Left! Third!
This is Jean-Louis Schlesser with his car, No.10. 10 like Zidane!
30 meters, Left! Brake!
World champion rally at 98 and 99...
Winner of Paris Dakkar: Men are invincible!
Left, full speed!
Faster! We are overtaken.
I'm trying!
That person is behind us! Watch Out!
He blinks the light! Isn't that car safety?
No, a taxi!
Get away! I am working!
Is this the right way? Don't worry, this is a shortcut.
Shortcuts!
Don't let the taxi win - It won't.
Damn it! Sorry, a lot of tourists covered the road!
This looks like a car race.
It's just a clown in a scrap metal!
A taxi follows us It looks really bad!
I'll get rid of it now.
do you see it? He hit me!
Enough! I will precede it or we will be here all week!
Almost arrived, lady.
Why... why are there so many people here?
They are on vacation.
Oh, on vacation!
Come on, Jean-Louis! - Life, Jean-Louis!
Here it is No.10... That's not Schlesser!
A taxi.
I don't see the number.
17 minutes 25 seconds!
People always throw up when they arrive! Always!
Are you okay, lady?
Who gave birth? - He! The water has broken!
Can I see?
You will give birth! - Yes, I'm not knitting!
Take the equipment, we'll do it here!
Hey dock, I have to go. What's more, my chair is new...
can you do it on the road? The water has broken!
Broken water?
Push!
Take a breath! Push!
Hi, Lilly. What is wrong?
You're 30 minutes late for lunch with my family!
Yes, I'm right there.
Daniel, you will meet my father. He expects you to come!
This is a super big emergency!
Then what is my family? Diesel engine?
Come on, Lily!
My mother is tense, my father is pacing. You can't spend your time!
I know, but I'm stuck here!
"Trapped"? Who is shouting?
That's... a woman.
Thank you! I know it's a woman even though her voice is like a donkey! What is wrong?
I just saw. It's not like you imagine, do you hear me?
I can hear the whore! Is he someone I know?
No! I don't know him either! I just met him!
Oh, I feel it now!
I feel it!
Don't lie to me!
You're having fun with prostitutes in a taxi while I'm waiting here!
No! It was a big woman who was screaming because the water broke!
She's with her husband. - Her husband too? Three people in the car!
Oh, no! Someone please tell him! I can't tell him.
This! This is all your fault.
I'm my husband. This is amazing!
Daniel, he's like disgusting meat!
He's just surprised, that's all. Do you want to talk to the doctor?
Doctor too!
Lilly, I swear this is the truth!
The baby will come out.
That's a baby, I swear! -Babies?
I see his head! I think it's the head!
Your baby?
Of course not! He doesn't even resemble me at all, I swear!
He's wrinkled like an old garden dwarf!
Amazing!
You make me confused! - Now listen!
The woman just gave birth. Outside the clinic, inside my cab!
He damaged my back seat!
Don't hit the poor baby! I can't hear anything!
Amazing!
You will be there when I give birth!
I can sit and wait for you if you want. This place is very good.
You have 10 minutes!
Not twins? Are you finish?
Not meant to drive away, but I have to go!
Ah, honey!
Is there a problem with your friend?
Emergency situation in hospital. Difficulty giving birth.
I understand. Save lives every day. I salute him.
I don't know what to say. You are amazing!
I know! - I hope you won't lose your license.
I don't even have one!
I'm calm now... I will...
gives you... permission...
driving you first!
Are you sure? - Yes!
But I feel like I'm forcing you.
That doesn't matter, this will be fine!
This isn't because of my "27" time right?
No, no! Even the 100th result will remain the same!
You are ready. Very ready.
Okay, I'll take it. - That is good.
I will back it up. - Not!
Leave! Don't touch! Leave!
I will do it? I will move it?
We will move it!
Do I really get a license?
Yes, of course! But don't act extreme.
Just relax.
Your license is in your hands. Now you're home. Walk! Bye!
I know. I'll call you tomorrow in case of your regret.
No! I will not be here, and the next day.
