1 00: 00: 06,000 --> 00: 00: 25,000 f 2 00: 00: 43,292 --> 00: 00: 46,463 I'm here in the White House area 3 00: 00: 46,563 --> 00: 00: 49,031 Official report on the undead 4 00: 00: 49,131 --> 00: 00: 51,935 Official reports have occurred binge eating brain. 5 00: 00: 53,275 --> 00: 00: 56,373 After it was revealed. I really suggest don't come here 6 00: 00: 56,473 --> 00: 01: 00,076 Through the camera that we released you can watch it. 7 00: 01: 00,176 --> 00: 01: 03,780 News 13, this is the result of my interview with authorized officials. 8 00: 01: 04,380 --> 00: 01: 07,329 We now confirm a virus that kills humanity 9 00: 01: 07,429 --> 00: 01: 11,554 The case is simple starting from the employee restaurant that doesn't wash hands, 10 00: 01: 11,654 --> 00: 01: 14,011 then prepare sushi without gloves 11 00: 01: 14,111 --> 00: 01: 17,860 for a group of homeless people who is scavenging for garbage. 12 00: 01: 17,960 --> 00: 01: 21,631 This restaurant does not pay attention to health 13 00: 01: 21,731 --> 00: 01: 25,233 Excuse me, Sir. Where are you when did the outbreak begin? 14 00: 01: 25,584 --> 00: 01: 27,532 Live cameras, please don't curse. 15 00: 01: 31,306 --> 00: 01: 35,277 Shit! Shaun, we have to go. Come on, get out of here. 16 00: 02: 22,624 --> 00: 02: 26,429 I'm stupid. Even for a dead man, this is stupid 17 00: 02: 26,529 --> 00: 02: 30,767 hospital? Why do I set it up my batak feet come here 18 00: 02: 31,067 --> 00: 02: 33,803 there is no food, no one lives 19 00: 02: 33,903 --> 00: 02: 37,274 Everyone dies and decays . . in the hospital 20 00: 02: 37,374 --> 00: 02: 39,909 our lives are treated like second class citizens 21 00: 02: 40,009 --> 00: 02: 42,278 They created a situation the racial ... 22 00: 02: 43,219 --> 00: 02: 45,982 zombies, undead, 23 00: 02: 46,482 --> 00: 02: 49,318 Traveler, shufflers 24 00: 02: 50,019 --> 00: 02: 53,555 We are a new gender, without soul and shunned. 25 00: 02: 57,358 --> 00: 03: 01,597 ziggaku. Man, I really hope can pump my heart 26 00: 03: 04,099 --> 00: 03: 06,815 Poor person, can't speak 27 00: 03: 07,303 --> 00: 03: 09,138 I can speak 28 00: 03: 09,905 --> 00: 03: 11,941 Is there soup? 29 00: 03: 12,041 --> 00: 03: 13,779 Well, that kind of thing 30 00: 03: 13,879 --> 00: 03: 15,611 So? Everyone at my age has ... 31 00: 03: 15,711 --> 00: 03: 17,379 Oh, damn it 32 00: 03: 17,979 --> 00: 03: 20,070 Alright, I have two choices 33 00: 03: 20,170 --> 00: 03: 22,607 One ,. hope this person is misguided 34 00: 03: 22,707 --> 00: 03: 24,197 Then he can shoot him 35 00: 03: 24,297 --> 00: 03: 27,243 Or two, he can do stupid things and make him the target 36 00: 03: 27,343 --> 00: 03: 30,613 We see, according to my human instincts what will happen 37 00: 03: 30,713 --> 00: 03: 34,274 Judging from our options, this person very far from estimates 38 00: 03: 34,374 --> 00: 03: 36,353 selected one option, friend 39 00: 03: 41,911 --> 00: 03: 44,193 - tumbling - Good shot ... 40 00: 03: 44,828 --> 00: 03: 47,918 - This is not a computer program, kid. - Lose the amount. I will skip this food. 41 00: 03: 48,018 --> 00: 03: 50,766 ... if you study, like, net, HTML, basic computer ... 42 00: 03: 50,866 --> 00: 03: 55,070 I don't understand all those terms, Let's go. Vamonos 43 00: 03: 55,170 --> 00: 03: 58,352 - Very specific? - I do not know. let's find it. 44 00: 03: 58,452 --> 00: 04: 02,278 It seems like they have ruffled. This place is really messy. 45 00: 04: 02,378 --> 00: 04: 04,680 Get something; We don't have much time. 46 00: 04: 04,980 --> 00: 04: 08,218 - Do you have diabetes? - No, you found ... 47 00: 04: 08,318 --> 00: 04: 10,787 No, this smells of porn. This is a hospital, not a sperm bank. 48 00: 04: 10,887 --> 00: 04: 12,822 Keep looking. That is important. 49 00: 04: 12,922 --> 00: 04: 15,425 I always want to pee on this tool. 50 00: 04: 15,525 --> 00: 04: 18,528 - Can we be faster, can we? - Yes! 51 00: 04: 18,828 --> 00: 04: 20,195 - ¡Vamonos! - come. 52 00: 04: 20,595 --> 00: 04: 21,830 Did you get the blue, Heisenberg? 53 00: 04: 21,930 --> 00: 04: 24,080 Not. Stop calling me that. just as familiar ... 54 00: 04: 24,180 --> 00: 04: 25,835 Carl! 55 00: 04: 30,907 --> 00: 04: 32,823 Life or death? 56 00: 04: 32,923 --> 00: 04: 36,011 Speak, or your head is broken, God damn it! 57 00: 04: 44,488 --> 00: 04: 47,223 - I'm not a computer program, kid. - You know, actually it's not ... 58 00: 05: 06,509 --> 00: 05: 08,111 Carl. 59 00: 05: 16,685 --> 00: 05: 18,522 Carl! 60 00: 05: 19,322 --> 00: 05: 22,358 Speak English, or your head is broken, Son of a bitch! 61 00: 05: 25,628 --> 00: 05: 27,497 Lower your weapon. 62 00: 05: 28,797 --> 00: 05: 32,124 How can you scare us if Your gun is only one finger, sir. 63 00: 05: 32,224 --> 00: 05: 34,303 Sheriff. 64 00: 05: 34,403 --> 00: 05: 38,141 Oh, God. It seems like there is massacre at the crime scene. 65 00: 05: 38,241 --> 00: 05: 41,238 How long have you been sleeping? 66 00: 05: 41,777 --> 00: 05: 45,415 - God, like staring at the sun. - Don't look, you gay. 67 00: 05: 45,515 --> 00: 05: 48,718 I can't avoid it. This is like a gift ... Oh, God. 68 00: 05: 49,118 --> 00: 05: 51,921 It's like two dried grapes at the end of the branch. 69 00: 05: 52,021 --> 00: 05: 56,191 - Shoes first? Interesting choice. - and wide open ass. 70 00: 05: 56,991 --> 00: 06: 00,827 The whole gang comes playing. There is a waiting position ... uh! 71 00: 06: 00: 0927 --> 00: 06: 03,765 I don't know if this is my shoe! 72 00: 06: 05,701 --> 00: 06: 09,038 - It's the smallest pubic, like a comma. - Yeah. 73 00: 06: 10,542 --> 00: 06: 12,275 What happened? Are you shot or something? 74 00: 06: 12,375 --> 00: 06: 14,594 Or was shot by your partner? damn it 75 00: 06: 14,694 --> 00: 06: 16,662 The last thing I remember ... 76 00: 06: 22,351 --> 00: 06: 25,922 - Daddy? Do you want to see my punch? - Oh, yeah, Chris. 77 00: 06: 26,022 --> 00: 06: 29,335 I'll just ... be going here and eat hot dogs with you on the deck. 78 00: 06: 29,435 --> 00: 06: 32,561 - Alright, friend? - I'll hit the homer for you 79 00: 06: 33,176 --> 00: 06: 36,900 OK, do it. I'm sure 150%, Chris. 80 00: 06: 37,000 --> 00: 06: 40,302 Hot dog! Get your hotdog! Hot hot dog! 81 00: 06: 40,702 --> 00: 06: 43,138 Alright, guys, get together! 82 00: 06: 44,139 --> 00: 06: 46,304 - Give me sausage. - Daddy, look! 83 00: 06: 46,404 --> 00: 06: 49,011 Nice. Yes. far away, Chris! 84 00: 06: 49,111 --> 00: 06: 52,181 Swing and beat! strong horses! 85 00: 06: 52,281 --> 00: 06: 55,071 - strike! - Hit it to the tree, friend! 86 00: 06: 55,171 --> 00: 06: 56,751 - Come on, Chris! - Strike two! 87 00: 06: 56,851 --> 00: 07: 00,056 Swing the stick and hit the ball! hit to the tree! 88 00: 07: 00,156 --> 00: 07: 02,370 - Come on, Chris! - Triple strike! 89 00: 07: 02,470 --> 00: 07: 04,544 Can't you hit the ball ?! 90 00: 07: 04,644 --> 00: 07: 08,003 Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris ... 91 00: 07: 13,735 --> 00: 07: 15,456 He succeeded! 92 00: 07: 16,805 --> 00: 07: 19,310 Looks like the kid succeeded. 93 00: 07: 19,410 --> 00: 07: 22,938 - No offense. - Hey, this is only baseball ... 94 00: 07: 23,746 --> 00: 07: 26,288 Yes, he succeeded. 95 00: 07: 27,583 --> 00: 07: 31,753 Tell me what is happened here. 96 00: 07: 32,138 --> 00: 07: 34,323 - It's rather difficult to explain. ? - What is it, 97 00: 07: 34,423 --> 00: 07: 37,760 Not, This is a damn zombie apocalypse. 98 00: 07: 37,860 --> 00: 07: 39,829 The world is crazy. 99 00: 07: 39,929 --> 00: 07: 43,398 # ReasonsIHateZombies # Is the number one trend on Twitter 100 00: 07: 43,498 --> 00: 07: 46,596 - Try to open the Internet. - Right 101 00: 07: 47,236 --> 00: 07: 49,785 Are zombies with ironic yellow shirts 102 00: 07: 49,885 --> 00: 07: 52,291 #ShitIGotNothing 103 00: 07: 52,541 --> 00: 07: 55,070 Stop reading my tweets. , Jane. 104 00: 07: 58,998 --> 00: 08: 01,127 my stepmother is a prostitute . 105 00: 08: 02,518 --> 00: 08: 05,754 You say ... that there is no Twitter? 106 00: 08: 05,854 --> 00: 08: 10,086 - Yeah. - There is nothing else. The Real Sheriff Lincoln? 107 00: 08: 10,860 --> 00: 08: 12,722 It's gone. 108 00: 08: 18,317 --> 00: 08: 19,626 Instagram? 109 00: 08: 21,947 --> 00: 08: 25,870 Oh no, don't ... 110 00: 08: 28,710 --> 00: 08: 31,246 - Pinterest? - There is no Tumble. 111 00: 08: 31,346 --> 00: 08: 32,681 LinkedIn? 112 00: 08: 32,781 --> 00: 08: 35,718 - yes, yes LinkedIn still exists. - Nobody uses that. 113 00: 08: 35,818 --> 00: 08: 39,621 Well, hey, bro, we live together in the mall, with several people. 114 00: 08: 39,921 --> 00: 08: 43,110 - We survive, so if you want to join ... - I have to find my family. 115 00: 08: 43,210 --> 00: 08: 47,062 - There aren't many people out there. - Yeah, this isn't a story of playing baseball ... 116 00: 08: 47,462 --> 00: 08: 51,601 - Hey, my family is still alive, okay? - ok. 117 00: 08: 51,701 --> 00: 08: 55,103 I know it. My wife is smart. 118 00: 08: 55,203 --> 00: 08: 58,068 He takes care of himself all the time at work. 119 00: 08: 59,742 --> 00: 09: 08,845 - Good luck, Dep. - Sheriff. 120 00: 09: 02,145 --> 00: 09: 03,733 Deputy Sheriff. 121 00: 09: 04,033 --> 00: 09: 06,382 - Sheriff. - Sheriff. 122 00: 09: 06,482 --> 00: 09: 09,385 Well, we bring this supply for our people. 123 00: 09: 09,885 --> 00: 09: 12,921 If you find your family, Sheriff, we are there. 124 00: 09: 13,021 --> 00: 09: 15,968 You know, I gave you this bullet, but ... 125 00: 09: 16,424 --> 00: 09: 17,844 Maybe you can use it. 126 00: 09: 17,944 --> 00: 09: 21,152 Certainly hope that you take a long nap does not cause your destination to disappear. 127 00: 09: 21,252 --> 00: 09: 24,497 Every shot is very valuable. 128 00: 09: 24,833 --> 00: 09: 26,736 This junior has wasted a lot of shots. 129 00: 09: 26,836 --> 00: 09: 28,437 thanks. Junior? 130 00: 09: 28,537 --> 00: 09: 29,792 - Green Bay. - Green Bay. 131 00: 09: 29,892 --> 00: 09: 31,640 - Chicago. - Is that your real name? 132 00: 09: 31,740 --> 00: 09: 34,677 - No, our favorite ... - Pizza style. 133 00: 09: 35,277 --> 00: 09: 39,185 - Chicago, Brooklyn, Green Bay. - Green Bay style pizza? 134 00: 09: 39,285 --> 00: 09: 41,217 - Frozen. - Okay, I get it. 135 00: 09: 41,317 --> 00: 09: 44,653 If I find a gay fat man named in Giorno Stuffed Crust, 136 00: 09: 44,753 --> 00: 09: 46,293 I tell you. 137 00: 09: 49,458 --> 09: 09: 51,659 It's a joke. 138 00: 09: 52,361 --> 00: 09: 55,026 Can humor also kill on the Day of Judgment? 139 00: 09: 55,126 --> 00: 09: 57,916 No, I think that happened about five seconds ago. 140 00: 09: 58,016 --> 00: 09: 59,785 Good luck. 141 00: 09: 59,935 --> 00: 10: 02,645 Hopefully we meet again. Very weird. 142 00: 10: 09,311 --> 00: 10: 11,344 Oh, there is a girl 143 00: 10: 11,664 --> 00: 10: 13,548 Surely he has fresh blood 144 00: 10: 20,922 --> 00: 10: 23,626 Mall? I will go there 145 00: 10: 23,726 --> 00: 10: 26,027 leave cinnabon, 146 00: 10: 26,127 --> 00: 10: 28,597 But people always want to blow my brain out 147 00: 10: 29,778 --> 00: 10: 32,261 > Cinnabon and the hot girl won 148 00: 10: 52,515 --> 00: 10: 54,316 Little girl?. 149 00: 10: 55,223 --> 00: 10: 58,432 Dear? Where is your parents? 150 00: 11: 09,337 --> 00: 11: 12,308 First kill zombies, toddler zombies. 151 00: 11: 12,408 --> 00: 11: 16,612 I'm not a zombie. I can't find mommy and daddy. 