1 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,732 What are you thinking about? 2 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,611 I was just thinking how convenient it is for me that it's considered hip 3 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,696 to drive a $20,000 hybrid. 4 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:55,990 Dork. 5 00:01:56,074 --> 00:02:00,036 And how lucky I am that you love me. 6 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,747 I love you, too, babe. 7 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,886 I'm 29 years old. I'll be 30 next month. 8 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:23,059 When I was a kid, I used to close my eyes and try to picture myself at 30, 9 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,811 and this is what I saw. 10 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:28,648 A great job, still best friends with the guys I grew up with, 11 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,192 and in love with a beautiful girl. 12 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,820 So far, I gotta say that my life has turned out 13 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,197 pretty much exactly the way I imagined it. 14 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,533 We have something to tell you. 15 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,118 - You're getting… - A baby. 16 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,330 - A baby? - Yeah. 17 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,207 Oh, my God! 18 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,209 How did you do that? 19 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,418 Well… 20 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:52,922 - I'm 10 weeks. - You are 10… Oh, my… 21 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,341 - Fabulous! - Ten weeks. 22 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,510 - Oh, yay, yay! - Congratulations, Michael. 23 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,011 Fantastic. 24 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,181 Sweetheart, champagne! I'm overwhelmed. 25 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,725 All right. Champagne. 26 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:08,062 Let's get some champagne. Let's drink a toast. Oh, my… 27 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,815 - Honey, where's the champagne? - It's in the bar, under the sink. 28 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,526 Now, you can't have any champagne, but we can drink for you. 29 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,777 We're very good at that. 30 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:15,903 All right, I'll be right back. 31 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,197 Don't say another word, please, until I'm here. 32 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:21,409 - So, what do you think? - Well, I think it's a… 33 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:22,743 It's a very big thing. 34 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,162 Traditionally, not the first big thing of your adult life. 35 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:27,164 We've talked about getting married before. 36 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,499 We just… 37 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,001 You know, Michael's been so busy working, 38 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,837 and I'm in the middle of my dissertation, and it just… 39 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,255 I don't know, it feels weird now. 40 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,216 We don't want people thinking we're getting married 'cause we have to, 41 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,552 - because that's not why we would. - Nobody will think that. 42 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:40,928 Remember Lucy's wedding? 43 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,680 Oh, honey, please. 44 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:46,225 That girl's a slut. She completely trapped that guy. 45 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,393 Case in point. 46 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,770 No one's gonna think that about you. 47 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,105 Open this, darling. 48 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,398 It's warm! 49 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,108 Well, of course it's warm. We never drink it. 50 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,985 If I open this, it's going to explode. 51 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,778 It's all right. Just live on the edge, Stephen. 52 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,071 Open the bottle. 53 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,407 Open the bottle because I'm a grandmother, 54 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,701 - and I want to celebrate! - Okay, here we go! 55 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,498 Come on, get it while it's hot. 56 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,375 - Hooray, hooray. - That's for you. 57 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,085 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my… 58 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,421 - No, just a little, Dad. - It's the last drink you're gonna have. 59 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:20,760 All right. To my little girl and her little boy. 60 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,013 - Or girl. - Or girl. I was going to say that. 61 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,183 And here's to the young man who's responsible for the whole thing. 62 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,102 Who's feeling more responsible by the second. 63 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,312 Quite right. 64 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,022 - Cheers. - Cheers. 65 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,030 If you have to settle down, 66 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,282 if you absolutely have to become an adult, 67 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:46,202 and have a baby and all that comes with it, 68 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,580 this is the kind of woman you want to do it with. 69 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,166 You couldn't ask for a better girl. 70 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,421 Your cousin stayed fat. 71 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,007 Tricia was enormous to begin with, baby. 72 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,802 She grew to the size of a parade balloon when she was pregnant 73 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,221 but then she went back to being a regular fat-ass. 74 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:08,015 The point is, she's a fatter ass now than she was before. 75 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,810 And, you know, she's always dieting. 76 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,311 She talks about dieting. 77 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:13,479 If you look in her purse, 78 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,147 it looks like she just went trick-or-treating. 79 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,482 You're cruel. 80 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,026 I am going to be fat and ugly. 81 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:24,115 Baby, no matter how fat you get, you could never be ugly. 82 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:28,035 And as long as I can find these perfect breasts amidst all the rolls, 83 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,286 I'll be happy. 84 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,621 And this ass! 85 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,290 - You have the greatest ass in the world! - Wait, wait! 86 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,293 So when it's large, it'll just be that much greater! 87 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,255 - Come on! What? I can't hear you! - Stop! Stop it! 88 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,965 I can't hear you! 89 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,467 You are so pathetic. 90 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,638 Oh, my God, why? Why? What did I do to deserve this? 91 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,016 You're just an incredibly lucky woman. 92 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,309 Will you start eating with me, big boy? 93 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,478 - Yeah, we'll go pickle for pickle. - Promise? 94 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:57,356 Yeah, I'll bring my cousin over. We can snack on her belly. 95 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:58,733 Don't. That's gross. 96 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,736 - That's Izzy. I gotta go. - No, don't. No. 97 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,237 Don't go. 98 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,489 Are you going to be really late? 99 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,867 No, because I have plans for your boobies later. 100 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:08,993 I don't want you to know. 101 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,327 I'm gonna tell them privately. Don't listen. 102 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,495 Okay. 103 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,248 Okay, we'll talk later. No, you can't. Okay, bye. 104 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,624 I heard. 105 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,294 Honey, 106 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,296 does it bother you at all that we didn't plan this? 107 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,256 That it just happened? 108 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,593 What are you talking about? Not at all. 109 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,180 It's gonna be great. 110 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,932 - Really? - Yeah. 111 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,521 If you got him strippers, I'm going to have to take you down. 112 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,148 Come on, Jenna. You know I'm not into that. 113 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,325 Where did you find them? 114 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,577 It's your wedding, man. 115 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,829 Like your brothers are gonna let you down. 116 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,372 So beautiful. 117 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,883 Oh, fuck. 118 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,552 - You all right, man? - Yeah, I'm fine. 119 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,429 It's okay, man. Let it out, buddy. 120 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,139 - Is he okay? - Yeah, fine. 121 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,558 - No, no. He's fine. - He does this all the time. 122 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:18,896 It's very hard for him, you know, because his mother was a lesbian, 123 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,398 and she passed away very recently. 124 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:22,650 You guys should just keep going. 125 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,194 You gotta push through because what you're doing is beautiful. 126 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,695 I'm fine. I'm all right. 127 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,614 - Come on, let's take a little break. - No, no. 128 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,242 We'll take a little break. Let's go outside, we'll get a little air. 129 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:34,203 Okay? Girls, back to work. 130 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,747 - I'm sorry. Don't mind me. - Careful, don't slip on the ass beads. 131 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,958 Step over them. There we go. 132 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,590 I just loved knowing, you know? 133 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:51,762 Like, I saw my whole life laid out in front of me. Perfect. 134 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:57,101 And then that bitch just yanked it all away from me. 135 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,853 Just… 136 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,983 You know? It's like… 137 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,736 Of course, you know. 138 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,197 You and Jenna are like the same person. 139 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,701 - Now you're having a baby? - Yeah. 140 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,079 - How intense is that? - Pretty intense. 141 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,749 I envy you, you prick. 142 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,090 I quit the cheese company. 143 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:29,925 What? 144 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,638 Dude, isn't your dad still in the hospital? 145 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,392 I just can't do it anymore, man. 146 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:42,396 I told my Uncle Gary. I gave him my notice on Friday. 147 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,315 He kind of freaked on me. 148 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,691 I'll bet. 149 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:50,237 - I told him I'm taking a road trip. - You're taking a road trip? 150 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,032 Wow. Where you going, buddy? Six Flags? 151 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,783 Tierra del Fuego. 152 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,827 On a motorcycle. 153 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,373 But you get nauseous when you leave the ZIP code. 154 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,168 Exactly. 155 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,756 …find the happiness that has eluded your mother and me. 156 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,926 To Eva and Mark! 157 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,845 - Cheers! - Cheers! 158 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,805 - Eva and Mark! - Eva and Mark! 159 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,808 I'm overwhelmed 160 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,978 by this miracle 161 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,314 that has happened to me. 162 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,776 And as happy as I am to see all of you at my wedding, 163 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,863 I'm happiest to see her. 164 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,827 Isn't she beautiful? 165 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,497 She's nothing compared to you. 166 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,917 - Did I get my own "aw"? - You did. 167 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,921 Thank you so much for coming. 168 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,173 We are both overwhelmed. 