After all these years, we are blessed.
Omphalos, the lost temple of Pan.
What mastery.
Looks like the work of Philodysos,
fourth century BC.
What is that?
It's a map of Pandemonium.
The mythical world of the Pans?
All of Classical Greece considered it very much real,
a place where Pans roamed free...
...seduced by forest-haunting nymphs of legendary beauty,
a circus where demons were entertained
by the torture of the damned.
There was even a pond
where beneath its magical waters
held all the world's fantasies and nightmares.
Olympus-- heaven. Hades-- hell.
Pandemonium-- the pathway to both,
thus more like our world than any other myth.
Charles, it doesn't look anything like a map.
You're right. How odd.
What is it?
Seems to be some sort of ritual item.
Why is it spewing out fire and brimstone?
Yes.
The rite of Pandemonium.
It-- it's some sort of instructional chart
on how to build it.
Charles, we must reconstruct it.
Yes, we must.
The modern world has yet to see anything like this.
Hello.
Hello, sir. This is Nigel. We've had success. We found it.
Excellent, Nigel, excellent.
This is everything you asked for and more.
Charles and the others are constructing it now.
God damn it.
I told him not to touch a thing until I was present.
My instructions were exact!
Put him on the telephone immediately.
Sorry, sir, but he stayed on the island
and sent me to the mainland to contact you.
I will leave for the island at once.
I'll be there at the dock to meet you.
God damn it.
Go find Nigel. He was supposed to be here.
I'll find him.
Hello? Anyone there?
They're dead.
They're all gone.
Nigel...
what have you done?
It wasn't me.
It was the game
Charles constructed from the cave drawings we found.
It changed us all.
A game. Nigel?
Where is the game now?
I tried to destroy it.
It wouldn't let me.
Sol hid it in a place it will never be found.
Nigel, you cannot keep it from me.
This island isn't that big.
Now with your help or without your help,
we will eventually find it.
I will find it, Nigel, because that is what I do.
- No. - I will find it.
Now I want what I have paid for,
and I want it now.
- Is that it there? - Pretty sweet, huh?
- Whoo! - Okay.
Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - What are those?
These must be Pete's lobster traps.
Sweet.
Who's Pete?
Oh, my God.
Get off my island!
Pete! What, are you nuts? It's me-- Anton.
Damn, boy, you did grow up, didn't you?
I thought you weren't coming till the 9th.
It is the 9th.
Oh. I'll be right down.
Sorry about that, ma'am.
Hey, how are you doing?
- I take it we're the first to arrive. - Yeah.
I'm gonna call Renee and see how far off they are.
- Oh, don't bother. - Excuse me?
You didn't happen to notice any cell phone towers on the way in here, did ya?
What's with the dead animals?
It's not exactly the welcome I was asking for.
Well, the animals need a little help getting up on my wall.
I gotta cut the head off and draw the blood out of them first.
Could you please take them off before my friends arrive?
Did you happen to bring what I asked you to bring?
Sure did.
Oh! Don't throw it.
Young lady, you ever seen a grown man cry?
Well, you would have if this would have hit the rocks and exploded.
This here is the nectar of the gods.
The house is wide open.
You know the way up there, don't you?
Yep.
You two have a good time, do whatever you're gonna do.
Don't go out in the woods. I still got traps out there.
'Naps'?
Great.
She'd better not bring TV dinners and sushi
like she did in Aruba.
Just because we look alike does not mean we think alike.
I know, I know. You're the good twin. She's the evil one.
Exactly.
You're obviously the smart one.
That's right, and don't forget it.
Why wouldn't Erica and Anton tell us
that the pier was a mile and a half away from the train station?
Probably 'cause they weren't anticipating
you packing your entire wardrobe.
Hey, look, there's Veronique.
Wow, she sure didn't waste any time showing off her new boobs.
- New boobs? - Yeah.
- Veronique. - Josh.
Hey, Josh, Renee.
Josh, hello...?
Asshole.
- Oh, so good to see you. - You too.
We saw you in "Astro Babes." You were amazing. You were amazing.
You were like Jessica Simpson meets Meryl Streep.
- Stop. - Wasn't she great, babe?
- Come, give me a little squeeze. - Hey, girl.
Playboy, what's going on, sir? How are you doing, man?
Hey, big man. What's up?
Where's Anton and Erica? Aren't they supposed to have a ferry or something?
Who invited him?
Don't look at me.
- What's up, Josh my man? - What up, big dawg?
What?
Come on, hop in, you guys. I got a cooler full of beers in the back.
I love you, sweetness.
Aww, how did he do it?
On a horse-and-buggy ride through Central Park.
Aww, that is so romantic.
- Oh, shit. - So do you guys have a date set?
- You did not. - I did.
