ARE YOU EVER IMAGINE WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS LIKE
WHEN ARE THEY CHILDREN?
HARD TO IMAGINE, TRUE?
OR, IF YOU LIKE ME,
YOU ARE ONLY ANNOUNCING THAT THEY BORN PARENTS.
GOOD, THEY ARE NOT.
BELIEVE IN ME.
THE ONLY SCARIER OF IMAGINING YOUR PARENTS YOUNG,
ACTUALLY HAVE TO LIVE WITH THOSE WHO HOW.
That's exactly WHAT HAPPENED TO ME SCIENCE FICTION, YOU THINK?
[SCOFFS]
OH NO.
THIS IS MY NEIGHBOR.
AVERAGE, TRUE?
AVERAGE HOUSE,
AVERAGE SISTER,
AVERAGE AVERAGE.
AND NOW, FOR YOU NOT TO BELIEVE, MEET MY MOTHER.
I WANT MY BOTTLE!
AND ME.
NORTY MAKE MESS.
HEI, I TOLD YOU THIS IS NOT FOLLOWING.
THIS IS MY LIFE.
AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE...
ALL STARTED ON AVERAGE MORNING,
OR AT LEAST, AVERAGE IN MY HOUSE.
[CRASHING]
HOW CAN YOU ONLY SIT THERE?
THEY ARE GONNA BLOW HOUSE ALL UP.
NAH, IT WAS NOT ANYMORE USEFUL.
Woman: GOOD, at least PRIMARY...
TELLING YOU GENERATOR PROTON PROHIBITED OVERTORQUED.
NORTON, I'M TELLING YOU,
HIS ELECTRON IGNITION SYSTEM
ARE YOU TWO WELL?
WE'RE BETTER FROM ALL RIGHT
MARIE, WE SEE ROOMS FROM BREAKTHROUGH.
IT'S SOUNDED MORE LIKE A BREAKDOWN.
OH, NO, DEAR, WE ARE GOOD.
IT'S AS YOUR FATHER ALWAYS SAYS...
"SCIENCE IS MANY PRETTY."
VIEW, PLEASE COMPLETE YOU ARE READY WITH 1:00.
FOR WHAT?
TELL YOU THEM WILL NOT REMEMBER.
OUR GRADUATION
DUH.
I'M NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE!
WE KNOW THAT. WE ONLY PUTTING YOU ON.
YEAH, UH, GOTCHA!
OH! FROM MY WAY, YOU ARE MONGREL
SCOPE IF WE REPRESENT
PARTICIPATION MECHANISM, WE CAN--
HONEY, I SAY YOU, IT IS A IGNITION SYSTEM I KNOW. THANK YOU.
EINSTEIN, GO!
[WHINES]
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL NOT HOPE AT GRADUATION TODAY.
MAKE SURE YOU WILL
THEN YOU ARE SULK FOR DAY OR TWO,
SAVING YOUR SORROWS
IN VAT FROM KAKA SICK,
AND ADD SOME UNSIGHTLY INCHES TO HIPS YOU
YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE TO TELL YOU,
BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU PROVIDE GRADE
DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE GOING EVERYTHING.
WANT TO BET?
j & I'M YOUR BRO j &
j & IN THE KNOW j &
j & star SHOW j &
j & SO OUT YES GO j &
j & you BLOCKING MY GLOW j &
PLEASE, SAVE THE CONCERT FOR BATHROOM,
WITH WATER RUNNING FULL POWER.
CLEAR NOW, BUT THE FUTURE YEAR, WHEN WE'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I'M GOING TO BE AN URBAN...
CIVIL.
YOU WILL BE A CITY SLUG THE DAY I TURN TO BRITNEY SPEARS.
NICE TO MEET YOU, BRITNEY.
VIEW, COLIN GOT ME A AUDITION
TO BE SLUG'S NEW BASS PLAYER
AND IF I GET,
YOU GONNA BE SO GREEN WITH ENVY,
PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU...
GREEN WITH ENVY.
MAN, WOULD NOT IT BE NICE BECOME LIZZIE COOK?
SEE IT WOMEN. HE SPEAKS TO PARENTS,
WITHOUT INTERPRETER.
AND THEY ACTUALLY LISTEN.
YEAH, AND I GUESS WHEN THEY SIT IN THE CHAIR,
YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW,
IT ACTS LIKE...
WHOA.
CHAIRS.
HMM.
NOW THERE IS ONE HOPE.
MAYBE ONLY OUR PARENTS TEST THE TRAVEL TEAM TEAM TODAY'S MACHINES,
THEY'RE GOING SMALLLY SEND YOURSELF BACK TO THE STONE STONE.
THEN WE WILL GET GOOD-DESERVED BREAK.
IT WAS NOT THAT WE DIDN'T LOVE PARENTS. WE HAVE DOED IT.
IT'S JUST SOMETHING WE HAVE BEEN TRUE HARD TIME RELATING.
LOOK, THIS IS THE DAY THAT THEY ARE GONNA DO
THE FIRST OFFICIAL TRIALS THEIR TRAVEL TIME MACHINES.
AND THEIR FIRST TEST SUBJECTS,
2 TRUE GOLD FISH FUNKY-LOOKING.
Computer: SPECIMENS READY FOR TRAVEL TIME
BEGIN INITIAL DESCRIPTION OF COUNTDOWN...
2 MINUTES AND CALCULATING.
IGNITION ENTERED REQUIREMENTS?
AGREE.
SPEED / DENSITY RATIO FACTORS?
AGREE.
RAPID ACCELERATOR OVERRIDE ENGAGED?
DOUBLE AFFIRMATIVE.
[EINSTEIN BARKS]
[GRRR]
WHO GETS THE MONGREL BELOW HERE?
OH, NORTON, IT'S NOT EINSTEIN'S FAULT
THAT YOU'RE NEGLECTED TO CLOSE THE DOOR
ABOVE STAFF.
THAT THE DOG HAS SHAPES
TO BECOME WRONG PLACE ON A WRONG TIME.
OH, BE NICE EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY CATCH.
IT WAS JUST RAIN.
UP TO TOP! DRIVING! GO ON UPSTAIRS!
THAT THE DOG CAN BE THOSE THE ENTIRE EXPERIMENT.
"V" ACCIDENT...
SPEED.
"V" SQUARED.
"X" CLOSED
PLUS DELTA "X"
TIME 2T.
ADD "X" REQUIRED, "YC".
"D" OF "T"
"D" from "T".
PLUS "T" PRIME.
"K" FROM "T" PRIME.
FOR ACTUAL "T".
"T" PLUS "X" PRIME.
SPEED OF LIGHT.
[WHINES]
TIME 2T.
"D" OF "X" TIME "G" PRIME.
TO "X" PRIME "T" TIME.
TIME "T" PRIME.
Son: NOW, WE DON'T WANT TO GO INTO SCIENTIFIC DETAILS,
BECAUSE I CAN'T.
BUT MACHINES MISSING THAT PART,
VECTOR MODULATOR,
IS A BAD THING, THE VERY BAD THING.
I DO NOT LISTEN TO WHAT DO I SAY? SCRAM
Computer: 30 SECONDS.
25 SECONDS.
ALL RIGHT, WITH 2 FERMI FOUNDATION GRANTS, 1 SCHRODINGER FELLOWSHIP
AND HIGGIN AWARDS ON THE LINE, WHAT ARE WE READY?
READY TO MAKE HISTORY!
OR NOW IT OBSERVES.
THEN SAY, LET'S COMMENCE.
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8,
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5,
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1.
LONG FLOW MACHINES .
PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE.
SPECIAL IDENTIF
CARASSIUS AURATUS.
1 MEN, 1 WOMEN.
DANGEROUS WEIGHT, 26 GRAMS.
MOLECULAR PARTICIPATION LASER TRANSMITTING
TIME WARP MODEM.
OH...
UNKNOWN VARIABLES.
THE SYSTEM DOES NOT COMMUNICATE.
FATAL MISTAKES.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THEY STILL HERE.
THEY CAN BE APPLIED BACK ON SEPTEMBER 1863.
THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
I MEAN, WE GO OVER CALCULATIONS 57 TIMES.
58, NORTON, IF YOU COUNT REVIEW DATA IN MEANING ME.
[SIGHS]
IT CAN BE DONE GO GO WITHOUT A HANDLING.
[BEEPING]
WE HAVE TO GO.
GRADUATION?
WHAT IS GRADUATION?
[MUTTERS]
OH.
CARASSIUS AURATUS.
DE-AGED 2 MONTHS.
OK, MOM, WHO IS ONE MY FRIEND WHAT IS THIS?
OH, MARIE, I don't know
ANNIE.
NO, MOTHER. THIS IS SAMANTHA,
AND THIS ANNIE.
GOOD, ANNIE, SAMANTHA,
I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL WALK AROUND IN PACKS.
IS IT REALLY MATERIAL?
GOOD.
THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND,
AND THIS IS MY WORST ENEMY, CLOE.
COME ON, YOU GUYS GOT Ph.D.s MEMORIZING WHO WAS KNOWING WHAT.
MY FRIEND'S NAME MUST BE SNAP.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WELL.
I'M GOING TO TURN THAT REMEMBER NOISE YOU HAVE MUSIC?
SO I CAN CONCENTRATE.
NOW, THAT'S ONE WHAT IS ANNIE AGAIN?
SO, HOW TO COME YOU DO NOT HAVE
A picture COLUMN IN YOU SMALL STACK?
WHY MUST I?
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.
WHY DON'T YOU ONLY ADMIT IT?
MOTHER, MAKE HIM STOP.
ENOUGH.
BOTH YOU ONLY FAR TOO YOUNG
TO VERY INTENDED WITH SEX LIMITED.
MARIE, WHEN I AM YOUR AGE,
BOYS IS THE LIGHT THING FROM MY MIND.
OOH, BIG SURPRISE.
Eddie: WITH OTHERS,
FEEL FREE TO SPEAK ABOUT STOCK MARKETS.