169 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,344 Oh, no. 170 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,304 I'll be back. 171 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,514 2 o'clock. 172 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,655 - Thought she wasn't coming. - I know. You think he's seen her yet? 173 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,031 Probably. 174 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,662 - Can we talk to you for a second? - All of you? 175 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,623 Arianna, what are you doing here? You know he's gonna go crazy. 176 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,334 What do you want me to do, Chris? Hide under a rock? 177 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,420 No, but a little sensitivity might be nice. 178 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,546 He's a wreck, Ari. 179 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,047 Come on, we're asking you. Don't do this. 180 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,508 Do what? I'm not doing anything. 181 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,843 Shit. 182 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,971 What are you doing here? 183 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,473 They're my friends, too. 184 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,934 Have another drink, Izzy. 185 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,144 Ari. 186 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,729 Ari! 187 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,148 There are, like, 500 people here. 188 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,608 If you can't stand the sight of me, just ignore me. 189 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,360 Can't stand the… 190 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,614 Hey, hey! I am trying to start over here, okay? 191 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,659 How am I supposed to do that if you keep popping up everywhere? 192 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:04,330 Izzy, I'm moving on with my life. You should do the same. 193 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,251 How can you be so blind? Look at this! This should've been us. 194 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,879 That's what you always wanted, ever since you were 16 years old. 195 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,089 That's what you always wanted with me. 196 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,300 You better get him out of here. 197 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,344 Oh, fuck. 198 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,598 - I took you to your fucking prom! - No, no, no. 199 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,975 I took that bitch to her fucking prom! 200 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,603 - Come on. You sound like an asshole. - She's totally not worth it. 201 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,105 I know, I know. I'm so over that fucking girl. 202 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,818 I'll be back! 203 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,623 You're dancing. You're dancing. You're rocking the salsa beat. 204 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,045 Come on. Hey. 205 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,799 - What the hell did you do? - Nothing. He was fine until… 206 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,217 He's not fine. He's scared. 207 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,343 He's not scared. 208 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,011 Is that why he's screaming, then, Chris? 209 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,348 He's screaming 'cause he saw you coming down the… 210 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,016 That's great. 211 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,060 Why don't you just stay here and have a good time? 212 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,436 Relax. I'll go change him. 213 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,063 Give me a break. 214 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,524 Lisa. Wait up. 215 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,866 How much longer am I supposed to put up with this? 216 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,427 What are you drinking? 217 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,055 I'm trying to decide how drunk I want to be. 218 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,267 I think I'll go with a beer, please. 219 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,019 Yeah, could I have one, too? Thanks. 220 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,940 Have we met before? 221 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,526 Do I look familiar? 222 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,111 No. 223 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,322 - Okay, I'm Kim. - Michael. 224 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,950 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 225 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,830 - So, are you a friend of the groom's? - Since preschool, actually. 226 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,167 - That's really cute. - Yeah. Blocks. 227 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,795 Can you just excuse me? 228 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,924 Hello. 229 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,260 Yeah, I'm coming. Right now. 230 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,095 Bye. 231 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,725 I'm with three friends that have wanted to leave since we got here. 232 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,978 Would you wait? I'll be right back. 233 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,977 It's true. 234 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,146 Every single one of my friends are married. 235 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,648 It's like they're all in a cult, 236 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,733 and completely obsessed with me joining. 237 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:24,029 They're like, "If you don't get married soon, you'll be too old to have a baby." 238 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,115 Guess what? I don't want to have a baby. 239 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:31,495 I certainly don't think I should be bullied into it just because I have a vagina. 240 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,456 - I'm Ken. - Danielle. 241 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,838 Isn't this fantastic? 242 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,758 Yeah. It's pretty crazy, huh? 243 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,844 It's like a little condominium or something. 244 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,096 Yeah. 245 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,847 Mind if I… 246 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,308 Yeah, please. 247 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,442 So do you have a girlfriend? 248 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,656 Yeah. 249 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:12,035 A little hesitation there. Having a crisis, are we? 250 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,914 - Do I look like I'm having a crisis? - Everyone I know is having a crisis. 251 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,458 I know you're not supposed to get them until mid-life, but 252 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,836 I think something's happened to our metabolisms. 253 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,546 Our metabolisms? 254 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,299 Yeah, I mean, the world is moving so fast now 255 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,467 and we're all chasing something so fast 256 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,721 that we start freaking out way before our parents did. 257 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,931 Feel my heart. 258 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,439 Feel how fast it is? 259 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,191 That's a fast heart. 260 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,486 Because we don't ever stop to breathe anymore. 261 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,407 You gotta remember to breathe, or you'll die. 262 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,287 Oh, sorry. 263 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,622 - Hey! - Hey. 264 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,165 Have you seen Michael anywhere? 265 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,333 No. 266 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,168 Okay. Carry on. 267 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,049 And don't worry, because crises… 268 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,635 Crisises? 269 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,803 I think it's "crises." Go with "crises." 270 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,597 Right. Like I said, 271 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,600 crises, well, they come and go. 272 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,101 Sometimes. 273 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,814 Sometimes they don't really feel like they're going anywhere. 274 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:26,401 - You're having a permanent crisis? - I don't know. Maybe. 275 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,822 I've just been thinking about my life lately and 276 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,784 everything feels pretty planned out. 277 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,160 You know? 278 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,830 It's like I know everything that's going to happen. 279 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,667 There are no more surprises. 280 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,961 - That is so boring. - I know. 281 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,011 - So what do you do? - Complain, I guess. 282 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,392 No, like, what do you… Like, what do you do? 283 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,851 Oh, you mean "what do I do" what do I do? 284 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,270 - Yeah. - Sorry. I'm an architect. 285 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,065 How about you? 286 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,775 - I'm a musician. - Oh, cool. 287 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,527 - A flutist. - Oh, real cool. 288 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,488 Yeah. I mean, I study other things, too. I'm not an idiot. 289 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,532 But, if I could do anything, 290 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,327 I would love to be able to do that when I finish school. 291 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,579 You're graduating this year? 292 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:24,876 Two more years. Wow. Look at you. Two more years. 293 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,169 Yeah. 294 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,048 Well, don't rush it. College was the best time of my life. 295 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,175 Reminiscing already, huh? 296 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,809 I should get back. 297 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,979 - To your crisis? - My crisis awaits. 298 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,274 - Shall we? - Yeah. 299 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,650 Okay. 300 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,986 Careful. I'll help you up. 301 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,252 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 302 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,420 Yeah? 303 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,757 - I guess that's a cool tree, huh? - Yeah, I like that tree. 304 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,592 All right, well, 305 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,762 there are my friends, so I guess I'll see you around? 306 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,764 Yeah. Cool. 307 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,098 Cool. 308 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:26,021 Do you, like, want my phone number or something? 309 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,153 Yeah. That'd be good. 310 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,030 Yeah? 311 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,616 Do you have a pen? 312 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,993 No. 313 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,289 Well, if you want to come by campus sometime, 314 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,959 I get out at 5:00 on Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays. 315 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,796 I usually meet my friends at the Terrace. 316 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,506 Sure. 317 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,509 Okay. 318 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,474 Bye. 319 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,570 Look at her. 320 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,907 Six weeks, and she's already screwing somebody else. 321 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,410 Dude, ease up. He's obviously gay. 322 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,414 - What? - He's gay. 323 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,668 Look at him. No straight man looks that good. 324 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,169 You think? 325 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,712 Yeah. I mean, 326 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:36,758 you know, he doesn't look that good to me, but he looks good. 327 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,433 Caught you! You've been hiding from me. 328 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,102 No, I've been right here the whole time. 329 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,354 Don't worry. You missed her throwing the garter belt. 330 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,023 Did you see how beautiful Lisa's baby is? 331 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,358 He's beautiful. 332 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:57,445 You know, I thought I wanted a girl, but now I think I want a boy. 333 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,948 - What do you want? - A girl. 334 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,284 Me, too. 335 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,797 Okay, so why are you staring at me? 336 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,966 What would you do if I died? 337 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,221 Iron my dark suit. 338 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,767 Would you even notice if I was gone? 339 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,645 Trust me. I'd notice. 