(# The Charlatans: The Only One I Know)
# The only thing I know
# Has come to take me away # The only thing I know
# Am I when he sewed me up?
# The only one I see
- # Has found pain inside me - (cheering)
- # The only thing I see - Football Football. Soccer. Soccer.
- # Has changed his tongue into me - Football Football. Soccer. Soccer.
DJ.
Football. Racer.
Football. Soccer.
Football!
There is only one small and small problem.
If someone watches, my game is a mess.
I play like the right muppet.
"Performance anxiety", written in this book
Something isn't right with me motor neuron.
I just call it cacking me pants.
I am a tiger I'm a serial killer.
I'm Mel Gibson at Lethal Weapon.
I'm a terminator I... I...
I am nobody.
# Everyone
# Has been burned before
# Everyone knows the pain... #
Jimmy!
Hey, Jimmy, come and see this.
(dog skin)
Hey! Look!
Alright, right there, kid?
This is my new friend, Johnny. Johnny, this is our Jimmy.
Mam. With a new boyfriend.
A nugget A total gold nugget.
Tell me you don't like it.
Tell me. You bleed hate bicycle
- So what do you think? - You hate bikes
I never said that.
I am not
Original this article. Harley-Davidson.
Eight thousand will be charged. Adjusted.
Jimmy entered football.
Me too!
Look, Jamie! Man on!
- (moans) - (Mam) Johnny! Be careful.
Golazzo!
- What? - Johnny, he's just a kid.
She's fine. Are you okay, aren't you, Jamie?
Sorry, Love. Don't know I own strength.
I can teach him some kung fu. Take him to the dojo.
Make him the right little bean. You will like it, right? Eh?
(inhale in)
(exhale)
(growling)
The tiger.
Alright. How about this?
(inhale)
(exhales noisily)
Orangutan
Oo-oo-oo!
- Oo-oo-oo! - (giggling)
- What about the cup of tea that you promised? - Oh, yes.
We go inside, love, for a cup of tea, Alright?
(Johnny) You definitely want to continue playing for a little, don't you, Jamie?
Do you want your ball? Good shot.
Now, then.
That's it. Your Chakra is here, right?
Do you feel it?
(Laughter) Yes.
- I think I can. - Oh, this is very tense
I think you have a little energy needs to be released
- (laughs) - (closing doors)
(Mam) Jimmy. Come on in love.
Johnny's just, erm...
- (chuckles) He just left. - Eh? What am I
Oh, yes, right. I got you - See you later. - Yeah.
He's a good guy. He makes me laugh.
Give us ug.
That's better.
(Johnny outside) Hey! What is it all... Ohh!
Oh, no, it's not a Night Rider, right? Ohhh!
(boy) Danny! Wait, Danny.
Become a fan of the City in the heart of the forest Man U...
... puts me on the list of endangered species here at Greenock High School.
United!
Meet Psycho, class-A nutter. Noo's problem with his motor neurons.
Gordon Burley. Gordon Burley is beautiful. That's what all girls call him.
I call him whatever is needed to avoid kicking a good one.
Dirty!
Look at him.
- Alright, Wirral. How are you, friend? - Okay, thank you.
That's not what we heard.
Dad said the governor had got it their eyes went out to another PE teacher.
- (Psycho) You're done - Yeah, you have fun, Mr. Wirral.
Remember, smile and the whole world smiles with you.
But fart and you yourself.
(laughter)
So who is the new girl?
It's a bit weird, But it's kind of amazing too.
Whoa! He smiled at me!
My day is finished Jimmy Grimble What a pleasant surprise Miss you on the way in. How are you, city boy?
- Much better without kicking you off - Get him!
(Freestylers: Feel Panic) # Pow, pow! Feel panic, feel panic
# Feel panic
# Pow, pow! Feel panic
# Pow, pow! Feel panic, feel panic
# Feel panic
# Pow, pow! Feel panic
# Feel panic
There is no way out now.
Alright, Grimble?
Alright
# Feel panic #
The bag looks like it can be done by washing, buddy.
Get him! Get him!
Seeing! There he is.
Seeing!
How do you like it, eh, Grimble?
Muppet! See you again.
- (laughs) - you are muppet
- Blue, eh? - Eh, yes
Well, if your motorbike is a neuron all tilts like me...
... You have to reduce the odds a little, no?
Bingo. Noobody here, only me and goalpost
Oh, except for The Cat, of course.
Cat: Casper Higgins.
Integrated pair of hands in Manchester...
... especially if there is a wallet lying around.
Elvis. Midfielder...
... and 40-a-day smokers.
A fully mastered man (!)
(peddling, spitting)
You're a little shite Try something like that with that notification again...
... and you... - Looking for. Wirral.
You will die - Then, Grimble. - (Wirral) Right, six sides.
Six sides? I am on a bloody team.
You don't have to be Einstein to do it.
Well, sub at least. And it's worth it Get full attention from gob every day.
What will we get this sports center built?
Other events Autumn is fair possible.
We collected almost 2,000 in the last one.
- More than that, I'm afraid. - How many?
- 90,000. - (doorknob rattles)
Hey!
I start ringing, but angels are hard to find.
Hello! What's the problem wi... Who is there
Hello!
What do you want? I'm in a meeting.
See? Blank.
empty blooded
Aglow with the trophy in my day. You know, aglow with trophies.
