1
00:00:33,081 --> 00:00:35,115
Sure the groundskeeper
came today?

2
00:00:36,818 --> 00:00:39,787
It's beautiful...
it's beautiful.

3
00:00:40,889 --> 00:00:41,955
Hey.

4
00:00:41,957 --> 00:00:43,924
Any word?

5
00:00:43,926 --> 00:00:45,459
What round?

6
00:00:49,297 --> 00:00:51,665
All right, let me know
if you hear anything.

7
00:00:52,768 --> 00:00:53,868
29th.

8
00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:56,904
Plenty of time, not even
worried about it.

9
00:00:56,906 --> 00:00:59,907
What?

10
00:00:59,909 --> 00:01:01,642
<i>♪ 'Cause he's focused around
them chunky girls ♪</i>

11
00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,477
<i>♪ Who puff it raw
it's what they cause ♪</i>

12
00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:05,979
What?

13
00:01:05,981 --> 00:01:07,648
I told you to roll down
your window.

14
00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:10,684
I hate you.
I love you.

15
00:01:10,686 --> 00:01:12,986
He's grumpy.

16
00:01:12,988 --> 00:01:15,022
Hey! Any news?

17
00:01:15,024 --> 00:01:16,690
No.

18
00:01:17,826 --> 00:01:19,092
Ah...

19
00:01:19,094 --> 00:01:21,796
I can smell it in the air,
it is a baseball day.

20
00:01:21,798 --> 00:01:23,531
I'm ready for this day,
are you ready?

21
00:01:23,533 --> 00:01:25,633
I've never been more ready for
anything in my entire life...

22
00:01:25,635 --> 00:01:27,401
Garvey, let's get 'em!
Yes.

23
00:01:27,403 --> 00:01:29,603
Hey, Dells, you got some duct
tape on your window.

24
00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:31,639
Wasn't sure if you were
aware of that?

25
00:01:31,641 --> 00:01:33,006
Oh, yeah, thanks, Vinnie.

26
00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:34,875
Uh, where is... where's your car?

27
00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,376
Is your mom picking you up
today?

28
00:01:36,378 --> 00:01:38,312
No, your mom said she'd do it.
What's up?

29
00:01:38,314 --> 00:01:40,548
Oh, that's cute. Cup check.
Oh!

30
00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:43,116
Titanium steel, man. That's
double-layered right there.

31
00:01:43,118 --> 00:01:45,252
I don't know if you're serious,
but my mom can pick us up...

32
00:01:45,254 --> 00:01:47,588
after the game, if you need
a ride, get some grub after.

33
00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:48,989
We're gonna be so starving.

34
00:01:48,991 --> 00:01:51,024
Oh, I want to tell you guys
about this new stretch.

35
00:01:51,026 --> 00:01:52,760
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie...
What, Garvey?

36
00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:54,495
I got this new stretch
I want to show you guys...

37
00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:55,963
Aw, sh...
You all right?

38
00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,965
Yeah, I'm good. No, I want
to show you a new stretch.

39
00:01:57,967 --> 00:01:58,966
Oh, my gosh.

40
00:01:58,968 --> 00:02:00,434
Can we take the stairs
next time?

41
00:02:00,436 --> 00:02:01,469
They're right over there.
No.

42
00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:02,436
So hot.

43
00:02:02,438 --> 00:02:04,037
Where the hell is everybody?

44
00:02:04,039 --> 00:02:05,906
I told them to get here early,
so we can get a little BP.

45
00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,908
That means batting practice.

46
00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,376
I called everyone last night.

47
00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,611
Swear to god, Ty,
I called everyone.

48
00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:12,112
I don't know
why they're not here.

49
00:02:12,114 --> 00:02:14,648
I actually feel like my lungs
are sweating... is that bad?

50
00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:16,216
No, it's actually a good thing.

51
00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:19,152
Keeps your muscles loose during
the game, keep 'em loose.

52
00:02:19,154 --> 00:02:20,621
Is that how muscles work,
Garvey?

53
00:02:20,623 --> 00:02:22,322
Most of them, yeah.

54
00:02:22,324 --> 00:02:24,859
Yo, what's up, boys? What's up,
Vinnie? What's up, Dil.

55
00:02:24,861 --> 00:02:26,727
Where have you guys been?
You're late!

56
00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:30,130
Nobody's even here yet,
Ty, relax!

57
00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:31,699
The groundskeeper ain't even
came yet.

58
00:02:31,701 --> 00:02:33,667
Actually, he did.

59
00:02:35,136 --> 00:02:36,370
That's sad.

60
00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:39,974
So? what's the word?
You heard anything?

61
00:02:39,976 --> 00:02:41,775
32nd round, last we heard.

62
00:02:41,777 --> 00:02:43,511
Are you kidding me?
Seriously?

63
00:02:43,513 --> 00:02:45,613
Should have been a 15th rounder,
at least.

64
00:02:45,615 --> 00:02:47,047
♪ Peanut butter jelly time ♪

65
00:02:47,049 --> 00:02:48,716
♪ Peanut butter jelly time ♪

66
00:02:48,718 --> 00:02:50,217
♪ Peanut butter and jelly
Peanut butter and jelly ♪

67
00:02:50,219 --> 00:02:51,785
♪ Peanut butter and jelly
and a baseball bat ♪

68
00:02:51,787 --> 00:02:53,186
♪ Peanut butter and jelly ♪

69
00:02:53,188 --> 00:02:54,955
♪ Peanut butter and jelly
and a baseball bat ♪

70
00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,356
♪ Peanut butter and jelly ♪
You're late!

71
00:02:56,358 --> 00:03:01,529
♪ Peanut butter and jelly
and a baseball bat ♪

72
00:03:01,531 --> 00:03:05,533
Hey, guys, does this shadow make
me look like I have a huge cock?

73
00:03:05,535 --> 00:03:06,901
You're late, Polacco!

74
00:03:06,903 --> 00:03:09,970
In his defense, he is a
seventh-year junior.

75
00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,505
So that is kind of his thing.

76
00:03:11,507 --> 00:03:13,273
Yeah, you still working on that
doctorate, Polacco?

77
00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:14,642
Hm?

78
00:03:14,644 --> 00:03:16,443
Uh-oh, look at what you done.
Don't do it.

79
00:03:16,445 --> 00:03:17,711
It's coming.
Don't do it.

80
00:03:17,713 --> 00:03:18,746
It's coming.
Go back a little bit.

81
00:03:18,748 --> 00:03:20,414
Come on, lick it.

82
00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:22,650
There's too much wrong...
not tonight, not tonight, bro.

83
00:03:22,652 --> 00:03:23,751
What's up?

84
00:03:23,753 --> 00:03:25,686
What's up, Murray?

85
00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:26,820
What's up, did you talk to him?

86
00:03:26,822 --> 00:03:28,288
Yeah, he get a call?

87
00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,758
35th round, I haven't heard
a fucking thing.

88
00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,027
Not even a phone call?

89
00:03:33,029 --> 00:03:35,429
The Padres guy that was scouting
him... the Mets guy?

90
00:03:35,431 --> 00:03:37,097
I said, "Not a thing," Dells!

91
00:03:37,099 --> 00:03:38,866
Can't sit here and think
about it, all right?

92
00:03:38,868 --> 00:03:42,069
Let's get warmed up.
Let's do some stretches.

93
00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,575
What, nobody wants to stretch?

94
00:03:47,577 --> 00:03:49,043
For this game, Ty?

95
00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:50,844
If, by stretch,
you mean have another beer...

96
00:03:50,846 --> 00:03:53,814
then I'll gladly stretch very
hard with you, Ty.

97
00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:56,483
Hey, no, no, absolutely not,
nobody listen to him.

98
00:03:56,485 --> 00:03:58,852
Nobody's drinking beer! It
dehydrates you, motor skills!

99
00:03:58,854 --> 00:04:00,721
Gone, forget about 'em.
Shut up, Garvey.

100
00:04:00,723 --> 00:04:02,590
Dells, you have to stretch,
'cause you're my little brother.

101
00:04:02,592 --> 00:04:03,991
You have to come.

102
00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,492
And Vinnie you're my
brother-in-law...

103
00:04:05,494 --> 00:04:07,360
so you have to come, too.
Not your brother-in-law yet.

104
00:04:07,362 --> 00:04:11,164
Also, don't know how to stretch,
thus, I will be staying here.

105
00:04:13,401 --> 00:04:15,168
Come on.

106
00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:17,137
Come on, I'm gonna show you
that stretch.

107
00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:18,872
Vinnie, you should really come
out, I'll show you the stretch.

108
00:04:18,874 --> 00:04:20,273
I'll be right out.
I'll be right out.

109
00:04:20,275 --> 00:04:23,110
Go get 'em, guys.
Go get 'em, guys.

110
00:04:23,112 --> 00:04:25,813
Go get 'em... nap time.

111
00:04:27,381 --> 00:04:31,952
Look at Fotch. Pushing 40,
still doing his drills.

112
00:04:31,954 --> 00:04:34,989
He's actually 33.

113
00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:38,792
Oh, good, Barone showed up.

114
00:04:38,794 --> 00:04:40,527
Only need like one shot, then...
Okay.

115
00:04:40,529 --> 00:04:42,195
Knock it out of the park.

116
00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:43,664
So you're gonna be up
there like ten times, then?

117
00:04:43,666 --> 00:04:45,198
Yeah.
Okay.

118
00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,200
I wonder if he actually knows
what's going on with Maz?

119
00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:49,803
The only thing he knows about is
what's happening in the mirror.

120
00:04:49,805 --> 00:04:50,938
How do my eyebrows look?

121
00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,439
They're good.
Not too bad?

122
00:04:52,441 --> 00:04:54,074
No, they're good.

123
00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,709
I'm here! I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here!

124
00:04:55,711 --> 00:04:57,444
I'm here, sorry I'm late.

125
00:04:57,446 --> 00:05:00,280
Uh, it's all right, David, I
forgot you were on the team.

126
00:05:00,282 --> 00:05:04,652
Hah... okay,
I was watching the draft.

127
00:05:04,654 --> 00:05:07,821
Late in the 37th, and he hasn't
been picked yet.

128
00:05:07,823 --> 00:05:08,822
You wanna stretch?

129
00:05:08,824 --> 00:05:10,290
Am I starting?

130
00:05:10,292 --> 00:05:11,692
Probably not.

131
00:05:11,694 --> 00:05:13,060
Nah, I'm good, then.

132
00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,062
I'll see you guys in there?
Yeah.

133
00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,764
All right.

134
00:05:22,971 --> 00:05:24,538
You've got to be kidding me.

135
00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:26,239
What?

136
00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:27,941
They rented a bus?

137
00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:34,181
They rented a fucking bus?

138
00:05:39,721 --> 00:05:41,121
Who the hell are these guys?

139
00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,956
This isn't the team
we beat this season.

140
00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,825
This is a whole bunch
of new guys.

141
00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,927
They brought in ringers.

142
00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,967
You see this shit?

143
00:05:53,969 --> 00:05:55,602
I don't get it. What happened?

144
00:05:55,604 --> 00:05:57,004
This is a whole, new team.

145
00:05:57,006 --> 00:06:00,040
We played four of these guys
this season.

146
00:06:00,042 --> 00:06:02,810
That's Tommy Dorehty,
he was drafted last year.

147
00:06:02,812 --> 00:06:04,311
He plays for double-A Scranton.

148
00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:06,613
The Phillies are grooming him
to be a closer.

149
00:06:06,615 --> 00:06:09,783
And that's Michael Antonelli,
he throws 93...

150
00:06:09,785 --> 00:06:10,984
and he got drafted this year.

151
00:06:10,986 --> 00:06:13,620
All these kids, they're all D1.

152
00:06:13,622 --> 00:06:15,989
BC, LSU, Villanova?

153
00:06:15,991 --> 00:06:17,657
Oh, this is a bunch
of horse shit!

154
00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:21,695
Horse shit. Horse shit.

155
00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,296
You know, my uncle knows
Don Mattingly.

156
00:06:23,298 --> 00:06:26,033
Why don't we call him up,
see if he wants to play, huh?

157
00:06:26,035 --> 00:06:29,036
See, what I don't understand, bro, is
how they get that money for that bus?

158
00:06:29,038 --> 00:06:31,605
How come we don't have that
money for this bus!

159
00:06:43,752 --> 00:06:45,119
Guys.

160
00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:46,920
Guys!

161
00:06:50,558 --> 00:06:52,325
My dad just texted me.

162
00:06:56,231 --> 00:06:58,531
The draft is over...
he didn't get picked.

163
00:06:58,533 --> 00:07:01,334
What?
Damn it.

164
00:07:04,672 --> 00:07:06,774
It ain't right...

165
00:07:06,776 --> 00:07:09,042
the kid can play.

166
00:07:09,911 --> 00:07:11,678
Well, fuck it.

167
00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,981
He can go to open tryouts,
play the independents...

168
00:07:13,983 --> 00:07:15,448
and he can still make it.

169
00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:18,485
Come on, Polacco you know
how unlikely that is.

170
00:07:18,487 --> 00:07:21,121
Ruin my fucking day!

171
00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:32,232
How many of you guys
play with him in college?

172
00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,034
He was the best player
I've ever seen...

173
00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,369
just one clutch hit
after another.

174
00:07:36,371 --> 00:07:39,506
Even three days ago,
he got the game-winning hit.

175
00:07:39,508 --> 00:07:41,942
Only reason we're playing
in this game.

176
00:07:43,711 --> 00:07:45,512
What's up, you peter-puffers?

177
00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:50,117
Who fucking died in here?

178
00:07:50,119 --> 00:07:51,484
Maz didn't get drafted.

179
00:07:51,486 --> 00:07:54,554
He didn't get drafted?
Oh, my god!

180
00:07:54,556 --> 00:07:55,856
Man, that fucking sucks.

181
00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:57,958
I mean, I know all about that...

182
00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,526
because the same thing happened
to me last year...

183
00:07:59,528 --> 00:08:00,894
the exact same thing.

184
00:08:00,896 --> 00:08:04,164
The Yankees and the Red Sox were
coming to scout me like crazy.

185
00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,999
Gave me the old reach around.

186
00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:10,337
Yeah, didn't matter, I hurt my
wrist, really tweaked it.

187
00:08:10,339 --> 00:08:12,940
You know, I lost millions
off that.

188
00:08:12,942 --> 00:08:16,643
Definitely woulda been drafted
if that didn't happen, right?

189
00:08:16,645 --> 00:08:17,925
Right? You guys don't know shit.

190
00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,548
All right, bring it in!

191
00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:23,150
Dells.

192
00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:31,591
All right, guys, my name is Fred
Haze, and this is Tim Donnelly.

193
00:08:31,593 --> 00:08:36,997
And we are here for the...
What the hell are we here for?

194
00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:42,435
Okay, here's why I'm ruining
my Saturday.

195
00:08:42,437 --> 00:08:46,039
We are here for the semifinal
playoff game...

196
00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:47,875
for the Orange County,
Duchess County...

197
00:08:47,877 --> 00:08:51,879
Ulster County and Westchester
County Mid-Summer...

