[man above the loudspeaker] Down to the concession.
Speaking of concessions standing,
who likes beer
We have a special on the blue ribbon there.
Now, go down there and get it.
Alright, now, are you ready for the main event?
Listen to those revving rides.
Are you ready for some powerhouse crashes?
Now, on my sign.
Nobody started until I said leave.
Wow, it looks like we have an early guy Looks like an early bird.
[hard collision]
[Music drama]
# #
[mellow music]
# #
[tapping the window]
Hey, Mrs. Gore. Can Gavin play?
Gavin, Hobie and Maynard are here
[loud steps]
You are on time, Gentlemen.
I praise you (Mrs. Gore) Be careful out there, Gavie.
I put a little perilax in your drink Mother, I say, I'm fine.
I know, baby,
But this will relax you just in case.
[moans]
(Ms. Gore) Be careful out there, guys.
What is perilax?
This helps you to get squirty dumplings Shut up, Hobie. How do you know? Do you use it
I don't know Come on, guys. Let's fight already.
Good; If you are ready, I accept your challenge Choose your weapon, Gentlemen.
I choose Excalibur What?
Since Maynard chose My chosen weapon,
I am forced to use secondary weapons
Grass and dagger.
Where did you go, bathroom?
Just set the mood, Gentlemen,
Set the mood.
[calming instrumental music]
# #
What is this nonsense?
Warriors, prepare to cross the sword
# #
Attacking!
[both grunting]
(Hobie) Warriors ready?
Attacking.
That's it.
Gavin, stupid dingleberry,
what do you listen to,
Turn it off!
Hit. Oh, my God.
My eyes. You-- It was an illegal hit.
You are disqualified. I win.
[laughs] That's what you get
to listen to for fairy music.
Shut up, Zerk. Yes, the Zerk flinched.
Hey, that pipe, sissy.
And close the crap before I turn you off
Making us.
Making You?
All right, why don't we fight for that?
I'm fighting you, Gavin.
Not possible; I just got hit in advance.
Oh, you got shot in the face.
All right, be a little seat.
I'll bring Andre the nerdy here only
Okay, but I have to get longsword.
Alright, I'm not really give bullshit
Give it to me That's a long time ago, then.
This is called a spear, face bullshit
I don't care what it's called, You're a stupid nerd Just give it here
(Maynard) Come on, Hobie, still attack.
You will be fine, okay? Come on.
Sparring's partner, get ready to cross the sword.
(Zerk) Look at him.
Look at the big nerd dancing around.
Whatever, man Let's fight
Attacking!
Look at him.
What did you do?
(Maynard) Come on, Hobie.
Little nerds entertain them.
Look at the big guy.
Get out of here.
[moans] Hey, look at him.
She's like a big old beetle what's on her back
Hey, illegal hit You are disqualified.
He won. Get out of here.
Yes, Zerk, stir it piggy bank.
Hey, you are a big nuisance, stop that
Face shots are illegal.
[moans]
How do you want to be hit in advance?
You better mind Your manners, son.
Enough.
Save your strength for the increase
to Deer Cliff Falls tomorrow, Hobie
You know how your knee starts to hurt below your thickness.
What's in Deer Cliff Falls?
It's none of your business.
Yes, no-yes.
Yes, true, inhibiting.
Maybe looking for for arrows or something.
So what if we?
Shut up, Maynard. Sorry.
Yeah, well, is nothing,
Because if there is, I will find it
When I searched for them three months ago.
Maybe you are too to see them.
Yes, you are very ugly,
all arrows run and hide
Whatev, you are a little dorks.
Can't remove it from foam and duct tape.
Yes, Zerk. Come on out of here.
Foolish nerds [energetic music on TV]
# #
[growling]
[whispers] Oh, hello.
I am Dr. Artimus Snodgrass,
and welcome to the world from Sasquatch
Today I will try to answer
some that penetrate the questions we all have
about animals - or humans,
depending on who you listen to -
commonly called as bigfoot
Questions like, what is Sasquatch?
[gasps]
Gavin, you have visitors.
Not too long. Lunch is almost ready.
(Snodgrass) And the question -
(Mrs. Gore) Okay, boy.
(male) Mrs. Gore.
Hello gentlemen.
What brings you to my part? from this region today
We only want to get a video, man.
Wait, don't I always see both of you guys
hanging out with Shane Bagwell
Yeah, well, first.
But he is very annoying, we stop.
Okay, which one are you thinking?
What about that? with Michael Jackson?
Yes. Yes, yes. Captain Eo.
You can't, brother.
Last time someone borrowed that,
They lost 3-D glasses.
Okay, what about bigfoot videos?
Good choice.
I'm watching itself
Sweet.
That would be $ 3,
and that's because it's back the next Tuesday.
Later,
man.
[chuckles]
[soft music]
# #
[Gavin yells]
[imitating a gun]
Ah, I was hit.
Ah.
[unclear speech]
Ah!
So why do they call it Deer Cliff Falls?
Now, Indians used to chase deer with bows and arrows,
and the deer will get it so scared that they run right away The big cliff is here
for their deaths
And then the Indians will go down the mountain
and get deer and cook it.
That's why people find it So many arrows here.
Whoa!
[grunts]
It smells bad.
Hi friends, Have you seen this?
[together] The Sasquatch.
Who?
Have you ever heard of it? from bigfoot
Like, that big hairy man?
Exactly.
He is here. Look.
It seems like he stopped to pick it up a big dump there.
At least he didn't take the squirty cake
Shut up, Hobie.
Come on, we have to tell the police.
Police screw.
Say Clackanomah County Herald.
We will get our photo in the paper
Screw it Let's tell them both.
Alright.
[soft music]
# #
[music stops]
Sweet. Good.
Good shot, Shane.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the hurry, woman?
We found the footprint of Sasquatch. Shut up, Maynard.
Sasquatch? Yes, right.
Like your video We watched last night?
You guys Let Shane watch it?
That's it. You are not allowed to rent.
We don't give bullshit, yo.
(Shane) What did he do with you?
She's fair a friend of mine.
I'm sure he walked out in front of you,
isn't he, Maynard?
Yes, so what?
So I just found out that put Sasquatch's footprint.
That's all.
[laughter]
Shut up, Shane.
Make me.
We really found the Sasquatch track.
Just wait and see, jerk.
Why did you not enter your money? where are you mouth, punk
Alright, I'm not afraid.
Okay, if there is one
then I will give you this
If not, I understand your entire video collection.
Not possible.
Say that. His girlfriend put a trace.
Okay, this is a deal.
Thank you.
Meanwhile, I will stay on to another video that we have.
Don't stumble over your fat feet On the way home.
They aren't too fat for you with nickel the other day.
Oh.
You should put it the metal mouth dog
above the chain, Gavin.
Shut up, Shane. He is not a dog.
You are a dog
Ooh, you scared me.
Boo! Ugh!
Wake up, Gavin. Wake up and fight me
(male) Muffins.