We won the Manchester School Cup.
Well, we almost won, aren't we, Sniveller?
Manchester School Cup, lost in the final. But that put me on trial with Crewe Alex.
Crewe Alex-bleed-andra.
- This afternoon, Sniveller called me. - (whispering) will you stop
"Is one of those garbage trucks? of your fees?"
I said, "I don't know, why? About 100,000. What do you want to know?" And what do you say?
What? Alright, I say "Maybe you can renew one less this year."
Funny funny, huh? Funny funny
But that makes me think.
How do I run my business? Eh?
How do I save this young man? shoveling shite all day?
Carrots.
Carrots, sticks, carrots, sticks, carrots.
So this is a big carrot bleeding for you.
Going to the final of the School Cup and I will not only give you a few thousand...
... I'll give you a lot.
All blood bleeds.
90 grand. How about that?
So, uh... what is the stick?
There is no stick Downer about Cantik is that Plonker can play soccer.
He really can.
Come on, come on.
I'm Mel Gibson at Lethal Weapon, I'm a terminator, I'm... me...
... I'm dead (grunting)
- Yes! - (whistle blows) Prohibited.
Piss off, Wirral, There is nothing wrong with that goal.
- What did you say? - You hear.
After all, what do we all play? for a six-a-side poxy?
There are only twelve of us. We are all on the team, right?
Not all of you And I don't have a player with your attitude
Alright, I'll send you. Lower the field.
- Make me. - get off the field!
- Make me! - Do you want to go to the principal?
- Are you? - Not disturbed, Wirral.
Right.
- (spitting) Wazzock - (laughs)
- Close, Grimble. - I didn't say anything
It's worth it at the end, isn't it, Burley, eh?
What did you do?
I bloody told him, Stand on the little bastard.
I said "You, you are not on my team." And what do you know? It feels really good.
- What? - (doorknob rattles)
Back to the team, me. Cheers, sir.
Michael Owen is new, this, you know. Owen is new.
Good night, Sniveller.
What do you want for your tea, kid? We will get something on the way home.
He is our best player. We all have To be practical lately, Eric.
- Wreckingham - Wreckingham? Walk in the park.
(Laughter) More than running in the park with Rottweilers.
# Blue moon, you see me standing alone
# Without dreams in my heart
- # Blue... - (one person clapping)
- What's your name? - Jimmy.
- Jimmy what? - Jimmy Grimble
Nice clothes, Jimmy. That's great.
(laugh)
No, 4D. Not B. D.
D for...
... friggin 'disaster - (phone rings)
- Mam, guess what! - (man on the radio)... disaster from here
- Mam! - Oi, you hear, Donna?
- I told you ten minutes five minutes ago. - Jimmy! Buddy. Nice to meet you, kid.
Listen, your mother will help us out on the night shift
Yes. You go home, baby
So, er... go and get yourself some chips, huh?
- It's 1.50 with drinks. - (chuckles)
Upset.
- I just want to... - No, I already told you
I just said that you are under from the road, so you should hurry up.
(man on the radio) okay, I'm leaving! Then I'll go in half an hour, okay?
Alright.
- (phone rings) - Are you okay?
- Oh yeah. - Night owls
(chat and laughter)
- Grimble! Very good - Yeah, I like to pee.
- Come here! - Come on, get him, Gordon!
Don't let him go!
Keep holding him!
Get him!
Where is he?
(voice)
- Here! Come on. - She's here, back here
Go, come on! He goes! He goes!
Below here.
Where are you, knobhead
- Come on. - (beautiful) Jimmy! Jimmy!
Get out! Get out, wherever you are.
(Gorgeous keeps talking above)
(Beautiful) Psycho, come here. Look at this.
- Jimmy, I know you are here. - (footprints)
(sound fades)
I'd better go, but thank you for your help (clattering)
(thunder)
(audience cheers)
I've been thinking.
You're the only one It's already playing outside, isn't it?
Little witch is right with the ball.
- Sometimes. - Sometimes?
I have read this book. This is my motor neuron, they are too active.
Oh.
That's it, isn't it?
You'd better have it.
It's okay, I have a pair, thank you.
Not like that.
That's special.
How is that? Are they magic or something?
Magic?
Magic shoes Brilliant.
Just what I need
I just want to know Both of you are fine, that's all.
Alright, I'm fine.
Harry. I'm a former mam.
# Bulan Biru
# You see me standing alone # Without a dream in my heart...
Working in a move. He must have brought me mam's heart away.
# Without my own love
He has a smile like that which can make someone do anything...
... even supports Man City. - # Bulan Biru...
- Program! Official program - Hiya, Bob
Who is that? Harry? That's it, friend.
- No, I need these two days. - Oh. That's it, friend.
Applause. You know, Bob here hasn't missed a match in 40 years.
And have never seen their score!
- Adi. - Program!
(audience cheers)
And suddenly appeared before me # The only one my arm will hold
# I heard someone whispering "Please my dear"
# And when I saw the Moon turned into gold
- # Bulan Biru - I think blue will be your color.
- # You caught me on my own - continue
Listen, I won't tell him that you asked for it.
- # Without a dream in my heart... - I will tell him that you begged for it!
He cares about me and I'm mam.
He really did it. There is only one problem.
