[♪♪♪]
WOMAN: He doesn't think you will fall for that line
Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm.
Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dogs.
[WOMEN LAUGHS]
You need to kick it to the side of the road.
Oh, no, no. Don't cry, Karen.
Karen. Don't move, honey. I'll be there.
[SIGHS]
Men are so full of it.
Give your brother a break, Treat him with trust,
and he will mess you up.
Sorry I'm upset now, but my best friend has a human problem
MAN [OVER INTERCOM]: Miss Smith, Tracye Johnson on line 2.
I'm in a meeting, but I'll be there in an hour.
Tracye. One of me boyfriend. Human problems too
It seems like every woman I know has a human problem Have you ever looked around spring? Men start acting a little?
Mm-hm. They did
They don't act in winter. They want activity in that room. Mm-hm.
But once it's the rest season, they show their donkey
That's right. It happens every year around spring, farewell season.
When women wear minimal skirts and clothes,
letting their things hang out, causes people to lose their minds.
Spring is when I have to advise all my girlfriends
about how to keep it from being bad, can't say — no man is lining up.
What a little amazing Warm weather can be done.
Jason, sweetie, explain my schedule today
[CARL CARLTON'S "HE'S BAD MAMA JAMA" PLAYING]
Oh, hello, yellow That's amazing, kid.
Every emergency, contact my cell. I will always.
Good.
Men are very predictable.
Hey girl.
Jason knows where to find it.
Morning, Miss Smith.
[CLEARS THROAT]
What's wrong with men? and big booties?
Thank you, Jose.
Like my house? Not bad for girls from Compton, huh?
By the way, I'm Shanté Smith,
senior executives in Parker and Long.
And if you haven't noticed it yet, I'm a sister
A well-educated and strong sister who knows where it came from and where he went
But I ask you: Why can't men act right? Hm?
Don't they know that?
women will happily give them the respect they need?
But because they showed it donkey, we have to check them out.
Bring my girlfriend Karen for example.
He lives with me for a few days.
Desperate case.
MAN [ON TV]: There is nothing if not.
Forget invitations. Let's get married tonight!
[SIGHS]
See what I mean
Are you still on p.j.? Dear, it's 11:30.
I know.
You feel better A little.
Good. How about this? Bam!
Oh! Chrysanthemum
Your passions. You know you are my daughter.
I support you.
What's the problem?
Michael used to give me chrysanthemum.
I miss him.
[CRYING]
Oh no. Now, come here. Come here.
This really makes me sad.
Karen is a top executive in a large engineering company.
Michael! Oh, Lord Jesus.
SHANTÉ: The youngest executive in the company.
Black, white, male, female, he's the youngest
Strong, sharp, very impressive.
One day after lunch, he met this
Steep scary, Uncle Tom, Russian brother.
KAREN: So can you fix my car? Damn, I can fix anything He cut his hair, Even straightens his teeth.
Do you need anything else up?
She's a younger sister. He will work with a brother.
Mike. Big Mike.
Big Mike?
What's your name? Karen.
Yes. Damn, you're beautiful
You make a brother want to sing for you ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, Karen ♪
♪ I want you ♪♪
Sister looks good.
He treats him like a queen. He gives everything.
He is where he should be: Asking him to...
Marry me. Very?
Very. Marry me.
Everything is fine. Peachy-sharp.
Then one day, he saw a mirror. Difficulty.
He starts thinking, "Hey..."
Looking for a good type. Come on.
The next thing you know is acting.
Acting like he is running something.
He moved, interest stopped coming
He starts showing his ass.
Even though he isn't cheating,
It's been two years, and he hasn't mentioned his marriage.
Suddenly, he was afraid of commitment,
give him the old line.
I've been hurt, so I'm careful with my heart Please.
He went bankrupt, with Jheri-curl and crooked teeth.
Seeing. Can I get another beer? Yes.
He has a choice. You know what I told him to do.
Right. Kick him to the side of the road.
It's time to continue, Karen.
It's time to find a new man, learn how to cook
I can cook. You can microwave it.
Shanté.
It's time to learn bit about sports too
The road to a man's heart is through stomach and exercise. Not your wallet
What I'm trying to do is fixing it a little.
I know. Now, there is no Michael. Eat.
A man is like a wild dog. You feed a stray dog someday
and if he returns, You make him addicted.
Plus, the man loves is better full stomach.
When was the last time you showered? Ooh.
Tracye's situation is different. What's the matter? Must cheat him.
The exact sign is the constant roaming eye
Then he said:
Come on. I just see. There is nothing wrong with just looking.
Then comes the sentence:
I'm a boy, right?
No, you are a dog. Do you know what I told him to do?
Check him
Finally, there is Diedre.
Two words describe the Diedre: Extraordinary Ghetto.
Men, twice negative.
He doesn't have a job and doesn't have money, talking about...
Dear, give me a C note No! Come on dear.
You know I love you, kid. Not! I'm sick of that nonsense now. Not!
SHANTÉ: Someone please tell him what to do
That's right. Kick his broken butt to the side of the road.
Miss Smith How are you?
All right, Cynthia. What is Keith at the meeting?
I will tell him that you are here. Thank you.
Mr. Fenton, Miss Smith is here to see you I will send him in.
He just finished. You can enter
Thank you, Cynthia.
Is everyone clear? What is our agenda?
Right. Let's meet again at around 4:00?
This is a big problem, don't leave anything to chance
[MISSY ELLIOTT FEATURING DA BRAT'S "SOCK IT 2 ME" PLAYING]
me? I have no problem with my man He behaves very well.
Hello dear.
Cursing!
Don't worry. Keith is my man Oh!
This is none of your business. I will be back.
[SIGHS]
Not like love in the afternoon.
You might be surprised. I just did it. It's a bit strange drive-by.
But I explained something.
Keith is my man and has been for a while.