[laughter]
Come on, Tinker Bell.
Come on, Gavin. That's not feasible.
Yes, we have to get it to City.
Come on.
[sighs]
(boy) Lucky, do you know that?
Yes, Gavin, You better run together
[all laugh]
Gosh, that person is an ugly bad smell
You know, we really found Sasquatch's footprints
So who is it who will lose
The Chinese star is as good as me Come on. Yes, he is messed up.
(Hobie) Officer, we want to file a report -
We arrived on the trail to Deer Cliff Falls,
and we found a number from the big track
We think it's big.
Big feet.
Hey, Chillcut, got a clue for you
What do you get?
Okay, hey,
We will wait for you at trailhead
Chillcut out
There will be reporters there
Satisfied?
I guess.
Are you sure it's legal to have four of us
Back here without a seat belt?
Oh, relax, big boy.
How you all get stuck back there
maybe it's better from a seat belt.
Now, if you excuse me, I understand some personal business
to attend.
Dia-Ra, this is He-Man.
More than.
[woman on the radio] That goes for She-Ra.
This is Sasquatch again.
Drop everything and meet me
at Deer Cliff Falls trailhead. More.
Which of you children found this
I guess Maybe I know that.
Well, you have yourself
there is quite a lot of evidence here, isn't that right?
according to you that is Sasquatch
Well, if it's not Sasquatch,
We sure have some big dude walking around here,
removing the biggest poop I've seen it in my life,
And I've seen a lot.
[laughs] Isn't that the truth?
Oh.
Blondeen.
This track is also fresh.
Can you know that from dirt?
No, it rained last night.
That means...
This must have been discarded this morning
So, like, dump morning?
I'd better take some warning record out of the cruiser,
the rope is dead
You live here and make sure that has nothing to mess with
Blondeen, it's better to take Artie on the phone.
He definitely wants to see this.
(woman) All right, Melvin.
You got an injection from this child standing in front of the find,
and I will ask the question, okay
What do you say your name
Gavin Gore.
And have you ever seen anything? Like this before, Gavin?
[chuckles] I thought Hobie put it like that a while ago.
(Maynard) Tell them about corn.
[woman on TV] As you can see behind my right shoulder,
there is a very large selection of feces
from what we think can be
Sasquatch.
We bring on Artimus Snodgrass
to determine whether this is really found He is the world the most important authority
on Sasquatch and Sasquatch spread.
(female) And when will he arrive?
(Chillcut) Well, it should be arrived here
in the next three days.
(female) What makes you able to find it This Sasquatch poop?
[Gavin on television] Well, we -
I came to return my video.
It's impossible, lamewad. You lose.
We already said we found Sasquatch's footprints.
Look, this is the news there.
All right, the truth from this problem--
[scoffs] Yeah right.
The Chillcut clerk is my uncle,
and he won't know difference
between deer paths and snack packages.
So? So.
He said he called that person from your stupid video
Artimus Snodgrass?
He said he would be here in a few days
to see if the track is real or not
This is very stupid.
We don't even bet whether The trail is real.
We only bet we found several tracks
I didn't give the mouse boot what the stakes are, okay?
If he says it's not real, we get your video
Come on, just give me my video is back
I don't even want your stupid Chinese star
Okay, let me get it. Yes.
[slam door]
[rock music]
# #
[knocking on the door]
(Zerk) What?
Hello?
I'm back grilling a bad boy, shirt
Are you Ezekiel Wilder?
Zerk Wilder, huh. Who wants to know?
I'm Mr. Ernie Dalrymple.
I represent Bilford, Cohen, and Gregg Collection Agency.
Sir, have you been yours
a credit card issued by New Bank of Flanders?
Yes, I know I got it, but I never used it,
That's why is just for emergencies.
Sir,
It was used July 17, 1999,
In Burgerville, for $ 5.17.
What?
Could it be that I have one semi-large Ring on the Walla Walla... s
and four fresh raspberry milk vibrate Oh yeah.
The reason I'm here today, Mr Wilder,
Is that for the past six years,
the bank has tried to contact you by mail...
Bills? Whatever.
Yes, they have a new Sabbath tab.
Rock on.
And by phone...
He doesn't live here anymore.
[grunting] Stupid telemarketers
And finally they sent me to give you this bill,
indicates that you owe $ 1,438.93,
that has been generated in the liens on your property,
especially You are Pontiac Firebird,
in that you rent this house.
All right, this is all nerd talking That I don't understand.
You have until the next Monday to make money,
will be transferred to the bank.
This is the document
shows that.
Thank you very much
for your time.
Have a nice day.
Oops
[fire crackling]
[laughs] Burns
[laughs]
Stupid bald nerds
Uh oh. Hey, I'll pay for it
Oh, wait, I can't. Burned
[laughs]
That fool--
Sucks, man.
Where will I get 1,400 dollars from?
How can I owe a lot to eat $ 5 in Burgerville?
That doesn't make sense.
That's their financial cost, I guess
They build.
There's no bullshit, genius.
Where are you from, Harvard?
Hey, do you know what?
Why don't you stop telling me? things I already know
and come with for us to make this money?
Because nobody took the Firebird away from me
[squeaky metal]
Now, what is this? or isn't this America?
I think we live somewhere
where the government can't mess you up
I don't think the government is the only one who fucked you.
Fire in the hole.
Whatever, man
All of these countries have been established on not taking nonsense from anyone, you know
It's all about freedom, humans, like this,
You know, freedom to get along with friends,
drink a few beers, Squeeze a few rounds.
Man, if possible within 50 yards of Bin Laden.
(Shirt) Look at this.
Remember when we were in Repticon
and the man do they sell chameleons?
Oh good. Again with lizards.
And you are like,
"how much?"
and he's like, "$ 300."
And you are like, "yes right."
Yes, man, I was there.
I remember. What's the point
Now, what if we have a boy and a girl and make them suckers to mate?
Then we can sell they're baby chameleons,
but we sell it for for $ 299.
Then people will like,
"Why would I give it to the parent $ 300
" when can I get it the same chameleon
for one dollar cheaper From other people? "
(Zerk) How long will it take?
If the chameleon is in heat,
maybe...
three or four months
Three or four months.
I need money in ten days, idiot. Brings you three or four months to say that Well, then how about a lemonade stand?
Lemonade stand. How will we make lemonade? = Will you be an idiot please shut up? I tried to watch this.
Why are you silent?
Yeah, Frankie, why are you silent
And what is this, is more than that lizard bullshit?
(Shirt) Oh, that's one of the lizards that can walk on water.
Big shouts, I can do that.
Whatever, man.
Yes, whatever, man I can.
It's not difficult, man.
Everything you need is some fin
and go pretty fast I really can do it.
Yes, right, not maybe even physically.
Oh, yes, what are you, lizard witch
At least I graduated high school.
Why don't you pipe it, Frankie, becomes a little positive
It's not difficult, man.