340 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,941 So, you'd do what? 341 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,446 Go out and get some young thing 342 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,324 that would sit here in silence and smile? 343 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,828 Do you have anybody in mind? 344 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,502 You know, the other day I actually felt jealous 345 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,338 of my own daughter? 346 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,134 - Do you know why? - I'm sure you're going to tell me. 347 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,637 The way Michael looked at her. 348 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,597 Did you see that? 349 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,017 - Anna, there is no point… - Like he had to have her. 350 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:13,021 Just once I would like to know what that's like. Just once. 351 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,857 Well, I do have to have you, darling. 352 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,693 It's a contractual thing. 353 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,200 Go ahead, crack another joke. 354 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,493 Jesus. 355 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,537 Oh, look. 356 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,041 Our bed just got more comfortable. 357 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,126 Chris! 358 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:38,713 Chris, what the hell are you doing? You've been in there for 20 minutes! 359 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,299 - Just give me one minute. - No! I have given you 20! 360 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,134 Now get out here and give me a hand! 361 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:48,056 Matthew is screaming, I have piss all over me and I can't find any binkies. 362 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,369 - Who is it? - It's Marvin from next door. 363 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,538 Your front porch is on fire! 364 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,628 - Hey. No, don't say anything. - Get out. 365 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,506 I'm going crazy without you. I love you. 366 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,758 - I'm serious. - I fucking love you. 367 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,343 Come on, look at you. You're so beautiful. 368 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,511 I'm calling the police, that's what I'm doing. 369 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,221 No, no, you're not. 370 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:29,806 - Give me the phone! - No! 371 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,016 - Give me the phone! - No! 372 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,018 Just listen to me for a second! 373 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,396 Look me in the eye and tell me that you don't love me anymore. 374 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,606 I don't love you anymore. 375 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,571 - I refuse to accept that. - Izzy, go home! 376 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,076 - You really want me to leave? - Yes! 377 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:56,124 - That's what you're saying? - That's what I'm saying. 378 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,627 Okay. 379 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:05,759 Ari, 380 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,765 I love you forever. 381 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,161 It's me. Open up. 382 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:36,164 I'm coming! 383 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,088 - You have to come with me. - Where? 384 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,672 South America. 385 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,257 Okay. 386 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,635 I need a wingman, man. I can't do this alone. 387 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,261 Yeah, sure. Absolutely. 388 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,888 - Really? - Yeah. 389 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,308 Hey, you got any ice? I think I broke my hand. 390 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,895 You're not gonna believe this, Izzy, but I actually keep ice in the freezer. 391 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,355 You're really coming with me? 392 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,523 No talking! 393 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,525 "During this trimester, 394 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,944 "women have to carefully inspect the things they're feeling 395 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,738 "because hormonal changes can make upsets and worries 396 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,198 "seem larger than they are." 397 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,908 Tell me about it. 398 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,618 No, that's my nut. 399 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:17,872 "In isolation, one's anxieties become disproportionate. 400 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,457 "Talking things out with your partner 401 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,168 "is a way of exorcising fears on both sides 402 00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:25,505 "or at least not allowing them to become overwhelming." 403 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,881 Did you get that? 404 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,509 It says you can't hold everything inside. 405 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,886 Yeah. So what about you? 406 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,805 - What? - What are you holding inside 407 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,015 you feel like you want to let out? 408 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,520 What? 409 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,063 - What? You asked! - Oh, my God! 410 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,649 - I've been holding that in all day! - You're disgusting! Michael! 411 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,568 I don't want your farts on me. 412 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,154 Come on, turn the TV off. I'm serious. 413 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,406 I want to know what you're feeling. 414 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,867 I'm feeling that… 415 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,370 What I'm feeling, me, 416 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,831 is that, in general… 417 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:03,042 Wow. You are an enormous loser, you know that? 418 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:06,171 Well, you're in love with a loser, and only a loser could love a loser. 419 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,131 - Are you nine? - Ten. 420 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,759 Okay, fine. I'll go. 421 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:15,221 I feel like we should buy a house. 422 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,191 You got to be fucking kidding me. 423 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,650 I'll get it! 424 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,073 - Hi. - Hi. 425 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:35,867 What are you doing here? 426 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,578 Kenny's coming with me to South America. 427 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,246 You're really serious about that? 428 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:41,664 Hell, yes. 429 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,084 - I should go with you. - Yeah, right. 430 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:51,799 Lisa's driving me out of my fucking mind. I can't take it anymore. 431 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,427 - Where's Kenny? - He's… 432 00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,513 You just got another promotion 433 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,599 and my parents can help with the down payment. 434 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,309 I just don't think it's such a good idea. 435 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,519 Why? Their parents did it for them. 436 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,063 And you know, a monthly mortgage payment 437 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,232 probably isn't that much more than we're spending on rent. 438 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,900 It's not really about the money, Jenna. 439 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,569 Then what is it? I wouldn't dare mention the M-word 440 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:14,864 because I know how any conversation about that totally freaks you out. 441 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,325 I told you I'd marry you when you could name three couples 442 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,577 you know personally that have lasted more than five years. 443 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:22,580 Yeah, and I still only have my parents and that cute couple from the pond. 444 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:25,833 - Ducks don't count. - They mate for life, come on. 445 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,339 What is it, baby? 446 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,217 What are you afraid of? 447 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:40,014 I don't know. It just seems so, like, 448 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,475 final. 449 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,186 Final. 450 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:50,275 Wow. We're about to become a family, Michael. 451 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,943 I know. I didn't mean it like that. 452 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,569 If you aren't up for this, tell me now, 453 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:55,613 - because otherwise, what are we doing? - I am! I'm excited! 454 00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:56,864 No one forced you into this. 455 00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,658 You had the chance to tell me in the beginning! 456 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,535 Will you calm down? Your hormones are freaking out. 457 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,245 Oh, my God! Don't blame this on my hormones. 458 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:03,621 You couldn't get more obvious. 459 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:06,040 I'm saying what your magazine said, and we're doing it. 460 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,168 - Doing what? - We're talking about how we feel. 461 00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:18,678 - You're right. - What? 462 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,513 I'm sorry, I couldn't… I'm all the way over here. 463 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,432 I couldn't hear you very well. What'd you say? 464 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,100 I said you were right. 465 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,561 Oh, I'm right. 466 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,272 Am I right? 467 00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,484 You want to make a home with me, right? 468 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,694 Yes. 469 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:38,406 - Because if you don't, that's fine. - Look at me. 470 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,199 I do. 471 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:45,371 Good. Because if you didn't, I'd have to kill you in your sleep. 472 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:49,042 - And that would just ruin everything. - Yeah, that would suck. 473 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,086 I love you. 474 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,547 I love you. 475 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,388 I'm sorry. 476 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:09,145 She just makes everything impossible, man. 477 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,522 It's like anything I try to do 478 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:15,026 makes her feel like she's losing control of the baby. 479 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,277 Yeah. 480 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,488 Hey. What's up? 481 00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:20,823 Nothing at the moment. 482 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,951 Are you going with Izzy? 483 00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:25,828 - Where? - To South America. 484 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,455 Oh, yeah. No. 485 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,832 What? You just said you were coming. 486 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,834 I know, buddy, but my life is perfect here. 487 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,711 Why would I leave? Come on. 488 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,213 Hi. I'm Danielle. 489 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,422 See what I mean? 490 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,216 Hi, I'm Chris. 491 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,884 - Hi. - We met at the wedding. 492 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,428 Yeah, hi. Yeah, we met at the wedding. 493 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:45,348 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm going to stop for a second here. 494 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:48,643 Excuse me, how is your life here so perfect? 495 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:49,977 Can you just run that by me? 496 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,896 Because I remember when you graduated, 497 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,689 you were gonna go save the Africans. 498 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:54,899 Save the children? 499 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,692 Whatever. You were gonna go save them. 500 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:58,486 And now you're tending bar 501 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,571 and you're screwing a different girl every other night? 502 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,824 What's funny about that is you're at that bar more than I am. 503 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,410 And secondly, dude, I'm not screwing a different girl every other night. 504 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,536 I'm just not. 505 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,746 Okay, you're right. It's every night. 