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<i>How long are the lessons anyway? 45?
That's 45 too many.</i>

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<i>I like five-minute lessons.</i>

3
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<i>Five-minute lessons,
you're not gonna learn anything.</i>

4
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<i>- I'm not?
- How about 15 minutes?</i>

5
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<i>- Yeah, 45.
- 45?</i>

6
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<i>What about 10?</i>

7
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It says, "Sign up now.
Self-defense could save your life."

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- It sure will.
- It will.

9
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- Thank you very much.
- That was cool, yeah.

10
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Who teaches Taekwondo?

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- Mr. Simmons.
- Mr. Simmons?

12
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Do you like Mr. Simmons? Is he nice?

13
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- Is he talented? Is he good?
- Is he very good?

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He's one of the best instructors in town.

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- He is? Can he break rock?
- Yes.

16
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- He can? With his head?
- Yes.

17
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<i>So cute! Look at him!</i>

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Showtime, boys.
This is what it's all about,

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performing for the people.

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Let's go over the plan real quick, okay?

21
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You're gonna start things off
with your little floor pattern,

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get everybody hooked,

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then I'm gonna step up
and seal the deal.

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Board breaks.

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Simple plan, okay?
So don't fuck this up for me.

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This is my life, okay?

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Every single person out there
is a potential new client.

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- Y'all understand?
- Yes, sir.

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Okay, pull them in.

30
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- Who's the king of the demo?
- You are, Mr. Simmons.

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- Who?
- You are, Mr. Simmons.

32
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You're goddamn right, I am.

33
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One, two, three.

34
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That's Julio Chavez,

35
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just one of our black belt students
at Concord Taekwondo.

36
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We got a lot of those there, huh?

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This is, without a doubt, to me,

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one of the most difficult things
in Taekwondo to do,

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is to bust them with your elbow.

40
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And, well,
I fashion myself a master in this.

41
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So y'all are in for a special treat
this afternoon.

42
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Fuck!

43
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Okay! All right!

44
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So, if any of y'all wanna sign up
for classes at Concord Taekwondo,

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we have some sheets here
with information, phone numbers,

46
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special rates and whatnot. And...

47
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You know, come talk to me
if y'all wanna learn how to

48
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do some cool Taekwondo.

49
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Nice stretches.

50
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Raul, looks like you got that acne
taken care of. Looking good, champ.

51
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Come on, girls.
All right, everybody line up!

52
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- Sir!
- Line up.

53
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Feet together.

54
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Charyut kyungneh!

55
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- Face senior student! Kyungneh!
- Sir!

56
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- Face the front!
- Sir!

57
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Tenets of Taekwondo. Begin.

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- Courtesy, self-control, perseverance...
- Courtesy, self-control, perseverance...

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...integrity, indomitable spirit, sir.
...integrity, indomitable spirit, sir.

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Kyungneh.

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Hey, everybody. You guys are
stretching? I just got finished doing that.

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What are you doing here?
Just come back from working out?

63
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No, I came from church,
you fucking retard.

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Okay, that's wonderful language that
my wife uses in front of my friends.

65
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Listen, I just came to remind you about

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dinner tonight
with my friends from work.

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Okay, let's go ahead
and move to the right.

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Sir!

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Could you please take your shoes off?
My mats are 100 bucks apiece.

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So are you gonna be there tonight,
or what?

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Well, I live there,
so I guess I will be there.

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I thought we talked about not doing
this kind of stuff during the week.

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Yeah, but I also thought we talked
about how important it was.

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Okay, you're right.
Importance, importance.

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Okay, for you, honey, anything.
But if you could do something for me,

76
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and just take your high heels
off my mats.

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I love you. I'll see you tonight.

78
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Now this is a man who does not
take shit from anybody, just like me.

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Look at him. Goddamn movie star.
Beautiful man. Beautiful man.

80
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We're gonna take a road trip next month
to see him. You should come, dude.

81
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Who do you think would win in a fight

82
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between Bruce Lee
and Chuck "The Truck"?

83
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What, are you kidding?
The Truck, easy.

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He's the eight-year undefeated
kickboxing champion.

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Can Bruce Lee say that? No.
Bruce Lee is dead.

86
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Who do you think would win in a fight,
you or Chuck "The Truck"?

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That one's probably
a little too close to call.

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Come on. Steady up.

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Let's not forget our forms, here.

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This ain't a street fight.
This is Taekwondo.

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Stop throwing wild punches.
Come on, kicks up.

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Come on, not in the face.
Not in the face, okay?

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Okay, good. Work him. Work him.

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Okay. Kicks up.

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I'm so hungry,
I could eat a grown man's ass right now.

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Dig in. Dig in. Let's get to business.

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- This wine is delicious.
- Thank you.

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And let me just say, Connie,

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that Fred and I are so happy to
have you and Carlos over for dinner.

100
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Yeah, usually I don't really like to

101
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have guests around
during the middle of the week,

102
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you know, when I'm working,
but you guys are cool.

103
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It's okay for you guys to be here.

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Thank you.
I think I speak in Connie's behalf

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when I say that we're both
glad to be here. Right, hon?

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And, Connie, you,
I'd like to thank you very much

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for hooking Suze up with a job.
That was nice of you.

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- She didn't hook me up with a job.
- I just got her the interview.

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Suzie got the job on her own.

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So, Carlos, Connie tells me
you're a big-time lawyer.

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Yeah, I just passed the bar exam,

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and I'm working for
Williams, Williams and Turner.

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And it was all thanks
in part to the G.I. Bill.

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That's great. And look at you,
Connie, he's quite a catch.

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Suze, why don't you just
chill out for a minute, stop flirting.

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Connie's sitting right here next to you.

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- I wasn't flirting.
- Carlos, you better watch out!

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I got my eye on you.

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I'm just kidding, dude. Relax.
Take it easy, dude. I'm joking.

120
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Oh, shit!

121
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We forgot to say Grace.

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Close your eyes. Give me your hands.

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- Honey?
- Close your eyes.

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Jesus Christ, we thank you for

125
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not giving us any diseases
that will kill us

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and for having jobs

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and thank you for this meal
that I bought myself.

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Amen.

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<i>Whether you're interested
in self-defense,</i>

130
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<i>staying in shape,
or a fun activity for the entire family,</i>

131
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<i>Taekwondo America
is just what you're looking for.</i>

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And that's who trained me.

133
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And if you so choose,
I could train you as well.

134
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I could teach you about strength
that lies deep within.

135
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I could teach you how to unlock power,

136
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I could teach you
discipline, confidence, self-respect.

137
00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:03,106
Yeah, well, I just moved to the area,

138
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,110
and I was looking for
some sort of workout.

139
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You know, just to stay in shape.

140
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,146
Taekwondo's terrific
for keeping in shape,

141
00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,979
but it's also
a deadly serious killing system.

142
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I mean, it's probably
the best of all martial arts.

143
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,620
I hear Jujitsu is really good for balance.

144
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Jujitsu sucks.

145
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What you want is Taekwondo.

146
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It's got everything, mental, physical...

147
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That's good, because
when I was in school abroad,

148
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I really got into yoga,

149
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and that's a lot of
breathing techniques and meditation...

150
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Meditation's terrific and all,

151
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but never heard of it saving anyone
from a gang rape-type situation.

152
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Meditate on that. Rape.

153
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I pride myself on really
being able to read people and

154
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understand what's
going through their minds.

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And right now, I'm thinking
that you're at about 90%.

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I'd like to show you something
that will take care of that last 10.

157
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What is it?

158
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,200
Just a trophy that I won.

159
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:07,296
A little simple token proving that
I'm the champion of all North America.

160
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,500
Wow, the North American Champion?

161
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,579
Yeah, that's right.
1991 Las Vegas Invitational

162
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:15,079
Open Sparring Competition.

163
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Four days of pain and courage,

164
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but I emerged victorious, of course.

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Back there in the office,
I was beginning to wonder if this was

166
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some type of a joke.

167
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,561
Why don't you ask the guy
who came in second place?

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00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,260
- And, break. Face your partner.
- Sir!

169
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:36,859
Kyungneh!

170
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,369
Shake hands.

171
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,733
- Okay, rotate.
- Sir!

172
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,535
All right, everybody just have a seat
for a second. Have a seat.

173
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,045
Sir!

174
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:51,049
Now, I'm noticing that a lot of y'all are
just throwing single kicks and punches.

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What you need to be doing

176
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is follow those through
with some combinations. Okay?

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Let's start with a simple one, shall we?

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Right hand block, left hand throws
a distracting back fist,

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number one side kick followed through
with a spin crescent kick to the head.

180
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,523
- Sound easy enough?
- Sir!

181
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,659
Okay, let's try it out.
Rick, Marge, hop up.

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00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,067
Sir.

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- Okay, Marge, ready stance. Okay.
- Sir.

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00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,401
Rick, we're gonna have you
on the attack first.

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Throw a round kick.

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Block with the right,
distracting back fist,

187
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number one side kick,
and spin crescent kick.

188
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There we go. Boom. Got him. Got him.

189
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,489
Got you, didn't she, Rick?

190
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,420
No, I was just doing
what you told me to do.

191
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,050
That's fine.
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

192
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,992
Think you can beat this combination?

193
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,428
I think Marge and I know different.
Don't we, Marge?

194
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,693
- Yes, sir.
- Okay. Let's do this again.

195
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,029
- Marge, ready stance.
- Sir.

