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No, man...don't come in the morning,
I won't be here til two...

2
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...'cause that's when the morning's swell
finally flattens out, you dig?

3
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Alright...just bring it on the back then.
Cool. Peace.

4
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I'm not normal.

5
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Clearly!

6
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I need a job.

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It's yours.

8
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Hang on, Trucker. You said hiring
was a democratic process around here.

9
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Yeah, that's the way I heard it.

10
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Ok, all those in favor of hiring, uh...

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Piper.

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...Piper, put your hands up.

13
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Thank you, Jen.

14
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Hey, what about an interview?

15
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Oh, that's fine.

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Ok, Urr.. let me think.

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Elvis. Dead or alive?

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Dead.

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Andy Kaufman?

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Dead.

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Jerry Garcia?

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Grateful, and dead.

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Mariah Carey?

24
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Are we talking about her acting career, or...?

25
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No.

26
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Ok, then, alive..

27
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Why did you come to Santa Cruz?

28
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I have family here.

29
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Are you a virgin?

30
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- Oh, Mr. Julius.
- Sorry, I'm sorry.

31
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No, but I used to be.

32
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You're not a witch, by any chance?

33
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Is that a job requirement?

34
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Trucker's blazing for the woman who runs
the crystal store across the street.

35
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He thinks she's wiccan.

36
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Yeah, they're soulmates, except
she's not exactly aware of that yet.

37
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Ok everybody, time to vote.

38
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Ok, time for a little homework.

39
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Then can we go to the craft store?

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Everybody relax!

41
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I'm here.

42
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Oh, and so close to almost on time.

43
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Oh, come on, we won't start the show
on the time we expect in everyday.

44
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He works here?

45
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Well, he's employed here.

46
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Jerk!

47
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Don't pay attention to him.

48
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Ok, today's topic of conversation:

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"Clueless men and the woman
who use them for gratification"

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Who are you?

51
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Piper.

52
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Piper, what are you doing here, Piper?

53
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I work here.

54
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Why wasn't I notified?
I wasn't notified!

55
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Hey, Priestly! We hired someone.

56
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Thank you.

57
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I swear, we need a bulletin board,
staff e-mail or something.

58
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You know, Priestly?
Piper thinks Elvis is dead.

59
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Really?

60
00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,952
Now you're hiring people
who failed the interview?

61
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Come on, man!

62
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I don't know. I mean,
you're cute and everything, but...

63
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But what? Come on, Tish.

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- It's just...
- Here it comes!

65
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- I don't really like sex.
- What?

66
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- How can you not like...
- I've never had a...

67
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...you know?

68
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Whoa! Never?

69
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Well, obviously you haven't
been with the right guy.

70
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My god, is that really work?

71
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Every time.

72
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Are you kidding me?
It's man's greatest challenge.

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Tish is the scorpion queen.

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See you tonight.

75
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Damn!

76
00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,750
Well, another comrade
used and discarded, huh Tish?

77
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You know, I'll be honest with you, Tish,

78
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I've never been really comfortable
watching you doing that to men

79
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when there it should be some sort
of warning sign posted

80
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If men are that easy to manipulate,

81
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they deserve to be taken advantage of.

82
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I'm easy to manipulate.
Why don't women take advantage of me?

83
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I think we can all guess the answer to that.

84
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Is that the crystal lady?

85
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Oh yeah, that's Zo.

86
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Zo...

87
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Yeah, it's short for Zoheret.

88
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It means "she shines" in hebrew.

89
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You see? She knows things.

90
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She seems nice, Trucker.

91
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So, I'll...give you a call later?

92
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Yeah, I will, sure.

93
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Oh, look! She can still walk.

94
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Alright, let's tell it.
What was his grade?

95
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"A" for effort,
"C" for execution.

96
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Natural gift?

97
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Didn't even register.

98
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That bad, huh?

99
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That bad, and...he knows it.

100
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You know, did you at least tell him
that size doesn't matter?

101
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Yeah, sure, I told him.

102
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You don't actually think guys believe that,
do you?

103
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Hey Piper, what's in case?

104
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Oh. It's my art stuff.

105
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Are you an artist?

106
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Oh, that's cool! Do you paint, like,
controversial shit?

107
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Like, people pissing on the Pope
or something?

108
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- No!
- That's not even controversial anymore.

109
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Then what the hell is it?

110
00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,990
Well, that's like that, you know
"politically correct controversialism".

111
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,350
It has been done so often that they expect it, now.

112
00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,750
Paint someone pissing on Martin Luther King
and see what happens.

113
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Or...Martin Luther King pissing on the Pope

114
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That's controversial.

115
00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,591
Yeah...or,
the Pope pissing on Martin Luther King?

116
00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,029
- Or Martin Lawrence?
- That would really be-

117
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Ok, guys...guys!
I don't paint anyone pissing on anyone. Sorry.

118
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Yeah, no...it was just an idea,

119
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I'm just saying, if I was an artist
I would definetely be pissing on somebody.

120
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Hey, Trucker!

121
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Right! Piper,
why don't you decorate our wall for us?

122
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- Really?
- Sure.

123
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What...what should I paint?

124
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It's yours. Go for it!

125
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You don't have to paint anyone
pissing on anyone.

126
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- I...I mean, unless you want to.
- Good morning.

127
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It was in my mail by mistake.

128
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,795
Hi, Piper...nice to meet you.

129
00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,909
Hi.

130
00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,596
Wait wait wait wait...
how...how did you know her name?

131
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,637
She just feels like a piper.

132
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,991
Zo, before you leave,
can I make you a sandwich?

133
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,908
The roast turkey is very good.

134
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,230
Thank you, but I don't eat anyhting
that had a mother.

135
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,009
Oh! Ok, Umm....

136
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,234
Eggs salad then?

137
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,757
Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion,
aren't they?

138
00:10:30,757 --> 00:10:33,713
I mean,
I support the woman's right to choose,

139
00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:36,513
...but I don't believe anyone
asked the chickens beforehand.

140
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,119
Right on!

141
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,399
Well, actually,
since farmers don't keep roosters

142
00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:42,999
the eggs aren't fertilized, so...

143
00:10:42,999 --> 00:10:45,998
technically we're just eating a by-product
of the hen's menstrual cycle.

144
00:10:45,998 --> 00:10:50,199
Well, that's certainly appetizing;
A hen-period-salad, that's...lovely.

145
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,473
I think I'll just stick to the 6-inch tofurkey.

146
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- 6-inch tofurkey.
- Coming up!

147
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,709
What's this?

148
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,916
Oh, I made a website for Trucker.
And there's our online order forms

149
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:08,874
so that people just e-mail me their orders and
then we have them ready at their backup time.

150
00:11:08,874 --> 00:11:09,989
That's cool!

151
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,192
Yeah, and this way Jen's online
in case Fuzzy checks in, right?

152
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,479
Who's Fuzzy?

153
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,349
He's just an online friend.
A guy.

154
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,712
Oh, I hope he's a guy.

155
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,389
We agreed not to exchange
any identifying information.

156
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,351
So basically he could be
Charles Manson with a laptop?

157
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,675
Bingo!

158
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:31,551
No, Fuzzy is good. His presence feels peaceful,
don't you sense it?

159
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,358
Yeah, I sense something.

160
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,639
What? Maybe I do.

161
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,030
Just follow where your soul leads, Jen.

162
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,349
Thank you.

163
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,909
Bye, Trucker.

164
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,349
Bye.

165
00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:59,353
Did I say anything stupid?

166
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:05,078
Doesn't it worry you?
I mean, you don't know anything about him

167
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,715
...or her...or even it.

168
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,510
You know, he's just somebody I can talk to.

169
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,072
And I know it's crazy,
but...I feel really close to him.

170
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,879
Do you think he's your soulmate?

171
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,834
Would that be so bad?

172
00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:20,949
No, but...

173
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,396
...what happens when it wants to meet?

174
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,910
Well, we've been e-knowing for almost a year,
and it hasn't come up.

175
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:30,069
A year!

176
00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:32,919
Jen, what do you guys talk about
if you don't talk about each other?

177
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,873
Everything else,

178
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,878
I mean, we talk about music,
and books, the war in Iraq...

179
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,799
his dog, my cat...

180
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,034
You know, I just told him
that I started working

181
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,838
with a future famous artist.

182
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,873
Well, let's not get carried away.

183
00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,192
It must be such a trick to look at the ocean
and know you can draw it.

184
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,473
Are your parents artistic?

185
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,278
Yeah, my mom's really good.

186
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,357
So maybe you'll have
a super-talented kid one day.

187
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,635
I already do.

188
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,028
I was 15.

189
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,593
I had 4 younger brothers.

190
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,077
Got one of them who was still in diapers.

191
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,431
So, there was no way my
mom was gonna let me keep her.

192
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,558
I never met the couple, but
I spoke to the wife on the phone once.

193
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,356
She said their names were
Lisa and Noah, and...

194
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,636
that they wanted to name her Julia.

195
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,356
She asked if that was ok with me.

196
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,430
I thought that was really considerate,
you know?

197
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,957
She promised to stay in touch,

198
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:48,718
to send pictures...

199
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,399
That's nice.

200
00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:53,154
And she did, for about 2 years.

201
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,273
Then it just stopped.

202
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,393
The last pictures I saw
were of Julia's second birthday.

203
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,518
Just like that?

204
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,160
Nothing for 6 years.

205
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,119
Then I saw this!