152 00: 11: 17,642 --> 00: 11: 19,910 I never believed, what zombies say. 153 00: 11: 37,299 --> 00: 11: 39,894 - Do you see my child? - I shot it. 154 00: 11: 40,503 --> 00: 11: 42,029 Smart bastard. 155 00: 12: 09,030 --> 00: 12: 15,130 Super Nomad 156 00: 13: 02,351 --> 00: 13: 04,235 Sheriff must be dead. 157 00: 13: 04,335 --> 00: 13: 07,689 What? I'm sure he can take care of himself. They are trained for that. 158 00: 13: 07,789 --> 00: 13: 11,615 Do they add zombie training at the police academy before the outbreak? 159 00: 13: 11,715 --> 00: 13: 13,879 If it's true then they will make us safe. 160 00: 13: 13,979 --> 00: 13: 18,334 God, you two talk like unable to overcome that. 161 00: 13: 18,434 --> 00: 13: 20,828 I'll check gennies. 162 00: 13: 25,974 --> 00: 13: 29,978 You do all that when we left, little brother? 163 00: 13: 30,378 --> 00: 13: 33,682 Damn, nothing. Who is the thief try to take my arrow. 164 00: 13: 33,782 --> 00: 13: 35,945 Hey, Chicago, try it check under the pillow. 165 00: 13: 39,086 --> 00: 13: 41,972 Keep your fucking hand from the pillowcase. 166 00: 13: 43,812 --> 00: 13: 45,047 Is that enough for one month? 167 00: 13: 45,147 --> 00: 13: 48,567 Yes. it's only enough for some time before getting chicken. 168 00: 13: 48,830 --> 00: 13: 50,832 Well, he's almost 14th, 169 00: 13: 50,932 --> 00: 13: 54,770 and I prefer screw zombies than you, so I think we are good. 170 00: 13: 54,870 --> 00: 13: 57,106 Hey, give experience about the idea of ​​farming? 171 00: 13: 57,206 --> 00: 14: 01,510 - Rumors say, there are no zombies out there. - Safe not to get out. They are mirages. 172 00: 14: 01,610 --> 00: 14: 03,378 There is nothing pure in this world. 173 00: 14: 03,478 --> 00: 14: 05,672 - Gennies too! - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 174 00: 14: 05,772 --> 00: 14: 08,685 You're just angry about Selena Gomez cardboard pieces of events? 175 00: 14: 08,785 --> 00: 14: 11,454 It's too late. I am lonely. Down. Drop it. 176 00: 14: 11,554 --> 00: 14: 14,523 I think we should go to farm, you know. 177 00: 14: 14,823 --> 00: 14: 16,418 This place... 178 00: 14: 18,094 --> 00: 14: 21,897 This place sucks, and maybe there is food there. 179 00: 14: 22,605 --> 00: 14: 24,534 I think it can change the atmosphere. 180 00: 14: 24,634 --> 00: 14: 27,785 The reason I came to this mall because there is Rico, and ... 181 00: 14: 27,885 --> 00: 14: 29,938 now it's gone, there is no reason to be here. 182 00: 14: 30,038 --> 00: 14: 32,422 - Whatever you are, coward. - Well. whatever. 183 00: 14: 32,522 --> 00: 14: 36,579 We leave tomorrow. I am tired, and I want to sleep. 184 00: 14: 36,679 --> 00: 14: 38,908 You just want to one more night with Selena. 185 00: 14: 50,492 --> 00: 14: 52,364 Dear? 186 00: 14: 52,861 --> 00: 14: 54,723 I am at home. 187 00: 14: 58,800 --> 00: 15: 00,663 Carl? 188 00: 15: 02,154 --> 00: 15: 04,031 Carl? 189 00: 15: 04,873 --> 00: 15: 08,678 This is Father. I'm fine, kid. How are you? 190 00: 15: 09,278 --> 00: 15: 11,273 Are there people home? 191 00: 15: 11,847 --> 00: 15: 13,709 Zombie! 192 00: 15: 25,059 --> 00: 15: 28,149 Well, if anyone will take a bottle from you, kid, 193 00: 15: 28,249 --> 00: 15: 30,618 that means damn zombie apocalypse. 194 00: 15: 48,049 --> 00: 15: 50,552 Father, I went with mamah 195 00: 15: 50,652 --> 00: 15: 54,224 We hide there. Love you. . Miss you, Chrissy. 196 00: 15: 54,774 --> 00: 15: 57,804 PS Sorry about commas. due to my hit 197 00: 16: 03,632 --> 00: 16: 05,897 I have to throw the bomb first. 198 00: 16: 25,453 --> 00: 16: 27,656 Damn, I hope I can ride a bicycle ... 199 00: 16: 27,756 --> 00: 16: 31,370 but no. This is because my damn floppy foot 200 00: 16: 32,326 --> 00: 16: 36,532 stop man? Don't follow me. You just blew me up. 201 00: 16: 36,932 --> 00: 16: 39,835 Damn, they can't hear my inner scream 202 00: 16: 39,935 --> 00: 16: 42,336 Go.. 203 00: 16: 42,436 --> 00: 16: 45,693 People want to live better, but they are not wise. 204 00: 16: 45,793 --> 00: 16: 49,648 Like this, but they are in large numbers 205 00: 16: 50,179 --> 00: 16: 53,114 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, nothing. 206 00: 16: 53,214 --> 00: 16: 56,618 Damn, come back. This isn't a party. 207 00: 16: 56,718 --> 00: 16: 58,720 Stop following me 208 00: 16: 58,820 --> 00: 17: 01,960 You will only die 209 00: 17: 31,020 --> 00: 17: 35,440 Performances are only on the main stage. The gun is in the Champagne room, minimum. 210 00: 17: 35,540 --> 00: 17: 37,542 There is no sex in the champagne room. 211 00: 17: 37,992 --> 00: 17: 40,621 OK, so what will happen, bastard? 212 00: 17: 40,821 --> 00: 17: 42,517 - dad? - Carl? 213 00: 17: 42,617 --> 00: 17: 45,644 - Who? - Put the gun, kid. 214 00: 17: 46,201 --> 00: 17: 49,899 - You're still alive. - Yeah, I'm still alive. I live, Carl. 215 00: 17: 53,825 --> 00: 17: 55,604 Carl. 216 00: 17: 56,611 --> 00: 17: 57,980 Sorry my punch made dad coma. 217 00: 17: 58,080 --> 00: 18: 00,850 It is okay. Only chokes after the ball hit me, okay? 218 00: 18: 00,950 --> 00: 18: 04,398 Actually, I killed my first zombie with the ball. Remember my boyfriend, Kayla? 219 00: 18: 04,498 --> 00: 18: 07,289 Girlfriend? I remember you playing doll with him, 220 00: 18: 07,389 --> 00: 18: 09,724 but you don't hold his finger, right? 221 00: 18: 09,824 --> 00: 18: 12,843 He is headless now. Changed since then. 222 00: 18: 12,943 --> 00: 18: 16,365 - Obviously you have. - I have a small business now. 223 00: 18: 16,465 --> 00: 18: 20,072 Scott's manager is dead when Mom and I arrived here a month ago, 224 00: 18: 20,702 --> 00: 18: 23,872 but I think people still need entertainment ... so I keep opening it. 225 00: 18: 23,972 --> 00: 18: 27,275 Found a generator in the storage cabinet, so we have power. 226 00: 18: 27,375 --> 00: 18: 30,545 It's a little dirty, but still can be cleaned. 227 00: 18: 30,645 --> 00: 18: 35,234 I admire you, Carl. It's a lucrative business. I mean ... 228 00: 18: 35,334 --> 00: 18: 40,382 Hey, look at the girl on the pole, man. I think he is interested in me. 229 00: 18: 43,024 --> 00: 18: 45,460 I'm proud of you, Carl. 230 00: 18: 47,028 --> 00: 18: 49,198 Who? Wait. Do you want to have children from him? 231 00: 18: 49,298 --> 00: 18: 54,336 No, no, I ... this is the influence of commas. So my mind is confused. 232 00: 18: 55,136 --> 00: 18: 58,700 Your mother, she ... Oh, God. 233 00: 19: 00,441 --> 00:19: 04,479 - Has he changed? - Hell, yeah, he changed. 234 00: 19: 04,879 --> 00: 19: 08,667 The change continues to increase. Okay, watch this. 235 00: 19: 08,767 --> 00:19: 11,954 And now welcome to our main stage 236 00: 19: 12,054 --> 00: 19: 15,576 our comfort girl! 237 00: 19: 17,126 --> 00:19: 19,962 Shut up! How many times I have to tell you? 238 00: 19: 20,062 --> 00:19: 24,166 My beautiful mother ... Barbie. 239 00: 19: 24,266 --> 00: 19: 27,903 - I have waited all day for this! - Show her breasts! 240 00: 19: 28,003 --> 00: 19: 31,375 Hey, that is my wife! 241 00: 20: 23,592 --> 00:20: 25,660 Chris! Chris! 242 00: 20: 25,760 --> 00: 20: 28,513 Hey! Pansy panics! 243 00: 20: 28,613 --> 00: 20: 31,442 Don't you touch it? Do not touch! 244 00: 20: 32,901 --> 00: 20: 34,538 Dear? 245 00: 20: 34,638 --> 00:20: 36,298 Dear;! 246 00: 20: 46,781 --> 00:20: 50,619 What's this? That's my last watch, and all I do to watch? 247 00: 20: 51,019 --> 00: 20: 53,321 - Dear. I am so sorry. - It is okay. 248 00: 20: 53,421 --> 00: 20: 55,824 - I'm sorry to leave you. - I'm sorry. 249 00: 20: 55,924 --> 00: 20: 57,692 When the hospital was raided. 250 00: 20: 57,792 --> 00: 21: 00,663 We are prohibited from entering the hospital and just pray you will be fine. 251 00: 21: 00,763 --> 00: 21: 02,764 - I am fine! - Thank God! 252 00: 21: 02,864 --> 00: 21: 04,166 Thank God! 253 00: 21: 04,266 --> 00: 21: 06,401 Bets are just those words that we get from that pole. 254 00: 21: 06,501 --> 00: 21: 09,406 Ed, you're a fat container, get out of the bar, and enter yourself 255 00: 21: 09,506 --> 00: 21: 13,815 - to the big fat bowl and shut your mouth! - Your language, Chris! 256 00: 21: 13,915 --> 00:21: 17,113 Say, language is not a problem here. 257 00: 21: 17,213 --> 00: 21: 20,116 Will there be another event? We have been waiting to see it for a long time. 258 00: 21: 20,216 --> 00: 21: 23,218 Hey, hey, hey, hey, man! This is the last appearance, isn't it? 259 00: 21: 23,318 --> 00: 21: 25,804 Now go find another place to waste your time. 260 00: 21: 25,904 --> 00: 21: 27,605 We will go back to Winchester. 261 00: 21: 27,705 --> 00: 21: 32,104 They are the ones who have fun, finish the show as soon as possible! 262 00: 21: 34,145 --> 00: 21: 36,120 Oh no! 263 00: 21: 46,024 --> 00: 21: 49,628 Oh, God, honey. Stay with me. Oh, not your breasts! 264 00: 21: 49,728 --> 00: 21: 54,192 Is there something we can do! Someone did something! 265 00: 21: 57,077 --> 00: 21: 59,304 God, I'm not talking about that! 266 00: 21: 59,404 --> 00: 22: 02,107 I bicar about cutting the other breast! 267 00: 22: 02,207 --> 00: 22: 04,897 No one will pay to see a stripper with one breast. 268 00: 22: 04,997 --> 00: 22: 07,346 Oh no, no! 269 00: 22: 07,446 --> 00: 22: 09,144 There is no! 270 00: 22: 09,547 --> 00: 22: 10,982 There is no! 271 00: 22: 11,082 --> 00: 22: 14,629 This is the world where we live now. For a moment take a deep breath. 272 00: 22: 14,729 --> 00: 22: 17,604 I have to go put an ad to find a replacement dancer. 273 00: 22: 17,704 --> 00: 22: 20,337 - Try Craigslist. - Oh, yeah, and this is your gun. 274 00: 22: 20,437 --> 00: 22: 24,497 This is found in the doctor's pocket who stole when you coma. 275 00: 22: 31,770 --> 00: 22: 33,471 Your shot is cool, kid. 276 00: 22: 33,586 --> 00: 22: 37,485 This is funny? I can't hit the ball before the apocalypse, and now ... 277 00: 22: 37,585 --> 00: 22: 39,836 I can fire bullets right between two eyes. 278 00: 22: 39,936 --> 00: 22: 42,140 Where's the damn fucking! 279 00: 22: 43,914 --> 00: 22: 45,907 Hear. 280 00: 22: 46,415 --> 00: 22: 48,820 I met two people at the hospital. 281 00: 22: 49,519 --> 00: 22: 51,422 They settled in the mall. 282 00: 22: 51,522 --> 00: 22: 54,159 Redneck Bald and the restless one who shoots like a girl? 283 00: 22: 54,559 --> 00: 22: 56,450 - Yes, they are. - They've come here once. 284 00: 22: 56,550 --> 00: 22: 59,947 Redneck is annoying mom, so I kicked his butt out. 285 00: 23: 00,097 --> 00: 23: 01,900 OK. 286 00: 23: 02,000 --> 00: 23: 05,235 - We better go to the mall. - Do you think this place can operate alone? 287 00: 23: 05,335 --> 00: 23: 09,040 You're 12 years old. You can't even know about strippers! 288 00: 23: 09,887 --> 00: 23: 13,674 So now you want to be my father! Where are you when I need you? 289 00: 23: 13,974 --> 00: 23: 17,379 I was in a fucking RSU and coma because of you! 290 00: 23: 17,479 --> 00: 23: 19,052 - We have to go to the mall. - Well. 291 00: 23: 19,152 --> 00: 23: 22,854 We will transport everything in a truck. I can drive now. 292 00: 23: 23,254 --> 00: 23: 25,350 One for my homeboys. 293 00: 23: 28,059 --> 00: 23: 29,287 Let's take action. 294 00: 23: 45,576 --> 00: 23: 47,178 Alright, good audience. 295 00: 23: 47,578 --> 00: 23: 50,820 The front is clean, only a few zombie boy dragging dolls. 296 00: 23: 50,920 --> 00: 23: 54,018 I love you Build-A-Bear. He is robed and has a baseball cap. 297 00: 23: 54,118 --> 00: 23: 57,655 It's called Super Shortstop, because it is half the size of other bears. 