1 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,267 [Man Over Radio] Along the Kennedy Expressway, 2 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,005 a truck upside down on a slow lane. 3 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,843 Along the Stevenson Highway, traffic moves well. 4 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:40,112 Other shadow traffic updates with TJ. Burks in ten minutes. 5 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,119 You are listening to WRIX, 6 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:44,746 number one news in Chicago and financial net work. 7 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:49,658 Now, back to the Money Problem. I'm your host, Gil Stewart. 8 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,718 and we almost ran out of time here, on Money Problems, 9 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:54,789 but this is a fast wrap from the biggest story of the day. 10 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:58,529 The Dow is closed today at minus 55, 11 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,628 while NASDAQ has risen by seven points. 12 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:04,004 S & P dropped by four. 13 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,669 Gold gets a big hit on the floor as an International Monetary Fund... 14 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,339 dismantle 10% of the ownership of the gold, 15 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,780 causes ripples throughout the banking industry, 16 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:14,512 continue the trend loading most of its ownership... 17 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,850 supports securities that perform better. 18 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,856 You have listened to Money Problems. 19 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,085 I'm Gil Stewart, looking after your money. 20 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:24,959 - Now at 2:00 and the time for-- 'i. "[SOUI] 21 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,360 What happened? And welcome to The Lad / es Man, 22 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:34,701 the line of love with all that is right responses to your romantic questions. 23 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:39,301 My name is Leon Phelps, and for that from you who don't know, 24 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:42,812 I'm an expert in the way of love. 25 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:45,975 Um, I've made love for many good women, 26 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:49,851 from the lowest skank bus station... 27 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:52,753 for the elegant, most sophisticated, 28 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:57,852 educated, debutante, skank high service bus station. 29 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,796 But listen. I do good, if you are askin ' 30 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:03,232 I get my cognac Courvoisier here, 31 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,291 and I'm ready to accept your call While I am not a psychiatrist or psychologist or anything, 32 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:09,807 I have done it for many women, 33 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,809 and that makes me rather like an expert 34 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,675 I have a Ph.D. in tang, like that 35 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:18,682 So, if you have romantic questions and you are under the age of 50... 36 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:23,517 and you are not strange or disgusted, please contact us My beautiful producer, Julie Simmons, 37 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:26,557 38 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,651 39 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,287 He was there and he was there waiting with breath held... 40 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,298 to hear what you have to say. 41 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:37,335 Okay, you will have Continue, sir. Yes. 42 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:40,735 Susan from Oak Park. Do you have a question for Leon? 43 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:44,773 Oh, he left his clothes In your house. 44 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,744 [Leon] The cellphone is on, so let's call. 45 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,714 Hey, what happened? This is Leon Phelps. You get The Ladies Man. 46 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:55,810 - [Woman] Hello, Ladies Man. - Oh, this is a woman 47 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:59,322 [Woman] I just got to know this city. and I don't know too many people. 48 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,256 And I'm very embarrassed. 49 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,852 Yes, you sound very shy. Listen, this is what you have to do. 50 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,626 Go to the bus station or to the bowling alley... 51 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,633 and hanging out without pants. 52 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,532 - Trust me This works. - What? 53 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:15,471 You will be surprised at how many men will approach you I know I will do it. 54 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,972 Next caller, please. You get The Ladies Man. 55 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,172 [Women Over Phones] Ladies Man. I feel very confused. 56 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,237 Yes, that sounds good. 57 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:26,477 No, that's not good. 58 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,712 I'm in a relationship, but I don't know if he's real. 59 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,313 How do you know when? Are you really in love? 60 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,723 Don't worry If you really fall in love, 61 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:39,093 You will feel it Deep in your heart. 62 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,325 Except, of course, You don't wear any pants, 63 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:44,163 which is unusual in this case. 64 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:46,794 What are you talking about? I asked about finding true love. 65 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:50,636 Yes it's true. You do Listening, I hope everything I say is very helpful. 66 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,875 The next caller You get The Ladies Man. 67 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:52,933 The next caller You get The Ladies Man. 68 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:56,445 Ma'am, I have to put it You are detained, okay Lad / es Man. 69 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:59,176 Listen, I don't care what you say Chlamydia is soup. 70 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:02,276 That's my opinion I can have it if I want. 71 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:05,789 You don't need to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. 72 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,655 Yes, I know that clam chowder is not venereal disease. 73 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:12,492 Don't argue with me about that. I don't care if you are a doctor. 74 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:15,465 No, we promise there no more vulgar material. 75 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,058 You have to thumb and just paste it there. 76 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,604 Actually, take two thumbs up There, you know, like Fonz. 77 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,266 Like this- " Hey." [chuckles] 78 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:26,970 There may be a strange smell afterwards, but don't worry just take a shower. 79 00:04:29,268 --> 00:04:31,874 Hey, just go ahead, caller. You get The Ladies Man. 80 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,384 [Man Narrating] Nobody knows where Leon comes from right, 81 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,946 but he started life the steps of a grand house. 82 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,958 Host is a great person... 83 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:44,860 that surrounds it with the most beautiful object in the world. 84 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:48,529 He has everything he wants, 85 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:51,467 except boys. 86 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,640 Young Leon is taken into this world... 87 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,302 and grew up as one of their own. 88 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:02,369 And in that warm state family environment. 89 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,245 Leon developed into quite a stylish young man. 90 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:08,649 He knows everything about intelligent children wants to know about - 91 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:12,588 stereo system and, of course, love. 92 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,682 In this magical kingdom, 93 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:17,887 the king shared everything with him. 94 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:21,591 Only one thing is forbidden. 95 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:27,427 But Leon becomes Leon, 96 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:32,670 the day arrived when a kind person the owner and Leon parted ways. 97 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:36,145 poor little Leon thrown into the cold, 98 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:39,581 Just like Moses in old age. 99 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:44,019 After that, Wash it easily for the little one, but he comes along. 100 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,250 He always does it. 101 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:49,953 Not because he's smart and not because he's rich, 102 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,962 but because... 103 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:56,933 the women love Leon Phelps. 104 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:59,492 - How did he do it? - [Patrons Bar in unison] Hey, Leon. 105 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,301 Well, I think you would better ask the man himself Lester, why did you tell the story? Every time we enter this bar? 106 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:05,774 I don't know Maybe someone out there doesn't know you 107 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,574 108 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:11,808 Yes, right. It's the same as five or six people in this place. 109 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,784 - How did you go tonight? - Oh, yes, good question 110 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,720 Um, old, old. Leon Phelps is a genius. 111 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,553 Yes, the same angry call from our listeners... 112 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,559 and the same old threat from boss 113 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,993 [Leon] But listen, for every hundred angry calls we get, 114 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,997 there is someone I helped. 115 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,465 Isn't that right, Scrap? 116 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,968 Huh? Yes. 117 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:34,766 Leon alone saved him my second and fourth marriage. 118 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,433 - Mm-hmm. - Right. And that's Leon... 119 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:40,000 The one who taught me I didn't have it became ashamed of my body 120 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,012 [Men Hooting] 121 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:46,278 Thank you, Candy. You see, I like to help people. That's what I do. 122 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,717 You know, it's like Teresa's mother, 123 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,779 but "boning," You see what I say? 124 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:55,951 Listen, Julie, you are now in the world of Leon Phelps, okay? 125 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:58,757 Everything will work. Trust me. 126 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,694 Thank you, Scrap. 127 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,194 And besides that, Julie, You have to study... 128 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,931 that there is something more important in life than work. 129 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:09,701 - Can I help you? - Martini with lemon. 130 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:13,369 Excuse me for a moment Leon Phelps shows you... 131 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:16,504 how he brought home smoked meat 132 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,674 That's my signal I'm out of here. 133 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,685 Yes I know. It's broken heart, isn't it, boyfriend? 134 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,687 I mean, when is that? will be our turn right? 135 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:27,020 You know, you and I are exactly the same. Horror. 136 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,327 - See you later, Scrap Iron. - Goodbye dear. 137 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:34,058 - See you later, Lester. See you tomorrow, Leon. - See you, baby 138 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,368 Someone's gone Julie Simmons. 139 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:41,962 I'm sure you are wondering what a good girl is like what is being done in a place like this. 140 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:46,238 That's what I feared One night about two years ago. 141 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:53,379 ♪ Am I wrong ♪ 142 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,045 ♪ Do it right ♪ 143 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,748 ♪ Do it right, baby ♪ 144 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,889 , 1 'Tell me a lie, 1' 145 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,895 - Bourbon, go up. - ~ ~ [Continues] 146 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,433 Let me help you with that. This is it. 147 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:17,269 Listen, I wonder, can I ask a question? 