206
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,950
I was reading this article about gifted kids.

207
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,994
In the back they have some pictures
of the art students of Santa Cruz, look!

208
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,873
There she is.

209
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:25,150
Ok, I mean...she kinda looks like you and
she's the right age, but-

210
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,994
Jen, I'm not whacked.
Ok, look, they list her name.

211
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,829
- Julia! Julia Miller! And, she's artistic.
- Yeah, but-

212
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,753
So I got on the Net and
I looked up Millers in Santa Cruz.

213
00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:38,236
There was a million of them, but
there was only one under the name "Noah".

214
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,119
That was the husband's name.

215
00:14:40,119 --> 00:14:42,913
So, I waited until the middle of the day,
and I called the number.

216
00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:45,753
And I got the voice mail,
and...they were on it!

217
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,030
"This is Noah...and Julia."

218
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,548
Like that.

219
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,353
Jen, it's them!

220
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,559
What are you gonna do?

221
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,799
I don't know.

222
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,194
Some days it's enough to know
that she's happy and healthy and...

223
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,632
...other days...

224
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,435
So, what kind of tricks do you have in mind?

225
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,792
Well, you'll see tonight.
I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

226
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,112
Woodstock, you know, it was just beautiful.
It was perfect, you know?

227
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,040
It was all about peace,
and free love, and music-

228
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,988
And draft orgy. Drugs.
Irresponsibility. Freak!

229
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:39,790
Oh, Mr. J. don't be a buzz-kill,
just focus on the love, huh?

230
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,429
Hi.

231
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,629
It's beautiful.

232
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,669
Thank you.

233
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,673
- You hungry?
- Yeah.

234
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,513
Oh, no, thank you for the rock.

235
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,472
Oh, no, don't even think about it.
My karma needs all the help it can get.

236
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,912
Thank you, Trucker.

237
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,280
Ok, so anyway,
they move you wrong about the drugs.

238
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,958
And I wish I was alive back then!

239
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,838
I mean, it's just my luck to hit my sexual peak
during a time when...

240
00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:59,197
...when celibacy is cool,
and...the only safe sex is watching porn.

241
00:16:59,197 --> 00:17:01,880
I should've peaked 40 years ago!

242
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,234
What it'd be so better with?

243
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,794
I mean, you still wouldn't get laid,
and you'd still be watching porn.

244
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,996
The only difference would be,
you'd be wearing more polyester.

245
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,958
She does have a point, Priestly.

246
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,872
But, at least here you have company.

247
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,276
No one's got much, except for...Tish.

248
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,720
- I'm excited about tonight. Oh, what time?
- 8:30

249
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,429
- Bye.
- Bye!

250
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,513
Oh, don't even start with me!

251
00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:31,989
If men are that easy to alternate,
they deserve what they get.

252
00:17:31,989 --> 00:17:33,599
Hey, I'm easy! Don't I deserve it?

253
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,154
Well, Priestly, see, your problem is
you always go after the hot chicks.

254
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,476
You know,
you gotta raise your expectations, man!

255
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,589
Excuse me?

256
00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:42,577
Well, really good looking women,
they're high maintenance.

257
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:46,190
And without exception...
completely worthless between the sheets.

258
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,509
Seriously?

259
00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:48,629
God's truth.

260
00:17:48,629 --> 00:17:50,392
Certainly been my experience.

261
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,153
Oh, pff...you guys are pathetic!

262
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,239
- Alright. Take Tish, for example.
- Right?

263
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,149
Men are so pumped to be with a body like hers,

264
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,948
that all she's gotta do is just lay back
and enjoy the ride, you see?

265
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,550
That way she's never gonna
develop any skills in bed.

266
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,829
I second that!

267
00:18:03,829 --> 00:18:05,234
Hey, I work hard!

268
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,073
Hey, don't get me wrong!
Attractive women are great to look at,

269
00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:09,838
just don't go home with the prom queen.

270
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,417
Give her the crown,
she'll never go down.

271
00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:13,118
I was the prom queen!

272
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,714
Well, I rest my case.

273
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,195
Alright, that's it!
You and me, in the office.

274
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,038
I'll show you how I've had my crown!

275
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,109
Women!

276
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,152
They are so easy to alternate.

277
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,188
They deserve what they get!

278
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,789
Dicks!

279
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,828
Nice! Nice!
Shit!

280
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,638
No, Stop!

281
00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:35,439
Come back here!

282
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,589
Thank you.

283
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,635
Wow, that was a near death experience!
Thanks.

284
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,475
No problem.

285
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,639
Wow! You draw really good rocks!
They're better than mine.

286
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,955
Wanna know why?

287
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:54,069
Sure.

288
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,589
I can show you.

289
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,237
You just gotta deepen the shadows, see?

290
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,093
Don't be afraid to be bold.

291
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:05,394
Wow!

292
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,509
Thanks!

293
00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:09,953
That's a nice subject.

294
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,030
Oh, and I hope you don't mind.
I'm not a pervert or anything,

295
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:14,918
I just tried to practice drawing children.

296
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,758
Doesn't look like you need much practice.

297
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,229
You want it?

298
00:21:21,229 --> 00:21:22,469
No.

299
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,119
Not really.

300
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,435
I'm kidding!

301
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,996
I'm kidding, I'd love it,
if you don't mind parting with it, of course.

302
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,353
- What's her name?
- Julia.

303
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,872
She is another artist.
You know, sometimes I feel like...

304
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,395
the only person left in the universe
who still paints by numbers.

305
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,473
Oh, she must get all her artistic talents
from her mother, then.

306
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,159
Yeah, who knows?

307
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,797
Thank you very much.
It's beautiful.

308
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,959
She's beautiful.

309
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,995
Yeah, I'm sorta partial to it a little bit.

310
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,314
My name is Noah, by the way.

311
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,312
I'm...Anna.

312
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,278
Anna, pleasured,

313
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,996
Especially since we've established
that you are not a pervert.

314
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,669
Take care!

315
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,069
Bye.

316
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,033
Hey, what's wrong with your cosmobile?

317
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,554
Ah, won't start...

318
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,196
Can you hop in and see
if we can get it governable?

319
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,435
Ok, try!

320
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,949
Ain't got nothing.

321
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,708
Ok, once more.

322
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,909
Cut up, cut!

323
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,554
Alright, go again.

324
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,758
- That was weird, right?
- That was weird, weird.

325
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,909
Apron!

326
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,736
Oh, look! Fuzzy22, right on time.

327
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,889
Shut up!

328
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,951
Can't believe it, Jen,
you've fallen for a cop.

329
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,269
Why do you think he's a cop?

330
00:23:40,269 --> 00:23:41,799
Huh, "fuzz"...what else could it be?

331
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:42,858
I'm thinking "peach fuzz"...

332
00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:45,233
...since he's probably, like,
12 or something.

333
00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:46,759
Or maybe he's got a really hairy back.

334
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,072
Maybe he's a peach farmer in Georgia.

335
00:23:49,072 --> 00:23:51,156
Oh, Jen! You don't wanna move to Georgia!

336
00:23:51,156 --> 00:23:52,633
I'm not moving anywhere.

337
00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:54,279
I bet the "22" means he's a gun freak.

338
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,595
Could...just be his age, you know.

339
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,911
Or...could be the number of years left
until his parole hearing.

340
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,038
Yeah, or maybe the last 22 years have been
doing him into a fuzzy form...

341
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,679
I like that one.

342
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:28,314
What can I do for you two?

343
00:24:28,314 --> 00:24:30,670
We phoned it in.
2 spicy italian subs.

344
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,629
How big?

345
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,238
10 inches...

346
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,389
Total?

347
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,073
Each, of course.

348
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,395
I'm Tish.

349
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,394
Oh my God!

350
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,718
That work for anybody else?

351
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,490
What my problem is?

352
00:25:26,710 --> 00:25:29,560
My problem is that we got married
without my mother.

353
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,461
Look, hold on for a second.
hold on for a second.

354
00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:33,235
Excuse me?

355
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,669
No, not you! Just...

356
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,514
Hello, excuse me!

357
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,394
Hello!

358
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,999
Oh, I'm sorry, I...

359
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,759
"Oh, I'm sorry!"...yeah...

360
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:50,435
I ordered a 12-inch veggie sub.
Does this look like a 12 inches to you?

361
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:51,830
No, I...

362
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,389
You know how girls are not good
with measurements.

363
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,830
My last boyfriend told me that this
was 12 inches.

364
00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:01,399
So, go figure!

365
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,715
Well...

366
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,119
Thanks.

367
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,839
Thank you very much. Thanks.

368
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,555
Thank you!

369
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,309
Thank you. ...I'm such an idiot!

370
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,214
Alright, Jen, What's up?
You never struck any order.

371
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,128
Yeah, what happened?

372
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,711
Fuzzy's mother's finally
taken his computer away?

373
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,229
No, actually, he wants to meet.

374
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,311
Don't do it, Jen.
You don't know anything about him.

375
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,737
What it is that freaks you out so bad with it?

376
00:26:38,738 --> 00:26:40,638
You go home with anybody
who gives you lip service!

377
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,591
I talk to them first, dork!

378
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,711
Besides, I can take care of myself.

379
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,518
This is Jen we talk about.

380
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,439
Ok, reality check, guys!
I mean, this guy could live in Madagascar!

381
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,392
Yeah! Or Schenectady.

382
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,230
He lives down near L.A.
He told me.

383
00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:57,157
Did you tell him you're here in Santa Cruz?

