392 00: 26: 31,548 -> 00: 26: 32,591 "Kill the deer." 393 00: 26: 58,533 -> 00: 26: 59,659 I can see you 394 00: 27: 31,524 -> 00: 27: 32,525 What is that 395 00: 27: 34,027 -> 00: 27: 35,153 "Sheva gave me her." 396 00: 27: 46,373 -> 00: 27: 48,667 If you remove the rich stuffing of religion, 397 00: 27: 48,750 -> 00: 27: 50,710 If you lose 80 percent of the debt, 398 00: 27: 50,794 -> 00: 27: 52,587 There will be an interesting story left. 399 00: 27: 52,879 -> 00: 27: 55,882 I love the stories because of my grandfather. 400 00: 27: 56,299 -> 00: 27: 57,592 I called him "Papa". 401 00: 27: 57,676 -> 00: 27: 59,886 He was the coolest storyteller I've ever met. 402 00: 27: 59,969 -> 00: 28: 02,722 Lost it last year. It was the saddest day of my life. 403 00: 28: 03,181 -> 00: 28: 05,475 The next day, it was all we could do Is to sit together 404 00: 28: 05,558 -> 00: 28: 08,812 Let's tell stories about his style In telling his amusing stories. 405 00: 28: 09,729 -> 00: 28: 14,109 This beautiful mix of sorrow And literary theft, in order to believe you. 406 00: 28: 15,110 -> 00: 28: 19,572 The best thing about his stories Is that they have not had the slightest relationship 407 00: 28: 19,656 -> 00: 28: 21,908 In the conversation that you were trying to do. 408 00: 28: 22,534 -> 00: 28: 24,202 He just decided to cut that nonsense. 409 00: 28: 25,537 -> 00: 28: 27,789 The first time my heart was broken, I was 16 years old. 410 00: 28: 27,914 -> 00: 28: 30,959 I rushed to him saying, "(Papa), (Saba) abandoned me. What can I do? " 411 00: 28: 31,960 -> 00: 28: 34,879 He said to me, "Do you know anything? Trust your father to a tree and hit him. 412 00: 28: 38,216 -> 00: 28: 40,593 Then I felt thirsty, so I went home, I drank some water, 413 00: 28: 40,677 -> 00: 28: 42,053 Then I went out and hit him again. " 414 00: 28: 43,722 -> 00: 28: 47,100 This was not an appropriate answer to my question 415 00: 28: 47,726 -> 00: 28: 51,187 Or if you think about it, An appropriate answer to each question 416 00: 28: 51,855 -> 00: 28: 54,274 Because you will not think about your separation at that moment. 417 00: 28: 54,357 -> 00: 28: 56,109 You will just say to yourself, "This man is wonderful." 418 00: 28: 57,318 -> 00: 28: 59,738 Who may be equipped with fluids While abusing a child? 419 00: 29: 06,119 -> 00: 29: 09,539 My grandfather taught me 80 percent of that frankness 420 00: 29: 09,622 -> 00: 29: 12,375 Which we greatly appreciate in each other it's not important 421 00: 29: 13,168 -> 00: 29: 16,629 If you could see beautiful lies, guys, 422 00: 29: 16,713 -> 00: 29: 20,884 The whole universe will conspire to turn those lies To reality. 423 00: 29: 21,718 -> 00: 29: 23,511 I submit to you, Harry Potter. 424 00: 29: 24,971 -> 00: 29: 28,099 "Harry Potter" is a lie Created by a lady in Scotland, 425 00: 29: 28,183 -> 00: 29: 32,520 But it is a beautiful lie believed by children, They turned it into reality. 426 00: 29: 32,604 -> 00: 29: 35,356 There are movies, promotional items and recreational parks. 427 00: 29: 35,440 -> 00: 29: 38,193 If you went to Kings Cross Station in London, 428 00: 29: 38,276 -> 00: 29: 41,780 You will find a column that is already written, Sidewalk 429 00: 29: 43,072 -> 00: 29: 44,240 No. 9, 3/4. " 430 00: 29: 44,324 -> 00: 29: 47,285 It is already there and you can see it 431 00: 29: 47,744 -> 00: 29: 49,204 Children Fools ... 432 00: 29: 53,625 -> 00: 29: 54,542 They run ... 433 00: 29: 55,919 -> 00: 29: 57,712 187 meters to a brick wall .. 434 00: 29: 58,922 -> 00: 30: 01,883 And fall more in a hateful way Than when they entered the station. 435 00: 30: 02,342 -> 00: 30: 05,428 This is awesome. Because they believe a beautiful lie. 436 00: 30: 06,679 -> 00: 30: 08,223 Before I tell you my next story, 437 00: 30: 08,306 -> 00: 30: 10,975 Are there any men from the Sardar? Or the Sikh among the attendees? 438 00: 30: 12,435 -> 00: 30: 17,023 I believe 99,999,348 percent Of the "Sardar" 439 00: 30: 17,106 -> 00: 30: 19,567 They are surprisingly smart. 440 00: 30: 19,651 -> 00: 30: 20,485 We agreed 441 00: 30: 20,735 -> 00: 30: 24,739 Even if you apply that percentage to the total census Sikhs in the whole world, 442 00: 30: 24,823 -> 00: 30: 25,907 We will have 3. 443 00: 30: 28,493 -> 00: 30: 30,870 And the third Sardar Exist in my next story. 444 00: 30: 30,954 -> 00: 30: 32,872 Now, when I was 12 years old ... 445 00: 30: 35,667 -> 00: 30: 37,252 You told me that we are in agreement, man. 446 00: 30: 38,753 -> 00: 30: 41,923 When I was 12 years old, my best friend was injured Amandib is an appendicitis. 447 00: 30: 42,006 -> 00: 30: 43,800 His condition was very serious, because his overload had exploded, 448 00: 30: 43,883 -> 00: 30: 46,094 But that was not the beautiful lie Which she told me. 449 00: 30: 46,761 -> 00: 30: 48,596 He said to me, "My stomach was hurting me one day, man. 450 00: 30: 48,680 -> 00: 30: 52,517 When I told my father that, I kept eating ice cream For two weeks, I have passed my tests. " 451 00: 30: 53,768 -> 00: 30: 55,436 I believe this beautiful lie, 452 00: 30: 55,520 -> 00: 30: 58,231 So I kept waiting for my chance for 4 months. 453 00: 30: 58,857 -> 00: 31: 00,984 In the middle of the quota, I raised my hand. 454 00: 31: 01,067 -> 00: 31: 02,068 "If you allow, Madam. 455 00: 31: 02,777 -> 00: 31: 06,865 My stomach hurts. I think I suffer Of inflammation in the (dominant). " 456 00: 31: 10,827 -> 00: 31: 13,037 My teacher said, "I think that boy Like me. " 457 00: 31: 15,248 -> 00: 31: 17,834 So I stayed in the hospital for two weeks I eat ice cream. 458 00: 31: 17,917 -> 00: 31: 20,587 And from time to time, there was a doctor Winx comes my stomach. 459 00: 31: 20,670 -> 00: 31: 23,673 I was issuing a sighing voice, Doctors believe the beautiful lie. 460 00: 31: 23,756 -> 00: 31: 26,301 I was thinking, "I'll get more ice cream." 461 00: 31: 26,885 -> 00: 31: 28,803 Except that they were thinking, "wild trip." 462 00: 31: 30,305 -> 00: 31: 33,099 So I was taken by car to "Chandigarh" To the Gaza Strip 463 00: 31: 33,182 -> 00: 31: 35,143 To the "Santok Senig" house for the elderly. 464 00: 31: 35,226 -> 00: 31: 37,103 It was Friday evening at 3 am. 465 00: 31: 37,186 -> 00: 31: 40,523 There were two doctors from the "Sardar" They wear medical masks and examine me, 466 00: 31: 40,607 -> 00: 31: 43,151 One of them was Dr. Santok. 