# Noow I am no longer alone...
He is married.
Kath.
- Bastard! - # Without love from myself #
We're fine, so you can go back to your wife, right?
Donna...
You haven't found someone else, isn't it?
What if I have one? Are you not jealous, Harry?
No.
(sighs)
Jimmy. Alright, kid?
What season, huh?
- Have you gone a lot? - No, I'm late Jimmy...
Yes?
Only that...
There isn't just...
Sorry again or something?
No...
Ooh, it's a vampire.
Hearing we got a vampire moved.
You are a vampire, right?
me? No, I'm a pugilist.
Oh yeah? What does the pugilist do? Flying around biting people?
No, I think I can show it to you if you want.
Oh yeah? Go away then.
Argh!
Do you want some too?
(sobbing)
I'm in love.
Love with a... pugilist.
I don't even know what that is.
See who it is See who it is
We start. First round: Wreckingham. Sub: J Grimble.
Something Gordon doesn't look is too chuffed about.
Sub, eh, Grimble?
Have him!
What's wrong, Grimble?
- Let's see what's here, then. - Oh, go away!
- Oh, not my shoes. - Nice boots, Jimmy.
You know what I say about boots.
There are no boots... no glory.
What is a shot
Lift your lips from the floor, Grimble.
(cheering)
- 'Bout time - Get out of my way
- Ready? I will come after my meeting. - Right, Sniveller.
- Where do we go, Duke of York? - Ken! Not in front of the youth.
Oh, right, sorry It's okay, We're back far away, me and Sniveller.
(laughter)
Yes!
Lee, come on. Get seven seats down, you fat fat.
- Where is Jimmy? - Ah, that is a big tragedy, namely sir.
The poor boy lost his boots.
- Come on, Eric, what's the detention? - There is no sub.
- So you play short, right?
Take care of the team on his toes. That is something I learned in Crewe.
Yes. We have real pros here, Eric.
There is no sub against Wreckingham, eh?
Alright (!)
(engine splutters)
- it's bad luck. - (groans)
This is Grimble, lads.
(cheering)
Sad bastard
- Where did you get this, Jim? Skip - Yeah. Now can I have it?
- Look at their situation. - They are antique!
- Oh! Bloody boots upset me! - (laugh)
Cruel!
What are you smiling at?
Crying, Freddy Krueger has a nightmare about your mother
(laughter)
Wreckingham, youth
- (Beautiful) # Oh, Manchester - (all) # Oh, Manchester
- (Beautiful) # Very beautiful - (all) # Very beautiful
(all) # Oh, Manchester is amazing
# Full of chips, pies and sauces # Oh, Manchester is incredible #
Extinguish.
- Just take it out! - just finished.
Right, uh...
Brick, Crane: defense.
Crane, I want you to come for free kicks and corners, okay?
Just stretch it, sir.
Psycho: sweeper
- Elvis: striker - What ?!
- I'm a striker here, friend. - Ah, come on, I need Beckham.
Beckham, well.
- Yorkie, me - Guess what? Black Yorkie.
(laughter)
Okay, but I'm not Beckham All the time I have blonde hair.
After all, he is slaphead now.
- (laughs) - Is this a hair clinic or soccer team?
Listen, I don't mind Gazza.
Yeah, alright. Gazza is in midfield. Sorted.
But whatever, I'm a striker. OK?
Trouble with you...
... you have no nonsense
- Sort, young man - Come on, boy, let's lower Wreckingham!
(shouting)
Wreckingham by name, Wreckingham by nature.
A place like that which makes you happy to be sub.
Acting!
(shouting)
Lasts! Come on, beautiful!
- And beautiful, yeah... Oh, yes, goal! - Yes!
Bang! Bet you're glad you never placed me midfielder now, eh, Wirral?
Yes!
Noot is good at scoring goals against Wreckingham, Beautiful
# When two tribes go to war Point is all you can value
# Score no more, no more goals
# When two tribes go to war Point is all you can value
(whistle)
# When two tribes go to war Point is all you can value
- What are you? - Yellow card!
# Points are all you can value
Works for black gas
Come on, boy, take him!
- # Ow, ow, ow - (whistle)
# Ow ow
# When two tribes go to war Point is all you can value
# Score no more, no more goals
# When two tribes go to war Point is all you can value
- Works for black gas - Wake up! Wake up, kid!
(whistle)
Still, 1-0 on 'alf...
... and the worst thing that happened So far I was a bit cold.
Good half, young man. Half good
Right, just calm down now. Let's have more of the same thing, huh?
- (thud) - Ah! Stop!
Hey, is this a Gladiator or soccer?
- What are you Who is here? - Eh?
Back, friend.
So, let's go. Come on, let's go.
All right, you managed to catch me I didn't give a bullshit Are you happy now?
- (whistle) - Come on, kids.
(shouting)
Second half Time for Wreckingham comeback.
- Head on it! - Exit!
(whistle)
What?
- Ref, ref, you can't do that! - Rebound from ref.
- You know the rules, son. - Ref, you're from your head Purpose, sir.
Very good
Not us. Ref.
(whistle)
(shouting)
(whistle)
Ref!
- Aargh! - Oooh
(groans)
(whistle)
What did you say? about bullshit, kid?
Go and get a shower.
Right... you are in
- What? - He left, you at
What a debut.