[COMMON'S "THE LIGHT" PLAY OVER SPEAKERS]
It was a special night for us. We look good and act bad
There are many handsome men.
Then he looks at me.
And for a moment, everyone in that place vanished.
She's fine. But there are others.
That's something that makes your headlight
KEITH: Excuse me. Yes.
I will ask you a few questions.
Ooh. Question? Yes, question. OK.
If I am right, all the answers to this question will be yes.
Do you think so? I think so.
Alright, let's see.
Do you like chocolate? Yes.
Do you think I consider you attractive? Yes.
If I kiss you right now, Will you slap me?
Yes.
Don't you think I'm attractive?
Yes.
You look fine. I am doing fine?
Will you dance? Yes.
Excuse me.
So you see? Keith is special.
You don't do it for everyone. Only men
If you forget everything, remember this:
Men want women in public and weird in person.
If you don't agree with that, then you don't know
You'd better ask someone.
[SNIFFING]
[♪♪♪]
Dogs.
Keith! What? What?
What are you doing here
Open the window, items fly on my desk.
You open the window?
Hey. You hit it, didn't you?
Oh, you dog! I didn't say I hit him.
I don't think I said that.
You look in your eyes.
Yeah, but I will say this. Mm-hm.
There is nothing you can do ever said to make me leave the woman is mine
He does have a fat donkey.
Did you hit it?
[BIG TYMERS '"# 1 STUNNA" PLAYING]
Conny Spalding.
Marketing vice president and bonafide bill. Hey, Conny!
Hey, how are you? Well. Where are you headed
Seeing your man Is he there He is there.
Let me shout at the Negro. Well. Goodbye, baby
Grumble.
Every girl has a little ho in it, But Conny is different.
He does nothing - to-get-your-man
type ho.
I don't know how he got the job.
But after he was hired, his boss divorced. You call.
I'm here to see Keith.
Why am I not afraid of him? wandering around?
I trust him I'll meet him for dinner. He knows what he has That's my man
Oh, did I mention it? How did he do it?
[♪♪♪]
Must love that man. Ooh.
Time to see Tracye. It's spring. He will fight with that man.
Who do you play?
I won't be angry or scream. Just tell me who you are playing with.
Because I know you playing with someone
So who is that bitch? that you mess with?
What are you talking about? I only play with you You're a liar I'm not lying.
You're a liar I hugged my mother. The perfume must be on me.
I know you're lying, Dwain.
I know because I found this drawer under the sofa!
So who are they? They really aren't mine.
That's right. Sit down and think of a good lie.
I want to see how you will do it out of this one
If you are not sure your man is cheating, this is what you do.
Use underwear in his house.
Too big or too small, so it's clear they're not yours Who are the panties?
DWAIN: I will say. Please and tell me!
Calm down, okay? Underwear belongs to
my sister.
Your brother.
The engine broke. He came to wash his clothes
and leave them here.
Actually, he called me about them. Let me see.
With glitter. That's them
Are you sure? Yes.
What?
TRACYE: Liar! I'm sick of your lying ass!
You are nothing but a liar!
Damn, they're loud.
Good God.
Why do black people cause commotion? in a white man's building?
I hate that I have to say that.
But admit, the minority does look to get harder than white people.
TRACYE: Stupid ass! DWAIN: Stop shouting! Dirt!
People outside.
TRACYE: I'm so sick of your lying ass!
How will you talk about your brother ...
Trace?
Where are you today SHANTÉ: Tracye?
What's the matter, Dwain?
Stop. I don't play with you.
I also don't play! Grumbling. Excuse me.
Get to know that Relax.
Let me ask you a question.
Why do men let women come their homes and unlucky breaks?
That doesn't make sense.
When you do your shit, goes to his house So when he gets angry, He can destroy all his nonsense.
That's it. I'm done with you It's over. I'll go home.
Let's go.
I'm sick of you too.
I'm sick of you Just come out Don't tell me what to do.
DWAIN: Where did you go? Back here
TRACYE: Bastard! Tracye?
[SHATTERS]
DWAIN: My mother bought me the flower vase.
I'll catch you later. Well?
I came. I only have some dirt that I have to handle.
Now we can go.
No, you will pay for it. I don't pay for bullshit.
I'm sure you will pay for it. I won't
God have mercy on DWAIN: You will pay.
I don't pay I'll take the jacket.
Returning it. You will take it Stop.
Before a man deceives you, there are signs
I work late.
[♪♪♪]
What is wrong with a brother? buy some new clothes?
I mean, yes, I use Fruit of the Looms,
but I want to try Calvin Kleins.
I work late. My ring?
It's here It itches my fingers.
I work late. I know I have not worked for years.
But I tried to return to form for you.
Reason number 1 Fraudsters are:
I work late.
That's right. "I work late."
[SCOFFS]
DIEDRE: There he is. TRACYE: Ready to go, Shanté?
I can't I have dinner with Keith
Oh, Keith. Oh, Keith.
Don't hate I'm not
Let's go. A sister tries to get something to eat
You can't drink? No, I'm hungry.
Two things you don't play: My men and food
One of them, I have to cut you.
[ALL LAUGHING]
That's a ghetto.
Yes dear. Ghetto is great and arrogant.
Ooh.
I heard You redecorated Dwain Apartments.
Yes, with a baseball bat.
Jacked all the dirt. That's what he gets to lie.
At least he got a job.
He is better than someone who is sorry. Know what I don't understand?
How can a man have a mouthful of gold teeth and go bankrupt
I don't get that crap. Grill is only loaded. A grand.
Michael has big teeth. He must be for what they cost you.
Don't start They really make you come back a little.
I don't know what you see in him.
Get out of here!
That's what he saw. It will do it all the time.
And popping up. Well? Broken.
You know how to handle your business.
That's important
I can testify to that. I'll tell you, Tyrone might go bankrupt,
and have a mouthful of gold, But he's a pipe fool.
