Boys: 'two nights before Christmas,
And the whole house,
Not stirred creatures,
Not even rats.
Stockings are hung by the chimney carefully...
Hopefully the holy Nicholas will soon be there
And him. There.
in my house.
the real Santa Life
That's right, the bearded really exists
But I started a little in front of my story here
Let's go back a little earlier.
'two days before Christmas,
And all through the pad,
Everyone is at home,
Even work crazy dad.
And the mother in the kitchen cooking is still like a rookie,
Bright on the back from gingerbread
And then, there is my brother, please parents Disturbing, angry, and very bright.
And precious little peter,
The family loves her very much.
If he enters my room again,
He will toast.
Then there is me, handsome and right
The best in everything who can do it
Smart, funny, There is no doubt.
Type, merciful.
Peter, come out
But, danny...
What are the rules about coming in my room?
Never come in your room But dad wants to know
When do you want to decorate trees.
I want to decorate the tree on Christmas Eve,
Like every other year
We have ever decorated Christmas tree
In this family.
But it's Christmas Eve.
This is not Christmas Eve, Doofus.
That's tomorrow.
Now close the door.
Ok, whatever you say Christmas Eve.
Christmas Eve?
Oops
Danny: There is a problem with Christmas,
If your wallet is light.
You can't stand your father,
And your sister is just...
A little too bright.
You must turn to one who made you come out of your pleasure,
Just sell your sister
A large group... Junk.
Hi sweet.
What's that all?
I've been shopping for Christmas.
Shopping? Where?
Danny's Room
Daniel francis wrigley, is out here now
Uh oh.
What about me no return policy?
Danny, you are not permitted
To shake your brother
He did not shake me.
He is kind.
Pete, he took it advantage of you,
And it should be shame on himself
Don't hold your breath.
Stick the socks inside, katy.
Danny. What?
Good. Please Stick the socks inside.
But, mother, I want all that.
See?
Who are the victims here?
He doesn't complain.
Come on. That's how said uncle nick
I only helped him to share wealth Uncle nick, huh?
Too bad the wealth of others
Uncle's nick really wants to share.
No. Uncle nick is the bomb
Is she okay?
You just don't understand him.
Mom: Danny, the nick has many good qualities,
Yes, but actually it's not a good example for you Alright?
Father: He fraudsters.
Danny: he a businessman.
Right. Well.
He swindler with a laptop.
It's not a matter of a gift.
This is the problem taking advantage of your brother
He looks up to you Likewise with you Look at the
nick Peter: Aah!
Oh, Peter. What are you doing?
You say it's family money.
Ho ho, oh, man.
Danny is our family, and he needs it.
I only share wealth.
Ok, that's weird
I can see his lips moving,
But I can hear and talk.
It's okay, danny
You can shake me if you want.
I like that.
Help me, pete.
Don't, like, uh,
Say that in front of anyone...
Never again
OK?
Uncle nick is far the coolest person in this family
I don't even know how he and daddy
Can come from the same parents.
You are the coolest, danny
I appreciate that, little dude,
But, um...
I have to travel far
To measure up to nick uncle.
I'm sure he's somewhere right now
Making majors big business deal.
He might have them begging for mercy.
I begged you, please don't hurt me
Man: Alright, nick. Where is your office?
But this is my office.
Second person: Okay then,
Where is everything You are very skilled employee, nick?
Get out of lunch?
Ok, that's just me... Me and my computer
What are you going to do with me Who are you
We are people It was fooled by your fake site, nick.
Yes. I think the name should have been our tip...
You're both knuckleheads
Ohh! Oh, come on, bill. Let me slap it.
Let me give him some from mama's kitchen discipline.
No, Harry. No no no no.
Slap it won't come back
$ 30,000 he deceived us from
With a little fake business offer
How can I be tied up?
Both: We ask questions here
Where is our money Good. I will tell you.
First I put your money into a safe, long-term cd Then I shift capital into real up-and-coming ipo...
Making a murder...
Turn it on the same day into a mutual fund,
Blue chip shares...
Nick, please Where is that?
Well, there is an measure of risk in each investment
It's gone. I ju...
So, nick...
You did everything here on your good little laptop, huh?
Oh that's good, is very good.
Please be careful with Lappy.
This is very sensitive.
Sensitive?
Nick has a sensitive computer.
Ho ha ha ha!
You've seen what happened
When you pour a cup of chocolate to taste
On sensitive computers, nick?
This isn't pretty.
No, don't, don't get drunk!
My whole life is about that!
All my account numbers and contacts, business.
All your frauds, you mean, nick.
What fraud Ooh!
Good!
Good. They too.
Please don't damage my computer
And... and... and...
And don't hurt me.
Oh, we won't hurt you or your computer, nick.
No will leave that
To our vice president collection... eliot
Oh, son, another like you.
I don't think I can take...
Eliot?
That's me
Nice to meet you.
Yee-aaaaah!
Aaaaaaah!
Both: Aaaaah!
Aaaah! Yeee-aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Aah.
30 big in cash Christmas morning
Or you, nick, is cocoa.
I understand. I see. Well.
Oh, it's hot.
Oh, is Billy burning herself?
It's okay. Let it be Harry Blow.
Now go let him go!
Good.
Ow.
Uh, guys, wait.
Uh, I need lappy If you want me to make every progress on your money.
No, I'm not...
Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch!
Good. You can have it.
Thank you.
And, nick...
Don't try to go city, fine Good?
Or the file here will start by deactivating
Your valuable hard drive is there,
And then he will succeed up to you.
Yes.
I will not leave the city.