467 00: 31: 44,903 -> 00: 31: 46,571 So the hospital was not as luxurious as it seems, 468 00: 31: 46,654 -> 00: 31: 49,324 But even closer to a modest clinic An enterprise as a home project. 469 00: 31: 50,450 -> 00: 31: 51,701 It was a little scary. 470 00: 31: 51,784 -> 00: 31: 55,413 Imagine if you took a flight to Lufthansa, Your pilot was Captain Tanza. 471 00: 32: 01,085 -> 00: 32: 02,879 I put a plastic Cuba on my face and I heard ... 472 00: 32: 04,047 -> 00: 32: 07,008 Which worried me. This was not the sound of "Punjabi" Familiar to me. 473 00: 32: 08,009 -> 00: 32: 08,968 If the machine produces this sound ... 474 00: 32: 09,719 -> 00: 32: 10,637 I was not to Amana. 475 00: 32: 15,934 -> 00: 32: 19,437 They told me, "(Fair), can you prepare From 1 to 20? " 476 00: 32: 20,021 -> 00: 32: 23,066 I was able to do that, and the two men were dazzled by it so far 477 00: 32: 30,323 -> 00: 32: 31,491 Heck, man. Okay 478 00: 32: 32,867 -> 00: 32: 35,453 Now the three of us were looking at each other In embarrassment 479 00: 32: 35,536 -> 00: 32: 38,081 Because everyone in the hospital They were still awake. 480 00: 32: 38,915 -> 00: 32: 41,376 There was a dialogue between the Sardar. 481 00: 32: 41,459 -> 00: 32: 43,378 "I think he's still awake." 482 00: 32: 47,215 -> 00: 32: 48,049 Oh really 483 00: 32: 48,758 -> 00: 32: 50,093 What inspired you? 484 00: 32: 50,510 -> 00: 32: 54,055 Is this because his eyes are open And because he looks at us now? " 485 00: 32: 54,138 -> 00: 32: 56,307 "Damn you (Panti)! Do not treat me like that, okay? " 486 00: 32: 58,351 -> 00: 33: 01,187 "Fair, can you sing the national anthem?" 487 00: 33: 01,938 -> 00: 33: 02,855 So, I am a shame ... 488 00: 33: 04,857 -> 00: 33: 06,484 Lying on a bed, I took a shower ... 489 00: 33: 09,320 -> 00: 33: 10,738 So I lost consciousness. 490 00: 33: 10,822 -> 00: 33: 13,408 I know why you are upset, Indians. 491 00: 33: 13,491 -> 00: 33: 15,159 I know what's going on in your mind. 492 00: 33: 15,243 -> 00: 33: 18,788 You think, saying, "He did not stand When I sing the national anthem. " 493 00: 33: 21,791 -> 00: 33: 23,668 Even the Americans say, "Could not he kneel?" 494 00: 33: 23,751 -> 00: 33: 25,420 "No, I could not stand on my damn knee." 495 00: 33: 25,962 -> 00: 33: 27,672 I woke up 12 hours later. 496 00: 33: 27,755 -> 00: 33: 31,009 Dr. Santok was standing next to me He seemed very angry 497 00: 33: 31,092 -> 00: 33: 33,803 Because he stopped believing the beautiful lie. 498 00: 33: 34,846 -> 00: 33: 38,349 He asked me, "Fair, your stomach did not hurt you, is not it 499 00: 33: 39,517 -> 00: 33: 40,977 "I feel pain ..." shut up 500 00: 33: 44,522 -> 00: 33: 46,691 We may be involved in a very difficult problem ... 501 00: 33: 48,026 -> 00: 33: 51,279 If people discover that two doctors from the Sardar ... 502 00: 33: 53,114 -> 00: 33: 55,867 They could not claim to be a 12-year-old boy He was lying to them. 503 00: 34: 00,038 -> 00: 34: 02,331 Because when your apartments are your belly, 504 00: 34: 02,415 -> 00: 34: 05,293 We found your worms intact Completely restored ... 505 00: 34: 06,127 -> 00: 34: 07,837 So we removed them anyway. " 506 00: 34: 11,883 -> 00: 34: 14,552 There lies the power of the beautiful lie. 507 00: 34: 14,635 -> 00: 34: 16,679 You can injure yourself Inflammation of the appendicitis. 508 00: 34: 20,016 -> 00: 34: 21,684 Hey, do not you believe me guys? 509 00: 34: 22,810 -> 00: 34: 23,644 Oh really 510 00: 34: 25,521 -> 00: 34: 27,148 Who believes me here? Lift up your hands. 511 00: 34: 31,611 -> 00: 34: 33,529 Who does not believe me? Lift up your hands. 512 00: 34: 35,031 -> 00: 34: 36,866 You wounded me, people of San Francisco. 513 00: 34: 38,743 -> 00: 34: 39,660 I feel great pain. 514 00: 34: 40,828 -> 00: 34: 44,207 Did anyone get inflamed? If you have been infected, raise your hands. 515 00: 34: 44,624 -> 00: 34: 47,210 Yes my friend, do you have a scar? How big is it? 516 00: 34: 47,293 -> 00: 34: 48,920 Are they so size, really? 517 00: 34: 49,003 -> 00: 34: 50,004 Is it that big? 518 00: 34: 55,218 -> 00: 34: 58,012 Things have just become real, Are not you, people of San Francisco? 519 00: 34: 58,763 -> 00: 35: 00,348 This scar is too big, is not it? 520 00: 35: 00,431 -> 00: 35: 03,101 This means that when they rip my stomach, Take a little riddles. 521 00: 35: 04,852 -> 00: 35: 07,355 There was a usual "Punjabi" surgery. 522 00: 35: 35,633 -> 00: 35: 37,885 Do you think there is a conversation? Between the two men? 523 00: 35: 37,969 -> 00: 35: 40,930 "(Panti), do you see the excess intact?" 524 00: 35: 42,932 -> 00: 35: 46,144 "Oh no (Santok), looks a little fluffy And perverted to the left. " 525 00: 35: 46,853 -> 00: 35: 48,437 "(Panti), this is not his bonus." 526 00: 35: 56,863 -> 00: 36: 01,367 So I lie now, and everyone around me They are happy with my lies, I think. 527 00: 36: 01,784 -> 00: 36: 03,828 Look how happy you are now. 528 00: 36: 04,328 -> 00: 36: 08,374 Probably because half the things I told you Tonight is just lies. 529 00: 36: 09,417 -> 00: 36: 12,086 Maybe I never grew up in Africa. 530 00: 36: 12,670 -> 00: 36: 14,630 I have never made a world tour. 531 00: 36: 14,714 -> 00: 36: 16,883 My grandfather did not even die. 532 00: 36: 19,051 -> 00: 36: 20,845 We brought him here by plane To attend this special "Netflix" concert. 533 00: 36: 20,928 -> 00: 36: 22,805 "(Papa), please stand up and greet the audience" 534 00: 36: 23,431 -> 00: 36: 26,058 Well, my grandfather already died, But was not that an interesting lie? 535 00: 36: 26,142 -> 00: 36: 27,101 That was fun. 536 00: 36: 27,518 -> 00: 36: 29,145 That was fun, guys. 537 00: 36: 29,228 -> 00: 36: 30,271 That was fun. 538 00: 36: 31,230 -> 00: 36: 32,690 I am subject to psychotherapy. 539 00: 36: 35,902 -> 00: 36: 38,696 I am receiving psychotherapy Because I lost 80 percent of my mind. 540 00: 36: 39,572 -> 00: 36: 40,573 This makes me feel very free. 541 00: 36: 41,657 -> 00: 36: 45,578 Indians are very conservative in this regard, we address Mental illnesses are like sexual diseases, right? 