148 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,736 What is your father? meat thief? 149 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,111 This is why I ask. Because it looks like someone... 150 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:28,016 steal two fine ham and push them on the back of your dress 151 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,611 [Lester] And then it happened. He starts laughing. 152 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,623 Continue to laugh. I think he's crazy. 153 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:37,422 They talk and laugh until night. 154 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:41,363 Leon didn't go home with him, But he brought home his name card. 155 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:45,596 He said he was on the radio. Said he wants to put Leon on the radio. 156 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,104 That was two years ago. 157 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,504 I think he's already full the wedding dress goes... 158 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,839 for another day 159 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:55,573 Listen, seriously, Lester. Can you take a break? 160 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,979 I tried to concentrate here. 161 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:01,814 [Scrap] Leon, {thinking he will be a shoe that is difficult to polish. 162 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,820 [Leon] Au contraire, bon jour. 163 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,413 Let me give you play-by-play. 164 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:16,323 {may start with the first class that is very classy. 165 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,335 Something like - 166 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,339 Say, sweet thing, Can I buy you a fish sandwich? 167 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,875 Mm-hmm. 168 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:28,242 And then I will start Whispering sweet words in his ear. 169 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,247 Something like - 170 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,374 Man, I want to bite out of your ass And then I will close the deal by giving it a preview... 171 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:38,278 - items - [Zipper Unzips] 172 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:41,450 [Chorus] Hallelujah ♪ 173 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:48,898 [memo] The day you take that beautiful woman, 174 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,026 175 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:54,435 That's the day I believe A wet bird doesn't fly at night. 176 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:58,407 Yes? Well, get ready to see A wet bird flies at night, my friend. 177 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,410 [Chuckles] 178 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,846 Say there, sweet thing. 179 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,857 Eh, I have a question May-- 180 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,951 - Hey, swinger I have an idea. - huh? 181 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,690 My husband left. 182 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:22,130 Let's go back to my place. 183 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,566 So you don't want a fish sandwich? 184 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,605 Okay, that's cool, I think. But listen. 185 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,872 - My car is not there, yes - yes. - Shut up. 186 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,243 The bus is what we will take 187 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,248 - Hey! Hey bro! Hey! - [Leon Continues] 188 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,918 [Panting, Grunting] 189 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:42,976 [Panting, Grunting] 190 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,222 ♪♪ [Soul, Muffled] 191 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,834 - to the left '. Yes. like that. - Like that ? 192 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,707 [Man] Dear, front door. 193 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,843 Barney, is that you? 194 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,942 Well, it's not an Orkin man. 195 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,283 I will be there. 196 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:23,283 You will never guess it what happened. 197 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,920 I'm cleaning broom closet, 198 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:29,865 and it becomes filled with with nonsense. 199 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:32,061 So I opened the door... 200 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,400 and it feels like, "Uh-uh-eh-eh. 201 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,100 Don't open the door, McGee." 202 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,871 Because of all that... 203 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:44,381 just dropped all over me 204 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:48,112 - Do you have a man there with you? - Oh, yes! 205 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,654 Oh yeah! Oh, yes! Don't stop - Cheryl - [Bedpost Banging] 206 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,746 Oh, don't stop! Oh, don "t - 207 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,452 Listen, honey, that's cool, but I have to go 208 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,287 No! 209 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,122 Wake up! 210 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,730 211 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:41,260 This is 2:30 in the morning, and that's right listening to The Ladies Man. 212 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:44,840 Alright. So let's take it some more calls Please, caller. 213 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,840 Hello? Am I in 214 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,507 Yes, you are. What seems to be your query? 215 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,516 Uh- 216 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:56,018 Here's how, I've never called an event like this before, 217 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:59,682 but I'm on I'm in a very bad condition. 218 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:03,750 I, uh-I kind of wished that you would help me out Now, we'll see later what can we do 219 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,387 [Barney] So, I came home last night, 220 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,523 and what you know 221 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:11,124 222 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:14,603 My wife is seven years old in a sack with another man. 223 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,970 - Yeah, that sounds good. - No, that's not good. 224 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,737 II see that person. 225 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:23,041 I saw it run - ran on the road 226 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,810 He has this, like, smiley... 227 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,909 It's tattooed on it, uh, on it, uh- 228 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,148 Okay, sir, listen. 229 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,521 We will take rest now too. 230 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,652 We will be back in a while with answers to our survey, 231 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:41,220 " What is your favorite hole?" Thank you for calling. 232 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,912 _..- ~...- ~ [jazz on television] 233 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,953 [groaning] 234 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,919 I don't want to talk I just picked me up - 235 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,198 [Rubbing Crotch Rapidly] 236 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,700 - Barney '. - [Keys Clattering] 237 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,532 ♪♪ [Continues] 238 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,698 no No! 239 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,763 [Stammering] 240 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,646 That's not what you think. 241 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,616 How to go, Leon. You really act class. 242 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:36,881 Well, what can I say, honey? Women, they love Leon Phelps. 243 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:40,287 [laughs] What woman? Who are these women? 244 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,054 And why do you feel like you? Must sleep with all of them? 245 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,755 Um, let me see. Have you ever had sex? 246 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,424 Yes, Leon, I have sex. 247 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,626 - Yes, well, there he is. - [laughs] 248 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,965 That's fun. 249 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,631 - Yes h. - That type of language... 250 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:58,300 it will make you start from air- 251 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,241 - Pak Kent. - Yes! 252 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,746 You certainly look in good spirits today 253 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,941 I don't think it shows. 254 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:12,845 So I guess you can say I'm full satisfied and cheered. 255 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:15,152 What do you mean? 256 00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:19,356 I'm sure you are aware of your little friend, Leon Phelps, 257 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,428 She was unprofessional. He drinks in the air. 258 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,097 He sipped a little from cognac now and then, but- 259 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:35,678 I will fire him years ago if he is not like- 260 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:39,181 like a favorite with station owner 261 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,312 But finally I decided to do it went to his head about this... 262 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,913 and go directly to F.C.C. 263 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,620 And if Leon Phelps is responsible for even for one more... 264 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,788 small, small, 265 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,229 I can fire him. [Chuckles] 266 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,131 Well, we don't have a fine in a few weeks 267 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,873 - Oh, is that a fact? - Caller, you get The Ladies Man. 268 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,876 Yes, you see, what's your problem... 269 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,878 is that you suffer, 270 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,936 um, " homo-un-erectus. " 271 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,246 That is, basically, it's Wang you're "strengthened" 272 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,253 not by a woman but by a man. 273 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:24,054 Well, you never know. I mean, some night at F.C.C. don't even listen. 274 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,859 - really - No! [Laughter] 275 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,025 They listen all the time. Maybe listen now. 276 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:34,333 what's going on Bucky Kent is visiting us at the station How do you do it? 277 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:42,035 [chuckles] Well, I guess he can? Hang in there. 278 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,206 But you still have Leon Phelps. I grip it here. 279 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,749 We will take a break. We will be back soon. 280 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:52,250 - Leon-- - Don't let Bucky upset you. 281 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,986 - He's just jealous - Leon, I think he's serious this time. 282 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,756 He said that the radio station would not pay any more fines. 283 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:05,267 I say what I will do. Only us Arrives three minutes for the show. 284 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:09,136 I will only facilitate the way out. Playing little music No more phone calls. 285 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,403 And you will see tomorrow Bucky Kent will all be cooled down. 286 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,877 - Do you promise? -Julie, come on. 287 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,210 The only person who can be trusted is Leon Phelps 288 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,952 - OK. - Kiss Me. Kiss Me! 289 00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:23,953 - Stop it. - [Huffs] 290 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,848 What happened? You get The Ladies Man, 291 00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:33,260 Leon Phelps is here, and I see in the half empty bottle of Courvoisier, 292 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,924 which means we almost run out of time 293 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:40,061 But before I leave, I want to leave one more thought. 294 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,571 This is a little something that I wrote And I read: 295 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,801 "What is love? 296 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:47,070 What is this longing for? our hearts for togetherness? 297 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,705 not the sweetest flowers? 298 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:53,215 Isn't this flower? love... 299 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,274 has a fragrant affine, fine diamond? 300 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:59,117 Isn't it wind? love the poop? 301 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:02,159 Not a love that isn't different can't possibly not dislike? 