- I did, I did, I did. - Oh, shit.
- Does Erica know about this? - Yeah, of course.
So do you guys have a date set?
Yes, sometime in June after graduation.
Maybe our kids will grow up to be best friends too.
Kids? Who said anything about having kids?
Oh, God, Trent's been bugging me for years to get married,
but he couldn't afford a ring half that size on his salary.
- No. That's horrible. - I know.
It's beautiful.
Nice try, Rick. You're not staying in my room.
Don't think you're staying with me.
I only got a single bed in my room.
- Hey, Anton. - What?
Why is everyone acting like they didn't know I was coming here this weekend?
Rick, you got some real balls coming here.
Erica-- she's still pissed about the bachelor party incident,
and you knew that.
Shit, no, man, I didn't.
Look, what if I have a little powwow with her, you know, apologize?
My advice to you, stay out of her way.
On a stormy night in April 1952,
a merchant marine ship bound for Iceland
left Bar Harbor.
This was no ordinary trip.
Once the ship got out to sea,
for some unknown reason, the first mate went crazy
and slit the throats of everybody on board the ship--
the captain, his wife, even his children
all sliced from ear to ear
before this monster of a man
took his own life.
The ship eventually ground ashore
on the north side of the island.
And when the police found the ship,
they say that the stench of death was so thick,
you could smell it from a mile away.
But that's not all.
In 1971
there were some backpackers exploring the island
and they turned up missing.
And the rescue team found them in the hull of the ship--
dead,
with their throats slit from ear to ear.
And on a wall nearby, dripping in fresh blood,
was the ghoul
of Beacon's Isle.
Even to this day
there are those who say
the ghoul is still here
on this island,
lurking for his next kill.
Beacon's Isle has got a death curse.
You are doomed.
All of you-- you are doomed.
And what if the ghoul
is a real person,
very much alive
and living on this island?
Do they have any idea who the murderer was?
No one knows.
Hell, you could be looking at him.
You kids have fun.
How creepy.
- Are you shitting me, man? Come on. - Oh, my God.
Oh, man, I ain't eaten like that in a long time.
Haven't.
Say what?
You have a college education and you still say words like "ain't."
Bro, remember the cheerleader-- the one that you had a crush on--
you know, Charlene Hutchison, you know, sophomore year or whatever?
You gave her your number after basketball practice
and you always wondered why she never called you back.
It's because your balls was hanging out, man.
- Shut up. - No, I'm dead serious.
Out of them little tiny-ass PE shorts that we used to wear.
They looked like that turkey neck on Thanksgiving.
That's what was going around the high school.
Did you bring any other games with you?
Wrinkled too.
So what's on TV?
Veronique, the reason we came to this island
is to watch the fire, take in the stars,
get away from it all.
You know, nature.
Yeah, Veronique, come on.
I promised Renee I wouldn't watch any of the ball games.
- You gotta suffer too. - Can't we watch a little TV?
No. Watching TV is the last thing in the world I want to do out here.
Not even "Astro Babes from Mars"?
- Get out. Put it on. - No.
No, seriously, that's embarrassing.
- No way. - That's embarrassing.
Post. Post.
- Keep it up. - Hey, over here.
Keep it up. Keep it up. What are you doing? No.
- What are you doing? No. - What the fuck?
That was a rental, you know.
Looks like there's gonna be some late fees.
Watch a little--
Oh. Hey.
- Oh, great. - Hey. Hello. Hello.
That radio station sucked anyway.
Must be the circuit breakers. It's an old house. It happens.
- It's okay. I got you. - Goddamn, Boy Scout.
- A flashlight already, huh? - Sit tight. It'll just take a minute.
Yeah, hook up some cable while you're back there, MacGyver.
Come on, there's got to be a flashlight
or candles around here somewhere. Guys, come look.
Shit, the lights are out in the whole house.
Anton?
Oh, shit!
Dude, you almost gave me a heart attack.
- Anton, are you okay, sweetie? - Watch out. Watch out.
- I'm all right. - I found a flashlight.
Watch your step. You'll fall through.
You're not gonna believe what I found here--
a whole 'another room.
These don't work.
Someone must have sealed this.
Whoa.
Looks like some sort of game.
Let me see.
Hey, check this out, guys.
It says, "Apollo had forged a magical flute
from lightning and earth as a gift to Hades,
the once Eden-like kingdom of the Pans,
to celebrate their laughter and song.
But the lure of the powerful flute
proved far too great for this once naive, fawn-like race
who soon stumbled into a deadly feud
- of chaos and destruction."
"Remember,
neither the keenest mind
nor the sharpest wit
is a match for the truest heart.
Each player selects a game piece..."
Yeah, yeah, we get it. It's like Monopoly.