196
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,466
Keep your eyes on Rick.

197
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:46,266
And don't forget the distracting
back fist. That's the key.

198
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,864
Rick, you come with whatever you got.

199
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,307
Full contact, no holds barred, okay?

200
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,571
I'm gonna warn you,

201
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,170
I don't think you're gonna like
how this ends, hotshot.

202
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,409
- Face your partner. Kyungneh.
- Sir.

203
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,377
Sparring stances.

204
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,549
Sheejahk!

205
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,459
She still alive?

206
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,338
Somebody check her pulse, please.

207
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,793
- Fuck you!
- What are you doing, weirdo?

208
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,920
I just scared the shit out of you
is what I'm doing.

209
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,088
No, you didn't!

210
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,428
You totally thought
you were just about to get murdered.

211
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,832
Aren't you even gonna ask me
how my first day at work was?

212
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,097
I'm sorry, Your Majesty,
how was your first day at work?

213
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:56,733
Shitty. This Chinese bitch
was trying to start some shit with me.

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00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,902
She was trying to give me shit
about making personal phone calls.

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00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,173
And I was like,
"Fuck you, you stupid fucking bitch!

216
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,078
- "I'm on my lunch break!"
- Okay, well, my turn.

217
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,846
It was pretty cool at work today
because I signed up a new student.

218
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,480
That's terrific.

219
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:12,024
She was a girl, this student
was a girl, a new girl I signed up.

220
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,787
And she's kind of cool,
into different stuff.

221
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,854
Into yoga, meditations,
beautiful bodies, healthy bodies.

222
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,024
So, what, you're trying to tell me
you like her or something?

223
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:26,333
Why do I... 'Cause of what
I told you about yoga? Give me a break.

224
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:31,672
No, I'm just telling you that she just
got back from being abroad, actually.

225
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,906
She was taking college abroad,
in another country.

226
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,848
- She was getting an education.
- So?

227
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,511
You might be interested in
a story like that,

228
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,952
- a success story like that.
- You don't have a degree.

229
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:47,152
I don't have a degree myself?
Sweetheart, I have four degrees.

230
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,957
College degree and a black belt degree
are the same thing. Yeah, right.

231
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,258
And you know what I think?

232
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,356
I think someone
who doesn't have a degree at all

233
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,765
should just go ahead and
just keep to what they know.

234
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,532
Which in your case is what?
Dental, denter...

235
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,072
Dentist assistory, or something?

236
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,836
- Dentistry.
- Dentistry? Whatever.

237
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,912
I can't even believe
that's something that's real.

238
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,674
You know what? I'm really fucking tired.

239
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,249
I told you I had a shitty day.

240
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,578
I'm not gonna play your stupid,

241
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,347
"I'm gonna give you shit after your
first day at work" games, okay, Fred?

242
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:18,481
Okay, well, get untired, because tonight

243
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:21,823
is two-for-one crab legs
at Captain Olanders.

244
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,985
- Stop.
- Get you in the knee.

245
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,448
- Stop!
- Get your face. Get my own nuts.

246
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,321
- That's stupid!
- Get me in my balls.

247
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,091
Get him in his balls.

248
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,797
That's stupid.

249
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,995
- Those shoes are pointy as hell.
- I know.

250
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,434
They'll beat yours up in a fight.

251
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,097
Those shoes aren't gonna
do nothing to nobody.

252
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,071
I'm so glad you got me out of the house
and brought me here for crab.

253
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:13,202
Oh, look at that. It beeped once.
Does that mean we're ready? Lookit!

254
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,875
- Who's the king of the demo?
- You are, Mr. Simmons.

255
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,248
You're all goddamn right.
I am the king of the demo.

256
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,155
One, two, three.

257
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,126
Now y'all might wanna
watch your heads in the first row, here.

258
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,734
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm playing with y'all.

259
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,031
Okay, here we go.

260
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,718
How many slices have you had, Julio?

261
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,556
How about, you've had enough?

262
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,961
I'm not gonna sit here and
pay for you to stuff your face.

263
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,203
So, Henry, how's school been for you?

264
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,637
It's been all right.

265
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,902
Still planning on going to college?

266
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,272
Yes, sir.

267
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,706
That's okay, I guess.

268
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,282
Julio, of course, is up to nothing.

269
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,114
You're aware that
I've been grooming an apprentice here?

270
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,656
I mean, I think that's no secret
to any of y'all, correct?

271
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,987
But who's to say that a general

272
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,459
can't groom two apprentices?

273
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,589
So that, in the case that Apprentice A

274
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,693
can't hold a single goddamn board
steady during a demo,

275
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,271
you got Apprentice B, the fail-safe.

276
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,504
- Can you hold a board straight, Henry?
- Yes, sir.

277
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:57,140
I mean, I think as soon as you get
your self-confidence problem down pat,

278
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,344
I think that the future here at the studio

279
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,387
is gonna be pretty much
wide open to you.

280
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,788
I got two words for you, "Demo Team."

281
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,351
Can I be on the Demo Team, too, sir?

282
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,136
I think we're gonna keep you
where you're at, Bruce.

283
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,671
Self-control.

284
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,291
- Hey.
- Hey, what's going on?

285
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,453
Nothing. What are you doing?

286
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,157
Just trying to fix this little dude
on my patch.

287
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,996
His fist looks like a little nub.
I'm trying to get the stitching right.

288
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,967
How was work?

289
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,698
It was all right.

290
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:58,267
I made a list of who would be
most likely to go on a killing spree.

291
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,345
Yeah?

292
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,572
It pissed everybody off.

293
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,241
It was actually the highlight of my day.
It was awesome.

294
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,715
That's cool.

295
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,787
Guess who was the first one on the list?

296
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,377
- Who's that?
- You know that girl Jennie

297
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,854
I always tell you about?

298
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,925
- Yeah, that fat one?
- Yeah.

299
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,891
What the fuck is this?

300
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,129
So, anything else

301
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,795
interesting or odd
happening around work?

302
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,634
Nothing... Not too much.
It sucks, as usual.

303
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,605
We had a little office party
the other night.

304
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,835
Okay.

305
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,673
Suze, sweetheart,

306
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,909
could you

307
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,245
tell me what the fuck this is?

308
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,620
Or perhaps, like, what this is?

309
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,554
Because it's my wife's ass.

310
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,922
Why are you going through
my fucking work papers?

311
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,154
This kind of looks like this is
my wife's breast, perhaps.

312
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,662
- What is this?
- It's nothing!

313
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,857
My wife's tits on a Xerox machine.

314
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,698
And just a bunch of dudes.
Time of your life. Who's this?

315
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,806
A dude with his mouth open.

316
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,536
- Who the hell is this fucking guy?
- That's my boss.

317
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,372
Mr. Fisher.

318
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,312
- Lil' Steve Fisher's dad?
- No, my boss.

319
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,145
Lil' Stevie Fisher's dad,
your boss. Great.

320
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,585
- What? What do you want to know?
- What have you been up to?

321
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,222
We just had a party.
Things got out of control.

322
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,519
I really don't know
what else to tell you besides that.

323
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,391
What? I just need to know simply what
happened. That's all I'm asking for.

324
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,986
What happened?

325
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,324
Mr. Fisher and I,
we sort of did something.

326
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,174
I got really drunk,
like Myrtle Beach drunk.

327
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,248
What happened?

328
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,817
I gave him a hand job.

329
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,327
You gave somebody a hand job?

330
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:01,127
To fit in, to make friends,
you stroked some dude off?

331
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:10,001
I'm just gonna go stay with
my cousin Julie for a couple of nights.

332
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,319
Julio, take over.

333
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,091
Okay, let's line up for forms!

334
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,265
Guys! Stop! We're supposed
to be practicing our forms!

335
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,598
Yeah, I'm being totally disgusting.

336
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,935
And you're just a goddamn angel,
aren't you?

337
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,704
Okay, yeah, beautiful mouth.
Yeah, fuck me. Wonderful attitude.

338
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,712
Wonderful fucking attitude!
I hate you, too!

339
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:25,341
I don't hate you. Suzie? Suzie? Hello?

340
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,942
God damn it!
You gonna hang up on me?

341
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:31,319
How about I take my shotgun
and shoot your fucking tits off!

342
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,157
- What are you doing out here?
- I don't know, sir.

343
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,957
How long have you been
standing out here for?

344
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,200
I need to talk to you, Julio. I need to
tell you something very important.

345
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,204
Man to man, okay? You listening?

346
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,434
Yes, sir.

347
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,533
This world is a dark, dark forest.

348
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:56,676
And if you open up a man
and look into most of their hearts,

349
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,978
you'll find disgust and evil.

350
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,748
- You hear me?
- Yes, sir.

351
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,448
Your own parents,
your mother and father,

352
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,924
would slit your throat just to get ahead.

353
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,552
And when you find a wife,
you watch her.

354
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,961
And you don't believe
a single word she says.

355
00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:16,627
Because, at the core, people are shit.

356
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,734
The only person that you can trust
is me, your Taekwondo instructor.

357
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:26,772
I will never sell you out.
Will you ever betray me, Julio?

358
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,071
No, sir.

359
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,913
I know you won't because you're loyal.
You're one of my allies.

360
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,647
Now why aren't you out there
teaching class, like I asked you to?

361
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,815
- They're not listening to me.
- Who's not listening to you?

362
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,587
Brandon, Tamika and Lil' Stevie.