WHY WILL WE DO IT?
SO YOU SOUND REDUCED SCIENCE, COLD.
COOL. HOW MUCH TIMES DO I TELL YOU I hate that word?
"EDDIE, I NEED YOU MUST TAKE THE TRASH." "COOL."
"GRANDMA'S COMING VISIT." "COOL."
"T-THE WORLD'S END GONNA IN SUNRISE." "COOL."
THERE ARE MANY MUCH MORE
DESCRIPTIVE PROPERTIES
IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
COOL.
AND IF THE STOCK MARKET DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU GUYS,
TRY THE LAKERS. HERE. I WRITE A NOTE.
"WOW, THAT SHAQ HAS DEFINITELY SOME IMPORTANT COUNTRIES."
OH, EDDIE.
EDDIE, WE DO NOT NEED THEM.
WE KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD.
OH YES? WHAT IS HIP-HOP?
WHO CAN 'WOW BOW?
NAME OF ONE FILM OR ONE TV SHOW
YOU HAVE SEEN IN THE LAST 5 YEARS.
OH, good, it's easy. WE WAS THAT, UH,
LIFE CYCLE FROM EARTH SPECIAL ABOUT PUBLIC TELEVISION ONLY THE LAST YEAR
NOW THAT, IT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
IT'S FANTASTIC.
I BUY MY CASE.
SON, WE'RE NOT . WILL PRODUCE YOU.
NOW, YOUR FATHER AND ME, WE ARE YOUTH YOUTH. WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
NO ONE KNOWS HOW DO I FEEL.
I do
Computer: DE-AGED SPECIMENS FOR 1 MINUTE.
SPECIALLY IN THE FINAL PHASE BEFORE POOF POINT
AND NONEXISTENCE
POOF POINT APPROACHES.
DANGER. POOF POINT REACHED.
DANGER.
NONEXISTENCE REACHED.
Man: AMANDA SUZANNE ANDERSON.
HAPPY.
EDISON NEWTON BALLARD.
HAPPY.
MARIE CURIE BALLARD.
HAPPY.
LIZZIE GAIL COOK. HAPPY.
OH, MOTHER, DAD, YOU REMEMBER...
ANNIE!
AND LAUREN.
NICE TO SEE YOU GIRLS.
DO YOU SEE ABOUT ADVENT OF SUMMER EQUINOX?
YOU MUST BE _ COMPLETELY HIDDEN
ABOUT ADVANCING YOUR EDUCATION at NEW PLACE.
OH, OH, there's COLIN. SEE YOU GUYS.
GOOD, GOOD-BYE, SON. HA HA HA.
HEY, LIZZIE!
GIRL, THOSE SHOES ALONG.
I KNOW! No?
[GASPS]
LOOK AT BEN GARLAND.
LET'S GO HIM TORMENT.
YES.
REMEMBER OUR TALK ABOUT BOYS
MOM?
OH, HEY. MY PARENTS ARE THERE ARE THERE IF YOU WANT TO SAY HI.
UM...
OH.
AYOLAH, LET'S MEET THEM.
GOOD, IF YOU ASK ME, NO ONE SINGLE
INCREDIBLE CONSISTENT PITCHERS IN NATIONAL LEAGUES
CLOSED, THERE IS NO FROM THOSE THEM HAVE MY HEART.
YEAH, AND IT'S SHAQ MAKE SURE SOME SOME STATUS OF EXPRESS LATELY.
I WAS SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE, BALLARD.
I THOUGHT YOU ONLY WHEN DO YOU THINK SET THE LAB ON FIRE.
NOW, CHICK, BE NICE.
WHAT? I am ONLY SAYING
CORRECT AND I TAKE BETS ON HOW SOON
YOU WILL ALSO WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Good, to get FEAR YOU, I WILL MORE THAN DELIGHTED
TO ANNOUNCY YOU ON OUR LATEST RESEARCH
IT WAS SEEING MACHINES TO SEND ORGANISM BACK TO IT TIME.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO WORK WITH THAT BROWNIE PAN.
MARIGOLD!
GOOD TO SEE YOU OH, that's good TO SEE YOU, KORON.
INTERESTING JACKET.
GOOD, AS YOUR GOVERNMENT.
WELL, ARE YOU THOUGHT?
OH, IT WAS AS I THOUGHT.
50% POLYTREACLE AND, UH,
REST is an artificial...
YES, AN ARTIFICIAL PETROLEUM BLEND
IT'S GOOD-LOOKING FOR, BUT IT'S VERY FLAMMABLE.
Boy: I'm not sure IF YOU GET SEE.
URBAN SLUGS MUST BE MUST, YOU KNOW...
FINE.
LOOK, JUST LISTEN TO I PLAY, okay?
IF I BLOW YOU AWAY, THEN YOU CAN TEACH ME...
FINE.
GOOD. You get one shot.
TOMORROW, 3:00, YOUR PLACE.
SAY ME, I'M GOING TO ENOUGH TYPE TO CONTROL ME YOUR GLASSES FOR A WOMAN?
NORTON, I'M NOT THINKING THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
THANK YOU.
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SIMPLE TRIALS. THIS BOX PRACTICAL DEMANDED IT.
DO YOU HAVE TO BE USED GLASS PRINCIPLE?
PLEASED TO MEET YOU, DR. BALLARD.
I'M LARRY ROOT.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
PHOTOELECTRIC EFFECTS...
WHAT'S HAPPENING? DO NOT ASK.
IF INSIDENTAL LIGHT REQUIRED DISCREET PARTICLES
ENERGY PHOTON REQUIRED...
FORGET YOU THAT--
THEN ENERGY EVERY FOTON
SO, IN THE ORDER FOR THOSE ELECTRONICS,
WATCH CAREFULLY.
API! OH DEAR! ASTAGA!
HELP HIM! He is lighting a fire!
OOH, IT'S ONE BIG DAY, No?
DOWN, DOG.
OH, YEAH, DAD, BEST.
ESPECIALLY PART WHEN YOU SET
WHAT IS IT?
IMPORTANT THINGS WHAT IS NEEDED
GETTING THEY KIDS EXCITED ABOUT SCIENCE.
HA HA. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, NORTY?
I THINK THEY ARE THERE Even more
PARAMEDICS AND FIRE STONE.
I NEEDED, right?
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
EDDIE, HONEY?
HONEST. WHAT ARE WE YOUR EMBARRASS TODAY?
YOU KNOW TO KNOW WHAT.
I MEAN, WE HAVE ALL TEACHERS WE NEED SCHOOL.
AT HOME, IT WILL BE NICE ONLY HAVE MOM AND DAD.
GOOD, THE TRUTH, NORTON, WHEN WE'RE WHAT IS THEIR AGE,
WE HAVE HAD HAVE SUDDEN MOOD SWINGS.
WE'RE NEVER VERY GOOD.
NORTON, LOOK!
WHERE FISH GO?
UM, MY GUESS IS THEY ARE GOOD IN 1863
LISTENING TO LINCOLN Give GETTYSBURG ADDRESS,
OR THEY ARE ONLY POPPED TO OZONE.
OUR BEST BET IS FOR REENTER THANK YOU REPAIR SEQUENCE
AND THROUGH THROUGH THE ENTIRE PROCEDURE.
Eddie: WHAT WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR TO THE LATER LOTER,
WHAT IS EINSTEIN ONLY SAYING THE VECTOR MODULATOR,
FISH NOT TRAVEL BACK IN TIME.
INSTEAD, THEY'RE YOUNG AND YOUNG
UNTIL THEY REACH THE POINT BEFORE THEY BORN -
POOF POINT.
READY?
YES.
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MOLECULAR PARTICIPATION LASER TRANSMITTING
CAUTION! TIME'S ARROW SYSTEMS ERROR.
BEAM SET
UNKNOWN VARIABLES.
OH...
MARIGOLD!
DANGER! DISPLACED VECTOR MODULATOR.
OH!
AHH!
SPECIMENS IDENTIFICATION.
HOMO SAPIEN SPECIMENS.
ONE MEN, ONE WOMAN
DANGEROUS WEIGHT,
177.27 KILOGRAM.
AGE 40.
ANALYSIS OF COMPLETE METABOLIS.
BEGIN TRAVEL TIME
OH!
WARNING!
SPECIMENS, DE-AGING MODE.
SUBJECTS DE-AGED TO 21.
SHUTDOWN SYSTEMS Marie: ARE YOU TWO WELL?
Eddie: NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
UH, IT WAS THE WORST DEVELOPMENT EXPLOSION.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
NO, MAN. WE ARE COOL.
HE JUST SAY, "COOL"?
TOTALLY COOL.
BUT I AM YOU KNOW?
FUNNY, DAD.
DAD? HA HA! WHY ARE YOU Calling me?
GOOD JOKE.
HOLD ON, I SEE What happened
THIS IS ONE MY MOTHER PRACTICAL JOKES.
NOW, HE PUT YOU KIDS TO THIS, NOT HIM? NO HE?
MOM, YOU KNOW GRANDMA'S
IN MAH-JONGG TOURNAMENT IN SACRAMENTO.
ARE YOU TWO GETTING HIT IN HEAD OR SOMETHING?
IT'S US! EDDIE AND -
OH, AH, WAIT, WAIT TO WAIT. DON'T TELL ME.
EDISON NEWTON BALLARD AND MARIE CURIE BALLARD.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD, YOU KNOW US.
HA! NO, I DO NOT KNOW YOU, BUT I KNOW
MY OWN MOTHER'S MOTHER HUMOR TASTE.
NOW, NORTON, HOW MUCH TIMES DO I TELL IT?
MOST LITTLE . NUMBER OF TIME,
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE CHILDREN UNTIL I HAVE MY DOCTOR DOCTOR.
NOW, THAT SIMPLE OLD WENT AHEAD AND HIRED These children
AND GIVE THEM COUPLE BUCKS
AND BUT THAT WE HAVE INSTALLED FOR OUR FUTURE CHILDREN.
IBUMU...
