1 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:27,027 That Cameron Diaz is hot. Have you seen the new F-150? 2 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,528 Dude, this is very big. 3 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:32,282 I imagine after the Laker match, I'll do it Go to Dublin, take some brewskies. 4 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:34,909 No way, bro. No one took it on Monday. 5 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:38,121 - This is a total sausage on a Saturday night. - Do you see that Saxon is traded? 6 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,373 How annoying. The line will be unlucky now. 7 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,666 Amen, boyfriend. 8 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:45,712 - What did I say? - We did it well. 9 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:48,798 There is no straight person who doesn't see anyone except his girlfriend as "boyfriend". 10 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,133 11 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,177 But I'm very butch when I say it 12 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:55,430 Good. I don't care that I'm lost. I hate games. Where is the check? 13 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,140 You must be proud to be lost. 14 00:00:57,182 --> 00:01:00,977 The whole exercise is unknown, demoralizing cases of making fun of themselves. 15 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:04,022 This is from the person who brought us, "Nobody took it there on Monday." 16 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,066 - It's different. - I agree. 17 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:09,152 If Larry Kramer knows this is how gay men spend their time, he will be disabled. 18 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,446 Larry Kramer can blow me, okay? 19 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,822 This is fun. 20 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,116 In addition, it is 5 minutes and 32 seconds. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,910 - Group record - Meanwhile... 22 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,662 I said before - 23 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,998 Can I have a double moka steroid? 24 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,167 - I can't help it I'm a bunny sports rabbit. - dirty 25 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,628 Yes, Benji, you are the lost cause. 26 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:29,339 I hate this city. Everyone is more handsome than me. 27 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,425 - Have fun, Jan. You will make a team. - I'm serious. 28 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,927 Fuck off. 29 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,929 This is from the three of us. 30 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,517 And you wrap it with your pants. 31 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,560 That's very funny. 32 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:48,191 - "Love, it's me." - That's a joke. 33 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:51,653 You are the only one of us who has never complained about not having a boyfriend. 34 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:55,031 Certain individuals are unfamiliar with the real Dennis... 35 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:58,284 may interpret it lack of desire for partners... 36 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,538 as a defense mechanism, wall. 37 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:05,875 In this case, this text will serve you in overcoming your emotional blockage... 38 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,713 and open yourself for possible relationships. 39 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,800 Okay, instructions are taken. Come on. Gathering only 40 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,386 I can't take pictures. I look terrible now. 41 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,555 I'm really honest Wait a minute. Look at this. 42 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,807 - Actually, this isn't bad. - Well. 43 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,144 Good. Good light there. Go away. Let's go. 44 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,441 Alright. 45 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,779 Meanwhile-- 46 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,951 Many people ask me When I first knew I was gay. 47 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:43,246 In fact, I don't know. Don't remember But what I remember... 48 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,165 What I can remember is the moment I first realized it was fine. 49 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:48,918 - "That's when I met these people..." - Thank you. 50 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,421 my friend. 51 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,922 I still need to find a home gift for my brother and Clubber Lang. 52 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:23,161 He has been your sister's girlfriend for five years. 53 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,497 Don't you think of you two? have to get along? 54 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,999 55 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,423 Meanwhile, don't look now, but right behind me - 56 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,175 I can kill you You act like he will never know we are checking it out. 57 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,761 He doesn't even know I'm homo if I'm not here with you - 58 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,514 a cart full of kitchen utensils. 59 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,516 What planet do you live in? 60 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,017 Not people in this shop don't want to choose you from a homo tree in a second. 61 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:49,062 - Keep telling yourself that. - You don't believe me Good. I'm sorry, miss Excuse me, miss? 62 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,356 Can you come here for a moment? 63 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,983 64 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,361 65 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:59,614 This man, you've never seen it before in your whole life right? 66 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:03,118 Tell me, which one is: gay, not gay? 67 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,954 I have to say big fag. 68 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,331 - The first thing I want to say, Larry-- - Lawrence. 69 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,710 - Remember my thing with that? - Right 70 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,170 Anyway, Lawrence, the last two weeks... 71 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,715 that we have gone out... 72 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:21,761 has been some of the best moments in my boyfriend's career. 73 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,847 We have laughed, we have learned... 74 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,224 We have tripped fantastic light. 75 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,435 However, I only... 76 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,230 feeling like something just doesn't work 77 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,692 What do you think, honey? 78 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,028 I'm not sure Fold your arm 79 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,908 Oh, my God, yeah. Big nellie. 80 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,536 No, okay? This is me. 81 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,372 I'm a broken part, and you want to know why? 82 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,043 That's because deep down... 83 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,589 I'm a lonely person. 84 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:02,135 Did you read that? from your hand 85 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,304 What? Not. 86 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,932 You are. You really read the script 87 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,393 These are just a few notes. I want to to make sure I say the right thing. 88 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,437 Oh, give me a bad break. 89 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,107 Fantastic light You don't even know what it is. 90 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,442 What? 91 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,070 Get APB in Caucasian men, brown hair and eyes... 92 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,072 160 pounds, 5-foot-11. 93 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,992 Suspects are unarmed and different characteristics of homosexual men. 94 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,328 That's how I call you in me. 95 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,166 You know, you're worse than all the boys' combined muscles. 96 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,919 At least they don't expect to want a relationship 97 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,588 I never said that I want a relationship 98 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,174 - Then what do you want? - Something casual. 99 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:45,470 Linen sports jackets are normal. Swimwear is normal. 100 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,932 - Damn someone unusual. - Well. 101 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,517 While we discuss this issue... 102 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,936 if there are certain rumors your sexual tendencies... 103 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:56,189 starts popping up around the city, You will know who started it. 104 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,775 Have a nice evening, boys down 105 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,862 That's crap like that! 106 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,979 I'm not in the mood for one of your scolding As a person in a long-term relationship, I will tell you 107 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,149 - What you do is sick - Whatever. 108 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,484 Number one, you work here This is bad taste. 109 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,487 Number two, if you want to break up with someone... 110 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,948 111 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,451 have the courtesy to give them with better lighting. 112 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:52,495 I heard that, ingrate. Oh, time record, Casanova. 113 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,956 You can start the shift early. 114 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,001 Roberto, how are you cutting them with, chain saws? 115 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,046 This is bruschetta. Thinly slice tomatoes. 116 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:05,133 Jack, that's Javier. Roberto is his brother. 117 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,344 If he cuts the tomato correctly, I'll call him Phyllis if he wants. 118 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,387 As a person in a long-term relationship... 119 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,307 I don't see how you will ever go find happiness with one person... 120 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,017 if you don't improve your way 121 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,562 You don't start a sentence with, "as someone in a long term relationship"? 122 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,564 This speaks of my authority in terms of heart. 123 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,817 -It talks about your boyfriend's madness. -Hi, friends. 124 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,402 - Thank God. - You are late. 125 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:27,197 Sorry, but, you know, this is my birthday Sorry not to feed the bulldog, sugar. Go to work. 126 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,532 Seeing your prey on the side of the road. Good work. 127 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,910 The last time I used an audition to break up with someone Did you come to the party, Jack? 128 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,412 I just wrapped 1 00 pcs of in prosciutto to keep warm. 129 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,581 130 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:40,001 131 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,003 You didn't Push up! 132 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,005 I can't let you have a birthday without giving you... 133 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,841 at least a little bit of the tastes and talents of my boss. 134 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,678 And besides that, see what I got today 135 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,179 Broken Hearts T-shirts. 136 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:54,015 I will register interest parties overnight. 137 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,851 Please, I begged you, there were no softball teams this year 138 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,354 There are no softball teams this year. There are no softball teams this year. 139 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:02,565 Are you crazy? What do you know about P. P. This is for a restaurant? 140 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:06,069 It can't be good. We lost every game we played last year. 141 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,196 Two of the teams only have four people. 142 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,449 Nothing forces you two to play, but remember who paid your bill 143 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:21,626 Leslie, Queen Bitchtar, your people came to take you home 144 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:25,380 Good night, Patrick. This is your sister I'll be there. 145 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,757 What's wrong with lesbians? and candles? 146 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,135 I just got home from work, and I'm not in the mood for your bullshit. 147 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:34,222 I see... 148 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,308 what is the prize 149 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,768 This is a household gift for Anne 150 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:41,146 It's two months late 151 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,731 Looks like a coffee maker. 152 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,151 Now, you can close your mouth because it's a surprise. 153 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,154 154 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,156 Oh, we already have a coffee maker. 155 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,658 I've seen the old one. This one is much better. 156 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,661 We got rid of that one. He didn't tell you? 157 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,830 We have a new Webb 3000. 158 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,333 - Do you already have Webb 3000? - Do not worry dear. 159 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,544 This is not the first time that has returned one of your gifts So Anne said that you were jealous of the vibrator How do I look? 160 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,216 - good Where is Hansel and Gretel? - That's smart. 161 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,761 - Are you sure you don't want to come? - No, thank you. 162 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,680 - He said it would be mixed. - The last time he said that... 163 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,058 164 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,810 165 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:24,022 there are 60 men, 3 women and parrots... 166 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,191 and the parrot starts more attention than women. 167 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,735 The parrot knows the words for "Material Girl." 168 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,236 Can we? 169 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:46,044 Do you have to do that here? We are two blocks from home! 170 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,046 Parties make me nervous. 171 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,924 - I'm relaxed - Can you relax legally? 172 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,677 - What if we can pull over? - What will the police do? 173 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,429 For starters, all things are interesting. 174 00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:01,017 If we don't go home together tonight, You will understand. 175 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,687 - Don't do this - Everything? 176 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,856 This eleventh routine. This really makes me demoralized. 177 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,192 I haven't broken anything here... 178 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,278 because there is nonsense here was broken down two months ago. 179 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,155 But we are still sleeping together. 180 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,574 We slept together because we got fucking friendships... 181 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,034 not because we are girlfriends. 182 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,412 - I don't want to talk about this - You don't want to talk 183 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:24,749 You just want to smoke a pan, watch the damn Cartoon Network. 184 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:28,378 What should be discussed? We are the ex-girlfriend who is still screwed. 185 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,171 I want more. You don't 186 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,756 I survived because I love you. 187 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,510 I waited desperately for today You are calm, wake up... 188 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,721 and realize that you love me You survive because it's easy. 189 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,350 If you say it like that, I sound like a bastard. 190 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,563 Okay wait. Hold it. First television crush 191 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,005 Oh, easy. John-Boy Walton. 192 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,007 Yes, honey, I always want it The last one says good night to him. 193 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,135 - No, the mole. - I am Matthew Laborteaux. 194 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:20,472 - Who is that? - Albert from "Small House". 195 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,807 Wait a minute. That is morphine an addicted episode, right? 196 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,268 197 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,355 - How do you know? - Because you have something for a bad boy. 198 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:32,108 The valley flow is quite clear to reflect even hair or mustache. 199 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,152 Why do I have to look after this mirror? 200 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:38,031 See, as an artist, it's very important that I reject the mirror for current. 201 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,949 Right. 202 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:43,036 I will drink. Do you want to stay here or - 203 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,454 Definitely. 204 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,456 I mean, you know, whatever. 205 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,002 So what about you and Benji? know each other? 206 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,046 We fold jeans in Structure. 207 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,507 Okay, my first television crush: Man of Water. 208 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,967 Water Man? Are you kidding? 209 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,970 No, you laugh, but he has blond hair and he builds swimmers. 210 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,598 I don't like blondes though. 211 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,810 - Swimmer? - That's a lot of bullshit. 212 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,938 Listen, boy, I won't leave this party... 213 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,148 until you register... 214 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:16,695 to be the best team in the West Hollywood Softball League... 215 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,488 Broken Hearts! 216 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,950 So come here and enter, guys 217 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,743 Drinks are free for signatures! 218 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,496 Oh, they will all stop after we lose the first game. 219 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,750 - That looks good, actually. - Do not do it 220 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,503 I have to let it be set at least - God. 221 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,505 - guess who is outside - Who? 222 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,882 J. Crew guy from new year 223 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,510 - no bullshit at my party? - Yeah. 224 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,053 Come here. 225 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:48,059 Over there a dining table talking with a group of his friends. 226 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,061 That's it. Oh, my God. 227 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,063 Close the door. 228 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,066 This is your birthday star shines on you 229 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,653 We were barely connected last time. He might not even remember me. 230 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,822 How about you? Have luck with colleagues? 231 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,366 Who has the opportunity? Cole moved immediately. 232 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,410 I only live with him. 233 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,705 That won't work. The man is a total beginner. 234 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,666 - Never said he's gay. - no nonsense You can choose them. 235 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,252 I know. I can't help myself. 236 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:18,548 They remind me how great It used to feel, you know. 237 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,344 When you first leave, and every man in that room is just-- 238 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,346 Possible. 239 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,014 Yes. 240 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,517 Then you find out we are a possibility 241 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,273 - Oh shit. - What? 242 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,526 Just like a Zen master, You have to struggle to find freshness... 243 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,737 in your worldly duties. 244 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,281 That, of course, becomes the retail world. 245 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,492 I really understand what you mean 246 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,577 The book. He is unstoppable with the book. 247 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,037 What's the book? 248 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,415 Some books about Zen lessons he found on Dennis's shelf. 249 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,210 One of the former Cole told him without any opinion about... 250 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,587 so he thinks it's the best If he comes out and takes some. 251 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,215 Stupid, beautiful people shouldn't be allowed to use literature... 252 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,133 When competing in a pickup pool. 253 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,427 It's like bald people wearing hats. 254 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,263 This is deceptive. 255 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,975 - You opened my gift? - Not. Which one is that? 256 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,061 - There. - I do not know it 257 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,981 Where is Paul? He hasn't answered my page all day. 258 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,194 Love, it's me 259 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,614 This really helped me in preparing myself to love Paul. 260 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,658 - thank you dear - Same dear. 261 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,412 I will put it with my other two copies. 