That Cameron Diaz is hot. Have you seen the new F-150?
Dude, this is very big.
I imagine after the Laker match, I'll do it Go to Dublin, take some brewskies.
No way, bro. No one took it on Monday.
- This is a total sausage on a Saturday night. - Do you see that Saxon is traded?
How annoying. The line will be unlucky now.
Amen, boyfriend.
- What did I say? - We did it well.
There is no straight person who doesn't see anyone except his girlfriend as "boyfriend".
But I'm very butch when I say it
Good. I don't care that I'm lost. I hate games. Where is the check?
You must be proud to be lost.
The whole exercise is unknown, demoralizing cases of making fun of themselves.
This is from the person who brought us, "Nobody took it there on Monday."
- It's different. - I agree.
If Larry Kramer knows this is how gay men spend their time, he will be disabled.
Larry Kramer can blow me, okay?
This is fun.
In addition, it is 5 minutes and 32 seconds.
- Group record - Meanwhile...
I said before -
Can I have a double moka steroid?
- I can't help it I'm a bunny sports rabbit. - dirty
Yes, Benji, you are the lost cause.
I hate this city. Everyone is more handsome than me.
- Have fun, Jan. You will make a team. - I'm serious.
Fuck off.
This is from the three of us.
And you wrap it with your pants.
That's very funny.
- "Love, it's me." - That's a joke.
You are the only one of us who has never complained about not having a boyfriend.
Certain individuals are unfamiliar with the real Dennis...
may interpret it lack of desire for partners...
as a defense mechanism, wall.
In this case, this text will serve you in overcoming your emotional blockage...
and open yourself for possible relationships.
Okay, instructions are taken. Come on. Gathering only
I can't take pictures. I look terrible now.
I'm really honest Wait a minute. Look at this.
- Actually, this isn't bad. - Well.
Good. Good light there. Go away. Let's go.
Alright.
Meanwhile--
Many people ask me When I first knew I was gay.
In fact, I don't know. Don't remember But what I remember...
What I can remember is the moment I first realized it was fine.
- "That's when I met these people..." - Thank you.
my friend.
I still need to find a home gift for my brother and Clubber Lang.
He has been your sister's girlfriend for five years.
Don't you think of you two? have to get along?
Meanwhile, don't look now, but right behind me -
I can kill you You act like he will never know we are checking it out.
He doesn't even know I'm homo if I'm not here with you -
a cart full of kitchen utensils.
What planet do you live in?
Not people in this shop don't want to choose you from a homo tree in a second.
- Keep telling yourself that. - You don't believe me Good. I'm sorry, miss Excuse me, miss?
Can you come here for a moment?
This man, you've never seen it before in your whole life right?
Tell me, which one is: gay, not gay?
I have to say big fag.
- The first thing I want to say, Larry-- - Lawrence.
- Remember my thing with that? - Right
Anyway, Lawrence, the last two weeks...
that we have gone out...
has been some of the best moments in my boyfriend's career.
We have laughed, we have learned...
We have tripped fantastic light.
However, I only...
feeling like something just doesn't work
What do you think, honey?
I'm not sure Fold your arm
Oh, my God, yeah. Big nellie.
No, okay? This is me.
I'm a broken part, and you want to know why?
That's because deep down...
I'm a lonely person.
Did you read that? from your hand
What? Not.
You are. You really read the script
These are just a few notes. I want to to make sure I say the right thing.
Oh, give me a bad break.
Fantastic light You don't even know what it is.
What?
Get APB in Caucasian men, brown hair and eyes...
160 pounds, 5-foot-11.
Suspects are unarmed and different characteristics of homosexual men.
That's how I call you in me.
You know, you're worse than all the boys' combined muscles.
At least they don't expect to want a relationship
I never said that I want a relationship
- Then what do you want? - Something casual.
Linen sports jackets are normal. Swimwear is normal.
- Damn someone unusual. - Well.
While we discuss this issue...
if there are certain rumors your sexual tendencies...
starts popping up around the city, You will know who started it.
Have a nice evening, boys down
That's crap like that!
I'm not in the mood for one of your scolding As a person in a long-term relationship, I will tell you
- What you do is sick - Whatever.
Number one, you work here This is bad taste.
Number two, if you want to break up with someone...
have the courtesy to give them with better lighting.
I heard that, ingrate. Oh, time record, Casanova.
You can start the shift early.
Roberto, how are you cutting them with, chain saws?
This is bruschetta. Thinly slice tomatoes.
Jack, that's Javier. Roberto is his brother.
If he cuts the tomato correctly, I'll call him Phyllis if he wants.
As a person in a long-term relationship...
I don't see how you will ever go find happiness with one person...
if you don't improve your way
You don't start a sentence with, "as someone in a long term relationship"?
This speaks of my authority in terms of heart.
-It talks about your boyfriend's madness. -Hi, friends.
- Thank God. - You are late.
Sorry, but, you know, this is my birthday Sorry not to feed the bulldog, sugar. Go to work.
Seeing your prey on the side of the road. Good work.
The last time I used an audition to break up with someone Did you come to the party, Jack?
I just wrapped 1 00 pcs of in prosciutto to keep warm.
You didn't Push up!
I can't let you have a birthday without giving you...
at least a little bit of the tastes and talents of my boss.
And besides that, see what I got today
Broken Hearts T-shirts.
I will register interest parties overnight.
Please, I begged you, there were no softball teams this year
There are no softball teams this year. There are no softball teams this year.
Are you crazy? What do you know about P. P. This is for a restaurant?
It can't be good. We lost every game we played last year.
Two of the teams only have four people.
Nothing forces you two to play, but remember who paid your bill
Leslie, Queen Bitchtar, your people came to take you home
Good night, Patrick. This is your sister I'll be there.
What's wrong with lesbians? and candles?
I just got home from work, and I'm not in the mood for your bullshit.
I see...
what is the prize
This is a household gift for Anne
It's two months late
Looks like a coffee maker.
Now, you can close your mouth because it's a surprise.
Oh, we already have a coffee maker.
I've seen the old one. This one is much better.
We got rid of that one. He didn't tell you?
We have a new Webb 3000.
- Do you already have Webb 3000? - Do not worry dear.
This is not the first time that has returned one of your gifts So Anne said that you were jealous of the vibrator How do I look?
- good Where is Hansel and Gretel? - That's smart.
- Are you sure you don't want to come? - No, thank you.
- He said it would be mixed. - The last time he said that...
there are 60 men, 3 women and parrots...
and the parrot starts more attention than women.
The parrot knows the words for "Material Girl."
Can we?
Do you have to do that here? We are two blocks from home!
Parties make me nervous.
- I'm relaxed - Can you relax legally?
- What if we can pull over? - What will the police do?
For starters, all things are interesting.
If we don't go home together tonight, You will understand.
- Don't do this - Everything?
This eleventh routine. This really makes me demoralized.
I haven't broken anything here...
because there is nonsense here was broken down two months ago.
But we are still sleeping together.
We slept together because we got fucking friendships...
not because we are girlfriends.
- I don't want to talk about this - You don't want to talk
You just want to smoke a pan, watch the damn Cartoon Network.
What should be discussed? We are the ex-girlfriend who is still screwed.
I want more. You don't
I survived because I love you.
I waited desperately for today You are calm, wake up...
and realize that you love me You survive because it's easy.
If you say it like that, I sound like a bastard.
Okay wait. Hold it. First television crush
Oh, easy. John-Boy Walton.
Yes, honey, I always want it The last one says good night to him.
- No, the mole. - I am Matthew Laborteaux.
- Who is that? - Albert from "Small House".
Wait a minute. That is morphine an addicted episode, right?
- How do you know? - Because you have something for a bad boy.
The valley flow is quite clear to reflect even hair or mustache.
Why do I have to look after this mirror?
See, as an artist, it's very important that I reject the mirror for current.
Right.
I will drink. Do you want to stay here or -
Definitely.
I mean, you know, whatever.
So what about you and Benji? know each other?
We fold jeans in Structure.
Okay, my first television crush: Man of Water.
Water Man? Are you kidding?
No, you laugh, but he has blond hair and he builds swimmers.
I don't like blondes though.
- Swimmer? - That's a lot of bullshit.
Listen, boy, I won't leave this party...
until you register...
to be the best team in the West Hollywood Softball League...
Broken Hearts!
So come here and enter, guys
Drinks are free for signatures!
Oh, they will all stop after we lose the first game.
- That looks good, actually. - Do not do it
I have to let it be set at least - God.
- guess who is outside - Who?
J. Crew guy from new year
- no bullshit at my party? - Yeah.
Come here.
Over there a dining table talking with a group of his friends.
That's it. Oh, my God.
Close the door.
This is your birthday star shines on you
We were barely connected last time. He might not even remember me.
How about you? Have luck with colleagues?
Who has the opportunity? Cole moved immediately.
I only live with him.
That won't work. The man is a total beginner.
- Never said he's gay. - no nonsense You can choose them.
I know. I can't help myself.
They remind me how great It used to feel, you know.
When you first leave, and every man in that room is just--
Possible.
Yes.
Then you find out we are a possibility
- Oh shit. - What?
Just like a Zen master, You have to struggle to find freshness...
in your worldly duties.
That, of course, becomes the retail world.
I really understand what you mean
The book. He is unstoppable with the book.
What's the book?
Some books about Zen lessons he found on Dennis's shelf.
One of the former Cole told him without any opinion about...
so he thinks it's the best If he comes out and takes some.
Stupid, beautiful people shouldn't be allowed to use literature...
When competing in a pickup pool.
It's like bald people wearing hats.
This is deceptive.
- You opened my gift? - Not. Which one is that?
- There. - I do not know it
Where is Paul? He hasn't answered my page all day.
Love, it's me
This really helped me in preparing myself to love Paul.
- thank you dear - Same dear.
I will put it with my other two copies.
I want to know if there's more ice
Ice.
Yes, there is ice...
and I will get it.
Hear! The party is calling.
From the New Year, right?
I'm not sure you will remember me.
Alright
I really didn't enter here for this.
That's my decoration.
And, you have to go upstairs. This is Taylor.
You must be joking.
- What happened? - Paul finally called Taylor back.
From Hawaii, where he vacationed with his new boyfriend.
There is no Streisand, no Bette, no Judy.
No. OK, here.
"Beach" soundtrack.
Oh, thank God. Track four.
I just heard it.
I was left for another man.
And it's not just someone else, is a coach A coach named Dash.
I was left for punctuation.
We all know this will happen.
- Patrick. - Come on.
Not that he doesn't know Paul is sleeping.
I tried to warn him before they moved together, and he would not listen.
I'm in the room, asshole.
Good. That's what I got for being friends
We clearly have two different interpretations of that word What does that mean?
This means that when it comes to men...
You love being a carrier bad news for all of us
You can disguise all you want guise of Patrick's good advice...
but it's not bullshit but pin...
try to pop all our relationship balloons.
Yes, I know Paul is sleeping with someone else.
But he said that we will finish everything
He promised to finish everything.
He is lying.
I'm sorry. Do you know what?
This is the night time where all the more beautiful boys are connected...
so I'm just going to go now
- He hates me. - He will handle it
The apartment belongs to Paul.
He wants me out on Friday.
We have a living room.
You are more than welcome.