298 00: 23: 57,755 --> 00: 24: 00,559 - Supes adorbs. - How did you last so long? 299 00: 24: 01,765 --> 00: 24: 03,861 Don't fall asleep. I want to rest for a few hours. 300 00: 24: 03,961 --> 00: 24: 05,146 Ready.. 301 00: 24: 05,246 --> 00: 24: 08,600 - Enjoy your swimsuit edition. - This is a hunting magazine, really. 302 00: 24: 08,700 --> 00: 24: 11,770 There are dead deer, blood and guts and things that smell male. 303 00: 24: 11,870 --> 00: 24: 16,034 - Alright, it's up to you, scammer. - I hate that nickname. 304 00: 24: 17,443 --> 00: 24: 20,628 Very close. 305 00: 24: 22,883 --> 00: 24: 24,352 Almost arrived . 306 00: 24: 25,684 --> 00: 24: 27,413 I can kiss Abercrombie 307 00: 24: 27,513 --> 00: 24: 30,289 This makes me headache, and my brain almost doesn't work. 308 00: 24: 30,389 --> 00: 24: 33,395 Oh, no, that's good. Be my valentines. 309 00: 24: 34,725 --> 00: 24: 37,308 No, don't land there. Do not touch. Do not! Stop. 310 00: 24: 37,408 --> 00: 24: 40,265 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 311 00: 24: 40,965 --> 00: 24: 42,639 I am sorry. 312 00: 24: 42,739 --> 00: 24: 46,532 I'll patrol, go to sleep. I will make us safe. 313 00: 24: 47,672 --> 00: 24: 50,302 Yes, sleep, son. 314 00: 24: 55,247 --> 00: 24: 58,450 Now don't listen to Brooklyn. "Spring Breakers" is amazing, 315 00: 24: 58,550 --> 00: 25: 02,254 even though I hope you will show your boobies. Is that weird? 316 00: 25: 02,354 --> 00: 25: 04,171 But I respect your sincerity, Whatever it is. 317 00: 25: 09,861 --> 00: 25: 11,729 I can't wait for today 318 00: 25: 11,829 --> 00: 25: 15,294 that we can share hearts without a barrier between us. 319 00: 25: 19,170 --> 00: 25: 22,379 Really for now and ... 320 00: 25: 25,076 --> 00: 25: 26,912 God. 321 00: 25: 27,012 --> 00: 25: 29,981 Everyone get ready with the Shotgun Susan watch around! 322 00: 25: 30,081 --> 00: 25: 31,749 You don't see anything when cleaning up? 323 00: 25: 31,849 --> 00: 25: 33,951 - I don't really see. That... - Take a position immediately. 324 00: 25: 34,051 --> 00: 25: 35,887 Brooklyn, you are with me. We will check ahead. 325 00: 25: 35,987 --> 00: 25: 38,757 You three go around, check the side door. 326 00: 25: 38,857 --> 00: 25: 40,925 Oh ... God damn it. 327 00: 25: 41,438 --> 00: 25: 43,395 You never do good for your city. 328 00: 25: 43,495 --> 00: 25: 44,832 Hey! 329 00: 25: 44,932 --> 00: 25: 47,799 - Do you think he's silent for no reason? - You oppose me, cleverly? 330 00: 25: 47,899 --> 00: 25: 50,618 - No, cleverly, but listen ... - Are you smarter than me? 331 00: 25: 50,868 --> 00: 25: 53,958 All the trials traumatized him so he can't talk. 332 00: 25: 54,108 --> 00: 25: 56,374 - You don't know what you're talking about. - yes. indeed, I did this for you. 333 00: 25: 56,474 --> 00: 25: 58,777 This is a terrible hideout. No do not 334 00: 26: 00,277 --> 00: 26: 03,157 I like entering the front door, but I find it hard to push the sliding door. 335 00: 26: 03,257 --> 00: 26: 05,181 with my motor skills 336 00: 26: 05,281 --> 00: 26: 07,513 Hope they don't have the wrong idea 337 00: 26: 11,422 --> 00: 26: 14,052 Just be confident ... Girls make me confident 338 00: 26: 17,061 --> 00: 26: 20,031 But on the second thought, I think I'm inferior 339 00: 26: 21,799 --> 00: 26: 24,319 The road to return 340 00: 26: 36,881 --> 00: 26: 39,945 Damn, very sexy 341 00: 26: 54,065 --> 00: 26: 56,309 Damn, it's time for the hero to act 342 00: 27: 01,939 --> 00: 27: 05,270 Smell ... like garbage. 343 00: 27: 05,710 --> 00: 27: 07,646 Hot ... zombies. 344 00: 27: 07,746 --> 00: 27: 10,442 Want ... bang. 345 00: 27: 14,553 --> 00: 27: 18,423 Oh, God. thanks. That's so sweet. Wait! 346 00: 27: 18,523 --> 00: 27: 20,424 - What for? - He saved me. 347 00: 27: 20,524 --> 00: 27: 23,072 Save you? You are crazy? a little crazy? 348 00: 27: 23,172 --> 00: 27: 25,663 No, bastard. Keep your arrow gun from my face. 349 00: 27: 26,063 --> 00: 27: 27,999 I warn you. 350 00: 27: 28,099 --> 00: 27: 31,469 You, you will die jerk! 351 00: 27: 31,569 --> 00: 27: 36,407 save your food life like a zombie hero? 352 00: 27: 37,675 --> 00: 27: 39,945 What's your name, Romeo? 353 00: 27: 40,045 --> 00: 27: 41,813 Romeo. 354 00: 27: 41,913 --> 00: 27: 44,383 Yes, that's what ... that's what I said. What is your name? 355 00: 27: 44,483 --> 00: 27: 46,417 Romeo. 356 00: 27: 46,517 --> 00: 27: 49,020 - Romero? - He said, "Romeo." 357 00: 27: 49,620 --> 00: 27: 52,824 Very romantic and very dangerous, 358 00: 27: 52,924 --> 00: 27: 55,059 but your love is unrequited and so shallow for me 359 00: 27: 55,159 --> 00: 27: 58,638 What an instinct that makes you alive. 360 00: 27: 59,863 --> 00: 28: 03,000 Everything is fine? the pale one, "Twilight" is this love seeker? 361 00: 28: 03,100 --> 00: 28: 05,971 This is Romeo. He saved my life, and he will be with us. 362 00: 28: 06,071 --> 00: 28: 07,673 Hell, no, he's a zombie. 363 00: 28: 07,773 --> 00: 28: 11,642 Think about this. If he changes, maybe they all can. 364 00: 28: 11,742 --> 00: 28: 14,813 He can convince them not to eat us long enough for him to turn into a human, 365 00: 28: 14,913 --> 00: 28: 16,681 and I can see from the dirty jeans. 366 00: 28: 16,781 --> 00: 28: 19,717 You want us to take risks by keeping it because you're aroused? 367 00: 28: 19,817 --> 00: 28: 21,486 Yes indeed. 368 00: 28: 21,586 --> 00: 28: 24,756 We can cut this zombie jaw, So that He can't bite us later. 369 00: 28: 24,856 --> 00: 28: 26,657 That is not a bad idea. 370 00: 28: 26,757 --> 00: 28: 30,708 Cut the thin hands so he can't strangle us. 371 00: 28: 30,808 --> 00: 28: 34,112 And then we can hang the bag on his thin neck. 372 00: 28: 34,212 --> 00: 28: 37,115 Don't touch it. Where is Harlem? 373 00: 28: 37,215 --> 00: 28: 39,350 He is with Green Bay guard the entrance. 374 00: 28: 39,450 --> 00: 28: 42,487 Only a matter of time before we are overrun again. 375 00: 28: 42,887 --> 00: 28: 44,022 Any. 376 00: 28: 44,122 --> 00: 28: 49,460 So ... does your sister like it the type of guy who ... 377 00: 28: 49,560 --> 00: 28: 52,530 I know it. impossible. Okay, so this is what I think. 378 00: 28: 52,630 --> 00: 28: 54,899 I brought it to Italy, 379 00: 28: 54,999 --> 00: 28: 58,286 show a list of foods ... Damn it! 380 00: 28: 58,386 --> 00: 29: 00,555 Hide yourself. 381 00: 29: 00,655 --> 00: 29: 03,040 Ok I do not know. 382 00: 29: 03,140 --> 00: 29: 04,635 Do something... 383 00: 29: 06,478 --> 00: 29: 08,279 Hey, I know that person. This cool. 384 00: 29: 08,379 --> 00: 29: 11,550 He was in a coma for several months, and survived without food and water, 385 00: 29: 11,650 --> 00: 29: 13,628 And his butt shines, really amazing. 386 00: 29: 16,454 --> 00: 29: 19,958 Lower your weapon. And your toy gun, bummer. 387 00: 29: 20,058 --> 00: 29: 21,338 - Carl ... - Chris. 388 00: 29: 21,438 --> 00: 29: 23,294 Yes, whatever. You understand. 389 00: 29: 23,394 --> 00: 29: 26,264 - Nice to see you, Sheriff. - If I'm not happy to see you ... 390 00: 29: 26,364 --> 00: 29: 29,054 - Mr. "bully strippers .." - Damn it. 391 00: 29: 29,154 --> 00: 29: 31,803 Can someone lock the door before this turns into a party? 392 00: 29: 32,003 --> 00: 29: 34,041 Do it, cheesecake. 393 00: 29: 34,472 --> 00: 29: 36,654 You got Jim or Jack? 394 00: 29: 36,754 --> 00: 29: 38,743 I shot my mother. 395 00: 29: 38,843 --> 00: 29: 40,438 I can make drinks. 396 00: 29: 41,812 --> 00: 29: 43,071 Beautiful Mall. 397 00: 29: 44,515 --> 00: 29: 46,545 Hey, is there an internet cafe here? 398 00: 29: 49,719 --> 00: 29: 51,809 - Let's go, Carl. - Chris. 399 00: 29: 51,909 --> 00: 29: 54,485 Yes. Thank you, remind. 400 00: 29: 55,359 --> 00: 29: 58,412 Well, this isn't like a vacation , but camping. 401 00: 29: 58,512 --> 00: 30: 00,265 Who is this person ? 402 00: 30: 00,365 --> 00: 30: 03,301 - Romeo. - Romero? As... 403 00: 30: 03,401 --> 00: 30: 05,071 Romeo. 404 00: 30: 05,171 --> 00: 30: 08,306 He saved me from a zombie attack when your shot missed. 405 00: 30: 08,706 --> 00: 30: 10,212 What's wrong with him? 406 00: 30: 10,312 --> 00: 30: 14,495 He is special, can talk, have emotions, 407 00: 30: 14,595 --> 00: 30: 17,465 - and super hot. - He looks like a dead ET 408 00: 30: 17,565 --> 00: 30: 20,284 He is a hero, and he lives with us. 409 00: 30: 20,384 --> 00: 30: 23,405 - There is no space. - This camp is not big enough. 410 00: 30: 23,505 --> 00: 30: 26,424 And he can share a sleeping bag. That is not a problem. 411 00: 30: 26,524 --> 00: 30: 28,786 Darnell, I see you. 412 00: 30: 40,441 --> 00: 30: 43,575 - Have all known each other before this epidemic? - The fate that brings us together. 413 00: 30: 43,675 --> 00: 30: 47,945 Fate took me to a gas station when looking for pornographic magazines. 414 00: 30: 48,045 --> 00: 30: 49,250 Uh, computer magazine. 415 00: 30: 49,350 --> 00: 30: 53,985 And that jerk shot me, he thinks I'm a zombie. 416 00: 30: 54,085 --> 00: 30: 56,820 I'm lucky, the shot isn't as good as Helen Keller's shot, 417 00: 30: 56,920 --> 00: 30: 58,156 Helen is a woman and everyone knows. 418 00: 30: 58,256 --> 00: 31: 01,193 Poor boy. he might be need extra protection. 419 00: 31: 01,293 --> 00: 31: 06,229 Yes, he is dead. So where did you meet girls and arrows? 420 00: 31: 07,172 --> 00: 31: 08,299 Are they little bitches? 421 00: 31: 08,399 --> 00: 31: 09,204 Bang. 422 00: 31: 09,304 --> 00: 31: 12,037 You know that you don't have to make sound effects. 423 00: 31: 12,137 --> 00: 31: 13,806 - Make it easier. - No do not. 424 00: 31: 13,906 --> 00: 31: 16,942 Have dexterity from split nails. You're terrible. 425 00: 31: 17,042 --> 00: 31: 18,703 Bang. 426 00: 31: 20,211 --> 00: 31: 22,855 - Weapons, keys, no questions. - Weapon. 427 00: 31: 22,955 --> 00: 31: 25,983 There is no key. Maxi pads in the bathroom with toilet paper. 428 00: 31: 26,083 --> 00: 31: 28,180 Maybe there are some Ritz crackers. One question. 429 00: 31: 28,280 --> 00: 31: 32,157 - Leave the birthday beads, please? - John jerk McClane. 430 00: 31: 32,257 --> 00: 31: 34,425 As you wish, asshole. 431 00: 31: 34,525 --> 00: 31: 37,656 It means. Oh come on. 432 00: 31: 40,898 --> 00: 31: 44,335 - I'm sorry, bro. - You make me lose my hair, kid. 433 00: 31: 44,435 --> 00: 31: 47,138 Darnell, he's hiding here when we got here. 434 00: 31: 47,238 --> 00: 31: 49,149 - Ever found Titty Mag? - Still looking. 435 00: 31: 49,249 --> 00: 31: 54,158 Have never had a romantic night with Coldwater Creek, though. Twice. 436 00: 31: 54,258 --> 00: 31: 57,181 Alright, fine, tell me. 437 00: 31: 57,281 --> 00: 31: 58,908 The ball has fallen, and ... 438 00: 31: 59,008 --> 00: 32: 02,287 Friendly dancers last month was my mother. 439 00: 32: 02,387 --> 00: 32: 04,455 Right, kid. 440 00: 32: 05,794 --> 00: 32: 10,261 There is nothing wrong with the breast your mom, kid. OK? Hey 441 00: 32: 10,361 --> 00: 32: 12,764 Brooklyn and I have close relationship 442 00: 32: 12,864 --> 00: 32: 15,933 Where he means a lot to me because he likes me. 443 00: 32: 16,033 --> 00: 32: 18,469 Harlem thought I had to get it. At least, I think of him too. 444 00: 32: 18,569 --> 00: 32: 20,505 He doesn't speak, like you. 445 00: 32: 20,605 --> 00: 32: 22,987 Brooklyn tells me, you're special, 446 00: 32: 23,087 --> 00: 32: 26,594 Something ... like that. 447 00: 32: 26,694 --> 00: 32: 29,714 That's amazing, man. I became, like, admiring your courage 448 00: 32: 29,814 --> 00: 32: 33,779 And you're like, will survive with your disability. 