262 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,414 I want to know if there's more ice 263 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,124 Ice. 264 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,167 Yes, there is ice... 265 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,461 and I will get it. 266 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,630 Hear! The party is calling. 267 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,970 From the New Year, right? 268 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,139 I'm not sure you will remember me. 269 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,891 Alright 270 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,894 I really didn't enter here for this. 271 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,843 That's my decoration. 272 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,097 And, you have to go upstairs. This is Taylor. 273 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,604 You must be joking. 274 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,234 - What happened? - Paul finally called Taylor back. 275 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,030 From Hawaii, where he vacationed with his new boyfriend. 276 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,203 There is no Streisand, no Bette, no Judy. 277 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,421 No. OK, here. 278 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,340 "Beach" soundtrack. 279 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,093 Oh, thank God. Track four. 280 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,969 I just heard it. 281 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,138 I was left for another man. 282 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,975 And it's not just someone else, is a coach A coach named Dash. 283 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,977 I was left for punctuation. 284 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,021 We all know this will happen. 285 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,148 286 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,401 - Patrick. - Come on. 287 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,820 Not that he doesn't know Paul is sleeping. 288 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,573 I tried to warn him before they moved together, and he would not listen. 289 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,951 I'm in the room, asshole. 290 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,537 Good. That's what I got for being friends 291 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,789 We clearly have two different interpretations of that word What does that mean? 292 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,082 This means that when it comes to men... 293 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,918 You love being a carrier bad news for all of us 294 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,255 You can disguise all you want guise of Patrick's good advice... 295 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:49,134 but it's not bullshit but pin... 296 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,636 297 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,139 try to pop all our relationship balloons. 298 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,811 Yes, I know Paul is sleeping with someone else. 299 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,981 But he said that we will finish everything 300 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,735 He promised to finish everything. 301 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,695 He is lying. 302 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,572 I'm sorry. Do you know what? 303 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,533 This is the night time where all the more beautiful boys are connected... 304 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,952 so I'm just going to go now 305 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,539 - He hates me. - He will handle it 306 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,960 The apartment belongs to Paul. 307 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,212 He wants me out on Friday. 308 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:29,758 We have a living room. 309 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,843 You are more than welcome. 310 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,014 - I can't - It won't be a problem 311 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:40,894 Cole lives here too. I can't do it unless you're fine with it 312 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,230 Well, this is kind of sudden. 313 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,734 But... 314 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,113 it's Dennis's house, so if he's okay with that... 315 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,573 then I think I am. 316 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,993 Then it's done. 317 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,791 Dennis, Cole, me-- 318 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:06,294 You will never know how much I appreciate this. 319 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,304 Seeing you guys What happened? 320 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,689 Paul dumps Taylor. Taylor went bankrupt. 321 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,233 The party will soon break up, If you want to ride. 322 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,029 Howie, no. 323 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,490 324 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,118 You know, I can't be your Rice-A-Roni. 325 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,452 What? 326 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,454 Your rice is A-Roni. 327 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,707 This is the game show '7 best 0s' gift of entertainment... 328 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,001 the thing that everyone goes home with even if they are lost Not so. 329 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,461 This is different. 330 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,088 Yes. 331 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,881 Gosh-- 332 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,425 Oh, don't do it 333 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,222 Because you know it makes me work when you do that 334 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,683 What do you do? 335 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,226 You take off your glasses. 336 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,603 You rub your eyes. 337 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,605 And you can't say anything. 338 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,607 I still make you silent? 339 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,864 340 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,705 - Where is your jacket? - It's in the car. 341 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,206 Let's go. 342 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,968 Do you want to talk about it? 343 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,262 What should be discussed? 344 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:42,557 Gay men on L.A. is a group of 10s looking for 11 345 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,353 On a good night, and if someone else It's pretty drunk, I'm six years old. 346 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,688 - That's not true. - Here. 347 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:52,317 I love you, and I know that you mean well, but rightly so. 348 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,986 Patrick, maybe it's time you start hanging out... 349 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,197 with a different group of guys. 350 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,992 They are the only ones that make it bearable. 351 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,079 Good night, Patrick. 352 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:08,333 Oh, just before I forget, Leslie and I want to have a baby... 353 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,836 and therefore biologically impossible for us to do it without sperm... 354 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,756 and because your genes are close to me, we think we can borrow you... 355 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,467 and then it will be like a baby he and I must have been together... 356 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,511 is it my penis? 357 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,681 You don't need to sleep with him. He will be artificially inseminated. 358 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,183 So take your time, Think about that. 359 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,603 Don't be in a hurry, but we really want it kind of getting moving on it right away... 360 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:32,023 as in the next pair ovulation cycle 361 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:34,109 I see... 362 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:36,111 talk to you tomorrow. 363 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,373 - You can leave now - Oh well. 364 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,719 Return home. I'll get the rest. 365 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,805 Come on, you're excited... 366 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,849 which tends to the mortal mind. 367 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,892 Unsex he's here 368 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,270 Now is not the time for Shakespeare in the Living Room. 369 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,605 No, of course not. Too late. 370 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,817 This is only 20 minutes to the next day does not mean sexual experience 371 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,778 - Ten, if I'm lucky - Never, if you're really lucky. 372 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,781 Notice how subtly I drove you to the door? 373 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:25,160 Notice how subtle I am leading you to a healthier existence? 374 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,953 Good night, Jack. 375 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,080 Happy birthday, Dennis. I love you. 376 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,543 Don't be nervous. 377 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,963 Small children and the elderly Don't say that for you to say again. 378 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,904 We have to light a few more candles. 379 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,908 I'm cool. 380 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:08,745 Yes, but we can use a little, You know, some mood adjustments. 381 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,934 What if-- 382 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,520 What about music? 383 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,021 - Sure. - good 384 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,941 - Whatever. - Yeah. Big. 385 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,276 Do you like carpenters? 386 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,738 Play something else. 387 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:52,872 Don't you find Karen Carpenter's music even romantic from afar? 388 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,290 - No. - None? 389 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,835 Not "Close to You" "Rain and Monday." 390 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,546 What about the one about Warren Beatty? 391 00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:03,883 "You're so futile." That's Carly Simon. 392 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,969 - You better go. - What? 393 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:10,015 I feel a sudden lie, but I will go with this urge. 394 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:14,019 - Is this about the music? - No, no. It's about me. 395 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,022 - I can't do this anymore - We haven't done anything yet 396 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,566 I know what we will do, and I can't do it 397 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,026 - Of course you can. - You are right. 398 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:24,362 - I can, but I'm bored with it. - Are you tired of sex? 399 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,864 Yes. Not. 400 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:31,119 I am tired of having sex with people who care about what I look like and make the rest... 401 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,163 and I'm tired doing the same thing with them. 402 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:36,416 I want something more... 403 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:37,792 something else 404 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:41,171 I want someone who likes my music and I care in the morning. 405 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,757 I keep forgetting your name... 406 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,843 because of my friend and I see you as a "J. Crew guy." 407 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,888 This is Ted. 408 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,141 Alright, Ted... 409 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,185 I'm sorry. 410 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:59,356 Usually, how you see the sweater will be enough, but not tonight. 411 00:24:37,602 --> 00:24:38,853 You scared me. 412 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,898 This is my home. I'm allowed to do that 413 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,983 - Did Cole fall asleep? - Yeah, he fell asleep. 414 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,612 There's nothing there. I checked 415 00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,491 You have to try cake 416 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:54,953 The icing looks dirty, But the cake is pretty good. 417 00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:59,082 This is not what I need tonight. 418 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,377 - You are not what I need tonight. - What did I say? 419 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,964 I made the cake that you just insulted for my own birthday 420 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,717 It took two hours, and it turns out it didn't even blow candles... 421 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,469 Because of my friend's relationship press DEFCON 5 422 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,263 Bummer. 423 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:17,726 Everyone knows that birthday wishes is the only one that has real validity. 424 00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,645 I plan to write a letter to the committee for extension 425 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,235 Why write? 426 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,533 Now you make a deadline. 427 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,880 Come on. Make your wish 428 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:00,935 Thank you. 429 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,563 Kevin. 430 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,106 You must be "Ennis." 431 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,733 That's Dennis. 432 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,778 Someone eats "D." 433 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,615 - Is this yours? - Yeah. 434 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:16,284 I found your darkroom when I was looking for a bathroom... 435 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:19,037 so I think you are so photographer or whatever 436 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:21,331 or something. 437 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:26,211 - I like this one. - That's my first class assignment. 438 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:30,256 We must find an inanimate object that represents our emotional state. 439 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:33,218 I just came out of the closet, I've never met my friends... 440 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:36,513 but I still feel reasonable strength and independence. 441 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:40,517 I think it looks lonely. 442 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:41,935 You are Benji's friend 443 00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:45,021 Oh yeah. More coworkers... 444 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:47,691 but I like it. 445 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,776 - Apparently not enough. - What does it mean? 446 00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:54,739 Between you and me, I guess You are hopeless tonight. 447 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:58,827 You have been a hot topic since you joined the Structural family. 448 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,913 What, has he talked about me? 449 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,959 Relax. It's just a crush. 450 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,961 I mean, you have to be flattered. 451 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,507 In the next full moon, he will have a new one This is the way. 452 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,718 I don't make you guys Is that all you do, sit here and talk about men? 453 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,470 Whether it's or we talk about men. 454 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:20,098 Yeah, well... 455 00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:22,642 I think it's really gay. 456 00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:24,978 - You didn't come out, right? - What? 457 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:29,816 You're not just a newbie You aren't even with anyone. 458 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:33,236 459 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:36,573 - I don't think it's anyone's business. - not 460 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:39,284 - I'm tired of being asked - I can imagine. 461 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,870 Why do I have to tell anyone? 462 00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:45,123 Maybe I'm straight. Maybe I'm gay. Maybe I haven't decided yet. 463 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,584 Maybe I should say good night. 464 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,753 Yes. Good night. 465 00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:57,469 You're right. 466 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,471 It looks lonely. 467 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,234 I can't decide whether my friend is there The best or worst thing happened to me. 468 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,945 Obviously, without them, my life would be far more unpleasant... 469 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,989 but with them... 470 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:22,619 I don't know if I can do it to have my own life. 471 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,915 Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you want to remain short above? 472 00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:30,210 Yes. 473 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:31,711 I know they are my friends. I only don't know if I can trust them Especially when it comes to men. 474 00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:36,966 Every time I introduce someone, they are nearby. 475 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,010 Pay attention to your posture, okay? 476 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:41,471 Sorry. 477 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,556 Take, for example, party that night 478 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,974 Taylor's boyfriend broke up with him from Hawaii 479 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:47,060 Howie returned home with Marshall again. 480 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,979 Quasi Benji boyfriend sleeping with Cole 481 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,649 And my sister ended the night with my sperm request. 482 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,902 483 00:28:55,985 --> 00:29:00,323 484 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,867 This is like a big gay soap opera. 485 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,745 I keep waiting for Sue Ellen to wander into my living room... 486 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:09,541 and said that he was secretly buying controlling the interest of my oil company. 487 00:29:09,624 --> 00:29:14,087 I watched this documentary on cable about this monkey tribe in Somalia. 488 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:18,008 Benji told me about this the documentary he saw about monkeys - 489 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:18,758 In Somalia 490 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:22,554 They hang out with each other until mating season, and then like that - 491 00:29:22,637 --> 00:29:26,016 They attack each other. This is survival of the fittest. 492 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:29,310 I think, is our group 493 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:30,645 That's us 494 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:34,441 We are the monkeys, and I Monkey with image problems. 495 00:29:34,524 --> 00:29:37,402 The only thing that is not based on anything is Cole. 496 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,070 I mean, just look at him. 497 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,573 She's beautiful, really acts straight 498 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:43,992 He is the last temporary, and he has no soul. 499 00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:46,328 My father will sleep with Cole. 500 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:51,916 If you ask me, Cole is really what's wrong with this group 501 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,837 We all want to be her, But we are all afraid to admit it. 502 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,673 Actually, Howie might admit it. 503 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,009 I want to be Cole. Why can't I become Cole? 504 00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,011 Why doesn't God make me Cole? 505 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,767 My friends get a haircut with this. 506 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,478 It's not that I want to be Cole or anything. 507 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:14,022 He just makes everything look so easy. 508 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:17,901 I just hope that, you know, it's easy to let someone in. 509 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,361 To get a boyfriend 510 00:30:19,444 --> 00:30:21,112 Being beautiful. 511 00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:25,283 Thank you, Betty. 512 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,869 You always know what to say. 513 00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,371 This is a gift. 514 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:40,840 Where is my living room? 515 00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:44,344 - I just shifted it a little. - No, this is your living room. 516 00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:46,012 You don't shift My living room around 517 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,056 You move my living room out and your living room 518 00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:50,225 519 00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:52,644 520 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:54,938 521 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,524 522 00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:59,651 523 00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:03,321 524 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:06,783 525 00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:08,785 526 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:12,122 527 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:14,165 528 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:17,794 529 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,838 Thanks to Mufassa here, Now it's a Tunisian hut. 530 00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:22,424 - Why did I try? - I have amazing news 531 00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:26,302 This casting director took me in for this role in the film Kip Rogers. 532 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:29,139 - that's great - Unless I'm out of head shots. 