My baby can put a pipe. Oh! Oh!
Shanté, what about Keith? with her good self?
He is also a professional. Delicious.
Lawyer. Treat him like a queen.
Babies have big feet.
I'm sorry for seeing his feet. He can also hang a coat.
[JOAN KNIGHT'S "MR BIG STUFF" PLAYING]
[SINGING "MR BIG STUFF"]
Please, Diedre.
[WOMEN WALKING AND CHEERING]
Here it goes.
[PHONE RINGING]
Call That's my baby Shanté? That's Keith.
He said he can't eat dinner. He works late. Complete it.
He works late?
[YASMEEN SULEIMAN'S "POPPIN 'UP" PLAYING]
DEIDRE: I don't know why we have to come here
Shanté likes to clean His head is here.
How are you know everything he says it's true
Because no one knows more about men than Shanté.
She's right.
Sorry, miss
Tell Miss Thing who has 411 on the fellas?
I don't want to hold my own horn, but beep.
He didn't say yes. He doesn't say no.
Will you both stop?
If I have a problem, I call Shanté. He keeps it real.
Ladies, can I get some on keeping it real?
ALL: Keeping it real!
Shanté.
Isn't that Keith on the dance floor?
I thought you said he worked late
Damn girl. What would you do?
Go and say hey. I will be right back.
ALL: Hey?
Lying down, no kid sucks!
I can't believe he lied to me.
What kind of bull is that? No, he will handle the business.
Get together, Shanté. Get together. Get together.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, this is where the rule starts.
If you find yourself in a situation like this:
Rules no. 1: Don't panic
Stay calm.
Acting like that doesn't bother you a little
and resolve this problem directly.
[CHICO & COOLWADDA'S "GODZILLA LIKE" PLAY OVER SPEAKERS]
Hey, Keith. I think it's you What's wrong?
Shanté, look, this...
I am Shanté. Forgive me. What is DKNY?
Yes, that is so. Girls, cute clothes.
Nice to meet you, Keith. Talk to you immediately.
She's good. Who is he?
Don't cause a scene. Do not go.
Not always the best. Right now he doesn't know what to think
Let's get our things and leave.
We haven't eaten. The food is not tasty.
What did you say? He goes. I say hey
Why do men do that nonsense?
I will slap him and ho small that he is with
He is not a ho. She's a whore.
He works with him. They drink.
Do you allow it to go out?
You must have trust. Exactly.
I have reached a new level respect you See what I mean My girl gets a skill.
I see.
So I lie. Like you never Lie to your friend before.
Rules no. 2: Never let your boyfriend know the whole situation They will give bad advice and damage your confidence.
And self confidence is key.
MAN: Ready to order? I will drink Parmesan spaghetti
with olives, basil and sun dried tomatoes.
When you are somewhere, your friend is watching Does not show emotion
If you panic, Your boyfriend will panic.
MAN: Anyone drinking? Martini Shaking does not stir.
[♪♪♪]
Smith. Shanté Smith.
Nothing happened. I am hungry.
He asked me to join him. There he is.
Bullshit, Keith. That's the truth.
You took this woman to a club and didn't want to hit?
Correction, he invited me. I don't want to hit.
Semantic, dog. That's Shanté's favorite place.
How do I take a girl? I want to hit it in place?
Hold one second, dog.
Ladies and gentlemen from the jury, I intend to prove it
that Keith Fenton has sworn himself in court.
Brother, sit down.
Can I approach the witness, ?
May I treat witnesses as hostile witnesses?
Thank you. Keith, I'm a little confused.
Maybe you can help me understand.
You took this 26 years -breasted,
tight, skin is so smooth it looks like buttermilk
to a remote restaurant and dance with it.
Then when you get caught, you act guilty Why?
You want to hit it. Not.
You want to hit it. I don't want to hit him.
You want to bend it inside him, to knock on that ass!
Get down on your waist! OK.
You are passionate about it! Well!
Maybe a little I'm passionate about for him. She is fine.
Good, now we get somewhere.
Look, Keith, you're guilty, dog.
Guilty of lust.
OK? Well.
You want to hit it.
Whatever you say. What are we doing now?
[♪♪♪]
We wait. This boy is just ignorant.
Who brought me home? I got you.
DIEDRE: You don't give gas money.
Shut up!
That's right. See you later.
Alright. You are careful.
[♪♪♪]
Good. The girls leave.
Now is the time to apply it 10 day program
Now pay attention, it will go fast
The first thing you do: Check your answering machine.
If he hasn't called,
he just doesn't know the approach.
Cardinal Rules no. 1: Don't call him
Anyone who calls first loses land.
He hasn't called. Why doesn't he call?
He plays cool.
How can he play it cool? at a time like this?
Look here, dog He called, he gave you up side. He doesn't want that.
Lasts. Call No, then I will lose land.
You will not Technically You are a mess.
People who mess up first call
That's the rule. You can call today or become a player and call tomorrow.
That way he has time to calm down Right. And when I call,
he will know I know I'm wrong.
And I care enough to be vulnerable You're right, woman likes that nonsense
That vulnerability big dick emotion.
They like big dick. They did
[♪♪♪]
Hm.
He didn't call tonight.
I don't think it will happen happened this way
Or that my life will be an example for today's lesson
However,
you're ready
This is it. The first day.
[♪♪♪]
He'll call, unless he's stupid. If that is the case, you don't want it.
If he is a good person, You will get a call.
[FONE RINGS]
Miss Smith's office
Oh, hi, Mr. Fenton. Can you hold on? I will see if he is available Guess what. Miss Smith, I have Keith in the first row.
Never accept the first call.
Everything must be done on your time Make him wait.
Tell him I just got out of the meeting and to call back in 10 minutes.
He told me to call back. Ah, don't worry about that.
He buys time. He is messy. He doesn't know what to do.
Mm-hm. Okay, 10 minutes. Play the game with him, you know?
