Tell us about Christina Walters
Christina Walters?
I haven't heard that name for a long time.
You know a woman who can get any man she wants,
That's Christina Walters.
We have been dating for a while, but he is not the type of person who is committed.
He doesn't like to be bound and just wants to have fun.
I met Christina at the bar, very beautiful.
We were immediately familiar, we danced all night, bought him drinks
Then after that, he just left.
All the efforts I've done are in vain.
Lesbian.
He gave me the number, 3 days ago.
I think we can have a relationship.
Hello, Welcome to AOL Moviefone,
I didn't sleep thinking about her saying she would call but it didn't.
Maybe he wants to call because he says he wants to call, but when he will call
"Christina"
You know, there's a kind of signal...
... which signifies when we speak with a lesbian.
So, we don't spend our time.
Impotence is very common after separation.
Many men suffer like that
it's just that they don't talk about it. Unlike me who always talks about it
But still because he said he would call
he should call to let him know he won't call
and I will thank him for telling me he will not call.
Alright... Alright.
I apologize for saying he's a lesbian.
That's not true.
My malevolent ego has been hurt, I'm sorry I swore profusely...
I'm not used to being ignored, that's all.
I'm sure he didn't mean hurt me.
I know, deep down he feels scared and lonely, just like everyone else.
He will settle down after finding the right guy.
Or a woman.
Maybe you have a box cute lunch.
Gosh, I'm sorry. Did I say it again? Yes. It is true.
Why don't all shaving bald your head Christina, and make a golf course for women.
Why don't you just go to the building Depo, there are lots of carpets there that you can chew.
At least I'm not dizzy, drunk or fed up as often as before.
Hooray !!!
As I said before, I'm fine.
- Christina. - Valerie!
Keep rocking!
Miss. Courtney.
Hello, Miss Christina. How are you? What are you doing?
Many dances, how about you?
Same. How was your day?
Good enough.
I got a new job, designed an ad for sports products.
They get the right person, right?
Thank you.
Then, how are you?
Same as usual. Defending rights my brokenhearted clients and
try to get as much money as possible from them.
Very good, friend Look, I'll order pizza and at home tonight, how?
All right, but you know what isn't going to happen if we do that?
I keep shaking my ass along this incline.
Which line?
Line 3. Oh, yeah!
Koochie!
Is your grandmother here? What happened?
That's Jane, she likes this song.
Jane, how are you?
He dumped me.
Kevin dumped me.
Exactly 3 days before the birthday our first relationship
- Honey - Maybe he's just scared He will call you tomorrow when he realizes he made a big mistake
- Maybe he... - No
He said it's been 6 months he wants to break up.
He said his feelings were dead since I brought my shirt into place - Honey... - Yes... what?
You know, we also experienced it. You make yourself too valuable.
That's a classic mistake, baby.
- Oh huh? / Yes - According to this it is not so. / What is this?
"Word number 4."
"10 True Love Words."
"Word number 4, you must be open about the problem of love...
" Limitation is the enemy of love. "
Unfortunately, this book is just propaganda regarding relationships
Listen to me
Dating, everything has to do with restrictions
You have to protect yourself.
We've all been heartbroken often
because we gave everything to them
A good defense is the best attack.
I'm tired of this game.
This is not about play. It's about self-care.
You can't just leave without guarding yourself because of that you're being toyed with
Do you understand?
Don't look for the right guy, look for men for now
And if he is decent enough, over time
he will be the right man
naturally, do you know that?
Meanwhile you only have to have fun together.
Yes, this is not a serious problem, Don't be sad.
Talking about having fun, we'll take you out tonight. / What?
Yes, we will take you out / No / We will have fun
No, no... / Yes...
Oswaldo!
Hey, Christina. Courtney.
- Jane. - Hello, Jane.
- Welcome -Thank you
Shut up!
Okay, girls, let's go.
This is it, Jane.
Go, baby!
- Right here, baby. - Oh, God
They can have her.
Look at my shoulder, honey... Come see baby...
What's your name, honey?
Oh, here it is, love circle!
We leave now...
Goodbye!
God, they're weird, right? / Yes who?
Martini, ladies / thanks
- From the guy at the bar - Which one?
Thank you, man in a leather jacket...
Come on toast!
He seems pretty good. / Yes
I'm first!
Cheating!
How are you?
Nothing, how about you?
None
How about you?
Nothing, how about you?
None
You know, I'm very happy.
Really?
My boyfriend just dumped me and I'm here maybe no one wants to talk to me.
- I want to go home. - Not.
Christina, I can't do this.
Yes, you can. This is very easy.
Pay attention!
I just pinched her ass...
Sorry.... / Hi...
- Hi... what's your name? - Peter.
Peter, this is my friend, Jane. Jane wants to dance. / Hi...
Jane, sorry. But I'm waiting for my friends and...
nice to meet you.