533 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:31,182 - You need me to make a head shot. - Bingo 534 00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,476 - Go get your negative. - I love you. 535 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,687 You are a goddamn boon. 536 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:38,106 I hear Kip Rogers is a big fag. 537 00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:40,358 Kip Rogers is not gay. She is married. 538 00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:45,613 Please, it's up there with, "He's not gay, he's in brotherhood." 539 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:55,040 My agent thinks that I have a really good shot for this one. 540 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:58,376 Said they only saw for face 541 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:01,046 Doesn't that bother you? 542 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:04,883 - That people think I'm attractive? - That's all they think about. 543 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:07,218 That's not necessarily true. 544 00:32:07,302 --> 00:32:10,055 When was the last time you were asked to audition for a role? 545 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,016 They always want to see or face... 546 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,517 or good eyes 547 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:18,021 Then? Who made love? That's how I enter 548 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:21,066 What matters is whether or not I have the dirt to support it. 549 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,277 I guess. 550 00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:28,740 - So you like this Kevin kid? - She's pretty good, of course. 551 00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:31,117 That's how you feel about him? Is he good enough? 552 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,161 Do I agree with his opinion in the Middle East? 553 00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:34,871 Forget me asking. 554 00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:37,916 It's been a week. Who knows what I feel? 555 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:41,336 I think if this will happen another random you sleep with and dump - 556 00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:44,464 - else? - You don't have the best track record. 557 00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:47,550 - You did not bring home the gold. - This is not about me What's your reason for not? settled with one of your scams? 558 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:51,596 You don't even call them back. 559 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,682 560 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:56,393 At least I have courtesy to date them for a while. 561 00:32:56,434 --> 00:32:58,436 Which brings me to my point. 562 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,940 Why lead someone when you know? it won't work? 563 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:04,651 Because what if that happens? 564 00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:06,695 A relationship cannot be built on lust. 565 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:11,408 No more than you can base a relationship off coffee and good conversation... 566 00:33:11,449 --> 00:33:14,119 but it works well for our first date 567 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:18,540 That is there. 568 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:20,917 Good. 569 00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,504 Have you gained weight? 570 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:26,297 What? Where? 571 00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:30,677 I can't help it. Every night around 1,00 hits. 572 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,139 This terrible panic I will have to spend another night alone. 573 00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:36,141 So I went there. 574 00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:39,769 - It's called horny. - This isn't horny 575 00:33:39,811 --> 00:33:41,271 I know horny. 576 00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:43,481 I've taken the whole lecture series about horny. 577 00:33:43,565 --> 00:33:46,276 They have lectures on horny? 578 00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:48,278 They don't call it that. 579 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:51,031 Do you think I should paint my nails again? 580 00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:56,995 Whenever you hags want to join the game 581 00:33:57,078 --> 00:34:00,373 I hate outfield. Too much action. 582 00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:06,546 Where did my mitt go? 583 00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:13,470 Oh, say you can see 584 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,972 How are you? 585 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:19,017 Are you ready for this Are you ready for this one? 586 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:21,019 Attaboy, Taylor! 587 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,646 With the voice of a king, crying misery... 588 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,775 and let slip the war dog! 589 00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:29,694 Attacking! 590 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:38,161 Our first match of the season, and they Our opponents against the Hollywood Fire Department? 591 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:42,332 Not only are they better than us, They are physical disorders. 592 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:43,958 Come on. Let's play. 593 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:46,461 Look at that. 594 00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:51,257 Strike two. 595 00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:55,470 You know, if he's smart, He will throw himself in front of the ball. 596 00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:58,264 - I say, it's a fractional law. - You're crazy Howie thinks about it Other players are gay. 597 00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:00,308 598 00:35:00,392 --> 00:35:03,103 This is a known scientific fact one in ten men is gay. 599 00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:05,689 Including a bench, they have 1 1 player. You do math. 600 00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:07,524 I dare you to share with them. 601 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,653 Thank you. 602 00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:14,489 Where is Cole? He wakes up after Will. 603 00:35:16,408 --> 00:35:17,951 I'll catch it 604 00:35:18,034 --> 00:35:19,953 Strike three! You're out! 605 00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:23,373 I don't understand why they didn't do it Let me hit the tee 606 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:25,375 Shut up, bitch. 607 00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:38,263 You are divided into two. 608 00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:41,516 Thank you, Den. 609 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,030 So you still decide if you are gay? 610 00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:59,492 I went with shortstop because he was the only one with a shirt tucked inside. 611 00:36:00,618 --> 00:36:02,037 Benj, hold this. 612 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,165 Cole, if you have to choose a mole Who will do it? 613 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,960 No problem. Catcher. 614 00:36:09,044 --> 00:36:10,712 Catcher? Yes, right. 615 00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:13,798 Meanwhile the biggest on the team is really gay? People think I'm crazy. 616 00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:15,592 The man is a total breeder. 617 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:18,636 The first round at Jack's says I'm right 618 00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:23,183 Who is the coach? 619 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:26,853 That's Jack. Like baseball and Hawaiian shirts. 620 00:36:26,936 --> 00:36:30,190 - Shakespeare fans, huh? - Trained classically. 621 00:36:30,273 --> 00:36:34,819 Before opening a restaurant, He is a stage actor in New York. 622 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:37,447 Look at that person That partner is 20 years old. 623 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,532 Play the piano in the restaurant. 624 00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:41,242 Come to all games. 625 00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,828 We call it Purple Guy, for obvious reasons 626 00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:45,330 Yes. 627 00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:48,583 Wow. 628 00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:55,548 Hey, Mr. Catcher. 629 00:36:57,967 --> 00:36:59,469 You have a name 630 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:01,638 Sure. 631 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:03,973 It's low and inside. 632 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:06,810 Attacking! 633 00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:11,314 - Thank you for the tip. - Next time listen to me My friends and I have a little bet going away... 634 00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:15,485 which one of you fired a boy our league, if you know what I mean. 635 00:37:15,527 --> 00:37:18,988 That's interesting. 636 00:37:19,072 --> 00:37:20,490 - Who would you bet? - You. 637 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,202 Ball! 638 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,745 So do I win? 639 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:32,252 What is your tip? 640 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:35,588 641 00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:40,343 I've arrived twice, twice I've caught you staring at my ass. 642 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:42,846 Ball. 643 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,565 So what is the chance from me getting your number 644 00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:55,942 Sorry. I see someone. 645 00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:57,110 So am I. 646 00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:59,154 Strike two! 647 00:37:59,237 --> 00:38:01,781 Two and two, dough. 648 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:04,743 I miss the one on purpose so I can ask again. 649 00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:08,204 What is the chance get your number 650 00:38:11,082 --> 00:38:13,418 About your possibilities hits home run 651 00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:21,968 Yes, leave! 652 00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:27,849 Print neatly. 653 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:25,031 - Have you ever talked to him? - purple man 654 00:39:26,282 --> 00:39:29,953 I think he once greeted me. It turns out it's just belching. 655 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,959 I wonder what Jack saw in him. 656 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:39,713 I don't know Whatever it is, Even so, he can't be happier. 657 00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:44,134 Only lesbians are in the world. 658 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:47,095 Alright, I'm leaving - I wish you luck - You won't do it 659 00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:49,806 I don't understand. Are we breaking up? 660 00:40:07,365 --> 00:40:08,366 I don't understand. Are we breaking up? 661 00:40:08,366 --> 00:40:10,660 Look, that's the problem 662 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:12,662 That you will think there Actually there is something to break down... 663 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:16,416 implies we have never been completely clear on what we have to start with. 664 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:20,295 Lack of clarity... 665 00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:22,672 good... 666 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,174 scare me 667 00:40:25,258 --> 00:40:26,760 668 00:40:30,638 --> 00:40:32,432 669 00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:34,934 670 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:37,896 671 00:40:37,979 --> 00:40:41,274 672 00:40:45,236 --> 00:40:47,447 673 00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:49,491 674 00:40:49,574 --> 00:40:51,868 675 00:40:51,951 --> 00:40:54,412 676 00:40:54,496 --> 00:40:56,665 677 00:40:56,748 --> 00:41:00,001 678 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:02,504 679 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:09,469 680 00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:12,514 I'm a little sick of you self-attitude lately. 681 00:41:12,597 --> 00:41:17,227 You throw a scam out of bed, and suddenly you are St.-fucking'-Gandhi. 682 00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:24,526 You know what I mean. In essence, the child is a newbie. 683 00:44:48,688 --> 00:44:50,607 My father must be different. 684 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:53,735 - You didn't tell him - He died before I told anyone. 685 00:44:53,818 --> 00:44:56,196 My biggest regret: He died didn't know me 686 00:44:56,279 --> 00:44:59,449 You can't say that. Maybe he doesn't know - 687 00:44:59,491 --> 00:45:01,534 He died not knowing me. 688 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,583 We want your sperm. We don't ask you to move 689 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,628 690 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:14,297 691 00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:16,966 692 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:19,135 693 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,137 694 00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:23,306 695 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,475 696 00:45:25,558 --> 00:45:28,019 697 00:45:28,103 --> 00:45:30,397 698 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,693 699 00:45:34,776 --> 00:45:39,155 We haven't even discussed the reality of what this child has to deal with. 700 00:45:40,699 --> 00:45:44,911 Are you ready to answer, "Mother # 1, Why is Sister # 2 my father?" 701 00:45:44,995 --> 00:45:48,665 Look at the three of us. What type is this Christmas card going to make? 702 00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:51,626 Do you know what? I don't need to listen to this. 703 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:55,213 I did this for your brother because He wants to involve you in this matter. 704 00:45:55,296 --> 00:45:58,675 He has this funny idea it's possible if we do... 705 00:45:58,758 --> 00:46:02,804 You will get your bullshit together and start responsible for your life But I can see it that you prefer not. 706 00:46:02,887 --> 00:46:04,806 707 00:46:04,889 --> 00:46:07,809 It's okay with me. I'll get the car. 708 00:46:09,602 --> 00:46:12,814 What is this? A kind of mission to save me? 709 00:46:16,568 --> 00:46:18,820 Patrick, when you come out... 710 00:46:18,903 --> 00:46:22,657 You say that because you can't Turn the rest of your life into misery. 711 00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:27,495 And I've never seen you more sad 712 00:46:37,672 --> 00:46:41,217 I'm sorry, gentlemen, But the proof is not perfect. 713 00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:43,470 There isn't a single movie in the canon cinema... 714 00:46:43,553 --> 00:46:46,848 who painted a portrait of a gay man which we will aspire to. 715 00:46:46,931 --> 00:46:49,559 What are our choices? Your Majesty, suffering from the victims of AI DS... 716 00:46:49,642 --> 00:46:52,854 noble friend, suffering from the victims of AI DS... 717 00:46:52,937 --> 00:46:55,273 compulsive sex addicts, public road gamblers... 718 00:46:55,357 --> 00:46:57,901 and the latest additions for many... 719 00:46:57,984 --> 00:47:00,153 people who believe in style for lovelorn women. 720 00:47:00,236 --> 00:47:03,907 Only once do I want to see gay characters who don't get sick... 721 00:47:03,948 --> 00:47:08,578 has not been placed in about three months and is behind student loans. 722 00:47:08,662 --> 00:47:10,747 And that's someone You will aspire to be. 723 00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:12,749 At least they will become real people. 724 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:16,628 Can you imagine if they made a movie about us, our group of friends? 725 00:47:16,711 --> 00:47:19,547 Maybe we don't have to be embarrassing to compare ourselves... 726 00:47:19,631 --> 00:47:22,217 for "Baja Magnolias." 727 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:24,719 She's like Sally Fields. 728 00:47:24,803 --> 00:47:27,639 - I think I'm Sally Fields. - No, you are Shirley MacLaine. 729 00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:31,601 Which one am I? 730 00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:33,103 Julia Roberts. 731 00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:36,481 For your nerves, baby. 732 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:46,491 What are you doing here? We agree do not meet each other in public. 733 00:47:46,574 --> 00:47:49,452 - I said it was too difficult - I didn't know you'd be here 734 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:51,913 We have a game today. We always come here after the match. 735 00:47:51,997 --> 00:47:54,833 - I said, I forgot - Whatever. 736 00:47:56,501 --> 00:47:58,920 Because you are here, if you want to join us to drink 737 00:48:00,005 --> 00:48:01,548 738 00:41:24,609 --> 00:41:27,028 He can't even claim to be gay. 739 00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:30,031 What he needs now is a friend, is not a boyfriend 740 00:41:31,783 --> 00:41:33,159 Where did you go? 741 00:41:33,243 --> 00:41:35,787 You're right. What he needs now is a friend. 742 00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:43,753 - He wants to sleep with him. - Thank you. 743 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:52,053 Hey, we go to Jack's house. This is one of our many losing traditions. 744 00:41:52,137 --> 00:41:54,180 -Just fuck off. - You have to come. 745 00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:56,891 Everyone will be dumped first time around. 746 00:41:56,975 --> 00:41:59,978 This is the rule of all newbie relationships. 747 00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:03,314 What happens next? Do I become like you and your friend? 748 00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,400 You don't even know my friends. 749 00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:08,695 I know them well enough to know You are a group of bitter, tired - 750 00:42:08,778 --> 00:42:11,031 Fags? Please say. 751 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:13,158 - I won't say that - You have to 752 00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:15,660 Maybe you will be less afraid what it means 753 00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,915 Why can't everything slow down? 754 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:24,919 I promise I'll, but you can't go back now 755 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:29,341 At least I have A cup of coffee with me? 756 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:33,720 - One condition. - What? 757 00:42:33,803 --> 00:42:35,722 West Hollywood like that. 758 00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:41,269 Show me one thing You feel like that. 759 00:42:41,353 --> 00:42:44,189 - So you come here a lot? - You can say that. 760 00:42:45,357 --> 00:42:47,484 In fact, next to Karen Carpenter... 761 00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:49,944 this place is the closest thing to perfection I know Gardener Now, what I get. 762 00:42:50,028 --> 00:42:52,322 - Do you like carpenters? - crazy 763 00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:54,949 This is for O.G.T. your first. 764 00:42:55,033 --> 00:42:57,827 Clearly Gay Trait. 765 00:42:57,911 --> 00:42:59,829 I am in love with Carpenters, culinary interest... 766 00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:03,333 and strong fear of blood sports. 767 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:06,795 I don't understand. Why are you friends with a group of people just because you are gay? 768 00:43:06,878 --> 00:43:10,382 That's not why we are friends. 769 00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:12,467 Maybe that's why we become friends, But that's not why we are friends. 770 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:16,346 - doesn't that make you crazy? - Of course. 771 00:43:18,556 --> 00:43:21,017 772 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:25,230 At least six times a year, I threaten to move to Europe like my brother. 773 00:43:25,313 --> 00:43:27,482 Only I won't leave for only A few months. I will stay 774 00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:31,861 I'll bring my camera, finally take it When I develop the eyes of the photographer. 775 00:43:32,904 --> 00:43:34,864 Really found my voice 776 00:43:36,408 --> 00:43:38,576 Then something happened. 777 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:41,162 Birthdays, summer parties... 778 00:43:41,246 --> 00:43:43,707 Christmas day, an extraordinary night dancing. 779 00:43:43,748 --> 00:43:46,543 And I'm with them and... 780 00:43:46,584 --> 00:43:50,171 Suddenly I can't imagine it being somewhere else So I live. 781 00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:52,173 Have you told anyone? What are you experiencing? 782 00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:59,723 783 00:43:59,764 --> 00:44:01,725 - Some people. - as? 784 00:44:03,226 --> 00:44:06,146 - My sister. - Ooh, the value is at least ten points. 785 00:44:06,229 --> 00:44:09,691 Yes, that was not planned. I was at home last Christmas, and he caught me. 786 00:44:09,774 --> 00:44:12,235 - With a man? - Not alone. 787 00:44:12,277 --> 00:44:14,654 Alone, fly solo. 788 00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:17,032 Ouch. For what, gay porn? 789 00:44:17,115 --> 00:44:19,326 Oh no. Worse than that. 790 00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:22,078 An article about Antonio Sabato, Jr. 791 00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:26,416 I think my mom will be cooler. He is a child in love in the 60s. 792 00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:29,544 In high school, he caught me smoking a pot with my friends 793 00:44:29,627 --> 00:44:32,380 All he said was, "I hope you don't pay the market for that." 794 00:44:32,464 --> 00:44:36,593 But when I told him that I was gay, he didn't talk to me for a month - How are you doing now? - better 795 00:44:36,676 --> 00:44:38,511 Still referring to homosexuality population as "gay"... 796 00:44:38,595 --> 00:44:41,264 like they live on the block or something '. 797 00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:44,017 - I can't - You can't 798 00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:47,187 I tried to tell you that I can't 799 00:48:01,631 --> 00:48:03,466 There are no tables available, may be a moment. 800 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,969 Oh, this is too busy here, so we have to Maybe go to the movies too. 801 00:48:06,052 --> 00:48:09,305 cool. 802 00:48:09,347 --> 00:48:10,807 I didn't see you out there. 803 00:48:21,526 --> 00:48:24,404 I came from behind. 804 00:48:24,487 --> 00:48:25,697 805 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:29,743 I feel like an emergency part of the cobbler before I face a lot of people. 806 00:48:29,826 --> 00:48:31,786 What about the girls? 807 00:48:33,538 --> 00:48:35,707 That's gone 808 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,461 I miss anything 809 00:48:39,544 --> 00:48:41,546 The same old song 810 00:48:41,629 --> 00:48:44,674 Howie is talking about gay cinema. 811 00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:47,594 Sometimes I wonder what you boys will do if you are not gay. 812 00:48:47,677 --> 00:48:50,221 You don't have an identity. 813 00:48:50,305 --> 00:48:53,892 It's easy if you can't talk about it. Now that's all you talk about. 814 00:48:53,975 --> 00:48:56,811 You talk a lot about it that sometimes you forget about... 815 00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:58,980 all the other things that you are. 816 00:49:00,231 --> 00:49:02,359 When I see them, It feels very strange. 817 00:49:02,442 --> 00:49:05,070 It's like I'm not even part of it. 818 00:49:05,153 --> 00:49:07,489 They are all so much more interesting than me. 819 00:49:09,199 --> 00:49:11,117 No, you know what? 820 00:49:11,201 --> 00:49:13,203 I don't mind. Really, I don't. 821 00:49:13,286 --> 00:49:15,455 I like interesting by associations. 822 00:49:15,538 --> 00:49:18,708 This is the closest I've ever gotten to feel beautiful 823 00:49:20,377 --> 00:49:22,087 Help me use my clothes Jack, you're not going to go out in the drag tonight 824 00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:25,298 It's Saturday. Many people expect it. 825 00:49:25,382 --> 00:49:27,342 The madness must be stopped. You don't Even like wearing women's clothes. 826 00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:30,845 Is that so? 827 00:49:30,929 --> 00:49:31,846 So it's embarrassing to drag artists everywhere. 828 00:49:31,930 --> 00:49:34,307 Big sadness. 829 00:49:34,391 --> 00:49:36,351 830 00:49:36,434 --> 00:49:39,688 And it's really played The whole gay stereotype. 831 00:49:39,771 --> 00:49:41,981 Again, big fucking deal. 832 00:49:42,065 --> 00:49:44,526 And her breasts are always bent. 833 00:49:45,276 --> 00:49:49,072 - not bad luck? Nobody ever told me that. - OK. 834 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:50,949 Here, come here. 835 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:03,086 I've never felt a man before. 