YOUR MOTHER IS ABOUT AS ILLOGIC
AS TRYING CLONE A SHEEP.
HA HA HA!
WHOA. WHOA!
WOW! THIS IS SLAMMIN '.
MARIGOLD! SEEN AS IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO BUILD TIME'S MACHINE DIRECTION.
NOT SOMEONE, DAD. YOU. YOU AND MOTHER.
NO, KUUR FLOW MACHINE SOMETHING MARIGOLD AND I
WRITING ON PAPER FOR OUR THEORITICAL PHYSICAL CLASS
THERE WAS NO WAY IT COULD CAN BUY THE SOMETHERS COME WITH MORE PORTABLE -
COMPUTER.
WOW!
WHAT IS THIS?
YOUR PC? YOU'RE ALREADY THEM FOR YEARS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT _ EXPLOSION
GAVE THOSE AMBROSIA
AMNESIA.
THAT'S THAT I SAY.
ALL RIGHT, FAST! WHO IS THE PRESIDENT FROM THE UNITED STATES?
WHAT, YOU DO NOT KNOW?
OH, this is ONLY PITS.
YOU SEE, NORTON, THAT'S REALLY WHY
I AM CONNECTING TO HAVE CHILDREN.
PLEASE, I NEED TO HEAR IT FROM YOU.
RON-MAN.
HERO OUR POLITICS, RONALD REAGAN.
BULK. THAT NANCY,
NAME OF SHE'S NIFTY, TOO, YOU KNOW.
HE'S HOT, BUT NOT AS THIS HEAT. WOW!
LOOK, YOU SAY YOU HAVE MARRIED FOR 6 MONTHS.
THAT IS TRUE, YOU HAVE MARRIED FOR 18 YEARS.
YOU THINK YOU'RE LIFE IN THE APARTMENT NEAR COLLECTION,
BUT YOU'RE LIVING HERE WITH US.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS COME THERE,
BUT MY LIFE, EVERYTHING YOU EVER TALKED ABOUT TRAVEL TIME.
NOW ONLY THINGS THAT THE TRIP IS YOUR BRAIN!
EDDIE, CALM DOWN YOU DO NOT HELP.
RESISTANT.
HERE WE ARE ABOUT HOLIDAYS...
IN PHYSICS CONVENTION MONTHLY.
YES GOD. NORTON, LOOK AT US.
I MEAN, WE ARE LOOKING ONLY...
TOTALLY OLD.
UNDERSTANDING, BUT HOW DO YOU THINK YOU SEE?
GOOD, I KNOW I DO NOT SEE LIKE--
WHA--
MMM, FOXY.
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FOXY.
[EXASPERATED GASP]
OH AYOLAH.
YOU REALLY DO NOT SEE IT, WHAT ARE YOU?
O-O-OK, LET'S JUST GO WITH THIS
YOU GUYS CLAIM THAT WE'RE INVENTED TIME MACHINES
AND US ON THE KEY MAKE WORK.
HA HA. WHEN DO WE KNOW TO BE 21 AGAIN, THEN, HUH?
AND MORE IMPORTANT, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DOING ABOUT SHOWING IT?
FORGET TO SHOW IT! I FEEL, UNH, UNH, LARGE AND FEES.
OH, NORTYKINS, YOU ARE VERY SLAMBOYANT.
AND SEE IN MY MARIGOLD. MMM, SIZZLIN '
ASTAGA, YOU ARE ONLY VERY HOT.
SHOPPING.
EWW! OK, LOOK, BAD VISION.
j & and we WILL LIVE FOREVER j &
j & until the 12th NEVER j &
j & OUR VOICES WILL RING FOREVER j &
j & AS ONE j &
OH, IT'S our SONG.
[EINSTEIN BARKS]
OH, A DOG! GETTING THAT MONGREL STAY AWAY FROM ME!
At least some things ARE NOT CHANGED.
NORTYKINS, LIGHTEN UP.
AS UNDERGRAD, A PUPPY ATE THE PAPER,
AND HE ONLY DOWN ON DOGS EVER SINCE.
So, that's WAY ALL BEGINS.
I DON'T HAVE A INTENTION PLAY WITH YOU.
GOOD, LET'S SAY THAT WE JUST BELIEVE ALL THESE
WELL, NOW WHAT?
You SCIENTISTS,
WE'RE EVER TYPE OF HOPING YOU WILL TELL US.
Eddie: VERY, WE HAVE OWN 21 YEAR OLD PEOPLE BACK TO LAB
TO TRY FOR OUT PICTURES HOW TO BECOME 40 AGAIN.
WOW! THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY.
AND YOU ARE REALLY SAYING THAT SILLY BILLY GATES, WHO ARE I TUTORED IN CALCULUS,
ARE THE RESPONSIBILITIES FOR ALL THESE?
YEAH, DAD. NOW GET MORE! FOCUS!
EDDIE AND I GONNA GO UP AND MAKE A DINNER.
YOU BECOME WORK.
YOU KNOW, MARIGOLD, I BET WHAT WE HAVE LOOKING FOR
IS TIED DIRECTLY To the last GOLD EXPERIMENTS.
BUT NORTON, FISH FISH NOT DE-AGE. THEY ARE ONLY DISAPPEARED.
WHAT IS IT TRIPS ME OUT WHAT IF THEY STARTED WITH DE-AGING AND LATER...
OH...
POOF!
OH.
IT WAS SO WEIRD SEEING THEM IN 21.
NORTYKINS AND MARI-MUFFIN.
I KNOW.
THEY... SLAMMIN '.
I MEAN, WHAT IF IF THEY STAYED LIKE THIS?
MAKING AND SETTING HITS FROM SEVEN.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE _ TRUE PEOPLE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET OF LIVING LIVING NORMAL.
I KNOW.
CHILDREN!
WE HAVE TO TALK.
WE DON'T WANT TO YOU ARE LONG,
BECAUSE EVERYTHING, FINALLY,
WILL BE A COOL.
BUT WE'RE DOING SEEM TO CAUSE A BIT OF, UH...
SITUATION.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD SOUND.
GOOD NEWS WHAT IS NORTYKINS AND I AM SURE IT'S WE DISCOVERED WHAT'S HAPPENING
FOR THOSE GOLD FISH.
AND BAD NEWS?
THEY DO NOT GO TIME TRAVELING, THEY LOVE POOF.
WHAT? WHAT?
THEY... POOFED.
GOOD, IN THE TERMS OF SERVICE,
THEY ARE RECOMMENDED THEY ARE RIGHT RIGHT FROM EVENTS That's LAYMAN'S TERMS?
WAIT TO WAIT. SO YOU SAY THAT FISH
GOT YOUNG AND YOUNG TO FINALLY THEY...
LENYAP?
EXACTLY. RIGHT ON!
WHAT HAPPENED TO GOLDFISH GONNA HAPPENED TO YOU?
ARE YOU TWO POOF AND DISAPPEAR, TOO?
MARIE, CHILL OUT.
NORTYKINS AND ME, WE WILL CAREFULLY CAREFULLY
DOWNSTAIRS DATA TO DETERMINE
WHERE EXPERIMENTS ARE WRONG WENT--
AND FIX IT.
DO WE HAVE Every COLLEAGUES,
WHO WHO IS I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
NO. I MEAN, THIS IS ALL PARTS FROM SOME OF THE TOP-SECRETS, SCHRO-SOMETHING OR OTHER GRANTS.
WHY IS WHY COLLEGE MOVED YOUR LAB TO HOME.
ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT ARE YOU HAVE AN IDEA HOW LONG UNTIL YOU POOF?
ACTUALLY, WE DO, TO EXCEPT BOTH.
WE CALCULATE TIME IT INSTALLS FOR GOLDFISH TO REMOVE,
FACTORED IN PT THEIR LIFE VERSUS US
LATER, IN THE WORST CASE SCENARIO,
WE WILL REACH POOF POINT AT 6:01 AM TOMORROW.
YES. CHILDREN, THIS IS AFTER THE MIDDLE!
DON'T YOU WANNA GO UPSTAIRS AND CRASH?
NO OPPORTUNITIES.
HOURS ZERO HITS, YOU GUYS HISTORY.
WE STAYED HERE
TO ENSURE THERE WAS NOTHING HAPPENED FOR YOU GUYS.
NORTON, WE ARE WILL DESTROY YOUTH TEENAGES
THAT ACTUALLY WANTS TO SEE THEIR PARENTS LIVE.
OH!
O-O-OH! I GOT IT.
I was pictured IT OUT, NORTON!
I know what WE HAVE TO DO!
NORTON, I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO SAVE OURSELVES!
WHAT IS IT, MARIGOLD? WHAT IS WRONG? HOW DO WE BECOME IT?
GOOD, GOOD, IT'S REALLY EXCELLENT SIMPLE, ACTUALLY.
AS YOU SEE, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS...
AND ONLY ONLY I THOUGHT EVERYTHING GONNA BECOME COOL...
EVERYTHING WE EVER EVER NEEDED
WHAT IS IT?
[HICCUPS]
MARIGOLD, WHAT HAPPENED?
ME...
MOTHER AND DAD DE-AGED AGAIN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP!
SOLUTIONS, WE -
WHOA-OH-OH! IT'S TOO BIZARRE!
ARE YOU TWO WELL?
I am SUPERFINE.
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Computers: SUBJECTS DE-AGED Up to 14 years
ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.
GOOD, THAT MAKES OUR TWO
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU, NORTON BALLARD,
AND THEN HOW YOU HOPE IN SCIENCE FAIR,
I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN.
Eddie: LIKE YOU ARE NOW LOOKING FOR A BAD DREAM WE FOUND OURSELVES IN.
AND AS THAT TURNED, IT WAS NOT THERE
COMPARED TO WHAT'S HAPPENING FURTHER.
PARENTS LIMITED TO HORMONAL THEORIES SAME AS US!
AND WE HAVE CONNECTED TO THEM!