The match ends
It's time to get out.
Whoa!
Fire is slow now where is mistletoe
Oh, oh, oh, oh
dear
it has started is rather hot here
I need enough Christmas cheer
I hope he gets here quickly I need nick santo, nick
I think it only has to
everything is wrapped up for me
Ack!
Man: Ok, do you understand?
We start.
He traded on his wildebeest for limousine He wears purple pants not red and green
In 2. Ready?
Ooh. Aah.
Aaaaaah!
Lasts.
Hey!
Children, singing: We want Santa!
Ooh!
Murray, hurry up.
There are about a thousand bad kids Waiting for us out there.
Hey, you, elf.
Do you see someone going in there?
Oh good.
What is now, nick?
Murray.
Just in time.
Hey!
What is...
Come here!
Children, singing: We want Santa Claus!
Ohh! You!
Your Elf is waiting for you
Oh! Yes yes
Ho ho!
All right, uh, thank you, Eliot.
Hey, how do you know my name?
Now, I'm Santa, right?
Ho ho ho!
Ha ha ha!
Are you a good child?
Of course I have become a good child.
Are you right
Yes.
Good.
Elf shop: Here it is, the man you have lived waiting...
Santa!
Santa?
Everyone...
Be good for good!
Hello?
Where did you go?
Have to find a place to hide.
But where?
Murray! Where are you going?
Don't leave me alone with these children
There is no place like home.
Ho ho! OK!
John: ok Everything ready?
Yes.
"Two nights before Christmas,
" When the whole house,
"Not stirred creatures,
" even rats.
"the stockings are hung by the chimney carefully
"with hope it's holy nicholas
Will be there soon."
Oh, who in this world?
No one moves
Maybe it's the holy Nicholas.
I don't think so, Peter.
Saint nick usually doesn't Come to the front door.
Ho ho ho!
Santa?
Are you sure you have the right home
Well, 300 walnuts.
Oh.
There is something here Oop.
Nick?
Ha ha ha!
Saint's nick today.
What
Nick. What on earth are you here
Hello beautiful.
How do you arrange it? Stay so young and beautiful Married this stick-in-the-mud, huh?
Peter: uncle nick!
Oh, this is Peter Cottage!
Hey, I don't have a cotton tail.
Oh no?
Then what is this, huh?
Oh...
Abby? Where kaitlin
And who is this runway model?
We are here
Stop!
Now, look at you. You are an adult
Now that's it...
And that person.
Woo woo woo woo woo!
How are you?
Large.
Do you understand my email?
Yes I did.
Oh, look at them together.
Yes?
And may I say that I love Tibet.
The Himalaya is only circulating,
And I am very disappointed with Oaxaca.
The pyramid is very cool But I saw your first summer After graduating from high school
In the kingdom of Monaco.
Monaco.
Yes yes
Monaco? Oh, for...
Soaking the light on the beach during the day
And sticking it out to the casino at night.
I call it "killer bs"...
Beaches, babes, and lots of money.
Ooh, I can go with it.
I can go with it.
Ok, here it is.
1, 2, 3, leave.
Oh man! You are getting faster
What is it, already practiced now
No no.
Enter!
What What
Whoa!
Oh, come on, little brother,
Don't pretend that isn't happy to see me
Oh sure he's happy to see you
It's just not expecting you, nick
Spaniards don't expect an inquisition,
But it doesn't stop Torquemada.
You know, it's not fair that you get all the brains And I'm stuck with with just a good look.
What are you doing here, nick?
What, honest
If that is possible.
Well, there is no place like home for vacation,
There?
And there is no place I prefer to spend some quality time
From here....
With my beloved niece and niece.
Why am I having a problem? believe that story
Nick: Who woke up for some hockey houses?
me!
Ok, where are we now? set it the last time?
Oh that's right, around here
Can I be a goalkeeper Oh! There is already a large epidemic
From the new deer flu.
Emergency rooms are blocked.
Oh. No, John.
Not all night tonight?
Now, that's what I got
To marry a doctor.
That's What You Get for being a doctor,
Because it really is calling everyone
What?
That will be you.
Oh no.
Why are we both?
It's Christmas night.
What should we do to do with children?
We cannot leave them themselves Where is your kiperm Oh no.
No.
Abby: it's okay
Nick isn't a bad person.
I thought he was trying to fix the fence Give him a chance.
This is Christmas.
"the stockings are hung by the chimney carefully
" with the hope of the holy Nicholas Will be there soon. "
Don't hold your breath.
Hey, cool, katy, Because some of us
like believing in the impossible.
He trusts you. Isn't that enough?
I was around 5 years old when I thought everything.
Overall now- preparation of shipping goods looks rather suspicious,
So I do math.
For Santa to get to all children in the world
On Christmas Eve,
He has to go around 650 miles per second.
I mean...
That's 300,000 times speed of sound
Wow.
That's pretty fast for a fat guy
Kaitlin: Oh, but will also explain
Why doesn't anyone see it?
Because he will go so fast,
We will look like life sculptures for him
But you know that is physically impossible, so...
So there's no Santa Claus?
No. You know, banana, there is a santa clause.
Ignore everything he said He just tried to show off.
Can you believe the teacher gives as
For garbage like that?
Alright, guys, we're leaving.
Good night, you Um, sorry
Good evening.
Sorry about this, honey Good evening.
Yes. Thank you very much, nick
No problem.
I'll take the car. Thank you.
Good. Ahem.
"The children are located all comfortable in their beds..."
John: that's not it bad idea, you know
Maybe you guys should hit the sack early tonight
Ohh. What?