You roll the dice and move a space. Let's play.
- I don't know about this, you guys. - Randophomos,
the ghost oracle,
- and the carnival of curses. - Curses.
The haunted forest of the Furies.
Guys, stop it. Pete's ghost story really freaked me out.
- Did you guys hear that? - What?
- Wait, listen. Listen. - Knock it off.
It's the ghoul of Beacon's Isle!
Stop it. You're scaring me.
- Don't you ever make that face again! - What's wrong with you? What face?
Did you see that? Did you see that?
Oh, my God, man. That was so fucking creepy.
Did you see that?
"First, on your quest,
you must pass the haunted forest of the Furies.
Pray that you do not stop there,
for these three demon-like nymphs
named Grudge, Retaliation and Unnameable
will taunt you with a deadly kiss."
"Draw a card that corresponds with the space you land on
and dare to tell the truth.
And be true to that dare.
They can taste secrets on your lips
and smell the lies on your breath."
Oh, yeah, baby.
That's why I'm here tonight. That's where all the action is at.
That's right. I'm right here. I'll take this creature,
bam! Hit right there.
Then I grab one of these cards, gentlemen.
"Bespeak thy hurt unspoken
by a trust that hath been broken."
- Billie Holiday CD, dawg. - Oh, come on, man.
You borrowed my Billie Holiday CD and you never returned that shit.
It's my Billie Holiday CD, man.
Look, my grand mama gave me that shit. Look, that's a classic.
Come on, man. It has to be bad, like really bad.
Fuck y'all. All y'all are gonna burn in hell.
All right.
Rob,
I got you your job, man.
You know, as a matter of fact, I'm the one who got you started
in the mortgage business in the first place.
Before me, I mean, you was greener than fucking lettuce.
And in one year
not only do they promote you above me,
but they make you a branch manager.
And in all that time
not once do I ever recall you even saying what?
"Thank you."
Where's the fucking gratitude in that, man?
Scratch that shit! The Hathaway loan-- it was mine.
It's fucked up, the way they took it away from me
after I busted my ass on that and they gave it to your wonky ass.
Fuck that. I'm jealous, all right? It's out there.
I'm jealous, okay?
Well, perhaps I shouldn't have taken that deal.
But if they didn't give it to me, they would have just given it to another LO.
Oh, man.
I should have at the very least shared the commission with you.
And, you know, forgive me for not being more appreciative.
You did hook me up with the job and, in turn, a career.
And I'm sorry if I never really said thank you.
Truth be told, man, you are one hell of a loan officer, all right?
Well, look at it this way-- now that I got some clout there,
I can make sure you get all the best leads,
you know, the big money deals.
And I'll repay you tenfold for all the things you've done for me,
friend to friend.
Yeah.
Come on. Come on.
All right.
Don't you just love when men hug?
I knew it was all an act.
Are you ever gonna tell me why they took the deal away from you?
So whose turn is it? Whose go is it?
"On a bed of nails rests the burden of blame.
Thou must confess thy secret shame."
I don't know.
okay, look, there's no right way to say this, so maybe I shouldn't.
Look, man, just go ahead and say the shit. Just spit the shit out.
You'll feel better, man.
All right.
Kathy, there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
I've never forgiven myself for what happened to your brother.
Rick, don't. I don't want to talk about it.
I want you to know that there's not a day that goes by
that I don't regret giving him those keys.
He swore to me that he was sober.
I don't know, I guess I was just so drunk, I believed him.
But all I'm trying to say is my life has never been the same
and it's never gonna be.
He was my best friend.
He was your best friend and you let him drive
with 1.8% alcohol in his system.
Okay? That's twice the legal limit.
I don't want to play this game anymore.
You know what? I'll never forgive you, Rick, okay?
I only tolerate you because you were so close with Danny.
And why he chose to have you as a best friend
I will never fucking know.
Kathy, come on. You gotta forgive me.
- No. - Look, that's enough of this,
all right? Rick, look, this shit has gone too far.
- Come on, Kathy. - He shouldn't have come here.
Remember me, you and Danny jumping off the cliffs,
swimming around the rocks in the cove?
Remember when we used to joyride in your dad's car,
and when we brought it back, we had to shut the light off
and put it in neutral and wheel it in the driveway?
- So Dad wouldn't hear it. - Yeah.
I will never forgive you,
because you had the opportunity to stop him,
and you didn't.
And as cruel as it may sound, I want you to live with that pain
for the rest of your fucking life,
just like I have to live with the pain of loss.
Danny was wild.
That's what we all loved about him.
Look, man, I'm sorry, Rick, but nowhere in the rules does it say
that anyone has to forgive you.
Let's just get back to trying to play this game, man.
Since we're not going in order,
I'll go. I'll bring back the fun.