542 00: 36: 45,661 -> 00: 36: 48,247 Discreetly. lower your voice. do not tell any one 543 00: 36: 48,831 -> 00: 36: 51,542 But there may be a day in your life You need psychotherapy. 544 00: 36: 51,626 -> 00: 36: 53,294 When you need help, No harm from that. 545 00: 36: 53,961 -> 00: 36: 55,087 You may have suffered some loss. 546 00: 36: 55,546 -> 00: 36: 57,298 Perhaps your heart is broken. 547 00: 36: 57,381 -> 00: 36: 59,383 I was represented in a film called "Mastizade". 548 00: 37: 03,054 -> 00: 37: 04,972 We will have to stop the concert again, 549 00: 37: 05,723 -> 00: 37: 09,352 To explain to American viewers What is the film "Mastizadi". 550 00: 37: 11,729 -> 00: 37: 12,730 Listen, Americans ... 551 00: 37: 14,482 -> 00: 37: 18,444 "Mastizade" was a sex comedy With a high production budget, 552 00: 37: 19,111 -> 00: 37: 20,404 Of my championship. 553 00: 37: 21,864 -> 00: 37: 23,658 The worst thing about Mastizadi, 554 00: 37: 23,741 -> 00: 37: 26,077 There is no excuse justifying how bad that film is. 555 00: 37: 26,661 -> 00: 37: 29,580 If I tried to defend "Mastizadi", that would be More like "Hitler" if he said, 556 00: 37: 29,664 -> 00: 37: 31,415 "Hear, some of those Jews were the Ugandans." 557 00: 37: 34,752 -> 00: 37: 38,923 The worst thing about "Mastizadi" Is that it displays on the Netflix screen. 558 00: 37: 46,264 -> 00: 37: 48,266 If you write Fair Das on Netflix, 559 00: 37: 48,349 -> 00: 37: 50,643 You will find the name "Mastizadi" Next to the name of this concert. 560 00: 37: 52,436 -> 00: 37: 56,774 But when I made "Mastizade", I did something Played by every actor in "Bollywood" 561 00: 37: 56,857 -> 00: 37: 58,276 At some point in his life. 562 00: 37: 59,110 -> 00: 38: 00,903 I starred in a lousy film. 563 00: 38: 00,987 -> 00: 38: 03,364 Is not that fair? 564 00: 38: 05,574 -> 00: 38: 08,286 Did you know before I starred him? It was a bad film? 565 00: 38: 09,328 -> 00: 38: 10,204 Yup 566 00: 38: 10,705 -> 00: 38: 12,581 Yeah, sure, you know it's a lousy movie. 567 00: 38: 16,335 -> 00: 38: 18,796 I read the text of the film. Was "a ceremony, a ceremony, Vanities, vanities, the end. " 568 00: 38: 19,964 -> 00: 38: 21,173 But I was rather desperate. 569 00: 38: 21,257 -> 00: 38: 25,678 I needed money, and I had a chance To flirt with "Sani Leoni" on the screen for two months. 570 00: 38: 28,055 -> 00: 38: 30,558 "Sani Leoney", one of the most beautiful women in the world, 571 00: 38: 30,641 -> 00: 38: 33,311 You think you have wonderful stories 572 00: 38: 33,394 -> 00: 38: 35,396 For your children in the period of origin. 573 00: 38: 36,897 -> 00: 38: 40,609 Tell them how you came up with the title "ideal employee" In the "KPMG" store or similar. 574 00: 38: 43,529 -> 00: 38: 46,741 My children will run to my laptop, "This lady, Dad? 575 00: 38: 53,873 -> 00: 38: 55,958 I love you dad. you are my hero 576 00: 38: 58,461 -> 00: 38: 59,378 "Take the Maruti." 577 00: 39: 02,965 -> 00: 39: 06,218 She is smart, talented, talented and entrepreneurial. 578 00: 39: 06,302 -> 00: 39: 10,139 It is modest, and for this reason When the film was shown, no one was angry. 579 00: 39: 11,682 -> 00: 39: 13,434 Everyone was angry at me. 580 00: 39: 14,935 -> 00: 39: 18,773 The Times of India is the newspaper The most distributed in the world. 581 00: 39: 18,856 -> 00: 39: 21,400 They published an article supplement, entitled, 582 00: 39: 21,484 -> 00: 39: 24,862 "(Fair Das) committed suicide professionally. 583 00: 39: 24,945 -> 00: 39: 27,740 If he has a career from the ground up. " 584 00: 39: 29,617 -> 00: 39: 31,952 Then my phone stopped ringing ... 585 00: 39: 33,746 -> 00: 39: 34,955 For 5 months. 586 00: 39: 35,915 -> 00: 39: 37,958 Even the damn Vodafone company was not calling me. 587 00: 39: 44,799 -> 00: 39: 47,551 Once a month, there was an employee from Airtel, Wearing a nun's costume, and calling me, 588 00: 39: 47,635 -> 00: 39: 50,346 She says to me, "Shame on you," and then close the line. 589 00: 39: 53,182 -> 00: 39: 54,350 That's what you feel like. 590 00: 39: 54,433 -> 00: 39: 56,936 I felt very bitter and frustrated, 591 00: 39: 57,520 -> 00: 40: 00,689 It was as if I had completely spoiled everything I built For 10 years. 592 00: 40: 00,773 -> 00: 40: 03,150 In the end, it was all I did Is that I have learned a lesson. 593 00: 40: 03,943 -> 00: 40: 05,361 Here is the lesson you learned. 594 00: 40: 05,444 -> 00: 40: 06,445 I learned 595 00: 40: 08,280 -> 00: 40: 11,742 Your talent belongs to you 596 00: 40: 12,243 -> 00: 40: 15,079 Oddly, your reputation belongs to other people. 597 00: 40: 16,080 -> 00: 40: 18,874 That is, there are other people who decide When will you be wonderful? 598 00: 40: 18,958 -> 00: 40: 21,919 Or consumer, significant or insignificant, They want a self-image with you or they do not care about you. 599 00: 40: 22,002 -> 00: 40: 24,338 This is not your business. Do not think about those things. 600 00: 40: 24,422 -> 00: 40: 26,465 It's a disease. You can not control it. 601 00: 40: 26,549 -> 00: 40: 29,718 Focus on your talent It will always be fine. 602 00: 40: 29,802 -> 00: 40: 30,928 That's what I learned. 603 00: 40: 36,600 -> 00: 40: 39,562 I intend to take that suffering This is psychological bleeding 604 00: 40: 40,229 -> 00: 40: 41,939 Everything is hard 605 00: 40: 42,648 -> 00: 40: 45,526 I will devote all of this to "Mastizade 2" 606 00: 40: 45,609 -> 00: 40: 46,944 Which will be presented in October, you guys. 607 00: 40: 47,236 -> 00: 40: 50,239 It will be displayed on the Netflix screen. It will be a great film. 608 00: 40: 54,785 -> 00: 40: 56,662 Do you know what I was trying to do with that film? 609 00: 40: 56,745 -> 00: 40: 59,373 I was trying to gain more fame Faster. Thats all about it 610 00: 40: 59,457 -> 00: 41: 00,332 It has already done so. 611 00: 41: 01,041 -> 00: 41: 05,087 20 percent achieved more fame At the expense of 80 percent of my credibility. 612 00: 41: 08,507 -> 00: 41: 11,677 But we are saturated with these "Bollywood" dreams When we are in school, right? 613 00: 41: 11,760 -> 00: 41: 13,679 We see "Shahrukhan" on television. 614 00: 41: 14,180 -> 00: 41: 18,601 The biggest star in India opens his arms A girl runs toward him. 615 00: 41: 18,684 -> 00: 41: 20,936 And say to yourself, "O wonderful, I want to do it someday. " 616 00: 41: 21,020 -> 00: 41: 23,355 And achieved it. I lived that dream. 