Oh, daddy!
Hey, the faster you sleep,
Santa's coming sooner.
We didn't finish with that book
Thank you, uncle nick. Come on, guys.
Hug kiss. Let's go, sleep.
See yes, friend
Come on, you guys. Give me a big one.
Not fair.
Oh, that's not fair.
Ohhh.
And do you know what?
I will last for this for you But, father...
You can have it back tomorrow.
See you later, dad.
Good night dear. Sleep tight.
Oh!
Have fun at the hospital.
Oh, thank you very much.
Come on, danny. You too.
What?
Daddy, this isn't 9:00.
You must be kidding. Daddy, come on.
I want to stay awake with uncle nick then hang out.
We have many things to talk about.
We can survive with uncle nick when we are together.
I will like you in your room
You can catch up with some people from your reading, please
Listen, I'm going to sleep when you want me...
Go to your room right now!
Now, it should be in total earth
For all items you are interesting today.
Let's go.
His...
Merry Christmas.
Nick: Rules with strong hands, John.
Father will be proud.
I hate doing that
Nick: don't worry I control everything.
You go do your thing.
I'm proud of you, little bro.
"insufficient funds on deposits."
Duh!
If I have money, I don't need a loan.
Oh!
Alright
Can be a potential investor.
Oh, uncle no needs a rest.
Harry, on the computer: Oh, we got there.
We caught it We caught it
The shark has found its prey!
Hello, nick!
You are smallpox worms.
Have you forgotten what we have? Your email address?
And don't think You can cut us, good, wrigley,
Because we tracked you
And we will do it find you right now
Harry: heh heh We're almost there.
Do something. Do something.
Harry: We will find you right now.
How dare I?
I am brave Super wrigley virus...
Created only for this opportunity.
See you later.
It will fight over their hard drive And each other computer works within 50 miles.
Man: Wow! Albert!
I can't to control this!
It goes down too fast!
Whoa! Albert, help me!
Help me!
Swanson? Not.
Hey.
That is you.
No, I thought that's you
Or maybe a squirrel?
If he is a squirrel,
He's the size from the Saint Bernard.
Hold.
Ah!
Do you see wh...
Mm
All right, Albert, I'm in.
Elf: Good work, Santa.
Now you have to see for their computer
You see nothing I see it, huh. Yes.
Ok, you want to go there
And looking for something it blinks or whatever,
And you will put it in the garbage bin What now?
Just click and move it there.
Alright.
Yes.
Is that it?
That little thing is down to us?
Sorry. There he is.
I tell you, Albert,
This luxury technology has more problems than it deserves
I know. I know it's only backup
Well, next year,
The reindeer marches for flu shots
Like all of us.
Right. Albert!
I have to start working now.
I'm hanging up. Goodbye.
Well, I can also start here
Let's see now... Wrigley
Ah yes.
Peter, good.
Kaitlin, good.
And and...
Oh, danny.
On the "naughty" list again, danny, huh?
And I'm sure you didn't help At the helm of your niece in the right direction,
Are you, mr. Nick-on-the- naughty-list-for-life?
Whoa!
What I see
Whoa! What? What?
H-h-how are you? Enter here
What... who are you
Um...
Um, don't worry.
That's not what you think.
No. Um, I, uh...
Uh... uh, you are just hallucinating.
Yes. I'm not really here. You are dreaming Yes.
Look there.
Yes.
Ah! Ah!
Gaah!
Nick: Danny...
Yes?
Nick: away from from egg eggs
Will you stop kicking it?
What if he is still awake?
Stop.
This is it, isn't it?
This is the truth.
No.
No, not the real person,
Because there is no such thing
Like he really is.
Now, then who is he?
Where did it come from?
I don't know, but, uh...
I am sure it exists logical explanation for this.
Logical explanation
Whoaaa!
Aaah Maybe not!
What What is...
I have to stop the eggs.
Oh!
Uh...
Danny!
Gah!
Do you happen to press the
button That's... Ball?
This?
Yes!
I... I think so.
Now, press...
Other...
Button!
Oh!
Good.
Wow!
Can I see that?
Oh...
This is the actual Santa clause.
A real... Dead Santa Claus.
Oh, he's not dead.
He is unconscious.
He will be fine.
Now, what about Christmas?
How about Christmas?
Christmas?
It was Christmas Eve.
Yes?
Well, if it's all real and he's a real saint,
Then he has to deliver it all these presents tonight
But if he gets knocked out is too long,
He will not be able to to deliver any gift.
I mean, there won't be Christmas
What will we do?
Calm down, okay?
First of all,
We won't do anything.
Tone. Zippo.
Ok, this whole Christmas,
That's not our problem.
That's the time.
I mean, if you want to touch
Heavy bags full of gifts
For people you don't even know,
Alright with me, but, uh-uh.
Yes, but that...
What's that?
Hmm?
What?
Danny?
Ah!
Oh no.
Ok, uh...
Hmm.
Ohh! Oh!
Whoa.
Hoo.
Oh!
Ho! Oh!
Wow!
Oh.
Yes.
Santa
Goin 'is high-tech, huh, santa?
Oop.
Whoa! Oh! Ohh!
Uh!
Dead.
Wow!
Yeeh!
Oh.
Um...
Uh, uh...
Wah-hoo!
Hoo!
Oh!
This has a possibility.
Oh.
Oh, uh...
Christmas Day.
We have to do something.
You know, you made a very good point
What if we take the challenge
And selfless magic saints our own mission
Very?
Very.
But you just said it
That you don't want has anything to do with it
That's when. This is now.