-He hates me, I'm annoying. -You don't suck. He is annoying.
Listen, I'll make sure you have fun tonight even though it's...
Sorry, what did you call me?
Yes, you just said I was annoying, I heard it. Why am I annoying?
Because I don't like the way you treat my friend.
I didn't do anything to your friend.
You don't care about it.
No, you want me to dance with him but I don't want to.
me? Look, you're very lucky can talk to women like Jane.
What?
I'm not suggesting that you two get married. I thought you could have fun What? Having fun?
You don't know me at all, what if I turned out to be a serial killer?
What if Jane turns out to be a woman your dream but you never found out?
Very sweet.
I never thought I would meet the woman of my dreams. When someone squeezed me in the bar and said
"Hi, I have a good woman for you She is very sweet and sexy"
"There he is, Jane. Dance with him"
- Maybe that's your problem - Wait a minute, what's my problem?
Maybe if you're not too careful, Mr. Be careful... / Hey!
Maybe you can meet a girl who can have fun with you.
This good love advice comes from someone who likes to play with men.
Always in control, therefore he is never close to men.
Your attitude is great.
Where did that guy come from... Jane?
How about you?
Nothing, how about you?
I can't believe he brought that bitch to our bar.
- This is our bar. - Forget her, she's a skeev.
- But is she prettier than me? - Of course not, you're beautiful.
Oh, my God, you fucking bitch!
I can't believe you've been squeezing his buttocks.
Yes, but then he approached me and _ said everything stupid to me
about how I like playing, is in control and never close
I mean, do you believe that? / No
- What? - Not.
I've only never seen you like this before, that's all. / Like what?
This is not authentic.
You're so tense because of a man.
Did you say I was tense? / Yes.
Sorry, I didn't mean to look at like that
Oh, it's okay. That's what I mean.
I'm not tense / You're very tense.
Looks like a native.
Thank you. You can touch it if you want Oh, no.
Touch it, he likes it. / It's okay, Please. It feels like a native doesn't it?
If I'm tense about this Peter, That's because you say I'm like that.
Yes, God... / What?
You have named it.
No. / You just called him Peter.
Really? / Sheila, you have to feel this
I'm Canayang, I know his name is Peter .
Please / Very soft, amazing!
Un-fucking-believable.
Busyet...
I also want to get it.
What did I say? That's why girls always go to the bathroom together.
Chris, it's obvious you like it, why do you have to be afraid?
Why are you exaggerating this problem?
There are lots of other men out there.
See you later.
What's your problem?
- Hi. - Hi.
Hey, Peter.
- Eric! - Wait a minute.
You don't need to do this, I mean...
I know but I want to. I spilled your drink, so can I buy it?
Alright.
Listen, I want to apologize.
I shouldn't be like that to your friend, I didn't mean that.
My sister is waiting for me, I'm tense and... I don't know
If not, I will definitely serve your friend .
I'm the one who must apologize. I'm rude, so I'm sorry.
I don't understand. You protect your friend. Everyone will do the same thing.
I think that's very good.
So...
Now are we better? / Yes
Good.
I have to go back to my friends.
Alright.
Thank you for the drink.
Sulang / Sulang.
Have a nice evening / You too.
Excuse me, can you hold this? I was rejected by a man.
One more thing...
Do I have to feel annoyed at my ex kissing girl?
Yes, God!
Jane! / I think I've thrown away my chance, right?
It could be you. / Yes, if I doesn't suck.
Am I really annoying? / Yes, you suck.
We have to start again from the beginning. What if I walk then you squeeze me like before
I didn't squeeze you / You squeezed me.
You squeezed my ass.
No, I just pinched you.
Pete!
Excuse me...
Where have you been? Everything is waiting for you.
After this the party is held at the hotel. They are ready to be taken right?
Did I say that we got the Freddie Mercury room?
He vomited you.
Again? He's like a hose. Please help him.
Or not...
All right, he can't. we lack 1 person. Who is this girl?
Oh, she's so sexy, bring her... / What?
Incredible, don't say no, you... oh!
Listen, you have to come along. I will say why...
Because you won't find anyone else This is better than my sister... / Shut up.
You hurt me / All right / You hurt me
Look at him, the woman knocks to her.
He was amazing, so he will come to my wedding Saturday / Roger no / Yes
I just want to help. Yes... Yes... / Rog...
See you later...
Sorry, hear the big party ladies at the hotel Four season room 402, you're invited, you too
Alright, I'm going...
That's my brother. / He is very special.
Be careful, it's vomit. Don't touch me.
So when is the wedding?
Saturday afternoon in Somerset. We live there.
Very good.
Peter! Let's go!
Alright, you pinched my skin.
I'd better go. This time really.
Nice to meet you / Glad to meet you once. I'm very happy Oh yeah... me too.
You have to come there if you want.
Really? / Right, if you want.