363
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,219
- Lil' Stevie Fisher?
- Yes, sir.

364
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,062
Fisher, okay.

365
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,929
All right. We're gonna learn
some lessons today, class.

366
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,026
How about some lessons?

367
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:55,335
Class, as you notice, Lil' Stevie
has a problem with his defense.

368
00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:59,036
And that problem is,
he has absolutely no defense!

369
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:03,343
He's weak as hell. Look at the
frustration in his little Fisher eyes.

370
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:06,316
Look at him. He's weak as hell, huh?

371
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:10,287
Look at that.
Now, class, it's very important

372
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,119
to control your opponent.

373
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:15,956
Did I get under your skin? What you
gonna do? What you gonna do?

374
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,553
You gonna do something, huh?
What's up?

375
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,261
Illegal contact! That's illegal contact!

376
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:25,837
No, it wasn't!

377
00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:30,404
Oh, shit.

378
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:33,537
You do not hit my kid!
I don't care what he did!

379
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,807
I don't care if he spit in your face!

380
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,042
Who the hell do you think you are?

381
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:39,778
Well, there must...
Maybe we got something confused here.

382
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,285
Me and Lil' Stevie were
just having a good time.

383
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,411
Isn't that right, buddy?

384
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:43,784
You're an idiot!

385
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,653
Oh, I'm an idiot.

386
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,952
Okay, well, you know what?

387
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,651
I didn't wanna bring this out
in front of everybody,

388
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,457
but you're not really
leaving me any choice.

389
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,465
I think you need to take
a good look in the mirror, Mrs. Fisher.

390
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,092
How well do you think
your marriage is going?

391
00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:58,830
How dare you!

392
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,701
You don't even know, do you?

393
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:04,299
What the hell
are you talking about, Simmons?

394
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:07,902
Office party. My wife. Your husband.

395
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,785
Mr. Simmons, my husband is dead!

396
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,459
You're making this really awkward.

397
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,192
Okay, everybody, it's time for forms.
Derek, you got your cup on?

398
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,100
'Cause I will hit you there.

399
00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:36,073
You're a trainee, I'm an instructor.
Listen to what I'm saying.

400
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:40,006
What else you got?
Let me see some moves.

401
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,542
Come on. Weakling.

402
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:48,414
Come on, let's pretend like
we can do something. Okay, weak.

403
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:52,155
Come on, get it over!
What's wrong with you?

404
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,061
You're messing...
You're totally messing up!

405
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,261
<i>Whether you're interested
in self-defense,</i>

406
00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:05,826
<i>staying in shape,
or a fun activity for the entire family,</i>

407
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,169
<i>Taekwondo America
is just what you're looking for.</i>

408
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,234
And that's who trained me.

409
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,212
So, shall I draw up the contracts?

410
00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:18,408
I don't really know.
It just seems so expensive.

411
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:22,083
Well, you're in luck,
because today we have a special deal.

412
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,589
It's $19.99 for the first month,
and that includes a free uniform.

413
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,125
But then it goes up to $50 a month
after that, right?

414
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:29,524
Which is also a terrific deal.

415
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,723
But then you charge for testings
and sparring gear, right?

416
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,930
I mean, it sounds great, but it's...

417
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,195
I don't know,
it just seems too expensive.

418
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,670
Okay, I know
what we're dealing with now.

419
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,674
- You're one of those soft people.
- Excuse me?

420
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:48,304
You're lazy, and I have a good idea
that, when you came in here,

421
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,746
you had no intentions upon signing up.

422
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,717
Just wasting my time.
You're a weak person.

423
00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:57,687
I could give you the confidence
you need to correct the situation,

424
00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,587
but I don't know.

425
00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:02,593
Doesn't even seem like
it would probably take to you.

426
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:07,189
- Thank you for your time, sir.
- Thank yourself.

427
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:10,360
Before you go,
let me leave you with one thing.

428
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:12,894
You will always regret this,

429
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:17,032
and you will never be anything
that's worthy of anything.

430
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,572
Fuck you!

431
00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:22,408
Fuck you, you fatass.

432
00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,881
If you were in prison, you'd be raped

433
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,509
because you exude feminine qualities.

434
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,088
You're also a big old fat piece of ass.

435
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,919
- Go home, you piece of shit.
- Fuck you!

436
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:09,787
Denise, could I see you in my office
for a second, please?

437
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,397
Denise, you can
go ahead and have a seat.

438
00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:20,267
So how are you doing?

439
00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:22,705
I'm okay. Class is good.

440
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,106
How about life outside of TKD?

441
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:28,009
Did my card go through and everything?
Is it okay?

442
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:32,847
Listen, I know I seem like
a serious martial artist,

443
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:35,716
but outside of class, I like to cut loose.

444
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,756
I like to have a good time.
Have a beer or two.

445
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,826
Go to a musical dance club.

446
00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:43,827
Just kind of really get down and just...

447
00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:45,590
Kind of just be free.

448
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,825
- That's cool.
- Yeah, it's real cool.

449
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,924
You like to party?

450
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:53,335
We should party together sometime.
I could give you a call.

451
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,567
I don't think that that's

452
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:56,699
- such a good idea.
- I don't even need to...

453
00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:59,300
We don't even have to go through
the weird schematics of me asking.

454
00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:03,439
I already got your number and address
from your registration form.

455
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:09,145
I don't know. I know that

456
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:10,950
you don't really know a lot about me,

457
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:15,153
but you're kind of meeting me at
an interesting point in my life right now.

458
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:18,162
Me and my wife are
kind of going through some...

459
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,061
I don't know,
just kind of an awkward patch.

460
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,157
Just kind of a weird area.

461
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,302
And I'm just kind of not really sure

462
00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,634
if we're gonna make it
to the other side or not.

463
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,435
Sorry about that.

464
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,442
I went through a breakup
about a year ago.

465
00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:35,446
It was really hard,
so I know it can really tear people up.

466
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,982
Wow. Did you just feel that?

467
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:39,742
What?

468
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:42,650
I mean, we totally
just connected right there.

469
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:45,690
I mean, it's, you know,
not every day that

470
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:49,283
someone will give me advice
that is just totally dead on. You know?

471
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:53,627
It just kind of sums up
exactly what I'm thinking.

472
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,860
I appreciate that, Denise.

473
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:58,493
Thank you very much. Touch me here.

474
00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:00,299
Let me see your hand.

475
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,499
- Okay.
- Close your eyes.

476
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:07,275
- You feel that energy?
- No.

477
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,447
It's in here.

478
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,015
I wanna thank you, Denise, for,

479
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,350
you know, just

480
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,816
having some time
for an old champion like myself.

481
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,325
I know I seem like

482
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:26,922
I'm invincible and nothing can hurt me,
but that's not really the truth.

483
00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:31,128
And it takes a special person
to kind of unlock

484
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,602
the real me.

485
00:29:32,705 --> 00:29:36,664
And I feel like, in a way,
that's what you've done here today

486
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,539
with your kind words.

487
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:44,209
Well, just keep your head up.
I'm sure you'll pull through.

488
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:48,218
I think I will, too.
I'm already starting to feel a lot better.

489
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:57,385
Just wonderful.

490
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,902
- I think I should go.
- Yeah, you better go.

491
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:16,877
- Stop!
- Sir!

492
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,643
- Face your partner.
- Sir!

493
00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:21,311
Charyut! Kyungneh!

494
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,047
Shake hands.

495
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,485
- All right, rotate.
- Sir!

496
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,560
- Face your partner.
- Sir!

497
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:33,131
- Feet together. Hands by your side.
- Sir!

498
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,893
Kyungneh!

499
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,558
Sparring stance!

500
00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:39,032
And, spar!

501
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,105
Okay, easy, easy!

502
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,374
He won't even fight!

503
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,039
- Come on, Henry, get back in here.
- Yes, sir!

504
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,515
I know you got more juice than that.

505
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,882
Don't waste your parents' money
being a punching bag.

506
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,318
Ridiculous.

507
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,189
Okay, stop. Rick. Rick!

508
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:09,426
Stop! Rick! Break! Everybody, sit down!

509
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,729
Sir!

510
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:14,431
Rick! Buddy, you have
some serious anger issues!

511
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,805
Okay, this ain't therapy. You're not
gonna work that stuff out here.

512
00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:21,107
Everybody knows Henry's weak
and has a confidence problem.

513
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,341
You're gonna try to exploit that?
Not in my studio!

514
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,384
Fifty push-ups. Now!

515
00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,248
- Yes, sir.
- Count them out.

516
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:31,755
One. Two. Three.

517
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:33,848
- Count them out. Sir!
- Four.

518
00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:37,986
Five, sir! Six, sir! Seven, sir!

519
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:41,123
Eight, sir! Nine, sir!

520
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,530
You ought to come over one night.

521
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,626
I make a great crusted salmon
with garlic on asparagus.

522
00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:47,103
- You cook? I love to cook!
- Oh, yeah, all the time.

523
00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,764
Sure. You ought to come on over.

524
00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:51,104
We'll try perhaps
adding a second entr�e,

525
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:54,611
maybe from some place you've been
overseas. You been anywhere lately?

526
00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:56,544
Actually, I just came back
from the Netherlands.

527
00:31:56,649 --> 00:31:58,378
Oh, really?
Well, maybe we won't deep fry it,

528
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:01,612
but maybe something Indonesian
from there.

529
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,416
So, when do you think would be good
for us to get together?