198
00:08:51,881 --> 00:08:56,716
Jesus... Mid-Summer Intramural
Amateur Baseball Association.

199
00:08:56,718 --> 00:08:59,286
Sponsored by the Knights
of Columbus. Is this a joke?

200
00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:01,521
No, it's the fourth annual.

201
00:09:01,523 --> 00:09:02,990
Well, how many teams
are in this league?

202
00:09:02,992 --> 00:09:04,491
Six.
Six?

203
00:09:04,493 --> 00:09:10,097
No, seven, but one was disbanded
due to a lack of interest.

204
00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:11,831
And everybody makes the
playoffs?

205
00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,566
Yes.

206
00:09:16,037 --> 00:09:20,173
Okay, today's game is between
the visiting Bulldogs...

207
00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:21,975
and the hometown D-Bags.

208
00:09:21,977 --> 00:09:23,810
D-Backs!

209
00:09:23,812 --> 00:09:25,845
I'm sorry?

210
00:09:25,847 --> 00:09:26,846
D-Backs.

211
00:09:26,848 --> 00:09:27,981
What'd I say?

212
00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,383
You said D-Bags.

213
00:09:29,385 --> 00:09:34,888
Okay, D... Backs.
What's a D-Back?

214
00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:39,893
D-Backs, like Diamondbacks,
like the Arizona Diamondbacks.

215
00:09:39,895 --> 00:09:41,995
Why didn't you just name
yourselves the Diamondbacks?

216
00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:43,430
'Cause it was too many letters.

217
00:09:43,432 --> 00:09:45,132
Can we please just move on?

218
00:09:45,134 --> 00:09:46,666
Okay, here are the rules.

219
00:09:46,668 --> 00:09:49,269
We all know what this is,
it's a casual summer league.

220
00:09:49,271 --> 00:09:52,940
Okay, everybody is here just get
a work out in and stay in shape.

221
00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:56,176
Okay, so here's the main rule;
no collisions.

222
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,777
Nobody is looking to get hurt.

223
00:09:57,779 --> 00:10:01,448
No cleats up, no take outs, no
running over the catcher.

224
00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:04,351
If anybody does any
of these things...

225
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:07,287
it will result in an immediate
ejection, am I clear?

226
00:10:07,289 --> 00:10:09,489
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

227
00:10:09,491 --> 00:10:12,492
Wonderful, now these are seven
inning games, not nine.

228
00:10:12,494 --> 00:10:14,794
The winner of this game
and the other semifinal...

229
00:10:14,796 --> 00:10:17,664
will advance to the regionals
in Ocean City, Maryland.

230
00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:18,765
Any questions?

231
00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:21,034
Yeah, who the fuck are you?

232
00:10:21,036 --> 00:10:22,102
I'm Alex Ca...

233
00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,803
Ah! I know who you are.

234
00:10:23,805 --> 00:10:25,538
You're that hot shot center
fielder out of Florida State.

235
00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:26,873
What the fuck are you
doing here?

236
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,508
Just relax, dude.

237
00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,310
There's nobody here who
isn't supposed to be here.

238
00:10:30,312 --> 00:10:33,513
Bullshit! None of these guys
were here a week ago.

239
00:10:33,515 --> 00:10:36,083
Everybody here was listed
on our original roster.

240
00:10:36,085 --> 00:10:37,384
There you go, Ump.

241
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,052
Their dues were paid by either
themselves...

242
00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:41,754
or by somebody on their behalf.

243
00:10:45,059 --> 00:10:47,394
All the documents are here,
Happy.

244
00:10:53,301 --> 00:10:56,436
There's like 50 fucking names
on this roster!

245
00:10:56,438 --> 00:11:00,040
There's nothing in the rule book
about a maximum roster size.

246
00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:03,276
This is a bunch of horse shit!
You're gonna let this happen?

247
00:11:03,278 --> 00:11:04,677
You want to get a lawyer?

248
00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:08,648
Oh, this is a bunch
of horse shit!

249
00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:11,718
That's... just gonna...
Sorry.

250
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,286
I told you we shouldn't
call 'em D-Backs.

251
00:11:13,288 --> 00:11:14,654
Shut up, Garvey!

252
00:11:14,656 --> 00:11:16,089
He's very passionate.

253
00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:19,326
Don't be afraid to ask for help.
There's no shame in that.

254
00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,061
That's real strength.

255
00:11:43,851 --> 00:11:46,486
You know, you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.

256
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:49,622
It's been a rough couple days.

257
00:11:50,858 --> 00:11:53,160
I'm sure they'll understand.

258
00:11:54,962 --> 00:11:57,764
I mean, I don't even think
they care about this game.

259
00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:07,607
You know, it could be a good
idea just to...

260
00:12:07,609 --> 00:12:11,144
take a little break from
baseball for a while, you know?

261
00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:14,714
I mean, God knows
you've earned it.

262
00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:18,518
Right?

263
00:12:22,723 --> 00:12:27,427
I mean... right?

264
00:12:33,401 --> 00:12:35,302
Let's play ball.

265
00:12:40,608 --> 00:12:43,276
It's audacious is what it is.

266
00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:46,279
You know? It's audacious!

267
00:12:46,281 --> 00:12:48,348
You just learn that word, Ty?

268
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,049
Oh so this doesn't bother you?

269
00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:54,787
Of course, it does, man.
It's... it's Bush League.

270
00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:55,922
Yes!

271
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:57,290
Yeah.

272
00:12:57,292 --> 00:13:01,728
Exactly! It's Bush League!
It's...

273
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,497
What's up, guys?

274
00:13:03,499 --> 00:13:06,666
Hey, what's up, Maz?

275
00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:10,237
Sorry, I'm late.

276
00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:13,607
No, it's fine. It's fine.

277
00:13:15,476 --> 00:13:19,646
I wasn't sure if...
I'm glad you're here.

278
00:13:19,648 --> 00:13:22,048
I wanted to go over
the line up with you.

279
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:23,583
Okay.

280
00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:26,219
Come on.

281
00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,590
They brought in a bunch
of stud horses today.

282
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,091
It's gonna be hard to beat them.

283
00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:34,161
It's gonna be like
the '27 Yankees...

284
00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:36,062
versus the fucking
Lollipop Guild.

285
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:37,764
Ouch!
Okay, Ty! We get it!

286
00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:39,699
It's because we're short,
we get it!

287
00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:41,268
So what I was thinking is,
even though we usually bat...

288
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,869
you third, we're gonna
put you first...

289
00:13:42,871 --> 00:13:45,305
so you can get up as many times
as possible, but only if...

290
00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:47,140
you're all right with that,
if you think it's smart. Ty.

291
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:49,643
I know you like to get in third
and drive in a bunch of runs.

292
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,478
But I'm thinkin' if that
we put speed in at the bottom...

293
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,112
Ty!
Yeah?

294
00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:55,515
You can bat me first, you can
bat me ninth for all I care.

295
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:58,418
You can make me bat boy,
it doesn't matter.

296
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,720
You don't have to come to me.

297
00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:03,657
I just, thinking with the
whole draft thing...

298
00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:06,893
I thought it might...
take your mind off of it.

299
00:14:06,895 --> 00:14:09,128
You thought you'd get my mind
off baseball by talking to me...

300
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,498
about baseball at a baseball
game?

301
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,865
It isn't working?

302
00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:16,570
Look who's coming.

303
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,705
Schwartz. Hold on, hold on.

304
00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:24,211
That is the biggest Bush league
move I've ever seen, man!

305
00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:26,145
You can't just pull a bunch
of guys off the street...

306
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:28,248
and start a new team just
because it's the playoffs!

307
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,616
Ty... Jesus...

308
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,184
We were teammates for three
years at STAC!

309
00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:33,420
I know, Ty! I get it.

310
00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:35,855
I came over to say I understand
why you're upset.

311
00:14:35,857 --> 00:14:38,592
It's not my team. All right,
it's not my roster.

312
00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:43,697
I don't make the rules... Jesus.

313
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,733
Maz, I also came over to say
I'm sorry about the draft.

314
00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:49,502
You deserved it.

315
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:08,388
I'm sorry, too.
It really sucked.

316
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:11,524
Ice cream! Get your
ice cream here, boys!

317
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:13,393
Ice cold ice cream,
get it while it's hot!

318
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:14,694
We get ice cream?

319
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,564
Duh, bro, Maz eats ice cream
before every game.

320
00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:19,266
We realize it's the secret
to his success.

321
00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:21,200
So we're gonna do that now, huh?
Of course, it's playoffs.

322
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:22,602
We need the competitive
advantage!

323
00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:24,804
Well, back off, back off, hey,
stop crowding!

324
00:15:24,806 --> 00:15:27,006
Stop crowding, all right?
Maz gets to pick first.

325
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,309
Maz which one do you want?

326
00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:31,043
I think I'll skip today.

327
00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:34,314
What? Maz, you gotta have your
rainbow sprinkles, bro!

328
00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:36,549
I just don't want it.

329
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,818
He doesn't fucking want it, then leave
him alone, he doesn't have to have it.

330
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,287
Okay, but what if it creates
a fissure...

331
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:41,755
in the space time continuum?

332
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:44,424
Serious, Maz,
I got like three extra.

333
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:49,663
Well, thank God I'm here. I mean
really, the things I do, excuse me.

334
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:55,101
There we go, that is it.
There we go.

335
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:57,704
Oh... that's it.

336
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,039
My bad, thanks, David.

337
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,709
All right, guys, listen up!

338
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:06,413
I gotta figure out the line up.
Who doesn't want to play today?

339
00:16:07,281 --> 00:16:11,418
Oh, ha-ha, yeah. Very funny.

340
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,387
Seriously, I gotta sit
someone out. Who's it gonna be?

341
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,289
I'm nursing a pretty aggressive
hangover...

342
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,591
so I'll nominate myself.

343
00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:22,228
All right, good, and
Jonathan's pitching...

344
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,563
so he's not in the lineup.

345
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,498
Whoa, whoa, Dells is pitching?

346
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,801
Yeah, Zapata, he's a pitcher.
That's what they do.

347
00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,669
He's gonna crush this team,
right, Jonathan?

348
00:16:29,671 --> 00:16:30,903
But he's our closer.

349
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:32,472
He's not closer, he's a starter.

350
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:33,906
He closed for us at STAC.

351
00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:36,075
Hey, Jonathan, are you
a starter or a closer?

352
00:16:36,077 --> 00:16:37,744
Starter? Yeah, thank you.

353
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,579
I'm just saying, that's a pretty
big workload for somebody...

354
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,080
who's been closing all year.

355
00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:42,816
Well, if he gets tired,
I will bring in a closer.

356
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,384
But he's our closer.

357
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,219
Hey, everybody, enough! All
right, I'm the coach!

358
00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:49,322
And I say my brother is
starting, so he's starting.

359
00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:50,423
You're the coach?

360
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,291
Yeah, Polacco!

361
00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:54,026
Where have you been, huh?

362
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:56,262
I'm holding the clipboard.
Are you holding the clipboard?

363
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:59,666
Oh, I didn't think so! All right,
anybody else holding a clipboard...

364
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,435
please raise your clipboard!

365
00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:05,739
You bring that from home?

366
00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:06,740
Yeah.

367
00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:08,975
Borrowed it from my dad.

368
00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:13,079
Now I'm the only one holding
a clipboard.

369
00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:15,014
All right, so is there any
more insubordination...

370
00:17:15,016 --> 00:17:17,684
before I finish figuring
out this line-up?

371
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:21,053
You have no idea how badly I want
to think of something else to say.

372
00:17:21,055 --> 00:17:23,757
Well, time's up!

373
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:27,527
All right, here's our line-up.

374
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:31,731
First, John Mazzello, shortstop.

375
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:34,868
Second, Arthur Barone, DH.

376
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,836
Third, Ty Dellamonica, 3rd base.

377
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,406
Fourth, Mike Triana, left field.

378
00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:41,941
Fifth, Chris Zapata, 2nd.

379
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:45,478
Sixth, Brian "Botch" Rocco, 1st.

380
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,980
Seventh, Pat Murray, center
field.

381
00:17:47,982 --> 00:17:50,550
Eighth, Vinnie Malzahn, in
right.

382
00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:53,453
And ninth, Jon Garvey, catcher.

383
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:56,756
Pitching is Jonathan
Dellamonica.

384
00:17:56,758 --> 00:18:00,560
And on the bench are Ryan
Polacco and David Stein.

385
00:18:02,596 --> 00:18:05,164
Everybody got that?

386
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,733
Let's win.

387
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:14,340
Batter... up...

388
00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:18,545
Hear that call...

389
00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:26,319
♪ The time has come
for one and all ♪

390
00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:32,659
♪ To play ball ♪

391
00:18:35,663 --> 00:18:39,666
♪ We are the members of the
all-American team ♪

392
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:43,770
♪ We come from cities
near and far ♪

393
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:47,273
♪ We are Wops and Micks too
Hispanics and a Jew ♪

394
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,241
♪ We're all for one
We're one for all ♪

395
00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:51,678
♪ We are all-American ♪

396
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,412
Two, three, four, one...

397
00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:58,918
♪ Ah shoo-bee-doo-wop ♪

398
00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:06,158
Aw, shit, gawd, I missed it.

399
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:39,893
Mm, ooh, morning.

400
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,528
Nothing like a little dip
after some ice cream.

401
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,896
You know what I mean?

402
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:51,871
Hey, Brian, how you doing?
Hi, Joey.

403
00:19:52,773 --> 00:19:54,974
How's Johnny Boy doing?

404
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,644
He'll bounce back.

405
00:19:58,712 --> 00:19:59,879
You got time, you got time.

406
00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:01,514
Stay with it! Stay with it!

407
00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:05,018
There it is... nice out.

408
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,854
A little sluggish out
there today.

409
00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,128
It's gonna be a long day.

410
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:19,098
♪ We want a double
Just a little double ♪

411
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,635
♪ D-O-U-B-L-E
Double double double ♪

412
00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:24,571
How's Pat?

413
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:30,643
He's taking it harder than
Johnny. Your boy earned it.

414
00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:33,212
Is he going to try again
next year?

415
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:36,415
He got an offer to play in an
independent in Arizona

416
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:39,619
and to play in Italy,
but it's up to him.

417
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:44,390
Ah, it's a shame, you know,
it's like hitting the lottery.

418
00:20:44,392 --> 00:20:47,193
It's such a long shot.

419
00:20:49,997 --> 00:20:52,999
It's just a shame,
the window is so short.

420
00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:57,837
That's you, Maz.

421
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,240
That's three, there you go.

422
00:21:01,242 --> 00:21:05,812
But you know what? If he wants
to go, I've got my plane ticket.

423
00:21:05,814 --> 00:21:08,815
♪ Give me a B
You got your B you got your B ♪

424
00:21:08,817 --> 00:21:11,951
♪ Give me an A
You got your A you got your A ♪

425
00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:14,954
♪ Give me a T
You got your T you got your T ♪

426
00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:18,124
♪ Now what
You don't want none of us ♪

427
00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:23,963
♪ Boo-yah what boo-yah what
boo-yah yeah ♪

428
00:21:25,365 --> 00:21:29,201
Somebody needs to tell those
guys to shut the fuck up.