302 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:06,959 Are you with someone tonight? 303 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,262 Don't ask your love. 304 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,303 Hold your lover by hand. 305 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,497 306 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,269 Release the power in yourself 307 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,606 You heard me, released his strength. 308 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:24,273 Taming the wild cosmos with a whisper. 309 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,715 conquering heaven with one intimate caress. 310 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,775 That's right Don't be shy. 311 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,288 Exit everything you have... 312 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,585 and do it in the ass. " 313 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,694 By Leon Phelps. 314 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,697 Let's go. Come on. 315 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,796 - Good distance. - Yeah, not bad 316 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,510 [Leon] Listen, Julie, I just want to say.... 317 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,512 thank you for sticking out for me. 318 00:18:56,568 --> 00:19:00,414 - Yes, fine. Leon- - Listen to You always cling to me 319 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:04,386 - Yeah, but Leon-- - You're the greatest, you know? 320 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,389 - Thank you. - And other things. 321 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:10,257 No matter what they do to me, they can fire me from their radio station, 322 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,625 they can contact me all kinds of names, 323 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:18,066 they can get me down kneeling and begging for my job, 324 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,865 But one thing that they can't take it... 325 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,872 from Leon sweet... 326 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,101 is his dignity 327 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:35,383 So this is my great cruise ship. 328 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,887 Or as I like to call it, my personal "skankuary." 329 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,016 I told you before, Leon, This is not a cruise ship if you get a letter there. 330 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,686 This is more like a trailer park from the sea 331 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,697 Yeah, well, even so, 332 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:51,963 this is what I like to call the L.A. Forum, 333 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:56,234 because this is where the magic happens 334 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,970 And the miracle only happens once in the chair you touch. 335 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:04,208 I have done magic once in that wastebasket. 336 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:08,911 You know, (actually you have to get magic cleared from behind this curtain. 337 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:12,285 That's all the shots. Get me out 338 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,127 - Come take you to bed, okay? - [moans] 339 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,496 - this - Officer, no. 340 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,035 Come on. Come see if we can take you to bed 341 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,305 Beware. Ow! 342 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,699 - I'm sorry, Julie - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on. 343 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,405 - I'm sorry. - No problem. 344 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,881 Listen, I'm handling my drink better than today 345 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,919 - I've seen you I know. - Forgive me. I apologize for the shooting. 346 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,751 - It's okay to just lie down. - You deserve better. 347 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,257 - No problem. We will be fine - You have to be with a professional. 348 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,691 Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me 349 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,700 No, I don't. 350 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:02,764 Actually, I'm looking for around this place... 351 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:07,208 and I don't understand why anyone will ever want to seduce you 352 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,878 ♪ Turn off the lights ♪ 353 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,887 [Leon] That's why. 354 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,583 -, 1 'Candlelight) - You must be kidding 355 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,626 Mm-mmm. 356 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,718 ♪♪ [Continues] 357 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,288 - [Julie] "Pina Colada Butt Lotion"? - Mm-hmm. 358 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,698 Wherever you find this item 359 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:35,227 Most of them are K-Mart and Wal-Mart. 360 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,637 And why do you have a water bed? When do you live on the boat? 361 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:42,907 Oh, that's because there are more movements in the sea. 362 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,244 Come on in, honey The water is good. 363 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,387 - So Julie? - Huh? 364 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,389 Will we do it? 365 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,551 No, we won't do it. 366 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,154 I don't like seeing you as a parent, Leon. 367 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:03,825 You will be one sorry for vision 368 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:10,699 - Where did you go? - I'll go home. 369 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,708 Job search starts tomorrow. 370 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:15,472 [Door Closes] 371 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,484 Oh Boy. 372 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:26,182 - Smileys... - [Keyboard Clacking Keys] 373 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,622 tattoo butt. 374 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,296 [groaning] 375 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,425 " Smiling ass victim. " 376 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:43,133 "Have you seen this butt?" 377 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,571 yes Yes, yes. 378 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,413 "Welcome to v.5.A. 379 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,187 We will take our revenge." 380 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:07,225 [Man] Okay, let me say a little about WRQE. 381 00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:10,822 We play all the biggest names in soft rock and light jazz. 382 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,335 People like Enya, Yanni, Tesh. 383 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:16,838 I don't know if you've heard of a woman who went by the name Celine Dion. 384 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,899 - [laughs] - No, who is that? 385 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:25,011 I have to say that I've heard about you, but I don't really know your show. 386 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,016 I'm not awake it's late again - Do you have recordings that I can listen to? - I'm afraid we don't- 387 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,484 Yes, actually, we do it. This will give you... 388 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,922 great idea about what we can bring to your station 389 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,586 Fantastic. 390 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,651 Let's see what we have here 391 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,664 392 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:47,836 You know, talk clinically, Do it doggy style has- 393 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:51,170 There are some obsolete items in starting, but you can speed it up. 394 00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:53,436 Alright. 395 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:55,705 - [Fast-Forwarding Tape] - Yeah. 396 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:59,340 It sounds like the answer for you is doing it doggy style. 397 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:02,715 Hurry up Same thing 398 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,421 [Cough] 399 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,984 Boy, excuse me. Anyways, doggy style - 400 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,587 You can speed it up that part too 401 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:17,259 Yes, look, You were kicked in the scrotum. 402 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:21,737 Or as they say in the medical profession, ball bags. 403 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,069 You can skip through that section. 404 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,576 Well, you know, the scientific name is " Hershey Highway. " 405 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:30,408 Speed through. 406 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:34,541 Hey. But that is the only recording. 407 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:38,179 Records are important. There are people who see. 408 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,849 Not that-don't- 409 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,592 - Miss, eh, Simmons? - Yes. 410 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,066 Uh, let's see [Humming] 411 00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:00,808 Oh, that's great. Very good. 412 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:03,403 - Thank you. - And, uh- 413 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,316 Phelps. 414 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:09,318 Yes, that's me. 415 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:14,084 I am currently in the process of getting my resume found at Kinko's. 416 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,421 - Kinko's Good people. Good. - Yeah. 417 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:20,759 I see under "interest," Have you written " Debit" ? 418 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,765 No, it is "da" butt. 419 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:26,735 - "Da" ass? - Yeah. And I also like tennis. 420 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,793 Good. 421 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,898 Now, Mr. Phelps, today might be your lucky day 422 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:34,967 The anchor of our morning stops, suddenly. 423 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,639 And we really want it someone to fill the old slot 424 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,909 Well, that doesn't matter, 425 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:42,815 Because I have a lot of experience when filling in other people's slots. 426 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,080 - really - Mm-hmm. 427 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:46,452 Did you mean to have someone else's slot before? 428 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:50,755 - Yeah, this morning - fantastic You got the job. 429 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:52,954 [Together] Very? 430 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,020 Yes, of course. 431 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:58,199 Welcome to WPJT Radio. 432 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:58,257 Welcome to WPT Radio. 433 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:01,997 ♪♪ [Angelic Chorus] 434 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,062 What happened? And welcome to The Ladies-- 435 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:07,667 Uh, God's Human Show. 436 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:12,408 Um- So, I understand that you are a nun? 437 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:15,940 - Yes, that's right. - Yeah, that's cool 438 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:19,784 And how long have you been, uh, "running" it up? 439 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:22,290 About 30 years now. 440 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:25,123 Yes. Congratulations congratulations That's good. 441 00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:27,185 Now I understand that your work... 442 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,732 takes you around the world, Is that right? 443 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,598 Yes it's true. The fact is, I will leave the country... 444 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,263 immediately to assume missionary position. 445 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:39,267 [Stammering] I'm sorry. What was that? 446 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:41,402 I will assume missionary position, 447 00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:45,107 and I will maybe hold it for a very long time 448 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,912 Yes, well, that's - that's interesting. 449 00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:52,319 Um- So, everywhere You hold this- 450 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,880 - Missionary position? In Bangkok - Yes. 451 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:59,361 Bangkok. Yes. That's, uh, cool. 452 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:01,920 So why don't we talk? about something else 453 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:06,663 Bangkok is beautiful. Actually, I Looking forward to taking everything in. 454 00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:09,137 [Leon] Hmm. 455 00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:12,835 - But it can be a little steamy. - [ swallow ] 456 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:16,003 Have you ever gone down Sungai Kuning? 