I KNOW DOES NOT NOT SIGNAL,
I KNOW IT INSANE SOUNDS, BUT IT IS TRUTH
WHAT CAN I TO GET YOU TO BELIEVE ME SEE THIS ZIT? ONLY ONLY STARTING.
BUT TRUST ME, IT WILL BE ALL OVER MY FACE,
MAYBE IN TIME FOR DAY PICTURES.
[PLAYS ACID ROCK]
NORTON?
YOU PLAY GUITAR? SINCE WHEN?
SINCE FOREVER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, MARIGOLD? COME ON OUT.
OH...
WHAT ARE YOU THOUGHT?
UM, HA...
YOU CAN ONLY...
I don't know GOOD, NOT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS To you, right?
NO.
UHH!
NO, I MEAN, YES. THAT'S JUST
YOU ARE JUST TYPE...
UH, YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FINE.
YEAH, GOOD, HOW CAN I APPRECIATE YOU TO RELATE?
I MEAN, YOU - YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
EVERYONE SAYS I AM LOOKING LIKE YOU.
OH YES. I HOPE.
I MEAN, I'M A GEEK SCIENCE, LET...
WHO IS LIKE THE LIKE GEEK SCIENCE.
BUT I DON'T THINK THAT A GUY WOULD WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE WHO IS THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY IS NORTON FEELS SO ACKNOWLED BY ME.
BUT I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING.
I'M NOT GONNA YOURSELF DUMB FOR HIM.
NO. IN THE NAME FROM ALL SISTERS IN MOVEMENT,
I WILL NEVER, EVER DO THAT,
NOT FOR NORTON BALLARDS OR OTHER DUMB GUY.
YOU KNOW WHAT WIGS ME OUT IN MY MIND
SO BAD I CAN BUT BREATHE
IS A FACT THAT MARIGOLD WILMOTH
HAVE NERVE TO THINK HE AS SMART AS ME.
THAT'S WHY HE DOES NOT TALK TO ME I GIVE ME CAN I CAN KICK HER KEISTER
ANYTIME IN KNOWLEDGE SCIENCE,
AND NOW HE ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE.
NORTON, YOU ARE NOT 14. You are 40.
You are 14 in 1974. IT IS ALL NEW MILLENNIUMS IF YOU DO NOT START TRUST ME,
YOU GONNA POOF OUT OF EVENT,
I WILL NOT HAVE PARENTS, AND AND...
You won't have LIFE, AND...
I'M SORRY TO BECOME ALL OF THIS DUMPING TO YOU,
BUT IF YOU DON'T GONNA BECOME A GROWNUP, WHO IS?
I don't know WHAT TO DO!
OK, WHOA.
YOU ARE ONLY LITTLE TOO INTENSE,
THIS IS ALL TOO WEIGHT,
AND I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD ONLY ABOUT EXPLODE
OH, BELIEVE ME, MOTHER, I CAN RELATE.
OH, DON'T CALL ME MOM.
Norton: THIS IS SO RADICAL.
THERE IS A CHANNEL ON YOUR TV
DO YOU EVER SEE IT?
YEAH, NORTON. WELCOME TO THE WORLD.
I really DIG IT.
[DOORBELL OPTIONS]
SUARA BAIK, MY MAN, VERY GOOD SUARA.
DECLARING YOURSELF SO YOU CAN LEARN FROM THE PLAYBACK
MONDO SMART, DUDE.
READY FOR AUDISI?
TODAY? DUH.
THAT IS TODAY?
UH... UH...
COLIN, I CANNOT. WELL? I CAN NOT.
THOSE ARE NOT GONNA WAITS FOR YOU
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? TODAY.
3:00.
AND YOU'RE BETTER AMAZING
Norton: ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE MY PSAT
DOES NOT MEAN I am a PROFESSOR COLLEGE.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ZIP ABOUT EVERY STUFF.
[LAUGHS] CLEAR.
I UNDERSTAND MORE THAN YOU DO, NORTON.
HAH. YOU WISH.
I KNOW. NOW, I CAN MAKE
WHAT ARE THE SOME OF THEM ABOUT,
AND I'M REALLY GETTING THE CONCEPT OF TIME'S ARROW.
DUH! WHO WOULD NOT?
US. WE.
THAT'S THE BEST WE ALSO STOP
YOU CAN TWO WORK WITH THIS.
YEAH, GOOD, THIS IS ABOUT .
NORTON THINKING HE WAS GOOD
TO EVER NEED PARTNERS.
OH, I'M NOT ONE WAS MADE
GRADE 9 CHEMICAL CLASS WHOLESALE
BECAUSE HE WAS DONE BOMB COMPLETELY
BECAUSE HE WILL NOT ASK FOR HELP.
WELL, MY WITNESS.
WE CAN ONLY SPEAK ABOUT TIME
You melted FATHER. SCHILLER'S BELT
'YOUR CAUSE WILL NOT LET ME SHOW
HOW TO USE NEW BUNSEN BURNERS?
GUYS, CAN WE ONLY CONTACT TRUCE HERE?
WHY DON'T YOU HER QUESTION?
HE'S ONE WHO STARTED IT.
I AM NOT!
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
DO YOU HAVE BATHROOM HERE?
IT WAS SEND BACK.
JOIN ME. WELL? PLEASE? RIGHT NOW.
Norton: THERE ARE THEY GO.
YOU NEVER NOTICE HOW THEY GO TO BATHROOMS INSTALL?
IT'S LIKE A GIRL'S.
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
I DON'T GET IT.
I MEAN, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN, WHY IS HE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE THIS?
MY PLACE, IT GETS ALL THE HOT, AND MY STORY GO ALL GOOEY.
BECAUSE YOU ARE TWO HOW TO LOVE.
TCH. HOW TO TRY HATE.
NORTON, HE JUST FEELS SO ALLOWED BY ME,
AND HIS MOTHER, OH, HIS MOTHER,
HE'S REALLY CANNOT STAND ME.
YEAH, GOOD, IT NOT REALLY CHANGED,
BUT YOU CAN BE USED FOR IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK.
I CANNOT GET SERIOUS ABOUT BOY NOW.
I MEAN, I HAVE TO MY LIFE ALL TO THE FUTURE OF ME.
YES.
LIVING WITH NORTON.
OH! UH-UH.
NO NO. UH-UH, UH-UH.
ONLY ONLY TOO THINKING THINKING THAT NORTON BALLARD
IS THE GUY I'M FINALLY WITH.
GOOD, YOU'RE BETTER GET OVER IT, BECAUSE HE.
THIS IS JUST SO UNFAIR.
IT WAS JUST SO UNFAIR.
WHAT?
ONLY ONLY...
BEING OUR AGE
AND WANT, YOU KNOW,
BE COOL AND IN CONTROL,
WHEN ALL TIME, WHAT ARE YOU TRUE FEELING IS...
ONLY LOST, LIKE, ALWAYS TIME.
WHOA.
WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME LIKE THAT?
OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE BOOGER OR SOMETHING?
IT'S ONLY... I STARTED AWAY.
I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE IDEA YOU FELT THIS STUFF.
AND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU SHARE WITH ME.
GOOD, WHY NOT?
I THINK YOU ARE BIG.
AND THE TRUTH, I feel...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN SPEAK TO YOU FOR HOURS.
WILL BE OK IF I GIVE YOUR HUG?
YEAH, 'CAUSE I NEVER
USE ONE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
I AM ALSO. WELL.
I understand you SO COOL, MARIE.
[SNIFFS] I THINK YOU'RE COOLER.
[LAUGHS]
EDDIE?
NORTON?
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]
EDDIE!
DAD?
NORTON...
SINCE WHEN YOU PLAY GUITAR?
HE'S ALWAYS PLAY GUITAR.
CHECK HIM OUT, MARIE. He is PHAT.
I AM NOT FAT. I'M BIG-BONED.
YOU CAN CLOSE TEACH ME A THING OR TWO.
EXCELENTE. I REALLY WANT.
LOOK, I BUY THIS AUDITION . A LIFETIME
TO TRY OUT TO TIGHT THIS BAND CALLED URBAN SLUGS,
AND NORTON HELPS ME GET READY FOR IT.
HEY, WHAT IS THE DEAL?
HOW DO YOU COME TO YOUR SKATEBOARD HAVE HANDLING?
ALREADY YOU FORGET OUR SMALL ABOUT PROBLEM HERE?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
LOOK, HERE WHAT I THINK.
SINCE MOM AND DAD ALWAYS WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING,
MAYBE IT WILL BE TO MAKE MORE SENSE
FOR YOU TO GO DOWN IN LAB AND WORK WITH MOM,
AND I STAY HERE AND KEEP EYES ON DAD.
OR IN OTHER WORDS, DUMP THE TOUGH STUFF ON MY SELF
SO YOU CAN HIDE OUT WITH JIMI HENDRIX THERE.
COME ON, MARIE. THE GUYS ARE GONNA HERE at 3:00.
YEAH, AND AT 6:00, THERE ARE GOOD OPPORTUNITIES WE CAN BE ORPHANS.
Eddie: NORTON?
Marie: MARIGOLD?
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
OH NO.
THEY'RE NOT HERE. WHERE CAN THEY?
I don't know THEY ARE NOT DOWN IN THE LAB.
I DON'T GET IT. WHERE CAN THEY MAY HAVE BEEN DONE?
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
WHERE WILL THEY GO?
UM, EXCUSE ME, . COOKING.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE PARENTS -
OH, MARIE, DEAR. IT IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE.
I AM ONLY ABOUT TO CALL OVER TO YOUR HOME.
IT'S BIG, MS. COOKING, BUT I REALLY NEED TO--
Obviously we NOT ONLY ONLY IN THE ENVIRONMENT
LOSING PATIENCE WITH YOUR PEOPLE.
COME, I WANT TO TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
UM, MRS. COOKING, REALLY NOW TRUE NOT A GOOD TIME.
WILL YOU BE GOOD I SPEAK THEM DIRECTLY?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE ARE THEY?