Well I'll ask my friends my friends. Maybe we'll stop by.
I hope I see you again, but otherwise I hope your life will be pleasant
You too...
Chris, this is Courtney I'm partying with a man in a leather jacket
I just want to make sure you listen to your answering machine, because
if you're listening, means you're too scared to go with Peter...
... which means you're a loser, you're a loser, you pec...
Thank you, Courtney.
I'm a big loser "
How are the prostitutes and losers? The loser is...
It's too late.
He's pretty handsome.
He's very sweet...
very sweet...
A handsome man.
God, you're great at doing it.
If you don't mind I want to do it every hour for our lives
Of course, please. / Thank you.
And don't worry for a change because men don't really like oral sex.
Really.
I'm serious. That's just the rumor that started circulating in the 50s I don't know that. I have to tell it to my friends.
Yes, do it. Someone must stop all this madness.
God, I'm very happy can go back to this hotel room.
God, me too.
I never thought I'd meet you again.
Room service. / Just in time.
Ice cream? / Only the best for our important guests.
I told them to throw all the calories for you.
You're great.
Very good.
I know I said I want to do it every hour, but I can't wait anymore Can I do it now?
Alright.
Please connect to San Francisco, California, Four season hotel, thank you
A beautiful dream.
Yes, hi, is there a room Freddy Mercury?
Good, can you please connect? Thank you.
Really?
Already gone?
Okay, thank you.
Why am I calling?
Hello? Hey, Court.
Yeah.
Hey, stop talking bad things about me, where are you from?
Sorry I'm late. I don't want to discuss the reason. Ready? I am very hungry. / Let's go
I'll meet you there, I want to stop by the laundry place.
Can't be delayed? I've been very hungry.
Isn't that your Courtney dress borrowed last night?
Yeah.
Why did you wash it? Did you spill something?
No, I just want to be a good friend.
I'm really sorry... / You're naughty!
Is this what I think? / Yes, that is true.
I'll take it to the laundry and the stain will disappear.
The number is a lot! Sperm a lot!
God! What is this stain?
Come on, I'm already scared enough to go to the laundry, what should I say?
"Mr. Martin, can you help me get rid of this sperm?"
Do you know?
You're annoying... / No. You are obviously like that.
You suck! / Right, and I'm proud.
Don't be like that, don't...
Hey, Jane.
- Hi, Mr. Martin. - How is your mother?
Fine, he's very kind, thanks / Your grandmother?
Everything is fine / Good
What did you bring for me today?
Only a dress, but I'll take it in a few days so there's no need to rush.
Is there a stain? / No...
What is this? What? / Here!
Come here.
Stain?
This will be very difficult to clean. It's very difficult...
I don't know. Maybe last night I spilled soda...
No, this isn't soda. Think Jane, think!
If I know what this stain is, will be easier to clean.
Visits of children, come in, enter...
Damn / Please enter. Good evening Ny. franklin.
Hi, Mr. Martin.
Well, on today's visit we will learn about cleanliness.
Jane?
Jane Burns!
I haven't seen you for a long time since I taught you in class 3.
Good morning, Mr. Franklin, hello kids. Hello priest Flynn.
What a coincidence, isn't this... Mary Jane Burns!
What a coincidence, I will have dinner with your parents tonight.
What's the stain in your dress, Jane?
How was it last night, is it fun?
God, I can't believe I didn't say it to you.
There is a man at the party, he goes to the balcony
and he shouted very loudly
"Christina! Has anyone seen my Christin?"
Then he jumped and died because you were a coward why didn't you leave?
I don't know, I want to go but then I don't want to, then I want to go then
I don't know, I called them at the hotel this morning
Wait a minute, turn it back a little, you call at the hotel?
What did he say? / Nothing, he said nothing.
Why? / Because he's out...
All right, we conclude this situation.
When you hate it in the restroom and you call it name...
then you spilled the beer
then laugh, dance and joke with him then you call at the hotel, then becomes obsessed.
Obsessed? I'm not obsessed.
Could all this happen because has made you fall in love?
No. / That maybe you really like it?
No... / Because you regret not going to the party because now you won't know what's going to happen No, I don't regret it, and if it's there is regret ... this is my talk with you.
Now can we stop it? Alright, sorry I talked about it
I will not offend this problem again.
You know...
Even though I'm sorry don't go to the party
it seems like now there's nothing I can do.
So sometimes you just have to let this thing pass, right?
That's right / Even though...
there's a little regret, you know?
I think there must be something that can be done, right?
Like, you can come to the wedding his brother... because it's his brother.
But it's only if I regret it, while I don't regret it I really don't regret it. That will really be a waste of time.
Can you say that you're sorry don't go to the party?
Well I'm sorry I didn't go to the party
I know, I will forget it Hey honey, how is it?
Beres, no problem / Good.
So....
Have you had fun last night?