506 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:11,457 - You're an asshole. - What? It's better that she knows now. 507 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,583 It's better you know now. 508 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:13,918 He does what he wants, I do what I want. 509 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,420 Jesus, do you hear that? She's perfect. 510 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:16,671 You're perfect. I'm in love with you. 511 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:17,922 Do you have a sister for him, maybe? 512 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,758 Yeah, I'm very happy for both of you, but I'm offering you an opportunity here, 513 00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:22,927 and you're gonna miss it, you're gonna blow it. 514 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,097 Take a risk. Take a chance. That's what you used to tell me. 515 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,765 When are we gonna get a chance to do this again? 516 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:30,685 When we're 50, on, like, some Norwegian Cruise 517 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,271 with these fat girls in floaties. 518 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,440 I'm telling you, you're 29 years old, Kenny. 519 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,942 - I'm 28. - No, you're 29. 520 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,318 Thank you. 521 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,154 Shit, I am. 522 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:44,699 Well, you're gonna be sitting in that same chair in 20 years 523 00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:48,327 and you're gonna be wondering, "Why didn't I take this chance with Izzy? 524 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,914 "Why didn't I do something exciting with my life 525 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,375 "instead of ice-fishing on Lake Mendota?" 526 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:59,881 See, what you're not getting, Izzy, is that I like ice-fishing. 527 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,508 Ice-fishing makes me happy. It does. 528 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,802 And don't come in here and start editing my life 529 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:07,847 just 'cause you're not happy with yours. Don't do it. 530 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,017 No, that's what you're doing. 531 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,564 No, I was… 532 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:22,528 - Wait, where you going? - I am going to put my blue balls to bed. 533 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,747 Good night. 534 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,631 Good night. 535 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,948 Good night. 536 00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,709 - Night. - Good night. 537 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,003 - I love you. - Me, too, you. 538 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:14,265 So I was just thinking that if we move the garage from where it currently sits, 539 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,683 there's no reason why this atrium 540 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,102 couldn't be pulled up the entire height of the building. 541 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,687 So that way, it's the middle of winter, 542 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,565 and all these people get to look out their window and see trees 543 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,275 and maybe even birds. 544 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,028 - What sorts of birds? - Shut up, Ryan. 545 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,362 - Like, what species… - Shut up, Ryan. 546 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,364 - Sorry. - Dick. 547 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,867 - That's really interesting, Michael. - Thank you. 548 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:35,661 I'm just a little concerned about cost. 549 00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:38,039 What do you think, Chris? 550 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,336 I think I'm going to leave my wife. 551 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,881 - So, have you told her yet? - No, not yet. 552 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:53,054 I don't know how I'm going to do that, but… 553 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:57,892 I just know that I'm tired of being told how much I suck. 554 00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:00,561 Oh, man. 555 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:06,400 I thought if I had a kid with her, it would bring us closer together. 556 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,070 Not make us want to kill each other. 557 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,156 I'm trapped, Mike. 558 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,033 I'm fucking trapped. 559 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,736 - Hey. - Hey. 560 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:54,365 It's so funny, I was… 561 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,743 I was driving by and I remembered that you said you hang out here. 562 00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,495 Drive by here often? 563 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,289 - Thinking of becoming a flutist. - Nice. 564 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,334 - I hear this is the place. - Yeah. It's pretty good. 565 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,837 So you weren't coming here to see me? 566 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:10,005 I had a meeting. 567 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:16,053 - Do you want a ride? I have a car. - I live really close. 568 00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:17,179 I'll take you. 569 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:21,851 - Oh, no. Honestly, it's, like, really close. - I'll take you. I'll take you. Come on. 570 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,102 Okay. 571 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,731 - Well, it's good to see you. - It's good to see you, too. 572 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,108 - So, where am I going? - Straight ahead. 573 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,737 So, what did you do after I left the wedding? 574 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,364 Just, you know, hung out with my friends and stuff. 575 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,199 Don't you love weddings? 576 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:39,452 Actually, no. They make me pretty depressed. 577 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:42,163 - Why? - I don't know. They just… 578 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,415 They always seem so forced to me, you know? 579 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:45,916 I mean, if you love somebody, 580 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:49,712 why do you need a photo album of drunk people in tuxedos to prove it? 581 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:52,131 Wow. How do you really feel? 582 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,594 Did you know that when the institution of marriage was created, 583 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:59,305 people only lived to be 30 years old? 584 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:00,806 I'd be dying next year. 585 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,143 I would wear the hottest dress to your funeral. 586 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,149 - I live here. - Oh, here? 587 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,318 - Okay. - Yeah. 588 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:15,154 - You do live close. - I told you. 589 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:19,325 So, that whole day was like a nightmare for you, huh? 590 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:22,745 All those relationships dissolving before your eyes. 591 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:26,165 Well, it wasn't completely awful. 592 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,713 What are you doing for the long weekend? 593 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,716 I mean, almost all my friends are going out of town. 594 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,345 I don't know. I just was going to… 595 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,681 I don't know. 596 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,061 Do you want to go to a party with me? 597 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:54,985 Sure. 598 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,237 - Yeah? - Yeah. 599 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:57,655 Okay, cool. 600 00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:01,408 Here. Let me give you this. 601 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:04,203 - Nice pen. - Thanks. I like purple. 602 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:10,042 - Don't even think about standing me up. - Okay. 603 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,212 All right. 604 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,925 - Bye. - See you. 605 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:33,649 - Hey! - Where are you? 606 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:36,110 I called the office. They said you weren't there. 607 00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:38,028 I'm just on my way home. Why? What's going on? 608 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,947 We have a sonogram. Did you forget? 609 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:43,617 Oh, my God. Jenna, I totally did. I'm sorry. When? 610 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,036 5:45. Get here soon. We can still make it. 611 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,497 Okay. I'll be there in 10 minutes. 612 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,916 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? 613 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,251 What the fuck are you doing? 614 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:59,174 Holy shit. You are unbelievable. 615 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,554 There's more where that came from. 616 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,598 I just want to know, 617 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:09,810 where did I find you and how do I make more of you? 618 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,774 - I have to go back to work. - No, no! 619 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,862 Hang on. 620 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,827 What are you doing later? 621 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,495 You, hopefully. 622 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:34,710 Okay. 623 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,380 Be at my house at 8:00. 624 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,133 And stay hungry. 625 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,888 Oh, my God. 626 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:08,869 Now that I can see you, it's as if I never left. 627 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:12,915 Oh, my God, if you only knew, every day I've kicked myself. 628 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,334 I have, just, 629 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:18,045 every single day thinking about you. 630 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:20,881 - I thought of you, too. - Oh, yeah. Liar. 631 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,552 I am so happy to see you. 632 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,348 - So why did you disappear? - You know why. 633 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:33,519 I couldn't control the way I felt about you. You know that. 634 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:36,313 You know. Listen. I thought if I could stop cold, 635 00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:39,024 and that's the only way I could do it, 636 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,697 maybe I could save my marriage. Seriously. 637 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:47,908 - Did you save your marriage? - No. 638 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,618 I'm sorry. 639 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,870 - Yeah. - Anna, Anna. 640 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,747 I'm married. 641 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:58,627 - You are what? - With a two-month-old baby boy. 642 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:03,924 - You can't be serious. - Yeah, I'm serious. 643 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,013 - How old is your wife? - What's the difference? 644 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,140 - Tell me. How old is she? - No, it doesn't matter. 645 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,225 Tell me! How old is she? 646 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,019 She's 35 years old. 647 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:18,272 - My God, she could be my daughter. - What's the difference? 648 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,150 You were never going to leave him, anyway. 649 00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,456 Be happy. 650 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,082 Anna. 651 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,418 God damn it, Anna! 652 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,925 - Is he here? - Yes. 653 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,928 But he's with a patient. 654 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,597 Hello, dear. 655 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:55,350 - Anna, what's wrong? - Nothing, as far as you're concerned. 656 00:39:57,312 --> 00:40:00,230 Well, if you come back in 40 minutes… 657 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:03,442 I just wanted to let you know I fucked another man. 658 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,444 Nice to see you. 659 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,659 Excuse me. 660 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,042 Anna, just… 661 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,127 Just come with me in here. 662 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,214 Oh, now you react. 663 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:29,718 Maybe if you'd dragged me into a closet before, this wouldn't have happened. 664 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,429 - What the hell is going on? - It was three years ago. 665 00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:33,555 I saw him today. 666 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,517 He's leaving his wife and he's going to run away with me. 667 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:38,602 That's all you need to know. 668 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,646 Anna, I understand you want to lash out… 669 00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:41,855 Just shut up! 670 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:45,651 Would you just, please, for God's sake, shut up? I don't want to talk this out. 671 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,904 And I do not want your understanding. 