429
00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:33,506
Zapata, zap, zap, zap... zap.
What's up, bro?

430
00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:35,241
Nothing, man.

431
00:21:35,243 --> 00:21:37,810
Oh, by the way, I was watching you
take those ground balls out there.

432
00:21:37,812 --> 00:21:39,378
You really gotta get down
on those.

433
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:42,248
You know what'll really help?
Tell you right now.

434
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,415
What would help me?

435
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,317
You just take that non glove
hand of yours, right?

436
00:21:45,319 --> 00:21:47,887
Which would be your... right.
I'm a righty, yeah, right.

437
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,823
You take that non-glove hand, you just pop
it on top of that glove, pop, pop, pop.

438
00:21:50,825 --> 00:21:53,092
Do that again.
Pop, pop, pop.

439
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,861
Make the sound, if it helps.
It does, it does.

440
00:21:54,863 --> 00:21:56,763
I promise, they'll come to you,
just like that.

441
00:21:56,765 --> 00:21:59,398
Really lessen the chances of it getting
away from you, if it takes a weird hop.

442
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,068
Garvey, that's great insight, brother.
Hey, you're the man, thank you so much.

443
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,402
Thanks, man. Think about it.
Don't touch me.

444
00:22:03,404 --> 00:22:04,937
Think about it when you're
on the field next.

445
00:22:04,939 --> 00:22:06,338
I will, thank you so much.
All right.

446
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:08,541
♪ Hey batter
what's the matter ♪

447
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:12,311
♪ Can't you take
a little chatter ♪

448
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,782
Swing... batter, batter, batter!
Strike.

449
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:20,219
Let's go, Maz!

450
00:22:20,221 --> 00:22:22,889
How much do you want to bet he
hits one out of here first at bat?

451
00:22:22,891 --> 00:22:24,791
I'm not gonna bet against Maz,
bro.

452
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:28,795
♪ Harass him harass him
Make him relinquish the ball ♪

453
00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:30,429
What the hell
is with these guys, man?

454
00:23:01,494 --> 00:23:02,494
We good?

455
00:23:09,336 --> 00:23:13,706
♪ We're good you're bad
We're good you're bad ♪

456
00:23:33,526 --> 00:23:34,460
No.

457
00:23:34,462 --> 00:23:36,195
What do you mean, no?

458
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,297
I'm not bunting
in a summer league.

459
00:23:38,299 --> 00:23:40,900
You're not even
giving the same signs.

460
00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:42,201
What are you saying?

461
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:44,637
Steal?

462
00:23:44,639 --> 00:23:46,005
You can't steal first, Garvey!

463
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,506
I know, I'm just saying...

464
00:23:47,508 --> 00:23:50,676
Barone, whatever I tell you
to do, you have to do!

465
00:23:50,678 --> 00:23:52,812
Yeah, whatever, dipshit.

466
00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:54,847
I hope you get out, Barone!

467
00:23:56,283 --> 00:23:58,050
Yeah.

468
00:24:07,494 --> 00:24:09,829
You're welcome, Ty.

469
00:24:09,831 --> 00:24:11,563
Should I have him steal now or...

470
00:24:11,565 --> 00:24:12,799
Shut up, Garvey.

471
00:24:12,801 --> 00:24:14,033
Okay.

472
00:24:15,702 --> 00:24:17,503
What's up, bro?

473
00:24:22,642 --> 00:24:26,645
Dude... you know, if your last
name was Martinez...

474
00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:28,247
you would have been drafted.

475
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:31,784
You really believe that?

476
00:24:31,786 --> 00:24:33,419
Hell, yeah, I believe that.
Really?

477
00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:38,691
Hell yeah, bro, look, we're the
hot new ethnicity right now.

478
00:24:38,693 --> 00:24:41,828
You know? Scouts can't see
past that shit.

479
00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:44,997
If a scout sees a Latino dude
who can't hit...

480
00:24:44,999 --> 00:24:46,699
can't field for shit,
but he's fast

481
00:24:46,701 --> 00:24:49,401
you know what they call it?
'Raw talent'.

482
00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:52,504
I swear, man, it's like their new way
of calling us spics or some shit.

483
00:24:52,506 --> 00:24:54,907
Bro, they can call me Speedy
Fucking Gonzales...

484
00:24:54,909 --> 00:24:57,676
as long as they draft me, shit.

485
00:24:57,678 --> 00:25:00,179
Seriously, I'll step in the
batters box wearing a poncho.

486
00:25:00,181 --> 00:25:02,148
You know what I mean?

487
00:25:02,150 --> 00:25:05,017
I'm not saying there aren't
plenty of our guys who deserve it

488
00:25:05,019 --> 00:25:09,488
but shit, my boy Maz
deserves it, too.

489
00:25:09,490 --> 00:25:12,291
It's your size too, John.
They overlook guys like you.

490
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:16,729
But if a 6' 5” goon steps up, who couldn't
hit water if he fell out of a boat

491
00:25:16,731 --> 00:25:17,864
man, they all start salivating.

492
00:25:17,866 --> 00:25:19,431
As long as he has size...

493
00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:22,801
looks like he has power, they
think they can teach him to hit.

494
00:25:22,803 --> 00:25:24,237
Let me tell you something.

495
00:25:24,239 --> 00:25:26,272
If he hasn't learned how
to hit in 21 years...

496
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,341
it's ain't gonna happen!
It doesn't matter.

497
00:25:28,343 --> 00:25:31,177
It's steroids! That shit is
everywhere in the college game.

498
00:25:31,179 --> 00:25:32,711
Even guys at STAC are doing it.

499
00:25:32,713 --> 00:25:34,213
Then they get drafted,
they get tested in the minors

500
00:25:34,215 --> 00:25:35,647
and they have to stop
doing it...

501
00:25:35,649 --> 00:25:37,350
and then they end up getting
dropped in a year

502
00:25:37,352 --> 00:25:39,551
but it takes spots away
from guys like Maz...

503
00:25:39,553 --> 00:25:43,322
who are doing it on fucking
ice cream and sprinkles!

504
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:46,292
Who wants that life though,
really?

505
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:47,960
I mean, especially if you suck?

506
00:25:47,962 --> 00:25:51,230
And you're stuck in some
bullshit town in what, Iowa?

507
00:25:51,232 --> 00:25:54,166
Playing Single A ball
somewhere for a couple years

508
00:25:54,168 --> 00:25:57,436
getting paid nothing, spend your
life on a shitty bus

509
00:25:57,438 --> 00:25:59,805
staying at Motel 7's and 8's.

510
00:25:59,807 --> 00:26:04,510
I'm telling you, man, that is a
miserable, miserable existence.

511
00:26:06,113 --> 00:26:07,846
Shit, I'd give anything
for that.

512
00:26:07,848 --> 00:26:09,315
Fuck, yeah.

513
00:26:11,051 --> 00:26:15,354
Yo, Fotch? You were drafted,
right?

514
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,923
Yeah, I vaguely remember
that, yeah.

515
00:26:16,925 --> 00:26:18,557
It was that long ago, huh?

516
00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:21,327
Well, I'll never forget the day
the horse and carriage...

517
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,562
rode up to my cottage and
delivered the telegram.

518
00:26:26,266 --> 00:26:28,634
So, whatever happened with that?

519
00:26:28,636 --> 00:26:31,904
I hurt my shoulder.
It refused to cooperate.

520
00:26:31,906 --> 00:26:34,640
Uh-huh... and what happened?

521
00:26:36,643 --> 00:26:39,478
I was playing center and I was
trying to throw this guy out

522
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:44,817
at home and something just
snapped. It was terrible.

523
00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:47,786
I had a SLAP tear.

524
00:26:47,788 --> 00:26:50,722
I tried surgery after surgery,
but nothing worked.

525
00:26:50,724 --> 00:26:54,961
Finally the doctor, he suggested
something more experimental...

526
00:26:54,963 --> 00:26:57,763
and I just had to let it go.

527
00:26:57,765 --> 00:26:59,531
Do you have a gnarly scar?

528
00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:00,766
Yeah.

529
00:27:00,768 --> 00:27:02,901
Can I see it?

530
00:27:02,903 --> 00:27:04,437
Sure.

531
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,141
There it is.
Oh, shit.

532
00:27:09,143 --> 00:27:12,244
Whoa, hey, man,
that looks pretty bad-ass.

533
00:27:12,246 --> 00:27:13,645
So, at least you got that.

534
00:27:13,647 --> 00:27:15,481
Yeah, I lost 35 percent
of my range of motion...

535
00:27:15,483 --> 00:27:17,749
and I'm highly vulnerable to
re-injury, so...

536
00:27:17,751 --> 00:27:21,487
You're like Samuel L. Jackson
from Unbreakable.

537
00:27:21,489 --> 00:27:23,722
So why do you even do
this league?

538
00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:25,391
Well, I play first base now
obviously...

539
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,693
'cause there's a lot
less throwing.

540
00:27:27,695 --> 00:27:33,199
But... ah... it's the game,
it's got a hold on me.

541
00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:36,768
So I play it when I can.

542
00:27:42,543 --> 00:27:46,645
You're out! You're out!
Double play.

543
00:27:53,453 --> 00:27:56,322
What the hell was that, Barone,
why didn't you slide?

544
00:27:56,324 --> 00:27:57,956
Because I was dead to rights.

545
00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:02,028
Bullshit, you didn't want
to get your uniform dirty!

546
00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:05,731
Well, maybe you should get a hit next
time and we won't be in this situation.

547
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:14,140
Yeah, yeah, now I remember
where I know this guy from.

548
00:28:16,443 --> 00:28:20,579
Yeah, he was that 'lights out' closer
for St. Thomas Aquinas this year

549
00:28:20,581 --> 00:28:23,516
except when they got to the
conference playoffs

550
00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:28,720
I think he blew it for his team
and STAC was eliminated.

551
00:28:28,722 --> 00:28:29,922
Hey, everybody...

552
00:28:29,924 --> 00:28:32,425
don't worry if this guy
pitches tough now, okay?

553
00:28:32,427 --> 00:28:34,960
When the pressure is on,
he chokes it away!

554
00:28:34,962 --> 00:28:38,297
Hey! Knock it off.

555
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,366
What's that, Shatter?

556
00:28:40,368 --> 00:28:42,801
You say something,
Brittle Bones?

557
00:28:42,803 --> 00:28:44,970
Give me another one.

558
00:28:44,972 --> 00:28:48,374
You talking to me, Osteoporosis?

559
00:28:50,643 --> 00:28:53,312
♪ We want a pitcher
not a belly itcher ♪

560
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,382
♪ We want a catcher
not a belly scratcher ♪

561
00:28:56,384 --> 00:28:58,250
No, no, no, you need to...

562
00:29:00,087 --> 00:29:02,854
Yeah, right. You're right,
that's what it is, though.

563
00:29:04,757 --> 00:29:06,358
Oh, god, bench bets?

564
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,794
Barone, it's bench bet time.

565
00:29:08,796 --> 00:29:11,263
What are bench bets?
What's a bench bet?

566
00:29:11,265 --> 00:29:12,898
Are you fucking kidding me?

567
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:15,434
How do you of all people not
know about bench bets?

568
00:29:15,436 --> 00:29:16,969
Half your life is spent
on the bench.

569
00:29:16,971 --> 00:29:21,873
Oh, no, I play, I play...
I've played.

570
00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:24,310
Yes, you have.

571
00:29:24,312 --> 00:29:26,378
Bench bets, David,
is a gentleman's game...

572
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,013
that one plays on the bench...

573
00:29:28,015 --> 00:29:30,682
at a baseball game so you
don't die of boredom, okay?

574
00:29:30,684 --> 00:29:33,152
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, it's good.

575
00:29:33,154 --> 00:29:34,320
You will.

576
00:29:34,322 --> 00:29:36,054
Well, I'm excited again.
Okay.

577
00:29:36,056 --> 00:29:38,424
All right, I'll start us off,
nice and fresh, nice and easy.

578
00:29:38,426 --> 00:29:41,893
I bet the next at bat lasts
exactly five pitches.

579
00:29:41,895 --> 00:29:46,031
Okay, all right, okay, I got
100 bucks on six.

580
00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:47,399
What the fuck is wrong with you?

581
00:29:47,401 --> 00:29:49,201
I said it's a gentleman's game.

582
00:29:49,203 --> 00:29:50,503
I thought you were Jewish,
for one!

583
00:29:50,505 --> 00:29:51,537
Why are you coming with $100?

584
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,005
How about we start it for $5?

585
00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:55,007
Is that all okay with you,
fucking money bags McGee?

586
00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:57,676
I'm just ruining stereotypes
in your head, huh?

587
00:29:57,678 --> 00:29:59,445
Yeah, well, I don't like that.
It's blowing your mind.

588
00:29:59,447 --> 00:30:00,712
No, don't like it.
Fine, $5.

589
00:30:00,714 --> 00:30:02,481
If you want to be cheap,
you know, but okay.

590
00:30:02,483 --> 00:30:04,850
♪ Bands will make her dance
Band to make her dance ♪

591
00:30:04,852 --> 00:30:06,385
I got four on the under.

592
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,654
No, you can't get four and
under, it's the exact number.

593
00:30:08,656 --> 00:30:11,190
I have four and under.
Yeah, I'm six and over then.

594
00:30:11,192 --> 00:30:13,225
You can't have six and over.

595
00:30:13,227 --> 00:30:14,960
I don't get five and you get
everything else!

596
00:30:14,962 --> 00:30:16,862
Okay, it's like I just said.
I'm gonna write it down.

597
00:30:16,864 --> 00:30:20,666
Don't you write that down.
Don't you dare write that down.

598
00:30:20,668 --> 00:30:22,635
Don't you write that down!
I'm writing it down, though.

599
00:30:22,637 --> 00:30:25,003
He's writing it right there.

600
00:30:25,005 --> 00:30:26,438
Strike three!

601
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,073
Ooh, talk dirty to me.

602
00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:30,876
No, because that's three!
That's three, so nobody wins!

603
00:30:30,878 --> 00:30:33,245
That's three, so nobody wins,
there you go.

604
00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:34,946
I had four and under.
You don't...

605
00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:37,849
I had four and under! Witness?
You're my fucking witness.

606
00:30:37,851 --> 00:30:40,152
Oh, he witnessed it, did he?
Did he witness it?

607
00:30:40,154 --> 00:30:42,120
Well, I witnessed it, too.

608
00:30:42,122 --> 00:30:43,622
I refute your account of the
events

609
00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:46,492
thus nullifying your testimony
as per Plessy vs. Ferguson...

610
00:30:46,494 --> 00:30:49,228
Yeah, well, I witnessed it, too,
fuckface!

611
00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:50,596
Gavel banged, give me my Euros.

612
00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:53,699
Don't you gavel bang me!
You already said...

613
00:30:53,701 --> 00:30:56,435
Yeah, give me my money.
Pounds? Pounds?

614
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,204
You get those fingers
out of my face!

615
00:30:58,206 --> 00:31:01,807
That's it! Bench bets are off.

616
00:31:01,809 --> 00:31:04,109
Fuck!

617
00:31:04,111 --> 00:31:07,379
And I hope you two are happy.