384
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,314
Jesus, Jen!
Tell me you didn't tell him your real name!

385
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,597
No, he only knows me as "Ladybugger".

386
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,039
So what now, Ladybugger?

387
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,038
I'm gonna think about it.

388
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,938
Oh, Christ!

389
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,713
Tish, right?

390
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,673
Mistery man, right?

391
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,669
Tadd.

392
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,155
Tadd.

393
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,949
Another spicy italian sub, Tadd?

394
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,954
Just one?

395
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,833
One for Brad too.

396
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,509
Nice hair.

397
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,868
Thanks, "Taddly".

398
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,759
Well, see you around, Tish.

399
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,479
Tadd and Brad.

400
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,991
Well, isn't that...gay?

401
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,154
Guess who!

402
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,554
Oh...I don't know!

403
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,559
Remember me?

404
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,518
Of course I remember you.

405
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,392
Daddy, look who I found!

406
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,633
Hey there! It's Anna,
who draws rocks and little girl.

407
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,949
What are you doing here?

408
00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:40,109
Homework.

409
00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:41,189
Me too.

410
00:28:41,189 --> 00:28:42,793
I have to do math and science

411
00:28:42,793 --> 00:28:44,711
before I'm allowed to do any art.

412
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,831
Yeah, some mean ogre made up that rule.

413
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,390
Ok, Julia, I'm gonna look up those articles.

414
00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:50,595
Ok.

415
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,913
I'll be fine with Anna.

416
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,589
I'll be right back.

417
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,874
I'll show you something.

418
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,394
See the ears?

419
00:29:35,394 --> 00:29:37,357
Just put a little shadow in there.

420
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,415
Cool!

421
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,152
That doesn't look like math to me.

422
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,669
Done.

423
00:29:46,669 --> 00:29:48,199
- Spelling?
- Done.

424
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,599
Well, I have to check it.

425
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,989
Done.

426
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,757
Dad, did you know
Anna has 4 little brothers?

427
00:29:55,757 --> 00:29:57,148
She knows all about kids.

428
00:29:57,148 --> 00:29:58,349
- Is that right?
- Yeah.

429
00:29:58,349 --> 00:30:01,114
And she works in a sandwich shop,
but not full time.

430
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,469
Oh yeah?

431
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,714
Dad!

432
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,039
Am I missing something?

433
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,074
Julia has been asking me
about private art lessons

434
00:30:13,074 --> 00:30:15,270
and I believe
she thinks she's found her tutor.

435
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,829
Well,

436
00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:21,515
And you could pick me up at school,
so I won't have to walk home with Bradley.

437
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,549
Who?

438
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,879
2 times a week
I teach an adult education class

439
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,154
and poor Julia has to walk home with Bradley.

440
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,513
And then she's forced to stay with him
for 45 whole minutes until I get there.

441
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,314
You are a terrible father.

442
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,876
Huh, I gotta give her something
to tell her therapist in 10 years.

443
00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:40,632
Bradley picks his nose in class

444
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,553
and, makes these fart noises in his armpits.

445
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,276
Testosterone poisoning, actually,
you can't help it

446
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,792
Anna, please, save me!

447
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,473
Please!

448
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,669
Ok.

449
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,079
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

450
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,089
Tadd.

451
00:31:32,189 --> 00:31:33,395
Tish.

452
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,352
So, what can I get for you tonight?

453
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,553
An order to go.

454
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,594
What do you want?

455
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,194
You.

456
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,959
Sorry, I just leavings, wipe carelessly,
ignore me.

457
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,389
Well, look...umm...

458
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,598
With men...I've never had a...

459
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,077
...you know...a full on...

460
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,398
Does that work on stupid guys?

461
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,878
Yeah, usually.

462
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,439
You're ready to go then?

463
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,076
Huh! It's nice how he hold the door for her.

464
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,959
What a gentleman...

465
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,639
He's a giver, I can tell.

466
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,833
...and I'm the only keeper.

467
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,634
Car's really nice.

468
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,439
Yeah, I love this car.

469
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,873
I love the way you look in this car.

470
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,635
Where is Brad tonight?

471
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,308
Sitting in the apartment,
wishing he would stay where you are instead.

472
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,317
How do you afford such a nice car
...an expensive tips?

473
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,632
Sucked out of my loaded father.

474
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,789
What?

475
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,592
Nothing, it's really good.

476
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,230
Nah, that sucky thing is not right.

477
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,468
That sucky thing?

478
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,318
That's what my dad calls it.

479
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,198
What's your dad calls what?

480
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,993
This.

481
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,596
What? The...sucky thing?

482
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,151
Otherways knows as a turkey baste.

483
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:57,117
Well, yeah, if you wanna use its nickname, but
everybody knows the real name is of course the...

484
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,873
The sucky thing.

485
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,514
Speaking of sucky things,
I have a meeting at 6 o'clock on thursday.

486
00:34:03,514 --> 00:34:05,492
Do you think you'd be able to 
stay late with Julia, maybe...

487
00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:06,993
get her some dinner?

488
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,318
Would I get to cook with the sucky thing?

489
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,078
Absolutely!

490
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,799
Then it's a deal.

491
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,669
So, where's the mother?

492
00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:25,273
- I don't know.
- You didn't ask?

493
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,709
No!

494
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,309
I mean, as far as they're concerned
I'm just some college student.

495
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,318
It would be...weird, if I asked.

496
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,993
What if she calls or
comes over when you're there?

497
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,353
Then you don't slap the bitch
for dissing you for 5 years.

498
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,513
Oh, look! It lives.

499
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,948
Barely.

500
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,428
Alright, start with this.
I'll get the envy drug this time.

501
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,949
I'm in love.

502
00:34:47,949 --> 00:34:49,155
No, you're in heat.

503
00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:52,232
Oh, look! A man pretending
to know the difference.

504
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,638
Finally found an 11, huh?

505
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,788
Huh...12!

506
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,588
I did things with Tadd,
I've never done before.

507
00:34:59,588 --> 00:35:01,716
Oh, really? Like what?
Wait for the second date?

508
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,312
Well, the surf sucked.
What did I miss at our staff meeting?

509
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:09,234
Well, Tish is in love.
Or in lust...

510
00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:10,992
...depending on who you're talking to.

511
00:35:10,992 --> 00:35:13,151
Really? I'm proud of you, angel.

512
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,196
Piper is digging herself deeper and deeper
into the pit of deceit with the Millers.

513
00:35:17,196 --> 00:35:20,796
Good, nice to see that our old company tradition
for making the worst possible decision

514
00:35:20,796 --> 00:35:24,839
in any situation, has been passed on
to the next generation employee.

515
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,515
Priestly has gotten in touch
with his feminine side.

516
00:35:27,515 --> 00:35:29,079
I love my kilt!

517
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,115
And, I have reached a decision
on meeting Fuzzy.

518
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,029
And?

519
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,388
Well, hmm...

520
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,478
We have all the same interests,

521
00:35:41,478 --> 00:35:43,278
he makes me laugh all the time, and...

522
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,673
Man, I tell him everything!

523
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,275
It's a no-brainer.
We have to meet!

524
00:35:48,275 --> 00:35:49,429
Right on!

525
00:35:49,429 --> 00:35:50,919
And...what if "he" is a woman?

526
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,348
We'll find a way to make it work.

527
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,039
Ooh, if that happens, can I watch?

528
00:35:54,039 --> 00:35:55,235
What if he's 14?

529
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,556
Ooh, if that happens,
can I...videotape?

530
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,958
He's driving himself to the meeting point,
so he's gotta be at least 16, right?

531
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,078
And that's not...that much younger.

532
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,839
Convicted felon?

533
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,156
Hmm, he's out now,
so it couldn't have been that bad.

534
00:36:09,156 --> 00:36:10,269
Paralized?

535
00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,396
If he can go with that, I sure can.

536
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,511
Ugly as a rhino's ass?

537
00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:18,116
Looks are really the least of my worries.
I mean, he's a great guy.

538
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,856
But what if he's got,
like, crazy ass hair and...

539
00:36:21,857 --> 00:36:24,555
more artificial holes
in his head than real ones?

540
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,398
Oh, I could never be that lucky.

541
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,995
Ok, so...when and where?

542
00:36:29,995 --> 00:36:32,720
Halfway, next saturday,
at a club in Morro Bay.

543
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,951
He'll be the one with a white rose
on his table.

544
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,231
Oh, that's so romantic!

545
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,153
Trucker.

546
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,557
I was wondering if there was any way
I could borrow your cosmobile.

547
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,438
I think that way I could just camp out.

548
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,915
- Of course. Anything for true love!
- Thank you.

549
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,988
Well, I'm going with.

550
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,509
Really?

551
00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:52,669
Me too.

552
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,114
You guys are the best.

553
00:36:54,114 --> 00:36:55,309
Yep! Count me in!

554
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,999
Forget it!

555
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,719
Can we get to work now?

556
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,315
I'll drive.

557
00:37:00,315 --> 00:37:01,469
No!

558
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:02,629
I'll buy the beer.

559
00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:08,357
Never get to do anything fun...

560
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,429
Priestly, you wanna go out on a fly errand?

561
00:37:12,429 --> 00:37:13,509
Affirmative.

562
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,875
But what's that we need, captain?

563
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:16,758
Oh, we're out of tampons
in the ladies' bathroom.

564
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,514
Oh, look at that face!

565
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,873
Don't worry about it,
I'll get them tomorrow.