Jimmy Grimble versus psychopath.
Jimmy Grimble, the last line of defense.
Jimmy Grimble...
... hit the pants.
(# Two tribes continue)
(cell phone rings)
# Ow, ow, ow
# Ow ow
# Let's go... #
Come on, Jimmy!
Get him!
I'm dead. I am dead. I am dead.
Oh, bullshit for that
(wind whistle)
Yeeee!
- (whistle) - (cheering)
Cruel!
(singing) 2-1! 2-1!
Missus, you there This is me, Jimmy.
You scored, right?
Eh... Yes, that's right.
It feels like one shot, whack, right behind the net.
From miles.
- Should you see it? - Wish I had
You have to ask me next time.
(chuckles) Just kidding.
I told you you'd be fine in their shoes.
Yes.
Listening to...
... there's nothing special about them there
That is someone who owns them, isn't it?
- Yes. - He plays for someone, doesn't he?
He did.
So who does he play?
City.
Man City?
Never.
What's the name
Robbie.
Robbie Brewer.
(mouth)
Peter Barnes, Colin Bell...
... Tommy Booth...
Everything is there, but there's no Robbie Brewer.
(door bell)
Alright, Jamie. Give us' and.
- did you move? - That's right, I'm your new father Keep your mitt from this, cos they're expensive right?
You and me, best friends, right?
Is he talking to me or aftershave?
Hear this.
Oh. Think I'm a few short pieces wear it, right?
No. Bring the courage to use something as stupid as that.
Thank you.
So, erm... do you like soccer?
No.
- Not even a Premiership? - Not.
- What about the Champions League? - Not.
- You must like the World Cup. - Not!
So what do you like?
Are you sure you want to know?
Paid boxers. Here's how, that's how they usually call boxers.
Died in the ring, he did it. Age is only 21 years old.
Why did you come here?
I mean...
... everyone... is dead
And what?
You can learn all kinds of items. Come on, I'll show it to you.
(birds singing)
He rises like a rocket.
Banging his neck.
They sometimes have whirlwinds there.
Have you ever thought? How are you going to go
Actually I don't.
- You don't think I'm barking, right? - I? No, of course not.
Anyway... I'm the one with the magic shoes.
Bet You don't like to step on cracks when you're small
Still not.
So... these boots. Who are they?
Robbie Brewer. I tried to find it.
Robbie Brewer?
I know Robbie Brewer.
- Here it is, Robbie Brewer. - No, it can't be him.
Robbie Brewer, He used to play for City.
He plays for City? Well, what do they say on the ground?
Of course! I'm an idiot, right?
- What are you doing today? - Will watch Star Trek, right?
- The Klingons get it with great style. - Not you.
- I have to go to Maine Road. - What, see they're losers playing?
Yes. And you can bring it.
- (sighs) me? - Yeah, yeah
Oh, right Is that 50?
- See you later. - city!
(growling)
Ow!
(man) Come on, you blues!
- Fancy a bevvy? - We will be late.
Hurry up.
- But I need to ask something in the shop. - Do you want Coke?
In your own time, please, love.
- Aargh! - I'll take it
And if I don't have the rest next week, I'll ride a motorbike.
- So why aren't you kung-fu him? - Well, you can't, right?
I must have killed him.
Do you have more money?
(sighs) Come on.
(man) soldier Joe Blue and white Joe Royle!
(sighs)
Program!
official program
- Hiya, Bob - Harry Hey, these two days?
No, only one. See you later.
Program!
- Eric? - (toilet flushes)
Eric?
Second round, we play Northmoor.
- Northmoor. - Win trophies several times, right?
- Yeah, seven. - A little like playing Brazil, right?
Yes.
Come on, Eric. You're thinking of walls, right?
Bar, actually.
Jimmy. Did you find out that Robbie Brewer?
No, but I'm thinking about it going to Maine Road now...
... You know, see what I can find. - Oh, right
Erm... Well, I didn't do anything If you... if you want me to come.
Sure. Would you? That will be great.
- Let's go. - No, let's stay
All right, Jimmy.
Don't know you two little muppets pulling tongue
So, right, Jim? You and the prostitute
Yes, there he is. Innit?
Will you be with him, Jimmy? You are a sad little mouse kid Don't ignore me, Jim.
You are too bad to get a bird. Look at your situation.
(Beautiful) Eww!
- Have a license for that, or what? - (Melanie giggles)
So, right, Jim?
Are you both really weird items?
Wait until I tell the young man about this one, Romeo.
So, Jimmy, are you in love, or what?
- No. - Thought not
(Melanie chuckles)
You're a little muppet Excuse me. I tried to find out someone who used to play for City.
I'm not the one you want to ask. I only work here
Man U until I die, me.
Hey! There are friends. Look at the house above there, number 70? Ask him, he will know.
Thank you.
Jimmy.
Sorry, sir, I have to er... I must have the wrong house.
Speaking there says there is Someone here knows everything about City.
Yes, there is.
Can I talk to him?
You talk to him.
- There may be Coke or the like. - thank you
I see...
... what can I do for you?
Robbie Brewer. He never played for City, right?
Robbie Brewer?
No, never heard of him.
What are you?
Yes, it's me.
You are on the City strip.
That's what I used to play for them.
They and some others.
Stalybridge Celtic, as it happened.