Yes, it's very fun.
You are right, men for that transition period are pleasant.
Good.
What then? Is he great?
He is very sweet and happy to give praise and very pleasant.
Then what about the size?
on average...
On average, that's good. Then what did you say to him?
What do you mean?
What we always say to men no matter what the circumstances.
God, your penis is very... big.
Good.
Your penis is very thick!
Oh, your penis is very beautiful...
Your *** is very handsome...
Your *** is very...
... hard!
Your *** is so big...
My body is a film...
... and your dick is the star!
Yours is too big for this...
Too big for this...
"You are too big for this..."
Yes, God
God, this song is famous. What do you think?.
"A pleasant trip
Your penis is tense!
Your penism is like Cadillac
Very big steering
Your penisins are like wallets.... 0... 0...
Penis!
Yours is too big for this...
Your penis is so strong Your penism is so soft
Your penis has a rhythm Your penism makes me excited Your dick is very desirable The biggest I've ever seen
Slimy and green
Sorry
You're too big for this...
Yours is too big for this...
Your penis is very big Your penis is very thick Your pen is very beautiful Your pen is very handsome
Your penis is very hard Your penis is very big My body is a movie And your pen is a star
Starring, your ***!
Yours is too big for this...
Come on / How long do we still have ?
3 hours before the event starts, hit the ball.
A good blow.
I will stick the bat into your ass, bastard!
How many numbers have you won from me? Two? / Yes
Listen, life can't be better than this.
For marriage.
For the bride.
Yes, for 50 years with the same woman .
That's very stressful.
Sorry.
Sagging breasts.
Maybe at that time he could use it as a belt.
Or put it in a sock. / Alright
This marriage is a big change. Very stressful, Pete.
What if she's the right woman?
Yes, I think so.
Take a little, yes, get hit!
You're a ***! Stop bothering me!
You are driving towards the track.
What about John? I heard he still hasn't returned since running away from the bachelor party.
He came last night, his eyebrows missing one and the tattoo on his butt read "whore".
I'm not an animal! / Very good.
Oh, yeah talk about girls.
What happened between you and the girl was at the club?
None. / Oh, my God.
I don't know what you mean.
I think you like it. / Not.
You like it, don't lie to me.
Don't lie to Dart, Luke.
I can see it in your eyes if you like it.
There's nothing I can do now.
You should fuck her while you have a chance.
What are you saying, bro?
I met a very interesting woman
at the World Fair in 1940.
Every time with him is very pleasant.
You must really miss grandma.
Fuck grandma!
I'm talking about Pearl!
He is my true love. Never let the moment pass from you.
Fuck your grandmother!
Can you be a little polite?
Come on. 7-6.
hit!
You suck!
Fuck!
But now your smell is so refreshing. / What do you want?
I want to borrow your Gucci bag which is black.
It's in the living room.
I don't know where it is and I don't want to look for it so let's go there / No
Can you help me find it? Come on, please...
Alright, because now I'm awake and you want to torture me...
... I'll go and get it.
Sorry, God, I'm sorry.
Can you tell where the bathroom is?
behind you. / Here?
Thank you.
Yes Tu...
... bird
Oh, my mother...
Do you have painkillers?
He is very handsome... /... but very stupid.
Can I ask for the bag now?
Yes, of course. / No, now, thank you.
This is the bag.
Thank you very much.
Where do you want to go? / You and I will go to the wedding.
What marriage? Who will get married? / We will go to Peter's sister's wedding.
Peter?
Now listen, Somerset, city place they live is a small city that...
... the distance is 3 hours from here, so we have to go. Now if you don't want to be late Peter. / What?
I don't want to go to marriage Peter's brother.
What do you mean? Yesterday you said you wanted to go then I came here and...
Courtney, yesterday I was just joking. / No, you're not kidding me.
Yes, I'm just kidding.
50 percent of what people say when they joke is reality.
Which means you really want to go there but you're afraid to admit it.
So by making it a joke you can say what you want...
... without having to feel scared.
right right? / Maybe...
Okay, good. Marriage is 5 o'clock, I don't want to be late.
I want you to dress now too. / Thank you.
Your business is good. / Thank you.
Pay attention to the road! / I'm really paying attention to the streets.
Alright, after we get out of the way 140
we take road 95 exit at Somerset door
After that we have to find the church, it's very easy.
Ta-da!
What is that? / What?
Don't you kiss it? / Smell what? I don't smell anything.
God, you're used to kissing, . It's awful.
It smells like a moldy butt, seems like that
After I remember, I really put my butt behind.
Really? / About a week ago.
This smell must come from that ass. No, sit down...
What are you doing? / God, Courtney?
What is this? / No do not!
Listen, don't throw anything out of my car.
Where does this smell come from, Courtney? Where? I can still smell it.
Maybe it comes from you. Is there something on your cock?
Listen, I have never heard a protest regarding that part of my body.