Does the back of my neck look like this?
Now it's nine minutes. If he is late, be at another meeting.
JASON [OVER INTERCOM]: Miss Smith, Keith in line one.
Hello?
Good.
Discuss anything via telephone. Be short. Your job is to just listen.
Now, remember, dog. Don't rush in. Take your time.
I understand this, bro.
So how was your day so far?
Good.
If he takes to feel you come out, hurry him.
So what is new... I have clients who come.
Why don't we meet tonight? in a bistro?
Okay, but... Client entered Tonight, 7:30, bistro. No, hold on. I only...
He kicked me off the phone.
Mm-hm.
He kicked me off the phone.
Do you know what? I think he did it on purpose.
Has he dated?
How do you know That's the step.
That's definitely the movement. Mack moves.
That makes me know one thing. What?
He is not an amateur.
Yeah, well, neither do I.
[♪♪♪]
Thank you. Sure.
Arrive 15 minutes late. Let him wait.
Waiting to build anxiety, and that's good.
Remember: Your goal is to listen.
Be polite and charming. This confuses them.
Hey, Keith. Hey.
Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man. Listen, let me ask you first
Does he talk much? If he is, he covers up.
No, he didn't do it. He is talking, right?
Yes. He looks normal. If that speaks yes
Does he look normal? Yes, he did it.
He has a corner. Do this: Admit it wrong.
Let's see what he gets. You are sure?
Have I directed you wrong? Yes.
Once, but you returned your hair
Alright, Shanté, I'm wrong. I shouldn't be with Julie.
But we work late, I'm hungry,
he asks if I want to go to eat, and I...
It doesn't matter what the ass says. He should know better.
But now he is offered some form of explanation,
You step onto the plate, kid. Be a woman.
Do the right thing. Gut-punch the ass.
After two drinks we danced, and that's when you entered
Keith, it's okay You don't need to explain it. I see.
cool. OK. Well.
Do you know what? I think we need some time apart.
See what else is out there. Test the water.
"Test the water"?! What the hell?
Keith, calm down, bro. I'm calm!
You swell in the chest. Sit down, relax.
Test the water?
I don't want you to feel restricted. Limited?
And lately, I've felt it a little stuck myself,
so maybe it's the best
Is that cool with you?
Yes, I would suggest the same thing. Cool.
Good. Waiter, check, please. Do you like me? to take care of this?
No, I will choose this one.
Are you sure I'm sure.
Thank you for dinner Yes.
Rules no. 3: break up with him before he breaks up with you
Anyone who breaks up with first person wins KEITH: He broke up with me.
Look, that's interesting.
He sat there and let me embarrass myself by making me pass how sorry I am.
Then he broke up with me. I should have paid for it.
[♪♪♪]
Does he offer to pay? Why?
She's good. Because he took the check?
No, it's about a psychological benefit But I pay, bro. Ah! But he offers.
He did it before. But never after breaking up.
See, to understand this, You have to think like them,
to read between lines
You have to ask yourself, "When he offers to pay
does he want to come? Out of pocket?" Think about that
Dating, what woman? Want to pay for the food?
Nothing! Zero. I am 29 years old
I have never met a woman who did it.
So you can conclude safely This is not about money So what is this?
He wants you to know he can out of his pocket if he wants.
This is a demonstration Independence for you.
He tried to tell you that you can't do anything for him.
You can't even buy eating bad luck!
Ha ha!
He was starving before You came out of your pocket That's inside. That's really bullshit there
Now we know the crime.
He goes to dinner with coworkers
After working overtime,
Dinner, dancing a little, caught
and now he feels bad.
Actually, it's not too bad.
However,
if your case is worse, specify whether you want your friend to return If not, go to hell with him. Keep on walking.
But if you want it back, punish him Cardinal Rules no. 2:
When your guy messes up, no matter how small it is,
You must punish it. Stop him hard.
Second day.
I will sew them together, and pack it all there.
This is the front, this is the back.
SHANTÉ: Do it.
I'm big, beautiful and full of love.
Day two and three for you is very easy. For him, it's hell.
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
TONY: Keith! Do you watch the match?
MAN [ON TV]: I hear, and what God says is,
"When I show the truth..."
If I live outside Saturday night, I will attend church via TV Sunday morning. I follow my religion.
[PHONE RINGING]
SHANTÉ [ON RECORDING]: What happened? This is Shanté. On a beep, do your thing.
[BEEPS]
KEITH: This is Keith. I called you yesterday.
You did not return my call. If you are there, take it.
cool. Call me when you enter
In love and war, keep military silence
Don't talk or make peace with enemies. Silence is golden.
[PHONE RINGING]
You can do more silently than talk
What happened? This is Shanté. On a beep, do your thing.
[BEEPS]
KEITH: I took several tickets to Lauryn Hill's concert.
So tell me if you want to go
See? He thinks he's slippery. You know I love Lauryn Hill.
It's okay. I will go to church.
As Mama said, it's better to get it is late than nothing Lauryn Hill. No, no.
No, I can't call. I won't call. Called twice.
Can't despair
Good. Oh no.
Okay, alright. Not.
[CHOIR SINGING "STANDING IN THE NEED"]
[SINGLE "STANDING IN THE NEED"]
[HEARING]
[DOORBELL OPTIONS]
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
All This is you, man
Who else do you expect, dog? Come on, you're not even ready yet.
I forgot I have these pants to prepare, so I can't make it today.
You don't think of Shanté? Come on, man. There are no men.
Keith. I don't think of that girl.
Alright. See you later, friend.
Tell them I'm sorry I can't.
I will become Tiger Woods.
SHANTÉ: He still plays cool.
He's upset, but he has a lot of things under control.
His ego won't let him go far.
So what are you doing? You destroy him Push the button.
To do this, you need a PR and flunky agent.
Okay, who is the PR agent, and who is flunky?
Hey, brother, how are you...?