530
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,718
Probably Wednesday night
would be good for me.

531
00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:07,814
Okay, okay.

532
00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,054
Suzie, this is Fred, again.

533
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:15,057
Maybe some of the stuff I talked to you
about didn't really get through

534
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:18,933
because I have not received
one phone call from you today.

535
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,974
To be quite frank with you,
I'm a little ticked off

536
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:26,806
and pretty much super pissed, so...

537
00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,777
Change it.
Figure out how to change the situation.

538
00:32:30,883 --> 00:32:35,286
I am not comfortable with where we are
and this not calling back,

539
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:37,446
and just kind of

540
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,024
with everything that's going on,
you can understand where I'm at.

541
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,286
So, I need you to call me back

542
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,522
because I am not happy.

543
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,791
So, what else? That's it.

544
00:32:50,903 --> 00:32:54,464
I love you very much,
but I still am pissed.

545
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,507
Okay, have a good night.

546
00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:04,405
Henry, where's your ride?

547
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:06,916
My mom was supposed to
take me home.

548
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:09,579
What the hell do they think this is,
a goddamn day care center?

549
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:12,248
Go get your shit. I'll take you home.

550
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,134
- You know what a hand job is?
- Yes, sir.

551
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:29,435
It's when a female
strokes a male's genitalia

552
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,236
till he ejaculates.

553
00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:35,672
That's what a hand job is, Henry.
Sex 101 for you.

554
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:41,114
Makes me sick to
my goddamn stomach.

555
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:44,621
I've been married to this lady
for quite some time.

556
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:48,989
I mean, this is my fucking life, dude.
I mean, give me a goddamn break!

557
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,119
I'm married to a goddamn... Some slut

558
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,959
who's gonna jerk off every motherfucker

559
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:56,523
that knows how to work a goddamn
computer at her fucking job?

560
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,102
Jesus Christ!

561
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:01,295
I mean, this is me talking to you here.

562
00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:04,899
I'm in full goddamn control,
and shit like this can happen to me!

563
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,875
What's gonna happen to you?

564
00:34:06,979 --> 00:34:10,540
'Cause you sure as hell are
a lot fucking weaker than me.

565
00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:14,051
- I don't know, sir.
- Yeah.

566
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:17,554
I bet you your wife's probably
gonna butt-fuck somebody.

567
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,819
Mr. Simmons,
my mom's probably waiting for me.

568
00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:23,087
I'm freaking you out there, kid.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

569
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,187
Let's talk about you.
Wanna talk about you?

570
00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:27,595
- Sure.
- Yeah.

571
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,132
Why did you start Taekwondo?
How about that?

572
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,828
Let's start with something simple.

573
00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:35,031
- I really don't know.
- Was it 'cause of bullies?

574
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:36,699
Sort of.

575
00:34:36,809 --> 00:34:39,107
Bet it was, wasn't it?
I hate that mean shit.

576
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,475
My psychiatrist says
that it's perfectly normal

577
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,038
for, you know, a guy my age
to feel isolated...

578
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:49,416
Oh, motherfucker!
Oh, my God, that's her! Get down!

579
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,489
That's her. That's fucking her.

580
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,184
Look at her, she's with three dudes.

581
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,955
Three goddamn guys. Look at that guy.

582
00:34:57,062 --> 00:35:00,828
Look at friendly man opening up
the goddamn door for her.

583
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:03,060
See how she's enjoying herself?

584
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:06,296
I bet you that's him.
I bet that's fucking Mr. Fisher.

585
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:07,804
Look at him.

586
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:12,135
They look like they're about to
have sex with her to you?

587
00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,711
I don't know.

588
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,472
I wanna hear "sir"! Count them out!

589
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,312
Sir! Sir!

590
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,683
- Sir! Five, sir! Six, sir!
- Sir. Get them up!

591
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,450
Anyone else wanna be
a little jerk like Brandon?

592
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:28,526
Come on, wake up, Pete! Come on.

593
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,027
Your weakness is disgusting to me!

594
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,360
Throw a punch
that's gonna do something!

595
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,023
If you don't wanna try,
then just go ahead and go home,

596
00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:36,601
'cause you're wasting
both of our time here!

597
00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:38,829
- I'm trying, Mr. Simmons!
- Try harder.

598
00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,461
'Cause right now, you're sucking.

599
00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:44,167
- Mr. Simmons, I gotta pee-pee.
- Pinch it off!

600
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:47,177
Pete, what the hell are you doing?
Get in your ready stance!

601
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:50,146
Julio! Will you answer
the fucking phone?

602
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:55,113
You're in charge. You're in charge.
You're fucking in charge.

603
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,188
You're a champion. You're a champion.

604
00:35:57,289 --> 00:36:00,452
No, you're a fucking phony.
She gave him a hand job.

605
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,026
I'm a winner.

606
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:06,161
I feel my fucking power slipping.
My power is slipping.

607
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:08,893
You're fucking pathetic! You're pathetic.

608
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:11,196
No, you're fucking cool.

609
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,635
I'm a fucking asshole.

610
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:16,503
They don't know. They don't know shit.

611
00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,371
Confidence, strength.

612
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,269
You better keep it together.
You can keep this together.

613
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,815
Strength, virtue.

614
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:27,078
I can keep this. I can make this work.

615
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:29,780
I can hold myself completely together.

616
00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:34,352
Fuck! Pull it the fuck together!

617
00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:55,937
<i>I'm sorry, guys.</i>

618
00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,572
<i>I just blew it.</i>

619
00:36:58,483 --> 00:36:59,916
<i>And it hurts.</i>

620
00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:02,776
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

621
00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:10,659
Mr. Simmons?

622
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:14,020
Not today, Julio, okay? Go sit down.
Go sit with the kids. Not today.

623
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,594
Go sit down. Okay?

624
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:19,220
Everybody paying attention?
Eyes up here.

625
00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:22,391
Got a very special treat
for all you guys today.

626
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:26,096
A close friend of mine,
actually my best friend,

627
00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:28,798
has decided to pay us a little visit.

628
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:32,408
This man, I went to high school with,
I grew up with him,

629
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:35,105
and we both trained under Mr. Powers.

630
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:39,606
I want y'all to give him
the utmost respect,

631
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,778
listen to everything he has to say,

632
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:46,380
because if you pay close attention,
y'all might learn something.

633
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,688
Everyone, let's give it up
for Mr. Mike McAlister.

634
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:03,874
5%.

635
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,672
5% of all people

636
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,339
who start Taekwondo

637
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:13,384
actually make it to black belt.

638
00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:18,119
1%.

639
00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:21,522
1% become fourth degree black belts.

640
00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:26,460
Mr. Simmons
is a fourth degree black belt.

641
00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:31,194
I'm a fifth degree.

642
00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:33,498
But I don't believe in belts.

643
00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:38,108
Let's break some cement.

644
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,092
I'm glad we have this time to talk.

645
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:08,366
Right away, before we go any further,

646
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:12,333
I wanna establish a code of conduct.

647
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:16,436
This trip we're on is for men,
not little boys.

648
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:19,949
You guys are gonna see things
that you've never seen before.

649
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:23,316
And when we get back,
nobody's gonna tattle.

650
00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:26,223
Right, Julio?

651
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:30,323
'Cause I'm gonna do a lot of bad things,

652
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,827
and you guys aren't going to stop me.

653
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,195
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

654
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:40,602
You guys ever had sex?

655
00:40:44,176 --> 00:40:46,906
Y'all getting to know Mike
pretty good back here?

656
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:49,446
- Why don't you go ahead and buckle up.
- No, thank you.

657
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,379
Okay. You guys, buckle up.

658
00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:53,883
If anybody has to take a piss,
now is the time,

659
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:57,148
'cause we're getting ready to get the
H- E double hockey sticks outta here.

660
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,246
I mean, Julio, give me a break.

661
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:01,655
I mean, it's obvious that
Chuck "The Truck" would win

662
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,853
in a fight against Jeff Speakman.

663
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,157
I mean, Kenpo is
the shittiest of all martial arts.

664
00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:07,993
I mean, it's two freaking sticks.

665
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:11,865
It's just ignorant to think otherwise.
Plain ignorant.

666
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,200
- Check this out.
- What you got?

667
00:41:14,306 --> 00:41:17,764
Oh, no, you did not! Oh, my God!

668
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:22,304
It's Mike's band, Sexual Warriors.
These guys are totally awesome.

669
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,619
This is great.
This sounds so professional.

670
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,853
Wow, man. You did this?

671
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,658
Oh, my God.

672
00:41:39,764 --> 00:41:42,665
How much longer? Hurry up.

673
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:45,065
When I told y'all to take pees
before we left,

674
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,762
I was serious about that.

675
00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:50,933
I mean, I gotta take a shit, you don't
see me out here acting like an animal.

676
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:53,636
Missing valuable expo time right now.

677
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,047
Probably already sold
all the good throwing stars.

678
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:04,614
This is gonna be so awesome.
God, look at all this Truck stuff!

679
00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:07,482
Hey. It's $5 a ticket.

680
00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:11,221
Okay. Y'all got your money?
I'm not paying for you guys.

681
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:14,354
- There you go.
- Thanks.

682
00:42:14,466 --> 00:42:17,629
There are many pressure points in the
body. Some can cause extreme pain.

683
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:19,203
Such as here.

684
00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:22,832
Another that can
cause a person to pass out.

685
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:26,069
Please listen carefully.
This move takes years of practice.