Neither do I. Alright, we're both clean
Easy...
What?
What is this? / What?
What is this?
God! I don't even know how long it's been here.
What's in it? Oh, my God!
That's very bad.
Indeed! You really are so dirty! You understand?
I don't... / There are maggots in it...
It feels like my whole body has a maggot. / Its over there.
The women's washroom...
There are people inside. / Sorry
It might take a while. / How long?
I'll explain it to you.
I ate goat curry last night and I _ defecated in my car.
Does he have to tell the problem to us?
Hello?
Is it safe here? It's very smelly here.
I feel a lot of maggots all over my body.
God! Do not move! Do not move!
Stop...
I almost wet myself.
Alright, I'll use the urinal.
Do you want to hear poetry?
"There is a man from Bandoo, who is sleeping in a canoe"
"He flatters Venus, plays with his hand"
"And wake up with sperm in his hand"
Wait, don't make me laugh...
Damn, it seems like I'm late urinating on my hand.
"Follow the yellow brick path"?
I followed the yellow brick path.
Oh, Buffy! You're like my old dog, Buffy. Hello sweet...
God, I urinated on my hand.
Good dog, what's in your mouth?
Come on, what's that?
What's in your mouth? What's in it?
Surprise!
Damn...
How can you not know the usefulness of the hole?
Because I'm not like my friend Courtney Rockliffe...
... which often goes to men's restrooms
That's the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life.
I flew to the wall! And your eyes are treated like that!
I'm very glad you thought this was very pleasant.
Really, can you show a little your pity? I could be blind.
No, you will not be blind. / That's possible.
Alright, let me see it. / My eyes are exposed to the penis.
Let me see it.
Alright.
How is it? Are you okay? / Yes fine.
I think you will contain...
Please stop it!
Now I want you to fix mannequin and check stocking socks.
Come on Jane, this is Saturday, there are no people here and Mr. Mooney...
Mr. mooney is sailing with his girlfriend means I'm authorized, so leave!
Someone must get more...
This is my girl.
This is me!
Why are you dressing like that? / This is my job, I work at a children's hospital.
You look so funny.
I am very passionate. / Me too.
You will laugh because of this one. / What?
Do you remember I said I have to wash today? Because I ran out of clean underwear.
Only those like this are left. / I am also like that.
You're really amazing.
Not possible. Is this what I thought?
Spring vacation. 1994, increase the volume. / Oh, my God.
God, I forgot! / Jane!
We are both very suitable.
We both complement each other.
Like oil and vinegar... / Shut up...
All right... / I can't believe I'm having a purple elephant
What do you mean he is not here? We have customers, miss.
Sorry, Mr. Mooney. I'll check up.
I go a day and this place becomes Indonesia.
Jane?
God, are you OK? / Yes, I am doing okay.
What happened? / There is no.
I'm just a little messed up, a lot of what I have to do, I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy.
Mr. Mooney is down and he's _ very angry.
angry?
Where have you been? / I'm above checking inventory.
Yeah, right.
- Gallini's. -Hello, is Jane there?
- Yes, he is here. / Have a nice day,
- Hello? -Janie!
Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm very busy.
Wait, we want to know if you...:
Damn.
Oh, shit. / What is wrong?
I dropped my lip gloss. Can you help me?
I'll get it.
Too far. I think it's near my feet.
Alright. Keep driving.
I will take it. Do not worry.
That's under...
Very good, honey.
Oh, yeah, right there .. / No, that's not it.
Do you like it?
Yeah. Let me enjoy it.
Oh, yes, don't stop. ./ I will not stop.
I found it, I almost suffocated earlier.
Damn.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
All right, let's compare what we will talk about when we get there. / OK. Game plan.
approaching him and saying Peter, is that you? Oh, my God!
My friend Courtney, the beautiful girl there is her and I'm one school with the bride.
It really can't be trusted. / Do you believe that? I can believe that.
That doesn't make sense. Scary.
Good afternoon...
There are many that Ny.Vera has to offer us. / Extraordinary.
Come on, we don't have time for that. / Alright, let's go.
Welcome to my shop, can I help you? / No, we just look around, thank you very much. Goodbye
You don't like my shop?
That's not it... / This is a beautiful shop.
We are only looking for more specifically...
The closest clothing store is 20 miles from here.
20 miles? / Damn it.
We will miss the marriage. Very good. / Marriage of Judy Webb?
I know that, almost half of the guests wear dresses from my shop.
You know, when I was 22 years old...
... my breasts are like this.
Beautiful and charming.
But gravity has taken it away.
This, 22, 28.
22, 28.
Buy new breasts.
Wait a minute, what is this?
What is that? What do you call that? / Again, it's because of gravity. Hello, how are you?
Excuse me, are you guys dressed? / Yes.
You will love these clothes, our latest model.
If you need another size, just say it.