617 00: 41: 23,939 -> 00: 41: 28,819 When you do something like this, you discover that "Shahrukhan" Only he can do it perfectly. 618 00: 41: 30,321 -> 00: 41: 31,405 It is appalling. 619 00: 41: 31,947 -> 00: 41: 33,616 You need a lot of courage To do it perfectly. 620 00: 41: 34,200 -> 00: 41: 35,993 Do you know the internal dialogues By actors? 621 00: 41: 36,076 -> 00: 41: 38,829 That's what you say to yourself, "I'm bold. 622 00: 41: 40,331 -> 00: 41: 42,041 It's an endless audacity. " 623 00: 41: 43,417 -> 00: 41: 44,835 Come, look at my creation. 624 00: 41: 47,046 -> 00: 41: 48,714 Do not you believe me? I will prove this to you now. 625 00: 41: 48,797 -> 00: 41: 50,090 Come on. They all sang this song. 626 00: 41: 54,720 -> 00: 41: 56,680 "I'm bold. 627 00: 41: 58,307 -> 00: 42: 00,100 It's an endless audacity. " 628 00: 42: 16,742 -> 00: 42: 18,160 Then stay there ... 629 00: 42: 19,203 -> 00: 42: 20,329 Looking forward ... 630 00: 42: 21,580 -> 00: 42: 22,456 You are ... 631 00: 42: 24,250 -> 00: 42: 26,794 Because the girl is running towards you in slow motion. 632 00: 42: 30,422 -> 00: 42: 31,966 That is the scene you see. But I see ... 633 00: 42: 33,634 -> 00: 42: 35,177 They depict those scenes in real time. 634 00: 42: 35,844 -> 00: 42: 37,471 It reaches me within 3 seconds. 635 00: 42: 38,305 -> 00: 42: 41,308 She says to her, "Listen, I'm not perfect yet. Can you do another course please? " 636 00: 42: 43,352 -> 00: 42: 46,814 So the Indian film heroine spends her day Entirely in exercise. 637 00: 42: 47,940 -> 00: 42: 51,652 It carries 90 kilograms of embroidery Gold ornaments. 638 00: 42: 51,735 -> 00: 42: 55,114 You can see diamonds flying from them She runs. 639 00: 42: 55,197 -> 00: 42: 58,284 You see the Queen of England behind it Pick up those volatile ornaments. 640 00: 43: 10,546 -> 00: 43: 13,299 "Nirav Moody" is behind it Those volatile ornaments are picked up in turn. 641 00: 43: 20,681 -> 00: 43: 22,099 When you live that dream ... 642 00: 43: 23,058 -> 00: 43: 24,560 Then 80 percent of that dream ends, 643 00: 43: 24,643 -> 00: 43: 26,478 All it does is give you More dreams. 644 00: 43: 28,188 -> 00: 43: 30,983 So I do not know if I still want To be a hero of "Bollywood". 645 00: 43: 32,443 -> 00: 43: 33,736 I want to be a super hero. 646 00: 43: 35,738 -> 00: 43: 37,948 I will publish this message in the universe. 647 00: 43: 38,032 -> 00: 43: 40,951 I want to be a great Indian hero In one of Marvel's films. 648 00: 43: 45,873 -> 00: 43: 47,166 "Make it (Fair) in Marvel" 649 00: 43: 47,249 -> 00: 43: 48,083 Okay 650 00: 43: 49,543 -> 00: 43: 52,671 This is likely to happen, is not it? Have you seen Black Panther? 651 00: 43: 53,922 -> 00: 43: 57,718 As a person raised in Africa, I was very happy when I saw ... 652 00: 44: 03,641 -> 00: 44: 07,353 I feel happy because I saw African voices 653 00: 44: 07,728 -> 00: 44: 11,440 African and African perspectives, 654 00: 44: 11,523 -> 00: 44: 14,860 All wrapped together in a beautiful frame to generate money On 9 white people. 655 00: 44: 14,943 -> 00: 44: 16,403 I feel so happy with you guys. 656 00: 44: 18,656 -> 00: 44: 20,282 God bless you, you blacks. 657 00: 44: 20,366 -> 00: 44: 21,992 You offer the trick to silence. 658 00: 44: 28,666 -> 00: 44: 31,585 But what I'm telling him is they've had a movie for them In any case. They enjoyed Black Panther. 659 00: 44: 31,669 -> 00: 44: 33,629 Where is our film? Where is the movie "The Brown Cow"? 660 00: 44: 39,843 -> 00: 44: 41,762 Would not you like to watch "The Brown Cow"? 661 00: 44: 44,139 -> 00: 44: 46,308 Perhaps after 17 other sequel to the "Avengers" series. 662 00: 44: 46,392 -> 00: 44: 48,519 It is the end of the film. Nothing is going In a manner that would praise its aftermath. 663 00: 44: 48,602 -> 00: 44: 50,396 All five Avengers were killed. 664 00: 44: 50,479 -> 00: 44: 52,439 And Thanos is about to destroy the world. 665 00: 44: 52,523 -> 00: 44: 54,358 The planet is about to explode. 666 00: 44: 54,441 -> 00: 44: 55,693 Then suddenly you hear ... 667 00: 45: 01,615 -> 00: 45: 04,618 Then a large cow appears and sits in the middle of the film. 668 00: 45: 08,372 -> 00: 45: 09,998 Just as traffic hits India, 669 00: 45: 10,082 -> 00: 45: 12,835 The entire film stops motionless from around the cow. 670 00: 45: 16,088 -> 00: 45: 20,008 Then Thanos tries to kill the cow. It is surrounded by 40 Indian extremists to defend it. 671 00: 45: 21,802 -> 00: 45: 25,723 "This is our mother and our God. 672 00: 45: 25,806 -> 00: 45: 29,435 This is our mother and our God. " 673 00: 45: 32,312 -> 00: 45: 34,356 Then the tesserac stone falls on the ground. They all say ... 674 00: 45: 34,440 -> 00: 45: 39,445 "This is the place where the temple will be built." 675 00: 45: 43,866 -> 00: 45: 47,161 Because that is the political question Who has been operating India for 30 years. 676 00: 45: 47,244 -> 00: 45: 49,747 Do we build a temple or a mosque? 677 00: 45: 49,830 -> 00: 45: 50,664 Heck it! 678 00: 45: 50,748 -> 00: 45: 52,499 Bake some parathas bread. And fed him all. 679 00: 46: 02,843 -> 00: 46: 04,678 I know this seems elusive, But I am a man. 680 00: 46: 05,679 -> 00: 46: 07,431 Do you see this body? This is all a man. 681 00: 46: 08,265 -> 00: 46: 11,226 And men know their unrealistic dreams. 682 00: 46: 12,519 -> 00: 46: 14,062 I am a dreamer, people of San Francisco. 683 00: 46: 17,608 -> 00: 46: 18,901 Here is a dream that haunts me. 684 00: 46: 24,323 -> 00: 46: 25,574 I dream that ... 685 00: 46: 27,117 -> 00: 46: 28,118 one day 686 00: 46: 29,453 -> 00: 46: 32,122 That monkeys give scientists equal rights. 687 00: 46: 36,919 -> 00: 46: 39,588 We suppressed scientists for a very long time ... 688 00: 46: 41,465 -> 00: 46: 43,300 About their dream of becoming monkeys. 689 00: 46: 45,969 -> 00: 46: 48,680 Because during those beautiful 5 seconds When you lie down to sleep at night, 690 00: 46: 48,764 -> 00: 46: 50,808 When your dreams mix with your reality ... 691 00: 46: 52,142 -> 00: 46: 54,353 Everything the world dreams of becoming ... 692 00: 46: 56,438 -> 00: 46: 57,356 Is a monkey. 693 00: 47: 04,738 -> 00: 47: 06,281 Do you understand what I say, people of San Francisco? 