- You play for the city - Two years. Attackers
Are you a striker?
12 goals in my debut season. Got a trick against United.
- not bad, eh - Not bad ?!
What happened?
Ah, that didn't work.
- Why don't you say something at school? - not
- People will listen to you later. - "Listen to you at that time"?
What, you think it's all about inspiring people, right?
No
You have to study.
Children like Gordon Burley...
... they don't want to study, right?
They don't want to learn anything.
I understand. So we all have to suffer because of him?
As usual, then.
There is more to life than soccer, do you know?
Oh, what do you want me to say?
That everything else is as good as that?
Of course not.
What is the truth once you've done it something like that...
... sunlight is needed from everything...
... put everything in the shade.
Thank you, sir.
Final for the School Cup, they always play there, right?
Yes.
Don't you want someone else? To have what you have?
Second round: Noorthmoor.
Look at that! What expectations do we have a lot of chancers?
We will finish.
It looks more like a castle than a school.
Alright, guys, get together.
A difficult game today. Good team, this.
Here it is, next Ryan Giggs.
- Are you okay, Giggsy? - Alright, Father.
A difficult game today, lads. Good team, this one.
Yeah, what if you let Ken give you the spirit to talk?
He's pro and we need all the help we can get with them, eh?
- Sod is - (boy) ooooh!
- Eric... - Someone chose the dummy up.
- Alright, close your deadbolt. - Eric, he is very generous.
Pin your lugholes back, I will give You benefit from my experience now.
The simple tactic of Ken Burley.
Give Gordon blood! Give Gordon to bleed, come on!
For Gordon What's with you Come on!
Give to Gordon!
Come on!
Get out! Removing! What's up with you
Right, come on... Pull it up, pull it up!
Lasts. To the right, Gordon!
Give him! Come on, give Gordon blood!
No! Oh, ah...
Don't you listen to anything I say? Alright, just keep going.
Give to Gordon! Come on now, drag it up! Forget it!
Oh, kid, come on! What's up with you
Hey, mark up, mark up! Come on!
Come on, kid, together. Right!
Oh, aren't you listening to anything?
Come on!
(groans)
You have to give it to Gordon!
I used to play in shoes like that.
Keeper for United.
- Ever played City? - yes, once
Don't try smart with me. When I say get rid of it, get rid of it!
- Eric Wirral Remember me? - I did it, huh
Pete Drake. You scored a hat trick against me in '79, remember?
- I remember. - City's answer to George Best.
- He's as good as he gets, here he is. - Hey! I'm a pro too, you know.
- Oh huh? - Crewe Alex
- Oh. - (boys laugh)
So what are you doing here, Eric? Have your child played?
- No, uh... - He's our coach (Drake) Oh? I think he's your coach.
- No more. - (boy) Yeah.
Yes it's true.
(# Rose Stone: Waterfall)
Psycho, cover up, kid, shut up!
- # Chimes sings Sunday morning - Come on, Gordon!
# Today he was sworn
- Good deal, kid. Good coping. - # Stealing what he never had
- # And racing from this hole he called home - for Jimmy On the wing to Jimmy!
# Noow you are at the helm
# What do you say about it?
- cross Cross - # So it's good to equalize
# To lift your eyes close - (whistle) - (cheering)
# As miles, they disappear
- Played well, kid. - # see the ground starts to clear
- Free from dirt and garbage - Played well, Jimmy, kid!
# This American satellite wins
# He will continue through all that
# She's a waterfall
# He will continue through all that
# She's a waterfall
(Wirral) Take a shot, Jimmy!
- (cheering) - # see pine pine
- # Hill as old as time - Yes, Jimmy!
Immediately to be tested
- # To be whipped by the wind... # - Hey, Jimmy
You will never know why a guy recognizes me, doesn't he?
No
When you beat Brazil from Noorth...
... the rest sailing
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
- # We continue to get stronger... - Rodale
Pants! They sneaked into extra people in the first round...
... but we still look after it.
Score cricket
It seems we have waited too long # For some good times to come
# And even though it's not someone's fault but ours
# This doesn't help it They also dragged us down
Gainsborough. Yes! I'm the first hat trick # We continue to be stronger, stronger
Luke St.
Who is Saint?
Cat raises the judge's credit card.
And Psycho gets a red card for waving his penis in ref.
# I am getting stronger every day
So here we go, goes to the semifinals.
And I want to make it sound loud, but with boots on my feet...
... I can't miss anything.
Well, there's almost nothing.
# Well, I can't wait any longer
# I keep moving, getting stronger
Look, look further from tomorrow
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
# We keep getting stronger, stronger... #
'Ere, Jimmy, consider them your boots Can we make love to Melanie Morrison?
It will take more than these boots to get him near the ugly tosser like you.
You're a little arrogant!
(engine splutters)
(Psycho) Oh, smart. This nice little motorbike, right?
(engine is on)
(last machine catches stalls)
(engine is on)
Jimmy?
Are you okay, kid?
OK?
(# piano playing carelessly)
So how do you two get to know each other, then?
- We used to play football together. - He was dating me mam.
Wirral used to play for City.
Eric Wirral?
- Yeah. - bloody hell Eric Wirral
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Bloody hell
(telephone ringing)
Night owls
30 minutes, huh?
All right, honey See you later.
Very good, children.