You make me see light.
And you don't want all children in the world
To leave now, right?
No no. But I guess I'm just a little confused.
Santa is flying controller in the sleigh
That's not too much is different from the one
I got you for your last birthday
How do you know he has a flight controller
In the sleigh like that?
I see it. Whatever...
You will not believe...
Trust me. You will see it.
Listen, you are good at
In all of these computer games,
Not me, so you will be the pilot.
I will send the gift only.
We will be a team.
We will be heroes.
We will save the day!
Here it is, man.
This is our first adventure.
This is what we have always talked about
Are you with me, partner?
Yes. Yes!
Wait. What about kaitlin and peter?
We can't leave it alone.
Well, they are not alone.
She's here.
I mean, unconscious or not,
He's still a bona fide adult, isn't he?
And besides, when they wake up in the morning,
We must have returned,
Prepare the big man from his small sleep,
And collected whatever the prize we are sure to get it
To save Christmas
Ha ha! Hah?
Yes!
Whoa! Ha ha ha!
Nick: Whoo-hoo! Look at me!
Ha ha ha! What
Whoa! It's like very cool Video game.
Yes.
Unless you have a bug in your teeth
What We are smoking
Hoo hoo hoo! Oh dear!
Where are we going?
Well, I think we will start on the east side of the city...
Golden beach
You know, those rich kids get so many gifts,
I thought, if we dump this item first,
We will ease our burden.
Good thinking.
Ah, alright.
Ok, hang the right.
Nick: Whoo-hoo!
What
Huh?
Uncle nick
Aah!
Danny: It seems like everything you have to do
Reaching your hand in the bag, pulling out,
And you will have the right gift Nick: cool!
Listen, you give a gift To a girl named Kathy.
He wants a real pony for Christmas.
She's naughty 13 times this year,
So he got...
An ant farm
Ah, it's cold, man.
Yes.
Danny: So once You have now,
Just put it under the tree,
Take that bally-wally and zap
Gotcha.
Ah.
Gotcha.
No, no, don't wake up.
I'm not going to be here soon.
Ooh.
I like it.
Ooh.
Gotcha.
Olé!
Now...
Ho ho ho!
Spreading wealth.
Oh, beautiful little things.
Spreading wealth.
Ooh. Good song
Come on boogie.
Heh heh
What...
What's wrong?
None.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's you!
Look at that.
I looked up myself to the database cool.
Yes. "daniel wrigley Beat her sister.
Spending most of the time cheats. "
Egh!
Santa thinks I'm bad.
I can't believe it. = Wait a minute.
I like the cd. Do you know what the problem is with people like Santa?
Believe me, I know a million from these people is rather...
All are high and strong, big boss. But who is the kringle boss? anyhow?
I mean, how did he get this job?
I don't remember giving a vote for him.
Are you?
Who is the judge?
Now, I say it's our turn to call a shot
We will decide who gets what for Christmas.
Do you agree with me?
Hmm? Yes.
You bet your life, huh.
Kaitlin: Who do you think he is?
Peter: I don't know.
Ah! Ah!
Alright, big man!
Who are you? And what have you done with my brother and uncle nick?
Mm!
Aagh!
The beard is actually.
Of course it's real.
I'm Santa Claus.
I think of him
You can!
First of all, there is there is no such thing as santa
And the second, even if there is,
He won't be caught dead
In any house with danny wrigley in it.
Is that so, kaitlin?
Well, not being an angel yourself
Or maybe you don't think I saw you
Copy that answer Ricky Garibaldi's spelling test
In the third grade.
Ahh.
And you can forget about about the brontosaurus
I asked in second grade
My parents are right.
The backyard is too small.
Thank you, Peter
Ohh!
Ohh. Ohh.
I don't feel this bad
Since it was polluted the egg nog outbreak
Back in '06.
Yup, it's gone
It's not on the roof but the chimney.
Santa: Oh, honey Where in heaven does the name get my sleigh going?
It's not too difficult to find out, santa
I mean, valuable sleigh, lost brother...
Danny might be able to stop him.
What?
Lift it.
Steal it.
Peter: He doesn't want to steal Santa's sleigh.
Then where do you go, Peter? That doesn't just disappear.
Yes, that is so.
You don't know anything.
Now, children,
I'm sure there are logical explanations
Maybe danny, thinking I can't,
Just try to deliver all the toys...
Save Christmas
Danny as a Santa's maid?
That will be the day.
Between him and uncle nick, the only thing they have ever...
Nick?
Nick Wrigley has my sleigh?
Gosh.
Oh, me, me, I am me. I!
That will never happen.
I mean, danny,
Why, he's a little naughty from time to time,
But nick wrigley can't be fixed Gosh. Oh dear.
I have to pull my sleigh back.
Hello! Albert!
Hello! Can you hear me?
Oh, of course he can't hear me.
This tool has been installed to the computer sleigh,
And the computer is on the sleigh,
And the sleigh is gone, and... oh!
Oh!
Oh wait.
Computers.
That's nick's uncle.
Kaitlin: What about computers?
Well, this year,
My sleeves are being run by a computer.
The deer is all flu And this computer is interrupted with my sleigh
And bring it down.
Maybe we can repeat the process
Um... do you know how to work this?
Oh, yes, I do.
Um, so what am I looking for?
All right a skull and crossbones,
And I pushed it into the container there
You destroy it, Santa.
Sorry. It's gone.
Oh dear.
Ok, I think.
There is a computer in the sleigh, right?
Right.
And maybe so too has a web address, right ?
Web address
You know, like, webs all over the world.
Like... like Santa Com or...