- I can't - It won't be a problem
Cole lives here too. I can't do it unless you're fine with it
Well, this is kind of sudden.
But...
it's Dennis's house, so if he's okay with that...
then I think I am.
Then it's done.
Dennis, Cole, me--
You will never know how much I appreciate this.
Seeing you guys What happened?
Paul dumps Taylor. Taylor went bankrupt.
The party will soon break up, If you want to ride.
Howie, no.
You know, I can't be your Rice-A-Roni.
What?
Your rice is A-Roni.
This is the game show '7 best 0s' gift of entertainment...
the thing that everyone goes home with even if they are lost Not so.
This is different.
Yes.
Gosh--
Oh, don't do it
Because you know it makes me work when you do that
What do you do?
You take off your glasses.
You rub your eyes.
And you can't say anything.
I still make you silent?
- Where is your jacket? - It's in the car.
Let's go.
Do you want to talk about it?
What should be discussed?
Gay men on L.A. is a group of 10s looking for 11
On a good night, and if someone else It's pretty drunk, I'm six years old.
- That's not true. - Here.
I love you, and I know that you mean well, but rightly so.
Patrick, maybe it's time you start hanging out...
with a different group of guys.
They are the only ones that make it bearable.
Good night, Patrick.
Oh, just before I forget, Leslie and I want to have a baby...
and therefore biologically impossible for us to do it without sperm...
and because your genes are close to me, we think we can borrow you...
and then it will be like a baby he and I must have been together...
is it my penis?
You don't need to sleep with him. He will be artificially inseminated.
So take your time, Think about that.
Don't be in a hurry, but we really want it kind of getting moving on it right away...
as in the next pair ovulation cycle
I see...
talk to you tomorrow.
- You can leave now - Oh well.
Return home. I'll get the rest.
Come on, you're excited...
which tends to the mortal mind.
Unsex he's here
Now is not the time for Shakespeare in the Living Room.
No, of course not. Too late.
This is only 20 minutes to the next day does not mean sexual experience
- Ten, if I'm lucky - Never, if you're really lucky.
Notice how subtly I drove you to the door?
Notice how subtle I am leading you to a healthier existence?
Good night, Jack.
Happy birthday, Dennis. I love you.
Don't be nervous.
Small children and the elderly Don't say that for you to say again.
We have to light a few more candles.
I'm cool.
Yes, but we can use a little, You know, some mood adjustments.
What if--
What about music?
- Sure. - good
- Whatever. - Yeah. Big.
Do you like carpenters?
Play something else.
Don't you find Karen Carpenter's music even romantic from afar?
- No. - None?
Not "Close to You" "Rain and Monday."
What about the one about Warren Beatty?
"You're so futile." That's Carly Simon.
- You better go. - What?
I feel a sudden lie, but I will go with this urge.
- Is this about the music? - No, no. It's about me.
- I can't do this anymore - We haven't done anything yet
I know what we will do, and I can't do it
- Of course you can. - You are right.
- I can, but I'm bored with it. - Are you tired of sex?
Yes. Not.
I am tired of having sex with people who care about what I look like and make the rest...
and I'm tired doing the same thing with them.
I want something more...
something else
I want someone who likes my music and I care in the morning.
I keep forgetting your name...
because of my friend and I see you as a "J. Crew guy."
This is Ted.
Alright, Ted...
I'm sorry.
Usually, how you see the sweater will be enough, but not tonight.
You scared me.
This is my home. I'm allowed to do that
- Did Cole fall asleep? - Yeah, he fell asleep.
There's nothing there. I checked
You have to try cake
The icing looks dirty, But the cake is pretty good.
This is not what I need tonight.
- You are not what I need tonight. - What did I say?
I made the cake that you just insulted for my own birthday
It took two hours, and it turns out it didn't even blow candles...
Because of my friend's relationship press DEFCON 5
Bummer.
Everyone knows that birthday wishes is the only one that has real validity.
I plan to write a letter to the committee for extension
Why write?
Now you make a deadline.
Come on. Make your wish
Thank you.
Kevin.
You must be "Ennis."
That's Dennis.
Someone eats "D."
- Is this yours? - Yeah.
I found your darkroom when I was looking for a bathroom...
so I think you are so photographer or whatever
or something.
- I like this one. - That's my first class assignment.
We must find an inanimate object that represents our emotional state.
I just came out of the closet, I've never met my friends...
but I still feel reasonable strength and independence.
I think it looks lonely.
You are Benji's friend
Oh yeah. More coworkers...
but I like it.
- Apparently not enough. - What does it mean?
Between you and me, I guess You are hopeless tonight.
You have been a hot topic since you joined the Structural family.
What, has he talked about me?
Relax. It's just a crush.
I mean, you have to be flattered.
In the next full moon, he will have a new one This is the way.
I don't make you guys Is that all you do, sit here and talk about men?
Whether it's or we talk about men.
Yeah, well...
I think it's really gay.
- You didn't come out, right? - What?
You're not just a newbie You aren't even with anyone.
- I don't think it's anyone's business. - not
- I'm tired of being asked - I can imagine.
Why do I have to tell anyone?
Maybe I'm straight. Maybe I'm gay. Maybe I haven't decided yet.
Maybe I should say good night.
Yes. Good night.
You're right.
It looks lonely.
I can't decide whether my friend is there The best or worst thing happened to me.
Obviously, without them, my life would be far more unpleasant...
but with them...
I don't know if I can do it to have my own life.
Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you want to remain short above?
Yes.
I know they are my friends. I only don't know if I can trust them Especially when it comes to men.
Every time I introduce someone, they are nearby.
Pay attention to your posture, okay?
Sorry.
Take, for example, party that night
Taylor's boyfriend broke up with him from Hawaii
Howie returned home with Marshall again.
Quasi Benji boyfriend sleeping with Cole
And my sister ended the night with my sperm request.
This is like a big gay soap opera.
I keep waiting for Sue Ellen to wander into my living room...
and said that he was secretly buying controlling the interest of my oil company.
I watched this documentary on cable about this monkey tribe in Somalia.
Benji told me about this the documentary he saw about monkeys -
In Somalia
They hang out with each other until mating season, and then like that -
They attack each other. This is survival of the fittest.
I think, is our group
That's us
We are the monkeys, and I Monkey with image problems.
The only thing that is not based on anything is Cole.
I mean, just look at him.
She's beautiful, really acts straight
He is the last temporary, and he has no soul.
My father will sleep with Cole.
If you ask me, Cole is really what's wrong with this group
We all want to be her, But we are all afraid to admit it.
Actually, Howie might admit it.
I want to be Cole. Why can't I become Cole?
Why doesn't God make me Cole?
My friends get a haircut with this.
It's not that I want to be Cole or anything.
He just makes everything look so easy.
I just hope that, you know, it's easy to let someone in.
To get a boyfriend
Being beautiful.
Thank you, Betty.
You always know what to say.
This is a gift.
Where is my living room?
- I just shifted it a little. - No, this is your living room.
You don't shift My living room around
You move my living room out and your living room
Thanks to Mufassa here, Now it's a Tunisian hut.
- Why did I try? - I have amazing news
This casting director took me in for this role in the film Kip Rogers.
- that's great - Unless I'm out of head shots.
- You need me to make a head shot. - Bingo
- Go get your negative. - I love you.
You are a goddamn boon.
I hear Kip Rogers is a big fag.
Kip Rogers is not gay. She is married.
Please, it's up there with, "He's not gay, he's in brotherhood."
My agent thinks that I have a really good shot for this one.
Said they only saw for face
Doesn't that bother you?
- That people think I'm attractive? - That's all they think about.
That's not necessarily true.
When was the last time you were asked to audition for a role?
They always want to see or face...
or good eyes
Then? Who made love? That's how I enter
What matters is whether or not I have the dirt to support it.
I guess.
- So you like this Kevin kid? - She's pretty good, of course.
That's how you feel about him? Is he good enough?
Do I agree with his opinion in the Middle East?
Forget me asking.
It's been a week. Who knows what I feel?
I think if this will happen another random you sleep with and dump -
- else? - You don't have the best track record.
- You did not bring home the gold. - This is not about me What's your reason for not? settled with one of your scams?
You don't even call them back.
At least I have courtesy to date them for a while.
Which brings me to my point.
Why lead someone when you know? it won't work?
Because what if that happens?
A relationship cannot be built on lust.
No more than you can base a relationship off coffee and good conversation...
but it works well for our first date
That is there.
Good.
Have you gained weight?
What? Where?
I can't help it. Every night around 1,00 hits.
This terrible panic I will have to spend another night alone.
So I went there.
- It's called horny. - This isn't horny
I know horny.
I've taken the whole lecture series about horny.
They have lectures on horny?
They don't call it that.
Do you think I should paint my nails again?
Whenever you hags want to join the game
I hate outfield. Too much action.
Where did my mitt go?
Oh, say you can see
How are you?
Are you ready for this Are you ready for this one?
Attaboy, Taylor!
With the voice of a king, crying misery...
and let slip the war dog!
Attacking!
Our first match of the season, and they Our opponents against the Hollywood Fire Department?
Not only are they better than us, They are physical disorders.
Come on. Let's play.
Look at that.
Strike two.
You know, if he's smart, He will throw himself in front of the ball.
- I say, it's a fractional law. - You're crazy Howie thinks about it Other players are gay.
This is a known scientific fact one in ten men is gay.
Including a bench, they have 1 1 player. You do math.
I dare you to share with them.
Thank you.
Where is Cole? He wakes up after Will.
I'll catch it
Strike three! You're out!
I don't understand why they didn't do it Let me hit the tee
Shut up, bitch.
You are divided into two.
Thank you, Den.
So you still decide if you are gay?
I went with shortstop because he was the only one with a shirt tucked inside.
Benj, hold this.
Cole, if you have to choose a mole Who will do it?
No problem. Catcher.
Catcher? Yes, right.
Meanwhile the biggest on the team is really gay? People think I'm crazy.
The man is a total breeder.
The first round at Jack's says I'm right
Who is the coach?
That's Jack. Like baseball and Hawaiian shirts.
- Shakespeare fans, huh? - Trained classically.
Before opening a restaurant, He is a stage actor in New York.
Look at that person That partner is 20 years old.
Play the piano in the restaurant.
Come to all games.
We call it Purple Guy, for obvious reasons
Yes.
Wow.
Hey, Mr. Catcher.
You have a name
Sure.
It's low and inside.
Attacking!
- Thank you for the tip. - Next time listen to me My friends and I have a little bet going away...
which one of you fired a boy our league, if you know what I mean.
That's interesting.
- Who would you bet? - You.
Ball!
So do I win?
What is your tip?
I've arrived twice, twice I've caught you staring at my ass.
Ball.
So what is the chance from me getting your number
Sorry. I see someone.
So am I.
Strike two!
Two and two, dough.
I miss the one on purpose so I can ask again.
What is the chance get your number
About your possibilities hits home run
Yes, leave!
Print neatly.
- Have you ever talked to him? - purple man
I think he once greeted me. It turns out it's just belching.
I wonder what Jack saw in him.
I don't know Whatever it is, Even so, he can't be happier.
Only lesbians are in the world.
Alright, I'm leaving - I wish you luck - You won't do it
I don't understand. Are we breaking up?
Look, that's the problem
That you will think there Actually there is something to break down...
implies we have never been completely clear on what we have to start with.