Thank you, Vera.
Very good.
God.
See. / Very good.
Wait a minute, do we have time to play like a movie star?
You know...
Thank you. / Your appearance is sensational.
That's because of your clothes, Vera.
Thank you. See you later.
Do you want to register on our address ?
Oh sure. Write it here, right? / Yes.
Just send it to this address.
Very sweet.
Yes, thank you, until later.
We must leave immediately. / Damn / Oh my God / Are you okay? / I can't walk with this skirt.
Be careful, just step small. / As if my legs are tied.
We don't have time. We'd better...
God!
This is the most memorable day in our life This will definitely attract attention. / Yes.
We can't go to marriage... / Come on, This is so similar to LaToya Jackson.
Look at all this.
Maybe it's better if I put an "Stalker" sign on my back.
I will not go there with wearing this clothes. Can we just go home?
Yes, let's go home. Is it true? / Yes.
We've taken 3.5 hours to come here, but, alright, let's go...
Court... / No, I'm serious, let's go home.
Don't do reverse psychology to me.
I don't do reverse psychology.
Yes you did, you were so great that you didn't know when you did it.
Okay, maybe a little.
Court, this is crazy, this is really crazy. / I know, what have we thought?
I hope there is a sign from God
... that you and Peter Donahue should be together.
Donahue? How do you know the name behind Donahue?
Because you are occupying his face.
God, here it is. / Yes I know.
He's handsome! / So adorable.
And look at this, everything it touches sold.
And he's funny, you see? / I know...
Church bell?
Okay, what do you think? Friend of a bride or groom?
I think I have to go to the restroom.
Why do you go to the bathroom so often today? / I never wore this tight skirt.
Okay, go, I'll find a seat.
Hi, where is the restroom? / Outside. Outside, okay...
Hello?
Oh, I'm sorry. / I can't breathe.
Really? Okay, take a breath, calm down, you'll be fine.
Are you okay? OK.
Calm down, you will be fine. / Water.
Alright, this.
Thank you. / I'll leave you alone for a while.
Judy! / Wait, daddy!
I don't want to make the wrong choice.
Flowers! This.
But you... / I'm like a bride in a magazine.
No, you are very beautiful. Like a perfect bride.
Why am I not happy?
I'm sure you're just tense, this is a special day, right?
This is the dream of every woman, but...
... how do you know that this is real?
I don't know, I can't answer your question .
But, I'm sure you two will definitely be happy.
And if you don't, you can always file a divorce.
Yes! / Everything will be alright.
Right, you are right.
So strengthen your heart, you look charming.
I'm beautiful. / You're amazing.
I'm beautiful. / Yes / I'm beautiful. / You are amazing. / Thank you.
Now take off my dress. / God, I'm sorry.
I'm getting married! / Yes!
Hi / Hi.
Surely you really miss grandma. / Grandma...
Where is he?
Turn around!
That's Jesus. See! That is Jesus.
Open... open... open...
Okay, kids, it's time.
Alright / Are you okay? / Yes / Good? This is an important time.
You look handsome too. / Do not be tense.
No, fine. Slap me / Alright.
Already? Don't be like a sissy in a church, slap hard. thanks. Lets do it!
Damn...
Chris?
Are you okay? / Yes.
What are you doing? . I'm locked...
Are you okay? / Yes.
Are you okay? / Yes, no, only gets stuck.
Now we don't need to lie anymore, I'm already friends with the bride.
No! You can't lock the door!
Hello! no... no...
Oh, God
Very good!
The program has started.
Surely you really miss grandma.
Dear friends, we gather here today...
... to celebrate a holy wedding...
... with Peter Donahue.
Peter?
God!
Peter? Shit!
He did it.
This is not a Jewish church, right?
No? Moisha, are you here? Not? OK. Sorry / Come on, Sharon, we're leaving.
See you later.
Christina? / That beautiful girl?
Shalom!
That's the strangest thing I've seen.
There are no Jews in Somerset.
Damn... damn...
Can we continue? / Oh, of course.
Dear friends...
... we are gathered here today...
... to celebrate a holy wedding...
Which is the better life stage...
... blessed by God...
... given to us through this holy union...
... that is between Christ...
... and... / Peter.
... Santo...
Peter...
I've reserved. / Where?
... and ordered...
Regarding this marriage
Really? / Yes.
... St. Paul...
Me too. / Is it true?
Yep.
... humanity and not for lived by...
I mean, I love you... / But I'm not really in love with you.
... underestimated...
No more!
You messed up this event. But...
We are still friends.
I don't want to get married. / I also don't want to get married.
No, you can't kiss. I still haven't married you guys.
We don't get married!
Miguel?
Father...
But we will still party. Exit through the back door, located on the left
How are you. / Good, are you OK?
Yes, I'm fine.
You owe me 30 thousand dollars for this marriage / Father, please stop.