566
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,832
What, do you think I'm afraid
of a box of plungers?

567
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,155
No worries, mate.

568
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,479
Come on, look at me!

569
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,638
I'm a poster boy for maturity!

570
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,035
Alright, maybe not, but close enough.

571
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,508
I can do this.

572
00:37:37,508 --> 00:37:40,672
Alright? I'm comfortable enough
with myself to do this for you ladies.

573
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,474
Hey, Renaissance man!

574
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,630
If you need help, just call me.

575
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,993
Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch.

576
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,318
Code blue. Hostile territory.
Aborting mission.

577
00:38:17,318 --> 00:38:18,329
Who is this?

578
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,318
Renaissance Man. I'm at the store.

579
00:38:20,318 --> 00:38:22,072
There's too many enemy tampons.
I'm bailing.

580
00:38:22,072 --> 00:38:24,395
Alright, stay focused.
Describe the situation.

581
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,596
Initial recon appears to be bag or box?

582
00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:28,239
- Box.
- Box. Roger that.

583
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,132
Alright, look around chest height.
Do you see anything marked "regular"?

584
00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:32,233
Ok, regular.

585
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,750
Here's one but it says "slender regular".

586
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,552
How can something be both slender and regular?
Isn't that mutually exclusive?

587
00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:41,429
Priestly

588
00:38:41,429 --> 00:38:44,678
Unless, of course they're implying that in 
the mysterious underworld of femboxes
slender is regular.

589
00:38:44,678 --> 00:38:45,869
Priestly. Are you done?

590
00:38:45,869 --> 00:38:47,279
- Well, what about the Super Pluses?
- No!

591
00:38:47,279 --> 00:38:50,034
- Why not? They sound like better.
- Don't. They're huge.

592
00:38:50,034 --> 00:38:51,113
I thought you liked huge.

593
00:38:51,513 --> 00:38:54,832
This is one area where bigger is not better.

594
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:57,878
Yeah, well shouldn't you buy
all the protection you can get? I mean...

595
00:38:57,878 --> 00:39:00,076
...it says here it can handle any amount of
...oh my God!

596
00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:04,478
Priestly, listen,
if a woman needs an emergency dipstick

597
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,999
in the ladies' room of a sandwich shop

598
00:39:05,999 --> 00:39:07,758
- That's nasty.
- She just wants something...

599
00:39:07,758 --> 00:39:10,394
that's going to hold her over
until she can get home and use one of her own,

600
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,916
based on her own style preferences and
flow requirements.

601
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,912
- Tish!
- Yeah?

602
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,877
That word..."flow".
That's nasty. It's gross.

603
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,077
Just buy the slender regulars.

604
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,991
Over and out.
Heading back to base camp.

605
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,952
Roger that. Over and out.

606
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,829
Hi!

607
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,469
Who was that?

608
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,909
Uh...Priestly.

609
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,349
Jason?

610
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,232
No, huh...he works here.
You've seen him.

611
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,108
Oh, yeah...the freak!

612
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,199
- Check out this dude's dress!
- Nice!

613
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,995
What?

614
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,753
Nice breadsticks, dude!

615
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,229
What, these?

616
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,871
Dude, are you having a not so fresh day?

617
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,950
Think it's funny that I'm buying tampons?

618
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,069
Do you gentlemen...
and I use that term loosely...

619
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,792
understand what this means?

620
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,474
Obviously not.

621
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,159
This mean that...

622
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,317
...there's a woman
with whom I'm so intimate

623
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,269
that we're both comfortable with me
buying her most personal possessions.

624
00:40:49,269 --> 00:40:53,149
This means that our relationship
is so solid, so trusting,

625
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,437
that I'm not embarassed doing this at all.

626
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,438
It means, my friends,

627
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:03,453
that instead of hanging out at a grocery store
having a sausage fest with another guy

628
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:10,079
playing the skin flute,
or just going a little...all day long,
I'm getting laid by a beautiful lady

629
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,119
everyday, and she takes it downtown.
And...

630
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,717
everyone here knows it.

631
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,598
- No high fives dude. Just give me some love.
- Alright!

632
00:41:23,307 --> 00:41:24,702
Excellent!

633
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,115
Peace!

634
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:18,757
That's how she knows that I'm home

635
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,912
...and that she's been kissed.

636
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,353
Oh, I hate coming home this late...

637
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,278
Yes, she tried to wait up for you, but...

638
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,513
- ...eyelids went out.
- Yeah.

639
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,272
So there's a ton of lasagna in the oven.

640
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,351
I only know how to cook for a football team,
and...

641
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,353
Julia have eaten only one piece,
so...the rest is up to you.

642
00:42:40,353 --> 00:42:41,509
You didn't eat?

643
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,274
No.

644
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,953
Was your cooking that bad?
Should I...order out?

645
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,796
My cooking is just fine,
thank you very much.

646
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,991
I just...feel a little awkward.

647
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,839
Well, I think you should join me.

648
00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:59,278
I don't want you to feel awkward,
but...I haven't eaten.

649
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,395
Ok.

650
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,032
Honestly, this is the best
homecooked meal I've had

651
00:43:11,032 --> 00:43:12,229
since we moved here.

652
00:43:12,229 --> 00:43:13,879
- So where are you from?
- Pennsylvania.

653
00:43:13,879 --> 00:43:15,189
Really?

654
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,053
I'm from Maryland.

655
00:43:16,108 --> 00:43:17,018
Really?

656
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,353
We used to go to Maryland all the time,
we lived just across the border.

657
00:43:20,353 --> 00:43:22,238
We'd go down to this great little crab shack.

658
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,829
"We"?

659
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,673
So there's a Mrs. Miller?

660
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,034
There used to be...

661
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,793
...there's not anymore.

662
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,233
And you ended up with Julia?

663
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,156
That's unusual, isn't it?

664
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,990
Girl, I'm not really comfortable
talking about this, Anna.

665
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,669
I'm sorry.

666
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,879
You know, I think I'm gonna go.

667
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,191
- Anna, look, don't go, I just-
- No.

668
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,719
I intruded.

669
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,033
Anna, please!

670
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,355
I really need to go.

671
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,469
Thank you.

672
00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:32,198
Come on, Priestly, it can't be that bad.

673
00:44:32,198 --> 00:44:34,271
- Oh, yes, it can.
- I can't believe you won't tell us.

674
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,708
Leave it, baby.

675
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,313
Morning!

676
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,274
Hey, Truck, you'll know.
What's Priestly's first name?

677
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,068
Beats me.

678
00:44:44,068 --> 00:44:46,117
Hey, but it's gotta be on his application,
right?

679
00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,748
Now that I think about it,
I'm not sure he even filled one out.

680
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,032
Beach City Grill, subs by the inch.

681
00:44:55,032 --> 00:44:56,428
Hi, is Anna there?

682
00:44:56,428 --> 00:44:57,953
Anna?

683
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,555
Anna! Yeah! Yeah, Anna is here.

684
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,109
Hello?

685
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,229
Hey, it's me.

686
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,395
Hi.

687
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,068
Listen, I was just calling to make sure
you're still babysitting tomorrow.

688
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,154
Sure I am.

689
00:45:15,154 --> 00:45:17,709
Good, I was afraid you wouldn't come
because of last night. It's just...

690
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,872
- ...everything with Julia's mother...
- Hey, you know what?

691
00:45:20,972 --> 00:45:22,317
I shouldn't have pried.

692
00:45:22,317 --> 00:45:24,311
You know, until Julia was 2
I just, you know...

693
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,032
Well, I should say it wasn't a really good time.

694
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,514
I understand.

695
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:30,919
Ok, great. So that's all behind us...Ok?

696
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,309
- Ok.
- Ok, I'll see you tomorrow then

697
00:45:33,409 --> 00:45:34,277
Yeah.

698
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,949
Bless you!

699
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,955
Thank you.

700
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,635
Bye.

701
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:07,554
Ok, I've got it all worked up.

702
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,955
We drive up saturday,
check-in at the camp ground,

703
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,311
and Trucker said that if we full the seat down,
there's enough room for all three of us to sleep.

704
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,959
Yeah, right...

705
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,752
Like you're gonna be
spending the night with us

706
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,909
What?

707
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,589
Nothing.

708
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:26,877
- No way!
- What?!

709
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,279
You're still the goddess of virgin.

710
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,980
So? It's not the thing to be ashamed of...
is it?

711
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,872
No, it's not.

712
00:46:35,872 --> 00:46:38,270
If I had maintained that,
I wouldn't be in the mess I'm in now.

713
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,788
Yeah...listen, it's some...it's not really
different from when you do it yourself.

714
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,839
It just...takes a lot longer.

715
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,474
Never?

716
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,868
Guys, I'm a computer nerd, daughter of
a southern baptist minister from Wichita.

717
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:54,269
I'm the worst kind of late bloomer.

718
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,217
You've never plugged your own banjo...

719
00:46:56,318 --> 00:46:58,801
Come on!
It's not like you guys do it all the time, right?

720
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,069
Yesterday morning.

721
00:47:01,069 --> 00:47:02,309
2 days ago.

722
00:47:02,309 --> 00:47:03,714
Last night.

723
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,238
Don't worry!
I made Bam-Bam go in the other room.

724
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:14,796
Oh...and I'm the one worried about carpal tunnel?

725
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,995
- Yeah.
- It's not carpal. It's one or two fingers.

726
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,999
Nothing's happening!

727
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,508
Keep going!