Lack of clarity...
good...
scare me
I'm a little sick of you self-attitude lately.
You throw a scam out of bed, and suddenly you are St.-fucking'-Gandhi.
You know what I mean. In essence, the child is a newbie.
My father must be different.
- You didn't tell him - He died before I told anyone.
My biggest regret: He died didn't know me
You can't say that. Maybe he doesn't know -
He died not knowing me.
We want your sperm. We don't ask you to move
We haven't even discussed the reality of what this child has to deal with.
Are you ready to answer, "Mother # 1, Why is Sister # 2 my father?"
Look at the three of us. What type is this Christmas card going to make?
Do you know what? I don't need to listen to this.
I did this for your brother because He wants to involve you in this matter.
He has this funny idea it's possible if we do...
You will get your bullshit together and start responsible for your life But I can see it that you prefer not.
It's okay with me. I'll get the car.
What is this? A kind of mission to save me?
Patrick, when you come out...
You say that because you can't Turn the rest of your life into misery.
And I've never seen you more sad
I'm sorry, gentlemen, But the proof is not perfect.
There isn't a single movie in the canon cinema...
who painted a portrait of a gay man which we will aspire to.
What are our choices? Your Majesty, suffering from the victims of AI DS...
noble friend, suffering from the victims of AI DS...
compulsive sex addicts, public road gamblers...
and the latest additions for many...
people who believe in style for lovelorn women.
Only once do I want to see gay characters who don't get sick...
has not been placed in about three months and is behind student loans.
And that's someone You will aspire to be.
At least they will become real people.
Can you imagine if they made a movie about us, our group of friends?
Maybe we don't have to be embarrassing to compare ourselves...
for "Baja Magnolias."
She's like Sally Fields.
- I think I'm Sally Fields. - No, you are Shirley MacLaine.
Which one am I?
Julia Roberts.
For your nerves, baby.
What are you doing here? We agree do not meet each other in public.
- I said it was too difficult - I didn't know you'd be here
We have a game today. We always come here after the match.
- I said, I forgot - Whatever.
Because you are here, if you want to join us to drink
He can't even claim to be gay.
What he needs now is a friend, is not a boyfriend
Where did you go?
You're right. What he needs now is a friend.
- He wants to sleep with him. - Thank you.
Hey, we go to Jack's house. This is one of our many losing traditions.
-Just fuck off. - You have to come.
Everyone will be dumped first time around.
This is the rule of all newbie relationships.
What happens next? Do I become like you and your friend?
You don't even know my friends.
I know them well enough to know You are a group of bitter, tired -
Fags? Please say.
- I won't say that - You have to
Maybe you will be less afraid what it means
Why can't everything slow down?
I promise I'll, but you can't go back now
At least I have A cup of coffee with me?
- One condition. - What?
West Hollywood like that.
Show me one thing You feel like that.
- So you come here a lot? - You can say that.
In fact, next to Karen Carpenter...
this place is the closest thing to perfection I know Gardener Now, what I get.
- Do you like carpenters? - crazy
This is for O.G.T. your first.
Clearly Gay Trait.
I am in love with Carpenters, culinary interest...
and strong fear of blood sports.
I don't understand. Why are you friends with a group of people just because you are gay?
That's not why we are friends.
Maybe that's why we become friends, But that's not why we are friends.
- doesn't that make you crazy? - Of course.
At least six times a year, I threaten to move to Europe like my brother.
Only I won't leave for only A few months. I will stay
I'll bring my camera, finally take it When I develop the eyes of the photographer.
Really found my voice
Then something happened.
Birthdays, summer parties...
Christmas day, an extraordinary night dancing.
And I'm with them and...
Suddenly I can't imagine it being somewhere else So I live.
Have you told anyone? What are you experiencing?
- Some people. - as?
- My sister. - Ooh, the value is at least ten points.
Yes, that was not planned. I was at home last Christmas, and he caught me.
- With a man? - Not alone.
Alone, fly solo.
Ouch. For what, gay porn?
Oh no. Worse than that.
An article about Antonio Sabato, Jr.
I think my mom will be cooler. He is a child in love in the 60s.
In high school, he caught me smoking a pot with my friends
All he said was, "I hope you don't pay the market for that."
But when I told him that I was gay, he didn't talk to me for a month - How are you doing now? - better
Still referring to homosexuality population as "gay"...
like they live on the block or something '.
- I can't - You can't
I tried to tell you that I can't
There are no tables available, may be a moment.
Oh, this is too busy here, so we have to Maybe go to the movies too.
cool.
I didn't see you out there.
I came from behind.
I feel like an emergency part of the cobbler before I face a lot of people.
What about the girls?
That's gone
I miss anything
The same old song
Howie is talking about gay cinema.
Sometimes I wonder what you boys will do if you are not gay.
You don't have an identity.
It's easy if you can't talk about it. Now that's all you talk about.
You talk a lot about it that sometimes you forget about...
all the other things that you are.
When I see them, It feels very strange.
It's like I'm not even part of it.
They are all so much more interesting than me.
No, you know what?
I don't mind. Really, I don't.
I like interesting by associations.
This is the closest I've ever gotten to feel beautiful
Help me use my clothes Jack, you're not going to go out in the drag tonight
It's Saturday. Many people expect it.
The madness must be stopped. You don't Even like wearing women's clothes.
Is that so?
So it's embarrassing to drag artists everywhere.
Big sadness.
And it's really played The whole gay stereotype.
Again, big fucking deal.
And her breasts are always bent.
- not bad luck? Nobody ever told me that. - OK.
Here, come here.
I've never felt a man before.
There. That--
Good. Zip me up, right?
Oh well. OK.
Everyone can't be the same, Patrick.
Everyone can't be straight.
Everyone can't be beautiful.
Some people are just gay and on average.
We are the strongest, I guess.
Hello, boy! Hello.
I'm sorry. I know we should start two hours ago.
But do you know what they say? It is better to be latent than never.
So to begin with, I want to do a little...
from my first platinum album...
Color Me Jack.
Beat it, honey.
Should we join the women Yes, do it, let's join the women
And make a big woman
Are you sure you don't want to enter?
I did I'm not ready for that yet.
- I have the same number as Cole. - Don't worry I'll call
Good.
Good evening.
See you later
Just checking the page. I bet it's the fire department.
Which, incidentally, will be a record of time
Yes, but I only want to apologize in advance
- About Kevin - Oh, hey, it doesn't matter Damn it. Damn it.
- What is that? - Impossible. This is my agent.
What did he say?
I got the share. I got a part in this film.
- You must be joking. - Oh, my God.
I left in a week to shoot for a month in Phoenix.
Damn it. I got the share in the movie Kip Rogers.
- I will watch a movie with Kip Rogers. - This is amazing.
No kidding.
- This is a small part, but, Jesus Christ - - I hear Kip Rogers is gay.
He is not gay. She is married.
I have to tell other people. They will be weird.
Try listening. Tell the other hags I'm leaving. See you tomorrow.
Where did you go?
To my sister.
To see if it's not too late to change My thoughts about this whole baby.
- What happened? - There is no.
Never happened That's the point.
You scared me. What are you doing here?
I think it's good that you're dating again
Yes, there he is.
And that's not what I gave you my agreement, but I agree.
- I go inside now - Wait Come on.
Just let me enter, just for a moment.
Until you go down?
- That's not true. - No, no.
You will be kind enough to share your latest theories...
about why Snagglepuss is the first gay cartoon character openly
You know, if the memory works, it's your post-coital marijuana fire...
- who sent me running - That is an easy to use argument.
My smoker smokes is the source of all our problems?
God forbid that it was symptomatic of our chaotic relationship.
I am the one who learns relationships to make a living
- We are quite normal - normal?
When did you ever express physically dear outside the bedroom?
Do you know Brian actually took my hand in public tonight?
Do you know what it feels like? someone who is not afraid to do that?
You know, I congratulate Mr. Gorgeous on its existence - lack of existence.
So there you have it.
Brian is more handsome than you, so I'm a problem again But if he's ugly, you won't do it is here now Am I right?
Thank you for not answering.
You know, Howie, I didn't ask for much from you...
But it would be nice if your attraction For me has something to do with me.
My ex is dating a print model.
A blonde and goy print model named Brian.
Could it be possible to hit about more of my problems?
He can have a big penis.
Which of you hags recommended level eight I'm dying
- Let's take it to seven. - Six, and I have lunch.
That's an agreement. Maybe he just wants to win you back.
That's not mo.o Marshall. Unlike me, He doesn't have a revenge bone inside him.
- Meanwhile-- - You have the weirdest taste.
- suing me. - I don't understand For months you were guilty that you ended the relationship
- He moved and you sound worse. - Because of my guilt, I can control it.
This is my mistake. Jealousy really escaped my hand.
I'm with Dennis. How can you be jealous about something you gave up?
I don't know I just know it's over...
and you will not be able to catch me there is a cycle of mourning By the way, I haven't seen Princess Taylor all week.
He has curled up on the couch, watching the old Joan Crawford movie.
When I asked him what was wrong, he gave me this look scary and murmured...
- "Stage five, phase five." - Stage of revenge.
If I were you, I would delete it all sharp objects from home.
Guys, is that girl from "Young and the Restless?"
I'm very over "Y & R."
You're glad he called, But you don't want to sleep with him?
Even if I want to sleep with him, I don't want to
- So you want to sleep with him. - Why always about that?
You don't see what happened to us We get out of the closet, we get a heart stepping like a Twister game...
and we are more bitter than we are in the closet.
The only thing that makes us incomplete Despair is the friendship that we develop.
I just want him to see it before it's too late.
Before he gets tired, like us.
Interesting. What you want to do is to save yourself by saving Kevin.
- This is a classic projection. - You haven't answered my question - No, I don't want to sleep with him. - bullshit
- Benji is talking to an Idaho man. - Who is that?
Idaho Guy is Benji's latest crush.
He has worked strategically near him for weeks...
with the hope Guy Idaho will pay attention.
Why did you call him Idaho Guy?
I don't know She's just kind Looks like she's from Idaho.
That's not really one from better us.
I panicked.
I was in the middle of my squat and he came and just gave me these tips.
Is that like fate or what? Maybe I should get the telephone number.
No way, little Benjamin. Gym rabbit makes a bad name for all of us
Their lives revolve around sex and protein shakes.
And a sedative cat.
If you intend to experience joy a bitter and codependent relationship...
it won't happen with a rabbit gym.
I don't care I will go back there.
Hi. I turn and you go. I want to give you this.
This is my number.
Give me a phone if you want Yes, of course.
It will be cold.
There are no improvements.
I didn't pack a jacket.
I hope Phoenix isn't cold at night
Should we call a doctor?
He will be fine. Long enough because it doesn't start boiling rabbits.
Do you know what? I almost forgot to tell you.
Kevin's child is calling when you are in the gym.
- He did? - He said to call him back.
Although it sounds cold. I hope he doesn't hate me.
They never hate you.
Funny, isn't it? I will hate me.
Well, if it makes you feel better, I hate you too - Good luck. - Thank you very much.
- "What took him so long?" - I don't know It will only be one more minute. I have to call.
A telephone call? I know he will draw nonsense.
- Patrick, what happened? - I can't do it
- I need materials - They don't have ingredients?
Well, the whole "hustler" of the oeuvre doesn't really help my goal now.