You don't have to pass high school to find out
That's the only reason The lizard did that Because he's been old, like, webby's feet
That still doesn't mean you can do it.
Alright,
Why did you not enter your money? where is your mouth,
Mohawk Boy?
Are you serious?
I'm dead seriously Okay then. 50 dollars
All right, sucker.
Hey, shirt, this thing goes faster, man?
That's it. That's all he gets.
Go away, idiot.
Alright, yes, I will.
See you at the beach, compadre.
[Music drama]
# #
[music slows down]
# #
[moans]
Happy?
Don't make money for a few days,
or you will be sorry Then, geek-zekiel.
Shut up, Frankie. Bookworm.
Idiot.
That sucks.
Lazy boat doesn't even run fast enough.
Maybe you should just get a job
Job? I don't get no work, man.
This is America, man.
A lot of money is out there,
waiting for someone like me
to just walk and my hand on it.
What are you talking about?
I have a better way for us to make this money.
Come on.
[laughs] Oh man.
Ooh.
It's the same as taking candy from a nerdy Approaching my forehead, though.
Let's get out of here.
Get out of here? What are you talking about, man?
We have to get some brewskis and celebrate, man.
Come on,
Things look good for us, man.
Come on.
[passionate classical music]
# #
[energetic choir music]
# #
[moans]
Oh, man, does my head hurt.
What is the feeling of being cut off?
Um, it's not too bad.
I just depend on it, is all.
Hey, how much money do we make?
About 77 dollars
Grace.
Dude, we have to deal with it, man.
We have to average at least $ 50 more a day to make it.
Maybe we shouldn't spend 20 dollars on beer overnight.
Shirt, back is 50/50. Have you heard that?
Maybe we should start buying items at a thrift shop and sell it on eBay.
[calming instrumental music]
What is this nonsense?
# #
That music, man.
Anyway, my mother and her friends did it all the time They buy old crap and paint it white
and then call it shabby chic.
You won't believe it what do people pay good money on the internet.
I can't hear myself thinking.
You don't even need to pay attention to you
Because this is stupid noise nerd
# #
That's it, man.
Yes, I can't even hear it I myself think
(Zerk) Gavin, dingleberry stupid,
What did you listen to, wuss tunes?
Turn it off!
No, dashing, this is my corn dog
[microwave sound]
(Maynard) come on.
(Zerk) Little nerd entertains him.
Oh, no, see that big guy.
Get out of here.
[grunting and groaning]
He's like an old beetle that has a big what's on its back.
Hey, illegal hit You are disqualified. He won.
Get out of here, nerd.
Yes, Zerk, stir it piggy bank.
Hey, you are a big nuisance, stop that
Face shots are illegal.
[grunts]
How do you want to be a hit on the face?
(Zerk) You better mind your manners, son.
(Gavin) Enough.
Save your strength for increment
To Deer Cliff Falls tomorrow, Hobie.
You know how your knee starts to hurt below your thickness.
What's in Deer Cliff Falls?
(Gavin) None of your business.
(Maynard) Yes, no, yes.
Whatev, you are a little dorks.
Cannot make this out of foam and duct tape.
Yes, Zerk, let's get out of here Man, that kid likes stuff nerds Did you see that stupid shirt he was wearing? Yes.
She's the type of child You're talking about
Buy that shit on the internet, you know
Do you think people buy,
Like the bigfoot type on the internet,
like footprints and garbage like that?
Maybe.
Come on, we have to get some supplies I have my idea.
All right, check it out, man
This operation must be done is right, you know
Listen, we have to enter a newspaper article or something,
just so people know we're not just a few idiots selling fake plaster casts shaped like big feet.
Uh, we sell fake plaster casts shaped like fake big fees--
Ssh!
There is no bullshit, dingus.
That's why I have to make people believe
that is really legit, do you know?
Yo, wear this, shirt.
I will add a little something extra
to make people talk
A big ol Sasquatch dumpling.
You hear a lot about people find footprints and bullshit, huh?
But you never heard it about someone
found the Sasquatch trace and the Sasquatch box.
So I'm looking for, with rights This cocoa powder mixture,
Some flour, little corn for texture,
and confidential material...
an egg? Precisely.
Do you know what these things smell like when they go bad?
Yes, like that when you tear a forgiveness
After eating lots of fruit.
Exactly. You are two for two, Shirts.
Alright, now,
start cutting out the footprints
for boots, man
Scissors should be in the sink
Let's go.
Scissors are in the sink, shirt
Where did you go?
Well, I promised my mother I will go home for dinner.
No no no no, we have to take care of this now,
before sunset.
This will be light out.
But an evening nugget.
No, I don't care if--
Seriously, Do you have a nugget?
You have to let me come here.
No.
Okay, bro, whatever.
I don't care I'll take the nugget myself.
All right, new plan: You go eat your nugget,
I'll get my hand on my own nugget -
Don't worry about how-- I'll meet you in that bird,
we will go up to the cliff tonight, sleep in the car,
wake up in the ass butt dawn, and do this
Alright, let's go
Alright. See you later.
Yes.
[Music drama]
# #
Oh, give me a break.
What do you think? Can I try this?
Are you sure it will be appropriate with your thunder?
Mom, come on.
Alright. Well.
Hurry up.
Yo, just look, kid.
That's Roxie.
He's freaking hot.
Yes, but don't judge the book from the cover
He has F.P.
F.P. What?
Yes, the main fat potential, like as in,
he will get very fat when he gets older.
Man, how do you know?
I saw it with his mother.
Total female cows.
[chuckles]
Moo.
Muumuu.
[both laughing]
(both) Moo.
[soft music]
# #
[scoffs] Yeah right.
Do you like them?
[electronic chime]
This is it.
Oh, I like this movie.
This is great.
Me too.
I have seen it, like, a billion times,
But I always come back for the classic, you know
Yes, I always like the road he wears pegasus.
Me too.
Did you know if you pause one of the shots in that scene,
You can see it is it really just a white horse?
Very?
Uh-huh, but I still like it.
Yes,
I love all those fantasy films
Do you like fantasy movies What are you like?
I don't know, like Labyrinth.
What about Dragonslayer?
Ladyhawke.
dark crystals Legend.
A Hating Story.
I think only boys like that
Hey, maybe we should watch it Hit together when.
You can show me the shot with the horse
Good.
Um, I think we can do that.
'Kay, see you again
Wait.
I don't want to my phone number
This is not the number to Vern video?
Oh yeah.
Sophie my name is Yes, I can see.
It's in your name tag.
Oh.
[chuckles] Gavin is mine
I know. It's on your card.
Alright, see you again.
See you later
[electronic chime]
[telephone ringing]
Hello.
(Gavin) Hey,
What - is this Sophia?
You mean Sophie
Uh, wrong number
Good.
[telephone ringing]
Hello.
Hi, is Sophie there?
This is it.
Oh, hey, this is Gavin,
Remember, from the video store the other day?
Didn't you call me
No, why is that?