618
00:31:07,381 --> 00:31:08,447
It's like my grandmother said...

619
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:10,949
Expect to have fun, forget it.

620
00:31:10,951 --> 00:31:15,187
Now you're gonna have to sit
here and watch baseball.

621
00:31:15,189 --> 00:31:17,623
That is your punishment.

622
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:21,327
I mean, for fuck's sake.

623
00:31:22,596 --> 00:31:25,231
Do I need to go to the dentist?

624
00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:28,367
♪ H-O H-O-M
H-O-M-E-R-U-N ♪

625
00:31:28,369 --> 00:31:34,440
♪ Home run Adrian
Home run Adrian ♪

626
00:31:43,884 --> 00:31:45,118
Hey, Schwartz!

627
00:31:45,143 --> 00:31:48,820
What are you on a team with a bunch of
fucking girls with your softball chants?

628
00:31:48,822 --> 00:31:51,022
You guys sing.

629
00:31:53,126 --> 00:31:54,326
It's not the same!

630
00:31:54,328 --> 00:31:56,928
Are we bothering you, Murray?

631
00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:03,369
I really don't like these
fucking guys!

632
00:32:07,874 --> 00:32:09,341
Change of plans.

633
00:32:09,343 --> 00:32:10,942
You're not allowed to get tired.

634
00:32:10,944 --> 00:32:13,512
I'm keeping you in the entire
game, no matter what.

635
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:16,582
Show these guys what you can do.

636
00:32:18,752 --> 00:32:20,852
Don't make me look stupid.

637
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:30,028
You guys were saying you got some
opportunity to play independent ball.

638
00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:34,966
Opportunity might be a stretch,
but yeah, I got some offers.

639
00:32:38,204 --> 00:32:40,038
You gonna take them?

640
00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:42,841
I don't know.

641
00:32:46,713 --> 00:32:51,383
You know anything about these
leagues out west?

642
00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:56,655
Yeah, I mean, definitely every year a handful
of guys get drafted from those leagues.

643
00:33:01,828 --> 00:33:05,564
I just don't know if it's worth
it to go through all that again.

644
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:08,567
You know, put the work in,
uproot my life...

645
00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:11,002
and still not make it?

646
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:15,874
It just seems like a waste
of my time.

647
00:33:18,077 --> 00:33:20,346
Well, there's no doubt the road
gets harder from here

648
00:33:20,348 --> 00:33:26,452
but the road's always friggen
hard, no matter what you want.

649
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:34,960
You know, when my second
surgery was a bust?

650
00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:39,331
I went to this rehab place

651
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,734
to get my arm back
to at least functioning

652
00:33:41,736 --> 00:33:48,440
and this beautiful girl...

653
00:33:48,442 --> 00:33:51,042
was assigned to help me
with the day to day.

654
00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:55,046
Just the cutest thing
I'd ever seen.

655
00:33:59,986 --> 00:34:03,321
Anyway... I married her.

656
00:34:03,323 --> 00:34:05,791
We're married now.

657
00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:14,833
I guess what I'm saying is...

658
00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:17,536
sometimes the end of one journey
without even knowing it...

659
00:34:17,538 --> 00:34:21,774
it can be the beginning
of another one.

660
00:34:24,711 --> 00:34:27,913
Anyway, for what it's worth.

661
00:34:43,430 --> 00:34:46,965
All right, Tree, let's get some
runs off this big shot!

662
00:34:49,602 --> 00:34:52,003
Not a great start.

663
00:34:54,674 --> 00:34:56,909
Strike one.

664
00:34:56,911 --> 00:34:58,644
Strike two.

665
00:34:58,646 --> 00:34:59,912
Strike three!

666
00:34:59,914 --> 00:35:03,449
Wow, same pitch...
you fucking idiot.

667
00:35:06,453 --> 00:35:08,487
Son of a biscuit!

668
00:35:08,489 --> 00:35:10,722
See, the problem is you're just not getting
your hands inside the ball enough.

669
00:35:10,724 --> 00:35:12,424
It's that simple.

670
00:35:12,426 --> 00:35:17,062
That's not the problem, Garvey.
The problem is I'm terrible.

671
00:35:17,064 --> 00:35:18,263
Strike two.

672
00:35:18,265 --> 00:35:19,832
Ah, you gotta be kidding me!

673
00:35:19,834 --> 00:35:22,868
If it's low, let it go,
you know?

674
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,670
Say it with me. If it's low...

675
00:35:24,672 --> 00:35:27,072
Okay, you don't have to say it,
but if it's low, let it go.

676
00:35:27,074 --> 00:35:29,274
Just stay away from anything
that's low and inside, alright?

677
00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:31,209
It's not your strength.
It's not your strength.

678
00:35:31,211 --> 00:35:33,211
You gotta lot of strengths,
that's not one of them.

679
00:35:38,117 --> 00:35:40,886
Oh, forget it.
Strike three, you're gone!

680
00:35:49,696 --> 00:35:51,162
Strike three!

681
00:35:52,632 --> 00:35:54,500
Strike three!

682
00:35:56,402 --> 00:35:58,937
Mine! Mine!

683
00:36:00,272 --> 00:36:02,007
Made that shit look pretty.

684
00:36:02,009 --> 00:36:05,544
Two hands, two hands over your
head, just like that.

685
00:36:05,546 --> 00:36:07,813
You see what I'm doing right
there? Just guide that baby in.

686
00:36:07,815 --> 00:36:09,481
All right? And you...

687
00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:11,617
Dells, I really think that if
you went with a two-seamer...

688
00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:12,918
instead of the change-up...

689
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,720
I don't have a two-seamer,
Garvey.

690
00:36:16,689 --> 00:36:18,456
Strike three!

691
00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,863
Oh, boy, oh, shit!

692
00:36:25,632 --> 00:36:26,899
Come on, man.

693
00:36:28,267 --> 00:36:29,668
Yeah, I'm showing bunt.

694
00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:31,436
I'm showing bunt
and then I drop back.

695
00:36:31,438 --> 00:36:34,339
101 here, boys.

696
00:36:34,341 --> 00:36:35,874
Get comfortable, we're gonna
be here a while.

697
00:36:35,876 --> 00:36:37,242
I like to work the count.

698
00:36:37,244 --> 00:36:39,277
Foul off some pitches.
You know how it is.

699
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,380
I bailed a little bit.

700
00:36:42,382 --> 00:36:45,651
I bailed it a little bit.
I can call my own here.

701
00:36:45,653 --> 00:36:47,519
But now I'm dialed.

702
00:36:47,521 --> 00:36:48,954
Now I'm in the zone.

703
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:52,157
Get ready to turn around, pitch.
This shit's gone...

704
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:54,225
Strike three.

705
00:36:54,227 --> 00:36:57,162
Good stuff. Good delivery.
Good deception. See ya'.

706
00:36:58,998 --> 00:37:01,700
Keep it nice and tight.
Nice and tight.

707
00:37:01,702 --> 00:37:03,268
You know? Keep it in.
Keep that elbow in.

708
00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:06,404
There's nothing wrong with
sending one out to the outfield.

709
00:37:06,406 --> 00:37:08,306
You know what I mean?

710
00:37:08,308 --> 00:37:09,875
Wait, were you talking to me
this whole time?

711
00:37:09,877 --> 00:37:11,476
You know I'm not playing, right?

712
00:37:11,478 --> 00:37:13,378
Hm... hm.

713
00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:15,513
I'm just saying, I think if you
were to develop a two-seamer...

714
00:37:15,515 --> 00:37:18,249
it would make you a hell of a lot more
dynamic against a team like this.

715
00:37:18,251 --> 00:37:20,351
I'm pitching a two-hitter,
Garvey!

716
00:37:22,055 --> 00:37:25,090
That's two too many.
That's two too many.

717
00:37:26,225 --> 00:37:27,626
All right?

718
00:37:27,628 --> 00:37:29,094
Strike three!
Are you fucking serious?

719
00:37:29,096 --> 00:37:30,629
They don't get any better
than that.

720
00:37:30,631 --> 00:37:32,130
Is that a joke?
I coulda' hit that.

721
00:37:32,132 --> 00:37:34,332
Come on. I mean, dude,
it was way outside my zone.

722
00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:37,069
Way outside, both ways!
Both ways, blue.

723
00:37:37,071 --> 00:37:39,137
I mean, come on.
You got nothing to say.

724
00:37:39,139 --> 00:37:41,974
There's an earthiness to his
tone that is unparalleled.

725
00:37:41,976 --> 00:37:43,508
Okay? His voice is transcendent.

726
00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:46,778
Brian is the emotional core of
the band! Okay, end of story.

727
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:48,080
Thank you, David!

728
00:37:48,082 --> 00:37:49,514
Nick is the guy people
wanna hear, man.

729
00:37:49,516 --> 00:37:50,983
It's always been about Nick.

730
00:37:50,985 --> 00:37:52,618
Think of it this way, okay?
All of their hits...

731
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:54,419
Nick starts every single
one of them.

732
00:37:54,421 --> 00:37:56,588
Because he's Brian's opening
act, you fucking idiot!

733
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:57,823
Oh, whatever, man.

734
00:37:57,825 --> 00:37:59,290
Just shut up,
you little corn cob.

735
00:37:59,292 --> 00:38:01,126
A.J.'s the one who can't
be ignored, obviously.

736
00:38:01,128 --> 00:38:03,862
He smolders... just smoke, man.

737
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:06,231
On one hand, he's like,
'Yo, I don't give a shit"

738
00:38:06,233 --> 00:38:07,699
On the other hand, he's like...

739
00:38:07,701 --> 00:38:09,300
'I'm gonna nonchalantly slap...

740
00:38:09,302 --> 00:38:11,236
your grandma with the best
fucking vocals you ever heard.

741
00:38:11,238 --> 00:38:13,138
You know I've heard some shit
before, Barone...

742
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,740
but that is the biggest one
I ever heard.

743
00:38:14,742 --> 00:38:17,075
You know you like him 'cause he
bloody well looks like you.

744
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:19,277
Yeah, he does.
He's a very attractive man.

745
00:38:19,279 --> 00:38:20,545
If bone structure is a
consideration...

746
00:38:20,547 --> 00:38:21,813
which it should be.

747
00:38:21,815 --> 00:38:23,015
Bone structure's nothing
to do with it.

748
00:38:23,017 --> 00:38:25,851
This is straight-up vocal
talent!

749
00:38:25,853 --> 00:38:27,285
Strike three! You're gone!

750
00:38:27,287 --> 00:38:29,087
This is how it goes.
No, what it is...

751
00:38:31,691 --> 00:38:33,759
Just shut up! All right, we're
gonna settle this right now.

752
00:38:33,761 --> 00:38:35,661
Shut up, first one in.
Whatever.

753
00:38:35,663 --> 00:38:39,464
Hey, Zapata, how are you?
Question.

754
00:38:39,466 --> 00:38:41,332
Objectively speaking...

755
00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:44,703
who is the greatest
Backstreet Boy of all time?

756
00:38:44,705 --> 00:38:45,837
Brian.

757
00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:50,375
And you can put it on the board!

758
00:38:50,377 --> 00:38:53,712
Yes, how does that taste?

759
00:38:53,714 --> 00:38:55,747
No, no, wait... you said Brian?

760
00:38:55,749 --> 00:38:57,683
Yeah.
Nick.

761
00:38:57,685 --> 00:38:59,685
No! You already said Brian.
Bullshit.

762
00:38:59,687 --> 00:39:01,720
He's already said Brian...
Get your hand out of my face!

763
00:39:01,722 --> 00:39:04,956
Don't you touch that money!
Don't you touch that money!

764
00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:07,726
Give me my money back.
Put that money back down!

765
00:39:07,728 --> 00:39:09,061
That's it!

766
00:39:09,063 --> 00:39:11,596
The integrity of the bet
has been compromised.

767
00:39:11,598 --> 00:39:14,700
Bench bets are over, again...

768
00:39:14,702 --> 00:39:18,636
for the second and final time.

769
00:39:18,638 --> 00:39:20,706
Fine.

770
00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:27,378
As a side note, can we just
agree that Justin Timberlake

771
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:29,981
is a blatant rip off of Nick
Carter in every single way...

772
00:39:29,983 --> 00:39:32,084
and doesn't hold a candle
to his vocal prowess?

773
00:39:32,086 --> 00:39:33,852
I mean... was that ever
in doubt, though?

774
00:39:33,854 --> 00:39:37,155
JT thinks he's so cool.

775
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:39,457
You can call it a strike,
if you want, all day long.

776
00:39:39,459 --> 00:39:41,292
I don't care. That's your job...
by all means.

777
00:39:41,294 --> 00:39:42,928
Ump... I'm hoping you're gonna
umpire the game...

778
00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:44,662
because you haven't been doing
it all day.

779
00:39:44,664 --> 00:39:46,631
I'm not gonna swing at a pitch
that's a foot outside...

780
00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:47,966
Foul ball!

781
00:39:47,968 --> 00:39:51,069
But call it a strike.
Call it a strike.

782
00:40:02,849 --> 00:40:06,317
Foul ball! Strike two.

783
00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:07,652
Time!
What?

784
00:40:07,654 --> 00:40:09,287
What are you calling time for?

785
00:40:09,289 --> 00:40:12,791
Don't worry, all right?
I got this. Yeah!

786
00:40:16,462 --> 00:40:18,396
What's up?

787
00:40:18,398 --> 00:40:20,465
So, I'm over in the dugout, right?
And I'm watching your last at-bat.

788
00:40:20,467 --> 00:40:22,367
And I'm watching this one,
I'm sitting there thinking...

789
00:40:22,369 --> 00:40:25,203
"Garvey, what can I do? Tell Maz
you're a little off right now."

790
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:27,672
And I realized, the second the
pitcher goes into the wind-up...

791
00:40:27,674 --> 00:40:29,274
Garvey!

792
00:40:31,077 --> 00:40:32,944
The day that I need advice
from you...

793
00:40:32,946 --> 00:40:35,213
is the day that I kill myself.

794
00:40:36,482 --> 00:40:39,484
Oh, shit! Smackdown!

795
00:40:39,486 --> 00:40:43,021
Yeah, Garv!

796
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:46,224
Come on, Garv,
bring it back in here, buddy!

797
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,126
Aw! So real!

798
00:40:48,128 --> 00:40:50,495
Walk it off.
The pain is so fresh.

799
00:41:02,474 --> 00:41:06,878
Yeah, there we go!
Come on! come on! Three!

800
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,213
Slide!
Down!

801
00:41:09,982 --> 00:41:13,285
Hey, that's the Johnny Boy
I know!

802
00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:17,488
Yeah! There we go!
Now let's get something going!

803
00:41:20,459 --> 00:41:22,060
Ball three.

804
00:41:29,836 --> 00:41:31,569
Ball four. Take your base.

805
00:41:31,571 --> 00:41:33,038
Fuck.

806
00:41:54,728 --> 00:41:57,095
Oh, he lost it in the sun.
It's too bright.

807
00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:58,263
Go, go, go, go!

808
00:41:59,832 --> 00:42:01,399
Nice.

809
00:42:08,407 --> 00:42:10,108
Yay for Ty!