Bring it back.
Doubles. It's my lucky day.
I know I put another trap out here...
somewhere.
If I have known they were coming today,
I could have got up this morning
and done it when the sun was still up
instead of wandering around here in the dark like a jackass.
I don't want some city slicker
getting caught in a trap and having his leg chewed off...
and suing my ass.
"Thou may not have given much thought of it,
yet whom in this room doth thou secretly covet?"
I don't get it.
It means, who would you like to get with?
Come on, babe, you know it's me.
This is embarrassing. Um...
Come on, girl, just spit it out.
Fine, so I'm just gonna come out and say it.
Josh and Anton.
Oh, Jesus.
Together?
Wait, let me explain.
Anton, because he's the sensitive, romantic type.
And Josh, because he's the big and strong,
take-charge kind of guy. And I always thought
if I could have a combination of the two,
that I would have the perfect man.
Too bad, girl, 'cause they're both taken.
And don't you forget it.
Don't look so defeated. It's just a game, right?
Okay, my turn.
Whoo!
Here.
"Apology is an open door,
forgiveness is a closed gate, bolted and locked.
When unresolved, issues still await."
Okay, Rick,
actually, there's been something
that's been bugging me for kind of a long time,
something that happened between you and I that I'd like to talk about.
The morning after the new pledges at Phi Kappa Delta
where we crashed out and spent the night
because we were all partying really hard,
well, I woke up on the couch half-naked
and you were lying next to me with your shirt off.
- Wait, wait, what the fuck? - Hey, you know,
hold on one second, okay? You don't need to get all fucking riled up
because you and I weren't even together at the time.
No, actually, we were together. Look, you got your dates all fucked up.
Orientation didn't begin at the beginning of the school year.
- It began in the summer. - Let's just give Rick a chance
to explain himself before we jump to any conclusions, all right?
- So, Rick... - Yeah, all right.
Explain. Explain to me.
No, explain to me what happened that night.
I gotta admit, I was just as confused as you were
- when we woke up next to each other. - Bullshit.
I can't even believe that you never even told me that this shit happened.
What am I gonna tell you about this for? You're friends with the asshole.
You know, Rick,
is there anybody in this room that has something nice to say about you?
- Erica, please. - Shut up, Anton.
You know, when your father died, I thought you might actually change,
maybe get your life together, become more mature.
But instead, you quit school
and right away start throwing your father's money around.
And how do you show it off to my husband?
By renting out a penthouse full of strippers and hookers.
Erica, you've had it in for me before we even met, okay?
But does anybody here talk about the good things I've done, huh?
Anton ever tell you who loaned him that cash
for that little honeymoon of yours?
You're looking at him, right here.
Oh, yeah? With your father's money.
Yeah, well, my father's money
paid for that fucking rock on your sister's finger.
- Rick, what the fuck? - Rick.
You gotta walk away right now. It's getting out of hand.
Okay, fine.
I'll be out of here first thing in the morning.
Enjoy your game.
Don't let the door kick you in the ass on the way out.
- I wouldn't worry about that one, hon. - Fucking prick.
Well, that was fun.
Yay. I'm going to roll now.
Okay.
"Bestow a sweet peck
of innocent bliss to the person seated beside thee,
a harmless kiss."
What is this, "Spin the Bottle"?
What's everybody looking at me for?
Kiss him. What the hell do I care? It's no big deal.
Hey, do it. Do it.
- Kiss him. Kiss him. - Do it.
Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him.
All right, I'll kiss him.
- Who wants margaritas? - I do.
- I'll go. I'll go. - I do.
Let's go.
Hey, guys, what was up with that back there?
Does, like, everyone think I'm a prude or something?
Well, you wear a T-shirt over your bathing suit.
- You don't drink. You don't smoke. - I have asthma.
Erica, I got you a vibrator for your bachelorette party
and you thought it was a back massager.
That's so sad. Aww.
Well, at least I don't crawl into bed with perfect strangers
and pretend it's acting just because there's a camera in the room.
First of all, B-movie is Shakespeare compared to porno.
No, sweetie.
Shakespeare is Shakespeare.
A B-movie is porno.
Excuse me.
Well, maybe to a prude like you.
Shit. This is never gonna come out.
- Here, put this on. Give me that. - Okay.
I'll wash it out before it stains.
Don't let her get to you, okay?
I admire how outgoing you are.
So what's the matter with you and Trent?
You guys make such a good couple.
He's been so distant lately
ever since they promoted Robert over him.
He won't even talk about it.
Yeah, I heard him kind of dodge that earlier.
Yeah. We've been together for five years.
If he can't talk about his feelings and his problems, then it's useless.
I think what you need is a good one-night stand.
Great sex cures all.