449 00: 32: 46,630 --> 00: 32: 49,567 Sheriff and I have negotiated. We leave here. 450 00: 32: 49,667 --> 00: 32: 52,503 Wait. What? Who takes leadership? 451 00: 32: 52,603 ​​--> 00: 32: 55,172 My instincts say Brooklyn, who will take something ... 452 00: 32: 55,272 --> 00: 32: 59,520 No, Nancy! We will leave the mall, We all. 453 00: 32: 59,620 --> 00: 33: 03,580 Your instincts are off the mark. You put leadership in a woman. 454 00: 33: 03,680 --> 00: 33: 06,433 I am sorry. Do you forget who is rob you right in front of your eyes? 455 00: 33: 06,533 --> 00: 33: 10,054 - It's like humiliation. - Hey! 456 00: 33: 10,654 --> 00: 33: 13,357 This is not democracy. 457 00: 33: 13,457 --> 00: 33: 16,461 Decision was made. We will go to the farm. 458 00: 33: 16,561 --> 00: 33: 18,746 So who are you dictators? 459 00: 33: 18,846 --> 00: 33: 20,515 - me. - me. 460 00: 33: 20,615 --> 00: 33: 23,612 I think one of them is king. 461 00: 33: 25,636 --> 00: 33: 27,372 King at the mall. 462 00: 33: 27,472 --> 00: 33: 29,174 - Pack up! - Bring your needs. 463 00: 33: 29,274 --> 00: 33: 32,076 - We move in one hour. - just 55 minutes. 464 00: 33: 32,176 --> 00: 33: 35,413 - 45 minutes, we go. - Change of plan. 30 minutes. 465 00: 33: 35,513 --> 00: 33: 39,254 - We leave now. - We have to go 5 minutes ago. 466 00: 33: 40,352 --> 00: 33: 42,754 I will lead the way. I know this street well. 467 00: 33: 42,854 --> 00: 33: 45,457 - But I have a big truck. - Agree not to agree. 468 00: 33: 45,557 --> 00: 33: 48,659 - Close your mouth. - We have guests! 469 00: 33: 48,759 --> 00: 33: 51,829 - Come on! Fall down! - We are not Zombies! 470 00: 33: 52,329 --> 00: 33: 55,232 We're just zombie zombies! We are ZALARPing. 471 00: 33: 55,332 --> 00: 33: 57,105 - Zalarpine? - ZALARPing! 472 00: 33: 57,205 --> 00: 33: 58,902 What? 473 00: 33: 59,002 --> 00: 34: 00,855 Zombie Apocalypse Action Live Role Playing. 474 00: 34: 00,955 --> 00: 34: 03,140 It's like pretending to be Jews in the Holocaust. 475 00: 34: 03,240 --> 00: 34: 05,260 We just tried to see how about zombie life. 476 00: 34: 05,360 --> 00: 34: 08,079 Continue acting elsewhere. Let's go. We go out. 477 00: 34: 08,679 --> 00: 34: 10,398 Come on, buddy. hurry up. 478 00: 34: 10,498 --> 00: 34: 12,539 - Travel safe. - Yes. thanks. 479 00: 34: 12,639 --> 00: 34: 15,190 Hey, Gene. You can wake up now. 480 00: 34: 19,891 --> 00: 34: 22,494 Hey, you've heard rumors about the super wanderer? 481 00: 34: 22,594 --> 00: 34: 23,595 Super wanderer? 482 00: 34: 23,695 --> 00: 34: 27,249 Rumor said he floated from place to place ... 483 00: 34: 27,349 --> 00: 34: 31,001 - zombie waxing. - What do you mean, like a bikini wax? 484 00: 34: 31,101 --> 00: 34: 32,937 No, humans are defenders of the common people. 485 00: 34: 33,237 --> 00: 34: 35,140 The world needs a hero like that 486 00: 34: 35,240 --> 00: 34: 38,609 Who did you hear the rumor from? whereas you are around the same people all the time. 487 00: 34: 38,709 --> 00: 34: 41,579 Do you know what? I don't have to explain myself to you. 488 00: 34: 41,679 --> 00: 34: 43,822 So that everyone knows, do you know the rumor. 489 00: 34: 43,922 --> 00: 34: 46,745 Have you ever thought about that, Do you only know Krispie Rice? 490 00: 34: 47,085 --> 00: 34: 48,552 What? 491 00: 34: 48,652 --> 00: 34: 50,495 Green Bay, you know your seat choice, 492 00: 34: 50,595 --> 00: 34: 53,258 You must be a good example for people beside you. 493 00: 34: 53,358 --> 00: 34: 58,095 You keep your distance from Romeo How do you get along with people. 494 00: 34: 58,549 --> 00: 35: 01,592 - Not good, man. - Romeo is cool, right, bro? 495 00: 35: 01,966 --> 00: 35: 05,669 - Suspect ... - Men in limited words. 496 00: 35: 05,769 --> 00: 35: 07,806 Maybe following in his footsteps, a little satisfied. 497 00: 35: 07,906 --> 00: 35: 11,075 You talk sure you don't get Your Mont Blanc is on Moleskein. 498 00: 35: 11,175 --> 00: 35: 12,930 - Moleskine. - Are you naughty to him? 499 00: 35: 13,030 --> 00: 35: 16,680 - Your pin on my pillow? - Someone contaminated his pants? 500 00: 35: 17,187 --> 00: 35: 20,851 Are you? Have you ever taken a shower? 501 00: 35: 20,951 --> 00: 35: 24,338 - Previous zombie apocalypse? - Weapons in my belt? 502 00: 35: 24,438 --> 00: 35: 26,807 - Pencil in the sharpener? - Plug in my socket? 503 00: 35: 27,857 --> 00: 35: 30,827 You know the sixth weapon the most deadly? 504 00: 35: 31,389 --> 00: 35: 32,596 Crossbow. 505 00: 35: 32,696 --> 00: 35: 35,793 And you know the fifth? Spoon. 506 00: 35: 36,167 --> 00: 35: 39,679 You scared me. Look out the window or something. 507 00: 35: 41,773 --> 00: 35: 44,001 God damn it! 508 00: 35: 45,743 --> 00: 35: 47,194 I think we hit a zombie. 509 00: 35: 49,012 --> 00: 35: 50,281 Hit a zombie. 510 00: 35: 50,381 --> 00: 35: 53,874 I will tell my first story of killing zombies. When I'm in a bowling alley ... 511 00: 36: 03,143 --> 00: 36: 04,550 ... so I shot one. 512 00: 36: 06,130 --> 00: 36: 07,698 - How about you, Green Bay? - Brakes. 513 00: 36: 07,798 --> 00: 36: 11,569 - The story doesn't feel touching. - Hit your feet on the brakes! 514 00: 36: 12,936 --> 00: 36: 16,507 - Damn, kid, talk! - You talked for a long time! 515 00: 36: 18,307 --> 00: 36: 19,860 Now we are here. 516 00: 36: 25,316 --> 00: 36: 26,639 Safe Haven Ranch. 517 00: 36: 28,486 --> 00: 36: 31,956 Darnell, lower your weapon. Hear, we don't know who these people are. 518 00: 36: 32,056 --> 00: 36: 34,879 They look quite friendly, but we don't know their true intentions. 519 00: 36: 34,979 --> 00: 36: 36,394 This is a different world where we live now. 520 00: 36: 36,494 --> 00: 36: 39,126 We don't know what they are doing to survive or how they are, 521 00: 36: 39,226 --> 00: 36: 42,299 So stay alert, everyone. 522 00: 36: 42,399 --> 00: 36: 45,870 - I'll say the same damn thing. - But you don't do it. 523 00: 36: 45,970 --> 00: 36: 48,238 This can be cannibal. 524 00: 36: 48,863 --> 00: 36: 51,730 They can hoard zombies in the warehouse or start worshiping it. 525 00: 36: 51,830 --> 00: 36: 53,048 It seems far-fetched. 526 00: 36: 53,148 --> 00: 36: 56,377 They can become serial killers by using a zombie apocalypse 527 00: 36: 56,477 --> 00: 37: 00,250 kill everyone who came here makes it harder to track. 528 00: 37: 00,350 --> 00: 37: 03,887 Obviously the point is doomsday, why become a serial killer? 529 00: 37: 03,987 --> 00: 37: 07,591 - It could be a giant spider. - His accusations to spiders are a little better. 530 00: 37: 07,891 --> 00: 37: 11,178 - You never know. You never know. -... So the conclusion is watching our toes, 531 00: 37: 11,278 --> 00: 37: 14,192 really kind, alert. 532 00: 37: 15,099 --> 00: 37: 17,371 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, 533 00: 37: 17,771 --> 00: 37: 21,295 Welcome to Safe Haven Ranch. 534 00: 37: 22,089 --> 00: 37: 25,876 Afternoon, sir. I can assure you we are not here to look for trouble. 535 00: 37: 25,976 --> 00: 37: 27,168 I'm Sheriff Lincoln. 536 00: 37: 27,268 --> 00: 37: 31,708 Oh, how is Detective. My name is Abraham. 537 00: 37: 32,648 --> 00: 37: 34,479 - Sheriff. - Sheriff. 538 00: 37: 34,579 --> 00: 37: 36,754 That's a beautiful knife, Abraham. 539 00: 37: 37,720 --> 00: 37: 41,492 Don't worry. This is an old knife. This knife is used only in warehouses. 540 00: 37: 41,992 --> 00: 37: 45,146 When I'm on my way here, I see interesting things from you. 541 00: 37: 45,246 --> 00: 37: 48,932 Hey, are you thirsty? My wife made some Kool-Aid. 542 00: 37: 49,032 --> 00: 37: 50,685 Kool-Aid. 543 00: 37: 50,935 --> 00: 37: 55,273 Sarah, honey? Are you willing bring your Kool-Aid to them? 544 00: 37: 55,373 --> 00: 38: 00,010 - We have guests. - I prefer the man himself, but let's go. 545 00: 38: 00,645 --> 00: 38: 02,213 Come home. 546 00: 38: 02,313 --> 00: 38: 05,199 Oh, God. Old man is crazy with a knife, make Kool-Aid. 547 00: 38: 05,299 --> 00: 38: 07,735 This will be bloodshed. 548 00: 38: 08,185 --> 00: 38: 11,322 We are truly isolated from the dangers of the city. 549 00: 38: 11,422 --> 00: 38: 14,858 Untouched, nobody is here. 550 00: 38: 14,958 --> 00: 38: 18,022 You don't mind us asking, how Can you stay infection free? 551 00: 38: 18.122 --> 00: 38: 20,048 Well, we wash our hands. 552 00: 38: 20,148 --> 00: 38: 23,801 Even though we have recently family disease. 553 00: 38: 23,901 --> 00: 38: 26,896 - Sarah, honey. All guests have arrived. - Oh, honey, hi. 554 00: 38: 27,196 --> 00: 38: 28,580 ... 555 00: 38: 28,839 --> 00: 38: 33,077 Well, hello. Welcome. apparently the group arrived here. 556 00: 38: 33,177 --> 00: 38: 37,531 - Yes, mam. Sorry to interrupt. - Oh, don't bother, don't be ridiculous. 557 00: 38: 37,631 --> 00: 38: 40,251 We welcome everyone here with open arms. 558 00: 38: 40,551 --> 00: 38: 43,820 I just made some Kool-Aid. Do you want it? 559 00: 38: 43,920 --> 00: 38: 46,199 - Green Bay here likes Kool-Aid. - Oh, no, no ... 560 00: 38: 46,299 --> 00: 38: 48,175 He likes sweet ones, sweet drink. 561 00: 38: 48,275 --> 00: 38: 51,028 - No, you think it's Pixy Stix. - Ever seen you eat Pixy Stix. 562 00: 38: 51,128 --> 00: 38: 54,995 Abraham, lower the knife. People will think we are crazy. 563 00: 38: 55,095 --> 00: 38: 57,774 - I forgot. - or crazy. 564 00: 39: 05,308 --> 00: 39: 07,225 Do you have grandchildren? 565 00: 39: 07,325 --> 00: 39: 10,214 Gosh, you make me feel old. 566 00: 39: 10,314 --> 00: 39: 12,383 No, that is our daughter, Isaac. 567 00: 39: 12,483 --> 00: 39: 15,602 Your daughter, Isaac? 568 00: 39: 15,752 --> 00: 39: 20,473 He made it before it hurts, long ago. 569 00: 39: 26,096 --> 00: 39: 29,249 - He is talented. - So will you join us for dinner? 570 00: 39: 30,133 --> 00: 39: 32,696 This will be the best dinner. 571 00: 39: 34,505 --> 00: 39: 35,706 - Certain. - Yeah. 572 00: 39: 35,806 --> 00: 39: 40,570 Sorry, but ... we don't allow it foreigners to use this door. 573 00: 39: 41,061 --> 00: 39: 43,647 - Pass by the side, please. - Of course. 574 00: 39: 44,047 --> 00: 39: 45,218 Okay. 575 00: 39: 45,318 --> 00: 39: 48,105 - We will die. - They hope a little. 576 00: 39: 48,205 --> 00: 39: 50,521 Yes, we will meet you there. This will be easier. 577 00: 39: 50,621 --> 00: 39: 53,591 - I'll bring chicken. - Oh, good idea. Great idea. 578 00: 39: 53,691 --> 00: 39: 56,036 Hurry up, Romeo. 579 00: 39: 56,493 --> 00: 39: 59,347 Heavenly Father, we thank you to you for abundance ... 580 00: 39: 59,447 --> 00: 40: 02,533 My Lord, please don't let it go Father Abraham saw the finger of my corpse 581 00: 40: 02,633 --> 00: 40: 07,272 and realized that I was dead. Also, please make me human again. . Amen 582 00: 40: 07,372 --> 00: 40: 11,375 and for the guests, hopefully they can resting on his journey, 583 00: 40: 11,475 --> 00: 40: 16,213 and help us to find a pair of gloves for the young man sitting beside me, 584 00: 40: 16,313 --> 00: 40: 19,120 - Hands that feel like dry ice. - Gosh 585 00: 40: 19,220 --> 00: 40: 22,352 Do you have something what do you want to add, kid? 586 00: 40: 23,002 --> 00: 40: 26,457 Thank you ... for ... peas. 587 00: 40: 26,957 --> 00: 40: 31,255 - In the name of God, amen. - Okay, everybody eat 588 00: 40: 34,832 --> 00: 40: 36,467 Seriously 589 00: 40: 37,355 --> 00: 40: 40,471 Green Bay, eat first 590 00: 40: 40,771 --> 00: 40: 44,880 Oh, no, no, no? ... I insist, that woman first. 