Seeing. This is a big claim. Police Want to nail the man who stole it too.
The difference is we have to make a good one 30,000 dollars. They do not.
For them it is another theft.
Or, the owner keeps it far away somewhere,
and is he trying to cheat us? out of a lot of money
If you have a large amount of money around the house,
we will insist on certain alarm and security precautions,
which my boss must agree to.
What we usually do in cases like this is to handle the installation itself.
Honey, can I get you? John, can I bother you for a minute?
- I haven't had lunch yet. - What do you want ?
Let me drink cherry cheesecake, a prune Denmark and some Hershey bars.
And I have to have something sweet. Letting I have some chocolate raisins.
- I found Picasso missing. - I do not believe.
I-it's on Galaxy Opticals.
They cut the object from the frame.
They roll the canvas up, and on one of the telescopes.
- How did you find out? - It's not easy.
I should have seen for a picture of a woman with a guitar.
But it's all small cubes. It took two hours to find the nose.
- You must contact the police. - Yeah, right away.
Will you excuse me?
Rosie, will you get my fingerprint? in Leland's claim?
- Who won the sixth race at the Aqueduct? - Your horse comes in seventh.
Seventh Don't ever bet on horses that have Parkinson's Congratulations. I heard You found Picasso stolen.
- Yeah, congratulations on art theft. - Very easy.
C.W. I brought something for you until your order arrived here
Thank you. Do you want to be my date tonight?
- What's tonight? - George's birthday
- We brought George out - Alright. With pleasure.
But you must have me home and in bed before midnight.
That's what I planned.
God, the girl has a body that doesn't stop.
Stop That won't happen five minutes for coffee.
- Oh, Brigadier, I forgot to tell you. - What ?
- Hey, where am I - Rosie! - What ?
- Where is my file? Where is my file? - They were moved
- What do you mean to move? - They are all moved.
- Why? - They streamline
- this is Fitzgerald - Who else?
Did you take the file out of my office
Do you want to go out and try back like a human?
- Do you move my files? - If you don't like human ideas, enter like an orangutan.
- That will also be a step forward. - Put them back... now - this instant.
You know we have rearranged this floor.
Take my file- Return them to my office now.
You have plenty of time to transfer them yourself
Fitzgerald, if you are a man, I will slam you in the teeth.
If I am a man, You will hide under a work desk.
- This is what you did - when I gave you ordered? - Give me an order? You?
Who do you think I am, several small peroxide stenographers...
with his brain on his sweater which of your back ends pinches?
Pinching it I can't hug him.
I don't take orders from you. I work directly for Mr. Magruder.
We are in the process of changing this place around
I've worked here for 20 years. You are here six months
I'm not interested your idea of turning away
Take my file Put them now too.
- or what? - "Or what ?"
This is the question are you asking me? "Or what ?"
"Or what?" Do you say "or what" to me?
If you don't get off my feet, you will go to sing castrati with the glee club.
I... hate you, Fitzgerald, from the day you set foot in this office.
You will hate any woman who does not have it two digit number I. Q
I am a good character judge.
I hate you, and I hate the chancellor from Germany...
with a small mustache, but not in that order.
Be careful when you leave.
Don't let the door hit your back and your hip fracture.
So, did you tell him who was the boss?
Is he kiddin ', talk to me like that?
This is because he thinks he's smarter.
Because he graduated from Vassar, and I went to driving school.
Does he have an idea? How many cases have I cracked here?
Don't ever trust a woman who has a whistle for her own taxi.
Excuse me. Miss Fitzgerald?
- Is that Miss Fitzgerald's lunch? - Mm-hmm.
- Sorry we were very late We got stuck. - It is okay.
- this Save it That's for you. - thank you
This is Fitzgerald's lunch. He has been waiting for that for a long time.
I will send it to him.
You must follow some requirements with this woman. This will only get worse.
What do we need as an efficiency expert here for?
When the old man is here, this will never happen
I thought you would take it out to drink, clean the air.
I did it. I took it two weeks ago to Rocky's Bar
You and Fitzgerald at Rocky's Bar?
- Sorry I'm late. - No problem. Only one hour and 15 minutes.
- My meeting was long. - I'm - I'm under? Tand.
We fix the office, get rid of the from the old filing system.
Yes? I can find whatever I need.
I can find it like that. I feel for where all the items are in my office.
We made the main data file at second floor. You will get used to it.
What's the problem? You look red.
No, I'm just- I'm just a little warm. That is all.
You have all business meetings here
Near the office. Coat examination beautiful girl Don't you like it?
No, it's okay. Gives a new meaning for the word "dive," but is comfortable.
me - I thought you would appreciate that thick smoke. You don't need to wear that much makeup.
- what woman havin ' - Tequila.
Betty- Betty Ann-
Um, c-can I have to call you-
I can call you Miss Fitzgerald, which one is fine with me I have no problem with that.
I- I- Tell me about yourself.
- myself - Your hope, your dream, you know
Are you married? I mean, of course you are not married,
Because it won't Miss Fitzgerald, so you have a boyfriend?
Is this why you brought me here?
I'm just, um- So-
What is your life like? I mean, do you have a hobby?
- I have a meeting in 15 minutes, - I AM I AM I No - I don't mean to ask about your marital status
That's none of my business. Maybe you- This is a sensitive point with you.
You may be divorced or widowed.
Maybe your husband committed suicide. I can understand that.
Mr. Magruder hired me to streamline the office, and I will go
But if something isn't broken, you know what I say? I say, why fix it?
There's a reason the North Coast has slipped from the top five insurance companies.
There is a very large amount of waste and duplication.
Yes, no - not in my department.
There is no single department that cannot be run more efficiently or economically I'm not even sure the North Coast won't be better off not carrying...
an investigation division and fair farming every case personally.
Could it be possible to meet in some places point and drink and discuss it?
We are drinking.
Listen, I don't think you know what you are talking about I think you came here like a steam-
regulator You feel threatened by me From the first day I did this job.
I'm not an efficiency expert and a challenge for your small country in a country But I'm not one of those windup dolls You can tickle the water cooler.
I'm smarter than you I'm faster
I can s right through you. You really feel threatened by me.
I'm... threatened by you?
This is interesting, as a female executive, how many people I met with fragile masculinity.
A fragile masculinity?
You make one more fracture my religion, and a woman or no woman -
- I have to go. - Try listening, honey. - Let me be with you here
Despite all your high falutin talk about streamlining the office,
what you really need is ancient good rolls in straw.
Ha! You will not know the ending is up
Well, in your case, will be difficult to say.
Don't bother seeing me to the door. Someone might think we are together.
- Why? Do I look like a grinder organ? - No, only organs.
- So the drink doesn't smooth everything. - No, not exactly.
You'd better get used to it, Because he's here to stay.
There is something broad that I do not believe He has an evil line.
We got a reservation for 8:00 in the Pelangi Room for the 50th George.
That would be nice. We will divide uptown cab.
C.W. I won't have time to go home to change, so does this look okay?
Dear, no matter how bad the economy will be, you will never starve.
Good.
Oh wait. Come here. Miss Fitzgerald? Okay, take a card.
You have to see this, Fitz.
Alright, that's six hearts.
- That's amazing. How do you do it - It's magic
- He can do it all afternoon. - I want you to teach me
Mr. Magruder, I will report it for you first thing in the morning
Good. Do you come to celebrate? George Bond's birthday with us tonight?
Not really. I reached my neck at work.
Why don't you come This will be fun. George is a great person.
Most of the personnel here seem to be very good
The only thing that gives me a dry blow is Briggs.
C.W.? He solved many cases.
Of course, I don't see the way. Like hum
Get tips from contacts on the streets like ex-cons and blind beggars.
There is something about him I don't believe
- Is there an example? - Lots.
He betrayed the pieces of the office and jokes that meant double.
I mean, who is he, really?
This shallow skirt - chases egomaniacs who might be luckier than good.
Sometimes it's better to be lucky. I thought you were too rude to him.
It's more than just schnook who's more insecure than anything?
He has no wife, no family.
Well, she's married. Short and stormy Choosing a bum.
- That's a surprise. - Sorry, fellas Come on tonight This will give us a chance to be together,
and I have the perfect reason at home - birthday employee
- How much longer will this continue? - Not for long, Betty Ann.