Oh. There is no reason, I guess.
Well, hey, You know what you want
to watch the Clash of the Titans with me?
Yeah, well, I've seen it.
I wonder if you want
to go to the park with me instead
Uh, sure.
Okay, good.
All right, to bring some activewear.
Activities? Mm-hmm.
[phone beeps]
Hey, Gavin, I rented The Crow.
Do you want to watch it? with me?
There is this scene where is this hussy
His eyes are carved.
Well, actually, I was just about to call you.
Can I borrow Excalibur?
Sure. What for?
Well, um, I'm kind of dating with a girl today.
[chuckles] Dating?
Yes, this is with the girl from Vern's video.
How did that happen?
I don't know exactly.
I left and I rented Clash of the Titans,
And all of her, "That's my favorite movie."
And I'm like, "sweet."
And he said, "It should be like that Watch together anytime."
Then I said, "hey, want to date?"
So you prefer to go Sword fighting with girls
rather than watching The Crow with me?
What's OK
Yes, it's okay Whatever. This is your life Good, well, I better go.
Oh, hey, can I watch this here?
You know how Grandma Lloyd is
Will not let me see the value of Rs in the house.
Good with me See you later.
[melancholic instrumental music]
# #
You can start in one of these three attitudes,
but this is my favorite [imitating sound effects]
Because if someone comes to you, you can fend off their attacks.
Fend off?
Yes, that means "block" in medieval terminology.
Like, try and stir me in the chest with your sword
Very? Yes, do it.
You can't hurt me
[snoring] Do you see it?
That is a parry-push combo.
I can't help myself. Strength habits.
Now you try.
This time, I'll push you and you deflect it
Good. You are ready?
[grumbling and coughing]
Oh, my God, I'm sorry Are you okay?
Oh, my apple is my.
Yes I'm fine.
Not bad for beginners.
Let's go for real now.
Okay, I guess. Well.
Don't forget to bow.
Warriors, prepare to cross the sword
[imitating sound effects]
Attacking.
Time--
Time is up.
I won.
You might realize it now,
but the Teutonic knight is not really a time-out call
when they fall in battle in medieval times.
Oh.
I will remember that for the next time
Hey, you're not bad for the first time, though.
I'm still really baking you
Do you know what you need?
You need to get a combat ax.
I think you will use it well,
because the center of your body has been attached like a tree trunk
You know, like a lot of from the big and the power of the dwarf
in the Middle Ages.
Forgive me; I'm an idiot I always connect something to legends and stupid things
You are not really a dwarf It's okay.
I am right should be blocked better
Yeah, well, that's true too.
All right, This time I will play
at level from new internship
from the round table
Good.
Warriors, prepare to cross the sword
[imitating sound effects]
[screams]
[energetic music more than arcade machines]
# #
Kiss my Amazon butt, Guile.
Hey, do you want to play with me? in air hockey?
Yes yes yes, but give me a moment.
I usually win anytime I am Blanka
That will only take me, like, 15 minutes.
Okay, alright, do you care if you go to ski skis,
because this is rather boring
Not all of them.
Here are a few cents if you don't have it
Go have fun.
Thank you.
[arcade game sound effects]
[Woman speaking unclear more than arcade machine]
[blemish girl] Don't touch me, perv.
You like it, Pippi.
[laughs]
Hey, did you see that girl there?
What?
Play your own ski ball.
I'm sure I can come to him and kiss him,
and he won't even stop me.
Bet he even likes it.
Yes, right, Shane.
Well, I'm sure I can.
I really know the type.
He is here alone, silence hope
some people like me will come,
You know, Get rid of him from his leg.
Yes? Prove it.
What, you bet I Yes.
Well, how much is it?
Four dollars, yo.
Oh come on, You have more than that.
Noah, uh, that's all I bring, man.
Four dollars is a lot of games in nickel, bro.
Alright, I'll do it for four dollars, cheapwad.
[sniff]
Hey, girl, you ever wondered what it was like
to kiss a guy like me?
What?
Yo, just look, kid.
Your father must be baker,
Because you have good bread.
Excuse me?
Hey. Come on.
Stop it. Give me some of that.
No. Come on, I'll give you a dollar.
No.
[moans]
I just made four dollars.
[whining]
Oh, man, Are you okay?
Release me
[chiming machine]
Hey.
I came looking for you when I couldn't find you
at nickel.
Can I sit down?
Sorry, I just--
I should have stopped playing That stupid game, you know?
I - I just really kicked my ass Okay, I - I guess Goodbye.
You can sit, you know.
When I go like this,
I mean you can sit if you want.
Why do people sometimes?
I don't know Why? What happened?
I don't really want it to talk about it
You don't have not telling me anything
Are you sure it's not because I really hit people in Street Fighter II?
Yes.
See, if someone that means to you,
they're just stupid, okay
I mean, people have finished some things that are very meaningful
for me to grow up, and I have to ignore it.
Like what?
[sighs]
Let's see.
Once, I went to school, and when I arrived at class,
it smells really bad,
like someone stepping on dog crap or something.
I mean, the girl sat beside me
looks like He can also smell it.
I think he thinks I hit my pants,
because he walked closer to the chair Behind his hoochie friend
and start pointing at me and babbling.
It turns out someone stuck in a dirty diaper
in my backpack when I didn't see.
[slow down, distorted speech]
The teacher made me throw it in the bathroom so I have to walk in the middle of school
To get rid of it.
I don't think he wants the smell coming from the trash can
Yes, people call me Dirty D for a while after that
I'm sorry.
Are you sure you don't want to talk about what happened?
Alright, I better go.
My mother thought I was at a pet store,
see kittens
Okay, see you later
Hey, Gavin.
Yes?
Thank you.
Sure.
[mellow music]
# #
(human) Are you sure about this, Sophie?
I mean, people stopped doing this in the 80s.
I mean, why not? Drink rocking fast and just shut up?
Drastic time calls for drastic action,
Uncle Mike.
Okay, but you call me soon
if you change your mind
Good.
# #
[door bell]
Hey.
Hey, Gavin.
What happened to your mouth?
I decided to be proactive about my figure
and I close my jaw lose weight.
But I think you look great as it is.
Thank you, but it's just a kind of something I want to do for me
Now, whatever makes you happy.
Anyway I just came to tell you
that we are climbing to Deer Cliff Falls on Wednesday at 10:00, if it's cool with you
I mean, I don't know how you feel about hiking
Yeah, yeah, sounds fun.
Very good
We will be proactive on the hill together, huh?
Okay, see you later.
See you later.
Mm-hmm, thank you.
[electronic chime]
Hey.
Hi.
Is this all for you tonight Yes.
I like this film. This is a total classic.
Ah, of course.
Can I get your telephone number?
really? Yes.
Or if it's already a member card,
we can do it like that.
Oh yeah.
Thank you.
But this film is a total classic.
Sure. That will be one dollar.
Yes, but isn't it? really love this movie?