694 00: 47: 09,493 -> 00: 47: 10,327 No 695 00: 47: 12,538 -> 00: 47: 13,455 Do you agree with me as I say? 696 00: 47: 14,915 -> 00: 47: 15,749 No 697 00: 47: 18,627 -> 00: 47: 21,421 That is what I feel On gender equality. 698 00: 47: 30,848 -> 00: 47: 33,475 Well women, rest assured. For heaven's sake 699 00: 47: 34,142 -> 00: 47: 36,436 Did you feel the energy change in the hall? 700 00: 47: 36,520 -> 00: 47: 40,065 The effects of the articles "Bazvid" raging in their bodies. Did you feel that? 701 00: 47: 43,652 -> 00: 47: 45,195 The dictionary defines gender equality 702 00: 47: 45,279 -> 00: 47: 48,657 As a champion of equal rights, Based on gender equality. 703 00: 47: 48,740 -> 00: 47: 51,493 I only agree to the first half Of that phrase. 704 00: 47: 52,160 -> 00: 47: 53,829 I believe that we deserve equal rights. 705 00: 47: 53,912 -> 00: 47: 56,540 But I do not believe in gender equality. 706 00: 47: 56,623 -> 00: 48: 00,460 I believe that women are beautiful and intelligent beings Multi-layered and complex. 707 00: 48: 00,544 -> 00: 48: 01,920 And the men with them. 708 00: 48: 04,840 -> 00: 48: 08,927 My definition of gender equality is not to allow For a woman to be like a man in anything. 709 00: 48: 09,011 -> 00: 48: 12,180 But to allow women to be anything You aspire to it. 710 00: 48: 12,264 -> 00: 48: 13,098 To unite ... 711 00: 48: 14,516 -> 00: 48: 17,561 To unite women in the achievements of men 712 00: 48: 17,644 -> 00: 48: 20,856 This is like asking a world to become a monkey. 713 00: 48: 25,444 -> 00: 48: 26,778 Do you feel a little better, ladies? 714 00: 48: 29,781 -> 00: 48: 32,034 You are very foolish, and believe anything. Okay 715 00: 48: 33,619 -> 00: 48: 35,829 No, on your messenger! Calm down 716 00: 48: 36,955 -> 00: 48: 38,540 I consider myself a champion of women's rights. 717 00: 48: 38,624 -> 00: 48: 40,542 If you were, please, please, okay? 718 00: 48: 42,961 -> 00: 48: 45,088 Is not that a great feeling, guys? 719 00: 48: 46,256 -> 00: 48: 49,092 Is not the best thing to do with it is that you can Know yourself as advocates of women's rights 720 00: 48: 49,176 -> 00: 48: 52,012 You feel that you are, without being forced To do anything concrete in this regard? 721 00: 48: 52,930 -> 00: 48: 54,014 You can only feel this 722 00: 48: 54,932 -> 00: 48: 56,016 In the depth of yourselves. 723 00: 48: 58,435 -> 00: 49: 01,021 That is the Indian gender equality. We know ourselves and then do nothing. 724 00: 49: 02,397 -> 00: 49: 05,692 It is gender equality, not a club "Jimkana". You do not need a membership card. 725 00: 49: 07,402 -> 00: 49: 10,238 If there was one thing we could To learn from racists 726 00: 49: 11,031 -> 00: 49: 12,699 It is that they are few words and many deeds. 727 00: 49: 14,159 -> 00: 49: 16,536 You do not see racists know themselves As such, 728 00: 49: 16,620 -> 00: 49: 19,122 They write blogs about their racial feelings. 729 00: 49: 20,457 -> 00: 49: 23,877 No, they wake up in the morning Then they do racist acts every day, 730 00: 49: 23,961 -> 00: 49: 25,504 Throughout the day, sincerely, 731 00: 49: 25,587 -> 00: 49: 28,048 Look at the long run Which they cut in their movement. 732 00: 49: 28,131 -> 00: 49: 30,676 They rule your state, my country and Britain. 733 00: 49: 30,759 -> 00: 49: 33,220 Well, you racists. I say, "Well done, you racists." 734 00: 49: 33,679 -> 00: 49: 37,057 Do you know what is the best thing about racism? Anyone can be racist. 735 00: 49: 37,140 -> 00: 49: 39,643 They accept you, regardless of your income level, 736 00: 49: 39,726 -> 00: 49: 41,812 Or your sexual orientation or nationality. 737 00: 49: 41,895 -> 00: 49: 44,564 Racism is available to all you guys. 738 00: 49: 46,650 -> 00: 49: 49,528 This is what I said about advocating women's rights It's not an attempt to fool you ladies. 739 00: 49: 49,611 -> 00: 49: 52,948 I am not trying to tell you what you need to hear, Guess something, I'm a man. 740 00: 49: 53,031 -> 00: 49: 55,409 I do not know, we did not shut up long enough 741 00: 49: 55,492 -> 00: 49: 57,869 To know what you want to hear, okay? 742 00: 50: 00,539 -> 00: 50: 03,750 So I will be frank. I do not know how to be A champion of women's rights. 743 00: 50: 03,834 -> 00: 50: 06,878 I spoke to a woman and said to me, "If I wanted to To be a faithful supporter of women's rights, 744 00: 50: 06,962 -> 00: 50: 08,880 Vance how to treat women, 745 00: 50: 08,964 -> 00: 50: 11,508 Start by seeing yourself as a man 746 00: 50: 11,591 -> 00: 50: 14,428 Because 80 percent of masculinity is pure nonsense. " 747 00: 50: 16,555 -> 00: 50: 18,140 If you think about it ... 748 00: 50: 20,684 -> 00: 50: 23,437 Are not you tired of being men? 749 00: 50: 27,733 -> 00: 50: 29,401 Can not we be male only? 750 00: 50: 30,318 -> 00: 50: 32,696 Because being a man is very exhausting. 751 00: 50: 33,572 -> 00: 50: 35,907 It affects how you treat others. 752 00: 50: 35,991 -> 00: 50: 37,784 Why should we show our strength every day? 753 00: 50: 37,868 -> 00: 50: 40,787 Men have to show their strength All the time in physical activities. 754 00: 50: 40,871 -> 00: 50: 43,290 You, for example, my friend. come here Please shake me. 755 00: 50: 43,373 -> 00: 50: 44,916 please. thank you very much 756 00: 50: 45,000 -> 00: 50: 46,668 Why do I press his hand with such force? 757 00: 50: 47,836 -> 00: 50: 50,422 Why do men expect to do this? Does this accomplish anything? 758 00: 50: 50,881 -> 00: 50: 54,259 Yes, what do I think? Will you remove toothpaste from your ears? 759 00: 50: 56,428 -> 00: 50: 58,597 Is this strong? No 760 00: 50: 58,680 -> 00: 51: 01,892 Do you know what I like to do? I take the man's hand and accept it. 761 00: 51: 07,022 -> 00: 51: 09,775 Then I see his life becoming a wreck in front of my eyes. 762 00: 51: 12,486 -> 00: 51: 16,573 It checks quickly to make sure there is no No movement in his underwear. 763 00: 51: 20,827 -> 00: 51: 23,080 Why do men have to defend? About women as if they were purposes? 764 00: 51: 23,163 -> 00: 51: 25,207 I'm sorry. I no longer defend my wife. 765 00: 51: 25,290 -> 00: 51: 26,666 If someone insulted my wife, 766 00: 51: 26,750 -> 00: 51: 30,212 I tell him that his insult is that It could have been more accurate. 767 00: 51: 32,631 -> 00: 51: 36,176 Do you think it looks like now? You should have seen it in 2014. 