I will be free at the end of this year, and then we can be together openly.
You love me, but you spend all important holidays with him.
Life can be very complicated If you think it's simple.
Come on tonight
So we can stare at each other and steal touch and play small games in the code?
Yes, that's part of romance.
One day we can look back and know that at some time in public...
when one of us raised the subject of conversation Paris, that means at that moment...
that we really want to make love to each other.
- You are like a teenager. - But funny?
- Look at this. - Oh! Oh!
Happy birthday, George.
This is for George Bond, insurance man, father.
- amateur magician - Please, there are no card tricks tonight?
- Congratulations 50th, George. - Thank you.
Everyone, I want to make toast to C.W. Briggs.
Thanks to you, the police now have the Picasso stolen they have.
- Attaboy, C.W. - C.W.!
By the way, where did you come with The idea of seeing on a telescope?
What I did was I put myself in a criminal position.
I try and anticipate what he will do Do next, what is the next step.
- I think like him. - It was incredible.
I don't like having me.
Very good, very good.
What do you think, Mr. Magruder? You seem lost in daydream.
Sorry. I'm thinking about the column I read in the newspaper...
about all of these Germans who occupied Paris.
- Yeah, it doesn't look good. - C.W. Have you been to Paris?
I have never been out of this country.
Zero-dash-six, eight-dash-five,
eight, five, seven
That's right. That is very correct.
And now for something I call the power of Jade Scorpion.
For this I need several victims-
I mean, volunteers from the audience and help from some good people.
- Oh yeah. - continue
- sir? - We have one more C.W.!
- Continue. - We have one more forya.
There are suckers born every minute.
- Representing us well, Briggs. - Years ago...
an emperor in China got a prize this precious pendant-
a Jade Scorpion
It is said to have extraordinary power-
"He is the power to darken the minds of men.
I cannot be hypnotized. I am not a good subject.
The eyes are only in the scorpion.
The ears are open only with my voice
Please sir. Sir, look at the scorpion.
Submission of thoughts-
Self-surrender from mind-
They refused and refused,
But the scorpion likes resistance.
What's your name, sir
C.W. Briggs.
What did you do, Mr. Briggs?
I am an insurance investigator...
for North Coast Casualty and Fidelity of New York.
- what's your name, miss? - Betty Ann Fitzgerald
I also work on the North Coast.
- So you work together? - I can't stand it
Oh, come on now
Don't pay attention.
She's a little megalomaniac who's afraid of women
Enough. Sleep.
Shut up.
You are now in the first trans level,
But Jade Scorpion wants you to go to the deepest level.
When I say the word Constantinople,
You will immediately fall into the deepest hypnosis trance.
All resistance will be lost.
When I say the word Madagascar,
You will leave soon The deepest level of sleep,
and you will obey all my orders.
Ready now. Constantinople. Madagascar.
C.W. Briggs and Miss Betty Ann Fitzgerald,
I now say man and wife.
When I snap my finger, you will wake up. You will not know you are unconscious.
You will fall in love with each other.
You are on a honeymoon on a deserted deserted island.
Maestro.
The moon shines the magic light...
for you two honeymoon.
You are very, very loving.
Are you ready? One two Three.
Build your tropical paradise.
What do you think?
I think that... I'm the luckiest person in the world...
to have you.
I'm lucky, C.W.
I fell in love with you the first time I saw you Making love with me here under the stars...
- For the sound of the ocean. - Miss Fitzgerald
Have you made a mistake? I'm no longer Miss Fitzgerald.
- I am Mrs. C.W. Briggs. - Oh! Betty Ann!
- making love to me here... now - Betty Ann
Stop. Enough.
Unfortunately, every dream must turn to reality.
When I snap my finger, you will wake up and have no memory at all from this event.
You will return to your ordinary life because they are...
with whatever fate awaits you, and let's all hope they are pleasant.
Are you ready to wake up? On the snapshot of my finger.
One: You are starting to appear.
Two: memory has faded completely
Three: The Jade Scorpion has created the magic of love.
And four: Rise up.
- How are you feeling? - Still waiting for something to happen.
How do you feel, miss?
- I'm afraid I'm not a very good subject. - No, me too.
- I said it wouldn't work - I tried my best.
Come on, George. Give me back. Briggsie, I know.
You stare into his eyes and say that you love him.
You're crazy. I will never do anything like that.
This is a conspiracy makes me look crazy.
I hope someone speaks to me like that someday.
I can't stand Fitzgerald.
By the way, no- We should Go home, eh, feed your cat?
That would be nice, but I'm cold,
so I just want to sleep with tea, you know?
If you are cold, someone has to rub your chest with Vicks.
- This is for me. - Anyone rubbing my chest down should bring a ring.
Good for you.
- Good night dear. - Good night, Chris.
I know we will get a little time alone tonight if you join.
I'm glad I came.
Hello?
Constantinople.
You are in a trance.
You will fall deeper and deeper under the influence of my words You will obey my instructions carefully
You will proceed to Kensington estate...
where you will get gems - all jewelry-from Kensington safe
You will do this with maximum confidentiality,
uses all the information and techniques according to your orders
You will do it with convenience and good facilities
Then you will go back to your apartment, take a gem with you You will hide them Safe and secure hiding places,
waiting for further instructions from me You will then fall into deep sleep from where you will wake up refreshed,
and you have no memory of anything that has happened
You will wait to hear from me again.
Your life will be as it is Your life until you hear from me.
Remember. You will obey my instructions for the letter
You will remember absolutely not? which happens under trance.
Is that clear to you?
Very clear.
Leave. The Jade Scorpion ordered it.
Very late, Mr. Briggs.
Hot in a case, eh?
Kensington safe broken into last night.
Someone gets on the plantation. Millions of precious gems, all lost.
The police don't have a clue, and the Master is numb.
I don't understand. I made evidence of the thief himself.
Now, say that to the perpetrator.
We are on the hook for big money here, so you better go there quickly.
Now those stones could be on the market in Tangier or or Cairo.
Everything, everything - my emerald tiara and my sapphire necklace from India-
Sapphire is the most perfect in the world There are no fingerprints, but we got a portion of the prints from the shoes.
- Male or female? - I'm really not sure.
I want to interview everyone who works here - all staff -
head waiter, gardener, everything.
- Something happened. - This time I think your gut reaction betrayed you.
No one in this house is involved. I bet my life.
I want to find up- I want to go up - Can I go upstairs?
If you have to, but will you make it fast?
We have enough excitement for one day.
Mrs. Kensington, you know Alfie and I will never-
Lotte, of course not.
What did you do ' in my mother's closet?
OK, hello
You're one of those dirty Private investigators, aren't you?
Private eyes, they are called, a shamus, a gumshoe
Oh, me - I'm a little dirty insurance investigator
Personal eyes are romantic. I-II am just dirty.
Then? You always get your kick stroking women's shoes?
Every now and then I will caress All women, you know-
Hmph. You have a fresh mouth. I'm not sure I like you.
Well, I tend to grow in people. We can meet Then, and I can grow to you, if you like.
You don't seem tough enough to chase criminals.
Really? Maybe if I slap you a little, you will change your mind.
- I can slap you back - It starts to sound fun. Should we turn on the music?
- Why are you lurking around? - You're Laura Kensington, aren't you?
Yes, that's right, and I have A sign of strawberries on my thigh to prove it.
- Do you want to see it? - Maybe later if I can go on a full tour.
Hah. My fiance may not appreciate that
- Yes? Which one ? - Oh, so you follow my life Now, I read the tabloid, if that's what you mean
So you have seen my photo diving into a public fountain.
And was arrested for speeding and throwing champagne at El Morocco.
And while I'm out alive fast, you Work hard peeking in people's closets.
Can I help if they pay me with instructions?
- Did the thief leave anything? - He didn't leave anything because he was still among us.
- Who said? - Says the little one who lives inside me.
So you are C.W. Briggs.
I hear you are a very sharp investigator on an impressive note.
I look forward to your meeting.
- They say I always get my guy - Me too.
Right.
I'm glad we can ask for this little chat
- Too bad there are many people. - Where are we going tonight?
Hmm? Chinatown or Harlem?
Do you prefer jazz or opium?
I prefer carpet in front of my fireplace Oh, straight to your apartment, eh? Do you always start with dessert?