Yes, that's good.
Maybe we can watch it together sometime.
Uh, it's okay I've seen it.
But thanks.
That would be one dollar.
Forget it.
[electronic chime]
All right, Donnini, blank register now
Geez, please don't hurt me
Are you d-d-d-deaf, female?
Cash now. Okay, okay.
I'm not playing games. It's a gun here.
Not my hand, in case you are wondering.
Hey what's wrong with your mouth I close my jaw lose weight
What?
You don't really see like you need.
Thank you, I guess.
Hey, the pipe I'm not here to be friends.
I know what you are doing
I know the way of women,
The way they tease you,
trying to be friends with you.
And suddenly,
You sit there with valentine that they don't want.
Give me the money. Okay, here.
Is that it?
Is this some kind of joke?
Please, don't hurt me, Because that's not much.
Will you be quiet?
I'm counting and now I'm losing count.
So 97 dollars. That's all you have?
Videos only cost one dollar,
and we don't understand many businesses
since Megaflicks entered the city
I don't ask about your store's financial problems,
OK?
Now, is there a safe place somewhere or something?
Safe?
Yes, safe, you know,
like, where do they save money and pearls and objects.
What's safe
All right, I can't do this.
I took this, though, sucker.
[laughs]
[tolling]
Shut up.
[electronic chime]
geez.
Hello, we have been robbed It's on Vern's Video. Please hurry up.
No no. My jaw just closed.
No, to lose weight.
[energetic music]
# #
Oh, dang that. What time is it now?
This is 9:47.
It's 9:47, man Come on, wake up.
Let's go. We have to go.
9:47.
The alarm doesn't turn on, You are stupid Casio.
Come on, wake up.
Just want some more nuggets and sleep.
No more nuggets and sleep. Come on.
Exit. Let's go.
Stupid, cokehead.
Ow.
Ow, Zerk, You don't need to do that.
Yes I did, and you know I did it.
And I don't like to hurt you, but sometimes I just did it.
A baby must be beaten
when does he want the bottle and he can't have it
Let's go.
Alright.
Oh, oh.
Oh shit.
No need for that.
Let's go.
You know, I'm thinking, me and you,
We both work in video shops and goods -
I'm not really a video store,
But we both control eb and flow
Videos in this region,
ensuring the right video gets to the right person.
(Sophie) Hmmm, I guess I never thought about it.
(Gavin) Okay, I do it.
So why do they call it Deer Cliff Falls?
(Gavin) Well, Indians used to chase deer with bows and arrows,
and the deer will get it so scared,
they run right away The big cliff is here
for their deaths
(Maynard) And then the Indians will go down the mountain
and get the deer and cook.
(Hobie) That's why so many people find So many arrows here.
Whoa!
[together] The Sasquatch.
Who?
(Maynard) Have you ever heard of it? from bigfoot?
It seems like he stopped to take a big dump there.
At least he didn't take the squirty cake
(Gavin) Shut up, Hobie.
Come on, we have to tell the police.
(Hobie) Police screw.
Say Clackanomah County Herald.
We will get our photo in the paper
(Gavin) Screw it Let's tell them both.
Alright.
Stupid nerds just fall right into our trap, man
They will go tell the police and the newspaper.
Nerds. Yes.
That's amazing
Okay, Let's go from here,
make the plaster cast
Do you still go to the camera huh?
Hello, there, and welcome
to Clackanomah County Sasquatch Site
I am here with my colleague, Dr. Jokem,
collect footprints from that mysterious animal
who is the nerdy you love so much.
And we record ourselves while we work
so do you, buy public,
know that's when you get a plaster transmitter from us,
You can sleep well at night knowing that it's really legit.
[energetic instrumental music]
# #
Maynard, what gives? It's time to go.
My life is annoying right now, because I'm in a line
That's why.
What happened?
Dude, that's awesome. My mother really panicked.
(female) Maynard, say goodbye
to your friend and back to work.
Sorry, guys I'll tell you later.
My mom says I can't talk to one of my friends now,
so you have to go.
Have fun in the laser warehouse.
Good luck with your parents Thank you.
This sucks I better go home.
What? It will suck.
I will be like, third wheel
No, not you. Sophie likes you.
No, he doesn't.
Yes, right. He thinks you are great.
Not possible; He thinks I'm a fat fat woman,
and he doesn't want to have anything to do with me
That's what he likes.
What are you talking about?
He never said anything about your weight Hobie, he likes you.
He thinks you're great, is awesome, man
Let's go.
Alright, let's go Let's go.
[weird music]
# #
May I ask a personal question?
Okay, I guess.
How many girls have you kissed?
I'm sorry You don't need to tell me.
This is none of my business.
No, alright, you know, it's just that I never--
I never really kissed a girl before
No problem. I am V.L. too.
V.L.
That means I have virgin lips.
I never kissed anyone.
Well, I've never been kissed by a boy, you know,
like romantic.
Oh.
Not that I don't want or anything.
It's just that I want it the exact moment it happened
So that's how they call it, V.L.
Yes.
Well, in that case,
You could say that Hobie's V.L. too.
Can we leave now?
Come on, Hobie.
Come on, guys. Faster.
Remember, three times and you come out
Good.
Stand behind me, and I will protect you (Sophie) So who do we play?
I don't know; Anyone wears another uniform
Uniform. Lock and load Yes.
This is Shane. Continue?
We can take them, right, gav?
Yes, right
Maybe starts shooting ourselves.
Look at this
We played Gavin and his fat friends.
Shut up, Shane.
Hey, can we play someone? is more challenging
These people suck big time (Gavin) No, we don't.
Can you look around at the nerd herd back to the battlefield
Get out of my way.
[electronic zapping]
[warbling tone]
I am affected
Keep hidden back here.
Me and Hobie will take care of them [gun shot]
[warbling tone]
I was hit again.
Just stay
[warbling tone]
That Dang I'm out.
Don't worry; Hobie and I will get it for you He sucks.
[techno percussion music]
# #
Finally, we got away from the dead weight, you know?
What?
[grunting]
Attack on wing b?
Okay, I'll be an explorer.
Good. Ready?
Uh huh. Go away.
[gun shot]
[warbling tone]
Hey, you.
[warbling tone]
Back off.
Retreat.
Leave, you idiot. Exit.
[warbling tone]
[shotgun shot]
[warbling tone] Oh!
[shotgun shot]
[warbling tone]
Oh, inequality. I go out.
[gun shot]
You're out, yo
You're out too, comfortable [shotgun shot]
Come on out, Gavin, You'reussmeister
[gun shot]
Come on. Come on, big boy. You can do it.
You can get out Behind that stupid stone.
[laughing]
What will Perseus do?
[zapping]
Come on out, healthier boys.
[laughing]
[warbling tone]
What is this?
[man above the loudspeaker] the game is over.
Yes, I won.
This game sucks anyways.
Still dork.
Punk.
[electronic zapping]
Hey, are you okay?