836 00:50:03,128 --> 00:50:04,462 There. That-- 837 00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:06,756 Good. Zip me up, right? 838 00:50:10,468 --> 00:50:12,595 Oh well. OK. 839 00:50:17,892 --> 00:50:20,854 Everyone can't be the same, Patrick. 840 00:50:20,937 --> 00:50:22,856 Everyone can't be straight. 841 00:50:22,939 --> 00:50:25,859 Everyone can't be beautiful. 842 00:50:25,942 --> 00:50:28,403 Some people are just gay and on average. 843 00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:35,702 We are the strongest, I guess. 844 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:57,557 Hello, boy! Hello. 845 00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:02,395 I'm sorry. I know we should start two hours ago. 846 00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:06,691 But do you know what they say? It is better to be latent than never. 847 00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:09,819 So to begin with, I want to do a little... 848 00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:12,155 from my first platinum album... 849 00:51:12,238 --> 00:51:14,074 Color Me Jack. 850 00:51:16,534 --> 00:51:18,662 Beat it, honey. 851 00:51:20,538 --> 00:51:24,751 Should we join the women Yes, do it, let's join the women 852 00:51:24,834 --> 00:51:28,713 And make a big woman 853 00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:35,011 Are you sure you don't want to enter? 854 00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:38,348 I did I'm not ready for that yet. 855 00:51:38,431 --> 00:51:41,226 - I have the same number as Cole. - Don't worry I'll call 856 00:51:41,309 --> 00:51:42,602 857 00:51:42,686 --> 00:51:44,104 Good. 858 00:51:44,187 --> 00:51:45,313 Good evening. 859 00:51:48,983 --> 00:51:50,402 See you later 860 00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:10,255 Just checking the page. I bet it's the fire department. 861 00:52:10,338 --> 00:52:12,799 Which, incidentally, will be a record of time 862 00:52:12,882 --> 00:52:16,136 Yes, but I only want to apologize in advance 863 00:52:16,219 --> 00:52:19,347 - About Kevin - Oh, hey, it doesn't matter Damn it. Damn it. 864 00:52:21,224 --> 00:52:23,393 - What is that? - Impossible. This is my agent. 865 00:52:23,476 --> 00:52:25,645 What did he say? 866 00:52:25,729 --> 00:52:27,814 I got the share. I got a part in this film. 867 00:52:27,897 --> 00:52:31,192 - You must be joking. - Oh, my God. 868 00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:33,570 I left in a week to shoot for a month in Phoenix. 869 00:52:33,653 --> 00:52:36,698 870 00:52:36,781 --> 00:52:38,867 Damn it. I got the share in the movie Kip Rogers. 871 00:52:38,950 --> 00:52:41,536 - I will watch a movie with Kip Rogers. - This is amazing. 872 00:52:41,578 --> 00:52:43,079 No kidding. 873 00:52:43,121 --> 00:52:46,416 - This is a small part, but, Jesus Christ - - I hear Kip Rogers is gay. 874 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,251 He is not gay. She is married. 875 00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:50,545 I have to tell other people. They will be weird. 876 00:52:54,299 --> 00:52:58,887 Try listening. Tell the other hags I'm leaving. See you tomorrow. 877 00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:00,513 Where did you go? 878 00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:02,432 To my sister. 879 00:53:02,515 --> 00:53:05,727 To see if it's not too late to change My thoughts about this whole baby. 880 00:53:05,810 --> 00:53:08,563 - What happened? - There is no. 881 00:53:08,605 --> 00:53:12,442 Never happened That's the point. 882 00:53:29,334 --> 00:53:32,504 You scared me. What are you doing here? 883 00:53:32,587 --> 00:53:35,715 I think it's good that you're dating again 884 00:53:37,175 --> 00:53:38,843 Yes, there he is. 885 00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:43,014 And that's not what I gave you my agreement, but I agree. 886 00:53:45,433 --> 00:53:48,144 - I go inside now - Wait Come on. 887 00:53:48,186 --> 00:53:51,981 Just let me enter, just for a moment. 888 00:53:52,065 --> 00:53:53,983 Until you go down? 889 00:53:54,067 --> 00:53:56,361 - That's not true. - No, no. 890 00:53:56,444 --> 00:53:58,363 You will be kind enough to share your latest theories... 891 00:53:58,446 --> 00:54:01,282 about why Snagglepuss is the first gay cartoon character openly 892 00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:06,287 You know, if the memory works, it's your post-coital marijuana fire... 893 00:54:06,371 --> 00:54:10,125 - who sent me running - That is an easy to use argument. 894 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:12,585 My smoker smokes is the source of all our problems? 895 00:54:12,669 --> 00:54:15,505 God forbid that it was symptomatic of our chaotic relationship. 896 00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:18,925 I am the one who learns relationships to make a living 897 00:54:19,009 --> 00:54:21,678 - We are quite normal - normal? 898 00:54:23,638 --> 00:54:27,517 When did you ever express physically dear outside the bedroom? 899 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,062 Do you know Brian actually took my hand in public tonight? 900 00:54:31,146 --> 00:54:34,607 Do you know what it feels like? someone who is not afraid to do that? 901 00:54:35,358 --> 00:54:40,071 You know, I congratulate Mr. Gorgeous on its existence - lack of existence. 902 00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:42,324 So there you have it. 903 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:47,662 Brian is more handsome than you, so I'm a problem again But if he's ugly, you won't do it is here now Am I right? 904 00:54:48,705 --> 00:54:51,624 Thank you for not answering. 905 00:54:56,921 --> 00:54:58,798 You know, Howie, I didn't ask for much from you... 906 00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:05,722 But it would be nice if your attraction For me has something to do with me. 907 00:55:05,764 --> 00:55:09,768 My ex is dating a print model. 908 00:55:20,528 --> 00:55:23,198 A blonde and goy print model named Brian. 909 00:55:23,281 --> 00:55:26,326 Could it be possible to hit about more of my problems? 910 00:55:26,409 --> 00:55:28,912 911 00:55:28,995 --> 00:55:31,039 He can have a big penis. 912 00:55:31,122 --> 00:55:33,416 Which of you hags recommended level eight I'm dying 913 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:36,044 - Let's take it to seven. - Six, and I have lunch. 914 00:55:36,127 --> 00:55:38,129 That's an agreement. Maybe he just wants to win you back. 915 00:55:38,213 --> 00:55:42,258 That's not mo.o Marshall. Unlike me, He doesn't have a revenge bone inside him. 916 00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:45,595 - Meanwhile-- - You have the weirdest taste. 917 00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:47,180 - suing me. - I don't understand For months you were guilty that you ended the relationship 918 00:55:47,263 --> 00:55:49,516 - He moved and you sound worse. - Because of my guilt, I can control it. 919 00:55:49,599 --> 00:55:52,977 920 00:55:53,061 --> 00:55:56,481 This is my mistake. Jealousy really escaped my hand. 921 00:55:56,564 --> 00:56:00,026 I'm with Dennis. How can you be jealous about something you gave up? 922 00:56:00,110 --> 00:56:01,945 I don't know I just know it's over... 923 00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:04,447 and you will not be able to catch me there is a cycle of mourning By the way, I haven't seen Princess Taylor all week. 924 00:56:04,531 --> 00:56:06,658 He has curled up on the couch, watching the old Joan Crawford movie. 925 00:56:06,741 --> 00:56:09,619 When I asked him what was wrong, he gave me this look scary and murmured... 926 00:56:09,661 --> 00:56:12,330 - "Stage five, phase five." - Stage of revenge. 927 00:56:12,414 --> 00:56:15,917 928 00:56:15,959 --> 00:56:18,586 If I were you, I would delete it all sharp objects from home. 929 00:56:22,173 --> 00:56:24,509 Guys, is that girl from "Young and the Restless?" 930 00:56:24,592 --> 00:56:26,302 I'm very over "Y & R." 931 00:56:26,386 --> 00:56:29,973 You're glad he called, But you don't want to sleep with him? 932 00:56:30,056 --> 00:56:32,225 Even if I want to sleep with him, I don't want to 933 00:56:32,308 --> 00:56:34,853 - So you want to sleep with him. - Why always about that? 934 00:56:34,936 --> 00:56:37,188 You don't see what happened to us We get out of the closet, we get a heart stepping like a Twister game... 935 00:56:37,272 --> 00:56:40,984 and we are more bitter than we are in the closet. 936 00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:43,486 937 00:56:43,528 --> 00:56:47,032 The only thing that makes us incomplete Despair is the friendship that we develop. 938 00:56:47,115 --> 00:56:49,200 I just want him to see it before it's too late. 939 00:56:49,284 --> 00:56:52,662 Before he gets tired, like us. 940 00:56:52,704 --> 00:56:56,207 Interesting. What you want to do is to save yourself by saving Kevin. 941 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:58,376 - This is a classic projection. - You haven't answered my question - No, I don't want to sleep with him. - bullshit 942 00:56:58,460 --> 00:57:01,463 - Benji is talking to an Idaho man. - Who is that? 943 00:57:03,465 --> 00:57:06,176 Idaho Guy is Benji's latest crush. 944 00:57:06,217 --> 00:57:08,887 He has worked strategically near him for weeks... 945 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:11,723 946 00:57:11,806 --> 00:57:13,725 with the hope Guy Idaho will pay attention. 947 00:57:13,808 --> 00:57:17,187 Why did you call him Idaho Guy? 948 00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:20,273 I don't know She's just kind Looks like she's from Idaho. 949 00:57:20,357 --> 00:57:23,026 That's not really one from better us. 950 00:57:23,068 --> 00:57:24,402 I panicked. 951 00:57:24,486 --> 00:57:28,198 I was in the middle of my squat and he came and just gave me these tips. 952 00:57:28,281 --> 00:57:31,701 Is that like fate or what? Maybe I should get the telephone number. 953 00:57:31,785 --> 00:57:35,246 No way, little Benjamin. Gym rabbit makes a bad name for all of us 954 00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:37,916 Their lives revolve around sex and protein shakes. 955 00:57:37,999 --> 00:57:39,501 And a sedative cat. 956 00:57:39,584 --> 00:57:43,546 If you intend to experience joy a bitter and codependent relationship... 957 00:57:43,630 --> 00:57:45,215 it won't happen with a rabbit gym. 958 00:57:45,298 --> 00:57:47,801 I don't care I will go back there. 959 00:57:47,884 --> 00:57:52,180 Hi. I turn and you go. I want to give you this. 960 00:57:53,598 --> 00:57:55,308 This is my number. 961 00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:58,895 Give me a phone if you want Yes, of course. 962 00:58:00,647 --> 00:58:02,107 It will be cold. 963 00:58:02,190 --> 00:58:04,109 There are no improvements. 964 00:58:27,924 --> 00:58:30,135 I didn't pack a jacket. 965 00:58:30,218 --> 00:58:32,595 I hope Phoenix isn't cold at night 966 00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:34,723 Should we call a doctor? 967 00:58:34,806 --> 00:58:36,558 He will be fine. Long enough because it doesn't start boiling rabbits. 968 00:58:42,439 --> 00:58:45,817 969 00:58:49,446 --> 00:58:51,614 Do you know what? I almost forgot to tell you. 970 00:58:51,656 --> 00:58:53,867 Kevin's child is calling when you are in the gym. 971 00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:56,411 - He did? - He said to call him back. 972 00:58:56,494 --> 00:58:59,372 Although it sounds cold. I hope he doesn't hate me. 973 00:58:59,456 --> 00:59:00,957 They never hate you. 974 00:59:02,125 --> 00:59:04,836 Funny, isn't it? I will hate me. 975 00:59:04,919 --> 00:59:09,090 Well, if it makes you feel better, I hate you too - Good luck. - Thank you very much. 976 00:59:09,132 --> 00:59:11,718 - "What took him so long?" - I don't know It will only be one more minute. I have to call. 977 00:59:31,112 --> 00:59:34,491 A telephone call? I know he will draw nonsense. 978 00:59:37,744 --> 00:59:40,205 979 00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:43,750 980 00:59:43,833 --> 00:59:46,336 - Patrick, what happened? - I can't do it 981 00:59:46,419 --> 00:59:50,757 - I need materials - They don't have ingredients? 982 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:54,135 Well, the whole "hustler" of the oeuvre doesn't really help my goal now. 983 00:59:55,428 --> 00:59:58,890 God. It's a shame can even be seen here. 984 00:59:58,973 --> 01:00:01,768 - Do you bring the savings? - You owe me so much for this, hag. 985 01:00:01,851 --> 01:00:04,354 You know my problem by buying porn 986 01:00:07,982 --> 01:00:09,401 Speed up! 987 01:00:18,868 --> 01:00:22,247 - Hey, sorry I'm late - Oh, no, this is cool. 988 01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:25,875 The crank 989 01:00:39,347 --> 01:00:41,933 Call it crazy, but I have this theory 990 01:00:42,017 --> 01:00:44,436 Bear with me I believe that there is a gay number 991 01:00:44,519 --> 01:00:46,563 992 01:00:49,065 --> 01:00:51,276 - gay number - Yeah. 993 01:00:51,359 --> 01:00:54,487 Have you ever thought about it? to number 38? 994 01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:11,296 I've seen this From the previous thing, Detective. 995 01:01:11,379 --> 01:01:14,924 The victims in the Miranda case are done in the same way. 996 01:01:15,008 --> 01:01:18,178 Cut. That's perfect. Printing. 997 01:01:48,124 --> 01:01:50,835 I am very happy that Sharon is managing us. 998 01:01:50,919 --> 01:01:54,422 He mentioned you at the last cleaning, But he said you were involved. 999 01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:03,098 I am in this long-term relationship with this person once for five months. 1000 01:02:03,181 --> 01:02:06,726 Five months and he broke up with me. He broke up with me. 1001 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:10,480 He says I talk too much. Isn't that so the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? 1002 01:02:10,563 --> 01:02:12,482 Because I'm listening. 1003 01:02:39,342 --> 01:02:42,887 I know what you think. Why do gay men want to be gynos? 1004 01:02:42,971 --> 01:02:45,849 I mean, most gay men can't even say the word "vagina"... 1005 01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:48,184 let alone look at them all day long. 1006 01:02:48,226 --> 01:02:51,229 But it never really bothered me. I mean, it's just a word, right? 1007 01:02:51,312 --> 01:02:53,815 Vagina, vagina, vagina. 1008 01:02:55,817 --> 01:02:57,819 That's just a word, right? 1009 01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:00,530 I will tell you the word that kind of gets me, though. 1010 01:03:00,613 --> 01:03:02,073 Clitoris. 1011 01:03:15,003 --> 01:03:16,504 Why am I trembling? 1012 01:03:16,546 --> 01:03:18,673 This is your first gay club. You must be nervous. 1013 01:03:18,715 --> 01:03:21,259 If someone attacks you, just say to them that you are with me Nice to meet you again. Things better with farewell, I take it? 1014 01:03:21,343 --> 01:03:24,137 - Disconnect? - With Paul? 1015 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,847 Who is Paul? 1016 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:27,223 This is phase six. 1017 01:03:27,307 --> 01:03:29,351 This is denial. 1018 01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:31,978 Wow. 1019 01:03:32,062 --> 01:03:33,146 God. 1020 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:51,289 I've been looking for for you all night - Do you want to drink? - No, I have water here somewhere. 1021 01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:53,291 - Where is the Idaho Guy? - Where is your new boyfriend? 1022 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:56,336 You are all here Come on. Come and dance. 1023 01:03:56,419 --> 01:03:59,047 Fly, young. Fly like the wind. 1024 01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:03,343 1025 01:04:03,426 --> 01:04:06,096 1026 01:04:06,137 --> 01:04:08,098 Come on. Dance with your mother 1027 01:04:09,891 --> 01:04:13,561 - So what do you think? Ecstasy? - I don't know Maybe K. 1028 01:04:13,603 --> 01:04:15,146 Should we talk to him? 1029 01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:17,482 They said, completed their fourth shot. 1030 01:04:17,565 --> 01:04:19,776 We are all messed with things and you know it. 1031 01:04:19,818 --> 01:04:21,903 He just has fun. Let's go dance. 1032 01:04:21,986 --> 01:04:24,656 Dancing? Here to attract men, remember? 1033 01:04:24,739 --> 01:04:26,825 Speak for yourself. This body wants a groove. 1034 01:04:26,908 --> 01:04:28,326 Come on. 1035 01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:32,080 Howie? Howie Mixner? 1036 01:04:32,163 --> 01:04:35,208 Barry. Did we have dinner a few weeks ago? 1037 01:05:31,681 --> 01:05:33,433 I got one. 1038 01:05:33,516 --> 01:05:37,395 Who will you kick out of bed? Morley Safer or Mike Wallace? 1039 01:05:37,479 --> 01:05:41,191 Okay, I believe this requires a Daiquiri break - I will say safer - Safer along the way. 1040 01:05:41,232 --> 01:05:44,069 But I will kick them both from the bed for Ed Bradley around 1 980. 1041 01:05:44,152 --> 01:05:47,947 I'll kick Wallace. He always pisses me off. 1042 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:51,451 Who has 30? 1043 01:05:51,534 --> 01:05:52,827 - What are you doing outside? - I get the basis 1044 01:05:52,869 --> 01:05:56,915 This is July 4th. You don't have a base yet 1045 01:05:56,998 --> 01:06:00,126 Have you heard from a movie star? 1046 01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,253 He only calls once a month. I miss him. 1047 01:06:02,337 --> 01:06:04,464 1048 01:06:04,547 --> 01:06:06,925 He's too busy getting shtupped by Kip Rogers 1049 01:06:07,008 --> 01:06:08,927 When will you end the fact that only because... 1050 01:06:09,010 --> 01:06:11,721 every gay man in America wants Kip Rogers to be gay... 1051 01:06:11,805 --> 01:06:13,890 that doesn't mean he's gay 1052 01:06:13,973 --> 01:06:16,142 Do you know what? I have to go 1053 01:06:16,226 --> 01:06:18,895 - You don't live for a party? - I have to make an appearance... 1054 01:06:18,937 --> 01:06:20,897 at my parents' barbecue - Have fun. - See you later - I have something else - Who will you kick out of bed? 1055 01:06:24,567 --> 01:06:26,319 Grimace is it or Hamburglar? 1056 01:06:26,403 --> 01:06:28,863 - God. - What? 1057 01:06:28,905 --> 01:06:30,907 - That's good - What did Homo say? 1058 01:06:30,991 --> 01:06:32,951 1059 01:06:33,034 --> 01:06:35,912 1060 01:06:36,746 --> 01:06:38,498 Homo says party lighting is bad. 1061 01:06:39,749 --> 01:06:41,209 Exit. 1062 01:06:45,213 --> 01:06:48,216 - Do you lock the door? - I don't remember 1063 01:06:48,299 --> 01:06:50,969 Dirt. One second! 1064 01:07:01,271 --> 01:07:02,522 Yes? 1065 01:07:02,605 --> 01:07:04,774 - You will shoot at five. - great 1066 01:07:04,858 --> 01:07:08,778 - Alright. Cappuccino? - No, no. No, thank you. 1067 01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:11,156 - I'll see you out there - Fine. OK. 1068 01:07:20,749 --> 01:07:23,710 - Almost. - A little too close. 1069 01:07:27,797 --> 01:07:29,424 I have to cancel it tonight. 1070 01:07:29,466 --> 01:07:32,469 My PR want me to do this "Access Hollywood" interview. 1071 01:07:32,552 --> 01:07:35,138 Today is my last shooting day. I'm leaving tomorrow. 1072 01:07:35,221 --> 01:07:38,308 - What do you want me to do? - Cancel it 1073 01:07:38,391 --> 01:07:40,518 - Tell them that you can't do it. - For what reason? 1074 01:07:40,602 --> 01:07:44,064 "Sorry, I have a plan to have dinner together The beautiful boy is extra sleep." 1075 01:07:45,148 --> 01:07:48,026 - I'm not extra - That's not what I meant. 1076 01:07:48,109 --> 01:07:50,320 They took my picture here for four weeks 1077 01:07:50,403 --> 01:07:53,907 My part is an integral part of the plot. I have seven lines of dialogue. 1078 01:07:53,990 --> 01:07:57,035 - I'm not extra damn. - Alright alright. 1079 01:07:57,118 --> 01:07:59,412 I'm sorry I call you extra. 1080 01:08:01,331 --> 01:08:04,751 I will redeem it for you I will fly to L.A. this weekend. 1081 01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:07,712 We will go to a wise place for dinner. 1082 01:08:07,796 --> 01:08:10,173 - OK? - Well. 1083 01:08:11,549 --> 01:08:13,009 Good. 1084 01:08:15,512 --> 01:08:19,182 Wait for about ten minutes. Make sure no one saw you before you left 1085 01:08:33,655 --> 01:08:36,825 Hey, have fun? Well. 1086 01:08:43,873 --> 01:08:46,459 Hey, here it is How are you? 1087 01:08:46,543 --> 01:08:48,795 Everything okay? 1088 01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:52,298 What happened? 1089 01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:56,845 You tell your parents. 1090 01:09:00,724 --> 01:09:02,308 It's just slipping out. 1091 01:09:03,059 --> 01:09:04,436 The three of us are in the kitchen, helping them with desserts... 1092 01:09:04,519 --> 01:09:08,898 and my mother explained that she had made a lime cake. 1093 01:09:08,982 --> 01:09:12,402 I said, "Very good. I like lime cake, and I'm gay." 1094 01:09:13,486 --> 01:09:17,240 I'm sure he wants it He made apple pie 1095 01:09:18,575 --> 01:09:20,660 1096 01:09:25,081 --> 01:09:26,624 They're great, Dennis. 1097 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:30,420 And then I started thinking, why am I so afraid to tell them? 1098 01:09:30,503 --> 01:09:33,548 Why am I so scared? to tell everyone 1099 01:09:34,632 --> 01:09:38,261 - If I don't meet you - - Oh, I don't do anything 1100 01:10:25,141 --> 01:10:26,685 Morning. 1101 01:10:31,106 --> 01:10:33,692 We will be late for the game 1102 01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:45,704 Again for violations, dear children Again! 1103 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,127 This is the highlight of the irony, really. 1104 01:10:52,168 --> 01:10:55,296 Here it is, the ninth bottom. Three people on. Two out 1105 01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:57,132 Our players who are least able to go to the bat. 1106 01:10:57,173 --> 01:10:59,968 We're one of them from our first win... 1107 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:05,140 or three attacks away from going down as the worst softball team in history. 1108 01:11:05,181 --> 01:11:07,642 If we can get it to hit the left side of the field. 1109 01:11:07,684 --> 01:11:11,354 The sad thing is, He caught much better than me. 1110 01:11:14,816 --> 01:11:17,569 Come on, Taylor. You can do it. Come on. 1111 01:11:35,712 --> 01:11:37,630 Attaboy! 1112 01:11:41,509 --> 01:11:44,054 Sweet is the use misery 1113 01:12:19,547 --> 01:12:22,634 "Sweet is its use misery... 1114 01:12:22,717 --> 01:12:26,680 which, like frogs, _ is ugly and venomous... 1115 01:12:26,763 --> 01:12:30,058 uses a precious gem on its head And this is our life... 1116 01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:32,644 excluded from haunting the public... 1117 01:12:32,727 --> 01:12:35,271 finding tongues and trees... 1118 01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:38,566 1119 01:12:38,608 --> 01:12:41,236 book in running brooks... 1120 01:12:41,319 --> 01:12:43,905 sermons on stone... 1121 01:12:43,988 --> 01:12:47,283 and good at everything. " 1122 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:49,744 Jack is a fan of Shakespeare. 1123 01:12:49,786 --> 01:12:53,915 Part of" As You Like It " is his favorite 1124 01:12:53,957 --> 01:12:57,043 He definitely wants me to share with you today 1125 01:12:58,128 --> 01:13:01,589 Besides that, I'm not good with words . That's Jack. I will only play something. 1126 01:13:01,631 --> 01:13:02,799 He will sing together 1127 01:13:07,345 --> 01:13:10,223 That's what Jack sees in him. 1128 01:13:14,060 --> 01:13:16,271 - So where is Brian? - Getting a car 1129 01:13:29,868 --> 01:13:31,828 You looks great 1130 01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:54,976 You don't need to say anything because I stand in front of you 1131 01:14:01,316 --> 01:14:03,234 1132 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:10,742 1133 01:14:18,005 --> 01:14:13,662 I'm not just saying it. 1134 01:14:15,205 --> 01:14:17,082 Thank you. 1135 01:14:19,584 --> 01:14:22,003 I quit smoking. 1136 01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:25,507 Not because we don't date. No, this isn't because of Brian. I just-- 1137 01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:29,761 That's just time. 1138 01:14:31,054 --> 01:14:34,933 It's strange how you can need something for so long and then just... 1139 01:14:35,016 --> 01:14:36,518 no longer needed 1140 01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:38,520 Like that. 1141 01:14:54,911 --> 01:14:58,498 It's strange, you know. It looks like he's still here. 1142 01:14:59,249 --> 01:15:02,168 You are doing something now, isn't it? 1143 01:15:02,252 --> 01:15:06,172 - Excuse me? - You're late You look like garbage 1144 01:15:11,803 --> 01:15:14,305 Unlike you, who hasn't shed tears, you jerk 1145 01:15:17,142 --> 01:15:19,477 That's bullshit. Because I have a girlfriend None of you even call. 1146 01:15:19,561 --> 01:15:22,731 - You stopped calling us - That's such nonsense. 1147 01:15:22,772 --> 01:15:26,192 Admit that you didn't speak to me because I was in a relationship and not. 1148 01:15:26,276 --> 01:15:28,528 You are a boy's toy for several weeks 1149 01:15:30,780 --> 01:15:33,575 That's more than you have ever had, you're ugly fuck 1150 01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:40,457 The friend... 1151 01:15:46,296 --> 01:15:48,757 We always suffer a lot. 1152 01:15:52,001 --> 01:15:54,637 Why? 1153 01:16:06,566 --> 01:16:09,611 - What do you miss? - You don't even want to know 1154 01:16:09,652 --> 01:16:13,281 Just talking to Purple Guy. He said he would meet us at the bar. 1155 01:16:13,323 --> 01:16:16,910 I can't go I should have dinner with some people from the film. 1156 01:16:16,993 --> 01:16:19,788 - Maybe I'll catch up. - Yeah. 1157 01:16:21,498 --> 01:16:23,917 I won't go too. I'll go home. 1158 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,252 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1159 01:16:37,597 --> 01:16:39,349 You have to go with them. 1160 01:16:39,432 --> 01:16:41,685 I thought maybe we could talk around that night. 