686
00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:28,839
If you do it too fast
or in the wrong place,

687
00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,745
you can actually
cause your partner's death.

688
00:42:45,931 --> 00:42:47,831
We have booths set up in the corner
for our schools...

689
00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,730
Fucking amateurs.

690
00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:53,801
<i>And now,
we have a special treat for everyone!</i>

691
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:56,635
<i>This is what you've all been waiting for.</i>

692
00:42:56,741 --> 00:43:00,370
<i>Seven-year undefeated
Open Sparring Champion,</i>

693
00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:03,538
<i>world record Board Breaking Champion,</i>

694
00:43:03,648 --> 00:43:06,344
<i>the star of 7 Rings of Pain,</i>

695
00:43:06,451 --> 00:43:09,420
<i>Parts I, II, and III!</i>

696
00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:13,116
<i>I know him! You know him!</i>

697
00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:16,920
<i>We're downtown, y'all! Let's get loud!</i>

698
00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:18,655
<i>Please welcome</i>

699
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,823
<i>Chuck "The Truck" Wallace!</i>

700
00:43:46,858 --> 00:43:48,450
Break that shit!

701
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,004
Oh, my God!

702
00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:05,406
Is this what you want?

703
00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:16,944
- There you go, buddy.
- Thanks, Chuck.

704
00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:22,891
Mr. Wallace, Fred Simmons.
Pleasure to meet you.

705
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:26,953
This is Mike McAlister,
and these are some of my students.

706
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:31,058
I gotta tell you, I consider myself
to be a master of the demo,

707
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:34,104
and I really haven't seen anything like

708
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:35,763
what you just showed
everyone in this room.

709
00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:39,241
I mean, that was really powerful stuff,
and, you know, I was blown away.

710
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,470
Cool. Thank you.

711
00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:42,876
I own a karate school,
Taekwondo school,

712
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:46,041
and I just think that
my students would really love it

713
00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,415
if maybe you wanted to come down
for their testing next month.

714
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,988
Why don't we not talk business now.

715
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:55,785
You and your boys,
why don't you come by my suite?

716
00:44:55,894 --> 00:45:00,524
Room 624. Just come there
later tonight and we'll hash this all out.

717
00:45:00,632 --> 00:45:03,499
- Are you serious?
- Believe it.

718
00:45:05,770 --> 00:45:09,206
Definitely.
We'll definitely come by and...

719
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:12,140
- To your hotel room? Oh, my God.
- Sure.

720
00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,974
You think that I could get an autograph?

721
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:19,946
You're my favorite movie star.

722
00:45:20,852 --> 00:45:23,377
Julio, where's that money
your mom gave you?

723
00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:26,389
- I spent it all.
- You spent it on junk?

724
00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:28,550
I spent it on a weapon.

725
00:45:29,694 --> 00:45:31,025
God.

726
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:35,764
I'm about to shit my pants!
This is so fucking awesome!

727
00:45:35,867 --> 00:45:38,859
Goddamn! Look at Julio.
He's not even excited.

728
00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:50,147
Be cool, all right?

729
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,113
You guys on the list?

730
00:45:56,221 --> 00:46:00,157
Yeah, we're guests
of Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.

731
00:46:02,026 --> 00:46:04,017
Chuck, do you know these guys?

732
00:46:04,129 --> 00:46:07,724
Hey, demo man!

733
00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:09,697
Y'all bring some hot chicks?

734
00:46:10,335 --> 00:46:14,795
Not really. Just my buddy Mike,
and Henry and Julio. And me.

735
00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:17,971
Then get the fuck out of here.

736
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:23,274
I'm kidding! Come on in! Come on in!

737
00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:34,052
How's it going, ladies?

738
00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:37,526
This is a beautiful town.
We're really enjoying ourselves.

739
00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:41,463
Guys, you look great tonight. Perfect.
You throw a good party.

740
00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:46,063
Hey.

741
00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:48,537
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

742
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,574
See that?
This guy sucks with the leg work.

743
00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:52,939
This guy is defenseless.

744
00:46:53,044 --> 00:46:55,740
Arms crossed. Trapped.

745
00:46:55,847 --> 00:47:01,149
And you're just handsome.
Good God, you're handsome, my boy.

746
00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:03,584
To life! Fuck it!

747
00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:12,125
Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool.
Oh, shit. Okay.

748
00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:17,768
- Hold up, dude. You got an ID?
- It's all right, I'm with Mr. Simmons.

749
00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:20,963
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
But I don't know who the fuck that is.

750
00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:23,438
Y'all know Mr. Simmons?

751
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:27,671
Hey, you should check out
getting a fake ID.

752
00:47:27,779 --> 00:47:30,771
- You know what that is?
- No, what?

753
00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:32,611
You're a douche.

754
00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:39,680
Where'd you get the beer, Fred?

755
00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:43,124
Somebody left it in the bathroom,
but it tastes fine. It's fine.

756
00:47:43,928 --> 00:47:48,194
Cage match,
me and a silverback gorilla.

757
00:47:48,933 --> 00:47:50,833
I'm not really feeling this party.

758
00:47:50,935 --> 00:47:53,096
You know, just not really coming off
like I planned.

759
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:55,434
I mean, just a little disappointed.

760
00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:59,506
Chuck, he hasn't even
said anything about the demo yet.

761
00:47:59,611 --> 00:48:00,976
It's like he doesn't even care.

762
00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,673
Plus, he obviously likes you
more than me.

763
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:07,816
Perhaps you should
go speak with him about it.

764
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:13,116
- You think so? Just go and talk to him?
- Definitely. What do you have to lose?

765
00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:16,325
- How's my shirt look? Fine?
- Looks absolutely beautiful.

766
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,486
Thank you. Okay, here I go.

767
00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:25,425
Come on, man, isometrics!
Animals don't lift weights.

768
00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:27,401
And animals are strong.

769
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:30,867
Who wants to see me with my shirt off?

770
00:48:44,789 --> 00:48:46,950
Your body looks great, Chuck!

771
00:48:48,893 --> 00:48:51,521
- Looking good.
- Thanks.

772
00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,389
Fag.

773
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:15,519
<i>In your twisted reality</i>

774
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,489
<i>Your mind don't throw no tricks at me</i>

775
00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:25,428
<i>You're just a kid in grownup clothes</i>

776
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:29,899
<i>A shit-eating baby
from your head to your toes</i>

777
00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:31,559
<i>You dumbass</i>

778
00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:37,606
<i>You ugly fucking jerk</i>

779
00:49:42,246 --> 00:49:44,544
<i>You fucking asshole</i>

780
00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:49,884
<i>And you're ugly as hell</i>

781
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,350
- Fuck!
- Armand!

782
00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:58,020
Motherfuck.
Armand, are you all right? Armand!

783
00:49:58,129 --> 00:50:00,723
You just killed fucking Armand,
you motherfucker!

784
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:01,999
Oh, Christ.

785
00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:03,760
This is The Truck's party, guys.
We can't be fighting.

786
00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:06,564
- What the hell are you doing, Henry?
- You're a bunch of fucking assholes!

787
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,970
Julio, Jesus Christ, dude!

788
00:50:10,074 --> 00:50:11,598
Fuck it, get ready!

789
00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:21,011
What?

790
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:25,980
You think it's cool just
to come into my party

791
00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:28,788
and beat up the band?

792
00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:33,555
I think that's cool as shit!

793
00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:37,294
Armand, Emmanuel, get up.

794
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:39,393
Bring these boys some beers.

795
00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:42,132
They've earned them.
And you know what?

796
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,903
That little karate testing thing,
I'm gonna do it.

797
00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:47,204
- For real?
- Yeah.

798
00:50:47,311 --> 00:50:49,176
You'll come to the school
and do the testing?

799
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,304
Oh, yeah.

800
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:53,543
God damn! That's awesome, Chuck.
Thank you very much.

801
00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,518
'Cause I like you, 10 grand.

802
00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:59,954
Ten grand.
I don't really have that kind of money.

803
00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:02,185
- It's a friend price.
- A friend, huh?

804
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:04,454
Let's party, people! Come on!

805
00:52:46,627 --> 00:52:49,027
Everything changes starting today.

806
00:52:49,864 --> 00:52:52,833
Today, I'm gonna teach y'all
about your forms.

807
00:52:53,701 --> 00:52:58,161
If y'all would like to get to your next belt,
which I'm assuming you would,

808
00:52:58,272 --> 00:53:00,206
you're gonna have to
know these things correctly.

809
00:53:00,308 --> 00:53:02,173
This is kind of rushed.

810
00:53:02,276 --> 00:53:04,540
We only got two weeks until the testing.

811
00:53:04,645 --> 00:53:08,911
A lot of y'all know I've had
some personal stuff happening with me,

812
00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:12,278
and, you know,
kind of threw me for a loop there.

813
00:53:12,386 --> 00:53:16,083
I got weak for a little bit of time.
Just about that little bit.

814
00:53:16,190 --> 00:53:18,954
But now we need to put that behind us.

815
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:21,028
We need to step up to the plate.

816
00:53:21,128 --> 00:53:24,894
We need to accept what's in front of us,
and we just need to go for it.

817
00:53:24,999 --> 00:53:27,365
This testing is humongous for us.

818
00:53:28,236 --> 00:53:30,500
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace
is gonna be there.

819
00:53:33,507 --> 00:53:37,568
We're in the spotlight.
It's our time to shine.