810
00:42:18,851 --> 00:42:21,086
Ball four, take your base.

811
00:42:24,556 --> 00:42:26,191
He's reeling.

812
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,629
This will be a fast ball,
right down the middle.

813
00:42:44,843 --> 00:42:46,577
Home, home, home!

814
00:42:48,281 --> 00:42:50,115
You've got your cut!

815
00:42:50,117 --> 00:42:52,884
Home! Home, home, home!

816
00:42:52,886 --> 00:42:54,485
Home!

817
00:42:58,590 --> 00:43:00,358
What?

818
00:43:01,727 --> 00:43:04,129
Oh, you fucking idiot, Barone!

819
00:43:04,131 --> 00:43:08,400
What? I told you to go!
Why didn't you run?

820
00:43:08,402 --> 00:43:11,069
Relax, Clifford, I would have
been out by a fucking mile.

821
00:43:11,071 --> 00:43:13,371
Bullshit! He hit the
fucking backstop!

822
00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:17,108
Even a perfect fucking throw
would have scored you!

823
00:43:17,110 --> 00:43:18,843
Are you afraid to slide?
Naw.

824
00:43:18,845 --> 00:43:20,245
You wanna keep your fucking
uniform clean...

825
00:43:20,247 --> 00:43:21,980
that fucking bad?

826
00:43:21,982 --> 00:43:23,714
It's called bleach, Barone!

827
00:43:23,716 --> 00:43:25,417
I'm sure your little girlfriend
will be happy...

828
00:43:25,419 --> 00:43:26,884
to keep it clean for you!

829
00:43:26,886 --> 00:43:27,986
Fuck you, Ty!

830
00:43:27,988 --> 00:43:30,021
Don't talk about my girlfriend.

831
00:43:30,023 --> 00:43:32,557
You're getting fucking dirty.

832
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,460
No. Hey, stop.

833
00:43:35,462 --> 00:43:36,828
You're getting fucking dirty
right fucking now!

834
00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:38,296
Hey, stop, you stop,
I'm being serious!

835
00:43:38,298 --> 00:43:39,998
Stop! Hey!
Motherfucker!

836
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,934
You're acting fucking crazy,
stop. Stop!

837
00:43:42,936 --> 00:43:46,137
Get off me! You're crazy,
we're in the middle of a game!

838
00:43:46,139 --> 00:43:49,740
You remind me of a crazed fan.
Stop! It smells like lavender!

839
00:43:49,742 --> 00:43:52,577
What in god's name are you
two morons doing?

840
00:43:52,579 --> 00:43:53,811
Break it up!

841
00:43:53,813 --> 00:43:55,813
He's threatening me!
Hey, you want some?

842
00:43:55,815 --> 00:43:58,783
I don't care if Murray hits
a home fucking run!

843
00:43:58,785 --> 00:44:00,551
You are sliding into home!

844
00:44:00,553 --> 00:44:02,854
Let's get back to the game,
ladies.

845
00:44:02,856 --> 00:44:06,024
I'll slide into your mom...
your mom's home.

846
00:44:06,925 --> 00:44:09,060
Fucking idiot.

847
00:44:09,062 --> 00:44:10,628
I'll score.

848
00:44:12,064 --> 00:44:13,465
Strike one.

849
00:44:25,277 --> 00:44:29,547
Sorry, Garv, it's been
a bad day.

850
00:44:29,549 --> 00:44:32,917
Hey, don't worry about it, man.
I get it.

851
00:44:32,919 --> 00:44:35,753
Kind of dumb of me to give
you advice, anyway.

852
00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:42,660
Well, you know, it kind
of worked... I got a hit.

853
00:44:46,332 --> 00:44:50,568
Yeah... yeah, I guess it did.

854
00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:54,205
I tell you what... if you ever
need me to annoy you again...

855
00:44:54,207 --> 00:44:56,607
just let me know, I'll be there.

856
00:44:58,044 --> 00:45:00,078
Okay.

857
00:45:01,447 --> 00:45:04,215
Strike two.

858
00:45:04,217 --> 00:45:05,983
Murray's gonna strike out again,
isn't he?

859
00:45:05,985 --> 00:45:08,319
Yeah, probably.

860
00:45:08,321 --> 00:45:09,787
Strike three! That's all.

861
00:45:16,495 --> 00:45:17,662
Oh, boy.

862
00:45:19,265 --> 00:45:23,101
Bases fucking loaded!
Bases fucking loaded!

863
00:45:23,103 --> 00:45:26,104
Fucking idiot! Stupid!
Bases loaded!

864
00:45:26,106 --> 00:45:30,808
Fucking idiot! Piece of shit!

865
00:45:30,810 --> 00:45:32,210
Should I go talk to him?

866
00:45:32,212 --> 00:45:35,646
Stupid, fucking stupid!

867
00:45:35,648 --> 00:45:37,615
Uh, maybe you should just
let him get it out.

868
00:45:49,962 --> 00:45:52,630
Fucking idiot!

869
00:45:55,201 --> 00:45:57,868
You all right, there, Murray?

870
00:45:57,870 --> 00:45:59,204
Fucking idiot!

871
00:45:59,206 --> 00:46:00,605
A little Murray worry?

872
00:46:00,607 --> 00:46:02,407
You all right there,
little buddy?

873
00:46:06,178 --> 00:46:09,180
Want to have a little catch?
Nice, fun times?

874
00:46:09,182 --> 00:46:10,881
Hey, hi.

875
00:46:17,089 --> 00:46:18,756
Fuck!

876
00:46:20,459 --> 00:46:21,659
Ball!

877
00:46:22,194 --> 00:46:23,661
Got one.

878
00:46:32,804 --> 00:46:34,972
How much you want to bet
Murray kills someone...

879
00:46:34,974 --> 00:46:36,608
before the end of the game?

880
00:46:36,610 --> 00:46:38,510
What the fuck are you doing?

881
00:46:44,351 --> 00:46:46,584
Wow, he is still going.

882
00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:49,086
Well, there is something wrong
with that boy.

883
00:46:49,088 --> 00:46:51,556
Does he do this at home?

884
00:47:00,132 --> 00:47:02,133
Here you go.

885
00:47:02,135 --> 00:47:03,234
Oh, shit!

886
00:47:03,236 --> 00:47:05,203
Hey! What the fuck was that?

887
00:47:05,205 --> 00:47:06,771
What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

888
00:47:06,773 --> 00:47:08,406
Oh, shut up, Zapata, I'm just
throwing the ball in.

889
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:09,907
I'm standing five fucking
feet from you!

890
00:47:09,909 --> 00:47:12,410
You trying to take my head off?
I was just throwing it in!

891
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:14,345
Catch the ball, Zapata,
how about that?

892
00:47:14,347 --> 00:47:15,613
Really? Really?
Maybe catch the fucking ball.

893
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:16,981
Catch the fucking ball?
Yeah, catch it!

894
00:47:16,983 --> 00:47:18,516
Standing five fucking feet...
One time in your life!

895
00:47:18,518 --> 00:47:21,152
Well, this is gonna get ugly.

896
00:47:21,154 --> 00:47:23,521
What the fuck was that? Huh?

897
00:47:23,523 --> 00:47:26,624
Such a fucking baby, Murray!
Why don't you grow the fuck up!

898
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:28,259
You're the one whining about me
throwing the ball in!

899
00:47:28,261 --> 00:47:29,994
Yeah, you're so fucking...
Stop throwing that at me...

900
00:47:29,996 --> 00:47:31,862
as hard as you can, because
your ass can't hit!

901
00:47:31,864 --> 00:47:34,265
You fucking suck at baseball,
bro! Deal with the shit!

902
00:47:34,267 --> 00:47:37,669
You throw like a bitch!
And you bat .250!

903
00:47:37,671 --> 00:47:39,237
Patrick, relax!

904
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,206
Shut the fuck up, Dad!
Yeah?

905
00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:43,174
That's my boy.

906
00:47:43,176 --> 00:47:45,176
At least I don't yell at myself
about it for an hour...

907
00:47:45,178 --> 00:47:47,478
like a fucking lunatic!
You're a fucking psychopath!

908
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,847
I'll show you a psychopath! I'll take
a bat, and shove it up your ass!

909
00:47:49,849 --> 00:47:51,516
Say that to my fucking ankle,
bitch!

910
00:47:51,518 --> 00:47:53,718
Go wash my dishes!
I'll beat your fucking white...

911
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,420
Whoa! Whoa!

912
00:47:55,422 --> 00:47:57,988
Chill out, Murray!
Murray, chill out!

913
00:48:02,761 --> 00:48:05,430
What is wrong with these guys?

914
00:48:05,432 --> 00:48:09,834
Hey, quit it, both of you!
Sit down! Sit down!

915
00:48:09,836 --> 00:48:11,369
Everyone can hear you.

916
00:48:11,371 --> 00:48:13,538
Murray, sit down!
I'm not gonna sit out!

917
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:17,675
Why are you so angry?
Everything! Everything!

918
00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:21,812
I know I can't hit, Zapata! Huh?
You think I don't know that?

919
00:48:21,814 --> 00:48:27,619
But John can hit! And he
should have been drafted!

920
00:48:27,621 --> 00:48:30,955
I mean, we kill ourselves
for 15 years...

921
00:48:30,957 --> 00:48:33,458
with this stupid, fucking game
for what? For nothing!

922
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:35,727
We bleed it, we breathe it!

923
00:48:35,729 --> 00:48:38,463
You're not gonna cry, are you?

924
00:48:38,465 --> 00:48:43,768
And people like you... Polacco.

925
00:48:43,770 --> 00:48:47,272
You've got all the fucking
talent in the world.

926
00:48:47,274 --> 00:48:52,977
They brought you in from across
an ocean to play baseball.

927
00:48:52,979 --> 00:48:54,812
And you wasted it!

928
00:48:54,814 --> 00:48:58,416
If you hadn't spent your entire
sorry college career...

929
00:48:58,418 --> 00:49:00,050
partying every fucking night...

930
00:49:00,052 --> 00:49:01,986
it could have been you we're
saying should have been drafted!

931
00:49:01,988 --> 00:49:04,989
Wait, so let me get this clear,
even the fantasy version...

932
00:49:04,991 --> 00:49:08,626
of my life, I still don't
get drafted?

933
00:49:09,895 --> 00:49:11,996
You had a gift.

934
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,567
And you wasted it.

935
00:49:20,172 --> 00:49:22,440
But John didn't waste it.

936
00:49:22,442 --> 00:49:25,876
He gave it everything he had,
every day!

937
00:49:25,878 --> 00:49:27,745
And if he'd been drafted,
it would have been like...

938
00:49:27,747 --> 00:49:31,516
we all got drafted,
because he's one of us!

939
00:49:33,519 --> 00:49:35,753
And I wanted it for him.

940
00:49:46,465 --> 00:49:48,999
It's bullshit.

941
00:49:49,001 --> 00:49:51,769
This whole, fucking world
is bullshit.

942
00:49:56,074 --> 00:49:58,409
Nobody gets what they deserve,
good or bad.

943
00:50:16,928 --> 00:50:18,396
You still didn't have
to throw it...

944
00:50:18,398 --> 00:50:20,665
Oh, shut the fuck up, Zapata!

945
00:50:22,668 --> 00:50:25,670
What's up? What's the matter?

946
00:50:25,672 --> 00:50:28,172
Dad, I think this is it.

947
00:50:28,174 --> 00:50:29,474
What do you mean?

948
00:50:29,476 --> 00:50:31,409
I think this is my last game.

949
00:50:33,645 --> 00:50:36,113
I shouldn't have come today,
it's stupid...

950
00:50:36,115 --> 00:50:37,548
this game's meaningless.

951
00:50:37,550 --> 00:50:39,250
Everybody's at each other"
throats.

952
00:50:39,252 --> 00:50:42,553
Everyone is doing their own
thing. There's no leadership.

953
00:50:42,555 --> 00:50:46,457
Ty tries, but nobody cares.

954
00:50:48,026 --> 00:50:51,061
I'm not helping anybody
being here today.

955
00:50:51,063 --> 00:50:54,064
It's too hard.

956
00:50:54,066 --> 00:50:58,235
Well, you can't leave now,
you're already here.

957
00:50:58,237 --> 00:51:01,305
Yeah, I know, I'm not gonna
leave in the middle of the game.

958
00:51:01,307 --> 00:51:02,607
Well, that's what you just said.

959
00:51:02,609 --> 00:51:04,008
Well, it's not what I meant!

960
00:51:04,010 --> 00:51:06,243
Before you start saying that
this is my last game...

961
00:51:06,245 --> 00:51:08,446
why don't you give it a couple
days sleep, all right?

962
00:51:08,448 --> 00:51:09,881
I mean, you should go
with these guys...

963
00:51:09,883 --> 00:51:11,449
if you win, go to Ocean City.

964
00:51:11,451 --> 00:51:13,518
I care about Ocean City, Dad.

965
00:51:14,453 --> 00:51:15,586
Strike three! You're gone.

966
00:51:15,588 --> 00:51:17,455
Cool, all right, sweet.

967
00:51:17,457 --> 00:51:18,956
I'm on deck, forget it.

968
00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:23,060
Whoa, wh... hey, Johnny?
Listen, you do what you want.

969
00:51:23,062 --> 00:51:25,229
I'm just trying to give you
some advice here.

970
00:51:25,231 --> 00:51:27,197
Yeah, look where that got me.

971
00:51:35,474 --> 00:51:37,408
Everything all right?

972
00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:39,977
Yeah.

973
00:51:39,979 --> 00:51:44,682
Okay, shut your faces,
listen up!

974
00:51:46,919 --> 00:51:51,889
This game, this one here,
is a lot more fun...

975
00:51:51,891 --> 00:51:56,093
when you actually hit the ball.

976
00:51:57,362 --> 00:51:59,129
Am I right, guys?

977
00:52:01,066 --> 00:52:03,033
Sit down, Vinnie.
Did you say sit down...

978
00:52:03,035 --> 00:52:04,502
or get down?

979
00:52:04,504 --> 00:52:05,837
'Cause I'm about to break out...

980
00:52:05,839 --> 00:52:07,839
some of my best slump-buster
moves on this bitch.

981
00:52:07,841 --> 00:52:10,140
Oh, shit! Oh, shit.

982
00:52:11,543 --> 00:52:13,377
Strike three!

983
00:52:13,379 --> 00:52:19,249
♪ I'm so sexy and so awesome
I'm also totally awesome ♪

984
00:52:19,251 --> 00:52:21,385
♪ What's up Garvey ♪

985
00:52:21,387 --> 00:52:24,956
Hey, buddy, mm, mm, gettin' low.

986
00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:26,958
Gettin' low, gettin' low,
get low.

987
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,628
Now dodge and weave,
and get it on, get it on...

988
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:32,029
Vinnie...
What's up, Garv?

989
00:52:32,031 --> 00:52:33,764
You're making me very
uncomfortable.

990
00:52:36,969 --> 00:52:38,035
Please stop.
I'm pecking at you.

991
00:52:38,037 --> 00:52:41,271
I'm pecking at you, baby.