1161 01:16:41,768 --> 01:16:45,897 - We haven't really discussed it yet - - Now isn't the right time. 1162 01:16:45,980 --> 01:16:48,942 - Can you tell me when? - I don't know But it's not here, not now. 1163 01:16:49,859 --> 01:16:52,612 You haven't even seen me since last night. 1164 01:16:52,696 --> 01:16:54,406 1165 01:16:54,489 --> 01:16:57,242 1166 01:16:57,325 --> 01:16:59,661 1167 01:16:59,703 --> 01:17:03,206 1168 01:17:03,289 --> 01:17:05,625 1169 01:17:05,709 --> 01:17:08,670 1170 01:17:08,712 --> 01:17:10,338 1171 01:17:11,172 --> 01:17:14,676 1172 01:17:14,759 --> 01:17:17,429 1173 01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:25,241 1174 01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:26,743 1175 01:20:28,078 --> 01:20:29,329 1176 01:20:32,207 --> 01:20:34,125 1177 01:21:02,987 --> 01:21:05,073 I just got a page How is he? 1178 01:21:05,156 --> 01:21:07,659 They pump their stomachs. We are waiting for him to wake up. 1179 01:21:07,742 --> 01:21:10,870 - Can I see him? - Only one person can enter at once - Patrick is there now too. - How could this happen? 1180 01:21:10,954 --> 01:21:12,956 - How can this happen? - Isn't that clear? We are not there. 1181 01:21:13,039 --> 01:21:15,625 Are you two gathered? I think it's funny. 1182 01:21:16,501 --> 01:21:18,461 What's the problem? 1183 01:21:19,879 --> 01:21:23,341 He and Kevin slept together last week. 1184 01:21:25,593 --> 01:21:27,053 You, a messy Senor, obviously come from sleeping with Kevin himself 1185 01:21:28,304 --> 01:21:30,932 - Does the cloud lift? - You guys, I don't know 1186 01:21:30,974 --> 01:21:34,602 1187 01:21:34,644 --> 01:21:37,647 1188 01:21:37,731 --> 01:21:40,358 I've been away all month. Why didn't you tell me something? 1189 01:21:40,442 --> 01:21:42,736 - You can help me out - That's a secret. 1190 01:21:43,486 --> 01:21:44,821 Great. 1191 01:21:44,904 --> 01:21:49,951 Once upon a time you were really a bastard Secrets are the only thing that matters. 1192 01:21:50,035 --> 01:21:51,453 Now I feel like trash. 1193 01:21:51,494 --> 01:21:55,248 I think it's scientific impossibility 1194 01:21:57,959 --> 01:22:00,378 - I'm sorry. - Yes, right. Do 1195 01:22:00,462 --> 01:22:02,380 I slept with Cole to get back to you You did what you were supposed to do When you were 23 and just got out of the closet. 1196 01:22:02,464 --> 01:22:05,383 And you do it because I'm a jerk No problem. I am wrong. 1197 01:22:05,467 --> 01:22:07,427 No, Kevin. I am wrong. 1198 01:22:07,510 --> 01:22:09,512 1199 01:22:09,596 --> 01:22:12,057 1200 01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:15,560 When I sleep with you, I know that cannot lead to a relationship 1201 01:22:15,643 --> 01:22:18,980 And if there's something I've ever experienced trying to change lately about myself... 1202 01:22:20,732 --> 01:22:22,734 All right, that's how it must be. 1203 01:22:22,817 --> 01:22:25,028 Then, are you not interested in me? 1204 01:22:25,111 --> 01:22:29,532 Or of course I am. I've been crazy about you since you lit that damn candle. 1205 01:22:35,538 --> 01:22:39,542 - You are the wish - So what's the problem? 1206 01:22:41,544 --> 01:22:44,964 The problem is that I'm not ready for it yet 1207 01:22:45,048 --> 01:22:47,676 I think that... 1208 01:22:47,759 --> 01:22:51,054 all relationships will occur meet the right people... 1209 01:22:51,137 --> 01:22:53,264 but much more than that. 1210 01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:55,308 Like what? 1211 01:22:55,392 --> 01:22:59,813 Like the fact that I am 28 years old and the only thing I like is being gay. 1212 01:23:00,605 --> 01:23:03,191 - That's not true. - It is true. 1213 01:23:03,274 --> 01:23:06,236 And I'm fine with that. 1214 01:23:06,319 --> 01:23:10,407 I didn't have time to be gay for 25 years. I think I need a few arrests. 1215 01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:15,453 But I have to go forward. 1216 01:23:15,537 --> 01:23:18,540 I need to make my life something else... 1217 01:23:19,874 --> 01:23:24,004 not only my friends and the parties. 1218 01:23:24,087 --> 01:23:28,883 That's the only way to have something to give back to someone Do you see that? 1219 01:23:32,554 --> 01:23:34,597 Say that you saw that. 1220 01:23:37,225 --> 01:23:39,144 Can't you continue with with someone there 1221 01:23:39,978 --> 01:23:42,022 1222 01:23:43,106 --> 01:23:46,192 Not if it's someone Much has to be done. 1223 01:24:08,798 --> 01:24:10,258 Hi friends. 1224 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,135 Hey, hag. 1225 01:24:12,218 --> 01:24:14,637 Why do you go and do it? like that? 1226 01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:16,097 I'm sorry, guys 1227 01:24:17,474 --> 01:24:20,602 - I'm sorry, Patrick - Hey, sorry too 1228 01:24:23,563 --> 01:24:26,232 I became Demi Moore at "St. Elmo's" now. 1229 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:30,195 You can become Demi Moore. As long as I'm not Ally Sheedy. 1230 01:24:30,278 --> 01:24:34,616 - I can become Mare Winningham. - No one will fight you on that one. 1231 01:24:35,533 --> 01:24:38,453 - Which one should I get? - Rob Lowe. 1232 01:24:41,956 --> 01:24:44,334 Because you're fair is very funny. 1233 01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:46,336 You can't help yourself. 1234 01:25:00,892 --> 01:25:03,603 Marshall, I don't care if you're not alone Marshall, open it. 1235 01:25:05,438 --> 01:25:07,357 What are you doing? 1236 01:25:11,861 --> 01:25:14,614 - Alright, there he is, jerk. - Brian. Please come in. 1237 01:25:16,199 --> 01:25:20,537 You once told me that you were waiting for me to wake up. 1238 01:25:26,376 --> 01:25:29,921 You don't wait long enough. 1239 01:25:30,005 --> 01:25:33,383 I have never woken up again than I am now. 1240 01:25:33,425 --> 01:25:35,719 And I admit it. I'm messed up. No matter who you are... 1241 01:25:36,928 --> 01:25:40,056 Something must be wrong with you and someone better out there. 1242 01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:43,560 And I hope that I can change that 1243 01:25:45,020 --> 01:25:47,397 I hope to return at any time that I don't appreciate you. 1244 01:25:47,439 --> 01:25:51,151 1245 01:25:51,234 --> 01:25:53,778 But I will tell you now... 1246 01:25:53,862 --> 01:25:55,780 I love you I still love you. And that has nothing to do with me. 1247 01:25:57,532 --> 01:26:01,202 It has nothing to do with his handsome look. 1248 01:26:01,244 --> 01:26:03,997 This has to do with you. 1249 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:07,625 Because you are sweet, you are charming and... 1250 01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:11,379 not complicated 1251 01:26:12,672 --> 01:26:14,799 And you're so beautiful. 1252 01:26:14,883 --> 01:26:17,302 I hope you are happy together. I hope this... 1253 01:26:17,385 --> 01:26:21,306 work out and that he everything you need... 1254 01:26:22,599 --> 01:26:26,144 because you deserve it. 1255 01:26:26,227 --> 01:26:28,146 But if he doesn't and it ends, I will be there. 1256 01:26:28,229 --> 01:26:32,233 It's my turn to wait, and I'll wait long enough. 1257 01:26:35,070 --> 01:26:38,114 1258 01:27:02,347 --> 01:27:04,891 - "You really don't need to be here." - "Okay, I'm here..." 1259 01:27:04,974 --> 01:27:07,143 because Anne already showed and she asked me to be here... 1260 01:27:07,227 --> 01:27:10,355 and because baby books say this is an emotional event. 1261 01:27:10,438 --> 01:27:13,483 And no matter how hard you think you might need someone. 1262 01:27:13,566 --> 01:27:16,611 - is this ready? - Not. It takes a second to pass. 1263 01:27:16,653 --> 01:27:19,781 Why don't you just sit down? and let the person do his work? 1264 01:27:19,864 --> 01:27:23,368 - Why don't you bite me? - Why don't you suck my bow? 1265 01:27:23,451 --> 01:27:25,495 - If I suck on breasts - - Excuse me. 1266 01:27:26,454 --> 01:27:28,748 It's ready now. 1267 01:27:32,502 --> 01:27:33,712 That's the baby. 1268 01:27:51,062 --> 01:27:54,357 Miss Thing, anywhere? I already the restaurant is full. I am a short waiter. 1269 01:27:54,441 --> 01:27:56,192 I closed my house. Forgive me. 1270 01:27:56,276 --> 01:27:59,029 Sorry not to feed the bulldog, sugar. Get your apron Question. How much does Purple Guy pay you to be like a bitch? 1271 01:27:59,070 --> 01:28:02,657 This was last night, hag. So it's not Must worry about that now, right? 1272 01:28:02,741 --> 01:28:06,619 Surprising! 1273 01:28:08,955 --> 01:28:11,416 I've forgotten Dennis knows this much meanwhiles. 1274 01:28:47,744 --> 01:28:50,705 I know. They are from all of his house parties. 1275 01:28:50,747 --> 01:28:53,375 So, did Leslie tell you? We saw the baby. 1276 01:28:53,416 --> 01:28:56,628 1277 01:28:56,711 --> 01:29:02,050 Oh, that's really cool. So what is Patricia or Patrick, Jr.? 1278 01:29:02,092 --> 01:29:04,052 This is Jack. 1279 01:29:05,261 --> 01:29:07,889 I'm an actor I just filmed this film with Kip Rogers. 1280 01:29:07,931 --> 01:29:10,517 Kip Rogers. Wow. 1281 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,519 I hear he's gay. 1282 01:29:12,602 --> 01:29:14,813 No, he is not gay. She is married. 1283 01:29:14,896 --> 01:29:17,399 Okay, so check this nonsense. 1284 01:29:17,482 --> 01:29:19,693 Paul calls me 1285 01:29:19,776 --> 01:29:23,071 He said he wanted to talk. He said he missed me, but only as a friend. 1286 01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:25,615 This is a good thing. This allows you the perfect opportunity... 1287 01:29:25,699 --> 01:29:29,035 for the final stage of all relationships: reconciliation. 1288 01:29:29,119 --> 01:29:32,372 Try closing. I say it's damn to make love. 1289 01:29:32,455 --> 01:29:35,583 Sorry I'm late. I was stuck in traffic at 405. 1290 01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:40,171 I told you not to take the highway. L.A. is all about side walks. 1291 01:29:44,843 --> 01:29:47,262 This is for Europe. This is a portable bag for your camera. 1292 01:29:47,303 --> 01:29:49,389 Look, bring your initials in it. 1293 01:29:54,728 --> 01:29:57,772 I see the man you came to. He is funny. 1294 01:29:57,856 --> 01:30:00,442 Whatever. We met at a club several weeks ago. 1295 01:30:00,525 --> 01:30:02,861 - You know how it is. - Oh, yes, I did 1296 01:30:05,321 --> 01:30:06,614 I'll be back. 1297 01:30:07,615 --> 01:30:08,867 I will be here. 1298 01:30:10,452 --> 01:30:12,746 - Alright, hag, are you ready for your prize? - Excuse me. 1299 01:30:12,829 --> 01:30:16,583 - You don't have to get me a prize. - We don't get anything You do 1300 01:30:16,666 --> 01:30:19,836 - It's nothing, really. - Gentlemen and very few women... 1301 01:30:19,919 --> 01:30:21,880 I am happy to be present... 1302 01:30:21,963 --> 01:30:24,883 premiere opening of photo gallery... 1303 01:30:24,966 --> 01:30:27,093 beginner photo journalist 1304 01:30:27,177 --> 01:30:31,514 we ourselves are bound in Europe Mr. Dennis Schiff. 1305 01:30:49,157 --> 01:30:53,328 - Where did you get this? - Taylor and I stole the negative. 1306 01:30:53,370 --> 01:30:55,288 This one is out of focus. 1307 01:30:55,372 --> 01:30:57,707 After a few drinks, it will look good 1308 01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:02,962 Taylor, take the kettle. The drinking game will start soon. 1309 01:31:03,046 --> 01:31:05,924 Let's play "Who Can Act Longest Straight." 1310 01:31:17,686 --> 01:31:20,689 Many people ask me When I first knew I was gay. 1311 01:31:20,730 --> 01:31:24,609 In fact, I don't know. I don't remember 1312 01:31:24,693 --> 01:31:27,195 But what I remember, what I remember... 1313 01:31:27,237 --> 01:31:30,240 is a moment I first realized it was fine. 1314 01:31:31,574 --> 01:31:34,244 That's when I met these people... 1315 01:31:34,327 --> 01:31:36,371 my friend. 1316 01:31:57,684 --> 01:32:01,896 That Cameron Diaz is hot. Have you checked the new F-1 50 yet? 1317 01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:03,398 Dude, this is very big. 1318 01:32:03,481 --> 01:32:07,152 I imagine after the Laker match, I'll do it Go to Dublin, take some brewskies. 1319 01:32:07,235 --> 01:32:09,779 No way, bro. No one took it on Monday. 1320 01:32:09,863 --> 01:32:12,991 - This is a total sausage on a Saturday night. - Do you see that Saxon is traded? 1321 01:32:13,074 --> 01:32:15,243 How annoying. The line will be unlucky now. 1322 01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:16,536 Amen, boyfriend. 1323 01:32:17,662 --> 01:32:20,582 - What did I say? - We did it well. 1324 01:32:20,665 --> 01:32:23,710 There is no straight person who doesn't see anyone except his girlfriend as "boyfriend". 1325 01:32:23,752 --> 01:32:25,045 But I'm very butch when I say it 1326 01:32:25,086 --> 01:32:27,047 Good. I don't care that I'm lost. I hate games. Where is the check? 1327 01:32:27,088 --> 01:32:30,300 You must be proud to be lost. 1328 01:32:30,383 --> 01:32:32,010 The whole exercise is unknown, demoralizing cases of making fun of themselves. 1329 01:32:32,093 --> 01:32:35,847 - It's different. - I agree. 1330 01:32:38,933 --> 01:32:40,935 1331 01:32:41,019 --> 01:32:44,022 If Larry Kramer knows this is how gay men spend their time, he will be disabled. 1332 01:32:44,105 --> 01:32:46,316 Larry Kramer can blow me, okay? 1333 01:32:47,776 --> 01:32:49,986 In addition, it is 5 minutes and 3 2 seconds. 1334 01:32:50,070 --> 01:32:51,780 - Group record - Meanwhile... 1335 01:32:51,863 --> 01:32:53,573 I said before - 1336 01:32:53,615 --> 01:32:56,910 Can I have a double moka steroid? 1337 01:32:56,951 --> 01:32:59,079 - I can't help it I'm a bunny sports rabbit. - dirty 1338 01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:01,498 Yes, Benji, you are the lost cause. 1339 01:33:01,581 --> 01:33:04,250 I hate this city. Everyone is more handsome than me. 1340 01:33:04,292 --> 01:33:07,295 - Have fun, Jan. You will make a team. - I'm serious. 1341 01:33:07,379 --> 01:33:08,797 Fuck off. 1342 01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:10,799 This is from the three of us. 1343 01:33:12,384 --> 01:33:15,428 And you wrap it with your pants. 1344 01:33:15,470 --> 01:33:17,430 That's very funny. 1345 01:33:20,433 --> 01:33:23,061 - "Love, it's me." - That's a joke. 1346 01:33:23,144 --> 01:33:26,523 You are the only one of us who has never complained about not having a boyfriend. 1347 01:33:26,606 --> 01:33:29,901 Certain individuals are unfamiliar with the real Dennis... 1348 01:33:29,984 --> 01:33:33,154 may interpret it lack of desire for partners... 1349 01:33:33,238 --> 01:33:36,408 as a defense mechanism, wall. 1350 01:33:36,491 --> 01:33:40,745 In this case, this text will serve you in overcoming your emotional blockage... 1351 01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:44,582 and open yourself for possible relationships. 1352 01:33:45,667 --> 01:33:48,670 Okay, instructions are taken. Come on. Just gather 1353 01:33:48,753 --> 01:33:51,256 I can't take pictures. I look terrible now. 1354 01:33:51,339 --> 01:33:53,466 I'm really honest Wait a minute. Look at this. 1355 01:33:53,508 --> 01:33:55,677 - Actually, this isn't bad. - Well. 1356 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:59,014 Good. Good light there. Go away. Let's go. 1357 01:34:02,392 --> 01:34:04,352 Alright. 1358 01:34:07,605 --> 01:34:09,649 Meanwhile-- 1359 01:34:11,609 --> 01:34:14,821 Many people ask me When I first knew I was gay. 1360 01:34:14,904 --> 01:34:18,116 In fact, I don't know. Don't remember But what I remember... 1361 01:34:18,199 --> 01:34:20,035 What I can remember is the moment I first realized it was fine. 1362 01:34:20,118 --> 01:34:23,830 - "That's when I met these people..." - Thank you. 1363 01:34:23,872 --> 01:34:26,291 my friend. 1364 01:34:26,374 --> 01:34:27,792 1365 01:34:54,110 --> 01:34:58,073 I still need to find a home gift for my brother and Clubber Lang. 1366 01:34:58,114 --> 01:35:00,367 He has been your sister's girlfriend for five years. 1367 01:35:00,450 --> 01:35:02,911 Don't you think of you two? have to get along? 1368 01:35:07,624 --> 01:35:10,293 Meanwhile, don't look now, but right behind me - 1369 01:35:10,377 --> 01:35:12,045 I can kill you You act like he will never know we are checking it out. 1370 01:35:12,128 --> 01:35:14,631 He doesn't even know I'm homo if I'm not here with you - 1371 01:35:14,714 --> 01:35:17,384 a cart full of kitchen utensils. 1372 01:35:17,467 --> 01:35:19,427 What planet do you live in? 1373 01:35:19,469 --> 01:35:20,929 Not people in this shop don't want to choose you from a homo tree in a second. 1374 01:35:20,970 --> 01:35:23,932 1375 01:35:26,309 --> 01:35:28,853 Good. I'm sorry, miss Excuse me, miss? 1376 01:35:28,937 --> 01:35:31,231 Can you come here for a moment? 1377 01:35:31,314 --> 01:35:34,484 This man, you've never seen it before in your whole life right? 1378 01:35:34,567 --> 01:35:38,029 Tell me, which one is: gay, not gay? 1379 01:35:38,113 --> 01:35:40,824 I have to say big fag. 1380 01:35:40,907 --> 01:35:43,243 - The first thing I want to say, Larry-- - Lawrence. 1381 01:35:44,494 --> 01:35:46,579 - Remember my thing with that? - Right 1382 01:35:46,663 --> 01:35:49,040 Anyway, Lawrence, the last two weeks... 1383 01:35:49,124 --> 01:35:51,584 that we have gone out... 1384 01:35:51,668 --> 01:35:56,631 has been some of the best moments in my boyfriend's career. 1385 01:35:56,715 --> 01:35:58,758 We have laughed, we have learned... 1386 01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:01,094 We have tripped fantastic light. 1387 01:36:01,177 --> 01:36:03,304 However, I only... 1388 01:36:04,222 --> 01:36:07,100 feels like something just doesn't work What do you think, honey? 1389 01:36:08,476 --> 01:36:10,562 I'm not sure Fold your arm 1390 01:36:10,645 --> 01:36:12,897 Oh, my God, yeah. Big nellie. 1391 01:36:16,026 --> 01:36:18,778 No, okay? This is me. 1392 01:36:18,862 --> 01:36:21,406 I'm a broken part, and you want to know why? 1393 01:36:21,489 --> 01:36:24,284 That's because deep down... 1394 01:36:25,118 --> 01:36:27,912 I'm a lonely person. 1395 01:36:31,166 --> 01:36:32,459 Did you read that? from your hand 1396 01:36:34,836 --> 01:36:37,005 What? Not. 1397 01:36:37,088 --> 01:36:39,174 You are. You really read the script 1398 01:36:40,425 --> 01:36:42,802 These are just a few notes. I want to to make sure I say the right thing. 1399 01:36:42,886 --> 01:36:45,263 Oh, give me a bad break. 1400 01:36:45,347 --> 01:36:47,307 1401 01:36:47,390 --> 01:36:50,977 Fantastic light You don't even know what it is. 1402 01:36:51,061 --> 01:36:52,312 What? 1403 01:36:52,395 --> 01:36:54,939 Get APB in Caucasian men, brown hair and eyes... 1404 01:36:55,023 --> 01:36:56,941 1 60 pounds, 5-foot-1 1. 1405 01:36:57,025 --> 01:37:00,862 Suspects are unarmed and different characteristics of homosexual men. 1406 01:37:00,945 --> 01:37:03,198 That's how I call you in me. 1407 01:37:05,283 --> 01:37:08,036 You know, you're worse than all the boys' combined muscles. 1408 01:37:08,119 --> 01:37:10,830 At least they don't expect to want a relationship 1409 01:37:10,872 --> 01:37:13,500 I never said that I want a relationship 1410 01:37:13,541 --> 01:37:16,044 - Then what do you want? - Something casual. 1411 01:37:16,878 --> 01:37:20,340 Linen sports jackets are normal. Swimwear is normal. 1412 01:37:20,423 --> 01:37:23,802 - Damn someone unusual. - Well. 1413 01:37:23,885 --> 01:37:25,387 While we discuss this issue... 1414 01:37:25,470 --> 01:37:27,806 if there are certain rumors your sexual tendencies... 1415 01:37:27,889 --> 01:37:31,059 starts popping up around the city, You will know who started it. 1416 01:37:31,142 --> 01:37:33,645 Have a nice evening, boys down 1417 01:37:35,146 --> 01:37:37,732 That's crap like that! 1418 01:38:06,594 --> 01:38:08,805 Why did you bring him here, whore? 1419 01:38:08,888 --> 01:38:10,849 I'm not in the mood for one of your scolding As a person in a long-term relationship, I will tell you 1420 01:38:10,932 --> 01:38:14,060 Number one, you work here This is bad taste. 1421 01:38:16,438 --> 01:38:19,357 Number two, if you want to break up with someone... 1422 01:38:19,441 --> 01:38:21,818 1423 01:38:21,901 --> 01:38:24,320 have the courtesy to give them with better lighting. 1424 01:38:24,404 --> 01:38:27,365 I heard that, ingrate. Oh, time record, Casanova. 1425 01:38:27,449 --> 01:38:29,826 You can start the shift early. 1426 01:38:29,909 --> 01:38:32,871 Roberto, how are you cutting them with, chain saws? 1427 01:38:32,954 --> 01:38:35,957 This is bruschetta. Thinly slice tomatoes. 1428 01:38:35,999 --> 01:38:40,003 Jack, that's Javier. Roberto is his brother. 1429 01:38:40,086 --> 01:38:42,255 If he cuts the tomato correctly, I'll call him Phyllis if he wants. 1430 01:38:42,297 --> 01:38:44,257 As a person in a long-term relationship... 1431 01:38:44,299 --> 01:38:47,177 I don't see how you will ever go find happiness with one person... 1432 01:38:47,260 --> 01:38:48,928 if you don't improve your way 1433 01:38:48,970 --> 01:38:52,432 You don't start a sentence with, "as someone in a long term relationship"? 1434 01:38:52,474 --> 01:38:54,434 This speaks of my authority in terms of heart. 1435 01:38:54,476 --> 01:38:57,687 -It talks about your boyfriend's madness. -Hi, friends. 1436 01:38:57,771 --> 01:38:59,272 - Thank God. - You are late. 1437 01:38:59,356 --> 01:39:02,108 Sorry, but, you know, this is my birthday Seeing your prey on the side of the road. Good work. 1438 01:39:04,486 --> 01:39:06,780 The last time I used an audition to break up with someone Did you come to the party, Jack? 1439 01:39:06,863 --> 01:39:09,324 I just wrapped 1 00 pcs of in prosciutto to keep warm. 1440 01:39:09,366 --> 01:39:11,451 You didn't Push up! 1441 01:39:11,534 --> 01:39:14,871 1442 01:39:14,954 --> 01:39:16,873 1443 01:39:16,956 --> 01:39:18,875 I can't let you have a birthday without giving you... 1444 01:39:18,958 --> 01:39:21,711 at least a little bit of the tastes and talents of my boss. 1445 01:39:21,795 --> 01:39:24,547 And besides that, see what I got today 1446 01:39:24,631 --> 01:39:26,049 Broken Hearts T-shirts. 1447 01:39:26,132 --> 01:39:28,885 I will register interest parties overnight. 1448 01:39:28,968 --> 01:39:31,721 Please, I begged you, there were no softball teams this year 1449 01:39:31,805 --> 01:39:34,224 There are no softball teams this year. There are no softball teams this year. 1450 01:39:37,519 --> 01:39:40,939 It can't be good. We lost every game we played last year. 1451 01:39:41,022 --> 01:39:43,066 Two of the teams only have four people. 1452 01:39:43,149 --> 01:39:46,319 Nothing forces you two to play, but remember who paid your bill 1453 01:39:52,534 --> 01:39:56,496 Leslie, Queen Bitchtar, your people came to take you home 1454 01:39:56,579 --> 01:40:00,250 Good night, Patrick. This is your sister I'll be there. 1455 01:40:00,333 --> 01:40:02,627 What's wrong with lesbians? and candles? 1456 01:40:02,711 --> 01:40:05,005 I just got home from work, and I'm not in the mood for your bullshit. 1457 01:40:05,088 --> 01:40:09,092 I see... 1458 01:40:10,427 --> 01:40:12,178 what is the prize 1459 01:40:12,262 --> 01:40:13,638 This is a household gift for Anne 1460 01:40:13,722 --> 01:40:16,016 It's two months late 1461 01:40:16,099 --> 01:40:17,600 Looks like a coffee maker. 1462 01:40:19,269 --> 01:40:21,021 Now, you can close your mouth because it's a surprise. 1463 01:40:21,104 --> 01:40:24,065 Oh, we already have a coffee maker. 1464 01:40:24,107 --> 01:40:26,067 1465 01:40:26,109 --> 01:40:28,528 I've seen the old one. This one is much better. 1466 01:40:29,237 --> 01:40:31,531 We got rid of that one. He didn't tell you? 1467 01:40:31,614 --> 01:40:33,700 We have a new Webb 3000. 1468 01:40:33,783 --> 01:40:36,244 - Do you already have Webb 3000? - Do not worry dear. 1469 01:40:36,286 --> 01:40:39,414 This is not the first time that has returned one of your gifts So Anne said that you were jealous of the vibrator How do I look? 1470 01:40:42,042 --> 01:40:45,086 - good Where is Hansel and Gretel? - That's smart. 1471 01:40:46,379 --> 01:40:47,630 - Are you sure you don't want to come? - No, thank you. 1472 01:40:47,714 --> 01:40:50,550 - He said it would be mixed. - The last time he said that... 1473 01:40:50,633 --> 01:40:52,927 there are 60 men, 3 women and parrots... 1474 01:40:53,011 --> 01:40:55,680 1475 01:40:55,764 --> 01:40:58,892 1476 01:40:58,975 --> 01:41:01,061 and the parrot starts more attention than women. 1477 01:41:01,144 --> 01:41:03,605 The parrot knows the words for "Material Girl." 1478 01:41:03,688 --> 01:41:05,106 Can we? 1479 01:41:17,494 --> 01:41:20,914 Do you have to do that here? We are two blocks from home! 1480 01:41:20,955 --> 01:41:22,916 Parties make me nervous. 1481 01:41:22,957 --> 01:41:25,794 - I'm relaxed - Can you relax legally? 1482 01:41:25,877 --> 01:41:28,588 - What if we can pull over? - What will the police do? 1483 01:41:28,630 --> 01:41:31,299 For starters, all things are interesting. 1484 01:41:32,759 --> 01:41:35,887 If we don't go home together tonight, You will understand. 1485 01:41:35,970 --> 01:41:38,598 - Don't do this - Everything? 1486 01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:41,768 This eleventh routine. This really makes me demoralized. 1487 01:41:41,810 --> 01:41:44,062 I haven't broken anything here... 1488 01:41:44,145 --> 01:41:47,148 because there is nonsense here was broken down two months ago. 1489 01:41:47,232 --> 01:41:49,025 But we are still sleeping together. 1490 01:41:49,109 --> 01:41:51,444 We slept together because we got fucking friendships... 1491 01:41:51,528 --> 01:41:52,904 not because we are girlfriends. 1492 01:41:52,987 --> 01:41:55,281 - I don't want to talk about this - You don't want to talk 1493 01:41:55,365 --> 01:41:59,619 You just want to smoke a pan, watch the damn Cartoon Network. 1494 01:41:59,703 --> 01:42:03,289 What should be discussed? We are the ex-girlfriend who is still screwed. 1495 01:42:03,331 --> 01:42:05,041 I want more. You don't 1496 01:42:05,125 --> 01:42:06,626 I survived because I love you. 1497 01:42:06,710 --> 01:42:10,380 I waited desperately for today You are calm, wake up... 1498 01:42:10,463 --> 01:42:12,590 and realize that you love me You survive because it's easy. 1499 01:42:14,342 --> 01:42:17,220 If you say it like that, I sound like a bastard. 1500 01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:21,433 Okay wait. Hold it. First television crush 1501 01:42:44,372 --> 01:42:46,875 Oh, easy. John-Boy Walton. 1502 01:42:46,958 --> 01:42:48,877 Yes, honey, I always want it The last one says good night to him. 1503 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:52,005 - No, the mole. - I am Matthew Laborteaux. 