I was transferred to Paris
Ah, so this is a farewell gift? - For my most ordinary students!
Yes, right. '' Ordinary ''!
Please weekly car magazine.
No, no. Thank you!
Mom, he is coming. Bu...
Yes, sure! Let's eat!
Sorry, this won't happen again.
Not if you screw this up again! My father is very disciplined.
Oh, come on. Deep down, he must be sweet.
Her daughter's eyes are very blue
You just need to be careful Don't worry, this will be fine. I know he will like me and I will like it!
Is he a police officer? - No!
OK! So there's no need to worry if it's not a police officer!
Papa, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Daniel.
Are you a doctor?
Come on, make him die!
Nice to meet you. I hear a lot about you.
Are you deaf or don't want to answer questions?
I'm not a doctor I'm on the job!
What year?
First. I mean I will step on the second year.
Second year? You look old. - Edmond!
What? I only asked new members. Answer!
you're right sir, I'm not young but I do a lot of work
to support my family... and to pay for... my college
I started at the age of 12, so I am already old.
What is your job?
I'm a taxi driver... ambulance. Ambulance!
That's why I'm late. I work in the clinic.
It makes my eyes can't stand still. One eye sees the road, one eye to the patient.
2 things at once: You made a mistake!
Sorry sir, but I don't agree. Look at you!
Oh? What do you mean?
I saw a lot of medals there...
prove you have been successful in your career.
And I see Lilly: Beautiful, smart, educated.
You're obviously successful for doing 2 things at once.
I was also an ambulance driver, '59 in Algeria.
One eye sees the road, one eye to the machine gun!
Look at other injured people. If they are still alive!
Edmond! My meat may have been dead but still need treatment!
Agree! I'm hungry! Forward!
Now, endurance test. 3 hours story about war!
Don't worry, I'll enter neutral teeth and start the cruise!
I hurt you? - Not at all.
Good. I hear a hip crack.
That's mine! - Already, stop it.
I'm fine!
I don't want to hurt you, but I'll be fine.
I'm cured now.
I can just massage you. but if you're fine, alright!
The pain is gone...
But actually, there is a disturbing pain, stiffness.
Maybe a little massage will relax it.
Okay everyone, the last match for 5 minutes, start!
Want to exchange opponents? - Not.
I really don't want to hurt you.
I was touched for your concern, Emilien.
Now I remind you, I studied since the age of 4. I can give you one or two lessons!
That's not fair! Your smile can melt the radiator! You interfere with my concentration!
The real enemy never smiles!
Listen to all, there's an announcement!
Meeting with the Boss in 5 minutes!
What's wrong? You lost your lens contact?
I can see well, enough to kick your ass!
I'm just trying to help!
Do you know much about judo? -No
Only a few times. This is not my sport.
So what? - Karate. More effective!
I ping pong is not good for fighting, but the principle is the same
The Spirit of the Rising Sun!
Con-ichi-aah!
This is easy. "Con". "" Stupid consumers "like Emilien!
Thank you!
Then, '' ninny '' like...
Sorry, Petra. This is just an example.
And '' a '' like '' aaaa ''! Con-ichi-aah!
Now you guys.
Not bad. - What does it mean?
This means '' hello '' in Japanese. and
don't forget that! Less than 1 hour at Marseille airport we are the arrival of the Japanese Minister of Defense.
Lord... Tefu... Temuchila.
Mr. Tef... Tejus. Just call "Nip"! Nip people from Tokyo.
Before the Franco-Japanese meeting After Bastille Day in Paris...
He visits our charming city. Do you know why?
The weather?
The view? -Sure
The food? The atmosphere?
Saturday's soccer match!
You guys are a big group of fleas!
Our anti-gang training base
Nip people have a problem with a local mafia Jacuzzi... Yakuza...
Who even kidnapped members of the government.
The Minister of Defense visits Britain, Germany and France.
Let's explain one thing
Krauts and Limeys did not win the contract.
We kicked their butts in the World Cup! Let's defend this title!
I compiled a small operation. I will now explain.
I call this operation Operation...