Oh yeah! Yes exactly.
SantaCom. Yes.
Unless the name is already registered
Many children send me their Christmas list in this new format
I feel very comfortable.
Here's the plan
Good. I hacked to the computer on the sleigh,
I override the flight-control program,
And I brought the puppy back
Like a trained pigeon post.
OK let's go.
Leave? Where?
To a computer shop
All computers in our home Too weak for this job,
But they have a new 2327 loum...... The most powerful desktop in the world
Great. Let's go.
Um, you know, you can drive right?
Of course I can.
Where did your parents park their sleigh?
Good. What we should do now
Kaitlin: Ok, until the lights.
Good and easy. Good and easy.
Right up to...
You don't have to stop
Continue, until the lights.
Get to the light.
You don't have to stop anymore.
Come on. Santa...
You will go You will go
No no! Turn right. Turn right.
Take the foot from the brake!
You're too fast Danny: Uhh. Darrin, darrin, darrin.
What can I say, friend?
You must pay attention to that anger,
But now won't make you anything that is less angry, so...
I wish I happy christmas
and chippendale sofa
Uncle nick Oh!
Hah. Yow! D!
Eh, how did you get here?
Well, I'm going up through the window above.
Oh.
Uh, wait a minute.
Eh, where is the darrin prize?
I have... I have a better idea Uh, well, haven't delivered it yet What have you been doing here for so long, then?
Oh, you mean, here?
Yes.
Yes, bathroom breaks.
You know, everything takes off and lands,
You know, only...
yes, alright, uh, here
Do you have a little bally?
Zap it
Alright. Get out of the way.
punching bag
Yes, yes, yes
Well, look, this kid, darrin,
School records say that he, um,
He has a fight,
And I think he can pound on this
Instead of other children,
You know, like, _ channeling his anger
In healthy exercise.
That's how cool, and, my dear.
Yes? Yes.
Road You only see the past all garbage on the surface
And see this person potential. Yes.
Some children need rest.
Children need a little extra attention,
A little extra thought.
Take me.
You know, when I am, I don't know, about your age,
What I have ever asked is one thing.
You know what it is
Hmm?
A custom-made, jimi hendrix-signed 6 string electric guitar
With an ebony fingerboard from the McCusack shop.
Ha ha ha.
Wowwww!
The most beautiful rock and roll guitar In the world.
Every year I will ask for it,
And every year, it's not under the tree.
I mean, it's not like that people can't afford it.
Your father has everything he once wanted
Set chemistry, telescope, microscope, macroscope.
After all, he's good,
And I'm naughty.
I mean, not naughty,
You know, only normal naughty types.
Ah.
And you know, If you're behind then,
Make a Christmas gift decision,
I might tour with rock now
Yes?
Oh yeah.
I'm good, man,
But with the right equipment, I can be great.
However,
Ready?
Yes.
What?
None.
I mean, you just...
You look rather thick.
Well that's how it is.
Cakes and milk, cake and milk, wherever we go
No wonder Santa has a serious problem.
Come on.
Yes, 1, 2, down
Christmas time will blow your mind
Because it's all good
Santa will search for you
if you are good
aw, yeah
Christmas time will blow your mind...
Kaitlin: Uh...
Santa, I don't think that is taking a shortcut is a good idea.
Why not?
Just a hunch.
Nonsense.
Excuse me, boy.
Santa: Will you move your vehicle I don't think they heard me.
I think they hear you, Santa.
God.
Kaitlin, what are you doing?
I think this child wants to talk.
Uh oh.
Okay, alright.
What do we have here?
Santa and his little elf.
Ha ha ha! Dear, no.
This is not an elf.
The actual elf is a shorter creature with pointed ears,
Naughty and disobedient,
But it's inherently good.
You tried to play the game with me, friend?
Do you want to play games?
Alright.
What?
Santa: is this some new games
I'm not aware?
Kaitlin: Yes, This is called "we in a big problem" game.
Oh dear. This is a naughty boy.
Yes they are.
Stop, boy!
Boys, boys
Come back here!
Santa! Not! Back! Not! Don't close the door!
Now, boy.
Boys, boys, boys
Tagger: Oh, big guy!
Hey, big guy, Come see what you get!
Second tagger: Look at the man.
Now, son, I don't want to there is a problem.
Sorry, friend, caused the problem what you got.
Now come on.
I don't want to have to do this, but...
Ohh, we're in trouble.
Tagger: Ha ha ha, you must be kidding, right?
Hahahaha!
Is this person real?
All right, Come on. Come see what you have, huh?
Come on, come on!
Like that, huh?
Come on, will you take a punch or something?
Come on, come on!
This person is real?
Hahahaha! Ha ha ha ha ha.
Now cut it.
Now take it!
Let's go!
This is it.
Kitchy-kitchy coo! Ha ha ha ha!
Alright, it's not funny, you know!
Alright, come on
Tagger: Come on, You can bring it, Get it!
Kotor-ootchy-ootchy!
Santa: do you give? Do you give?
I give, I give, I give, I give!
You're one of the strongest pursuers, man!
Ho ho ho ho ho.
I swear, you guys Tell anyone about this,
And you will deal with me!
And I'm not tickling!
You are fine, dog.
Yes, how do you want to join my crew?
Ho. That is very friendly to you,
But, uh, we have to go.
As I said, we have a business to do It should not drive around here, man
There are various kinds of from creeps running around, you know
Do you have a better idea?
Ho ho ho ho ho.
Thank you, pablo.
Now you boys check your stockings tomorrow
And see what Santa is carrying.