God. It's a shame can even be seen here.
- Do you bring the savings? - You owe me so much for this, hag.
You know my problem by buying porn
Speed up!
- Hey, sorry I'm late - Oh, no, this is cool.
The crank
Call it crazy, but I have this theory
Bear with me I believe that there is a gay number
- gay number - Yeah.
Have you ever thought about it? to number 38?
I've seen this From the previous thing, Detective.
The victims in the Miranda case are done in the same way.
Cut. That's perfect. Printing.
I am very happy that Sharon is managing us.
He mentioned you at the last cleaning, But he said you were involved.
I am in this long-term relationship with this person once for five months.
Five months and he broke up with me. He broke up with me.
He says I talk too much. Isn't that so the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?
Because I'm listening.
I know what you think. Why do gay men want to be gynos?
I mean, most gay men can't even say the word "vagina"...
let alone look at them all day long.
But it never really bothered me. I mean, it's just a word, right?
Vagina, vagina, vagina.
That's just a word, right?
I will tell you the word that kind of gets me, though.
Clitoris.
Why am I trembling?
This is your first gay club. You must be nervous.
If someone attacks you, just say to them that you are with me Nice to meet you again. Things better with farewell, I take it?
- Disconnect? - With Paul?
Who is Paul?
This is phase six.
This is denial.
Wow.
God.
I've been looking for for you all night - Do you want to drink? - No, I have water here somewhere.
- Where is the Idaho Guy? - Where is your new boyfriend?
You are all here Come on. Come and dance.
Fly, young. Fly like the wind.
Come on. Dance with your mother
- So what do you think? Ecstasy? - I don't know Maybe K.
Should we talk to him?
They said, completed their fourth shot.
We are all messed with things and you know it.
He just has fun. Let's go dance.
Dancing? Here to attract men, remember?
Speak for yourself. This body wants a groove.
Come on.
Howie? Howie Mixner?
Barry. Did we have dinner a few weeks ago?
I got one.
Who will you kick out of bed? Morley Safer or Mike Wallace?
Okay, I believe this requires a Daiquiri break - I will say safer - Safer along the way.
But I will kick them both from the bed for Ed Bradley around 1 980.
I'll kick Wallace. He always pisses me off.
Who has 30?
- What are you doing outside? - I get the basis
This is July 4th. You don't have a base yet
Have you heard from a movie star?
He only calls once a month. I miss him.
He's too busy getting shtupped by Kip Rogers
When will you end the fact that only because...
every gay man in America wants Kip Rogers to be gay...
that doesn't mean he's gay
Do you know what? I have to go
- You don't live for a party? - I have to make an appearance...
at my parents' barbecue - Have fun. - See you later - I have something else - Who will you kick out of bed?
Grimace is it or Hamburglar?
- God. - What?
- That's good - What did Homo say?
Homo says party lighting is bad.
Exit.
- Do you lock the door? - I don't remember
Dirt. One second!
Yes?
- You will shoot at five. - great
- Alright. Cappuccino? - No, no. No, thank you.
- I'll see you out there - Fine. OK.
- Almost. - A little too close.
I have to cancel it tonight.
My PR want me to do this "Access Hollywood" interview.
Today is my last shooting day. I'm leaving tomorrow.
- What do you want me to do? - Cancel it
- Tell them that you can't do it. - For what reason?
"Sorry, I have a plan to have dinner together The beautiful boy is extra sleep."
- I'm not extra - That's not what I meant.
They took my picture here for four weeks
My part is an integral part of the plot. I have seven lines of dialogue.
- I'm not extra damn. - Alright alright.
I'm sorry I call you extra.
I will redeem it for you I will fly to L.A. this weekend.
We will go to a wise place for dinner.
- OK? - Well.
Good.
Wait for about ten minutes. Make sure no one saw you before you left
Hey, have fun? Well.
Hey, here it is How are you?
Everything okay?
What happened?
You tell your parents.
It's just slipping out.
The three of us are in the kitchen, helping them with desserts...
and my mother explained that she had made a lime cake.
I said, "Very good. I like lime cake, and I'm gay."
I'm sure he wants it He made apple pie
They're great, Dennis.
And then I started thinking, why am I so afraid to tell them?
Why am I so scared? to tell everyone
- If I don't meet you - - Oh, I don't do anything
Morning.
We will be late for the game
Again for violations, dear children Again!
This is the highlight of the irony, really.
Here it is, the ninth bottom. Three people on. Two out
Our players who are least able to go to the bat.
We're one of them from our first win...
or three attacks away from going down as the worst softball team in history.
If we can get it to hit the left side of the field.
The sad thing is, He caught much better than me.
Come on, Taylor. You can do it. Come on.
Attaboy!
Sweet is the use misery
"Sweet is its use misery...
which, like frogs, _ is ugly and venomous...
uses a precious gem on its head And this is our life...
excluded from haunting the public...
finding tongues and trees...
book in running brooks...
sermons on stone...
and good at everything. "
Jack is a fan of Shakespeare.
Part of" As You Like It " is his favorite
He definitely wants me to share with you today
Besides that, I'm not good with words . That's Jack. I will only play something.
He will sing together
That's what Jack sees in him.
- So where is Brian? - Getting a car
You looks great
You don't need to say anything because I stand in front of you
I'm not just saying it.
Thank you.
I quit smoking.
Not because we don't date. No, this isn't because of Brian. I just--
That's just time.
It's strange how you can need something for so long and then just...
no longer needed
Like that.
It's strange, you know. It looks like he's still here.
You are doing something now, isn't it?
- Excuse me? - You're late You look like garbage
Unlike you, who hasn't shed tears, you jerk
That's bullshit. Because I have a girlfriend None of you even call.
- You stopped calling us - That's such nonsense.
Admit that you didn't speak to me because I was in a relationship and not.
You are a boy's toy for several weeks
That's more than you have ever had, you're ugly fuck
The friend...
We always suffer a lot.
Why?
- What do you miss? - You don't even want to know
Just talking to Purple Guy. He said he would meet us at the bar.
I can't go I should have dinner with some people from the film.
- Maybe I'll catch up. - Yeah.
I won't go too. I'll go home.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
You have to go with them.
I thought maybe we could talk around that night.
- We haven't really discussed it yet - - Now isn't the right time.
- Can you tell me when? - I don't know But it's not here, not now.
You haven't even seen me since last night.
I just got a page How is he?
They pump their stomachs. We are waiting for him to wake up.
- Can I see him? - Only one person can enter at once - Patrick is there now too. - How could this happen?
- How can this happen? - Isn't that clear? We are not there.
Are you two gathered? I think it's funny.
What's the problem?
He and Kevin slept together last week.
You, a messy Senor, obviously come from sleeping with Kevin himself
- Does the cloud lift? - You guys, I don't know
I've been away all month. Why didn't you tell me something?
- You can help me out - That's a secret.
Great.
Once upon a time you were really a bastard Secrets are the only thing that matters.
Now I feel like trash.
I think it's scientific impossibility
- I'm sorry. - Yes, right. Do
I slept with Cole to get back to you You did what you were supposed to do When you were 23 and just got out of the closet.
And you do it because I'm a jerk No problem. I am wrong.
No, Kevin. I am wrong.
When I sleep with you, I know that cannot lead to a relationship
And if there's something I've ever experienced trying to change lately about myself...
All right, that's how it must be.
Then, are you not interested in me?
Or of course I am. I've been crazy about you since you lit that damn candle.
- You are the wish - So what's the problem?
The problem is that I'm not ready for it yet
I think that...
all relationships will occur meet the right people...
but much more than that.
Like what?
Like the fact that I am 28 years old and the only thing I like is being gay.
- That's not true. - It is true.
And I'm fine with that.
I didn't have time to be gay for 25 years. I think I need a few arrests.
But I have to go forward.
I need to make my life something else...
not only my friends and the parties.
That's the only way to have something to give back to someone Do you see that?
Say that you saw that.
Can't you continue with with someone there
Not if it's someone Much has to be done.
Hi friends.
Hey, hag.
Why do you go and do it? like that?
I'm sorry, guys
- I'm sorry, Patrick - Hey, sorry too
I became Demi Moore at "St. Elmo's" now.
You can become Demi Moore. As long as I'm not Ally Sheedy.
- I can become Mare Winningham. - No one will fight you on that one.
- Which one should I get? - Rob Lowe.
Because you're fair is very funny.
You can't help yourself.
Marshall, I don't care if you're not alone Marshall, open it.
What are you doing?
- Alright, there he is, jerk. - Brian. Please come in.
You once told me that you were waiting for me to wake up.
You don't wait long enough.
I have never woken up again than I am now.
And I admit it. I'm messed up. No matter who you are...
Something must be wrong with you and someone better out there.
And I hope that I can change that
I hope to return at any time that I don't appreciate you.
But I will tell you now...
I love you I still love you. And that has nothing to do with me.
It has nothing to do with his handsome look.
This has to do with you.
Because you are sweet, you are charming and...
not complicated
And you're so beautiful.
I hope you are happy together. I hope this...
work out and that he everything you need...
because you deserve it.
But if he doesn't and it ends, I will be there.
It's my turn to wait, and I'll wait long enough.
- "You really don't need to be here." - "Okay, I'm here..."
because Anne already showed and she asked me to be here...
and because baby books say this is an emotional event.
And no matter how hard you think you might need someone.
- is this ready? - Not. It takes a second to pass.
Why don't you just sit down? and let the person do his work?
- Why don't you bite me? - Why don't you suck my bow?
- If I suck on breasts - - Excuse me.
It's ready now.
That's the baby.
Miss Thing, anywhere? I already the restaurant is full. I am a short waiter.
I closed my house. Forgive me.
Sorry not to feed the bulldog, sugar. Get your apron Question. How much does Purple Guy pay you to be like a bitch?
This was last night, hag. So it's not Must worry about that now, right?
Surprising!
I've forgotten Dennis knows this much meanwhiles.
I know. They are from all of his house parties.
So, did Leslie tell you? We saw the baby.
Oh, that's really cool. So what is Patricia or Patrick, Jr.?
This is Jack.
I'm an actor I just filmed this film with Kip Rogers.
Kip Rogers. Wow.
I hear he's gay.
No, he is not gay. She is married.
Okay, so check this nonsense.
Paul calls me
He said he wanted to talk. He said he missed me, but only as a friend.
This is a good thing. This allows you the perfect opportunity...
for the final stage of all relationships: reconciliation.
Try closing. I say it's damn to make love.
Sorry I'm late. I was stuck in traffic at 405.
I told you not to take the highway. L.A. is all about side walks.
This is for Europe. This is a portable bag for your camera.
Look, bring your initials in it.
I see the man you came to. He is funny.
Whatever. We met at a club several weeks ago.
- You know how it is. - Oh, yes, I did
I'll be back.
I will be here.
- Alright, hag, are you ready for your prize? - Excuse me.
- You don't have to get me a prize. - We don't get anything You do
- It's nothing, really. - Gentlemen and very few women...
I am happy to be present...
premiere opening of photo gallery...
beginner photo journalist
we ourselves are bound in Europe Mr. Dennis Schiff.
- Where did you get this? - Taylor and I stole the negative.
This one is out of focus.
After a few drinks, it will look good
Taylor, take the kettle. The drinking game will start soon.
Let's play "Who Can Act Longest Straight."