Well, it depends on what I eat.
This will be very interesting a trial for me
I usually prefer more attractive, athletic, muscular men.
Maybe I can get some push-ups before you come.
MY- What about your fiance?
If you don't invite him, I won't do it.
- Any instructions? - This is work inside. There are no questions about that.
- That's not what the police said. - They are wrong It is in I can tell.
- Does the Giants play this afternoon? - Yeah.
They are playing Cardinals at St. Louis.
Call Frankmemaku. I want to get it bets down One hundred dollars at the Giants.
- At the Giants to win. - To win, of course!
What do you think?
Mr. Magruder? Oh, tilt it.
- What is in the Kensington situation? - This is work inside.
- I bet my life on it - You bet your life on the Giants too, and they are in sixth position.
Can we talk without the warder being here
Please, Miss Fitzgerald is part of this company now.
We all have to learn to work together harmoniously.
What makes you so positive is that work inside?
It's not that easy except in it.
Miss Fitzgerald suggested, considering the magnitude of the loss,
that we are expanding our investigation.
- What does it mean? - I value the value of intuition to one point.
But we are moving to a decade scientific innovation
Miss Fitzgerald has suggested that Maybe we might be able to help a little...
by growing part of the work to an outside private detective agency.
- What? - To help you test water - see if new approaches and fresh techniques make a difference.
Don't be threatened immediately.
In your opinion, I'm just threatened by by women with high I. Qs.
Do you hire a female detective?
North coast must be obtained with market progress.
There is a lot of money at stake here.
The more time passes, the cooler footprint grows. You know it.
So if Coopersmith Private Detective Agency contributes, then it's fine.
If not, we're just a few dollars.
Coopersmiths? People are like Fric and Frac.
- They are sub-mental. - We moved to a new decade, the 1940s.
That means different things.
Help me Max Baer looking for partner sparring
Why don't you go to the gym?
You are the only person I received This is a kind of bitter resistance from.
You are a dinosaur in your way and an unorganized hunting-and-peck method.
Please. My father always emphasizes harmony.
I have to go. I'm working on a case.
Be careful with traffic.
Don't get hit by a bus, Your body is broken it can't be recognized anymore.
I don't hear a word about any work.
No one tries to fence anything or do braggin '.
Charlie, you have to help me with this. Keep your ears open.
Whatever you hear, I must know. This is very important, okay?
Fifty You must be desperate Do you know where to contact me? Continue to eat carrots. I think they are worried.
I thought Joe said that all went up there, Mr. Briggs.
I'll just check something. I will go down in five minutes.
You surprised me I work late.
Oh, because Eddie said no Think of someone here.
Now, I'm here. Obviously I'm here
- Are you so nervous- - I'm not nervous Why am I nervous? Working here alone, I don't expect to meet you
Don't you work late all the time? That's what they told me.
What's this, 20 questions? You scared me.
I'm working here alone. I'm filling in a number of reports.
What will you do, Magruder asked to get all the water coolers out?
Why don't you make your wisecracks? at another place ? I am busy.
I'm out of here. You know, I-I'm not working too late,
Because the bag under your eyes are getting bigger
Good night, and if you find it will experience sudden coronary thrombosis,
You may have to drive directly to the hospital
You're right. We shouldn't play in the office.
- He gave me a wish. - He's kind of harmless - Hey How can you get in - Not too difficult.
Really? What do you do, have Your father bought the building?
A small tip for super that's all that's needed
For you maybe I gave a super A small tip, he spat on my shoes.
I brought some very expensive Russian Vodka, 120 proofs.
Don't drop it, you know. You are responsible for blowing up the building.
I'm tired of waiting. There is nothing to read but detective magazines and forms of racing.
I got a deck of playing cards naked the woman on top You can, you know-
Let me guess. You use it to play solitaire.
I used to date six spades.
I like where you live
That's just what I thought it would be - _ dirty little mouse hole.
Oh, thank you. I will tell my decorator that you said that.
This is the effect that we go through.
Do you want to see me, uh, strawberry mark?
If you are in the same place as this noon, I want to check it out This is really new to me.
I'm used to houses and cruises beautiful European lovers who bought me gifts and swept me from my feet But somehow, I feel weird exclaimed standing here...
in a shantytown with a myopic insurance officer.
I know there is praise there. I just don't know where it is.
You will take off the coat
It hasn't rained in. This apartment is in 20 years
Alright.
What do you think?
If I happen to die while we do anything,
only has embalmer Leave a smile on my face
The right time.
I'll slip something a little more comfortable, wait until you're in bed.
Is it more comfortable than that? What are you going to use, Jergen lotion?
- Hello? - Constantinople.
You are in power from Jade Scorpion.
You will continue to Dill be worthy of the mansion.
You will enter and open the safe.
Have you ever heard of an Indian book called the Kama Sutra?
Forgive me, Laura, but we will go must delay our little meeting.
- Sorry? - I just remembered an engagement before.
I hope you don't mind. The doorman will call you a taxi.
- I enjoy a beautiful night Thank you very much. - You are upholstery, of course.
I will turn around and you can get it dressed, and please try and hurry up.
- I'm a little depressed for time. - Do you have loose screws?
Tonight means a lot to me. Very.
I will always think about it in a very cherry way?
If you are in the neighborhood again, drop it.
What happened to you?
If you want beans for snacks on the way home,
I think I have the whole dish from them in another room
You hate women, don't you?
Not all of them. Actually, They are good sex.
Very. Very pleasant variations.
I should have known. I should have known.
A little mousy officer like you chases your whole life after a criminal.
- I should have known. - No, Laura, don't cross.
Drop it again in the spring. Oleander will bloom.
I'm leaving! I am out!
I'm not used to being kicked out of a human bed, but it could be worse.
You are very sick, you know
Thanking in advance To understand, Laura.
God bless you. You have a beautiful buttocks.
- Mamma mia - God bless you, Laura.
I don't believe it. This is identical.
Do you think someone from Kensington is coming home and pulling this one too?
We do security here. We make fool proof.
There is one step in front of you.
I want to talk to Dillworths. I want to ask them.
Detective Coopersmith has been baking them all morning.
Gosh. You mean- I can't believe it.
He assured Magruder to put Coopersmiths on.
We need all the help we can get this case
What happened? Do you want to talk to me?
Hey, C.W. We are in this place now.
Yes? Well, this is my case, just so you are clear about it
Will you listen to him? Like we are horned.
- Hey, they called us - That was their first mistake.
Maybe they think you're slippin '.
- Do you know my brother Joe? - Who died at birth?
I heard you havin ' a little problem
- So you got instructions? - A little.
Yes? What ? Want to share it with me?
I will tell you if they are really clues or if you find your own laundry list.
We want to make this collar. That means a long-term agreement with the North Coast.
I hear they're getting more ' some changes up there
Fellas, I will make this breast,
then you will come back to you old work tracking down the missing poodle We have to laugh when we hear it Kensington theft is work inside.
I can see that we will become trippins with each other.
- One of us will fall. - We don't plan to fall '.
You are on your head - their fourth?
This is a very smart thief.
You have problems finding out who did it when you got confession?
I'll tell you what we're looking for.
We are looking for tall men, Weight, athletic, about 30 years.
The belly button in or out?
Now, if he's short At that weight, he's fat-
too fat to squeeze through the kitchen window
Want to show him the big instructions?
What are the big instructions? Did the man leave his birth certificate?
Show it to him.
Nobody in this house Ever been to Rocky's Bar.
Hey-I've been to Rocky's Bar.
You have a match Big problem. Six million people eat at Rocky's Bar.
We will nail this man.
What is important is you do not consider us as competitors.
Don't worry Not me.
What are you so upset about? We will get that person.
Can you believe he talked to Magruder into renting these two jerks?
You have been moping all day long.
This isn't like you. What happened ?
- Al, I got recognition. - What ?
I woke up this morning. I found this on the floor in my apartment
- Yes so? - I don't remember anyone last night.
Come on. How many times have happened to everyone
You take the broad one. You tap a bottle of liquor You are inside the sack.
- So you don't remember - There's also a blank bottle of vodka on the floor.
- I don't drink vodka. - More reasons for you to faint.
Vodka does something funny to someone. Trust me.