Ninja!
He ran out of ammo.
Suddenly... no more ammo!
That is a natural thing.
Yes, it's natural.
I'm heading to Raymond. This is it.
I shake it.
"Raymond, your ammunition!" No answer!
I shake it again! Then...
He fell to the side. Dead!
Terrible! My entire unit was wiped out!
I'm alone.
The armored car was on fire, the radio was broken and my drinking bottle was half empty!
Oh, no! Then what happen?
I pray! - Good!
That's all I can. Only a miracle can save me!
Miracle! We are safe!
What is that sound? Cellphone or home phone?
Edmond, red telephone!
A red telephone? Excuse me for a moment.
General Bertineau spoke. Are you Bertrand, on the red telephone?
Good, Daniel. You will get dessert!
Oh, God! I really forgot!
No problem! I will be there!
Disaster!
We will wait. - I'll be back in an hour!
I want you now. - Give me 20 seconds!
To the airport, fast!
That's a bit long!
Disaster!
Papa!
Papa, are you okay? Are you hurt?
This is a disaster!
He won't be able to leave now!
In 15 minutes I have to pick up the Minister Japanese Defense. This is a disaster!
I'll take you there right on time. - Impossible!
Try it, sir!
Don't forget the seat belt, daddy.
Is this your ambulance? - No, this is a taxi.
My sister lent it to me.
Save for me the dessert. - You will get a lot!
Let's go. - Certain!
We will be a little slow because the tires are not hot yet, but soon it will get hot!
Don't get too hot!
Now look, kid. This is the latest Cortex 500.
Rolls Royce speed trap!
Turn it on. Then it can be used immediately.
Then go to the side of the road.
Take your hand a little.
You better just study old models.
Are we on the highway? - Now I can increase the speed!
No wonder you work in a hospital!
This is a disaster!
Chief! We got one!
How fast?
306!
I think it's 406. Old model!
306 mph, stupid. Tell the others!
A white taxi with a speed of 306 mph. I repeat 306!
Yes, 306!
We will catch it!
Are you okay sir?
Ah, there he is! I have to go there!
Change of plan!
What? This isn't going there!
This is a shortcut!
Grip!
There is a UFO on runway 1!
Priority for aircraft.
We just landed. Outside temperature: 35 degrees.
We hope you enjoy flights with us!
Sorry, captain a taxi arrived.
I can't hear, it's noisy!
I repeat, a taxi approaches.
I never ordered a taxi. Are you, Emilian?
No, but I know him.
14 minutes 30 seconds!
Great!
Bertineau, why do you use a taxi?
I lost the car. That person saved me.
Con-ninny-a!
What did he say?
Just like you, Chief!
I'm relieved to be here.
Thank you for welcoming me in Japanese.
I'm Gibert, protect you During your vacation... uh, stay.
This is our Minister. Say hi. This is it.
Greetings partner! Nice to meet you
I'm honored to meet you.
Welcome! I'm a member of the security team. We hope you feel at home here.
You speak Japanese well.
Only a little. If you need any help, just ask.
Nice to meet you.
Only the blonde woman can speak Japanese I heard. Return to headquarters.
We offer you cocktails. Over here.
Petra, you should have told me that you speak Japanese. I feel like an idiot But it was recorded in my file, Under my measurement data.
I think I stopped there.
Please help me, kid. Do you see a taxi there?
Of course!
Ah, sorry miss, but I'm busy now. Maybe next time...
Always in the right place! - Know that guy?
Bertineau, Head of the Basin unit.
Lilly's father! - Impossible!
I'm there for lunch. Can not be trusted!
Yes, I can't stand the army.
You also can't stand the police. - I still can't, I can't survive with you!
Right, he is the same as you.
He even wants you to come to a cocktail party.
Cocktails... half the police, half the army? It's not a cocktail, it's a nightmare!
Do you prefer a half mechanic half a gas station officer?
Come on. the conversation is the same: car, sport, woman! you will suit them.
But I'm embarrassed Listen, if Bertineau is Lilly's father, this might be the end of Daniel's father-in-law.