768 00: 51: 37,844 -> 00: 51: 39,971 That was the year of long boots Which reach the thighs. 769 00: 51: 40,847 -> 00: 51: 43,975 To mention this, why men mania So dressed? 770 00: 51: 44,059 -> 00: 51: 47,896 It is not our clothes, but your clothes. You think women Yepalin for what other women wear? 771 00: 51: 47,979 -> 00: 51: 49,856 No, we who are indifferent to what women wear. 772 00: 51: 50,398 -> 00: 51: 52,818 We look at your wardrobe Like the Rosetta Stone, 773 00: 51: 52,901 -> 00: 51: 54,820 As if we were looking for hidden messages. 774 00: 51: 55,612 -> 00: 51: 58,156 Whenever a woman in India wears a blunt thing 775 00: 51: 58,240 -> 00: 51: 59,825 As many of you do tonight, 776 00: 51: 59,908 -> 00: 52: 03,829 Indian men say things like, "It presents itself." 777 00: 52: 04,621 -> 00: 52: 07,207 Am I wrong, ladies? Have you heard that phrase before? 778 00: 52: 08,917 -> 00: 52: 11,461 Our politicians said this in the news bulletins. 779 00: 52: 12,003 -> 00: 52: 13,421 "She was exposing herself." 780 00: 52: 14,339 -> 00: 52: 15,507 Which is nonsense. 781 00: 52: 16,550 -> 00: 52: 21,680 Infinite beauty and pleasure of femininity 782 00: 52: 21,763 -> 00: 52: 23,431 Is that exposure itself? 783 00: 52: 23,932 -> 00: 52: 25,809 She can ask for it explicitly. 784 00: 52: 36,403 -> 00: 52: 38,697 Because what you want is available, I will do it. 785 00: 52: 41,324 -> 00: 52: 44,244 She can only think about it, and you'll find 20 men Queuing in front of her door. 786 00: 52: 44,911 -> 00: 52: 46,788 For women, the world is more like Location "of Amazo 787 00: 52: 46,872 -> 00: 52: 48,665 She can ask for something and compare it and choose to measure it, 788 00: 52: 48,748 -> 00: 52: 50,584 Request it to be attached to it, evaluate it or not evaluate it. 789 00: 52: 51,501 -> 00: 52: 53,295 Payment upon receipt, whatever it pleases. 790 00: 52: 55,422 -> 00: 52: 57,757 Here lies the beauty of femininity. It is very specific. 791 00: 52: 57,841 -> 00: 52: 59,092 You have to ask him. 792 00: 52: 59,384 -> 00: 53: 00,218 in a specific way 793 00: 53: 00,844 -> 00: 53: 02,804 We are men, we seek only sex. 794 00: 53: 12,230 -> 00: 53: 15,150 But no one is looking for hidden messages In men's clothes, right? 795 00: 53: 15,233 -> 00: 53: 17,861 I can wear a shirt written on it, "Get rich." 796 00: 53: 18,570 -> 00: 53: 20,780 I give you full permission with my permission 797 00: 53: 20,864 -> 00: 53: 22,866 But no one will do anything about it. 798 00: 53: 23,867 -> 00: 53: 26,119 They will just say, "This is a nice souvenir." 799 00: 53: 27,871 -> 00: 53: 31,541 But men have absolute freedom To wear whatever they want ... within acceptable limits. 800 00: 53: 32,375 -> 00: 53: 34,920 You can not damage your body with two sheets 801 00: 53: 35,003 -> 00: 53: 36,796 It manages an investment bank. 802 00: 53: 38,506 -> 00: 53: 40,008 But you can run Uttar Pradesh. 803 00: 53: 52,020 -> 00: 53: 55,649 So how can we give women freedom To wear what they like? 804 00: 53: 56,274 -> 00: 53: 58,735 I suggest humbly a school course It takes two weeks 805 00: 53: 58,818 -> 00: 54: 00,403 Where all children wear the same sex. 806 00: 54: 01,446 -> 00: 54: 03,990 All boys will wear girls' clothes, fully, 807 00: 54: 04,074 -> 00: 54: 07,410 All the girls will wear the boys' clothes, fully, 808 00: 54: 07,494 -> 00: 54: 10,121 So that you connect the right points in your mind As an adult. 809 00: 54: 10,956 -> 00: 54: 13,291 So next time, when you go To a nightclub, young Indians 810 00: 54: 13,375 -> 00: 54: 16,169 And you see a beautiful girl walking in your direction, 811 00: 54: 16,253 -> 00: 54: 18,213 She wears a short skirt and stands out for her charms High-heeled shoes ... 812 00: 54: 21,800 -> 00: 54: 26,179 It will be the first thought that comes to mind as an Indian male It is, "You have to give her feet a man. 813 00: 54: 35,438 -> 00: 54: 36,273 This heel is 12 centimeters high. 814 00: 54: 37,482 -> 00: 54: 41,444 We have to give her a lot of pain Because of the wire in her bra. " 815 00: 54: 42,570 -> 00: 54: 45,991 Most men do not laugh because they do not know There are chains in the bras. 816 00: 54: 48,743 -> 00: 54: 51,621 You thought the payload was $ 300 In anticipation of a hard day, right? 817 00: 54: 53,456 -> 00: 54: 55,917 That's why Indian housewives go shopping As ninja fighters. 818 00: 54: 59,671 -> 00: 55: 02,090 They pay from this side And put the feces on the other side. 819 00: 55: 03,341 -> 00: 55: 04,384 This is a debtor limitation, and this is a credit constraint. 820 00: 55: 11,558 -> 00: 55: 13,351 I do not know, that's just my opinion. 821 00: 55: 13,435 -> 00: 55: 15,186 It is more important than your views, ladies. 822 00: 55: 18,940 -> 00: 55: 22,027 I'm from India". We do not even want you To plant an opinion. 823 00: 55: 22,819 -> 00: 55: 25,697 We are suppressing the Indian girl By denying them education. 824 00: 55: 25,780 -> 00: 55: 27,532 Are you aware of this problem? 825 00: 55: 28,533 -> 00: 55: 33,955 I think every school in "India" Must adopt nightclub policy. 826 00: 55: 34,456 -> 00: 55: 36,458 Entry only for couples. 827 00: 55: 40,754 -> 00: 55: 43,173 If you want to catch up with a boy at school, Someone has to catch up with a girl. 828 00: 55: 43,256 -> 00: 55: 44,799 But there are problems with this strategy. 829 00: 55: 44,883 -> 00: 55: 49,304 India will have 72 million Indian men If you have implemented this policy. 830 00: 55: 49,387 -> 00: 55: 50,847 What are you going to do with these poor people? 831 00: 55: 51,848 -> 00: 55: 53,516 I propose to form new armed forces. 832 00: 55: 53,600 -> 00: 55: 57,228 "America" ​​has a "first response" force, So we'll call these guys the "worst response". 833 00: 55: 58,897 -> 00: 56: 01,274 So whenever India fought a war against a country, 834 00: 56: 01,358 -> 00: 56: 04,903 You can send these Indian men There they are ordered to live there only. 835 00: 56: 06,780 -> 00: 56: 08,615 "Go to that country and live in it." 836 00: 56: 09,115 -> 00: 56: 12,160 Within a month, you will be excused On the monuments, spit in public, 837 00: 56: 12,243 -> 00: 56: 15,163 They will begin to establish illegal acts, And illegal migration. 