Many people ask me When I first knew I was gay.
In fact, I don't know. I don't remember
But what I remember, what I remember...
is a moment I first realized it was fine.
That's when I met these people...
my friend.
That Cameron Diaz is hot. Have you checked the new F-1 50 yet?
Dude, this is very big.
I imagine after the Laker match, I'll do it Go to Dublin, take some brewskies.
No way, bro. No one took it on Monday.
- This is a total sausage on a Saturday night. - Do you see that Saxon is traded?
How annoying. The line will be unlucky now.
Amen, boyfriend.
- What did I say? - We did it well.
There is no straight person who doesn't see anyone except his girlfriend as "boyfriend".
But I'm very butch when I say it
Good. I don't care that I'm lost. I hate games. Where is the check?
You must be proud to be lost.
The whole exercise is unknown, demoralizing cases of making fun of themselves.
- It's different. - I agree.
If Larry Kramer knows this is how gay men spend their time, he will be disabled.
Larry Kramer can blow me, okay?
In addition, it is 5 minutes and 3 2 seconds.
- Group record - Meanwhile...
I said before -
Can I have a double moka steroid?
- I can't help it I'm a bunny sports rabbit. - dirty
Yes, Benji, you are the lost cause.
I hate this city. Everyone is more handsome than me.
- Have fun, Jan. You will make a team. - I'm serious.
Fuck off.
This is from the three of us.
And you wrap it with your pants.
That's very funny.
- "Love, it's me." - That's a joke.
You are the only one of us who has never complained about not having a boyfriend.
Certain individuals are unfamiliar with the real Dennis...
may interpret it lack of desire for partners...
as a defense mechanism, wall.
In this case, this text will serve you in overcoming your emotional blockage...
and open yourself for possible relationships.
Okay, instructions are taken. Come on. Just gather
I can't take pictures. I look terrible now.
I'm really honest Wait a minute. Look at this.
- Actually, this isn't bad. - Well.
Good. Good light there. Go away. Let's go.
Alright.
Meanwhile--
Many people ask me When I first knew I was gay.
In fact, I don't know. Don't remember But what I remember...
What I can remember is the moment I first realized it was fine.
- "That's when I met these people..." - Thank you.
my friend.
I still need to find a home gift for my brother and Clubber Lang.
He has been your sister's girlfriend for five years.
Don't you think of you two? have to get along?
Meanwhile, don't look now, but right behind me -
I can kill you You act like he will never know we are checking it out.
He doesn't even know I'm homo if I'm not here with you -
a cart full of kitchen utensils.
What planet do you live in?
Not people in this shop don't want to choose you from a homo tree in a second.
Good. I'm sorry, miss Excuse me, miss?
Can you come here for a moment?
This man, you've never seen it before in your whole life right?
Tell me, which one is: gay, not gay?
I have to say big fag.
- The first thing I want to say, Larry-- - Lawrence.
- Remember my thing with that? - Right
Anyway, Lawrence, the last two weeks...
that we have gone out...
has been some of the best moments in my boyfriend's career.
We have laughed, we have learned...
We have tripped fantastic light.
However, I only...
feels like something just doesn't work What do you think, honey?
I'm not sure Fold your arm
Oh, my God, yeah. Big nellie.
No, okay? This is me.
I'm a broken part, and you want to know why?
That's because deep down...
I'm a lonely person.
Did you read that? from your hand
What? Not.
You are. You really read the script
These are just a few notes. I want to to make sure I say the right thing.
Oh, give me a bad break.
Fantastic light You don't even know what it is.
What?
Get APB in Caucasian men, brown hair and eyes...
1 60 pounds, 5-foot-1 1.
Suspects are unarmed and different characteristics of homosexual men.
That's how I call you in me.
You know, you're worse than all the boys' combined muscles.
At least they don't expect to want a relationship
I never said that I want a relationship
- Then what do you want? - Something casual.
Linen sports jackets are normal. Swimwear is normal.
- Damn someone unusual. - Well.
While we discuss this issue...
if there are certain rumors your sexual tendencies...
starts popping up around the city, You will know who started it.
Have a nice evening, boys down
That's crap like that!
Why did you bring him here, whore?
I'm not in the mood for one of your scolding As a person in a long-term relationship, I will tell you
Number one, you work here This is bad taste.
Number two, if you want to break up with someone...
have the courtesy to give them with better lighting.
I heard that, ingrate. Oh, time record, Casanova.
You can start the shift early.
Roberto, how are you cutting them with, chain saws?
This is bruschetta. Thinly slice tomatoes.
Jack, that's Javier. Roberto is his brother.
If he cuts the tomato correctly, I'll call him Phyllis if he wants.
As a person in a long-term relationship...
I don't see how you will ever go find happiness with one person...
if you don't improve your way
You don't start a sentence with, "as someone in a long term relationship"?
This speaks of my authority in terms of heart.
-It talks about your boyfriend's madness. -Hi, friends.
- Thank God. - You are late.
Sorry, but, you know, this is my birthday Seeing your prey on the side of the road. Good work.
The last time I used an audition to break up with someone Did you come to the party, Jack?
I just wrapped 1 00 pcs of in prosciutto to keep warm.
You didn't Push up!
I can't let you have a birthday without giving you...
at least a little bit of the tastes and talents of my boss.
And besides that, see what I got today
Broken Hearts T-shirts.
I will register interest parties overnight.
Please, I begged you, there were no softball teams this year
There are no softball teams this year. There are no softball teams this year.
It can't be good. We lost every game we played last year.
Two of the teams only have four people.
Nothing forces you two to play, but remember who paid your bill
Leslie, Queen Bitchtar, your people came to take you home
Good night, Patrick. This is your sister I'll be there.
What's wrong with lesbians? and candles?
I just got home from work, and I'm not in the mood for your bullshit.
I see...
what is the prize
This is a household gift for Anne
It's two months late
Looks like a coffee maker.
Now, you can close your mouth because it's a surprise.
Oh, we already have a coffee maker.
I've seen the old one. This one is much better.
We got rid of that one. He didn't tell you?
We have a new Webb 3000.
- Do you already have Webb 3000? - Do not worry dear.
This is not the first time that has returned one of your gifts So Anne said that you were jealous of the vibrator How do I look?
- good Where is Hansel and Gretel? - That's smart.
- Are you sure you don't want to come? - No, thank you.
- He said it would be mixed. - The last time he said that...
there are 60 men, 3 women and parrots...
and the parrot starts more attention than women.
The parrot knows the words for "Material Girl."
Can we?
Do you have to do that here? We are two blocks from home!
Parties make me nervous.
- I'm relaxed - Can you relax legally?
- What if we can pull over? - What will the police do?
For starters, all things are interesting.
If we don't go home together tonight, You will understand.
- Don't do this - Everything?
This eleventh routine. This really makes me demoralized.
I haven't broken anything here...
because there is nonsense here was broken down two months ago.
But we are still sleeping together.
We slept together because we got fucking friendships...
not because we are girlfriends.
- I don't want to talk about this - You don't want to talk
You just want to smoke a pan, watch the damn Cartoon Network.
What should be discussed? We are the ex-girlfriend who is still screwed.
I want more. You don't
I survived because I love you.
I waited desperately for today You are calm, wake up...
and realize that you love me You survive because it's easy.
If you say it like that, I sound like a bastard.
Okay wait. Hold it. First television crush
Oh, easy. John-Boy Walton.
Yes, honey, I always want it The last one says good night to him.
- No, the mole. - I am Matthew Laborteaux.
- Who is that? - Albert from "Small House".
Wait a minute. That is morphine an addicted episode, right?
- How do you know? - Because you have something for a bad boy.
The valley flow is quite clear to reflect even hair or mustache.
Why do I have to look after this mirror?
See, as an artist, it's very important that I reject the mirror for current.
Right.
I will drink. Do you want to stay here or -
Definitely.
I mean, you know, whatever.
So what about you and Benji? know each other?
We fold jeans in Structure.
Okay, my first television crush: Man of Water.
Water Man? Are you kidding?
No, you laugh, but he has blond hair and he builds swimmers.
I don't like blondes though.
- Swimmer? - That's a lot of bullshit.
Listen, boy, I won't leave this party...
until you register...
to be the best team in the West Hollywood Softball League...
Broken Hearts!
So come here and enter, guys
Drinks are free for signatures!
Oh, they will all stop after we lose the first game.
- That looks good, actually. - Don't do it
I have to let it be set at least - God.
- guess who is outside - Who?
J. Crew guy from new year
- no bullshit at my party? - Yeah.
Come here.
Over there a dining table talking with a group of his friends.
That's it. Oh, my God.
Close the door.
This is your birthday star shines on you
We were barely connected last time. He might not even remember me.
How about you? Have luck with colleagues?
Who has the opportunity? Cole moved immediately.
I only live with him.
That won't work. The man is a total beginner.
- Never said he's gay. - no nonsense You can choose them.
I know. I can't help myself.
They remind me how great It used to feel, you know.
When you first leave, and every man in that room is just--
Possible.
Yes.
Then you find out we are a possibility
- Oh shit. - What?
Just like a Zen master, You have to struggle to find freshness...
in your worldly duties.
That, of course, becomes the retail world.
I really understand what you mean
The book. He is unstoppable with the book.
What's the book?
Some books about Zen lessons he found on Dennis's shelf.
One of the former Cole told him without any opinion about...
so he thinks it's the best If he comes out and takes some.
Stupid, beautiful people shouldn't be allowed to use literature...
When competing in a pickup pool.
It's like bald people wearing hats.
This is deceptive.
- You opened my gift? - Not. Which one is that?
- There. - I do not know it
Where is Paul? He hasn't answered my page all day.
Love, it's me
This really helped me in preparing myself to love Paul.
- thank you dear - Same dear.
I will put it with my other two copies.
I want to know if there's more ice
Ice.
Yes, there is ice...
and I will get it.
Hear! The party is calling.
From the New Year, right?
I'm not sure you will remember me.
Alright
I really didn't enter here for this.
That's my decoration.
And, you have to go upstairs. This is Taylor.
What happened?
You must be joking.
- What happened? - Paul finally called Taylor back.
From Hawaii, where he is on vacation with his new boyfriend.
Oh, shit.
There is no Streisand, no Bette, no Judy.
What do fairies have to do? around here in an emergency?
- Howie, there must be something. - I'm looking for
- There is Celine Dion. - In hell!
No. OK, here.
"Beach" soundtrack.
Oh, thank God. Track four.
I just heard it.
I was left for another man.
And it's not just someone else, is a coach A coach named Dash.
I was left for punctuation.
We all know this will happen.
- Patrick. - Come on.
Not that he doesn't know Paul is sleeping.
I tried to warn him before they moved together, and he would not listen.
I'm in the room, asshole.
Good. That's what I got for being friends
We clearly have two different interpretations of that word What does that mean?
This means that when it comes to men...
You love being a carrier bad news for all of us
You can disguise all you want guise of Patrick's good advice...
but it's not bullshit but pin...
try to pop all our relationship balloons.
Yes, I know Paul is sleeping with someone else.
But he said that we will finish everything
He promised to finish everything.
He is lying.
I'm sorry. Do you know what?
This is the night time where all the more beautiful boys are connected...
so I'm just going to leave now
- He hates me. - He will handle it
The apartment belongs to Paul.