672 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:53,325 I want someone who's flesh and blood. 673 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,038 And since you're not that, I don't want you. 674 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,086 - …fingers. - You're obsessed. 675 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,552 - Hello. - I've left your father. 676 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:12,719 What happened? 677 00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,889 Nothing happened. That's why I'm leaving him. 678 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,059 - What? Mom… - Honey, I want you to know that, 679 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:22,729 that I'm so happy for you and the baby, 680 00:41:22,856 --> 00:41:24,898 and I'm not jealous of you. 681 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,651 And if you need me, you call me, all right? 682 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,903 I love you. I love you. 683 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,535 What's going on? 684 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,583 It's Jenna. Is he there? 685 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,543 And then, 686 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:48,547 the mattress transforms into this giant bundt cake. 687 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,508 I'm really sorry to interrupt, 688 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:54,344 but your daughter's on the phone and she does say it's urgent. 689 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:55,554 Okay. 690 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,432 Excuse me for one minute. 691 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,476 She told me she's moving out. What the hell is going on, Dad? 692 00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:04,104 Sweetheart, your mother's going through a very tough time. 693 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,523 - Don't make excuses for her. - I'm not. 694 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,567 You know, I'm just gonna come over there. This is silly. 695 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,360 Jenna, I'm fine. 696 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,029 It's something between your mother and me. 697 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,448 We'll work it out. We always do. 698 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,286 Right now, I want you to look after yourself, okay? 699 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:21,788 Okay. 700 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,251 You sure you don't want a little company? 701 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:30,297 Trust me, my current patient is company enough. 702 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:31,506 Okay. 703 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:34,760 Okay, sweetheart. I have to go back to work now. 704 00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,429 - Daddy? - Yeah? 705 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,599 It's a girl. 706 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:43,143 We're having a baby girl. 707 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,273 Say something. 708 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,151 I'm… 709 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,529 I'm so happy. 710 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:03,664 I got to go now, sweetheart. 711 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:04,873 Okay? 712 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:06,959 Okay. 713 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:10,462 I'll see you later. I love you. 714 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:12,214 I love you. 715 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,452 Hold that thought. 716 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:43,662 Your timing's perfect. 717 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:46,999 My folks just dropped by. I want you to meet them. 718 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,042 What? 719 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,670 - Joey. - What up, Ken? 720 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,547 I'm going with you. 721 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:56,216 You're full of shit. 722 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:59,845 - I'm serious, man. When do we leave? - Dude, don't fuck with me. 723 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:00,971 I'm not. You're right. 724 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:03,473 If we don't leave Wisconsin now, we never will. 725 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:06,435 Besides, without me, you'll never get laid. 726 00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,770 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 727 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:11,398 - You're serious. - I'm serious. 728 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:14,484 - You got any cash? - $5,000. 729 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,153 - You? - $700. 730 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,864 - And a fuckload of cheese. - To cheese. 731 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:33,086 - Hello. - Are you going to be much longer? 732 00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:35,881 Probably not, no. 733 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,133 Could you just come home now, please? 734 00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:41,261 I just need a few minutes. Matthew has been fussy all day. 735 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,763 I think it's his stomach. 736 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:45,223 And I need some goat's milk. 737 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:48,769 Okay, I'll be home soon. 738 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:50,062 Thanks. 739 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,397 Okay. 740 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:42,364 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 741 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:47,661 I'm sorry. I can't stand us being like this at each other all the time. 742 00:45:49,122 --> 00:45:51,289 We have to try harder, okay? 743 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:54,459 I'm gonna try a lot harder. 744 00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:01,133 I can't. 745 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:02,801 What? 746 00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:07,806 It's no good, Lise. This isn't working. 747 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,518 What are you talking about? 748 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:14,271 Look, we have to admit it. 749 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:17,816 This is destroying us and it's gonna destroy Matty. 750 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,111 Who is it? 751 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,613 - Who? - What's her name? 752 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:25,365 What? No, that's not what I'm talking about. 753 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:28,201 What exactly are you talking about, Chris? 754 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,204 I'm talking about trying… 755 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:34,791 I'm talking about trying to do this apart, for a little while at least. 756 00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:37,127 To do what? To raise a child? 757 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,545 To build a family? What, Chris? 758 00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:41,798 No, I'm trying to understand what the fuck you're saying here. 759 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:44,634 Or haven't you even really thought about that? 760 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:45,802 Shit. 761 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,722 Of course I've thought about it. 762 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:49,890 It's all I think about! 763 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:50,974 - Really? - Yeah. 764 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,809 Or have you just thought about yourself? 765 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,644 Do you think that this is good for him? 766 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:55,896 That kid is gonna hate us 767 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:59,524 if he has to grow up listening to us fight all day long. 768 00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:02,694 So that's it, then. 769 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,655 What about me? 770 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,826 - Am I just so easy to walk away from? - Lisa, I love you. 771 00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:14,664 Don't you fucking say that to me! You have no idea what love is, Chris! 772 00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,374 Lisa. Listen. 773 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,252 We have a problem and we have to face it. 774 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:22,881 Oh, you're right, Chris. You are absolutely right. 775 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,427 Get the fuck out, you fucking asshole! 776 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:33,016 You know what? If you want to go, go. 777 00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:36,228 I release you. Go be free. 778 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:40,357 But don't you ever expect to see me or your child ever again, ever! 779 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:42,567 Lisa, stop it. Jesus, stop it. 780 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,905 Just go. Please. Go. 781 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,970 - You're staying at a motel? - No, it's a hotel. 782 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:12,055 And it's really very nice. They've got a gym… 783 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,766 Come on, Mom. Please. This is ridiculous. 784 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:18,311 It's what I chose to do. I'm going to find a place soon. 785 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:21,898 - And you really think you can start over? - You mean at my age? 786 00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:24,901 - Yes, yes I do. - I'm still breathing, aren't I? 787 00:48:24,986 --> 00:48:26,486 I'm still here. 788 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,738 It's a long time ago. Daddy'll understand. 789 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:31,741 No, that's… That's not the point of this. 790 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,327 You've been together since college. 791 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,162 Yup. 792 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,833 And do you know how miserable I've been almost the whole time? 793 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:42,252 - I don't think that's true. - Well, I've just kept it from you. 794 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:43,420 Yeah, trust me, Mom, 795 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:45,755 you're not that good at hiding your emotions. 796 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,007 Really? 797 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,760 I'm sorry. You make this difficult because you want it that way. 798 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,262 Men are easy. 799 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,932 And you've been with Michael, what, 800 00:48:56,017 --> 00:48:58,101 - three years, right? - Yeah. 801 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,854 And it took me less than half an hour to figure him out. 802 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,690 - Wow. Oh, you're lucky. Jeez. - Mom. 803 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:06,109 You know exactly what Daddy wants. 804 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:09,529 And you know how to make him happy and how to make him miserable. 805 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:11,281 Every woman does. 806 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:14,701 If you're bored, Mom, you know, that's your fault, not his. 807 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:15,994 Bored. 808 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,956 You've always been your father's daughter, 809 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,042 and if you want to side with him this time, that's fine. 810 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,502 - This is not about sides, Mom. - Don't! 811 00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:31,718 Don't pretend that you know what goes into a 30-year marriage, 812 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,012 because you don't have a clue. 813 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:36,306 You don't have a clue. 814 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:44,397 Are you all right? I'm sorry. I don't want to upset you. 815 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,150 Can we have some chamomile tea, please? 816 00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:52,072 - Hello. - Hey, it's Michael. 817 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,158 Hey, Michael! I've been thinking about you. 818 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,494 Really? What kind of thoughts? 819 00:49:57,578 --> 00:50:00,372 You know exactly what kind of thoughts. 820 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,043 - What are you doing? - I'm at work. 821 00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:08,254 Yeah, I'm trying to picture it. Where's your office? 822 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:09,673 It's Zander-Cohen. 823 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:12,342 It's a pretty big architecture firm. 824 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,095 Impressive. Do you have a view? 825 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:18,515 Yeah. It's a nice view. 826 00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,267 Yeah? Can you see what I'm doing? 827 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,103 It's not that nice. 828 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:30,110 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry. 829 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,863 So are we still on for tonight? 830 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,700 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 831 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:40,078 So, like, 8:00, right? You want me to pick you up? 832 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:42,539 Yeah, 8:00. I'll be waiting. 833 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,374 All right, cool. Bye. 834 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,294 Who was that? 835 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,215 Just this friend. 836 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,135 Do you have a friend I don't know? 837 00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:58,304 This guy from school. Going through a divorce. 838 00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:06,312 By the way, I was going to ask you a favor. 