728
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,390
I don't know you guys, maybe mine's a dud!

729
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,677
Keep going!

730
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,749
- Ouch!
- What?

731
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,989
Very intense...

732
00:47:42,989 --> 00:47:45,548
- Well, slow down a little bit!
- Or move it to the left!

733
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,236
This is one of those times I wish I smoked...

734
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,519
...or did origami, or something...

735
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,474
Come on!
Tadd's waiting for me!

736
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,475
Tell him to come up here and help,
if he's so impatient.

737
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,400
So, is Brad going rollerblading
with you guys too?

738
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,400
Tadd says he's not one of those guys

739
00:48:06,474 --> 00:48:08,039
who gives up his friends
when he gets a girlfriend.

740
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,351
It's cool...I guess.

741
00:48:10,351 --> 00:48:12,636
I guess...but they're roommates.

742
00:48:12,636 --> 00:48:14,398
I mean, they see each other all the time anyway.

743
00:48:14,773 --> 00:48:18,801
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh...oh, my god...

744
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,396
Ladies and gentleman, we have leafed off!

745
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,949
Elvis has left the building!

746
00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:35,148
She look different to you?

747
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,032
Our little girl's growing up.

748
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,509
Roll off!

749
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,439
Baby, you are something!

750
00:49:04,439 --> 00:49:06,397
Something good, I hope.

751
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,073
Yeah...something good.

752
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,796
Hey, I got tickets for
"The Catalyst" on saturday.

753
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,231
Oh...bummer! I'm going out of town.

754
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,629
Where are you going?

755
00:49:17,629 --> 00:49:19,950
Morro Bay, but just for saturday night.

756
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,793
Can't you get out of it?

757
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,197
- Hm-umm, I'm going with Jen and Piper.
- Who?

758
00:49:24,197 --> 00:49:27,909
My friends from the shop...
Jen's mystery man, remember?

759
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,552
Yeah, right, look, can't you just tell them
you got a better offer?

760
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,834
But I didn't.

761
00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:35,439
Huh...well, fuck you very much!

762
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,200
I'm sorry,
but there's no way I'm standing Jen up.

763
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,717
Next time just ask first.

764
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,154
Whatever...

765
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,157
So we have to find someone else
to use the third ticket.

766
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,828
"We"'?
As in "Brad"?

767
00:49:47,828 --> 00:49:49,911
Yeah, as in "Brad".

768
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,156
Right, good.
Is Brad coming on all of our dates?

769
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:53,719
What is the fucking big deal?

770
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,598
You have your friends, I have mine.

771
00:49:55,598 --> 00:49:57,392
True, but I don't bring mine everywhere I go.

772
00:49:57,392 --> 00:49:59,317
You're not one of those possessive chicks,
are you?

773
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,750
The kind that doesn't want me
to have a life away from her?

774
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,109
- No.
- Good!

775
00:50:03,109 --> 00:50:04,992
Because I'm not gonna put up with that shit.

776
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,513
Just...forget I said anything, Ok?

777
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,398
I don't know why, I'm being weird.

778
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,556
Hey, call in sick...

779
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,233
Spend the day with me.

780
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,758
Girl's gotta work.
Besides, I don't have a rich daddy.

781
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,874
Know, we could have a little fun?

782
00:50:21,874 --> 00:50:23,837
Why not? Tonight.

783
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,595
Daddy!

784
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,949
Hey, kiddo!

785
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,148
- Well, you'll never guess what happened.
- What?

786
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,474
All the power went out at the school,
so they sent everybody home.

787
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,314
Now, ain't that a shame?

788
00:51:12,314 --> 00:51:13,993
- I'd tell you're really broken up about it.
- Yeah.

789
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,913
So I figured, if you feel like,
we'd go down to the boardwalk one last time

790
00:51:17,913 --> 00:51:19,359
before they close the rides down
for the winter.

791
00:51:19,359 --> 00:51:20,799
Awesome!

792
00:51:20,799 --> 00:51:22,450
And you know what? If we're lucky,

793
00:51:22,451 --> 00:51:24,651
we might just be able 
to get Anna to come with us.

794
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:28,794
Anna, please!
Daddy won't take me on any spinning rides!

795
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:32,509
That's because daddy doesn't do spinning rides,
because spinning rides remind daddy

796
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:36,599
of how he used to feel after frat parties.
Just...dizzy and sick.

797
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,931
Daddy doesn't do them,
you can't make me do them,

798
00:51:39,032 --> 00:51:40,432
it's not gonna happen.

799
00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:45,951
Wow! Look, daddy! I'm flying!

800
00:51:46,327 --> 00:51:47,549
We did the right thing, Noah?

801
00:51:47,831 --> 00:51:48,975
Not really, no!

802
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:11,152
- Daddy, can I go playing the dart game?
- Yes, you can!

803
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,915
- Here's the tickets.
- Thanks!

804
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,194
Watch me!

805
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,709
Ok, so look...I don't...

806
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,110
...wanna be a walking cliche and
hit on the babysitter, but...

807
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,069
I want you to know that
I like coming home and finding you there.

808
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,834
I do.

809
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:38,471
So, bear with me on this, because I haven't
...done this in a long time, but...

810
00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:42,036
...would you be interested at all in...

811
00:52:42,137 --> 00:52:44,837
spending more time with
the entire Miller family?

812
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,636
Not just Julia, but...

813
00:52:47,636 --> 00:52:49,074
...with me?

814
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,513
The deep sigh...

815
00:52:54,513 --> 00:52:55,715
Ok...

816
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,149
No. Nope.

817
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,719
The answer is "yes".
A big yes.

818
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,148
Yeah?

819
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,034
Very good, very good!

820
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,034
There's a few things I think
we need to be honest about first.

821
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,479
You're really a man?

822
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,759
Only from the waist down.
That doesn't bother you, does it?

823
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,349
No, not at all!
I like a girl to tongue.

824
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,309
- Daddy!
- Hey!

825
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,194
Guess what I won!

826
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,231
Gee... I give up. What?

827
00:53:31,231 --> 00:53:32,594
Well, I'll give you a hint!
I won a snake!

828
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,354
Fireworks!

829
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:38,749
Pretty cool, huh?

830
00:53:42,899 --> 00:53:45,499
Wow! That's my favorite color.

831
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,233
I know what you mean about honesty, though.

832
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,795
You do?

833
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,471
Yeah, we'll talk later.

834
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,115
Alright, so we have chocolate,
sleeping bags, food,personal items,

835
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,918
chocolate, money,chocolate, and beer.

836
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,239
Do you think we have enough chocolate?

837
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,109
I'll add it.

838
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,479
Oh, was that Tadd all pissed off?

839
00:54:19,479 --> 00:54:22,876
Yeah, he's turded about
something as usual. I recover.

840
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:27,039
Good. I was worried you was mad at me
for a second. Imagine...

841
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:29,514
- Ah, no. You're Ok.
- Ok.

842
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,591
Hey, Jen, did you do something
different with your hair?

843
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,153
No, why?

844
00:54:37,153 --> 00:54:38,799
I don't know, you just look different.

845
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,752
- You told him?
- No.

846
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,589
Alright angels, cosmobile is ready to roll!

847
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,279
Thanks, Charlie!

848
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,094
- Greetings, everyone!
- Hey, Zo!

849
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,796
Take care of the Temple, Truck.

850
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,633
I made this for your trip.

851
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,349
Does that have chocolate in it?

852
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,199
Sadly, no.

853
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,155
This is a mixture of ground herbs,
petals and pots.

854
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,637
It will bring wholesomeness and
protection to you on your journey.

855
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,274
Thank you, Zo.

856
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,718
It's not a sin, Jen, it's a celebration.
Enjoy it freely.

857
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,951
Now, for this to work,
you have to hold each other

858
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,153
and release it into the wind
blowing off the ocean.

859
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,708
Ok!

860
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:52,914
I have to run.

861
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,837
I'm making lentil and tofu soup.

862
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,439
Stop by if you want some.

863
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,075
Hey, Zo!

864
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:03,029
Are you vegetarian because you love animals,
or because you hate plants?

865
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,313
I do love you, Priestly.

866
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,718
Hey, I'm...babysitting here
by myself all weekend, I'd...

867
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,432
...love it if you took a shift.

868
00:57:52,419 --> 00:57:56,365
If this turns out to be the ashes
of Zo's first husband, I'm gonna freak.

869
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,272
I really don't think this is necessary.

870
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,874
It looks better down.

871
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,870
- What are you doing?
- No, it needs more lift.

872
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,839
It's not gonna get more lift.

873
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,594
You guys, just...
I just want him to see the real me.

874
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,357
Oh no no! No. You never show the real you
on a first date.

875
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,956
- I think you look beautiful.
- Thank you.

876
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,073
Different, somehow.

877
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,672
- So, do you know what he drives?
- No.

878
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,632
No, of course not, that would be too easy.

879
00:58:56,632 --> 00:58:57,994
What difference would it make?

880
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,269
Lots!

881
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:03,279
Suppose he drives some beat-up piece of shit
hold together by duct tape and dental floss.

882
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,033
All you need is love.

883
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,318
And what if he has, like,
NRA and skinheads' stickers all over it?

884
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,558
Then we can work it out.

885
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,796
It's Beatles's Fab show night at the Morro Bay,

886
00:59:14,796 --> 00:59:16,911
we're accepting Fab Four requests all night long.

887
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,189
What if he's "The fool on the hill"
...or "The nowhere man"?