Thank you, sir.
- Listen, uh, thanks for the elevator. - Sound.
Listen, I just want to say it I was in that match...
... and it never looks like that what they say
Yes.
- Thank you for the elevator - See you later.
- See you later, Jimmy - Yeah, see you, sir.
(groans)
(panting)
Colin!
- Colin, get out of me Let me go - I've seen you staring at me
No no. This is it
(telephone ringing)
Harry...
Take me out of here.
I'll take you.
We will be fine.
- To be honest, I'll be fine - I know.
Thank you - Are you okay? - Yeah.
Yes, we are fine.
I miss you.
Aye aye.
What happened here, then, eh?
None. Just give him a ride home.
Good. Piss is off now, isn't it?
Johnny!
No, you're fine, Donna. I go.
- So where did he drive you up? - what's that for you
- Nobody talks to you - Oh stop it!
Hey, hey.
Easy.
- He had a hard time. - Your way. I'm done with you.
- Now listen... - No, you hear Who are you?
I... I'm just an old friend
Oh, I know you You're a good person that's cheating on his wife.
Okay, I'll tell you something, friend. This is family now, my family.
- Your family? - Yeah, my family I am the one who keeps the big smile on his face.
That's my fiance.
What do you mean by that?
Course
- I don't want you to marry him - Jimmy...
- Yeah, well, I don't. - Listen, I haven't made up my mind.
It's nice to be asked, you know?
(whispering) Hey.
OK?
... Robbie Brewer, which turns out to be where there is no footballer...
... and Sara, still giving me a red card...
... leaving one thing to expect:
... semifinal
- Come to the semifinals? - I can't come on Saturday
Besides that, I don't... don't like soccer.
Why, do you think we have a chance?
(sighs) I don't know.
But, uh... maybe you should continue to try if you really want something Isn't that so
(# EMF: can't be trusted)
And I say, these boots: luck, magic, or what?
I can't do anything without them.
(cheering)
# You cannot be trusted
(groaning)
(encouragement shout)
Hey, what is he doing now?
- Argh! - (both laugh)
Scouts United
They always appear around now.
So what do you think about the young man in front?
What, your child, do you mean? Good...
Actually, he's not too bad, but...
... that arrogant young man...
... he really has something about him
Even so, I received little attention in a number of seasons.
Hah!
Come on!
# You don't believe #
2- 0, and for the second time in history...
... Greenock passes to the final at Maine Road.
And there is only one person who really knows what it means to me to play there
(door open)
What are you sitting in the dark for
You still see him, don't you?
Yes, right.
Very.
What do you mean?
This doesn't work, right?
No.
(sobbing) no.
Yes, right.
Come on.
(laughter)
# I am Venus You, I am your fire That is your wish # God is at the top of the mountain
- # Burning like silver fire... - (Donna) Er...
Oh, Jimbo, sorry. It's just that, I can't go in there, right?
Be like a red cloth to a bull.
Jimmy! Jimmy!
Listen, I'm sorry, love, but...
... You know, you can make a lot of money sell this item
- (laughs) - What's up, baby
How did you get away?
Oh, Jimmy...
Everyone says there is no Robbie Brewer.
They do it... are they?
We lost touch.
In the past.
Why?
He thinks I lied to him.
And have you ever
Yes.
He... has this disease...
... and... if he really... knows...
... what is it, he will be anxious and worried...
... and... it will make it worse.
So I saved it from him.
Because...
... I think...
... sometimes, sometimes...
... it's better to tell someone... white lie...
... than the truth
Do you know, Jimmy?
And I nodded.
But I don't really know.
Listen, I've been thinking.
Why don't you come and see me playing tomorrow, at Maine Road?
What does your friend say?
Oh.
Now, you only need to hide if we see anyone Poor. Too bad, er...
Snow.
Heaters.
OK?
Jimmy... wait a minute.
Mam...
... I love you. - (laugh)
Yes I know.
Come on, piss off.
Jimmy?
I love you too, you know.
See you there, Mam.
Sara?
- What are you planning? - There is no.
I think I'll go to Maine Road later.
- Do you think you don't like soccer? - Maybe I should try it first.
Stop!
There is someone there!
There is an old woman there.
- Stop! - Here, kid, come back! Where are you going?
There is an old woman there! Stop!
(man) What do you think is bleeding? You are playing, you idiot? Come here.
# Do you believe
# Do you believe that the world turned around?
# Do you believe
# That your feet stand tall?
# Do you believe?
# Do you think that you are telling the truth? #
(public address) Very good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to Maine Road...
... for today's big match, the Manchester School Cup final.
Although it might not be a capacity crowd for Man City...
... we are more than happy to open ourselves main blocks block G and H...
... for family and friends from these two teams...
... Greenock High School and Huntingdon Comprehensive.
- Grimble! - (applause)
What's the point? He died.
The old woman who gave me boots...
... shoes that make me play Like my feet on fire.
Dead.
You know, I think I'll take the bus.
You don't like bicycles, do you?
Not much.
See you there.
Hiya.
You don't go to Maine Road, do you?
Yes.
Right.
Let's buy a helmet.
Sensei.
See how I focus my energy...
... into my fingertips?
(chuckles)
No.
I think you can
I've been thinking. 90,000 is a lot of money.
For God's sake, Ken, you agree. All we have to do is reach the final.