I got up pretty The head looks weird under my arm.
I can't find out. There is something wrong. I'm back here.
I want to check something in my office
That I clearly remember.
This is around 9:00.
Hey, wait a minute. I run- Wait a minute.
- what do you think? - Of course.
No wonder I thought was work inside.
But not inside with Dillworths or Kensingtons.
- It's inside our company. - What ?
This is very clear. Why don't I see it right away?
Are you kiddin ' Who? Mize, Bond and me.
We are the only ones who have it access to your security settings.
Yes, and what if someone else is given access?
What if someone we don't know too...
because he hasn't worked here as long as we're here?
- Fitzgerald? - Why not ?
Why not? My Lord. We have had female jewel thieves before.
He always said he could do whatever he could do.
I don't think he means stealing.
What do we know about him? There is no.
You know, he has expensive tastes. He wears fine jewelry.
- I have to go to his office. - don't
- I have to - If you get caught, he will kill you.
He will take the gun and shoot you. He went hunting duck.
But that all makes sense in this world. He is here late at night every night.
He has a file - We have given him the file.
He knows all security information. I have to go through the place.
Don't shoot the desk. You will be caught - Uh- - What are you doing?
- me? No, I- - You will go through my desk.
I apologize completely.
You are all red You peek through my letters.
You know, only the suspicious, paranoid mind will say something like that
I really doubt whether Amish people...
or Quaker will come for that conclusion
You little weasel worm.
Now you mix metaphor, so you're upset - I know why you peek through my office. - I don't peek.
You are looking for a report by Coopersmith Agency.
- You hired them to give me a hard time - What?
That's right. Now there are too many chefs, and we know each other.
These people have made more progress several hours than you have in two days.
Do you cry Your mascara-
Don't try to tap-dance your way out of getting caught looking for my desk.
I'm not looking. I am rummag- Can a colleague not search?
Exit. If I ever catch you will go through my things again-
- What are you afraid of? - You can't find your nose if I turn off the light.
Be careful, because I'm with you. I know what you I know what you are about.
This is ridiculous We both must be calm.
I just had lunch, and you are responsible out your heart and have a big stroke,
kill you instantly or paralyze half of your body.
Have a nice day.
- I have to get into his apartment. - You're askin for problems.
- He hit the ceiling when he caught me before. - Can you blame him?
Because he is guilty. Look behind his eyes. He is very bad.
- He has beautiful eyes. - I said look back, behind my eyes.
Something's wrong - Once I met this vast area, I felt there was a problem.
He said the same thing about you.
If you two are prize fighters, we can get a million dollars gate.
- I have to get into place. - Listen, I tell you something.
Being an investigator does not put you above the law.
He caught you, He will tell you to be locked up Has it ever stopped me before?
- He'll be out tonight - How do you know?
Because I went through his desk. I know he promises.
He met his brother tonight for dinner at the restaurant.
I think he said his brother is illegal in Detroit
That's what I said. Nothing he said ever checked out.
Yes, well, you know, you can't break up into his apartment This is unethical.
I will not enter. I got the key
- How do you manage it? - I stole it from his wallet.
He will know there is something when it's gone, right?
He will never know. I made a duplicate. I returned the original.
my Lord. You know, you have a touch of thieves in you You must have done it one heck of a thief
It takes one to catch one. Don't forget it.
- See you tomorrow. - Yeah, look around.
- Can I take your coat, honey? - I will get it.
Okay, what do you want to tell me
Don't drink
We have drunk quite a lot. How much alcohol do you have to be really honest?
- You don't make this very easy - Why do I have to make it easy?
Because we care about each other.
Before you love me Now, what do you care for me?
- just sit - I won't weak. - I've been dumped before.
I hope you don't want to say something like that
You rushed out of that restaurant to talk... because you're afraid I will make a scene or faint.
You are a very changeable woman.
Am I Most men complain I'm cool like ice.
- You know I care about you - You say that To the point.
- Not that I don't want to - go Caroline- But finally you don't.
I've tried to work courage a hundred times.
All the promises That story about how miserable you were at home?
- You make this a nightmare. - isn't it? This is for me.
- Trying to understand. - We can still be friends - Oh!
- We can even continue to sleep together. - You are crazy ?
I was only involved in this because of you I said that your marriage was on his last leg.
If you say it like that, It seems like I cheated you.
- isn't it? - I do not mean to be so.
I really respect you God. How do we go out of love for you to take care of me for you to respect me?
The next thing you will buy a prayer scarf.
- Betty Ann- - Leave me alone, okay? Please.
- Betty- - Just leave - I'll be fine Leave me alone.
- Honey, listen- - Leave me alone!
I hope you decide to stay on the North Coast.
You really helped to revive our company.
I don't think we will have Honeymoon in Positano, huh?
I feel like a jerk!
It shouldn't be This is my fault. I get to this for my better judgment
- Madu - Just leave.
Goodbye, Chris. Goodbye, New York.
Miss Fitzgerald! God ! What are you doing ?
- What are you doing here? - What do you mean, what am I doing here?
- What are you doing here? - I happened to pass by.
- What are you - I - What are you - me - me -
- I hide behind your screen. - What's behind it?
You have this good Japanese screen. I hide behind it.
How can you enter How long have you been here?
What time am I here long enough, actually
- You entered my apartment? - I'm not in.
- how can you enter - You really want to know?
- How do you get inside here? - I made a copy of your key.
- What are you - What you can have at no extra cost.
It's good to have two keys, the cause emergencies occur occasionally.
- Why did you do this to me? - What ? Why?
Because I'm sure someone on the North Coast...
is responsible for robbery of gems.
- who, I am - Well, you are the main suspect huh.
- Based on what? - Based on that fact I know - everyone is better than you.
- You have access to all data. - So? So do you.
But you were so nervous last night When I caught you there.
I came, and rightly so is acting so weird You have Rocky matchbook. I see you put it in-
Remember we drank at Rocky's Bar? It doesn't work well.
So you entered my apartment illegally and spied on me?
I don't spy. What's wrong with you ? I was searching.
- I'm a big girl. - What are you? I was chatting in the afternoon. I saw "dinner with my sister."
All the sisters all ate dinner- They were with the Magruder, right?
God! I'm ashamed
Stop it. If it wasn't for me being here, they would scratch you with a spoon.
That's none of your business, You are a slimy little weasel.
And more like a jerk like Magruder.
She's not a jerk. He is amazing. He is twice the person you want, you cockroach.
You don't see He gave you this story so he can get into your pants
- He will not leave his wife - You watched? My insult
The only thing that is embarrassing is how this person takes advantage of smart women like you You are not suitable for discussion Chris Magruder.
Look at this. He still loves that man. I do not believe.
Exit before I contact the police and have it You were arrested for violating and entering.
I didn't let you alone here tonight. You are crazy ? Look at you.
I will ask if you have friends, but I know the answer
Give this Jesus. What-
What's big.
Are you okay?
- Hello? - Oh.
Jesus.
What are you doing here?
I'm making coffee.
God! Everything's back to me.
You came here last night because You thought I stole some jewelry!
This happened a very confusing case
I'll say you're confused Why don't you go home to sleep?
- Are you kidding me? - And let you do something crazy - Like what?
Like taking a goose sneaking out the window.
How do you know I will not take it A goose diving with you here?
- Because I watched you - You stay up all night watching me?
That's right. Yes.
And you snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition.
I had a bad time last night. I'm fine now.
- You talk in your sleep - You might take notes. - You're a little suspicious.
- who is Rita - Rita the woman - My ex-husband ran away.
- Anything else? - You certainly know how to choose men.
Check your sex There isn't much to choose from.
And you mentioned my name too. I thought you were awake.
- You say that I have to rot in hell. - I might wake up.
I think you feel better.
Now, if you are going to leave, I have to work at 30 minutes, and don't gossip about what you see.
No one will gossip. I don't care about your life It means nothing to me.
I can't stand when I meet you, and I can't stand you now.
I find you annoying and arrogant- Help me
If you see me in the office - am I? Favors going the other way, okay?
And if Magruder tells you he will leave his wife,
if I am you, I will keep my legs crossed.
Don't choke on your breakfast and die as a phyxiation.
You will end up not being able to get rid of the big one piece of toast, no matter how hard you cough.