820
00:53:38,646 --> 00:53:41,342
Think y'all are ready for this?
Think you can handle it?

821
00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:43,280
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

822
00:53:43,384 --> 00:53:45,011
I didn't hear you.

823
00:53:45,586 --> 00:53:49,420
I said, do you think
y'all can handle this?

824
00:53:49,523 --> 00:53:51,252
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

825
00:53:52,493 --> 00:53:54,085
Let's begin, shall we?

826
00:53:54,695 --> 00:53:58,597
The name of your form is Chon-Ji.
It has 19 movements.

827
00:53:58,699 --> 00:54:02,760
The yellow belt represents the earth
in which the plant takes root.

828
00:54:02,870 --> 00:54:05,100
Do-San is a pseudonym for the patriot.

829
00:54:05,206 --> 00:54:06,673
Hung Chung-ho!

830
00:54:06,774 --> 00:54:08,901
The green belt signifies
the plant's growth

831
00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:11,843
as the skill of Taekwondo develops!

832
00:54:12,613 --> 00:54:14,808
The blue belt signifies the sky.

833
00:54:16,050 --> 00:54:20,146
Toi Gai is the pen name
of noted scholar Yee Wong.

834
00:54:20,254 --> 00:54:22,017
The name of the form is Hwa-Rang.

835
00:54:22,123 --> 00:54:26,059
Red belt means danger.
It cautions the student to use control.

836
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,025
One! Two!

837
00:54:28,562 --> 00:54:30,325
Tight fist. Tight fist.

838
00:54:31,065 --> 00:54:32,589
Blocks up. Keep them up.

839
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:35,396
One! Two! One! Two!

840
00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:39,367
Good form, Bruce. One!
Keep your fingers together, Rick.

841
00:54:39,473 --> 00:54:40,701
Two!

842
00:54:40,808 --> 00:54:42,036
One!

843
00:54:42,143 --> 00:54:44,407
Two! Three!

844
00:54:44,512 --> 00:54:45,638
Four!

845
00:54:54,355 --> 00:54:55,947
Keep your stance.

846
00:55:55,149 --> 00:55:57,208
What are you doing here?

847
00:55:57,318 --> 00:55:58,785
I'm so stupid!

848
00:56:00,888 --> 00:56:03,618
- What happened?
- Those assholes fired me.

849
00:56:04,725 --> 00:56:08,957
So, I mean, what are you doing here?

850
00:56:10,431 --> 00:56:12,422
You're my rock.

851
00:56:12,533 --> 00:56:16,196
I realized that I need your confidence
and your strength.

852
00:56:17,471 --> 00:56:19,632
- Because I'm so strong.
- Yeah.

853
00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:21,731
That's why you're coming back to me,

854
00:56:21,842 --> 00:56:24,333
because you've realized
how strong I am.

855
00:56:25,746 --> 00:56:28,647
I mean, I know I may seem like
I'm the strongest man

856
00:56:28,749 --> 00:56:30,876
that you've ever known before
or ever met,

857
00:56:30,985 --> 00:56:34,148
but the fact of the matter is that

858
00:56:34,955 --> 00:56:37,287
I'm penetrable, you know?

859
00:56:37,825 --> 00:56:40,885
I have a human heart
that ticks under here and...

860
00:56:40,995 --> 00:56:43,862
I know. I'm so sorry.
You make me feel safe.

861
00:56:43,964 --> 00:56:46,194
Who doesn't wanna feel safe,
you know?

862
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,700
But I got to feel safe, too.

863
00:56:49,570 --> 00:56:51,970
And in order for that to happen...

864
00:56:52,573 --> 00:56:54,973
I could be the bigger man,

865
00:56:55,075 --> 00:56:57,566
but you're gonna have to be
the smaller woman, to some extent.

866
00:56:57,678 --> 00:56:59,168
I know. I will.

867
00:57:02,850 --> 00:57:04,841
I just need you to say it.

868
00:57:05,419 --> 00:57:06,750
I love you.

869
00:57:07,621 --> 00:57:08,849
Not that.

870
00:57:09,924 --> 00:57:11,221
I'm sorry.

871
00:57:11,725 --> 00:57:13,317
Not that, either.

872
00:57:14,995 --> 00:57:17,088
Let's just not say anything.

873
00:57:25,639 --> 00:57:27,937
You took your shoes off.

874
00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:31,443
I don't ever wanna disrespect you
in your house again.

875
00:57:35,716 --> 00:57:37,877
Don't you ever disrespect me.

876
00:57:47,394 --> 00:57:50,192
There's not really
an easy way to put this, but...

877
00:57:51,298 --> 00:57:54,233
What me and you had? It's no more.

878
00:57:54,969 --> 00:57:56,664
It's over with now.

879
00:57:57,471 --> 00:57:59,200
I know this is gonna be
hard for you to take,

880
00:57:59,306 --> 00:58:03,333
but I think you might just wanna
take a moment and just let it soak in.

881
00:58:07,481 --> 00:58:08,914
Just take it.

882
00:58:12,186 --> 00:58:14,051
Mr. Simmons,
I really need to go practice my forms.

883
00:58:14,154 --> 00:58:16,554
I'm patching things up with my wife,

884
00:58:16,657 --> 00:58:19,626
and it really is probably not gonna work

885
00:58:19,727 --> 00:58:23,254
if a former flame of mine
is taking class here.

886
00:58:23,364 --> 00:58:26,595
So, unfortunately for you,
I'm tearing up your contract.

887
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:28,429
You're kicking me out of class?

888
00:58:28,536 --> 00:58:29,935
That's one way of looking at it.

889
00:58:30,037 --> 00:58:32,232
Or you could look at it the way I do,

890
00:58:32,339 --> 00:58:38,209
which is that we were just two stars
kind of moving through the space

891
00:58:38,312 --> 00:58:39,609
and we kind of found our own path.

892
00:58:39,713 --> 00:58:42,204
- This is ridiculous! You're ridiculous!
- Okay.

893
00:58:42,316 --> 00:58:44,978
Let's not ruin the memories.
Just be nice.

894
00:58:45,085 --> 00:58:47,349
There's no reason to get nasty.

895
00:58:49,890 --> 00:58:51,050
Well,

896
00:58:51,158 --> 00:58:53,558
I rebuilt the engine about a year ago.

897
00:58:53,661 --> 00:58:55,993
New tires, new brakes.

898
00:58:56,096 --> 00:58:59,429
Gotten this baby up to 157
on the open highway,

899
00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:01,763
plus there were 2,000 rpm's left.

900
00:59:01,869 --> 00:59:05,498
It's a very special car.
It means a lot to me.

901
00:59:05,606 --> 00:59:08,769
And sure I wanna sell it,
I wanna get rid of it,

902
00:59:08,876 --> 00:59:11,674
but that doesn't mean
I'm gonna unload it on any little yahoo

903
00:59:11,779 --> 00:59:15,180
that comes in here off the street,
thinking this car's neat-o.

904
00:59:15,282 --> 00:59:18,615
I wanna check your credentials.
I gotta know what kind of man you are.

905
00:59:18,719 --> 00:59:22,052
Why don't you tell me a little bit
about yourself?

906
00:59:22,156 --> 00:59:25,922
Well, I've always wanted to drive a car
like this, since I was a teenager.

907
00:59:26,026 --> 00:59:29,189
I've got two kids,
and I've got debt up to my ass.

908
00:59:29,730 --> 00:59:33,393
My wife said she'd divorce me
if I wasted my money on this.

909
00:59:34,768 --> 00:59:37,168
I don't care. I want it, anyway.

910
00:59:39,039 --> 00:59:41,007
I hear what you're saying.

911
00:59:41,108 --> 00:59:43,770
And I like it. You got yourself a deal.

912
00:59:46,914 --> 00:59:48,279
A toast.

913
00:59:49,383 --> 00:59:51,908
Here's to finding our footing again.

914
00:59:53,187 --> 00:59:56,953
To traveling along paths that
we think are the right paths,

915
00:59:57,057 --> 00:59:58,991
but end up not being the right paths,

916
00:59:59,093 --> 01:00:02,256
but discovering the path
we were on originally was perfect for us.

917
01:00:02,363 --> 01:00:06,231
And to the magic
that lies in each of our souls

918
01:00:07,034 --> 01:00:09,559
that can create love

919
01:00:09,670 --> 01:00:12,662
and cherishness

920
01:00:12,773 --> 01:00:13,967
forever.

921
01:00:35,162 --> 01:00:38,529
So that's my office in there,
where I do a lot of my work.

922
01:00:38,632 --> 01:00:41,032
If you don't mind, I'm just gonna
introduce you to everybody.

923
01:00:41,135 --> 01:00:42,295
They'll get a kick out of this.

924
01:00:42,403 --> 01:00:47,067
Everybody! We've a special guest today
all the way from Hollywood.

925
01:00:47,174 --> 01:00:50,666
I'd like you to meet
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace, everybody.

926
01:00:50,778 --> 01:00:54,646
Yeah, give him a hand.
Wonderful, wonderful.

927
01:00:54,748 --> 01:00:57,410
Go on with what you're doing.
Go back to what you were doing.

928
01:00:57,518 --> 01:01:00,453
As you can see,
I kind of run the gambit here.

929
01:01:00,554 --> 01:01:03,284
I teach everything from little guys,
little kindergartners,

930
01:01:03,390 --> 01:01:05,790
to senior citizens. It's not a big deal.