Yes I'm fine.
He just ticked that I really rushed him.
That's all.
Yes, we kicked their ass
Yes.
Come on, guys, let's go slide down the big pink.
Alright. Yes.
[weird music]
# #
[cheers and laughter]
(female) # I don't like snails or frogs or frogs #
# or strange thing lives under the log, #
# but, um, I like onions. #
# I don't like dancin ' with Ted crazy #
# he always jumps in my head, #
# but, um, I like onions. #
# shallots, shallots, la, la, la. #
# red onion, red onion, ha ha ha. #
# root doot doot-doot, doot doot-doot #
# #
# shallots, shallots, la, la, la. #
# red onion, red onion, ha ha ha. #
# root doot doot-doot, doot doot-doot #
# #
(Gavin) Yeah, well, next time I will bring enough money so we can play two games.
Now, do you know? in, like, ten years
they will make a laser tag into an Olympic sport?
Yes? Yes, sweetie?
Oh no, my mother will kill me
Sophie, no.
Wait. [grunts]
What is that?
[Shane laughs]
I think we messed up.
[both grunting]
[paintball gun shots]
[moans]
[sighs] I think they left.
Are you okay?
No, my man's misery.
I think it's swollen,
and I was shot twice in boodniks
Let me see.
No! This is all your fault.
I hope not has even come tonight
What?
You should let me stay at home and watch TV the way I want.
Now I'm all elevated because of you.
Well, I don't know this will happen
Basic and your fat girlfriend too
Wait.
[weird music]
[music slows down]
# #
[weird music]
# #
How much is total
325 dollars (Zerk) Yes! How many offers have we got so far?
15.
Dude, this is amazing, man.
Hey, Lance, you came for dinner
Good.
Oh, Mr. Jokem, can I see the newspaper for a while?
Yes why not?
I only pay the bill around here.
Thank you.
This is crazy.
Dude, can you turn around, please
Rubbish!
"Famous Bigfoot Researcher Come to Clackanomah County.
" the Clackanomah Sasquatch Appearance
"has attracted attention from the scientific community,
like Dr. Artimus Snodgrass" -
And there's a picture.
"The famous Sasquatch researcher, will arrive tomorrow
" to verify if footprints and dirt
"found near Deer Cliff Falls
this is indeed from grandfather-legacy."
Rubbish!
Rubbish.
This sucks, man.
What will we do about this person
I don't know, man.
I will think of something from something, though
Okay, I'll go eat now.
You can stay here if you want,
or I can come later.
My mom says you can't eat one of our meals What do you have?
Hot dogs and cheetos.
Rubbish!
Okay, Goodbye.
See you later
(all) Amen.
Here it is, Heartburn.
Hey, Grandma Lloyd, Is Hobie there?
Oh.
All right, then just tell him the one I'm calling
Okay bye.
[Men sing melancholic songs in Spanish]
# #
Hey, is Sophie here?
He isn't home at this time.
Well, actually, can you, um,
give this to me
Good.
This lists all the films in my video collection
Tell him that he can borrow whoever he wants
free.
Good.
And one more thing.
Tell him they are wrong.
He looks great like him.
Who is wrong? He will know what I'm talking about Okay, I will tell him. Goodbye.
Sophie, baby.
He left a message for you.
(Zerk) That's when I realized that was dude.
[bicycle chiming]
What is nonsense?
(Shirt) The child is completely removed on his bicycle.
That child, like, is an extreme nerd
(Shirt) This is a cool face bike.
(Zerk) What happened to his leg?
Hey, how did you get that? on your feet, man?
Some jerks shot me with paintballs
[both laugh]
That's amazing
You beat them?
Okay, yeah, why not? go to their house,
Wait for them to come out, and beat that bullshit from them?
Doy!
I don't know I know. This is because you are a very stupid person.
Why do I have to listen? for you?
I mean, that person doesn't even have clothes.
Yeah, well, I'm rubber and you're glue Whatever said... Bounces.
Yes, yes, I have this, man. Do not even try.
Do you know what? Your problem, Gavin?
You all talk, man
Let me tell you something.
Every now and then,
You stand for yourself.
This is not Canada, my friend, okay?
This is America.
In this country, some children shoot you with paintballs,
You have a constitutional right to overthrow them.
And if you don't exercise that basic freedom,
You will grow up into a total hole Q.
What is a Q hole?
Why don't you see in the mirror?
Did you hear that? Top .
Oh - oh.
Dude, how are you doing, man?
Why do you have to hold it? a corn dog
When do I go for five high?
I made an point for that child
(Shirt) It's very hot, and I let it out.
You're just stupid.
You know there - bullshit
[applause and applause]
Ah, thank you Thank you. Thank you.
Women and men,
I'm hot on my heels
from the Chupacabra in Chihuahua, Mexico.
But when I was contacted about Sasquatch sightings,
I came right away.
I have investigated many Sasquatch sightings
and open my part of the hoax
Dude, bring it in. Bring it in
Are you aware of if he says it's a hoax,
our sales are reinforced.
Well, maybe you'd better just destroy the proof
It has been in the newspaper already Shirt, you are a genius dang
Come on, let's spread wings of birds
and fly out of here
Caw!
[rock music]
# #
[tire squealing]
[men singing rock]
# #
# I have to go into space for a while. #
# Let's take a few choices. #
# we will have really good views, #
# 1 million miles up - #
# escape from earth #
# #
# escape from earth #
# #
What is...
[slow electronic music]
# #
(Hobie) Dear Diary,
What are you doing
when your best friend betrayed you
I know; There is no easy answer, there?
When I first took it dating.
She's a terrible sword,
not even worth from excalibur.
But I have to admit,
There are many things I admire myself.
As if He has inner strength
to kick ass on the road I've never seen any girl
since Wonder Woman.
[moans]
[chuckles]
Take me
(Hobie) The Noodies must have been sick for days [chiming machine]
Yes.
But I feel that admiration is not mutually beneficial Maybe we can watch it together sometime.
I don't think so.
I don't like it spend my time
with a disgusting fat body.
Why do you think I close my jaw?
So I don't want to be one again
and destined to live a life with someone like you
That will be one dollar.
(Hobie) But the main change is in my best friend:
Our friendship is secondary to its selfish selfishness.
So which of you children found this
That's me.
Oh, Gavin, you are my hero.
Go for gold, Gavin. Fat people suck.
(Hobie) Claims he found Sasquatch tracks
when I'm one that falls on them
And I remember clearly
that I recognize it like the first Sasquatch.
[together] The Sasquatch.
(Hobie) He is on "sss"
when I'm already on "asquatch."
[in slow motion] Sasquatch it.
(Hobie) He doesn't even mention me At that time the journalist asked me about the track
He keeps saying, "We, we, us, us."
So just say what happened in your own words
Well, I'm always so pretty awkward going around.
We hope this review can help you plan a trip to Deer Cliff Falls will be a great way to spend a summer day And on the way, We ran right into this line,
Isn't that right, Hobie?