Mr. Magruder, you sent -
Oh. If you all will open your hymn book on page 90-
Sit down, C.W. We have a situation.
Your sister looks good. Embalmer does a good job.
I let Coopersmiths bring you up to date After searching carefully, use some of the most up-to-minute techniques we found some interesting instructions.
Yes? Whose lead, Eleanor Roosevelt?
We print the parapet shoes at the Kensington place.
So
Eight and a half "C" Florsheim cordovan.
Only worn by 20 million Americans.
I mean, I'm wearing an eight-and-a-half "C" cordon for Florsheim shoes.
For money, you can't get better shoes We also found a few strands of hair.
One on the carpet in Kensington, The other is actually inside a safe Dillworth.
They are suitable.
Forgive me if I am not eliminated.
Oh, we don't mean to each other. They match yours.
Just like eight-and-a-half "C" cordovans.
Hey, fellas. I know you guys fishing for my work-
We also got fingerprints from matchbooks Do you have fingerprints from a matchbook?
The Coopersmith laboratory uses a very sensitive apparatus.
- You won't say it's mine? - This is, C.W.
So, what do you do? So I left a trace on the parapet,
or I accidentally dropped a match.
Matchbook was found before You arrived at that place.
You don't doubt my honesty, Are you?
Let me tell you, I'm a Scout for three years.
I got some good badges home, and my pastor,
which is now going on to look for for pederasty, will guarantee me.
Nobody made any accusations.
You have several debts from expensive sports bets -
baseball, pony
Are you investigating me?
C.W. I guarantee, this is just an investigation at home right now.
We don't want the police to find out, and we are not looking for bad publicity.
Miss Fitzgerald, what do you think? Say something.
You're a smart woman Do you think I did it?
Please, C.W. Let's not have our daily bloodshed between you and Miss Fitzgerald.
- He is not an investigator - But he is a very intelligent woman - He has many ideas.
It was he who brought this two breaths in this case.
There is no personal name. We only build a case.
We all want to catch jewel thieves. I'm on your side Fellas, I think we have to get a team jacket
I want the resume of every employee who works here to be sent to my apartment.
Don't worry, C.W. We will get to this base.
Oh, Miss Fitzgerald, I want to see you later.
- Is it okay, Mr. Magruder? - our Paris account
As I recall, the account was closed
I have to see you later. Just to talk
I behave like a fool. Later, f-for drinking. Only for drinking
Oh. Well.
Can I enter?
Yes, sure. I am surprised.
Me - The place is a bit messy.
If I know you are coming, I will definitely do it. Will the waiter reset the dirt.
Are you alone?
Alone? Yes. Of course.
I'll call, but I decide is safer to talk to you directly.
- What do you mean, "safer"? - I can't stay long
Why? Will you meet Magruder in Paris?
That's none of your business.
Thank you for coming to my defense today at the office. That's really good of you.
That's what I want to talk to you about
Coopersmith's brother has Laura Kensington for interrogation today.
He told them that he was with you the night before last...
and that you got a call in the middle night and started acting weird...
and get rid of it because you have to go somewhere in the middle of the night?
All right, I tell you, he lied.
- Why is he lying? - Use your head.
Will I kick Laura Kensington out of my bed in the middle of the night?
Even if the president needs me.
- Why are you lying to me? - Why did come here - with this crazy story?
Because I should have spoken at that meeting today.
Because while I think you are a rambling little noodle
- Reptiles - Reptiles - thank you- I don't think you are a jewel thief.
- What makes you so positive? - This is too challenging for you You're not romantic enough This requires talent and imagination.
My instincts tell me You are not the person
- I don't think you have instincts. - I have them.
I usually don't trust them when it comes to measuring people,
But this time I can feel it.
You are good at things that smell weird, like peeping and spying.
You are not male enough to be a cat thief
- You sound like you're interested - for men who break the law. - We are not here to discuss me
We are here to talk about what Laura Kensington told Coopersmiths.
Laura Kensington isn't here.
He- You made- Laura Kensington is not here.
He said he left the stock here.
Hey, that can be anyone. I don't know-
Many women pass through this apartment
I'm not saying they're all winners, But there's a lot of action here.
I'm sure you're not too sure.
Seeing. What do you want from me ?
I happen to enjoy the proportional proximity of a member of the opposite sex.
That's how God created us, and why should I be the one who reasoned with His concept?
I came to tell you a case is being built against you Be honest with me!
- I am honest. I am honest. - Where did you get these stockings?
Here are some broad ones.
The women here, they lost Earrings, stockings, I don't know.
Laura Kensington said it was hers. He also said he was a super tip.
He let it enter here, and the story came out.
- Whoever it is, I'm not here - What? Wh-
- Who is this? - This is Herb and Joe C. Ostersmith.
I don't want to be seen here!
Why? What is the problem ? What am I, a leper?
You are suspected I will explain a lot.
You know, I think you are still addicted to in Magruder That's why you don't- Go to the end of the hall.
There is a bedroom. Close the door. Go in the bedroom.
Can I sit there, or will I catch something?
Germs cannot live in your bloodstream. It's too cold.
Let's go, C.W. Open.
Come!
Hey, fellas. You believe you have the right apartment Trap with cheese is in the basement
- Can we come in? - Now wait a minute
I have a choir girl in the back room, and if I'm not fast-
It won't be Laura Kensington, isn't it?
Laura Kensington? I don't know
They all look the same upside down. I never knew.
He said he was here last night,
until you dump him to go out business in the middle of a mysterious night.
Hey, will I throw Laura Kensington? I eat Wheaties.
The problem is, Eddie, night watchman North Coast building, said you, uh,
make some middle-of-the-night freaks visit your office...
The second night the robbery happened.
Fellas, I want to chat with you, but, you know,
there are nurses in other rooms there, and-
I thought you said he was a choir girl
Who cared for it a little? Give me a break Come on. We can discuss this tomorrow, right?
I don't know how you can still fuck with this in your mind You know, you face a long prison sentence
That's why I have to Get everything I can now.
Yes? Well, we will submit this to the police tomorrow
You can see. There is a growing case is quite burdensome
This is proof of space. That's all you have.
Many men who go to the gallows about indirect evidence.
Well, fellas, gallows will have to wait,
because I have a cocktail waitress in another room now, and I-
- cocktail waitress - Yes, a nurse, you know,
who is a little from a choir girl,
and he works in the lounge now and later.
If you catch a jewel thief, let me know.
- I will give you a new yo-yo. - Yeah.
They-
- What is this? - me...
browsing through your bookshelf,
and I found this deck card playing naked and this.
It's-What are you-
These are Kensington gems
This is- This is Dillworth and the- the-
gems This is- Are you-
What did you see on me like that?
Because you found it among them my collection of women's art studies?
What are the implications here?
I used to go with six spades.
Then the four diamonds catch us together and there are a-
I realize that you sneaked mysteriously into the office in the middle of the night...
and the lobby guards see you.
I know you are at home Laura Kensington stockings, and she swears...
You kick it from the bed to be taken care of sudden business, which greatly strengthens you.
They have a site, a book that matches your fingerprint,
and I still believe that you don't do it
But now the swag is actually It turns out it's hidden in your bedroom.
So what are you saying? This makes you suspicious of me?
I am actually a little touched that you stayed up all night watching me.
I began to think, "Maybe he is not the person. the naughty little pest he seems. "
I might be a bland insect, But I'm an honest scummy pest.
- I didn't take this jewelry - How can you deny it?
- You were caught red-handed. - Yes, I-
What - I - I grant you, There are my fingerprints,
and they have footprints, and gems are in my room.
This is what I gave you
- I started thinking - I'm amazing Problem here - I call the police
No, you will forget logic and give me the advantage of doubt?
- Ha! That makes me an accessory. - Not if I'm not guilty
You don't have halal bones in your body
That's why you get yourself into this problem That's why Magruder Waiting for you, right?
You made all the wrong decisions Because you made them here, not here.
Decisions made here are not as reliable as here,
Because this is gray cells and this is blood,
and blood circulates through the body.
This happened. He knows what the value is.
But up here, gray cell just lay there and think
Do you see what I said?
- Hello? - Constantinople.
You will take gems, each and all.
Make sure you have everything.
Wrap it tightly on brown paper It is impossible for anyone to say what they are.