Hey, Trent. Shanté.
How are you? Well.
Oh, my brother My brother.
Nice to see you. What is this
Your PR agent should have seen you He must be your friend.
Don't do anything rotten. Be a little too friendly.
You did this by holding flunky too long
and hugging her too tight.
Cursing! It must have been a hug.
I'm just happy to see a Christian brother
Nice to meet you. I can't wait to scream.
Have a blessed week.
I am sure to my brother.
Bless, dear Bless.
Contrary to popular belief, Men are also big gossip.
They like to talk about something they have finished seeing or knowing
You will not believe what we see in the church
What you see
Trent and Shanté all hug.
Keith's Shanté? Hell, yes
What are you talking about? I know what I saw.
They basically grind in the lobby Tight.
It's just a Christian hug.
Sometimes he just feels passion, and he wants to spread the word.
"Christian hug," my ass. I know what a Christian hug is.
When girls hold you a little with their leeway out
so you get that place just in case You are a little aroused.
You don't want them to feel your men in the church
But there is no gap. They are hugged tightly.
Why does he hug him like that too
find out he's the main player?
Trent is a player? He goes to church. All players go to church.
Why? Because all weird people go to church.
I don't lie. Patrick, am I lying? Am I lying
Go to the club Saturday night. Go to church on Sunday morning.
I guarantee you the same one You see it on the dance floor,
You see Sunday morning singing in the choir
[SINGS]
It was real. You get a deacon,
You get a usher board. Please!
Why aren't players? hanging out in the church?
Club on Saturday, How much is it?
Fifteen dollars. Fifteen dollars.
You go to church on Sunday, how many?
Nigga, bullshit is free!
Believe me, bro. Entire gang player will go to church
You might be right. I am right.
Say now, Trent fixes the candle.
When you gossip, There is always a backlash involved.
But believe me, the tradeoff is feasible.
[CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS" PLAYING]
Shanté, take it. This is Keith. Call me, okay
You still haven't entered so just call me This is me again.
I've called you eight times. I don't know where you are.
Where are you? Where are you What's up? This is me again. It's 6:00.
Yes, yes, 6:00. Just wait for your call I know you are not in church, so call me
Yes, yes, this is 6:00.
This is the last I call you. Peace.
What does he think? This is? Please.
Okay, I decided to call you back.
Don't know where you are. Just call me okay
KEITH [ON MESSAGE]: Shanté, this is 11.00.
[♪♪♪]
Alright. See you later.
This is called tough love.
Fourth day
Purchasing power for African-Americans
up 12 percent in shopping.
This is tapering in alcohol mostly because of special interest groups.
I think we can improve ourselves if we limit our marketing
and focus on project after school,
so that it helps the community.
People will see us still targeting African-Americans and provide a community service
So, we divert our energy. Precisely, Bill.
We turn it into a positive relationship That's very good. Thank you.
It's done well.
Look at these people. Pay attention to something different?
Moi. I am 28 years old,
a sister and still in pairs.
Keith must call any seconds now
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello? Keith is in line two.
Good. Tell him I'm busy.
You are waiting for the call. Tell him I'm busy.
Woman. I smell bad, right?
I'm sorry. Mr. Fenton, he's still busy [CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS" PLAYING]
TONY: Come on, Keith! I know you're there, man.
Keith!
I know you can see me, because I can see you Come on, man. Don't give me that look.
Look into the light, Keith!
Look into the light! I come!
I have to admit I feel sorry for Keith.
I hate to see people suffer. But what do you know?
You cannot show weakness. Men only understand strength.
If they don't feel sick, there will be no benefit Pain first, have fun later.
[♪♪♪]
What is wrong with you? You didn't come to work today.
It doesn't look like you washed your ass Keith, what's wrong? There are no men. I am...
I think I'm sick You don't get sick, man There are no men. I mean, I'm sick, bro.
You want to feel my head I think I have a cold.
You don't have no bad luck
No, I understand... I am telling you. I feel dizzy.
Dizziness from drugs?
No, dog You are whipped
He gets you organized like a $ 2 crack.
You look like you are waiting for a hit. It's sad, bro.
This is sad
Look at you.
I will call your mother
They will bring your player card for this. I will confirm it.
KOMPUTERIZED VOICE: You have 11 messages.
At this time, he got advice from his men, who could be sticky.
So whatever you do, don't talk to him
Telephone, two-way, pager. Nothing, tone
But be careful, he might pull it off fast to you and just come.
And then you are in trouble.
[DOORBELL OPTIONS]
Keith.
[CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS" PLAYING]
What is happening? Do everything Good.
I hear you're sick. You know better.
TONY: How are you feeling? I feel really good now.
Do you do what I say? Relax.
Do you do what I say? Please, sit. I will break it down.
I won't until you tell me if you do what I say.
I do exactly what you say.
Exactly what you told me Cursing.
I got there around 10:00,
all dressed, looks good and friendly
and debonair.
Like Denzel? Better than Denzel.
Damn, let me sit at that time.
Please enter.
KEITH: So he invited me in Walking there all calm, cold and collected [JODECI'S "STAY" PLAYING]
[SAVED] Uh oh.
Start dimming the lights around it. Got some soft music playing.
He knew I was there to move.
Sit on the couch, see all good
like chocolate Häagen-Dazs ice cream.
With beans. With beans.
Seeing all delicious and lickety.
I was there to seduce.
Give it to Denzel's eyes,
then a little L.L. Lip lips.
That will continue. TONY: So are you hitting?
Relax, relax. No, did you hit?
Calm down, okay? Come on. You hit it right?
KEITH: Start moving to kill. TONY: Then?
KEITH: He is too smart for that. Saying that
But plan B.
So you have a plan B?
KEITH: Starting an argument. No matter what.
I made him shout at me.
I pulled it inside me emotionally. After finishing, I just...
I feel very good, like jogging. TONY: Look, here it is.