839 00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:07,480 What? 840 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:11,901 I was gonna go out with him tonight and Jenna fucking hates him, 841 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:15,155 so I'm just gonna tell her I'm with you, if that's cool. 842 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,950 You're fucking around on her. 843 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,244 What? 844 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,663 It's a guy from school. 845 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,500 No. Don't get me involved in this, please. 846 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:30,086 How can you fuck around on Jenna? She's perfect. 847 00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:32,589 She's beautiful. She's like a guy. 848 00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,758 What more could you ask for? 849 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:38,845 - I'm telling her I'm with you. - No. Michael, what are you doing? 850 00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:41,765 Don't tell her you're out with me. No, I'm gonna screw it up. I can't lie. 851 00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:44,184 You're both gonna hate me forever. Leave me out of it. 852 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,936 - I have faith in you. - No. Come here. Michael. Come here. 853 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:48,354 Michael, Michael. 854 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,690 Hey, Michael, come here a second. 855 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:52,942 My boss said to tell you that there's this guy 856 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,945 who really wants to buy this thing coming by tomorrow. 857 00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:57,614 But he is full of shit. 858 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,282 I mean, I've worked here for three years. 859 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,951 You're the first people I ever showed it to. 860 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,372 Smoked a lot of weed in there, though. It's good for that. 861 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,876 - Hello. - Izzy, your father, he isn't breathing. 862 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,127 You need to get home quickly. 863 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:12,378 Okay. 864 00:52:12,505 --> 00:52:14,964 I called the ambulance and the fire volunteers. 865 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:16,216 I gotta go. 866 00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,305 Chris is moving into Kenny's? 867 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:25,475 I think so, so they can, like, figure some stuff out. 868 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,060 I don't get it. He has a child. 869 00:52:27,186 --> 00:52:28,895 I know, but, come on, you've seen them together. 870 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:29,979 She's sort of lost her mind. 871 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:33,066 - This is her fault? - It's nobody's fault. It's just… 872 00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,819 I don't know. I think he just needs to talk to somebody. 873 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,403 - Okay. - I'm not gonna be late. 874 00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:40,573 - I'll be at my dad's till around 11:00. - Okay. 875 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,910 God, what's happening? Everyone around us is falling apart. 876 00:52:44,245 --> 00:52:45,411 I know. 877 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,253 - Have fun. - Thanks. 878 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:08,768 - Hi! - I got this! 879 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,436 I don't need it! 880 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:16,109 - Oh, my God! - My God! 881 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,278 Oh, my God. My top is totally clinging. 882 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,362 You can see everything. 883 00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:21,281 Don't worry, I promise I won't look. 884 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,949 Then I'll be insulted. 885 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,371 - Well, I don't want to offend you. - Well, then. 886 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:35,378 Your top's wet. 887 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,298 Okay. Where am I going? 888 00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:41,092 Straight ahead. Turn left. 889 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,890 Your kind of party, huh? 890 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,809 I was never in a fraternity. I was much too serious. 891 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:52,896 I bet you were 29 even when you were 19. 892 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,647 Put it this way. If I had to do it again, 893 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,566 I'd do it knowing that after you graduate, 894 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:59,152 no one ever gives a fuck what your GPA was. 895 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,779 Hey! Kim! 896 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,740 Hi! 897 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,825 This is Sara, and Bridgitte and John. 898 00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:08,077 - Hey. How's it going? - Cool. 899 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,579 Sorry about that. 900 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:14,250 At the tone, please record your message. 901 00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:18,671 Chris, it's Jenna. Michael and you both have your cell phones off. 902 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:22,175 Listen, Izzy's dad just died. 903 00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:26,262 We're all gonna head over there, so I guess I'll see you guys there. Bye. 904 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:30,975 Go ahead. I'll be okay. 905 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:34,938 - I want things to be okay, Daddy. - I know. 906 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,273 Go ahead. Take care of your friend. 907 00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:39,192 I'm fine. I really am. 908 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,326 You have no messages. Main menu. 909 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,286 - Hey. - Hello, Jenna. 910 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:16,122 - I'm so sorry. - Thank you, darling. 911 00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,290 Thank you. 912 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:21,127 Thank you for coming. Go. Everybody is in the back room. 913 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,879 - Okay. - Thank you. 914 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,799 Hey. Thanks for coming. 915 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:32,889 - I don't know what to say. Are you okay? - No. I don't know. 916 00:56:33,474 --> 00:56:35,767 The last thing I did was quit on him. 917 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:37,894 He knew you loved him. 918 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:41,230 - Hey. - Hey. 919 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,316 Hey, where's Michael? 920 00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:45,568 He went out with Chris. I haven't been able to reach them. 921 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,445 No, Chris is in the kitchen. 922 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,782 - Good. I'll be back. - Okay. 923 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:02,460 Hey. 924 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,964 - Michael's not here. - Why not? 925 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,802 I don't know. Did you try him at home? 926 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,940 Hi, you've reached Michael and Jenna… 927 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:34,867 Hey, he's not there and his cell's still turned off. 928 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:37,829 You told him you were coming here. He knows, right? 929 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,164 I told him. Or, I mean… 930 00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,501 What? Did you? 931 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:47,213 Oh, man. I'm not gonna do this. 932 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:51,676 - I can't do this. - Do what? 933 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,637 - What's wrong? - Can't do what? 934 00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:56,973 - Chris? Chris, can't do what? - Jenna, please. 935 00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:59,725 - Can't do what, Chris? - You should just talk to Michael. 936 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,686 Talk to him about what, Chris? 937 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:04,814 What the hell are you talking about? 938 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:07,066 Listen, don't ask me any more questions, please. 939 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,234 He should be telling you. 940 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:09,986 - Tell me what? - I don't know! 941 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:11,821 - Where is he? - I don't know! 942 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:15,241 - Who is he with right now? - I don't know! 943 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:16,576 Is he seeing somebody? 944 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,494 - Why are you asking me? - Just tell me the truth. 945 00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:20,830 Is he seeing somebody else, Chris? Look at me! 946 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:23,166 I'm looking at you. I don't know if he's seeing anybody else. 947 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,750 You don't know. How could you not know? 948 00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:26,419 I don't know anything. 949 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:31,424 Hey. This is Michael. 950 00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:33,176 - Leave a message… - What is with the yelling? 951 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:35,511 - Where did he go? - I don't know. Jenna! 952 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:43,936 Michael, call me as soon as you get this message. I'm gonna kill you. 953 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:45,771 Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing? You're calling him? 954 00:58:45,898 --> 00:58:47,690 - No, that wasn't him. - To tell him what? What is this? 955 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,692 - What the fuck is this? - I honestly have no fucking idea. 956 00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,527 - Yes, you do. Do you know her? - Just give me a break. 957 00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:52,695 - No, I don't. - Do you know her? 958 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:55,198 - No! They just met. Be quiet. - What? 959 00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:58,117 Jenna, they're just… Listen to me. Whoa! 960 00:58:58,202 --> 00:58:59,285 God, I'm gonna kill him! 961 00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:02,038 Come here. Jenna! Come here! Come here! Come here! Jenna! 962 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,706 They're just friends! 963 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,627 Fuck! 964 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,140 You make me feel 10 years younger. 965 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:24,977 Ten years? Then I'm seducing a younger man. 966 00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:26,229 Excellent. 967 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,149 You're trying to make me lose my mind, aren't you? 968 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,401 I've already lost mine. 969 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:01,931 Come on. 970 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:05,059 Let's go back to my room. My roommate's gone. 971 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:09,313 I can spend the whole night making love to you. 972 01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:12,817 Oh, my God. 973 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,368 I can't. I can't. I gotta go. I gotta go. 974 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,287 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 975 01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:26,205 I gotta go. This isn't right. 976 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:29,000 - Yeah, it is. - No, no, no. Kim, it isn't. 977 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,627 And I don't know what I thought was gonna happen tonight. 978 01:00:31,712 --> 01:00:34,630 I definitely know what I hoped was gonna happen tonight. 979 01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:36,966 But this isn't cool. 980 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:40,177 I really, really, really want to have sex with you. 981 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,055 Yeah. I can tell. 982 01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:47,893 - You can tell that? - Yeah. 983 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:49,854 Subtle signs. 984 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,899 But I can't. I can't. 985 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,408 I'm sorry. 986 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:12,460 Michael? 987 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:17,465 Okay. 988 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:20,051 It's gonna be okay. 989 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,057 He's gonna come home. 990 01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:28,142 He's gonna come home. 991 01:01:29,770 --> 01:01:31,479 He's gonna come home. 992 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,863 Hey, this is Michael… 993 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:57,630 Do something for me. 994 01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,298 What? 995 01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:03,677 Go home, tell her that it's over and leave her. 996 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,597 - I can't. - What? You're an amazing guy. 997 01:02:06,681 --> 01:02:08,682 You wouldn't be here with me right now 998 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:11,602 unless you knew something was missing in your life. 999 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,938 You can't force things. I mean, 1000 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,358 relationships, they either work, or they don't. 1001 01:02:20,529 --> 01:02:23,197 I could be your last chance at happiness. 1002 01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:43,384 Come inside. 1003 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,099 I can't. 1004 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,646 Okay. Good night. 1005 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:25,634 - Jenna? - Where are you? 1006 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:27,261 Where are you? 1007 01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:37,771 No! No! No! 1008 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:39,940 Oh, fuck! 1009 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:42,610 - Jenna, I had an accident. - You asshole! 