Go to Grand Central Station. Rent lockers. The key they entered
Go home, take the key with you, and enter the key in your mailbox.
Be sure to leave the mailbox open.
Then you will go inside, Sleep well, and when you wake up,
You will not remember anything what happened.
Is that clear?
Miss Fitzgerald?
Have I ever told you...
that you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever met?
- I turn you around - No, I'm serious.
That's what made me fall in love first with you is that beautiful eye.
I don't believe it. Are you actually trying to sweet-talk me?
I refused because, well, down far...
I think you might hurt me,
and I don't want to put myself in that position again C.W., let me set you straight once and for all.
I will not be interested in you If you are the last person on Earth.
Not only that, I feel insulted that you can think...
I will fall like that a heavy tactic.
What a low opinion from me you must have.
Thank you for stopping by
I'm a little busy now, but tomorrow tonight, maybe we can have dinner
I know a candle restaurant.
I can see your eyes and tell you how crazy you are with me.
If I don't know what is stretching a little mouse gets stuck in you,
I think you have a brain tumor.
- You're late. - God, I'm still trembling.
Overnight I can't sleep winking.
That's not it, Chris. This is Briggs.
He's guilty, isn't he? This is a sad story.
Please don't make me go to all the details,
But I wonder if he has some kind of mental disorder He may be aware of the consequences of his actions.
- Coopersmiths approached him. - Could it be him...
split personality?
Many criminals have been known to play sneaky games when it suits their purpose.
I need to drink.
If I tell you something, do you promise? not to go half cocked?
Okay, but hurry up. I have some great news.
- I found a gem. - What ?
And let me be told, right? Thank you.
The police are on their way, thank God.
This is an open and closed case.
Just as I was horrified by publicity, I was happy at the time of recovery.
There is clearly Much more, Chris.
Oh, I've seen people stranded in extreme places before a lot of money.
These people get their lives exposing...
all types of exotic schemes to cheat and rob people.
Sometimes they start thinking, "Hey, I'm inside. I know why this scheme failed. I won't make the same mistake. "
You said he cracked from years of hard work?
He is the one who is moved. Having a terrible marriage experience.
Reversing him from women, except for women secretary without minor threats...
and the barflies that he picked up.
It was destroyed when he was caught his wife cheated on him.
He feels older and looks around and says,
"Hey, maybe it's time I get mine and get out. "
Guy named Peterson Some years ago tried the same thing.
Of course, he's the owner of the house in Sing Sing lately.
Well, I'm sure you know it better than me This will resolve itself.
Um, Betty Ann, I talked to Caroline.
- you did - I told him I wanted my freedom
- really - Isn't that amazing?
This is surprising.
I thought you would be thrown from your feet I mean, that was last night.
- This is a kind of roller coaster. - Forget about last night
I know I made a mistake As soon as I left your apartment.
What did he say?
I thought he felt it we were washed away.
He is very ready.
Say if I'm sure That's what I want,
- Thank you. - I'll get this one again.
Sure.
You certainly aren't that great as I imagined.
Now, you can't expect me to just change teeth and turn on a dime.
- Have you changed your mind? - Mmm.
- No. - You have never met anyone else, have you?
No, no, not yet.
I don't understand, fellas. What happened? What am I doing
Yes, those are people. They are on the bookshelf.
He bet every day, and, uh, and he usually loses.
I know he's in a bet for a package
Listen, I'm with him on Tuesday night until around 12:00.
Then suddenly he gets a call and he's like a different person.
If it's someone other than C.W.,
we won't even discuss this.
The jewelry is in the locker. This is an airtight case.
Listen, fellas, I know you want my work,
but I can get 30 years to the river for this
With good behavior, you will come out 20
I will catch you No matter where you are.
I'll check every low-me. Club Q in the city, and I will find you I will kill you.
- Low I. Q Some geniuses. - I will kill these people
- Just relax. - I am not the one to give a pious talk,
but if you need money, You can come to me.
I will listen. I warn you about your gambling habits.
They plant footprints and fingerprints,
and night guard forge my signature
Easy. And this crazy girl who smoked opium made a story.
And the Fitzgerald plant jewelry in my apartment There are words for people who think Everyone connects against them.
- Right. Respond. - C.W.,
You tried to swallow the key locker at Grand Central Station...
where we found the stolen item
- Do you have a witness? - Yes, it is me!
Will you take your words on me?
Let's take him to the courthouse and order him
You should get a lawyer, C.W.
I was surprised. This is one of my best men.
Do you know how long I've known this person? Tommy, come with me.
Yes, Mike, I'm right behind you. I'm sorry about this, C.W.
I will arrange it. Stick around.
Okay, alright.
If not Fast-Talkin Investigator '...
caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Am I really driving you out of bed?
Why? Do you plan to use defense madness?
Listen, honey, I have to get help, and you will help me
- Am I - Yes.
- And what makes you think that? - This is your type.
This will look good on your resume.
A criminal suspect, a bold runaway police headquarters, broad daylight.
You like this kind of thing.
Go to the top drawer there.
They took the handcuffs out of the second drawer from the left.
- There must be a key there. - Nervous.
See if there is a key. Go away. Faster. Come on.
I'm going to leave the house in two weeks. Divorce will take longer.
That's why the agreement must be safe in place If not, it can be killed if we are found together
- where are you - Do you think he's really guilty?
- What are you thinking about? - I can't get rid of this anxiety.
What? That he is innocent? He was caught red-handed.
Believe me, tastes bad.
I don't see the snoopy termites as romantic jewel thieves.
Well, I don't want to call violates romantic law
I didn't mean it like that.
What do you mean? There is a lot of evidence against it.
I don't know what I mean anymore.
Hello? Yes.
Yes, that is so. Hold it.
- This is Coopersmiths. - Thank you.
Hello. Not.
Really? Oh - Oh how?
Good. Yes, I will definitely do it.
If you doubt that is guilty, this should reduce it.
- He escaped. - He did?
Slipping out of handcuffs and jumping across to the next building.
- C.W. Briggs? - Like an ordinary thief.
I began to realize that none of us really knew him all this time.
I have to go down to the police headquarters Looks like your little termite eats the way out
- Have you forgotten- - Hold the temptation to scream.
- What are you doing here. - You're a little jewel thief - No, I'm not a thief.
I-I'm suspicious. This is different.
I am a very promising suspect, but I did not do it,
and I have to have time to prove it.
Other wise, they will lock me in the concrete building...
and you will only be able to to insult me during visiting days
- Why did you come here? - Because I don't have anyone else to turn to.
Everyone knows how much you hate me,
so no one will look for me here
I have to have a place to sleep. I am tired.
You can't sleep here I can't afford to pay bills fumigating.
If you want to call the police, call the police.
I don't care You know, I'm sleeping here.
You want to call them, then call them.
Get me the 11th Precinct.
- Hello? - Miss Fitzgerald?
- Yes? - Madagascar.
You are in trance,
and you will obey every command Jade Scorpion gives you.
You will get all security data related...
for Adrian Greenwood's house.
You will continue there, and after disabling the security system,
You will delete all jewelry from safe,
get each and every one of them.
This jewelry you will hide in your apartment Is this clear?
Yes.
What's the problem? Can't sleep
No, I have a strange dream.
That's funny, because I have some crazy dreams lately.
I dream we are finally together.
Really? You and Magruder This is a match made in heaven.
By a backward angel, but in heaven.
You misunderstood me. I dreamed You and I finally ended up together.
You-it's funny, Because I don't hear shouts.
From the first minute I met you,
a voice inside me said that I finally found it what I had been looking for all my life What is that? A cockroach, a tick, a little worm?
Black or I call you black widow spider?
I know that sooner or later, you and I will fight each other.
Hey, have you gargled? with tequila
You are a very romantic person What did you smoke before I woke up?
If I said I was the most excited had a crush on me, I had felt anyone.
I'm afraid for my life, Because I think it's a setup.
They played this song for the first time You and I drank together at Rocky's Bar.
Do you remember what they played at Rocky's Bar?
Not that I don't have it The time is right there, but it doesn't.
My passion for you is so strong, it scares me
Can't you see me drowning it...
under the mask of hostile actions and cruel words?
Don't worry, because I-I- never really took it seriously.