Transfer of frustration from one party to the next party.
You are right about that. Of course.
You take physics Oh yeah.
What is the law of thermodynamics? energy by Newton?
Energy is not lost or destroyed. I remember.
This is transferred from one party .
Right. We all experience it.
Feel good? Feeling really good now.
Someone is full of negative energy makes you feel is really drained
Sucks it out of you. Energy transference.
That's what you do.
You divert your negative energy and emotions to him.
You turned the text over.
Am I reversing it? You flip it
Women, they are emotional beings. Preaching.
Once you take advantage of their emotions, You are halfway there.
Testify! No matter what kind of emotion.
[HYMN PLAYING]
I'll hit the drum.
Once they are emotionally flooded open,
You are free from home Free home They get confused. Confused.
Confused!
flagging. flagging!
What is Amen, amen!
Amen, baby! Yes, amen!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! What
Will anyone want to cut off the damn music
[HYMN STOPS]
The fifth day is a bad day. That's all I have to say.
[♪♪♪]
[SIGHS]
Sixth day is a bad day, but not as bad as five.
So he turns the table on you with emotions of transfer-of-emotion.
I will not lie. That nonsense works.
So now you have to turn table back to it.
But until you do that, what should you do Hm?
Occupying your time. Stay busy You know what I mean.
So at times like this, Here's what I do, ladies.
I took out the old black book.
While you think about it,
she has fun not thinking about you
Tyrone
Call Tyrone
[MELKY SEDECK'S "KITTY KAT WORLD" PLAY OVER SPEAKERS]
Down low. Put it on my face I want to be funky. Ow! Ooh!
How are you? You are right, man.
I feel like my old self again. Tell you
You don't know a big man Can move like this.
CONNY: how do you like it? Whoa, whoa!
What is happening?
Play around me, honey Play it What you have is mine spin a little up
Hey, whoa. What is going on? I enjoy myself.
I see you. You look at me?
What happened there? Spinning.
I'm glad you succeeded for my promotion It's nice to mix business with pleasure
Hey! That's the nipple. I know.
Business is happy.
Always likes the pleasure of doing business. I heard it
At events like this, It's nice to have your lawyer
Wow, hey! Close to you.
I'm a little tired. I will go to rest.
Tony, can I see you? Just a minute, baby.
Bring your ass here. I will be right back.
What's wrong, dog He tried to rape me.
That's what you say like that is a bad thing
Look at that. Look at the woman.
He's fine. KEITH: I know he's fine, man.
But putting titties on my back, grabbing my things
Do you know how much I will pay to have it take my things?
Plus, dogs, if they're ugly,
I told you to go down. But look at that.
Dog, he's bad!
Look at those titties. Good, big old.
They only want you to suck them up.
They are staring.
TONY: The small waist goes down for that plump ass.
He trembles the donkey for you, "Keith, follow my meal."
Put it on your chin.
Plus, he got a good job, And above all, he's a weirdo.
You can hit it from behind. Oh, shit.
Look at that woman. What else do you want, man?
I don't know, man. I don't know
If you want to fully get more from Shanté,
You have to date someone else.
Why not start with that?
I'll go hit the donkey.
I suggest you let him hit your ass [SCREAMS]
Shanté, I really thought you forgot about me. I'm glad you called.
Sixth day is a real obstacle. You are dating and start thinking,
"What am I doing here?"
Stick through it. Go on various dates.
These are all part of the 10 day process.
I don't think you are concerned about me
I think... - You avoid me But now I know you can't... - without Big Papa
Ray Ray. Your Pooh Bear
seventh day.
I got the announcement What, honey
I completed my 10-day program. Oh, God.
Bam!
[ALL VOICES]
Successful! Michael proposes, guys! I am also happy for you.
Congratulations! You succeeded.
It's not that I'm not happy for him. I have my own problem.
You can't be happy until you get it So on the seventh day there are some things you have to do [MARY J. BLIGE'S "REAL LOVE" PLAYING]
One: visit to Victoria's Secret
Two: Get your nails and hair done.
Three: Bathing hot and long hot water.
Four: Pull out the hug's dress and highlight your body curves.
All beautiful women and have something that works.
Oh, and don't forget this.
There won't be a pantylines tonight.
After you apply your makeup,
then you do the unthinkable:
You travel without notice to your male home
Without trust you don't have anything SHANTÉ: Your goal is to enter home Make a number of reasons for fishing.
[DOORBELL OPTIONS]
Keith. Hey.
This is the rest of your item.
I already have it in my car and want to lower it.
Sorry it's too late I only need a few closures.
Yes, um...
Want to come in so we can talk?
That's not a good idea. I won't hurt you
I mean, just a moment.
I will leave. Shanté.
Wait a minute, okay? Only... please
Get him.
Before you know it, You will be with him on the couch.
Let him caress your soft body and kiss you.
Don't fight when strong hands take your enough parts and tight squeeze.
Where to get it? he must have you
Then make excuses and leave. I have to go.
No no
Very. I have to go. I have to go. No, no, no.
Sorry, I didn't mean to lead you to I wasn't ready for this.
Shanté! Shanté!
Oh, shit.
And it's the seventh day. You have changed the table.
Don't let women come your house without notice, dog
And if you're not sure about hitting it, don't start anything
Everyone knows that women Let you press it, and you press it,
You get the power Mm-hm.
But if you start, and he says no, Then he gets strength.
Here's the problem: Power.
Power? Is it about strength?
You set us back He turned the script over.
I don't care about this "Turning the script over."
I'll call her, chat, start making up
No, no, no, dog. You cannot call him.
This is starting now personally.
He started to piss me off. Piss you off?
This is not about mental play between you and him
It's about my relationship, my life.
Will you stop thinking about yourself for this once?
You think it's about you This isn't it?
Oh, no, this stopped about you first.
You do this for all men in the country.
You do this for men around the world.