992
00:52:41,273 --> 00:52:44,375
Will you sit down, already?
Hey, Murr, what's up?

993
00:52:44,377 --> 00:52:46,243
That's weird.

994
00:52:46,245 --> 00:52:48,379
You know, Santa Claus could walk
into this dugout right now...

995
00:52:48,381 --> 00:52:50,748
with an armful of gifts, you
would still tell him to f-off.

996
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:53,183
Don't you start with me,
too, okay?

997
00:52:57,455 --> 00:53:00,024
Hey, just relax and watch the
game, it's one-nothing.

998
00:53:00,026 --> 00:53:02,393
Tell your gay lover to stop
dancing in my way...

999
00:53:02,395 --> 00:53:03,761
so I can watch the fucking game.

1000
00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,830
Can I say something?
You're very rude.

1001
00:53:09,968 --> 00:53:11,301
Oh, shit.

1002
00:53:11,303 --> 00:53:13,938
Hey! Whoa! What was that?

1003
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,141
What was that? What was that!

1004
00:53:20,913 --> 00:53:22,513
Hey, ump! What the hell
was that?

1005
00:53:22,515 --> 00:53:24,715
Well, don't ask me,
I didn't throw it.

1006
00:53:24,717 --> 00:53:26,183
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
it was a bad pitch, dude.

1007
00:53:26,185 --> 00:53:27,752
I think your brother's
thrown a couple.

1008
00:53:27,754 --> 00:53:29,353
Oh, you think I'm fucking
stupid? Huh?

1009
00:53:29,355 --> 00:53:30,922
He just happens to lose control
against the guy...

1010
00:53:30,924 --> 00:53:32,189
who got a triple off of him?

1011
00:53:32,191 --> 00:53:33,891
Why would I want to put
a runner on?

1012
00:53:33,893 --> 00:53:35,459
'Cause you're cocky, that's why.

1013
00:53:35,461 --> 00:53:37,327
You want an apology?
The guy didn't even get hit!

1014
00:53:37,329 --> 00:53:40,798
It was an accident. Ump, can we
please get back to the game?

1015
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,166
Let's go.

1016
00:53:42,168 --> 00:53:43,968
No, no, no, I want my
complaint on record.

1017
00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:47,605
Oh, I will be sure to mention
it to the commissioner.

1018
00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:51,776
Hope he doesn't lose control
next time you get up!

1019
00:53:51,778 --> 00:53:54,745
Oh, make my fucking day!

1020
00:53:56,582 --> 00:53:58,816
He knew what he was doing.

1021
00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:00,217
Let's go, Maz.

1022
00:54:00,219 --> 00:54:02,219
What do you say, 14, let's go!

1023
00:54:11,396 --> 00:54:14,131
Go, baby. Go, baby.

1024
00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:15,733
Go, baby.

1025
00:54:17,603 --> 00:54:19,036
Nice catch.

1026
00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:20,905
Ah, shit!

1027
00:54:21,873 --> 00:54:23,440
Hey! Head's up!

1028
00:54:23,442 --> 00:54:25,442
This is the final inning!
Let's hold 'em here!

1029
00:54:28,214 --> 00:54:32,583
♪ Our team is tick tick tick
tick boom dynamite ♪

1030
00:54:32,585 --> 00:54:35,987
♪ Boom dynamite boom dynamite ♪

1031
00:54:35,989 --> 00:54:39,523
♪ Boom dynamite boom dynamite ♪

1032
00:54:39,525 --> 00:54:40,725
Garvey.

1033
00:54:46,231 --> 00:54:48,365
Uh, no warm-up this inning,
all right?

1034
00:54:48,367 --> 00:54:50,367
Does your arm hurt?

1035
00:54:50,369 --> 00:54:53,638
No, I'm just loose already.
Let's go.

1036
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:56,073
All right.

1037
00:55:04,582 --> 00:55:06,617
Guys... sit off-speed.

1038
00:55:06,619 --> 00:55:10,021
Hey, hey, sit off-speed,
sit off-speed.

1039
00:55:12,490 --> 00:55:14,224
Hey, Dells...

1040
00:55:14,226 --> 00:55:16,326
isn't this about when you start
to choke things away?

1041
00:55:16,328 --> 00:55:19,296
Hey! Shut your mouth
or I'm gonna shut it for you!

1042
00:55:20,431 --> 00:55:21,431
Here we go!

1043
00:55:29,908 --> 00:55:31,809
♪ Pitchers in a hole
ten feet deep ♪

1044
00:55:31,811 --> 00:55:33,811
♪ Can't get out
'cause he's got no heat ♪

1045
00:55:33,813 --> 00:55:38,082
♪ Say what no heat
Say what no heat ♪

1046
00:55:40,218 --> 00:55:42,053
He's losing his velocity.

1047
00:55:42,055 --> 00:55:44,088
Get 'em over, Dells.

1048
00:55:48,459 --> 00:55:49,927
Hi.

1049
00:55:51,697 --> 00:55:53,230
This is a big moment, Dells.

1050
00:55:53,232 --> 00:55:56,433
I'm glad we're sharing
this together.

1051
00:56:13,484 --> 00:56:15,986
Oh, not again.

1052
00:56:18,289 --> 00:56:20,424
♪ Two ducks on a pond
We need a home run ♪

1053
00:56:20,426 --> 00:56:22,259
♪ Quack quack
Quack quack ♪

1054
00:56:22,261 --> 00:56:24,428
♪ Two ducks on a pond
We need a home run ♪

1055
00:56:24,430 --> 00:56:26,764
♪ Quack quack
Quack quack ♪

1056
00:56:51,322 --> 00:56:52,456
Ball one.

1057
00:56:54,325 --> 00:56:57,628
Get off your knees, Dells,
you're blowing the game.

1058
00:57:13,578 --> 00:57:16,147
Hope you got
your degree, pitcher!

1059
00:57:21,486 --> 00:57:24,121
Come on, big
brother, get him out of there!

1060
00:57:25,857 --> 00:57:27,524
Let's go now, Dells, come on.

1061
00:57:27,526 --> 00:57:30,360
Somebody get this
guy a bucket. He's throwing up.

1062
00:57:41,873 --> 00:57:43,440
Ball three.

1063
00:57:45,743 --> 00:57:47,577
Let's go, Dells!

1064
00:57:51,683 --> 00:57:56,187
You know what, Dells?
I dare you to throw a strike.

1065
00:57:56,189 --> 00:57:59,356
Chardy, I don't care if he
throws it underhand...

1066
00:57:59,358 --> 00:58:00,825
you are taking.

1067
00:58:00,827 --> 00:58:03,928
Yeah, I'm gonna finish this
at-bat with my eyes closed.

1068
00:58:16,374 --> 00:58:17,441
Ball four.

1069
00:58:20,879 --> 00:58:24,215
Bye-bye, I'll miss you.

1070
00:58:24,217 --> 00:58:25,850
You know, maybe I'll bat lefty
next time...

1071
00:58:25,852 --> 00:58:27,784
even things out a little bit.

1072
00:58:36,461 --> 00:58:37,928
Time.

1073
00:58:37,930 --> 00:58:40,364
Don't take him out,
he's our best player!

1074
00:58:45,136 --> 00:58:46,904
You got anything left?

1075
00:58:46,906 --> 00:58:48,339
I'm not coming out.

1076
00:58:48,341 --> 00:58:50,407
I'm not taking you out.
Do you have anything left?

1077
00:58:53,478 --> 00:58:54,644
I don't know.

1078
00:58:57,782 --> 00:59:00,150
Guys, can you give us a second?

1079
00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:10,827
If we lose, it's not your fault.

1080
00:59:10,829 --> 00:59:13,364
All right, forget about
the playoffs.

1081
00:59:13,366 --> 00:59:15,332
Forget about what happened
at STAC.

1082
00:59:15,334 --> 00:59:17,601
All right, it's not your fault.

1083
00:59:17,603 --> 00:59:19,336
So don't throw one more pitch
worried about...

1084
00:59:19,338 --> 00:59:23,573
losing it for your team,
losing it for me.

1085
00:59:24,809 --> 00:59:26,443
All right?

1086
00:59:26,445 --> 00:59:29,579
I already know you're great.

1087
00:59:33,418 --> 00:59:36,353
So, get in there,
throw strikes...

1088
00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:39,123
maybe we get an "At 'em" ball,
we get out of this jam.

1089
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:41,959
Hm? Yeah.

1090
00:59:46,731 --> 00:59:49,666
Nothing he said is gonna help
you get out of this.

1091
01:00:14,859 --> 01:00:16,193
Agh!

1092
01:00:43,488 --> 01:00:44,888
Oh, no.

1093
01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:47,624
Oh, let's go!

1094
01:00:48,493 --> 01:00:49,593
Tim!

1095
01:00:52,330 --> 01:00:54,098
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1096
01:00:56,601 --> 01:00:58,268
Guys!
No!

1097
01:01:07,778 --> 01:01:09,513
Come on!
Back off!

1098
01:01:09,515 --> 01:01:10,780
Murray, no!

1099
01:01:16,754 --> 01:01:18,489
Fuck! Motherfucker!

1100
01:01:27,499 --> 01:01:29,133
Zach, Zach!

1101
01:01:32,703 --> 01:01:34,238
Bitch! Get off me!

1102
01:02:07,205 --> 01:02:09,073
Stay down!

1103
01:02:12,743 --> 01:02:18,115
Hey! Put the bat down!

1104
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,495
Just breathe, Garv, all right?
Try and relax.

1105
01:02:31,497 --> 01:02:33,630
Take some nice, deep breaths,

1106
01:03:38,396 --> 01:03:41,031
Tyler Dellamonica and Vinnie
Malzahn?

1107
01:03:41,033 --> 01:03:42,266
Present.

1108
01:03:42,268 --> 01:03:43,900
Stand up, please.

1109
01:03:46,937 --> 01:03:48,472
Come this way, guys.

1110
01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:52,976
That's good. Turn around, put
your hands behind your back.

1111
01:03:52,978 --> 01:03:54,645
Come on.
Just do it.

1112
01:03:54,647 --> 01:03:56,280
Hey, you can't do that,
they didn't do anything!

1113
01:03:56,282 --> 01:03:57,914
Hey, easy, easy.

1114
01:03:57,916 --> 01:03:59,216
They're not the one putting
somebody in the hospital.

1115
01:03:59,218 --> 01:04:00,651
Calm down, alright?

1116
01:04:00,653 --> 01:04:02,586
Everybody over there, listen
to me and just calm down.

1117
01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:03,887
But this is bullshit!

1118
01:04:03,889 --> 01:04:05,422
Hey, be quiet
or I'll arrest you, too.

1119
01:04:05,424 --> 01:04:07,291
I didn't do anything.

1120
01:04:07,293 --> 01:04:10,026
Doesn't matter, we're cops.
What's wrong with your friend?

1121
01:04:10,028 --> 01:04:13,564
Well, you're really making
a difference.

1122
01:04:13,566 --> 01:04:15,199
Say goodbye, gentlemen.

1123
01:04:15,201 --> 01:04:17,067
Finish the game.

1124
01:04:17,069 --> 01:04:19,436
Finish the game!

1125
01:04:19,438 --> 01:04:20,904
Well, I hate to break
it to you...

1126
01:04:20,906 --> 01:04:22,539
but we're gonna have
to call it a day.

1127
01:04:22,541 --> 01:04:23,940
We're gonna have to ask you
to disperse.

1128
01:04:23,942 --> 01:04:26,176
Send everybody home.

1129
01:04:26,178 --> 01:04:28,445
Wait, wait, so we're not gonna finish the
game? We're not gonna finish the game.

1130
01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:31,348
You can't do that! We wanna finish!
You gotta let us keep going!

1131
01:04:31,350 --> 01:04:33,317
After everything that's happened
I don't think it's a good idea.

1132
01:04:33,319 --> 01:04:34,884
You have to let us finish this.

1133
01:04:34,886 --> 01:04:36,653
Nothing's gonna happen, all
right? It's over.

1134
01:04:36,655 --> 01:04:38,589
We settled this, it's done.
We just want to play.

1135
01:04:38,591 --> 01:04:40,224
Yeah.

1136
01:04:40,226 --> 01:04:43,126
So both teams, you both
want to finish?

1137
01:04:43,128 --> 01:04:45,229
Of course, we do, we're winning!

1138
01:04:47,865 --> 01:04:52,269
Look, man, we just want
to play baseball. That's it.

1139
01:04:52,271 --> 01:04:56,240
Let 'em play! Come on,
let 'em play!

1140
01:04:57,174 --> 01:04:58,575
It's up to you guys.

1141
01:04:58,577 --> 01:05:02,312
Let 'em play! Let 'em play!

1142
01:05:04,616 --> 01:05:07,484
Chad Hart... you're ejected
from the game!

1143
01:05:07,486 --> 01:05:09,886
That's right.

1144
01:05:09,888 --> 01:05:13,056
Everybody else,
we're playing on!

1145
01:05:13,058 --> 01:05:16,025
But hey, hey, just know,
if anything else happens...

1146
01:05:16,027 --> 01:05:17,461
there will be consequences.

1147
01:05:17,463 --> 01:05:19,963
You are all responsible.
We're okay with that.

1148
01:05:19,965 --> 01:05:23,867
Thank you. I can promise you,
nothing else is gonna happen.

1149
01:05:23,869 --> 01:05:25,702
I'm hitting the first
fucking guy up!

1150
01:05:25,704 --> 01:05:26,803
What?

1151
01:05:26,805 --> 01:05:28,605
I'm gonna put it right
in his fucking ear!

1152
01:05:28,607 --> 01:05:30,173
Dells, we just told them that
nothing was gonna happen.

1153
01:05:30,175 --> 01:05:32,342
Well, they think they can just
get my brother arrested...

1154
01:05:32,344 --> 01:05:34,010
and get away with it? Bullshit!

1155
01:05:34,012 --> 01:05:37,213
Hey! Look at me. Look at me!

1156
01:05:37,215 --> 01:05:40,417
We get back at these guys
by winning, you hear me?

1157
01:05:40,419 --> 01:05:43,487
Now let's go out there
and win this game.

1158
01:05:43,489 --> 01:05:45,455
I need your head in the game.

1159
01:05:45,457 --> 01:05:47,524
Just give me the ball.

1160
01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:49,426
Give me the ball!

1161
01:05:56,534 --> 01:05:58,535
All right, all right, all right.

1162
01:06:03,308 --> 01:06:05,041
All right, everybody listen up.

1163
01:06:05,043 --> 01:06:07,611
Come on, bring it in,
bring it in.

1164
01:06:07,613 --> 01:06:09,713
As you can probably tell,
everyone's gotta play.

1165
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:13,450
We lost three guys,
so... everybody's in.

1166
01:06:13,452 --> 01:06:15,619
David, I'm putting you in right.

1167
01:06:15,621 --> 01:06:17,821
Polacco, I want you at third.
What do you think?

1168
01:06:17,823 --> 01:06:19,289
I'll play wherever you need me.

1169
01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,525
Okay, great, that's where
you're going.

1170
01:06:21,527 --> 01:06:24,428
Barone... catcher.

1171
01:06:24,430 --> 01:06:25,829
Yeah, I can catch.