591 00: 40: 44,980 --> 00: 40: 48,423 Does not make sense. You are our guest. You go first. 592 00: 41: 13,519 --> 00: 41: 17,252 I won't know my food is poisoned, You know, I'm dead already 593 00: 41: 19,543 --> 00: 41: 22,813 Well, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac's daughter, she ... 594 00: 41: 22,913 --> 00: 41: 25,249 We don't like to talk about the disease. 595 00: 41: 25,349 --> 00: 41: 28,986 We don't want to eliminate your appetite. 596 00: 41: 29,086 --> 00: 41: 32,272 So, start eating. Leave for dessert. 597 00: 41: 32,372 --> 00: 41: 36,079 I have made a special cake with my secret ingredients. 598 00: 41: 36,459 --> 00: 41: 38,822 Sounds delicious. 599 00: 41: 44,801 --> 00: 41: 47,503 What ... is the secret material? 600 00: 41: 48,772 --> 00: 41: 50,708 I can't tell you. 601 00: 41: 50,808 --> 00: 41: 53,578 If I tell, then all neighbors will order. 602 00: 41: 53,678 --> 00: 41: 58,516 Raw sugar. I only use one spoon to avoid diabetes. 603 00: 42: 00,077 --> 00: 42: 02,887 I'm afraid maybe some of you have to sleep on the floor. 604 00: 42: 02,987 --> 00: 42: 05,609 I don't think I have enough beds and a sofa for all of you. 605 00: 42: 05,709 --> 00: 42: 06,957 It's okay, Sarah. 606 00: 42: 07,057 --> 00: 42: 10,394 We plan to make tents outside tonight. Thank you very much. 607 00: 42: 10,494 --> 00: 42: 13,056 Actually, is there a guest room 608 00: 42: 13,156 --> 00: 42: 14,565 You got it. 609 00: 42: 15,599 --> 00: 42: 17,835 - Back to the conversation ... No - More on privacy issues. 610 00: 42: 17,935 --> 00: 42: 20,154 Whatever the decision, sleep tonight with us. 611 00: 42: 20,254 --> 00: 42: 22,537 - Make sure you clean your mess. - Nonsense. 612 00: 42: 22,637 --> 00: 42: 25,753 This hand has seen every kind of mess that exists. 613 00: 42: 55,372 --> 00: 42: 57,929 For every living soul, especially Selena Gomez, 614 00: 42: 58,029 --> 00: 43: 01,157 we have left this mall towards Safe Haven Ranch. 615 00: 43: 02,646 --> 00: 43: 08,545 Also, I have left the list my rules for survival. 616 00: 43: 23,667 --> 00: 43: 26,737 So they are really crazy, right? Consensus with that? 617 00: 43: 26,837 --> 00: 43: 29,073 They must be hiding there. 618 00: 43: 29,173 --> 00: 43: 32,368 Yes, their daughter. 619 00: 43: 32,668 --> 00: 43: 37,648 No one will be surprised if he is chained to the bed. 620 00: 43: 37,748 --> 00: 43: 41,211 - They look like good people, right? - Yes, it seems. 621 00: 43: 42,886 --> 00: 43: 47,090 Rumors say there are people out there like they are waiting for healing. 622 00: 43: 47,190 --> 00: 43: 49,092 I bet my bow over it. 623 00: 43: 49,192 --> 00: 43: 52,675 It's not right to risk your bow, Katniss, pull your bet. 624 00: 43: 52,775 --> 00: 43: 55,792 And who did you hear the rumor from? 625 00: 43: 56,999 --> 00: 43: 59,269 I guess you never hang out and gossip. 626 00: 43: 59,369 --> 00: 44: 02,759 They want us to die. I can feel it. We need a plan. 627 00: 44: 02,859 --> 00: 44: 05,743 I hope we make it good first impression. 628 00: 44: 06,455 --> 00: 44: 10,281 Your little angel's heart can't make a bad impression. 629 00: 44: 10,381 --> 00: 44: 12,616 Let's make a surprise attack, catch them while they sleep. 630 00: 44: 12,716 --> 00: 44: 16,820 Oh God, kid. They are old, if combined 200 years. 631 00: 44: 16,920 --> 00: 44: 19,806 We are not NAVY SEAL special forces or whatever 632 00: 44: 19,906 --> 00: 44: 22,536 - waiting for suggestions to come - I think we should wait until morning 633 00: 44: 22,636 --> 00: 44: 25,830 without doing anything. I will use it tonight to sleep. 634 00: 44: 25,930 --> 00: 44: 29,834 Or at least share a sleeping bag with a warm body. 635 00: 44: 30,334 --> 00: 44: 33,938 stiffening? I can stiffen. I'm still alive. 636 00: 44: 34,038 --> 00: 44: 35,806 I'll take the first turn. 637 00: 44: 35,906 --> 00: 44: 38,476 Don't worry about anything here. 638 00: 44: 39,076 --> 00: 44: 41,778 I feel cold beside you. 639 00: 44: 41,878 --> 00: 44: 45,282 Those creepy old bastards, at least someone is ready. 640 00: 44: 45,888 --> 00: 44: 48,625 - I love you. - I love you too. 641 00: 44: 54,324 --> 00: 44: 56,593 Good idea, Carl. 642 00: 44: 56,693 --> 00: 45: 00,164 - I will always with you. - Chris. 643 00: 45: 00,764 --> 00: 45: 02,733 You can call me Father, son. 644 00: 45: 03,033 --> 00: 45: 04,862 Sleep, Pops. 645 00: 45: 26,123 --> 00: 45: 27,276 Not. 646 00: 45: 38,668 --> 00: 45: 42,882 Thank you for hypothermia and Kool-Aid poison, Father Abraham. 647 00: 45: 45,742 --> 00: 45: 49,846 - My hair will fall apart if you don't use a dry towel. - Your smell is like a lilac cockroach. 648 00: 45: 49,946 --> 00: 45: 52,516 Yes, indeed, because they made it into soap. 649 00: 45: 52,616 --> 00: 45: 56,454 It smells like a bum ass and sleep on the ground, whore. 650 00: 45: 56,954 --> 00: 46: 01,752 Kate Upton, I'll paint your body someday. 651 00: 46: 10,634 --> 00: 46: 12,329 Hello? 652 00: 46: 14,338 --> 00: 46: 16,258 Father Abraham? 653 00: 46: 18,442 --> 00: 46: 20,304 Sarah? 654 00: 46: 22,412 --> 00: 46: 24,108 Brooklyn? 655 00: 46: 52,474 --> 00: 46: 55,300 Do you hear that? Hey, wake up! 656 00: 46: 55,400 --> 00: 46: 58,148 - dad? Get up! - Carl. 657 00: 46: 58,248 --> 00: 47: 00,217 Let's go in there and save the pusi. 658 00: 47: 00,517 --> 00: 47: 03,714 - Should we, though? - Yeah, you have to. Come on 659 00: 47: 06,564 --> 00: 47: 08,085 Strange man. 660 00: 47: 09,676 --> 00: 47: 12,629 - Rape! - No, no, no, no, no! Stop it! Stop it! 661 00: 47: 12,729 --> 00: 47: 15,816 - Who are you? - I'm a guest of your parents! 662 00: 47: 15,916 --> 00: 47: 18,135 My parents don't have guests. Why are you here? 663 00: 47: 18,235 --> 00: 47: 21,404 We went out of town, and we heard that farm or farm or whatever 664 00: 47: 21,504 --> 00: 47: 23,707 is a safe place, Really with those words. 665 00: 47: 23,807 --> 00: 47: 26,143 I'm with my friends. They camp out there. 666 00: 47: 26,243 --> 00: 47: 29,012 Did you not see them? They made a campfire. 667 00: 47: 29,112 --> 00: 47: 32,215 - I have night blindness. - Oh, God, me too. 668 00: 47: 32,315 --> 00: 47: 35,268 - Why are you inside? - I have my own problems. 669 00: 47: 35,368 --> 00: 47: 38,364 - Me too. - Is it true? 670 00: 47: 39,189 --> 00: 47: 41,792 God, dude! Do you stand now? 671 00: 47: 41,892 --> 00: 47: 45,156 You look hot and I think You will want and also not a corpse. 672 00: 47: 48,031 --> 00: 47: 49,033 What are you doing here? 673 00: 47: 49,133 --> 00: 47: 52,068 We are here to save your ass from that bitch zombie. 674 00: 47: 52,168 --> 00: 47: 54,358 - Don't say the word here! - Yeah, he's not B. 675 00: 47: 54,458 --> 00: 47: 57,874 - No, Z said. - Why? 676 00: 47: 57,974 --> 00: 48: 00,811 My parents don't know the world has turned chaotic. 677 00: 48: 00,911 --> 00: 48: 03,980 - How could it be? - They never left home. 678 00: 48: 04,080 --> 00: 48: 07,385 They don't have a TV, and they don't listen to the radio. 679 00: 48: 07,485 --> 00: 48: 10,821 I mean, I live only to see has there been a change. 680 00: 48: 11,521 --> 00: 48: 12,823 I like this song. 681 00: 48: 12,923 --> 00: 48: 17,261 - And you don't tell them, about ... - Do you see their parents? 682 00: 48: 17,361 --> 00: 48: 19,429 I mean, they will be hit heart attack 683 00: 48: 19,529 --> 00: 48: 22,165 if they know they don't will be excited. 684 00: 48: 22,265 --> 00: 48: 24,435 So where have you been? 685 00: 48: 24,535 --> 00: 48: 27,227 We really think you are zom ... a Z. 686 00: 48: 27,751 --> 00: 48: 29,660 "Disease" your parents keep talking about it 687 00: 48: 29,760 --> 00: 48: 32,436 I have no disease. I'm just involved in a small quarrel with them 688 00: 48: 32,536 --> 00: 48: 34,395 because they caught me smoking marijuana. 689 00: 48: 34,495 --> 00: 48: 36,016 With... 690 00: 48: 36,116 --> 00: 48: 37,811 with marijuana? 691 00: 48: 38,458 --> 00: 48: 42,619 Really cool, tubular. Like, huh jazzed all the time. 692 00: 48: 42,719 --> 00: 48: 46,673 I haven't sucked it, I mean I will just use it. 693 00: 48: 46,773 --> 00: 48: 49,269 You can say that again, Janis. 694 00: 48: 52,762 --> 00: 48: 54,665 Joplin? 695 00: 48: 54,765 --> 00: 48: 58,468 I mean, this reference is too young for you, he is a heavy addict. 696 00: 48: 58,568 --> 00: 49: 01,138 - It's not funny if you have to explain it. - You understand. 697 00: 49: 01,238 --> 00: 49: 05,009 So your parents find and stay away from you or something? it feels hard. 698 00: 49: 05,109 --> 00: 49: 08,895 My parents are quite old-fashioned. Stay in the warehouse and trying to look after me. 699 00: 49: 08,995 --> 00: 49: 11,498 How long will you stay? 700 00: 49: 12,021 --> 00: 49: 13,060 We are not really ... 701 00: 49: 13,160 --> 00: 49: 16,972 We think of your parents crazy killer behind Z ... 702 00: 49: 17,072 --> 00: 49: 19,770 Zom ... Zs, so ... 703 00: 49: 19,870 --> 00: 49: 21,350 Sorry I made you panic. 704 00: 49: 21,450 --> 00: 49: 25,379 You might think I'm like, zombie rapist or s ... 705 00: 49: 25,879 --> 00: 49: 30,734 - The scummiest of all Z-words. - Right. for me it's still rape. 706 00: 49: 31,644 --> 00: 49: 33,507 - Cut and run, kid. - That is a joke. 707 00: 49: 33,607 --> 00: 49: 37,341 I've never been ... like, a bad rapist. I'm not a raper ... rapist. 708 00: 49: 37,441 --> 00: 49: 40,910 I will never ... I don't even ... Do you know what? I will go ahead and ... 709 00: 49: 41,402 --> 00: 49: 42,706 restore conditions. 710 00: 49: 56,459 --> 00: 49: 59,964 - Good morning everyone. - morning. 711 00: 50: 00,164 --> 00: 50: 03,967 I want to thank you for ruined the show last night! 712 00: 50: 04,067 --> 00: 50: 06,970 I'm sorry, princess. Hey, do you say your prayer? 713 00: 50: 07,220 --> 00: 50: 09,189 Yes always. I assume you don't 714 00: 50: 09,439 --> 00: 50: 11,875 explain your attitude towards life and everything. 715 00: 50: 11,975 --> 00: 50: 13,746 - Tea bag? - Gosh. 716 00: 50: 13,846 --> 00: 50: 14,944 Not. 717 00: 50: 15,044 --> 00: 50: 18,248 - Well, good morning everyone. - Morning, Abraham. 718 00: 50: 19,148 --> 00: 50: 21,485 Still like toys, I know. 719 00: 50: 21,585 --> 00: 50: 25,155 Well, this seems like the beginning a beautiful day, 720 00: 50: 25,255 --> 00: 50: 27,824 Blessings from our Lord in heaven. 721 00: 50: 27,924 --> 00: 50: 31,261 We want to introduce you with our daughter Isaac. 722 00: 50: 31,361 --> 00: 50: 33,663 He feels better, and he wants to meet you. 723 00: 50: 33,763 --> 00: 50: 35,733 How are you guys? Good day. 724 00: 50: 35,833 --> 00: 50: 38,535 Hi. very nice to meet you for the first time. 725 00: 50: 39,654 --> 00: 50: 43,268 You are all welcome to stay for you want, if you have to go, 726 00: 50: 43,368 --> 00: 50: 47,158 I want to ask if you can a little help here. 727 00: 50: 47,258 --> 00: 50: 51,648 Because of my age limitations, and of course with Isaac, 728 00: 50: 51,748 --> 00: 50: 55,017 - being a woman and all. - He's right. My place is in the kitchen. 729 00: 50: 55,417 --> 00: 50: 58,922 We are happy to be able to help, Abraham. We will always help each other. 730 00: 50: 59,222 --> 00: 51: 01,959 Actually, we need wheat sower 731 00: 51: 02,059 --> 00: 51: 03,894 and brush collectors and firewood. 732 00: 51: 03,994 --> 00: 51: 07,934 Lucky for you, I'm very good at it sow wheat. 733 00: 51: 08,034 --> 00: 51: 10,995 - Oh, that's great. - Tea bag? 734 00: 51: 12,168 --> 00: 51: 14,971 I always like a parable. 