Around the world? Oh, yes.
You stumble
Bro,
if you fail now,
every woman will think they can pull this trick
You know how women talk. How?
Women will be interesting this trip.
We will cook dinner.
We will change diapers, wash dishes.
Do you know what they will do? Sitting on our couch watching soccer.
That's what will happen. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
This is much bigger than you. Much bigger than you.
You make it sound like a woman like the CIA
That's funny, though. Funny.
CIA
no dirt on women with a plan Remember that.
I go to her house, Turn her away, then leave.
Leave it in bed with difficulty.
Do you leave your man with difficulty?
Dick is hard like a rock. It's just that, phoo. Poing!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Damn, I don't know if I can do that Look, I like too much dick to let the hard one go to waste.
Look, you don't do it all the time. I have a policy.
Often he can finish it, You get it back.
Girl, can I save it real?
Teaching. But there is "but".
If your guy is bad, You give him two choices.
The blue ball or choking on the chicken.
He knows. He knows.
Crab cakes are a hit. Crab cakes, right?
I have to say this. Hold it.
Showing without notice is a risk. Right.
What if the men are there? Or another girl?
Do you want me to handle it?
Come on, Shanté, Jr.
Alright. You must know your man's cycle.
All men have a sex cycle.
Most men need to have sex at least every seven days.
What man is he fucking? My man is two, three, four times a day
So if the men are there and you look fine,
he will send them away because he wants to be busy.
he thinks of another girl
And if he's a good person, hello,
he will wait a week before seeing other people
Right? Right.
How do I do it?
My car. I have to do some tasks before work.
DIEDRE: See you later. Call me.
A week? DIEDRE: What...
I'm talking about Maybe a day or two.
Your person is weak. He's punk.
On the eighth day, inventory is in groceries.
Take a bottle of wine. Once you get along with your man,
You may be inside for several days.
[♪♪♪]
Listen to everything.
New development.
Our competitors are launched new events for their clients
Last Wednesday They have a hump day for Coca-Cola
This weekend, the billiard party for the Miller Genuine Draft.
Usually I don't force weekend work,
but I think this is an exception.
No?
Yes! This is the pause we need Conny invited you as his companion right?
Leave. Not.
Don't leave.
This will be your chance to shine, your chance to appear as your real player.
No, I don't like playing games, man Not me...
Hi friend.
Can I ask something?
Did Shanté even call you today? Not.
Did he even think of saying,
"Just call to see if you are still alive." Not.
Do you think he's moping after he walks out to you?
What are you waiting for? I don't know
Pick up this phone, contact Conny.
Call him. Tell him you want to go to the party
Because Shanté, he is half stepping. And you have other choices.
It's time for someone to do it what a man has to do
Stop missing this woman. Show him who the man is!
Show him who used it big drawer
You are right. I've missed for too long for him
Too long
I need to be a player again. Play.
I need to get out of my old age mack moves and shows him who he is facing
Time to show him who's wearing a drawer
Oh, suki-suki now. Call him.
What? What?
[RAHSAAN PATTERSON'S "SO HOT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
This is Lala. We party in the Miller extravaganza draft.
How do you women do
Hey! My God, this is very good
Thank you for inviting us. It seems like it's really worth while I
Please be nice. My boss is here.
We won't embarrass you I didn't mean that. This is work.
Must check the competition. Let's drink.
Free drinks That's right, yes. Here it is.
This extravaganza is quite successful This is not a bad tool. We should have thought about it.
Meet the representative from the guy who did it Miss Spalding, How are you?
Bill Parker. How are you?
CONNY: Hi, Shanté.
Tell Jim I sent my congratulations about this success.
Will do.
Oh, no, he doesn't.
He didn't just walk in and act like he didn't know me This is wrong. On the first day, You should kick back,
Waiting for him to beg for forgiveness
I don't know you know Conny Spalding She's beautiful.
He reminds me of you.
He did it. Bill, can you excuse me for a moment?
Sure. Thank you.
Enjoy.
So can't talk?
What happened? What happened?
What are you doing here with Conny?
I didn't hear from you, so I took the problem into my own hands.
You said a water test.
Just say brothers are swimming tonight
So you appeared with him knowing that I would be here?
I don't know you will be here.
The truth is I'm tired of your bullshit I'm a good person It's time for me to explore my choices
Keith, let us dance. Option no. 1.
"Hon"? Uh-eh.
Conny, can I talk? for you for a while?
Sure. Thank you.
What are you doing? What do you mean?
What did you do with Keith? He is my man Oh! He doesn't act like your person.
He will do it otherwise has a little hooch running behind it I don't appreciate that. Why did you call me name?
This is rather junior.
Keith is here because he wants it. I didn't force it.
That's the decision,
so don't assume frustration out to me Good?
"OK?"
No, he didn't do it. No, whore this trick doesn't just go there
But do you know what? He's right.
When your guy messes up, deals with him, not the woman.
There is nothing worse than two women fighting more than a man Unlike women.
But do you know what?
I don't like this bitch.
Okay, I admit. That's not how you handle it.
Back to the top. This is how you really handle it.
Keith is here because he wants it. I didn't force it.
That's the decision,
so don't assume frustration out to me Good?
[JERSEY AVE. 'BEND OVER " PLAY OVER SPEAKERS]
MAN: We need you here. I'll be there. Come here for a while.
Can you keep it busy until I come back?
How do you do WOMAN: Good. KEITH: Eh, Tony? Yes?
Give me a hand with this TONY: Yeah
This is a Miller girl. My man, Tony.
Which do you want Give me snowflakes
TONY: Then I'm Frosty.
Snowflakes, not too close You might melt.
Because it's hot.
Why don't you tell us? Are you having problems?
You let him act stupid in front of you like that?
Yo, Keith Spotlight is on you, dog.
He saw? Mm-hm. Let me see.
Do you want me to handle this? Breaking it down.
I destroyed it?