What does he think if you say no?
One drink, no more
Martini? - My sister's name!
One for the trip won't hurt you!
Thank you very much.
Delicious "cakes". Made locally. Next to the office.
Excuse me. I will get you another.
Listen gilbert. Don't get him drunk He still has to sign a contract.
Don't worry, I know what I have to do. Just be gentle with him.
Everything is done!
Are your plans ready?
Sir, it's already been prepared and trained to death!
We will switch to the second program in a few minutes.
my daughter told me a lot about you You're not what I imagined.
No offense, but the second year in medical students...
I think you will feel more...
Old? - Right and a slow driver!
Yes, he is the "fastest" doctor I know.
Yes, I'm very grateful. I owe you!
Ask me anything, But not about Lilly!
Of course not! I can't think of anything else.
1 year approval, parts and labor!
Excuse me. - Get away!
Emilien, immediately start Ninja operation.
Petra, watch him. - Watch me?
Make friends with the police? - No, only with him.
Good! This is rare. Most anti-police youth...
Anti-military, anti-everything! They want to kill his father's figure.
Sir, my patient is waiting.
Wait! 5 more minutes. You will find something very interesting.
Japanese Peugeot sales? Nothing is impossible!
This is Cobra.
Specifically designed to protect visitors.
Made from Titanium.
Some side panels Can hold any bullets!
Missile detection, Front and back!
Phantom Layers! A strong tire!
This is connected to the Atlas satellite...
And if necessary, can be controlled from headquarters.
Now it's the engine.
Ninja!
Good voice for V12
V12 engine, dual turbo. Turns on with the sound system!
Maximum speed of 210 mph!
Distance 550 miles. Paris-Marseille.
2 front airbags, 2 rear, 4 on the side.
8 in one for maximum protection.
Ladies and gentlemen, This car is like France
Cannot be destroyed!
That's only because we set it to a very sensitive setting.
but if set to "normal" This all works normally!
Did you see the balloon?
Useful to stop thieves!
Take him out!
Tell him don't worry.
He wants to go to the bathroom.
Bertrand, take him. - Good, Sir.
This will be good as new in a short time.
Is she okay? Now who will drive it?
Sir, I have a young civilian driver. He is very nice. I guarantee.
Banco!
Before you take a city tour, I will show you our latest innovation computer.
Give it to me!
Use this. - This is not my style.
Don't worry, this baby is very easy to control even idiots wearing boxing gloves!
Bring him away! - No, it's okay.
I told you! - It's okay, no one will see.
Turn it on! Ninja!
How to turn it off? - You just need to say "Nip".
Ninja!
The mission is simple. We prepared demonstrations with fake attacks.
Like a ghost train? Yes, so the "Nip" was impressed.
About that, don't worry. Let things happen.
If "Nip" is...
Don't mess with me when I'm talking. - You always say "Nip"!
Great! - Not bad.
Sir, we will now take you to the hotel.
Enter Fast!
Hello!
Dirty rubbish again!
Forward!
They are here.
On the way. It goes as planned.
Very good, Katano. We hear them.
Spring rolls, come in!
Hey Emilien, sign in!
Do you hear me? - Clear.
We just left the first trap. Go to you in 20 minutes.
Okay, 20 minutes to warm up.
How about us? What will we do in 20 minutes?
I don't know. Have an idea?
Yes, but 20 inches... minutes are very short!
Oh yeah? So, we need another idea we will start now and finish later.
Yes, with my idea it will run smoothly But... I also have other ideas.
I'm sure you will like it.
Oh yeah? What are our thoughts the same.
This will be awesome!
This is ideal! What did you say?
Take advantage of This is for some quiet moments...
to learn Japanese!
This is not the same as my idea.
He won't know much about Marseille.
Sorry, he suffered a lot in jetlag.
May I ask, why is your boss here?
To sign a very large contract and see the anti-gang method.
He really wants to see that! - Do you know the method?
Of course! First, suspect.
He might be guilty. if he's a stranger, he's a double suspect!