457 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:21,547 Yes, once in '805, but I didn't enjoy it 458 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:23,916 What about the missionary position? 459 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,922 Have you ever known joy? missionary position? 460 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,567 Yes, fine. 461 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:41,604 This is a story that I will tell you. It runs a little like this. 462 00:27:41,659 --> 00:27:44,503 I'm with these two girls, right? 463 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,509 So I did a twin brother and then his mother entered, 464 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:49,875 and his mother have a video camera. 465 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:53,108 So he put it on a tripod and he started to imitate it. 466 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,276 That's kind of missionary position - 467 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,286 [Siren Wailing] 468 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:05,693 Yes? Well, go up too. 469 00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:09,322 All right, To the next one. 470 00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:11,458 Next? There is nothing next. 471 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,437 That's bullshit, Julie. There is a idd kiddie station at Wilmette. 472 00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:19,839 Leon, we might never work on the radio again No, listen, Julie. That's where you are wrong. 473 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,844 We will get out of this mess. Trust me. 474 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,073 Last time I trusted you, you said the city of Chicago to do it in the ass. 475 00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:27,446 Yes. Now, there is no way to predict that it will end very badly. 476 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:31,282 - But look, this will be different this time. - Whatever, Leon 477 00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:33,618 I need to think about this. You call me when you return to reality. 478 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:37,387 Don't worry, Julie. I am a person who acts. 479 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:41,556 I have a plan for this type. 480 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:44,691 481 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,702 There is only one thing to do. 482 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,704 I have to go and have sex... 483 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,899 and waiting for something to happen randomly 484 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:53,568 This will work, you will see. 485 00:28:53,631 --> 00:28:55,872 This will be randomly successful! 486 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:58,107 Score! Score! Score! 487 00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:00,547 Yes. What 488 00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:03,381 Well, I just had sex, and- 489 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:07,355 - [Man] U.5. Mail ' - There are random events. 490 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:10,289 I hate boat men. 491 00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:13,956 Hey, what happened? 492 00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:18,029 Shhh. I am a woman in it. 493 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:23,806 Say, look at this. This is a telegram from Jimmie Walker. 494 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,934 - really - Ooh, written, "Urgent." 495 00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:31,469 Leon's "Deal". Stop. The 70s are over. Stop. " 496 00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:34,642 Let me see it. 497 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,811 Here's Your Ups. 498 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,287 I seem to be falling . All your letters 499 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:43,121 - I think I'm a clumsy postman. - You're a bad mailman not from Jimmie Walker. - [Mimicking Leon] 500 00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:48,626 [Sighs] Let's look here. 501 00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:52,634 Gas bill 502 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:55,136 RUU rumah rumah Electric bill 503 00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:59,039 Ooh, what is this? 504 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:02,476 . This is a woman. 505 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:06,072 "Dearest Leon, I know this is a long time ago [Continues, inaudible] 506 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:15,087 507 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:18,150 508 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,423 " my back is pressing the washing machine- ♪ 509 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,432 " Money - " 510 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,927 Here it is! 511 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,972 [Julie ] " Dearest L eon, 512 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:33,942 I know this for a long time we parted that night, 513 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:37,571 but I still remember the beautiful moments we spent together. 514 00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:41,014 The feeling of your skin suppresses me. 515 00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:44,576 My back feels depressed against the Laundromat wall. 516 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:48,317 I remember how you said I am the only true love. 517 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:50,757 Time hasn't changed. 518 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:52,761 I want you more. 519 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:57,357 And I have all the money we will get needs to make a new start. 520 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,766 Come back to me, Leon. I'm waiting for you... 521 00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:01,770 and I never stopped thinking of myself... 522 00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:03,965 like before explain me... 523 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:07,373 as your special Sweet thing. " 524 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:11,413 - You must be kidding. - Uh-eh 525 00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:14,939 This is the answer all your unemployment problems? 526 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,387 - Who is he? - I don't know 527 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,389 - You don't know - Uh-eh 528 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,789 As you can see, he didn't sign his name, 529 00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:27,386 so I guess he thought I know who he is. 530 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:29,625 Cuckoo, cuckoo. Yes. 531 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:33,362 What I know is that all my problems, they are now solved Leon, all your problems will be solved When you get a job like a normal person. 532 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:37,566 How can I do that? We try every radio station in the city. 533 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:41,441 Not everyone. I can still get help, hopefully, 534 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:45,641 in WAMS from Cyrus. 535 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:48,775 Cyrus Cunningham? Your former fiancee 536 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:53,955 The person who dumped you? 537 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:55,958 one with three-inch penis? 538 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,585 No, Julie, listen. I can't stand your idea... 539 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,290 540 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:04,526 crawling back to that jerk just because I made both of us get fired. 541 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,933 Listen, honey, the answer is for all our problems... 542 00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:09,995 It's in the letter of this rich woman and the money 543 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:13,474 The money is Leon, this is a love letter, not a lottery ticket. 544 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,511 - [moans] - This is the woman who took care of you, 545 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,512 who are you calling with the name of a special pet 546 00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:19,514 - Who are you calling - - Hey, sweetie. 547 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:22,779 Hi. Can I get more waffles here? Thank you. 548 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,582 I'm sorry. What are you saying, sweet things? 549 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:49,134 Me, uh- I'm sorry about the door. 550 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,409 Do I have the right place? I'm just- 551 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,007 Wow! You are very big 552 00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:57,349 We know who you are, Barney. 553 00:32:57,408 --> 00:33:00,184 I think you will be happy that you decided to come 554 00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:02,349 Is this okay? 555 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:05,587 - These are people like you, Barney. - [All] Hi, Barney. 556 00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:10,865 They also have their lives destroyed... 557 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:13,368 by vision from the man's ass. 558 00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:20,038 I caught this mysterious tattoo man and my wife went to that ... 559 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:23,079 in July 1992. 560 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,282 Spring of '89 561 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,716 December 1994. 562 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:34,779 November '95. 563 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,792 And then Apr "from $ 6. 564 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,589 [Murmuring I 565 00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:41,425 And once again in June '96. 566 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:45,525 And two more times on January 15, 1997. 567 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,830 And three more times in the spring of '99 - 568 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:53,035 Arbor Day, Cinco de Mayo and Flag Day 569 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:57,013 That's the thing Don't Do it sudden movements around it. It's okay, man. 570 00:33:57,069 --> 00:34:00,278 What about you I mean, what's your story? 571 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:03,343 It was April, 1990. 572 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:07,516 I was practicing for the US Olympic Team 573 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:10,186 = = My sport: 574 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,195 Greco-Roman wrestling 575 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,822 576 00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:17,629 My wife and I did not do it had a perfect marriage Maybe you don't understand the need But he sure doesn't understand my passion... 577 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:20,637 for wrestling 578 00:34:20,693 --> 00:34:23,537 He doesn't understand why Brian, _ my wrestling partner, and me... 579 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:25,542 constantly trained 580 00:34:25,598 --> 00:34:29,136 He doesn't understand anyone's sensation will feel... 581 00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:31,545 After reaching big, greedy people like Brian... 582 00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:34,175 and pinning it to the ground... 583 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:37,551 until he stretched and screamed like a little piglet [Coughing, Murmuring] 584 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,022 [Cleansing Throat] 585 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:44,585 586 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,994 587 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,333 588 00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:54,164 One night, I came out to train... 589 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:57,230 di-di Brian's. 590 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:02,275 I just returned home to find my wife lying there... 591 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:05,008 with a remote view. 592 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,209 I see an open window, 593 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:10,846 and from there I saw our people walking through the parking lot. 594 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:15,188 I'm definitely chasing him, but I'm too sick From training. 595 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,193 - [Chattering] - [Man] Of course, the training. 596 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,786 Right After that, I found There are other people like me. 597 00:35:19,852 --> 00:35:23,925 and I formed this group. 598 00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:25,935 599 00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:28,267 The point is, 600 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:31,865 we might not know the name, but we go to him 601 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:35,606 And one day, he will slip. 602 00:35:35,668 --> 00:35:40,048 And when he does, we will do it Being there to wear it him... 603 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:42,278 and cut the ball off! 604 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:46,312 - [All groaning] - Okay sorry. Sorry, everyone Maybe we don't want to really go that far. 605 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,984 That's yucky Now, you don't need to wait for for him to slip. 606 00:35:49,048 --> 00:35:51,358 He already has 607 00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:54,591 Because when he ran out of my apartment- 608 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,633 Seeing! He's a circus clown! 