Tagger: Right on, Santa.
Ho ho ho ho ho.
Type of arrest. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Wow. Albert will like it
Peter: Come on, Santa.
You're late!
Eh, am I... Uh...
Many good things you do now.
I need you for the last rush this afternoon,
Not at closing time.
Don't think I'm not going to report this to your union representative Well, actually,
I'm more an independent contractor.
Next time I need a big guy with computer experience,
I'll put a pillow under my shirt
Kaitlin: Um, excuse me, sir, but can you show me
Where is the 2327 fax?
Now, go ahead and show him.
Hallway 2.
Oh, hey. Here's how.
Ugh.
Temps.
Danny: I understand a great idea.
Why don't we leave? for homeless people take refuge?
Pass some items there.
Homeless Shelter?
They don't have anything...
So, yes, we have to go there.
Right. I'm with you...
Or... Or... Hey, this is a great idea.
Why not us? only enlarges to vanderlip house
And spread some Christmas magic there
Well, there won't be be kids there
Only a bunch of adults
With fancy clothes and gems,
Have a party or something.
Yes.
They have more than they need.
Why do we want it? give them more?
Well, we won't do it.
But, you see, that... That's the idea, danny.
Listen, they might will have some kind of big party, right?
With caviar, roast beef, all the decorations
I think, yeah
So, here is where we lose the old fogi clause.
We turn on dinner. Ah ha ha ha
Yes, we let the rich see
What life really likes to change
While at the same time, Bring a little Christmas cheer
For the oppressed.
That's a great idea!
Man, you are a great saint.
I tried it.
This baby is an art state.
Loumax 2327s...
This is the most strong home computer ever conceived,
With 1.2 tetrabytes hardware
And a 6 gigahertz processor
And 512MB RAM.
Kaitlin, someone's coming.
Do something!
If they catch us, they will drive us away Hmm.
Peter: Excuse me sir.
Hey, are you all doing there?
None. I have to go to the bathroom.
So leave.
Can you take me
Hey, I'm not your father, little boy.
I think I'll have it To do it here, then.
No no. Not there What are you, nuts? Come on, I'll show you where
He creates distractions.
Large.
Good. That must be done.
Now, press the on and hope button.
Computers: This...
Good. Let's fight a sleigh.
Yes, life finally cut us bad boys breaks, yes, danny?
We might out above now...
Whoa! Easy easy. Hot soup
Ow.
Yes, surely will do this again next year
Yes. I was sure at the time,
Santa will return in control
You never know with a head injury
Yes, you and I might to take over this show
For years to come, my friend.
There is a big house.
Oh yeah.
Danny: ready?
Yes.
Let's bring him in.
Danny, it's easy. This is not a mountain spark.
But I didn't do it What?
I lost control.
There are other people steering wheel
Who is it ?!
Kaitlin: Oh! That must be them.
Ok, danny.
Let's show who is in the driver's seat.
Danny and nick: Whoa-oh-oh!
Aaah
Let me have it!
Danny: no, no, it won't work Both: Whoa!
Someone was hacked into our system
They fly our sleigh.
Whoa! What
What just happened?
Anyone who did this has succeeded.
Much more powerful than our computers.
Whoa!
Nick: What do we do now?
Hold! Great idea!
Ok, I know
I will enter the coordinate for my house Santa: You better hurry up.
Danny: Ok, here it is stupid idea
Nick: I'm listening.
We can...
Cut power off,
Then throw back quickly.
That will stop the signal,
But it can also also do some damage to the hard drive
Who cares about the hard drive?
That's our only choice. Let's do it now
Because we are right above the mansion Go.
Both: Aaaaaaah!
Don't you think it's about time we turned it on again ?!
I tried! I try!
Yes! Ah ha ha ha ha!
You did it Whoo-hoo!
Good. We are still falling, but not as fast as
Ok, easy, now. Easy.
Alright. I know. I got it.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Easy!
I understand, I understand. I'm an ace
Good. Well. We are safe
I almost lost my cake.
Can we? While the soup is still hot.
I can't believe I lost them.
I have it right in my hand.
You know, I think it's only possible That my sister might be smarter Instead of giving him a compliment for him.
No
That's it.
Your brother has stolen my sleigh
He's obviously cahoots with your uncle
He is on the naughty list For life.
But that's not fair.
You don't know Danny, Santa
He won't steal it. There must be a reason.
And I might call
For my old friend, Easter rabbit
The only way the young man will Get the egg in the basket
What if he put it himself?
Whoa.
Ohh, that's beautiful.
Hmm. Ooh.
What do we have here?
Junk.
You must be ashamed of yourself.
A little earlier
Oops!
Ohh, like Nicky.
Boop!
Roop-boop-do-do-be-doo do-do-de-doodly-doo
Hmm... Hmm... Ehh.
Oh. Yes yes
Good.
There is still something wrong with the ensemble Oh!
Of course. Necklace.
Allow me.
How did it happen there, big d?
Danny: good
Ha ha.
Me too!
It's still hot.
Blitzen holy
Vanderlip diamonds
Pour moi?
Ooh.
Oh-oh-oh.
Oh, this is a good Christmas.
Excuse me?
Sorry?
Mmwah. Oh!
Heh heh Mrs. Vanderlip.
Tsk, tsk. Naughty naughty.
Oh, this is so beautiful.
Uncle nick?
What are you doing?
I just blend.
I think there is something suspicious about your thick stomach
There are items there.
Goods? What items? Uhh!
That item.
Oh, this, heh.
Yes, uh...
Alright. I will be honest with you See,
I collect items for charity fundraising To help fight... Bad things.