838 00: 56: 16,539 -> 00: 56: 20,377 Will draw the enemy's attention, And then the army will enter into it. 839 00: 56: 21,336 -> 00: 56: 24,255 Before you send troops, you must first To send the ladies, ladies and gentlemen. 840 00: 56: 24,339 -> 00: 56: 25,340 That is my strategy. 841 00: 56: 29,636 -> 00: 56: 30,762 Task Done. 842 00: 56: 31,846 -> 00: 56: 32,764 the mission 843 00: 56: 33,807 -> 00: 56: 35,058 Done. 844 00: 56: 36,101 -> 00: 56: 38,061 That is a question I have about men. 845 00: 56: 38,144 -> 00: 56: 40,772 When 99 percent of men are failed, 846 00: 56: 40,897 -> 00: 56: 43,817 What caused our obsession with the idea of ​​achievement? 847 00: 56: 44,776 -> 00: 56: 46,111 idea of ​​success? 848 00: 56: 47,445 -> 00: 56: 49,781 If a man stood on a stage and said to people 849 00: 56: 49,864 -> 00: 56: 54,202 In the past two years, Lost fame and wealth and patriotism, 850 00: 56: 54,285 -> 00: 56: 57,122 Nationality, religion and credibility, 851 00: 56: 57,205 -> 00: 56: 59,165 And his memory and his mind, 852 00: 57: 00,083 -> 00: 57: 01,459 Is it even a man? 853 00: 57: 03,461 -> 00: 57: 05,130 Or is he only a 20 percent man? 854 00: 57: 09,467 -> 00: 57: 10,343 I do not know 855 00: 57: 11,803 -> 00: 57: 13,221 I'm here for beef only. 856 00: 57: 28,111 -> 00: 57: 32,157 Human needs 250 to 300 grams of meat Every 15 years to remain in ample health. 857 00: 57: 32,240 -> 00: 57: 34,159 There is an eye doctor who told me that information. 858 00: 57: 36,077 -> 00: 57: 38,246 We have not finished yet, people of San Francisco. 859 00: 57: 39,456 -> 00: 57: 42,250 Do you want to know what my profession was In 2002? 860 00: 57: 42,834 -> 00: 57: 44,085 Yup 861 00: 57: 44,169 -> 00: 57: 46,004 I was working as a washer for the canons in Chicago. 862 00: 57: 46,379 -> 00: 57: 49,340 And now ... No, Indians, do not be sad And invite your feelings to overcome you. Damn you! 863 00: 57: 51,092 -> 00: 57: 52,969 As soon as you remember any other career 864 00: 57: 53,052 -> 00: 57: 55,054 Other than a doctor, lawyer or engineer, 865 00: 57: 55,138 -> 00: 57: 57,140 The Indians will say, "Do you see? 866 00: 57: 58,683 -> 00: 58: 01,519 I did not fight. This is not an inspiring story. 867 00: 58: 02,437 -> 00: 58: 05,398 Working as dishwasher in America is amazing. 868 00: 58: 05,482 -> 00: 58: 09,861 You get a rubber cap and gloves Apron, brushes and detergents. 869 00: 58: 09,944 -> 00: 58: 11,863 The surgeon does not get all these tools ... 870 00: 58: 14,407 -> 00: 58: 16,201 In the "Santok Singh" house for the elderly. 871 00: 58: 24,167 -> 00: 58: 25,418 When washing the dishes, 872 00: 58: 25,502 -> 00: 58: 28,505 You spend most of your time watching the food He leaves the kitchen. 873 00: 58: 29,297 -> 00: 58: 33,551 The only thing I'd love to see is always It is a beautiful beef piece, weighs 300 grams. 874 00: 58: 34,469 -> 00: 58: 35,595 The Fillet of Mignon. 875 00: 58: 36,846 -> 00: 58: 38,848 Excuse me, Indians, I mean, Philet Mignon. 876 00: 58: 42,727 -> 00: 58: 44,354 And sometimes, that piece of meat 877 00: 58: 44,437 -> 00: 58: 46,731 It was a whole uncooked return, Some of them may remain, 878 00: 58: 46,814 -> 00: 58: 51,486 And look very ... oh my God, I was born This blackness and resentment inside me. 879 00: 58: 52,487 -> 00: 58: 55,323 I said, "Look at these fucking Americans Who are wasting their beef! 880 00: 58: 56,199 -> 00: 58: 57,158 How dare you? 881 00: 58: 57,242 -> 00: 59: 02,372 Someday, I will return to (India) and there I will eat All I like is beef. " 882 00: 59: 09,837 -> 00: 59: 12,590 But you must understand something, This steak was priced at $ 29. 883 00: 59: 12,674 -> 00: 59: 13,716 For me at that time, 884 00: 59: 13,800 -> 00: 59: 18,596 Spend $ 29 on beef He represented all that he lacked in life. 885 00: 59: 19,305 -> 00: 59: 23,935 Such as peace of mind and success, And the ability to kill God. 886 00: 59: 29,190 -> 00: 59: 32,902 So as a reward to myself, I saved the price of the steak As a dinner, 887 00: 59: 32,986 -> 00: 59: 36,155 I had the money, Before I can eat it, 888 00: 59: 36,239 -> 00: 59: 38,616 The US government robbed me of my dream. 889 00: 59: 40,118 -> 00: 59: 42,870 They did not ban beef. My visa ended. I had to leave. 890 00: 59: 44,956 -> 00: 59: 45,832 You will know. 891 00: 59: 55,717 -> 00: 59: 59,679 As I said, I did not think about that beef For 15 years until last month. 892 01: 00: 00,138 -> 01: 00: 02,557 Here's a real story. Last month, I returned to my college, 893 01: 00: 02,640 -> 01: 00: 04,517 The Knox College in Gilesburg, Illinois. 894 01: 00: 04,642 -> 01: 00: 08,396 I was a batch speaker at the graduation ceremony. I received an honorary doctorate. 895 01: 00: 14,027 -> 01: 00: 15,903 I am Dr. "Das" now. 896 01: 00: 17,697 -> 01: 00: 20,158 You have done well in your tests. 897 01: 00: 30,335 -> 01: 00: 33,379 But it was far better than having a university degree In saving lives ... 898 01: 00: 36,841 -> 01: 00: 39,052 What made me feel happier was the meal Which I discussed later. 899 01: 00: 39,802 -> 01: 00: 41,763 Because then, after 15 years, 900 01: 00: 41,846 -> 01: 00: 45,933 I entered the Grand Lux ​​Café, At Michigan Avenue in Chicago, 901 01: 00: 46,017 -> 01: 00: 48,186 Where she worked as a dishwasher for two years 902 01: 00: 48,269 -> 01: 00: 52,607 I asked for the "Minignon fillet" I ate it full. 903 01: 00: 55,443 -> 01: 00: 56,569 Somewhat 904 01: 00: 57,654 -> 01: 01: 00,823 This is not an inspiring story. Keep your bond. 905 01: 01: 01,949 -> 01: 01: 04,869 I ate about 300 or 400 steak in my life 906 01: 01: 05,244 -> 01: 01: 06,412 You can tell the fanatical BJP. 907 01: 01: 09,624 -> 01: 01: 10,500 That slide ... 908 01: 01: 13,127 -> 01: 01: 14,128 It was the coolest ... 909 01: 01: 16,297 -> 01: 01: 20,593 A medium-sized steak I ate in my life. 910 01: 01: 20,677 -> 01: 01: 22,053 The steak was poor. 911 01: 01: 22,553 -> 01: 01: 24,347 I do not know what I thought would happen, 912 01: 01: 24,430 -> 01: 01: 27,558 I imagined that I would take one bite, The lighting will then change in the restaurant, 913 01: 01: 28,142 -> 01: 01: 30,395 The music will start playing 914 01: 01: 30,478 -> 01: 01: 33,022 All the bartenders will start to clap together slowly 915 01: 01: 33,106 -> 01: 01: 35,608 They will come to me and put their thorns And their knives on my table 916 01: 01: 35,692 -> 01: 01: 38,027 Like the college scene in the movie "The Devil's Mind"? 