609 00:35:56,689 --> 00:35:59,067 610 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:04,531 611 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:06,668 Yes, we already know about the clothes 612 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,873 He ran out of everything Our home is naked, you know. 613 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:13,041 The clothes really haven't given us anything yet. 614 00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:15,051 [Sobbing] What? 615 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:21,819 Damn it! 616 00:36:21,881 --> 00:36:25,852 I mean, there must be another way to catch this woman man 617 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:38,672 Gentlemen, 618 00:36:38,731 --> 00:36:42,406 - prepare to fight. - [All cheering] 619 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:45,415 Listen, everything This will be... 620 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:48,941 our common area from our search, okay 621 00:36:49,008 --> 00:36:51,818 Now, years ago I am in the army, 622 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,551 and we spend a lot of time in this area here 623 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,786 Soldiers, they call it Asia, 624 00:36:56,849 --> 00:36:58,920 but I like to call it Strange Sex World. 625 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:03,623 Scrap Iron, you are my man. 626 00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:06,431 This will be your area. [suggest that... 627 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:09,200 You stick to the back road and the whore's house. 628 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,298 - I'm right on it - Good '. 629 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:14,867 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Scrap, wait a minute. Leon. 630 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:19,009 This postmark is from Chicago 631 00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:22,541 - [Candy] Hey. - Let me see it, Lester. 632 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:26,181 If a woman lives here in Chicago, that should be easy. 633 00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:29,488 I mean, you can find all women you've been together in town right? 634 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:32,256 That's a very good question, Candy. Yes I can, 635 00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:37,631 because I have written all the names of my sweet lady who is very special... 636 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,102 In this book, my book is black. 637 00:37:40,159 --> 00:37:44,039 - Look at that - And besides, 638 00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:48,442 I have made this photocopy for all of you to see. 639 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:52,448 - That's for you, Lester. - Do you know who this woman is? 640 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:55,007 Yes, I did it because when I read this letter... 641 00:37:55,074 --> 00:37:57,918 I heard a sound that was connected to my face. 642 00:37:57,977 --> 00:38:00,651 And because I have what is called 20-20 memory, 643 00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:04,684 who said that this is I am very special Sweet Thing. 644 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:12,835 Leon Phelps. 645 00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:17,431 - You are miserable, fat jackass. - There is! 646 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,976 What are you doing here? I wish you were dead. 647 00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:22,205 No, I'm not dead. Astonishing. 648 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:24,213 - Ew! - What? 649 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:27,341 You expect me to let you stick your tongue in my mouth after two years? 650 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,511 Yes, I do. Ooh, Courvoisier. 651 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,521 Let's drink. Come on in, honey This is good. 652 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,824 Leon, why not? do you call me? 653 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:39,128 654 00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:42,722 This is the problem. They keep changing all that collects call telephone numbers, 655 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:45,826 it became very difficult for me to use the telephone 656 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:48,963 - Just close I can't believe this - Fine. 657 00:38:49,028 --> 00:38:53,477 I met you under the stands on a dog lane. You sweet-talk me away. 658 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:57,036 Next thing, I finish off the slobs with you in the Chuck E. Cheese bathroom. 659 00:38:57,102 --> 00:39:00,015 You call me Your sweet stuff 660 00:39:00,072 --> 00:39:03,383 Wait a minute. It says here we do it at Laundromat. 661 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:05,422 - What? - Yeah. 662 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:09,357 Don't you send me a note about getting together and sharing your money, honey? 663 00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,827 Error sometimes funny 664 00:39:17,890 --> 00:39:20,496 Listen, I can really use that drink now Okay, that's good. I have everything except the glass. 665 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:25,935 - Enter hell, Leon. - Yes, I heard you first. 666 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,777 No, no, no, no, no. Hope you burn in hell - Yes, so much attention. - Rot and burn. 667 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:32,145 - Yes, in hell I got you. - Your mother is like Florida Evans! 668 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,707 Listen, there's no reason to go there. 669 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:39,483 You duck duck Thank you 670 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,684 ♪♪ [Soul, unclear] 671 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:44,785 Hey, Sandra, it's me, Leon. What happened? 672 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:50,297 673 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:04,107 674 00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:06,877 A) "f Soul] 675 00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:21,995 - Hey, Margie What's up? It's Leon. - Hi. How are you? Glad to see you. 676 00:40:22,054 --> 00:40:24,000 Sorry to bother you Yes, I know you have to go. - Listen, did you write this letter? - What? 677 00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:26,058 No? Good. Let's go up there. Have fun tonight. 678 00:40:26,125 --> 00:40:28,071 Play some AI Green and beat him in the ass. He likes it. 679 00:40:28,127 --> 00:40:30,767 Hey. How are you doing?? Hey, what happened, Evelyn? I remember- 680 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,742 . 681 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:35,938 [More than PA] What happened, Chicago? 682 00:40:37,770 --> 00:40:40,114 683 00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:56,729 684 00:40:56,789 --> 00:40:58,826 685 00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:02,134 Woman, if you are rich and I'm waiting for you, 686 00:41:02,194 --> 00:41:05,437 can you please meet me on the nacho cart? 687 00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:09,309 Also, if you are rich in and you want to repeat, 688 00:41:09,368 --> 00:41:12,349 please meet me on the nacho cart? 689 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,425 - Hey, Lester. - I stepped on the time machine. 690 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:26,292 Look at this place. This place is disgusting. 691 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:28,388 You don't have to stay long. Long enough to meet Leon. 692 00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:30,399 I told you, He is just what your station needs. 693 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:34,870 - Leon, this is Cyrus - Cyrus Cunningham 694 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:37,066 Yes, here it is it throws you away 695 00:41:37,129 --> 00:41:40,599 You're much shorter than I expected. But the hair and shoes help. 696 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:44,375 Well, Julie, my dear, I said I will meet your friends, and I have. 697 00:41:44,436 --> 00:41:46,382 I wasted a lot of my time in the process. 698 00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:49,442 Obviously, you haven't grown much because of our little mistakes 699 00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:51,488 Listen, Cyrus, why not? listen for a while? 700 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,217 WAMS has succeeded well without assistance to refuse... 701 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:57,522 and winos and ditsy women who think they can run with big boys. 702 00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:00,826 If you need temporary work, let me know, good? Must go. Love your place 703 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,366 Listen, don't talk for Julie like that 704 00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:09,495 Excuse me. What is that, little one? 705 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:12,269 I say that you don't speak for Julie like that 706 00:42:12,331 --> 00:42:14,402 [Cyrus Chuckles] 707 00:42:14,466 --> 00:42:18,539 Don't push me in front of your peeps, okay? 708 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:22,780 Don't let the subtle taste fool you. I'm from the street. 709 00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:25,754 Oh yeah? Well, I still live on the streets... 710 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:28,883 and occasionally find myself awake in the street. 711 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:30,688 That's right. Right. 712 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,025 Gentlemen, there will be there is no battle in this bar 713 00:42:33,085 --> 00:42:36,726 Okay, alright. We can take it out. 714 00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:50,142 Listen, forgive me We-we went down with the wrong foot here. 715 00:42:50,202 --> 00:42:52,842 Um, why aren't we just? let bygones become bygones? 716 00:42:52,905 --> 00:42:54,851 Whatever you say, sugar. It's okay with me. 717 00:42:54,907 --> 00:42:58,980 Listen, how about you? likes to offer pickled pork legs. 718 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:01,285 I don't think so. 719 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:03,292 [memo] Come on, Johnny Mathis. 720 00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:06,921 - You say you are from the street. - Yeah. 721 00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:09,864 Yeah, well, Julie told me that while they're datin ', 722 00:43:09,922 --> 00:43:13,426 There are a number of things. Cyrus has no taste. 723 00:43:13,492 --> 00:43:16,166 [Waiter Bar Laughter] 724 00:43:16,228 --> 00:43:18,105 - [Leon] interesting - [Cyrus] Hey, hey, hey. 725 00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:20,268 It's nothing, okay? That's not the problem. 726 00:43:20,332 --> 00:43:22,505 I grew up on a pig's foot. 727 00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:25,548 I can eat this Good. I can eat it. If this is what you want, fine. 728 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:28,877 - Is this what you want me to do? - Mm-hmm. 729 00:43:28,941 --> 00:43:31,922 Just to impress you and the rest from Sunshine Band, I will eat it. 730 00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:33,923 [Leon] It's okay. 731 00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:38,189 See? I will eat here. Cut it a a little and eat it like that. See? 732 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,594 There. 733 00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:44,964 Maybe you think I'm going to retreat from the food bar, but- 734 00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:48,937 - Do you want some pickled eggs? - I like some pickled eggs. 735 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:51,497 One pick at a time. Why are we going to - 736 00:43:51,563 --> 00:43:53,668 Okay, I'll stay there for one pickled egg 737 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:57,475 Listen, everyone People actually eat bar food. 738 00:43:57,536 --> 00:44:00,483 [Scrap] Okay, boy, eat it. The food is free. 739 00:44:00,539 --> 00:44:03,452 - It's gone. - Choose / ed the eggs you want, you have. 740 00:44:03,508 --> 00:44:05,818 [Scrap] This is not welfare. This is a good item. 741 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:08,187 - Mmm. - Mmm, mmm, mmm! 742 00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:12,956 - Hey, what about some prairie oysters? - Ooh, prairie oysters! 743 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:15,794 - They're really good - Come on. Come on. Let's go. 744 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:19,165 - looks like chitlin to me. - prairie oysters Mmm! 745 00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:22,535 Oh, yes, look at that. Oh, yes, it's fresh. 746 00:44:22,594 --> 00:44:27,065 This will be very good. I have never had it since yesterday. 747 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:29,237 - M m m! - [Woman] This is the taste that is gained. 748 00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:33,406 [memo] Take your time. 749 00:44:33,472 --> 00:44:35,577 [Bar Patrons Strike, Chattering] 750 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,383 Hmm? Good, huh? 751 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,924 - Spicy pork sword. - [all groaning] 752 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,256 [Man] Not a pig ball. 753 00:44:46,585 --> 00:44:49,725 Spicy pork balls. Where did you find this? 754 00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:52,098 Ooh, look at that. They got two balls. 755 00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:56,333 And they will get here. Mmm! Mmm! 756 00:44:56,395 --> 00:44:59,899 Oh! Yes indeed. Look at them. 757 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:06,582 Eat everything you want, boy. Eat everything you want. 758 00:45:10,342 --> 00:45:13,221 [Man] Show him how to do it, Leon. 759 00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:15,918 Mmm '. Mmm, mmm, mmm '. 760 00:45:17,649 --> 00:45:20,061 How do you do it? 761 00:45:20,118 --> 00:45:22,564 So what is that? 762 00:45:22,621 --> 00:45:25,295 I have eaten more exotic foods than that. 763 00:45:25,357 --> 00:45:27,769 - What about a piece of resistance? - Hmm. 764 00:45:27,826 --> 00:45:31,239 - back inflammation bumps. - [Candy] Especially for the house. 765 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:33,833 Practically nobody eats this. 766 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:37,369 - I don't remember them on the menu. - Oh, this is good 767 00:45:37,436 --> 00:45:40,974 This is new. Best! 768 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:44,350 - This is mine - No no No. Impossible. Impossible! 