931
01:01:05,893 --> 01:01:09,021
Raul, you think you wanna
show The Truck your 360?

932
01:01:09,129 --> 01:01:10,687
Check this out. Watch this.

933
01:01:11,298 --> 01:01:13,528
- Look out. What you think about that?
- That's great.

934
01:01:13,634 --> 01:01:16,398
- Good job, Raul. Good job.
- Hey, you got that money?

935
01:01:16,503 --> 01:01:19,028
Yeah. A business man.
I can appreciate that.

936
01:01:19,139 --> 01:01:23,041
I'm a businessman myself.
The money's actually back at my house.

937
01:01:23,143 --> 01:01:26,340
I had to sell my car for it,
but anything for you is cool.

938
01:01:26,447 --> 01:01:29,245
- I don't give a shit.
- We'll just go back to my house.

939
01:01:29,349 --> 01:01:33,149
Mitchell, you wanna meet The Truck?
You wanna shake The Truck's hand?

940
01:01:33,253 --> 01:01:35,847
Mitchell here was a basket case
till I got a hold of him.

941
01:01:35,956 --> 01:01:39,483
Now he's dressing sharp, making good
grades, slaying the ladies.

942
01:01:39,593 --> 01:01:42,187
Come on. Don't be shy.
Shake The Truck's hand.

943
01:01:42,296 --> 01:01:45,595
Hey, can we get the fuck outta here?
I'm shitfaced.

944
01:01:45,699 --> 01:01:49,465
Yeah, yeah. You go back to your stuff.
Yeah, that's totally fine.

945
01:01:49,570 --> 01:01:51,936
Here we are.
This is the master bedroom.

946
01:01:52,039 --> 01:01:55,202
This is where I usually sleep,
but you can sleep here tonight.

947
01:01:55,309 --> 01:01:57,504
Me and Suze are just gonna go ahead
and crash on the couch.

948
01:01:57,611 --> 01:02:01,513
So, you know, feel free to spread out,
do whatever you want to.

949
01:02:01,615 --> 01:02:03,048
- Cool.
- It's up to you.

950
01:02:03,150 --> 01:02:04,515
My wife decorated this room.

951
01:02:04,618 --> 01:02:09,021
It kind of has like a Myrtle Beach theme.
She's really into dolphins.

952
01:02:09,123 --> 01:02:10,090
Chuck?

953
01:02:10,190 --> 01:02:14,058
My wife has beautiful taste.
She pretty much decorated everything.

954
01:02:14,161 --> 01:02:16,493
Speak of the devil, there she is now.
Home from work?

955
01:02:16,597 --> 01:02:17,621
Hey.

956
01:02:17,731 --> 01:02:20,063
Why don't you hop on up
and meet our guest here?

957
01:02:22,436 --> 01:02:26,236
This is Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.
Chuck, this is my wife Suze.

958
01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:28,069
- Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.

959
01:02:28,175 --> 01:02:29,699
What a charmer this one is?

960
01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:31,903
She'll probably never
wash her hands again,

961
01:02:32,012 --> 01:02:34,537
I swear to God.
That's how she is with stars.

962
01:02:38,318 --> 01:02:40,843
<i>Some party you're having here, Salazar.</i>

963
01:02:40,954 --> 01:02:43,855
<i>Guess my invitation got lost in the mail.</i>

964
01:02:50,798 --> 01:02:54,598
Look at that. Look at that.
What a coincidence that is.

965
01:02:55,068 --> 01:02:59,232
<i>Unfortunately for you,
I've got an ax to grind.</i>

966
01:02:59,339 --> 01:03:01,807
This is great. This is absolutely terrific.

967
01:03:01,909 --> 01:03:05,276
You know, I got my beautiful wife here,
I love you, Suzie,

968
01:03:05,379 --> 01:03:06,971
and my best hero.

969
01:03:07,648 --> 01:03:09,980
You mind if I call you that,
"my best hero"?

970
01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:12,017
Let's stick with Chuck.

971
01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:14,212
I just feel so lucky right now. I really do.

972
01:03:14,321 --> 01:03:18,655
This is a moment I would like
to just have last forever.

973
01:03:21,261 --> 01:03:25,425
Well, I gotta go ahead and make tracks.
I gotta go teach Taekwondo.

974
01:03:25,532 --> 01:03:29,024
So, if y'all are set here, everybody's
feeling comfortable and stuff...

975
01:03:29,136 --> 01:03:31,730
Just make yourself at home.
Do whatever you need to do.

976
01:03:31,839 --> 01:03:34,239
I'm gonna go teach the young ones.

977
01:03:35,976 --> 01:03:40,675
I'll be back shortly. Be good, okay?
And have fun.

978
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:47,117
<i>Don't worry, we're friends till the end.
The bitter end.</i>

979
01:04:07,641 --> 01:04:10,405
- You ready for tomorrow, Bruce?
- Damn right, sir.

980
01:04:10,510 --> 01:04:12,478
- Think you owe me 10 bucks.
- Yes, sir.

981
01:04:17,651 --> 01:04:19,312
- You got a ride home?
- Yeah, I do.

982
01:04:19,419 --> 01:04:20,511
- Perfect.
- Thank you.

983
01:04:20,621 --> 01:04:22,555
- Have a good night. Get some rest.
- You, too.

984
01:04:31,999 --> 01:04:33,762
- Say it.
- I love you.

985
01:04:35,002 --> 01:04:36,970
- Say it again.
- I love riding The Truck.

986
01:04:37,070 --> 01:04:38,697
Come on, say it louder.

987
01:04:38,805 --> 01:04:40,670
I love riding The Truck!

988
01:04:40,774 --> 01:04:43,334
- Oh, that's good.
- There you go.

989
01:04:43,443 --> 01:04:44,876
- What the hell, Suzie!
- Holy shit!

990
01:04:44,978 --> 01:04:48,277
- Fred, what are you doing home?
- What the hell is going on?

991
01:04:48,382 --> 01:04:51,317
- You're gonna do this to me again?
- It's nothing. It didn't mean anything!

992
01:04:52,286 --> 01:04:53,583
Oh, God, baby, it's not what you think!

993
01:04:53,687 --> 01:04:55,552
- You were fucking him!
- We were just talking.

994
01:04:55,656 --> 01:04:58,216
- Yeah, talking!
- Guys, come on, it's just sex.

995
01:04:58,325 --> 01:05:01,089
No. This is it!
I've about had enough of you!

996
01:05:01,194 --> 01:05:03,185
I was excited to come home
and just hang out with you,

997
01:05:03,297 --> 01:05:04,594
and I come home and I see this!

998
01:05:04,698 --> 01:05:06,689
Baby, it didn't mean anything!
He's a movie star!

999
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:07,892
I know he's a movie star!

1000
01:05:08,001 --> 01:05:09,764
I'm the one who got him to
come here for my fucking testing!

1001
01:05:09,870 --> 01:05:11,929
Listen, let me just talk about this.
Can we go outside?

1002
01:05:12,039 --> 01:05:14,872
We're gonna go outside, all right.
We are definitely going outside.

1003
01:05:29,723 --> 01:05:31,953
I always told people we'd never fight.

1004
01:05:32,059 --> 01:05:35,551
I was so goddamn excited when
you agreed to come to my testing.

1005
01:05:35,662 --> 01:05:38,529
I know you're a warrior, so I'll give you

1006
01:05:38,632 --> 01:05:41,760
the basic right of stretching
before our battle.

1007
01:05:41,868 --> 01:05:44,803
But besides that,
I ain't gonna give you shit.

1008
01:05:44,905 --> 01:05:48,170
Not mercy. Not even forgiveness.

1009
01:05:48,275 --> 01:05:51,540
Let's hurry up and do this.
I gotta get back to fucking your wife.

1010
01:05:51,645 --> 01:05:54,773
- What did you just say?
- I said, "Let's hurry up and do this..."

1011
01:05:59,019 --> 01:06:00,611
That was stupid.

1012
01:06:00,721 --> 01:06:03,781
Get ready to get run over by The Truck.

1013
01:06:13,033 --> 01:06:14,591
That shit barely even hurt me, dude.

1014
01:06:19,973 --> 01:06:21,531
Okay. Okay.

1015
01:06:29,016 --> 01:06:31,541
All that and my shirt's
still tucked in. Pathetic.

1016
01:06:32,652 --> 01:06:34,711
- How about this?
- Shit.

1017
01:06:34,821 --> 01:06:36,789
Motherfucker. Goddamn.

1018
01:06:40,427 --> 01:06:42,793
Hurts a lot more when it's not for points.

1019
01:06:45,799 --> 01:06:49,792
- Come on. Come on, big boy. Come on.
- All right, you motherfucker.

1020
01:06:53,573 --> 01:06:54,540
How about that?

1021
01:06:54,908 --> 01:06:56,170
How about that, huh?

1022
01:07:05,685 --> 01:07:08,210
Take that,
you adulterous motherfucker, you.

1023
01:07:08,321 --> 01:07:11,188
What you got now?
Got any left inside of you?

1024
01:07:18,698 --> 01:07:20,825
Oh, God. Oh.

1025
01:07:21,701 --> 01:07:23,931
You motherfucker! You spit on me!

1026
01:07:24,037 --> 01:07:28,098
I told you. Is this worth $10,000?

1027
01:07:28,208 --> 01:07:30,972
You're such a fucking dick sucker! God!