(Hobie) And it wasn't the only time when he interrupted me.
Officer, we want to file -
We are on the trail to Deer Cliff Falls today
and we found a number of large tracks.
We think it's big.
(Hobie) I'm very tired people always interup--
(female) Hobie.
Yes, Grandma?
M * A * S * H * active. Do you want to watch?
No thanks, Grandma.
Isn't that old bag aware of
nobody is my age likes M * A * S * H *?
Anyway, where am I?
Oh, yeah, how is Gavin an unusual jerk
and steal all glory,
the way he keeps answering all reporter questions
And I have never even been invited to be on TV
[sighs]
What should I do, Diary?
Guess there is only one thing to do:
Go in a very large bloodshed from sour wine.
[rock music]
# #
[screams]
# #
Et tu, brute?
Hey.
[sighs] Hey.
Dr. Snodgrass is coming soon. You come?
No problem. I'm a little busy.
Well, I don't want to go alone Why don't you go bug your girlfriend?
Well, he doesn't really speak for me now
What about Maynard?
Maynard is still within limits,
But he said he would go try and make it, though.
What are you doing Is that really important?
My grandmother needs my help with something later
She's - she's making apple dumplings
This is my favorite.
What? Hobie, your grandparents.
Listen, maybe I just don't feel like it's going away, okay
Alright, don't care about getting the video back?
Why?
This is not my video.
What's wrong with you lately?
I mean, that's my favorite video.
Listen, I just don't feel like going
and watch Gavin become a big hero
when we all know we find footprints together.
So review it.
Plus, you might not find anything
when you get there too.
[energetic music]
# #
Indeed, I have never seen a Sasquatch,
but I'm 98% sure that they do exist
And when I see it, I will make another 2%.
So today when I check it out tracks,
I will be able to tell you without a doubt
did you really find or indeed a hoax
Take me to the site
Okay, clearly open.
(female) Mr. Snodgrass. Mr. Snodgrass.
Is that true? it's Sasquatch
Is it very dangerous creature to this city?
(Snodgrass) I don't know that we have Sasquatch.
We will investigate; I will find out
And tell you at that time.
Thank you very much.
[laughs] Flat tire.
Ha, hope you are ready
lost the video collection, butt wipe.
Shut up, Shane.
You'd better not mess up my video What do I mean by my video?
See you there, dork.
(boy) then, worse
[barks]
[laughter]
Where is Hobie?
Sophie?
And Maynard too.
Oh, I'm very happy you guys can succeed But, um, I don't think Hobie will come.
Why not?
I don't know He is angry about something.
Come on, guys. Let's go.
Everyone's gone.
Come on, guys.
So what do you say to your parents? To get out of restrictions, Maynard?
That I will start doing drugs or committing suicide If they don't let me go.
Oh, sweet, man. Yes.
That's cool I have to try it.
And now I miss school twice a week next year
To visit a therapist.
Awesome Yes.
[Music drama]
# #
(Chillcut) I can't believe someone broke through my yellow ribbon
No no No, Officer Chin Strap.
This is Chillcut.
Yes yes Shhh, shh, bro.
I have seen this kind of thing before.
Obviously, Sasquatch detected my presence
he's here to start.
(Maynard) Even the dirt is gone.
Yes!
He might eat it to preserve the power of his myth.
[men sneezing]
Everyone, frozen!
No one moves
Sasquatch, if it's you, You can come out.
We will promise we won't hurt you
(Zerk) Hey, don't shoot, man.
I am not armed.
Can he talk?
If Sasquatch can talk, my theory is correct
He is smart.
No, we - we won't shoot. We hurt you
You just came out from behind that tree
C-let's go out.
Zerk.
What is - what are you doing -
(Zerk) Do everyone do here, man?
You were arrested - ah, my hand
To destroy evidence and destroy property.
Proof. What proof? You know what, Sasquatch liar
I did nothing. I swear.
Oh, yes, right.
Yes, right, why not? trying to grow a mustache?
Shut up, short stack Then who did it, Sasquatch?
He has long since passed.
Uh, the smell of this bark.
Or maybe he has never been here at all
Come on now. Let's pack up.
Everyone, Let's go home.
Quickly rate me Ah! Get the camera -
Yes, did you see that? That will make the evening news.
I didn't do it.
That's your fault, You're a stupid nerd Lower me.
I will be imprisoned.
Look at me Stop gawking and judging.
Hey, Ma'am, we got a nugget tonight?
God, I can't believe it.
What do you think Sasquatch is? really did it
I don't know Maybe.
Yes, right, Fagon. Ha ha.
Fagon - what is that ?
Meaning you are gay, You are stupid jerk.
He is not gay. Yes, right.
I'm sure you haven't kissed, have you?
Shut up, Shane. Ha-ha, I don't think so.
I'm sure you haven't even tried it,
because you really like That's homo Hobie.
Why don't you try kiss me again
I always enjoy kicking people in beans.
Why don't you try and bite me
Oops, I forgot.
You can't open your stupid, fat mouth Leave him alone.
No. Now, then...
just want to find time to come
and get the rest of the video from your collection.
(Gavin) What are you talking about? You don't win.
Give my video back
Not possible. This is mine now.
Give it to me.
Back off, Gavin.
Give my video back
Do you want your stupid video?
Why don't you bring your dog? to take it?
[laughter]
Alright, dog Go get it.
Stop it, you guys.
[boys barking]
(Gavin) Stop calling him a dog.
He is not a dog. He changed.
What nonsense will you do with a stupid stick
[groaning] Oh!
[snoring]
Let me have it. Let me have it.
Ah, my nipples!
Leave him alone.
Guys, I'm, like, halfway when I'm - whoa
Release him Hey!
(Shane) Release me Sit down, dog Sophie! Ah!
Oops [laughs]
I think it's time now
for fun with Dirty D here
Time for a red belly
[all shouting]
You can have the video. Leave us alone
(Shane) who wants your stupid video anyways, dork face?
Uh, slap 100 hands.
[all cheering]
This is wedgie time!
[all shouting]
Get him. Oh, my God.
God.
[cheers and laughter]
[moans]
What happened?
[whimpering]
[live music]
Yes.
[moans]
What are you doing here?
Maybe I don't want you to take all glory to yourself
Here.
Yes, very good, fat,
But I hit the kid in the beans all the time.
He will be fine.
That's right, yo. I will be fine.
Good, because I haven't finished stirring the boodnik.
Come on, yo!
[screams]
[both screaming]
I'm sure you think you're really cool
With that stupid sword, aren't you, homo?
No, I think I'll give you
a 1,000 sword slap with it
[live music]
# #
Stop hitting yourself.
Yes, stop hitting yourself.
[laughs] Yes.
Come on, take your foot there.
(Snodgrass) Of course, if Sasquatch is a human,
the government will must provide adequate housing,
school
and school bus,
Medicare and food stamps.
Wait, come back! Fast. Fast.