1010 01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:43,736 I had a car accident! 1011 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,197 Who the fuck are you with, you bastard? 1012 01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:47,865 Jenna! 1013 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:51,702 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1014 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:52,953 I knew this was gonna happen! 1015 01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:55,372 I knew this was gonna fucking happen. 1016 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,977 I'm here. I'm here. 1017 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,606 Why would you lie to me, Michael? 1018 01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:22,650 What are you talking about? 1019 01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:24,693 What were you doing all night? 1020 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:26,904 I was with Chris. 1021 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:31,534 God, you lying bastard. You make me so sick. 1022 01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:33,452 I was with Chris, I swear. 1023 01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:39,708 It's him. You want to ask him? You can ask him. Chris? 1024 01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:42,253 Jenna knows everything. I didn't tell her. 1025 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:45,005 Michael? Hello? 1026 01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:49,468 You don't want me to talk to him? 1027 01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:51,845 Why, is that because you're a lying piece of shit? 1028 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,514 I didn't do anything wrong, Jenna. 1029 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:54,682 Who is she? 1030 01:04:54,975 --> 01:04:58,102 - What are you talking about? - I want to know who she is. 1031 01:04:58,186 --> 01:04:59,687 You're blowing this way out of proportion, baby. 1032 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,814 Who were you with, Michael? 1033 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:07,152 This girl I met. It was nothing. It was nothing. 1034 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:13,993 Did you have sex with her? 1035 01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:17,037 Tell me. Did you cheat on me, asshole? 1036 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:19,707 I kissed her. 1037 01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:25,129 It was one kiss and it meant absolutely nothing, baby! 1038 01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:26,672 I did such a stupid thing! 1039 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:30,551 - It was a stupid thing. I'm so sorry. - You make me sick, you fucking slut. 1040 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:31,719 Slut? 1041 01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:40,394 "Kim"? You have her number programmed into your cell phone? 1042 01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:42,605 - Who is this dirty whore? - I didn't sleep with her! 1043 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,607 - Who is this fucking whore? - I didn't sleep with her! 1044 01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:46,066 - No. But you wanted to, right? - No! 1045 01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:47,985 - Bullshit. Is she prettier than me? - No! 1046 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,111 - Liar! - No, Jen! 1047 01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:50,738 What am I supposed to do now, huh? 1048 01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:52,573 What the fuck am I supposed to do now? 1049 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:53,907 You've ruined everything! 1050 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:55,909 Will you listen to me? Nothing happened! 1051 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:58,662 Nothing? You kissed her. 1052 01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:01,498 You were out with another woman all night. I'm pregnant. 1053 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,293 - Is that fucking nothing to you? - Yes! No! 1054 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,588 How many times did you kiss her? Don't you dare lie to me. 1055 01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:10,424 Several times. 1056 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,303 Oh, God, you make me sick! 1057 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,639 But it didn't mean anything, baby. She made me realize 1058 01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:19,099 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I know that now. 1059 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:23,270 I'm three months pregnant and you're already out trying to fuck other women! 1060 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,564 What's gonna happen 10 years from now? 1061 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:28,192 How could I ever trust anything you say again? 1062 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:29,443 Jenna. 1063 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:31,654 Fuck you, man. It's over. 1064 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:33,030 - Jenna. - Get out right now. 1065 01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:35,115 I'll tell you when you can come back and get your shit. 1066 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,617 Maybe Kimmy can help you pack. 1067 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,702 - Jenna, we're having a baby. - No. 1068 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:43,207 No, I am the one having this baby. I'm the pregnant one, not you. 1069 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:47,753 And she's better off with no father than a lying asshole like you! 1070 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:49,672 You're overreacting. It was a couple kisses. 1071 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,382 After three years, Jenna, things happen. 1072 01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:54,301 - Not to me, they don't! Get out! - And go where? 1073 01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:56,804 Get out of here! Go back to fucking Kim! 1074 01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:58,639 What, are you gonna fucking stab me, Jenna? 1075 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:00,307 - Get out! - Are you out of your fucking mind? 1076 01:07:00,392 --> 01:07:02,267 - Get the fuck out of here! - Are you out of your fucking mind? 1077 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,521 - Get the fuck out! - Fuck you! Fuck you! 1078 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,630 - Hello. - Hey. Don't hang up. 1079 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,633 Look, I'm so sorry about before. I think… 1080 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,261 God, I must've had too much to drink or something, 1081 01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:41,140 but if I promise not to try to kiss you or anything, 1082 01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,559 will you come over here and talk to me? 1083 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:46,353 I really need to talk to you. 1084 01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:03,096 Anna? 1085 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,605 Anna? 1086 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:37,089 - Hi. - Hey. 1087 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:40,425 I promise I won't touch you. 1088 01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:00,547 Hey. 1089 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:04,426 I don't care about tomorrow or anything else. 1090 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,387 I just care that you're here. 1091 01:11:52,058 --> 01:11:53,225 Fuck! 1092 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,770 Oh, fuck! 1093 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:17,082 Why'd you leave without saying goodbye? 1094 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:20,585 I have to go to this work thing. I didn't want to wake you up. 1095 01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,088 Have you seen my keys? 1096 01:12:29,095 --> 01:12:31,596 You can't wait to get back to her, can you? 1097 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,599 Can you just please help me find my keys? 1098 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,018 What did I do? 1099 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:42,357 You didn't do anything, Kim. You're amazing. 1100 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:45,110 You were amazing. Last night was perfect. 1101 01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:54,619 Here. 1102 01:12:58,458 --> 01:12:59,624 Thank you. 1103 01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:02,961 Are you gonna call me? 1104 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,338 I'll call you. 1105 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,117 Unlock the door, Jenna. 1106 01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,828 I'm packing. Come back later. The house will be empty. 1107 01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:21,540 No. You have to come talk to me. Things are not going to end like this. 1108 01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:25,460 - Like I did this. Move your foot. - I panicked. I made a huge mistake. 1109 01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:27,963 Fuck! 1110 01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:30,549 Jenna, open the door! 1111 01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,467 Michael? 1112 01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:35,512 - Is anything wrong? - Everything's fine. I locked myself out. 1113 01:14:35,596 --> 01:14:39,891 - Jenna, you're having our baby! - Yeah, well, maybe I won't keep it! 1114 01:14:40,268 --> 01:14:41,685 Don't you ever say that, Jenna. 1115 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:44,020 Don't ever say anything like that ever again! 1116 01:14:44,105 --> 01:14:46,690 I can do whatever the hell I want. We're not married, remember? 1117 01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:49,985 - We're both free, just like you wanted. - I made a mistake. 1118 01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:53,071 You're right. Too late, man. Move your goddamn foot. 1119 01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:57,742 Hi. 1120 01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:14,593 Hi, darling. 1121 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:19,764 What's going on? 1122 01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,352 Jenna? 1123 01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:26,479 Sweetheart. 1124 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:32,652 Oh, honey. 1125 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:39,951 Sweetheart, what's the matter? 1126 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:47,959 All right, come on. Come on, just come in. 1127 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:51,880 Oh, sweetie. You'll be fine, sweetheart. 1128 01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:22,869 - Jenna? - Hey, it's me. 1129 01:17:54,754 --> 01:17:56,629 - Hello. - Is she there? 1130 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:00,592 Anna? 1131 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,262 I'm coming over. Please don't tell her. 1132 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,948 I know I'm being such a pain in the ass right now, 1133 01:18:24,075 --> 01:18:25,700 but I had to come and see you. 1134 01:18:25,785 --> 01:18:27,369 - Hi. - Hi. 1135 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:30,205 I know you're like, "This girl's a freak, get her away from me," 1136 01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:33,792 but I have something for you. 1137 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:44,135 Don't you want to know what it is? 1138 01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:48,848 I made you, like, the best mix CD ever. I mean, there's a ton of stuff on it. 1139 01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:50,016 Like some really cool Madison bands 1140 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,393 that I'm sure you've never heard of before. 1141 01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:53,561 And, like, the first song that we danced to. 1142 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:55,939 And there's also, like, this song of me playing the flute 1143 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:59,359 which you're gonna think is totally God-awful. But I thought it'd… 1144 01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:00,777 - Kim. - What? 1145 01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:03,780 There's something I have to tell you. 1146 01:19:07,118 --> 01:19:10,995 I'm having a baby with a woman that I'm very much in love with. 1147 01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:18,586 You told me that you were confused, that you wanted to leave her. 1148 01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:21,714 I know. I was confused, Kim. I was so confused. 1149 01:19:21,841 --> 01:19:24,968 And it was wrong of me to get you tangled up in that. 1150 01:19:25,052 --> 01:19:27,720 How could you not tell me that you were having a baby? 1151 01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:30,640 Because I'm an asshole. I did a bad thing. 1152 01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:32,809 I have no excuse. 1153 01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:35,103 There nothing I can say to you 1154 01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:39,774 other than that I'm so sorry, and it's really not about you at all. 1155 01:19:39,859 --> 01:19:41,818 Why do people always say that? 1156 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:45,989 How can it not be about me if you can sleep with me one minute, 1157 01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:48,324 and then walk out on me the next? 1158 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:50,493 I'm sorry, Kim. 1159 01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:53,496 I gotta go. 1160 01:20:11,182 --> 01:20:12,307 - All right. - All right. 1161 01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:14,017 No, you'll be fine. 1162 01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:16,352 You are the suckiest driver. 1163 01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:19,689 No way. I'm not. 1164 01:20:20,274 --> 01:20:23,193 Well, how many miles do you think you guys will be making fun of me for? 1165 01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,819 I'd say pretty much the whole entire way. 1166 01:20:24,904 --> 01:20:26,571 I'm not going to make fun of you. 1167 01:20:26,697 --> 01:20:28,448 I think there's a bus stop… 1168 01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:31,117 - Is there a bus down there? Oh, good. - It's four miles. 1169 01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:33,077 Because my friends aren't giving me a ride home, so… 1170 01:20:33,204 --> 01:20:34,954 I think it's going to rain. 1171 01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:37,832 Sorry I'm not coming, guys. 1172 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:41,419 - No, don't apologize. - No. You're doing the right thing, man. 1173 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,383 - Send a postcard? - Sure. 1174 01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:48,760 Call me. 1175 01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:51,554 Fly's down. 1176 01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:26,464 Honey. 