1172
01:06:25,831 --> 01:06:27,497
I mean, I can play anywhere,
too.

1173
01:06:27,499 --> 01:06:30,434
Yeah. Garvey's stuff is gonna
be a little small on you.

1174
01:06:30,436 --> 01:06:31,935
I'll make it work.

1175
01:06:31,937 --> 01:06:34,103
All right, why don't you go
ahead and suit up.

1176
01:06:38,710 --> 01:06:42,646
Guys, we're winning this game.

1177
01:06:42,648 --> 01:06:45,982
Everybody hear me?
We're winning the game.

1178
01:06:45,984 --> 01:06:46,983
Yeah.

1179
01:06:46,985 --> 01:06:49,085
Let's go!
Yeah! Let's go!

1180
01:06:54,191 --> 01:06:55,359
Hey, where's my stuff?

1181
01:07:00,097 --> 01:07:01,598
This sucks.

1182
01:07:04,268 --> 01:07:06,436
Hey... can you see anything?

1183
01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:12,275
Barely.

1184
01:07:12,277 --> 01:07:15,545
All right, guys, we're gonna
stay here for now...

1185
01:07:15,547 --> 01:07:17,146
so, just relax.

1186
01:07:17,148 --> 01:07:20,250
Could you turn the car around,
so we can watch the game?

1187
01:07:20,252 --> 01:07:21,184
No.

1188
01:07:21,186 --> 01:07:22,853
Please! Come on!

1189
01:07:22,855 --> 01:07:24,454
Could you at least
adjust the mirrors...

1190
01:07:24,456 --> 01:07:26,923
so we can watch it in the
reflection?

1191
01:07:28,726 --> 01:07:30,694
All right.
Yes!

1192
01:07:34,231 --> 01:07:35,766
Tell me when, boys.

1193
01:07:35,768 --> 01:07:36,833
More.
You're way off.

1194
01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:38,368
More, more, more, more, more.

1195
01:07:38,370 --> 01:07:40,203
I don't even know where you are.
Come on, gimme more.

1196
01:07:40,205 --> 01:07:42,572
More, way more, you're all sky
right now, you're all sky.

1197
01:07:42,574 --> 01:07:44,073
More, more, more.
More, more.

1198
01:07:44,075 --> 01:07:46,843
Now you went too far.
Back a little back.

1199
01:07:46,845 --> 01:07:48,812
Scalpel!
Center it!

1200
01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:50,614
There it is! There it is!
Stop, stop, stop.

1201
01:07:50,616 --> 01:07:53,316
Thank you.
That's nice.

1202
01:07:53,318 --> 01:07:55,184
That's a nice frame.

1203
01:07:55,186 --> 01:07:57,186
All right, I'll be back.

1204
01:07:57,188 --> 01:07:59,523
Well, wait, where are you going?

1205
01:07:59,525 --> 01:08:01,491
I'm going to watch the game.

1206
01:08:01,493 --> 01:08:04,594
Again, your friends, man.

1207
01:08:32,590 --> 01:08:35,224
Uh... Maz?

1208
01:08:35,226 --> 01:08:37,561
What's wrong with him?

1209
01:08:39,263 --> 01:08:42,933
Well, he said he's gonna
hit the next guy.

1210
01:08:44,669 --> 01:08:48,605
You're joking.
No, no, it's not good.

1211
01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:51,741
So if he does...
get ready to run.

1212
01:09:04,121 --> 01:09:07,991
Got this... that's right,
I got this.

1213
01:09:26,110 --> 01:09:28,144
All right, let's go.

1214
01:09:39,757 --> 01:09:41,324
Let's go, Wolfe!

1215
01:09:53,571 --> 01:09:55,038
Strike!

1216
01:10:04,381 --> 01:10:06,215
Good pitch, Dells.

1217
01:10:10,721 --> 01:10:12,822
That's two.

1218
01:10:16,027 --> 01:10:18,562
What did this guy do steroids
during break?

1219
01:10:22,767 --> 01:10:24,701
Strike three.

1220
01:10:26,837 --> 01:10:28,638
That a boy, Dells.

1221
01:10:37,715 --> 01:10:39,315
Strike!

1222
01:10:40,284 --> 01:10:41,851
Pick your pitch, Alex.

1223
01:10:41,853 --> 01:10:43,252
You got him scared, Dells.

1224
01:10:43,254 --> 01:10:45,321
Yeah, we're up two runs,
we're petrified.

1225
01:10:47,157 --> 01:10:48,157
Let's go, Dells.

1226
01:11:02,773 --> 01:11:05,141
Yeah, baby! That a boy,
Jonathan, yes!

1227
01:11:05,143 --> 01:11:09,112
Give me, uh... head butt, head
butt.

1228
01:11:09,114 --> 01:11:12,148
That's okay, now...
come on, we're up two runs.

1229
01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:13,984
Let's put 'em away right here.

1230
01:11:17,121 --> 01:11:18,722
Nice job, Dells.

1231
01:11:28,899 --> 01:11:30,800
Let's win this.

1232
01:11:37,908 --> 01:11:39,609
All right, listen up.

1233
01:11:39,611 --> 01:11:41,511
All right, all right, Polacco,
you're up after Murray.

1234
01:11:41,513 --> 01:11:43,680
David, when we get to you,
you're up in Garvey's place.

1235
01:11:43,682 --> 01:11:45,481
Dells, you're gonna bat
for your brother.

1236
01:11:45,483 --> 01:11:47,416
Let's have smart at-bats up
there, okay? Smart at-bats.

1237
01:11:47,418 --> 01:11:49,285
I don't want to see anybody
chasing any junk.

1238
01:11:49,287 --> 01:11:51,254
But if you see something,
get after it!

1239
01:11:51,256 --> 01:11:53,222
We've seen this guy for seven
innings now.

1240
01:11:53,224 --> 01:11:55,091
He's gonna start you all off
with a fastball...

1241
01:11:55,093 --> 01:11:57,560
because he thinks you can't
catch up to it, but you can.

1242
01:11:57,562 --> 01:11:59,663
His out pitch is that little
slider he likes to throw.

1243
01:11:59,665 --> 01:12:00,997
Look for that with two strikes.

1244
01:12:00,999 --> 01:12:02,799
Don't give him anything
for free.

1245
01:12:02,801 --> 01:12:05,468
I want him to work for every
single thing!

1246
01:12:05,470 --> 01:12:06,569
You got it?
Yeah!

1247
01:12:06,571 --> 01:12:07,837
Got it?
Hell, yeah!

1248
01:12:07,839 --> 01:12:09,739
All right, now get up
on the fence!

1249
01:12:16,847 --> 01:12:18,514
Keep the chatter up, okay?

1250
01:13:00,457 --> 01:13:01,825
Foul.

1251
01:13:01,827 --> 01:13:04,027
All right, Zap, pick a pitch
now, babe.

1252
01:13:09,566 --> 01:13:11,067
Hey, Maz.

1253
01:13:21,445 --> 01:13:28,084
♪ You got a Z-A-P-A ♪

1254
01:13:30,888 --> 01:13:36,760
Fotch, Fotch, what's going on?

1255
01:13:36,762 --> 01:13:38,394
Jeez.

1256
01:13:38,396 --> 01:13:41,464
Hey, don't worry. I'll get on.

1257
01:13:41,466 --> 01:13:42,799
Can you move it?

1258
01:13:42,801 --> 01:13:45,601
Well, it doesn't matter...
but I'll get on.

1259
01:13:45,603 --> 01:13:47,570
We can't let you go up
there and make it any worse.

1260
01:13:47,572 --> 01:13:51,007
Believe me, there's nothing I
could possibly do...

1261
01:13:51,009 --> 01:13:52,776
to make it any worse, okay?

1262
01:13:54,812 --> 01:13:56,913
Foul ball.

1263
01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:02,185
If I don't get up,
we have to forfeit.

1264
01:14:02,187 --> 01:14:05,155
We don't have enough guys,
and we can't switch at-bats.

1265
01:14:06,791 --> 01:14:09,525
Go, go, go, go, come on!

1266
01:14:12,196 --> 01:14:13,263
Fuck!

1267
01:14:14,198 --> 01:14:18,334
Hey, guys, I'll get on.

1268
01:14:19,870 --> 01:14:23,139
They call me, Mr. Glass.

1269
01:14:35,987 --> 01:14:38,454
It's all right, they're gonna
lose.

1270
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,494
Hey, chin up. We're still
in this.

1271
01:14:45,496 --> 01:14:48,031
We're gonna get to this guy,
man. Let's go!

1272
01:14:51,336 --> 01:14:52,936
Come on, Fotchy.

1273
01:14:52,938 --> 01:14:54,337
Nut up!

1274
01:15:05,549 --> 01:15:07,150
Foul ball!

1275
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:17,994
Foul ball!

1276
01:15:17,996 --> 01:15:19,262
Damn it.

1277
01:15:21,565 --> 01:15:24,267
Inside! One and two!

1278
01:15:28,672 --> 01:15:29,939
Foul ball.

1279
01:15:30,908 --> 01:15:32,742
Oh, my gosh.

1280
01:15:32,744 --> 01:15:33,776
What?

1281
01:15:33,778 --> 01:15:34,978
He's doing it on purpose.

1282
01:15:34,980 --> 01:15:36,045
What do you mean?

1283
01:15:36,047 --> 01:15:37,113
He's trying to walk.

1284
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:38,348
Foul ball.

1285
01:15:38,350 --> 01:15:40,016
He can't use his right arm.

1286
01:15:40,018 --> 01:15:42,151
He doesn't have the power
to catch up to these balls...

1287
01:15:42,153 --> 01:15:43,920
enough to put them in play...

1288
01:15:43,922 --> 01:15:46,022
so he's trying to walk.

1289
01:15:46,024 --> 01:15:47,957
Two and two!

1290
01:15:47,959 --> 01:15:50,093
That wily son of a gun.

1291
01:15:50,095 --> 01:15:51,660
He's my hero.

1292
01:15:51,662 --> 01:15:53,596
Good eye, Fotch.
Heart.

1293
01:15:58,235 --> 01:15:59,235
Foul.

1294
01:16:01,505 --> 01:16:02,605
Foul.

1295
01:16:07,878 --> 01:16:09,145
Foul ball.

1296
01:16:14,618 --> 01:16:16,752
Ooh... snap.

1297
01:16:16,754 --> 01:16:18,821
Well, now we have to win.

1298
01:16:18,823 --> 01:16:20,756
My uncle can fix that for you.
Don't worry about it.

1299
01:16:20,758 --> 01:16:23,326
It's all right.
It's all right.

1300
01:16:25,896 --> 01:16:27,563
Foul.

1301
01:16:27,565 --> 01:16:28,864
Killing me.

1302
01:16:28,866 --> 01:16:30,166
Please!

1303
01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:32,035
Foul. Strike him out!

1304
01:16:35,205 --> 01:16:37,807
You stallion!
You're a stallion!

1305
01:16:48,819 --> 01:16:50,386
Full count.

1306
01:16:52,957 --> 01:16:54,557
Damn it!

1307
01:16:54,559 --> 01:16:55,925
Stay focused!

1308
01:16:55,927 --> 01:16:57,693
Shut up!

1309
01:17:12,042 --> 01:17:14,043
Ball four.

1310
01:17:22,319 --> 01:17:24,720
I can't hear myself.
Come on!

1311
01:17:30,227 --> 01:17:31,861
Any advice?

1312
01:17:31,863 --> 01:17:33,329
Get a hit.

1313
01:17:33,331 --> 01:17:34,697
Thanks.

1314
01:17:39,436 --> 01:17:42,605
Please don't blow this.
Please don't blow this.

1315
01:17:42,607 --> 01:17:44,474
Please don't blow this.
There's so many people here.

1316
01:17:44,476 --> 01:17:47,910
Please don't blow this right
now. Please don't blow this.

1317
01:17:47,912 --> 01:17:52,248
Please, please don't blow this.
Come on, come through one time.

1318
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:54,517
Come on, Patty, come on, kid.

1319
01:17:54,519 --> 01:17:57,586
Don't blow it, don't blow it,
don't blow it!

1320
01:17:57,588 --> 01:17:59,489
Don't blow it, don't blow it.

1321
01:18:01,892 --> 01:18:03,559
Foul ball!

1322
01:18:07,164 --> 01:18:09,598
Okay, all right.

1323
01:18:13,170 --> 01:18:15,304
It's got to be the fastball.

1324
01:18:15,306 --> 01:18:18,508
He's gotta come back with a fastball,
okay, I need you to get around on it.

1325
01:18:18,510 --> 01:18:20,543
Gotta be the fastball.
Please throw a fastball.

1326
01:18:21,811 --> 01:18:24,113
Just throw me a fastball,
one time.

1327
01:18:24,115 --> 01:18:26,782
Throw me a fucking fastball
right now.

1328
01:18:26,784 --> 01:18:29,018
Throw me a fastball.

1329
01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:32,788
Fastball, fastball, fastball.

1330
01:18:44,034 --> 01:18:47,670
Dig, dig, dig!

1331
01:18:47,672 --> 01:18:49,205
Safe!

1332
01:18:53,977 --> 01:18:55,311
I forgive you, Murray!

1333
01:18:55,313 --> 01:18:56,946
He's my hero now!

1334
01:18:56,948 --> 01:18:59,082
Way to go, Pat!

1335
01:18:59,084 --> 01:19:02,918
I guessed! I fucking guessed!

1336
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:05,455
Yes! I'm not out!

1337
01:19:05,457 --> 01:19:08,624
Time!

1338
01:19:08,626 --> 01:19:11,594
Let's go! Let's go, Polacco!

1339
01:19:11,596 --> 01:19:15,064
Kill him! Murder him! Let's go!

1340
01:19:15,066 --> 01:19:16,765
You all right?
Yeah, I'm good.

1341
01:19:16,767 --> 01:19:18,201
I can finish it.

1342
01:19:18,203 --> 01:19:19,602
Get this done.

1343
01:19:19,604 --> 01:19:21,404
You sure?
Yeah, I got this.

1344
01:19:21,406 --> 01:19:23,206
Then stop dicking around,
get outta here and go home.

1345
01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:24,773
Have a beer, whatever.
Okay.

1346
01:19:59,276 --> 01:20:01,144
Come on, Polac.

1347
01:20:13,290 --> 01:20:14,524
Get down!

1348
01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:19,328
No, no, hold up! Hold up!
One base, one base!

1349
01:20:28,672 --> 01:20:30,206
Blue! Time.

1350
01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:31,541
Oh! Fucking bullfrogs.

1351
01:20:31,543 --> 01:20:36,779
More like the bull...
More like the bullshits.

1352
01:20:36,781 --> 01:20:37,913
You get it?

1353
01:20:40,684 --> 01:20:43,018
Old school with that,
old school with that.

1354
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,720
Ah, yeah!
Yeah!

1355
01:20:44,722 --> 01:20:47,022
Let's go, bro! You got this!

1356
01:20:47,024 --> 01:20:48,224
Fuckin' weirdo.

1357
01:20:48,226 --> 01:20:50,193
You got this, bro!

1358
01:20:50,195 --> 01:20:52,127
That's it.