Not you YOU KNOW, I'M NOT WANTING SOUND LIKE
ZONE TWILIGHT HERE OR ANYTHING,
BUT YOU STARTED TO FEEL LIKE WE LANDED
ON A REALLY PLANET IS DIFFERENT?
WHERE IS MY HOME?
WHERE IS MY FORM?
WHERE IS MR FRIZZLE'S GRAM?
FATHER. FROZEN?
MY LAB MOUSE ANYONE THAT IS TO TAKE AWAY
EVERYTHING I LOVE
AND PUT A STUPID PARK IN THE PLACE?
YOU KNOW, NORTON, I'M STARTING FEELING
LIKE EDDIE AND MARIE SAY OUR TRUTH.
NO WAY, MARIGOLD. THAT'S TOO EASY
YEAH, WE ARE REALLY, BUT YOU HAVE BETTER EXPLANATION, SHERLOCK?
I MEAN, COME ON. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOING NOW?
OUR OPTIONS ARE ONLY TRUE BACK TO LAB
AND SEE WHAT WE CAN EXIT THE PICTURE.
WHOA!
I'M NOT BELIEVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,
I AM ACTUALLY AGREES WITH YOU.
SO, WHAT'S THE WAY ARE THEY LIVING IN?
OH, NORTON, COME ON. Don't you know
NO.
GOOD, LET'S JUST BACK THE WAY WE COME FROM.
GOOD? AYOLAH. LET'S GO.
YOU ARE. Boys don't ask questions.
YOU MUST HAVE ONLY INSTITUTION OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, NORTON!
Norton: HOW WE GO?
I don't know NORTON! UNH!
NORTON!
HEY, THERE ARE YOU
WHERE MARIGOLD?
I don't know WE HAVE ANOTHER DUMB.
WE MUST ALL LOSE TRY TO GET YOUR PAD,
AND HE SHOULD HAPPEN, TELL ME I JOIN IT WHEN I DO NOT.
GOOD BIKE! WHOA.
I MEAN, HE IS VERY SENSITIVE.
HOW A GUY SUPPOSED TO HAVE RELATIONSHIP
WHEN EVERYTHING TURNS TO THE GREAT FEDERAL CASE?
DON'T ASK ME.
UNH!
[GASPS]
WHOA! WHERE ARE YOU LEARNING TO DO IT?
I'M ALWAYS ENDING THIS.
CHECK THIS. WATCHING THIS.
I WANT TO MOLD TO GET THERE TO SEE THIS.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
UNH! Not you
WHAT IS WRONG?
UH... I THINK That's the FIRST TIME
YOU NEVER ASKED ME ABOUT MY SOCIAL LIFE.
GOOD, IF I AM YOUR FATHER, LIKE YOUR CLAIM,
ARE WE NOT SPEAKING?
GOOD...
NOT ALSO.
I MEAN, ALWAYS ALWAYS SORT OF TOO BUSY OR SUSPENDED.
SOUNDS LIKE MY FATHER.
IT'S A BUMMER, MAN.
IT WAS NOT TYPE FATHER I WANT TO BE.
HEY, DON'T DEAT YOURSELF.
I MEAN, YOUR WORK IS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR YOU.
WORKING, SCHMIRK.
CHECK THIS.
UP, UP, AND AWAY.
OH YES! WHOO! HA HA!
[LOVE SONG PLAYS]
OH, HOW CAN YOU WHAT IS IT, GIRL?
IT'S LIKE - LIKE, COMPLETE OF MY HEART
AND TO YOUR MOUTH.
DANG, YOU ARE GOOD.
IT. BALLARD...
[SLURPS SHAKE]
YES, TRUE. LIKE THAT EVER GONNA HAPPENED.
WHAT ARE YOU OK?
LOOK, THERE IS NO OFFER, okay? BUT I KNOW YOU?
I AM CLOE I GO SCHOOL WITH EARLY.
LISTENING, I DO NOT MEAN FOR SOUND NOSY OR ANYTHING,
BUT YOU SEEM REALLY SAD.
GOOD...
CLOE, TRUE? WELL.
I HAVE THIS FRIEND, RIGHT?
AND HE - HE'S ABOUT OUR RELIGION.
AND IF--
WHAT IS HIS Name START WITH "M"?
WHOA! I MEAN, IT IS, LIKE, VERY TRUE.
WOW! YOU ARE NICE.
WHAT CAN I TELL? IT'S A GIFT.
SO, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING?
NOTHING LIKE EMOTIONAL AGREEMENTS
TO MAKE YOU FEEL 1,000% better
[SLURPS]
CAN YOU BUY YOU OTHER DRINKS?
YOU KNOW, YOUR EYES, LIKE, REALLY WITHDRAWS YOU SWEATER?
IT'S, LIKE, SO COOL.
WE ARE LOSSING THIS IN EXPLOSION YESTERDAY.
SHOPPING. SEE THIS, MARIE.
THIS IS FROM ONE OF THE EXPERIMENTS THEN AFTER.
AND LONGMANS LOST A PAIR
FROM MEN GNOME LAWN.
THE ROBERGS ' CRYSTAL CHANDELIER IS IN RIVER,
FRANZENS CLAIM THAT their dog
ALREADY LOST ALL BLADDER CONTROLS.
WRONG, WE REALIZED IT WAS NOT YOUR WRONG
THAT PARENTS WHAT, UH...
SIMPLE ECCENTRIC?
GOOD, I WILL SAY FREAKS, BUT IT'S OK.
EVEN THOUGH, CORKY HAS STARTED A PETITION,
AND MORE THAN FULL NEIGHBORS HAVE ALREADY SIGNED.
A PETITION FOR WHAT?
EXCEPT THOSE CEASE AND DESIST OPERATION LAB LISAN SCIENTIFIC
IN RESIDENTIAL ENVIRONMENT,
WE WILL BRING OUT COUNTY INSPECTORS...
AND A MOTION FILE TO HAVE YOUR FAMILY THAT EVER.
WHAT? BUT YOU CANNOT.
I MEAN, NOT NOW. DEFINITELY, OH, NOT NOW.
YOU SEE, THEY...
LOOK, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOU MUST DO,
YOU CANNOT NOT DAY TODAY.
TRUST ME. PLEASE.
IT'S ONLY BIZARRE, BECAUSE MARIE IS NOT SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT HAVING SOME BIG CRUSES.
I'M BET IT'S COLIN. HE THERE WAS A TIME WITH EDDIE.
HE'S REALLY CUTE.
[SCREECHING BRAKES]
UH, CLOE, I THINK YOU'RE ONLY RAN OVER ABOUT HALF A TOWN.
Machine: OH, YOU ARE TOAST.
OOPS. MY WRONG.
SO, THIS OTHER THING.
IT. B. TOLD ME THAT URBAN TRAVEL
PLAY OVER IN THEIR HOME.
VERY?
YEAH, IT WAS ALREADY LIKE HE STOPED IT'S GONNA TURN TO SOME HUGE PARTY GRADUATION.
THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO START BINDING CHILDREN.
GOOD. WE WILL GO THE GUYS AT THE COUNTER.
AND I STARTED DO MY MY THINGS.
SO, WITH LESS THAN 6 HOURS LEFT UNTIL POOF POINT,
DAD AND I'M ANYTHING ANYONE FACING OBLIVION WOULD DO.
WE'RE JAMMED
[ZZZ]
UM, GET ME ONCE AGAIN TO BECOME STORY VOICE HERE,
BUT... WHERE MARIGOLD?
PERMISSION. WHAT -
[LOUD SMOOCH]
OOH.
HOW ARE YOU LIKE THAT, NORTON BALLARD?
OH, UM... UH...
MOM, WHAT IS IT WITH IT?
TIME YOU'RE STARTING ACTING LIKE A MODERN WOMEN,
SOMETHING TO YOUR FRIEND CLOE
Marie: CLOE?
CLOE WEBER IS MEANING,
THE MOST GOSSIPY GIRL IN OUR WHOLE CLASS.
GOOD, NOT THINKING THINKING IT WAS THE TYPE OF WEIRD
THAT OUR MOTHER IS ACTIVE LIKE ANYTHING 14?
GOOD, CLOE VERY CLEAR THAT TODAY,
IF A GIRL REALLY WANTS SOMETHING,
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SIT AROUND AND WAIT
FOR THOUGHTS TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. SO...
Eddie: WHAT'S FUCK...
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, NORTY?
ABOUT WHAT?
NORTON BALLARD...
DO YOU GO GO STEADY WITH ME?
Eddie: COME ON. WE NEED TO GET BACK TO LAB.
NORTON, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
NORTON, YOU WALK.
Norton: GOOD, YOU ARE NOT KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE.
YOU'RE NOT _ HAVE A PACAR.
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW IT WAS.
NOTHING KNOWS HOW I FEEL!
GEE, DOESN'T HAVE THAT ONE SINCE...
YESTERDAY, ANYTIME.
CLOCK COUNTDOWN DOES NOT THINK
ABOUT THIS ANY. TICKING.
LOOK, I'M SORRY IF YOU ARE GONNA MUST CLOSE YOUR SMALL ANXIETY ATTACK ON HOLD,
BUT IT'S GETTING REALLY DEVELOPED HERE.
THIS CAN BE DONE THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE,
AND ALL I FEEL IS PRESSURE
AND I CANNOT HANDLE IT!
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY - FLASH NEWS: BECOME 14 NEVER EASY.
ASK MY FRIENDS.
BUT YOU MUST COME AND DEAL WITH IT.
GOOD. I WILL COME.
THANK YOU.
I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.
ONLY ONLY SOME DUMB GIRLS.
DUMB GIRL CANNOT SAY YOU WHAT TO DO.
DUMB GIRL. GIRL, GIRL.
NO! NO, NO! I can't I can't
WHAT IF I CANNOT PICTURE OF THE FORMULA?
I AM ONLY PROGRAMMED FOR SUCCESS.
FEAR OF FAILED FLIPS ME OUT! I can't NO!
MAN, YOU MUST STOP STEALING MY LINES.
WHOA!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
[COUGHS] HOW IS THIS GET DOWN HERE?