Aaaaaah!
No!
Ohh!
You don't need to lie down anymore.
I mean, I'm not so crowded.
During the night all became one big and fat setup.
You cheated me so you can steal things.
No. Danny
Listen, just, uh...
This is the season of giving, isn't it?
Now, only... just think of it as... like them
Give to less luck, hmm?
Oh. Here.
Have stradivarius.
Come on, take it!
That's it.
Done.
Good.
You're right.
I promise, no more.
No, I mean you and me. Done.
For good
Come on.
Danny.
Heh heh heh.
This is your uncle.
Nick: Yo, d-man, where did you go?
D!
Whoa, danny!
Danny, danny, danny. Hold it.
Come on. Hey, hey.
Ok, ok Alright. You are right.
I'll equate with you, okay?
It's just that I already have it petty cash flow problem.
So... so this is only type of tide-me-over once in a lifetime.
I mean, I really don't want to make too much of this
Alright. Forgive me. Well?
Sorry I didn't tell you,
But, come on! What will you say?
I will say, "Don't do it."
See? That's my point
Good. Everything is good now.
where is it now?
Well, I will return home,
See if I can really help Santa.
Oh yeah. Yes.
Yes, right.
You can too.
You won't return with me, right?
No, I, uh, I... no.
No, I don't think it's a good idea.
Yes, that's what I thought.
But hey. We will be connected, okay?
I'll call you We will be connected.
OK? Heh heh
And, my dear Heh heh
Okay, friend?
Danny?
What?
Hey, we still have Monaco, not
What now?
I don't know Neither do I.
Looks like Christmas is over.
How about you How will you get home?
That's a good question.
It will take some find out,
Thank you for your naughty brother But the dance isn't naughty.
Not him.
Now, he is doing it good imitation
Ok, but what if he gives you returns you back
And said he was sorry?
Will you keep saving on your bad list
And call the rabbit?
Well, maybe not,
But it's not like that is too likely to happen, now, isn't it?
Aaaaah!
Wha...
I know you will be back.
Uhh, hey. Peter?
Danny,
Santa is really mad at you.
Yes, I have a feeling he might
Well, what do you have? to say it yourself now, danny
Uh...
Merry Christmas?
A screwdriver.
Screwdriver.
Soldering iron
Needle-nose pliers
Nose needles tang.
How are you?
I don't even know if you can fix this one, danny.
You really did it this time.
Spring wrenches
Santa?
I owe you an apology I'm sorry.
But I... I'm not trying to steal your sleigh I hope you trust me.
Frankly speaking, kid, I don't know what to believe anymore My uncle nick...
He... he not bad guy...
I guess.
I mean... he, uh...
He just got a a little above the head this time,
And... and then that's the way this.
He just, uh...
Scammer
Yes.
Not good.
Now, that's ball game, boy
There is no way this puppy will go anywhere else in the near future.
Your hard drive is really fried.
I consider it bad?
That's very bad.
And computer shops are closed all day tomorrow.
I can get you up early at first
One day on the 26th.
He will be fine.
Children recover. That's what they do.
Within a week he will forget about everything.
Hey.
I will send him a present.
Something big
Great...
Expensive...
Objects.
Ohhh.
Hey. Hey friend.
We see for 300 walnut roads
How far is it?
Let's go. It must be around here.
Get ready for this, Eliot.
At dinner time, boy.
Oh yeah!
Ho ho, holy smoke, almost.
Hahahaha!
Ohh...
300... Walnut street?
Hey, Santa.
Are you in?
ME...
Over the years,
And I never miss Christmas delivery until now.
But maybe this is the best.
Maybe that will make people good
To find out what it is like without santa
Maybe that is so appreciates Christmas more.
Appreciate me a little more.
Yes.
Maybe I'll just take it in a few years.
You don't mean that?
Why not?
All others It seems like they are thinking only themselves.
Maybe I'll do it surrender and join them!
Why, maybe I'll take this old carcass going to Florida,
Let rudolph rub sunscreen on my back,
While drinking an umbrella,
Listen to steel bands,
And let others do vacation heavy lifting.
Do you think chocolate will make me look thinner?
But there is no one else.
You are Santa
Don't worry, kid.
Santa is a little depressed.
This is one of those days.
Everything that can be wrong
Is it wrong.
300 walnuts way, bills!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Stop the car!
Stop... the bill! Bill!
And it's still wrong.
Bill! Bill!
Stepping on the brakes!
That's the last time I let you drive, charge.
I can't see anything
I don't care if you can't see anything
That's the last time I let you drive!
Get out of here! Let's go.
Ok, where is he? Yes, where is Nick Wrigley,
Lies, computer-hacking little thief?!
He is not here.
Don't give us runaround already!
We know he is here!
Oh yeah. We tracked it
With global satellite position.
And the GPS doesn't lie.
Gps 1162?
Bill: You understand, girl Well, he... He's still not here.
Ok, who are you people?
Nick is our uncle.
She's here, But now she's gone. Well?
So... just go ahead.
Listen!
We've been driving all night
We are very disappointed.
Bill lost contact lenses.
It is in my own head.
I suffer from migraine.
And eliot doesn't hurt anyone in more than 5 hours.
Now, we know he is there.
So good you produce nick wrigley this second...
Or we will enter and find it,
Even if we have to take this house separate the nail from the nail.
Shingle by shingle!
Limbs by limbs.
After you, Eliot.
Santa: Wait, now. Wait a minute.
I think that the destruction of this nice house
Will not solve your problem Now, in spirit Christmas...
Get out, old man.