We need help. We were attacked.
What's wrong, my child? Sasquatch?
Hurry up Release me, you--
Who is your whupping boodnik now?
Hobie.
Are you okay, Hobie?
Yes, I'm fine [both groaning]
I will get excalibur.
[live music]
# #
Not today, Gavin.
Oh no.
Release me, a-wad.
Yo, son, Are you okay?
[moans]
Come on. Man, forget this, kid.
Let's get up.
[indistinct shouting]
[sighs]
[live music]
# #
Eat sticks Oh, it hurts.
You should leave us alone, You are a jerk.
My mother will kill me, man.
Shane, this is the police.
Wait, guys
Sophie.
Sophie, can you hear me?
Wake up, Sophie.
Sophie, wake up.
Come on, we better go get help
Wait, I'll try one more thing.
Gavin?
Do you just kiss me?
Yes.
How is that?
That's - it's really rad.
(Hobie) Can I get a little wine
Are you sure you're okay
Yes, my head hurts a little,
but I think I'm fine
What happened?
Oh, Hobie and I gave them a serious blow.
(Sophie) Wait, Hobie,
How did you get here?
All right, I think when you guys find the song destroyed,
You might need help get your video back from Shane
So I took some weapons, and I went up.
No big deal.
So you're destroyed ?
Yes. Sorry.
You won't tell anyone, Are you?
Of course not. I'm glad you came.
You should pay more attention to instead of leaving you
when we found a trace, do you know?
I didn't mean that. Forgive me.
No problem.
I'm fine face butt too
Come on. Here.
Now, what is all this, then?
Oh, nothing. It's just--
Well, it's only two friends overcoming their differences W-wait a minute.
Hobie, when was the last time you took a shower?
What are you talking about? I take a shower every day.
No, no.
Sometimes you don't take a shower for weeks
Whatever.
(Chillcut) This is not the time or place
to speak about your friend's cleanliness
Yes, besides that, what is that? has something to do with it
Well, the one who falls in the dirt.
Really, it might be like that never found a trace
if not for my friend Hobie here
I mean, he tripped and hit his head on Sasquatch poo,
and I still think there are some stuck in his hair.
Listen, yeah. Here, see?
Shut up, my child If this is really filth, I will know.
[hissing]
Pain.
Women and men, This is the original Sasquatch droppings.
Congratulations, You have found.
Yes, yes!
I know that.
(Snodgrass) You've found it!
Finding
Yes.
Now, kid, I think you said
Is your friend attacked?
We were attacked.
Gavin and I can to deflect it.
Get out of there.
Who are they?
That is Shane Bagwell and his friends are terrible.
Oh, that little boy my niece
I'll take care of it.
(Gavin) Hey, everybody, let's take some
from Grandma Lloyd apple dumplings
(all) Yes!
(Gavin) Let's go. Come on.
[solemn music]
# #
A beautiful day.
Can you believe Summer is almost over?
Yes.
Hey, don't start school on Monday, Maynard?
Yes.
Do you get all classes? Do you want to get off at CCCC?
I will only take two computer classes.
What are you doing, Hobie?
Yeah, then I can go to Hollywood
and become masseur attached,
meets all famous stars,
and finally becomes famous by yourself...
or just stay around the city.
This is a big dream, Hobie.
(Sophie) Hey, I think You want to fight swords.
You just sit there.
Wow, you look amazing.
Thank you.
Your mouth.
Yes, I decided I wasn't really It needed to lose that much weight.
I'm like myself like me, you know
Me too.
So now you can talk and rubbish?
That's not what I can do.
(human) # so I think that you have to go #
Ooh, kiss, kiss.
Shut up, Hobie.
Wow, what is that?
This is my combat ax.
cool.
I also made a shield so I won't get shot so much.
Hey, what you will name your ax
Berserker.
[together] Sweet.
Come on, guys. Who wants to start first?
I did Step aside.
(Hobie) Prepare to meet your punishment, Maynards Come on.
(human) # go, go, go, go, go. #
# You are an agitated soul, You will find it. #
# go, go, go, go, go. #
# You are an agitated soul, You will find it. #
Open number five.
[buzzing]
It turns out we don't have proof of any error,
so you can go.
I said I didn't do anything, stupid bullshit
Do you know what your problem is, Zerk?
You can't see to go 20 minutes
without saying or doing something stupid
Now get out of here.
Check later, Miggs.
Free.
I swear, man, I will arrest me - a lawyer and sue them for wrong imprisonment, man.
Sucks.
So lie on me, man. Tell the good news Are we rich?
Well, the first one is sold for $ 400.
Yes, Scooby Dooby Doo.
What about the rest?
There is no offer on another.
What are you talking about about, man?
Well, that is, like, 30 different people
sell what is called genuine
Clackanomah County bigfoot cast
now that Snodgrass states it is a real find.
This is amazing, man.
People take advantage from our hard work
I mean, this is America. That shouldn't happen.
This is not Chinese weird or whatever.
Idiot.
I don't want to cry, man.
What will we do now?
The man came on Monday.
We only sell one for 400 dollars
Now, do you know which costs only $ 300
to enter the Demolition Derby this Saturday?
I mean,
they will take the car no matter what, right
And if you win, you get 5,000 dollars.
You might too.
Plus, with all the speed of this car,
You might never even get hit.
You have nothing to lose.
Shirt, You are a genius dang, man.
[engine speed]
[rock music]
# #
[tire squealing]
[both cheering]
[rock music]
(human) # This is not the right time to become aware of #
# now the idiot has taken over, #
# spread like a social cancer #
# is there an answer? #
# Mensa membership is depraved. #
# tell me why and how is everything stupid people breed? #
# Watson, it's really basic #
# industrial revolution #
# has turned the bitch about evolution #
# wise and wise #
# is being foiled, ostracized #
what's sad #
# The world continues to grow. #
# insensitivity is standard, #
# and faith is fancied more than reason #
# #
# Darwin rolled over in his coffin. #
# fittest survives far more rarely. #
# now everything seems to reverse, #
# and it worsens. #
# someone drops a steamer in the gene pool. #
# now angry mentality is no longer an exception; #
# that's the rule. #
# and I'm starting to feel is very like Charlton Heston #
# stranded on planet primates, #
# apes and orangutans that run to the ground, #
# with generals and soldiers who obey it, #
# followers follow fairy tales, #
# philosophy that allows them to reign without regard. #
[optimistic music]
# #
# there is no point for democracy #
# when ignorance is celebrated. #
# political scientist gets the same vote #
# Like some Arkansas inbreds. #
# the majority of rules don't work in mental institutions #
# Sometimes the smallest, the softest sound #
# brings grand, biggest solution #
# what did we leave? #
# God-fearing nation pregnant nationalists #
# who feels it's their job to fill the country, #
# pass tradition, #
# how to progress religion, #
# and prosperity through a simple culture. #
# An idiot takes over. #
# they took over #
[good instrumental music]