735 00: 51: 15,871 --> 00: 51: 20,727 Yeah, well ... at least we don't run from brain-thirst-hole. 736 00: 51: 20,827 --> 00: 51: 23,513 Your brain is not thirsty. Your brain doesn't drink, idiot! 737 00: 51: 23,613 --> 00: 51: 25,565 Be patient with little ones, Brook. 738 00: 51: 25,665 --> 00: 51: 29,386 I'm sure you can squeeze ripe juice from a good brain. 739 00: 51: 29,486 --> 00: 51: 33,089 Obviously you don't realize ability highest to be a prostitute. 740 00: 51: 33,189 --> 00: 51: 36,993 Well, he looks pretty manly to you. He sowed wheat like an expert. 741 00: 51: 37,093 --> 00: 51: 39,677 Prepare disappointment when it comes time to stop 742 00: 51: 39,777 --> 00: 51: 41,060 or in the right direction. 743 00: 51: 41,160 --> 00: 51: 45,632 You are really shocking today, Brooklyn. Are you stressed? 744 00: 51: 46,002 --> 00: 51: 49,739 - Need an outlet? - Not if it's you. 745 00: 51: 49,839 --> 00: 51: 53,677 I can help. I know a good place which can relieve stress. 746 00: 51: 54,466 --> 00: 51: 58,448 - I am being curious. Romeo? - I'm ... super stressed. 747 00: 51: 58,548 --> 00: 52: 00,357 Whatever it is, I agree 748 00: 52: 05,422 --> 00: 52: 07,590 Welcome to my stress antidote. 749 00: 52: 08,758 --> 00: 52: 10,454 come in 750 00: 52: 31,531 --> 00: 52: 34,108 - Not what I expected ... - Impressed, try it. 751 00: 52: 34,208 --> 00: 52: 36,446 Props, village girl. 752 00: 52: 37,187 --> 00: 52: 40,718 I ... like ... met. 753 00: 52: 42,725 --> 00: 52: 44,354 Joking 754 00: 52: 45,261 --> 00: 52: 47,397 I ... yeah, yeah, yeah. 755 00: 52: 47,497 --> 00: 52: 52,617 Yes, I always ... always ... always prefer to ... to ... to ... 756 00: 52: 52,867 --> 00: 52: 57,742 to relieve stress, like ... with ... with that .. . with ... with medicine. 757 00: 52: 57,842 --> 00: 53: 00,371 This ... it's me ... 758 00: 53: 01,811 --> 00: 53: 03,507 Yes? 759 00: 53: 04,281 --> 00: 53: 07,072 - What did you enter? - This is my special mix. 760 00: 53: 07,172 --> 00: 53: 10,120 I call it Hash from Living Dead. 761 00: 53: 10,220 --> 00: 53: 11,779 It's really creative. 762 00: 53: 18,994 --> 00: 53: 22,254 God damn it. 763 00: 53: 23,616 --> 00: 53: 27,504 If my brain still works, I'm sure this will be awesome 764 00: 53: 27,604 --> 00: 53: 30,000 God, let me help you, brother. 765 00: 53: 34,710 --> 00: 53: 38,149 I will call you Lebong James. 766 00: 53: 47,991 --> 00: 53: 51,021 Okay, no one touches me. I am bad. 767 00: 53: 57,266 --> 00: 54: 01,036 No one, like ... die because of this , right? 768 00: 54: 01,160 --> 00: 54: 06,553 - Dude, don't use the Bong yourself. - Try it for the first time. 769 00: 54: 15,252 --> 00: 54: 17,787 Do not. Bad idea. Oh, my God. 770 00: 54: 18,087 --> 00: 54: 20,551 This ... that ... 771 00: 54: 22,791 --> 00: 54: 27,499 It's like ... What ... world like ... 772 00: 54: 28,169 --> 00: 54: 31,501 - What is it? like spinning. - spinning? Yes. 773 00: 54: 31,601 --> 00: 54: 35,005 This is like the type of fro-yo when you mix Do you know what I mean? 774 00: 54: 35,105 --> 00: 54: 38,141 - Frozen yogurt. - Gosh. 775 00: 54: 38,241 --> 00: 54: 40,778 I want that damn fro-yo now. 776 00: 54: 40,878 --> 00: 54: 42,730 Yes. 777 00: 54: 44,046 --> 00: 54: 48,337 Feels like I'm in ... My head floated and slammed. 778 00: 55: 16,346 --> 00: 55: 19,215 The sound of fractions is so cool. 779 00: 55: 19,615 --> 00: 55: 21,840 Like an angel clapping. 780 00: 55: 26,455 --> 00: 55: 29,607 Broken goods make me happy. 781 00: 56: 05,094 --> 00: 56: 09,125 Strange. It turns out that marijuana makes it we hallucinate 782 00: 56: 13,904 --> 00: 56: 16,557 To be honest this makes my mind up be clean in a week 783 00: 56: 19,158 --> 00: 56: 23,123 My favorite thing in the world is Twinkie. 784 00: 56: 25,381 --> 00: 56: 28,151 Hate Twinkies. Twinkies. Hate the Twinkies. 785 00: 56: 28,551 --> 00: 56: 30,053 Where is Green Boy? 786 00: 56: 42,131 --> 00: 56: 45,601 Let's play firecrackers! 787 00: 57: 31,898 --> 00: 57: 36,629 Guaranteed A-Rod, McGwire, The Rock, all survived because of steroids. 788 00: 57: 37,954 --> 00: 57: 40,683 - What is that? - Clear fireworks, dipshit. 789 00: 57: 49,365 --> 00: 57: 52,362 Okay, come from the warehouse. Let's go there. 790 00: 58: 03,045 --> 00: 58: 07,217 Holy F-S-word words. Do you see fireworks? 791 00: 58: 07,317 --> 00: 58: 09,018 Stress is gone. 792 00: 58: 09,118 --> 00: 58: 13,977 Damn, kid. If i don't love with you now ... 793 00: 58: 15,291 --> 00: 58: 18,461 That's ... damn dope, Green Man. 794 00: 58: 18,561 --> 00: 58: 21,231 I just did it, man, only me. 795 00: 58: 21,331 --> 00: 58: 22,565 Indeed. 796 00: 58: 22,665 --> 00: 58: 25,134 What is that? A warning? 797 00: 58: 25,234 --> 00: 58: 27,137 - Are you infected? - Answer! 798 00: 58: 27,237 --> 00: 58: 30,273 Dude, we're just partying. 799 00: 58: 30,373 --> 00: 58: 31,920 Hey! 800 00: 58: 32,020 --> 00: 58: 36,343 Enough with violence, Chris. I mean, Did Mandela's death mean nothing? 801 00: 58: 36,443 --> 00: 58: 38,381 Tupac and Biggie mean nothing? 802 00: 58: 38,481 --> 00: 58: 40,860 May we not get it? peace resolution? 803 00: 58: 40,960 --> 00: 58: 44,738 In the name of the seventh sky What have you done? 804 00: 58: 44,838 --> 00: 58: 49,575 No, you know we are very difficult get water and fireworks? 805 00: 58: 49,725 --> 00: 58: 54,063 - This mess is serious! - That, like, 15 years ago. 806 00: 58: 54,163 --> 00: 58: 58,434 Well, I think it's time to renew our newspaper subscription. 807 00: 58: 58,534 --> 00: 59: 00,203 I'll go to town tomorrow. 808 00: 59: 00,303 --> 00: 59: 03,273 - Do you have an idea of ​​how loud the sound is? - I do not understand. 809 00: 59: 03,373 --> 00: 59: 05,442 This certainly sounds miles. 810 00: 59: 05,542 --> 00: 59: 08,571 Oh, God. You see beautiful flowers in the sky, too? 811 00: 59: 09,345 --> 00: 59: 12,798 Isaac, what's wrong with you? 812 00: 59: 13,049 --> 00: 59: 15,384 You look like you have taken drugs. 813 00: 59: 15,484 --> 00: 59: 19,475 Mother, believe me. We are really jazzed. 814 00: 59: 20,257 --> 00: 59: 25,361 Suuuper-duper jazzed. 815 00: 59: 25,461 --> 00: 59: 29,031 For the record, I will say ... This is awesome. 816 00: 59: 29,131 --> 00: 59: 33,102 Still small Shouldn't do it. Although there is an opportunity between two lovebirds. 817 00: 59: 33,202 --> 00: 59: 35,070 I see that bond, though. 818 00: 59: 35,170 --> 00: 59: 37,808 Isaac, this is not good! 819 00: 59: 37,908 --> 00: 59: 40,550 - Who is that? - Where? What... 820 00: 59: 40,650 --> 00: 59: 42,879 Looks like Hank, our neighbor. 821 00: 59: 42,979 --> 00: 59: 46,282 He runs very funny. Are you okay, Hank? 822 00: 59: 46,382 --> 00: 59: 48,314 He is not good. Let me shoot him. 823 00: 59: 49,885 --> 00: 59: 52,528 Why are you playing with toy arrows? 824 00: 59: 52,628 --> 00: 59: 55,858 We are truly amazed that there are still arrows. 825 00: 59: 56,358 --> 00: 59: 58,627 Hey! Like you challenged me. 826 00: 59: 58,727 --> 01: 00: 01,130 Shooting contest, you and me, now! 827 01: 00: 01,230 --> 01:00: 04,800 Oh, God. It's like watching a WNBA match. 828 01: 00: 05,600 --> 01: 00: 08,038 No, Hank! Oh no! 829 01: 00: 08,138 --> 01: 00: 10,040 Son, do you know what you just did? 830 01: 00: 10,140 --> 01: 00: 13,142 I just killed that zombie Crazy old man. 831 01: 00: 13,242 --> 01: 00: 16,011 Hey! Carl! Show your respect. 832 01: 00: 16,111 --> 01: 00: 19,248 - What is a zambie? - zombies. 833 01: 00: 19,348 --> 01: 00: 23,219 Everyone outside the farm this has been infected with a crazy virus. 834 01: 00: 23,319 --> 01: 00: 27,123 - People eat people out there. - And my ears are completely gone. 835 01: 00: 27,523 --> 01: 00: 30,025 - Thank you, Hank. - God rest his soul! 836 01: 00: 30,125 --> 01: 00: 33,073 No, no, no, no. This can't happen 837 01: 00: 33,173 --> 01: 00: 35,269 I have proven it, 838 01: 00: 35,369 --> 01: 00: 38,735 Woke up from a coma a few days ago. the whole world is gone. 839 01: 00: 38,835 --> 01: 00: 41,804 Isaac, why are you keeping this from us? 840 01: 00: 41,904 --> 01: 00: 44,173 I am sorry. I don't want to tell you, because I think ... 841 01: 00: 44,273 --> 01: 00: 46,059 He thinks there is no benefit for you. 842 01: 00: 46,159 --> 01: 00: 51,380 I don't believe you consume drugs! 843 01: 00: 51,480 --> 01: 00: 54,017 Oh, God, forgive us! 844 01: 00: 54,117 --> 01: 00: 56,152 We have failed as parents! 845 01: 00: 56,252 --> 01: 01: 00,122 Mother, Papa, I'm very, very sorry. 846 01: 01: 00222 --> 01: 01: 04,293 Don't they hear all over things about zombies or ... 847 01: 01: 04,393 --> 01: 01: 08,031 - Hearing is quite selective. - Suck your girlfriend. 848 01: 01: 08,531 --> 01: 01: 12,166 Oh, God. stop you bullshit for five seconds? 849 01: 01: 12271 --> 01: 01: 15,854 I'm sorry I'm not Rambo, and I'm not ready to face the zombie apocalypse 850 01: 01: 15,954 --> 01: 1: 19,542 Unlike others. Yes, I can't shoot. Forgive me. 851 01: 01: 19,642 --> 01: 01: 22,898 Get out of my life! You and your sister is complete bastard! 852 01: 01: 22,998 --> 01: 01: 26,266 The only reason that we take care of you because you're Hot, and she's a child! 853 01: 01: 26,366 --> 01: 01: 28,517 I'm a teenager, farting face! 854 01: 01: 28,617 --> 01: 01: 31,265 Swear to God, little girl. If you open your mouth once more 855 01: 01: 31,365 --> 01: 01: 35,551 I'll tear it like a zombie! and sink his teeth into your neck; 856 01: 01: 36,926 --> 01: 01: 41,233 Wait. Are you talking? I think of you, too traumatized to talk, or ... 857 01: 01: 41333 --> 01: 01: 42,799 He is mute. 858 01: 01: 43,099 --> 01: 01: 45,935 - Use real weapons, jerk! - Talk like a zombie. 859 01: 01: 46,035 --> 01: 01: 48,943 She's deaf, you bastard ... 860 01: 01: 49,043 --> 01: 01: 52,332 cowboy bastard, dipshit little whore! 861 01: 01: 52,774 --> 01: 01: 56,212 How do you not pay attention? Do you have no conscience? 862 01: 01: 56,702 --> 01: 01: 59,648 - How does he know what we are talking about? - He can read lips, idiot! 863 01: 01: 59,748 --> 01: 02: 02,351 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Everyone calm down! 864 01: 02: 03,116 --> 01: 02: 07,223 - Whatever, man. This is due to panic. - So what's the plan, Sheriff? 865 01: 02: 18,534 --> 01: 02: 21,970 I mean, I think this is kind of from the diaphragm or whatever. 866 01: 02: 22,070 --> 01: 02: 22,955 Di-Archy. 867 01: 02: 23,055 --> 01: 02: 25,341 You talk high like a group of college kids 868 01: 02: 25,441 --> 01: 02: 27,410 I don't appreciate your opinion as a leader again. 869 01: 02: 27,510 --> 01: 02: 31,780 Hey, hey, hey, Carl! That's enough! That's enough! 870 01: 02: 31,880 --> 01: 02: 34,977 Have we lost our sense of humanity here? 871 01: 02: 35,884 --> 01: 02: 39,155 Let's take an example from Romeo as a role model. 872 01: 02: 39,255 --> 01: 02: 40,523 Keep calm. 873 01: 02: 40,923 --> 01: 02: 42,324 Well. 874 01: 02: 42,424 --> 01: 02: 46,929 Sheriff, I think you're the sheriff now. 875 01: 02: 47,029 --> 01: 02: 49,832 - I'm a sheriff. - Fine, Chief. 876 01: 02: 49,932 --> 01: 02: 51,827 Sheriff. 877 01: 02: 53,169 --> 01: 02: 55,295 And why don't you ... 878 01: 02: 55,395 --> 01: 03: 00,601 take the damn Kid Rock again, Kenny Chesney, your fucking hat 879 01: 03: 00,701 --> 01: 03: 02,939 from my Stetson hat? 880 01: 03: 12,922 --> 01: 03: 17,238 Okay, listen. I say listen! 