He wants me out on Friday.
We have a living room.
You are more than welcome.
- I can't - It won't be a problem
Cole lives here too. I can't do it unless you're fine with it
Well, this is kind of sudden.
But...
it's Dennis's house, so if he's okay with that...
then I think I am.
Then it's done.
Dennis, Cole, me--
You will never know how much I appreciate this.
I will need your strength now.
Seeing you guys What happened?
Paul dumps Taylor. Taylor went bankrupt.
The party will soon break up, If you want to ride.
Howie, no.
You know, I can't be your Rice-A-Roni.
What?
Your rice is A-Roni.
This is the game show '7 best 0s' gift of entertainment...
the thing that everyone goes home with even if they are lost Not so.
This is different.
Yes.
Gosh--
Oh, don't do it
Because you know it makes me work when you do that
What do you do?
You take off your glasses.
You rub your eyes.
And you can't say anything.
I still make you silent?
- Where is your jacket? - It's in the car.
Let's go.
Do you want to talk about it?
What should be discussed?
Gay men on L.A. is a group of 10s looking for 11
On a good night, and if someone else It's pretty drunk, I'm six years old.
- That's not true. - Here.
I love you, and I know that you mean well, but rightly so.
Patrick, maybe it's time you start hanging out...
with a different group of guys.
They are the only ones that make it bearable.
Good night, Patrick.
Oh, just before I forget, Leslie and I want to have a baby...
and therefore biologically impossible for us to do it without sperm...
and because your genes are close to me, we think we can borrow you...
and then it will be like a baby he and I must have been together...
is it my penis?
You don't need to sleep with him. He will be artificially inseminated.
So take your time, Think about that.
Don't be in a hurry, but we really want it kind of getting moving on it right away...
as in the next pair ovulation cycle
I see...
talk to you tomorrow.
- You can leave now - Oh well.
Return home. I'll get the rest.
Come on, you're excited...
which tends to the mortal mind.
Unsex he's here
Now is not the time for Shakespeare in the Living Room.
No, of course not. Too late.
This is only 20 minutes to the next day does not mean sexual experience
- Ten, if I'm lucky - Never, if you're really lucky.
Notice how subtly I drove you to the door?
Notice how subtle I am leading you to a healthier existence?
Good night, Jack.
Happy birthday, Dennis. I love you.
Don't be nervous.
Small children and the elderly Don't say that for you to say again.
We have to light a few more candles.
I'm cool.
Yes, but we can use a little, You know, some mood adjustments.
What if--
What about music?
- Sure. - good
- Whatever. - Yeah. Big.
Do you like carpenters?
Play something else.
Don't you find Karen Carpenter's music even romantic from afar?
- No. - None?
Not "Close to You" "Rain and Monday."
What about the one about Warren Beatty?
"You're so futile." That's Carly Simon.
- You better go. - What?
I feel a sudden lie, but I will go with this urge.
- Is this about the music? - No, no. It's about me.
- I can't do this anymore - We haven't done anything yet
I know what we will do, and I can't do it
- Of course you can. - You are right.
- I can, but I'm bored with it. - Are you tired of sex?
Yes. Not.
I am tired of having sex with people who care about what I look like and make the rest...
and I'm tired doing the same thing with them.
I want something more...
I keep forgetting your name...
because of my friend and I see you as a "J. Crew guy."
This is Ted.
Alright, Ted...
I'm sorry.
Usually, how you see the sweater will be enough, but not tonight.
You scared me.
This is my home. I'm allowed to do that
- Did Cole fall asleep? - Yeah, he fell asleep.
There's nothing there. I checked
You have to try cake
The icing looks dirty, But the cake is pretty good.
This is not what I need tonight.
- You are not what I need tonight. - What did I say?
I made the cake that you just insulted for my own birthday
It took two hours, and it turned out that couldn't even blow out a candle...
Because of my friend's relationship press DEFCON 5
Bummer.
Everyone knows that birthday wishes is the only one that has real validity.
I plan to write a letter to the committee for extension
Why write?
Now you make a deadline.
Come on. Make your wish
Thank you.
Kevin.
You must be "Ennis."
That's Dennis.
Someone eats "D."
- Is this yours? - Yeah.
I found your darkroom when I was looking for a bathroom...
so I think you are so photographer or whatever
or something.
- I like this one. - That's my first class assignment.
We must find an inanimate object that represents our emotional state.
I just came out of the closet, I've never met my friends...
but I still feel reasonable strength and independence.
I think it looks lonely.
You are Benji's friend
Oh yeah. More coworkers...
but I like it.
- Apparently not enough. - What does it mean?
Between you and me, I guess You are hopeless tonight.
You have been a hot topic since you joined the Structural family.
What, has he talked about me?
Relax. It's just a crush.
I mean, you have to be flattered.
In the next full moon, he will have a new one This is the way.
I don't make you guys Is that all you do, sit here and talk about men?
Whether it's or we talk about men.
Yeah, well...
I think it's really gay.
- You didn't come out, right? - What?
You're not just a newbie You aren't even with anyone.
- I don't think it's anyone's business. - not
- I'm tired of being asked - I can imagine.
Why do I have to tell anyone?
Maybe I'm straight. Maybe I'm gay. Maybe I haven't decided yet.
Maybe I should say good night.
Yes. Good night.
You're right.
It looks lonely.
I can't decide whether my friend is there The best or worst thing happened to me.
Obviously, without them, my life would be far more unpleasant...
but with them...
I don't know if I can do it to have my own life.
Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you want to remain short above?
Yes.
I know they are my friends. I only don't know if I can trust them Especially when it comes to men.
Every time I introduce someone, they are nearby.
Pay attention to your posture, okay?
Sorry.
Take, for example, party that night
Taylor's boyfriend broke up with him from Hawaii.
Howie returned home with Marshall again.
Quasi Benji boyfriend sleeping with Cole
And my sister ended the night with my sperm request.
This is like a big gay soap opera.
I keep waiting for Sue Ellen to wander into my living room...
and said that he was secretly buying controlling the interest of my oil company.
I watched this documentary on cable about this monkey tribe in Somalia.
Benji told me about this the documentary he saw about monkeys -
In Somalia
They hang out with each other until mating season, and then like that -
They attack each other. This is survival of the fittest.
I think, is our group
That's us
We are the monkeys, and I Monkey with image problems.
The only thing that is not based on anything is Cole.
I mean, just look at him.
She's beautiful, really acts straight
He is the last temporary, and he has no soul.
My father will sleep with Cole.
If you ask me, Cole is really what's wrong with this group
We all want to be her, But we are all afraid to admit it.
Actually, Howie might admit it.
I want to be Cole. Why can't I become Cole?
Why doesn't God make me Cole?
My friends get a haircut with this.
It's not that I want to be Cole or anything.
He just makes everything look so easy.
I just hope that, you know, it's easy to let someone in.
To get a boyfriend
Being beautiful.
Thank you, Betty.
You always know what to say.
This is a gift.
Where is my living room?
- I just shifted it a little. - No, this is your living room.
You don't shift My living room around
You move my living room out and your living room
So where is my living room?
Evenly distributed around the house.
- Share again - It takes all day.
From now on, you will finish on time to set your curlers to bed.
Okay, Dennis. Think of it this way.
Furniture settings like new hairstyles, right?
You have to live with it for several days before you know whether you like it or not.
That's not true.
I have never joked, but I don't have it to live with one for a few days...
to find out that I don't want it
Thank God you're home
Thanks to Mufassa here, Now it's a Tunisian hut.
- Why did I try? - I have amazing news
This casting director took me in for this role in the film Kip Rogers.
- that's great - Unless I'm out of head shots.
- You need me to make a head shot. - Bingo
- Go get your negative. - I love you.
You are a goddamn boon.
I hear Kip Rogers is a big fag.
Kip Rogers is not gay. She is married.
Please, it's up there with, "He's not gay, he's in brotherhood."
My agent thinks that I have a really good shot for this one.
Said they only saw for face
Doesn't that bother you?
- That people think I'm attractive? - That's all they think about.
That's not necessarily true.
When was the last time you were asked to audition for a role?
They always want to see or face...
or good eyes
Then? Who made love? That's how I enter
What matters is whether or not I have the dirt to support it.
I guess.
- So you like this Kevin kid? - She's pretty good, of course.
That's how you feel about him? Is he good enough?
Do I agree with his opinion in the Middle East?
Forget me asking.
It's been a week. Who knows what I feel?
I think if this will happen another random you sleep with and dump -
- else? - You don't have the best track record.
Good.
Have you gained weight?
What? Where?
I can't help it. Every night around 1,00 hits.
This terrible panic I will have to spend another night alone.
So I went there.
- It's called horny. - This isn't horny
I know horny.
I've taken the whole lecture series about horny.
They have lectures on horny?
They don't call it that.
Do you think I should paint my nails again?
Whenever you hags want to join the game
I hate outfield. Too much action.
Where did my mitt go?
Oh, say you can see
How are you?
Are you ready for this Are you ready for this one?
Attaboy, Taylor!
With the voice of a king, crying misery...
and let slip the war dog!
Attacking!
Our first match of the season, and they Our opponents against the Hollywood Fire Department?
Not only are they better than us, They are physical disorders.
Come on. Let's play.
Look at that.
Strike two.
You know, if he's smart, He will throw himself in front of the ball.
- I say, it's a fractional law. - You're crazy Howie thinks about it Other players are gay.
This is a known scientific fact one in ten men is gay.
Including a bench, they have 1 1 player. You do math.
I dare you to share with them.
Thank you.
Where is Cole? He wakes up after Will.
I'll catch it
Strike three! You're out!
I don't understand why they didn't do it Let me hit the tee
Shut up, bitch.
You are divided into two.
Thank you, Den.
So you still decide if you are gay?
I went with shortstop because he was the only one with a shirt tucked inside.
Benj, hold this.
Cole, if you have to choose a mole Who will do it?
No problem. Catcher.
Catcher? Yes, right.
Meanwhile the biggest on the team is really gay? People think I'm crazy.
The man is a total breeder.
The first round at Jack's says I'm right
Who is the coach?
That's Jack. Like baseball and Hawaiian shirts.
- Shakespeare fans, huh? - Trained classically.
Before opening a restaurant, He is a stage actor in New York.
Look at that person That partner is 20 years old.
Play the piano in the restaurant.
Come to all games.
We call it Purple Guy, for obvious reasons
Yes.
Wow.
Hey, Mr. Catcher.
You have a name
Sure.
It's low and inside.
Attacking!
- Thank you for the tip. - Next time listen to me My friends and I have a little bet going away...
which one of you fired a boy our league, if you know what I mean.
That's interesting.
- Who would you bet? - You.
Ball!
So do I win?
What is your tip?
I've arrived twice, twice I've caught you staring at my ass.
Ball.
So what is the chance from me getting your number
Sorry. I see someone.
So am I.
Strike two!
Two and two, dough.
I miss the one on purpose so I can ask again.
What is the chance get your number
About your possibilities hits home run
Yes, leave!
Print neatly.
- Have you ever talked to him? - purple man
I think he once greeted me. It turns out it's just belching.
I wonder what Jack saw in him.
I don't know Whatever it is, Even so, he can't be happier.
Only lesbians are in the world.
Alright, I'm leaving - I wish you luck - You won't do it
I don't understand. Are we breaking up?