1177 01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:30,426 Michael's coming over. 1178 01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:34,305 - You told him I was here? - He knew. 1179 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,099 Come on, Mom. 1180 01:21:41,272 --> 01:21:44,148 Jenna, sweetheart, look, I know. I know it hurts like hell 1181 01:21:44,275 --> 01:21:46,150 and I am sorry, I really am. 1182 01:21:46,277 --> 01:21:49,112 But you know, two days ago you told me these things happen… 1183 01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:51,239 You and Daddy have been together 30 years, Mom. 1184 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:53,575 We aren't even married yet and he's already cheating on me. 1185 01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:54,742 I know. I know. 1186 01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:57,161 And I really don't need you to defend him right now, okay? 1187 01:21:57,288 --> 01:22:01,249 I'm not. There's nothing to defend. It's despicable. He did an awful thing. 1188 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:04,335 It's not an awful thing, Mom. It's an unforgivable thing. 1189 01:22:04,461 --> 01:22:05,795 Unforgivable? 1190 01:22:10,134 --> 01:22:11,593 What do you want? 1191 01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:15,513 - I just want to talk to you! - Get out of here! It's over! 1192 01:22:16,015 --> 01:22:18,850 - Jenna? - You hear me? It's over! 1193 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:28,651 - So what are we supposed to do? - Let him in. 1194 01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:34,240 Thank you. 1195 01:22:35,034 --> 01:22:37,201 No, wait. Let me talk to her again. 1196 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,374 Jenna. Open up. 1197 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:47,045 Michael's not here. He's outside with your dad. 1198 01:22:47,713 --> 01:22:48,880 Jenna. 1199 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:02,268 Have you got something to say for yourself? 1200 01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:10,401 I don't know, I'm… I panicked. I got scared. 1201 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:13,613 Well, that's a very compelling argument. 1202 01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:16,115 You won't have any trouble convincing her of that. 1203 01:23:17,743 --> 01:23:19,744 What the fuck were you thinking? 1204 01:23:20,371 --> 01:23:22,038 Did you just get bored? 1205 01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:26,209 - No, I'm just an idiot. - On that much, we're agreed. 1206 01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:29,879 I love her, Stephen. 1207 01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:32,840 I realize now I love her more than I will ever love anybody else. 1208 01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:34,258 Stop talking about love. 1209 01:23:34,385 --> 01:23:36,594 Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. 1210 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,346 - It means nothing. - But it's true. 1211 01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:40,431 It still doesn't mean anything. 1212 01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:43,226 What you feel only matters to you. 1213 01:23:43,394 --> 01:23:47,355 It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. 1214 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,482 It's the only thing that counts. 1215 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,901 And you did do this thing, right? 1216 01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:04,956 I just saw the rest of my life, and there were no more surprises. 1217 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:07,834 This was it. 1218 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,670 I mean, it was great… 1219 01:24:12,297 --> 01:24:13,589 But it was it. 1220 01:24:22,933 --> 01:24:25,143 What makes you think this isn't gonna happen again? 1221 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:27,270 - I know it won't. - Oh, right. 1222 01:24:27,438 --> 01:24:28,521 Come on! 1223 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:31,232 Aren't we supposed to be able to learn from our mistakes? 1224 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:34,026 I did something horrible, but I learned from it. 1225 01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:36,946 I met this little brunette and I faltered. 1226 01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:42,952 Are you telling me that throughout your entire marriage you never faltered? 1227 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:49,500 You haven't? 1228 01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:53,463 Never? 1229 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,799 - Never. - Oh, that makes me feel great. 1230 01:24:56,884 --> 01:24:59,093 You think it's because I wasn't tempted? 1231 01:24:59,178 --> 01:25:00,553 You think that this woman 1232 01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:03,473 is the last brunette that's ever gonna let you know that she wants you? 1233 01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:06,350 Look at me. I haven't met my last brunette. 1234 01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:09,729 She's the last one I'm gonna kiss. 1235 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:16,152 I'm in love with your daughter, Stephen. 1236 01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:19,447 And maybe that doesn't mean anything to you, but I'm standing here. 1237 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:22,158 You're her father. I'm looking you in the eyes and I'm telling you, 1238 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:24,911 I will do anything in the world to get your daughter back. 1239 01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:27,538 - Really? Anything? - I'll do anything. 1240 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:32,001 - People say that. They don't mean it. - But I mean it. 1241 01:25:34,379 --> 01:25:36,005 Well, it's very simple. 1242 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,509 Just do whatever it takes. 1243 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:45,848 - It's that simple. - Yes. 1244 01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:48,726 You can't fail if you don't give up. 1245 01:25:52,231 --> 01:25:55,107 You know, being right isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1246 01:25:55,526 --> 01:25:59,237 And you can't try so hard to control it all. 1247 01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:03,157 You know, life is pretty much in the grays for the most part. 1248 01:26:03,242 --> 01:26:05,743 And if you insist always on black and white, 1249 01:26:05,869 --> 01:26:08,079 you are gonna be very unhappy. 1250 01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:11,249 That's a convenient philosophy for you, Mom. 1251 01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:15,002 Look, I don't defend what I did to your father. 1252 01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:18,047 But the truth of the matter is that we both gave up. 1253 01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:22,260 But now we are trying, we are trying very hard 1254 01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:25,346 to get back on track 1255 01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:28,933 by listening to each other, something we've never done. 1256 01:26:29,768 --> 01:26:33,896 Honey, whatever you decide about Michael, talk to him. 1257 01:26:34,731 --> 01:26:36,399 As painful as it is. 1258 01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:39,360 Don't be so quick to walk away. 1259 01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:46,868 She's in her room. 1260 01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:49,954 People know the truth. 1261 01:26:51,081 --> 01:26:54,959 They may not like it or want to know it, but they always know. 1262 01:26:56,879 --> 01:26:58,963 Lie, and you will lose her. 1263 01:27:59,650 --> 01:28:02,360 It'll never happen again in my life. I promise. 1264 01:28:02,861 --> 01:28:05,780 Why did you do something so awful to me? 1265 01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:11,202 Because I was scared. 1266 01:28:12,663 --> 01:28:14,622 Do you know what? I don't want to hear it. 1267 01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:16,290 You said you're okay with having this baby. 1268 01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:17,792 What am I supposed to say to you, Jenna? 1269 01:28:17,876 --> 01:28:20,336 I'm terrified that my life is over? 1270 01:28:20,671 --> 01:28:23,547 I'm terrified because I don't think I'm ready to grow up yet? 1271 01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:26,133 I mean, a guy can't say that to the woman that's having his baby. 1272 01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:28,803 - You would've never forgiven me. - No, you're right, and I don't. 1273 01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:30,304 That doesn't mean I feel that way now, though. 1274 01:28:30,389 --> 01:28:32,056 No, now you feel guilty. You're still scared. 1275 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:34,642 You're just scared of what I'll do to you. 1276 01:28:35,686 --> 01:28:37,228 Well, that's true. 1277 01:28:40,399 --> 01:28:44,151 - You were really terrified? - Jenna, I am terrified. 1278 01:28:44,403 --> 01:28:46,070 So am I, you idiot. 1279 01:28:47,030 --> 01:28:49,824 I'm scared I'm gonna be a bad mother, 1280 01:28:49,908 --> 01:28:54,245 and you won't love me, and you'll ignore me, and… 1281 01:28:54,371 --> 01:28:56,998 I won't want you, and the whole thing will fall apart 1282 01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:58,874 and I won't know what to do. 1283 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:01,752 - Baby, that's not gonna happen. - How do you know? 1284 01:29:01,878 --> 01:29:03,170 Because I know. 1285 01:29:04,381 --> 01:29:06,924 - You know now, you didn't know before? - Yes. 1286 01:29:07,384 --> 01:29:08,592 I know now. 1287 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,100 Were you telling me the truth last night? 1288 01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:18,060 You didn't sleep with her? 1289 01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:22,523 I was telling you the truth. 1290 01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:42,626 But then I went back. 1291 01:29:49,426 --> 01:29:50,551 Fuck you! 1292 01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:53,387 Jenna. Calm down! Listen to me. I'm telling you the truth. 1293 01:29:53,472 --> 01:29:55,723 - Get the fuck out! - I'm telling you the truth! 1294 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:59,226 Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! 1295 01:29:59,811 --> 01:30:02,646 I'm sorry! I'm trying to be totally honest with you! 1296 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:06,317 Jenna, I could've lied and I'd be inside that door right now, but I didn't. 1297 01:30:06,443 --> 01:30:08,569 Isn't the truth more important than anything else, Jenna? 1298 01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:11,447 Not if the truth is you slept with another woman! 1299 01:30:11,573 --> 01:30:12,656 Jen? 1300 01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:15,409 Just listen to me for one second. I'm so sorry. 1301 01:30:15,494 --> 01:30:18,245 Baby, I'm so sorry. Jenna, please… 1302 01:30:18,663 --> 01:30:21,665 - Don't touch me! - Listen to me for one second. 1303 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,919 I mean it! I mean it! 1304 01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:27,588 Get… Get away from me! 1305 01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:31,592 Where are you going to go, Jenna? 1306 01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:33,260 Jenna? 1307 01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:37,014 - Get away from me! - Listen to me! 1308 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:41,268 Jenna? 1309 01:30:42,521 --> 01:30:44,980 Stop! I love you! 1310 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:07,211 - Motherfucker. - Jenna? Jenna? 1311 01:31:07,337 --> 01:31:09,713 Don't even think about coming in the house. Michael, I mean it. 1312 01:31:09,798 --> 01:31:12,299 - Okay. I'm not gonna come inside. - Damn right, you're not. 1313 01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:13,884 But I'm not gonna leave, either. 1314 01:31:14,010 --> 01:31:15,136 I'm not gonna leave, Jenna. 1315 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,720 You're gonna have to come talk to me sooner or later. 1316 01:31:16,805 --> 01:31:17,888 Go away! 1317 01:31:17,973 --> 01:31:20,182 I can't! I'm sorry. I can't. 1318 01:31:20,559 --> 01:31:23,811 I love you, and I don't deserve you, but this is our home. 1319 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:28,858 This is our home, Jenna, and I'm… 1320 01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:32,653 I'm not gonna leave this porch until you talk to me. 1321 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,157 Jenna? 1322 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:20,534 Hey. 1323 01:32:23,955 --> 01:32:25,539 I'm not coming back. 1324 01:32:27,292 --> 01:32:28,459 I'm sorry. 1325 01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:33,422 But I'm moving into Kenny's. I'm still gonna be his dad. 1326 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:37,051 Okay. Good. 1327 01:32:40,096 --> 01:32:42,640 - Hey. - You can start now. 1328 01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:44,475 Hi. 1329 01:32:47,270 --> 01:32:48,479 Sorry? 1330 01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:52,149 Lise? 1331 01:32:52,901 --> 01:32:56,570 I'm exhausted, Chris. Everything you need is in here. 1332 01:32:56,655 --> 01:33:01,158 You need anything else, call. Otherwise, I will see you on Monday. 1333 01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:12,962 I'm here, kid. 1334 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:15,965 I'll never leave you. 1335 01:34:51,353 --> 01:34:54,021 Michael? Michael? 1336 01:34:56,232 --> 01:34:59,401 - It's sparkling! - Thank you, Réjean. 1337 01:36:22,569 --> 01:36:23,735 Thank you. 1338 01:36:55,935 --> 01:36:58,604 Do you remember the day my grandmother died? 1339 01:36:59,981 --> 01:37:01,190 Jenna? 1340 01:37:03,526 --> 01:37:07,613 Remember how they let me in so that I could kiss her goodbye? 1341 01:37:10,617 --> 01:37:13,285 There was this pain in my heart that day 1342 01:37:15,205 --> 01:37:17,122 that I had never felt before, 1343 01:37:18,500 --> 01:37:21,293 and that I've never felt again until now. 1344 01:37:24,797 --> 01:37:29,134 I feel like I'm mourning the death of the single most important thing in my life. 1345 01:37:33,848 --> 01:37:34,973 Us. 1346 01:37:37,143 --> 01:37:38,852 But we're not dead, Jenna. 1347 01:37:41,231 --> 01:37:43,857 We're not dead, baby. We just have to go back. 1348 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,319 I'm begging you. I'm begging you. 1349 01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:50,822 Please love me enough to let us go back to the way things were. 1350 01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,993 I don't think I can, Michael. 1351 01:37:57,205 --> 01:38:00,791 Well, then, we'll start something new, but we have to try, right? 1352 01:38:01,543 --> 01:38:03,210 How can we not try? 1353 01:38:07,674 --> 01:38:08,840 Jenna?