Do you know what I want to do now? / What?
I will exchange our honeymoon tickets go to Bali for scuba diving there.
I'll beat you, asshole! / Daddy, stop it.
honey? / Yes?
I want to confess / I also want to confess You will die!
Daddy... I met someone
Did you meet someone? / On the internet
on the internet?
His name is Ricky. I think he is very special.
Fuck. It's time! Motherfucker!
Daddy! Stop it!
Court...
Please refresh my memory. Was that Peter's wedding?
Yes / I think so too / Yes.
I'm really stupid.
You're not stupid.
I met a man for 2 minutes ... and I chased him as if he was so special...
Maybe you want someone special.
Maybe you feel tired playing.
Are you tired of playing?
Yep.
Let's go home.
Alright.
God, what happened?
Excuse me, sir, the police.
What happened here?
20 years in charge, I've never seen this bad.
What? Where did it happen?
Apartment number 3.
But that's my apartment! / Jane.
Poor girl, she doesn't know.
Excuse me...
You shouldn't go there miss, is not a pleasant sight.
I live here!
Miss! / Jane!
Jane! Jane!
Jane! Oh my God!
Christina?
It seems like they got stuck. / What do you mean they got stuck?
Jane, are you okay?
How can you get stuck?
I installed earrings.
I don't understand, how can he get stuck? / Behind his daughters child.
How did you find out?
Listen, I'm going to pull you slowly. / Don't! Do not!
I'll pull, slowly... ready?
Sorry... sorry...
Miss, the ambulance is waiting outside and the hospital is ready to do the surgery. We must leave immediately.
No, wait a minute.
He can sing. You can sing, Jane. That will make your throat relax.
Stop it! You make me hard again.
Incorrect choice of songs, okay...
Armageddon.
Come on, try...
What?
3 Weeks Later
Then he told him, Girl You Know It's True has changed my life. "
That's true.
Then those tears of sadness slowly start flowing...
Come on, what do you expect ? I was 16 years old.
I don't even understand why I started talking to him in class 2, really.
Because you feel I'm attractive / You're really attractive.
It sucks.
God. / What is wrong?
They have found a donor for my patient .
Alright, I have to go.
Nice to meet you, Christina / nice to meet you, Greg.
Jane, nice to meet you. / You are welcome.
Sorry I have to leave you like this, I'll make you a Risotto tomorrow night.
It's okay, go away. / See you later.
All right, I think it's very sweet. / He is great. / Yes.
She's very sweet. / Yes.
He doesn't have earrings, does he?
Actually I don't know.
Because I haven't done it with him.
So...
Oh, you really like it.
I don't want to talk about it, because it will make me tense. / OK.
I sold Mahalock's house today. / That's great.
You don't need to do anything.
Okay, what did they say about my aluminum curtain? / Not.
Really? / Yes.
You better not eat free snacks fat is too much, you can diarrhea.
You caused diarrhea. / It was written on the wrapper.
Which marketing write about diarrhea in the product?
How can they sell it?
What time is your flight? / 9:30.
I can't believe you went to Costa Rica.
Do you know that your woman's problem has passed?
I hope so. / Indeed it has passed.
Do you know what I heard about Costa Rica women?
For 5 pesos... / Not Rog...
They took your "chimichanga" and "pequito"...
- No, not senor. / ... they will do... listen to me !!
No... Alright...
I just want to say fine with the hotel clerk there.
Are you okay Vera? / Very well.
Thank you very much. Where do you want to put it?
Just put it here. / OK.
Peter, because you are leaving, do you want to be recorded in our address list?
Yes, I really want to, thank you.
Pete, I've been trying to get out of that address list since 1982.
Just relax Rog.
This is the prettiest girl ever here and I caught her when she wanted to escape.
Christina Walters Love Peter Jl. Kearny No. 1151, Apartment No. 3, San Francisco, California
It's weird. / Yes.
It's really weird.
Hey...
Hey dear...
Christina, what's wrong? What has happened?
I just want to eat my ku and call, but...
You don't want to eat me? / No, no... / Then what?
Just read this. / OK.
"Word Number 4: You must love what might be loved. Oh Christina, we have already discussed this matter. You do not know that the man is going to get married. That is not a problem. Not that one, the next, Word Number 10.
Number 10: You don't need to be afraid? / Yes. You don't need to be afraid.
What do you mean afraid?
What what you do is very brave.
You have thrown away your restrictions and you chased it halfway.
Even more than half the way. You chased him to Somerset.
That is also just a game. Come on...
If he is not married, if he is not his groom, what do you think I will do?
That's right.
Court...
You know that I will do the same thing. I will definitely doubt, I will definitely...
... sculpting, I will definitely kiss it then just leave.
Give him the wrong telephone number.
I will definitely catch it then just throw it away.
God.
I will definitely do the same.
My habits are really bad.
I don't want to be like that anymore.