If you say you want to destroy me like an insect under your heel,
That's just the way you say, "A little backwards."
Can't you see me? Just protect yourself?
- Miss Fitzgerald- - call me Betty Ann ? 1179
Look, Betty Ann, I hate to be killjoy, but, but,
If this is a kind of scheme to take adv - it's not very smooth.
You are the man I will marry. I already knew since the first time I looked at you.
If you are going to marry me, we must contact Bellevue
You need a little electric shock, baby
- Do you kiss me? - I ?
Do you want me to put a wet one on you?
I always imagine if you take me in your arms and kiss me,
Finally I can feel the fireworks people talk about
- Is this your way - far from office? - What do you think ?
I think that this is very unfortunate we hate each other.
- Now, we can - have a big family. - I'll faint
Great, steady. Sometimes I influence women in this way.
- I can't stay awake. - Easy easy.
- I just need to rest - my head on your shoulder - Easy, uh-
What do I have to remember about soap I used it this morning
- What are you doing here? - Good morning dear.
Don't call me dear What is happening?
I stayed up all night...
think of all those things that you said,
and all of that rings a very deep bell with me - What? - There are so many,
You know, when we are arguing in the office,
and I have that feeling inside,
all of that, You really are crazy about me.
Crazy about you What, did you fall on your head?
No, hey, toots, I have to tell you,
last night, for cold fish, you are a hot item
Listen, buster, don't call me "toots."
I don't like it better than "lover".
I am not one of the Annies available sitting on your lap when you dictate.
What are you doing, sneaking here? and slip into my arms?
Hey what happened? You tried open my shirt last night and kiss me
- What are you talking about? - You came here and fainted - And now the news.
- I'm confused. - Jewel thieves that are hard to understand...
is responsible for robbing Kensington and Dillworth's wealth this week...
has attacked again
C.W. Briggs, former North Coast employee Fidelity and Casualty Company in New York,
is the main suspect in the robbery from the last victim,
Adrian Greenwood from Manhattan.
The details of the crime are the same as the first two of the week.
Besides finishing one million dollars in jewelry,
the thief managed to get away with with amounts like cash.
The police have secured the gem from the previous theft,
which caused the arrest and arrest of the main suspect, C.W. Briggs.
So that's why you ran away from the police
Not to try to prove your innocence, but because you have an unfinished business.
What business? I'm here with you
Yeah, well, for some reason, I have a problem remembering all that, but I have fallen asleep.
Even if you come here to sleep, You can wake up,
Rob these people and then come back again.
- You only use this as a safe haven! - I can,
but I don't.
You tried to take off my clothes and kiss me.
You gave me the wrong lie.
If you marry Chris Magruder, You have a lot of ignorance.
Uh, yeah, it must have been booze last night,
But you are like a person who changes, and a much better person.
I will take a shower, and if you don't go When I leave, I contact my area.
For one minute, You drop your guard.
You're actually sexy,
even when light hits you in a certain way,
You, you tend to resemble Mussolini.
Pretty sweet for office workers.
Wow, the Magruder must really love you in a wasteful way
Maybe like going to Paris with you more than he did with his wife.
I understand You and Charlie get something for me.
I don't know about Charlie, but I came up with a name.
Really? Well, hit me. Put that on me.
Eddie Polgar.
Who is that ?
That doesn't mean anything to me, But it appears twice.
- Eddie Polgar? - Yeah, yes There are no police records.
It could be an alias. I don't know That's all I can get.
Hey, hey, hey. The blue man is coming.
Keep moving. Keep moving !
- Charlie. - C.W., are you
- I got the message you wanted. - You're hot like a gun.
"Hot"? New York Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award.
Name Eddie Polgar means anythin to you?
- Zero - Nothing. I can't rest, no matter what I do.
- Stick your hand in the cup. - Inside the cup?
In a cup Yes yes yes.
Yes.
Thirty eight cents and a piece of paper.
Oh, and someone dumped their gum in your place of business.
Now, open the lump of paper.
- Why? - Here are instructions.
- What instructions? - From overnight theft
Coopersmiths found it on the property entrance.
- Charlie, wh- - The thief dropped him away.
- how do you get it? - I have friends, who have friends...
who works in the same building as Coopersmith Agency.
- I think maybe you want it. - Charlie, this-
These earrings are big theft.
I see with an expression on your face I must have helped you
Cherchezla femme. Do you know what that means, Charlie?
- What? - Find the woman
- is there a woman - Well, first I think so.
Then I didn't do it. Now I think I got it.
You worked on someone's side for years,
and then one day the temptation was too big - I don't believe. Not C.W. - That doesn't make sense. - Why not ?
Jill, I don't think of all of us Expected, but there is evidence now.
You heard Fitzgerald see that gem sittin 'in his apartment right?
Yes, and how he fought the police when they got the locker key.
- For me it's open and closed. - What ?
- You don't run away from the police - if you're innocent - That's what I say.
What about the nerves they need? strike twice? Come on, guys.
C.W. Worthy of praise. He is a pretty man.
Hello. Where are you
It's okay where I am I have to go to the office.
I-I think there are more people involved in this
I-I-I-I think that Fitzgerald is behind him
What is the name...
What does Eddie Polgar mean to you?
No.
Listen, I have to go to the office.
I want to pass it Coopersmiths report.
I want to check it out, and I want to check Fitzgerald's table again
There are no questions about that.
Fitzgerald is involved in this up to his neck You cannot allow this woman and woman Feelings for her to color your judgment.
It has nothing to do with with my feelings for him.
That's the only thing that makes sense I went to his house because I thought no one would look for me there...
Because he hates me like that.
I will sleep. In the middle night, I heard a noise, and I woke up.
I found it I thought, "Okay, so he can't sleep either."
But no. That is not what it is.
He has stolen Greenwood, and He returned, and I caught him.
So of course he started to act very strange
You know, he started- I trapped him.
So he started to seduce with his feminine tricks.
- What does it mean? - Means suddenly I'm handsome...
and I'm beautiful and she can't let go of her hand
Does that sound like Fitzgerald to you,
or does a schemer try to play me for suckers?
Actually, that sounds like a magic show demonstration by Voltan Polgar.
That's right. That's the first night of robbery.
I don't know, C.W. I think He has some real feelings for you.
Don't be silly He hates me.
Wh-Wh-What name do you say? from, witch...
which I have now really pressed?
Uh, Voltan.
Unshakeable Voltan. The Jade Scorpion.
- what's the name? - Volt Polgar
Eli Voytak Polgar.
I... just theorize...
extraordinary sequence of events.
You look like my Uncle Jerry immediately United Parcel truck hit him.
What happened? I know you explained this before, but, but what happened?
Th- They took me on stage - brought me on stage
He pisses you off - is rather easy, even though it's resistant.
Right. Yes. Then-
Then he brought Fitzgerald, who was with me at the time-
And then you wake up in a posthypnotic state...
with the word that will, uh, put it back down again Constantinople. Yes, Then he started making this-
C.W.? C.W.?
Yes?
Are you okay?
I'm fine, Alvin. How is your aging mother?
Obviously, he was never released from the keyword
Wake him up, George. This is scary.
Don't be afraid. This gets to my alley.
Alright. Now, when I snap my finger, You will wake up.
Uh, you won't remember what has happened. Is that clear to you?
- Yes. - And you will wake up...
feel happy and, and, and fresh.
- Is that clear? - Yes.
So, the man took me to the stage.
- Now, what then? - what is needed place after that - Wait a minute.
I have an idea. Constantino?
my Lord. What a feeling of power.
Do you think you can get it? to remember everything...
- And then make it loose - from trans to forever? - OK.
Now, when I snap my finger, You will wake up.
Your memory will be clear - it's clear.
All the past week's events will come to you clearly...
and without interruption.
You will be completely released from your trance,
and the mention of it the word Constantinople...
has absolutely no meaning for you It won't get you back into your hypnosis state.
One: You left there
Two: your memories last week will be back.
Three: You are really awake.
- I took the jewelry! - The- Kensington Gem - What?
And Dill-Yes. Yes, and of course.
And then he might try to get me- can't get me, so he-
The thing about Greenwood is him. Wha-
What are Fitzgerald's keywords?
Madagascar.
The Jade Scorpion wants you to get the jewelry
Wrap it with plain brown paper and bring them to him.