Look, that's the problem
That you will think there Actually there is something to break down...
implies we have never been completely clear on what we have to start with.
Lack of clarity...
good...
scare me
What?
- what's wrong with them - Cole broke up with him
In six rounds? What happened?
He got the catcher number. That motherfucker is right
- Where is Kevin? - He doesn't feel like he is coming.
Obviously.
- Is something wrong here? -Jig's up, Mr. Man.
We know all about this a little Your Heartbreak Hotel runnin '.
We are here to turn off that crap.
Quiet, Tex. What I do is just a cool thing.
Is that what you do behind the bench, cooling things off?
- I have a change of heart. Shoot me. - You are very bad luck.
I'm a little sick of you self-attitude lately.
You throw a scam out of bed, and suddenly you are St.-fucking'-Gandhi.
You know what I mean. In essence, the child is a newbie.
He can't even claim to be gay.
What he needs now is a friend, is not a boyfriend
Where did you go?
You're right. What he needs now is a friend.
- He wants to sleep with him. - Thank you.
Hey, we go to Jack's house. This is one of our many losing traditions.
-Just fuck off. - You have to come.
Everyone will be dumped first time around.
This is the rule of all newbie relationships.
What happens next? Do I become like you and your friend?
You don't even know my friends.
I know them well enough to know You are a group of bitter, tired -
Fags? Please say.
- I won't say that - You have to
Maybe you will be less afraid what that means
Why can't everything slow down?
I promise I'll, but you can't go back now
At least I have A cup of coffee with me?
- One condition. - What?
West Hollywood like that.
Show me one thing You feel like that.
- So you come here a lot? - You can say that.
In fact, next to Karen Carpenter...
this place is the closest thing to perfection I know Gardener Now, what I get.
- Do you like carpenters? - crazy
This is for O.G.T. your first.
Clearly Gay Trait.
I am in love with Carpenters, culinary interest...
and strong fear of blood sports.
I don't understand. Why are you friends with a group of people just because you are gay?
That's not why we are friends.
Maybe that's why we become friends, But that's not why we are friends.
- doesn't that make you crazy? - Of course.
At least six times a year, I threaten to move to Europe like my brother.
Only I won't leave for only A few months. I will stay
I'll bring my camera, finally take it When I develop the eyes of the photographer.
Really found my voice
Then something happened.
Birthdays, summer parties...
Christmas day, an extraordinary night dancing.
And I'm with them and...
Suddenly I can't imagine it being somewhere else So I live.
Have you told anyone? What are you experiencing?
- Some people. - as?
- My sister. - Ooh, the value is at least ten points.
Yes, that was not planned. I was at home last Christmas, and he caught me.
- With a man? - Not alone.
Alone, fly solo.
Ouch. For what, gay porn?
Oh no. Worse than that.
An article about Antonio Sabato, Jr.
I think my mom will be cooler. He is a child in love in the 60s.
In high school, he caught me smoking a pot with my friends
All he said was, "I hope you don't pay the market for that."
But when I told him that I was gay, he didn't talk to me for a month - How are you doing now? - better
Still referring to homosexuality population as "gay"...
like they live on the block or something '.
"Dennis, I see gays parading. Are you leaving?"
My father must be different.
- You didn't tell him - He died before I told anyone.
My biggest regret: He died didn't know me
You can't say that. Maybe he doesn't know -
He died not knowing me.
We want your sperm. We don't ask you to move
What about Jeffrey's cousin? He has our genes. He can donate.
Jeffrey is Penjaga Janji and NRA members carry cards.
He doesn't have any genes I'm interested, Patrick.
I'm sorry. My answer is still standing.
I told you I should Anesthetize and jerk it.
My medicine and jerk - Do you hear this?
This is the woman you want to be a mother with
- He is serious. - Well.
Do you both want the truth? This is the truth.
You can't save plants alive. How are you taking care of children?
We haven't even discussed the reality of what this child has to deal with.
Are you ready to answer, "Mother # 1, Why is my mother # 2 my father?"
Look at the three of us. What type is this Christmas card going to make?
Do you know what? I don't need to listen to this.
I did this for your brother because He wants to involve you in this matter.
He has this funny idea it's possible if we do...
You will get your bullshit together and start responsible for your life But I can see it that you prefer not.
It's okay with me. I'll get the car.
What is this? A kind of mission to save me?
Patrick, when you come out...
You say that because you can't Turn the rest of your life into misery.
And I've never seen you more sad
I'm sorry, gentlemen, But the proof is not perfect.
There isn't a single movie in the canon cinema...
who painted a portrait of a gay man which we will aspire to.
What are our choices? Your Majesty, suffering from the victims of AI DS...
noble friend, suffering from the victims of AI DS...
compulsive sex addicts, public road gamblers...
and the latest additions for many...
people who believe in style for lovelorn women.
Only once do I want to see gay characters who don't get sick...
has not been placed in about three months and is behind student loans.
And that's someone You will aspire to be.
At least they will become real people.
Can you imagine if they made a movie about us, our group of friends?
Maybe we don't have to be embarrassing to compare ourselves...
for "Baja Magnolias."
She's like Sally Fields.
- I think I'm Sally Fields. - No, you are Shirley MacLaine.
Which one am I?
Julia Roberts.
For your nerves, baby.
What are you doing here? We agree do not meet each other in public.
- I said it was too difficult - I didn't know you'd be here
We have a game today. We always come here after the match.
- I said, I forgot - Whatever.
Because you are here, if you want to join us to drink
- I can't - You can't
I tried to tell you that I can't
There are no tables available, may be a moment.
Oh, this is too busy here, so we have to Maybe go to the movies too.
cool.
I didn't see you out there.
I came from behind.
I feel like an emergency part of the cobbler before I face a lot of people.
What about the girls?
That's gone
I miss anything
The same old song
Howie is talking about gay cinema.
Sometimes I wonder what you boys will do if you are not gay.
You don't have an identity.
It's easy if you can't talk about it. Now that's all you talk about.
You talk a lot about it that sometimes you forget about...
all the other things that you are.
When I see them, It feels very strange.
It's like I'm not even part of it.
They are all so much more interesting than me.
No, you know what?
I don't mind. Really, I don't.
I like interesting by associations.
This is the closest I've ever gotten to feel beautiful
Help me wear my clothes
Jack, you're not going to go out in the drag tonight
It's Saturday. Many people expect it.
The madness must be stopped. You don't Even like wearing women's clothes.
Is that so?
So it's embarrassing to drag artists everywhere.
Big sadness.
And it's really played The whole gay stereotype.
Again, big fucking deal.
And her breasts are always bent.
- not bad luck? Nobody ever told me that. - OK.
Here, come here.
I've never felt a man before.
There. That--
Good. Zip me up, right?
Oh well. OK.
Everyone can't be the same, Patrick.
Everyone can't be straight.
Everyone can't be beautiful.
Some people are just gay and on average.
We are the strongest, I guess.
Hello, boy! Hello.
I'm sorry. I know we should start two hours ago.
But do you know what they say? It is better to be latent than never.
So to begin with, I want to do a little...
from my first platinum album...
Color of Jack.
Beat it, honey.
Should we join the women Yes, do it, let's join the women
And make a big woman
Are you sure you don't want to enter?
I did I'm not ready for that yet.
- I have the same number as Cole. - Don't worry I'll call
Good.
Good evening.
See you later
Just checking the page. I bet it's the fire department.
Which, incidentally, will be a record of time
Yes, but I only want to apologize in advance
- About Kevin - Oh, hey, no problem
Damn it. Damn it.
- What is that? - Impossible. This is my agent.
What did he say?
I got the share. I got a part in this film.
- You must be joking. - Oh, my God.
I left in a week to shoot for a month in Phoenix.
Damn it. I got the share in the movie Kip Rogers.
- I will watch a movie with Kip Rogers. - This is amazing.
No kidding.
- This is a small part, but, Jesus Christ - - I hear Kip Rogers is gay.
He is not gay. She is married.
I have to tell other people. They will be weird.
Try listening. Tell the other hags I'm leaving. See you tomorrow.
Where did you go?
To my sister.
To see if it's not too late to change My thoughts about this whole baby.
- What happened? - There is no.
Never happened That's the point.
You scared me. What are you doing here?
I think it's good that you're dating again
Yes, there he is.
And that's not what I gave you my agreement, but I agree.
- I go inside now - Wait Come on.
Just let me enter, just for a moment.
Until you go down?
- That's not true. - No, no.
You will be kind enough to share your latest theories...
about why Snagglepuss is the first gay cartoon character openly You know, if the memory works, it's your post-coital marijuana fire...
- who sent me running - That is an easy to use argument.
My smoker smokes is the source of all our problems?
God forbid that it was symptomatic of our chaotic relationship.
I am the one who learns relationships to make a living
- We are quite normal - normal?
When did you ever express physically dear outside the bedroom?
Do you know Brian actually took my hand in public tonight?
Do you know what it feels like? someone who is not afraid to do that?
You know, I congratulate Mr. Gorgeous on its existence - lack of existence.
So there you have it.
Brian is more handsome than you, so I'm a problem again But if he's ugly, you won't do it is here now Am I right?
Thank you for not answering.
You know, Howie, I didn't ask for much of you...
But it would be nice if your attraction For me has something to do with me.
My ex is dating a print model.
A blonde and goy print model named Brian.
Could it be possible to hit about more of my problems?
He can have a big penis.
Which of you hags recommended level eight I'm dying
- Let's take it to seven. - Six, and I have lunch.
That's an agreement. Maybe he just wants to win you back.
That's not mo.o Marshall. Unlike me, He doesn't have a revenge bone inside him.
- Meanwhile-- - You have the weirdest taste.
- suing me. - I don't understand For months you were guilty that you ended the relationship
- He moved and you sound worse. - Because of my guilt, I can control it.
This is my mistake. Jealousy really escaped my hand.
I'm with Dennis. How can you be jealous about something you gave up?
I don't know I just know it's over...
and you will not be able to catch me there is a cycle of mourning By the way, I haven't seen Princess Taylor all week.
He has curled up on the couch, watching the old Joan Crawford movie.
When I asked him what was wrong, he gave me this look scary and murmured...
- "Stage five, phase five." - Stage of revenge.
If I were you, I would delete it all sharp objects from home.
Is that what they taught you? in school today, young Sigmund?
Guys, is that girl from "Young and the Restless?"
I'm very over "Y & R."
You're glad he called, But you don't want to sleep with him?
Even if I want to sleep with him, I don't want to
- So you want to sleep with him. - Why always about that?
You don't see what happened to us We get out of the closet, we get a heart stepping like a Twister game...
and we are more bitter than we are in the closet.
The only thing that makes us incomplete Despair is the friendship that we develop.
I just want him to see it before it's too late.
Before he gets tired, like us.
Interesting. What you want to do is to save yourself by saving Kevin.
- This is a classic projection. - you have not answered my question
- No, I don't want to sleep with him. - bullshit
- Benji is talking to an Idaho man. - Who is that?
Idaho Guy is Benji's latest crush.
He has worked strategically close to him for weeks...
with the hope Guy Idaho will pay attention.
Why did you call him Idaho Guy?
I don't know She's just kind Looks like she's from Idaho.
That's not really one from better us.
I panicked.
I was in the middle of my squat and he came and just gave me these tips.