769 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,650 - They are mine. - Release them! 770 00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,588 Geez 771 00:45:48,647 --> 00:45:50,854 [Scrap] Don't fight above the prone clumps. Come on, now. 772 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:53,396 That's it, now. That's great. That is good. 773 00:45:53,452 --> 00:45:57,491 - only some are prone to lumps. - The grass you want, you have. 774 00:45:57,556 --> 00:46:00,935 - I got your lump. - [all groaning] 775 00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:03,336 - Enjoy the taste. - Mm-hmm. 776 00:46:03,395 --> 00:46:06,604 [memo] Got some hot sauce to go with it too. 777 00:46:06,665 --> 00:46:10,442 - Mmm. I do it. - Right. You must do it 778 00:46:10,502 --> 00:46:13,779 - I did it. - You did it I am proud of you. 779 00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:16,319 I did it. I do it! [laughs] 780 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:19,355 I have never seen anything like this in my life. 781 00:46:19,411 --> 00:46:23,257 - Wow, you just ate bad luck. - [Al / Laughter] 782 00:46:23,315 --> 00:46:26,694 - What are some? - You only eat some human waste. 783 00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:31,696 Human poop Human excrement 784 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:35,499 Why are you going to a bottle of human waste 785 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,006 What holidays might you bottle of human waste for? 786 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:41,135 - [Scrap] The funniest idea yet! - You are a person sick! 787 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:43,475 That's the first time has ever worked 788 00:46:43,535 --> 00:46:45,481 We scored so big. 789 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,811 You know that is our last chance at a fixed salary. 790 00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:56,826 - Mm-hmm. - But I feel good. I feel very good. 791 00:46:56,882 --> 00:46:59,089 That's good, because listening, it's impossible... 792 00:46:59,151 --> 00:47:02,496 that I will let that guy not respect my Julie twice 793 00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:08,434 So, listen, excuse me. 794 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:12,600 I'll go to the bathroom to vomit pig balls. 795 00:47:26,678 --> 00:47:30,057 Gentlemen, we've been waiting for for today for a long time. 796 00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:34,723 - [Murmuring] - This person, "Lad / es Man", 797 00:47:34,786 --> 00:47:38,097 think he can take something from us, something we care about. 798 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:42,400 - Our maturity Did he succeed? - [All] no! 799 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:45,100 No, he doesn't. Why? Because we are men among men. 800 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:47,837 - Right! Yes! - Superman! 801 00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:51,540 And from now on, I declare our highest virility! 802 00:47:51,603 --> 00:47:53,742 [cheering] 803 00:47:59,911 --> 00:48:03,222 ♪ I feel like this is something very special ♪ 804 00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:06,785 ♪ Someone told me this is really grand ♪ 805 00:48:06,851 --> 00:48:09,525 ♪ I have a new contract alive now ♪ 806 00:48:09,588 --> 00:48:12,535 ♪ And it's all because we're going to get The Ladies Man ♪ 807 00:48:12,591 --> 00:48:15,299 [All] That's right! 808 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,830 ♪ Instantly the search for is really over ♪ 809 00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,969 ♪ Everything is happening as planned ♪ 810 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:24,912 ♪ I hope he is naked and handsome ♪ 811 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:27,473 ♪ And it's all because we will get this Ladies Man ♪ 812 00:48:27,539 --> 00:48:29,815 That's right! 813 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:34,220 When we catch it, we will cut the ball. 814 00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:36,589 ♪ I don't know what I feel; 815 00:48:36,648 --> 00:48:39,754 ♪ I have never felt it like this before ♪ 816 00:48:39,818 --> 00:48:43,129 ♪ I want to sing from the top of the mountain ♪ 817 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:47,830 ♪ And let my heart soar ♪ 818 00:49:17,856 --> 00:49:19,802 Up to - 819 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:24,107 [Elevator Bell Dings] 820 00:49:24,162 --> 00:49:27,473 ♪ I can't believe is finally over ♪ 821 00:49:27,532 --> 00:49:30,638 ♪ All of my dreams are close ♪ 822 00:49:30,702 --> 00:49:34,248 ♪ I'll kill that dirty *** ♪ 823 00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:34,306 ♪ I'll kill that dirty *** ♪ 824 00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:37,615 ♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪ 825 00:49:37,676 --> 00:49:41,453 ♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪♪ 826 00:49:41,513 --> 00:49:45,290 His name is Leon Phelps. I fired him a week ago. 827 00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:49,864 Say, is that the picture? from him there? 828 00:49:49,921 --> 00:49:52,993 Yes Yes it is. That's your person. 829 00:49:53,058 --> 00:49:55,060 That, uh- That's Leon Phelps. 830 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:57,732 [Lance] Leon Phelps. 831 00:49:57,796 --> 00:50:00,470 Where might we find this Leon Phelps 832 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:04,340 Oh, you might try the house, 833 00:50:04,402 --> 00:50:07,781 or the gin tank is called Lester's Lounge. 834 00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:12,310 And when you find it, tell him entered and took this nonsense. 835 00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:15,085 - What is this? - A fan letter... 836 00:50:15,146 --> 00:50:18,218 Of all the prostitutes he has been banging over the past few years. 837 00:50:18,283 --> 00:50:20,889 Much of this comes from my wife - [Woman] Do you think I wrote this? - [Leon] Yes, I did it. 838 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:27,099 839 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:31,436 Sorry, Leon. I'm not right I'm interested in staying now too. 840 00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:35,376 - [Knocking On Door] - You in ten minutes. 841 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,572 Excuse me. I will only change for a moment. 842 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:46,345 This is a good place. Seen like you finally managed to produce a lot of time. 843 00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:49,824 Yes, my job is everything for me now 844 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:52,122 That's why I can't dream to settle down. 845 00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:55,687 Actually, the only thing has ever compared... 846 00:50:55,754 --> 00:50:57,700 for the sensation of my appearance... 847 00:50:57,756 --> 00:51:00,930 are those wild nights we were together in bed. 848 00:51:00,992 --> 00:51:03,495 Yes, we do some pretty messy messes 849 00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:08,276 - Hey, Leon - Yeah? 850 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,506 I have a crazy idea. 851 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:13,139 I have a few minutes before I continue. 852 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:16,651 Let's hurry for a long time. 853 00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:21,123 That's not a crazy idea. I like the idea and I will support it. 854 00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:25,286 Let's do it like it used to - _ very bad! 855 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:28,456 [Honking Horn] 856 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,263 Listen, maybe that's not a good idea. We don't have time to do this. 857 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:36,396 We will do it quickly. Come on, baby. You know what Bloopy likes. 858 00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:39,271 - [Honking] - All right, listen, Bloopy? 859 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:41,776 I will move forward. I must remain in character. 860 00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:43,813 Now, give me, you man. 861 00:51:43,868 --> 00:51:48,248 - Take it easy there, Bloopy. - Bloopy will lick you all. 862 00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:52,345 Okay, listen. I don't know 863 00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:56,582 Oh, what the hell is 864 00:51:56,648 --> 00:51:59,822 ♪ I can't believe is finally over ♪ 865 00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:03,161 ♪ All of my dreams are close ♪ 866 00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:06,600 ♪ I'll kill that dirty *** ♪ 867 00:52:06,658 --> 00:52:10,037 ♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪ 868 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:12,665 ♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪♪ 869 00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:14,676 That's right! 870 00:52:29,481 --> 00:52:32,223 - Things, why don't you - - Yeah. 871 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,458 [All Shouts] 872 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:42,370 [Man] He is not here, guys. 873 00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:44,373 This is rotten 874 00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:46,636 ♪ It's rotten, he's not here and this smells ♪ 875 00:52:46,698 --> 00:52:49,645 ♪ And we know why she's not here because she's not ♪ 876 00:52:49,701 --> 00:52:52,011 ♪ He goes ♪♪ 877 00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:55,176 [Barney] So this is where he lives. 878 00:52:57,976 --> 00:53:00,650 Good, tasty. 879 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:07,427 Gentlemen, let's torch it 880 00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:17,206 - Hey, ' Come on 881 00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:20,141 [All Screaming] 882 00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:30,344 We really don't think about it through 883 00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:32,945 The place is full of pleather and cologne. 884 00:53:33,011 --> 00:53:36,891 [Lance] It feels quite encouraging, though, when it's burning. 885 00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:52,707 Ah, gentlemen, Can I help you? 886 00:53:52,764 --> 00:53:56,541 - A cup of beer for my men. - [All] Yeah! 887 00:53:56,601 --> 00:54:02,142 - Can I help you again? - I think there is My card. 888 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:06,249 We also see for this guy 889 00:54:06,311 --> 00:54:08,723 His name is Leon Phelps. 890 00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:12,353 - He also went by " Lad / es Man. " - [All] Yes! 891 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:15,557 - your friend? - You might say that . 892 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:18,430 - [All chuckles] - We want to kill him. 893 00:54:18,489 --> 00:54:21,493 Well, he doesn't hang out here. [Chuckles] 894 00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:25,336 What do you want to kill a man? like that? 895 00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:28,002 He is a dangerous thief heart. 896 00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:31,673 He seduces my wife. He messed up all our women! 897 00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,579 [All] Yes! 898 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:37,643 - That's why you want to kill Phelps. - Oh, yes. 899 00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:41,156 Yes, that's why we want to kill him. And we will leave. 900 00:54:41,212 --> 00:54:44,750 We will catch it and cut the small pecker. 901 00:54:44,816 --> 00:54:48,457 - You're not talking about- - That's it! 902 00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:51,531 [All Shouts] 903 00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:02,602 Get him! 904 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:06,205 - See you later! - [Barney] How did he do it? 905 00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:09,843 - He has taken root again us again. - Lance, the black booklet. 906 00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:12,854 Oh yeah. 907 00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:14,856 Oh yeah, this is good. 908 00:55:14,912 --> 00:55:16,914 This is great! 909 00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:19,587 [Everyone laughs] 910 00:55:19,651 --> 00:55:23,963 - Why is it so good? - This is a book of all numbers. 911 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,630 This isn't cool It's not fair. 912 00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:36,839 I did nothing to get this. [Crying] 913 00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:40,439 My house This is my home! 914 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,645 [Screaming] Why? 915 00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,532 [Conversations, is unclear] 916 00:56:12,070 --> 00:56:14,016 Mm. 917 00:56:39,297 --> 00:56:42,244 [Leon] That's how my uncle taught us to drink tea. 918 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:46,476 You put your pinkie up. Then bring it to your lips, like this. 919 00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:49,017 Julie Come on in. 920 00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:51,713 Your friend Leon has made some suggestions... 921 00:56:51,776 --> 00:56:54,757 related to us and our love life. 922 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:58,316 I'm glad you invited Leon here to spend time with us. 923 00:56:58,382 --> 00:57:00,419 I didn't invite Leon - 924 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:03,227 As far as I know, he can stay as long as he wants. 925 00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:05,790 - [Edna] I will drink for that - Leon, too. 926 00:57:05,857 --> 00:57:10,169 If you get some Courvoisier, we can do it pour some here too 927 00:57:10,228 --> 00:57:12,539 Julie, when am I? will see your room Julie, when am I? will see your room ♪ I'm a Julie piano ♪ 928 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:12,597 ♪ I'm a Julie piano ♪♪ 929 00:57:12,697 --> 00:57:16,543 That's the song I wrote for you Listen, you're good at a little stuffed animal there And look at that nice poster from Rick Astley 930 00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:19,047 Okay, I said this is temporary 931 00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:21,208 932 00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:25,345 933 00:57:25,409 --> 00:57:28,049 934 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:30,388 935 00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:32,587 - You don't need to tease me. - Yes, I did 936 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,857 I want to remind you, young woman, 937 00:57:34,919 --> 00:57:39,026 about "trailer park" ocean "line, my house... 