Then there is a guilty person, a stranger, a suspect with brown skin! He has it!
If he has brown skin, he just needs to take a sun bath and doesn't do anything all day.
He is a suspect! So he is guilty. Perfect logic!
Is the child good?
Very good. A young doctor, friend of my daughter.
Someone told me they had made out.
Very natural for children their age. - Right.
To make the guilty person confess, they use questions!
Simple! They apply trilogy like Star Wars.
Episode 1: Defeat him! Good, healthy exercise!
Episode 2: Squeeze them to collect Cash for a Christmas party!
Episode 3: Let's get drunk! To celebrate this!
I'm glad there are young people who still respect our values.
A good child who obeys the law. - Do you think so?
How many French gangs?
The most dangerous are "Pigs" those who have 100,000 men!
They are easy to find, Always drink beer!
Okay, now turn left towards the port. - With pleasure, Chief
He sounds friendly. - Agree. Also polite.
Be polite in front of you, but hit you from behind!
Like in the Souk. A big smile because they stole your money!
But don't worry, I'm alert to him.
May I ask you a question?
I haven't been to the police for a long time, but just try it.
What does the word "Nip" mean that your captain always uses?
Why did he stop? I told you to be careful!
What's wrong?
Only the problem of simultaneous translation! Ninja!
Stop your bullshit. We are at the meeting point... now.
Don't worry! This is normal!
Code Red!
Damn it! There are missiles heading for us.
Missiles? What missile?
Atlas system, time to transfer missiles. Unique! The Limeys won't get the ball!
Impressive, but where does it lead?
Don't worry. In a place far away in the sea.
Damn, my ship!
Now, the core of the event.
Impressive!
Good work, Gibert.
Thank you sir, I'm very happy to be able to try this equipment in the end.
Bitch pig!
Okay, everything is clean.
Ninja!
Very impressive! - You have to get used to it. An ordinary day in Marseille
Your pronunciation is progressing, but your accent isn't.
Spring rolls, spring rolls! Do you hear?
Yes, all is well. Did you succeed. I mean, have you been here?
The first attack is successful. Will go to your place in 5 minutes. Ready?
Petra and I are checking out some things outside. Everything is ready now.
Emilien, this is Gibert. I'm counting on you.
You can count on me, Petra. I mean you can rely on Petra!
Relying on Petra!
Leave!
Damn, I told you to warm up!
We are already hot!
Gibert will kill you, friend! Quickly warm up!
I'll leave you for a while. I'm going to the restroom...
I'll go with you. You never know...
Can you not read?
This is written "" Green Light "! You go gay!
Oh shit!
Now turn left. I repeat left.
Yes, Chief. I repeat, Chief!
He says you're a good driver. - I don't even move!
This is strange The machine can't talk to me.
Are you clogging your ears? Do I talk too much?
No! This is a mini ear transmitter.
The newest model! I'm on channel one.
But how do we talk?
I know you French people never use this, but it's not so difficult!
Yes, but if you have a problem What should I do?
how do I know you can hear me?
1 beat means Yes, 2 means No!
Don't you mind if we keep on chatting?
That's good, because closed doors will make it easier to talk to you.
I don't dare say anything about your face.
Your eyes bother me. your eyes are very...
Very blue!
What do spring rolls do? - What?
That's just code. I can't find the meaning.
When your eyes look at me... wow! Nobody has ever seen me like that.
And maybe when I turn around...
Is this part of the method? - Of course! Daniel's method!
It's good to open my heart to you.
Do you mind if it's too much?
So can I start?
I haven't found the code yet.
Do you notice that I'm now closer to you?
"" No "?
That's better
Okay Petra, I want to say something You might be surprised. This is it.
I'm sure this is stupid!
Well... Petra, since I met you I love you!
Good, Emilien! - I told you!
I already said it!
Now get me out of my misery: Are you with me? So, uh...
1 beat: yes, 2 means no.
Change channels if you say dirty! We are working!
Turn left, kid. - Yes, bro!
He is not one of us.
That's right. He is not one of us.