DID NORTON FINISHED THIS WITHOUT ME?
I don't know YOU KNOW, IT'S HERE FOREVER.
YOU KNOW, I THINK ONLY A FEW OLD YOUR PROJECT
IT'S AN ENERGY BALL.
WE'RE WORKING IT FOR THE FUTURE YEAR SCIENCE FAIR.
NOT THIS WILD?
What is done?
GOOD, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
WE SEND MUCH LOT OF TIME ARGUING,
WE NEVER SEEM TO GET IT DONE.
Where is Porton?
IN GREENHOUSE, HAVE GODZILLA-SIZED
NERVOUS DISORDERS.
THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME, RIGHT?
I KNOW THAT. I KNOW IT.
I KNOW I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN VERY AGRESSIVE.
EDDIE, please let him know HE'S BECOME RIDIK.
GOOD... HE COMES
THAT EVERY TIME He describes it LOOKING FOR IT,
He feels so Vomiting.
I AM REALIZING THAT THE ONLY TO GET BACK ON TRACK
WILL DO IT WHAT IS MOTHER AND DAD DO IT TO ME AND MY SUSTER
WHEN WE GO IN IT.
I SAT THEM DOWN AND TELL YOU THAT THERE IS NO ONE WAS GONNA LEAVING ROOMS
UNTIL THEY HAVE _ COMPROMI.
AND, MANY TO MY HONESTY...
IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
I GET IT!
NO, I AM THAT WAS!
SEQUENCE FIX PLUS DELTA "X"
ADD TO "X" squared.
THEORY OF SAME AS FUEL ROCKET FUEL
WE MADE IN SEVENTH GRADE
OH! DO YOU REALLY SURE THAT YOU HAVE ?
THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY.
ARE YOU SURE itll WORK?
GOOD, WE DID SEND HAMSTER
Soaring MINIMARKET OVER USE THIS EQUATION
THAT CAN NOT NO DIFFERENT.
IT'S ALL SET. JUST PUSH "ENTER."
Computer: CODE TRANSMISSION OCCUR.
PRESS ENTER. "
WAIT! WA-WAIT.
ARE YOU GUYS MAKE SURE ABOUT THIS?
EDDIE, NOTHING IN SCIENCE.
THAT WHAT MAKES IT INTERESTING.
Computer: SPECIMEN READY FOR RETRIEVAL TIME
GOOD.
Computers: 10, 9, 8,
7, 6, 5,
4, 3, 2, 1...
TIME'S ARROW MACHINES ENGAGE.
PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE.
PASSAGE THROUGH TIME.
Computer: ANNULLED RESIDENT LOCATION.
OH, NO, EDDIE. YOU MEET THEM.
ME? ALL I DID WAS PUSH "ENTER."
WHAT ARE WE GONNA NOW?
GOOD. OK, MAYBE IF WE HAVE ALL THEIR NUMBER AGAIN,
MAYBE THEY'LL COME BACK OR SOMETHING.
WHAT ARE YOU ONING? IF THEY CANNOT MAKE IT,
GOOD, WE WILL NOT.
OK, WHEN I MAKE ERRORS ON MY GOD,
I'M JUST PUSH "UNDO."
EDDIE, THIS IS NOT RELATED.
THIS IS THE COMPLETE SCIENTIFIC--
Computer: RESIDENT LOCATION. DISCUS SHUTTING DOWN
MOM! DAD!
SEQUENCE FIX PLUS DELTA "X"
ADD TO "X" squared.
THE SAME THEORY AS FUEL FUEL ROCKET
WE MADE IN SEVENTH GRADE
ARE YOU GUYS OK?
GOOD, WE DID SEND HAMSTER
SOARING OVER MINIMARKET
USING THIS EQUATION
MUST NOT IT'S DIFFERENT.
IT'S ALL SET. JUST PUSH "ENTER."
WHOA, wait!
WE ONLY HAVE THIS, AND IT DOESN'T WORK.
[DOORBELL OPTIONS]
OH NO. IT'S 3:00. MY AUDITION!
WHAT ?! EDDIE, YOU CANNOT HAVE AUD AUD NOW!
I KNOW BUT--
Forget that, EDDIE. BRING THEM.
All: WHOO!
Boy: THIS PARTY TIME.
REVERSE. DOWN. WELL?
JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE TO TALK TO IT DUDE, WHAT WITH THE DOOR-SLAM DRAMA?
GETTING ANYTHING TO DRINK?
HEY, YOU HAVE ME HAVE AN AUDIT, NO RAVE!
WHAT ARE EVERYONE DOING THERE?
WE'RE NOT THOSE.
WHO DOES IT?
HOW CAN I KNOW?
BUT IT'S LIKE LIKE IT'S GONNA BE ROCKIN PARTY, MAN.
PURDY TWINS MUST HAVE COUPLE CASE OF ROOT BOX.
PLEASE.
AMBER'S HAULING at BAG HUMONGOUS From POPCORN
WOW! AS THRILLING AS THAT SOUNDS, COLIN,
WE DO NOT HAVE PARTY HERE!
WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE?
IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE ARE MILLION CHILDREN OUTSIDE.
OH, THERE ARE NO LOSSES. I JUST COUNTED 132.
HEY, MARIE, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PRETTY PRETTY TODAY
EDDIE, WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE?
YOU KNOW ME, AND THEN WE'RE BACK TO KNOW.
JOEY: WHERE MUST WE SETTING UP ALL EQUIPMENTS?
UH, BACKYARD. YOU CAN USE PATIO FOR OUR STAGE
UH, NO. NOT.
NOT STAGE, WITHOUT BAND,
NO EQUIPMENT, NO 132 CRASHERS,
NOT A PARTY.
LOOK, TELL HIM. I JUST LIVE HERE.
YOU MAY HAVE TO THINK ABOUT GETTING WARMUP SEDIKIT, DUDE.
AND I WILL SAVE SPOT FOR YOU RIGHT IN FRONT.
Children, singing: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
I WILL HAVE MY THOUGHTS, OR HE ONLY FLIRTING WITH YOU?
BOTH.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
IF IT'S ONLY THE BAD TIME MACHINES WORK,
I'M GOING TO SEND MYSELF BACK TO THE LAST WEEK.
YOU KNOW--
[EXPLOSION]
[EVERYONE SCREAM]
WOW. WHAT A RUSH
[BOTH FEET]
GOOD, WE FIGURED OUT PROBLEMS.
IT'S DEFINITELY MUST DO WITH THE MACHINE.
[NORTON COUGHS] YOU ARE NOT ANYTHING?
Marigold: YEAH, I'M GOOD.
j & I DO NOT REMEMBER YOU IN THE WEEK LAST CLASS j &
j & and you are one THAT MUST FEEL THIS WAY j &
I THINK WE HAVE TO WATCH THAT'S IN THE PICTURE PICTURE
FOR WHAT IS ACTUALLY MADE TO THE MACHINE
AND SEE IF THEY MATCH UP.
COOL. GO FOR IT.
BIG.
NORTON...
NORTON! CAUTION, PLEASE!
HALO?
WHAT IS ANYONE HERE?
UM, THIS, LIKE, A TRUE TRUE IDEAS,
COME HERE RIGHT NOW, SO...
LET'S JUST BACK TO THE PARTY. WELL?
I DON'T HAVE THIS PARTY WILL BE TODAY. THAT'S DISASTER.
WHY NOT? CLOE GAVE US SKOOP EXCITING.
Don't you cry?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU AND COLIN. CLOE TELLS THAT HE LOVES YOU,
AND YOU LIKE HIM. IT'S SO COOL.
WHERE DID HE GET THAT IDEA?
FROM YOUR MOTHER I KNOW THAT. I KNOW IT.
YOU DO NOT LIKE HIM?
VERY BAD. HE ACTED ALL PUMPED WHEN HE FOUND.
him?
GOOD. NOT. I CANNOT CONNECT WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
WE ARE LESS DOWN FROM 3 HOURS TO POOF POINT.
What is that?
SO, UH, IN THIS ONE, WE WANT YOU FOR SORT OF PLAY ALONG,
GET YOURSELF TO IT,
AND THEN WE WILL TURN OFF YOU UP FOR A SOLO BASS,
AND, UH, WE WILL GIVE YOU OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW US WHAT YOU CAN GOT.
SOUND COOL?
I AM KIRA.
GOOD, READY, GUYS?
Colin: YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK?
GOOD. LETS DO IT.
[PLAYING ROCK TUNE]
[CHEER'S CHILDREN]
j & wOKE UP with THAT EMPTY FEELS j &
j & at MY HEAD j &
THIS IS DEFINITELY AND UTTER DEFIANCE.
I AM WARNING MARIE ABOUT PARENTS,
AND WHAT DOES IT DO? HE IS THROUGH THE GREAT PARTY.
THEY BALLARDS ARE ALL ALIKE -
NOT ONE IOTA RESPECT FOR OTHERS.
WE SHOULD GO THERE?
I THINK WE HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE.
I CAN ALL SAY IS I SO PLEASED THAT OUR LIZZIE IS NOT A KIND OF CHILDREN
WHO WILL EVEN WANT TO BE PART
BLATANT SUCH HOOLIGANISME!
OOH!
[TRAVEL TRAVEL URBAN]
Marie: Porton, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU HAVE CONCENTRATION.
WHAT IS THE USE? IT WAS NOT LIKE US GETTING EVERYWHERE.
I WANT TO BE WITH OTHER CHILDREN. I WANT THE PARTY!
WHOO! HA HA!
NO, LOOK, FIRST OF ALL,
THERE IS NO REQUIRED TO BE A LIMITED PARTY.
GOOD, WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE IT'S MY FAULT?
BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE FOUNDED CLOES FOR IT ORGANIZATIONS.
OH NO, I'M NOT.
IS IT REALLY MATERIAL? SEE, THEY'RE HERE,
THEY DON'T WANT TO TO LEAVE, AND...
WE'RE RUNNING TIME.