938 00:57:39,090 --> 00:57:41,536 which I don't is anymore 939 00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:44,937 Oh, man. 940 00:57:44,996 --> 00:57:49,342 You know something, Julie? I realize that my life is really annoying. You know whose fault it is, isn't it? This is Wang's mistake. I have to cut this item. - You won't cut it. - I know. That's the craziest thing I've thought about it. 941 00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:57,410 But I can't live like this anymore 942 00:57:57,475 --> 00:58:01,981 943 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,992 944 00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:07,222 945 00:58:07,285 --> 00:58:10,027 946 00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:13,762 I'm very bored "Lad / es Man. " 947 00:58:15,827 --> 00:58:20,469 You know, you have never "The Ladies Man" for me. 948 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,477 - really - right 949 00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:27,004 No, for me you are always like that only old Phelps Leon. 950 00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:31,178 A lonely, misguided... 951 00:58:31,242 --> 00:58:33,188 idiot 952 00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:36,191 [Chuckles] You know something Julie Hmm? 953 00:58:36,247 --> 00:58:40,559 I think you wrote the mystery letter. 954 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:44,088 [Laughing Laughter] 955 00:58:44,155 --> 00:58:47,762 Yes! Leon, I have never had sex with you, 956 00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:49,930 especially not on Laundromat. 957 00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:52,941 Yes, that's right 958 00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:57,037 Do you know what? 959 00:58:57,101 --> 00:59:01,811 It will be very nice if you have written this letter 960 00:59:01,873 --> 00:59:03,819 - Oh huh? - Yeah. 961 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:06,719 You know, a girl like you, is what I need. 962 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:09,724 I don't need some mysterious woman. 963 00:59:11,449 --> 00:59:15,898 Now, how can you find it? Are women like me? 964 00:59:15,953 --> 00:59:18,559 Yes, how can I find it? is a girl like you? 965 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,569 He must be single. 966 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,970 - It will be very fun now. - Yeah. 967 00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:25,974 And he will do it must be interesting 968 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:29,944 - Yeah, well, you have that - [Laughs] 969 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:33,881 He must have the old man won't throw you away from the terrace 970 00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:36,214 Yes, it must be very good 971 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,522 And he has to do it You've been around long enough... 972 00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:46,221 to finally realize how beautiful the person you can be. 973 01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:05,873 Julie, can you do it again? 974 01:00:05,937 --> 01:00:08,178 , 1 'So far, 1' 975 01:00:08,239 --> 01:00:11,948 ♪ Like a sea of storms ♪ 976 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:18,187 ♪ Reaching the sky ♪ 977 01:00:18,249 --> 01:00:20,855 I was f. " 978 01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:27,133 That's all. 979 01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:29,797 - That's all. - What? What? 980 01:00:31,562 --> 01:00:33,564 Del a e. 981 01:00:33,631 --> 01:00:35,804 DeLune! 982 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:37,937 DeLune, DeLune. 983 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,573 Dear DeLune! 984 01:00:40,638 --> 01:00:43,676 Sweet thing is Honey DeLune! 985 01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:46,745 That's all! 986 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:48,813 Oh, my God! 987 01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:51,655 lam rich 988 01:00:51,716 --> 01:00:56,495 Look out, Chicago! Ladies Man is back! 989 01:00:56,554 --> 01:00:58,500 Yes! 990 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:04,798 [Lester Narrating] Well, there goes Leon Phelps, chasing his dream. 991 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:08,002 But this is a funny thing about running after a dream - 992 01:01:08,065 --> 01:01:11,842 sometimes what you are dreaming about being in front of you all this time. 993 01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:15,372 Lester, can you just shut up give me the number for Honey DeLune? 994 01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:17,385 Right. 995 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:21,916 I thought you could use a little advice. 996 01:01:23,581 --> 01:01:25,527 Good. 997 01:01:27,451 --> 01:01:29,397 5, 9-- 998 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,399 [Ring] 999 01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:37,905 - Hello? - guess who, sweet thing! 1000 01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:40,738 - Leon? Leon Phelps? - [chuckles] 1001 01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:43,904 That's right baby. This is your Laundromat love machine. 1002 01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,914 God! This! 1003 01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:48,382 - So you got my letter right? - Mm-hmm. 1004 01:01:48,439 --> 01:01:51,477 Oh, so much time has elapsed, I think... 1005 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:54,284 maybe you don't want to do with me 1006 01:01:54,345 --> 01:01:57,383 - I think it's stupid, huh? - That is. 1007 01:01:57,448 --> 01:02:00,361 - [laughs] - That's really stupid, baby Since the last we met each other, 1008 01:02:00,418 --> 01:02:02,523 - I experience this pain in my soul. - Oh, you do 1009 01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:06,762 1010 01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:10,636 Yes. What if I come there and go to town with your money and your ass? 1011 01:02:10,694 --> 01:02:12,640 Oh! Heh-heh! 1012 01:02:12,696 --> 01:02:16,234 Oh, uh, Leon, you will have to give me a little time. 1013 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:21,678 - for what? - To tie a few loose ends 1014 01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:26,017 Honey, I want to leave my whole life back and run away with you 1015 01:02:26,077 --> 01:02:29,286 How about a trip around the world sounds for beginners 1016 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,451 - Do you pay for it? - Of course. 1017 01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:34,462 - Well, that sounds good. - Great. 1018 01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:36,794 Um, come and lift me tomorrow night. Well? 1019 01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:40,233 Alright. Sure, sweetie. Ha ha! 1020 01:02:40,291 --> 01:02:42,237 [Beep Off] 1021 01:02:42,293 --> 01:02:45,604 - Are you talking on the phone now? - No, my dear 1022 01:02:45,663 --> 01:02:47,734 Good. 1023 01:02:47,798 --> 01:02:51,143 - Try good, my friend - Hello, Mrs. DeLune. 1024 01:02:54,839 --> 01:02:57,649 This is the pterodaktil. Hope you like it. 1025 01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:59,619 [Grunting, groaning] 1026 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:04,321 - , 1 'Who is the woman) - , 1' Who is the woman) 1027 01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:08,591 - , 1 'beautiful woman); - Hey! 1028 01:03:08,719 --> 01:03:10,460 - Yo! - What's wrong, Aloysius? 1029 01:03:10,521 --> 01:03:13,263 - My main man! - I need some new items. 1030 01:03:13,324 --> 01:03:16,965 - Man, I'm closed, honey - it's okay 1031 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:31,048 - I think you have a deal - Yeah. Mm! 1032 01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:33,054 Mm! 1033 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:36,023 ♪ Wake up in the down style ♪ 1034 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,718 - , 1 'Everyone gets up, 1' - Yeah. 1035 01:03:37,781 --> 01:03:40,955 - ♪ Wake up under the style ♪ - It's fighting. 1036 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:45,899 - ♪ Wake up under the style ♪ - Mm-hmm. Player of the year. 1037 01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:50,803 - you're the person now - ♪ Wake up under the style ♪ 1038 01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:53,808 - , 1 'Everyone wakes up, 1' - It's cleaner than a bankrupt dog. 1039 01:03:56,567 --> 01:03:58,774 ♪ Everyone wakes up i} 1040 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,748 - [Men] Hey, Leon! - Yes that's true. This is me. 1041 01:04:06,810 --> 01:04:08,756 Hey, it's Leon! 1042 01:04:08,812 --> 01:04:10,758 [All exciting] 1043 01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:14,555 - do you like that? - I don't believe this 1044 01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:16,564 Custom-made, $ 100. 1045 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:19,226 - You look like Monkey D. - Thank you very much. 1046 01:04:19,290 --> 01:04:21,930 I just got out of the phone with my Sweet Thing. 1047 01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:25,166 He will take me on a trip around the world. 1048 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:28,005 [Candy] Wow! Where are you going, Leon? 1049 01:04:28,065 --> 01:04:30,705 Well, basically, in the whole world, you know 1050 01:04:30,768 --> 01:04:34,341 We're going to Paris, of course. We might go to France. 1051 01:04:34,405 --> 01:04:38,683 Acapulco, Sweden, maybe the Solomon Islands. 1052 01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:42,952 - You know. - Well, Leon, you finally succeeded. 1053 01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:46,517 That's how I like it To see it, you know. 1054 01:04:46,584 --> 01:04:49,030 When a man works hard all his life... 1055 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:52,693 and dorks hundreds of women, many that he doesn't even remember, 1056 01:04:52,756 --> 01:04:55,202 You want to think about it at the end of the day... 1057 01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:58,206 he will be given a lot of money without having to get it. 1058 01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:00,640 [memo] I believe that, huh. 1059 01:05:00,698 --> 01:05:04,043 So, yes, I think I've found real happiness. And I raised my glass. 1060 01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:07,207 - For happiness. - [Leon] For happiness. 1061 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:09,877 - [Scrap] Happiness. ' - Thank you. 1062 01:05:10,941 --> 01:05:13,717 Mmm! 1063 01:05:13,777 --> 01:05:15,723 That is a good Courvoisier. 1064 01:05:15,779 --> 01:05:18,885 I want to live and have Others, as usual, 1065 01:05:18,949 --> 01:05:22,362 but I can't save the future Ms. Leon Phelps waits. 1066 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:26,128 So I offered you a replacement. Goodbye on the other side of the track. 1067 01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:28,636 - Take care of yourself. - Alright, Scrap. 1068 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:31,172 Julie, You made it on time. 1069 01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:34,266 I was on my way to see the girl of my dreams. 1070 01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:21,656 Yes. Now, that's what I'm talking about [Sighs] Leon Phelps. 1071 01:06:26,518 --> 01:06:30,193 - Damn it! - Honey, what happened to your face? 1072 01:06:30,255 --> 01:06:34,670 This is nothing. That's only one from the Biore patch, that's all 1073 01:06:34,726 --> 01:06:39,436 Sorry about that I brought you some flowers. 1074 01:06:39,498 --> 01:06:42,968 They look and feel plastic, But they smell nice. 1075 01:06:43,035 --> 01:06:46,983 And I also bought you my favorite Mexican wine box - A little heavy. - [laughs] 1076 01:06:47,039 --> 01:06:52,387 You always have become... given. 1077 01:06:52,444 --> 01:06:54,788 - Mm. - Why aren't you entering? 1078 01:06:54,846 --> 01:06:58,384 1079 01:06:58,450 --> 01:07:02,057 1080 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,430 I will. This is my home, After all. Right? 1081 01:07:04,489 --> 01:07:08,665 I mean, this is my statue, and this is my carpet This is my mirror. 1082 01:07:08,727 --> 01:07:10,729 That's my jar And that is my decoration. 1083 01:07:10,796 --> 01:07:12,776 Why don't you sit in the living room chair, and I will give you a drink. 1084 01:07:12,831 --> 01:07:15,038 Let me see I remember- Cour- 1085 01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:18,912 Courvoisier, yes That is the drink. 1086 01:07:20,972 --> 01:07:23,475 Yes. This is a good place you go there. 1087 01:07:23,542 --> 01:07:26,819 There is no boat house, but good 1088 01:07:26,878 --> 01:07:30,348 Can we sell it? [Laughter] is just joking. 1089 01:07:30,415 --> 01:07:32,793 Oh my God, this butt load from the cash you got here 1090 01:07:32,851 --> 01:07:35,855 1091 01:07:35,921 --> 01:07:39,164 1092 01:07:39,224 --> 01:07:43,673 - is this ours? - Well, this is ours now 1093 01:07:43,729 --> 01:07:47,006 Now, that's good, but it should be so put it in a safer place, 1094 01:07:47,065 --> 01:07:49,011 like a bank or something '. 1095 01:07:49,067 --> 01:07:51,980 Stop talking. 1096 01:07:52,037 --> 01:07:54,313 - I want you to take me, wild man - Now? 1097 01:07:54,373 --> 01:07:57,377 Yes now. My husband will not return for hours. 1098 01:07:57,442 --> 01:08:00,150 - Your husband. - Yeah. This is not a big problem. 1099 01:08:00,212 --> 01:08:03,056 You might have to kill it, but I don't think it will come for that. 1100 01:08:12,991 --> 01:08:17,030 You should be sure it's safe, because I can guarantee if it's not safe... 1101 01:08:19,765 --> 01:08:23,178 Because all this time I have learned not to do... 1102 01:08:23,235 --> 01:08:25,511 - things that are not safe, you understand - [Sniffs] 1103 01:08:25,570 --> 01:08:27,675 - Because- - Shut up and kiss me. 1104 01:08:30,108 --> 01:08:32,315 Okay, listen, is very good, but- 1105 01:08:32,377 --> 01:08:34,653 Fine- ♪ Hey, macarena ♪♪ 1106 01:08:34,713 --> 01:08:36,852 Listen, this isn't cool 1107 01:08:36,915 --> 01:08:40,419 Why don't we talk first? We can never really - Whoa! 1108 01:08:40,485 --> 01:08:43,989 - We will never arrest this person - Calm down, Barney. 1109 01:08:44,055 --> 01:08:47,434 You have to take it attitude to lose and subdue it. 1110 01:08:47,492 --> 01:08:49,972 Wrestling to the ground. 1111 01:08:51,029 --> 01:08:55,375 The pin is well oiled and... 1112 01:08:55,434 --> 01:08:58,438 musky shape under hard. 1113 01:08:58,503 --> 01:09:01,575 Let him feel... 1114 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:05,087 soft on- breath on the back of the neck. 1115 01:09:05,143 --> 01:09:07,555 [Murmurings] 1116 01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:10,982 [Cleansing Throat] 1117 01:09:12,050 --> 01:09:14,929 I mean- You know what I am... 1118 01:09:14,986 --> 01:09:17,262 try to get on. 1119 01:09:17,322 --> 01:09:19,859 - Oh yeah. Oh of course. - You bet - [Honey] Yes! Yes! Yes! - [Leon] no, no No. 1120 01:09:19,925 --> 01:09:23,634 - Listen, I can't do it - What? 1121 01:09:23,695 --> 01:09:27,438 - I can't do it It's not a problem. - looks good 1122 01:09:27,499 --> 01:09:30,480 Oh, no, that's a problem. Yes. 1123 01:09:30,535 --> 01:09:32,674 1124 01:09:32,737 --> 01:09:35,217 But I can't do it. Something's wrong 1125 01:09:35,273 --> 01:09:37,184 You see, I - 1126 01:09:37,242 --> 01:09:41,384 I know I'm in control from my personal world - [ Murmurings] - Nobody has ever violated me - 1127 01:09:41,446 --> 01:09:44,052 my personal space. 