What are you playing? Fast forward! Ninja!
Sorry if I know it but I smell a trap.
Kissing traps? I don't smell anything. Do you kiss, sir?
How can 2 trucks be parked and there is only one road which is enough for 1 car.
No, there are no traps. I have checked the map, there are no traps.
Keep going! - If you say that.
I should know.
I told you! Trap!
What did he do?
What page?
It's not on my list.
Salute for this one!
Damn it! Thank God this is not my taxi!
What's wrong? Where is the Nip?
Some ninjas... come, and the Minister leaves.
What? He can't fly?
He did it! With that speed, he will go to Mars!
Ask Atlas. He must have seen it!
Code Red!
Stop! Police!
Damn it!
A complicated city, huh? Small road!
The prison isn't that big!
Go down there! I will shoot you guys, so don't fool me!
I remind you, I'll shoot!
Spread!
So that's your game? OK!
Now where are they? They don't fly too right?
Where is Emilien? Emilien!
I think he's around the trash.
I was very close to catching them, but I lost.
They brought the Minister! - Which one?
The Nip, not us. This is a disaster!
Yes and they also brought Petra.
Good. He can speak Japanese, so he won't be lonely.
Lilly, I swear I'll be there but your father told me to stay!
But it's been 2 hours. I've been all hot.
All? - Yes, all!
I'll be burning soon.
I will come. See the documentary that will make you calm!
I'll be there in 5 minutes. - Too long!
4 minutes! Emilien!
This is my fault I shouldn't let him go to John himself!
You should go with him. - I've thought about that. I will do it.
Have you finished scratching? It's been 1 hour but you haven't got anything yet.
Indeed there are cars here. Everything is there 3.
Did you read Sherlock Holmes to conclude that?
Do you not get a clue so we can look for it?
We will analyze the sample tires in the lab. I'm sure laser analysis will...
Yes and they have plenty of time to swim back to Tokyo.
Thank you for everything, but I need my taxi now. What should I do with your rental car?
We have a problem! The clown shaves the way!
Can you help me find a clue?
Listen, Lilly is on fire. He will burn himself.
They brought my girlfriend. Just give yourself two minutes.
Check then I'll take care of it.
From here, I see 3 black Mitsubishis.
Latest model.
Their tires come directly from Japan. - How do you know?
I smell it. - Fish smell?
Yes, meaning? - Restaurant?
Do you have fish oil for the brain? Restaurants and Ports!
They come directly from Japan! - So that's why they smell fish!
Look! Now are they stealing cars? - That's easy! Alain!
- I'll be there.
Okay you guys, lower the clothespin and take it home.
Monday morning, you bring a whistle and I'll tell you to analyze the Zebra Cross!
Idiot!
Negative! There is nothing stolen at the port.
Bingo! - Bingo? That means you are wrong.
3 the car was stolen but not stolen Why?
Because they use warehouses as headquarters!
Look, you can be smart!
Code Red! - No, Emilien. That's my words.
Explain to me one more time.
Hey Lilly, I'm on the road! Are you watching TV?
No, I stopped. They show about _ animal sex. I have burned the carpet!
Lilly is worried. Give it to me.
Tell your mother this will be fine, but I need a little direction from your friend.
He does great work. Good recruitment.
He will take me home. You can say good night. Hey, honey.
Come on, hurry away. The mission isn't over.
What is Gibert doing up there?
I don't know. He was in John for a long time, and made a strange noise
What's wrong? - I can't tell you. This... is too terrible!
Emilien! They will not come. - Are you kidding?
I think this is their first base. They've been away a long time. Long time.
Suspects appear. Asian man.
Ah... Look! They always return to their original place! Police Academy, lesson 1! Position!
Captain?
The suspect appears at the front door.
Perfect! I'm ready with them!
Hey Marco, are you sure about this?
What? This is the theft of this century!
There are mountain VCRs, all packed and waiting for delivery!
They will break in.
We got him! - Emilien! Will you break if you enter your own house?
sure. - Oh, yes? Actually no.