I could never cheat on Trent with another guy.
What about with a woman?
I don't go that way.
You should try it.
I have. It's liberating.
You keep looking.
Do you like 'em?
I was noticing what a great job they did.
They look fabulous.
- Feel 'em. - What?
Come on, don't be embarrassed. They feel natural.
Come on.
What's wrong?
Rick? Oh, you pis-
Shit.
I hope you got enough batteries for the boom box.
Hey, you know,
I wonder, what would Rick do
if he knew that we were smoking his shit?
Well, at least he's good for something.
- What? What's so funny? - Look what you're doing right now.
You're so fucking rude.
I can smoke and I did that at the same time.
Okay, my roll. Let's do this.
Go ahead.
- Are you okay? - Eight.
- Hey. - One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
- "Unnameable." - Shh.
Listen.
"A fruitless wish could drive thee mad.
What hath thee always yearned for, yet never had?"
Sex with twins.
Excuse me, are you talking about sex with my wife?
Hold on. Hold on just a second.
Hold on. Listen to me.
You two used to date
and we all know for a fact have had sex.
So you've had sex with my girl.
Listen. Why can't I have sex with yours? It'd make us even.
The same goes for Renee.
Plus I've always wanted to do twins.
- You're killing me. - I think it's time to move on, okay?
It's done. Done. Finito.
Ah, doubles.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
- Oh, my God. - Whoa. What the fuck?
Did you see that?
Do you think this thing is on some kind of a timer or something?
- Holy shit. - Oh, my God. Oh.
Oh, my God.
"Come ye all to the carnival of curses big and small.
Take thy turn and spin the wheel of Exum--"
Exium.
I said that. You repeated me.
"Of Ex--ll what was that again?
- Exium. - "Exium,
who was sentenced to turn for eternity."
Okay.
"Carved in stone, words deep and bold.
Thou must grant the wish last told."
Light, camera, action, damn it.
I don't want to play this game anymore.
Hey, rules are rules.
There's no way you're having sex with my sister.
This is ridiculous, okay? It's cheating.
Whoa, whoa, wait a second. I may have a solution.
Is that really cheating if we all do it together?
I mean, we're friends. We know each other.
You two are sisters, for God's sake.
Look, if it will make it easier,
you two can sleep with me and then sleep with Anton.
Hell, or all four of us all together. Just no grab-ass from you, okay?
- Erica, What? No. - Hey, let's do it.
I can't feel my toes.
You know that I have always been a little bit resentful
that you've hooked up with Anton.
So this is a way to fix that forever.
I'm really enjoying playing the hell out of this game.
- This is some fun shit. - I don't have any toes.
First of all, there's no way
my sister would do this in a million years.
We roomed together, and Erica thought
that "420" was a household cleaner.
She did. She did.
Wait, she didn't lose her virginity until when she was, like, 21?
- She's still a virgin. - Why do you bring this up?
Guys, easy.
yeah?
Let's go, boys.
Erica, hold on.
I guess that's our cue.
- Don't stay up. - Oh, shit.
Oh, my--
Get the fuck-- I love this game.
Oh, damn, I got the munchies.
Well?
Switch.
- Come on, let's all go for a dip. - What are you doing?
We're just screwing with you guys.
Although the fact that you're getting into it is really starting
- to make me horny. - I second that.
Come on. Come on.
- Be careful. - Just follow me.
- Come on. It's all right. - Okay, just be careful.
Jesus Christ.
Pete, you scared the hell out of me.
Inoficed the lights weren't on.
Did the power go off?
Yeah, it went out about an hour ago.
Yeah, well, it's an old house. It happens.
Can you fix it?
Oh, no, I can't fix it tonight.
Tell everybody I'll be going into the mainland.
I'll get a box of fuses.
Brought you some candles.
Ain't no big city fire trucks out here,
so don't go burning down my house.
Man, that is some good shit.
Man, what the hell did you put in that thing?
- You want some? - Hell, no.
Where the hell did everybody go?
You don't want to know.
It's your turn.
Oh, it's my turn. Thank you.
- Whoa. - Hey.
It's like it has a mind of its own.
Hey, hey, what the hell? I was winning here. Come on, man.
It can't be running on gears 'cause I don't see a crank.
And it's too old to be running on batteries.
"Kneel before the fabled pond
where Narcissus drowned
after falling in love with his own reflection.
There thou will find his lover Echo
who replenishes the water with her tears."
So romantic.
So depressing.
"The pond may look shallow, but this watery mirror
is as deep as the soul.
So share not thy vision, or thou might just fall in."
What?
Nothing.
Says here you have to roll again.
Okay.
"Carry out thy vision seen in Echo's pond."
What?
You've gotta be kidding me.
What? You didn't actually see something, did you?