1028
01:07:31,745 --> 01:07:34,407
- Fuck you!
- What the fuck?

1029
01:07:34,514 --> 01:07:35,742
Fuck you!

1030
01:08:44,351 --> 01:08:46,876
Mr. Powers, I'm Mark Love.
Good to see you.

1031
01:08:46,987 --> 01:08:48,852
We have seats at the Judges' Table
for all of you.

1032
01:08:48,955 --> 01:08:50,923
- Where's Mr. Simmons?
- He's on his way.

1033
01:09:12,112 --> 01:09:14,137
Everybody, line up for forms!

1034
01:09:14,247 --> 01:09:17,307
- Where's Mr. Simmons?
- I said, "Line up!"

1035
01:09:17,784 --> 01:09:19,012
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

1036
01:09:38,738 --> 01:09:40,968
Today, you will be testing
for your new belt.

1037
01:09:41,074 --> 01:09:44,510
Mr. Simmons isn't here,
so I'll be running the testing today.

1038
01:09:44,611 --> 01:09:46,442
Does anybody
have a problem with that?

1039
01:09:46,546 --> 01:09:47,740
No, sir!

1040
01:09:47,847 --> 01:09:50,407
I didn't hear you! Does anybody
have a problem with that?

1041
01:09:50,517 --> 01:09:51,984
No, sir!

1042
01:09:52,085 --> 01:09:53,712
- Show me a ready stance!
- Sir!

1043
01:10:53,980 --> 01:10:55,470
Somebody really beat him up.

1044
01:11:01,988 --> 01:11:05,389
Sorry I'm late. Where are we?

1045
01:11:05,492 --> 01:11:09,155
- This looks bad, Mr. Simmons. Bad.
- Julio, where are we?

1046
01:11:09,796 --> 01:11:11,730
We're done, you understand me?

1047
01:11:11,831 --> 01:11:14,959
- Red belts still have to do their sparring.
- Thank you, Julio.

1048
01:11:15,068 --> 01:11:17,935
- You're a good instructor, buddy.
- Thanks, Mr. Simmons.

1049
01:11:19,205 --> 01:11:21,833
- You're forgetting your place here, Fred.
- Fuck off.

1050
01:11:24,444 --> 01:11:27,936
Good morning, everyone,
and welcome to our testing.

1051
01:11:28,048 --> 01:11:30,209
I'm okay. I'm all right.

1052
01:11:30,317 --> 01:11:33,650
Had a little accident last night,
but I'm doing okay.

1053
01:11:35,588 --> 01:11:37,852
Rick, Henry, line up for sparring.

1054
01:11:46,199 --> 01:11:47,427
Face your partner!

1055
01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:49,567
Kyungneh!

1056
01:11:49,669 --> 01:11:51,136
Rick, bow!

1057
01:11:53,606 --> 01:11:54,903
Sparring stances!

1058
01:11:57,610 --> 01:11:59,407
Sheejahk!

1059
01:12:16,896 --> 01:12:19,660
- Fred, you need to make them stop.
- Let them go.

1060
01:12:20,533 --> 01:12:22,262
Somebody's gonna get hurt.

1061
01:13:01,674 --> 01:13:03,835
Stop! Rick! Henry! Stop!

1062
01:13:08,081 --> 01:13:12,313
Henry, 25 push-ups for going too hard.

1063
01:13:38,611 --> 01:13:40,670
Mr. Wallace, it's an honor to meet you.

1064
01:13:40,780 --> 01:13:42,941
Yeah, well, I'm a man of my word.

1065
01:13:44,184 --> 01:13:45,879
Mr. Simmons, what are you doing?

1066
01:13:45,985 --> 01:13:48,351
You think Mr. Wallace
is so freaking cool.

1067
01:13:50,523 --> 01:13:52,286
I'm sorry about this, Mr. Wallace.

1068
01:13:52,392 --> 01:13:55,225
- Let me get some...
- Now, let's just all settle down.

1069
01:13:55,328 --> 01:13:56,886
Apparently, he's had
some trouble at home.

1070
01:13:56,996 --> 01:13:58,861
That concludes our testing for today.

1071
01:13:58,965 --> 01:14:01,263
Now, stick around because
we have a special demonstration

1072
01:14:01,367 --> 01:14:03,995
from the legendary
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.

1073
01:14:11,311 --> 01:14:12,369
Shit.

1074
01:14:15,915 --> 01:14:18,008
Jesus, baby, you look terrible.

1075
01:14:18,117 --> 01:14:22,417
Well, that's because I got into a fight
because of you and your ways.

1076
01:14:26,893 --> 01:14:31,387
Look, I know this has been hard on you.
This has been so hard on me.

1077
01:14:33,132 --> 01:14:34,463
Let's just forget about all this.

1078
01:14:34,567 --> 01:14:38,526
Let's just start over, put everything
behind us and just start brand new.

1079
01:14:38,638 --> 01:14:40,401
Just let bygones be bygones?

1080
01:14:41,875 --> 01:14:42,842
Yeah.

1081
01:14:42,942 --> 01:14:45,775
You can go and have
a little hand job party at work,

1082
01:14:45,879 --> 01:14:49,576
and then have sexual intercourse
with the hero of my life,

1083
01:14:49,682 --> 01:14:52,173
and then 'cause it doesn't work out
the way you want it to,

1084
01:14:52,285 --> 01:14:54,651
you're just gonna come back to me
and everything's gonna be hunky-dory.

1085
01:14:54,754 --> 01:14:56,949
Do you wanna know
why I cheated on you?

1086
01:14:59,659 --> 01:15:02,890
Take a good look in the fucking mirror.

1087
01:15:02,996 --> 01:15:05,556
You wear this
piece of shit outfit for real!

1088
01:15:05,665 --> 01:15:08,793
This isn't a uniform, this is a costume!

1089
01:15:08,902 --> 01:15:11,928
You're the king
of the dumbest fucking kingdom!

1090
01:15:12,038 --> 01:15:14,905
I want you to take a good look
at that ring on your finger,

1091
01:15:15,008 --> 01:15:16,339
and then take a good look at me!

1092
01:15:16,442 --> 01:15:19,536
And you tell me,
are you really ready to give this up?

1093
01:15:21,447 --> 01:15:23,972
Let me think about that for a second.

1094
01:15:25,652 --> 01:15:27,210
Okay, I've thought about it.

1095
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:32,553
And I think my answer to that question
is gonna have to be, "Fuck you."

1096
01:15:33,826 --> 01:15:36,886
- Fuck me?
- I don't care if you wake up in a ditch

1097
01:15:36,996 --> 01:15:40,625
with grown men shitting on you
and jumping on top of your head.

1098
01:15:40,733 --> 01:15:42,394
Maybe your nose will
turn into a big old dick

1099
01:15:42,502 --> 01:15:44,868
and you can stroke that all the time.

1100
01:15:44,971 --> 01:15:48,065
I hope your hair turns
into dog shit one day.

1101
01:15:48,174 --> 01:15:50,472
You wake up and
you run your comb through it,

1102
01:15:50,577 --> 01:15:53,137
and all that it is,
is little trundles of dog shit.

1103
01:15:54,581 --> 01:15:57,106
The worst shit that you could imagine.

1104
01:15:57,917 --> 01:15:59,282
AIDS.

1105
01:16:00,587 --> 01:16:03,647
It's cool.
Everything comes around, sweetheart.

1106
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,027
What are you doing?

1107
01:16:15,335 --> 01:16:16,893
I'm relieving myself.

1108
01:16:17,937 --> 01:16:19,063
Jesus!

1109
01:16:48,034 --> 01:16:49,626
Turn that shit off.

1110
01:16:50,436 --> 01:16:51,903
Track number three, Julio.

1111
01:17:10,690 --> 01:17:11,850
So it begins.

1112
01:17:19,599 --> 01:17:20,588
Go!

1113
01:17:31,744 --> 01:17:35,339
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!

1114
01:17:54,667 --> 01:17:58,068
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!

1115
01:17:58,171 --> 01:18:02,073
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!

1116
01:18:38,745 --> 01:18:43,148
- Simmons! Simmons! Simmons!
- Simmons! Simmons! Simmons!

1117
01:18:58,631 --> 01:18:59,928
Henry Harrison.

1118
01:19:02,802 --> 01:19:03,894
Thank you, sir.

1119
01:19:07,907 --> 01:19:10,307
Well, that concludes
our awards ceremony.

1120
01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:14,843
But before y'all leave,
there's one further announcement.

1121
01:19:14,947 --> 01:19:19,077
Mr. Roy Powers
was very impressed with our testing

1122
01:19:19,185 --> 01:19:24,316
and he has decided that our school
will be implementing a student oath.

1123
01:19:25,958 --> 01:19:29,416
He has chosen me
to be the architect of this document.

1124
01:19:31,831 --> 01:19:36,268
I will now read to you
the new student oath for the first time.

1125
01:19:45,645 --> 01:19:47,738
Student oath! Begin, sir!

1126
01:19:49,015 --> 01:19:52,280
"I shall observe
the tenets of Taekwondo!

1127
01:19:52,385 --> 01:19:56,287
"I will always obey my instructor
and senior students!

1128
01:19:56,389 --> 01:19:59,381
"I will never misuse Taekwondo!

1129
01:19:59,492 --> 01:20:03,019
"I will be a champion
of freedom and justice!

1130
01:20:03,129 --> 01:20:08,007
"I will always be righteous and
help build a more peaceful world!"