Uh-oh! Chairman, what will...?
Emilien, I like being close to my men.
Some actions won't hurt me. Like in the past!
but it's been a long time.
- Memories may be long, Emilien. But reflexes... are still intact!
Trust me. Thank you!
Are you sure there's no police? - Just relax, damn it! There is nothing here!
They all saw the match. All the police in front of the TV.
Prepare to attack. Wait for the sign from me.
Chairman, you worry me. This is too high.
This won't do anything. Just tie the rope. The rest let me do it.
I have a bad feeling.
See? They are all looking at matches, like I said!
Everyone attacks!
Damn it! Shit! Shit!
Emilien? - Okay, Chairman.
Banzai!
What's wrong? Is there a neck cut?
Emilien!
The tie is correct, right?
Emilien!
Maybe the rope.
You tied the wrong rope. - You are right.
Send an ambulance! Now!
Emilien! Emili... AAAHH!
This is all my fault! I shouldn't leave him and let him fall
Hey hey, enough! Stop whining, it won't make it back, Think of others!
I'm thinking! I am thinking! But we don't have leaders to work.
If your question is correct, the answer is also correct. Why didn't the Yakuza kill the Minister directly?
- Do they need it? - yes but why?
Are they asking for ransom? - Not.
Why don't they kidnap him in Japan? But kidnapped while in France
They must have good reasons. actually Why is the Minister going to Paris?
To see the parade and sign a contract. Security, Training, Soldiers, Nuclear.
That's it! Maybe they want to prevent that. - But that doesn't make sense, why did they do it?
Your friend is right. Yuki Tsumoto wants to stop him.
I know you. Are you not at the airport?
I'm Yuli, I'm here to protect the Minister. I'm a Japanese secret agent.
Funny! Me too. Emilien, Police from Marseille.
She's Daniel, she is... - Intern. I learned how to be a fool!
Smart! Who is Yuki Tsumoto?
Yakuza. He controls the north. Very strong and conservative.
He refused airplanes, training, nuclear power.
France is interested in selling, so he took a step.
Not only Ministers will not sign, Japan and France will not work together anymore!
Tsumoto sent 2 hypnotists.
They will control the Minister when the Parade, is holding the weapon and starts shooting anyone. Even the president
And to protest, France will cancel diplomatic relations with Japan
That's right. - Crazy!
We have to free your friend and the Minister before 11.
I better tell my boss. - Are you disabled or sleeping?
Listen. Emilien You two will save someone.
We are a little rushed, we better think about the solution
He's right! No Nip will defeat us! Forgive me! Where should we start?
First, can you find them in Paris?
- Of course not! - Certain! So easy!
Thank you, Joe. You saved my life! Goodbye, pal.
Get it! They hid in the 14th district
Is that really him? Uh, they are!
3 Black Mitsubishis with blonde hair. Okay?
We have to be fast to the airport! - There are no planes for 3 hours.
We can't wait. We have to get there fast!
BUILD! THERE IS A WAR!
What's wrong? - This is me, Daniel!
Oh daniel, where are the troops? - Out! Only we survived today. You owe me a debt. Remember?
- Right! I need your help.
Damn it! What are they doing?
Cool, pal! Time to go!
I hope you know what you do, because I don't know!
Have a better idea? - Now? Not.
So think fast!
Daniel! I can! Let me out. - Too late!
Are you cold?
You're right! Cold like ice!
Shout if there is a problem, okay?
Okay, I'm screaming! We lost the parachute!
That's why there are 3. 1 or 2 must always be a problem!
Oh, you're right!
Emilien, have you got a license? - Yes, why?
So replace me for a moment. Let's move!
I will control it. - Where are we going?
Just go straight.
Straight? Okay!
Come on, just relax. Be Zen, you will be better.
This is good. Very good.
Oh Lilly, what's wrong?
Who is singing that? - Stewardess. - Flight attendant?
No, actually Sister!
Are you in a massage parlor?
- No, Lilly! We're in the sky. Your father directs us. Emile who drives,
I fix the parachute... and the nurse sings to calm us down!