1359
01:20:52,129 --> 01:20:53,563
I can finish it.

1360
01:20:55,533 --> 01:20:57,567
You guys better win this.

1361
01:21:07,811 --> 01:21:10,313
They're bringing in that closer.

1362
01:21:10,315 --> 01:21:11,780
Who?

1363
01:21:11,782 --> 01:21:14,383
Tommy Dorehty, the double A
closer...

1364
01:21:14,385 --> 01:21:16,952
the Phillies are grooming.

1365
01:21:16,954 --> 01:21:19,689
Is he good?

1366
01:21:21,358 --> 01:21:23,593
Yeah... yeah, he's good.

1367
01:21:33,704 --> 01:21:37,072
Hey. Look at me.

1368
01:21:37,074 --> 01:21:38,708
Yeah.

1369
01:21:38,710 --> 01:21:41,110
Everybody gets a moment...

1370
01:21:41,112 --> 01:21:46,382
in life, in love... in sports.

1371
01:21:48,151 --> 01:21:52,755
This is your moment. Relish it.
Don't be afraid of it.

1372
01:21:52,757 --> 01:21:57,826
Don't shy away from it.
Embrace it.

1373
01:22:00,029 --> 01:22:03,599
It's time for you to start
believing in yourself...

1374
01:22:03,601 --> 01:22:07,403
because we all believe in you.

1375
01:22:07,405 --> 01:22:09,805
It's your time.

1376
01:22:11,341 --> 01:22:13,142
Go get 'em.

1377
01:22:13,144 --> 01:22:14,443
Okay.

1378
01:22:27,524 --> 01:22:29,592
Time, Ump. Time.

1379
01:22:29,594 --> 01:22:31,026
David?

1380
01:22:32,763 --> 01:22:34,263
What's up?
Hey.

1381
01:22:34,265 --> 01:22:35,698
Hey.
Yeah.

1382
01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:38,701
Um, you need to strike out.

1383
01:22:40,804 --> 01:22:41,671
Pardon?

1384
01:22:41,673 --> 01:22:43,138
Yeah, you need to strike out.

1385
01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:44,440
What? Why?

1386
01:22:44,442 --> 01:22:46,108
Because you stink, David.
Yeah.

1387
01:22:46,110 --> 01:22:47,643
And Maz is up next, so...

1388
01:22:47,645 --> 01:22:50,713
if you magically happen
to accidently find a way...

1389
01:22:50,715 --> 01:22:52,481
to make contact with any
of these pitches...

1390
01:22:52,483 --> 01:22:53,749
and you hit into a double
play...

1391
01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:55,318
then the game is over
and we lose...

1392
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,486
with the best fucking hitter
I've ever seen...

1393
01:22:57,488 --> 01:22:59,522
sitting in the on-deck circle.

1394
01:22:59,524 --> 01:23:01,490
I'm not gonna be okay with that.

1395
01:23:01,492 --> 01:23:03,392
Ty is really not gonna be okay
with that.

1396
01:23:03,394 --> 01:23:04,660
Do you understand?
Yeah.

1397
01:23:04,662 --> 01:23:06,462
Okay, so you need to turn
around...

1398
01:23:06,464 --> 01:23:07,763
you get in that batter's box...

1399
01:23:07,765 --> 01:23:09,932
and you strike out on three
pitches...

1400
01:23:09,934 --> 01:23:11,834
without ever presenting
a threat...

1401
01:23:11,836 --> 01:23:13,135
you march your ass back
to that dugout...

1402
01:23:13,137 --> 01:23:15,204
so we actually have a chance
to win this game.

1403
01:23:15,206 --> 01:23:16,539
Do you understand?

1404
01:23:16,541 --> 01:23:19,375
I won't hit the ball,
if they paid me!

1405
01:23:19,377 --> 01:23:20,743
That's what I like to hear!

1406
01:23:20,745 --> 01:23:22,311
Now you get up there and you
strike out...

1407
01:23:22,313 --> 01:23:23,912
like you've never struck out
before, you hear me?

1408
01:23:23,914 --> 01:23:25,614
Yeah. Yeah!
Go get 'em! Go get' em!

1409
01:23:25,616 --> 01:23:27,750
David?
Huh?

1410
01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:30,219
I'm proud of you.

1411
01:23:30,221 --> 01:23:31,887
I'm proud of me, too, Dells!

1412
01:23:33,289 --> 01:23:34,790
Proud of me, too!

1413
01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:39,495
What did you tell him?
I told him to strike out.

1414
01:23:41,698 --> 01:23:44,199
You're a genius, bro.

1415
01:23:55,479 --> 01:23:57,346
Strike one!

1416
01:24:01,418 --> 01:24:05,053
Fuck! Hit the ball,
we want to fucking win!

1417
01:24:05,055 --> 01:24:08,056
- Stay focused!
- There you go, D!

1418
01:24:11,795 --> 01:24:13,596
Strike two.
Strike two!

1419
01:24:13,598 --> 01:24:14,864
Sorry, that's... sorry.

1420
01:24:14,866 --> 01:24:18,233
One more! Let's go! One more!

1421
01:24:18,235 --> 01:24:20,035
He's good. You're good!

1422
01:24:22,573 --> 01:24:24,540
Yeah, dude, just be a pussy.
Come on!

1423
01:24:28,011 --> 01:24:31,380
Ball... strike three?

1424
01:24:31,382 --> 01:24:32,548
Yes!

1425
01:24:35,352 --> 01:24:37,887
Yeah!

1426
01:24:37,889 --> 01:24:40,523
Can't touch the Backstreet Bat,
dude!

1427
01:24:45,262 --> 01:24:46,862
I did good! I did good!

1428
01:24:46,864 --> 01:24:50,365
You know, some people
just need fucking medicine.

1429
01:24:50,367 --> 01:24:51,500
They do.

1430
01:24:51,502 --> 01:24:52,835
Oh! Oh, shit.

1431
01:24:52,837 --> 01:24:54,403
Tree, you okay?
You all right, you okay?

1432
01:24:54,405 --> 01:24:56,238
Yeah... yeah.

1433
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:58,941
Uh... time, again!

1434
01:25:04,247 --> 01:25:05,781
All right, well...

1435
01:25:05,783 --> 01:25:07,817
I don't know what the fuck
that was all about...

1436
01:25:07,819 --> 01:25:09,685
but it doesn't matter.

1437
01:25:09,687 --> 01:25:10,953
I don't want to bother you,
look...

1438
01:25:10,955 --> 01:25:13,055
Just focus on the task
at hand, okay?

1439
01:25:13,057 --> 01:25:15,624
Strike this next guy out
and let's go home winners.

1440
01:25:15,626 --> 01:25:18,627
That's not gonna happen.
What's not?

1441
01:25:18,629 --> 01:25:21,229
You're not going to strike him
out. He doesn't strike out.

1442
01:25:21,231 --> 01:25:22,865
Everybody strikes out, Schwartz.

1443
01:25:22,867 --> 01:25:24,500
Yeah, but he's got the lowest
number of strikeouts...

1444
01:25:24,502 --> 01:25:26,301
in the league, with the most
number of at bats.

1445
01:25:26,303 --> 01:25:27,603
Maz doesn't strike out.

1446
01:25:27,605 --> 01:25:29,872
Okay, yeah, that was against
a bunch of chumps.

1447
01:25:29,874 --> 01:25:31,841
He hasn't seen anyone
like me yet.

1448
01:25:31,843 --> 01:25:33,275
I'll get the job done.

1449
01:25:33,277 --> 01:25:35,243
I think you're wrong.
I think you should walk him.

1450
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:38,581
Are you actively rooting
for us to lose?

1451
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:42,818
I just think we should take our
chances against the next guy.

1452
01:25:42,820 --> 01:25:44,854
If the cops weren't still here,
I would slap you...

1453
01:25:44,856 --> 01:25:46,856
across your little, bitch face.

1454
01:25:46,858 --> 01:25:50,459
Hey, look, I'm not walking
anyone. Okay?

1455
01:25:50,461 --> 01:25:51,827
I'm striking this guy out.

1456
01:25:51,829 --> 01:25:55,531
So, please, Schwartzy,
get the fuck off my mound.

1457
01:25:55,533 --> 01:25:56,765
Okay.

1458
01:26:00,537 --> 01:26:01,937
Maz!

1459
01:26:09,479 --> 01:26:11,213
Go get 'em!

1460
01:26:49,318 --> 01:26:50,853
Come on, Maz!

1461
01:26:57,928 --> 01:26:59,962
Foul ball.

1462
01:26:59,964 --> 01:27:02,565
That was the pitch to hit.

1463
01:27:11,274 --> 01:27:13,075
Strike two!

1464
01:27:13,077 --> 01:27:14,409
Bullshit!

1465
01:27:14,411 --> 01:27:16,211
Oh, come on!

1466
01:27:16,213 --> 01:27:18,013
Bad call, blue!

1467
01:27:18,015 --> 01:27:20,215
Good pitch. Live there now,
live there. Let's go.

1468
01:27:27,224 --> 01:27:28,591
Ball one.

1469
01:27:28,593 --> 01:27:30,859
Yeah, you saw that one,
you blind, fucking freak!

1470
01:27:30,861 --> 01:27:33,195
Be real careful.
Be real careful!

1471
01:27:33,197 --> 01:27:36,531
Patrick, if we lose because you
get thrown out of this game...

1472
01:27:36,533 --> 01:27:38,601
I'm gonna disown you!

1473
01:27:38,603 --> 01:27:40,035
Atta' boy, shut him up!

1474
01:27:40,037 --> 01:27:42,237
Shut him up, let's go!
Let's go!

1475
01:27:44,474 --> 01:27:45,975
I can't even watch this.

1476
01:27:45,977 --> 01:27:49,678
Just... just let me know
when it's over, okay?

1477
01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:51,847
Come on, Mazzy! Come on!

1478
01:27:54,084 --> 01:27:55,383
Ball two.

1479
01:27:55,385 --> 01:27:56,819
Good eye! Good eye, Maz!

1480
01:27:56,821 --> 01:27:59,588
I am honestly going to barf.

1481
01:27:59,590 --> 01:28:01,456
Come on, Maz, come on.

1482
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:02,758
Come on.

1483
01:28:06,863 --> 01:28:08,363
All you, D.

1484
01:28:13,036 --> 01:28:17,239
Stay in the moment.
Just stay in the moment.

1485
01:28:35,391 --> 01:28:36,659
Foul ball.

1486
01:28:36,661 --> 01:28:39,394
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, that was close.

1487
01:28:39,396 --> 01:28:41,730
I might have just shit myself,
I can't tell.

1488
01:30:43,853 --> 01:30:46,421
That's it. Run up on it!

1489
01:31:07,010 --> 01:31:09,111
Charge it, come on!

1490
01:32:23,452 --> 01:32:27,022
<i>MAZ
Stay back. Don't reach.</i>

1491
01:32:27,024 --> 01:32:28,957
<i>JIM If it's low, let it go.</i>

1492
01:32:28,959 --> 01:32:30,259
<i>Don't chase the high ones.</i>

1493
01:32:30,261 --> 01:32:32,027
<i>MAZ Keep that elbow in.</i>

1494
01:32:32,029 --> 01:32:34,062
<i>Swing through the pitch.</i>

1495
01:32:34,064 --> 01:32:36,031
<i>If it's inside, swing early.</i>

1496
01:32:36,033 --> 01:32:37,432
<i>Outside, wait on it.</i>

1497
01:32:37,434 --> 01:32:39,401
<i>JIM
Sit off-speed...</i>

1498
01:32:39,403 --> 01:32:42,070
<i>you're quick enough to catch
up to the fastball.</i>

1499
01:32:42,072 --> 01:32:44,606
<i>MAZ
Don't chase. Swing at strikes.</i>

1500
01:32:44,608 --> 01:32:46,241
<i>JIM Look at the seams.</i>

1501
01:32:46,243 --> 01:32:48,277
<i>Look at his motion.</i>

1502
01:32:48,279 --> 01:32:50,412
<i>MAZ Look at his eyes.</i>

1503
01:32:54,050 --> 01:32:56,518
<i>If it's outside, wait on it.</i>

1504
01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:59,121
<i>JIM Short and sweet to the ball.</i>

1505
01:32:59,123 --> 01:33:02,224
<i>Think out, react in.</i>

1506
01:33:02,226 --> 01:33:04,826
<i>MAZ Explode through the
ball. Hips first.</i>

1507
01:33:04,828 --> 01:33:07,162
<i>JIM Follow it into the bat.</i>

1508
01:33:07,164 --> 01:33:08,430
<i>MAZ Look out for the cutter...</i>

1509
01:33:08,432 --> 01:33:10,065
<i>the splitter, the slider.</i>

1510
01:33:10,067 --> 01:33:11,666
<i>JIM
The change-up, curveball...</i>

1511
01:33:11,668 --> 01:33:13,068
<i>fastball, knuckle.</i>

1512
01:33:13,070 --> 01:33:15,437
<i>MAZ
Side-arm, submarine.</i>

1513
01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:19,041
<i>JIM If it's outside, wait on it.</i>

1514
01:33:22,878 --> 01:33:25,013
<i>MAZ Wait on it.</i>

1515
01:33:38,061 --> 01:33:40,395
Get in the gap!
Get in the gap!

1516
01:33:52,741 --> 01:33:54,176
Come on, come on, come on!

1517
01:33:54,178 --> 01:33:56,979
Let's go! Let's go! Come on!

1518
01:33:59,182 --> 01:34:01,549
Get your ass home! Go!

1519
01:34:19,268 --> 01:34:21,403
Yeah, motherfucker!

1520
01:34:24,607 --> 01:34:29,211
Yeah!

1521
01:34:32,782 --> 01:34:34,649
Yeah! Yeah!

1522
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:45,360
Thank you.
Thank you.

1523
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,068
Are you kidding me?

1524
01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:06,714
I told David to strike out
so you'd get up!

1525
01:35:06,716 --> 01:35:07,849
What?

1526
01:35:07,851 --> 01:35:10,285
I'm so sorry I threw the
ball at you so hard!

1527
01:35:10,287 --> 01:35:12,087
It's okay!
I dunno what I was thinking.

1528
01:35:12,089 --> 01:35:13,755
I could have really hurt you.

1529
01:35:13,757 --> 01:35:18,927
This makes the impending surgery
on my arm so worth it! Ow!

1530
01:35:18,929 --> 01:35:21,263
I love you, Maz!
That was for Garvey!

1531
01:35:21,265 --> 01:35:22,830
That was for Garvey.

1532
01:35:43,352 --> 01:35:44,986
Yes!

1533
01:35:44,988 --> 01:35:46,688
The wall! Over the wall!

1534
01:35:46,690 --> 01:35:48,190
Yeah!

1535
01:36:09,545 --> 01:36:11,346
I have chills everywhere, dude.

1536
01:36:11,348 --> 01:36:13,047
Maz hit...
All three came in?

1537
01:36:13,049 --> 01:36:14,382
Yeah.

1538
01:36:15,017 --> 01:36:18,420
Way to go!

1539
01:36:18,422 --> 01:36:21,723
That was fuckin' nuts!