Come with me.
Where are we going?
Follow me and I'll show you.
Oh, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going? I'm right here. Are you leaving me?
Hey, can I come?
Oh, man, I don't know what I would do if I were you,
but you have to admit, that is pretty damn hot.
I mean, well, it's not like she's cheating on me
with a guy or anything-- you know, like that.
It's fine with me if it's fine with you.
I mean, this is cool. This is cool, right?
Oh, my God.
My turn.
"Honesty, often akin to poisonous drinks,
tell thy friend what thou truly thinks."
Based on my observation,
if you really want to elevate your status in this company,
it's gonna have to start with a considerable attitude adjustment.
Now the whole "I'm black and I'm proud" thing
doesn't fly in the corporate world. You have to be a team player.
Now quit the Y. Join the country club.
Take up golf. It's called "building relationships."
And what's the deal with your attendance lately?
You know that desk and that phone at work?
Think of that phone as your ATM machine.
You have to be on that phone to get the money out.
You don't get the apps-- you can't get the loan.
If you don't get the loan, then you don't get paid.
Remember your ABCs-- "always be closing."
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Hello!
Will somebody please help me?
Trent?
Is that you?
Come on.
Come on, man, please untie me.
So tell me why you did it.
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
Jesus, Trent, are you out of your fucking mind?
You sabotaged my loan file.
Why?
It really wasn't my intention.
Wrong fucking answer.
We can do this all fucking night. I don't give a shit, all right?
I already know you did it. Why did you do it?
I got greedy, plain and simple.
I got myself into debt really bad.
And I just needed one big payday to get things back on track.
I saw an opportunity and I took it.
But like I said, I had plans to make it all right.
How was I to know that closing that deal
would get me promoted? I just needed the commission.
If you needed money,
all you had to do was ask.
No.
You were just trying to show me up.
No, man. No.
Yeah.
It really wasn't intentional.
- That's exactly what it was. - Let me go. Let me go!
You wanted to show everybody what a fuckup Trent was
and how good old motherfucking "White Chocolate"
could save the day.
You've come to save the day, huh?
"I can save the deal for you.
I can save the deal." That's what you wanted to do.
No, man. Come on, man.
Please don't, man, I'm begging you.
Look what we got here.
I wonder if this motherfucker works.
Sounds like this motherfucker got some gas.
No, man, please don't.
I'm begging you, man, stop. I'm sorry, man.
I said-- did you hear me? I said I'm sorry.
Everybody's fucking sorry.
They always say they're sorry right at the 11th hour
or at the point that they get caught.
How are we gonna make this right between us, Rob?
- How are we gonna make it right? - Oh, God.
Motherfucker, take this!
Okay, I don't want to drown, you guys.
You got shit for brains?
We're two hours from the mainland.
This entire island's filled with deadwood and dried brush.
If you set this dock on fire, the island, my house,
all of us will be turned into kindling.
Pete, you're scaring me.
You try to set my island on fire again,
I'll gut you like a fish.
Anton, are you okay?
That was creepy.
What's wrong?
Oh, fuck. I just stepped on something.
- What? - Hold on. Ow.
It hurts.
- Baby, are you all right? - Let me see.
No. I cut my foot open.
- Is she okay? - Let's get you fixed up.
Hold on.
Here, I'll come with you.
Yeah, it's okay, baby. Don't worry about it.
It's okay, bro. I got it.
I'll come back with some fresh towels in a minute.
Are you sure? Hang on a second. I'll come help.
- No, it's okay, baby. - Don't worry.
Baby, let me come with you.
No, baby, it's okay. Have fun.
It's locked.
Guys, the door's locked.
- Hello. - Just a minute.
Just a minute?
- Hey. - Where were you guys?
- What took you guys so long? - I used three rolls of gauze.
- She had a real deep cut. - I got you towels.
- Whose shirt is that? - It's Anton's.
Why are you wearing Anton's shirt?
She was cold, dude. What's the big deal?
It's not like I've never worn his shirts before.
Okay, come on, let's go find everyone, okay?
What were you and Renee doing when we showed up?
I told you, I was dressing her wound.
Why was the door locked?
Locked? It wasn't locked.
Come on, let's go.
Yeah, actually, it was.
- It must have jammed or something. - Jammed?
What's the matter with you?
I was--
I was just on my way to the bathroom.
You guys finished already?
Are you kidding? Haven't you ever heard of halftime?
Do I sense a little hanky-panky over here?
Ahem-- and...
you'll never guess with who.
Robert?
Nope.
Trent?
Nope.
Both?
Nope.
Oh, my God, what happened here?
Where is everybody?
You know what? Let's get the boys. Let's go find out.
- Come on, give us a peek. - No.