917 01: 01: 38,111 -> 01: 01: 40,697 Two children will sit on their seats and Yahyaani 918 01: 01: 40,780 -> 01: 01: 42,407 They will say to me, "You are my leader, O beef commander. " 919 01: 01: 42,907 -> 01: 01: 44,701 But none of that happened. 920 01: 01: 45,493 -> 01: 01: 48,204 In fact, I just sat there And I did something 921 01: 01: 48,287 -> 01: 01: 50,665 I could not find any time to do it for 3 years. 922 01: 01: 50,748 -> 01: 01: 52,959 I just took ... thinking of some things. 923 01: 01: 54,502 -> 01: 01: 58,339 I thought about the number of Hindus who would be furious To hear this story. 924 01: 02: 00,007 -> 01: 02: 01,342 There will be some tweets. 925 01: 02: 02,260 -> 01: 02: 04,971 Or maybe they do not care, As long as it is not an Indian cow. 926 01: 02: 07,557 -> 01: 02: 08,474 I thought ... 927 01: 02: 10,393 -> 01: 02: 13,938 How I felt satisfied and happy When I ate a medium-sized piece of meat 928 01: 02: 14,021 -> 01: 02: 15,648 More than shooting a medium-level film. 929 01: 02: 17,108 -> 01: 02: 21,195 I thought that this might be a story My grandfather was a "Papa" to tell her. 930 01: 02: 21,863 -> 01: 02: 24,449 "We have been waiting for 15 years For one piece of beef. " 931 01: 02: 26,242 -> 01: 02: 29,287 Then I thought that I should stop eating Because it was a bad steak. 932 01: 02: 30,204 -> 01: 02: 32,165 And that my stomach may really hurt me soon. 933 01: 02: 33,207 -> 01: 02: 34,542 Then she came to my desk 934 01: 02: 34,625 -> 01: 02: 37,837 She noticed that she was looking at the piece of meat Which I did not finish eating. 935 01: 02: 39,547 -> 01: 02: 40,965 She said to me, "Have you finished your food?" 936 01: 02: 42,842 -> 01: 02: 45,136 "Yes, I am satisfied." 937 01: 02: 46,512 -> 01: 02: 47,597 "Have you finished yet?" 938 01: 02: 51,476 -> 01: 02: 52,310 No 939 01: 02: 55,062 -> 01: 03: 00,151 Then I did the most inappropriate thing for any Indian I have done in my life. 940 01: 03: 01,569 -> 01: 03: 02,570 I pushed with strawberries ... 941 01: 03: 06,783 -> 01: 03: 07,658 Okay 942 01: 03: 10,161 -> 01: 03: 11,621 The value of my bill was $ 42. 943 01: 03: 11,704 -> 01: 03: 15,249 I left my waiter with $ 350 And with him a message 944 01: 03: 15,666 -> 01: 03: 19,462 It was written, "Listen, I know where you are Now, because I was here in my turn. 945 01: 03: 20,213 -> 01: 03: 22,298 But you will not always stay here, I promise you. 946 01: 03: 22,381 -> 01: 03: 24,717 Just let me know. " 947 01: 03: 25,635 -> 01: 03: 28,304 Which is a very nice word. Do you agree with that? 948 01: 03: 29,305 -> 01: 03: 30,723 That is the lesson you learned. 949 01: 03: 30,807 -> 01: 03: 32,183 If you want to be satisfied again, 950 01: 03: 32,266 -> 01: 03: 34,185 Stop doing good things for yourselves. 951 01: 03: 34,268 -> 01: 03: 37,230 Just say nice things to others, You will feel great satisfaction. 952 01: 03: 37,605 -> 01: 03: 40,191 If you would say nice things to others, 953 01: 03: 40,274 -> 01: 03: 42,944 Make sure you say it ... 954 01: 03: 43,861 -> 01: 03: 44,987 Loudly 955 01: 03: 45,947 -> 01: 03: 48,658 Because if you do not write it on paper ... 956 01: 03: 50,952 -> 01: 03: 52,328 In separate capital letters ... 957 01: 03: 58,876 -> 01: 04: 00,795 "I know where you are now ... 958 01: 04: 05,132 -> 01: 04: 06,926 Because I was here in my turn. 959 01: 04: 10,471 -> 01: 04: 12,682 But you will not always stay here ... 960 01: 04: 14,475 -> 01: 04: 16,310 I promise 961 01: 04: 17,603 -> 01: 04: 19,480 Just know that. " 962 01: 04: 20,022 -> 01: 04: 22,233 Face As. 963 01: 04: 31,117 -> 01: 04: 32,743 She probably ran into the kitchen saying, 964 01: 04: 32,827 -> 01: 04: 35,079 "This Indian guy wants to bribe me For $ 350! 965 01: 04: 36,163 -> 01: 04: 37,456 What can I do with heaven? " 966 01: 04: 38,249 -> 01: 04: 40,543 So I panicked and ran out From this restaurant, 967 01: 04: 41,168 -> 01: 04: 43,504 I saw the waitress running in my lane. 968 01: 04: 44,005 -> 01: 04: 48,467 Then she stopped me and said to me, "Hey, You left me a $ 350 tip. " 969 01: 04: 49,302 -> 01: 04: 51,304 It was cut in just two minutes 970 01: 04: 51,387 -> 01: 04: 53,848 It took me a whole hour For the sake of you guys. 971 01: 04: 55,016 -> 01: 04: 57,184 She said to me, "Wow, this is a crazy story. 972 01: 04: 58,644 -> 01: 05: 01,022 I just thought you were wrong in calculating the tip. 973 01: 05: 05,067 -> 01: 05: 07,987 But I did not suppose that possibility because the Indians ... 974 01: 05: 10,239 -> 01: 05: 12,241 You are very intelligent. " 975 01: 05: 21,000 -> 01: 05: 23,044 good night. Thank you very much People of San Francisco. 976 01: 05: 28,966 -> 01: 05: 30,635 "Dedication to (Baba)" 977 01: 05: 44,482 -> 01: 05: 45,650 "Delhi State School" 978 01: 05: 51,906 -> 01: 05: 52,990 "(Kushian), (DAS)" 979 01: 05: 58,788 -> 01: 05: 59,997 "Hospital (Santok) multidisciplinary" 980 01: 06: 00,081 -> 01: 06: 00,915 "Critique of the film (Mastizadi)" 981 01: 06: 00,998 -> 01: 06: 02,875 "(Fair Das) tries to commit suicide professionally, But if he has a career in the first place. " 982 01: 06: 02,959 -> 01: 06: 03,876 "His refusal to admit that his representation in (Maastizadi) It was not just a bad choice in his career, 983 01: 06: 03,960 -> 01: 06: 04,877 It was irresponsible and makes us wonder If he tries to get more than he deserves. " 984 01: 06: 04,961 -> 01: 06: 06,420 "(Aditya Schutia), with a pole erect" 985 01: 06: 16,681 -> 01: 06: 18,349 "Steak (Fillet Mignon) Served with potatoes or vegetables " 986 01: 06: 19,475 -> 01: 06: 22,561 "Grand Lux ​​Cafe" 987 01: 06: 23,562 -> 01: 06: 25,147 "Invoice Value: 32,11, Tipping: $ 350 Total: $ 382.11 " 988 01: 06: 25,231 -> 01: 06: 28,526 "I know where you are now, Because I was there in my turn. 989 01: 06: 28,609 -> 01: 06: 32,446 But you will not stay here forever. I promise Just let me know, (Fair Das). " 990 01: 06: 42,558 -> 01: 06: 58,518 Translating "زياد عوض" 991 01: 06: 59,000 -> 03: 55: 37,120 This Subtitle ™ It was Extracted by: Ahmed Abdelli ® Bougtob - Algeria https://www.facebook.com/VredenikSubtitle