TRACYE: Why did he do that? Want me to handle this for you?
I just cried and cried. Do you want me to pull his ass?
I don't care I'll go straight drag her ass Do you want me to?
What will you do? What are you doing, bitch?
See why you don't know your boyfriend
They will improve the situation panic, and you will too.
Do you want me to pull his ass?
No, Diedre. No problem.
No, Diedre, it's okay. I will handle it I control the situation.
He just vented it now. Let him have fun.
No, we won't have all that. Not! Uh-eh-eh!
They don't know Fear of being edited
Again, if you don't want your friend to go back,
to hell with him Keep going.
But if you want it to return and behave,
Excuse me, miss. I will be right back.
[♪♪♪]
Note, this will run fast.
One: Intensify your game by searching for a man
Good But you need to recruit it quickly.
Where is that? Oh, here. Big.
Desperate call times for desperate actions
Yes. Ha ha ha!
Old magic-in-trouble tricks. Works every time.
[CAR APPROACH]
Need help?
Not funny enough.
Hey, need help?
No, my girlfriend should come for a while
Not quite smooth.
Everything okay?
Looks like I've got a flat tire.
That's easy. Do you have a backup
A little thing behind?
Yes. This? I have one of them.
Two: After you recruit Your friend, get him a drink.
Yes, he gave him a drink.
He wants to play hardball, huh?
Hey, hi, baby
Will you dance? With pleasure.
Three: Don't worry about him.
She's like a child, begging for attention. Ignore him.
A little show there just to get your attention
It doesn't matter what he does. Direct your attention to him.
It doesn't matter what he says Attention.
Laugh with the joke. Act like you have a ball.
I said, "Who are you? I thought Jim Carrey?"
Very sexy the way you do it
I will postpone it here if I don't bring me some wings Now, what is this? Oh no.
That's white bullshit. We need meat.
Hey bro. Allright darling.
He hasn't moved yet. TONY: You have a problem
Why? If he dances, it will be fine.
You can dance with anyone.
But he talked to him. That's personal.
He tried to know him.
Four: Raise the bet by going to a quiet corner.
Do you want to go inside?
Sure. Big.
Where did they go?
He entered the house. Inside the house?
With that old boy. There are no men.
You are so funny.
KEITH: Ahem. Ahem.
Can I talk to you? for a moment, please
Sure. Will you excuse me, Calvin?
Sure. I will find a drink. Yes, drink.
What's wrong with talking to him?
Trying to make me jealous? I do not.
I want to talk to him. I don't play games.
You are not? You are the queen of the game.
You play more games than bad NBA.
He is angry with you.
It's getting hot. Time for the coup de grâce.
That's the French term to "fuck him up."
Keith, I have to go. Oh no. Hold it.
What is this for?
There is no reason. What do you mean?
I took it just in case. What if?
I know he will sleep with him.
Everyone has a condom now.
Why does he have it in his wallet? Decoration.
He won't use it.
Did he sleep with you on the first date? Yes.
This is very much, but if you do this correctly, you don't need it anymore.
So hang on. Do you know what? We have to talk.
You don't go Don't control me.
You don't care about me or you will never get your flow.
And to add insult to injury, you are here with Conny
Excuse me. I go.
Shanté. Keith, I want to go.
If you walk out that door with him,
I'll go home with Conny.
If you feel you have to control me by going home with Conny,
Straight ahead. Do what you have to do
But no matter what you decide, I walk out of that door.
Have to go.
SHANTÉ: You take gambling.
He might sleep with Conny. But my guess is he doesn't want to.
He will be in your house, waiting before you get there
So take your time
Good night, Calvin. Of course you don't want me to appear?
I'm tired. But thanks for following me home.
No problem.
Be careful.
[FOR REAL'S "LOVE WILL BE WAITING AT HOME" PLAYING]
[SIGHS]
Okay, here it is Prepare a hot night.
When you open the door, should your male
waiting on the couch for you with flowers
Keith?
[DOORBELL OPTIONS]
[SECRETLY] Keith.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Hello, staying at this Miller? Delivery of food. Miller's residence
No, um, next door.
Oh, next door. Next, okay.
I know what you think.
Damn doesn't work, right?
Well, maybe you are right.
I just think so You follow certain rules
when a brother messes up to get him back
But I don't think I'm considering that
when it comes to love, no rules
Link me to a martini. What's up, girl Not fucking, kid. This place is very tired.
I only did the movement on this blonde man.
And he didn't even bite it.
Damn it didn't happen to me
He keeps talking about it ex-girlfriend. He is so perfect.
Excuse me.
Can I ask a few questions?
Sure.
Now, if I am right about you,
all the answers will be yes.
Do you think so?
Yes.
Do you like basketball?
Yes.
Did you find me interesting?
Yes. Do you think I consider you attractive?
Yes.
Can I ask each other?
Think of a woman who thinks she will control him with rules
can he come back?
No.
Unless...
Unless he really loves him.
Like to dance?
You didn't answer my question.
[SINGLE]
I have to get away for a moment.
[DAMOZEL'S "EVERY DAY PARTY" PLAY "
Will tear it.
Come on, cheerful!
Call. Cursing!
Do the chocolate.
Ah! Michael!
Shout. You like it
Correct. Loser. [LAUGH]
HUMAN: Memories
Can you hit the donkey in the movie?
He slept with you the first night? Yes . Oh.
That's different, dog. You got a big dick.
[SNORTS]
Sorry.
Don't think God gave me this for nothing
Why are you staring at my face?
I know about women. I have a mama, nine sisters, and a cat.
I have that person. The plan works.
You can't even insert a finger in the butt, making him scream.
You can't make it drop it.
[SLURPS]
[CHUCKLES]
MAN 1: And cut it off! MAN 2: Cut.
[CREW MEMBERS LAUGHING]
[KJ SILVER'S FEATURING "TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME" PLAY]