Is that like fate or what? Maybe I should get the telephone number.
No way, little Benjamin. Gym rabbit makes a bad name for all of us
Their lives revolve around sex and protein shakes.
And a sedative cat.
If you intend to experience joy a bitter and codependent relationship...
it won't happen with a rabbit gym.
I don't care I will go back there.
Hi. I turn and you go. I want to give you this.
This is my number.
Give me a phone if you want Yes, of course.
It will be cold.
There are no improvements.
I didn't pack a jacket.
I hope Phoenix isn't cold at night
Should we call a doctor?
He will be fine. Only as long because it doesn't start boiling rabbits.
Do you know what? I almost forgot to tell you.
Kevin's child is calling when you are in the gym.
- He did? - He said to call him back.
Although it sounds cold. I hope he doesn't hate me.
They never hate you.
Funny, isn't it? I will hate me.
Now, if it makes you feel better, I hate you too
- Good luck. - Thank you very much.
- "What took him so long?" - I don't know It will only be one more minute. I have to call.
A telephone call? I know he will draw nonsense.
- Patrick, what happened? - I can't do it
- I need materials - They don't have ingredients?
Well, the whole "hustler" of the oeuvre doesn't really help my goal now.
God. It's a shame can even be seen here.
- Do you bring the savings? - You owe me so much for this, hag.
You know my problem by buying porn
Speed up!
- Hey, sorry I'm late - Oh, no, this is cool.
The crank
Call it crazy, but I have this theory
Bear with me I believe that there is a gay number
- gay number - Yeah.
Have you ever thought about it? to number 38?
I've seen this From the previous thing, Detective.
The victims in the Miranda case are done in the same way.
Cut. That's perfect. Printing.
I am very happy that Sharon is managing us.
He mentioned you at the last cleaning, But he said you were involved.
- first - Well, I know how it goes.
I am in this long-term relationship with this person once for five months.
Five months and he broke up with me. He broke up with me.
He says I talk too much. Isn't that so the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?
Because I'm listening.
I know what you think. Why do gay men want to be gynos?
I mean, most gay men can't even say the word "vagina"...
let alone look at them all day long.
But it never really bothered me. I mean, it's just a word, right?
Vagina, vagina, vagina.
That's just a word, right?
I will tell you the word that kind of gets me, though.
Clitoris.
Why am I trembling?
This is your first gay club. You must be nervous.
If someone attacks you, just say to them that you are with me Nice to meet you again. Things better with farewell, I take it?
- Disconnect? - With Paul?
Who is Paul?
This is phase six.
This is denial.
Wow.
God.
I've been looking for for you all night - Do you want to drink? - No, I have water here somewhere.
- Where is the Idaho Guy? - Where is your new boyfriend?
Dance floor.
You are all here Come on. Come and dance.
Fly, young. Fly like the wind.
Come on. Dance with your mother
- So what do you think? Ecstasy? - I don't know Maybe K.
Should we talk to him?
They said, completed their fourth shot.
We are all messed with things and you know it.
He just has fun. Let's go dance.
Dancing? Here to attract men, remember?
Speak for yourself. This body wants a groove.
Come on.
Howie? Howie Mixner?
Barry. Did we have dinner a few weeks ago?
I got one.
Who will you kick out of bed? Morley Safer or Mike Wallace?
Okay, I believe this requires a Daiquiri break - I will say safer - Safer along the way.
But I will kick them both from the bed for Ed Bradley around 1 980.
I'll kick Wallace. He always pisses me off.
Who has 30?
- What are you doing outside? - I get the basis
This is July 4th. You don't have a base yet
Have you heard from a movie star?
He only calls once a month. I miss him.
He's too busy getting shtupped by Kip Rogers
When will you end the fact that only because...
every gay man in America wants Kip Rogers to be gay...
that doesn't mean he's gay
Do you know what? I have to go
- You don't live for a party? - I have to make an appearance...
at my parents' barbecue - Have fun. - See you later - I have something else - Who will you kick out of bed?
Grimace is it or Hamburglar?
- God. - What?
- That's good - What does Homo say? Homo says party lighting is bad.
Exit.
- Do you lock the door? - I don't remember
Dirt. One second!
Yes?
- You will shoot at five. - great
- Alright. Cappuccino? - No, no. No, thank you.
- I'll see you out there - Fine. OK.
- Almost. - A little too close.
I have to cancel it tonight.
My PR want me to do this "Access Hollywood" interview.
Today is my last shooting day. I'm leaving tomorrow.
- What do you want me to do? - Cancel it
- Tell them that you can't do it. - For what reason?
"Sorry, I have a plan to have dinner together The beautiful boy is extra sleep."
- I'm not extra - That's not what I meant.
They took my picture here for four weeks
My part is an integral part of the plot. I have seven lines of dialogue.
- I'm not extra damn. - Alright alright.
I'm sorry I call you extra.
I will redeem it for you I will fly to L.A. this weekend.
We will go to a wise place for dinner.
- OK? - Well.
Good.
Wait for about ten minutes. Make sure no one saw you before you left
Hey, have fun? Well.
Hey, here it is How are you?
Everything okay?
What happened?
You tell your parents.
It's just slipping out.
The three of us are in the kitchen, helping them with desserts...
and my mother explained that she had made a lime cake.
I said, "Very good. I like lime cake, and I'm gay."
I'm sure he wants it He made apple pie
They're great, Dennis.
And then I started thinking, why am I so afraid to tell them?
Why am I so scared? to tell everyone
- If I don't meet you - - Oh, I don't do anything
Morning.
We will be late for the game
Again for violations, dear children Again!
This is the highlight of the irony, really.
Here it is, the ninth bottom. Three people on. Two out
Our players who are least able to go to the bat.
We're one of them from our first win...
or three attacks away from going down as the worst softball team in history.
If we can get it to hit the left side of the field.
The sad thing is, He caught much better than me.
Come on, Taylor. You can do it. Come on.
Attaboy!
Sweet is the use misery
"Sweet is its use misery...
which, like frogs, _ is ugly and venomous...
uses a precious gem on its head And this is our life...
excluded from haunting the public...
finding tongues and trees...
books in running brooks...
sermons on stone...
and good at everything. "
Jack is a fan of Shakespeare.
The part of "As You Like It" is his favorite He definitely wants me to share with you today Besides that, I'm not good with words.
That's Jack.
I will only play something.
Hopefully, wherever Jack...
he will sing together
That's what Jack saw in him.
- So where is Brian? - Get a car
You look great You don't need to say anything because I stand in front of you I'm not just saying it.
Thank you.
I quit smoking.
Not because we don't date. No, this isn't because of Brian. I just--
That's just time.
It's strange how you could need something for so long and then just...
no longer needed
Like that.
It's strange, you know. It looks like he's still here.
You are doing something now, isn't it?
- Excuse me? - You're late You look like garbage
- What did the boyfriend give you? - He doesn't give me anything
I look like a damn thing because I've been crying for the past two days Unlike you, who hasn't shed tears, you jerk
- He wants to make sure you're okay - We all do it
That's bullshit. Because I have a girlfriend None of you even call.
- You stopped calling us - That's such nonsense.
Admit that you didn't speak to me because I was in a relationship and not.
You are a boy's toy for several weeks
That doesn't mean a relationship.
That's more than you have ever had, you're ugly fuck
The friend...
they are not like us When they leave, When they are together, they are happy.
We always suffer a lot.
We make each other miserable.
Why?
Is that a bad thing Being happy?
That's if you have to pay a 30 dollar tab for that, yes
- What do you miss? - You don't even want to know
Just talking to Purple Guy. He said he would meet us at the bar.
I can't go I should have dinner with some people from the film.
- Maybe I'll catch up. - Yeah.
I won't go too. I'll go home.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
You have to go with them.
I thought maybe we could talk around that night.
- We haven't really discussed it yet - - Now isn't the right time.
- Can you tell me when? - I don't know But it's not here, not now.
You haven't even seen me since last night.
You've spent all week hiding behind this cemetery Hiding? What is that do you think I've done?
Can you imagine what was meant for me For us?
No, you can't. You can't know
So don't tell me I've been hiding.
All we do is relate. This is not a big problem.
We can talk about it later.
You're right. That's not a big problem.
You, a messy Senor, obviously come from sleeping with Kevin himself
- Does the cloud lift? - You guys, I don't know
I've been away all month. Why didn't you tell me something?
- You can help me out - That's a secret.
Great.
Once upon a time you were really a bastard Secrets are the only thing that matters.
Now I feel like trash.
I think it's scientific impossibility
- I'm sorry. - Yes, right. Do
I slept with Cole to get back to you
You did what you were supposed to do When you were 23 and just got out of the closet.
And you do it because I'm a jerk No problem. I am wrong.
No, Kevin. I am wrong.
When I sleep with you, I know that cannot lead to a relationship
And if there's something I've ever experienced trying to change lately about myself...
All right, that's how it must be.
Then, are you not interested in me?
Or of course I am. I've been crazy about you since you lit that damn candle.
- You are the wish - So what's the problem?
The problem is that I'm not ready for it yet
I think that...
all relationships will occur meet the right people...
but much more than that.
Like what?
Like the fact that I am 28 years old and the only thing I like is being gay.
- That's not true. - It is true.
And I'm fine with that.
I didn't have time to be gay for 25 years. I think I need a few arrests.
But I have to go forward.
I need to make my life something else...
not only my friends and the parties.
That's the only way to have something to give back to someone Do you see that?
Not if it's someone Much has to be done.
Hey, hag.
Why do you go and do it? like that?
I'm sorry, guys
- I'm sorry, Patrick - Hey, sorry too
I became Demi Moore at "St. Elmo's" now.
You can become Demi Moore. As long as I'm not Ally Sheedy.
- I can become Mare Winningham. - No one will fight you on that one.
- Which one should I get? - Rob Lowe.
Because you're fair is very funny.
You can't help yourself.
Marshall, I don't care if you're not alone Marshall, open it.
What are you doing?
This.
- Alright, there he is, jerk. - Brian. Please come in.
You once told me that you were waiting for me to wake up.
You don't wait long enough.
I have never woken up again than I am now.
And I admit it. I'm messed up. No matter who you are...
Something must be wrong with you and someone better out there.
And I hope that I can change that
I hope to return at any time that I don't appreciate you.
But I will tell you now...
I love you I still love you. And that has nothing to do with me.
It has nothing to do with his handsome look.
This has to do with you.
Because you are sweet, you are charming and...
not complicated
And you're so beautiful.
I hope you are happy together. I hope this...
work out and that he everything you need...
because you deserve it.
But if he doesn't and it ends, I will be there.
It's my turn to wait, and I'll wait long enough.
- "You really don't need to be here." - "Okay, I'm here..."
because Anne already showed and she asked me to be here...
and because baby books say this is an emotional event.
And no matter how hard you think you might need someone.
- is this ready? - Not. It takes a second to pass.
Why don't you just sit down? and let the person do his work?
- Why don't you bite me? - Why don't you suck my bow?
- If I suck on breasts - - Excuse me.
It's ready now.
That's the baby.
Miss Thing, anywhere? I already the restaurant is full. I am a short waiter.
I closed my house. Forgive me.
Sorry not to feed the bulldog, sugar. Get your apron Question. How much does Purple Guy pay you to be like a bitch?