888
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,591
Tish, "Let it Be".

889
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,430
Besides, everybody's got something to hide.

890
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,756
- Except me and my monkey!
- Stop it!

891
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,434
Alright, so this is all we have to do:

892
00:59:31,534 --> 00:59:33,077
we have to find a table
in the back or in the corner

893
00:59:33,177 --> 00:59:35,591
so that we can scope him or her out
in advance.

894
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,149
And, if he's an extra the road warrior,
we bolt.

895
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,476
Maybe we should send Tish past him
and see if he check her out.

896
00:59:40,476 --> 00:59:42,995
If he doesn't check Tish out,
he's either gay or dead.

897
00:59:42,995 --> 00:59:44,712
It's true, nevermind.

898
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,871
Ok, remember you guys: white rose.

899
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,398
Come on, Alice, move your ass!

900
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:30,709
Maybe that's him.

901
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,513
So-so.

902
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,316
I told you, I don't care about looks.

903
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,629
Do you think that's him?

904
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,638
You want me to walk up by the table and check?

905
01:00:43,638 --> 01:00:44,749
Wait.

906
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,553
I'm gonna guess that's not.

907
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,233
Unless he were on a date.

908
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:38,874
Oh my God!

909
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,909
That settles it!
I have got to get my ADSL hooked up!

910
01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:50,758
Oh, is that a face made for sitting on or what?

911
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,675
Come on, Jen...

912
01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,513
Please talk to us.

913
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,792
Look, do you want me to go back down
and tell Fuzzy22 that you had cold feet?

914
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,029
No.

915
01:02:26,029 --> 01:02:29,232
why not, Jen?
I mean, he came a long way to meet you.

916
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,951
I don't know what you saw that we missed.

917
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:36,438
What I saw was...just a guy looking for
the girl of his dreams.

918
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,154
A guy like that doesn't dream
about a girl like me.

919
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,032
Is this about how cute he was?

920
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,872
And I thought you'd be happy!

921
01:02:43,872 --> 01:02:46,429
...not to mention, you know,
pretty damn relieved.

922
01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:48,875
Besides, you said that looks don't matter.

923
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,753
Yeah, that was before
I knew he was Brad-fucking-Pitt!

924
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,514
There's no way a guy who looks
like that is gonna want me.

925
01:02:57,514 --> 01:02:58,669
That's crazy.

926
01:02:58,669 --> 01:02:59,749
Is it?

927
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,514
I mean, look at Tadd.

928
01:03:01,514 --> 01:03:04,712
When he came into the shop
he didn't exactly beelined me, did he?

929
01:03:04,712 --> 01:03:07,991
Ok, but Tadd is a superficial dickhead,
everybody knows that.

930
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,952
Everyone except Tish, sorry.

931
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,878
I mean, girls who look like you
don't understand.

932
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,832
You know, I always think like...

933
01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:25,151
if I lost 10 pounds, or...
wore different clothes, or...

934
01:03:25,292 --> 01:03:28,496
...got new boobs,
that would make a difference, but...

935
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,354
I know the truth.

936
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,232
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.

937
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,956
You're the smartest person that I know.

938
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:41,596
When I see you helping those homeless guys
that no one can even look at.

939
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,669
You make everyone around you happy.

940
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,478
You have so much to offer.

941
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,077
I mean, to say you don't just because of
how you look it's just...it's just a whole bullshit.

942
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,556
I didn't say I don't have a lot to offer.

943
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,792
I said that people will never know
because they don't see me.

944
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,232
How many proms did you miss
because no one asked you?

945
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,639
How many times have your friends
left you sitting alone at the club

946
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:13,398
where they went to dance with guys?

947
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:17,275
Or how many times has a customer completely
ignored you to get a better look at me?

948
01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:23,760
So until that happens...

949
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,359
Until you're told time ans time again
that your place in life is in the background,

950
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,552
don't tell me that's bullshit.

951
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,839
Because you don't know.

952
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,234
All I saw tonight was a man
with eyes full of hope.

953
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,349
Hope...

954
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,349
That would've turned into disappointment,
the second he saw me.

955
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,475
A forced smile,

956
01:04:56,475 --> 01:04:58,119
polite conversation.

957
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,438
How I couldn't stand that!

958
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,198
Not after all this.

959
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,108
Alright!

960
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,109
I've been sitting by the phone,
waiting, wondering...

961
01:06:47,109 --> 01:06:49,310
I demand a full report,
I want all details!

962
01:06:49,310 --> 01:06:50,469
What happened?
What?

963
01:06:51,413 --> 01:06:54,542
Ok, look...huh...there's a particular reason
we didn't call you...

964
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,389
Are you Ok?

965
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,034
You shitting me!

966
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:11,989
Jen!

967
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,353
Please tell me you din't leave Fuzzy
just sitting down there wondering!

968
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,639
God damn it, Jen!

969
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,837
I don't expect you to understand.

970
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,995
No, I understand.

971
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,712
I understand you wouldn't talk to him

972
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,712
because you were terrified he was gonna
judge you on the bases of your looks.

973
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,632
Yet you're completely comfortable
doing the exact same thing to him!

974
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,039
Unbelievable! God!

975
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:55,869
What?

976
01:07:55,869 --> 01:07:57,353
Why are you pissed at me?

977
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,788
I'm not pissed at you.

978
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,629
I mean, not you specifically, more's like
a representative member of your gender!

979
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,473
Oh, come on...look,
that was really hard for Jen.

980
01:08:05,473 --> 01:08:08,712
Oh, really? Really, Tish? 'cause I'm sure
it wasn't a picnic for Fuzzy too.

981
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,151
Why are you suddenly Fuzzy's best friend?

982
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,309
Why?

983
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:15,669
Because it's pathetic, Tish, Ok?

984
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,369
It's pathetic that you can't rise above
all the superficial horseshit

985
01:08:18,370 --> 01:08:19,770
that's whirling around you.

986
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,072
I mean, why is it, why is it that some people

987
01:08:22,072 --> 01:08:24,151
can't see a good thing when it's standing
right in front of them, huh?

988
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,632
What is it that screws all that up?

989
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,673
Can you tell me?

990
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:30,613
I swear, you're like 2 years old...

991
01:08:30,613 --> 01:08:32,791
more interest in the wrapping paper
than in what's inside.

992
01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:34,369
Wait.

993
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,795
Are you talking about Jen, or me?

994
01:08:39,736 --> 01:08:41,901
If there's a difference, let me know.

995
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:55,394
Hey Jen.

996
01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:58,313
Just leave it. You've had a long day,
I'll close it up.

997
01:08:58,480 --> 01:08:59,295
You sure?

998
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,879
Yeah, go home and get drunk.

999
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,788
Thank you.

1000
01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:14,319
- I'll, hmm...I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yep.

1001
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,473
"

1002
01:09:43,473 --> 01:09:44,834
"

1003
01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:04,629
On your back!

1004
01:10:08,043 --> 01:10:09,988
Let's take these off.

1005
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:16,829
- Oh my God!
- Oh, yeah!

1006
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,439
- No! No! No!

1007
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,679
What are you doing, asshole?

1008
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,196
Come on, Tish, it's just Brad!

1009
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,356
- Yeah, relax Tish, it's cool.
- Get out!

1010
01:10:26,356 --> 01:10:28,112
Tish, I live here.

1011
01:10:28,112 --> 01:10:29,508
You know what I mean!

1012
01:10:29,508 --> 01:10:32,473
Come on, what's the big deal?
Haven't you ever had a threesome before?

1013
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,831
It's fun, we'll show you.
We do it all the time.

1014
01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:36,279
Oh, no! Forget it!

1015
01:10:36,279 --> 01:10:38,914
Where are you going? I can't believe
you're getting so fucked up about it!

1016
01:10:38,914 --> 01:10:40,798
It's not like you're the
most moral chick on the planet!

1017
01:10:40,798 --> 01:10:41,949
What?!

1018
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,071
Look, one of the reasons I dug you so much
is because you're obviously...

1019
01:10:44,071 --> 01:10:47,397
- Experimental.
- Yeah! Experimental.

1020
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,270
God, well, science class is over, children!

1021
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,193
- Oh, come on, Tish!
- You know you want me.

1022
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,229
What's the big deal?

1023
01:10:56,229 --> 01:10:57,349
Let go of me!

1024
01:10:57,349 --> 01:10:58,634
- Get on the bed
- Get out of my way!

1025
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,634
Let me go!

1026
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:06,789
Oh my God!

1027
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,228
Now look what you did

1028
01:11:08,228 --> 01:11:09,679
What I did?!

1029
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,632
Get the fuck away from me!

1030
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:16,279
Bye, Tish
I'll be here waiting.

1031
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,078
People is stupid,
they just don't think like that.

1032
01:11:21,078 --> 01:11:23,117
Ok Priestly, this time you're whacked.

1033
01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:25,037
I'm just saying Cobain wasn't trying
to leave this world,

1034
01:11:25,037 --> 01:11:26,553
Alright? He was just trying to leave Courtney.

1035
01:11:26,553 --> 01:11:27,669
I'll buy it.

1036
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:32,429
Oh, shit, what happened?

1037
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,553
Oh...yeah, isn't it beautiful? I mean,
when I crash down, I really crash down.

1038
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:39,155
What did you do?

1039
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,955
I was rollerblading out on West Cliff
and I wasn't paying attention...