881 01: 03: 18,861 --> 01: 03: 21,408 Do I now get your attention? 882 01: 03: 24,833 --> 01: 03: 28,279 Everyone turned away! switch view! 883 01: 03: 29,539 --> 01: 03: 31,780 Alright, look back! 884 01: 03: 39,715 --> 01: 03: 42,985 Now, this place is clear not safe anymore. 885 01: 03: 43,085 --> 01: 03: 46,556 Right? It's only a matter of time before the fence is destroyed. 886 01: 03: 46,656 --> 01: 03: 47,923 They will swarm. 887 01: 03: 48,423 --> 01: 03: 51,294 I think we have two choices. 888 01: 03: 51,394 --> 01: 03: 56,733 First, we can do smart things and run like a sissy. 889 01: 03: 57,433 --> 01: 04: 00,936 Or we can survive in our land and protect innocent parents 890 01: 04: 01,036 --> 01: 04: 03,204 and their hot daughters 891 01: 04: 03,304 --> 01: 04: 08,012 from inevitable infections invasion of walking corpses 892 01: 04: 08,112 --> 01: 04: 11,087 and live dead and all kinds die, 893 01: 04: 11,187 --> 01: 04: 16,302 which is impossible or maybe brought here because of the stoner fireworks. 894 01: 04: 16,402 --> 01: 04: 19,345 We all fight, but we fight a city full of zombies, 895 01: 04: 19,445 --> 01: 04: 22,942 - Which sounds pretty damn stupid. - Indeed it is. We stayed. 896 01: 04: 23,042 --> 01: 04: 25,527 I mean, it's our fault that they came here, so ... 897 01: 04: 25,627 --> 01: 04: 29,932 Am I partying and celebrating July 4th in this warehouse? 898 01: 04: 30,032 --> 01: 04: 32,968 Oh, wait, no, it's you. 899 01: 04: 33,068 --> 01: 04: 35,965 Where is little Romeo, anyway? 900 01: 04: 37,056 --> 01: 04: 40,642 Not you, pale face. Green Bay. Where is Green Bay? 901 01: 04: 40,742 --> 01: 04: 45,047 - Looking for ... girl. - Well, go find him. 902 01: 04: 45,147 --> 01: 04: 47,543 He only makes it worse. 903 01: 04: 47,917 --> 01: 04: 50,012 Spend your time, buddy. 904 01: 04: 51,620 --> 01: 04: 53,850 Alright, spread out. 905 01: 04: 54,557 --> 01: 04: 56,692 Do something elegant. 906 01: 04: 56,792 --> 01: 04: 58,859 I will look for ... 907 01: 04: 59,359 --> 01: 05: 01,557 evidence... 908 01: 05: 028-8 --> 01: 05: 04,066 Looking for cockroaches. 909 01: 05: 10,673 --> 01: 05: 13,476 Oh, boy. I know exactly What happened. 910 01: 05: 13,576 --> 01: 05: 17,847 - Hey ... where is your girl? - Dude, I don't know how to get it. 911 01: 05: 17,947 --> 01: 05: 20,282 I mean, I know a girl want privacy or whatever, 912 01: 05: 20,382 --> 01: 05: 22,852 but I have to go inside. however 913 01: 05: 22,952 --> 01: 05: 24,920 I can't go to his parents. They hate me. 914 01: 05: 25,020 --> 01: 05: 27,890 I know ... what to do. 915 01: 05: 31,794 --> 01: 05: 34,376 Right. I'll knock it ... 916 01: 05: 34,476 --> 01: 05: 35,932 God! 917 01: 05: 36,032 --> 01: 05: 37,561 Dude. 918 01: 05: 42,538 --> 01: 05: 44,640 - What is wrong? - Hey, Isaac. 919 01: 05: 44,740 --> 01: 05: 47,354 Dude, cool. If you go by the window, 920 01: 05: 47,454 --> 01: 05: 50,380 I will be blamed, and I've been in big trouble. 921 01: 05: 50,480 --> 01: 05: 52,214 This is me. 922 01: 05: 52,314 --> 01: 05: 54,017 What is your name ? 923 01: 05: 54,117 --> 01: 05: 57,013 - Romeo. - Romero? Like George? 924 01: 05: 573-3> 01: 06: 01,457 - No Romeo, like ... - You're smart me. It is better. 925 01: 06: 01,657 --> 01: 06: 05,628 Yes, no kidding. Okay, one, sorry I disturb the peace. My mistake. 926 01: 06: 05,728 --> 01: 06: 08,478 Two, we have enough problems towering here. 927 01: 06: 08,578 --> 01: 06: 12,535 The farm portal fence makes dead people? you forgot about that. 928 01: 06: 12,635 --> 01: 06: 16,538 - We live ... to help fight. - ok. Now take me out of here. 929 01: 06: 16,638 --> 01: 06: 21,143 But, I prefer you to stay inside, like much more ... safe. 930 01: 06: 21,243 --> 01: 06: 23,122 Can't this bitch sneak out the window 931 01: 06: 23,222 --> 01: 06: 26,676 Okay, okay. get ready. Only... 932 01: 06: 31,052 --> 01: 06: 33,522 Too ... awkward. 933 01: 06: 33,722 --> 01: 06: 35,418 Agree. 934 01: 06: 47,970 --> 01: 06: 49,138 What do you want, kid? 935 01: 06: 49,238 --> 01: 06: 52,245 You and your friend are no longer received at this beautiful house 936 01: 06: 52,345 --> 01: 06: 54,860 that my grandfather built with two own hands, 937 01: 06: 54,960 --> 01: 06: 59,332 That I returned to a beautiful summer This cottage is beautiful before you are there. 938 01: 06: 59,432 --> 01: 07: 02,304 When all this ends, you have to start sleep-and-breakfast, but ... 939 01: 07: 02,404 --> 01: 07: 05,094 This zombie, they come. They are fanatics. They don't stop. 940 01: 07: 08,113 --> 01: 07: 11,560 You can last a little here, but finally you will need supplies. 941 01: 07: 11,660 --> 01: 07: 14,399 We can fix the fence. But, that was Hank's fault. 942 01: 07: 14,499 --> 01: 07: 17,861 We can do anything for hold them back, but we need Isaac. 943 01: 07: 19,635 --> 01: 07: 23,972 You don't understand what "no" means? 944 01: 07: 24,072 --> 01: 07: 25,608 He seems to have quite a lot of problems. 945 01: 07: 25,708 --> 01: 07: 28,944 You and your people don't give a good influence on him. 946 01: 07: 29,044 --> 01: 07: 31,874 Sir, we have to go. No time. 947 01: 07: 32,982 --> 01: 07: 38,454 Literally choose life or death. I need only 5 minutes, only 5 minutes. 948 01: 07: 38,554 --> 01: 07: 40,889 10 minutes, that's all you got. 949 01: 07: 41,589 --> 01: 07: 43,542 - ok? - Okay, yeah. May also. 950 01: 07: 43,642 --> 01: 07: 45,711 Wait a minute. 951 01: 07: 46,061 --> 01: 07: 48,351 What is the password? 952 01: 07: 49,251 --> 01: 07: 53,469 Do ... Father Abraham has many children 953 01: 07: 53,569 --> 01: 07: 57,467 And many children have Father Abraham? 954 01: 08: 0410 --> 01: 08: 03,639 You graduated. 955 01: 08: 05,948 --> 01: 08: 08,740 Isaac? Isaac, are you ready? 956 01: 08: 08,840 --> 01: 08: 12,955 No, I'm really naked since we last talked. 957 01: 08: 13,255 --> 01: 08: 15,390 - OK - I'm sarcastic. 958 01: 08: 15,490 --> 01: 08: 18,320 - I know. Ok Let's go. - ok. 959 01: 08: 25,400 --> 01: 08: 31,407 Heavenly Father, like when you protect David against Goliath, look after us. 960 01: 08: 31,507 --> 01: 08: 35,010 - Help us to get up with strength. - Yes, Father. 961 01: 08: 35,110 --> 01: 08: 38,815 - We will fight as best we can. - Hell, yeah. 962 01: 08: 38,915 --> 01: 08: 45,288 And please touch Isaac's heart about irresponsible use of marijuana. 963 01: 08: 45,388 --> 01: 08: 48,240 - Please, God. - In the name of God, amen. 964 01: 08: 48,340 --> 01: 08: 49,658 Amen. 965 01: 08: 49,758 --> 01: 08: 52,789 Okay, I order you to get out to the west side, to check. 966 01: 09: 16,084 --> 01: 09: 18,321 Carl, binoculars. 967 01: 09: 18,521 --> 01: 09: 19,988 Chris. 968 01: 09: 20,088 --> 01: 09: 22,191 Yes, there they gather. 969 01: 09: 22,291 --> 01: 09: 25,695 Their opponents are here in the trees. We have to lure them here. 970 1: 09: 25,795 --> 01: 09: 28,731 So let them attack us like the Civil War? 971 01: 09: 28,831 --> 01: 09: 32,368 They have teeth. We have weapons. 972 01: 09: 32,468 --> 01: 09: 34,264 And Darnell toy guns. 973 01: 09: 37,405 --> 01: 09: 40,910 - So you can't shoot? - I mean, I can shoot. 974 01: 09: 41,010 --> 01: 09: 44,045 - Only that time you miss. - Yes, that's the point. 975 01: 09: 44,245 --> 01: 09: 47,100 This knife is easier to kill than you think. 976 01: 09: 47,200 --> 01: 09: 48,197 How is that? 977 01: 09: 48,297 --> 01: 09: 50,920 Well, for some reason, their skulls are super soft. 978 01: 09: 51,020 --> 01: 09: 53,422 I mean, like a soft baby's head. 979 01: 09: 53,522 --> 01: 09: 57,878 Without weapons, I think a lot how to kill the undead. 980 01: 09: 57,978 --> 01: 09: 59,759 Very simple. 981 01: 09: 59,859 --> 1:10: 01,775 It is true. 982 01: 10: 03,833 --> 01: 10: 05,868 Let's take them 983 01: 10: 05,968 --> 01: 10: 09,305 Hey! Hey! Here! 984 01: 10: 09,405 --> 01: 10: 11,539 Look at my neck! 985 01: 10: 11,639 --> 01: 10: 13,958 Do you want to bite this? 986 01: 10: 20,282 --> 01: 10: 21,977 Hey! 987 01: 10: 25,655 --> 01: 10: 28,391 - Are you ready? - Not. my bullet is out. 988 01: 10: 28,491 --> 01: 10: 30,756 Shit. Alright, refill, refill! 989 01: 10: 30,856 --> 01: 10: 32,493 God damn it! 990 01: 10: 34,161 --> 01: 10: 35,765 OK. 991 01: 10: 35,865 --> 01: 10: 38,823 Let's do it! Yeah! 992 01: 10: 45,951 --> 01: 10: 47,510 You have to try inner monologue . 993 01: 10: 47,610 --> 01: 10: 50,486 This is really great to hear your voice. 994 01: 10: 58,585 --> 01: 11: 00,663 What is that.? 995 01: 11-01,423 --> 01: 11: 04,610 - Come from the terrace. - God! Addict here! 996 01: 11: 04,710 --> 01: 11: 09,364 - What are they doing here? - Sarah, shut up. You will attract more. 997 01: 11: 09,464 --> 01: 11: 13,402 They might smell your stew, and it gives them whatchamacallits. 998 01: 11: 13,502 --> 01: 11: 15,381 Munchies, Father. 999 01: 11: 15,481 --> 01: 11: 18,073 - Take Mother to my old room. - I will not leave you here. 1000 01: 11-18,173 --> 01: 11: 20,299 Damn, Daddy! go to my old room! 1001 01: 11: 22,478 --> 01: 11: 24,179 Take care of your language, young woman. 1002 01:11: 24,279 --> 01: 11: 27,297 Hey, we can handle this bastard. 1003 01: 11: 27,397 --> 01: 11: 31,146 Yes, and you can do it without weapons. 1004 01: 11: 32,488 --> 01: 11: 34,817 - Soft skull, right? - soft. 1005 01: 11: 57,312 --> 01: 11: 58,774 Look at this. 1006 01: 12: 01,850 --> 01: 12: 04,113 Awesome. Oh, damn it. 1007 01: 12: 19,033 --> 01: 12: 20,503 I have an idea. 1008 01: 12: 21,203 --> 01: 12: 22,449 Nickelback! 1009 01: 12: 25,007 --> 01: 12: 26,174 What? 1010 01: 12: 26,274 --> 01: 12: 30,073 Their brains explode because they hate something. maybe that could be a trick. Come on 1011 01: 12: 35,951 --> 01: 12: 38,648 - Suck it! - Yes, suck! 1012 01: 12: 40,623 --> 01: 12: 42,391 Wait. 1013 01: 12: 42,491 --> 01: 12: 48,115 Hey, handsome ... "Cloud Atlas," "Inception," and "Pan." Explain. 1014 01: 12: 50,699 --> 01: 12: 52,346 It's amazing. 1015 01: 12: 53,435 --> 01: 12: 55,303 Isaac? Isaac? 1016 01: 12: 55,403 --> 01: 12: 58,373 Come to your old bedroom, which is now a guest room! Now! 1017 01: 12: 58,473 --> 01: 13: 00,409 Oh, damn it. I'm sure they found my old bong. 1018 1:13: 00,509 --> 1:13: 01,944 - or my magazine. - Come on! 1019 01: 13: 02,642 --> 01: 13: 07,055 If you haven't heard, the world's top scientist finally found a cure 1020 01:13: 07,155 --> 01: 13: 10,051 for diseases and have been distributed into the water supply 1021 01: 13: 10,151 --> 01: 13: 12,655 clever solution. Nobody thought about that before 1022 01: 13: 12,755 --> 01: 13: 17,360 After all, the President urged everyone to change their sprinklers 1023 01: 13: 17,460 --> 01: 13: 20,856 Meanwhile, there is still medicine for Miley Cyrus 1024 01: 13: 23,048 --> 01: 13: 26,361 - Hey! Hey, come on! - Hey! 1025 01: 13: 29,437 --> 01: 13: 31,099 Hey! 1026 01: 13: 39,147 --> 01: 13: 41,042 I got him. 1027 01: 13: 43,618 --> 01: 13: 46,289 No, he is mine. he is mine. he is mine. 1028 01: 13: 46,389 --> 01: 13: 50,026 Oh, shit, huh. I'm only five feet away from him. 1029 01: 13: 50,126 --> 01: 13: 53,375 For love of God, man, use a gun. 1030 01: 13: 57,899 --> 01: 14: 00,462 Hey, that's a super savior! 1031 01: 14: 01,003 --> 01: 14: 04,259 - I said the rumor was true. - Then why did you shoot him? 1032 01: 14: 06,690 --> 01: 14: 09,277 Oh, shi ... oh, shit. 1033 01: 14: 11,413 --> 01: 14: 14,383 I ... I guess it hasn't been replenished ... I mean ... 