- Come on. - No.
- Show us what we've been missing. - No.
- Pretty please? - No.
Who said you could flaunt your naked body in front of my husband?
You are such a slut.
Could you be more obvious about wanting to fuck my fiancé?
How could you? Oh, my God.
Renee-!
Renee, would you please just talk to me?
Stop running around on your foot. You're gonna make it worse.
Erica, open the door, please.
Give me a break. An hour ago you were gonna let me sleep with your sister.
- Well, that didn't happen, did it? - I want to know
the real reason you were in Anton's room for so long.
What are you getting at?
I want to know what you were doing, Renee.
- What were you doing? - What are you getting at?
When I saw you, you had this classic
guilty expression on your face, like you knew you'd been caught,
but you were gonna play it off like nothing had happened.
- The door was locked, for chrissakes. - The door was not locked. It was stuck.
Why was it closed anyway?
I don't know why it was closed. What do you think?
What, do you think I fucked Anton?
Is that what you think?
Don't you try to turn this around on me.
Don't you fucking lie to me!
What? You were gonna hit me.
No. No. I just raised my fist.
To hit me.
Renee, I'm sorry.
I love you.
Don't use that word with me.
No. No!
It was bought with Rick's money anyway.
Honey, you're taking this whole thing the wrong way.
Josh and I-- we get childish sometimes.
You know, best friends do that.
If Josh is really your best friend,
why did he say to me when I was alone with him in the water,
"isn't it about time you got a piece of a real man?"
He put his hands all over me, Anton.
That's the real reason I came back so quickly.
What? What do you mean, he said that?
- Ow! What the fuck? - Did you grope Erica in the water?
She says you practically molested her.
What the fuck are you talking about?
She just told me, Josh. She was bawling her eyes out.
She's full of shit. I didn't even touch her.
Jesus Christ.
I think you fucking broke my nose.
Oh.
You motherfucker.
You can't stand the idea
that I would touch your girl...
while you were fucking mine.
Hurry.
Erica, this isn't funny.
Ugh, I can't stand her.
I don't like playing games.
Renee, did you--?
Come here.
I can't stand her.
MY things.
Why are you doing this?
We know why you came here this weekend.
I came here to spend time with all of you guys.
You must think we're stupid.
I don't know what you're talking about.
"Anton, because he's a sensitive, romantic type."
And Josh is the "big, strong, take-charge kind of guy."
Whore!
Help me!
Oh, fuck. You scared the shit out of me.
I'm hearing Veronique screaming out there--
- What the fuck is wrong with you? - You fucked Rick, didn't you?
You fucked Rick, didn't you?
Pete! Pete!
Open up! Help!
Hello?
Hey.
Hello?
Is anybody here?
She had her hands all over you, Danny.
All over you, man.
I think she was more into you.
I still can't believe it. She was hot.
No-o-o!
Why did you lie, Rick?
Whoa, Kathy. It's me-- Rick.
Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
- He'll kill me. - What?
I think he killed Veronique. Look what he fucking did to me.
Whoa, whoa, slow down. I can't understand what you're saying.
What don't you fucking understand?
Shit.
What the hell?
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Is that any way to treat somebody's home?
Watch your step. Watch your step.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I thought we were going in your boat. Why are we at Pete's boat?
The keys to my boat are back at the house.
Why?
- 'Cause I'm an idiot. - Oh, God.
I've got a plan.
L 9°11 YOU. I got you.
L 9011 you.
Oh, fuck.
Come on, we gotta wrap that up, stop the bleeding.
Let me find you something here.
Come here. Let me see.
Jesus.
Come on.
Oh, fuck.
All right, just hide here until I come back, okay?
Come on. It's gonna be okay. Come on, Kathy.
I won't be gone long, I promise.
Okay?
Yo, it's Rick.
Is anybody here?
Hello.
Where are my keys?
Erica!
Jesus. What the fuck?
Oh, Veronique.
Nos no! no, no, "C.
What, you don't like her new look?
What about my new look, baby? Want a peek?
I've always wanted her eyes.
And now I have them.
- Give him the money shot, sis. - But of course.
Watch this.
Did they look as good on me as they did on her?
Are you insane?
Don't act so innocent. We know what you did to Josh.
Wha-- no, wait. I-- I didn't.
All you did was save us some trouble.
Now it's your turn.
I was-- I was faithful to you.
Why couldn't you be?
Rick!
Kathy, it's me-- Rick.
- Come to save your girlfriend? - Come on, man.
There's no need for this.
Of course there isn't.
You've already fucked her, right?
- So why bother? - Trent, man,
she needs medical attention. Kathy's hurt really bad.
I'm gonna hurt you too.
- Where did he go? - I don't know. I can't see him.