1040
01:11:41,955 --> 01:11:46,318
And I hit some ice plant and went down.
It's just...not a big deal.

1041
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,199
You guys, I'm fine!

1042
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,277
So, huh...who do we trash today?

1043
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,509
Courtney Love.

1044
01:11:55,509 --> 01:11:56,755
Good, I hate her.

1045
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,598
Yeah, I wish she'd hit some ice plant!

1046
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:05,354
You know, the parenting books all say
it's supposed to be easier to put kids to sleep

1047
01:12:05,354 --> 01:12:08,040
in the winter, because it gets dark earlier.

1048
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,559
I think they lie.

1049
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,111
Maybe she's just an exceptional kid.

1050
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,677
Yeah...that must be it.
Couldn't possibly mean that I'm a lame father.

1051
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,153
Ok, Noah, here it goes.

1052
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:27,473
I got something to tell you.

1053
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,713
Something major.

1054
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,712
I have something to tell you too.

1055
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,112
Something no one knows about Julia,
I've...

1056
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,354
...never told anyone.

1057
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,878
I think you should go first then.

1058
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:47,153
I think your thing relates to my thing.

1059
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:48,794
Ok.

1060
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,034
Well, my thing is this:

1061
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,271
Julia's mother lives on the East Coast

1062
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,392
and is legally barred from seeing Julia
until her 18th birthday.

1063
01:12:58,392 --> 01:12:59,469
What?

1064
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,309
Why?

1065
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,275
When Julia was 5 months old,
her mother tried to kill them both.

1066
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,196
She sat in the car holding Julia

1067
01:13:08,196 --> 01:13:10,038
with the exhaust pipe in.

1068
01:13:10,038 --> 01:13:13,311
Fortunately, a neighbour who was letting
his dog shit in our frontyard heard the engine,

1069
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:15,391
broke a window and saved them.

1070
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,513
What happened then?

1071
01:13:17,513 --> 01:13:20,473
Hospital, medicines, therapy, everything.

1072
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,269
Very slowly

1073
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,749
I just started leaving her and Julia alone again.

1074
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,315
Then, right after her 3rd birthday,

1075
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,352
I got a call at work.

1076
01:13:32,352 --> 01:13:34,829
We were toilet-training Julia

1077
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,599
...and I guess...

1078
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,789
...she had an accident in her pants.

1079
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:43,193
Her mother held her hand
on the toilet bowl and...

1080
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,232
...slammed the lid down.

1081
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:49,476
Broke 2 of her fingers and 3 bones.

1082
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:51,758
And, so, I...

1083
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,031
...filed for divorce and custody.

1084
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:56,593
Obviously, got both.

1085
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,118
Then we packed the car and
moved down here to start a new life.

1086
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,558
Does Julia remember any of this?

1087
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,876
No, no, I dont think so.

1088
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:10,918
Anyway, she used to say:

1089
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:15,559
"Mommy hurt me, so she doesn't
live here anymore" over and over, but...

1090
01:14:15,559 --> 01:14:17,153
...it soon stopped.

1091
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,312
Must have been so hard.

1092
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,310
Well, my responsibility as a parent
is to protect my child.

1093
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:28,118
I can accept the suicide attempt,
that's post-partum depression, but...

1094
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,230
...everything else was a clear pattern of abuse.

1095
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,115
What?

1096
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,638
- Post-partum depression?
- Yeah.

1097
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,951
But you have to give birth for that to happen.

1098
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,640
Ah...yeah..

1099
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,152
But Julia is adopted!

1100
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,113
What?! No she's not,
why...why would you think that?

1101
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,674
Yes she is!

1102
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,918
No she's not, Anna, I...
I was in the delivery room at the hospital.

1103
01:15:00,918 --> 01:15:02,308
She's not adopted! What?...

1104
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,790
Jesus Christ,
you look like you're gonna be sick!

1105
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:07,952
Christ, Anna! What's wrong?

1106
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:09,839
She's not my baby?

1107
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:11,632
What?! No! Anna...

1108
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:12,988
I'm not Anna!

1109
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,474
I'm not anyone!

1110
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,359
Anna!

1111
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,234
You're ready to go, babe?

1112
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,274
Hey Trucker, can I leave 10 minutes early?

1113
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,916
Sure, angel.
Just be careful if you go rollerblading.

1114
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,636
I don't like the way
that old hippie calls you "angel".

1115
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,073
I don't want to make a scene in there, but
there's no way I'm ever going out with you again!

1116
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,793
Why, because you got a little bruise?

1117
01:16:27,793 --> 01:16:29,518
You can't blame me if you're clumsy.

1118
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,039
Clumsy?!

1119
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,191
This would have never happened
if you and Brad hadn't tried to force me..

1120
01:16:33,291 --> 01:16:35,358
..to do something I didn't want to do!

1121
01:16:35,398 --> 01:16:37,471
Forced you? Give me a break,
come on, get...

1122
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:39,789
Get in the car!

1123
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:42,454
Look, why don't you and Brad
just admit that the girl's unnecessary

1124
01:16:42,494 --> 01:16:44,034
and get on with it?

1125
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,555
What are you talking about?

1126
01:16:46,555 --> 01:16:49,319
Are you so far in the closet
you can't see the light?

1127
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,958
You and Brad are hot for each other.

1128
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,676
You just use the girl
to pretend you're straight.

1129
01:16:58,440 --> 01:16:59,555
Listen to me!

1130
01:16:59,555 --> 01:17:00,779
I'm not fag.

1131
01:17:00,789 --> 01:17:02,911
I was captain of the football team
in high school.

1132
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,035
Let me guess...

1133
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:11,750
You were a Tight End, always afraid of
becoming a Wide Receiver?

1134
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:15,839
Why don't you just be a man
and admit what you are?

1135
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:17,998
No one cares that you're gay.

1136
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:21,716
If you ever call me queer again,
I swear-

1137
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,719
You do not hit her!
You piece of shit!

1138
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,272
What is it with you guys?
Fine, she's a waste of time anyway.

1139
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:34,995
You Ok?

1140
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,149
Hey! Shithead!

1141
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,038
Why don't you try the old hippie?

1142
01:17:49,038 --> 01:17:50,149
Trucker, don't!

1143
01:17:50,149 --> 01:17:51,599
What is it with you people?

1144
01:17:51,599 --> 01:17:53,950
She's a cheap piece of ass!
Who cares about her?

1145
01:17:53,950 --> 01:17:55,553
That's it, pretty boy...

1146
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,358
Keep talking.

1147
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,831
You listen to me,
you dickless yuppie!

1148
01:18:12,531 --> 01:18:15,270
Tish is a lady and she's my friend!

1149
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:19,357
Alright? I ever see you around her,
there'll be one of your pictures

1150
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,751
on "Unsolved Mysteries".
You got it?

1151
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,117
Does anyone else think that Trucker
might have some explaining do to?

1152
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,588
Let's go to my pad.

1153
01:18:51,039 --> 01:18:52,569
Are you Ok?

1154
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,153
I don't believe that.

1155
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,838
Gordon Hancock?

1156
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,679
Senior class prez...

1157
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,713
Captain of the football team.
No Woodstock?

1158
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,355
No free love, no peace rallies?

1159
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,995
Yeah, I took the free love
when I could get it, I mean...

1160
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,919
- No bongs?
- Well...

1161
01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:19,996
- No Grateful Dead concerts?
- That came later.

1162
01:19:19,996 --> 01:19:21,718
What happened?

1163
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:25,118
Oh, pff...I got drafted.

1164
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,914
I found out I was a sneaky son of a bitch...

1165
01:19:27,914 --> 01:19:31,112
...good at...killing people
before they even knew that I was there.

1166
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,795
It's funny what you can learn about yourself.

1167
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,149
Jesus...

1168
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,154
Did 3 tours, lost count of the bodies
somewhere in the second...

1169
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:45,436
So, God knows how many souls
I gotta face someday...

1170
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:47,557
So, when was Trucker born?

1171
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:53,597
Well, when I got home, I started taking
long walks at night on the beach, and...

1172
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,435
...met some crazy ass surfers...

1173
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:02,235
They made me smile, you know?
For the first time since I had gotten back.

1174
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,959
I bought a board...

1175
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:05,593
...and changed my name.

1176
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,590
But I swore that I would never...

1177
01:20:08,891 --> 01:20:10,591
hurt another human

1178
01:20:10,592 --> 01:20:11,792
as long as I'd lived.

1179
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,750
I'm sorry I made you break your promise.

1180
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,554
Oh, no

1181
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,949
I said that I would never hurt
another "human"

1182
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:34,957
So I'm cool with that, angel.

1183
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,672
But, promise me something?

1184
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:39,109
Anything.

1185
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:43,438
No more shitheads.
You know, like, date a...a nice guy.

1186
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:48,799
The problem is...

1187
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,956
...guys like that don't ask me out.

1188
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,792
Well, maybe they could ask the wizard
for some courage.

1189
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,671
That's it, isn't it?
Courage.

1190
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,717
That's why you won't ask Zo out?

1191
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,518
You're afraid she won't like your past.

1192
01:21:03,518 --> 01:21:05,995
She's just all about love
and...and peace, and...

1193
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,713
I don't think she'd accept it.

1194
01:21:08,713 --> 01:21:10,239
I wouldn't know how to tell her.

1195
01:21:10,239 --> 01:21:12,197
I don't think you have to.

1196
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:19,031
Zo is in your yearbook.
Look...it's her.