1034 01: 14: 14,483 --> 01: 14: 18,821 - It's already refilled! - I know that now, Captain Obvious! 1035 01: 14: 18,921 --> 01: 14: 22,177 Yes. That's why I use this. 1036 01: 14: 22,277 --> 01: 14: 24,425 Darnell, what are you doing? 1037 01: 14: 24,631 --> 01: 14: 27,229 - Go get my arrow. - You have 20 in your waist bag! 1038 01: 14: 27,329 --> 01: 14: 29,805 Damn, I never killed zombies, instead killed a man. 1039 01: 14: 30,065 --> 01: 14: 31,236 Watch out! 1040 01: 14: 34,303 --> 01: 14: 35,598 Oh, God! 1041 01: 14: 37,572 --> 01: 14: 39,588 Not! 1042 01: 14: 40,802 --> 01: 14: 42,871 Carl, shoot one if you get one. I can't get one! 1043 01: 14: 42,971 --> 01: 14: 45,654 My name is Chris! 1044 01: 14: 46,148 --> 01: 14: 47,577 Oh, God! 1045 01: 14: 55,457 --> 01: 14: 57,346 Save me. You can amputate it. 1046 01: 15: 02,864 --> 01:15: 05,300 God damn it. Cool 1047 01:15: 05,400 --> 01:15: 08,170 Guys, guys, back home! Come home! 1048 01: 15: 08,270 --> 01:15: 09,942 Don't tell me again. 1049 01: 15: 12,073 --> 01:15: 13,936 Come on . 1050 01: 15: 17,613 --> 01:15: 21,184 - God, finally - This can be avoided, really? 1051 01: 15: 22,084 --> 01: 15: 24,018 I wonder how it feels blood flowing there 1052 01: 15: 24,718 --> 01:15: 28,357 - I want to be with you forever.. - sorry ... what? 1053 01:15: 28,457 --> 01:15: 32,342 our love ... will bind us forever. 1054 01:15: 32,442 --> 01:15: 36,365 Damn, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. How to make it happen 1055 01: 15: 36,465 --> 01:15: 38,308 Bite Me ... 1056 01: 15: 38,945 --> 01:15: 40,768 hard. 1057 01: 15: 41,536 --> 01:15: 43,875 Oh, thank God 1058 01:15: 48,509 --> 01:15: 52,413 - That's easy - Now we can die together .. 1059 01: 15: 53,266 --> 01:15: 55,462 I can't wait to tell Harlem. 1060 01:15: 55,562 --> 01:15: 57,885 - What happened? - What happened to this feather? 1061 01:15: 57,985 --> 01:15: 59,851 - I will explain later. - Zombie Chicken? 1062 01:15: 59,951 --> 01: 16: 01,556 - Hey, guys! Guess it? - What? 1063 01: 16: 01,656 --> 01: 16: 04,125 - Romeo and I will be together. - Bad news. 1064 01: 16: 04,225 --> 01: 16: 06,812 This is very meaningful. They found the cure. 1065 01: 16: 06,912 --> 01: 16: 08,518 - What? - No bullshit. 1066 01: 16: 08,618 --> 01: 16: 11,149 They confirmed this last week. They channel the healing through water. 1067 01: 16: 11,249 --> 01: 16: 14,500 Curing due to zombie contact, can through bites, 1068 01: 16: 14,600 --> 01: 16: 16,521 through wounds, or every open wound. 1069 01: 16: 16,621 --> 01: 16: 18,908 - Ass hole? - What? Really? 1070 01: 16: 19,008 --> 01: 16: 20,776 Here I think love make me human 1071 01: 16: 20,876 --> 01: 16: 24,012 - It turns out the pain is healing ... - Is the buttocks too ... 1072 01: 16: 24,112 --> 01: 16: 26,932 You're back in consciousness. You become alive. Do you need to prove it? 1073 01: 16: 27,032 --> 01: 16: 28,299 God damn it! 1074 01: 16: 28,449 --> 01: 16: 32,161 So basically we are waiting here until they come, and then we use. 1075 01: 16: 32,261 --> 01: 16: 34,956 I will first test this theory 1076 01: 16: 35,056 --> 01: 16: 36,300 Yep, he stung 1077 01: 16: 36,658 --> 01: 16: 40,996 Do you do it yourself? That's the sexiest thing what ever happened! 1078 01: 16: 41,296 --> 01: 16: 43,865 Well, that's the worst way of covering up I've ever heard. 1079 01: 16: 43,965 --> 01: 16: 47,669 - You really know ... - Branded, when did your ass ever bite you? 1080 01: 16: 47,769 --> 01: 16: 51,339 - About three weeks ago - wait. All this time? 1081 01: 16: 51,439 --> 01: 16: 55,404 - You're a zombie all the time? - Are you deaf all the time? 1082 01: 16: 57,012 --> 01: 16: 59,380 - Oh, God. - And you too! 1083 01: 16: 59,480 --> 01: 17: 01,269 No ... This happened a few minutes ago. 1084 01: 17: 01,369 --> 01: 17: 04,857 - Who else? - Dammit, this is fun! 1085 01: 17: 04,957 --> 01: 17: 07,309 Oh, God! Can I go back to being a zombie? 1086 01: 17: 07,409 --> 01: 17: 08,911 A pair of bites. Funny one. 1087 01: 17: 09,061 --> 01: 17: 11,736 I can't believe I'm not aware You're a zombie until now. 1088 01: 17: 11,836 --> 01: 17: 14,382 I guess I'm just blinded by your hot melting style. 1089 01: 17: 15,182 --> 01: 17: 18,287 You're very hot, too. I want to say first. 1090 01: 17: 18,587 --> 01: 17: 21,090 You're super bitch, but you are also super hot. 1091 01: 17: 21,938 --> 01: 17: 24,953 We have guests. Start watering 1092 01: 18: 22,950 --> 01: 18: 26,254 What are you doing They died because they were shot. 1093 01: 18: 52,747 --> 01: 18: 55,851 Damn, girl. Let me be with you for a while. 1094 01: 18: 55,951 --> 01: 18: 58,653 Make your feet perform better. 1095 01: 18: 58,753 --> 01: 19: 03,418 Yes. I swear, Green Bay, if you bother me now, I will ... 1096 01: 19: 05,626 --> 01: 19: 09,031 My friend. "Penthouse"? "Playboy"? 1097 01: 19: 09,131 --> 01: 19: 12,100 "Maxim"? Swimsuit Edition? Freaking LL Bean? What? 1098 01: 19: 12,200 --> 01: 19: 15,903 - God bless, you are desperate. Not - God damn it! 1099 01: 19: 16,003 --> 01: 19: 20,943 Yes, Reagan has a lot of porn at their bed table. Come on, dude. 1100 01: 19: 21,043 --> 01: 19: 23,211 I'm jacked, Isaac doesn't wear family planning pills, 1101 01: 19: 23,311 --> 01: 19: 27,014 antifungal cream or whatever prevents it the disgusting zombie it contains, 1102 01: 19: 27,114 --> 01: 19: 31,787 And a pocket book when you realize how much you need God. 1103 01: 19: 33,154 --> 01: 19: 35,826 And there is Coldwater Creek in the bathroom like 1972 1104 01: 19: 35,926 --> 01: 19: 38,460 if you really have to go that far. 1105 01: 19: 38,560 --> 01: 19: 41,396 - Did you bring me a child pregnancy test? - I carry it. 1106 01: 19: 41,496 --> 01: 19: 43,467 Love you, bro. 1107 01: 19: 45,533 --> 01: 19: 48,697 OK. Now why not you show that you can bite? 1108 01: 19: 50,538 --> 01: 19: 53,040 I think I might get married. 1109 01: 19: 53,140 --> 01: 19: 55,911 Now I think of a sentence "I thought I might ..." 1110 01: 19: 56,011 --> 01: 19: 58,346 followed by the word "Pregnant" 1111 01: 19: 58,446 --> 01:20: 00,942 Now let's drain the blood. 1112 01: 20: 02,751 --> 01:20: 04,864 Don't be afraid to make it first step, kid. 1113 01: 20: 04,964 --> 01:20: 07,723 I know you are like an adult, but you are still a child, 1114 01: 20: 07,823 --> 01:20: 10,109 continue and give him a kiss. 1115 01: 20: 10,209 --> 01:20: 13,528 - I love you, Chris. - Me too, Pops. 1116 01: 20: 13,928 --> 01: 20: 17,217 - Sorry I almost killed you and ... - It is okay. 1117 01: 20: 17,317 --> 01:20: 19,801 -... kill Mom. - Yeah, he really sucks. 1118 01: 20: 19,901 --> 01:20: 24,098 - I'll get a problem. - Yes, you will. Yes, you will. 1119 01: 20: 26,307 --> 01: 20: 28,637 What are you doing with your hair? 1120 01: 20: 34,282 --> 01: 20: 37,803 Hi honey. Oh, hug. 1121 01: 20: 37,903 --> 01: 20: 40,455 - Nice to see you, too. - Oh, my sweet girl. 1122 01: 20: 40,555 --> 01:20: 43,418 - I love you, mom. - I love, too. 1123 01: 20: 43,792 --> 01: 20: 46,861 - Let's go to my room. - To go to the warehouse? 1124 01: 20: 46,961 --> 01:20: 49,665 Not. don't you hear? I moved back with my parents. 1125 01: 20: 49,765 --> 01: 20: 53,268 - What a shame. - Hey, it must be an economic problem. 1126 01: 20: 53,368 --> 01: 20: 56,304 - That's what I do too. - come on. 1127 01: 21: 04,312 --> 01: 21: 07,559 - We have to do it. Come on - This is still bleeding. This is still ... 1128 01: 21: 08,527 --> 01: 21: 10,652 Are you okay? 1129 01: 21: 12,387 --> 01: 21: 13,388 God is good! 1130 01: 21: 13,488 --> 01: 21: 14,857 - Kiss me! - You smell! 1131 1: 21: 14,957 --> 01: 21: 17,592 So, let's do it. 1132 1: 21: 17,692 --> 01: 21: 19,327 Oh, God. Gosh. Oh, God... 1133 01: 21: 19,427 --> 01: 21: 21,229 - wait. - What? It is okay? Waiting? 1134 01: 21: 21,329 --> 01: 21: 23,332 Hope you don't have a plan for Memorial Day 1135 1: 21: 23,432 --> 01: 21: 27,036 NASA just announced that an asteroid about the size of Texas 1136 01: 21: 27,136 --> 01: 21: 30,973 is sliding to Earth. doomsday will happen again 1137 01: 21: 31,173 --> 01: 21: 32,374 Shit! 1138 01: 21: 32,474 --> 01: 21: 34,285 Wait until that happens, 1139 01: 21: 34,385 --> 01: 21: 36,704 we have free commercial songs 1140 01: 21: 36,804 --> 01: 21: 39,408 and Justin Bieber! kick everything ... next 1141 01: 21: 44,852 --> 01: 21: 47,280 Yes indeed. I do it for you. 1142 01: 21: 48,572 --> 01: 21: 52,460 Well, I'm lucky, he didn't shoot as good as Helen Keller's shot, 1143 01: 21: 52,560 --> 01: 21: 55,763 he became blind and all. Not 1144 01: 21: 56,363 --> 01: 21: 58,066 should be a woman and all. Forgive me. 1145 01: 21: 58,166 --> 01: 22: 01,635 I started gathering zombies ... Stop it! 1146 01: 22: 01,735 --> 01: 22: 03,605 God! 1147 01: 22: 03,805 --> 01: 22: 04,999 I am so sorry. 1148 01: 22: 05,974 --> 01: 22: 08,631 - So your parents found ... - Yeah. 1149 01: 22: 09,131 --> 01: 22: 11,273 So your pounts find ... 1150 01: 22: 13,114 --> 01: 22: 15,416 - Dude ... - wait. Sorry! Emily on 1151 01: 22: 15,516 --> 01: 22: 17,722 Emily, can you empty the gun? 1152 01: 22: 17,822 --> 01: 22: 21,123 - My place is in the kitchen. - We are more than helpy for Happ to come out. 1153 01: 22: 21,223 --> 01: 22: 24,973 God damn it! Too good ... Ready? 1154 01: 22: 30,064 --> 01: 22: 32,601 - Why isn't the ice coming out? - Must be left. 1155 01: 22: 32,701 --> 01: 22: 34,762 No, I did it. 1156 01: 22: 37,505 --> 01: 22: 39,740 - And acting! - Damn it. 1157 01: 22: 39,840 --> 01: 22: 43,027 You know, I'll throw it away little piece of dirt, but ... 1158 01: 22: 43,127 --> 01: 22: 45,600 Damn bullets, but ... 1159 01: 22: 51,219 --> 01: 22: 53,154 Clever bastard. 1160 01: 22: 54,455 --> 01: 22: 56,257 - Fuck you! God, this man. - Cut! 1161 01: 22: 56,557 --> 01: 22: 58,760 - Sheriff. - Sheriff. 1162 01: 22: 58,860 --> 01: 23: 00,696 Cursed zombie riding a bicycle. 1163 01: 23: 01,296 --> 01: 23: 03,055 And... 1164 01: 23: 03,722 --> 01: 23: 04,916 Line. 1165 01: 23: 05,116 --> 01: 23: 08,531 By the way, that was Hank's mistake. Do you live near the airport? 1166 01: 23: 10,739 --> 01: 23: 14,354 Sorry. I hope we cut This crap is off. 1167 01: 23: 15,844 --> 01: 23: 17,545 Hold it up. 1168 01: 23: 17,645 --> 01: 23: 21,098 Did you see that plane? It could be a zombie plane! 1169 1: 23: 21,198 --> 01: 23: 23,950 I just killed a zombie who want ... 1170 01: 23: 24,050 --> 01: 23: 26,838 I just killed a zombie who wants to fight you ... 1171 01: 23: 27,488 --> 01: 23: 29,728 Sucks for your girlfriend. 1172 01: 23: 32,427 --> 01: 23: 35,697 We lose our sense of humanity here! 1173 01: 23: 35,797 --> 01: 23: 38,365 Let's take it ... I have you, dog. 1174 01: 23: 38,465 --> 01: 23: 43,531 Let's take a page from Romeo ... Let's take one page ... 1175 01: 23: 47,308 --> 01: 23: 50,796 Shut up now. Shut up They might smell your stew, 1176 01: 23: 50,896 --> 01: 23: 53,481 and it gives them snack or something. 1177 01: 23: 53,581 --> 01: 23: 55,611 - Sorry. - Leave it. It is okay. 1178 01: 24: 01,623 --> 01: 24: 03,328 Okay. 1179 01: 24: 15,503 --> 01: 24: 19,357 - I cleaned this mess. - I'll make a mess on your face. 1180 01: 24: 19,457 --> 01: 24: 22,893 - He will clean it. - Very useful like that. 1181 01: 24: 23,143 --> 01: 24: 26,214 Looks like we have to go to the airport instead of going to this farm. 1182 01: 24: 26,314 --> 01: 24: 28,122 Yes ... 1183 01: 24: 28,222 --> 01: 24: 30,046 The plane flies all the time.