THAT ALL THE REASONS WE HAVE TO EXPERIENCE!
OH, so are you GONNA GIVES UP?
AS WE HAVE OPTIONS.
YOU DO IT. YOU MUST!
RESISTANT.
VIEW, NO PANIC.
HIGH. I HAVE TO HAVE EDDIE.
CHEAP CARS!
YOU KNOW, YOU ACTED LIKE YOU ARE SOME BIG FRIENDS FROM MINE,
AND THEN YOU GO TO GET SOME BIG PARTIES
AND DON'T EVEN MORE TO invite me
VIEW, NO EVEN CAN BE DONE LIMITED PARTIES.
IT WAS MY IDEA.
YOUR MOTHER
LOOK, IF YOU GONNA BLOW ME OFF,
YOU CAN BE ONLY BETTER.
LOOK, CAN WE CONNECT WITH THIS LATER?
'CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO GO TO EDDIE.
AND FINISHED, I HAPPEN TO CREATE YOUR TRUTH.
VERY?
IT'S VERY COOL.
MY PARENTS WILL NEVER LET ME HAVE A PARTY.
THEY DO NOT HAPPEN SOMEONE MAY MESS UP THEIR PERFECT HOUSE
OR RUIN THEIR LEGAL LAW.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SICK DEATH I TRYED TO BE PERFECT?!
BIAR KUTEBAK. REALLY ILLNESS?
SO SICK, THERE IS NO DOCTOR IN PLANET
THAT CAN GIVE ME.
GOOD, LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO GO TO PARTIES, I MEAN, YOU CAN.
VERY?
THANK YOU.
MARIE, NORTON DID IT!
HE FOUND PART THAT CAN BE DONE IN THE MACHINE,
AND NO.
IT WAS FOUND IN DETAILS ABOVE NOTE.
THERE ARE EVEN SCALE PICTURES,
BUT NOT IN MACHINES.
YES!
SO, DO YOU THINK IT WAS COMING
DEAL DEAL DEAL DEALS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
MAYBE. ALL WE HAVE TO DO
LOOKING FOR A PIECE THAT IS MISSING, PUT IT IN THE PLACE,
EQUATION RE-ENTER,
AND THEN WE'RE - [HICCUPS]
AND WHAT?
Eddie: MORE HICCUPS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
[HICCUPING FURIUS]
MARIGOLD, WHAT HE GONNA SAYS AS?
WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY?
He just WANTS US TO-- [HICCUPS]
OH NO. MOTHER! NO - NOT YOU, TOO.
MOTHER, NO.
WOW. TRIPPIN '.
AYOLAH. BOTH OF YOU. NOW. AYOLAH.
AND I'M GONNA-- I HAVE TO HAVE EDDIE.
[KIDS CHEERING]
GOTTA SAY, BALLARD, THAT ACTUALLY IS NOT A REEK.
UH, EDDIE - RUMAH-- DISASTER - MORE - [HICCUPS]
I NEED TO GET YOU GLASS OF WATER?
NO, UH...
I NEED YOU TO COME TO LAB, EDDIE.
MARIE, GIVE ME 5 OR 10 MORE MINUTES. This is EMERGENCY.
WHAT IS THIS HOW IS IT GONNA BE WHEN WE LET YOU Inside?
EVERYDAY, EMERGENCY?
NO! HA HA! YOU SEE, BELIEVE ME.
UM, LOOK, THIS EMERGENCY CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE.
EDDIE IS REALLY DEPENDABLE.
HE ALSO BIG MUSIC GEE, MARIE. THANK YOU.
BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!
WHEE! WHEE!
RRRRRR...
Eddie: no LOST THE PARTY AGAIN
FROM HAVING 2 7 YEARS RUN AMUCK RUN,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE YOUR PARENTS.
[KIDS GASP]
[KIDS SCREAM]
Girl: WHAT DOES IT DO? GEEZ!
EXCELLENT.
WHOA!
[ALL VOICES]
MY DELIVERY! MY TURN!
NO! NOT AT HOME!
I JUST WANT YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER IS MY TOTAL ROLE MODEL.
CUT IT OUT!
You are GONNA BE IN SO... MUCH...
DIFFICULTY!
HEY, YOU'RE NOT BOSS OF ME!
I'M NOT EVEN YOU KNOW!
EVERYONE FROM MY WAY
UHH!
HAHAHAHA! WHOO HOO HOO HOO!
UNH!
OH, FINALLY
OOH, YOU KILLED IT.
OOH, I'M GONNA SAY YOU.
Marigold: WHA - WHAT?
WE JUST MAKE ONLY A LITTLE LITTLE.
Marigold and Norton: NO! I DO NOT WANT!
Eddie: MOVE!
Marigold: NO! NOT!
I WANT TO STAY HERE WITH BIG CHILDREN.
Eddie: you did not STAY HERE, MARIGOLD.
[ALL SPEAKING ONCE]
STRANGER DANGEROUS! STRANGER DANGEROUS!
WE'RE NOT EVEN KNOW YOU WE ARE ME - YOUR BABY-SITTERS UH-UH. UH-UH, 'CAUSE I'M 7,
AND WE DO NOT NO NEED DUMB BABY-SITTER.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB--
LOOK, IF YOU ARE TWO DON'T BECOME, WE GONNA ENSURE
WE GIVE YOUR PARENTS REALLY BAD REPORTS.
YEAH, WE CAN DO IT, TOO.
WE WILL MAKE IT REALLY MAKE SURE THAT THEY PUNISH YOU. AYOLAH.
NO! NOT! AAH!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
GET GOIN '! GO! OW! OW!
WE WILL TELL THEM TO TAKE
YOUR TV PRIVILEGES FOR A MONTH.
I don't care I'M NOT EVEN WATCHING TV.
MMM. 'CAUSES TV IS FOR DUMMIES.
OOH, YOU MEAN.
WE WILL SAY YOUR PARENTS NOT TO ALLOW YOU ARE TO READ.
[GASPS]
WHAT? YOU CANNOT DO IT,
'CAUSE I LIKE TO READ.
I like to read MORE THAN YOU DO.
NO. I AM ALSO, AND DON'T PUSH ME!
NO. HE TOUCH ME.
DESTROY IT!
LOOK, IF YOU ARE TWO DO NOT WANT BAD REPORTS,
YOU WILL GO UPSTAIRS WITH EDDIE,
AND I'M GOING RIGHT THERE.
Chick: PEOPLE, PEOPLE,
NOW, THE STEP HAS ALREADY been SETTED IN MOVEMENT
TO GET THE BALLARD PROHIBITED FROM THIS LIFE,
AND UNLESS YOU WANT This person TO GIVE YOUR PARENTS
ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE ALREADY AND WHAT ARE YOU LAST,
YOU WILL LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY.
MARIE, I HAVE TO SAY
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
NOW, HOLD ON, CORKSTER.
I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR FOR WE GET MARIE.
I MEAN, WHEN ARE YOU GROWING WITH PARENTS WHO IS TOO NEEDED NEVER MAKE LIMITS,
HOW DO YOU NOT EXPECT CHILDREN TO SPIN REMOVE CONTROL?
THAT WHY YOU NEVER CATCH OUR LIZZIE TO PARTIES LIKE THIS.
ASSOCIATED.
MOTHER...
I AM HERE.
NOW, WAIT. BEFORE YOU GET ALL MEANS AND JUDGMENTAL,
CAN I ONLY SAY ONE THING?
THE BALLARDS MAYBE . BECOME A LITTLE CHANGE,
BUT THEY ARE ALSO WONDERFUL INCREDIBLE.
STUFF HAPPENS AROUND HERE FOR THERE IS NO REASON OF ANYTHING,
AND IT'S SO COOL.
THIS WHOLE PARTY WAS MRS. BALLARD'S IDEA.
IF YOU WILL NOT MEET ME HAVE FRIENDS OVER FOR MILK AND FIGURE.
THIS IS ONLY SERVING CONFIRMATION MY WORST SUSPICIONS.
THE BALLARDS ARE DANGEROUS INFLUENCE
WHO WILL BE DELETED FROM OUR NEEDS
ASSIGNMENT, I WANT TO BE ARREST THESE PEOPLE ARE ONCE.
MOTHER, ONLY IN CASE YOU ARE NOT NEEDED,
SPONTANITY NO CRIME.
Besides that, IF YOU DO GET THEM THEY,
Never HOPE TO SPEAK FOR ME AGAIN.
All: WHOO!
GOOD. OK.
DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WORLD WAR III HERE.
NOW, YOU'RE CALLING THIS PARTY TO A HALT,
AND WE WILL CONSIDER -
CONSIDERING GIVING YOUR FAMILY ONE OPPORTUNITY.
AHH. Very.
GOOD, YOU USE HUMAN. PARTY PARTY
[ALL BOO] HANDLING.
[BEEPS] [MARIGOLD HUMS]
GET - GET...
YOU, ATTENTION!
W-WHY AM I MUST?
I'M NOT WHAT I FOUND SOME OF THE HUMAN DUMB PARTS.
I WANNA RIDE ABOUT SPACE ROOM.
Eddie: NORTON, HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU?
YOU CANNOT GO TO RIDE IN THE ENVIRONMENT SPACE
UNTIL YOU FOUND LOST PART.
FIND IT, AND YOU CAN GO TO RIDE.
REAL?
I AM ALSO. I WANT TO GO.
YOU HAVE DUMB, MARIGOLDLOCKS.
GIRLS CANNOT GO IN THE ENVIRONMENT ROOM.
YES, WE CAN, TOO.
CANNOT. BETTER THAN CHILDREN.
CANNOT. WE CAN BETTER THAN CHILDREN.
YES WE CAN. CAN NOT. CAN NOT.
[SCREAMS] You SCARED TO GO.
RIGHT. MMM. OH.
C-COOL IT!
WHO IS FINDING FIRST LOST PART
GETTING THE FIRST RIDE IN THE ENVIRONMENT ROOM.
I AM FIRST! I AM THE FIRST! I AM THE FIRST!