1197
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:23,996
Oh my God...it's really Zo!
Get out of here...

1198
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,915
- She's cute!
- Come on, pass it back!

1199
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,719
Ah....Trucker!

1200
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,797
- How in the hell I missed that?
- I like!

1201
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:39,229
Hey!

1202
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,592
You can't hide forever, Anna...

1203
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:44,953
...or whatever your name is.

1204
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,159
What do you want?

1205
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,633
I want the truth.
You owe me that much.

1206
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:57,999
So you came out here because you saw a picture
of a girl you thought might be your daughter?

1207
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:01,435
No!

1208
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,559
The pieces fit!

1209
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,159
Age, looks...

1210
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:07,399
...artistic ability

1211
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:12,476
The mother told me that she was gonna name her
Julia and that her husband's name was Noah.

1212
01:22:12,476 --> 01:22:14,676
Still, I don't see why you just didn't ask!

1213
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,159
When you were vague about her past

1214
01:22:17,759 --> 01:22:20,115
I assumed that was because you didn't
want me to know that she was adopted

1215
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,871
That sounds like wishful thinking.

1216
01:22:25,060 --> 01:22:26,673
Why would you lie about your name?

1217
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,318
There aren't that many Pipers hanging around.

1218
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:33,354
I was afraid you'd remember my name

1219
01:22:33,754 --> 01:22:35,399
from the adoption papers.

1220
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,792
Anna is my middle name.

1221
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,396
Look, I never intended on
becoming part of your lives.

1222
01:22:42,396 --> 01:22:43,993
I just wanted to know that she was Ok.

1223
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:46,591
But you did, Anna.
You became part of our lives, and now it just...

1224
01:22:46,591 --> 01:22:48,950
...it just seems like a lie.

1225
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,393
You know, I didn't want to give up my baby!

1226
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,073
I was forced to!

1227
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,200
I mean, what would you do
if Julia was taken from you?

1228
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:57,995
Wouldn't you think about her every day
for the rest of your life?

1229
01:22:57,995 --> 01:23:00,076
- Yeah, of course...
- Then why is it any different for me?

1230
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,832
I mean, why is my love for my child
just a whim while yours is real?

1231
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,958
Of course, you have your child,
so you can afford to be judgemental.

1232
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,229
All I have is the ghosts of two Julias.

1233
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,555
I loved them both,
and I lost them both.

1234
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:29,193
So you always knew about...
me being in the war?

1235
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,632
You were 3 years behind me?

1236
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:37,278
Of course I was...crazy for you.

1237
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,552
All the girls were.

1238
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,556
You never paid much attention
to the freshmen girls.

1239
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,309
Especially not nerdy, flat-chested ones.

1240
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,835
You know, Trucker,
no matter how much you grow up...

1241
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:54,719
...sometimes high school is right there,
bleeding down your neck.

1242
01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:01,556
That just blows my mind that...
I was your high school fantasy.

1243
01:24:01,556 --> 01:24:02,869
It's true.

1244
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,596
So, what did you fantasized about us?

1245
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,836
Watching the sunset at the beach?

1246
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,109
Sometimes.

1247
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,516
Yeah...what else?

1248
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,714
Stuff.

1249
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,194
Tell me.

1250
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,556
Trucker, my high school fantasy was...

1251
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,918
...that we were in love.

1252
01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:32,353
That...by a mere look at each other's eyes

1253
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,638
time would stand still

1254
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:38,073
...and our hearts would forever beat as one.

1255
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,791
I'm sorry it took so long.

1256
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,033
That's Ok...

1257
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,389
Are you guys...?

1258
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,029
Oh, ladies first.

1259
01:25:19,058 --> 01:25:19,936
Thank you.

1260
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,758
- Good evening. Did you find everything Alright?
- Yep.

1261
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:35,670
- Your total's $9.35.
- Thanks.

1262
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,672
Thank you. Have a good night.

1263
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:45,309
- This sucks, dude!
- Seriously!

1264
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:47,549
Here, I'll put the stuff back.

1265
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,951
Wait, wait, wait...keep the lube.

1266
01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:54,559
You people are too naive!

1267
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,592
So you're saying that Chapman
did pull the trigger?

1268
01:25:56,592 --> 01:25:57,709
Affirmative!

1269
01:25:57,709 --> 01:25:58,949
Order up!

1270
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:01,074
Wasn't it just a CIA puppet?

1271
01:26:01,074 --> 01:26:03,037
No, he was programmed,
right down the line!

1272
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:07,993
No, no! The threat was over, man! By then
he was just scribing love songs for Yoko, and...

1273
01:26:07,994 --> 01:26:08,494
What?!

1274
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,835
No, no...Lennon was coming alive again.

1275
01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:13,755
Reagan had just taken off,
so he had to be taken out.

1276
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:17,596
Exactly! Thank you!.
See? Genious!

1277
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,192
- Can you hold this?
- Sure.

1278
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,150
- Stay close, Julia!
- I will!

1279
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:31,792
Ok, so here's the deal:

1280
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:35,916
Julia and I took a vote, and there's
a definite vacant seat in the family.

1281
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:39,832
Job is yours, if you want it.

1282
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,553
- Really?
- Yeah.

1283
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:47,158
Only one ground rule:

1284
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,995
nothing but honesty from now on.

1285
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:52,479
I swear.

1286
01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,515
- Noah?
- Hmm?

1287
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:02,948
- That shirt is really nasty color.
- Ok, not that honest!

1288
01:27:02,948 --> 01:27:04,638
Hey, I'm just trying to get started somewhere!

1289
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,149
Hey man.

1290
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:43,749
Hi

1291
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,590
- Are you hungry?
- No.

1292
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:53,274
Ok, huh...how can I help?

1293
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:54,954
You're pretty.

1294
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:59,032
No, I don't...I don't know about that.

1295
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:01,913
I do.

1296
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:06,034
Well, thank you.

1297
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,798
You're very pretty.

1298
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:12,475
And you're exactly how I'd hoped you'd be...

1299
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:19,993
...Ladybugger.

1300
01:28:57,320 --> 01:28:59,038
I pushed you, baby!

1301
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,437
Gotta remember to lock off your computer,
Jen...

1302
01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,908
Can we...

1303
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:12,274
go somewhere to talk?
Face to face, for a change?

1304
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:15,153
I'd like that.

1305
01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:19,471
Huh...I'm Jeff Kenline, by the way.

1306
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:22,795
It's a pleasure to meet you, Jeff Kenline.

1307
01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:26,235
- Hey, dude!
- Yeah?

1308
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,237
Huh...where did you get "Fuzzy22" from?

1309
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:32,755
Huh...I got that account when 
I was working on my senior thesis.

1310
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:36,118
It was on fuzzy logic and I was 22.

1311
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:38,677
Why? You think I was a cop or something?

1312
01:29:38,677 --> 01:29:40,432
No, of course not!

1313
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:43,070
That would be stupid...a cop!

1314
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,438
Who says "a cop"...I mean,
honestly, "fuzzy"...

1315
01:29:55,611 --> 01:29:56,853
Did you do that?!

1316
01:29:59,013 --> 01:30:00,181
- Awesome!
- Yeh!

1317
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:17,638
So, one tuna sub
...and a veggie sub.

1318
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:24,948
- Huh, about...10 minutes.
- Alright.

1319
01:30:30,060 --> 01:30:31,479
Alright, what can I get for you?

1320
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,153
Holy shit!

1321
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:44,192
Miss Matheson, it would be my pleasure
if you would agree to...

1322
01:30:44,292 --> 01:30:46,352
...accompany me to dinner tonight.

1323
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,309
Depends.

1324
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:52,828
On what?

1325
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,152
I wanna know your first name.

1326
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:56,549
Yeah!

1327
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:00,278
Come one, give me a break!

1328
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,311
I went to Banana Republic,
for Christ's sake!

1329
01:31:09,909 --> 01:31:10,986
Damn it!

1330
01:31:13,684 --> 01:31:14,308
Boaz

1331
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:17,754
Can't hear you.

1332
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:23,030
Boaz, Alright?
My first name is Boaz.

1333
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,952
- Boaz?!
- Shut up!

1334
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:30,153
Can I tell you something, Boaz?

1335
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:33,828
Ok.

1336
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:36,349
This is something...
I've never told to anyone else.

1337
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:38,999
Yeah, of course.

1338
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:41,348
Tish...

1339
01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:44,471
...is short for "Platisha".

1340
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,359
Platisha?

1341
01:31:47,359 --> 01:31:48,953
Platisha.

1342
01:31:53,870 --> 01:31:54,580
It's good!

1343
01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:01,233
Oh, there's something I should mention,
huh...Platisha.

1344
01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:03,238
And what's that, Boaz?

1345
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:07,230
Well...you see, with women...
there's never...I mean, I've never...

1346
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,198
Don't try.

1347
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:21,794
Is that a "yes"?

1348
01:32:22,440 --> 01:32:24,192
Yes, Boaz!

1349
01:32:58,480 --> 01:32:59,879
Dad!

1350
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:05,893
- We asked you here today...
- It's Alright.

1351
01:33:05,994 --> 01:33:09,794
in this most sacred
and beautiful of all places

1352
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:12,957
to witness our dedication to each other.

1353
01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:17,399
We start our new lives as we started the last.

1354
01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:19,870
Naked and needing

1355
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:23,631
dependent on those we love to care for us.

1356
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,917
- Hell, yeah!
- Congratulations!

1357
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,917
Rock on, man!