Daniel, are you smoking marijuana?
I tried to save Petra and the Japanese Minister!
I'll call you when we land! Is that hard to understand?
Are you okay, honey? - I am fine!
He never believed me!
Try turning a little left.
Now, turn left. I repeat, left.
Hi!
This is okay! Relax! Marseille police!
Do you know them? - Yes.
Old student. Alright, I'm just walking.
Good morning, Lionel.
- Good morning Jacques, this is Mr. Coutta. Hi, how are you?
Everything ready, Coutta? - Only the Japanese Minister hasn't arrived yet.
I saw him. God, he is very beautiful!
I mean, he's fine. Minister?
- OK. He is training.
Maybe we should try to get them back - I have ideas, but we have to remind your friends.
This won't be easy. It's foolish for me! - Is it true?
The earphone! He still wears his earphones. Petra! Petra!
Are you ready to kill?
Do you hear me?
Petra, we are not far from you.
Wake up... and spin it.
Petra, show your hand.
What is this? - That is not me.
You're stupid! - You too!
Sit down. We will save you.
It's easy to say it! - I have a plan.
That's what worries me!
You just heard what I said.
You will obey me.
You only do what I say.
you will obey me and... -I want to go home because it's cold here and I will get sick.
You will fall asleep.
Raise your hand.
Con-nichi-aah! Hey, it's my turn now! Come on!
I'm not so bad about hypnosis!
Kneeling! Good!
Now lie down! Very very nice!
Now sleep!
Raise your hand or you will sleep too!
Okay, I will protect you.
Hey girl, what are you doing?
That's not necessary. I've protected you.
It doesn't have anything, Emilien.
what do you mean there is no contents?
How can it be?
That's me. I empty the magazine.
So... this never filled up?
I'm worried that makes you hurt.
I'm late. Can you help me!
It's okay, I'll try it myself.
Let's hurry up, jump down! Are you sure?
Hurry up, catch those clowns!
This is good for sushi! - Ah, really?
It's deadlocked, Daniel!
After you, Daniel
One is gone!
We will get out of here.
We are too heavy. They have good cars!
Ask your colleagues to help us.
Forget it. Paris police hate us.
Aww, you just never asked politely!
Daniel, what is...?
You homos don't take part in the parade?
You are not a soldier? You prefer to stay at home and swallow the remote?
What about the love parade? Catch us if you can!
You're a little too much! - Do not worry! They like that!
Catch him alive! I will kill him myself!
Where are you?
Where is the Trocadero? Trocadero?
Via Chatelet!
Watch out for the bus!
Oh, Eiffel Tower!
Get out of the grass!
Get there! Okay
That's the other one!
Hit the taxi
Kamikaze! - Kamika... what? Kamikaze! -BANZAI!
Damn it! I can't cheat it! We are too heavy!
I'm going to come out! If you want
- Bad idea of Emlien, think! I can not!
Call the General. - General, you hear!
It's very clear! How is your tour?
It's fun!
Tell him to block the exit of the Dauphine tunnel. We will trap them!
No problem! Give me 5 minutes.
Hello, what's wrong?
Picard? This is Bertineau speaking. - What's the matter, sir?
Do you have one or two tanks? - Of course I have.
we arrive soon, he better be fast!
Where are they. What did he do?
Okay sir, the tunnel has been blocked.
4 minutes 32 seconds. -Good sir.
- Grip!
I don't want to play! - Do you want to be shot?
No, I don't want to hit a tank!
Daniel, I want to spend time with Petra before I die!
Don't worry, I'll take you to heaven!
I want to stay on earth, Daniel!
You scared me again!
Maybe one day you have to trust me!
The minister said, you are very great. Be the driver in Japan.
Thank you but now, I just want to go home.
Yes, we will go home. Where do you want to go down?
Don't turn on the TV!
Only 5 minutes. I want to see your father.
That's like Daniel's taxi!
Emilien!
So, that's the latest model. Stealth taxis.
I'll drop you at the Tribune. This place makes me sick.
Emilien!