1504 01:42:52,088 --> 01:42:55,342 - Who is that? - Albert from "Small House". 1505 01:42:55,425 --> 01:42:57,677 Wait a minute. That is morphine an addicted episode, right? 1506 01:42:57,761 --> 01:43:00,138 - How do you know? - Because you have something for a bad boy. 1507 01:43:00,221 --> 01:43:03,224 1508 01:43:03,308 --> 01:43:07,020 The valley flow is quite clear to reflect even hair or mustache. 1509 01:43:07,062 --> 01:43:09,022 Why do I have to look after this mirror? 1510 01:43:09,064 --> 01:43:12,901 See, as an artist, it's very important that I reject the mirror for current. 1511 01:43:12,984 --> 01:43:14,819 Right. 1512 01:43:14,903 --> 01:43:17,906 I will drink. Do you want to stay here or - 1513 01:43:17,989 --> 01:43:19,324 Definitely. 1514 01:43:19,407 --> 01:43:21,326 I mean, you know, whatever. 1515 01:43:23,912 --> 01:43:25,872 So what about you and Benji? know each other? 1516 01:43:25,914 --> 01:43:27,916 We fold jeans in Structure. 1517 01:43:27,999 --> 01:43:30,377 Okay, my first television crush: Man of Water. 1518 01:43:30,460 --> 01:43:32,837 Water Man? Are you kidding? 1519 01:43:32,921 --> 01:43:35,840 No, you laugh, but he has blond hair and he builds swimmers. 1520 01:43:35,924 --> 01:43:38,468 I don't like blondes though. 1521 01:43:38,551 --> 01:43:41,721 - Swimmer? - That's a lot of bullshit. 1522 01:43:41,763 --> 01:43:44,808 Listen, boy, I won't leave this party... 1523 01:43:44,891 --> 01:43:47,060 until you register... 1524 01:43:47,102 --> 01:43:51,564 to be the best team in the West Hollywood Softball League... 1525 01:43:51,606 --> 01:43:53,400 Broken Hearts! 1526 01:43:53,441 --> 01:43:56,820 So come here and enter, guys 1527 01:43:56,903 --> 01:43:58,613 Drinks are free for signatures! 1528 01:43:58,697 --> 01:44:01,366 Oh, they will all stop after we lose the first game. 1529 01:44:03,576 --> 01:44:05,620 - That looks good, actually. - Don't do it 1530 01:44:05,704 --> 01:44:08,373 I have to let it be set at least - God. 1531 01:44:08,456 --> 01:44:10,375 - guess who is outside - Who? 1532 01:44:10,458 --> 01:44:12,752 J. Crew guy from new year 1533 01:44:12,836 --> 01:44:15,422 - no bullshit at my party? - Yeah. 1534 01:44:15,463 --> 01:44:16,923 Come here. 1535 01:44:18,967 --> 01:44:22,929 Over there a dining table talking with a group of his friends. 1536 01:44:23,013 --> 01:44:24,973 That's it. Oh, my God. 1537 01:44:25,015 --> 01:44:26,975 Close the door. 1538 01:44:27,017 --> 01:44:29,936 This is your birthday star shines on you 1539 01:44:29,978 --> 01:44:33,523 We were barely connected last time. He might not even remember me. 1540 01:44:33,606 --> 01:44:35,692 How about you? Have luck with colleagues? 1541 01:44:35,775 --> 01:44:38,236 Who has the opportunity? Cole moved immediately. 1542 01:44:38,319 --> 01:44:40,280 I only live with him. 1543 01:44:40,321 --> 01:44:43,575 That won't work. The man is a total beginner. 1544 01:44:43,658 --> 01:44:46,536 - Never said he's gay. - no nonsense You can choose them. 1545 01:44:46,619 --> 01:44:49,122 I know. I can't help myself. 1546 01:44:49,205 --> 01:44:53,460 They remind me how great It used to feel, you know. 1547 01:44:53,501 --> 01:44:57,213 When you first leave, and every man in that room is just-- 1548 01:44:57,297 --> 01:44:59,215 Possible. 1549 01:44:59,299 --> 01:45:00,884 Yes. 1550 01:45:00,967 --> 01:45:04,387 Then you find out we are a possibility 1551 01:45:07,265 --> 01:45:10,143 - Oh shit. - What? 1552 01:45:10,185 --> 01:45:13,396 Just like a Zen master, You have to struggle to find freshness... 1553 01:45:13,480 --> 01:45:15,648 in your worldly duties. 1554 01:45:15,690 --> 01:45:18,151 That, of course, becomes the retail world. 1555 01:45:18,193 --> 01:45:20,362 I really understand what you mean 1556 01:45:20,445 --> 01:45:22,447 The book. He is unstoppable with the book. 1557 01:45:22,530 --> 01:45:23,907 What's the book? 1558 01:45:23,990 --> 01:45:27,285 Some books about Zen lessons he found on Dennis's shelf. 1559 01:45:27,369 --> 01:45:30,080 One of the former Cole told him without any opinion about... 1560 01:45:30,163 --> 01:45:32,499 so he thinks it's the best If he comes out and takes some. 1561 01:45:32,540 --> 01:45:35,085 Stupid, beautiful people shouldn't be allowed to use literature... 1562 01:45:35,168 --> 01:45:37,003 When competing in a pickup pool. 1563 01:45:37,087 --> 01:45:39,339 It's like bald people wearing hats. 1564 01:45:40,382 --> 01:45:42,175 This is deceptive. 1565 01:45:43,051 --> 01:45:45,845 - You opened my gift? - Not. Which one is that? 1566 01:45:45,929 --> 01:45:47,931 - There. - I do not know it 1567 01:45:49,099 --> 01:45:51,851 Where is Paul? He hasn't answered my page all day. 1568 01:45:54,229 --> 01:45:56,064 Love, it's me 1569 01:45:56,147 --> 01:45:59,526 This really helped me in preparing myself to love Paul. 1570 01:45:59,567 --> 01:46:01,569 - thank you dear - Same dear. 1571 01:46:01,611 --> 01:46:05,281 I will put it with my other two copies. 1572 01:46:05,365 --> 01:46:07,283 I want to know if there's more ice 1573 01:46:07,367 --> 01:46:09,035 Ice. 1574 01:46:09,077 --> 01:46:11,079 Yes, there is ice... 1575 01:46:11,121 --> 01:46:13,373 and I will get it. 1576 01:46:13,415 --> 01:46:15,542 Hear! The party is calling. 1577 01:46:19,546 --> 01:46:21,840 From the New Year, right? 1578 01:46:21,923 --> 01:46:24,009 I'm not sure you will remember me. 1579 01:46:24,092 --> 01:46:26,761 Alright 1580 01:46:26,845 --> 01:46:29,764 I really didn't enter here for this. 1581 01:46:59,794 --> 01:47:01,713 That's my decoration. 1582 01:47:03,465 --> 01:47:05,967 And, you have to go upstairs. This is Taylor. 1583 01:47:08,511 --> 01:47:10,472 What happened? 1584 01:47:10,555 --> 01:47:12,474 You must be joking. 1585 01:47:15,643 --> 01:47:18,104 - What happened? - Paul finally called Taylor back. 1586 01:47:18,188 --> 01:47:21,900 From Hawaii, where he is on vacation with his new boyfriend. 1587 01:47:21,983 --> 01:47:23,401 Oh, shit. 1588 01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:28,073 There is no Streisand, no Bette, no Judy. 1589 01:47:28,156 --> 01:47:31,284 What do fairies have to do? around here in an emergency? 1590 01:47:31,368 --> 01:47:33,453 - Howie, there must be something. - I'm looking for 1591 01:47:33,536 --> 01:47:35,830 - There is Celine Dion. - In hell! 1592 01:47:36,581 --> 01:47:38,291 No. OK, here. 1593 01:47:39,125 --> 01:47:40,210 "Beach" soundtrack. 1594 01:47:40,293 --> 01:47:42,962 Oh, thank God. Track four. 1595 01:47:43,046 --> 01:47:44,839 I just heard it. 1596 01:47:44,923 --> 01:47:47,008 I was left for another man. 1597 01:47:48,635 --> 01:47:50,845 And it's not just someone else, is a coach A coach named Dash. 1598 01:47:50,929 --> 01:47:52,847 I was left for punctuation. 1599 01:47:52,931 --> 01:47:54,891 We all know this will happen. 1600 01:47:54,974 --> 01:47:57,018 - Patrick. - Come on. 1601 01:47:57,936 --> 01:47:59,312 Not that he doesn't know Paul is sleeping. 1602 01:47:59,354 --> 01:48:01,690 I tried to warn him before they moved together, and he would not listen. 1603 01:48:01,773 --> 01:48:05,443 I'm in the room, asshole. 1604 01:48:05,527 --> 01:48:07,821 Good. That's what I got for being friends 1605 01:48:07,904 --> 01:48:10,407 We clearly have two different interpretations of that word What does that mean? 1606 01:48:10,490 --> 01:48:12,659 This means that when it comes to men... 1607 01:48:12,742 --> 01:48:13,994 1608 01:48:14,035 --> 01:48:16,788 1609 01:48:16,871 --> 01:48:20,166 You love being a carrier bad news for all of us 1610 01:48:20,208 --> 01:48:24,004 You can disguise all you want guise of Patrick's good advice... 1611 01:48:24,087 --> 01:48:26,506 but it's not bullshit but pin... 1612 01:48:26,548 --> 01:48:29,009 try to pop all our relationship balloons. 1613 01:48:31,553 --> 01:48:34,681 Yes, I know Paul is sleeping with someone else. 1614 01:48:36,016 --> 01:48:37,851 But he said that we will finish everything 1615 01:48:39,686 --> 01:48:41,604 He promised to finish everything. 1616 01:48:41,688 --> 01:48:43,565 He is lying. 1617 01:48:43,648 --> 01:48:45,442 I'm sorry. Do you know what? 1618 01:48:45,525 --> 01:48:48,403 This is the night time where all the more beautiful boys are connected... 1619 01:48:48,486 --> 01:48:50,864 so I'm just going to leave now 1620 01:48:52,073 --> 01:48:54,409 - He hates me. - He will handle it 1621 01:48:56,661 --> 01:48:58,872 The apartment belongs to Paul. 1622 01:48:58,913 --> 01:49:01,082 He wants me out on Friday. 1623 01:49:01,166 --> 01:49:04,627 We have a living room. 1624 01:49:04,711 --> 01:49:06,713 You are more than welcome. 1625 01:49:08,214 --> 01:49:10,884 - I can't - It won't be a problem 1626 01:49:10,967 --> 01:49:15,764 Cole lives here too. I can't do it unless you're fine with it 1627 01:49:16,890 --> 01:49:19,100 Well, this is kind of sudden. 1628 01:49:21,478 --> 01:49:22,604 But... 1629 01:49:24,189 --> 01:49:26,983 it's Dennis's house, so if he's okay with that... 1630 01:49:27,067 --> 01:49:28,443 then I think I am. 1631 01:49:30,779 --> 01:49:31,905 Then it's done. 1632 01:49:35,492 --> 01:49:37,661 Dennis, Cole, me-- 1633 01:49:37,744 --> 01:49:41,164 You will never know how much I appreciate this. 1634 01:49:42,874 --> 01:49:45,168 I will need your strength now. 1635 01:49:49,714 --> 01:49:51,174 Seeing you guys What happened? 1636 01:49:59,349 --> 01:50:00,600 Paul dumps Taylor. Taylor went bankrupt. 1637 01:50:00,642 --> 01:50:03,103 The party will soon break up, If you want to ride. 1638 01:50:05,730 --> 01:50:07,941 Howie, no. 1639 01:50:07,982 --> 01:50:10,360 You know, I can't be your Rice-A-Roni. 1640 01:50:10,443 --> 01:50:12,987 What? 1641 01:50:13,071 --> 01:50:14,322 Your rice is A-Roni. 1642 01:50:14,406 --> 01:50:16,324 This is the game show '7 best 0s' gift of entertainment... 1643 01:50:16,408 --> 01:50:18,618 the thing that everyone goes home with even if they are lost Not so. 1644 01:50:18,660 --> 01:50:20,870 This is different. 1645 01:50:20,954 --> 01:50:23,331 Yes. 1646 01:50:23,415 --> 01:50:24,958 Gosh-- 1647 01:50:25,041 --> 01:50:26,793 Oh, don't do it 1648 01:50:26,835 --> 01:50:28,294 1649 01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:34,092 1650 01:50:34,175 --> 01:50:36,553 Because you know it makes me work when you do that 1651 01:50:36,636 --> 01:50:38,096 What do you do? 1652 01:50:38,179 --> 01:50:40,473 You take off your glasses. 1653 01:50:40,557 --> 01:50:42,517 You rub your eyes. 1654 01:50:42,559 --> 01:50:44,519 And you can't say anything. 1655 01:50:47,397 --> 01:50:50,734 I still make you silent? 1656 01:50:55,989 --> 01:50:58,575 - Where is your jacket? - It's in the car. 1657 01:50:58,658 --> 01:51:00,076 Let's go. 1658 01:51:09,336 --> 01:51:11,838 Do you want to talk about it? 1659 01:51:11,921 --> 01:51:14,132 What should be discussed? 1660 01:51:14,215 --> 01:51:17,427 Gay men on L.A. is a group of 10s looking for 11 1661 01:51:17,510 --> 01:51:21,222 On a good night, and if someone else It's pretty drunk, I'm six years old. 1662 01:51:21,306 --> 01:51:23,558 - That's not true. - Here. 1663 01:51:23,641 --> 01:51:27,187 I love you, and I know that you mean well, but rightly so. 1664 01:51:27,270 --> 01:51:29,856 Patrick, maybe it's time you start hanging out... 1665 01:51:29,939 --> 01:51:32,067 with a different group of guys. 1666 01:51:33,026 --> 01:51:35,862 They are the only ones that make it bearable. 1667 01:51:37,072 --> 01:51:38,948 Good night, Patrick. 1668 01:51:39,032 --> 01:51:43,203 Oh, just before I forget, Leslie and I want to have a baby... 1669 01:51:43,286 --> 01:51:46,748 and therefore biologically impossible for us to do it without sperm... 1670 01:51:46,790 --> 01:51:49,626 and because your genes are close to me, we think we can borrow you... 1671 01:51:49,709 --> 01:51:52,379 and then it will be like a baby he and I must have been together... 1672 01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:54,381 is it my penis? 1673 01:51:54,422 --> 01:51:57,550 You don't need to sleep with him. He will be artificially inseminated. 1674 01:51:57,634 --> 01:52:00,053 So take your time, Think about that. 1675 01:52:00,136 --> 01:52:03,473 Don't be in a hurry, but we really want it kind of getting moving on it right away... 1676 01:52:03,556 --> 01:52:06,893 as in the next pair ovulation cycle 1677 01:52:06,976 --> 01:52:08,978 I see... 1678 01:52:09,062 --> 01:52:10,980 talk to you tomorrow. 1679 01:52:20,782 --> 01:52:23,243 - You can leave now - Oh well. 1680 01:52:33,545 --> 01:52:35,588 Return home. I'll get the rest. 1681 01:52:37,215 --> 01:52:38,675 Come on, you're excited... 1682 01:52:38,758 --> 01:52:40,719 which tends to the mortal mind. 1683 01:52:40,802 --> 01:52:42,762 Unsex he's here 1684 01:52:42,804 --> 01:52:45,140 Now is not the time for Shakespeare in the Living Room. 1685 01:52:45,223 --> 01:52:47,475 No, of course not. Too late. 1686 01:52:47,559 --> 01:52:50,687 This is only 20 minutes to the next day does not mean sexual experience 1687 01:52:50,770 --> 01:52:53,648 - Ten, if I'm lucky - Never, if you're really lucky. 1688 01:52:53,732 --> 01:52:56,651 Notice how subtly I drove you to the door? 1689 01:52:56,735 --> 01:53:00,030 Notice how subtle I am leading you to a healthier existence? 1690 01:53:00,113 --> 01:53:01,823 Good night, Jack. 1691 01:53:01,906 --> 01:53:03,950 Happy birthday, Dennis. I love you. 1692 01:53:06,828 --> 01:53:08,413 Don't be nervous. 1693 01:53:08,496 --> 01:53:11,833 Small children and the elderly Don't say that for you to say again. 1694 01:53:33,355 --> 01:53:35,815 We have to light a few more candles. 1695 01:53:38,068 --> 01:53:39,778 I'm cool. 1696 01:53:39,861 --> 01:53:43,615 Yes, but we can use a little, You know, some mood adjustments. 1697 01:54:03,927 --> 01:54:05,804 What if-- 1698 01:54:05,887 --> 01:54:08,390 What about music? 1699 01:54:08,473 --> 01:54:09,891 - Sure. - good 1700 01:54:09,974 --> 01:54:12,852 - Whatever. - Yeah. Big. 1701 01:54:13,895 --> 01:54:15,188 Do you like carpenters? 1702 01:54:16,398 --> 01:54:18,608 Play something else. 1703 01:54:23,863 --> 01:54:27,742 Don't you find Karen Carpenter's music even romantic from afar? 1704 01:54:27,826 --> 01:54:29,202 - No. - None? 1705 01:54:29,244 --> 01:54:31,705 Not "Close to You" "Rain and Monday." 1706 01:54:31,746 --> 01:54:34,416 What about the one about Warren Beatty? 1707 01:54:35,333 --> 01:54:38,753 "You're so futile." That's Carly Simon. 1708 01:54:38,837 --> 01:54:40,839 - You better go. - What? 1709 01:54:40,922 --> 01:54:44,884 I feel a sudden lie, but I will go with this urge. 1710 01:54:44,926 --> 01:54:48,888 - Is this about the music? - No, no. It's about me. 1711 01:54:48,930 --> 01:54:51,891 - I can't do this anymore - We haven't done anything yet 1712 01:54:51,933 --> 01:54:54,436 I know what we will do, and I can't do it 1713 01:54:54,519 --> 01:54:55,895 - Of course you can. - You are right. 1714 01:54:55,979 --> 01:54:59,232 - I can, but I'm bored with it. - Are you tired of sex? 1715 01:54:59,315 --> 01:55:00,734 Yes. Not. 1716 01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:05,989 I am tired of having sex with people who care about what I look like and make the rest... 1717 01:55:06,072 --> 01:55:08,033 and I'm tired doing the same thing with them. 1718 01:55:08,116 --> 01:55:11,286 I want something more... 1719 01:55:16,124 --> 01:55:18,626 I keep forgetting your name... 1720 01:55:18,710 --> 01:55:21,713 because of my friend and I see you as a "J. Crew guy." 1721 01:55:23,298 --> 01:55:24,758 This is Ted. 1722 01:55:26,926 --> 01:55:28,011 Alright, Ted... 1723 01:55:28,094 --> 01:55:30,055 I'm sorry. 1724 01:55:30,138 --> 01:55:34,267 Usually, how you see the sweater will be enough, but not tonight. 1725 01:56:12,472 --> 01:56:13,723 You scared me. 1726 01:56:13,807 --> 01:56:16,768 This is my home. I'm allowed to do that 1727 01:56:16,851 --> 01:56:18,853 - Did Cole fall asleep? - Yeah, he fell asleep. 1728 01:56:20,230 --> 01:56:22,482 There's nothing there. I checked 1729 01:56:24,651 --> 01:56:26,361 You have to try cake 1730 01:56:26,444 --> 01:56:29,823 The icing looks dirty, But the cake is pretty good. 1731 01:56:30,907 --> 01:56:33,952 This is not what I need tonight. 1732 01:56:34,035 --> 01:56:37,247 - You are not what I need tonight. - What did I say? 1733 01:56:37,330 --> 01:56:40,834 I made the cake that you just insulted for my own birthday 1734 01:56:40,917 --> 01:56:43,586 It took two hours, and it turned out that couldn't even blow out a candle... 1735 01:56:43,670 --> 01:56:46,339 Because of my friend's relationship press DEFCON 5 1736 01:56:46,423 --> 01:56:48,174 Bummer. 1737 01:56:48,216 --> 01:56:52,595 Everyone knows that birthday wishes is the only one that has real validity. 1738 01:56:52,679 --> 01:56:55,515 I plan to write a letter to the committee for extension 1739 01:57:00,311 --> 01:57:02,105 Why write? 1740 01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:08,403 Now you make a deadline. 1741 01:57:18,913 --> 01:57:21,750 Come on. Make your wish 1742 01:57:34,387 --> 01:57:35,805 Thank you. 1743 01:57:37,140 --> 01:57:38,433 Kevin. 1744 01:57:38,516 --> 01:57:40,018 You must be "Ennis." 1745 01:57:40,101 --> 01:57:41,603 That's Dennis. 1746 01:57:41,686 --> 01:57:44,647 Someone eats "D." 1747 01:57:46,608 --> 01:57:48,485 - Is this yours? - Yeah. 1748 01:57:48,568 --> 01:57:51,154 I found your darkroom when I was looking for a bathroom... 1749 01:57:51,237 --> 01:57:53,907 so I think you are so photographer or whatever 1750 01:57:54,991 --> 01:57:56,242 or something. 1751 01:57:57,661 --> 01:58:01,122 - I like this one. - That's my first class assignment. 1752 01:58:01,164 --> 01:58:05,126 We must find an inanimate object that represents our emotional state. 1753 01:58:05,210 --> 01:58:08,088 I just came out of the closet, I've never met my friends... 1754 01:58:08,171 --> 01:58:11,383 but I still feel reasonable strength and independence. 1755 01:58:12,676 --> 01:58:15,387 I think it looks lonely. 1756 01:58:15,470 --> 01:58:16,805 You are Benji's friend 1757 01:58:17,681 --> 01:58:19,891 Oh yeah. More coworkers... 1758 01:58:19,974 --> 01:58:22,560 but I like it. 1759 01:58:22,644 --> 01:58:24,646 - Apparently not enough. - What does it mean? 1760 01:58:26,022 --> 01:58:29,609 Between you and me, I guess You are hopeless tonight. 1761 01:58:29,693 --> 01:58:33,738 You have been a hot topic since you joined the Structural family. 1762 01:58:34,823 --> 01:58:36,783 What, has he talked about me? 1763 01:58:37,659 --> 01:58:40,829 Relax. It's just a crush. 1764 01:58:40,912 --> 01:58:42,831 I mean, you have to be flattered. 1765 01:58:43,790 --> 01:58:47,377 In the next full moon, he will have a new one This is the way. 1766 01:58:47,460 --> 01:58:49,587 I don't make you guys Is that all you do, sit here and talk about men? 1767 01:58:49,671 --> 01:58:52,340 Whether it's or we talk about men. 1768 01:58:52,424 --> 01:58:54,968 Yeah, well... 1769 01:58:56,052 --> 01:58:57,512 1770 01:58:57,595 --> 01:58:59,848 I think it's really gay. 1771 01:59:02,267 --> 01:59:04,686 - You didn't come out, right? - What? 1772 01:59:04,769 --> 01:59:08,148 You're not just a newbie You aren't even with anyone. 1773 01:59:08,857 --> 01:59:11,443 - I don't think it's anyone's business. - not 1774 01:59:11,526 --> 01:59:14,154 - I'm tired of being asked - I can imagine. 1775 01:59:14,237 --> 01:59:16,740 Why do I have to tell anyone? 1776 01:59:16,823 --> 01:59:19,993 Maybe I'm straight. Maybe I'm gay. Maybe I haven't decided yet. 1777 01:59:20,076 --> 01:59:22,454 Maybe I should say good night. 1778 01:59:22,537 --> 01:59:24,622 Yes. Good night. 1779 01:59:30,879 --> 01:59:32,339 You're right. 1780 01:59:32,422 --> 01:59:34,341 It looks lonely. 1781 01:59:45,060 --> 01:59:48,104 I can't decide whether my friend is there The best or worst thing happened to me. 1782 01:59:48,188 --> 01:59:50,857 Obviously, without them, my life would be far more unpleasant... 1783 01:59:50,899 --> 01:59:52,859 but with them... 1784 01:59:53,985 --> 01:59:57,489 I don't know if I can do it to have my own life. 1785 01:59:58,740 --> 02:00:01,785 Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you want to remain short above? 1786 02:00:01,868 --> 02:00:05,080 Yes. 1787 02:00:05,163 --> 02:00:06,581 I know they are my friends. I only don't know if I can trust them Especially when it comes to men. 1788 02:00:08,708 --> 02:00:11,878 Every time I introduce someone, they are nearby. 1789 02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:13,880 Pay attention to your posture, okay? 1790 02:00:13,922 --> 02:00:16,383 Sorry. 1791 02:00:16,424 --> 02:00:18,426 Take, for example, party that night 1792 02:00:18,510 --> 02:00:19,844 Taylor's boyfriend broke up with him from Hawaii. 1793 02:00:19,928 --> 02:00:21,930 1794 02:00:22,013 --> 02:00:24,891 1795 02:00:24,933 --> 02:00:27,519 Howie returned home with Marshall again. 1796 02:00:27,602 --> 02:00:30,772 Quasi Benji boyfriend sleeping with Cole 1797 02:00:30,855 --> 02:00:35,193 And my sister ended the night with my sperm request. 1798 02:00:35,276 --> 02:00:37,737 This is like a big gay soap opera. 1799 02:00:37,779 --> 02:00:40,615 I keep waiting for Sue Ellen to wander into my living room... 1800 02:00:40,699 --> 02:00:44,411 and said that he was secretly buying controlling the interest of my oil company. 1801 02:00:44,494 --> 02:00:48,957 I watched this documentary on cable about this monkey tribe in Somalia. 1802 02:00:49,040 --> 02:00:52,919 Benji told me about this the documentary he saw about monkeys - 1803 02:00:52,961 --> 02:00:53,628 In Somalia 1804 02:00:53,712 --> 02:00:57,424 They hang out with each other until mating season, and then like that - 1805 02:00:57,507 --> 02:01:00,927 They attack each other. This is survival of the fittest. 1806 02:01:00,969 --> 02:01:04,180 I think, is our group 1807 02:01:04,264 --> 02:01:05,515 That's us 1808 02:01:05,598 --> 02:01:09,310 We are the monkeys, and I Monkey with image problems. 1809 02:01:09,394 --> 02:01:12,272 The only thing that is not based on anything is Cole. 1810 02:01:12,355 --> 02:01:13,940 I mean, just look at him. 1811 02:01:14,024 --> 02:01:16,443 She's beautiful, really acts straight 1812 02:01:16,526 --> 02:01:18,862 He is the last temporary, and he has no soul. 1813 02:01:18,945 --> 02:01:21,197 My father will sleep with Cole. 1814 02:01:22,866 --> 02:01:26,786 If you ask me, Cole is really what's wrong with this group 1815 02:01:26,870 --> 02:01:30,707 We all want to be her, But we are all afraid to admit it. 1816 02:01:30,790 --> 02:01:33,543 Actually, Howie might admit it. 1817 02:01:33,626 --> 02:01:35,879 I want to be Cole. Why can't I become Cole? 1818 02:01:35,962 --> 02:01:37,881 Why doesn't God make me Cole? 1819 02:01:41,718 --> 02:01:43,636 My friends get a haircut with this. 1820 02:01:43,720 --> 02:01:46,348 It's not that I want to be Cole or anything. 1821 02:01:46,431 --> 02:01:48,892 He just makes everything look so easy. 1822 02:01:48,975 --> 02:01:52,812 I just hope that, you know, it's easy to let someone in. 1823 02:01:52,854 --> 02:01:54,230 To get a boyfriend 1824 02:01:54,314 --> 02:01:55,982 Being beautiful. 1825 02:01:58,234 --> 02:02:00,153 Thank you, Betty. 1826 02:02:00,236 --> 02:02:02,739 You always know what to say. 1827 02:02:02,822 --> 02:02:04,240 This is a gift. 1828 02:02:13,625 --> 02:02:15,710 Where is my living room? 1829 02:02:15,794 --> 02:02:19,214 - I just shifted it a little. - No, this is your living room. 1830 02:02:19,297 --> 02:02:20,882 You don't shift My living room around 1831 02:02:20,965 --> 02:02:22,926 You move my living room out and your living room 1832 02:02:23,009 --> 02:02:25,095 So where is my living room? 1833 02:02:25,178 --> 02:02:27,514 Evenly distributed around the house. 1834 02:02:27,597 --> 02:02:29,849 - Share again - It takes all day. 1835 02:02:29,891 --> 02:02:32,394 From now on, you will finish on time to set your curlers to bed. 1836 02:02:32,477 --> 02:02:34,521 Okay, Dennis. Think of it this way. 1837 02:02:34,604 --> 02:02:38,191 Furniture settings like new hairstyles, right? 1838 02:02:38,274 --> 02:02:41,653 You have to live with it for several days before you know whether you like it or not. 1839 02:02:41,736 --> 02:02:43,655 That's not true. 1840 02:02:43,738 --> 02:02:47,033 I have never joked, but I don't have it to live with one for a few days... 1841 02:02:47,075 --> 02:02:49,035 to find out that I don't want it 1842 02:02:51,413 --> 02:02:52,706 Thank God you're home 1843 02:02:52,747 --> 02:02:54,749 Thanks to Mufassa here, Now it's a Tunisian hut. 1844 02:02:54,791 --> 02:02:57,335 - Why did I try? - I have amazing news 1845 02:02:57,419 --> 02:03:01,214 This casting director took me in for this role in the film Kip Rogers. 1846 02:03:01,256 --> 02:03:04,050 - that's great - Unless I'm out of head shots. 1847 02:03:04,092 --> 02:03:06,052 - You need me to make a head shot. - Bingo 1848 02:03:06,136 --> 02:03:08,388 - Go get your negative. - I love you. 1849 02:03:08,430 --> 02:03:10,557 You are a goddamn boon. 1850 02:03:10,640 --> 02:03:12,976 I hear Kip Rogers is a big fag. 1851 02:03:13,059 --> 02:03:15,228 Kip Rogers is not gay. She is married. 1852 02:03:15,311 --> 02:03:20,483 Please, it's up there with, "He's not gay, he's in brotherhood." 1853 02:03:26,948 --> 02:03:29,909 My agent thinks that I have a really good shot for this one. 1854 02:03:29,951 --> 02:03:33,246 Said they only saw for face 1855 02:03:33,330 --> 02:03:35,915 Doesn't that bother you? 1856 02:03:35,999 --> 02:03:39,753 - That people think I'm attractive? - That's all they think about. 1857 02:03:39,836 --> 02:03:42,088 That's not necessarily true. 1858 02:03:42,172 --> 02:03:44,924 When was the last time you were asked to audition for a role? 1859 02:03:45,008 --> 02:03:47,927 They always want to see or face... 1860 02:03:47,969 --> 02:03:49,429 or good eyes 1861 02:03:49,471 --> 02:03:52,891 Then? Who made love? That's how I enter 1862 02:03:52,974 --> 02:03:55,935 What matters is whether or not I have the dirt to support it. 1863 02:03:57,020 --> 02:03:59,147 I guess. 1864 02:04:00,315 --> 02:04:03,610 - So you like this Kevin kid? - She's pretty good, of course. 1865 02:04:03,693 --> 02:04:05,987 That's how you feel about him? Is he good enough? 1866 02:04:06,071 --> 02:04:08,073 Do I agree with his opinion in the Middle East? 1867 02:04:08,156 --> 02:04:09,783 Forget me asking. 1868 02:04:09,824 --> 02:04:12,827 It's been a week. Who knows what I feel? 1869 02:04:12,869 --> 02:04:16,206 I think if this will happen another random you sleep with and dump - 1870 02:04:16,289 --> 02:04:19,334 - else? - You don't have the best track record. 