- Win the final, I say - No, no.
You said as long as we did it like you have.
- We did it. - You don't
We did it! Look, Sniveller, the point If you want my money, you do what I say.
Understand
What happened to the carrot, Ken?
I've eaten it.
Alright, come on, kids. Ah, Lee, don't take your clothes.
Restore your shirt
Eric, can I talk for a while?
All of this is nonsense about these boots.
Eh?
Superstition today, is not healthy
Come on, have you ever walked on the road fear of stepping on cracks?
No, actually it's not.
You know, a long time ago...
... I stand in this tunnel will go there
And I say, there isn't much in the world to beat that And you want me to rob someone of it?
Do you want me to break the child's heart?
For what? For school?
Or so when Burley's child comes out in front of from some scouts, there is no competition?
Come on, Eric, let's be practical. We need the sports center.
This is not for me, this is for them.
- Shades of gray, remember? - Some things are only black and white.
Now, you want Jimmy to leave, You come and tell him yourself.
Tell him.
All right, then, Jimmy... You're on the bench today.
- Have you lost your marbles? - What did you say?
I said you were from your head?
More lips from you and you will also be there.
I think, man, cos if he doesn't play, I don't play either.
Alright, Jim?
or me.
You can put me on the bench and all.
Count me too.
Yes, and me.
It looks like this will happen an interesting match
Are you okay, Sniveller?
- do you get everything sorted? - Will you stop calling me that?
Alright, keep on your hair.
However, it's not sorted. Not what you want.
I almost forgot. This is my school, my school...
... and nobody told me how to run my school
I have my team in the Manchester Cup final...
... and having a new sports hall won't be that good
- (boy) Come on, Greenock! - Yeah. Come on, Greenock!
(cheers)
(public address)... number 6: Lee Wright, number 7: Matthew Ahmed...
... number 8: Sean Delaney...
... number 9: Gordon Burley, number 10: Jimmy Grimble...
Right... who made me boot?
Are you okay?
- Where are they? - What?
Where are the boots?
- What shoes? - Where are the boots?
- What is your size? - Seven.
Thank you.
Ah, this is top.
Try them.
- How much? - 99.99
No, I can't. I can not do it.
I can't.
Welcome back, motor neurones.
Jimmy.
Listen, there's something I want to tell you. Erm...
(Wirral) Sorry.
Johnny won't stay with us again.
Noo. You don't understand, do you?
I lost it, like before.
Missing the old woman, losing my boots...
... I lost Harry
You can't even find Robbie Brewer.
And even if you want to give two dogs encouragement...
... I will only lose you to someone else I don't want to
- Let's have this, Greenock! - Come on, we can defeat these scallies!
Good short passes.
We will defeat this bunch of muppets!
Let's get stuck. This is what we are playing.
I'm a tiger, I'm a serial killer, I'm Mel Gibson at Lethal Weapon...
... I'm a terminator, I'm a tiger...
... I'm a serial killer. - Come on!
- Let's go. - Come on, Greenock
Souvenir program
- Souvenir program! - Hiya, Bob
- How are you? - Alright, friend. I thought you were here
Yeah, voice
Souvenir program
I just thought I would, uh... Come and watch kids play.
- You don't mind, right? - You don't give up, do you?
No.
Where is he?
This is over.
Since when?
Since you first met you.
You will be fine, Jimmy, kid. Just playing your normal game.
(public address) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome...
... Huntingdon Comprehensive and Greenock High School!
(cheering and whistling)
(lots of songs) Greenock! Greenock! Greenock!
Come on, Greenock!
(whistle)
Let him go!
- (groans) - Oh!
- What is that? - sorry
(man) Come on, kid.
Take it out!
(man) Play up now, come on!
The biggest day I live.
Every pass, it's closed.
Every ball, loose.
Can't handle, can't shoot.
I cacked Cack, like before.
Come on, Gordon!
# I want that now
# Noot promise from what tomorrow brings
# I have to live in a dream today
# I am bored with grieving songs
# And I want more than I can get
- Keeper's, Grimble! - # Try, try
# Trying to forget
Jimmy!
(public address) Purpose of Huntingdon printed by number 11, Azeem.
- Huntingdon 1 Greenock 0. - For God's sake, bro.
# Under the skin is where I hide # Love that always knocks me down
Come on!
# And I want more than I can get
# Just try, try
# Trying to forget
Nothing ever lasts forever (public address)... number 9, Hardie!
Nothing ever lasts forever
Take the top of you, kid.
Bring him away!
(boy) Down, Grimble.
- Bring him away - (whistle)
Previously... I was broken.
What will you do?
Take him away after half.
(whistle half time)
- (cheering) - Come on, Greenock!
Come on, kids.
(public address) So that leaves us with Huntingdon 2 Greenock 0.
(booing)
Jimmy?
Jimmy...
Come on, kid.
You know you (Wirral) Jimmy. Look at me.
Look at me standing here.
Look at my size.
How do you think people like me? Get the ball from one of those big fellas?
I think you know
You need a bottle Bottle real But I...
... the only way I can find it is to curl up a little before the match.
Enough vodka to loosen me up.
Stopping me so much someday I came by overcoming the end of Gary Elm.
Think of where I stand there There is nothing to do except drop it.
The problem is, Gary Elm never woke up.