Someone needs tickling.
Koochie-koochie-koochie koochie-koochie!
Tickie-tickie-tickie tickie-tickie-tick...
Eee...
Eh...
Ahem.
You're in trouble.
Nick: Leave them alone.
Harry: there he is!
Bill: Oh, Isn't that interesting?
Nick Wrigley comes to the neighborhood,
Bringing Christmas cheers.
Oh.
Kicks the car door.
Like Santa Suit, Nick.
Also a small bag gift. Funny, huh.
I hope for your sake There's a value now 30,000 dollars in your bag
Oh, I have a lot of things more valuable than that.
Hahahaha! That person!
But I can't give it to you.
Why not?
Well, first of all,
You boys are already very naughty Second, they...
Not mine to give.
Oh, I thought that was all mine for a while,
But, uh...
It's not worth what should I do surrender to save it,
I see...
All these beautiful things must return
To those who belong to them.
You'd better joke, wrigley.
No, no.
Eliot, he's yours Run away, uncle nick!
Don't worry, Peter.
This person won't hurt me.
And why didn't I hurt you?
Because, frankly, Eliot,
Deep inside,
You are just scared, A small, unhappy man Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yes.
And because I have this.
Ooh ha ha!
Ah ha ha That's it.
Ohh...
Uh oh.
Did I mention "small"?
Uh... Uh... Uh...
Mama.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Remember, he made a list!
Yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk.
Come here.
Hahahaha!
Peter!
Good work, nick.
Oh. Here.
Thank you.
Ho ho ho ho ho...
Santa: Ah, come here.
Very touching, you guys.
But this whole love fest
Not true solving our problem
What problem
The sleigh is broken.
You both jerked on-board computer
Oh, yes, right.
Yes.
What about hooking up one of our computers?
Good, but how long is an extension cable
Do you think you will need it to fly to the north pole?
What is a great laptop job?
Maybe.
Oh no.
No.
Not lappy
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Thank you kaitlin
Ho ho ho ho ho...
And, nick, thank you for lappy.
This has been very good first step
On a long road for rehabilitation
Wait. How long have I been...
Alright.
After all, it's time
You have something for Christmas In addition to milk and biscuits.
And I will take care from you back for you Unless, of course, You will care to join
And do it yourself?
Uh, Santa,
I apologize for that,
But, uh...
We need uncle nick here.
Because, uh, what is Christmas?
Without a family to celebrate with?
Well, in that case, I'd better go.
Now, remember,
You have to save this under your hat, okay?
Not a word to anyone.
Right?
Good.
You know, I'll go must reconsider
Overall this is a "naughty and good" tradition.
This is not black and white as I thought.
And I have you wrigleys Thank you for that
Well, Christmas.
Children: merry christmas
Nick: Merry Christmas, Santa
OK?
Give us a room!
Ooh. Oh.
Sorry.
Danny: Goodbye, Santa!
Kaitlin: See you, Santa.
Nick: goodbye
Kaitlin: Merry Christmas, Santa
Danny: Goodbye!
Nick: thank you, santa!
Peter: Merry Christmas, Santa
"Not stirred creatures,
Not even mice."
Wow, do I feel ridiculous?
for a moment.
I already have a big prize.
Mm
Uncle nick, this is Christmas!
This is the time for prizes.
Oh that's true. It's Christmas today.
Abby: Oh, happy christmas, nick
Merry Christmas.
Yes.
John: what time is it
Kaitlin: Daddy, this one for you Merry Christmas.
Oh, what is that? Gosh.
For me? Thank you.
I think you got it here.
Ooh! Thank you.
This is it.
Who is this?
Peter: That's for you Yes. This... this... That's for you.
Abby: That's pretty good.
"Merry Christmas, mother and father.
I owe you one gift."
That, uh...
That's very beautiful.
Danny: I... I don't know what you have to get
Yes...
I already told you what I wanted
Merry Christmas, danny
Danny: Merry Christmas for you You opened that one. I think you will like that.
Peter: Uncle nick, I found one for you.
For me?
Yes.
Good. Big.
Discard it
Uhh!
Wow, this is too big.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait there, friend.
Nick: Oh, wow.
This is my guitar.
Which of the McCusack music stores
Kaitlin: Oh, look, a card.
You forgot to read it.
"for my favorite bad boy.
" sorry for the delay,
"but it's better late than never.
Love, saint."
Oh.
Play that, uncle nick.
Yes. Yes, come on, play it.
Please?
John: come on, play it, nick.
All: Come on.
Peter: please
No, no You should not.
I have to sell this ax To pay off some of my debts.
Well, no will sell it today
So, come on, big rock star,
Let's see what you get.
Yes, come on. Children never hear you play
Come on everybody, Let's go. Come on!
To the couch
John: everyone on the couch.
Alright.
Peter: come on on the couch!
Oh! It was great.
John: yes
Abby: what
Ok, this, uh...
It's been a while because I've...
Oh come on. Rock and roll!
What
Alright!
Oh, is that a hot dog? What is a hot dog?
John: what
Abby: what Yes!
John: go, nick! Go, nick! Go, nick!
What
Danny: "This morning from Christmas,
The end of our story
Santa is taken All the items are back,
My uncle is not in jail.
Come without prices.
This is for your family,
Are you naughty or good.
So that's the end of our story.
Merry Christmas. = my roof he had a problem with the sleigh
so I gave him a boost
and the sled started flying
and this is what santa said
He said, "Hey, little boy, what do you need?"
santa I want everything, give it to me
he said, "what do you want
under your tree?
santa I want everything, give me