THAT'S IT! I GOT IT!
[CLOCK BEEPING]
[WHIMPERS]
UNH. EH.
[SPITS] PFFT. AH. PFFT.
Marie: EDDIE?
ANYTHING?
NO.
[SIGHS]
WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER AND DAD?
STILL LOOKING FOR.
Computer: CAUTION. 15 MINUTES POINT POINT.
WARNING. 15 MINUTES FOR POOF POINTS.
WE DOOMED, WHAT ARE WE NOT?
HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING, EDDIE?
IF THEY ARE POOF THIS TIME...
GONNA IS FOR REAL.
[SIGHS]
You know what is VERY AMAZING
THROUGH ALL THESE?
WHO IS THE WORLD WILL HAVE EVER THOUGHT
THAT OUR PARENTS...
ACTUALLY...
LIKE US.
[HICCUPING]
[FALL] FAST!
[PANTS, LIGHT BARK]
What?
[SQUEALS]
I WANT MY BOTTLE!
MARIGOLD, WHAT IS YOUR AGE?
This is a lot
OH NO.
NORTY? ARE YOU THERE?
OH.
[LAUGHS] NORTY MAKES MESS.
[LAUGHS]
Eddie: So, this is WHERE YOU COME IN
NOW YOU CAN SEE, WITH LEFT MINUTES TO POOF POINT,
WE WILL DESPERATE...
BUT HOW CAN I WE SAVE OUR PARENTS
WITHOUT VECTOR MODULATION TOOLS?
Eddie: SIT.
Here BELIEVE YOU I WANT PURPLE!
RED'S BETTER.
I HAVE TO BUY. [SQUEALS]
WHAT HAPPENED?
GOOD. ALL THE TIME
I AM LOOKING FOR THE VECTOR MODULATOR, I THINK...
EVEN IF WE FIND IT,
WHAT IF IT WAS NOT THE ONLY PROBLEM?
AND THEN, I'M DEALING WITH WHAT IS MOM SAID ABOUT
HOW THEY ARE ORIGINAL CALCULATIONS THEIR FORM,
THEN-- PROMISE DON'T TELL ANYTHING MY FRIENDS -
I AM ACTUALLY STARTING THINKING LIKE SCIENTIST.
NOT POSSIBLE.
I KNOW.
SO, WHAT DID YOU'RE THE PICTURE?
THIS ENTIRE DENSITY AND MASS STUFF,
IT WAS NOT BASED ON ABOUT MOM AND DAD'S WEIGHT.
IT WAS BASED ON ABOUT WEIGHT FROM GOLDFISH
OH NO! IS IT BAD?
IT'S GOTTA BE. I'M BETTING
WE WILL MUST BE REDO ALL MATH,
OR WE WILL NEVER GET 'EM BACK.
OK, YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP WORKIN ',
AND I WILL GO THE BATHROOM SCALE.
[SQUEALS]
OH, DOGGIE!
OH, DOGGIE?
OH, LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT DOGGIE.
[WHIMPERS] OH, HI, DOGGIE.
[WHIMPERS] HI, DOGGIE.
DOGGIE, DOGGIE, DOGGIE.
Eddie: EINSTEIN WAITED LIVES IT IS LIFE
FOR ATTENTION DAD...
Norton: OH, NICE DOGGIE.
Eddie: AND WHEN FINALLY IT WAS... finally HE HAD SPECIAL CARE.
DOGGIE WANNA MAIN BALL?
IT'S MY BALL!
NO, IT WAS MY BALL. THIS IS MINE!
NO, IT WAS MY BALL! THIS IS MINE!
NO, NO! THIS IS MINE!
GIMME! NOT THIS ONE! NOT THIS ONE!
MARIE, LOOK! Norton: STOP!
Marigold: IT WAS NOT NICE! MY BALL!
Eddie: VECTOR MODULATOR.
THEY'RE GONNA BREAK IT! Marie: FAST, GRAB IT!
AAH! NOT!
YAY! NICE DOGGIE!
YAY! I GET--
YES YET!
OH.
GOOD BOY!
Computer: CAUTION. POOF POINT IN 3 MINUTES, 36 SECONDS.
VECTOR MODULATOR INSTALLED.
[SIGHS]
OK, GUYS. OVERCOMING TIME.
AW.
OK, COME OVER HERE WITH ME.
I'M GONNA TAKING YOU TO RIDE THAT IS REALLY.
OH! A HORSEY RIDE?
ASSOCIATED.
OH! OH!
OK, COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.
HORSEY RIDE.
AAH!
HORSEY! COME ON, HORSEY!
[CLAPS, GIGGLES] COME ON, HORSEY, COME ON!
MAYBE WE HAVE TO JUST WALK.
UH, HURRY, CHILDREN. AYOLAH. ALL UP WAGES. LET'S GO.
MUST CAN THIS MOVIN '. OH.
YEAH, OK, COME ON.
NO!
NOTHING. BOOKING.
UH OH.
NO! COME ON, NORTON. IT IS OKAY. BOOKING.
MMM.
NORTON, GET OVER...
HANDS-- UNH. UNH.
Computers: POOF POINT IN 3 MINUTES.
POOF POINT IN 3...
NORTON, DO YOU HAVE FOR GO POTTY?
MM-HMM. NOW ?!
UH HUH. CAN YOU NOT HAVE IT?
MM-MMM. OH, this IS JUST BIG.
MAN, WE DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE A TOILET-TRAINING.
NORTON, WHAT ARE YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE BIG BOY POTTY?
MM-MMM.
OH, SINCE WE WALKED CLOSE TO POOF POINT,
I WILL GO WITH THEORY
THERE WAS FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
GET THE MACHINE THANKS. GOOD BACK SOON.
COME ON, NORTON. SEE YOU LATER.
Computers: BEGIN INITIAL COUNTDOWN SEQUENCE.
FINAL COUNTDOWN FOR POOF POINT 2 MINUTES, 35...
WHAT IS THE NEWS ' IN THERE, BIG BOY?
ARE YOU ALMOST DONE?
MAN, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ' HIM SO LONG?
HOW CAN I KNOW?
Good, not you SAY HE SHOULD HURRY?
YOU CANNOT RUSH SOMEONE DO THEIR BUSINESS, EDDIE.
YOU WILL RETURN HIM TO LIFE.
GOOD, IF WE DON'T GET HIM OUT IN 2 MINUTES,
[POUNDS] COME ON, NORTON! LET'S GO!
Norton: NORTON MAKE PEE-PEE!
HALLELUJAH!
Computer at: 1:40...
WANT TO SEE?
Eddie: OH NO.
LET'S GO.
Marigold: NORTON! NORTON! I WANT TO RACE SPACE!
ACCELERATE! SPACE RIDE!
SPACEY RIDE!
Computers: 1:25...
READY? Marigold: RACE SPACEY.
NO USE.
WHOO! Do you hear that?
Marie: 7, SLASH, X, SLASH, V...
5, 2, 9, 9, MASS
PLUS DENSITY, C, 89, SLASH...
WHOO! WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
ANYTHING?
Computer: PRESS ENTER. ENTERING.
PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE.
SPECIMENS IDENTIFICATION.
HOMO SAPIEN SPECIMENS, ONE MEN AND ONE WOMEN.
[BOTH CHATTER]
DE-AGING IN PROGRESS CONTINUOUSLY
FOR ONE YEAR.
SUBYEK AGE 6 MONTHS.
I THINK I'M.
DANGER. EVIDENCE POINT IN 10 SECONDS.
[COUGHS] OOH.
MARIGOLD?
OH, MY WORD
TO VERY BRINK OF...
POOF POINT?
YOU - YOU REMEMBER?
GOOD, ONLY BITS AND PIECES, SON. ME...
That's all VERY GOOD FUZZY.
DID I SAY SOMETHING ABOUT...
MAKE A...
PEE-PEE?
Marigold: NORTON. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE US?
I'm not sure is RIGHT,
BUT I AM VERY HAPPY TO RETURN.
OH. OH.
YES.
Both: CHILDREN.
Marigold: YES.
[ALL LAUGH] [FEED]
EINSTEIN, EINSTEIN, HEY!
GOOD. WE ARE TRUE, GOOD, SWEET DOG.
WHICH JUST COMES OUT FROM MY MOUTH?
YES dear.
I'M JUST TOGETHER TO RETURN.
WE ARE MISSED You are so many.
WE NEVER ARE VERY SCARY.
WE LOVE YOU ARE.
You've BEAUTIFUL JOB.
[EINSTEIN BARKS]
Marie: WE'RE THERE REALLY MAKE SURE WE GO TO HAVE YOU GUYS. IT'S SO SCARY.
BUT HOW PERFECT THRILLING
FOR YOU AND EDDIE TO COME
AND ERROR CORRECTION IN OUR CALCULATIONS
THAT EVEN WE FAILED TO NOTICE.
GOOD, MUCH FOR YOU "WE DON'T GET SCIENCE SCIENCE" DISCLAIMER.
[ALL LAUGH]
Marie: So, I GUESS THIS MEANS WE WILL NOT
GET WITH Cs IN THE FUTURE YEAR BIOLOGY.
EXACTLY, YOUNG LADY.
[LAUGHS] WELL, JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT SEEM LIKE JUST YESTERDAY THAT WE ARE 14?
Marie: YESTERDAY?
[SIGHS] LET'S TRY THIS MORNING.
[GUITAR PLAYING]
Eddie: SINCE EVERYTHING HAPPENED, WE'RE DOING
MANY MORE THINGS TOGETHER AS FAMILY -
AVERAGE AVERAGE LIKE HAVING BARBECUES...
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING?
Eddie: PLAY MUSIC...
AND TAKING TRIPS.
WE JUST BACK FROM LITTLE TIME TRAVEL BACK TO 1975,
WHERE I HAVE TO PLAY BASS WITH BOB MARLEY AND WAILER.
NOW, IT WAS GOOD AND COOL.
[PLAYS BASS]
PEACE, MON.