I know. / Do you know?
I know, nobody wants it like that.
Let's go dance.
Is there a chance?
What chance? Don't think about it, he's on a mission.
What if we dance, ladies? / No, thank you.
Your body is very charming. Your face too. / Thank you.
Neato. thanks. Neat.
Hey, how are you?
Shake down. Now, shake up.
Here it comes, baby. Feel the monkey. Work the monkey.
The monkey, the monkey, the monkey!
Your ape style is good. / You're great dancing.
Really, your movements are very good. / Oh, thank you, I've been training it. / Oh, yes?
Have we met before? / Several times. / Oh, yes?
I'm Donny.
Christina.
It sounds so beautiful.
I want to take you on a date someday.
Very well, I mean...
Give me your name card, I will contact you later.
Thank you.
You seem to be a very kind person.
Practice the movement. / Yes I will train it.
Hey, Donny. / Hey.
Do you have a pen? / Certain.
I'm a jerk and I want to apologize because I don't plan to call you.
I will give you my number so you can call me
because I have found something that has changed my life so much that...
we must take the opportunity...
it doesn't matter, love is crazy and love means taking a chance.
Me and my friend Courtney experienced a very strange trip to meet a man.
I crossed to another state to looking for that man who was not very familiar.
I also don't even know you but now I'm talking about this with you And I know that I took a chance, maybe with you, and maybe, I don't know Forget it.
What should a man do to get a date one night?
Chris? / Yes?
honey?
What's wrong?
God.
What should I do?
I think you can handle this yourself.
Good luck!
I have to do something. OK.
Wake up! Get up!
Christina?
What are you doing here?
I came here to apologize to you. / What for?
Because I didn't tell you I will get married.
I should have told you and I didn't say so I'm sorry.
You're just a man who needs the last entertainment before your wedding, that's...
No, I'm not a man like that.
You spilled my drink and I let you buy you a beer, there is no other purpose
We have fun, we talk, that's all.
Right, right?
Yes, I think you're right.
I didn't get married.
What do you mean? / Judy and me, we canceled it.
I hope the events we caused have nothing to do with
has nothing to do with that incident.
Judy and me, we both realized we were doing something wrong. To get married both must love each other.
But Judy is currently happy, she's doing scuba diving in Bali.
He also likes you very much, according to him You're very kind. Why did you come to my wedding?
It was only a spontaneous activity carried out by me and my friend.
That's really just...
and then it gets messed up.
Listen...
I came here tonight because I want to see you.
And I guess maybe...
the night we met
I think there is a feeling that I feel about us both.
I thought maybe you also felt the same thing.
Do we both feel it? or not?
This is so stupid, I'm so stupid.
I have to go, I'm really sorry for wasting your time.
Now I will jump from the Golden Gate bridge.
Thank you, see you later. I'm so stupid.
That's exactly what I want to do.
Yes everything went very smoothly.
I will not be afraid.
Peter?
Damn. Peter, wait!
Peter! Peter!
Damn.
Really!
Are you okay?
Yes. / Oh, my God.
I don't think I can control the situation.
I also can't control the situation earlier, forgive me.
But I want to see you because I want to tell you that
what I said earlier is that I went to your marriage because I wanted to see you.
because I also feel what you feel, you should smell good.
Your kiss is very weak.
Weak? / yes
It's okay, you can try again.
You're much better in my dreams.
Hold this.
I think we both feel the same way / God.
No, I'm serious. I will contact you.
What? Wait!
Thank you for the interest. A good choice.
I'm not training enough! I just woke up!
It doesn't make sense!
Tell us about Christina Walters.
Christina Walters. Yep. I know him.
He really sucks, makes my life suffer a lot.
First he wants to match me with his friend, then he says I'm annoying.
Then he hunted me like a dog to my wedding party.
Then when I want to apologize for everything He acts like...
I don't know you. You're 1 in 100, I don't have any feelings for you.
Am I like that?
The film is almost starting, let's go!
Who loves you?
Fuck grandma.
You don't need to buy it.
The girl you licked. / Is it true? / Yes.
What you licked. / The girl who kujilat?
Are you okay?
Are you watching the ending now?
Woman knocks to her. / You owe 30...
Accepted.
Is this what you want?
I think there's always time to play like a movie star.
Do you know how sexy I am?
Alright, I won't be afraid...
I'm not...
That's very bad gossip, it's just gossip. I'm serious.
Crap...
You really hit my ass.
Cut!
I'm beautiful. / You're amazing.
I'm beautiful / Yes / I'm beautiful / You're amazing / Thank you.
We can sit here like this overnight.
You must really miss grandma. / Grandmother.
I'm not tense. / You are very tense.
Look, that's Jesus, look.
So I won't get oral sex?
Very sweet.
See you later.
That's a nice thing.
- It's over. Bye-bye, go home. - You can leave.