- You think he's dead? - You may have knocked him out.
I can't be sure.
Come on, just...
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on.
Robert too.
What?
I found him in the basement.
Oh, God. How?
You don't want to know.
Oh! Oh, fuck.
Come on, come on. Come on, let's go. Get up. Get up.
- Come on, Kathy. - Come on, hurry up.
What are we gonna do?
- I'm gonna find Pete. - Hurry up.
Pete, it's Rick and Kathy. Are you around?
Anton.
It's me. It's Kathy and Rick.
Hey, we're-- we're your friends.
He's no friend of mine.
Anton, please put the knives down.
You broke Erica's heart, Rick.
I told you I didn't want any hookers at my bachelor party,
but, no, you had to have it your way.
I brought the girls, but I didn't make you sleep with them.
Just calm down, man.
If Erica hasn't forgiven you, she will.
Just give her some time.
She won't!
She's dead. And you're next.
That had to hurt.
Are you two okay?
Yeah. Thanks.
What the hell is going on here?
I couldn't even begin to explain it.
You have to get us off this island now.
Do you have a phone or something?
Well, I had a radio until somebody smashed it up.
What about your boat? Does it work?
The same person that smashed the radio
took the keys to the boat and my shells. I only got one shot left.
Shit.
I suppose I can hot-wire the boat.
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.
Whoa, not so fast there, slick.
- You two ain't going anywhere with me. - What?
Oh, no, I'm flying solo from here on out.
Please, you have to take us with you.
No, I don't have to do nothing, darling. It's my island, my rules.
Now, I've seen some pretty sick shit here tonight.
I ain't taking my chances with you two.
You can hide until I bring back the authorities.
Come on, man. She's hurt.
"Come on, man" nothing. You sit tight.
I'll be back in about an hour or so.
Shit. We're fucked.
Shit.
- What do you think? - Fuck, I don't know.
- Well, shouldn't we check it out? - No, Pete said to stay here.
He only had one shot.
That means two things.
What?
Either he killed Trent and we're safe,
or he didn't.
And if he didn't, then what?
Fuck it. I'd be willing to take my chance with that rowboat.
Fuck it.
- Anything to get off this island. - Let's go.
Shit. We're fucked.
Shh. Keep your voice down.
What if he hears us?
- Well, now what? - I--
Maybe we should go back in the house.
Are you kidding me?
We're way better off holing up here until morning.
Fuck.
I'll stand guard while you get some rest, okay?
He'! '
I'm not gonna close my eyes until we're off this death trap.
- Did you hear that? - Where is it coming from?
What the fuck is that?
Seriously, I can't take this shit anymore.
- I want to get the fuck out of here. - Just shut the fuck up for a second.
It's down here.
Oh, shit! Don't look. Don't look.
Oh, my God.
Get it out of here. Get it out of here.
Well, what do you want me to do? I'm not going out there with it.
Just take it outside, and throw it out the fucking door in the water.
- Just get it out of my sight. - Shit.
Fuck. Oh.
All right. All right.
Happy now?
Yes. Thank you.
Danny.
Come on, wake up, man.
I told you not to drive.
- Jesus, you scared me. - You unbelievable bastard!
- What the hell are you talking about? - You killed Danny.
- You were driving the car. - What?
I saw what you did. You moved his fucking dead body.
You killed Danny.
You're fucking nuts. It's that game. It's gotten inside your head.
It shows you what you want to believe.
I don't believe a word you say!
Wait, wait, Kathy. Listen to me.
When we were heading back to the car that night,
I did see Danny stumble and fall.
And I knew right then and there I should have stopped him.
But you know what? I didn't. I let him drive.
And that will haunt me for the rest of my life, Kathy.
But I wasn't the one who was driving.
You're a liar.
This isn't gonna bring him back. He is dead.
And there's nothing I can do or say that's gonna change that.
You know, when you snitched about that bachelor party to everybody,
I lost everyone.
Now everyone hates me because of you.
Haven't I suffered enough?
You could never suffer enough!
Oh, shit.
Rick.
Rick, are you gonna answer the question or what?
Simple answer-- yes or no.
- Ask him again, babe. - Okay.
"In Echo's Pond, sights thee have seen.
Choose to make them reality or dream."
Rick? You pig.
- Rick, what the fuck? - He's no friend of mine.
Rick, is there anybody in this room
that has something nice to say about you?
Don't think you're staying with me.
I only got a single bed in my room.
- Grow the fuck up, Rick. - I will never forgive you.
Nowhere in the rules does it say that anyone has to forgive you.
Don't look so defeated.
Don't let the door kick you in the ass on the way out.
- Why did you lie, Rick? - You're a liar.
- You broke Erica's heart, Rick. - You killed Danny!
You could never suffer enough!