1128 01:09:44,115 --> 01:09:46,061 That is certain. Oops. Butterfingers. 1129 01:09:46,117 --> 01:09:49,564 [All Chuckles] 1130 01:09:49,621 --> 01:09:51,567 Let me take this key, and we will be inside. 1131 01:09:51,623 --> 01:09:55,230 Something is wrong. I can't do this 1132 01:09:55,293 --> 01:09:57,603 - You know, I think that I am in love. - What? 1133 01:09:57,662 --> 01:10:01,667 Yes. When you send the letter, All I can think of is the money. 1134 01:10:01,733 --> 01:10:05,681 1135 01:10:05,737 --> 01:10:10,447 But then when we start doing it, all I can think of is Julie's face. 1136 01:10:10,509 --> 01:10:14,457 I don't mean to think of a few things hot girl when you bonin 'a skank. 1137 01:10:14,513 --> 01:10:17,585 - This is sensitive. - [Sengseng annoyed] 1138 01:10:17,649 --> 01:10:20,220 Gentlemen, please enter tranquility... 1139 01:10:20,285 --> 01:10:23,391 from my beautiful foyer 1140 01:10:23,455 --> 01:10:25,366 - Alright. - OK. 1141 01:10:25,423 --> 01:10:28,870 Listen- Listen, honey, I don't think this is a good idea. 1142 01:10:28,927 --> 01:10:31,407 - I told / 'ogy0u - - [Kissing] Remember ho w - 1143 01:10:31,463 --> 01:10:34,103 Yes, I know - Gettin 'together. 1144 01:10:36,868 --> 01:10:40,941 [Nervous Chuckle] Hi, my dear Have you ever met Leon Phelps? 1145 01:10:41,006 --> 01:10:44,112 - Yeah, what happened? - [Murmuring, Wailing] 1146 01:10:44,175 --> 01:10:46,849 - [Lance] Bitch girl! - Don't say " bitch." 1147 01:10:46,912 --> 01:10:51,019 That's not good. What is wrong with you? 1148 01:10:52,150 --> 01:10:54,596 - God! - [All Murmur] 1149 01:10:54,653 --> 01:10:58,226 - [Man] My wife has it? - Yes, he did it. 1150 01:10:58,290 --> 01:11:01,703 - [moans] - I can understand you bein 'angry, 1151 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,297 but you can't blame Wang. 1152 01:11:04,362 --> 01:11:07,138 - Well, he has a point. - I mean, it's beauty. 1153 01:11:07,198 --> 01:11:09,303 Kill him! 1154 01:11:09,367 --> 01:11:11,438 - yes! - yes! Not! 1155 01:11:11,503 --> 01:11:14,313 Yes, you heard what he said No! 1156 01:11:14,372 --> 01:11:17,148 I've waited longer for this from anyone 1157 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:21,247 Gentlemen... he's mine 1158 01:11:22,847 --> 01:11:25,453 - And he's dead - Yes! Yes! 1159 01:11:25,517 --> 01:11:27,963 [memo] ♪ Don't drink too much whiskey, girl ♪ 1160 01:11:28,019 --> 01:11:32,559 ♪ It's not good for you You know you're too beautiful, girl ♪ 1161 01:11:32,624 --> 01:11:34,570 ♪ You don't know what whiskey you can do ♪♪ 1162 01:11:34,626 --> 01:11:37,732 Talk to him, Lord. Please talk to him 1163 01:11:37,796 --> 01:11:40,072 I already said we are very similar. 1164 01:11:43,134 --> 01:11:46,672 It's okay, honey. Men are pigs. 1165 01:11:46,738 --> 01:11:51,278 The only way to deal with it is liquor 1166 01:11:51,343 --> 01:11:55,189 Liquor... and penicillin 1167 01:11:56,715 --> 01:12:00,356 I swear, I never thought I can be taken again... 1168 01:12:00,418 --> 01:12:03,194 by others who are not sincere. 1169 01:12:04,856 --> 01:12:09,032 Easy. Easy, girl That one Your rough guzzle got there. 1170 01:12:09,094 --> 01:12:14,134 I drink that one for Leon one true love. 1171 01:12:15,634 --> 01:12:17,739 Rot in hell, Dear DeLune. 1172 01:12:17,802 --> 01:12:19,975 In hell! 1173 01:12:20,038 --> 01:12:22,484 Did you say the woman's name? Is Honey DeLune? 1174 01:12:22,540 --> 01:12:24,781 That's what he said. 1175 01:12:24,843 --> 01:12:27,949 If that's the name, Leon is in a lot of trouble. 1176 01:12:28,013 --> 01:12:29,515 Why is that? 1177 01:12:29,581 --> 01:12:32,528 That's the wife of the dude who wants to kill Leon. 1178 01:12:34,119 --> 01:12:36,895 - Someone wants to kill Leon? - Mm-hmm. 1179 01:12:36,955 --> 01:12:39,231 'M'! Leon? - '(up 1180 01:12:39,357 --> 01:12:41,894 [Men singing] Spear! Spear! Spear! Lance! 1181 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,566 Lance! Spear! Spear! Lance! 1182 01:12:44,629 --> 01:12:47,200 Lance! Spear! Spear! Lance! 1183 01:12:47,265 --> 01:12:49,802 Spear! Spear! Spear! Spear! = Lance! Lance! Spear! Spear! - I will wrestle with you 1184 01:12:49,868 --> 01:12:53,680 You really don't have to do this 1185 01:12:53,738 --> 01:12:55,684 I just told your wife Honey that I was the one who changed 1186 01:12:55,740 --> 01:12:59,415 1187 01:12:59,477 --> 01:13:04,392 And if I can have self control for not a woman's bones are as good as her - 1188 01:13:04,449 --> 01:13:08,727 He can do that amazing thing with his tongue - 1189 01:13:10,989 --> 01:13:13,492 [all groaning] 1190 01:13:13,558 --> 01:13:16,903 [singing] Killing! Kill! Kill! Kill! 1191 01:13:16,961 --> 01:13:20,738 Oh yeah. I will enjoy this. 1192 01:13:20,799 --> 01:13:23,405 - [Chanting Dies Down] - Oil? 1193 01:13:23,468 --> 01:13:27,416 - No, it's okay. - Oh. 1194 01:13:27,472 --> 01:13:32,581 Well, II will still enjoy this 1195 01:13:32,644 --> 01:13:36,592 But certainly not as much. And that makes me angry. 1196 01:13:36,648 --> 01:13:40,118 -I am a master of Greco-Roman wrestling. - [All] Yes! 1197 01:13:40,185 --> 01:13:42,495 I will destroy you, 1198 01:13:42,554 --> 01:13:45,728 and you will learn new definition of pain! 1199 01:13:45,790 --> 01:13:48,532 - That's right! Yes! - OK! 1200 01:13:48,593 --> 01:13:52,735 Of course you don't want a drop? His lemon essence, and it's fun. 1201 01:13:52,797 --> 01:13:55,209 - Mm. - [Honey] Ah - 1202 01:13:55,266 --> 01:13:59,237 You'd better take the oil, Leon. It's pretty rough without oil. 1203 01:13:59,304 --> 01:14:03,047 - No, it's okay. I am fine. - Well. Match yourself 1204 01:14:03,108 --> 01:14:07,557 And Lance, baby, can you kick your ass calmly? 1205 01:14:07,612 --> 01:14:10,320 10-4, apricots. 1206 01:14:10,381 --> 01:14:14,557 Now, Leon Phelps, get ready to fulfill your doom. 1207 01:14:14,619 --> 01:14:16,394 - yes! - yes! 1208 01:14:16,454 --> 01:14:18,900 Cry of calamity, and free the dog of war! 1209 01:14:18,957 --> 01:14:20,300 - yes! - yes! 1210 01:14:22,961 --> 01:14:26,135 [Everyone groans] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1211 01:14:26,197 --> 01:14:28,074 Ooh! 1212 01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:30,443 - [Whimpers] - [All 1 O-O-Ohh! 1213 01:14:32,704 --> 01:14:36,516 - Ow! You beat me - Yeah. 1214 01:14:36,574 --> 01:14:39,186 That's not wrestling! Hello! 1215 01:14:41,813 --> 01:14:44,657 - [Grunts] - [crying] 1216 01:14:44,716 --> 01:14:47,322 Boss, you want us to let him go now, or 1217 01:14:47,385 --> 01:14:51,629 - He has a gun! - What, are you crazy, round boy? 1218 01:14:51,689 --> 01:14:55,728 No, we don't let him go! Back there! 1219 01:14:56,895 --> 01:14:59,136 These people destroyed my life! 1220 01:15:11,109 --> 01:15:15,114 - Cut the ball! - Wait a minute! 1221 01:15:23,922 --> 01:15:26,334 or sister or mother, 1222 01:15:40,381 --> 01:15:29,065 Yes, I have sex with them a little. 1223 01:15:29,127 --> 01:15:32,597 - Kill him! - There is something else I want to say. 1224 01:15:34,799 --> 01:15:37,143 - [All] Kill! - No, hold on! 1225 01:15:37,202 --> 01:15:40,149 I don't force myself on your woman - Like Frank. You, for example. - Yeah? 1226 01:15:44,409 --> 01:15:46,719 - me? - Things, Things, Things 1227 01:15:57,488 --> 01:16:00,435 All the old women you want are you to spend time making in the mood. 1228 01:16:00,491 --> 01:16:05,736 - really - Yeah. And you never did it, right? 1229 01:16:05,797 --> 01:16:08,744 - Say it loudly. - Not. 1230 01:16:10,235 --> 01:16:12,181 You see? 1231 01:16:12,237 --> 01:16:14,239 1232 01:16:14,305 --> 01:16:18,549 And Lance. Well, Lance, you're obviously gay. 1233 01:16:18,610 --> 01:16:22,524 There is nothing else to say about that. I think you all know that. 1234 01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:28,496 That's cool But you tried my oil, and it's not really cool 1235 01:16:28,553 --> 01:16:31,329 You all need to listen to for your woman. 1236 01:16:31,389 --> 01:16:34,927 You need to tell him, "Baby, what do you want?" 1237 01:16:34,993 --> 01:16:37,940 Or, "Do you want to? To do it in the ass? 1238 01:16:37,996 --> 01:16:43,207 No? All right, let's move to something else." You only need to listen. 1239 01:16:43,268 --> 01:16:48,081 I know that now, because I, too, have a woman I love. 1240 01:16:48,139 --> 01:16:52,144 His name is Julie, and I never listened to it. 1241 01:16:52,210 --> 01:16:56,317 I'm too busy to try "Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man," 1242 01:16:56,381 --> 01:16:59,794 instead of Leon Phelps, that person. 1243 01:17:01,552 --> 01:17:05,591 - Leon-- -just the second, Julie, I'm gob-Julie! 1244 01:17:05,657 --> 01:17:08,069 That's beautiful. 1245 01:17:08,126 --> 01:17:10,402 You didn't get the hook this time 1246 01:17:10,461 --> 01:17:13,442 - No, Lance, no! - [Barney] Lance, Lance. 1247 01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:20,108 - Hey, hi! Watch that! - He's not prob. 1248 01:17:20,171 --> 01:17:22,845 I'm the problem. 1249 01:17:22,907 --> 01:17:25,911 Look at what has been done to us. 1250 01:17:25,977 --> 01:17:28,355 - This makes us crazy! - [All] Whoa! Whoa! 1251 01:17:31,549 --> 01:17:34,587 I'm sorry, Lance. I'll go home. 1252 01:17:37,655 --> 01:17:39,828 [Gun Thuds] 1253 01:17:47,065 --> 01:17:49,705 No-o-o! 1254 01:17:53,871 --> 01:17:55,851 No! 1255 01:17:55,907 --> 01:17:58,717 [All] Spear! 1256 01:17:58,776 --> 01:18:01,279 Lance! 1257 01:18:01,346 --> 01:18:03,155 Spear! 1258 01:18:04,782 --> 01:18:07,956 - I'm sorry. That is too dramatic. - [relieved Laughter] 1259 01:18:08,019 --> 01:18:11,626 I really am with these people. You are fine in my book. 1260 01:18:11,689 --> 01:18:15,159 - See you later. - Watch Out. 1261 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:25,346 ♪♪ [Vocalizing Chorus] 1262 01:18:32,810 --> 01:18:34,812 [Lester] Well, that's how Leon Phelps is. 1263 01:18:34,879 --> 01:18:39,885 His days as the fastest and most loose Wang in the city might end, 1264 01:18:39,951 --> 01:18:42,898 But that is not the end of the story with the shot. 1265 01:18:42,954 --> 01:18:46,766 Actually, he got - 1266 01:18:46,824 --> 01:18:49,031 - Hi. - Hi. 1267 01:18:49,093 --> 01:18:53,735 - [Laughter] Let's go - Yes. Come on 1268 01:18:53,798 --> 01:18:56,574 [Lester Narrating] Actually, Leon returns to appear. 1269 01:18:56,634 --> 01:19:01,583 Its popularity grew and grew until it was one of the biggest broadcasters in the city. 1270 01:19:01,639 --> 01:19:06,452 His face appears in this country the most popular brand of pork balls. 1271 01:19:06,511 --> 01:19:11,085 Ladies Man became an American number one radio talk show. 1272 01:19:11,149 --> 01:19:15,097 Your husband is rather insecure because he's a retirin, that's all. 1273 01:19:18,022 --> 01:19:21,401 Now, I will see you and Bill this weekend. Well? See you later. 1274 01:19:21,459 --> 01:19:25,839 You're listening to The Ladies Man, beach-to-coast love line... 1275 01:19:25,897 --> 01:19:29,174 with all correct responses for your romantic questions. 1276 01:19:29,233 --> 01:19:31,076 And I think we have for one more call 1277 01:19:32,136 --> 01:19:35,208 - [Woman] Hello? Ladies man? - Hey, this is a woman 1278 01:19:35,273 --> 01:19:38,277 How do you know when you really are, really falling in love? 1279 01:19:38,342 --> 01:19:40,913 That's a good question. 1280 01:19:40,978 --> 01:19:44,926 I can tell you how I feel When I know I'm really in love. 1281 01:19:44,982 --> 01:19:47,087 That happened when I met someone... 1282 01:19:47,151 --> 01:19:50,462 it makes everything that I enjoy in life... 1283 01:19:50,521 --> 01:19:53,297 a little is more special. 1284 01:19:53,357 --> 01:19:55,394 Plus, I feel it in my pants 1285 01:19:56,894 --> 01:19:59,170 well that is all the time we have. 1286 01:20:00,631 --> 01:20:04,443 Until next time, this is The Lad / es Man. 1287 01:20:05,636 --> 01:20:08,776 ♪ Wake up under style ♪ 1288 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,684 ♪ Everyone gets a ' 1289 01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:10,776 ♪ Everyone gets a ' 1290 01:20:10,842 --> 01:20:13,789 ♪ Wake up under style ♪ 1291 01:20:13,845 --> 01:20:16,018 ♪ Everyone wakes up i} 1292 01:20:21,052 --> 01:20:23,293 ♪ Yes, yeah ♪ 1293 01:20:25,056 --> 01:20:28,367 ♪ 0-0-Oh, baby ♪ 1294 01:20:29,594 --> 01:20:34,134 ♪ Oh, ♪ 1295 01:20:34,198 --> 01:20:36,178 I am a baby 'd' 1296 01:20:38,436 --> 01:20:42,213 ♪ Sexy situation ♪ 1297 01:20:42,273 --> 01:20:46,278 ♪ Givin 'you love old school ♪ 1298 01:20:47,345 --> 01:20:49,382 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1299 01:20:49,447 --> 01:20:52,621 Whatever you can think of 1300 01:20:52,683 --> 01:20:54,890 'P Yes, Oh -.--- ~...-- ~ / i> 1301 01:21:14,472 --> 01:21:18,420 Alright 1302 01:21:27,885 --> 01:21:29,922 ♪ Yes, yeah ♪ 1303 01:21:29,987 --> 01:21:31,933 , 1 'Yes, 1' 1304 01:21:57,915 --> 01:22:00,691 ♪ Yes, honey ♪ 1305 01:22:00,751 --> 01:22:02,697 J Oh ', 1306 01:22:07,858 --> 01:22:10,998 ♪ Yes, honey ♪ 1307 01:22:17,201 --> 01:22:20,410 Oo-oo-ooh 1308 01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:27,246 ♪ Right in front of me ♪ 1309 01:22:27,311 --> 01:22:33,694 ♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪ 1310 01:22:33,751 --> 01:22:36,357 , 1 'So far, 1' 1311 01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:39,924 ♪ Like a sea of storms ♪ 1312 01:22:39,991 --> 01:22:46,237 ♪ Reaching the sky ♪ 1313 01:22:46,297 --> 01:22:50,473 , 1 'So far, 1' 1314 01:22:50,534 --> 01:22:53,208 , 1 'After all this time, 1' 1315 01:22:53,271 --> 01:22:56,912 ♪ I look into your eyes ♪ 1316 01:22:56,974 --> 01:23:01,150 ♪ And I fell down so fell in love with you ♪ 1317 01:23:01,212 --> 01:23:05,558 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ - ♪ You know it takes a while to see ♪ 1318 01:23:05,616 --> 01:23:07,618 ♪ That's what you meant to me ♪ 1319 01:23:07,685 --> 01:23:11,690 - .1 'Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh ♪ - 'P / made for you... » 1320 01:23:11,756 --> 01:23:14,259 , 1 'So far, 1' 1321 01:23:14,325 --> 01:23:17,863 ♪ Right in front of me ♪ 1322 01:23:17,928 --> 01:23:21,603 ♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪ 1323 01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:24,272 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 1324 01:23:24,335 --> 01:23:26,872 , 1 'So far, 1' 1325 01:23:26,937 --> 01:23:30,544 ♪ Like a sea of storms ♪ 1326 01:23:30,608 --> 01:23:35,819 ♪ Reaching the sky ♪ 1327 01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:41,626 , 1 'So far, 1' 1328 01:23:46,257 --> 01:23:49,932 ♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪ 1329 01:23:49,994 --> 01:23:52,600 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 1330 01:23:52,663 --> 01:23:55,337 , 1 'So far, 1' 1331 01:23:55,399 --> 01:23:58,972 ♪ Like a sea of storms ♪ 1332 01:23:59,036 --> 01:24:05,248 ♪ Reaching the sky ♪ 1333 01:24:05,309 --> 01:24:09,621 I was f. "