1871 02:04:19,417 --> 02:04:22,420 1872 02:04:22,504 --> 02:04:26,466 1873 02:04:26,549 --> 02:04:28,593 1874 02:04:28,635 --> 02:04:31,262 1875 02:04:31,346 --> 02:04:33,306 1876 02:04:33,390 --> 02:04:36,851 1877 02:04:38,019 --> 02:04:39,521 1878 02:04:39,604 --> 02:04:41,564 1879 02:04:41,648 --> 02:04:46,277 1880 02:04:46,361 --> 02:04:48,988 1881 02:04:51,825 --> 02:04:53,410 1882 02:04:54,369 --> 02:04:55,829 Good. 1883 02:04:57,205 --> 02:04:59,374 Have you gained weight? 1884 02:04:59,457 --> 02:05:01,167 What? Where? 1885 02:05:02,585 --> 02:05:05,547 I can't help it. Every night around 1,00 hits. 1886 02:05:05,630 --> 02:05:09,009 This terrible panic I will have to spend another night alone. 1887 02:05:09,092 --> 02:05:11,011 So I went there. 1888 02:05:11,094 --> 02:05:14,639 - It's called horny. - This isn't horny 1889 02:05:14,681 --> 02:05:16,141 I know horny. 1890 02:05:16,224 --> 02:05:18,351 I've taken the whole lecture series about horny. 1891 02:05:18,435 --> 02:05:21,146 They have lectures on horny? 1892 02:05:21,229 --> 02:05:23,148 They don't call it that. 1893 02:05:23,231 --> 02:05:25,900 Do you think I should paint my nails again? 1894 02:05:29,195 --> 02:05:31,865 Whenever you hags want to join the game 1895 02:05:31,948 --> 02:05:35,243 I hate outfield. Too much action. 1896 02:05:39,539 --> 02:05:41,416 Where did my mitt go? 1897 02:05:44,627 --> 02:05:48,381 Oh, say you can see 1898 02:05:48,423 --> 02:05:50,884 How are you? 1899 02:05:50,925 --> 02:05:53,887 Are you ready for this Are you ready for this one? 1900 02:05:53,928 --> 02:05:55,889 Attaboy, Taylor! 1901 02:05:55,972 --> 02:05:58,516 With the voice of a king, crying misery... 1902 02:05:58,600 --> 02:06:01,644 and let slip the war dog! 1903 02:06:03,646 --> 02:06:04,564 Attacking! 1904 02:06:09,110 --> 02:06:13,031 Our first match of the season, and they Our opponents against the Hollywood Fire Department? 1905 02:06:13,114 --> 02:06:17,202 Not only are they better than us, They are physical disorders. 1906 02:06:17,285 --> 02:06:18,828 Come on. Let's play. 1907 02:06:19,621 --> 02:06:21,331 Look at that. 1908 02:06:24,709 --> 02:06:26,127 Strike two. 1909 02:06:27,295 --> 02:06:30,340 You know, if he's smart, He will throw himself in front of the ball. 1910 02:06:30,423 --> 02:06:33,134 - I say, it's a fractional law. - You're crazy Howie thinks about it Other players are gay. 1911 02:06:33,218 --> 02:06:35,178 This is a known scientific fact one in ten men is gay. 1912 02:06:35,261 --> 02:06:37,972 Including a bench, they have 1 1 player. You do math. 1913 02:06:38,056 --> 02:06:40,558 I dare you to share with them. 1914 02:06:40,642 --> 02:06:42,435 Thank you. 1915 02:06:45,021 --> 02:06:46,523 Where is Cole? He wakes up after Will. 1916 02:06:47,315 --> 02:06:49,359 I'll catch it 1917 02:06:51,277 --> 02:06:52,821 Strike three! You're out! 1918 02:06:52,904 --> 02:06:54,823 I don't understand why they didn't do it Let me hit the tee 1919 02:06:54,906 --> 02:06:58,284 Shut up, bitch. 1920 02:06:58,326 --> 02:07:00,286 You are divided into two. 1921 02:07:11,631 --> 02:07:13,133 Thank you, Den. 1922 02:07:14,884 --> 02:07:16,386 1923 02:07:27,230 --> 02:07:29,899 So you still decide if you are gay? 1924 02:07:29,983 --> 02:07:34,362 I went with shortstop because he was the only one with a shirt tucked inside. 1925 02:07:35,488 --> 02:07:36,906 Benj, hold this. 1926 02:07:36,990 --> 02:07:40,035 Cole, if you have to choose a mole Who will do it? 1927 02:07:41,578 --> 02:07:43,830 No problem. Catcher. 1928 02:07:43,913 --> 02:07:45,582 Catcher? Yes, right. 1929 02:07:45,665 --> 02:07:48,668 Meanwhile the biggest on the team is really gay? People think I'm crazy. 1930 02:07:48,752 --> 02:07:50,503 The man is a total breeder. 1931 02:07:50,545 --> 02:07:53,506 The first round at Jack's says I'm right 1932 02:07:56,426 --> 02:07:58,053 Who is the coach? 1933 02:07:58,136 --> 02:08:01,723 That's Jack. Like baseball and Hawaiian shirts. 1934 02:08:01,806 --> 02:08:05,060 - Shakespeare fans, huh? - Trained classically. 1935 02:08:05,143 --> 02:08:09,689 Before opening a restaurant, He is a stage actor in New York. 1936 02:08:09,773 --> 02:08:12,317 Look at that person That partner is 20 years old. 1937 02:08:12,400 --> 02:08:14,402 Play the piano in the restaurant. 1938 02:08:14,486 --> 02:08:16,112 Come to all games. 1939 02:08:16,196 --> 02:08:18,698 We call it Purple Guy, for obvious reasons 1940 02:08:18,782 --> 02:08:20,200 Yes. 1941 02:08:21,326 --> 02:08:23,453 Wow. 1942 02:08:28,667 --> 02:08:30,418 Hey, Mr. Catcher. 1943 02:08:32,837 --> 02:08:34,339 You have a name 1944 02:08:34,422 --> 02:08:36,508 Sure. 1945 02:08:36,591 --> 02:08:38,885 It's low and inside. 1946 02:08:39,886 --> 02:08:41,721 Attacking! 1947 02:08:43,098 --> 02:08:46,184 - Thank you for the tip. - Next time listen to me My friends and I have a little bet going away... 1948 02:08:47,477 --> 02:08:50,355 which one of you fired a boy our league, if you know what I mean. 1949 02:08:50,438 --> 02:08:53,858 1950 02:08:53,942 --> 02:08:55,402 That's interesting. 1951 02:08:56,611 --> 02:08:59,072 - Who would you bet? - You. 1952 02:08:59,155 --> 02:09:00,615 Ball! 1953 02:09:05,745 --> 02:09:07,122 So do I win? 1954 02:09:09,124 --> 02:09:10,458 What is your tip? 1955 02:09:10,542 --> 02:09:15,255 I've arrived twice, twice I've caught you staring at my ass. 1956 02:09:16,297 --> 02:09:17,757 Ball. 1957 02:09:26,016 --> 02:09:28,435 So what is the chance from me getting your number 1958 02:09:28,518 --> 02:09:30,812 Sorry. I see someone. 1959 02:09:30,895 --> 02:09:31,980 So am I. 1960 02:09:32,063 --> 02:09:34,024 Strike two! 1961 02:09:34,107 --> 02:09:36,651 Two and two, dough. 1962 02:09:36,735 --> 02:09:39,612 I miss the one on purpose so I can ask again. 1963 02:09:40,488 --> 02:09:43,074 What is the chance get your number 1964 02:09:45,952 --> 02:09:48,288 About your possibilities hits home run 1965 02:09:55,587 --> 02:09:56,838 Yes, leave! 1966 02:10:00,633 --> 02:10:02,719 Print neatly. 1967 02:10:57,524 --> 02:10:59,901 - Have you ever talked to him? - purple man 1968 02:11:01,152 --> 02:11:04,864 I think he once greeted me. It turns out it's just belching. 1969 02:11:08,660 --> 02:11:10,870 I wonder what Jack saw in him. 1970 02:11:10,912 --> 02:11:14,582 I don't know Whatever it is, Even so, he can't be happier. 1971 02:11:15,667 --> 02:11:19,045 Only lesbians are in the world. 1972 02:11:19,087 --> 02:11:21,965 Alright, I'm leaving - I wish you luck - You won't do it 1973 02:11:22,048 --> 02:11:24,718 I don't understand. Are we breaking up? 1974 02:11:42,235 --> 02:11:43,236 I don't understand. Are we breaking up? 1975 02:11:43,236 --> 02:11:45,572 Look, that's the problem 1976 02:11:45,613 --> 02:11:47,574 That you will think there Actually there is something to break down... 1977 02:11:47,615 --> 02:11:51,286 1978 02:11:51,369 --> 02:11:55,165 implies we have never been completely clear on what we have to start with. 1979 02:11:55,248 --> 02:11:57,584 Lack of clarity... 1980 02:11:57,625 --> 02:11:59,085 good... 1981 02:12:00,128 --> 02:12:01,629 scare me 1982 02:12:05,508 --> 02:12:07,302 What? 1983 02:12:07,385 --> 02:12:09,804 - what's wrong with them - Cole broke up with him 1984 02:12:09,888 --> 02:12:12,766 In six rounds? What happened? 1985 02:12:12,849 --> 02:12:16,144 He got the catcher number. That motherfucker is right 1986 02:12:20,106 --> 02:12:22,317 - Where is Kevin? - He doesn't feel like he is coming. 1987 02:12:22,400 --> 02:12:24,402 Obviously. 1988 02:12:24,444 --> 02:12:26,780 - Is something wrong here? -Jig's up, Mr. Man. 1989 02:12:26,821 --> 02:12:29,282 We know all about this a little Your Heartbreak Hotel runnin '. 1990 02:12:29,366 --> 02:12:31,534 We are here to turn off that crap. 1991 02:12:31,618 --> 02:12:34,871 Quiet, Tex. What I do is just a cool thing. 1992 02:12:34,954 --> 02:12:37,374 Is that what you do behind the bench, cooling things off? 1993 02:12:41,628 --> 02:12:44,339 - I have a change of heart. Shoot me. - You are very bad luck. 1994 02:12:44,422 --> 02:12:47,425 I'm a little sick of you self-attitude lately. 1995 02:12:47,467 --> 02:12:52,138 You throw a scam out of bed, and suddenly you are St.-fucking'-Gandhi. 1996 02:12:55,517 --> 02:12:59,396 You know what I mean. In essence, the child is a newbie. 1997 02:12:59,479 --> 02:13:01,898 He can't even claim to be gay. 1998 02:13:01,981 --> 02:13:04,901 What he needs now is a friend, is not a boyfriend 1999 02:13:06,653 --> 02:13:08,029 Where did you go? 2000 02:13:08,113 --> 02:13:10,657 You're right. What he needs now is a friend. 2001 02:13:15,829 --> 02:13:18,665 - He wants to sleep with him. - Thank you. 2002 02:13:24,045 --> 02:13:26,923 Hey, we go to Jack's house. This is one of our many losing traditions. 2003 02:13:27,007 --> 02:13:29,050 -Just fuck off. - You have to come. 2004 02:13:29,134 --> 02:13:31,761 Everyone will be dumped first time around. 2005 02:13:31,845 --> 02:13:34,848 This is the rule of all newbie relationships. 2006 02:13:34,931 --> 02:13:38,184 What happens next? Do I become like you and your friend? 2007 02:13:38,268 --> 02:13:40,270 You don't even know my friends. 2008 02:13:40,353 --> 02:13:43,565 I know them well enough to know You are a group of bitter, tired - 2009 02:13:43,648 --> 02:13:45,900 Fags? Please say. 2010 02:13:45,984 --> 02:13:48,028 - I won't say that - You have to 2011 02:13:48,111 --> 02:13:50,530 Maybe you will be less afraid what that means 2012 02:13:53,783 --> 02:13:55,785 Why can't everything slow down? 2013 02:13:55,869 --> 02:13:59,831 I promise I'll, but you can't go back now 2014 02:14:01,624 --> 02:14:04,210 At least I have A cup of coffee with me? 2015 02:14:06,212 --> 02:14:08,590 - One condition. - What? 2016 02:14:08,673 --> 02:14:10,592 West Hollywood like that. 2017 02:14:12,302 --> 02:14:16,139 Show me one thing You feel like that. 2018 02:14:16,222 --> 02:14:19,059 - So you come here a lot? - You can say that. 2019 02:14:20,226 --> 02:14:22,354 In fact, next to Karen Carpenter... 2020 02:14:22,437 --> 02:14:24,814 this place is the closest thing to perfection I know Gardener Now, what I get. 2021 02:14:24,898 --> 02:14:27,192 - Do you like carpenters? - crazy 2022 02:14:27,233 --> 02:14:29,819 This is for O.G.T. your first. 2023 02:14:29,903 --> 02:14:32,739 Clearly Gay Trait. 2024 02:14:32,781 --> 02:14:34,741 2025 02:14:34,783 --> 02:14:38,203 I am in love with Carpenters, culinary interest... 2026 02:14:38,244 --> 02:14:41,665 and strong fear of blood sports. 2027 02:14:41,748 --> 02:14:45,251 I don't understand. Why are you friends with a group of people just because you are gay? 2028 02:14:45,335 --> 02:14:47,337 That's not why we are friends. 2029 02:14:47,420 --> 02:14:51,216 Maybe that's why we become friends, But that's not why we are friends. 2030 02:14:53,426 --> 02:14:55,887 - doesn't that make you crazy? - Of course. 2031 02:14:55,929 --> 02:15:00,100 At least six times a year, I threaten to move to Europe like my brother. 2032 02:15:00,183 --> 02:15:02,352 Only I won't leave for only A few months. I will stay 2033 02:15:02,435 --> 02:15:06,731 I'll bring my camera, finally take it When I develop the eyes of the photographer. 2034 02:15:07,774 --> 02:15:09,734 Really found my voice 2035 02:15:11,277 --> 02:15:13,446 Then something happened. 2036 02:15:13,530 --> 02:15:16,074 Birthdays, summer parties... 2037 02:15:16,157 --> 02:15:18,576 Christmas day, an extraordinary night dancing. 2038 02:15:18,618 --> 02:15:21,413 And I'm with them and... 2039 02:15:21,454 --> 02:15:25,041 Suddenly I can't imagine it being somewhere else So I live. 2040 02:15:25,125 --> 02:15:27,043 Have you told anyone? What are you experiencing? 2041 02:15:32,298 --> 02:15:34,592 - Some people. - as? 2042 02:15:34,634 --> 02:15:36,594 - My sister. - Ooh, the value is at least ten points. 2043 02:15:38,096 --> 02:15:41,016 Yes, that was not planned. I was at home last Christmas, and he caught me. 2044 02:15:41,099 --> 02:15:44,602 - With a man? - Not alone. 2045 02:15:44,644 --> 02:15:47,105 Alone, fly solo. 2046 02:15:47,147 --> 02:15:49,524 2047 02:15:49,607 --> 02:15:51,901 Ouch. For what, gay porn? 2048 02:15:51,985 --> 02:15:54,195 Oh no. Worse than that. 2049 02:15:54,279 --> 02:15:56,990 An article about Antonio Sabato, Jr. 2050 02:15:57,032 --> 02:16:01,286 I think my mom will be cooler. He is a child in love in the 60s. 2051 02:16:01,328 --> 02:16:04,456 In high school, he caught me smoking a pot with my friends 2052 02:16:04,497 --> 02:16:07,250 All he said was, "I hope you don't pay the market for that." 2053 02:16:07,334 --> 02:16:11,504 But when I told him that I was gay, he didn't talk to me for a month - How are you doing now? - better 2054 02:16:11,546 --> 02:16:13,381 Still referring to homosexuality population as "gay"... 2055 02:16:13,465 --> 02:16:16,134 like they live on the block or something '. 2056 02:16:16,176 --> 02:16:18,887 2057 02:16:18,970 --> 02:16:22,057 "Dennis, I see gays parading. Are you leaving?" 2058 02:16:23,558 --> 02:16:25,518 My father must be different. 2059 02:16:25,560 --> 02:16:28,605 - You didn't tell him - He died before I told anyone. 2060 02:16:28,688 --> 02:16:31,066 My biggest regret: He died didn't know me 2061 02:16:31,149 --> 02:16:34,319 You can't say that. Maybe he doesn't know - 2062 02:16:34,361 --> 02:16:36,404 He died not knowing me. 2063 02:16:41,076 --> 02:16:43,453 We want your sperm. We don't ask you to move 2064 02:16:43,536 --> 02:16:46,498 What about Jeffrey's cousin? He has our genes. He can donate. 2065 02:16:46,539 --> 02:16:49,167 Jeffrey is Penjaga Janji and NRA members carry cards. 2066 02:16:49,250 --> 02:16:51,836 He doesn't have any genes I'm interested, Patrick. 2067 02:16:51,920 --> 02:16:54,005 I'm sorry. My answer is still standing. 2068 02:16:54,089 --> 02:16:56,049 I told you I should Anesthetize and jerk it. 2069 02:16:56,091 --> 02:16:58,176 My medicine and jerk - Do you hear this? 2070 02:16:58,259 --> 02:17:00,345 This is the woman you want to be a mother with 2071 02:17:00,428 --> 02:17:02,889 - He is serious. - Well. 2072 02:17:02,972 --> 02:17:05,266 Do you both want the truth? This is the truth. 2073 02:17:05,350 --> 02:17:09,562 You can't save plants alive. How are you taking care of children? 2074 02:17:09,646 --> 02:17:14,067 We haven't even discussed the reality of what this child has to deal with. 2075 02:17:15,568 --> 02:17:19,781 Are you ready to answer, "Mother # 1, Why is my mother # 2 my father?" 2076 02:17:19,864 --> 02:17:23,535 Look at the three of us. What type is this Christmas card going to make? 2077 02:17:23,576 --> 02:17:26,496 Do you know what? I don't need to listen to this. 2078 02:17:26,579 --> 02:17:30,083 I did this for your brother because He wants to involve you in this matter. 2079 02:17:30,166 --> 02:17:33,586 He has this funny idea it's possible if we do... 2080 02:17:33,628 --> 02:17:37,674 You will get your bullshit together and start responsible for your life But I can see it that you prefer not. 2081 02:17:37,757 --> 02:17:39,676 It's okay with me. I'll get the car. 2082 02:17:39,759 --> 02:17:42,679 What is this? A kind of mission to save me? 2083 02:17:44,472 --> 02:17:47,684 Patrick, when you come out... 2084 02:17:51,438 --> 02:17:53,690 2085 02:17:53,773 --> 02:17:57,527 You say that because you can't Turn the rest of your life into misery. 2086 02:17:59,654 --> 02:18:02,365 And I've never seen you more sad 2087 02:18:12,542 --> 02:18:16,087 I'm sorry, gentlemen, But the proof is not perfect. 2088 02:18:16,171 --> 02:18:18,340 There isn't a single movie in the canon cinema... 2089 02:18:18,423 --> 02:18:21,718 who painted a portrait of a gay man which we will aspire to. 2090 02:18:21,801 --> 02:18:24,471 What are our choices? Your Majesty, suffering from the victims of AI DS... 2091 02:18:24,512 --> 02:18:27,724 noble friend, suffering from the victims of AI DS... 2092 02:18:27,807 --> 02:18:30,143 compulsive sex addicts, public road gamblers... 2093 02:18:30,226 --> 02:18:32,771 and the latest additions for many... 2094 02:18:32,854 --> 02:18:35,023 people who believe in style for lovelorn women. 2095 02:18:35,106 --> 02:18:38,777 Only once do I want to see gay characters who don't get sick... 2096 02:18:38,818 --> 02:18:43,448 has not been placed in about three months and is behind student loans. 2097 02:18:43,531 --> 02:18:45,617 And that's someone You will aspire to be. 2098 02:18:45,700 --> 02:18:47,661 At least they will become real people. 2099 02:18:47,702 --> 02:18:51,498 Can you imagine if they made a movie about us, our group of friends? 2100 02:18:51,581 --> 02:18:54,417 Maybe we don't have to be embarrassing to compare ourselves... 2101 02:18:54,501 --> 02:18:57,087 for "Baja Magnolias." 2102 02:18:57,170 --> 02:18:59,589 She's like Sally Fields. 2103 02:18:59,673 --> 02:19:02,509 - I think I'm Sally Fields. - No, you are Shirley MacLaine. 2104 02:19:04,678 --> 02:19:06,513 Which one am I? 2105 02:19:06,554 --> 02:19:08,014 Julia Roberts. 2106 02:19:09,432 --> 02:19:11,351 For your nerves, baby. 2107 02:19:18,900 --> 02:19:21,361 What are you doing here? We agree do not meet each other in public. 2108 02:19:21,444 --> 02:19:24,364 - I said it was too difficult - I didn't know you'd be here 2109 02:19:24,406 --> 02:19:26,783 We have a game today. We always come here after the match. 2110 02:19:26,866 --> 02:19:29,703 - I said, I forgot - Whatever. 2111 02:19:31,371 --> 02:19:33,790 Because you are here, if you want to join us to drink 2112 02:19:34,874 --> 02:19:36,418 - I can't - You can't 2113 02:19:36,501 --> 02:19:38,378 I tried to tell you that I can't 2114 02:19:38,420 --> 02:19:40,880 There are no tables available, may be a moment. 2115 02:19:40,922 --> 02:19:44,175 Oh, this is too busy here, so we have to Maybe go to the movies too. 2116 02:19:44,217 --> 02:19:45,677 cool. 2117 02:19:56,396 --> 02:19:59,274 I didn't see you out there. 2118 02:19:59,357 --> 02:20:00,567 I came from behind. 2119 02:20:00,650 --> 02:20:04,612 I feel like an emergency part of the cobbler before I face a lot of people. 2120 02:20:04,696 --> 02:20:06,656 What about the girls? 2121 02:20:08,408 --> 02:20:10,577 That's gone 2122 02:20:12,078 --> 02:20:14,331 I miss anything 2123 02:20:14,414 --> 02:20:16,416 The same old song 2124 02:20:16,499 --> 02:20:19,544 Howie is talking about gay cinema. 2125 02:20:19,627 --> 02:20:22,464 Sometimes I wonder what you boys will do if you are not gay. 2126 02:20:22,547 --> 02:20:25,091 You don't have an identity. 2127 02:20:25,175 --> 02:20:28,762 It's easy if you can't talk about it. Now that's all you talk about. 2128 02:20:28,845 --> 02:20:31,681 You talk a lot about it that sometimes you forget about... 2129 02:20:31,765 --> 02:20:33,850 all the other things that you are. 2130 02:20:35,101 --> 02:20:37,228 When I see them, It feels very strange. 2131 02:20:37,312 --> 02:20:39,939 It's like I'm not even part of it. 2132 02:20:40,023 --> 02:20:42,359 They are all so much more interesting than me. 2133 02:20:44,069 --> 02:20:45,987 No, you know what? 2134 02:20:46,071 --> 02:20:48,073 I don't mind. Really, I don't. 2135 02:20:48,156 --> 02:20:50,325 I like interesting by associations. 2136 02:20:50,408 --> 02:20:53,620 This is the closest I've ever gotten to feel beautiful 2137 02:20:55,246 --> 02:20:56,956 Help me wear my clothes 2138 02:20:57,040 --> 02:21:00,168 Jack, you're not going to go out in the drag tonight 2139 02:21:00,251 --> 02:21:02,253 It's Saturday. Many people expect it. 2140 02:21:02,295 --> 02:21:05,715 The madness must be stopped. You don't Even like wearing women's clothes. 2141 02:21:05,799 --> 02:21:06,716 Is that so? 2142 02:21:06,800 --> 02:21:09,177 So it's embarrassing to drag artists everywhere. 2143 02:21:09,260 --> 02:21:11,262 Big sadness. 2144 02:21:11,304 --> 02:21:14,557 And it's really played The whole gay stereotype. 2145 02:21:14,641 --> 02:21:16,851 Again, big fucking deal. 2146 02:21:16,935 --> 02:21:19,396 And her breasts are always bent. 2147 02:21:20,146 --> 02:21:23,942 - not bad luck? Nobody ever told me that. - OK. 2148 02:21:23,983 --> 02:21:25,819 Here, come here. 2149 02:21:35,078 --> 02:21:37,956 I've never felt a man before. 2150 02:21:37,998 --> 02:21:39,332 There. That-- 2151 02:21:39,416 --> 02:21:41,626 Good. Zip me up, right? 2152 02:21:45,338 --> 02:21:47,465 Oh well. OK. 2153 02:21:52,762 --> 02:21:55,724 Everyone can't be the same, Patrick. 2154 02:21:55,807 --> 02:21:57,726 Everyone can't be straight. 2155 02:21:57,809 --> 02:22:00,729 Everyone can't be beautiful. 2156 02:22:00,812 --> 02:22:03,273 Some people are just gay and on average. 2157 02:22:08,153 --> 02:22:10,572 We are the strongest, I guess. 2158 02:22:29,007 --> 02:22:32,427 Hello, boy! Hello. 2159 02:22:32,510 --> 02:22:37,265 I'm sorry. I know we should start two hours ago. 2160 02:22:37,349 --> 02:22:41,561 But do you know what they say? It is better to be latent than never. 2161 02:22:41,644 --> 02:22:44,689 So to begin with, I want to do a little... 2162 02:22:44,773 --> 02:22:47,067 from my first platinum album... 2163 02:22:47,108 --> 02:22:48,943 Color of Jack. 2164 02:22:51,404 --> 02:22:53,531 Beat it, honey. 2165 02:22:55,408 --> 02:22:59,621 Should we join the women Yes, do it, let's join the women 2166 02:22:59,704 --> 02:23:03,583 And make a big woman 2167 02:23:07,420 --> 02:23:09,881 Are you sure you don't want to enter? 2168 02:23:09,964 --> 02:23:13,259 I did I'm not ready for that yet. 2169 02:23:13,301 --> 02:23:16,096 - I have the same number as Cole. - Don't worry I'll call 2170 02:23:16,179 --> 02:23:17,472 Good. 2171 02:23:17,555 --> 02:23:18,973 Good evening. 2172 02:23:19,057 --> 02:23:20,183 See you later 2173 02:23:23,853 --> 02:23:25,271 Just checking the page. I bet it's the fire department. 2174 02:23:41,287 --> 02:23:45,125 Which, incidentally, will be a record of time 2175 02:23:45,208 --> 02:23:47,669 Yes, but I only want to apologize in advance 2176 02:23:47,752 --> 02:23:51,006 - About Kevin - Oh, hey, no problem 2177 02:23:51,089 --> 02:23:54,217 2178 02:23:56,094 --> 02:23:58,263 Damn it. Damn it. 2179 02:23:58,346 --> 02:24:00,515 - What is that? - Impossible. This is my agent. 2180 02:24:00,598 --> 02:24:02,684 What did he say? 2181 02:24:02,767 --> 02:24:06,062 I got the share. I got a part in this film. 2182 02:24:06,146 --> 02:24:08,481 - You must be joking. - Oh, my God. 2183 02:24:08,523 --> 02:24:11,568 I left in a week to shoot for a month in Phoenix. 2184 02:24:11,651 --> 02:24:13,737 Damn it. I got the share in the movie Kip Rogers. 2185 02:24:13,820 --> 02:24:16,406 - I will watch a movie with Kip Rogers. - This is amazing. 2186 02:24:16,489 --> 02:24:17,949 No kidding. 2187 02:24:17,991 --> 02:24:21,286 - This is a small part, but, Jesus Christ - - I hear Kip Rogers is gay. 2188 02:24:21,328 --> 02:24:23,163 He is not gay. She is married. 2189 02:24:23,204 --> 02:24:25,415 I have to tell other people. They will be weird. 2190 02:24:29,169 --> 02:24:33,757 Try listening. Tell the other hags I'm leaving. See you tomorrow. 2191 02:24:33,840 --> 02:24:35,383 Where did you go? 2192 02:24:35,467 --> 02:24:37,344 To my sister. 2193 02:24:37,385 --> 02:24:40,597 To see if it's not too late to change My thoughts about this whole baby. 2194 02:24:40,680 --> 02:24:43,433 - What happened? - There is no. 2195 02:24:43,516 --> 02:24:47,312 Never happened That's the point. 2196 02:25:04,204 --> 02:25:07,374 You scared me. What are you doing here? 2197 02:25:07,457 --> 02:25:10,585 I think it's good that you're dating again 2198 02:25:12,045 --> 02:25:13,713 Yes, there he is. 2199 02:25:13,797 --> 02:25:17,884 And that's not what I gave you my agreement, but I agree. 2200 02:25:20,303 --> 02:25:23,014 - I go inside now - Wait Come on. 2201 02:25:23,056 --> 02:25:26,893 Just let me enter, just for a moment. 2202 02:25:26,935 --> 02:25:28,895 Until you go down? 2203 02:25:28,937 --> 02:25:31,231 - That's not true. - No, no. 2204 02:25:31,314 --> 02:25:33,233 You will be kind enough to share your latest theories... 2205 02:25:33,316 --> 02:25:36,152 about why Snagglepuss is the first gay cartoon character openly You know, if the memory works, it's your post-coital marijuana fire... 2206 02:25:36,236 --> 02:25:41,199 - who sent me running - That is an easy to use argument. 2207 02:25:41,241 --> 02:25:44,995 My smoker smokes is the source of all our problems? 2208 02:25:45,078 --> 02:25:47,455 God forbid that it was symptomatic of our chaotic relationship. 2209 02:25:47,539 --> 02:25:50,417 I am the one who learns relationships to make a living 2210 02:25:50,458 --> 02:25:53,795 - We are quite normal - normal? 2211 02:25:53,878 --> 02:25:56,589 2212 02:25:58,508 --> 02:26:02,429 When did you ever express physically dear outside the bedroom? 2213 02:26:02,470 --> 02:26:05,932 Do you know Brian actually took my hand in public tonight? 2214 02:26:06,016 --> 02:26:09,477 Do you know what it feels like? someone who is not afraid to do that? 2215 02:26:10,228 --> 02:26:14,941 You know, I congratulate Mr. Gorgeous on its existence - lack of existence. 2216 02:26:15,025 --> 02:26:17,193 So there you have it. 2217 02:26:18,611 --> 02:26:22,532 Brian is more handsome than you, so I'm a problem again But if he's ugly, you won't do it is here now Am I right? 2218 02:26:23,616 --> 02:26:26,494 Thank you for not answering. 2219 02:26:31,791 --> 02:26:33,668 You know, Howie, I didn't ask for much of you... 2220 02:26:37,797 --> 02:26:40,592 2221 02:26:40,633 --> 02:26:44,637 But it would be nice if your attraction For me has something to do with me. 2222 02:26:55,398 --> 02:26:58,068 My ex is dating a print model. 2223 02:26:58,151 --> 02:27:01,196 A blonde and goy print model named Brian. 2224 02:27:01,279 --> 02:27:03,782 Could it be possible to hit about more of my problems? 2225 02:27:03,865 --> 02:27:05,950 He can have a big penis. 2226 02:27:05,992 --> 02:27:08,286 Which of you hags recommended level eight I'm dying 2227 02:27:08,328 --> 02:27:10,955 - Let's take it to seven. - Six, and I have lunch. 2228 02:27:10,997 --> 02:27:12,999 That's an agreement. Maybe he just wants to win you back. 2229 02:27:13,083 --> 02:27:17,128 That's not mo.o Marshall. Unlike me, He doesn't have a revenge bone inside him. 2230 02:27:17,212 --> 02:27:20,507 - Meanwhile-- - You have the weirdest taste. 2231 02:27:20,548 --> 02:27:22,050 - suing me. - I don't understand For months you were guilty that you ended the relationship 2232 02:27:22,133 --> 02:27:24,386 - He moved and you sound worse. - Because of my guilt, I can control it. 2233 02:27:24,469 --> 02:27:27,847 This is my mistake. Jealousy really escaped my hand. 2234 02:27:27,931 --> 02:27:31,351 I'm with Dennis. How can you be jealous about something you gave up? 2235 02:27:31,434 --> 02:27:34,896 I don't know I just know it's over... 2236 02:27:34,979 --> 02:27:36,856 and you will not be able to catch me there is a cycle of mourning By the way, I haven't seen Princess Taylor all week. 2237 02:27:36,898 --> 02:27:39,359 2238 02:27:39,401 --> 02:27:41,528 2239 02:27:41,611 --> 02:27:44,489 He has curled up on the couch, watching the old Joan Crawford movie. 