(slow) Gary Elm.
They fend off Gary.
Breakthrough like that...
... he hardly walks anymore, let alone play.
The problem is, Jimmy...
... there is only one reliable thing when you are out there
That is itself
She's right.
But what do they know?
What do they know about the boots which gives me not only the goal...
... but everything I've ever wanted my life?
Listen, come on, kid...
... just think about it.
- Magic shoes? Just a little sort of... - No, that's right.
They are special. They are.
Not only for me. For him too.
- For whom? - Robbie Brewer.
Brewers? Robbie Brewer?
Hell is bloody Don't sub her, just give us a minute, will you?
Come on.
Bob!
Bob Brewer.
I tried to find it several times.
Funny, I think he might have ended up on the street.
So this is Robbie Brewer.
And the disease: That is what makes him blind.
Robbie Brewer. The child.
I never knew until later.
Stress, see? Make it worse.
That's why he never told me.
He does it for the best.
So he told him a white lie.
Something to help him get through difficult times Like he told me about some old shoes.
Some boots...
- There are no boots, are there? - Boots?
Yes. He bought them for me about...
... when I was his age.
I made City mascot, see?
Think they feel sorry for me, you know?
So there's no magic... or something like that?
Not unless they sell magic shoes at Woolworth's.
(laugh)
Noow, if magic isn't inside my boots...
... it must be inside me.
And nobody cheated them, that's for sure.
(cheering)
(# Fatboy Slim: Here is True Noow)
# here now here now
Go, Jimmy, leave!
Jimmy!
Lasts! Give it to Gordon!
(cheering)
(public address) It's 2-1, with Greenock's The first goal of number 10, Jimmy Grimble!
Yes!
A goal! A goal at Maine Road!
(whistle)
Excellent. Nonsense!
Come on, Jimmy!
Come on, give him the ball now!
That's it, you pass to an empty net.
(cheering)
(public address) Greenock Equalizer is printed by number 9, Gordon Burley!
What?
A sad man Leave! Exit!
One more minute, Grimble. One minute. Come on!
(heavy breathing)
Come on, let's go.
Come on, you can do it Come on.
Come on, Grimble.
Jimmy! Give it to me
- release! - Come on, Jimmy!
Leave! Go away! Go away!
- Come on, Jimmy. - (Burley) Cross it!
Jimmy!
Skip it!
- my head - (Burley) gave Gordon!
- Yes! - Come on, give Gordon blood!
And I thought "Yeah...
... why not?"
Purpose!
(general address) A third last minute destination that is amazing...
... which brought Greenock to be a leader.
- That is definitely... - (full time whistle)
Yes, that's the final whistle: Greenock 3 Huntingdon 2.
(cheering)
Yes!
(song singing) Greenock! Greenock!
# here now here now
- # here now - Jimmy!
# here now
here now
- # Here # - (music echo and fade)
- Listen to Guys there... - Play well, Greenock!
I'm really proud of you I love you mom.
I love you.
Come here.
(cheering)
(cheering drowning out greetings)
Uh, Jimmy.
Now, look, I'm afraid there's only one place in the program this season...
... so, uh...
Jimmy, how do you want to join? Man United?
What ?! He?
That's very good of you, but...
... Mr. Wirral just told me I got a better offer.
What can be better than Man United, kid?
Man City.
(Beautiful) Father, Father! Please, father, Arrange. Offer him something.
Daddy?
Wait, wait a minute! How about my child?
What? No, no. If I can't have him, I have the keeper. He is very useful.
Here...
Jimmy Grimble!
- (Burley) You made a big mistake. - Daddy? Daddy...
I see you don't mind kissing some people.
- Suppose I can kiss you if you want. - I don't want to - No? - Not.
I do
So that's how we are. We have won, I have that girl...
And that kind of thing, yeah...
... that only happens in fairy tales, right?
And Mr. Wirral?
I think we teach each other something:
... there is more to life than soccer.
Just kidding.
sir?
MUSIC... spend a little time sitting in a ditch?
# Scream out sympathy
How does it feel?
Sailing with a breeze?
# And how does it feel
- (cheers) - # To spend a little life
# Sit in a ditch?
# Scream out sympathy... #
(Contempo: stronger) # We continue to be stronger, stronger
It seems we have waited too long # For some good times to come
# And even though it's not someone's fault but ours
# This doesn't help it They also dragged us down
# This smell hole is in time
# Will buy it and use it
# To land and place
# Building a new world is only for us West London Screams
# Well, can't you see your problem?
# You can't see further from tomorrow
# I am getting stronger every day
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
# Yeah, I'm getting stronger every day
# You put it out, I will accept it # I can only grow from a rotating lie
# If you are not afraid then it should be
It's okay in this world keep you away from me
# I go home
# Well, can't you see your problem?
# You can't see further from tomorrow
# I am getting stronger every day
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
# Yeah, I'm getting stronger every day
# Well, I can't wait any longer
# I keep moving, getting stronger
Look, look further from tomorrow
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
# We can be stronger, stronger
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
# Stronger, stronger
# Yeah, hear the screams of west London
# Well, can't you see your problem?
# You can't see further from tomorrow
# I am getting stronger every day
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
# Yeah, I'm getting stronger every day
# We continue to be stronger, stronger
# We continue to be stronger, stronger... #