Mark the following address in Chinatown.
Miss Fitzgerald?
Sergeant, it's called Volt Polgar.
Someone just gave me an address to him.
Oh, Miss Fitzgerald.
Jade Scorpion welcomes you.
- You have a package - Yes.
Thank you.
You will now return home. You will fall asleep.
This will be a wonderful sleep from where you will wake up cheerfully,
and you will not remember anything from this incident
Actually, you won't have a memory of all this ever
I just passed. I... thought I would... say hello.
- C.W. Briggs. - Yeah.
I seem to have underestimated you.
My life story. Everyone underestimates me.
They - you know, they think I'm pushover
It makes my job easier.
I-I've seen some beautiful exotic schemes, Polgar, but this one is very beautiful.
But I know that. That's why I get the highest dollar.
Don't force me to take it Extreme action, Mr. Briggs.
You will never pull the trigger.
Really? You don't think so. Why?
Murder is not your game. I've already just instinctively said that to me.
You know, you are a jewel thief.
Is there a big difference between? A little time to steal jewelry...
and, you know, frying in an electric chair
As soon as they pump 200 million volts of electricity through your body,
You have a tendency to shop for the rest of your day in an ashtray.
For a moment, I thought I exaggerated my hand.
You are the bravest, brightest
The bravest man I've ever met,
and I will go to the end from the earth with you
You know, everyone must have someone they feel like that.
It's- It's- You know, it's true It's a shame that you have to...
Actually waking up from here, This amazing illusion.
Only-once...
before the curtain of ugly reality...
drops on both of us
Oh, you smell great.
- What packs, huh? - Did you see Herb Coopersmith's face?
- Serve him right - Hey, Al.
What do you think of Miss Fitzgerald and Mr. Magruder...
will go for their romantic vacation?
Divorce does not occur months. I hear his wife doesn't care.
- I heard they were married in June. - Not.
I think I heard it talking about going to Paris
Paris? Wow!
Mr. Magruder, I- I only came to say that I would leave.
Ah, C.W. Well, what can I say? We all make mistakes, huh?
Of course, you have to admit, that's right has a strong enough case against you - I don't know - I know you can get a job anywhere.
If you decide to leave, You will get a blessing.
If you live, you will get a pay rise,
and I will make sure Miss Fitzgerald avoiding my path
Between us boys, once we get married, he'll retire whether he wants or not.
I don't have a wife at work in my own office, to measure well.
Now, think positively. I will go for a few weeks myself.
Miss Fitzgerald and I went to Paris
- Oh huh? The actual city - Huh?
- no. - You need a vacation
Why don't you see if you can get it? Which Laura Kensington girl?
I don't mind some actions themselves.
He looks devastated by you.
He's a little crazy, but, in a hotel room, which can be very fun.
Just come to say goodbye.
Right. Chris and I have a plane to catch
No, by good-bye I mean I'm leaving. I stopped Oh?
Must make you very happy. You can en joy your holiday now.
Because when you come back, You don't need to see me again.
You can change everything here Not static
Want to have a farewell drink?
Drinks at 10:00 am?
This is only tequila.
What can you say about a woman who keeps a bottle of Mexican liquor on her desk?
Let's drink for our second future.
Yes?
Today, Mr. Magruder. Tomorrow, the world.
I'll let that go because it's goodbye.
Mm You will really marry her I-I-you know
For women who are brilliant, I must say,
You have the worst taste in men.
I don't want to come with you How bad does it feel?
You know, behind- under all those bad words...
is very vulnerable, sweet, sexy woman
But don't ever let it out,
Because, you know, you can run the risk of being happy,
and I know it will kill you Chris and I plan to be very happy Your instincts tell you he will never leave his wife
My instinct is good, but they are not perfect So this is one where I am wrong.
Got - Got a great one the rest of your life...
and try not to jump out of any window
Make sure the elevator is there before you enter,
because I heard someone fell 15 stories and vegetable wounds.
I will let that pass Because of this goodbye.
- That's what he said - - Hey, Briggsie, I just said it.
You stop, I go with ya.
That's right. C.W., you Our hero. This is a hard nut to crack.
No, this is all luck.
If George doesn't know magic or hypnosis,
You know, I will never know anything.
This is an amazing thing.
You can really put someone down and then force them to do the most outrageous things.
That's really wrong.
Someone will not do anything under hypnosis that they will not do in real life.
- Really? - Yeah. - What do you say ?
Th-Th-That I, at heart, a thief?
Well, we know there's a little theft in you I mean, you're the one who always says it takes one to catch one.
Oh, well, there's also a little thief at Miss Fitzgerald
I mean, that's kind of surprising.
- There are a lot of surprises in him. - Evidently. - Hey, come here Hey.
You have a little crush on him, don't you?
Who? Fitzgerald? Are you-
? - What are you talking about? - Well, come on. I always know that.
You can't hate someone that much without being there...
at least a little attraction behind it all.
- Who said? - This is my instinct Against all logic.
Come on, Briggsie. You are one that taught me to believe it.
I think I fell in love with him, but I-
This is the stupidest thing that ever happened to me. This is embarrassing.
Yeah, well, uh, you'd better take a bull by the horn.
She's out of here three minutes. Look.
Go
Miss Fitzgerald, marry me.
- What? - I think C.W. have some.
- Enough for that, isn't that right? - I have a little tequila, but-
If not, I won't do it courage to say this
I fell in love with you. I want you to marry me Mr. Briggs, you're embarrassing me.
You don't want to spend the rest of your money your life with the wrong person...
- At that time I really love. - C.W. You make it uncomfortable.
Whatever can make you think I can, in me wildest dreams, think of yourself like that, you-
Yes I know. "A little cheeky cockroach," or something like that.
But can't you see the poison below that? That's the beauty.
Betty, let's go C.W. Leave here at once.
I think your idea moves Professionally it's not so crazy.
Hey, look, I'm open to you.
I put my heart in your hand.
I've been difficult because I'm afraid of you, just like you're afraid of me.
Because under it, we know this The real thing, and it frightens us.
Yes, I'm afraid of you You and Boris Karloff.
Not like that, C.W.
Your heroism does not give you rights
How can a man claiming love be an annoying choir?
I'm afraid Betty and I have big plans,
and they are not you.
I - I - You want to spend the rest Your life is married to the wrong person?
What makes you think I'm going to marry you? Even if I won't marry her?
- Stop talking about me - like me not here. - Because I'm the one you love
You are too old for me You are too nearsighted for me
- You're too short for me - You leave the best part
- I also lost my hair. - All right, C.W. Goodbye.
- And I mean well. - Wait - wait a minute
Betty Ann. Betty Ann, where did you go?
- Madagascar? - Someone called a plane and said we might be late.
You go ahead, Chris.
I live here
What ??
I live with C.W.
We have an announcement to make.
Betty Ann, you have a crazy look in your eyes.
I have never felt it is very normal in my life
I can't guarantee that every time I kiss you there will be fireworks.
I thought I fell in love with you the first second I looked at you.
I want this woman to help! Get an ambulance!
Uh, Miss Burke. Call my wife's lawyer Ask him to stop the breakup.
- I see a problem on the horizon. - Don't worry, Mr. Magruder.
He will take you back. There will be some new basic rules, but you can adapt.
- Gosh, so much passion - in a bad insurance office - I know.
- not kiddin '. - You never know.
Hey. Congratulations.
A little, uh, go now forya.
So, should we...
get out of here and find a place where we can start to make up for lost time?
What about my place?
I think I can live with it.
Um, God bless everyone,
and, uh, God bless Tiny Tim.
- Can we? - Good luck, you two.
Hey, so, what will happen? when he, you know,
wake up and he returns for his old self?
Guess the first word from his mouth every morning must be "Madagascar."
Gosh, who will do that?
Hey, what's the break for C.W. That in all the commotion...
You forgot about deprogram Miss Fitzgerald, huh?
What are you talking about? I don't forget anything. I programed it last night.
You don't need to worry. I will never leave you
That is something you don't like to think about.
Tell me how you feel about me.
You are the greatest person in the world - the most handsome, the brightest, the sexiest.
You know, one day I will make you feel those things
Only, really feel it.
Something is possible.
I make you feel like this, and I don't even have to say Constantinople