2240 02:27:44,531 --> 02:27:47,200 When I asked him what was wrong, he gave me this look scary and murmured... 2241 02:27:47,283 --> 02:27:50,787 - "Stage five, phase five." - Stage of revenge. 2242 02:27:50,870 --> 02:27:53,456 If I were you, I would delete it all sharp objects from home. 2243 02:27:53,540 --> 02:27:56,960 Is that what they taught you? in school today, young Sigmund? 2244 02:27:57,043 --> 02:27:59,379 Guys, is that girl from "Young and the Restless?" 2245 02:27:59,462 --> 02:28:01,214 I'm very over "Y & R." 2246 02:28:01,256 --> 02:28:04,843 You're glad he called, But you don't want to sleep with him? 2247 02:28:04,926 --> 02:28:07,095 Even if I want to sleep with him, I don't want to 2248 02:28:07,178 --> 02:28:09,723 - So you want to sleep with him. - Why always about that? 2249 02:28:09,806 --> 02:28:12,058 You don't see what happened to us We get out of the closet, we get a heart stepping like a Twister game... 2250 02:28:12,142 --> 02:28:15,854 and we are more bitter than we are in the closet. 2251 02:28:15,895 --> 02:28:18,356 The only thing that makes us incomplete Despair is the friendship that we develop. 2252 02:28:18,398 --> 02:28:21,901 I just want him to see it before it's too late. 2253 02:28:21,985 --> 02:28:24,070 Before he gets tired, like us. 2254 02:28:24,154 --> 02:28:27,532 Interesting. What you want to do is to save yourself by saving Kevin. 2255 02:28:27,574 --> 02:28:31,077 - This is a classic projection. - you have not answered my question 2256 02:28:31,161 --> 02:28:33,246 2257 02:28:33,330 --> 02:28:36,374 - No, I don't want to sleep with him. - bullshit 2258 02:28:38,335 --> 02:28:41,046 - Benji is talking to an Idaho man. - Who is that? 2259 02:28:41,087 --> 02:28:43,757 Idaho Guy is Benji's latest crush. 2260 02:28:43,840 --> 02:28:46,593 He has worked strategically close to him for weeks... 2261 02:28:46,676 --> 02:28:48,595 with the hope Guy Idaho will pay attention. 2262 02:28:48,678 --> 02:28:52,098 Why did you call him Idaho Guy? 2263 02:28:52,140 --> 02:28:55,143 I don't know She's just kind Looks like she's from Idaho. 2264 02:28:55,226 --> 02:28:57,896 That's not really one from better us. 2265 02:28:57,937 --> 02:28:59,272 I panicked. 2266 02:28:59,356 --> 02:29:03,109 I was in the middle of my squat and he came and just gave me these tips. 2267 02:29:03,151 --> 02:29:06,613 Is that like fate or what? Maybe I should get the telephone number. 2268 02:29:06,654 --> 02:29:10,116 No way, little Benjamin. Gym rabbit makes a bad name for all of us 2269 02:29:10,200 --> 02:29:12,786 Their lives revolve around sex and protein shakes. 2270 02:29:12,869 --> 02:29:14,371 And a sedative cat. 2271 02:29:14,454 --> 02:29:18,416 If you intend to experience joy a bitter and codependent relationship... 2272 02:29:18,500 --> 02:29:20,085 it won't happen with a rabbit gym. 2273 02:29:20,168 --> 02:29:22,671 I don't care I will go back there. 2274 02:29:22,754 --> 02:29:27,050 Hi. I turn and you go. I want to give you this. 2275 02:29:28,468 --> 02:29:30,178 This is my number. 2276 02:29:31,096 --> 02:29:33,807 Give me a phone if you want Yes, of course. 2277 02:29:35,517 --> 02:29:36,976 It will be cold. 2278 02:29:37,060 --> 02:29:38,978 2279 02:30:02,836 --> 02:30:05,005 There are no improvements. 2280 02:30:05,088 --> 02:30:07,507 I didn't pack a jacket. 2281 02:30:07,549 --> 02:30:09,592 I hope Phoenix isn't cold at night 2282 02:30:09,676 --> 02:30:11,428 Should we call a doctor? 2283 02:30:17,308 --> 02:30:20,687 He will be fine. Only as long because it doesn't start boiling rabbits. 2284 02:30:24,315 --> 02:30:26,484 Do you know what? I almost forgot to tell you. 2285 02:30:26,526 --> 02:30:28,737 Kevin's child is calling when you are in the gym. 2286 02:30:28,820 --> 02:30:31,281 - He did? - He said to call him back. 2287 02:30:31,364 --> 02:30:34,242 Although it sounds cold. I hope he doesn't hate me. 2288 02:30:34,326 --> 02:30:35,827 They never hate you. 2289 02:30:36,995 --> 02:30:39,706 Funny, isn't it? I will hate me. 2290 02:30:39,789 --> 02:30:43,960 Now, if it makes you feel better, I hate you too 2291 02:30:44,044 --> 02:30:46,588 - Good luck. - Thank you very much. 2292 02:31:05,982 --> 02:31:09,361 - "What took him so long?" - I don't know It will only be one more minute. I have to call. 2293 02:31:12,614 --> 02:31:15,075 A telephone call? I know he will draw nonsense. 2294 02:31:15,158 --> 02:31:18,620 - Patrick, what happened? - I can't do it 2295 02:31:18,703 --> 02:31:21,206 - I need materials - They don't have ingredients? 2296 02:31:21,289 --> 02:31:25,627 Well, the whole "hustler" of the oeuvre doesn't really help my goal now. 2297 02:31:25,710 --> 02:31:29,005 God. It's a shame can even be seen here. 2298 02:31:30,298 --> 02:31:33,760 - Do you bring the savings? - You owe me so much for this, hag. 2299 02:31:33,843 --> 02:31:36,638 2300 02:31:36,721 --> 02:31:39,224 You know my problem by buying porn 2301 02:31:42,852 --> 02:31:44,270 Speed up! 2302 02:31:53,738 --> 02:31:57,117 - Hey, sorry I'm late - Oh, no, this is cool. 2303 02:31:58,827 --> 02:32:00,787 The crank 2304 02:32:14,217 --> 02:32:16,803 Call it crazy, but I have this theory 2305 02:32:16,886 --> 02:32:19,305 Bear with me I believe that there is a gay number 2306 02:32:19,389 --> 02:32:21,433 - gay number - Yeah. 2307 02:32:23,977 --> 02:32:26,146 Have you ever thought about it? to number 38? 2308 02:32:26,229 --> 02:32:29,357 I've seen this From the previous thing, Detective. 2309 02:32:43,330 --> 02:32:46,166 The victims in the Miranda case are done in the same way. 2310 02:32:46,249 --> 02:32:49,794 Cut. That's perfect. Printing. 2311 02:32:49,878 --> 02:32:53,048 I am very happy that Sharon is managing us. 2312 02:33:22,994 --> 02:33:25,705 2313 02:33:25,789 --> 02:33:29,292 He mentioned you at the last cleaning, But he said you were involved. 2314 02:33:30,627 --> 02:33:34,464 - first - Well, I know how it goes. 2315 02:33:34,547 --> 02:33:38,009 I am in this long-term relationship with this person once for five months. 2316 02:33:38,051 --> 02:33:41,596 Five months and he broke up with me. He broke up with me. 2317 02:33:41,680 --> 02:33:45,350 He says I talk too much. Isn't that so the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? 2318 02:33:45,433 --> 02:33:47,394 Because I'm listening. 2319 02:34:14,254 --> 02:34:17,757 I know what you think. Why do gay men want to be gynos? 2320 02:34:17,841 --> 02:34:20,719 I mean, most gay men can't even say the word "vagina"... 2321 02:34:20,760 --> 02:34:23,054 let alone look at them all day long. 2322 02:34:23,096 --> 02:34:26,099 But it never really bothered me. I mean, it's just a word, right? 2323 02:34:26,182 --> 02:34:28,727 Vagina, vagina, vagina. 2324 02:34:30,687 --> 02:34:32,689 That's just a word, right? 2325 02:34:32,772 --> 02:34:35,400 I will tell you the word that kind of gets me, though. 2326 02:34:35,483 --> 02:34:36,943 Clitoris. 2327 02:34:49,873 --> 02:34:51,374 Why am I trembling? 2328 02:34:51,458 --> 02:34:53,543 This is your first gay club. You must be nervous. 2329 02:34:53,626 --> 02:34:56,129 If someone attacks you, just say to them that you are with me Nice to meet you again. Things better with farewell, I take it? 2330 02:34:56,212 --> 02:34:59,007 - Disconnect? - With Paul? 2331 02:34:59,090 --> 02:35:00,717 Who is Paul? 2332 02:35:00,800 --> 02:35:02,135 This is phase six. 2333 02:35:02,177 --> 02:35:04,262 This is denial. 2334 02:35:04,304 --> 02:35:06,848 Wow. 2335 02:35:06,931 --> 02:35:08,016 2336 02:35:24,366 --> 02:35:26,159 God. 2337 02:35:26,242 --> 02:35:28,161 I've been looking for for you all night - Do you want to drink? - No, I have water here somewhere. 2338 02:35:28,244 --> 02:35:31,206 - Where is the Idaho Guy? - Where is your new boyfriend? 2339 02:35:31,289 --> 02:35:33,917 Dance floor. 2340 02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:35,585 You are all here Come on. Come and dance. 2341 02:35:35,669 --> 02:35:38,213 Fly, young. Fly like the wind. 2342 02:35:38,296 --> 02:35:40,965 Come on. Dance with your mother 2343 02:35:41,007 --> 02:35:42,967 - So what do you think? Ecstasy? - I don't know Maybe K. 2344 02:35:44,761 --> 02:35:48,431 Should we talk to him? 2345 02:35:48,515 --> 02:35:50,016 They said, completed their fourth shot. 2346 02:35:50,100 --> 02:35:52,352 We are all messed with things and you know it. 2347 02:35:52,435 --> 02:35:54,646 2348 02:35:54,688 --> 02:35:56,815 He just has fun. Let's go dance. 2349 02:35:56,856 --> 02:35:59,526 Dancing? Here to attract men, remember? 2350 02:35:59,609 --> 02:36:01,695 Speak for yourself. This body wants a groove. 2351 02:36:01,778 --> 02:36:03,196 Come on. 2352 02:36:04,406 --> 02:36:06,950 Howie? Howie Mixner? 2353 02:36:07,033 --> 02:36:10,078 Barry. Did we have dinner a few weeks ago? 2354 02:37:06,551 --> 02:37:08,303 I got one. 2355 02:37:08,386 --> 02:37:12,265 Who will you kick out of bed? Morley Safer or Mike Wallace? 2356 02:37:12,349 --> 02:37:16,061 Okay, I believe this requires a Daiquiri break - I will say safer - Safer along the way. 2357 02:37:16,102 --> 02:37:18,938 But I will kick them both from the bed for Ed Bradley around 1 980. 2358 02:37:19,022 --> 02:37:22,817 2359 02:37:22,901 --> 02:37:26,321 I'll kick Wallace. He always pisses me off. 2360 02:37:26,404 --> 02:37:27,697 Who has 30? 2361 02:37:27,781 --> 02:37:31,785 - What are you doing outside? - I get the basis 2362 02:37:31,868 --> 02:37:34,996 This is July 4th. You don't have a base yet 2363 02:37:35,080 --> 02:37:37,123 Have you heard from a movie star? 2364 02:37:37,207 --> 02:37:39,334 He only calls once a month. I miss him. 2365 02:37:39,417 --> 02:37:41,795 He's too busy getting shtupped by Kip Rogers 2366 02:37:41,878 --> 02:37:43,797 When will you end the fact that only because... 2367 02:37:43,880 --> 02:37:46,633 every gay man in America wants Kip Rogers to be gay... 2368 02:37:46,675 --> 02:37:48,760 that doesn't mean he's gay 2369 02:37:48,843 --> 02:37:51,012 Do you know what? I have to go 2370 02:37:51,096 --> 02:37:53,765 - You don't live for a party? - I have to make an appearance... 2371 02:37:53,807 --> 02:37:55,767 at my parents' barbecue - Have fun. - See you later - I have something else - Who will you kick out of bed? 2372 02:37:59,479 --> 02:38:01,189 Grimace is it or Hamburglar? 2373 02:38:01,272 --> 02:38:03,733 - God. - What? 2374 02:38:03,817 --> 02:38:05,777 - That's good - What does Homo say? Homo says party lighting is bad. 2375 02:38:05,860 --> 02:38:07,821 Exit. 2376 02:38:07,904 --> 02:38:10,824 - Do you lock the door? - I don't remember 2377 02:38:11,658 --> 02:38:13,368 Dirt. One second! 2378 02:38:14,619 --> 02:38:16,079 Yes? 2379 02:38:20,083 --> 02:38:23,128 - You will shoot at five. - great 2380 02:38:23,169 --> 02:38:25,839 - Alright. Cappuccino? - No, no. No, thank you. 2381 02:38:36,182 --> 02:38:37,392 2382 02:38:37,475 --> 02:38:39,644 2383 02:38:39,728 --> 02:38:43,648 2384 02:38:43,690 --> 02:38:46,026 - I'll see you out there - Fine. OK. 2385 02:38:55,618 --> 02:38:58,580 - Almost. - A little too close. 2386 02:39:02,709 --> 02:39:04,294 I have to cancel it tonight. 2387 02:39:04,377 --> 02:39:07,339 My PR want me to do this "Access Hollywood" interview. 2388 02:39:07,422 --> 02:39:10,008 Today is my last shooting day. I'm leaving tomorrow. 2389 02:39:10,091 --> 02:39:13,178 - What do you want me to do? - Cancel it 2390 02:39:13,261 --> 02:39:15,388 - Tell them that you can't do it. - For what reason? 2391 02:39:15,472 --> 02:39:18,933 "Sorry, I have a plan to have dinner together The beautiful boy is extra sleep." 2392 02:39:20,018 --> 02:39:22,896 - I'm not extra - That's not what I meant. 2393 02:39:22,979 --> 02:39:25,231 They took my picture here for four weeks 2394 02:39:25,273 --> 02:39:28,777 My part is an integral part of the plot. I have seven lines of dialogue. 2395 02:39:28,860 --> 02:39:31,905 - I'm not extra damn. - Alright alright. 2396 02:39:31,988 --> 02:39:34,282 I'm sorry I call you extra. 2397 02:39:36,201 --> 02:39:39,621 I will redeem it for you I will fly to L.A. this weekend. 2398 02:39:39,704 --> 02:39:42,582 We will go to a wise place for dinner. 2399 02:39:42,666 --> 02:39:45,085 - OK? - Well. 2400 02:39:46,419 --> 02:39:47,879 Good. 2401 02:39:50,423 --> 02:39:54,052 Wait for about ten minutes. Make sure no one saw you before you left 2402 02:40:08,525 --> 02:40:11,695 Hey, have fun? Well. 2403 02:40:18,785 --> 02:40:21,329 Hey, here it is How are you? 2404 02:40:21,413 --> 02:40:23,665 Everything okay? 2405 02:40:25,250 --> 02:40:27,168 What happened? 2406 02:40:29,087 --> 02:40:31,715 You tell your parents. 2407 02:40:35,635 --> 02:40:37,178 2408 02:40:37,971 --> 02:40:39,305 It's just slipping out. 2409 02:40:39,389 --> 02:40:43,810 The three of us are in the kitchen, helping them with desserts... 2410 02:40:43,852 --> 02:40:47,313 and my mother explained that she had made a lime cake. 2411 02:40:48,356 --> 02:40:52,152 I said, "Very good. I like lime cake, and I'm gay." 2412 02:40:53,445 --> 02:40:55,530 I'm sure he wants it He made apple pie 2413 02:40:59,951 --> 02:41:01,494 They're great, Dennis. 2414 02:41:01,578 --> 02:41:05,332 And then I started thinking, why am I so afraid to tell them? 2415 02:41:05,373 --> 02:41:08,460 Why am I so scared? to tell everyone 2416 02:41:09,502 --> 02:41:13,131 - If I don't meet you - - Oh, I don't do anything 2417 02:42:00,011 --> 02:42:01,554 Morning. 2418 02:42:05,975 --> 02:42:08,561 We will be late for the game 2419 02:42:15,902 --> 02:42:20,573 Again for violations, dear children Again! 2420 02:42:23,910 --> 02:42:26,997 This is the highlight of the irony, really. 2421 02:42:27,080 --> 02:42:30,166 Here it is, the ninth bottom. Three people on. Two out 2422 02:42:30,250 --> 02:42:32,002 Our players who are least able to go to the bat. 2423 02:42:32,085 --> 02:42:34,838 We're one of them from our first win... 2424 02:42:34,921 --> 02:42:40,010 or three attacks away from going down as the worst softball team in history. 2425 02:42:40,093 --> 02:42:42,512 If we can get it to hit the left side of the field. 2426 02:42:42,595 --> 02:42:46,224 The sad thing is, He caught much better than me. 2427 02:42:49,686 --> 02:42:52,439 Come on, Taylor. You can do it. Come on. 2428 02:43:10,582 --> 02:43:12,500 Attaboy! 2429 02:43:16,379 --> 02:43:18,923 Sweet is the use misery 2430 02:43:54,417 --> 02:43:57,504 "Sweet is its use misery... 2431 02:43:57,587 --> 02:44:01,549 which, like frogs, _ is ugly and venomous... 2432 02:44:01,633 --> 02:44:04,928 uses a precious gem on its head And this is our life... 2433 02:44:05,011 --> 02:44:07,514 excluded from haunting the public... 2434 02:44:07,597 --> 02:44:10,141 finding tongues and trees... 2435 02:44:10,225 --> 02:44:13,436 books in running brooks... 2436 02:44:13,520 --> 02:44:16,147 sermons on stone... 2437 02:44:16,189 --> 02:44:18,817 and good at everything. " 2438 02:44:18,858 --> 02:44:22,195 Jack is a fan of Shakespeare. 2439 02:44:22,237 --> 02:44:24,614 The part of "As You Like It" is his favorite He definitely wants me to share with you today Besides that, I'm not good with words. 2440 02:44:24,698 --> 02:44:28,785 2441 02:44:28,868 --> 02:44:31,913 2442 02:44:33,039 --> 02:44:36,459 2443 02:44:36,543 --> 02:44:37,669 That's Jack. 2444 02:44:42,215 --> 02:44:45,093 I will only play something. 2445 02:44:45,176 --> 02:44:48,847 Hopefully, wherever Jack... 2446 02:44:48,930 --> 02:44:51,141 he will sing together 2447 02:45:04,738 --> 02:45:06,698 That's what Jack saw in him. 2448 02:45:27,010 --> 02:45:29,846 - So where is Brian? - Get a car 2449 02:45:36,186 --> 02:45:38,104 You look great You don't need to say anything because I stand in front of you I'm not just saying it. 2450 02:45:41,316 --> 02:45:45,612 Thank you. 2451 02:45:45,695 --> 02:45:48,531 I quit smoking. 2452 02:45:50,075 --> 02:45:51,951 Not because we don't date. No, this isn't because of Brian. I just-- 2453 02:45:54,454 --> 02:45:56,873 That's just time. 2454 02:45:56,956 --> 02:46:00,418 It's strange how you could need something for so long and then just... 2455 02:46:02,253 --> 02:46:04,631 2456 02:46:05,924 --> 02:46:09,803 2457 02:46:09,886 --> 02:46:11,388 no longer needed 2458 02:46:11,471 --> 02:46:13,390 Like that. 2459 02:46:29,781 --> 02:46:33,368 It's strange, you know. It looks like he's still here. 2460 02:46:34,160 --> 02:46:37,038 You are doing something now, isn't it? 2461 02:46:37,122 --> 02:46:41,042 - Excuse me? - You're late You look like garbage 2462 02:46:41,126 --> 02:46:43,962 - What did the boyfriend give you? - He doesn't give me anything 2463 02:46:44,004 --> 02:46:46,631 I look like a damn thing because I've been crying for the past two days Unlike you, who hasn't shed tears, you jerk 2464 02:46:46,673 --> 02:46:49,175 - He wants to make sure you're okay - We all do it 2465 02:46:49,259 --> 02:46:51,970 That's bullshit. Because I have a girlfriend None of you even call. 2466 02:46:52,012 --> 02:46:54,347 2467 02:46:54,431 --> 02:46:57,600 - You stopped calling us - That's such nonsense. 2468 02:46:57,684 --> 02:47:01,062 Admit that you didn't speak to me because I was in a relationship and not. 2469 02:47:01,146 --> 02:47:03,398 You are a boy's toy for several weeks 2470 02:47:03,481 --> 02:47:05,567 That doesn't mean a relationship. 2471 02:47:05,650 --> 02:47:08,445 That's more than you have ever had, you're ugly fuck 2472 02:47:12,907 --> 02:47:15,368 The friend... 2473 02:47:15,410 --> 02:47:17,370 they are not like us When they leave, When they are together, they are happy. 2474 02:47:17,454 --> 02:47:21,082 We always suffer a lot. 2475 02:47:21,166 --> 02:47:23,626 We make each other miserable. 2476 02:47:23,710 --> 02:47:27,047 Why? 2477 02:47:27,088 --> 02:47:29,549 Is that a bad thing Being happy? 2478 02:47:29,591 --> 02:47:31,760 2479 02:47:31,843 --> 02:47:34,763 That's if you have to pay a 30 dollar tab for that, yes 2480 02:47:41,436 --> 02:47:44,481 - What do you miss? - You don't even want to know 2481 02:47:44,564 --> 02:47:48,151 Just talking to Purple Guy. He said he would meet us at the bar. 2482 02:47:48,234 --> 02:47:51,780 I can't go I should have dinner with some people from the film. 2483 02:47:51,863 --> 02:47:54,658 - Maybe I'll catch up. - Yeah. 2484 02:47:56,368 --> 02:47:58,787 I won't go too. I'll go home. 2485 02:47:58,870 --> 02:48:01,122 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 2486 02:48:12,467 --> 02:48:14,260 You have to go with them. 2487 02:48:14,302 --> 02:48:16,596 I thought maybe we could talk around that night. 2488 02:48:16,638 --> 02:48:20,767 - We haven't really discussed it yet - - Now isn't the right time. 2489 02:48:20,850 --> 02:48:23,812 - Can you tell me when? - I don't know But it's not here, not now. 2490 02:48:24,771 --> 02:48:27,482 You haven't even seen me since last night. 2491 02:48:27,565 --> 02:48:29,275 You've spent all week hiding behind this cemetery Hiding? What is that do you think I've done? 2492 02:48:29,359 --> 02:48:32,112 Can you imagine what was meant for me For us? 2493 02:48:32,195 --> 02:48:34,531 No, you can't. You can't know 2494 02:48:34,614 --> 02:48:38,076 So don't tell me I've been hiding. 2495 02:48:38,159 --> 02:48:40,495 All we do is relate. This is not a big problem. 2496 02:48:40,578 --> 02:48:43,540 We can talk about it later. 2497 02:48:43,623 --> 02:48:45,208 You're right. That's not a big problem. 2498 02:48:46,042 --> 02:48:49,587 2499 02:48:49,629 --> 02:48:52,298 2500 02:51:58,193 --> 02:52:00,153 2501 02:52:00,195 --> 02:52:01,654 2502 02:52:02,947 --> 02:52:04,199 2503 02:52:07,077 --> 02:52:08,995 2504 02:52:37,857 --> 02:52:39,984 2505 02:52:40,026 --> 02:52:42,529 2506 02:52:42,612 --> 02:52:45,740 2507 02:52:45,824 --> 02:52:47,826 2508 02:52:47,909 --> 02:52:50,495 2509 02:52:51,371 --> 02:52:53,331 2510 02:52:54,749 --> 02:52:58,211 2511 02:53:00,463 --> 02:53:01,923 2512 02:53:03,174 --> 02:53:05,802 2513 02:53:05,885 --> 02:53:09,472 You, a messy Senor, obviously come from sleeping with Kevin himself 2514 02:53:09,556 --> 02:53:12,517 - Does the cloud lift? - You guys, I don't know 2515 02:53:12,600 --> 02:53:15,228 I've been away all month. Why didn't you tell me something? 2516 02:53:15,311 --> 02:53:17,605 - You can help me out - That's a secret. 2517 02:53:18,356 --> 02:53:19,733 Great. 2518 02:53:19,774 --> 02:53:24,863 Once upon a time you were really a bastard Secrets are the only thing that matters. 2519 02:53:24,904 --> 02:53:26,322 Now I feel like trash. 2520 02:53:26,406 --> 02:53:30,118 I think it's scientific impossibility 2521 02:53:32,829 --> 02:53:35,248 - I'm sorry. - Yes, right. Do 2522 02:53:35,332 --> 02:53:37,250 I slept with Cole to get back to you 2523 02:53:37,334 --> 02:53:40,253 You did what you were supposed to do When you were 23 and just got out of the closet. 2524 02:53:40,337 --> 02:53:42,297 And you do it because I'm a jerk No problem. I am wrong. 2525 02:53:42,380 --> 02:53:44,382 No, Kevin. I am wrong. 2526 02:53:44,466 --> 02:53:46,926 When I sleep with you, I know that cannot lead to a relationship 2527 02:53:47,010 --> 02:53:50,430 And if there's something I've ever experienced trying to change lately about myself... 2528 02:53:50,513 --> 02:53:53,850 All right, that's how it must be. 2529 02:53:55,602 --> 02:53:57,604 Then, are you not interested in me? 2530 02:53:57,687 --> 02:53:59,898 Or of course I am. I've been crazy about you since you lit that damn candle. 2531 02:53:59,981 --> 02:54:04,402 - You are the wish - So what's the problem? 2532 02:54:10,450 --> 02:54:14,412 2533 02:54:16,456 --> 02:54:19,834 The problem is that I'm not ready for it yet 2534 02:54:19,918 --> 02:54:22,587 I think that... 2535 02:54:22,629 --> 02:54:25,965 all relationships will occur meet the right people... 2536 02:54:26,007 --> 02:54:28,134 but much more than that. 2537 02:54:28,218 --> 02:54:30,178 Like what? 2538 02:54:30,261 --> 02:54:34,683 Like the fact that I am 28 years old and the only thing I like is being gay. 2539 02:54:35,475 --> 02:54:38,103 - That's not true. - It is true. 2540 02:54:38,144 --> 02:54:41,147 And I'm fine with that. 2541 02:54:41,189 --> 02:54:45,276 I didn't have time to be gay for 25 years. I think I need a few arrests. 2542 02:54:48,405 --> 02:54:50,323 But I have to go forward. 2543 02:54:50,407 --> 02:54:53,451 I need to make my life something else... 2544 02:54:54,744 --> 02:54:58,873 not only my friends and the parties. 2545 02:54:58,957 --> 02:55:03,753 That's the only way to have something to give back to someone Do you see that? 2546 02:55:07,424 --> 02:55:09,467 Not if it's someone Much has to be done. 2547 02:55:17,976 --> 02:55:21,062 Hey, hag. 2548 02:55:45,211 --> 02:55:47,047 Why do you go and do it? like that? 2549 02:55:47,088 --> 02:55:49,549 I'm sorry, guys 2550 02:55:49,591 --> 02:55:50,967 - I'm sorry, Patrick - Hey, sorry too 2551 02:55:52,385 --> 02:55:55,513 I became Demi Moore at "St. Elmo's" now. 2552 02:55:58,433 --> 02:56:01,102 You can become Demi Moore. As long as I'm not Ally Sheedy. 2553 02:56:02,270 --> 02:56:05,065 - I can become Mare Winningham. - No one will fight you on that one. 2554 02:56:05,148 --> 02:56:09,486 - Which one should I get? - Rob Lowe. 2555 02:56:10,403 --> 02:56:13,323 2556 02:56:16,826 --> 02:56:19,245 Because you're fair is very funny. 2557 02:56:19,287 --> 02:56:21,247 You can't help yourself. 2558 02:56:35,762 --> 02:56:38,473 Marshall, I don't care if you're not alone Marshall, open it. 2559 02:56:40,308 --> 02:56:42,268 What are you doing? 2560 02:56:46,731 --> 02:56:49,484 This. 2561 02:56:49,567 --> 02:56:51,027 - Alright, there he is, jerk. - Brian. Please come in. 2562 02:56:51,111 --> 02:56:55,448 You once told me that you were waiting for me to wake up. 2563 02:57:01,246 --> 02:57:04,791 You don't wait long enough. 2564 02:57:04,874 --> 02:57:08,253 I have never woken up again than I am now. 2565 02:57:08,294 --> 02:57:10,630 And I admit it. I'm messed up. No matter who you are... 2566 02:57:11,798 --> 02:57:14,926 Something must be wrong with you and someone better out there. 2567 02:57:15,010 --> 02:57:18,430 2568 02:57:19,889 --> 02:57:22,267 And I hope that I can change that 2569 02:57:22,308 --> 02:57:26,021 I hope to return at any time that I don't appreciate you. 2570 02:57:26,104 --> 02:57:28,648 But I will tell you now... 2571 02:57:28,732 --> 02:57:30,650 I love you I still love you. And that has nothing to do with me. 2572 02:57:32,402 --> 02:57:36,072 It has nothing to do with his handsome look. 2573 02:57:36,156 --> 02:57:38,867 This has to do with you. 2574 02:57:38,950 --> 02:57:42,495 Because you are sweet, you are charming and... 2575 02:57:42,579 --> 02:57:46,249 not complicated 2576 02:57:47,542 --> 02:57:49,669 And you're so beautiful. 2577 02:57:49,753 --> 02:57:52,172 I hope you are happy together. I hope this... 2578 02:57:52,255 --> 02:57:56,176 work out and that he everything you need... 2579 02:57:57,510 --> 02:58:01,014 because you deserve it. 2580 02:58:01,097 --> 02:58:03,016 2581 02:58:03,099 --> 02:58:07,145 But if he doesn't and it ends, I will be there. 2582 02:58:09,939 --> 02:58:12,984 It's my turn to wait, and I'll wait long enough. 2583 02:58:37,217 --> 02:58:39,761 - "You really don't need to be here." - "Okay, I'm here..." 2584 02:58:39,844 --> 02:58:42,013 because Anne already showed and she asked me to be here... 2585 02:58:42,097 --> 02:58:45,225 and because baby books say this is an emotional event. 2586 02:58:45,308 --> 02:58:48,353 And no matter how hard you think you might need someone. 2587 02:58:48,436 --> 02:58:51,481 - is this ready? - Not. It takes a second to pass. 2588 02:58:51,564 --> 02:58:54,693 Why don't you just sit down? and let the person do his work? 2589 02:58:54,734 --> 02:58:58,238 - Why don't you bite me? - Why don't you suck my bow? 2590 02:58:58,321 --> 02:59:00,365 - If I suck on breasts - - Excuse me. 2591 02:59:01,324 --> 02:59:03,618 It's ready now. 2592 02:59:07,414 --> 02:59:08,581 That's the baby. 2593 02:59:25,932 --> 02:59:29,269 Miss Thing, anywhere? I already the restaurant is full. I am a short waiter. 2594 02:59:29,310 --> 02:59:31,062 I closed my house. Forgive me. 2595 02:59:31,146 --> 02:59:33,898 Sorry not to feed the bulldog, sugar. Get your apron Question. How much does Purple Guy pay you to be like a bitch? 2596 02:59:33,940 --> 02:59:37,569